Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning to Danny Barrett fingers crossed that I'm calling
Speaker 1: him in two hours time. Today is the big day.
Speaker 1: It is in two hours time, eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1: Somebody's life gets changed in one phone call. They win
Speaker 1: the Raw Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery Grand Prize draw. It's
Speaker 1: a five million dollar fully furnished four bedroom Matt's a
Speaker 1: home in Hampton. Danny's actually want his message here that
Speaker 1: after listening to yesterday's show, the only person who's gonna
Speaker 1: be getting a call will be Rio, the king of
Speaker 1: the twelve Double Yokers. If we hear the phone go
Speaker 1: in the studio.
Speaker 3: Uh it.
Speaker 4: You guys got to explain to me whatever happened yesterday.
Speaker 1: First of all, welcome back to the show. Good yeah,
Speaker 1: because when we saw you Monday, you were not very
Speaker 1: well and rapidly going downhill.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the days off. I've well and truly
Speaker 4: bounced back. But all I'm hearing about eggs yesterday.
Speaker 1: You missed history.
Speaker 3: My uncle has never.
Speaker 4: Messaged me about the show, and he said, I got
Speaker 4: this message last night, Hey Jack, was that Double Yolke
Speaker 4: stuff true? This morning or was that just show business?
Speaker 1: I get an email, right because in the evening there's
Speaker 1: like a best of that day show that goes around Australia. Right,
Speaker 1: so it's all the cities and I think about nineteen
Speaker 1: other little stations around the place. And I just got
Speaker 1: an angry email from someone I think it actually might
Speaker 1: be Bundesberg, who just said to me, liars, liars, liars,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be on the radio with this kind of trackery. Well,
Speaker 1: he just like refusing to believe. It wasn't like weed
Speaker 1: walked on water. It was like a man on the
Speaker 1: radio had a carton of eggs that were all double yocres.
Speaker 1: It is incredible. I think it's like one one in quantillion.
Speaker 4: I believe whatever happened, you say is amazing, but dear
Speaker 4: trillion to one event happened.
Speaker 1: Rio said, yes, I'm glad Jack was off otherwise be too.
Speaker 5: Much doubty ruining. And he come back in first We're.
Speaker 1: Like, it's a one in a trillion. But while you're
Speaker 1: that guy in Bundsburg, you're using a VPN.
Speaker 6: Why don't a trillion things have to happen at some point?
Speaker 6: Because the trillion things happen every day.
Speaker 1: Jack skeyptical person is sick exactly on the even what
Speaker 1: are the odds that morning? So if you wonder what
Speaker 1: we're talking about, a lot of emotion store after what
Speaker 1: happened yesterday. So but you, Siria, when Sunday is cracking
Speaker 1: his eggs, a normal twelve box of normal eggs, not
Speaker 1: double yokas. I've seen the boxes still in the studio
Speaker 1: and he got to five on the bounce double yokas.
Speaker 1: Stop there. This this is a bit I find incredible
Speaker 1: that you actually rang your dad.
Speaker 3: Rang dad, who is.
Speaker 1: A doctor, a man of science and medicine, a learned man,
Speaker 1: to say, wow, your son's come.
Speaker 6: Good Dad, He might faint out of excitement. I've never
Speaker 6: heard him so excited. Got dad five double yok in
Speaker 6: no way nowhere. And then he said in Chinese culture
Speaker 6: that means a baby's on the way, which obviously five
Speaker 6: double yokas, specifically just one double yoker very good for fertility.
Speaker 1: He's talking about IV because he is a doctor.
Speaker 6: Well, actually, two hours after we cracked all the double yokas,
Speaker 6: my friend Daniel had a child, little Sebastian, one week
Speaker 6: before his due date.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he knew they were already pregnant.
Speaker 1: Just because Jackson expect issue mate, Daniel, I probably think
Speaker 1: it was his female partner that.
Speaker 3: Did a bit of worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your friend, Daniel, or did you just stand there?
Speaker 1: That's another America?
Speaker 3: What a week.
Speaker 1: May have given birth?
Speaker 7: And what next?
Speaker 6: I messaged the group chat about the dozen double yoka
Speaker 6: jackpot yesterday, expecting Dad to, you know, finally be so
Speaker 6: proud of me and excited for me, or like it
Speaker 6: is a photo of He just sends a photo of
Speaker 6: a fishy court.
Speaker 1: Wow, and you know what, that's one in Quinn billions.
Speaker 1: To get that specific that was twelve exactly the same
Speaker 1: one he's got. That is incredible. You can watch the
Speaker 1: video of what happened yesterday, head to Instagram or if
Speaker 1: you brought a Facebook and you'll find it's there The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show. It happened The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Email just coming from Peter Rodwell. Christian. I was also
Speaker 1: listening to the show. Yes, I heard the double yokea
Speaker 1: moment and then all the stories including Mike Nighbor for
Speaker 1: what are the odds? And then yesterday Christian, what are
Speaker 1: the odds? Came crashing into my workplace. I was working
Speaker 1: at my job, about to load a truck. I had
Speaker 1: to get a palette of cement down from higher up
Speaker 1: so high I couldn't see how many bags of cement
Speaker 1: were on the palette. I get the palette down. It
Speaker 1: had exactly the right amount of bags to finish my order.
Speaker 1: I needed this in the trill you know, then call
Speaker 1: you down.
Speaker 8: This hue, Wow, wee the palette of fate.
Speaker 1: I needed eighteen bags. A planet comes down from above
Speaker 1: to sent some heaven eighteen MAXI mans, what are the odds?
Speaker 1: There's something happening, and there's something happening around us right now.
Speaker 1: This is huge. Now a lot of people want to know, Jack,
Speaker 1: did you find the remote? Actually someone actually thought you're
Speaker 1: off Tuesday. When I said find it into that right
Speaker 1: when we're not coming back into work. My radio master
Speaker 1: said find it. There's no radio until I have this.
Speaker 1: He's giving me a challenge.
Speaker 3: We found it.
Speaker 4: It was in the Wooden Jumbo Connect four game. Oh kid, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we got this big like four times, the same scene
Speaker 4: or the connect form.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And it had been put in what it is of course,
Speaker 4: so there was all these little discs and then one
Speaker 4: of them was the Apple Tava and when we saw it.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: The whole time you went Italian and so were you
Speaker 1: looking or just did you randomly think it's not in that?
Speaker 1: Were you going to play with your three year old son.
Speaker 4: No, Bianker found it because I've been I really have
Speaker 4: been just resting the last couple of days. Christian, I
Speaker 4: can't even get.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you were doing any prep for the
Speaker 1: show or working or anything. I don't want. We took
Speaker 1: that wret. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was given a no talking directive by the doctor
Speaker 4: because the sickness was all localized in my throat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really scratchy on Monday, and good to
Speaker 1: come in with a barely audible voice and new three
Speaker 1: hours of mumbling. You told me you want to leg.
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, it's in your head. I was,
Speaker 1: you cannot come into hollow.
Speaker 5: It's not good. I think it's told me you.
Speaker 1: Said in your head.
Speaker 4: Well, he said, whatever war was being waged between my
Speaker 4: body and the illness, and the battleground was my throat,
Speaker 4: and to stop talking completely. I haven't seen it since
Speaker 4: I saw you last. I've hardly said two words and
Speaker 4: so how.
Speaker 1: Did you communicate with your wife and son.
Speaker 3: Just just through hand gestures?
Speaker 1: Sorry? How can you like relationship like.
Speaker 4: Not shake your head f yes and nose thumbs down
Speaker 4: if you don't go?
Speaker 1: Do you want dinner? And you just got like a
Speaker 1: mad king thumbs up?
Speaker 3: Or I did like mind slip soup?
Speaker 1: What about bedtime for Gordy? Did you just don.
Speaker 3: The phone? Took care of YouTube, took care of the stories.
Speaker 6: I just lay there on my with YouTube doing Goldie
Speaker 6: loots of the Three Bears.
Speaker 1: And so what were you doing? Did you watch anything?
