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Speaker 1: Alrighty, so Woods, Yes, I think a piece from the

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Speaker 1: show today which I think is probably worth talking about

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Speaker 1: it behind the scenes is well, I was going to

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Speaker 1: more specifically, you pretzeling.

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Speaker 2: Yourself in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: And your ex girlfriend like here, so you.

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Speaker 2: Pinched a razor, which is you know, a big no no.

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Speaker 1: I imagine for all women's frustration number one, they've got

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Speaker 1: one razor.

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Speaker 2: It's for their legs, needs to be sharp.

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Speaker 1: Men classically unorganized also use it for a bit of maintenance.

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Speaker 3: It's just sitting there in the shower.

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Speaker 2: But I'm normally guarded. It's utguarded. That's right. It's all

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Speaker 2: as far as it's a razor.

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Speaker 1: In the shower in a relationship, it has to be

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Speaker 1: considered fair game. But I would consider it fair game

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Speaker 1: in a shower context, which I think is a little

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Speaker 1: bit cleaner, and a shower context often, you know, is

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Speaker 1: more of a used for things which are visible.

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Speaker 2: You, on the other hand, took the raiser outside.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was outside, so I for a while

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Speaker 4: had been considering, Yeah, shaving my bottom. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 4: into the reasons why. I just wanted to see what

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Speaker 4: it'd feel like.

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Speaker 2: We're not talking the peach here either.

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Speaker 4: Now we're talking, we're talking crack, so we're talking. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so I knew I wanted to do that, And.

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Speaker 1: I was to say, like dangerous areas like for me,

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Speaker 1: just just dangerous, but just like you can't see anything totally,

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Speaker 1: but you know that ski like you've a bit of

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Speaker 1: fear there.

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Speaker 4: But that's sort of added to the excitement in my eyes.

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Speaker 4: And you know, man, I don't really think things through

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Speaker 4: like I was. I was considering it.

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Speaker 1: She just ducked out of the house to you know,

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Speaker 1: go get some shopping.

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Speaker 3: Or here's the things. She hadn't ducked out of the house.

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Speaker 2: But she she hadn't ducked out of the house.

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Speaker 4: But she was in the kitchen and the backyard was

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Speaker 4: not in her direct eyeline. Right right, this is the

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Speaker 4: house we were at in I went to the suburb.

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Speaker 4: But like kitchen, she can't see the backyard Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: So kitchen can't see the backyard.

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Speaker 1: Ok So I was like, okay, and this is like

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Speaker 1: a tiled backyard, concrete back concrete, little courtyard.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, garden bed where I was planning on the remnants

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Speaker 4: to go anyway, So I bury myself in the back

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Speaker 4: left corner of the backyard, and I'm like, there's even

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Speaker 4: if she comes to the edge of the kitchen island,

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Speaker 4: She's not gonna get eyes on it.

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Speaker 1: Can I also ask, is this the same backyard that

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Speaker 1: you laid newspaper down in?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, oh my god, to do it?

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Speaker 3: Do a stool sample. Yes, the courtyard has seen some things.

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Speaker 1: If the courtyard, good talkin the courtyard, good talk.

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Speaker 3: If the landlord knew that.

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Speaker 4: I was like that that courtyard has seen some start

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Speaker 4: that they would drop property prices. Anyway, So I'm back

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Speaker 4: left corner and I'm like, okay, this is clean. I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna get away with this anyway. She's in the kitchen

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Speaker 4: and at some point when I'm like a sort of

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Speaker 4: halfway through the job, and that's where I'm so, I'm

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Speaker 4: in the full pretzel at that point.

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Speaker 1: So he's standing up pretzel, Yeah, standout. So I thought

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Speaker 1: you were lying down on your back. I thought you

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Speaker 1: were back pretzels. But when you say pretzel, I think

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Speaker 1: most people assume you're on your back.

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Speaker 3: No, I was like, you you're.

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Speaker 2: Top down pretzels. Spread you just get a mirror spread.

