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Speaker 1: Help the Will and Woody podcast that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from you, guys, most brutal way

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Speaker 2: you were dumped if you got a situation you're willing

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Speaker 2: to offer up. Now. The reason we're talking about this

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Speaker 2: is because Elon Musk has taken over Twitter, and the

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Speaker 2: employees are describing.

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Speaker 3: Just a brutal, brutal first week of.

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Speaker 2: Dumpings, so much so that he had to tweet about

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Speaker 2: it because everyone's so rattled.

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Speaker 3: Mask tweeted about it about dumping all of his staff.

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Speaker 2: He said, Unfortunately, there is absolutely no choice when the

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Speaker 2: company is losing over four million.

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Speaker 4: Dollars a day. Oh yeah, wow, yeah, so they just

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Speaker 4: had to go. Came.

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Speaker 2: They came hard for marketing. Took two thirds of the

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Speaker 2: design department and seventy five percent of the managers in marketing.

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Speaker 1: Well, will you talk about design? It's just a blue bird, right,

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Speaker 1: fair enough? I think one person can cover that, can't they?

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Speaker 4: I hope you're staying ready over No, that haven't really been.

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Speaker 5: For your sake.

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Speaker 4: It's a simple picture. Yeah, but there's like all sorts

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Speaker 4: of things. You have no idea that's you.

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Speaker 2: You surprised me a lot of the time.

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Speaker 4: I'm still surprised you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like the marketing for something like Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Oh, sorry, the marketing. So you said that someone from

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Speaker 1: imagery or would you say design? You said, someone from design.

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Speaker 2: It's the bluebird, but they've got to design the whole

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Speaker 2: layout of the thing, of the platform.

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Speaker 1: They haven't changed that for years. Well, look, I'm on

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Speaker 1: Musky's side. He dumped the CEO immediately as well, didn't he.

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Speaker 4: He like the day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, those guys walked out with a huge golden handshake,

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Speaker 2: something like like the I think it's the largest ever

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Speaker 2: departure fee ever for a CEO. Oh really, yes, I

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Speaker 2: had it in the contract that they oh smart, that

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Speaker 2: was like they thirded like one hundred billion dollars or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, great, Yeah, that's extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, all the employees are talking about how brutal the

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Speaker 2: dumping has the dumpings have been so for a lot

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Speaker 2: of the employees. So obviously, you know, the CEOs walk

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Speaker 2: away with you know, fifty or sixty billion dollars in

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Speaker 2: their pocket.

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Speaker 3: But for somebody one of these.

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Speaker 2: Design guys who just sit around and draw blue birds

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Speaker 2: all day, they they were apparently their computers would just

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Speaker 2: shut down and that's how they were while they were

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Speaker 2: working on it, and then they wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: So it's like squid games where everyone's just in the

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Speaker 1: office and if your computer goes down, oh wow, then you.

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Speaker 3: Can't get back in. Oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Because they've got so many people to make redundant. It's

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Speaker 2: a massive company and as I said, they're losing four

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Speaker 2: million dollars a day, so they just shut him down,

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Speaker 2: shut him down.

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Speaker 4: I'd be pumped.

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Speaker 2: I'd be sitting there like waiting for my computer to

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Speaker 2: so true. You know, the guy next to you, his

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Speaker 2: computer goes and you're left there at the end of

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Speaker 2: the day. Yeah, very true, dropping like flies and you're

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Speaker 2: the only one left. And then you've got more work

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Speaker 2: as well. Anyway, thirty one six five, I'd love to

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Speaker 2: hear from some people on brutal ways that they got dumped.

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Speaker 2: I reckon your computer shutting down while you're using it

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Speaker 2: has to be the most brutal I've heard up until

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Speaker 2: you told me a story while ago, Woody about the

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Speaker 2: time that you dumped a girl when.

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Speaker 4: You were sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Carry on taking the examples from the dumpers as well,

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Speaker 1: because I was obviously the.

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Speaker 4: Dumper or the dumper, and I'm the dumper. I have

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Speaker 4: a bit ashamed of this.

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Speaker 2: I take examples of dumpings you regret, like if you

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Speaker 3: It just it was just it was the timing. The

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Speaker 1: So my girlfriend at the time, as you said, fifteen sixteen,

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Speaker 1: she was babysitting some kids. Yeah, and I made the

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Speaker 3: It's like gott gott to see you when I have

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Speaker 2: Anyway, then she alarm bells when you're sixteen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, and they just.

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Speaker 5: Want to talk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just quick chat, game over. I want to have babysitting.

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Speaker 1: So when she comes and at the point where she

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, it was protection and protection.

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Speaker 4: She'sing you fair call.

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Speaker 2: No, I am not on your side here.

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Speaker 3: She shouldn't have broad that for you.

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Speaker 2: You've absolutely jumped.

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Speaker 1: She brought them out as like a human shield. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: she brings the two kids out there, adorable And at

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Speaker 1: that point I probably just called off the breakup, but

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Speaker 1: I decided to actually told the kids I idn't sick,

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Speaker 1: and then they managed to run away and dump I

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Speaker 3: To find them because I think it's over. It was shocking,

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Speaker 3: It was absolutely shocking. Yeah, no, I didn't say that.