Speaker 1: Because when you actually are real, is this miserable? You
Speaker 1: think like, oh I use this time to recharge or
Speaker 1: do some mad middles? I used to time you too,
Speaker 1: w Well, you're just miserable.
Speaker 4: Yes, we watched. I watched two movies. Paddington Too was great,
Speaker 4: isn't it great? Literally one of my favorite movies with Gordy?
Speaker 4: And then I watched a movie about a girl escaping
Speaker 4: a cult called Martha Marthy May Marlene with Elizabeth Olsen.
Speaker 3: That one you wouldn't show, Gordy.
Speaker 1: No, no, it sounds like a feel good movie that
Speaker 1: yourself maybe trying to sign to banker who chose this shit.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show.
Speaker 1: Podcast yesterday and I on the show. I was talking
Speaker 1: about how later on this afternoon, my wife and I
Speaker 1: were heading back to the UK. I see my mom
Speaker 1: and dad in two years, so we're going there over
Speaker 1: issa and so everything is chaos this weekend. Everything ready,
Speaker 1: and then Tuesday night I tire bleue out and it
Speaker 1: wasn't a flat. I've never had this before, where actually
Speaker 1: just the car. I actually struggled to keep control of it.
Speaker 1: I exploded. It was just all of a sudden, there
Speaker 1: was just like not like sometimes you know, you get
Speaker 1: slow and you can see it or someone might say something.
Speaker 1: So I was a minute from away from my house,
Speaker 1: so I drove to my house. I was like, God,
Speaker 1: I'll just deal with this tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It was like, you know you you want meet to
Speaker 3: keep driving?
Speaker 1: No, I know, no part of my house. I'm actually
Speaker 1: get to my house. And then I got home from
Speaker 1: the show yesterday and they called the ra ACV and
Speaker 1: this old guy gets out of him. I felt so bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy's at least twenty years on me.
Speaker 1: He's going to jack the car up. So I sort
Speaker 1: of hung around, like maybe we need to help it.
Speaker 3: Oh, he doesn't have the bench proceed.
Speaker 1: He comes out that he's literally he pulls up and
Speaker 1: he gets moving straight away because they've obviously got lots
Speaker 1: of people to see in that they were there very quickly.
Speaker 1: And he goes, this hasn't got a spare tire. I
Speaker 1: know that be in the boot. They're all there because
Speaker 1: you tell someone who does that for a job every day.
Speaker 1: Some radio guy knows his job.
Speaker 3: The only place they ever are.
Speaker 1: And I went, all of a sudden, I got to
Speaker 1: open up a boot and it's not the back of
Speaker 1: that back panel and it's just not moving.
Speaker 3: So there's a spot for a bit of tempty.
Speaker 1: No, there's just no spot for it.
Speaker 3: Where do they keep it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then he gets under the car and
Speaker 1: he goes these newer cars and when it's about five
Speaker 1: or six years old, it's not like they don't have
Speaker 1: spared tires anymore. Really, I thought it was a law
Speaker 1: you had to have a serviceable spared tire. You know
Speaker 1: that little space saber.
Speaker 3: It's like a little skinny tire. Isn't he that has
Speaker 3: the small.
Speaker 7: Tie the safety time?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So then I go, what happens? Now? He goes tow truck,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, so packing's.
Speaker 5: Day tow truck.
Speaker 1: So I have to wait an hour and then this
Speaker 1: bloody great tow truck arrives and the guy goes.
Speaker 5: He gets out, that's where he does this.
Speaker 1: He goes, tire is done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's why you're here.
Speaker 1: It's not just for me to get on it and
Speaker 1: go for a ride in the back of your truck
Speaker 1: when we off today. Mulgrave, Yeah what what did you
Speaker 1: think you were coming out for someone with that tire?
Speaker 5: Yeah? They vote you.
Speaker 1: There's a chain of events here in my friend what
Speaker 1: And then he goes, I know, I'm I'm now just
Speaker 1: sweating up. There's none no packing, nothing's ready. And then
Speaker 1: he goes, where do you want me to take it to?
Speaker 1: And you know, you're like, I don't even at tire man?
Speaker 5: Who will deal with this? Where are the adults?
Speaker 1: I actually looked around the STREETE do I call Caitlin
Speaker 1: the producer?
Speaker 5: Can you produce this my real life?
Speaker 4: I actually thought they would not like to be doing
Speaker 4: that trip every day.
Speaker 1: Actually said, you've got a preferred tire place. No, I
Speaker 1: think I do do a lot of Livey's a tire
Speaker 1: power so anyway, I go, I don't know, take it
Speaker 1: to the BMW place, and he goes where I went.
Speaker 1: I think there must be one here. I get my
Speaker 1: phone out and I go take it to this one. Right.
Speaker 1: He goes, do they look after and went, well.
Speaker 3: It could be a showroom.
Speaker 1: So anyway, he goes off there and I like you
Speaker 1: and goes, so have you called them? Yeah? Yeah. He
Speaker 1: gets on the corner bringing them.
Speaker 5: There's this poor.
Speaker 1: Woman that who can't say Hello Debra BMW. And I
Speaker 1: went and I actually one of this, please help. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: what's happened, sir? And I went, I'm going a hold
Speaker 1: day tomorrow. You know, we just like vomited late tomorrow.
Speaker 5: It's on to.
Speaker 3: What's going on? And he's coming.
Speaker 5: He's gonna be there any minute now.
Speaker 1: She's I don't worry, we'll look after you.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show right now, Small thing, big rage. It's
Speaker 1: the small little things in your day to day life
Speaker 1: that you can have a huge, actually a disproportionate reaction
Speaker 1: of rage too. So this morning we confure small things,
Speaker 1: big rage, Small things. For Kelly Walden Palmer on top
Speaker 1: of the chips on the side. Please, it should be
Speaker 1: illegal that you're right, actually should be a state law.
Speaker 3: I mean it is election time.
Speaker 1: The party that comes from on this, I think picks
Speaker 1: up votes. It does.
Speaker 3: Actually anybody like.
Speaker 1: Or prefer No?
Speaker 3: No, So where did it come from?
Speaker 1: Is it a recent thing? We gone mad?
Speaker 3: Is it two thing?
Speaker 1: I just want to get involved in the zeitguy Trump listeners,
Speaker 1: listen to other shows, Lisa. When you wait for car
Speaker 1: to go through out of courtesy and politeness and they
Speaker 1: don't even acknowledge or thank you for doing at lista
Speaker 1: that is a huge pet.
Speaker 3: Beaver of mine is a huge one.
Speaker 1: My partner brushing his teeth and the whole sink and
Speaker 1: bathroom mirror splattered in toothface. No, this mirror should have
Speaker 1: a windscreen wipe. Friend, you know, just quit a quick
Speaker 1: little button of that, quick wife, and it would sort
Speaker 1: all of this out. Samantha Hill. People who don't walk
Speaker 1: on escalators yet stand in the middle or side by
Speaker 1: side two people you can't get past. It's not a
Speaker 1: ride people, small thing. Big rage for Jenny. When my
Speaker 1: kids empty the bin and don't put another bin bag in,
Speaker 1: Dad drives me nuts too, And then they just start
Speaker 1: putting crap.
Speaker 3: In the bear the bare bin. That's my fault at home.
Speaker 4: And I am somewhere between taking the bin out and
Speaker 4: get that transition.
Speaker 3: I forget. No you don't. Yes, yeah, it's a liminal time.
Speaker 1: If you're emptying the bin, you've got to replace it
Speaker 1: with the bin. I know.
Speaker 4: I always say I'm sorry, but I forgot when I
Speaker 4: was coming back.
Speaker 3: Into the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Patsally, what's it for you? Small thing, big range.
Speaker 7: There's a couple of things. Again, it's in the kitchen. No,
Speaker 7: so the love God, I might have like just a
Speaker 7: little bit of water and so in the in the
Speaker 7: sink because I do the you know, you still got
Speaker 7: to run the sink to do the tops of the
Speaker 7: counters and stuff, and the stove of top, get all
Speaker 7: the grease off, even though you're using a dishwasher. He
Speaker 7: might have like a single fork or a single mug,
Speaker 7: and he'll just drop it in the water and walk off,
Speaker 7: go back back to his office to do work.
