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<v Speaker 1>Good pickup, Laura, come on in. Hello, Happy Thursday girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello everyone, Hi Laura.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had the most stressful day I think of my

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<v Speaker 3>adult life today.

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<v Speaker 2>But why do I feel like that's a gross exaggeration.

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<v Speaker 1>It's real. Guess what's happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I woke up, I did my skin care, I had

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<v Speaker 3>a shower, washed my hair, and I styled it with

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<v Speaker 3>my blow dryer, and I could see something sticking out

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<v Speaker 3>of the top. And I do this every day, and

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, what is that of fiberglass or something? So

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<v Speaker 3>I as closely came to the mirror and I look

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<v Speaker 3>in and I'm very young and youthful, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is when my shock comes in. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a gray hair, just one Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>No one sympathizes with this, No one, I do. Have

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<v Speaker 4>you never had a gray hair? Now your hair is colored?

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<v Speaker 4>You couldn't tell anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never had.

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<v Speaker 1>A gray No.

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<v Speaker 3>The level with me is my first baby's first gray,

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<v Speaker 3>baby's first gray.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait until it's in your pubs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a rider. Does it happen? Of course it happens.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean Your hair in your head goes gray,

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<v Speaker 4>The hair on your beard gray first, and then the

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<v Speaker 4>hair in your par.

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you actually have gray hairs?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have gray pubes yet, but Matt does. My husband,

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<v Speaker 4>he's got a couple of gray pews.

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<v Speaker 2>He's devo.

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<v Speaker 1>Gray pubes.

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<v Speaker 5>It's okay, it's a rite of passage. We all have grays,

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<v Speaker 5>we all go gray at some point. Just pluck it out.

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<v Speaker 5>If it were no.

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<v Speaker 1>I googled it and it said if you pluck it,

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<v Speaker 1>more grow and it's spot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's definitely what I've been experiencing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've got cub No, I've got who cares? No

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<v Speaker 2>gray in your beard?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>So just one, just one on the top of my

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<v Speaker 2>quick you can color that one hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I pulled it out. I burned it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to look at it as too, I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>learning experience.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, look coming up something more important than

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<v Speaker 4>gray hairs. We have to do a very important segment,

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<v Speaker 4>and that is where we answer your deep, dark and

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<v Speaker 4>burning questions. And we have someone who was asked the question,

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<v Speaker 4>is it okay to have adult time with your partner

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<v Speaker 4>when your kid is asleep in the same room?

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<v Speaker 2>Sexy time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, good bet.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's going to be very polarizing one stick

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<v Speaker 2>around for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so too. That's next here at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show. I be Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>It is time for this, everybody. We do it every

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<v Speaker 3>single Thursday. Ask Uncut.

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<v Speaker 4>So our dun Cut is where you guys call up

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<v Speaker 4>with your biggest, deep, as dark as problems and even

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<v Speaker 4>though we have absolutely no qualifications, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Do our best to answer them.

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<v Speaker 4>We try, we do, and we do it every Thursday

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<v Speaker 4>on Life on Cut podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we have Brie on the line.

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<v Speaker 4>Brie, you're having an issue with your husband where recently

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<v Speaker 4>you went on holidays and he wanted to do something

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<v Speaker 4>with the kids in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you give us a bit of information on that?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So we were on holiday and here we didn't

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<v Speaker 6>we didn't. We weren't intimate because I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want to be intimate with our kids just sleeping in

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<v Speaker 6>the room. He thinks it's okay to do it when

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<v Speaker 6>they're asleep. I just don't know. I'm not okay with it?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you okay with it?

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<v Speaker 5>I do not want to be in the room you

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<v Speaker 5>guys are doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to watch that.

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<v Speaker 2>How far away are the kids in the room?

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<v Speaker 6>We could see them like tense.

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<v Speaker 2>They're asleep though I'm guessing obviously not yet.

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<v Speaker 6>I just don't feel comfortable and it got so tense.

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<v Speaker 2>Understandably, How old are your kids?