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Speaker 3: I've had a bit of mey there, but.

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Speaker 4: It's that bad.

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Speaker 2: And tell the kids I'm dead. You'll never see me

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Speaker 2: again because it's over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's pretty bad, Claire. And if you're listening, Claire,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. We had a great four

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Speaker 2: Oh she's a bit sick as well. Four year old

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Speaker 2: is a human shield.

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Speaker 3: Nice back on my team war crimes.

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Speaker 2: Nice thirty one, six or five. Right now we're talking

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Speaker 2: brutal dumpings. Dumper dump e. Maya's called Maya. You were seventeen, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I was seventeen.

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Speaker 6: I was dating a girl's copies of me and we'd

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Speaker 6: been dating for almost two years and we broke up,

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Speaker 6: but they were stall them together and got back together

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Speaker 6: and I was with my mum anyway, I got back

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Speaker 6: from an appointment and on my way to work and

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Speaker 6: she just left. Our car was gone or stuff was gone,

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Speaker 6: everything like everything was gone.

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Speaker 4: Did you ever hear from her again?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 6: I actually that night flew up to Queensland from where

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Speaker 6: her mum's called the cops on it, called the cops

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Speaker 6: on me. I han't done anything wrong, she just didn't

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Speaker 6: know it was and she was like, I just didn't

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Speaker 2: Wow, she jeez there go. I mean when you asked

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Speaker 2: for people to call with brutal jumping, I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: what I expected savage.

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Speaker 3: Follow up and flying to Queensland that story had at all?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I did.

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Speaker 1: I don't say something I don't get just say something right, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like i'd be open to someone lying about the reason

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Speaker 1: they're breaking up with someone that I think for mine

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Speaker 1: that's it's a blurred love. I think that's okay, but

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Speaker 1: just not saying anything and just leaving taking the car

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Speaker 1: and then go, let's go to Mitch Mitchie.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad you're the dumper here. Mitch. You're trying to

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Speaker 4: wash your sins.

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Speaker 1: You unfortunately regrettably savagely dumped someone.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so I'd gone to the beach with a girl

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Speaker 5: probably only about fourteen or fifteen, and then the time

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Speaker 5: I decided to change my mind and I stopped at

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Speaker 2: First of all, how the hell do you sudden that

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Speaker 2: send a payphone text message?

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Speaker 5: That's my first It was a thing years ago from

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Speaker 5: those tells to payphones. Totally to come up that it

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Speaker 2: You send her pay So did you have to sign

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Speaker 2: it off as Mitch obviously because she didn't.

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Speaker 5: Know at the end of the message from Mitch.

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Speaker 4: Bloody hell, do you know what that Mitch Beach is?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: The only beast that I've been on was with an

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Speaker 1: American girl called Jill, and she claimed to be going

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Speaker 4: And then two weeks later I saw at the supermarket.

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Speaker 4: What a line. I just couldn't believe.

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Speaker 2: Nikola, we're took in brutal dumping. So you were brutally dumped.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, I was half an hour before my birthday.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and we're going out to dinner.

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Speaker 1: Gee, wow, you just wait the day now, button pusher, George,

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Speaker 1: if you can turn your mic on because we affectionately

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Speaker 1: know this tactic is the George you. You believe you

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Speaker 1: used to break up with girls before their birthday, said

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Speaker 1: to buy them a birthday present, and then after this

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Speaker 2: Sent him a text message from the paper. After it works,

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Speaker 2: Will's called six five. I'll get you out of there, mate,

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Speaker 2: don't worry. I was savage from what Will Will? This

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Speaker 2: was you doing the dumping?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 6: It was. Yeah. So when I was at fifteen, I

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Speaker 6: Auntie's funeral. Oh mate, my mate, Yeah, I'd totally forgotten

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Speaker 6: that it was the funeral.

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Speaker 2: The day of the funeral, you'd forgotten.

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Speaker 6: And then so, yeah, I've given her a call and

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Speaker 6: she's like, you know what date is wrong?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So so did you still go to the funeral?

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Speaker 5: Did you?

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Speaker 1: Did you sort of go, okay, let's clean this slide.

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Speaker 1: I'll come to the funeral and then or did you

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Speaker 1: just know?

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Speaker 5: Wasn't I wasn't welcome. I was not welcome.

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Speaker 3: No, that's fair enough.

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Speaker 2: You of course, that seems like a logical answer. You're

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Speaker 2: an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I just go, hey, last two minutes, let's wipe it.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I wish I had that Man in Black pen.

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Speaker 1: You know that pen they have and that is dragon.

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Speaker 1: Will Smith was using that in his everyday life, you know,

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Speaker 1: like when he was the character and Men in Blank.

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Speaker 1: You have to hear more

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Speaker 3: Of the boys on the full Show podcast, you know,

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Speaker 3: you want to