Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try a vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 5: No? You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an out of dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole.
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 1: Being fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person?
Speaker 1: Goodness?
Speaker 6: May this is?
Speaker 5: Is it just.
Speaker 1: To buy a couple of mitches?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 7: It's Jenna.
Speaker 2: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 2: this season?
Speaker 1: Sorry? No, he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Oh
Speaker 1: my god?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: For the final time in twenty twenty two? Hello you hello?
Speaker 1: Last time?
Speaker 2: I feel like it was yesterday that we started season four.
Speaker 2: What the fuck's happened?
Speaker 1: I know, I lost track of seasons. Remember we had
Speaker 1: like a calendar and we're like thirty episodes per season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I know that we say this every year.
Speaker 2: Oh it flew by, but this year more than ever.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I feel like it was literally yesterday.
Speaker 2: We got the new artwork and one hundredth episode and
Speaker 2: all that stuff, and now it's gone.
Speaker 1: I know we're ready for a new season, but we're
Speaker 1: not done yet. One final episode and we're going out
Speaker 1: with a bang is very exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's someone lurking outside the studio today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in waiting everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's just me.
Speaker 2: It's oh yes, sans Hera Cole. It's Price, keep it Jenner,
Speaker 2: Third Wheel.
Speaker 1: That's Jenna Mary, Hi, Jenna, how are you merry Christmas?
Speaker 2: Christmas?
Speaker 1: Now in waiting in the in the green room is Sean. Everyone,
Speaker 1: Mitch's brand new boyfriend. Welcome Sean.
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: Oh Butdon Hello, Hello, prest how are you?
Speaker 2: I really didn't think it actually organized this. I was
Speaker 2: banking on your terrible organization.
Speaker 1: Listen, Sean and I have been in cahots. I left
Speaker 1: him on Red How many days I was good?
Speaker 5: Like for.
Speaker 2: I knew that would happen.
Speaker 1: Lucky I had the lead time. He chased me up.
Speaker 2: I bet he would have to.
Speaker 1: He's begging me to come on. We're going to be
Speaker 1: doing the first annual annuals everything annual, the first ever
Speaker 1: rendition of the Sean Pit today.
Speaker 2: And so what's the idea behind the shan pek. It's
Speaker 2: going to be digging for details in our private life?
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening? To listen?
Speaker 1: I really like Sean and from the background check I've
Speaker 1: done in the police check, so does society. And I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure he's right for you, because
Speaker 1: how long has it been with you guys?
Speaker 2: Now we're coming up to six months now. Just held
Speaker 2: it up with his fingers. Yes, you know I knew.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to read the fucking fingers.
Speaker 1: I knew it with six months long fingers. Nine, you're smiling.
Speaker 1: The Sean Pit is where I and Jenna will investigate
Speaker 1: and dig a little deeper. And the reason that's the
Speaker 1: shan Pi is because I'm not rough and I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not tracing grim. Sure you know it's playful. It's playful,
Speaker 1: and it's like a sam pig, you know what, play
Speaker 1: with some sand cassles, maybe knock him down, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe get a grain in our eye and have to
Speaker 1: go to emergency. Who knows what will happen, but I
Speaker 1: will say I am waiting and let me just check
Speaker 1: the sanders ready, is it white soft? Really soft?
Speaker 2: That a sand digging sound effect. There's a sandpit rather
Speaker 2: sounded like pixie dust.
Speaker 1: Well for a gay couple, that's probably anyway. So that's
Speaker 1: coming up the Sean Pitt. I'm so excited. We love
Speaker 1: you Sean already, so it's going to be just relaxed.
Speaker 2: Another thing on the way is that I have been
Speaker 2: fucking with all three of you, Sam, Mitch and Jenner,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna I'm going to reveal the prank today
Speaker 2: just so you know.
Speaker 1: I hate pranks when I'm not in on it.
Speaker 2: It's already happened. Wait, and I think you've figured out. Mit,
Speaker 2: you're the only one that's cottoned on.
Speaker 1: I'm very smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for once, Labor, I'll tell you about it, Lady Joe.
Speaker 2: It's such an it you'll remember. You'll remember. You just
Speaker 2: probably didn't realize it was me behind it.
Speaker 1: It has been slipping arsenic into your drinking water. You Yeah,
Speaker 1: also for God's sake.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh you remember, I don't remember it, and I will
Speaker 1: say each other presents, right, I hope with presents. I
Speaker 1: went above and beyond. I'm gonna start. Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stary the presence because I went to four different
Speaker 1: fucking stores for you, Mitchell Coombs. Yeah, I drove to
Speaker 1: our Tarman.
Speaker 2: Where the fuck is that taman my quarry part.
Speaker 1: Julie went, we don't have it in stock. I said, Julie,
Speaker 1: the fucking website said you had.
Speaker 2: In stock, Babe, I hate that.
Speaker 1: She goes, I got pink in stock. I don't want pink.
Speaker 1: I want yellow. Oh so I had to drive to
Speaker 1: our Tarmin, go to our time and they went, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have it by let me call Cherrybrook.
Speaker 2: We're the fucking these suburbs.
Speaker 1: When when what?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: When did I?
Speaker 1: I thought I'd give you the pleasure. So Merry Christmas, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is this.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying? Whoa, it's about.
Speaker 2: A meter long? Is it a puzzle?
Speaker 1: That's not a puzzle now it's something you mentioned on
Speaker 1: this very show.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you love it? It's like a
Speaker 2: Nana shopping trouble that I mentioned you know what. These
Speaker 2: are hard to find, because I was looking for one
Speaker 2: myself the other day and I just gave up. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, they can't find it, so thank god
Speaker 2: you did a good quality.
Speaker 1: It's from a d and it's got an insulated insight.
Speaker 1: It's so dead yeah, fancy, and it's in Jim Yellow perf.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I love you use it, of course.
Speaker 2: I'll use it. Okay, good, I'm looking for one the
Speaker 2: other day. I really need one.
Speaker 1: I'm cute. Shall I do Jenna's or should you do
Speaker 1: me houses? Should I just do?
Speaker 2: Will get yours out of the way, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Jenna, this is for you. I didn't wrap it
Speaker 1: because your name's on in the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I will say that this something in there for you
Speaker 1: and for Isabella because I was doing buying my.
Speaker 2: Cat presidence via Jenna.
Speaker 1: What's your rats cat's name?
Speaker 2: Call me, call me she can get high. It's Catney. No,
Speaker 2: that ship's great, Jenna, Connie, Well love it. So I've
Speaker 2: got cartnip Isabella. She'll go feral for about half an
Speaker 2: hour and then green out. Oh really all day? Oh
Speaker 2: it is wrapped.
Speaker 1: Oh that's wrapped. You.
Speaker 2: Of course this will take fucking ten years, so st.
Speaker 1: When I check, I just use your clause. When I
Speaker 1: checked out of pet Barn, they were like, use this sparingly,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, God, Jenna knows how to self medicate
Speaker 1: this cats, she doesn't need directions. She'll be just right.
Speaker 1: It's from Peter Alexander.
Speaker 2: What is that look I've seen that you have to
Speaker 2: say what it is at the podcast meeting.
Speaker 3: Sorry, there pajama shorts from Peter Alexander with cats on
Speaker 3: the cue.
Speaker 2: It's so cute, all right, Well, while we're at it. Sorry,
Speaker 2: they're perfect.
Speaker 1: There's a receipts in there. You can change it.
Speaker 2: Do in mind while we're at it. Yes, you, while
Speaker 2: you're in the spirit of un kind of teens with
Speaker 2: the theme no spoilers, Thank you for you, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's an envelope, for fact's sake.
Speaker 2: Read what's on the envelope. Read it out.
Speaker 1: It says, don't read this out, but pretend this is
Speaker 1: beautifully wrapped. It's a it's a podcast. No one will
Speaker 1: see that. It's just a boring one on and he.
Speaker 2: Goes, oh, it's an envelope. Tried to cover my tracks
Speaker 2: so hard.
Speaker 1: You know first, and I also have some rose if
Speaker 1: anyone stop it. Yeah, it's low alcohol because we're going
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty three clean. What is the point of that?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: I never agree to that. Shit going up and pause? Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh this is so cute. Yeah, what did I give
Speaker 2: you dinner? It's a little cat mug Yep, it's like
Speaker 2: a little teacup set with a cat on it.
Speaker 1: That's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Wow, we know Jennis so well. We both down the
Speaker 2: cat so much.
Speaker 1: That's the lovely do apparently open mind?
Speaker 2: Oh the big bows coming off now. I need you
Speaker 2: to know that I did have to ask your gay
Speaker 2: facto hate and watch it. I get Mitchell. It's so
Speaker 2: hard to buy for and there is part of me
Speaker 2: that thinks maybe this is more a present for him
Speaker 2: than you, because this is what he suggested.
Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to get in here?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: This is so this is right up my alley.
Speaker 2: The voucher.
Speaker 1: It's a voucher for a Besteka. What's that is? Like
Speaker 1: the best steak restaurant in Australia.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. God, I'm good, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: That's lovely. I'm assuming you'll take Hayden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns how Sean Goes might get up.
