Speaker 1: There are certain people, Ash, that you don't see for
Speaker 1: a while, and then you see them and you go, shit,
Speaker 1: I'm getting on, getting on, I'm getting old.
Speaker 2: They're getting old, everyone's getting old.
Speaker 3: I saw technically, as soon as you're born, you're getting old. True,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to as soon as you're born, you're dying. Jeez,
Speaker 3: very deep.
Speaker 1: I saw Sarah Michelle Geller and what's her husband called?
Speaker 1: And they were looking old, like retirement home old. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they're still in love, still married.
Speaker 2: But I was like with age.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, good on them, Good
Speaker 1: on them, Hollywood, surviving them, got no other options. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to two Odding Dads. I am Maddie Jay and
Speaker 1: I'm Ash. And this is a podcast that is all
Speaker 1: about parenting. It is the good, the bad, and the relatable.
Speaker 2: And if you've come for advice, chokes on you. Are
Speaker 2: you a good I'm fine, joke's on you. Choke you.
Speaker 1: Because we don't give it, Ash, I do I have
Speaker 1: to ask you something? Wondering if we have just a
Speaker 1: bit of time up us sleeve for a quick little drink.
Speaker 2: You know we do quick little beer if you will,
Speaker 2: what about a Byron Bay in a Bottle.
Speaker 3: There he is. It's back, baby, here he is. Cheers, Hey, Talla.
Speaker 3: Like a vacation to Byron Bay.
Speaker 1: My next trip with the family really very close to
Speaker 1: Byron Bay, Tweed Coast.
Speaker 2: Sweet Coast. Baby.
Speaker 1: Do you know why I booked it? So I can
Speaker 1: and go closer to where this bad boy is made.
Speaker 2: I see and my parents.
Speaker 3: Inspired by Stonewood's home on the edge of the Pacific Ocean,
Speaker 3: they brew this golden hazy Pacific out with all those
Speaker 3: Australian bali and guess what they've.
Speaker 2: Got, Matt Galaxy hops from Tazzy that.
Speaker 3: Gives its big tropical fruit aromas flavors, and of course
Speaker 3: it's refreshing taste ash.
Speaker 1: That's why they call it Byron Bay in a Bottle Delicious.
Speaker 3: Yes, ask for a refreshing Pacific out at your local
Speaker 3: bottle shop, pub or bar. And of course I'd love
Speaker 3: to thank Stonewood for making this episode possible.
Speaker 2: Cheers my friend, Cheers buddy. All right, what do you
Speaker 2: got for me?
Speaker 4: The sickness continues. I've been trying to avoid you, actually.
Speaker 2: Not me, though I've been I'm just maybe I'm gonna
Speaker 2: carry a pigeon. I don't know, and more so because
Speaker 2: I speak to you about four times during the day
Speaker 2: and I learn I actually have to apologize. The last
Speaker 2: few times you've called, I've been like, what is it
Speaker 2: and you're like, I'm just driving, we'restling hello, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: if it's business, let's talk, it's not.
Speaker 3: See you later, so fucking rude.
Speaker 2: Well you just you're cool. I don't want to I
Speaker 2: don't want to push you away. I just want to riff.
Speaker 2: I want to riff. That's what this podcast is for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that you're given all the riff and
Speaker 3: there's certain things that I can't bring to the table here.
Speaker 1: This is an absolute safe place. You can say anything
Speaker 1: here and not me, not a listener, no one is
Speaker 1: going to judge you.
Speaker 3: You're all going to regret that you don't want to know.
Speaker 3: It's deep down I've.
Speaker 2: Been pushing you away, but I only do that so
Speaker 2: we come closer together on the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, I don't like it. Sorry, you stop it immediately.
Speaker 2: You have more illnesses.
Speaker 3: Yes, afternoon, Oscar did a little spew and I thought, Fuck,
Speaker 3: that's weird. Food's meant to go in your mouth, not
Speaker 3: come out of it.
Speaker 2: Ah, I'm not doctor.
Speaker 3: I don't know doctor, but that's not right, April, do
Speaker 3: you know what it was? He took himself off to
Speaker 3: the toilet too to spew up, which is beautiful, hey,
Speaker 3: credit credit to But then April still yelled out to
Speaker 3: me like as like like I've got to come help.
Speaker 2: It's like what am I going to help with? Not
Speaker 2: a too man job?
Speaker 3: Like I want to stay it.
Speaker 1: Oh oh and then again last night wait, so he
Speaker 1: spewed it in the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fine, clean, like a clean snap. Shadow didn't even
Speaker 2: have to wipe his mouth. Shout out to Oscar, that
Speaker 2: is great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like I don't know what he been.
Speaker 3: He'd been at poppers so obviously.
Speaker 2: And then what's Papa given him here?
Speaker 3: Like like, what did you eat a poppers?
Speaker 2: He was like, nothing too bad, just Lamington's and copcake?
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 3: Four packets?
Speaker 2: One point two five lit a bottle of coke and
Speaker 2: a cup of ice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like bregon and red cordial in there
Speaker 3: somewhere because it was a bit red. Anyway, he was fine,
Speaker 3: let's hope it's not blood, No, it's.
Speaker 2: Bitterally flew over blood and.
Speaker 3: Then he he spewed up again about nine o'clock A
Speaker 3: double spewed.
Speaker 2: This one was in the bed, his bed.
Speaker 1: Oh, so wrapped it up and then he went through
Speaker 1: yellow for getting on the sheets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I made him wash him my hands one kidding, kidding, kidding, kid,
Speaker 3: child labor.
Speaker 2: Is not a joke.
Speaker 3: It's really funny though. And then we were like, oh,
Speaker 3: we'll put him in our room. Like, he's not going
Speaker 3: to my bed. I was fucking spilled up. So we're like,
Speaker 3: we'll try and put his mattress into it. You put
Speaker 3: him outside. Yeah, sorry, this is not a joke. Canep
Speaker 3: me serious for once? And then I was like, the
Speaker 3: mattress isn't going to fit in our room?
Speaker 2: Where'd you put? You know?
Speaker 3: I think you've got one here, one of those fold
Speaker 3: out little couches.