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Speaker 3: Well I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think about this bread wide stands and my

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Speaker 4: head is yeah.

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Speaker 2: For me to see if even if I could see,

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Speaker 2: then you've.

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Speaker 3: Got don't really see, but you can go with touch

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Speaker 3: and feel.

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Speaker 2: Well really see. Oh you can see, but you can like, but.

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Speaker 4: You can you can see enough to know that you're

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Speaker 4: not going to hit the d the money maker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you clipper first from memory?

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Speaker 4: Yes, but I don't know if I was able to

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Speaker 4: like clip her as far up as I wanted to.

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Speaker 2: What else were the clippers used for?

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Speaker 1: Because O face, Oh totally, But what if you've got

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Speaker 1: like dingle berries?

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Speaker 3: Bum, I don't care, but.

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Speaker 2: It's also your I just take if it's your, don't.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't it with water?

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Speaker 2: After? No? No, I am not okay with this.

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Speaker 1: If you clippered, okay, okay, and then you're using that

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Speaker 1: on your goatee, right, okay, okay, that's a lot for

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Speaker 1: me to process.

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Speaker 4: If we can go back to the full pretzel, sorry, okay,

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Speaker 4: full pretzels?

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Speaker 1: Are you like lathered? Is there any fluid? There's there

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Speaker 1: any liquid involvedid? Oh, I think it's important there's any

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Speaker 1: liquid involved.

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Speaker 4: I had given myself a quick squirt of hot water

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Speaker 4: in the shower.

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Speaker 3: There was like a quick squirts.

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Speaker 4: I was I was damp to wet anyway, no shaving cream.

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Speaker 4: That is bub Barry, Yeah, that is I was rushing.

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Speaker 4: I was rushing because I knew she's in the kitchen.

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Speaker 4: She could pop out of the kitchen any moment. I

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Speaker 4: don't want her to catch me using her razor.

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Speaker 3: Why did you need to do this so quickly? I

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Speaker 3: don't know. I'm very impassive.

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Speaker 2: Just just do it in the bathroom, know me.

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Speaker 3: For long enough, I'm very impulsive.

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Speaker 2: I just you.

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Speaker 1: Haven't this for me is the bit like you're in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, you've clippered, You've wet the area with the

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Speaker 1: hose in the shower.

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Speaker 2: No, so not a point do you go?

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Speaker 1: You know what, it's a nice day, I might take

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Speaker 1: this outside.

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Speaker 3: I clipped outside earlier that day.

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Speaker 2: It's your second pretzel stint in the courtyard.

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Speaker 4: I think it was during the clippering that I was like,

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Speaker 4: I should just get rid of all the I wonder

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Speaker 4: what it's going to be like to get rid of

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Speaker 4: all the crack hair.

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Speaker 3: Hence I clip it. You know, I always if.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing was just like you didn't want it in

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Speaker 2: the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I always body haird trim outdoors, and I don't

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Speaker 4: like dealing no dealing with the hair, and the gurglar

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Speaker 4: gets all caught up.

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Speaker 1: And okay, the gurgler rain drain, Yeah whatever, what's a

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Speaker 1: gurglar anyway?

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Speaker 4: Anyway, So okay, outside, I'm pretzeling full pretzel and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I can and I can hear that that my ex

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Speaker 4: girlfriend is still she's in the kitchen and she's busy.

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Speaker 3: I can hear that she's busy. So I'm like, I'm clean,

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Speaker 3: I'm clan, I'm good, I'm good and good. So I'm

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Speaker 3: working away and then I hear her say.

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Speaker 4: She goes, you're not shaving outside, are you using?

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Speaker 3: I was like, no, can you just give me a break? No,

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Speaker 3: I am not shaving outside anyway. She then says, I

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Speaker 3: can see you in that reflection.

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Speaker 4: While I was pretzeling through my legs managed to make

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Speaker 4: eye contact with.

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Speaker 1: The in the reflection of the door, shaving between the geeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah not but you broke up

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it'll see you an Tomorry