Speaker 2: I actually wasn't sure if you'd love that, because I
Speaker 2: feel like, knowing you as well as I do, I
Speaker 2: feel like you'd be adverse to vouchers. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: too much. I mean they're too fiddly.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 2: Have you used that massage about I've got your fee
Speaker 2: the birthday in September?
Speaker 1: I have used it. Yeah. She climbed me like a
Speaker 1: spider monkey. She went in me at one point. Oh,
Speaker 1: the Mitchell Coombs wasn't sure.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm pouring the rose.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is lovely, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Thank you a pleasure. I think God Hayden gave me
Speaker 2: an idea because you are actually quite hard to buy for.
Speaker 1: I'm very hard to buy for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, my turn. Oh I didn't realize, Janna, we
Speaker 2: gotten present are beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's nice, Jenna awkward If you didn't you.
Speaker 2: Didn't get this rosey out of the chilled section, did you?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't. I was in such a rush.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Merry Christmas, Thanks and Red, thank you Ja
Speaker 2: oh my wine?
Speaker 1: Oh it just played it sound sound effects?
Speaker 2: Did you just build that on the radio panel. Oh fu,
Speaker 2: where's the paper towel in this bitch? You turned the
Speaker 2: fader off the lea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mouse is wet.
Speaker 2: I need tissues.
Speaker 1: It's a Christmas tear. Now.
Speaker 2: Well, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is
Speaker 2: it just me? We start the same way every week.
Speaker 2: It is it just me? Eat something we've noticed, something
Speaker 2: we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: There's glass all over the panel.
Speaker 2: Can you press the button that turns that fader off?
Speaker 2: Thank you, we're.
Speaker 1: All good, Mitchell. I didn't drop it. Look it shattered. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: listen to me on Christmas. I didn't drop it, sham.
Speaker 2: Look I think you might have bumped it. You didn't
Speaker 2: drop it.
Speaker 1: Half. I didn't drop it.
Speaker 2: There's still some ros I left in there, though, So
Speaker 2: that's yours, Sam, cheers, Merry Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 1: Ya back to regular programming.
Speaker 2: Okay, back to the present.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that pickup, Sean.
Speaker 2: That doesn't happen every week, It really doesn't. Thanks, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna open Gen's present.
Speaker 6: Two.
Speaker 5: What do we go?
Speaker 1: You go first. We're gonna do some clean up quickly.
Speaker 2: Do you still need to clean up? Oh? We just
Speaker 2: got Jenna the first of all the junk food I'm
Speaker 2: going to devour over Christmas. Fuck hell oh no, oh
Speaker 2: my god, caramel bables. I love this every purposing Easter
Speaker 2: eggs like we've got these fucking round chocolate. Let's let's
Speaker 2: call them bables exactly. I love it good. I was
Speaker 2: stocking always got Isabella's name, Jenna, what does yours have
Speaker 2: on it? If mine's got my cat's name.
Speaker 1: Probably got Hayden's name. That's my book. Just a joke.
Speaker 1: We laugh, shor we love.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jenna. That's good.
Speaker 1: So my stocking on it says mich a Cat.
Speaker 2: Now we're not done with gifts for you, Jenna.
Speaker 7: Card.
Speaker 9: Did you have a card?
Speaker 1: Don't I did? I?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, it's.
Speaker 1: A Christmas card. Got the music. This is a Christmas
Speaker 1: card that says MEWI Christmas and a purr New Year
Speaker 1: from the Two Girls Three Cats podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's her rival podcast, wishing as well. I
Speaker 2: thought it was gonna be one of those ones were
Speaker 2: going to open it and make a noise. Thank god.
Speaker 2: No I tried to get that. I wish you Mawi Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous an oh from you and Sammy. Yes, these
Speaker 2: gifts are from me.
Speaker 1: Okay, we wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you
Speaker 1: a MEWI Christmas. We wish you merry Christmas and a
Speaker 1: bunch of new toys.
Speaker 3: Sam is your card? Oh yes?
Speaker 2: Oh, Sam'll go and get the thing that I clearly
Speaker 2: got you for your presence. Yeah, no, definitely, definitely did. No,
Speaker 2: let's do a deal. It's fine because I didn't get
Speaker 2: you anything. I thought you wouldn't be here.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm so glad.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Sam, all the same, I had great present.
Speaker 1: Shall we start the show?
Speaker 5: No? No, no?
Speaker 2: Should we give Jenna the ultimate present?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm getting more?
Speaker 2: Can you turn them?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Without a Christmas.
Speaker 2: You need to sit down and calm down. It's very frazzled.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's fine.
Speaker 2: I have a seat, all right. Remember we got down
Speaker 2: to something.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 2: We do like to give her a little surprise every
Speaker 2: time we have a season finale. One year it was
Speaker 2: the coffin. Ye.
Speaker 1: Then last year we put her in a bin, a
Speaker 1: recycling bin for.
Speaker 2: The whole episode. And we're just waiting. Surely if we
Speaker 2: give her something, she'll say no and she'll break like
Speaker 2: she just takes it in a stride every time, no complaints,
Speaker 2: gets in the coffin with the whole episode, doesn't complain
Speaker 2: as comfortable?
Speaker 1: You think we got to keep putting her in things
Speaker 1: become a tradition.
Speaker 2: Less comfortable that she might actually push back on all. Right,
Speaker 2: here we go, Oh my god, what is that?
Speaker 1: This is so exciting.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Jennay, Christmas is your little challenge for this episode.
Speaker 2: But don't knock the wine.
Speaker 1: For god sake. What have we got to tell us
Speaker 1: what you're opening?
Speaker 2: Okay, so this year we are putting her in everybody?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, that would be a straight jacket.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a medical grade imported from the EU.
Speaker 2: Is that your first time in a straight jacket? Now?
Speaker 1: To put jo? Want to help me put it on?
Speaker 1: You describe what it looks like because it's horrific.
Speaker 2: It's basically just a cream colored jacket, not white. I
Speaker 2: was kind of left arm for it. And it's got
Speaker 2: a lot of straps. It looks confusing.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, this might take a while. Just face me, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Now do you want your pigtails strapped or unstrapped? How
Speaker 1: do these work?
Speaker 2: Where do you reckon? You feed all the little bits
Speaker 2: because the arms are meant to be crossed, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Heaven forbid. We needed to do something for it. So
Speaker 2: we've lost Jenna's limbs for the episode.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous. Thank you had to touch your bosom? Sorry, now
Speaker 1: this goes up here? Oh my God, left, So it's
Speaker 1: her left arm to her right shoulder.
Speaker 2: I'm go God, listened to all the little shackles on it,
Speaker 2: jingling Mary, j eat your heart out? Why don't we
Speaker 2: carry on?
Speaker 5: Sam?
Speaker 2: Do you want to try?
Speaker 1: Do you mind wrapping her?
Speaker 2: I could try?
Speaker 1: You give it a go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right?
Speaker 2: Should we get into the yar it just me?
Speaker 1: Have you told everyone what happens if it's your first
Speaker 1: time listening?
Speaker 2: Yeah, while you were scrambling over there with the spirit rose.
Speaker 1: It's become a bit of a Christmas tradition to do this,
Speaker 1: and I really love it. Do what just mess with
Speaker 1: the gifts and fuck with Jenna? Yeah? Jenna? Do you consent?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: Good call. We probably should have asked that early on.
Speaker 1: Did ask? He did ask beforehand? Jenna has consent? All right?
Speaker 2: Do you want to do your is it just me first?
Speaker 2: Or shall I?
Speaker 1: Yes? I'll do by?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: I'll jump in. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: First, did you have for the last show of the year?
Speaker 2: Second last gym if you like?
Speaker 1: Yes? Second last year?
Speaker 2: Do we have a caller coming on or something? For
Speaker 2: an Is it just you?
Speaker 1: We do have a call coming here? The third last
Speaker 1: let's go oh so sorry, no, no, that's a rose.
Speaker 1: There are major tech issues.
Speaker 5: Ok.
Speaker 1: God, let's just hope this Bradley is standing by.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Are you feeling hopeful for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three?
Speaker 2: It's actually yeah, that really weird that I thought to
Speaker 2: myself the other day. Oh, I haven't felt this in
Speaker 2: a while. Optimism.
Speaker 1: Yes, fucking cheers to that. Cheez that my god. Like,
Speaker 1: I just feel this year's been a lot. There's been
Speaker 1: a lot on a lot happening. This past month has
Speaker 1: been insane. Yeah, Like my brain has been fucked. Work
Speaker 1: has been nuts. I've been doing a hundred different things
Speaker 1: and things that I didn't love and things that I
Speaker 1: did love that I wasn't giving enough time and energy.
Speaker 1: I yes, podcast, which no fault of my own. It
Speaker 1: just the was so much happening. But next year I've
Speaker 1: culed things that are bullshit, which isn't like me you know.
Speaker 2: That isn't like you at all to people.
