1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: Last hour of the show every Friday on The Christian 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: O'Connell Show on Gold Right now, then go into the weekends. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: Clans cathartically released of anything doub or stupid that we 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: all do in any given week. Why are you this 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: week's genius of the week. 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 2: Give us a cool share. 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 3: It genius, Smart Einstein Genius of the Week. 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 4: I had my keys in a packet of chipsy my 9 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 4: hands got in my car. 10 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 2: I put the keys between my legs and tried to 11 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 2: start the car with the packet of chips. 12 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 4: I couldn't find my mobile phone, So what do I do? 13 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 4: I ring it from the house phone and answered, thinking 14 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,480 Speaker 4: someone was calling me. I was getting petrol in my car. 15 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 4: I was wearing a hoodie with ties, and when I 16 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 4: shut the petrol cap, the ties got stuck and I 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 4: was stuck to the car, and I THO, you can 18 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 4: see me. I was whipper snipping the dog area and 19 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 4: I must have missed it picking up the poop. 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 2: And I've hit it with a whipper snipper and next. 21 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,639 Speaker 5: Screen has just gone everywhere. I was wearing it from 22 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 5: pizza Tope. 23 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: All right, give us a call then nine four one 24 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: four one O four three Jack, what have you done 25 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: this week? 26 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 3: I got a freshy overnight I can nominate myself for. 27 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 3: At three point thirty in the morning, the smoke alarms 28 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 3: started beeping maybe once a minute, so no fire in 29 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 3: the house, but just that thing of like I need a. 30 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:16,199 Speaker 1: Teach never go during day night hours, run that deep 31 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: r em sleep. 32 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 3: And every going off once every minute is enough time 33 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 3: to fall back. So I clambered around and got a chair, 34 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 3: got up there and went to take out the battery. 35 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 3: And I thought, I'll figure this out in the morning. 36 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 3: But it's hard wide into the roof, and in my 37 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 3: days of sleep, I just yanked it out, so broke 38 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 3: the cables and I thought I'll figure it out tomorrow. 39 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 3: Went back to bed. Then it kept beeping, and it 40 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,919 Speaker 3: does have a battery as well as being. 41 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 2: Hard back in case you have a short circuit. 42 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 3: So currently it's in the back shed beeping away. Right, 43 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: I'll figure it out over the week. 44 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: And do you know what that issue? You're giving yourself 45 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: a future problem? Then I'm always doing that. 46 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 1: I deal with this future meet will deal with this 47 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: in about seventy two hours. But I'm not dealing at 48 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: half three in the morning. For my genius of the week. 49 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: Something turned up this week. Do you remember Black Friday 50 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: back last year? 51 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 2: Right? 52 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: There's that frenzy, isn't he think you're actually missing out 53 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: on something? And my wife was like, Chris, you should 54 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 1: go online, just check. There's nothing we need to get 55 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: for the house or my in the next couple of months. 56 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 2: So I'm scrolling and looking around. 57 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: It's now the evening, okay, and I've had a glass 58 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: of wine, so I'm not in my sharpest capabilities. I 59 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: thought I saw a great deal for an electric toothbrush 60 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: for my wife, and I right. 61 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 2: Here, thirty five dollars for an electric toothbrush. I'm getting that. 62 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 2: What turned up this week with the brushes for we 63 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 2: don't ah? 64 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 3: And they're about half the toothbrush. 65 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: So I think I've got like a dwarf's toothbrush now 66 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: and I clean the dog's teeth or the cat's teeth 67 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: with it. 68 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 2: Where's the rest of it? I've got to sing. I 69 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. I was like, thirty five dollars. 70 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: Normally these are like notes, Oh my god, this is 71 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: too good to be true. It was because it's just 72 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: a little replacement tops with them, all right, So That's 73 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 1: that's what being a genius is. 74 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 2: Nine four on one O four three. Give us a call. 75 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 2: Why are you genius of the week? What have you 76 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 2: done this week? 77 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: Own it, own the own the stink, own the shame, 78 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: go into the weekend clean share it with us on 79 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: nine four one four one O four three. Y you 80 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: a genius of the week, Luke, what have you done 81 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: this week? 82 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 2: Mate? Shay down, I'm good, Luke, Luke, what have you done? 83 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 4: Yeah? 84 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 5: I'm genius of the work, I think. So I'm going 85 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,119 Speaker 5: the end of the supermarket to get some some bits 86 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 5: and places and some dinner. So up and down the 87 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 5: ars for about four minutes, and I think I'll say 88 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 5: some garlic bread. So I figure i'll wrap some garlic breads. 89 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 5: I've got pretty roll to garlic birds. The pieces go 90 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 5: on home. So I've gone home to unwrap the garlic bread, 91 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 5: only to realize it's not garlic bread. It's three rolls 92 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 5: of alfoyl with a photo of garlic bread on it. 93 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: I'm laughing now, Louke, but I'd be so angry because 94 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: your stomach thinks you're getting the photo and you're so mad. 95 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: You're almost like I need to be angry at somebody. 96 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 5: I couldn't even blame the kids for that. My daughter 97 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 5: eight years old, and how come they're not cold? And 98 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 5: I realized. 99 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 2: But it's true. 100 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 3: We get to that point where we don't even read 101 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 3: the word. That's good enough. 102 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 2: My stomach is making the decisions, not your brain. Looke. 103 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: That's a great one. Have a nice weekend. Thanks Luke 104 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 1: for sharing that one. Linda, good morning. 105 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 2: Hello Linda, Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm very good, Linda, 106 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,679 Speaker 2: welcome to the show. 107 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 4: Thank you. I want to be genius of the week. 108 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 4: I went to the wrong funeral. I went it was 109 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 4: supposed to be a female funeral. My friend's grandmother had 110 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 4: passed away. I went to the funeral home and I 111 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 4: had signed the guest book, handed in my sympathy card 112 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 4: to the family, sat down. The service started and it 113 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,239 Speaker 4: was for a man, not my friend's grandmother. 114 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean sort of sort of signed. Are they man? Funeral? Two? 115 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 2: He was definitely mad. 116 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 4: Was nothing a man? 117 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 3: But didn't you recognize that you knew nobody there. 118 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 4: I only knew the immediate family, and they hadn't walked 119 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 4: in yet because it wasn't you know how the family 120 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 4: is usually walk in they make like an entrance into 121 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 4: a funeral. 122 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 2: No, I've been sadly been to a funeral recently. There 123 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:26,720 Speaker 2: was no making an entrance. Yeah, they're normally they're very upset. 124 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 1: They're not making an entrance at the doors. And now 125 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: there's dry ice and the smoke was sheep. 126 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 4: How did you get there to be at the wrong place? 127 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 2: And at the time, like, did you get a dress wrong? 128 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 4: I had the address wrong and then I'd gone and 129 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 4: so I had gone up to the funeral director and 130 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 4: then said to him, I think I'm at the wrong funeral. 131 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 4: Gave him the name of the funeral I was supposed 132 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 4: to be, and he said, yeah, that's two doors down down. 133 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 4: So I got my signific back and went to the 134 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 4: right funeral. 135 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: We started rummaging around, going to cross out my thing 136 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: as well, because I didn't know the dude. 137 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 4: And then I went to the right funeral, and then. 138 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,559 Speaker 2: You would have made an entrance. 139 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 4: Then I made an entrance. I opened the door and said, 140 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:22,600 Speaker 4: it's okay, it's okay, I'm here, Linda, thank you cool, 141 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 4: that's okay.