Speaker 2: It was a foam cout fifteen dollar ones from came.
Speaker 3: I just folded that out, put it on the floor
Speaker 3: next to it.
Speaker 2: It's like a full five centimeters of.
Speaker 3: He slept right through to six o'clock, didn't wake up. Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 3: I honestly made it super cozy because he.
Speaker 2: Was like, why can't I come into bed? The dogs
Speaker 2: up there too, You're to get I was like that
Speaker 2: they're coming for me.
Speaker 3: I was nearly going to get stay on the counsel.
Speaker 3: I can't get sick. I can't cannot do it anyway.
Speaker 2: We're good. But dog this morning he just want he
Speaker 2: was energetic doing lego. He's great. Wonder what it was.
Speaker 3: He must have just eaten too much of something at
Speaker 3: Popa's house. I remember I drank too much red Cordial
Speaker 3: at my NaN's house once and I spewed up everywhere,
Speaker 3: and then afterwards I was like.
Speaker 2: I'm back, how much red corder? Was too much red Cordial?
Speaker 3: None of your business?
Speaker 2: That's me here? You going, yeah, good, thank you, very well,
Speaker 2: very well. I'm trying to figure out where.
Speaker 1: I should start my stories from. Look, I'll I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what just happened, what just happened.
Speaker 2: You won't tell me over the phone. I might as
Speaker 2: well tell me. He can he lose that attitude? Not needed, Okay,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know what Marley said this morning, She's like,
Speaker 2: you know and Mommy don't love each other. And I
Speaker 2: was like, why would you say that? He's like you guys, well,
Speaker 2: you argue a lot. I was like, oh, go on
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 1: So last night I had to send a very awkward email. Oh,
Speaker 1: and it was one that I'd been putting off.
Speaker 2: For a while. You're kicking someone out of dance class.
Speaker 2: Were you on the same level.
Speaker 1: I think this is one of the most as a parent,
Speaker 1: one of the hardest things you have to do. I
Speaker 1: sent an email last night that I've been putting off
Speaker 1: for at least two weeks, and it was an email
Speaker 1: to break up with my daycare.
Speaker 2: We the same one Andrew John's goes to. Well he's
Speaker 2: gone now, so that's why I'm leaving. He's gone. We're
Speaker 2: all going to the mutiney a on why Marley's going
Speaker 2: to be school.
Speaker 1: So Marley's heading off to Kinny next year. So Marley's
Speaker 1: wrapping up there and we are still the daycare that
Speaker 1: we used to be at when we lived over in Bronti.
Speaker 2: So just it's a long I'm going to justify this.
Speaker 1: It's about I worked out the math ash and it's
Speaker 1: about about an hour return trip. It takes me so
Speaker 1: let me you know, it doesn't It sounds like a lot.
Speaker 1: When I say it to Laura, She's like, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Doesn't take that long, And I'm like, it does. It's
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes there, right, fifteen minutes there.
Speaker 2: Thirty minutes to get my coffee. It's it takes me
Speaker 2: about twenty I don't know how long it takes you.
Speaker 2: People laps up down Bondo bees quick PERV did that once.
Speaker 1: It takes about twenty minutes to get them out of
Speaker 1: the car into daycare, do the drop off back in
Speaker 1: the car. If there's no parking, so you got to
Speaker 1: like park the keke at a walk. Sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to do a couple of loops to try and get
Speaker 1: a pass.
Speaker 2: Check the hazards on these days, bro just leaving.
Speaker 1: No dude, they have they know it's opposite to school,
Speaker 1: and they have parking inspectors every second day, every second day.
Speaker 2: I can't give just a fucking breaks. Parents are break
Speaker 2: they are there like it's the amount of rain drover
Speaker 2: is getting fines in bundas unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So you've gotta get a park So then by the
Speaker 1: time I drive home fifteen minutes, it's been essentially it's
Speaker 1: been a day I've been that's a day job.
Speaker 2: I have to park, I have to pack supplies in
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be going for at least by the
Speaker 1: time I get home I'm going to pick the kids
Speaker 1: back up.
Speaker 2: It's a long journey. It's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: So I've got them in a daycare that's down the
Speaker 1: road from where we currently live. And also it's where
Speaker 1: my sister takes her kid. Yes, so now we can
Speaker 1: share the drop off.
Speaker 3: I know who's going to be doing the drop off
Speaker 3: from the beg ho here on now my sister, especially
Speaker 3: with half hours Marley's new school from this walking distance.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's the dream. It's great. Where similar conundrum.
Speaker 3: At the moment because we were in Warriorwood, went to
Speaker 3: two kindys at the each end of the street.
Speaker 2: Right, perfect, Now I'm like a ten minute drive away. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw you doing off the other day. I was like, ash,
Speaker 2: like how far is it?
Speaker 1: Well, even to the point last night we're driving home
Speaker 1: and sometimes a bit of a late one yesterday, but
Speaker 1: Lola will fall asleep in the drive home.
Speaker 2: It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. So I've made the decision.
Speaker 1: It was a big, big call because I remember last
Speaker 1: time we changed that daycare, it was like the change
Speaker 1: of routine.
Speaker 2: Fuck, it was a nightmare.
Speaker 3: New people, new teachers. She's going with the going with
Speaker 3: the other family.
Speaker 1: With my niece and they're the same days as well,
Speaker 1: so it's just going to work out perfectly. But then
Speaker 1: I so I sent them my last night, partly because
Speaker 1: my sister was like to Lola, hey, you must be
Speaker 1: so excited, like we're going to be on at the
Speaker 1: same daycare.
Speaker 2: And Lola was like, am I you.
Speaker 3: Just thought about ghosting them and start doing anymore?
Speaker 2: They still charge me they got my bank detail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was much better.
Speaker 2: I would rather pay the money to avoid the order.
Speaker 2: Now it's going to happen. Now you're going to bump
Speaker 2: into someone from that s like telling works.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen your kid in a while.
Speaker 2: But that was this morning, dude, oh shop.