Speaker 1: Pleaser, I've said no more times in this last week
Speaker 1: than I have ever done in my life.
Speaker 2: Wow, I like this new attitude than new and improved
Speaker 2: Chury not tomaccas.
Speaker 1: And they said, do I want to try the caramel mcflurry?
Speaker 1: I said, fuck, guess to me or Jenner returns she's
Speaker 1: in her scape jacket.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Sam, you forgot to put the gimp mask
Speaker 2: on her and.
Speaker 1: You can't hear all at the point. Actually, we'll give.
Speaker 2: It a well, I try, can I try?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a gim mask. I think it
Speaker 1: is if you wanted to be a gid.
Speaker 2: What do I think?
Speaker 1: I think a gym mask has a red ball in it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, it's oh Sean's not in his head. Yes, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Sean's going. That's what it is. Good to know.
Speaker 2: That's interesting anyway. So yeah, you're feeling hopeful for the
Speaker 2: new year. That's good.
Speaker 1: I just am like I've culled things out of my
Speaker 1: life that I don't want to have. I'm streamlining work,
Speaker 1: which is nice, and I just feel I feel good.
Speaker 1: I got new brain doctor, Like everything's lining up and
Speaker 1: I think I'm probably manifesting this more than anything.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Well, that's helpful. I don't recall being overly hopeful at
Speaker 2: the start of at the end of last year, slashed
Speaker 2: the start of this year. But no, it's good. I
Speaker 2: feel I too this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in a good spine. I'm in a good spot.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jenna's in the best spot ever. We can't
Speaker 1: hear her or she can't touch.
Speaker 2: Anything, so we will obviously have footage up on the
Speaker 2: socials that couple of meters if you want to see
Speaker 2: what Jenna looks like in her straight jacket and mask thing.
Speaker 1: She actually looks institutionalized. Yeah, oh god, Jenna, she looks
Speaker 1: like Hannibal Lecter.
Speaker 2: How does she sound with the mask on?
Speaker 1: Hello? Oh much?
Speaker 2: Are you feeling hopeful for the future, Jenner? Yeah I am.
Speaker 2: I feel like next year is going to be a
Speaker 2: good year. Yeah, fucking better be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be your year. Yeah, my year.
Speaker 1: Nothing's going to restrain you.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 1: And I know you've got a lot tied up at
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1: Life is not always straight, it's not you'd know, yes.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know something? You know that synesthesia
Speaker 2: thing where people associate colors with things. Yeah, we had
Speaker 2: that whole argument about what color should your English book be?
Speaker 2: And I said green?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: What did you say again?
Speaker 1: I think I said read?
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, bullshit, No, that's MAT's Remember I do the
Speaker 2: same thing with days of the week and years, and
Speaker 2: like twenty twenty to twenty twenty two, there's no color
Speaker 2: associated with them for some reason. Twenty twenty three is
Speaker 2: orange in my head. That's got to be a good thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me, actually, what color is twenty twenty three
Speaker 1: in my head?
Speaker 2: I told you it's orange. I won't hear anything to
Speaker 2: the contrary heads.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Astrotash was right, it's orange in my head. There,
Speaker 1: your guy, do you know what is in your head?
Speaker 2: Do we change our logo? Make it orange?
Speaker 1: Should do orange next year?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do orange. My god, what does it feel
Speaker 2: like having your arms tied to you like that?
Speaker 10: For now?
Speaker 2: It feels fine? More or less comfort than the coffin?
Speaker 1: Equal equal, This is equal to being in a coffin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, wow? Do we want to do as it? Dismay,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go. Is just working again? I think
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I swear it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, There are especially much
Speaker 2: more smooth sailing than this, Shawn. Just so you know, oh, Sean,
Speaker 2: we run a tight oiled, tight oiled, well oiled machine.
Speaker 1: Or tight oiled. I was thinking of you two, you know,
Speaker 1: I was looking at my questions. I was looking at
Speaker 1: my questions to the Sean pit. All right, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go take your last the year here, Bradley.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you kind of miss having a sick bay to
Speaker 2: go to? Fuck?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: It was the best. I actually probably spent a little
Speaker 2: bit too much time in sick day at school because
Speaker 2: they figured me out.
Speaker 1: Oh godya.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was when I moved to the new school,
Speaker 2: and I like was scared of a lot of people, huh,
Speaker 2: because I went from Bogengate Public, which is thirty kids,
Speaker 2: and it was just so there was no social home
Speaker 2: in the whole school. Yeah, in the whole school, and
Speaker 2: there was no social hierarchy, There was no bullying. It
Speaker 2: was all just very lovely, you know it the sheep too, yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty much. But then when I went to the new school,
Speaker 2: I was like kind of scared of the bully that
Speaker 2: was anxious. So I just feigned sickness a lot, and
Speaker 2: eventually they were like, mit tell me, you fucking know
Speaker 2: why you're here. But also they're kind of gorgeous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love having a sick bay to go to. You
Speaker 2: don't have that in the workplace.
Speaker 1: No you don't. Can I just say, there's something about
Speaker 1: like everything all elements touch, smell, taste. It smells in
Speaker 1: the same way that an hospital emergency room smells. But
Speaker 1: they just domestos everything like it smells clean. You get
Speaker 1: on that horrific bed that looks like you're in Asylu'm
Speaker 1: sorry to Jenne to insult your home, but you sit
Speaker 1: on there and then it goes like the plastic lining
Speaker 1: gets all rubbed on your skin and you stick to it.
Speaker 2: And I remember the our sick bathe in the new
Speaker 2: primary school I moved to. It didn't even have windows,
Speaker 2: so it was a little bit asyl of me. You're right,
Speaker 2: But then I had the gorgeous, tender, nurturing receptionist looking
Speaker 2: after me. Oh yeah, it was always we didn't have
Speaker 2: like a dedicated nurse. It was always a receptionist stuck
Speaker 2: looking after the zick kids.
Speaker 1: Do you remember who it was?
Speaker 2: Mitchell again? Oh? I think Her name was Missus Tinlan
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I hated that school, though, I
Speaker 2: hope it fucking burns to the ground probably. I hope
Speaker 2: Missus Tindland gets out, okay.
Speaker 1: But yeah, ye know, he's at high risk. I had
Speaker 1: miss I had Coral, I had a first name.
Speaker 2: I was she the receptionist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her name was Coral, Like, she wasn't a teacher,
Speaker 1: so we just we just called her Coral.
Speaker 2: My mum for a brief period was the receptionist. Actually,
Speaker 2: this student services officer at Wonder you go to at
Speaker 2: my high school. Yeah, she was like feeling in for
Speaker 2: someone while they're away. And I remember hearing people bitch
Speaker 2: about her. They were like that new lady in student
Speaker 2: services office and I was like, I'm going to lean in,
Speaker 2: listen carefully. She's really cool, she's really nice. She'd stay
Speaker 2: and I was like, yes, that's my mum. Bitchroun.
Speaker 1: Well, my mum was head of P and C, and
Speaker 1: of course head of P and C, and she'd just
Speaker 1: bring the drama home. Like I was just trying to
Speaker 1: study for HSIE and make sure that my handwriting was
Speaker 1: within the two fucking lines, and Mom's like, well, missus
Speaker 1: Morrison won't approve the grant for the canteen.
Speaker 2: I'm a kid.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't I shouldn't know all this.
Speaker 2: All the politics of your primary score.
Speaker 1: Well I missed. I missed the sick babe. There's one
Speaker 1: here at kiss well Ship. It's called the prayer room.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's the thick base slash prayerm.
Speaker 1: Slash prayer room. Yeah, it's got a bed in it.
Speaker 1: It's also a breastfeeding in the mental health breakroom. They
Speaker 1: really are. It's downstairs near where we did our photo
Speaker 1: shoot last year, like right opposite that. It's like a
Speaker 1: broom cupboard. If anything, it would send you into the pool.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. I used to sneak into that room
Speaker 2: to take phone calls and stuff. I didn't realize that
Speaker 2: was the prayer room. How fucking inappropriate, prayer.
Speaker 1: Room, pregnancy room, whatever you need, quickie room. You know
Speaker 1: Sean's left you go.
Speaker 2: Hey, in politics, it's familiar with prayer and behavior. Wow,
Speaker 2: you're listening to is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just all right?
Speaker 2: Last time of the year, and just as a gift
Speaker 2: to me, you've made it a live call. You know
Speaker 2: how I love those having Mitch.
Speaker 1: Love's a live Caly begs for them. That's why Holly's here.
Speaker 2: Hi, Holly, Hi guy, Mary, Christmas.
Speaker 7: Merry Christmas birthday? Is it your birthday? That street?
Speaker 11: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: No, think I'll take it way.
Speaker 7: Do you think I had a dream and I had
Speaker 7: a dream about this call and it was your birthday
Speaker 7: in my dream? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I sweet, We are celebrating, so maybe you did pick
Speaker 1: up something because we got champagne. Jenna's in a straight jacket.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's my birthday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, everyone?
Speaker 2: All right, Holly, where are you calling from?
Speaker 7: But I'm Brisbane?
