Speaker 1: Good pickup, Laura, come on in. Hello, Happy Thursday girl.
Speaker 2: Hello everyone, Hi Laura.
Speaker 3: I've had the most stressful day I think of my
Speaker 3: adult life today.
Speaker 2: But why do I feel like that's a gross exaggeration.
Speaker 1: It's real. Guess what's happened.
Speaker 3: I woke up, I did my skin care, I had
Speaker 3: a shower, washed my hair, and I styled it with
Speaker 3: my blow dryer, and I could see something sticking out
Speaker 3: of the top. And I do this every day, and
Speaker 3: I thought, what is that of fiberglass or something? So
Speaker 3: I as closely came to the mirror and I look
Speaker 3: in and I'm very young and youthful, of course.
Speaker 1: So this is when my shock comes in. I have
Speaker 1: a gray hair, just one Mitch.
Speaker 4: No one sympathizes with this, No one, I do. Have
Speaker 4: you never had a gray hair? Now your hair is colored?
Speaker 4: You couldn't tell anyway.
Speaker 2: I've never had.
Speaker 1: A gray No.
Speaker 3: The level with me is my first baby's first gray,
Speaker 3: baby's first gray.
Speaker 4: Wait until it's in your pubs.
Speaker 2: It's a rider. Does it happen? Of course it happens.
Speaker 4: What do you mean Your hair in your head goes gray,
Speaker 4: The hair on your beard gray first, and then the
Speaker 4: hair in your par.
Speaker 1: Or do you actually have gray hairs?
Speaker 4: I don't have gray pubes yet, but Matt does. My husband,
Speaker 4: he's got a couple of gray pews.
Speaker 2: He's devo.
Speaker 1: Gray pubes.
Speaker 5: It's okay, it's a rite of passage. We all have grays,
Speaker 5: we all go gray at some point. Just pluck it out.
Speaker 5: If it were no.
Speaker 1: I googled it and it said if you pluck it,
Speaker 1: more grow and it's spot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's definitely what I've been experiencing.
Speaker 2: No, I've got cub No, I've got who cares? No
Speaker 2: gray in your beard?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: So just one, just one on the top of my
Speaker 2: quick you can color that one hair.
Speaker 1: Then I pulled it out. I burned it. I don't
Speaker 1: want to look at it as too, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: learning experience.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, look coming up something more important than
Speaker 4: gray hairs. We have to do a very important segment,
Speaker 4: and that is where we answer your deep, dark and
Speaker 4: burning questions. And we have someone who was asked the question,
Speaker 4: is it okay to have adult time with your partner
Speaker 4: when your kid is asleep in the same room?
Speaker 2: Sexy time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh god, good bet.
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be very polarizing one stick
Speaker 2: around for it.
Speaker 1: I think so too. That's next here at the pickup.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. I be Thursday.
Speaker 3: It is time for this, everybody. We do it every
Speaker 3: single Thursday. Ask Uncut.
Speaker 4: So our dun Cut is where you guys call up
Speaker 4: with your biggest, deep, as dark as problems and even
Speaker 4: though we have absolutely no qualifications, we.
Speaker 2: Do our best to answer them.
Speaker 4: We try, we do, and we do it every Thursday
Speaker 4: on Life on Cut podcast.
Speaker 2: Now we have Brie on the line.
Speaker 4: Brie, you're having an issue with your husband where recently
Speaker 4: you went on holidays and he wanted to do something
Speaker 4: with the kids in the room.
Speaker 2: Can you give us a bit of information on that?
Speaker 6: Okay, So we were on holiday and here we didn't
Speaker 6: we didn't. We weren't intimate because I don't I don't
Speaker 6: want to be intimate with our kids just sleeping in
Speaker 6: the room. He thinks it's okay to do it when
Speaker 6: they're asleep. I just don't know. I'm not okay with it?
Speaker 6: Are you okay with it?
Speaker 5: I do not want to be in the room you
Speaker 5: guys are doing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch that.
Speaker 2: How far away are the kids in the room?
Speaker 6: We could see them like tense.
Speaker 2: They're asleep though I'm guessing obviously not yet.