Speaker 1: Because actually, what you're saying is someone else will finish
Speaker 1: us off.
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly, it's like there you go, you do that,
Speaker 7: and the other thing he does. He'll have not one
Speaker 7: teatael four or five fresh tea tawels.
Speaker 1: Very very guilty with this. I like Jack, I forget,
Speaker 1: I forget in the kitchen there'll be at least four
Speaker 1: or five.
Speaker 7: No, I can't stand there, and I don't like if.
Speaker 1: It's slightly too damp, but it's not ready to go
Speaker 1: to the washing between.
Speaker 7: He fouls all of them up, and then he doesn't
Speaker 7: also put them on the al of the oven where
Speaker 7: they where they live. He doesn't put it nice in folders.
Speaker 1: We're not in a show home's papermore. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Years you've got left.
Speaker 7: No, it's terrible. I like to have a nice tea
Speaker 7: towel that doesn't get used on on the oven rail.
Speaker 7: So it's always It does look nice.
Speaker 1: It does look nice when you come into the room.
Speaker 1: It looks nice and right.
Speaker 4: You probably then go to the effort to do that
Speaker 4: triangle fold on the toilet paper that they do in hotels.
Speaker 1: Do you have a certain way you want the toilet
Speaker 1: paper face in the wall up or down?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 7: You know, I've got to have the paper facing out.
Speaker 3: Because under pulling it under it doesn't finish.
Speaker 1: You've got handcovered. And it's not only that you've got
Speaker 1: muny hands. You can't work.
Speaker 7: It's not only that, it's like a negative energy goes
Speaker 7: under there. And I also, okay Evans, I also insist
Speaker 7: the lead to be closed because there's a thing, isn't
Speaker 7: it feng Shue. If your lid is up, your money
Speaker 7: will go out like toilet up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, no, no, no, you've got to have it
Speaker 7: down because that's good for your prosperity and money. If
Speaker 7: it's kept up.
Speaker 5: I never heard that much.
Speaker 7: But if it's kept up, it's it's not probably a
Speaker 7: way too money.
Speaker 1: Soon as you're going to see it accounting. You give
Speaker 1: them the toilet seat problem. End of session. I'll send
Speaker 1: you my invoice.
Speaker 2: Super the Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning to Jenny Suitor. It's just emailed a Christian
Speaker 1: tip of the cap to rio. I achieved eleven out
Speaker 1: of twelve double yocus from one Corton back in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: You never you never forget it. You never forget it.
Speaker 1: Let's we forget I haven't posted on Facebook my triumphs.
Speaker 1: She's cut and paste and screenshot a posts on the
Speaker 1: twenty third of November twenty fourteen, and they are There
Speaker 1: are eleven there, but not the holy grill, the whole
Speaker 1: carton twelve yesterday. It's a small thing, big rage Christian
Speaker 1: having to remove fifty decorative pillows off the bed just
Speaker 1: to go to sleep at night. That's now, this is
Speaker 1: my life every night. There's not just these pillows. There's
Speaker 1: one that's like a really long elongated sort of the
Speaker 1: width of the bed. Now that's come out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how it got in the house.
Speaker 1: It must be at least nine pillows. It's like an
Speaker 1: assault course or jump house to get into bed.
Speaker 4: We've got a bed where the headboard is a pillow hider,
Speaker 4: so you it's actually built so that you shove pillows down.
Speaker 3: Behind it and they can bring it again. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: that sounds now.
Speaker 1: And earlier you were talking about how your husband Chris
Speaker 1: or wherever love God does the same thing I do,
Speaker 1: where you just leave a collection of slightly dirty tea
Speaker 1: towels like four or five when the fresh ones come
Speaker 1: out the washtrip pats, I don't bother fold them. I
Speaker 1: just shove them in the toes and stop it.
Speaker 7: You yea, when you get awful when.
Speaker 1: You get them out they're just going to be sort
Speaker 1: of wiping stuff anyway. What is why do they need
Speaker 1: to be folded? They have them in there in a drawer.
Speaker 1: You can't see what stay there in?
Speaker 5: What a waste of time?
Speaker 7: The terrible That would drive me in the same with
Speaker 7: the laundry keeper, like the sheets and the towers, just
Speaker 7: like to chuck them in.
Speaker 1: That has a net impact. Keep hearing that word this
Speaker 1: week in the news. But the tariffs, that has a
Speaker 1: net impact. Okay, on equalities sleep if it's not been
Speaker 1: stored properly. But the tea tawl won't affect you.
Speaker 3: From sleeping. World.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't see it. There's a slight rink all there.
Speaker 1: It's in my eighth vertebra Oh no, that's there. He
Speaker 1: goes again. Where I roll? I can feel it. Christian
Speaker 1: small thing, big race, leaving draws half open, not closing
Speaker 1: the door of the linen cupboard properly. That's on Peter
Speaker 1: Brayden earlier on someone texting and about the where was it?
Speaker 1: Who it is? Kelly Palmer on top of chips put
Speaker 1: them on the side, please. This guy's got theories to
Speaker 1: why it's preferential to have it that way. I love
Speaker 1: the pseudo science. Say the bottom of a parma gets
Speaker 1: sweaty against the plate. The chips serve the perfec us
Speaker 1: of aeration to keep the undersigned crispy.
Speaker 3: But there are chippies. They shouldn't be doing structural works.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe they have to. Maybe the pummi is too hot,
Speaker 1: they're overheating it.
Speaker 4: Get those little plastic things they used to put in
Speaker 4: the center of pizzas.
Speaker 5: Yes, and.
Speaker 1: Like stumps you'd have on a house. Yes, jackie boy,
Speaker 1: what's what's the small thing for? Pick?
Speaker 3: One from my wife, one from my son. My son is.
Speaker 1: Gone three year, thirty six months.
Speaker 3: If this would drive you man, play the music. I
Speaker 3: want to hear this.
Speaker 1: This is incredible. We haven't anyone to go with their
Speaker 1: kids now we're three teenagers, yes, six months old?
Speaker 3: What did this drive you?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: He's going through a stage at the moment where he says,
Speaker 4: I want weet pix, so you make weep bix. He goes,
Speaker 4: I don't want weet picks. I want a peanut but
Speaker 4: of sandwich. You make a peanut but a sandwich. I
Speaker 4: don't want a peanut butter sandwich.
Speaker 1: He's got you. He knows that don't push your buttons.
Speaker 7: I love It's like dance monkey.
Speaker 1: He knows exactly what he's doing, and he's got you sussed.
Speaker 4: I'm having a constant fight with Bianca about she puts
Speaker 4: the toothpaste back in the drawer after every use, whereas
Speaker 4: I think the toothpaste is out there in a little
Speaker 4: carp or anything. We use it twice a day every day.
Speaker 4: Let it have its space on top of the venery.
Speaker 4: It's a go too well you tuck it away every.
Speaker 7: Day we brush our teeth in the shower, so it's
Speaker 7: on the ledge of the shower.
Speaker 3: Exactly easier access.
Speaker 1: You only hidden stories for a toothbrush, that is that
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome, So Christian O'Connell's show. Hello Maria, Christian small thing,
Speaker 1: big range. My husband pills that small sticker that comes
Speaker 1: on the fruit. Puts them everywhere about the bloody bin,
Speaker 1: random drawers, cardboards, wine glasses. He's doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: I find them stuck to the dog suntimes. Even I
Speaker 1: didn't play even the filter of the dishwasher. So sometimes
Speaker 1: to retaliate, we handled these signing wars in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes to react to retaliate. I stick them on
Speaker 1: his bike called helmet. Maria. That's great, Patsy. How's it
Speaker 1: when get home with you?
Speaker 7: Oh, I've got a bit of a situation at home.