Speaker 1: I sent the email, the break up email last night,
Speaker 1: being like just confirming because because Lola was also kind
Speaker 1: of telling other people I was getting pard or that
Speaker 1: she was telling everyone that she's wrapping up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so then I was like, well, I know
Speaker 2: I've got to come in. You've got to come clean,
Speaker 2: and I've come clean. And then this morning on drop off,
Speaker 2: the director, who was lovely.
Speaker 1: Can I just say you have to say that she's
Speaker 1: really nice.
Speaker 2: She was up in Lola's room waiting for she was
Speaker 2: waiting for you. I was like I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: how are you and she's like good, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, got your email last night?
Speaker 2: She didn't, and she was like looking at me and
Speaker 2: going what are you doing? And why are you sweating? Sorry?
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to It's not you.
Speaker 1: It's me, and she didn't know what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: And then I just was like, we're not coming back,
Speaker 1: threw the bag down of it, can't, got in the
Speaker 1: car and drove off.
Speaker 2: Well how much notice you have to give it? I've
Speaker 2: never quit an Oh yeah, I was to one d something.
Speaker 1: Little plenty of notice. We're not wrapping up until end
Speaker 1: of December. But it's weird because since since Lola was
Speaker 1: like eight months dude, she's now three, she's been going
Speaker 1: she's gone it. They so, why would you do that?
Speaker 2: I spent more time with my child?
Speaker 3: Are you more yeah they have? Are you more upset
Speaker 3: from Lola? Or are you like this kindergarten needs my business?
Speaker 2: No? They're doing fine. Great, they got like the waitlisters.
Speaker 2: What about those people to do family day cares? What's that?
Speaker 2: That's fucking weird? What's that? We're like, oh, well, one
Speaker 2: person takes twelve kids. Yeah, and then like they rotate, rotate.
Speaker 3: So if youve got like five close friends and five
Speaker 3: moms and dads.
Speaker 2: Or dads and dads or mums and moms to be inclosed,
Speaker 2: if that was me, I just put the TV on
Speaker 2: for the full day.
Speaker 3: I would Yeah, that'd be me. I have a big
Speaker 3: I have a really big you know, mouse, and I'd
Speaker 3: just be like, get in everyone, we get them all.
Speaker 3: I'd just get a group of treadmills and those like
Speaker 3: stickless attached to your head that has a snack on
Speaker 3: the end of it, and they'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, snack be ash. How was my son today?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, yeah, great day, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Great day. He's clocked up fifteen k's that's nothing.
Speaker 1: Band aid has been ripped off. I do feel better,
Speaker 1: but it's emotional. It's emotional because you know, it's such
Speaker 1: a big part of my life.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If Lola's you didn't go there, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, I've been going there every day. She's had
Speaker 2: the same teacher.
Speaker 1: Oh, same teacher for like, you know, almost two and
Speaker 1: a half years. It's hard for me, dude, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: hard for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I must be. But it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3: It is few in terms of driving an hour there
Speaker 3: and back.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Also, while someone Lola, I don't know, Macy's still in nappies,
Speaker 1: isn't she?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She still like she takes hers off, does a we
Speaker 3: in the party? Now, that's about it.
Speaker 2: So she's progressing on her own terms. That does not
Speaker 2: surprise me. Is that a dig at my parenting? That
Speaker 2: was a dig at Macy. She does what she wants.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 2: She doesn't answer to anybody.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Lola is now at a stage I can't even remember
Speaker 1: how we taught Marley to wipe herround bump. We still
Speaker 1: do like nine percent of the wiping. But Lola is
Speaker 1: now like I'll do it.
Speaker 2: It's like, this is my responsibility. I've got this.
Speaker 1: And she is terrible at wiping her ownd bump. She'll
Speaker 1: just she just what she does.
Speaker 3: Ash and chicks, ship, heaps what baby girls like?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Girls poo Well, I've got a boy and her girl,
Speaker 2: so I know it's because Oscar doesn't eat.
Speaker 3: That's true. There is no Macy is you know you've
Speaker 3: seen Macy's fecal She ships once a month. It's like
Speaker 3: things like fucking leg of a chair. It's fucking huge.
Speaker 2: Is listening to this right now?
Speaker 1: Are going that's wrong, there's no science or actually, can
Speaker 1: we look that up? So, jess, our producers just said
Speaker 1: that women have slower bowel movements so they pooh less.
Speaker 3: So there you go in ants why they're bigger?
Speaker 2: You said, I don't want to get in this argument.
Speaker 2: I don't want to stoop to your level. Stoop on down, baby, Okay, sorry,
Speaker 2: So Lola's I think her arms they're too short. You
Speaker 2: I menationed a dinosaur Tronto wipers.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of it's like Lola, she can't she
Speaker 1: can't quite get like in there, like to wipe her bum.
Speaker 1: So what she does is she just gets heaps of
Speaker 1: toilet paper, right, just gets shitloads of it.
Speaker 2: This is how Lola wipes her bumb. She then just
Speaker 2: like wedges it between her cheeks and then so she's
Speaker 2: got like hanging out a bum and then she waits
Speaker 2: here for about thirty seconds. Then she's like and then
Speaker 2: she pulls it out like it's absorbing it. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and then puts it in the toilet.
Speaker 1: If I come in and I go, can I just
Speaker 1: can I just check? She's like, what for I'm good,
Speaker 1: you're back. And sometimes if I try and take it
Speaker 1: out of her backside whilst it's there for that thirty
Speaker 1: second period, she's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Hasn't fully absorbed yet, I'm not, and I'm trying to
Speaker 2: I try to explain to her, now, you've got to
Speaker 2: got to wipe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't it's not like a paper towel. Just
Speaker 3: soak your shit into it.
Speaker 1: She's got paper towels and taller baby completely mixed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: easy mistake to make, but she can't. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: want to say to her, just wait till your arms
Speaker 1: grow a bit longer and then you can wipe your
Speaker 1: own bumm.
Speaker 2: It's very difficult. I didn't have this problem with Marley.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think, like I think I just
Speaker 3: said to Oscar, if you don't wipe your bum and
Speaker 3: I've got to do it, then you've got to wipe
Speaker 3: my bum I remember that. Remember worked? So now he's
Speaker 3: in As far as I know, I don't even check
Speaker 3: it anymore. Probably's walking around out there stinging like shit.