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous. I do love Brisbane.
Speaker 1: I think I could see you living in Brisbane and
Speaker 1: Isabella and Sean living the high life on the story bridge.
Speaker 7: On the story bridge.
Speaker 1: What else is there? Really? Holy?
Speaker 2: How would you feel about living in Brisbane? Sean?
Speaker 1: A polite decline, such a politician's response. I love, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: All right, Holly? What's your retard? Just you will let
Speaker 1: Bradley count you in then hit us? Okay?
Speaker 7: Perfect?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Is it completely unnecessary? At the end of an episode,
Speaker 7: when they say to be continued so I don't know.
Speaker 7: It can happen at the end of a like a
Speaker 7: season finale, or more importantly, it's like mid season and
Speaker 7: they say to be continued, like of course it is.
Speaker 7: It's the TV series.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's where you're wrong, Holy now,
Speaker 2: because sometimes you know how a lot of Laura in
Speaker 2: order s for you episodes they kind of the stand alone.
Speaker 2: If you watch one episode, you don't need to have
Speaker 2: seen the prior one because yeah, it's just a new,
Speaker 2: fresh news storyline. Yeah, but sometimes they do carry across too,
Speaker 2: and so they need to let you know this is
Speaker 2: a part one or a part two.
Speaker 1: Because that's just obvious, Like it's not so I will
Speaker 1: come to Holly's defense here for a second. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's needed now, But Holly, I do think like
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, when SpongeBob ended, like, you wanted to
Speaker 1: know if he and Patrick were fucking the next season.
Speaker 1: I never did. I never did.
Speaker 7: But that's probably my Yeah, that's probably my point is
Speaker 7: more these days because I've watched it on TV series
Speaker 7: that are just mainly for like Netflix or Binge or whatever,
Speaker 7: and they still do it.
Speaker 2: What ones have you seen recently?
Speaker 7: Well, I thought, okay, this is possibly not recent. I
Speaker 7: don't know. It's a really really terrible show on this
Speaker 7: thik bus called Devious may right. I think it's produced
Speaker 7: by Eba Longoria. That was one, I know there's many more.
Speaker 7: I have baby brain, so I'm just going to use
Speaker 7: that as like I've never had a baby, but I
Speaker 7: lived with baby Yeah, I lived with it prior, and
Speaker 7: so it's just some times worse.
Speaker 2: Now brain actually mean, do you just get is it
Speaker 2: similar to my COVID fog?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: I just feel dumb by the day.
Speaker 7: Yes, exactly right. Like my sister is just is getting
Speaker 7: over COVID and she's like, oh, it's terrible and might mate.
Speaker 7: I've got baby brain and Holly brain. It's just a
Speaker 7: terrible combination.
Speaker 2: Have you had COVID?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I did, Yeah, I got it New Year's last year.
Speaker 2: COVID fog and baby brain not a combination.
Speaker 1: I recommend that's insane. Well, Holly, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to the show. When did you find us? Have you
Speaker 1: been listening since the start or were you going to
Speaker 1: season five years?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 7: You guys actually saved me. I somehow, I think because
Speaker 7: I've been following Mitch Combs on like TikTok for a
Speaker 7: while and I found thanks, no worries. I found you, guys.
Speaker 7: So I went through the floods in February this year.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I'm still still no lift or anything in
Speaker 7: my building. Lovely love that for me. So I didn't
Speaker 7: have yes, still not till apparently late next year. So
Speaker 7: that'll be fun. Dog, two dogs and a baby. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but I didn't have hour for six weeks. So you
Speaker 7: had to get through my life by using power banks
Speaker 7: to charge my phone, and so I listened to podcasts
Speaker 7: instead of watching like TB on my phone said, and
Speaker 7: I found you guys, and I just binged it and
Speaker 7: you've made my life so much better.
Speaker 2: Just thanks. And you didn't get it. It's a Christmas miracle.
Speaker 7: No I even started relisting like again at one point.
Speaker 1: That's the baby brain. You forgot that what's actually what's
Speaker 1: going only that means so much. That's so I'm glad
Speaker 1: we could help anyway.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Larrie.
Speaker 2: Send her an extra special price.
Speaker 7: When you have your hands back break out.
Speaker 1: It's quite off putting, although if you wanted to saw
Speaker 1: through that cloth with your nails, you probably.
Speaker 7: Could catnails come through all right, Holy.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on. Send a price keeper General DM.
Speaker 11: Enjoy christ will thank you.
Speaker 7: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. Now keep the Is it just he is
Speaker 2: coming a couple of miches over the holidays? I'm sure
Speaker 2: we'll have plenty to pick from come the new season. Yeah,
Speaker 2: keep them coming. That's where we'll find you add a
Speaker 2: couple of mitches. So have you guys gotten any weird
Speaker 2: phone calls recently?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did, Sam, What about you?
Speaker 3: I've just realized what it is.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's on to me. Okay, yeah, so you
Speaker 2: know I love a good prank call. Right, Oh wait
Speaker 2: a second, I'm going to take the mask off now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's had.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 2: Actually, can't take it off.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll do it. I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're better. So yeah, I love a good prank call.
Speaker 2: But I'm also a bit of a coward. As you know.
Speaker 2: I don't like to make the prank calls myself. So
Speaker 2: I've discovered a life saving app for me. It's an
Speaker 2: app that will make prank calls on your behalf. You
Speaker 2: just put your friend's number in or whoever you want
Speaker 2: to call. They'll do it all and then they'll just
Speaker 2: send the recording back to you.
Speaker 1: And it's not at all convincing. What you listen to
Speaker 1: these things in your go what idiot would believe this
Speaker 1: is real? Sorry? Sam and Jennifer.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, yeah, no, Mitch, you're the
Speaker 2: only I have done to all of you, and you're
Speaker 2: the only one that said, oh fuck, I know what
Speaker 2: this is about. You figured it out. But oh the
Speaker 2: start I had you going your call was great?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so how it works is it has a
Speaker 2: menu of different prank calls to choose from menu. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you put the number in, so it'll be things like,
Speaker 2: oh you hit my car or why do you keep
Speaker 2: calling my girlfriend? Yes, I'm here to deliver a sofar,
Speaker 2: I'm out the front. Fantastic, And it just has like
Speaker 2: one side of the phone call recorded. It's all automated.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it fucking works, but it's so
Speaker 2: fun because people really do fall for it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, oh people, I would all right, let me.
Speaker 2: Just show you an example of like one side of
Speaker 2: the phone call. So this one was for I can
Speaker 2: smell weed in your apartments?
Speaker 1: Oh great.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So if let's just say I'm prank calling you.
Speaker 2: This is what you'd hear when you get the call. Hello.
Speaker 10: Oh hi, Yes, look I'm a neighbor of yours and
Speaker 10: I'm calling you since the other day pill was a
Speaker 10: really strong smell of weed in the stairs and well
Speaker 10: I believe it came from your apartment.
Speaker 2: They leave a pause for the person to reply and
Speaker 2: then they send you the recording back.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: She's a great voice, the idea, Rebecca Gibney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the app is called I don't know how
Speaker 2: to say it. It's spelled j u a s app.
Speaker 2: One word like dusts app or something. J u a
Speaker 2: s app. Do you reckon? That's DWAs checked out j
Speaker 2: u a s If you want to get amongst it,
Speaker 2: something to keep you entertained over Christmas, I guess okay,
Speaker 2: all right, So yes, I have been messing with a
Speaker 2: few of you. Jenna. The prank call I did to
Speaker 2: her with the app was sex noises coming from your apartment. Ah, impossible.
Speaker 1: The Meritian Service Suite team would not appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, I did this quite a while ago.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was me, Jenner. In case you're wondering, did.
Speaker 1: You freak out, Yes, you would I would so you'll
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 2: This is out when.
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Are you hi?
Speaker 9: Yes, we're calling the residential association and the truth. This
Speaker 9: is very embarrassing. But they are stating that there's a
Speaker 9: lot of noise coming from your abortment.
Speaker 10: Is this true?
Speaker 11: What you said that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 9: Yes, there is one neighbor that claimed they are a
Speaker 9: sexual noises. What Look, I'm sorry that is my dude
Speaker 9: to put this issue across you. I am only communicating
Speaker 9: you what they tell me. I don't mean to make
Speaker 9: you feel uncomfortable, but they say it hadn't there at
Speaker 9: any hour, day or night.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: But but but could you blease right closing the windows
Speaker 9: or putting a bellow on the mouse?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 9: I don't Well, you must understand that kids are not
Speaker 9: used to hear this type of noises, and at least
Speaker 9: I am asking as a favor, could you blease avoid
Speaker 9: screaming like a seal would be possible?
Speaker 1: Oat?
Speaker 10: This is really fair.
Speaker 2: She kept really well under pressure at.
Speaker 1: You like you're just woken up from a.
Speaker 2: She would have been wondering for so long what the
Speaker 2: fuck was that about? You've been iron off your neighbors
Speaker 2: like which one of you people nucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was the one two doors down.