Speaker 7: So we've got a darling cleaner who honestly is like
Speaker 7: Mary Poppins that comes every Friday. She's amazing, she's so
Speaker 7: cor we love her.
Speaker 1: It must be a reign of terror. Maria, are you
Speaker 1: finishing today? Because I'm getting his finger on the top
Speaker 1: of this door, and so you put that little broody
Speaker 1: down her. Now. Wonder she's leaving, No, wonder she's leaving
Speaker 1: the game, the industry Australia.
Speaker 3: Mary Poppins after a spirit was broken.
Speaker 7: No, she's moving to Queensland.
Speaker 3: I'm a mistake.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's a long long away from you.
Speaker 7: She's moving from Queensland. And oh when she told us,
Speaker 7: you could hear our hearts breaking because she's not only
Speaker 7: brilliant at what she does, but she's just a delight
Speaker 7: to have in the house.
Speaker 1: How long have you had her?
Speaker 7: About five or six years? Oh, she'll be part your
Speaker 7: life then, Oh she is, and you know she'll do
Speaker 7: little things like she's knitted Audrey little blankets for a bed,
Speaker 7: and Audrey will come home from school and she's just divine.
Speaker 4: It's reminded me of when we were watching Paddington to
Speaker 4: the Housekeeper family has this old is the Housekeeper?
Speaker 3: I said, I want one of those ladies to live
Speaker 3: with us.
Speaker 4: And it does things like make you a nice soup
Speaker 4: if you're not feeling well.
Speaker 7: She's so special and.
Speaker 1: You're already going to mess it that she'll leave a
Speaker 1: big hole.
Speaker 7: Oh really really? And she comes on a Friday, which
Speaker 7: is our beIN day, and we do not ask her
Speaker 7: ever to do anything other than cleaning, right, but she'll
Speaker 7: know she'll leave it.
Speaker 4: Have you finished that, bens, I'm going to put themselves out,
Speaker 4: always going to be in one of them.
Speaker 7: Oh no, but you'll even bring the beans in and
Speaker 7: do all this stuff that's not all dysgeous anyway.
Speaker 3: Well, both of you are reclineds.
Speaker 1: Won't themselves anyway squeeze out and clean it up?
Speaker 7: No, So we're screening for a new cleaner to come anyway.
Speaker 7: Job like, it's not. They're not just a cleaner, though,
Speaker 7: are they?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 7: They do so much more. They actually keep your life
Speaker 7: on its axis as you go into the new week, anyway, so.
Speaker 1: How's it going so far the recruitment drawing.
Speaker 7: Well, this lady came and she was very, very highly recommended.
Speaker 7: A couple of girlfriends get her. She's got so many
Speaker 7: references like they adore her as well. Anyway, she came
Speaker 7: to the door yesterday. She said, I'll pop over, come
Speaker 7: have a look at the house. Give you a quote. Yep,
Speaker 7: sounds good. Anyway, Only when I opened the door, it
Speaker 7: was like she was or is absolutely stunning. She was
Speaker 7: I'm talking like off the Vogue catwalk stunning. She is
Speaker 7: her gorgeous. No. So, anyway, I showed her around the house.
Speaker 1: And Chris, did you know why you're doing this? You're
Speaker 1: only doing this out of politeness. You're not You're not
Speaker 1: having a fox in the henhouse.
Speaker 7: No, correct, And she left and Chris said I think
Speaker 7: she'd be brilliant replacement.
Speaker 1: Extra stuff.
Speaker 7: I said, it's not happening, and he goes, why, No,
Speaker 7: she's got all the criteria we need. She's too pretty,
Speaker 7: that's why. And when you're working from home, it's no.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not supposed to ever talk about this. But
Speaker 1: Sarah fied years ago. Are cleaner? But who was not
Speaker 1: on a t active right, So she was with us
Speaker 1: for quite a few months. Sarah used to used to say,
Speaker 1: she's she's too friendly with you. She's too friendly with you.
Speaker 1: I went, she's just she says, I'm just friendly. When
Speaker 1: to come in and have a chat with her. Maker
Speaker 1: a cup of tea and she goes, tell me what
Speaker 1: she does. She lasts too too loudly at your jokes
Speaker 1: when I'm a professional funny man.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a normal meal.
Speaker 1: No no, no, she goes, no, no, I know what
Speaker 1: you are and you ain't that. So this hot she
Speaker 1: was actually a smoke show. She she went, she got
Speaker 1: she got fired for hotness.
Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, we're taking your story and calls of coincidence and
Speaker 1: chance and what are the odds, And we had an
Speaker 1: amazing story one of those will always remember. It's so memorable.
Speaker 1: Make neighbor listen to this that we had yesterday.
Speaker 10: I'm a builder and I meet a lot of people
Speaker 10: out on the road. So I have a contact list
Speaker 10: that's got tiousands of people in it, and they're all
Speaker 10: got either nicknamed or suggestion of how I remember them. Recently,
Speaker 10: I've moved into its lovely street of neighbors. And we've
Speaker 10: got a guy up the road and his name was Mike.
Speaker 10: I've got a heap of Mike, so I've written Mike neighbor. Anyway,
Speaker 10: a few ways go by. We're actually leasing one of
Speaker 10: his investment properties. While we ran about our house and
Speaker 10: on the least documents. As we're signing it, I found
Speaker 10: out his name is actually Mike Neighbour.
Speaker 1: It's an amazing moment. Yesterday he still is now it's
Speaker 1: Mike neighbor. And we all do this. You know, you
Speaker 1: meet someone quickly, and if they're not an existing friendship,
Speaker 1: you know, you put in sometimes like a little note.
Speaker 1: It's like years ago used to have a Rododex on
Speaker 1: desks and people have a little bit of like a
Speaker 1: bio about whoever that business content was. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like that. Then when I moved here, everyone I was
Speaker 1: meeting was brand new. It was like I knew loads
Speaker 1: of people and there was only one or two. Everyone
Speaker 1: needed a description because I was meeting and need to
Speaker 1: remember who everyone was. So I've got a load of these.
Speaker 1: There's one in here, even Rio when he joined the team.
Speaker 1: You're in your early twenties and I still have an
Speaker 1: updated Rio the kid lead because it was like twenty
Speaker 1: to me, it's just like a flipping kids. He's now
Speaker 1: thirty one. But he stood in my phone and then
Speaker 1: he rings about something serious. The kid needs me. It's
Speaker 1: real with the kids. So I've got have you the
Speaker 1: Tortilla King of Byron, who was a guy I met
Speaker 1: once who was serving me in a restaurant in Byron Bay,
Speaker 1: and I was only yeah, and he was telling me
Speaker 1: how his dream is to open up a little shack
Speaker 1: selling tortillas. And then I went back couple days later
Speaker 1: and he gave me his number, and so I just
Speaker 1: had it down as have you the Tortilla King of Byron.
Speaker 1: I've got mega mind engineer Darren, one of the engineers here.
Speaker 1: Andrew basketball Post. That's all. It just says, Andrew Basketball Post.
Speaker 1: A guy who's actually become a close family friend, who
Speaker 1: whomen moved into our house five or six years ago.
Speaker 1: There was a great basketball post just sort of cemented
Speaker 1: on the ground. I needed someone who wanted it for
Speaker 1: their kids. So he came and he had one of
Speaker 1: those what angle grinders, cut it out of the ground,
Speaker 1: cut it all out, and he was like, you know,
Speaker 1: you knew here if you don't need any help anything.
Speaker 1: I'm a handyman as well, I said, I will I
Speaker 1: Musa said it. So I took a He's now a
Speaker 1: close friends. He's still Andrew basketball post. Who have you
Speaker 1: got in there? Who's in your phone? How they listed?
Speaker 4: Tell me if you remember this guy? He's labeled in
Speaker 4: my phone as George buying the ute a brand new
Speaker 4: trade looking for his first car. He came and bought
Speaker 4: my ute, paid cash three thousand dollars. Then the next
Speaker 4: day he brought it back because he'd taken it to
Speaker 4: the mechanic and the mechanic said it will be about
Speaker 4: another fifteen hundred dollars to fix it.