Speaker 6: I just don't feel comfortable and it got so tense.
Speaker 2: Understandably, How old are your kids?
Speaker 6: Two and four?
Speaker 7: Four?
Speaker 2: Sorry? No, I know.
Speaker 4: So what you're saying is that you guys are going
Speaker 4: on holidays, You're staying in a one bedroom hotel. You
Speaker 4: and your partner are probably in the main bed, and
Speaker 4: then your kids are in the single beds.
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Like they're they're.
Speaker 2: Obviously just in a big room together, so they're.
Speaker 1: Look, you're not eighteen, like god, a couple of days,
Speaker 1: I think there's an.
Speaker 3: Age not me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, it's my partner and we're like, we're
Speaker 6: going away again at Christmas, and he wants to book
Speaker 6: another room. I don't want them in another room. I
Speaker 6: don't want to put them in another room too.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I think that that's probably the best decision.
Speaker 4: I think if you're gonna go around holidays, you have to.
Speaker 4: When you've got two kids and one of them is
Speaker 4: going to be five potentially by that time, I think
Speaker 4: that the only solution is to try and book a
Speaker 4: place that's got two bedrooms, or at least it's got
Speaker 4: an interconnecting lounge room or something. Yeah, because I mean, look,
Speaker 4: I think that there's a grace period when kids are
Speaker 4: really really little, like they're in a bassinet little and
Speaker 4: they're asleep, and they are you know, too young to
Speaker 4: even comprehend what's going on. But if your kid can
Speaker 4: walk and talk and remember stuff, then there's absolutely no
Speaker 4: way I'd be risking getting down and dirty in a.
Speaker 2: Bedroom with the kids in there. It's just weird.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also what happened to kids club?
Speaker 3: Like, can't you just drop the kids off down a
Speaker 3: kid's club at the n overtel and then you get
Speaker 3: an hour to yourself?
Speaker 2: You don't do one am kids club?
Speaker 1: No, but you can't do it at night. Do it
Speaker 1: in the middle of the day.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you are going to do it at night,
Speaker 4: can you just like get in the shower or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll shut the door and go into another room.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's a really good idea. And in the day.
Speaker 6: Maybe we'll just have days next on holiday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, where are the kids solved?
Speaker 1: Her a problem?
Speaker 3: Next? Guy?
Speaker 1: Showering kids club?
Speaker 4: This is I mean, I look, I understand the conundrum,
Speaker 4: but for me, four year old jeez.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's not even a question. That's no strong.
Speaker 3: You've been quite quiet. You think it's okay? Do you You
Speaker 3: don't want to say it?
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I think it's obvious.
Speaker 5: I think if your kid can remember, you can't do
Speaker 5: it all for keep it in your pants and stay
Speaker 5: but she get home and have some privacy.
Speaker 4: You also just can't bank on the fact that they're
Speaker 4: going to stay asleep.
Speaker 1: That's the point. Yeah, that's all right, that's.
Speaker 6: Exactly my thoughts. So thank you for agreeing with me.
Speaker 1: No, that's all right. There you go enjoy the shower,
Speaker 1: BA your husband.
Speaker 3: Now, if you want to get in touch with this,
Speaker 3: you can for nine nine four four one six five
Speaker 3: cents a text and we'll get you on for ask
Speaker 3: I cut all right. Next, Oh my god, guys, I
Speaker 3: think I've come up with a heist. If you're into
Speaker 3: the fragrance market, like I fragrances in everyone's paying expensive
Speaker 3: money for all these fancy fragrances, I've got a way
Speaker 3: for you to get your favorite scent for free.
Speaker 2: Do you mean a hack not a heist? Because he
Speaker 2: is like a bank robbery.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like that. Actually, when you hear my tip,
Speaker 3: it's quite similar. I hackhis next. I've come up with
Speaker 3: a heist, right, You know how everyone's into fragrances at
Speaker 3: the moment, fancy expensive fragrance.
Speaker 2: When did this become a thing? Again?