Speaker 3: This morning.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what was going on.
Speaker 3: He still he's doing well, but yeah, it's I don't know,
Speaker 3: what do you do? Like why I suppose, like.
Speaker 1: Well, whenever Lolog disappears, she doesn't tell us when she
Speaker 1: doesn't tell us when she does a shit anymore. So
Speaker 1: we've got to now try and catch her before she
Speaker 1: comes and to act. Yeah, she comes out, her hands
Speaker 1: smell like shit. She still her backside smells like shit.
Speaker 1: And then there's normally just it's just ship everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not looking forward to Macie because Macy she
Speaker 3: just takes off to the to the party and then
Speaker 3: I like look down the hallway and she's sitting there
Speaker 3: and she's like, what are you doing? So happy, so content,
Speaker 3: but like not even sometimes you just bring the poty
Speaker 3: out and put it in front of the TV and
Speaker 3: just sit down and just love. It's not a seat mate,
Speaker 3: I've got a situation. I love that that I would
Speaker 3: love to run by. It didn't happen to me, It
Speaker 3: happened to April. Shout out to April. April is my
Speaker 3: wife of how many years?
Speaker 2: I don't know, five, no, six, no? Seven?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, veteran, it's nearly finished. Sorry that's a joke.
Speaker 2: Sorry, bub, but that's a couple of jokes. She hates
Speaker 2: that I use it.
Speaker 3: And one of them is that where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: marriage is only the last like ten years like.
Speaker 2: Oversect me one.
Speaker 3: The other one is where I'm a divorcee's dream because
Speaker 3: I've had a sect to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can understand why she wouldn't like these jokes.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, Sorry, Bobe.
Speaker 3: So there's April situation. So every Thursday and Friday at
Speaker 3: down the local library they do I think called Rhyme.
Speaker 2: Time Love Rhyme Time. I've mentioned it before. It's great.
Speaker 2: It's a free it's a free initiative by the local council.
Speaker 3: Usually on this particular day, April went to ram time
Speaker 3: with Macy.
Speaker 2: She can go on her own, because that'd be weird.
Speaker 3: She went with and Macy had a.
Speaker 2: Balloon with her. Oh, took the.
Speaker 3: Balloome with her. Anyway, they're at time and Macy's placed
Speaker 3: the balloon down and gone off to do rhyme Time
Speaker 3: and then do coloring in And in the time that
Speaker 3: Macy's gone, a little boy has seen the balloon come
Speaker 3: over and to inspect said balloon because he's now interested
Speaker 3: in the balloon.
Speaker 2: That the kids love a balloon, they do love a balloon.
Speaker 3: April's thought, he's playing with this balloon, and the mom
Speaker 3: was there and like it's just like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Macy's off doing her own thing.
Speaker 3: And Ryan time's wrapping up, and the mom tries to
Speaker 3: get the balloon off the little boy, and.
Speaker 2: April goes.
Speaker 3: April looks at Macy and Macy's still doing her own
Speaker 3: thing and goes, look, she's sort of forgot that exists.
Speaker 3: Now he can have that balloon, he can have it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you can have the balloon. Macey's not forgot it
Speaker 3: even existed. And then and then once we've April's made
Speaker 3: that call, right, Macy can't and she was like, where's
Speaker 3: where's my balloon? The balloons, you know, and she's getting
Speaker 3: more and more agitated to where the balloon is?
Speaker 2: Where the fuck is my balloon.
Speaker 3: The mom of the other kid has pretended to ignore
Speaker 3: the cries of Macy and then be lined for the
Speaker 3: door with the kid and the balloon, so that her
Speaker 3: kids not the one having the meltdown. Macy's having a meltdown,
Speaker 3: and this woman bee lined to the door out and gone, I.
Speaker 2: Don't blame her, I don't blame her. So she has
Speaker 2: to be right to do that. She's been given the balloon,
Speaker 2: has been given the balloon. She's like, I don't want
Speaker 2: this yelling kid of rual my rimetime, billy.
Speaker 3: Let's go as an adult and you see a kid,
Speaker 3: especially little girl, about to cry starting to well up,
Speaker 3: if you will, I will, then surely you'll be like, look,
Speaker 3: it's fine. Look I know you try to do the
Speaker 3: right thing for my kid.
Speaker 1: No, she's just being respectful to the wishes of April,
Speaker 1: which was to get rid of the balloon.
Speaker 3: Maybe sarcasm is killing me, give us an honest opinion.
Speaker 2: I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's I don't know the exact wording of how
Speaker 1: April communicated the giving of the balloon, I do think,
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, did she say he can have
Speaker 1: a play with it, or was she like, take this
Speaker 1: balloon and run.
Speaker 2: No, I think it was like, he can have it.
Speaker 2: He's really interesting. I don't want him to have her.
Speaker 3: I mean, she was thinking of the mum, but then
Speaker 3: the mum was not thinking. The mums weren't on the
Speaker 3: same page.
Speaker 2: No, she's gone.
Speaker 3: But April said it was so obvious that she saw
Speaker 3: what was happening with Macy and quickly ushered her son
Speaker 3: out of there so that it was him to not
Speaker 3: get the have the melt.
Speaker 1: Did April stop her, did she say, hey, give us
Speaker 1: back the balloon?
Speaker 3: Aprils like, I didn't know what to do. I honestly
Speaker 3: didn't know what to do. He had to comfort Macy
Speaker 3: while she had a huge meltdown in a library over
Speaker 3: this balloon.
Speaker 2: God way to ruined rhyme time. Totally.
Speaker 1: But as the parent, you've got to like, there's so
Speaker 1: many times we've been at the park and there's been
Speaker 1: something that another kid's you know, it's caught eye of
Speaker 1: and you're kind of like, I know it's all right,
Speaker 1: like my one's occupied by the swing, but you know that,
Speaker 1: like that balloon belongs to Macy.
Speaker 2: Oh, totally. I would never.
Speaker 3: I would have been like, but I don't know what
Speaker 3: I've been like if the kid's right in front of you,
Speaker 3: this poor kid, and he's holding the balloon.