Speaker 3: He said he didn't have the money.
Speaker 1: Created an awkward, momentless show because he used precious radio
Speaker 1: time to sell this ute.
Speaker 4: So I had to I gave him the cash back
Speaker 4: and then had to resell again. Then I've also got
Speaker 4: John Ozdog who you both know, dog trainer, dog trainer
Speaker 4: on Earth, Yes, yes, And I've also got Jordan big hands. Now,
Speaker 4: this guy really did have big hands, so this is
Speaker 4: an app description.
Speaker 3: He had huge hands.
Speaker 1: Well, how did you know? How do you know it?
Speaker 1: How did you come across Jordan big hair.
Speaker 4: He was a guest who I think he came on Homer,
Speaker 4: She and Andy because he had such big hair.
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, you look at him as a guest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the radio show is that we did double yet egg? Yes,
Speaker 1: they said, what am I judge it?
Speaker 3: He hadn't really big care.
Speaker 1: Well, then that's how he has to go in the phone.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time for the name game, as in do you have
Speaker 1: a name that's a pain?
Speaker 6: A name you always need to explain? Well, we've made
Speaker 6: my name as in game.
Speaker 1: Have you cursed you on the show? Then you give
Speaker 1: us a clue to your name. You've got a tricky name,
Speaker 1: We try and guess what your name is from the clue.
Speaker 1: Call it one, good morning.
Speaker 11: My last name as in the Chicken.
Speaker 7: Steggles, No rooster the colonels, No, it's a dish chicken
Speaker 7: palm parm.
Speaker 3: Pal Yes, call it two. Drew barrymore nanty Yes, cool
Speaker 3: of three my last name as in the pattern.
Speaker 1: Fabric we half stitch plaid stripe Paisley. A lot of
Speaker 1: feeling around, isn't it. It's almost like this game is
Speaker 1: played in the dark, blindfolds. It's just sort of trying
Speaker 1: to get a touch on it. Excuse me, it's a
Speaker 1: different game. All right, then let's plain now we be
Speaker 1: ready to play Jack? You locked in? Let's go, Patsy,
Speaker 1: you ready to play? Thank you? Do you mean drunk
Speaker 1: or no? Gotcha?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Cooler one, Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: name game.
Speaker 7: My surname is a coast west north south gold with
Speaker 7: Sunday Ivory.
Speaker 1: No, it's a bit tricky. No, I make it easy
Speaker 1: on us all the we're going to need a clue.
Speaker 10: Okay, it's in europe.
Speaker 1: Atriatic alma and mouth. Yes, is that the one you
Speaker 1: tried to say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought so.
Speaker 1: I's just join that big gap Malvi Jimmy L. Malfy.
Speaker 1: We're having assist each for that one lovely name.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much to call him, Thank you bye.
Speaker 1: Call it too easy there, come back opening that trap
Speaker 1: door a little bit quickly there, called it to good morning, Welcome,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 1: My first name? Clue is wacky Races great name?
Speaker 3: No, yes, no, really, your first name is Zaney.
Speaker 11: It is good years.
Speaker 1: Wow you could you walk into a breakfast and Brisbane
Speaker 1: see me in the morning. That is a great name.
Speaker 1: I love your name, Zaney.
Speaker 3: What is the heritage of naming?
Speaker 1: Let's what's it short for Zanzibar? That god years ago
Speaker 1: I said Zanzibar was a name, and no one believed me.
Speaker 1: We tried to find someone on Facebook. We couldn't find anyone.
Speaker 1: The search is over, Zaz.
Speaker 5: It's great to meet you.
Speaker 1: Robert's great love you right, gotcha. Thank you very much
Speaker 1: to give us a call. Christian Love Show, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, or zany people do call the three Welcome, Hi,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 9: Love you guys, and Queen Elizabeth Victoria compared to the
Speaker 9: coast of Europe.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to give us a call. Welcome
Speaker 1: call a four now.
Speaker 3: Hi and.
Speaker 1: Hello Hello, Hello, yes, hi, and welcome to the name Gamazon.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that it is your surname.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yes, surname.
Speaker 1: Okay, well in your own time, but now.
Speaker 3: As in account bookkeeper, oh zero heller excel, no accountant,
Speaker 3: no bean bean counter, my ob no balance, no books
Speaker 3: into it, no cloth.
Speaker 7: I think that's software or something that they might That's
Speaker 7: what I'm trying to think of, the.
Speaker 11: Old old star account.
Speaker 3: Well done, Ledger, Yes, yeah, pleasure, Yes.
Speaker 10: Well, it's actually spelt with an A, not an.
Speaker 1: A very different all ledger with an A thank you
Speaker 1: very much. All right, we'll do part two next.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. We are ten minutes away from the
Speaker 1: phone call that would change somebody's life and their families.
Speaker 1: They're the winner. You get to hear it all live
Speaker 1: on air in ten minutes time. Raw Meurburne Hospital Home Lottery,
Speaker 1: the grand prize five million dollar home. Matt's a fully
Speaker 1: furnished and seventy five thousand dollars in cashable gold. Do
Speaker 1: not give me gold. I can't cash. It is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: How many times we say soon the boss when she
Speaker 1: once a month, pays us in gro through So if
Speaker 1: you want to knock over armor guards, so that's up
Speaker 1: to you. But cashable, am Mark Klugeran. That's how we
Speaker 1: like to be paid this year. So that call is
Speaker 1: coming up in ten minutes time. I can't wait before that.
Speaker 1: The second round then of the name game, as in
Speaker 1: good morning caller one, welcome, good.
Speaker 12: Morning, it's my surname, as in Michelle.
Speaker 7: Fifers, yes, oh that quick wow.
Speaker 1: In her head, it's always the nineties. So she knows
Speaker 1: who's relevant in great shell fifer great one, great name
Speaker 1: as well. Caller one, Thank you very much. Caller two,
Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning guys. How I am Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: good and caller too. What's your clue?
Speaker 3: Yes, my clue is my first name as in money.
Speaker 1: Bags, cash dollar, coin, gold, wonga No, yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it a currency in a different country maybe yes,
Speaker 4: learra yen dollar, no, Kruger round.
Speaker 7: Crypto, bitcoin, Nope, gosh, this is hard.
Speaker 1: Leara yen.
Speaker 3: Give us an area of the world.
Speaker 11: It's an English coin, pound.
Speaker 3: Penny, obvious penny right there.
Speaker 1: Wow, we're going to the smaller coin.
Speaker 3: Some teams.
Speaker 1: All right, call it to thank you very much. Just
Speaker 1: got to call A three. Good morning, welcome, good morning team.
Speaker 11: My family name is in sweet chocolate.
Speaker 1: Lollly, Alan's snakes, sugar, yum, glucose yuma. What did I say, sugar? Alright,
Speaker 1: thank you, sweetie pie sugar on the line. I like
Speaker 1: it all right. Caller four, thank you very much. Call
Speaker 1: A three. Hello, call of four, Good morning, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. I hope you're having a good week so far.
Speaker 8: Great.
Speaker 11: I'm my son first name as you as tennis player.
Speaker 3: Maria Rafter.
Speaker 7: Venus, Serena, Naomi, Billy Jean, has anyone Martina great one.
Speaker 1: Yes, if it's not taking, n't take it well done.
Speaker 1: Might want to get too.
Speaker 11: We will working giants.
Speaker 2: Pardon Bond liking giants.
Speaker 3: Yes, dig Bond.
Speaker 7: It sounds like a Bond fan.
Speaker 1: Tell okay, we'll get a little bit fraid. So if
Speaker 1: you have one way.
Speaker 4: And it shouldn't sound like one of Bond's conqueresses because
Speaker 4: she's got the same surname.
Speaker 3: Sister.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much and give us a call.
Speaker 12: I have a great day, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. All Right, we have the news
Speaker 1: coming up, and then next it is the five million dollar.