Speaker 3: It's TikTok. You know, everyone wants to try. My boyfriend
Speaker 3: Stephen wants this tom Ford cherry fragrance. Beautiful, very nice,
Speaker 3: so expensive. It's expensive fragrance. Anyway, I came up with
Speaker 3: his grand plan to go to a bunch of different
Speaker 3: like fragrance stores at the local shopping center and get
Speaker 3: a ten mil sample at all the different stores. So
Speaker 3: then after five different stores, we got fifty meals and
Speaker 3: then it's free.
Speaker 5: And then what you poured them into something and made
Speaker 5: your own little concoction you could.
Speaker 3: Then you have to buy the bottle. Then you're kind
Speaker 3: of cutting your glasses.
Speaker 4: So then I just the amount of effort that is
Speaker 4: required to do this is to create your like the
Speaker 4: poor man's version of one bottle of perfume, and then
Speaker 4: you have what ten different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you also know you're at the point of
Speaker 3: a relationship that's really comfortable when I'm okay telling him.
Speaker 1: That like that, that's what you want to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because any other boyfriend will be like, hey,
Speaker 3: let me buy you this bak.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 5: You're like, I want to give you the gift you've
Speaker 5: always wanted, but I don't want it enough to pay
Speaker 5: for it.
Speaker 2: So let's go around and steal ten pil which if
Speaker 2: I have said it once, I've said it ten times
Speaker 2: on this show.
Speaker 1: You were retirer, I know. So we got karma got
Speaker 1: it bag because we were at one store. We're at
Speaker 1: a mecca, right, a mecha do gorgeous, They've got everything, right.
Speaker 3: So I was waiting for this lady to get me
Speaker 3: my ten meal sample, which is very demoralizing because all
Speaker 3: they do is get the actual bottle and into this
Speaker 3: little tiny bottle in front of.
Speaker 1: You, do they Yeah, So she's there like.
Speaker 3: This bottle, and Steve and I are wandering around the
Speaker 3: stot trying on all the different samples, and we see
Speaker 3: this like super expensive handcare cream, like your moisturizer, right
Speaker 3: in your hand, and it's in this metal tube, this
Speaker 3: metallic tube. It's like thirty centimeters tall. It's gorgeous. It
Speaker 3: would be a couple hundred bucks. And Stephen says to
Speaker 3: the lady, can I try this? And she goes, it's
Speaker 3: a sample. You can try whatever you want, but I
Speaker 3: don't know if you'd want to try that one. And
Speaker 3: he's like, oh, no, I'll try it. So he gets
Speaker 3: his hand cream and he pulls it all over in
Speaker 3: the back of his palms and you know how you
Speaker 3: get both your palms together, slightening together, moisturized in the
Speaker 3: middle of the store. And then he goes, oh, goys, like, Mitch,
Speaker 3: this is it's like menthol like it's hot and I'm like, oh, really,
Speaker 3: maybe it's like deep heat or something. He's like, no,
Speaker 3: it's like really hot and gritty, like it's exfoliating. He
Speaker 3: goes to the lady, is this exfoliating? Is this getting
Speaker 3: all rid of on my dead skin? And she went, look, no,
Speaker 3: that's toothpaste. He's put toothpaste on his hands in the
Speaker 3: middle of a mecca.
Speaker 2: That is the stupidest thing I've heard.
Speaker 1: It gets worse.
Speaker 3: This lady is store manager, so she freaks out. She's
Speaker 3: clearly just had fresh w hate genness training.
Speaker 1: So she goes, we.
Speaker 3: Need to get the emergency's basin to wash her hands
Speaker 3: because she's afraid that he'll get like the second degree
Speaker 3: coldgate burn or something, so you know, like in the
Speaker 3: chemical factory.
Speaker 1: So they've got the emergency eye wash station.
Speaker 3: She grabs Stephen by the arm, pulls into this and
Speaker 3: washes his hands in the sink and gets all studdy.
Speaker 4: And go in your mouth and on your lips and
Speaker 4: your fine also imagining you just like like being pulled over.
Speaker 4: And all she sees in your bag is all your
Speaker 4: fifteen different samples that you've stolen of your tom Ford perfume.
Speaker 1: That's what I was worried, because we were causing all
Speaker 1: this ruckus.
