WEBVTT - MINI: Never Pay For A Flight Again

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So tomorrow it is the census. Has everyone on this

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<v Speaker 1>team done it already? No, I've been waiting like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for tomorrow night to do it. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>take part in some of that. We're all doing at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. So it's the Australian Census tomorrow night,

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow morning on the show, we're doing our alternative census

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<v Speaker 1>that we're calling the senseless Census.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about the small stuff. Let's talk about.

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<v Speaker 4>You and me.

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<v Speaker 3>Does the tomatos us go in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bridge author entry?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. Let's sense the census.

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<v Speaker 4>You you screw that up? It's sood sorry what the senseless? Senseless?

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<v Speaker 3>Senseless, the senseless sense senselessness. It's so hot, it's lip smackingless.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, see, Patsy did it. First of all, we'd have

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<v Speaker 4>to get pats to dub that. In the last week's

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<v Speaker 4>Cisco tripped you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Salt and Pepper, you want to patch a bad form,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to sing a song for a listener.

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<v Speaker 4>This week. I do need a big you need a

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<v Speaker 4>big w all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the questions so far we're compiling the seven

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<v Speaker 1>questions we're going to ask Tomorrownie one every thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>We want you all had us as well to answer

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, beginning to mind on at six

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<v Speaker 1>a m. Toilet paper over or under? What's the weirdest

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<v Speaker 1>sing in your freezer? Palmel or schnitty that really kicks

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<v Speaker 1>off Friday? You opened a can of works? What was

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite age? And do you have the fries before

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<v Speaker 1>a burger or after Riyeah?

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<v Speaker 4>You got some more questions I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys cut your toast diagonally or vertically down

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<v Speaker 2>the middle?

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<v Speaker 4>Always down the middle for toast?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Which is diagonally because I think they taste better?

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<v Speaker 3>I do both? You did both? I do both? Depends

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<v Speaker 3>what sort of mood on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the diagonal is a lot classier than the straight

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<v Speaker 2>down the brutish.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yeah, I've got someone here. What's your useless superpower?

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<v Speaker 1>And what do you think you could talk about for

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes with no preparation? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I could easy?

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<v Speaker 1>I could easy well, Jason Statham's movies easily, John Wick's movies,

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<v Speaker 1>the John Wick Movies, the franchise easily for ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>probably go longer as well. PASSI what do you think

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<v Speaker 1>you could talk for seriously ten minutes with no preparation about.

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<v Speaker 3>He could?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I absolutely came.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you what's new this week in home,

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<v Speaker 2>in living, in every single thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go there today again.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we shoure to listen to a feature.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually we'll be test listeners who say that they can

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<v Speaker 1>do something, and then we give them sixty seconds and

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<v Speaker 1>off you go. They've got to speak with no hesitation

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<v Speaker 1>about whatever they do. No no hesitation, no pausing. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got to just go about whatever you say you could

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<v Speaker 1>talk about. Ifact try this right now, seriously, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you could talk about with no preparation for

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes? We're going to put sixty seconds on the

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<v Speaker 1>clock and try and see if you can keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, we're looking for your alternative census questions. We

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<v Speaker 1>could be asking the nation questions like do you prefer

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<v Speaker 1>meat pies or sausage rolls?

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<v Speaker 4>Sausage draws controversial?

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<v Speaker 3>H I think me pie? Yeah, definitely?

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what separates us there? Which part the

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<v Speaker 4>hemisphere north?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you guys are big pie people.

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<v Speaker 2>We are.

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<v Speaker 1>We love a pie, We love a pie. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>a proper pie. The ones you like, those are already

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<v Speaker 1>biddy ones.

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<v Speaker 2>You like eel pie, Isn't it's tick Van Dyke?

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<v Speaker 1>You watched me nineteen seventies movies Mary Poppins, Christian A

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<v Speaker 1>question for the censors. This is a great one from Linda,

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<v Speaker 1>window or aisle seat on a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Window or I would go, I like to get up

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<v Speaker 2>and walk around like a window.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Is that because you always sleep on it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, just because it's it feels further away from all

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<v Speaker 3>the great unwashed plane like you can kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of just.

