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Speaker 1: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. All right,
Speaker 1: So tomorrow it is the census. Has everyone on this
Speaker 1: team done it already? No, I've been waiting like I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for tomorrow night to do it. I want to
Speaker 1: take part in some of that. We're all doing at
Speaker 1: the same time. So it's the Australian Census tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning on the show, we're doing our alternative census
Speaker 1: that we're calling the senseless Census.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about the small stuff. Let's talk about.
Speaker 4: You and me.
Speaker 3: Does the tomatos us go in the.
Speaker 2: Bridge author entry?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Let's sense the census.
Speaker 4: You you screw that up? It's sood sorry what the senseless? Senseless?
Speaker 3: Senseless, the senseless sense senselessness. It's so hot, it's lip smackingless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see, Patsy did it. First of all, we'd have
Speaker 4: to get pats to dub that. In the last week's
Speaker 4: Cisco tripped you up.
Speaker 1: Now, Salt and Pepper, you want to patch a bad form,
Speaker 1: You've got to sing a song for a listener.
Speaker 4: This week. I do need a big you need a
Speaker 4: big w all right?
Speaker 1: Some of the questions so far we're compiling the seven
Speaker 1: questions we're going to ask Tomorrownie one every thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: We want you all had us as well to answer
Speaker 1: at the same time, beginning to mind on at six
Speaker 1: a m. Toilet paper over or under? What's the weirdest
Speaker 1: sing in your freezer? Palmel or schnitty that really kicks
Speaker 1: off Friday? You opened a can of works? What was
Speaker 1: your favorite age? And do you have the fries before
Speaker 1: a burger or after Riyeah?
Speaker 4: You got some more questions I do?
Speaker 2: Do you guys cut your toast diagonally or vertically down
Speaker 2: the middle?
Speaker 4: Always down the middle for toast?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: Which is diagonally because I think they taste better?
Speaker 3: I do both? You did both? I do both? Depends
Speaker 3: what sort of mood on me.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel.
Speaker 2: Like the diagonal is a lot classier than the straight
Speaker 2: down the brutish.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, I've got someone here. What's your useless superpower?
Speaker 1: And what do you think you could talk about for
Speaker 1: ten minutes with no preparation? Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow, I could easy?
Speaker 1: I could easy well, Jason Statham's movies easily, John Wick's movies,
Speaker 1: the John Wick Movies, the franchise easily for ten minutes,
Speaker 1: probably go longer as well. PASSI what do you think
Speaker 1: you could talk for seriously ten minutes with no preparation about.
Speaker 3: He could?
Speaker 4: Yes, I absolutely came.
Speaker 2: I can tell you what's new this week in home,
Speaker 2: in living, in every single thing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go there today again.
Speaker 4: Maybe we shoure to listen to a feature.
Speaker 1: Actually we'll be test listeners who say that they can
Speaker 1: do something, and then we give them sixty seconds and
Speaker 1: off you go. They've got to speak with no hesitation
Speaker 1: about whatever they do. No no hesitation, no pausing. You've
Speaker 1: got to just go about whatever you say you could
Speaker 1: talk about. Ifact try this right now, seriously, what do
Speaker 1: you think you could talk about with no preparation for
Speaker 1: ten minutes? We're going to put sixty seconds on the
Speaker 1: clock and try and see if you can keep going.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're looking for your alternative census questions. We
Speaker 1: could be asking the nation questions like do you prefer
Speaker 1: meat pies or sausage rolls?
Speaker 4: Sausage draws controversial?
Speaker 3: H I think me pie? Yeah, definitely?
Speaker 4: And you know what separates us there? Which part the
Speaker 4: hemisphere north?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thought you guys are big pie people.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 1: We love a pie, We love a pie. But that's
Speaker 1: a proper pie. The ones you like, those are already
Speaker 1: biddy ones.
Speaker 2: You like eel pie, Isn't it's tick Van Dyke?
Speaker 1: You watched me nineteen seventies movies Mary Poppins, Christian A
Speaker 1: question for the censors. This is a great one from Linda,
Speaker 1: window or aisle seat on a plane.
Speaker 2: Window or I would go, I like to get up
Speaker 2: and walk around like a window.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Is that because you always sleep on it?