Speaker 2: Call Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time to make the winning phone call for the Royal
Speaker 1: Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery Grand Price. The Royal Melbourne Hospital
Speaker 1: is an amazing place and the home Lottery is shoes.
Speaker 1: There are thousands of big prizes. However, this is about
Speaker 1: the grand prize. It's an amazing prize. It's a five
Speaker 1: million dollar home in Hampton. Someone's about to get this
Speaker 1: news live this morning. This person could be at work,
Speaker 1: that could be in bed for all we know. Whoever
Speaker 1: this person is, it's going to happen next couple of seconds.
Speaker 1: It's a five million dollar home in Hampton, four bedroom.
Speaker 1: Matt's a home and you get the seventy five thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in cashable gold. It's almost too much to take
Speaker 1: in on a phone call in the middle of your morning,
Speaker 1: it is, which is why you're probably hearing a couple
Speaker 1: of seconds when we call the number and all we
Speaker 1: have is a first name and a number. Right now
Speaker 1: the draw has been made by the lawyers, and all
Speaker 1: the time the light you're kidding, You're kidding. Are you're joking?
Speaker 1: Are you joking? Because it's not an everyday normal thing.
Speaker 1: It's hugely abnormal for someone calling out the blue and
Speaker 1: go a live on the radio and b your life
Speaker 1: is about to change right now. All right, So Jack,
Speaker 1: you have the phone number.
Speaker 3: I have triple check the number. It's in Ready to
Speaker 3: go when you're ready.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it. So this is live. Anything could happen?
Speaker 11: Hell?
Speaker 1: Hello, is this Sashlin May sas? Yes, Sashline? Do you
Speaker 1: know who I am? Do you know what I'm calling?
Speaker 9: May?
Speaker 11: Christian dot Jesus? Oh my god, no, I was looking
Speaker 11: at SEVENOT thirty. That's how much ge.
Speaker 1: Sashline. You're live on the Christian O'Connor showing gold right now.
Speaker 1: Now you are the winner. You've won the five million
Speaker 1: dollar grand prize, a brand new beautiful home in Hampton
Speaker 1: and seventy five thousand dollars in cashable gold.
Speaker 3: It is you, my friend. Well done, Oh.
Speaker 11: My god, you currently see your system.
Speaker 1: Congratulations you are the grand prize winner, Sasheline. Well done.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, man, I'm dreaming for the school.
Speaker 1: So tell us about yourself. I know we've crashed into
Speaker 1: wherever you are right now? At you at work? You
Speaker 1: are home, Sashlene, what's going on?
Speaker 11: I'm at home? So I'm in Jesus. I've just planned
Speaker 11: this thing come quite a long now and today you
Speaker 11: won't believe it, as serments there today?
Speaker 1: And so how old are you, Sashline, I'm thirty thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh this is a this is a big decision about
Speaker 1: what to do with a five million dollar home that
Speaker 1: you just won.
Speaker 11: Man, I seriously, I still can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I bet do you remember getting your ticket? Was it
Speaker 1: a while ago? Would you forget about it? No?
Speaker 11: No, no, I do remember getting it. And then I
Speaker 11: go one more. I was like, oh, it's the tenth
Speaker 11: of April and missus birthday. I might I should give
Speaker 11: one more just in case. I was like, there goes
Speaker 11: the land rover. They goes there, like that's a no
Speaker 11: more chance. They go seven thirty am. Nothing I got.
Speaker 11: I didn't got any phone call. I like, that's it done.
Speaker 11: Congratulations therein it?
Speaker 1: Oh god man, So listen, there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: listen right now. They want to know all about you.
Speaker 1: So I know, we've got so many questions right now.
Speaker 1: So you're thirty, and what do you do?
Speaker 11: So I'm gonna chef my whole life so forth, and
Speaker 11: I want to open a restaurant, but that needs quite
Speaker 11: a bit of money. So I thought, might as well
Speaker 11: get in trucking and say some good amount of money
Speaker 11: and then open my own restaurant.
Speaker 1: Well you be able to do that. Now you can
Speaker 1: open that restaurant.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you don't need to bank.
Speaker 1: You are the bank. You learn yourself the money from
Speaker 1: the Bank of Sashlin.
Speaker 11: Let's see for getting calls.
Speaker 1: So tell me this dance, Ashalin. Who is the first
Speaker 1: person you're going to call in a minute and tell
Speaker 1: that you've won This big prize is five million dollar home.
Speaker 11: I think I'm just gonna tell my missus first happy
Speaker 11: with they.
Speaker 1: Is she missed his birthday today?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Oh wow, Wait what if you what was she going
Speaker 8: to be getting?
Speaker 1: What have you got? What have you got lined up today? Sessually?
Speaker 1: What was she going to get?
Speaker 11: Ah? She just broke her up A watch, I go
Speaker 11: to one of that, and then I was taking her
Speaker 11: for a live breakfast and then took car bloom festival.
Speaker 1: Wow, you've got brand new home to talk about now
Speaker 1: and plan what you're going to do with the five
Speaker 1: million dollar home and then don't forget that's seventy five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in ship will gold as well.
Speaker 11: Man, It's like all the lass you keep thinking of
Speaker 11: these moments and then they're actually right. It was like
Speaker 11: I don't know what to say, Like I thought some
Speaker 11: full on monologue the last time. God, but I just
Speaker 11: can't think of anything.
Speaker 1: What you don't need to it's a listen, it's a
Speaker 1: it's an incredible phone call to get out of the
Speaker 1: blue on your missus birthday as well. But you are
Speaker 1: the winner, and so congratulations and I really do hope
Speaker 1: that you get to open up your dream restaurant over
Speaker 1: the next year or so, it'd be amazing. What will
Speaker 1: it be? What kind of food have you been doing?
Speaker 1: If you got a name that you've had like dreamed up? Sorry,
Speaker 1: was your restaurant when you open it? If you've got
Speaker 1: a name of what kind of restaurant's going to be us?
Speaker 11: What kind of restaurants? It's just going to be a
Speaker 11: modern Australian and name. I haven't thought of you yet.
Speaker 1: Well, if you need any help, our radio listeners we
Speaker 1: can help you out pick a name for it. Well listen, Sashlen.
Speaker 1: I'll leave you to go and chat to your other
Speaker 1: half now. I hope she has an extra special birthday. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're all very well. Just irving winner as well. Really
Speaker 1: well done, it's amazing news. We're happy for you all.
Speaker 2: Take care, Christian O'Connell show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: Patty has found herself in a very very difficult situation
Speaker 1: evolving her mum.
Speaker 7: Very sticky situation. In fact, I was I wanted to
Speaker 7: buy a massive Messa big retailer. Target has got these
Speaker 7: amazing proper ug slippers.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, whoa are we all hearing this? Sad split?
Speaker 1: We're living in divided times. Tariffs on this, that, and
Speaker 1: then you're shifting your affairs now to target? What about
Speaker 1: cant they know you're seeing another big brand behind you.
Speaker 7: They're still getting their share of Patsy. It's okay.
Speaker 3: What happened to the anchor? Ugboot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't know.
Speaker 7: No, these are like you know what the kids are
Speaker 7: like with labels. They love they love the ug boots.
Speaker 7: I'm sure your girls rug boots.
Speaker 3: So ug Boot is its own brand brand.
Speaker 7: Correct anyway, So they've done these really cheap versions of ugs.
Speaker 7: They look amazing. Only they were so popular across the
Speaker 7: metro area. No stores had them in her size, like,
Speaker 7: no stores. So I thought, I'll go. I've got relatives
Speaker 7: in regional Victoria. Maybe if their stores got one, they'll
Speaker 7: grab it for me and when we see them they
Speaker 7: can give it to us. So that's what happened. So
Speaker 7: my eldest brother went and got them for me, which
Speaker 7: is brilliant. And he said, you know what, I'll just
Speaker 7: post them to mum's house. And because they're always home,
Speaker 7: you know they're older, then they rarely go out. If
Speaker 7: I send them to your house, in and out all
Speaker 7: the time, and then you get carted and you know anyway,
Speaker 7: So he sent the slippers to mum's place. They arrived yesterday,
Speaker 7: only he's obviously addressed them to Mum and she's opened
Speaker 7: the door and she thought they were a present from
Speaker 7: Karl to her. So when I had to drop something
Speaker 7: off later in the day, I've gone up there. Well,
Speaker 7: she answers the door. She's wearing said slippers, thinking that
Speaker 7: they were hers. And oh, look what car study. Isn't
Speaker 7: he like the prodigal son. He's bought me an early
Speaker 7: Mother's Day present.