Speaker 2: I've moved out now because yeah, god, they can eat
Speaker 2: him two doors down. She goes, it have to be them.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty ripe.
Speaker 1: You've got one of those vintage vibrators. Sam.
Speaker 2: I also fucked with Sam. There was an option where
Speaker 2: some skank just calls and offers herself up on a platter. Essentially,
Speaker 2: that's very s Sam is an eligible bachelor at the moment,
Speaker 2: so I was so confused about this.
Speaker 1: Did he say yes?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: The funny thing is that he wasn't confused. He was
Speaker 2: all for it, of course the problem So this is
Speaker 2: how Sam's went, Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you?
Speaker 6: This is Lauren?
Speaker 11: You know who I am?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Which, Lauren?
Speaker 11: Look, we see each other every day when I go
Speaker 11: to have my coffee, and I like you so much,
Speaker 11: so I got your number since i'd really like to
Speaker 11: get to know you. The truth is that we stare
Speaker 11: at each other every day. Do you remember now?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually I do.
Speaker 10: I've never got a call.
Speaker 11: Like this, so I kind of one day I'm going
Speaker 11: to sit down close to you, even though I feel
Speaker 11: embarrassed about it. Oh, one small thing you are single?
Speaker 6: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, well what oh man, I knew it. My friend
Speaker 11: told me the exact opposite. You're such a team something was.
Speaker 3: Telling so really okay, okay, okay, no.
Speaker 2: Like that. That's that's the problem with the app is
Speaker 2: that it's not actually listening to what he says. It's
Speaker 2: all pre recorded. So when he goes, yeah, I am single,
Speaker 2: and then she flips out coming, oh I thought you
Speaker 2: were single?
Speaker 1: Did you think it was real?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I thought it was real, But I was like, I
Speaker 8: have no idea who this bitch is.
Speaker 3: But no, of course I see all.
Speaker 2: I have no idea who you are, but odds are
Speaker 2: you have been checking me in?
Speaker 1: You know what I love is that if you don't
Speaker 1: like speak within the period of pause that they've given you,
Speaker 1: it just sounds like she's a bitch and talks over you.
Speaker 1: She's not interested. Sounds like, well, I do get coffee?
Speaker 1: Will you sing girls.
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Before I play the call? I did to you cheery?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you like to fuck with anyone in your life?
Speaker 2: I've been having fun with this. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to like do one on your mum or something?
Speaker 1: What are the categories? Because I don't want to upset
Speaker 1: the poor.
Speaker 2: Like I said, there's a whole menu there can read guitar.
Speaker 2: Why do you keep insulting me on Twitter? Now the
Speaker 2: colonoscopy booking, No that it's scaryhonymous. No, your dog is
Speaker 2: too loud?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's very it. She hamish my little dog.
Speaker 1: She's obsessed with a metal upset or too because she's
Speaker 1: she's defensive.
Speaker 2: About she answer calls from random numbers. Yeah, yeah she would.
Speaker 2: That is obviously the risk with the app. Sometimes they
Speaker 2: send you the recording back, and all that is is
Speaker 2: your call could not be connected. This person is busy
Speaker 2: or whatever, And I'm like, damn it. Well she's at work,
Speaker 2: so okay, number in and hopefully she takes the call.
Speaker 2: I might do one of my mum as well.
Speaker 1: Actually, it says joke scheduled.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: How about that? How he's going on Tinder? Why would
Speaker 1: do that to Hayden?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not doing that. I want to drive
Speaker 2: a wedge between you.
Speaker 1: It's a good way to see if he's you know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, we'll put his number in. I don't care. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: go for it.
Speaker 1: What is it says? How about Tinder? It says directed
Speaker 1: at boys. We call your friend or your new acquaintance
Speaker 1: to ask him how he was doing on Tinder. Sure,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, if he goes, I'll deck the bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm going to put my mum's number in as well.
Speaker 2: It'll have to be the home phone. I'll do the
Speaker 2: alcoholics anonymous one for her, because I feel like now
Speaker 2: that they're emptore Is, they're really getting on a lot.
Speaker 2: They're always at the pub, getting lives home in the
Speaker 2: courtesy bus.
Speaker 1: My joke calls Okay, did you do it? Well, they
Speaker 1: say they're running.
Speaker 2: That means that they're making the call now. It'll give
Speaker 2: me a notification when they come third.
Speaker 1: Okay, should we run by one in the meantime.
Speaker 2: Yes, So this is the call I did to you.
Speaker 2: And you know how famously you've lost your license and
Speaker 2: you've been fucking skating on thin ice when it comes
Speaker 2: to your demerit point.
Speaker 1: Well, i've lost my license, yes, and I don't need
Speaker 1: let me turn it again. I've lost my license, and
Speaker 1: I do not endorse speeding. It actually wasn't really speeding, No,
Speaker 1: it'sation whatever, But I am on a probationary license. So
Speaker 1: at one point I'm done. So this is why this
Speaker 1: call was very frightening.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I made the call to you and it
Speaker 2: was the one I chosen the menu with about a
Speaker 2: speeding ticket. Yeah, so I was like, this is fucking perfect.
Speaker 2: You'll think it's real. And I did have your going
Speaker 2: for a bit, didn't I Yeah.
Speaker 1: For a small period, but I'm too intelligent for the
Speaker 1: ever Listen.
Speaker 5: Hello. Hello, this is Hugh Rush, and I'm calling from
Speaker 5: the legal advice department of your car insurance company. Since
Speaker 5: we were notified about a severe offense due to a
Speaker 5: speeding ticket on your car. I'd like to make sure
Speaker 5: didn't you receive the expiation? Notice?
Speaker 7: What the fuck's some expiation?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 5: Sorry, are you there? I'm not here hearing you very well.
Speaker 1: I'm on a wall.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's okay, Now much about it. Okay, maybe
Speaker 5: the expiation noticed was returned for some reason, but let
Speaker 5: me explain it to you in detail. This is a
Speaker 5: speeding ticket where the driver of your car was going
Speaker 5: at ninety five kilometers per hour but on a city
Speaker 5: road with a speed limit was only fifty k's an hour,
Speaker 5: so the limit was exceeded by forty five kilometers per
Speaker 5: hour and this is about a nine hundred dollars fine
Speaker 5: and seven demerit points. Do you know, by any chance
Speaker 5: how many points you have left?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: When was this?
Speaker 7: Can I get a date?
Speaker 1: Is there a number of the ticket?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Yeah, this is important. The picture taken by the
Speaker 5: speeding camera snapped a BMW six with licensed plate numbers.
Speaker 2: You actually speak to people like that on the phone.
Speaker 2: You're like, what the fuck is it?
Speaker 1: Whatever? It was as an expedition, though I had a
Speaker 1: I thought it was a scale. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a live call, but I thought it was a scam,
Speaker 1: and I'm rude to scammers. But you know, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I knew it was a prank when he quoted me
Speaker 1: how many demerit points and how much that certain find cost,
Speaker 1: because I've had that fine and I been there, mate, No,
Speaker 1: that's wrong.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, all of these prank calls that we've
Speaker 2: put on the app now are running, so we'll keep
Speaker 2: an eye out throughout the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, come through, fantastic?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 7: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bit all right? Are
Speaker 1: we excited for what we're doing next? Here at the show, Mitch,
Speaker 1: why are you wincing?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's it's a bit awkward. Awkward, I've
Speaker 2: been put on the spot.
Speaker 1: It's a natural part of life when anyone, whenever anyone
Speaker 1: joins a new relationship, they go on an award winning,
Speaker 1: multimillion dollar grossing podcast to talk about the ins and
Speaker 1: outs of their relationship. It's how it works.
Speaker 2: I'm ready, If you are you ready?
Speaker 1: Show on, Sam, bring him in, guys, that's roll, and
Speaker 1: it's right with the shot.
Speaker 8: Let's go for a dick in the shan Pits.
Speaker 2: Swell with How fancy was that?
Speaker 1: Hello, Sean, take a seat, Hi, welcome shot.
Speaker 2: Did you just the fancy audio that he had made
Speaker 2: for It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Right and amazing efforts.
Speaker 1: And we've got a whole team that works behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: and we're excited. First of all, I just want to
Speaker 1: say we're excited to have you.
Speaker 3: Oh thanks all for having I was a bit nervous.
Speaker 3: I still am, actually increasingly nervous now because every time's
Speaker 3: got Jennet, I'm thinking, oh my.
Speaker 1: Goodness, mess. Everyone's natural reaction looking at Jenna's like looking
Speaker 1: into a solar eclipse. We don't recommend it now, the
Speaker 1: Shan pit, it's going to be easy. You've been in
Speaker 1: the sampit, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: In a same pit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, see not for
Speaker 3: a hot minute.
Speaker 2: But he's just going to apparently dig for information about
Speaker 2: our private line.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: But it's playful though, it should be not too hard hitting.
Speaker 1: And I work with Mitchell closer than anyone else works
Speaker 1: with Mitchell. Mean, this is his job, this is our job, really,
Speaker 1: so we're co workers. So I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure your intentions are right and you're not going to
Speaker 1: break his heart. He won't break your heart, you know.