Speaker 3: No, just because it's it feels further away from all
Speaker 3: the great unwashed plane like you can kind.
Speaker 2: Of just.
Speaker 4: Great. So you mean I'd just like to be humanity.
Speaker 3: It's far apart from people on a plane as possible.
Speaker 4: Just like it the whole team this went.
Speaker 3: It's like, don't touch my leg, don't do not brush
Speaker 3: my hand, just stay away of me. Peasant hair.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just get my bb mask going
Speaker 1: forced to fly wrecks.
Speaker 3: Feel like I've got more space.
Speaker 4: Okay, what of the great Unwashed?
Speaker 3: Got to say?
Speaker 4: If we speach the great unwashed? Well, part of the
Speaker 4: Great Unwashed.
Speaker 1: All right now, one of the questions I want thinking about,
Speaker 1: what could you speak about for ten minutes with zero
Speaker 1: preparation and intern Pete said straight away airline point Systems.
Speaker 2: That right, Pete, Yeah, Airline Point Systems absolutely love it.
Speaker 4: All right, I've got sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I understand this?
Speaker 2: Can I just premise by saying if I if you
Speaker 2: don't understand anything, feel free to pipe in quickly because
Speaker 2: there is a lot of information when it comes to I've.
Speaker 1: Got a friend of mine who hacks this system, probably
Speaker 1: like you then, Pete, and gets free flights everywhere. I
Speaker 1: don't even know how he does it. Wow, yeh, it's
Speaker 1: a big thing that most people don't know about.
Speaker 3: This is going to be my forward cellar.
Speaker 2: At the end, I'm going to tell you how I've
Speaker 2: never paid for a flight for almost fifteen years.
Speaker 3: Oh ever, full stop?
Speaker 4: What yeah, yeah, this is similar to my friend. I
Speaker 4: don't know what they do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's there's a lot of different ways to do it.
Speaker 1: He's got an attention now. And to tell you who's
Speaker 1: also listened to this right now? The great unwashed?
Speaker 3: They are.
Speaker 4: So nobody sitting.
Speaker 1: There I please, if you ever want to play next
Speaker 1: to Patsy, make sure you start mouth breathing all over.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 4: Dang all right, Pete, your time starts now.
Speaker 2: In Australia, there's two main apps you need. One is
Speaker 2: the Coals app. One is the woolworth app. Coals is
Speaker 2: connected to fly Bys, which is connected to Velocity via
Speaker 2: Virgin Australia.
Speaker 3: Woolworths is connected to Quantas.
Speaker 2: So anytime you are shopping at any supermarket whatsoever, they
Speaker 2: connect to those airline points. You need to go on
Speaker 2: those apps regularly and you need to boost the sales
Speaker 2: that they've got on there. So if you want a
Speaker 2: bunch of coriander, they might have triple points. This is
Speaker 2: where these things start really adding up. But the key
Speaker 2: thing in life is to be on the social committee
Speaker 2: in any workplace. Be on the social committee when they
Speaker 2: had the big barbecues once a month, or events, or
Speaker 2: it is you cash in on the.
Speaker 3: Groceries that are brought.
Speaker 2: The reason why I say this is so important this
Speaker 2: is insert this into your football clubs, any clubs you're
Speaker 2: involving in right And the reason why I did this
Speaker 2: because at AARN we have over seventy radio stations, which
Speaker 2: meant on stage we had seventy different wool Worse accounts.
Speaker 3: I put my rewards account number on all of those.
Speaker 3: We haven't paid for flight for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: However, I did get undone about a year ago, and
Speaker 2: now I can no longer put the.
Speaker 4: Did commit fraud?
Speaker 1: I mean incredible, you already did nail it with no
Speaker 1: preparation first or that is so interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, the key is really be the guy that
Speaker 2: goes and gets the supermarket when there's got to be
Speaker 2: bowl corners.
Speaker 4: Is identity fraud.
Speaker 3: In the details?
Speaker 4: Wow, we your're you know what you are? Your your
Speaker 4: point maxing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, will so many more tips. I could
Speaker 2: do a podcast on this all day. I reckon one day. Honestly,
Speaker 2: there's so much this people would love that.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Well done, Pete Christian O'Connell s go on podcast