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<v Speaker 4>Great. So you mean I'd just like to be humanity.

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<v Speaker 3>It's far apart from people on a plane as possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Just like it the whole team this went.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, don't touch my leg, don't do not brush

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<v Speaker 3>my hand, just stay away of me. Peasant hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I just get my bb mask going

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<v Speaker 1>forced to fly wrecks.

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<v Speaker 3>Feel like I've got more space.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what of the great Unwashed?

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<v Speaker 3>Got to say?

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<v Speaker 4>If we speach the great unwashed? Well, part of the

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<v Speaker 4>Great Unwashed.

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<v Speaker 1>All right now, one of the questions I want thinking about,

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<v Speaker 1>what could you speak about for ten minutes with zero

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<v Speaker 1>preparation and intern Pete said straight away airline point Systems.

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<v Speaker 2>That right, Pete, Yeah, Airline Point Systems absolutely love it.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I've got sixty seconds on the clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I understand this?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just premise by saying if I if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand anything, feel free to pipe in quickly because

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<v Speaker 2>there is a lot of information when it comes to I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a friend of mine who hacks this system, probably

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<v Speaker 1>like you then, Pete, and gets free flights everywhere. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know how he does it. Wow, yeh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a big thing that most people don't know about.

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<v Speaker 3>This is going to be my forward cellar.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end, I'm going to tell you how I've

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<v Speaker 2>never paid for a flight for almost fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh ever, full stop?

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<v Speaker 4>What yeah, yeah, this is similar to my friend. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know what they do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's there's a lot of different ways to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got an attention now. And to tell you who's

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<v Speaker 1>also listened to this right now? The great unwashed?

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<v Speaker 3>They are.

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<v Speaker 4>So nobody sitting.

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<v Speaker 1>There I please, if you ever want to play next

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<v Speaker 1>to Patsy, make sure you start mouth breathing all over.

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<v Speaker 3>Please.

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<v Speaker 4>Dang all right, Pete, your time starts now.

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<v Speaker 2>In Australia, there's two main apps you need. One is

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<v Speaker 2>the Coals app. One is the woolworth app. Coals is

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<v Speaker 2>connected to fly Bys, which is connected to Velocity via

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<v Speaker 2>Virgin Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Woolworths is connected to Quantas.

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<v Speaker 2>So anytime you are shopping at any supermarket whatsoever, they

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<v Speaker 2>connect to those airline points. You need to go on

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<v Speaker 2>those apps regularly and you need to boost the sales

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<v Speaker 2>that they've got on there. So if you want a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of coriander, they might have triple points. This is

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<v Speaker 2>where these things start really adding up. But the key

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<v Speaker 2>thing in life is to be on the social committee

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<v Speaker 2>in any workplace. Be on the social committee when they

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<v Speaker 2>had the big barbecues once a month, or events, or

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<v Speaker 2>it is you cash in on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Groceries that are brought.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason why I say this is so important this

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<v Speaker 2>is insert this into your football clubs, any clubs you're

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<v Speaker 2>involving in right And the reason why I did this

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<v Speaker 2>because at AARN we have over seventy radio stations, which

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<v Speaker 2>meant on stage we had seventy different wool Worse accounts.

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<v Speaker 3>I put my rewards account number on all of those.

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<v Speaker 3>We haven't paid for flight for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>However, I did get undone about a year ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>now I can no longer put the.

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<v Speaker 4>Did commit fraud?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean incredible, you already did nail it with no

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<v Speaker 1>preparation first or that is so interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, honestly, the key is really be the guy that

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<v Speaker 2>goes and gets the supermarket when there's got to be

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<v Speaker 2>bowl corners.

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<v Speaker 4>Is identity fraud.

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<v Speaker 3>In the details?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, we your're you know what you are? Your your

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<v Speaker 4>point maxing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you, will so many more tips. I could

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<v Speaker 2>do a podcast on this all day. I reckon one day. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>there's so much this people would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Well done, Pete Christian O'Connell s go on podcast