Speaker 1: Next month is May? Isn't yes?
Speaker 7: It's like, oh, and I didn't have the heart to
Speaker 7: tell her, actually they're Audie slippers. They're not what meant
Speaker 7: for you? Like, how can you rob an elderly woman
Speaker 7: of her slippers? She said, these are the best slippers
Speaker 7: I've ever had. They're so comfortable.
Speaker 1: They cost a pretty penny. I know, I know, So
Speaker 1: why do you break in instell them?
Speaker 7: What am I going to do?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: She loves the slippers and she thinks her son has
Speaker 4: done something beautiful.
Speaker 3: You're in an impossible situation.
Speaker 7: He's loving it. He's like the best son, but I'm
Speaker 7: I'm slipperless.
Speaker 1: Well, now he needs to give you the gift he's
Speaker 1: going to get your mom next month, the Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: He needs to buy that future because you're down a gift.
Speaker 7: It's got like a chain effect.
Speaker 1: Now the butterfly fact. And now, well what about poor Audie.
Speaker 1: She's not got the UK she wanted.
Speaker 7: She didn't know she was getting them. It was a
Speaker 7: prison for Easter. She found out the radio she has
Speaker 7: now she has. Now she might go what.
Speaker 1: You got to get the second pair of ugs?
Speaker 7: I'm not my brother Ken. He listens to the podcast.
Speaker 7: Carl go to Target.
Speaker 1: Please the way you chat to your family members just
Speaker 1: to get them to listen.
Speaker 3: To the podcast.
Speaker 4: Turn this off because I don't want you know, Carl
Speaker 4: back to Wanger out of Target.
Speaker 9: If we do the size eight please Christian O'Connell show
Speaker 9: on Podcast.
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Speaker 7: I love that that one is.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite movie.
Speaker 4: How about this for the rotten Tomato scores for a
Speaker 4: kids movie, Paddington ninety six percent for the first one
Speaker 4: nine percent.
Speaker 3: Paddington.
Speaker 1: I would say it's the perfectly for it was so
Speaker 1: good and is just having his best ever time as
Speaker 1: a heel in it as well. That love the actor.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he was playing a version of himself.
Speaker 1: That's what Hughes life is like. And that's why it
Speaker 1: was cartart that you don't need to do any acting,
Speaker 1: Cube just be all right. So today we're looking for
Speaker 1: your chocolate songs, Patsy, what's your favorite chocolate bar?
Speaker 7: Chocolate bar have to be a bounty, hands down.
Speaker 3: Oh that's rare bounty. But a lot of people turn.
Speaker 1: The nose that blended desiccated coconutes.
Speaker 7: I am a rare beast and so much rare.
Speaker 1: Is that your data chocolate bar?
Speaker 7: I just love it, Like there's that chocolate casing and
Speaker 7: then you hit.
Speaker 3: All it's a heart.
Speaker 1: It's a hardened shell, isn't it.
Speaker 7: And then it's like, oh like this, like you got to.
Speaker 3: Crack a real to get the delicious milk.
Speaker 1: Now, I do know, I do like what the Kiwis
Speaker 1: do with their chocolate whitakers. It's my favorite. Creamy coconut
Speaker 1: block is my go to. I have a two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty grand bar that I brought you in the
Speaker 1: week to take back to share with my mummy when
Speaker 1: we have a first cup of tea where we're reunited
Speaker 1: tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker 3: I hope it survives the plane ride.
Speaker 1: What you sounds like you know something smash my chocolate
Speaker 1: bar say that time. Hope it survives along with you
Speaker 1: seeing him again. Don't come back like that this week.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite? I like it? Hipster thing?
Speaker 3: Is it made well?
Speaker 4: It's very well, it's very blad.
Speaker 1: I'm a rare beast, not like I'm stable with bats
Speaker 1: a flake. You're a common beast. You are like a
Speaker 1: cherry ripe.
Speaker 7: Also, oh god, yes, classic. What about dark or normal?
Speaker 3: I like dark and I like double dipped.
Speaker 1: All right, so we're looking for your chocolate songs. We
Speaker 1: don't need another arrow arrow arrow silver plus twigs and
Speaker 1: shout gold, not Gangham style, magnum style bronze.
Speaker 7: That's not a choco, that's a ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they do chocolate flavors, don't they. He's in
Speaker 1: the chocolate factory. They're making it next to the arrows.
Speaker 1: Afternoon Turkish Delight silver plus and flake me up before
Speaker 1: you go go gold, Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 1: Chocolate songs?
Speaker 3: Sweet carameline.
Speaker 7: Oh you should have said like Pramello Koala sweet caramelo, gold.
Speaker 3: For pat, thank you, rare based.
Speaker 1: Cabrion, my Wayward Sun.
Speaker 3: Now that's more like it. Gold Fantails of the Opera.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's brilliant, fairy good.
Speaker 3: Chocolate moosey in the sky with diamonds now.
Speaker 1: And we're back down to step with that one.
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 1: You got just that plane ride or my chocolate bar,
Speaker 1: or at least if I don't the chocolate bar, does
Speaker 1: you'll say if anything happens Now that sounds citici too.
Speaker 1: What do you know but the chocolate bar? No, you
Speaker 1: didn't say me and to coconut block. If anything happens
Speaker 1: to me, just make sure mom gets that chocolate bar.
Speaker 8: You need to go and delivery, continue the work, continue
Speaker 8: your you know when they fold up the flag and
Speaker 8: give it to it and this is what this is,
Speaker 8: what this is what it was trying to bring home
Speaker 8: to you.
Speaker 1: What a sad pilgrimage it was, missus O'Connor. Ah, Oh
Speaker 1: for seven five This is probably the last twenty minutes
Speaker 1: you're going to have me listeners, Oh four seven five
Speaker 1: o three. If anything happens to me, you're getting locked
Speaker 1: out and I will laugh in heaven. Anyway, where will
Speaker 1: we you your chocolate songsswer for their favorite chocolates. You
Speaker 1: can see you can put that on the end, all right,
Speaker 1: your favorite choc song? Seven five three one o four three, Mom,
Speaker 1: I'm coming hopefully. Christian Connell Show Podcast time to Mike.
Speaker 1: Your time wasted today. We're looking for your chocolate songs.
Speaker 1: Western Show gets printing streaming service stand three for a year. Jack,
Speaker 1: you're ready to mark? Yes, not toxic twixic gold, well done,
Speaker 1: Santo strong start. What's new? Pussy KitKat gold? Why are
Speaker 1: the Kitcat Corporation never paid Tom Joined some money to
Speaker 1: do that? Oh? A message here for you, Patsy. Christian
Speaker 1: pasted a song I'm Susan. I live in Werribee. Last
Speaker 1: year I brought a pair of ugs size eight. This
Speaker 1: is literally what pants would pre fur the radio be
Speaker 1: just says a small am. She's got a pair of
Speaker 1: US size eight which are too big for her. She's
Speaker 1: happy to sell them.
Speaker 7: No, that's a cat.
Speaker 3: What size do you name?
Speaker 7: Eight?
Speaker 3: Perfect?
Speaker 7: Seriously you keep them? That's good. My brother's just texted
Speaker 7: me to say.
Speaker 1: No, suddenly, your brother has done.
Speaker 7: That for too many Yes, maybe take them to charity.
Speaker 7: I'm sure there'll be someone that's really.
Speaker 1: She wants some money for them. They're too big.
Speaker 7: Much places always good.