Speaker 1: The best case scenario at the end of this for
Speaker 1: me is that we work out that he's wrong for you.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm joking.
Speaker 2: Are you winging this? Or have you got questions prepared?
Speaker 1: Questions prepared?
Speaker 2: Okay, Ship, I'm a question. Don't are they offer him
Speaker 2: or am I allowed to answer?
Speaker 1: You can answer for you. But it's the Sean pit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Okay, Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 1: Now we are in a samdpit. We already guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's Jenny. You can ask a question for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to go, sorry, hold on, Okay, God, it sounds.
Speaker 2: Like people's bones crunching. That meant to be a sandpit.
Speaker 1: It's just been raining. Yeah, so the sand is all money.
Speaker 1: The sand is all money. First of all, Sean, how
Speaker 1: are you enjoying the relationship with Mitchell so far?
Speaker 3: It's been beautiful, really lovely. Yeah, yeah, very it's all.
Speaker 1: No, this isn't awkward at all.
Speaker 3: I just won't make I contact with you because I
Speaker 3: can see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even look at me. Even how many relationships have
Speaker 1: you been in the past, This.
Speaker 3: Will be the first one that's actually lovely I've been
Speaker 3: in Yeah, I've had a boyfriend before. Was not a
Speaker 3: good experience, so I just pretend that never happens.
Speaker 2: I'm the same, I've technically had a boyfriend before, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, doesn't count. It was awful a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Now, how can you tell me the story of how
Speaker 1: you guys met, because I've heard Mitch's side, but I
Speaker 1: love your angle of the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So we officially met on a hinge, but we
Speaker 3: almost cross paths in January because I did one stand
Speaker 3: up thing once. Yeah, and Mitchell happened to be in
Speaker 3: the audience for it.
Speaker 1: Oh, that was when you were like starting and you
Speaker 1: were going to different clubs, right, or you're going to
Speaker 1: different shows.
Speaker 2: I went to an open mic night with my friend
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I can't be bother getting
Speaker 2: up there tonight, like we're just going to watch, right,
Speaker 2: and he goes, yea, yeah, we'll just go watch. I
Speaker 2: was like sweet and Seawan was one of the people
Speaker 2: getting up for the open mic night. When I turned
Speaker 2: to my friend and I said, oh, he's cute. I'm
Speaker 2: going to talk him on Instagram and I did, and
Speaker 2: then when we found each other on Hinge, I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: he looks familiar. Yeah, didn't click for a just though.
Speaker 2: We had to tell me were you with that comedy night,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh my god, it's you.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it was a bit awkward on our
Speaker 3: first date when you did get up the Instagram and
Speaker 3: you realize that you already followed me, and I'll have
Speaker 3: to be like, oh, I wonder how that happened. I
Speaker 3: was absolutely remembered because you were my first blue tick
Speaker 3: follow and that was a big vibe.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's you. That night I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a blue tis there. He can get people Blue
Speaker 1: Ticks really easily. So he's got he throws them around
Speaker 1: people who loves so I'm not saying Okay, and what
Speaker 1: was your first impression that was was? I mean, Mitch,
Speaker 1: was Sewn's comedy good or what was the vibe like
Speaker 1: at the night?
Speaker 2: Well, you know how Oprah always says that you don't
Speaker 2: remember what people say or do, but you remember how
Speaker 2: they make you feel. Yeah, all I remember is that
Speaker 2: I didn't cringe at Sean's comedy, but I did cringe
Speaker 2: at a lot of the others.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's I can't.
Speaker 2: Remember exactly what he said, Yeah, but I just remember
Speaker 2: he was one of the good ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Mitch wouldn't fake a compliment.
Speaker 3: I think I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we hit a nugget. We've had a nug go.
Speaker 1: I sent Slove in the room. Would you say that
Speaker 1: you are in the would you say that you two
Speaker 1: are in love?
Speaker 2: Well, we said the L word.
Speaker 3: That's that's a recent kids.
Speaker 2: I guess you said it for no way. You thought
Speaker 2: it was going to be him, didn't.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did Sean? Tell me how that happened? How
Speaker 1: did it happen? Did it shock you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: It was really lovely.
Speaker 3: It was actually a really really lovely moment. We're at
Speaker 3: a Christmas party event, and I really did let a
Speaker 3: little bit loose as well, So I don't know, did
Speaker 3: you get a bit vulnerable first?
Speaker 2: Before it just kind of happened? But I meant even
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit tips you know what happened the best? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, I'm going to cry? And then did
Speaker 2: I did? I was like, you pull yourself together, loser,
Speaker 2: you look like word for.
Speaker 3: Words and that to me. And just to be clear, it
Speaker 3: wasn't like loud, awful sobbing. It was just one dignified tear.
Speaker 3: But that's the version I'm sticking to. Just one, just
Speaker 3: a little gentleman.
Speaker 1: And then did you did you not say it back?
Speaker 1: Or did you say yeah for sure?
Speaker 2: Did I not include that part of I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's still waiting for it.
Speaker 1: You want to have a dig, Janner? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Go for a dig? Yeah, go for it. She's got
Speaker 1: the we've got soft hause she's good at digging. She's
Speaker 1: digging like a cat in a little bit, digging with
Speaker 1: my feet.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's buried in the same bit. She don't be
Speaker 2: able to dig yourself out. Sean, what do you think
Speaker 2: of Isabella.
Speaker 3: I like Isabella. I wish she liked me a little
Speaker 3: bit more.
Speaker 2: I think she's really come around to you.
Speaker 3: Oh good, because we've got we've got often a really
Speaker 3: good footing. She was quite interested when I first rocked up,
Speaker 3: and then she lost interest when she.
Speaker 2: First meets someone like I can tell if she likes
Speaker 2: him or not. And she was weirdly warm towards Hi
Speaker 2: when she first met That's a good sign. Yeah, she's definitely.
Speaker 2: She freaks out when people come over, but then she'll
Speaker 2: hear their voice and be like, oh no, I like them,
Speaker 2: and she'll come back. And she doesn't hide from Jean anymore.
Speaker 1: She was the same with me. She was terrified of
Speaker 1: me for months and then I actually think she might.
Speaker 1: But I just because I smell like mince chicken that
Speaker 1: she thinks unfriendly. But I'm really okay.
Speaker 2: Came in a bit hot too when you met her.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was screaming and yelling. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever come in cold in my life. All right,
Speaker 1: Now you've met the families, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't met Mark yet. Okay, yep, Mark, I
Speaker 3: very very briefly met the cole Yeah, and I've had
Speaker 3: a lovely evening meeting your parents as well, and family
Speaker 3: friend shine as well.
Speaker 2: He's gorgeous, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Jane and Ian what what was the meeting like?
Speaker 3: It was so lovely. I fucking love them. They are gorgeous.
Speaker 3: They are so lovely. So just sat night aside to
Speaker 3: go out and have a nice dinner.
Speaker 2: Well, that's my mom already before meeting him. She loved
Speaker 2: Sean because I told her that. I went on It
Speaker 2: might have been our second or third day to around
Speaker 2: my birthday, and he turned up.
Speaker 1: With flowers and I was on the date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, some sort
Speaker 2: of decent gentlemen. I haven't met one of those before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: It was partially think he was giving me the flowers
Speaker 2: because he felt bad that my podcast co host forgot
Speaker 2: my birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jna, we spoke to you about that.
Speaker 3: I'm sure bat guys, don't worry.
Speaker 1: We're very good. We have we have Mitchell's back to No.
Speaker 2: We turned up with flowers and I was like, how
Speaker 2: gorgeous is that? And Mum goes, oh, we got my
Speaker 2: boy flowers. He's a keeper.
Speaker 1: Oh god, if you can shear a sheep you set
Speaker 1: for life. She love you, That's why she likes me.
Speaker 3: It was funny because that was actually the same date
Speaker 3: that I took our first like photo of us. It
Speaker 3: was a point tower and I had to ask to
Speaker 3: retake it because, my god, did you look unhappy to
Speaker 3: be there? Tower did like a nice little pan from
Speaker 3: the window to that little table, and my god, and
Speaker 3: that was the original stak face. And now anytime we
Speaker 3: had an event, we'll feel Mitchell's displeasure face.
Speaker 2: A horrible bitch face. And that was the first time
Speaker 2: witnessing it, going Jesus Christ, I can't pose that.
Speaker 1: Get used to And you ask him and he goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm the happiest I've been in day. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: That's very funny. And I have a similar story. We
Speaker 1: had to get a tourist to take our photo and
Speaker 1: then I asked the guy to take our photo. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: can you take our pickeys like, no worries, And we
Speaker 1: kissed on the lips on our first photo, and then
Speaker 1: I think he is my brother is in town. He
Speaker 1: is in town. He doesn't leave after we'd kissed. It's
Speaker 1: really charming. Sorry, Now what do you do for work.
