WEBVTT - FULL: Im A Rare Beast 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:06.840 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.320 Good morning to Danny Barrett fingers crossed that I'm calling 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.440 him in two hours time. Today is the big day. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.440 It is in two hours time, eight o'clock this morning. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:21.400 Somebody's life gets changed in one phone call. They win 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:25.000 the Raw Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery Grand Prize draw. It's 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:29.000 a five million dollar fully furnished four bedroom Matt's a 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:32.640 home in Hampton. Danny's actually want his message here that 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.600 after listening to yesterday's show, the only person who's gonna 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.320 be getting a call will be Rio, the king of 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:40.760 the twelve Double Yokers. If we hear the phone go 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:41.479 in the studio. 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:43.319 Uh it. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.040 You guys got to explain to me whatever happened yesterday. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:47.920 First of all, welcome back to the show. Good yeah, 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.760 because when we saw you Monday, you were not very 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.239 well and rapidly going downhill. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:54.320 Thank you for the days off. I've well and truly 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.000 bounced back. But all I'm hearing about eggs yesterday. 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.080 You missed history. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.040 My uncle has never. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.160 Messaged me about the show, and he said, I got 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.960 this message last night, Hey Jack, was that Double Yolke 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:10.160 stuff true? This morning or was that just show business? 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.959 I get an email, right because in the evening there's 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.480 like a best of that day show that goes around Australia. Right, 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.440 so it's all the cities and I think about nineteen 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.080 other little stations around the place. And I just got 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.520 an angry email from someone I think it actually might 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:27.480 be Bundesberg, who just said to me, liars, liars, liars, 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:31.880 you shouldn't be on the radio with this kind of trackery. Well, 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.160 he just like refusing to believe. It wasn't like weed 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.320 walked on water. It was like a man on the 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:42.560 radio had a carton of eggs that were all double yocres. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.240 It is incredible. I think it's like one one in quantillion. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.760 I believe whatever happened, you say is amazing, but dear 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.000 trillion to one event happened. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.160 Rio said, yes, I'm glad Jack was off otherwise be too. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.440 Much doubty ruining. And he come back in first We're. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.920 Like, it's a one in a trillion. But while you're 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.280 that guy in Bundsburg, you're using a VPN. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.760 Why don't a trillion things have to happen at some point? 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:10.800 Because the trillion things happen every day. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:19.639 Jack skeyptical person is sick exactly on the even what 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.480 are the odds that morning? So if you wonder what 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.520 we're talking about, a lot of emotion store after what 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:26.560 happened yesterday. So but you, Siria, when Sunday is cracking 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.720 his eggs, a normal twelve box of normal eggs, not 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.079 double yokas. I've seen the boxes still in the studio 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.160 and he got to five on the bounce double yokas. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.880 Stop there. This this is a bit I find incredible 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:40.000 that you actually rang your dad. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:41.640 Rang dad, who is. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.600 A doctor, a man of science and medicine, a learned man, 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:47.040 to say, wow, your son's come. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:51.160 Good Dad, He might faint out of excitement. I've never 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.200 heard him so excited. Got dad five double yok in 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.720 no way nowhere. And then he said in Chinese culture 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.760 that means a baby's on the way, which obviously five 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:06.600 double yokas, specifically just one double yoker very good for fertility. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.080 He's talking about IV because he is a doctor. 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:15.079 Well, actually, two hours after we cracked all the double yokas, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:20.160 my friend Daniel had a child, little Sebastian, one week 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:21.519 before his due date. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.200 Yeah, but he knew they were already pregnant. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:35.240 Just because Jackson expect issue mate, Daniel, I probably think 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:36.360 it was his female partner that. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.040 Did a bit of worse. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:42.120 Yeah, yeah, your friend, Daniel, or did you just stand there? 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.040 That's another America? 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:46.440 What a week. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:49.520 May have given birth? 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:50.960 And what next? 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.560 I messaged the group chat about the dozen double yoka 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.480 jackpot yesterday, expecting Dad to, you know, finally be so 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:00.160 proud of me and excited for me, or like it 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.840 is a photo of He just sends a photo of 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:02.560 a fishy court. 