Speaker 2: We don't know how much that kid likes balloons though,
Speaker 2: well obviously really like this one a lot. It'd be
Speaker 2: like if I gave you Laura I was, I was
Speaker 2: going to say, it's kind of like a Power Ranger situation.
Speaker 2: There's only one Pink Power Ranger, but there's a Red
Speaker 2: Power Ranger and all the other boy power Rangers that
Speaker 2: are different colors. This reminds me of a childhood story
Speaker 2: where it was like.
Speaker 1: The Pink Power Ranger used to actually be a boy,
Speaker 1: but only it's like the Red Power Ranger saying to
Speaker 1: the blue Power Ranger you can date the Pink Power Ranger.
Speaker 2: Now, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know where powerings go. It just reminded me
Speaker 2: of a story.
Speaker 3: It was like when we were in preschool when we
Speaker 3: played Power Rangers, there would be one girl that we
Speaker 3: really liked, and she would be the Pink Power Ranger
Speaker 3: and we would share her throughout the week.
Speaker 2: Not as nothing gross.
Speaker 1: No, I think, okay, look, if you're that parent who's
Speaker 1: walked out, who's ushered their child out as quickly as
Speaker 1: they could, that's bad.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 3: They could have all rectified it together, where it could
Speaker 3: have been like, hey, Macy, this little boy, is he
Speaker 3: okay to keep playing with your balloon?
Speaker 2: And she probably would have been like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's sweet like that, but not like oh fuck, let's.
Speaker 2: Get out of here quick, grab her by the collar,
Speaker 2: run out the door.
Speaker 3: Literally. Yeah, yeah, I think she drove off. I think
Speaker 3: Frank was even there. Frank was there, and when after
Speaker 3: I think he went after her. No, he went after her,
Speaker 3: but he's we're talking. He's got a bad hip, so
Speaker 3: he didn't quite make it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. I just thought it'd be worth seeing what you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think did Masie? Did she get another follow
Speaker 1: up balloon? Or is she still balloonless?
Speaker 3: We got home and we had to blow up another point,
Speaker 3: I think, Kevin thank but she cried it the way home. Apparently,
Speaker 3: poor thing, whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's a lot to go through. It's a balloon get over.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's my that's April's shocking behavior. Shocking behavior
Speaker 2: by a fellow parents. And if she's listening, shame on you.
Speaker 2: Shame my god, shame to you and your family and
Speaker 2: your child. I wish nothing but bad luck for you
Speaker 2: and your family forever. Also, I wonder how many balloons
Speaker 2: she's stolen. Get home and she's like to the pile
Speaker 2: from the news. Very good, Hey, quick little update on
Speaker 2: the renault. Quick little update on the renou.
Speaker 1: And this is just this is me offering advice to
Speaker 1: anyone else out there who may be barking on a
Speaker 1: renner themselves.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 1: It's an awful, awful experience. It's like running a marathon.
Speaker 1: During it, you're like, this is fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Doing okay, people doing Renolds. It's a weird mix between
Speaker 3: telling people how fucking shit it is and with a
Speaker 3: subtle brag Yeah, right, I'm an experienced renovator. I've done
Speaker 3: it before. I would never do it again. You're in
Speaker 3: the mix of it, like, oh, it's a fucking nightmare,
Speaker 3: isn't that. You should see our bathroom though at the front,
Speaker 3: or you just be like, oh, it's fuck. It's the
Speaker 3: nightmare though, But we got cabinets to go the way
Speaker 3: to the ceiling.
Speaker 2: There is like there's such a hierarchy thing. It's like
Speaker 2: being parents.
Speaker 1: You know, when you speak to a parent who's got
Speaker 1: each old that's younger than yours, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm more dominant because i've I know more. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like someone who's just starting the Renault process were we're
Speaker 1: like kind of you know, only two months in with
Speaker 1: someone who's starting, I'm like, oh, like I.
Speaker 2: Remember when I was that naive even done blamed you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, fuck why would you, you know, like
Speaker 3: you really test your relationship.
Speaker 2: But have you seen our kitchen bench?
Speaker 1: What color pol you got? So I made a mistake. Okay,
Speaker 1: I made a mistake. Ash We're getting a new kitchen, say.
Speaker 3: It must be nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in my fucking seventies kitchen at home. You're like,
Speaker 2: I'm getting another kitchen. No, we're not getting a new one,
Speaker 2: another one.
Speaker 1: So we're renovating the kitchen, new cabinet, tree, and new
Speaker 1: new stone.
Speaker 2: You can where's the stone from? Tell us?
Speaker 3: Tell us where the stone? It's from the heartland of Greece.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking name getting stone, but mine's from Greece.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll tell you this really quickly. Tell you
Speaker 2: really quickly.
Speaker 1: There's one type of stone, okay, it's called taj Mahal, right,
Speaker 1: and it's from Brazil. It's like the most common stone, right.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking to myself like wow, made like
Speaker 1: the mines must be huge right in Brazil to extract
Speaker 1: this type of stone that's sold all around the world.
Speaker 1: It's the most popular stone pretty much, the taj Mahal
Speaker 1: beautiful stone. And I said to the sales rep. I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, I wonder like, when do they know
Speaker 1: when to stop? Like, you know, because obviously at some
Speaker 1: point they're going to run out, And she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: they have certain quotas on the mines, so you know,
Speaker 1: once they reached that quota, the mine shuts down. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh that makes sense. And she goes
Speaker 1: and they let the stone regenerate.
Speaker 2: They kill all the people that mind it. But I
Speaker 2: was like again, but I was like, regenerate, like.
Speaker 1: Grow, I'm pretty sure it takes thousands of years for stone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not an archaeologist, but and me and Laura
Speaker 2: both like do we I don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 2: But we didn't want to be those people. We're not
Speaker 2: those people that you've caught the salesman in a lie.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to. I didn't want to pull her up, Okay,
Speaker 2: so I bought it anyway.