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<v Speaker 6>Two and four?

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<v Speaker 7>Four?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry? No, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>So what you're saying is that you guys are going

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<v Speaker 4>on holidays, You're staying in a one bedroom hotel. You

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<v Speaker 4>and your partner are probably in the main bed, and

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<v Speaker 4>then your kids are in the single beds.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Like they're they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously just in a big room together, so they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, you're not eighteen, like god, a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's an.

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<v Speaker 3>Age not me.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, yeah, it's my partner and we're like, we're

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<v Speaker 6>going away again at Christmas, and he wants to book

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<v Speaker 6>another room. I don't want them in another room. I

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<v Speaker 6>don't want to put them in another room too.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I mean I think that that's probably the best decision.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if you're gonna go around holidays, you have to.

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<v Speaker 4>When you've got two kids and one of them is

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<v Speaker 4>going to be five potentially by that time, I think

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<v Speaker 4>that the only solution is to try and book a

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<v Speaker 4>place that's got two bedrooms, or at least it's got

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<v Speaker 4>an interconnecting lounge room or something. Yeah, because I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that there's a grace period when kids are

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<v Speaker 4>really really little, like they're in a bassinet little and

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<v Speaker 4>they're asleep, and they are you know, too young to

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<v Speaker 4>even comprehend what's going on. But if your kid can

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<v Speaker 4>walk and talk and remember stuff, then there's absolutely no

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<v Speaker 4>way I'd be risking getting down and dirty in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bedroom with the kids in there. It's just weird.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And also what happened to kids club?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, can't you just drop the kids off down a

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<v Speaker 3>kid's club at the n overtel and then you get

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<v Speaker 3>an hour to yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't do one am kids club?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you can't do it at night. Do it

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, if you are going to do it at night,

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<v Speaker 4>can you just like get in the shower or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'll shut the door and go into another room.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's that's a really good idea. And in the day.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe we'll just have days next on holiday?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where are the kids solved?

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<v Speaker 1>Her a problem?

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<v Speaker 3>Next? Guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Showering kids club?

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<v Speaker 4>This is I mean, I look, I understand the conundrum,

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<v Speaker 4>but for me, four year old jeez.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's not even a question. That's no strong.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been quite quiet. You think it's okay? Do you You

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to say it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't. I think it's obvious.

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<v Speaker 5>I think if your kid can remember, you can't do

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<v Speaker 5>it all for keep it in your pants and stay

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<v Speaker 5>but she get home and have some privacy.

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<v Speaker 4>You also just can't bank on the fact that they're

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<v Speaker 4>going to stay asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the point. Yeah, that's all right, that's.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly my thoughts. So thank you for agreeing with me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's all right. There you go enjoy the shower,

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<v Speaker 1>BA your husband.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, if you want to get in touch with this,

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<v Speaker 3>you can for nine nine four four one six five

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<v Speaker 3>cents a text and we'll get you on for ask

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<v Speaker 3>I cut all right. Next, Oh my god, guys, I

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<v Speaker 3>think I've come up with a heist. If you're into

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<v Speaker 3>the fragrance market, like I fragrances in everyone's paying expensive

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<v Speaker 3>money for all these fancy fragrances, I've got a way

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<v Speaker 3>for you to get your favorite scent for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you mean a hack not a heist? Because he

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<v Speaker 2>is like a bank robbery.

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<v Speaker 3>That's kind of like that. Actually, when you hear my tip,

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<v Speaker 3>it's quite similar. I hackhis next. I've come up with

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<v Speaker 3>a heist, right, You know how everyone's into fragrances at

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<v Speaker 3>the moment, fancy expensive fragrance.

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<v Speaker 2>When did this become a thing? Again?