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:10.240 Wow, and you know what, that's one in Quinn billions. 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:16.279 To get that specific that was twelve exactly the same 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.520 one he's got. That is incredible. You can watch the 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.920 video of what happened yesterday, head to Instagram or if 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.280 you brought a Facebook and you'll find it's there The 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.760 Christian O'Connell show. It happened The. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.120 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.400 Email just coming from Peter Rodwell. Christian. I was also 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.320 listening to the show. Yes, I heard the double yokea 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:37.599 moment and then all the stories including Mike Nighbor for 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.160 what are the odds? And then yesterday Christian, what are 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.480 the odds? Came crashing into my workplace. I was working 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.400 at my job, about to load a truck. I had 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.120 to get a palette of cement down from higher up 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.880 so high I couldn't see how many bags of cement 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.440 were on the palette. I get the palette down. It 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:56.719 had exactly the right amount of bags to finish my order. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:05:00.720 I needed this in the trill you know, then call 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.480 you down. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:08.000 This hue, Wow, wee the palette of fate. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.160 I needed eighteen bags. A planet comes down from above 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:16.440 to sent some heaven eighteen MAXI mans, what are the odds? 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.320 There's something happening, and there's something happening around us right now. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.760 This is huge. Now a lot of people want to know, Jack, 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.040 did you find the remote? Actually someone actually thought you're 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:30.760 off Tuesday. When I said find it into that right 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.159 when we're not coming back into work. My radio master 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.680 said find it. There's no radio until I have this. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.520 He's giving me a challenge. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:39.880 We found it. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:45.680 It was in the Wooden Jumbo Connect four game. Oh kid, Yeah, 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.440 we got this big like four times, the same scene 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:49.359 or the connect form. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:49.680 Yeah. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.479 And it had been put in what it is of course, 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.320 so there was all these little discs and then one 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.279 of them was the Apple Tava and when we saw it. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.839 Was like, oh my god. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:05.000 The whole time you went Italian and so were you 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.400 looking or just did you randomly think it's not in that? 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.880 Were you going to play with your three year old son. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.520 No, Bianker found it because I've been I really have 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.720 been just resting the last couple of days. Christian, I 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:15.360 can't even get. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:16.680 I didn't think you were doing any prep for the 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.080 show or working or anything. I don't want. We took 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:20.320 that wret. Yeah. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.239 I was given a no talking directive by the doctor 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.640 because the sickness was all localized in my throat. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.000 Yeah, it was really scratchy on Monday, and good to 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.560 come in with a barely audible voice and new three 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:40.000 hours of mumbling. You told me you want to leg. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.040 I was like, listen, it's in your head. I was, 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.719 you cannot come into hollow. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:53.240 It's not good. I think it's told me you. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.720 Said in your head. 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.800 Well, he said, whatever war was being waged between my 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.839 body and the illness, and the battleground was my throat, 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:06.599 and to stop talking completely. I haven't seen it since 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.400 I saw you last. I've hardly said two words and 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:09.840 so how. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.760 Did you communicate with your wife and son. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.480 Just just through hand gestures? 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.080 Sorry? How can you like relationship like. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.920 Not shake your head f yes and nose thumbs down 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:22.800 if you don't go? 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.160 Do you want dinner? And you just got like a 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.800 mad king thumbs up? 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.840 Or I did like mind slip soup? 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.320 What about bedtime for Gordy? Did you just don. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.480 The phone? Took care of YouTube, took care of the stories. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:43.320 I just lay there on my with YouTube doing Goldie 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:44.360 loots of the Three Bears. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.120 And so what were you doing? Did you watch anything? 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.240 Because when you actually are real, is this miserable? You 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.880 think like, oh I use this time to recharge or 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.040 do some mad middles? I used to time you too, 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.280 w Well, you're just miserable. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:59.320 Yes, we watched. I watched two movies. Paddington Too was great, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.160 isn't it great? Literally one of my favorite movies with Gordy? 