Speaker 4: And this reminds me of the story girlfriend told recently
Speaker 4: where she went she had a perhaps me're done, and
Speaker 4: like you know they when you have peraps me done,
Speaker 4: they lubricate like the duck billy thing that they stick
Speaker 4: in you, right, And so then she goes afterwards and
Speaker 4: she goes, oh, I'm just gonna use the hand sanitizer,
Speaker 4: and she puts the hand sanitizer on her hands and
Speaker 4: she rubs it in, and then she's like, this hand
Speaker 4: sanitizer won't rub it in. And she's still standing there
Speaker 4: trying to rub it in, and the doctor turned around.
Speaker 4: He goes, sweetheart, that's lubricant.
Speaker 2: That's definitely not going to rub it cut.
Speaker 5: Laugh.
Speaker 1: But remember when you put hairspray on your arm pits.
Speaker 5: And then I put deduran in my hair where I
Speaker 5: got the hairspray and the deodor mixed up.
Speaker 2: I burned my under arms with hairsprayed and they stuck together.
Speaker 3: I'm speaking of chemistry. How's big sale this weekend for
Speaker 3: Father's Day? Next on the show, we're playing a spot
Speaker 3: of Father's Day Bingo.
Speaker 1: We're going to see how well we know our dads.
Speaker 2: I reckon, pretty dad here? Why would you do that?
Speaker 4: Because I'm calling my husband. You guys can call your
Speaker 4: dad's but I'm going to get but I'm not.
Speaker 2: Going, hey daddy. That's what Laura said, my dad, popsicle.
Speaker 1: Let's have this day bingo.
Speaker 5: Next on the pickup, it is time for Father's Day Bingo.
Speaker 5: It is so hard to buy presents, full stop, but
Speaker 5: to buy for your dad. So we thought what we
Speaker 5: would do here is call each of our dads off
Speaker 5: air separately, secretly ask them what they want for Father's Day,
Speaker 5: and then we as an individual, as a loving daughter
Speaker 5: or son, have to guess what they would have wanted,
Speaker 5: like how well do we know our own dads.
Speaker 4: And we're not doing your dad, Laura, Well, we're going
Speaker 4: to do my husband, Yeah, because he is a dad
Speaker 4: and I have to get him a present as well.
Speaker 4: But also this is the I think buying Father's Day
Speaker 4: gifts is the hardest of all the gift giving that
Speaker 4: there is. Women are easy to buy for, there's so
Speaker 4: many options, but when it comes to dads, it's like socks.
Speaker 2: Allow you can throw them, throw them some.
Speaker 5: Perfume or some alcohol, and most of them are happy shirt.
Speaker 3: I wish we had like Father's Day fates like you
Speaker 3: had in primary school as an adult. Remember in primary
Speaker 3: school was sorted for, you had mugs and socks.
Speaker 4: And I still wish I could give my dad just
Speaker 4: like a what are they called a macaroni necklace that
Speaker 4: you painted?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably love that, you know, he'd probably just
Speaker 1: love a text.
Speaker 5: What do you think miss Mark would want for Father's Day?
Speaker 5: He could pick anything, all right.
Speaker 3: Dad would want. He'd just say, I want, I want
Speaker 3: to I want active wear. I want a new walking shirt. Mate,
Speaker 3: just don't want a new walking shirt. Go to Rebel
Speaker 3: Sport and get me a new walking shirt.
Speaker 1: So you're locking that in walking in walking shirt.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see, how are you know?
Speaker 4: Ma?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 7: Can I be naughty or can I be normal?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: You are naughty normally.
Speaker 7: So oh god, i'd love I'd love a walking T shirt.
Speaker 1: No good, come on, I know my dad. I know
Speaker 1: my dad, but you actually got a t get it?
Speaker 3: Batman like father lights like he sweats through the pits
Speaker 3: in those walking shirts. Dad will walk and he's got
Speaker 3: such an under arm chafer that he burns holes through
Speaker 3: his walking shirts.
Speaker 4: I'm impressed that you know him so well. I mean,
Speaker 4: you do live with him and spend all your time
Speaker 4: with him.
Speaker 5: It is also the most generic present makes me happy.
Speaker 4: What would you What do you think Tony Hockley would
Speaker 4: like his father?