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<v Speaker 3>It's TikTok. You know, everyone wants to try. My boyfriend

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<v Speaker 3>Stephen wants this tom Ford cherry fragrance. Beautiful, very nice,

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<v Speaker 3>so expensive. It's expensive fragrance. Anyway, I came up with

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<v Speaker 3>his grand plan to go to a bunch of different

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<v Speaker 3>like fragrance stores at the local shopping center and get

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<v Speaker 3>a ten mil sample at all the different stores. So

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<v Speaker 3>then after five different stores, we got fifty meals and

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<v Speaker 3>then it's free.

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<v Speaker 5>And then what you poured them into something and made

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<v Speaker 5>your own little concoction you could.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you have to buy the bottle. Then you're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of cutting your glasses.

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<v Speaker 4>So then I just the amount of effort that is

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<v Speaker 4>required to do this is to create your like the

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<v Speaker 4>poor man's version of one bottle of perfume, and then

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<v Speaker 4>you have what ten different.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you also know you're at the point of

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<v Speaker 3>a relationship that's really comfortable when I'm okay telling him.

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<v Speaker 1>That like that, that's what you want to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, because any other boyfriend will be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>let me buy you this bak.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>You're like, I want to give you the gift you've

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<v Speaker 5>always wanted, but I don't want it enough to pay

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<v Speaker 5>for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's go around and steal ten pil which if

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<v Speaker 2>I have said it once, I've said it ten times

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<v Speaker 2>on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>You were retirer, I know. So we got karma got

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<v Speaker 1>it bag because we were at one store. We're at

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<v Speaker 1>a mecca, right, a mecha do gorgeous, They've got everything, right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was waiting for this lady to get me

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<v Speaker 3>my ten meal sample, which is very demoralizing because all

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<v Speaker 3>they do is get the actual bottle and into this

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<v Speaker 3>little tiny bottle in front of.

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<v Speaker 1>You, do they Yeah, So she's there like.

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<v Speaker 3>This bottle, and Steve and I are wandering around the

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<v Speaker 3>stot trying on all the different samples, and we see

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<v Speaker 3>this like super expensive handcare cream, like your moisturizer, right

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<v Speaker 3>in your hand, and it's in this metal tube, this

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<v Speaker 3>metallic tube. It's like thirty centimeters tall. It's gorgeous. It

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<v Speaker 3>would be a couple hundred bucks. And Stephen says to

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<v Speaker 3>the lady, can I try this? And she goes, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a sample. You can try whatever you want, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if you'd want to try that one. And

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, oh, no, I'll try it. So he gets

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<v Speaker 3>his hand cream and he pulls it all over in

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<v Speaker 3>the back of his palms and you know how you

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<v Speaker 3>get both your palms together, slightening together, moisturized in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the store. And then he goes, oh, goys, like, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 3>this is it's like menthol like it's hot and I'm like, oh, really,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe it's like deep heat or something. He's like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like really hot and gritty, like it's exfoliating. He

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<v Speaker 3>goes to the lady, is this exfoliating? Is this getting

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<v Speaker 3>all rid of on my dead skin? And she went, look, no,

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<v Speaker 3>that's toothpaste. He's put toothpaste on his hands in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of a mecca.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the stupidest thing I've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>It gets worse.

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<v Speaker 3>This lady is store manager, so she freaks out. She's

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<v Speaker 3>clearly just had fresh w hate genness training.

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<v Speaker 1>So she goes, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to get the emergency's basin to wash her hands

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<v Speaker 3>because she's afraid that he'll get like the second degree

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<v Speaker 3>coldgate burn or something, so you know, like in the

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<v Speaker 3>chemical factory.

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<v Speaker 1>So they've got the emergency eye wash station.

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<v Speaker 3>She grabs Stephen by the arm, pulls into this and

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<v Speaker 3>washes his hands in the sink and gets all studdy.

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<v Speaker 4>And go in your mouth and on your lips and

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<v Speaker 4>your fine also imagining you just like like being pulled over.

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<v Speaker 4>And all she sees in your bag is all your

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<v Speaker 4>fifteen different samples that you've stolen of your tom Ford perfume.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was worried, because we were causing all

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<v Speaker 1>this ruckus.