Speaker 1: So Laura and I we've known for ages how much
Speaker 1: stone we need. You can't get the builder to get
Speaker 1: the stone for you, but then you've got to pay
Speaker 1: the margin on top. So a cheaper way to do
Speaker 1: it is they tell you how much stone you need,
Speaker 1: You buy a slab, a couple of slabs. You go
Speaker 1: the warehouse you pick your stone, you save fifteen percent mark.
Speaker 2: Up for your to doers running around, right, but it's
Speaker 2: just one trip. I was just one trip.
Speaker 3: One trip that was a plan, and then well the
Speaker 3: two hundred conversations you get to complain and brag to
Speaker 3: your friends about this piece of stone.
Speaker 1: So for weeks Laura and I like because the warehouse
Speaker 1: heads get the stone from it's an hour away, and
Speaker 1: Laura like, fuck, don't have time this week.
Speaker 2: We do it next week? To it next right next
Speaker 2: door to kindy? Is it is follow through? Drake?
Speaker 3: Thank you like that?
Speaker 2: So finally on Friday, just gone, Laura and I were like,
Speaker 2: we're going to go. We're going to drive out to
Speaker 2: the warehouse. We know where we're going, we know what
Speaker 2: we want, we know how many slabs, let's lock it in.
Speaker 2: And also the builders like, how I really need those slabs?
Speaker 3: Changed?
Speaker 1: No, Well, as we're driving out there, drop the kids
Speaker 1: off of Kindy, you're driving out down. I go to Laura,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, did you like book in with the warehouse?
Speaker 3: Like do you have to?
Speaker 2: And she goes, I didn't book in? Did you book it?
Speaker 2: I didn't book in?
Speaker 1: So for some people, again, who are embarking on renow journey.
Speaker 1: Some of these places you need to book in. You
Speaker 1: can't just rock up. We forgot to book in. We're
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes away. We call them up and they're like,
Speaker 1: we're packed back to back, so we can't fit you in.
Speaker 2: Can't imagine that argument in the car. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then the person was loving and they were like, look,
Speaker 1: if you're fifteen minutes away, just just come and if
Speaker 1: we have like a spare moment, we can quickly show
Speaker 1: you around.
Speaker 2: So Laura and I are like yelling at each other
Speaker 2: in the car.
Speaker 1: I know that yelling is continuing as we like walk
Speaker 1: in and we didn't realize because it's a massive warehouse
Speaker 1: everything that goes. We opened the door and there's like
Speaker 1: a reception desk right there, and Laura and I are like, well,
Speaker 1: you told me that you've got to book it and
Speaker 1: the thing is fine, and then they're like, welcome. It's
Speaker 1: weird if you're not arguing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not arguing about it, then.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it turns out. Ash turns out the stone that
Speaker 1: we want is no longer available.
Speaker 2: It's sold out, and now they're regenerating.
Speaker 1: It and they are in the process of moving warehouses
Speaker 1: and they have another warehouse. It's into state. They only
Speaker 1: do one trip into state deliveries every three months.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, here it is the subtle complaint. Kill me,
Speaker 3: hinto bragging that I'm getting a stone.
Speaker 2: For my house? Kill me? So we are anyway. It's
Speaker 2: a fucking nightmare. But it's a beautiful It's Italian and
Speaker 2: in the depths of Rome. You've got to see the marbling.
Speaker 2: It was under the Vatican directly blow it. But it's
Speaker 2: a fucking nightmare. So very good. So you have to
Speaker 2: make sure your pain is very enjoying.
Speaker 1: I know you're just sitting there fucking ejaculating over yourself. Sorry,
Speaker 1: so we haven't yet got the stone. It's it's turning
Speaker 1: out to be a little bit of an issue.
Speaker 2: But don't worry. Been a nice polish concrete. What's wrong
Speaker 2: with that? I could rather drink my own piss polish concert.
Speaker 3: This is right.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna have a kitchen bench top, are you?
Speaker 3: Anyway? Does it off about bragging about stone and marble?
Speaker 3: Why do you get gold?
Speaker 2: Sold out? Let's do some lies. Let's do some lies.
Speaker 2: Tell me loved, tell me little this is a bit
Speaker 2: of a strange concept.
Speaker 3: I tried to rope oscar in on a line okay,
Speaker 3: would benefit me and him. Yep, So recently took him.
Speaker 3: I went with another friend and his kid to the
Speaker 3: last Manly home game.
Speaker 2: Did you give him a beer? Did he get drunk?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, okay, let's not assume that I'm just going
Speaker 3: to solicit under age drinking. Oscar is five. The other
Speaker 3: boys five kids at a four and under are free.
Speaker 3: We're in the car and we both me and the
Speaker 3: other parent, responsible parent. We say to the kids, all right, kids,
Speaker 3: you are four.
Speaker 1: Which is is hard because kids are very proud of
Speaker 1: their age.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Was like no, no, no, no, no, no, me five, me, five, me,
Speaker 5: this many. I worked long and hardly at this age.
Speaker 5: Coming backwards, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, okay, well maybe if you want to see
Speaker 3: the football, you need to be fought. But then once
Speaker 3: we're in the stadium, you're gonna be sick. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: both boys, yeah, fuck, we got fair deal.
Speaker 2: We got there. Anyway. The whole time in line going
Speaker 2: through the gate, they're like, we're four, were for wherefore
Speaker 2: we get in? Plan we get in? They didn't even
Speaker 2: check we get in Oscar turns around.
Speaker 3: He goes, I'm six, just camp brunnon it's my birthday.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he was very confused. But that's my life
Speaker 2: of the week.
Speaker 1: Also, I will say to the to the staff working
Speaker 1: at well, what's the mainly oval the fortress, the fortress,
Speaker 1: keep an eye on Ash smuggling in kids underage.
Speaker 3: I just want to spring in my mates. He's for
Speaker 3: he's four, he's thirty four. Anyway, he's my eldest as.
Speaker 1: I've got one here from Zaki. Shout out to Zaki, jacky,
Speaker 1: hope you're well.
Speaker 2: This one is a bit. It's like a parenting hacky lie.
Speaker 2: It's a hackey lie.
Speaker 3: It's a hackey from Zaki. There he is Zaki a child.
Speaker 3: That's a's name. Well, Zachary, isn't it No Zachy? I
Speaker 3: e he says.