Speaker 1: He's a trade he runs a business.
Speaker 2: All to say three answers.
Speaker 4: No, you gotta just pick one or the top one
Speaker 4: toy I'm going.
Speaker 5: To I feel like there's a corny part of my
Speaker 5: dad that would have said something like I would just
Speaker 5: love all my kids to get together and be under
Speaker 5: the one roof. Like that's the corny version that he
Speaker 5: would say. But he's really into his fishing lately, like
Speaker 5: really into his fishing.
Speaker 2: And I can tell by the look on both of
Speaker 2: your faces, I got that wrong.
Speaker 5: I think he would be like a new fishing road
Speaker 5: or something like that, which one you need to look in. No,
Speaker 5: I'm looking the fishing rod in. But I just also
Speaker 5: think he would be corny.
Speaker 1: All right, fishing rod is the fish answer something?
Speaker 2: But what did Tony have to say?
Speaker 7: I would like nothing better than to have all the
Speaker 7: clean to gather up all the kids and grandkids, barbecue lunch,
Speaker 7: maybe somewhere we could able to have a swim, go
Speaker 7: to the beach, sit around, talk just to the fat,
Speaker 7: and enjoy the family for the afternoon.
Speaker 2: I knew my dad would be corny.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The sad part about this is that I had to
Speaker 4: break break it to him that you weren't going home
Speaker 4: for Father's Day and I am the next weekend.
Speaker 2: I'm going home a week late.
Speaker 3: We said that, and he said, yeah, she's going to
Speaker 3: dump the dog Delila or that's true.
Speaker 5: Yea, but that's can I just tell you I know
Speaker 5: my dad well, but that is to a tea.
Speaker 2: All my dad wants. He's the family together all the time.
Speaker 1: It's really mean.
Speaker 3: All right, now it's time for you, Laura Burn, Maddie Jay.
Speaker 3: The nation knows him. You guys felling low on the Bachelor,
Speaker 3: we know your love story.
Speaker 4: I think present shopping is the hardest thing. I do
Speaker 4: not know what he would want. But if I'm going
Speaker 4: to guess, I'm also going to go. Two things I'm
Speaker 4: going to go. I'm okay because one is a gift
Speaker 4: and one is an act of service. One might say
Speaker 4: a punchy.
Speaker 2: Shirt and a special caddle.
Speaker 4: A punchy shirt, like a shirt like alaural shirt or
Speaker 4: like it'd be a floral shirt, or it'll be Budgie Smuggers,
Speaker 4: would be something loud and like, you know, a tire.
Speaker 2: What a special or a special cuddle? You know, an
Speaker 2: adult cuddle from me? A hump he would want me
Speaker 2: to hump it.
Speaker 3: Do you guys not get it on that often that
Speaker 3: it's a gift?
Speaker 2: Yes, every time I do it, it's a gift.
Speaker 3: Mitch, all right, this is Maddie j. This is what
Speaker 3: he wants for Father's Day. Laura has locked in a
Speaker 3: bright shirt or a bright pair of Budgy smugglers, or
Speaker 3: a cuddle.
Speaker 7: You underwear got myself last.
Speaker 2: Forear you underwear? Who is that man? He doesn't even
Speaker 2: want a special cuddle. No, he said he pood his
Speaker 2: pants last week, so he need you. Did he say that?
Speaker 7: Actually underwear got myself last week?
Speaker 1: Shut himself last Yeah he did.
Speaker 2: I thought he said he bought them last week. My
Speaker 2: husband just came on radio and said he shot himself
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. You guys need some therapy, clear.
Speaker 2: I agree. I absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Well, it's an happy Father's Day to all that celebrate
Speaker 3: this weekend. Enjoy yourself by your dad. Trust your gut.
Speaker 3: That's what we learned from this.
Speaker 1: Trust your gut.
Speaker 2: Don't trust Laura but not Lauris Carr. It's you got
Speaker 2: I or maths.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: But also it's such a beautiful day, Like I think
Speaker 4: it's really nice that you get to celebrate the important
Speaker 4: men in your life.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so go and get them something expect daddy.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go. Goodbye,