Speaker 1: You happy to talk about work.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, probably won't go to heaps in detail about it,
Speaker 3: but I love the job working an elected office in
Speaker 3: politics and occasionally get to go down to help them
Speaker 3: out in Parliament, which I love. Yeah, it's a really
Speaker 3: great job. I'm very very happy.
Speaker 1: You look like you enjoy it, Like on his instat
Speaker 1: it's very enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite different to my job.
Speaker 1: Well that's my next question, so let me just take
Speaker 1: a bit more. How do you feel about having a
Speaker 1: Blue Ticks, you know, influencing public figure boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's lovely, but also I think the big thing
Speaker 3: is as well, Like you know, with influencers, there's that
Speaker 3: sense of being really inauthentic and contrived, and Mitchell is
Speaker 3: just not that at all. He's not folied about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: exactly right. Yeah, you're very very real about it, and
Speaker 3: I love and all that. That's the best thing.
Speaker 2: Was it your dad that kind of wins when you
Speaker 2: told him what I do?
Speaker 3: It's like no, although dad did listen to the podcast
Speaker 3: for the first time and it was the one where
Speaker 3: you're talking about the period.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did he think this show?
Speaker 3: He said he enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: He probably did not for him this show? Is that?
Speaker 1: Would you say that?
Speaker 3: I think it would be.
Speaker 2: I think he probably just say that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. Yeah, is he a young gay
Speaker 1: man or a young woman?
Speaker 2: We welcome all time?
Speaker 1: No, of course we do. Of course we do it.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been listening and my brother's been listening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Dare you say when.
Speaker 1: Just that one? That one? Have another question? Okay, those
Speaker 1: feet at lots was like a paddle.
Speaker 2: Okay, when was your first kiss?
Speaker 3: That was? It was at your play, it was at
Speaker 3: my place. It was like the third I know, I know.
Speaker 3: It was a third date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Yeah right, And I actually, no,
Speaker 2: I won't say that much. I was going to say
Speaker 2: I felt bad because I had actually canceled that third
Speaker 2: date because I was in a foul mood because that
Speaker 2: was the day that you forgot my birthday and I
Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm in no mood for a date tonight. Sorry,
Speaker 2: So I had to wreath schedule.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, I think the birthday for getting fiasco, Yeah,
Speaker 3: actually really helped our relationship because I was able to
Speaker 3: swooping as with the hero and it really just accelerated
Speaker 3: the entire What you're.
Speaker 1: Saying here is us forgetting the birthday was the real g.
Speaker 2: All plan.
Speaker 1: And that's a successful What do you think, children? I
Speaker 1: hope we've done it. Are you seriously like wrapping up?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 7: Are you done?
Speaker 1: I got more questions? That's just gonna say. That's successful.
Speaker 1: So you got a heart out, don't you. You gotta
Speaker 1: be out of here. You're booked and busy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was boring.
Speaker 1: That's as someone who adores you too. That is very
Speaker 1: insightful in utry. Okay, what's the sex life with you?
Speaker 1: When you wanted more questions? Is it great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Good, that's great.
Speaker 3: See, I know this is where the juicy detail is
Speaker 3: going to come up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the father listening, apparently, did you.
Speaker 1: When did you first consummate the relationship? What date?
Speaker 3: I think it was the third date as well?
Speaker 1: So kids, wait, so it was the forgetting of the
Speaker 1: birthday that got you, guys to fuck up?
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think that's correct. It wasn't
Speaker 2: the third one. It was a little bit after that.
Speaker 3: It was the third No, it wasn't. Well, you're all
Speaker 3: it's the first.
Speaker 2: That's too much.
Speaker 1: The kids love that. These kids are very progressive. I
Speaker 1: was a gay uncle or okay, and you and you
Speaker 1: guys think you know, you're happy with a relationship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like long to long term stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, without getting really like sappy anything. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: really genuinely, very very happy, like you are just so
Speaker 3: gorgeous and so kind and sweet and funny, and I'm
Speaker 3: really overjoyed.
Speaker 1: And he was looking at me when he was a
Speaker 1: it's exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I forgot you. We're here.
Speaker 1: What is that kids snorting?
Speaker 2: It's weird when you're fucking incorporating kids and we were
Speaker 2: just talking about route so.
Speaker 1: They're not real. I don't exist.
Speaker 2: But even the theater of the mind that you're trying
Speaker 2: to paint, we're in a same bit with children talking
Speaker 2: about gay but that's not appropriate.
Speaker 1: That's why elbows in, you know, progressive kids. Now, what
Speaker 1: do you think of me as a co host in
Speaker 1: someone in Mitchell's life? Are you do improved? Do you
Speaker 1: think I'm a good influence?
Speaker 3: I know you are both very very important to Mitchell,
Speaker 3: and he's quite defensive of the people that are around him.
Speaker 3: I find so, Yeah, I think you've got a real
Speaker 3: it's a really beautiful friendship between the fau All. I
Speaker 3: think it's yeah, And I've only met you both briefly
Speaker 3: before this, but I hear a lot about you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of bad. No, I'm
Speaker 1: sure there is.
Speaker 7: Is that No?
Speaker 3: I think the birthday thing was the only Yeah. Otherwise
Speaker 3: it's yeah. Otherwise it seems like a really beautiful and he.
Speaker 2: Actually listens on, like, Hayden, can you believe I know,
Speaker 2: I don't have.
Speaker 1: A space to his own episode. And that's it.
Speaker 2: Any questions from you.
Speaker 1: Sir, only one.
Speaker 8: Are we still needing the viagra or is it just raw?
Speaker 1: Chemist question?
Speaker 3: That's a bad use of the word raw. Come on,
Speaker 3: my I don't even know.
Speaker 2: If I told someone about that, because he's only a
Speaker 2: new listener, not a he hasn't gone back to the archives.
Speaker 2: There was a whole period where I was trying to
Speaker 2: counteract the side effects of any presence with viagra, and
Speaker 2: I would document every attempt and it didn't work.
Speaker 1: Had a segment called Viagra Update where Mitch with updates
Speaker 1: on the use of viagara, but he took it too late,
Speaker 1: and then by the time everything was done it was
Speaker 1: still Yeah, it kicked in afterwards.
Speaker 2: There were two poor attempts.
Speaker 1: Yes, but moved past that. He gets hard on his
Speaker 1: own graduate. Not that it's a use.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was me and now I realized
Speaker 3: that was by.
Speaker 1: A yeah no not now.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I felt validated now.
Speaker 1: No, I was talking in the past present now finally, finally,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a big one or hit gold.
Speaker 1: Any anything you've noticed him, any criticisms in Mitchell, anything
Speaker 1: you've noticed that you thought, here we got that is
Speaker 1: something that I need to address, either with a therapist.
Speaker 2: Any red flags.
Speaker 3: No, but we're both overthinkers.
Speaker 2: But that's really what we can be.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I think that's just really well counteracted by really
Speaker 3: good communication.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'll just say I'm overthinking something real quick
Speaker 2: and then it's done, you know. Yeah, so it's not
Speaker 2: a problem on it.
Speaker 3: Think I feel like you have made me ruder because
Speaker 3: I've even started like sounding a bit more disgusting.
Speaker 1: That checks out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sometimes at work I say some of your.
Speaker 2: Usual one are my mitchellisms, Michalism.
Speaker 3: That's the word. Uh oh, you know at work, I
Speaker 3: saw an email was like.
Speaker 2: W FU, yes, yes, sensor every letter except the route
Speaker 2: one that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Fu S did you call people Dullan? Do you go?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: I haven't done Dlan.
Speaker 2: You know they even started doing the pet names, choking
Speaker 2: and all that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, And I've.
Speaker 2: Definitely infiltrated the vote. Cab, I've noticed you become all blunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've become more severe, especially this time of the
Speaker 3: year as well, when I'm starting to want to wrap
Speaker 3: up and everyone else is amping up and I'm not
Speaker 3: prepared for that. So that's when the Mitchellism is coming
Speaker 3: really handy. I need to express my disdain. Yes, I
Speaker 3: haven't been to before.
Speaker 1: I think you've passed. I'm Mitchell. You happy?
Speaker 2: No red flags from him? You're happy with this?
Speaker 1: No? Have I noticed any red flags?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: You've made sure he's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel sold. What does the jury think? Children, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a unanimous vote. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, before we get out of here, it's the
Speaker 2: last episode of the year. We've got to do a
Speaker 2: bit of a cleanse of Jenne's junk, get rid of
Speaker 2: all the shitted gems of ours.
Speaker 3: I'll help you.
Speaker 8: Yes, let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, whenever Mitch and I are thinking of an
Speaker 2: is it just me talking point to bring up on
Speaker 2: the show, and we think, now that's no good, Yes,
Speaker 2: chuck it in Jenne's junk, and then it just, you know,
Speaker 2: reservices one day?
Speaker 1: Why the funk?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And so this is all the terrible ideas we've
Speaker 2: had and decided not to run on the show. But
Speaker 2: we're running them here, aren't we?
Speaker 1: And Sean you having to stick around?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well Jenna hit us, let me head in.
Speaker 1: How are you doing that? Are you gonna help Sean?