Speaker 2: The Blue game.
Speaker 1: It's like fifty dollars on PlayStation. Okay, very expensive. Get
Speaker 1: you an outcomic going, get it out. One of the
Speaker 1: things that I enjoy most about this podcast is watching
Speaker 1: Ash try and hide as best as he can his yawns.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's not that it's boring. I know.
Speaker 2: I don't take offense to it at all. You should
Speaker 2: It's just you can yawn. It's okay, it's a safe place.
Speaker 3: I don't know where it is anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he says the Blue game. It's fifty bucks
Speaker 1: on PlayStation, very expensive. YouTube has the whole game like
Speaker 1: as a walk through video, so he puts it on.
Speaker 1: He gives the kids a PlayStation remote and they think
Speaker 1: they're playing the game in realize, Happy kids, zero dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do the same thing with Mario Kart. We
Speaker 2: don't have a Nintendo. I do it with what do
Speaker 2: you give him as a controller? Just the place station one,
Speaker 2: isn't it that one?
Speaker 3: But also when Oscar is playing a game on the
Speaker 3: PlayStation here and there, I give Macey a non plugged
Speaker 3: in controller and just let her think she's playing to.
Speaker 2: The kids are dumb. I've got a quick one here.
Speaker 2: This one is from Sammy. Hey Sammy, Hey Sammy, how
Speaker 2: are you Zachi? Sammy? Sammy underscore Stephanie. I'm confused this
Speaker 2: is one or two people? Or do you have two
Speaker 2: first names? Can we trust her some twins?
Speaker 3: Maybe I tell my daughter if she isn't good kind
Speaker 3: or nice? She repeats her birthday.
Speaker 2: I e you'll turn five again. Can you settle down?
Speaker 3: That's exactly how I would say to Oscar. That's all
Speaker 3: I would say.
Speaker 2: You do that again, you'll turn five again.
Speaker 3: I think it's good. I think it's great. Thank you, Sammy.
Speaker 2: I wonder he's afraid of everything. Bro, why you talk
Speaker 2: to him? Don't be like that. Maybe you're unaware of
Speaker 2: how scary you really are. Am I scary over there
Speaker 2: trembling so at times? At times I just starts on Ago,
Speaker 2: if you give five again? The bell, this one is you.
Speaker 2: Brim brim Ma Graham definitely a fisherman. Brim Ma Graham
Speaker 2: got his name wrong. It's never been a good reader
Speaker 2: from Adelaide.
Speaker 1: On holidays to Queensland, our parents used to tell us
Speaker 1: that we would run out of Queensland dollars.
Speaker 2: Very good, very good, very good. Kids. Kids are stupid.
Speaker 2: It's very dumb. But also sometimes we love him so much.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Molly's like, I want a horse, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: where's your money? We can't afford that. She's like, buy it.
Speaker 2: We can't afford another horse.
Speaker 3: The stone would be buying well after we sell off
Speaker 3: all this stone we got from Egypt.
Speaker 2: A couple of questions. My guy, here's a question for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, this one was It was on social media, causing
Speaker 1: quite the stir, quite the stir on social media.
Speaker 2: Ashwicks, I love that.
Speaker 1: The question is, if you're on a flight, let's say
Speaker 1: it's domestic, could be international. As a parent, is it
Speaker 1: okay to change your baby's nappy on the tray table
Speaker 1: in front of you?
Speaker 2: The tray table the table people eat from that. Fuck? No, hell, no,
Speaker 2: no way, no, absolutely not. What about? What about?
Speaker 1: Okay, just imagine this. It's a domestic flight, so there's
Speaker 1: only one toilet at the back of the plane. You're
Speaker 1: sitting towards the front. There's just been a bit of
Speaker 1: drink service. It's a three hour flight, so people all
Speaker 1: had a little nibble, they've got like a little drink.
Speaker 1: They all need a shit and piss. So there's a
Speaker 1: queue to get to the toilet and your child's just
Speaker 1: got a wee nappy. No shit, change it on the seat.
Speaker 1: Don't change it on there?
Speaker 2: Well you can't because there's someone next to you.
Speaker 3: Will you stand up off your seat, you put your
Speaker 3: kid onto your seat, you change them and then you
Speaker 3: put them back on your lap.
Speaker 1: There's not that much room in the seat, though, I think, surely, surely, well,
Speaker 1: they're getting to wipe down. The trade table is getting
Speaker 1: to wipe down between each flight, a little change to
Speaker 1: support the weight of a child, if it's a newborn.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of variables here. I don't mind it.
Speaker 3: I'm saying no. I'm saying absolutely not. And if you do,
Speaker 3: I'm pushing your baby off.
Speaker 2: No, no, get up, air down the aisle. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: I think the answer is no. I'm not offended by that.
Speaker 2: I'm not offended by that. In fact, you did it. No,
Speaker 2: I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Speaker 3: If it's a boy, and then he just starts pissing again,
Speaker 3: and it's pisses everywhere.
Speaker 2: I think it's just too.
Speaker 1: Many things can go wrong on hygienic okay, done, hygiene okay, okay.
Speaker 2: I think I think, as a parent, just have free
Speaker 2: reign to do whatever you want. I don't think. No,
Speaker 2: I don't mind.
Speaker 3: It has to be some sort of order in some
Speaker 3: cases like this one. That's just I'm not standing for it.
Speaker 2: I won't have it. What's your question?
Speaker 3: You know what you do? You call the attendant and
Speaker 3: make a big deal, and then you go, I've got
Speaker 3: to go to the bathroom first, and then you can
Speaker 3: do a pisce yourself.
Speaker 1: I would rather do it at the trade table rather
Speaker 1: than get like usher to the front of the quy
Speaker 1: of the toilet.
Speaker 2: Nah. Yeah, nah, you're wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's a great disagree with your question.
Speaker 2: My question.
Speaker 3: What's a tip for a new girl?
Speaker 5: Dad?