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<v Speaker 4>And this reminds me of the story girlfriend told recently

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<v Speaker 4>where she went she had a perhaps me're done, and

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<v Speaker 4>like you know they when you have peraps me done,

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<v Speaker 4>they lubricate like the duck billy thing that they stick

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<v Speaker 4>in you, right, And so then she goes afterwards and

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<v Speaker 4>she goes, oh, I'm just gonna use the hand sanitizer,

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<v Speaker 4>and she puts the hand sanitizer on her hands and

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<v Speaker 4>she rubs it in, and then she's like, this hand

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<v Speaker 4>sanitizer won't rub it in. And she's still standing there

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<v Speaker 4>trying to rub it in, and the doctor turned around.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, sweetheart, that's lubricant.

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<v Speaker 2>That's definitely not going to rub it cut.

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<v Speaker 5>Laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>But remember when you put hairspray on your arm pits.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I put deduran in my hair where I

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<v Speaker 5>got the hairspray and the deodor mixed up.

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<v Speaker 2>I burned my under arms with hairsprayed and they stuck together.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm speaking of chemistry. How's big sale this weekend for

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<v Speaker 3>Father's Day? Next on the show, we're playing a spot

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<v Speaker 3>of Father's Day Bingo.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to see how well we know our dads.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, pretty dad here? Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I'm calling my husband. You guys can call your

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<v Speaker 4>dad's but I'm going to get but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Going, hey daddy. That's what Laura said, my dad, popsicle.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's have this day bingo.

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<v Speaker 5>Next on the pickup, it is time for Father's Day Bingo.

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<v Speaker 5>It is so hard to buy presents, full stop, but

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<v Speaker 5>to buy for your dad. So we thought what we

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<v Speaker 5>would do here is call each of our dads off

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<v Speaker 5>air separately, secretly ask them what they want for Father's Day,

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<v Speaker 5>and then we as an individual, as a loving daughter

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<v Speaker 5>or son, have to guess what they would have wanted,

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<v Speaker 5>like how well do we know our own dads.

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<v Speaker 4>And we're not doing your dad, Laura, Well, we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to do my husband, Yeah, because he is a dad

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<v Speaker 4>and I have to get him a present as well.

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<v Speaker 4>But also this is the I think buying Father's Day

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<v Speaker 4>gifts is the hardest of all the gift giving that

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<v Speaker 4>there is. Women are easy to buy for, there's so

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<v Speaker 4>many options, but when it comes to dads, it's like socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Allow you can throw them, throw them some.

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<v Speaker 5>Perfume or some alcohol, and most of them are happy shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish we had like Father's Day fates like you

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<v Speaker 3>had in primary school as an adult. Remember in primary

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<v Speaker 3>school was sorted for, you had mugs and socks.

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<v Speaker 4>And I still wish I could give my dad just

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<v Speaker 4>like a what are they called a macaroni necklace that

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<v Speaker 4>you painted?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you probably love that, you know, he'd probably just

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<v Speaker 1>love a text.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think miss Mark would want for Father's Day?

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<v Speaker 5>He could pick anything, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad would want. He'd just say, I want, I want

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<v Speaker 3>to I want active wear. I want a new walking shirt. Mate,

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<v Speaker 3>just don't want a new walking shirt. Go to Rebel

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<v Speaker 3>Sport and get me a new walking shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're locking that in walking in walking shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's see, how are you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Ma?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure?

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<v Speaker 7>Can I be naughty or can I be normal?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You are naughty normally.

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<v Speaker 7>So oh god, i'd love I'd love a walking T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>No good, come on, I know my dad. I know

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<v Speaker 1>my dad, but you actually got a t get it?

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<v Speaker 3>Batman like father lights like he sweats through the pits

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<v Speaker 3>in those walking shirts. Dad will walk and he's got

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<v Speaker 3>such an under arm chafer that he burns holes through

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<v Speaker 3>his walking shirts.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm impressed that you know him so well. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you do live with him and spend all your time

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<v Speaker 4>with him.