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:04.560 And then I watched a movie about a girl escaping 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:09.200 a cult called Martha Marthy May Marlene with Elizabeth Olsen. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.240 That one you wouldn't show, Gordy. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.640 No, no, it sounds like a feel good movie that 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:18.520 yourself maybe trying to sign to banker who chose this shit. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.080 Christian Connell Show. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.800 Podcast yesterday and I on the show. I was talking 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.560 about how later on this afternoon, my wife and I 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.320 were heading back to the UK. I see my mom 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.160 and dad in two years, so we're going there over 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.000 issa and so everything is chaos this weekend. Everything ready, 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:37.240 and then Tuesday night I tire bleue out and it 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.559 wasn't a flat. I've never had this before, where actually 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.040 just the car. I actually struggled to keep control of it. 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.200 I exploded. It was just all of a sudden, there 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.920 was just like not like sometimes you know, you get 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.200 slow and you can see it or someone might say something. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.120 So I was a minute from away from my house, 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:53.439 so I drove to my house. I was like, God, 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:54.440 I'll just deal with this tomorrow. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.599 It was like, you know you you want meet to 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:57.280 keep driving? 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.480 No, I know, no part of my house. I'm actually 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.959 get to my house. And then I got home from 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.520 the show yesterday and they called the ra ACV and 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.560 this old guy gets out of him. I felt so bad. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.280 I was like, this guy's at least twenty years on me. 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.679 He's going to jack the car up. So I sort 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.319 of hung around, like maybe we need to help it. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.640 Oh, he doesn't have the bench proceed. 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:19.800 He comes out that he's literally he pulls up and 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.839 he gets moving straight away because they've obviously got lots 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.760 of people to see in that they were there very quickly. 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.599 And he goes, this hasn't got a spare tire. I 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.640 know that be in the boot. They're all there because 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.440 you tell someone who does that for a job every day. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.680 Some radio guy knows his job. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.440 The only place they ever are. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.280 And I went, all of a sudden, I got to 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.720 open up a boot and it's not the back of 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.880 that back panel and it's just not moving. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:42.440 So there's a spot for a bit of tempty. 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.439 No, there's just no spot for it. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:45.120 Where do they keep it? 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:46.559 I don't know. Then he gets under the car and 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.400 he goes these newer cars and when it's about five 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.360 or six years old, it's not like they don't have 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.280 spared tires anymore. Really, I thought it was a law 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:57.120 you had to have a serviceable spared tire. You know 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:58.240 that little space saber. 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.120 It's like a little skinny tire. Isn't he that has 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:01.800 the small. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.120 Tie the safety time? 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.400 Yeah? 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.520 So then I go, what happens? Now? He goes tow truck, 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.880 and I'm thinking, so packing's. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:12.640 Day tow truck. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.120 So I have to wait an hour and then this 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.160 bloody great tow truck arrives and the guy goes. 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:18.920 He gets out, that's where he does this. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.640 He goes, tire is done. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.520 Yeah, yeah, that's why you're here. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:26.200 It's not just for me to get on it and 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.480 go for a ride in the back of your truck 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.960 when we off today. Mulgrave, Yeah what what did you 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:35.280 think you were coming out for someone with that tire? 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.240 Yeah? They vote you. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.360 There's a chain of events here in my friend what 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.840 And then he goes, I know, I'm I'm now just 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.120 sweating up. There's none no packing, nothing's ready. And then 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.840 he goes, where do you want me to take it to? 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.240 And you know, you're like, I don't even at tire man? 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.280 Who will deal with this? Where are the adults? 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:58.960 I actually looked around the STREETE do I call Caitlin 0:10:59.000 --> 0:10:59.640 the producer? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.680 Can you produce this my real life? 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.480 I actually thought they would not like to be doing 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:06.400 that trip every day. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:10.199 Actually said, you've got a preferred tire place. No, I 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.000 think I do do a lot of Livey's a tire 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:15.599 power so anyway, I go, I don't know, take it 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.680 to the BMW place, and he goes where I went. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.520 I think there must be one here. I get my 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.800 phone out and I go take it to this one. Right. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.520 He goes, do they look after and went, well. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:26.959 It could be a showroom. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.079 So anyway, he goes off there and I like you 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:32.200 and goes, so have you called them? Yeah? Yeah. He 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.720 gets on the corner bringing them. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:34.480 There's this poor. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.360 Woman that who can't say Hello Debra BMW. And I 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.960 went and I actually one of this, please help. She goes, oh, 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.280 what's happened, sir? And I went, I'm going a hold 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.280 day tomorrow. You know, we just like vomited late tomorrow. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:47.200 It's on to. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.120 What's going on? And he's coming. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.040 He's gonna be there any minute now. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.920 She's I don't worry, we'll look after you. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.880 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.800 Christian O'Connell Show right now, Small thing, big rage. It's 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.160 the small little things in your day to day life 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.640 that you can have a huge, actually a disproportionate reaction 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.440 of rage too. So this morning we confure small things, 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:19.400 big rage, Small things. For Kelly Walden Palmer on top 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:23.599 of the chips on the side. Please, it should be 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.560 illegal that you're right, actually should be a state law. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.320 I mean it is election time. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:31.880 The party that comes from on this, I think picks 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:32.760 up votes. It does. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.000 Actually anybody like. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.480 Or prefer No? 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.559 No, So where did it come from? 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:41.800 Is it a recent thing? We gone mad? 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.560 Is it two thing? 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:48.560 I just want to get involved in the zeitguy Trump listeners, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.840 listen to other shows, Lisa. When you wait for car 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:54.920 to go through out of courtesy and politeness and they 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.480 don't even acknowledge or thank you for doing at lista 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.439 that is a huge pet. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:12:59.720 Beaver of mine is a huge one. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.480 My partner brushing his teeth and the whole sink and 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:06.599 bathroom mirror splattered in toothface. No, this mirror should have 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.320 a windscreen wipe. Friend, you know, just quit a quick 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:10.840 little button of that, quick wife, and it would sort 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.280 all of this out. Samantha Hill. People who don't walk 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.320 on escalators yet stand in the middle or side by 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:19.000 side two people you can't get past. It's not a 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:24.120 ride people, small thing. Big rage for Jenny. When my 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.640 kids empty the bin and don't put another bin bag in, 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.079 Dad drives me nuts too, And then they just start 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.040 putting crap. 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:33.560 In the bear the bare bin. That's my fault at home. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.559 And I am somewhere between taking the bin out and 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:37.520 get that transition. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:44.080 I forget. No you don't. Yes, yeah, it's a liminal time. 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.280 If you're emptying the bin, you've got to replace it 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:47.360 with the bin. I know. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.080 I always say I'm sorry, but I forgot when I 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:50.800 was coming back. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:51.720 Into the moment. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.280 Yeah, Patsally, what's it for you? Small thing, big range. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.160 There's a couple of things. Again, it's in the kitchen. No, 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:00.199 so the love God, I might have like just a 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.960 little bit of water and so in the in the 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:04.959 sink because I do the you know, you still got 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.120 to run the sink to do the tops of the 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.760 counters and stuff, and the stove of top, get all 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.160 the grease off, even though you're using a dishwasher. He 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:15.120 might have like a single fork or a single mug, 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.319 and he'll just drop it in the water and walk off, 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:19.480 go back back to his office to do work. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.760 Because actually, what you're saying is someone else will finish 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:28.160 us off. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.160 Yeah exactly, it's like there you go, you do that, 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.520 and the other thing he does. He'll have not one 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.320 teatael four or five fresh tea tawels. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.880 Very very guilty with this. I like Jack, I forget, 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:47.840 I forget in the kitchen there'll be at least four 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:48.280 or five. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.800 No, I can't stand there, and I don't like if. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:54.360 It's slightly too damp, but it's not ready to go 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.320 to the washing between. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.360 He fouls all of them up, and then he doesn't 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.240 also put them on the al of the oven where 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.640 they where they live. He doesn't put it nice in folders. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:11.280 We're not in a show home's papermore. That's what I'm saying. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:12.920 Years you've got left. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.360 No, it's terrible. I like to have a nice tea 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.760 towel that doesn't get used on on the oven rail. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.200 So it's always It does look nice. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:22.880 It does look nice when you come into the room. 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:23.960 It looks nice and right. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.440 You probably then go to the effort to do that 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:29.400 triangle fold on the toilet paper that they do in hotels. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:31.600 Do you have a certain way you want the toilet 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.000 paper face in the wall up or down? 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:33.160 Here? 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:41.200 You know, I've got to have the paper facing out. 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.040 Because under pulling it under it doesn't finish. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:45.120 You've got handcovered. And it's not only that you've got 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.600 muny hands. You can't work. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.400 It's not only that, it's like a negative energy goes 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:54.120 under there. And I also, okay Evans, I also insist 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.760 the lead to be closed because there's a thing, isn't 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.960 it feng Shue. If your lid is up, your money 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:02.200 will go out like toilet up. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:03.040 Yeah. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:05.680 Well yeah, no, no, no, you've got to have it 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.840 down because that's good for your prosperity and money. If 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:09.480 it's kept up. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:10.480 I never heard that much. 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.200 But if it's kept up, it's it's not probably a 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:14.880 way too money. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.600 Soon as you're going to see it accounting. You give 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:23.600 them the toilet seat problem. End of session. I'll send 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:24.240 you my invoice. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:29.880 Super the Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:34.720 Good morning to Jenny Suitor. It's just emailed a Christian 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:38.440 tip of the cap to rio. I achieved eleven out 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:43.360 of twelve double yocus from one Corton back in twenty fourteen. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.400 You never you never forget it. You never forget it. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.680 Let's we forget I haven't posted on Facebook my triumphs. 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.320 She's cut and paste and screenshot a posts on the 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.640 twenty third of November twenty fourteen, and they are There 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.120 are eleven there, but not the holy grill, the whole 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:02.960 carton twelve yesterday. It's a small thing, big rage Christian 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.480 having to remove fifty decorative pillows off the bed just 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:08.600 to go to sleep at night. That's now, this is 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.400 my life every night. There's not just these pillows. There's 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:15.080 one that's like a really long elongated sort of the 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.720 width of the bed. Now that's come out of nowhere. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:19.240 I don't even know how it got in the house. 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.679 It must be at least nine pillows. It's like an 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.239 assault course or jump house to get into bed. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.080 We've got a bed where the headboard is a pillow hider, 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:31.280 so you it's actually built so that you shove pillows down. 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:34.320 Behind it and they can bring it again. No, no, no, 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:36.080 that sounds now. 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.239 And earlier you were talking about how your husband Chris 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:40.000 or wherever love God does the same thing I do, 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:43.480 where you just leave a collection of slightly dirty tea 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.399 towels like four or five when the fresh ones come 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.560 out the washtrip pats, I don't bother fold them. I 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.040 just shove them in the toes and stop it. 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:52.639 You yea, when you get awful when. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:53.920 You get them out they're just going to be sort 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.240 of wiping stuff anyway. What is why do they need 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:59.000 to be folded? They have them in there in a drawer. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:00.679 You can't see what stay there in? 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:01.560 What a waste of time? 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:07.480 The terrible That would drive me in the same with 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.040 the laundry keeper, like the sheets and the towers, just 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:11.520 like to chuck them in. 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:14.840 That has a net impact. Keep hearing that word this 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:17.080 week in the news. But the tariffs, that has a 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:20.600 net impact. Okay, on equalities sleep if it's not been 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:23.199 stored properly. But the tea tawl won't affect you. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:25.720 From sleeping. World. 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:27.960 Yeah, I can't see it. There's a slight rink all there. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.440 It's in my eighth vertebra Oh no, that's there. He 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.800 goes again. Where I roll? I can feel it. Christian 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.520