Speaker 2: They don't tell you this guy has four boys and
Speaker 2: one girl on the way. Five kids. Wow, pull it out, bro,
Speaker 2: pull it out. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Firstly having fun, love sex, loves practicing, but also thanks
Speaker 1: for your question. Okay, one thing I mean, I think
Speaker 1: kids are more the same, right, you know. I look
Speaker 1: at Marley and Lola, They're very different. Marley loves dresses princesses,
Speaker 1: Lola loves a soccer ball and like hating me.
Speaker 2: They're very different.
Speaker 3: So I think they have a similar interest. That's the
Speaker 3: only thing they have in common. But most most brothers
Speaker 3: and sisters.
Speaker 2: Is that necessary?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Necessary? I think if you've got four kids, I am
Speaker 2: sure that he's got it absolutely dialed. I hope you
Speaker 2: think the thing is.
Speaker 3: With having four, there's always like even we're just having two,
Speaker 3: there's always one that's cranky with you.
Speaker 2: You're always stoushing with always five of them. Nightmare.
Speaker 1: But I think I think the hardest part with my
Speaker 1: girls and something that I wish I was a lot
Speaker 1: better at.
Speaker 2: It's just doing their hair. You're pretty good, though, am I? Well?
Speaker 2: I can't just put this way. I cannot do Macie's
Speaker 2: hair at all, like ponytail.
Speaker 3: She won't sit still for me. I can't do it.
Speaker 3: It just gets a mess. I get frustrated.
Speaker 2: Can you brush it? I am going to shave her head?
Speaker 2: Can you brush your hair? Can you brush?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: You want to let me?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do it?
Speaker 2: She's just you're too rough. Need to be more gentle. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe she gets some leftons, so you reckon that.
Speaker 3: The thing they don't tell you the most is how
Speaker 3: hard to do their hair, especially as it gets longer.
Speaker 1: It gets longer, and also so often the kids are
Speaker 1: like can I have a braid? And I'm like, what
Speaker 1: does this look like?
Speaker 2: Just cut? How long are we got? I think there
Speaker 2: needs to be there needs to be more lessons in
Speaker 2: school for young men to learn how to do hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the uproar from the boomers, so we gay
Speaker 3: like yeah, when Macey had hair like this.
Speaker 2: But Bob sorry, sorry, Bob a bob cut I apologize.
Speaker 3: It was so easy to go bang.
Speaker 2: She love to talk now. I'm like, there's two.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: But good luck, good luck to you. I'm sure you'll
Speaker 2: be fine. If you've got your four kids, you must
Speaker 2: have a dial. Either that or you work a lot
Speaker 2: of hours. Check.
Speaker 3: Thanks for Chris.
Speaker 2: Well what are you checking your phone for? Just seeing
Speaker 2: if Chris Hamsworth sent me a message? Has he been
Speaker 2: in touch you guys had a nice chat.
Speaker 3: No he hasn't.
Speaker 2: You guys were growing down at a surfing we were.
Speaker 3: We were, and then these pesky kids interrupted because they
Speaker 3: want a photo.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling about that whole? It's pretty nervous.
Speaker 2: He's quite a handsome big man. Thank you. Must it
Speaker 2: must be how you feel, you know, walking into a
Speaker 2: room with me. Yeah, yeah, it was good. It's good.
Speaker 3: So for those who don't know what we're talking about,
Speaker 3: Matt and I hosted a kid's press conference for Transformers
Speaker 3: one by Paramount Pictures and we got to meet Chris.
Speaker 2: Him's worth would have been nice, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Would have been nice to have a little bit more
Speaker 1: time with Chris, like a lunch together or something, maybe
Speaker 1: your dinner sleepover Pillo fi Jess wanted a bit more
Speaker 1: of him.
Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, totally agree.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of the listeners who are listening
Speaker 3: right now would also totally agree.
Speaker 2: I thought we were getting along really well. I thought
Speaker 2: we were.
Speaker 1: For anyone wondering when you do those like press junkets,
Speaker 1: he got like a couple of questions. They're all pre approved,
Speaker 1: and in the moment we were having a great time
Speaker 1: and I was laughing, you're laughing, Chris is laughing.
Speaker 3: And then we got serve with a couple of years
Speaker 3: and I'm not sure. I'm confused.
Speaker 1: And then they're like your time finishes, now get out
Speaker 1: and they're like you look over and Chris is gone.
Speaker 2: Chris is so longer.
Speaker 3: It's like, get these fuckers out of here, and you're
Speaker 3: getting chicken winged out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: So it is a lot of fun that movie. And
Speaker 2: I saw it together. We is kid go and see
Speaker 2: it comes out during the.
Speaker 1: Perfect timing, perfect time We've done Chris, yes us, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, Chriss, call me back. I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: I was that person with the comment that's me when
Speaker 1: I'm on my first day with my crush anything he said.
Speaker 3: I was like, he was just like April was like
Speaker 3: it was so funny. And then you did the video
Speaker 3: about it where you're.
Speaker 2: Just like, anyway, very good, anyway, I'll be as cool,
Speaker 2: coming collected as you can imagine your head. You would
Speaker 2: be going like pay cool, play cool.
Speaker 3: Before we actually started filming, you nearly walked your way
Speaker 3: on set twice.
Speaker 2: Before I asked you.
Speaker 3: Remember, she was like, all right, come with me this way.
Speaker 2: But you must have heard her.
Speaker 3: And then she was talking like right next to me,
Speaker 3: and you're like, okay, I saw Chris and I just
Speaker 3: here's like a magnet.
Speaker 2: I was just drawn to him. And then she was
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, around this one stepping over cables.
Speaker 2: I was kicking over the camera guy.
Speaker 3: I was like Chris musket then and then she dragged
Speaker 3: you back around the other side, and you're like now, and.
Speaker 2: Then I didn't anyway the old handshake FI part.
Speaker 3: I like it. I didn't know what we were allowed.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if we're allowed to touch them or not.
Speaker 3: And then you're not.
Speaker 1: Anyway anyway, we laugh, we laugh, laugh, we google course
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Speaker 2: it Dewey Griffin.
Speaker 3: Oh just divocalise here if you don't.
Speaker 4: Mind sometime SI look at myself sunshine or a rainy day.
Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country
Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.
Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
Speaker 3: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander
Speaker 3: people's today. This episode was recorded on gadagal Land,