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<v Speaker 5>It is also the most generic present makes me happy.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you What do you think Tony Hockley would

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<v Speaker 4>like his father?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a trade he runs a business.

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<v Speaker 2>All to say three answers.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you gotta just pick one or the top one

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<v Speaker 4>toy I'm going.

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<v Speaker 5>To I feel like there's a corny part of my

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<v Speaker 5>dad that would have said something like I would just

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<v Speaker 5>love all my kids to get together and be under

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<v Speaker 5>the one roof. Like that's the corny version that he

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<v Speaker 5>would say. But he's really into his fishing lately, like

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<v Speaker 5>really into his fishing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can tell by the look on both of

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<v Speaker 2>your faces, I got that wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>I think he would be like a new fishing road

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<v Speaker 5>or something like that, which one you need to look in. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm looking the fishing rod in. But I just also

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<v Speaker 5>think he would be corny.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, fishing rod is the fish answer something?

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<v Speaker 2>But what did Tony have to say?

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<v Speaker 7>I would like nothing better than to have all the

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<v Speaker 7>clean to gather up all the kids and grandkids, barbecue lunch,

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<v Speaker 7>maybe somewhere we could able to have a swim, go

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<v Speaker 7>to the beach, sit around, talk just to the fat,

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<v Speaker 7>and enjoy the family for the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew my dad would be corny.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The sad part about this is that I had to

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<v Speaker 4>break break it to him that you weren't going home

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<v Speaker 4>for Father's Day and I am the next weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going home a week late.

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<v Speaker 3>We said that, and he said, yeah, she's going to

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<v Speaker 3>dump the dog Delila or that's true.

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<v Speaker 5>Yea, but that's can I just tell you I know

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<v Speaker 5>my dad well, but that is to a tea.

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<v Speaker 2>All my dad wants. He's the family together all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really mean.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, now it's time for you, Laura Burn, Maddie Jay.

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<v Speaker 3>The nation knows him. You guys felling low on the Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 3>we know your love story.

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<v Speaker 4>I think present shopping is the hardest thing. I do

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<v Speaker 4>not know what he would want. But if I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to guess, I'm also going to go. Two things I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to go. I'm okay because one is a gift

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<v Speaker 4>and one is an act of service. One might say

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<v Speaker 4>a punchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Shirt and a special caddle.

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<v Speaker 4>A punchy shirt, like a shirt like alaural shirt or

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<v Speaker 4>like it'd be a floral shirt, or it'll be Budgie Smuggers,

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<v Speaker 4>would be something loud and like, you know, a tire.

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<v Speaker 2>What a special or a special cuddle? You know, an

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<v Speaker 2>adult cuddle from me? A hump he would want me

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<v Speaker 2>to hump it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys not get it on that often that

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<v Speaker 3>it's a gift?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, every time I do it, it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch, all right, this is Maddie j. This is what

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<v Speaker 3>he wants for Father's Day. Laura has locked in a

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<v Speaker 3>bright shirt or a bright pair of Budgy smugglers, or

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<v Speaker 3>a cuddle.

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<v Speaker 7>You underwear got myself last.

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<v Speaker 2>Forear you underwear? Who is that man? He doesn't even

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<v Speaker 2>want a special cuddle. No, he said he pood his

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<v Speaker 2>pants last week, so he need you. Did he say that?

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<v Speaker 7>Actually underwear got myself last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut himself last Yeah he did.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he said he bought them last week. My

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<v Speaker 2>husband just came on radio and said he shot himself

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<v Speaker 2>last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he did. You guys need some therapy, clear.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree. I absolutely agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's an happy Father's Day to all that celebrate

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<v Speaker 3>this weekend. Enjoy yourself by your dad. Trust your gut.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what we learned from this.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust your gut.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't trust Laura but not Lauris Carr. It's you got

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<v Speaker 2>I or maths.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 4>But also it's such a beautiful day, Like I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's really nice that you get to celebrate the important

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<v Speaker 4>men in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so go and get them something expect daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go. Goodbye,