Speaker 1: Wow, Susan, I'm sorry that's turned like that. Good deed
Speaker 1: and all that shoved in your face, it.
Speaker 7: Would be waste.
Speaker 1: Girls just want to have fudge. Fiona Langveld Dutch surname.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I kissed a twelve gold. You can't harry
Speaker 1: fudge silver plus. Never going to give chock up silver?
Speaker 1: Raise your glass in half. Yes, very clever, she got it.
Speaker 1: Keep your egs ocake, Susan. Spend your own stinking feet.
Speaker 1: And my daughters, oh, my brothers just turned up a
Speaker 1: brand new pick. The bigest just gone off what are
Speaker 1: the odds?
Speaker 7: When are you going back? Left already?
Speaker 1: Jack, I ain't coming back.
Speaker 3: It's a one way ticket. Where are we back?
Speaker 1: In Snack Bronze, She's my cherry ripe jermy Ran, are
Speaker 1: you going to be my twelve gold? That's very good?
Speaker 1: And Lee Uptown Fudge Gold, wake me up before you
Speaker 1: Coco Gold or a Cocoa flow and Jamien well done,
Speaker 1: dark chocolate don't impress me much. Not a fan. Bronze,
Speaker 1: Cherry Ripe Ripe, baby Gold, well done, Paul and cooy
Speaker 1: rup Hey, no, no, no, that's polling cooey. Up. There's
Speaker 1: a new there's a new peon town. It's Paul. It's
Speaker 1: always it's it's this is a new guy. This is
Speaker 1: Pete Holds, the guy that you always give bronzes to. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. There's a new sheriff in cool watch
Speaker 1: out ball fruit and Nutbush Bronze, My milky bar brings
Speaker 1: all the boys the up Gold, David well done, bohem
Speaker 1: and Cambery from Sue Gold were There's original sin.
Speaker 3: Silver path like this?
Speaker 1: You all right? Who is getting stand free for a year?
Speaker 1: I really liked it.
Speaker 3: I just want to have fun.
Speaker 1: Your voice breaking find it Sorr, who do you?
Speaker 3: Girls? Just want to have fun with the Dutch lang.
Speaker 2: Valdu the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: So I'm hopefully go to England and back. But watch
Speaker 1: the news tomorrow. Okay, watch the news tomorrow. You heard
Speaker 1: it at first a threat from chap Post just saying
Speaker 1: he hopes I make it there. I hope you do,
Speaker 1: said though he just said, you know, just hope that
Speaker 1: chocolate bar makes it. Why is it anyway? Have a
Speaker 1: lovely Easter, guys, Jackie boy, you have a love.
Speaker 4: Mate.
Speaker 1: Now before we go our separate way th reester it
Speaker 1: is tomorrow is a big show for our friend Huggy.
Speaker 1: Huggy has been on this radio station. This is astonishing
Speaker 1: thirty four years. Some of the people we work with
Speaker 1: team are not as old as that. They weren't even
Speaker 1: moren when he was first on three K Billy or
Speaker 1: whatever it's got back in the day. Thirty four years
Speaker 1: in any job is an amazing achievement, but in working
Speaker 1: for one radio station, he would have seen a lot
Speaker 1: of people come and go. Yeah, and so it's his
Speaker 1: last show with us tomorrow on this radio station. He's
Speaker 1: still giving me around. You're still here, huggercasion that popping up,
Speaker 1: but it's his last show and for a lot of you,
Speaker 1: you know your life's changed so much. Radio is a
Speaker 1: kind of constant sometimes we know that, but we've only
Speaker 1: been here seven years. Huggy would have seen some of
Speaker 1: you go from kids listening to his show to now
Speaker 1: being having maybe your own kids. So it's a big
Speaker 1: old send off for Huggy tomorrow. And he has been
Speaker 1: a big hearted support of this show since day one.
Speaker 3: The colossal can assistant supporter. Thank you, Huggy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also just around the office, Huggy is the
Speaker 1: biggest character off air here, isn't he. He's a one
Speaker 1: man cheers squad. Normally there's about fifty people and a
Speaker 1: cheer squad. We don't need that, We just have Huggy.
Speaker 1: He's always getting around people and he's been a big,
Speaker 1: big supporter of this show. We're going to miss him deeply,
Speaker 1: and I really hope you can listen to his last
Speaker 1: show tomorrow and get around him as well. I can
Speaker 1: only imagine what a big emotional moment that's going to
Speaker 1: be for Huggy in his family as well tomorrow, So
Speaker 1: send him some love as well. Because he's an incredible
Speaker 1: guy and he's been brilliant on this radio station as well.
Speaker 1: He's a proper lover of radio as well, and there
Speaker 1: are not enough, sadly, people like that these days. So Huggy,
Speaker 1: we wish you all the best. It's a very very
Speaker 1: big thank you, Peratsy. How long have you been working
Speaker 1: with Huggy?
Speaker 7: Well, what's it been, I've got account so fifteen years
Speaker 7: and then previous to that eight years. So well over.
Speaker 1: Twenty do you two come as a team, don't you
Speaker 1: you going?
Speaker 3: He's going to still be here?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, a swap like a trait.
Speaker 7: But those to know Huggy personally off here. He has
Speaker 7: the biggest heart of gold. He's like a big soft
Speaker 7: teddy bear and he's like he's been like a big
Speaker 7: brother to me. And you're so right when you say
Speaker 7: listeners would have legitimately grown up with him like grandchildren
Speaker 7: front but I'm talking generations of Melbournians have heard Huggy
Speaker 7: on the radio, have grown up with Huggy. He's been
Speaker 7: an absolute constant in their lives and he has been
Speaker 7: in my career and I love him to death, and
Speaker 7: I just think he's standing here beside me come up
Speaker 7: to the mic hug. We just want to wish you
Speaker 7: all the best and really thank you for us growing
Speaker 7: up and being a constant in our life and being
Speaker 7: the delight and joy that you have been, and especially
Speaker 7: for you support with the show.
Speaker 1: Thanks Pats.
Speaker 12: It's it's been an incredible journey, really, you know, over
Speaker 12: three years. Somebody rang me yesterday and they said, just
Speaker 12: a listener rang and they said that they were listening
Speaker 12: to me as a kid in the back of their parents' car,
Speaker 12: and now their kids are listening to me in the
Speaker 12: back of their cars. Just to think that it's I've
Speaker 12: been really blessed.
Speaker 1: I really have. Oh honestly, honestly, people don't know want
Speaker 1: Infectious Joys presenter you are. You know, I said it
Speaker 1: the other day that the building shakes when there's certain
Speaker 1: songs that you love. We all know which ones they
Speaker 1: are because now he's doing the air drumming. He's not
Speaker 1: just showing up to doing a radio show. It's like
Speaker 1: he's in the back.
Speaker 3: You put your full body every single time.
Speaker 1: In effectious to see it, and I bet that people
Speaker 1: can feel it as well listening to you as well.
Speaker 1: You know, you're the perfect sort of midday. You lift
Speaker 1: people up, you get around the weather, on the building
Speaker 1: site or at home in the office. So hug you
Speaker 1: on behalf of everyone who's listened to you over the years.
Speaker 1: Thank you, honestly, what an amazing run thirty four years.
Speaker 1: You're now standing human being and a great talent as well,
Speaker 1: but most of all is a great guy.
Speaker 12: No, thanks, guys, and thanks thanks for yours it's been.
Speaker 12: It's been a fantastic ride and I've loved every minute
Speaker 12: of it.
Speaker 1: And thanks for getting behind me when I first came
Speaker 1: here as well when they want that many people I
Speaker 1: don't know Jack was actually well he was behind me
Speaker 1: one way out the door, but you you were keeping
Speaker 1: me in the door, and there wasn't many people doing that.
Speaker 1: So thank you very much. I'll get always forget. I
Speaker 1: always forget that. Sorry, what's your name?
Speaker 3: That show is?
Speaker 5: Please take parts with you all right?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 3: Lots of love, lots of love, Thank you guys.
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