Speaker 1: Because Jenna has it's one.
Speaker 2: Of those it's one of those bins that has like
Speaker 2: the pedal on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I can do it all and it's.
Speaker 2: Got that. Here we go, well is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or is the mona Lisa not even good?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I put that in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: She needs a shower. Look at her.
Speaker 1: Also, it is to decide if she's happy or sad.
Speaker 1: Pick a fucking line.
Speaker 2: I remember saying I don't get that whole thing where
Speaker 2: her eyes follow you wherever you go. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't see it. And then one day someone pointed
Speaker 2: out to me goes, No, no, like, instead of you walking
Speaker 2: side to side, just hold the Google image in front
Speaker 2: of you, intil it your phone. That freaked me out.
Speaker 2: Her eyes do I'm going to have to google see
Speaker 2: that either. Yeah, No matter what way the Mona Lisa
Speaker 2: is facing it, her eyes are looking at you. It's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's her whole selling point.
Speaker 1: I've got it up here. I'll do it to you
Speaker 1: as well, Sean. So you hold it and then what
Speaker 1: do you do?
Speaker 2: Just like tilt the phone like this?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Speaker 2: Yes, the eyes are looking at you no matter what
Speaker 2: side of your body she's on. It's weird.
Speaker 10: Speak.
Speaker 2: Okay, isn't she freaky? But also foul? Look at her?
Speaker 1: Are you actually bunked with Mona for three months? Interesting?
Speaker 2: I couldn't stand in a parcelt was before she was Lisa?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she had to hyphenate v Oh yeah that
Speaker 1: was her name. Wasn't interesting?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: What else is in the for it? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or are you waiting for aliens? Are you waiting for aliens?
Speaker 2: I definitely didn't, right, that's mine?
Speaker 1: Where are they at this point? We should have had them?
Speaker 2: Well, maybe they're not real?
Speaker 1: They are one hundred Sean, what do you think about aliens?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think it should have happened.
Speaker 1: It probably has, yes, and Sean's in politics. Sean would
Speaker 1: know the files that exist.
Speaker 3: Would that's a local electric office?
Speaker 1: There's missing people. I firmly believe aliens exist, and where
Speaker 1: the fuck are they showed themselves show up? Well?
Speaker 3: What about all the UFOs spottings and stuff from unsolved Mystery?
Speaker 3: I think the extreme majority would be bullshit, but just
Speaker 3: not convinced that everyone wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, how am I even think that we're the
Speaker 1: only people like?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: Is such an of course humans would think the only
Speaker 1: people that exist, they are the only people that exist.
Speaker 2: Alien for their own it's.
Speaker 3: Human beings are the peak of the universe? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Points that can't be true? Look at me. If this
Speaker 1: is the peak of the universe, then nothing matters, would
Speaker 1: you fucking alien?
Speaker 2: H depends on yeah, probably Sean doesn't depend on.
Speaker 3: Well, the Matt Smith version of Doctor Who.
Speaker 2: Maybe Yeah, Oh yes, it's doctor who bakes an alien?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That we found out that's it.
Speaker 3: That's the first flag and the first fight.
Speaker 2: I don't know that Doctor Who was an alien.
Speaker 3: You've got fifty nine years worth of Doctor Who to
Speaker 3: catch up on, so we'll start that.
Speaker 2: If it's an alien, why would I care? I thought
Speaker 2: I thought it was just a person with a job
Speaker 2: as a doctor, A fucking alien.
Speaker 1: You thought Doctor Who was a GP.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it in my life. I don't care.
Speaker 1: No, that's like how this morning. I thought Lizzo's surname
Speaker 1: was Lizo Beating, I said her on air. No, her
Speaker 1: INSTA handle is Lizo b Eating. Oh my god, her
Speaker 1: nine times and I'll go liz Oup.
Speaker 2: I seriously thought that was her name.
Speaker 1: I say it on radio nationally every night.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it's not?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm positive we fact checked it. Her name's like Lizzo,
Speaker 1: Marie Saint Tropez's or some bullshit.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's real. I thought I thought it was that too, beating.
Speaker 1: It's a self deprecating gag.
Speaker 2: What else have we got dinner? I bet you weren't
Speaker 2: mentally prepared to prepare to see Jennet junk today.
Speaker 1: Shocking, isn't it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: It's huge, fits a lot, it does, but it's full,
Speaker 2: proud of it. Are bath bombs ship? Yep? No? That
Speaker 2: was mine? Yeah, I agree, I agree, and I love
Speaker 2: a bath and everyone knows that about me, so I
Speaker 2: get a lot of bath bombs. And then I just
Speaker 2: when I was moving out of my old place, I
Speaker 2: just said to someone who has helped me move. It
Speaker 2: was Oscar, my friend, do you want these? And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd love them, because they just don't do much for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It always ends up looking like you've shot yourself,
Speaker 1: like you've squirted a little bit of two hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes a weird color. I don't get it,
Speaker 2: and the fragrance isn't that strong. I'd rather just pop
Speaker 2: a gorgeous candle in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Can I say, bring back those little animal gels? Remember
Speaker 1: they were squishy little animals.
Speaker 7: And there were dinosaurs and everything, And.
Speaker 1: Twist the tail off and squirt the juice out and
Speaker 1: then the actual packet itself would disintegrate.
Speaker 3: Can I ruin something for you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, another red flagging coming?
Speaker 2: Oh God, did you get me bath bones?
Speaker 3: I've got your really special ones?
Speaker 2: What special about them?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: They just they were the ones that were beautifully wrapped
Speaker 3: that I was telling you about, like give me a
Speaker 3: clothes like they're beautifully wrapped in their way literally kill.
Speaker 2: This conversation happened about two hours ago. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: on the phone and he goes, one of your presents
Speaker 2: turned up. I don't give me a clue.
Speaker 3: Fuck, but it's okay. I'll replace it with I'll give
Speaker 3: that to somebody else and I'll replace it because there's
Speaker 3: a few things coming for you.
Speaker 1: So that was that was. Yeah, do you guys do
Speaker 1: baby talk to each other?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, that's gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah that does.
Speaker 2: What do you mean baby talking? Like, oh my baby,
Speaker 2: your d to my cat?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you caught me up. You're like, yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Romances?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I get bad about the bath. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: That's all right. Is it just me? Or should we
Speaker 3: all banish belts?
Speaker 1: No, that's me.
Speaker 2: My belt broke the other day, which was so good
Speaker 2: for the echo. It was just like buckling under my weight.
Speaker 2: And because I didn't have a spare and I needed
Speaker 2: something to help me pants up, I've started putting shoelaces
Speaker 2: around my belt buckle fashion that's good. And then I
Speaker 2: got these gorgeous silver shoelacers and now I'm embracing it.
Speaker 2: I'm getting all these nice different shoelaces instead of.
Speaker 1: It's really cool. No, that's like a skater trend. That's
Speaker 1: like in very in to tire your shoelace around your
Speaker 1: waistband Blancia doing it.
Speaker 2: I really thought I invented, among other things, Yes, I
Speaker 2: thought I invented that. I literally I was looking around, going,
Speaker 2: how the fuck do I hold my pants up? I'll
Speaker 2: just have to use this shoelace, And I thought I
Speaker 2: was so genius. Are you telling me that's already a thing?
Speaker 1: Is a thing skaters do. It's so cool.
Speaker 2: I'm not starting a new trend. I'm jumping on that.
Speaker 1: No you're not. Can I can? I will say?
Speaker 2: Can?
Speaker 1: I say? They bring back fin belts.
Speaker 2: Remember thin belts, Yeah, they snap easily.
Speaker 1: It's a women's thing. That was like just a really
Speaker 1: thin belt. You can't bring them back, like a thin
Speaker 1: crushed pizza. But now belts are like thick belt buckles.
Speaker 1: I hate, especially having a tummy. They like dig into you.
Speaker 1: Anyone else have that problem?
Speaker 2: I'm saying, banish the belts altogether. You won't have that
Speaker 2: problem with my shoelace method.
Speaker 3: It's a nightmaring security because I'm always panicked and frazzled
Speaker 3: trying to put it back on again, there's people queuing up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the worst part of that.
Speaker 2: I won't have that with my shoelaces.
Speaker 3: No, you won't.
Speaker 1: But some of them always they always pick and choose
Speaker 1: no belt on your or sometimes I go through it
Speaker 1: my rings. I hope I keep it on, and then
Speaker 1: you get to the end they're like, wow, your rings
Speaker 1: on my back? Through The messaging isn't clear here at all?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or?
Speaker 3: Is Christmas with the Cranks the most superior Christmas movie?
Speaker 2: How many times you have to bring this one up?
Speaker 1: I've forgot been there? Well, I was actually a great point, Sean.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. No, but I'm feeling Love actually
Speaker 3: would be the peak though you have to be the top.
Speaker 1: That's bad.
Speaker 3: No, does everyone disagree with Love actually being a good
Speaker 3: Christmas movie?
Speaker 1: Suan?
Speaker 3: This is far too sentimental for this room.
Speaker 8: I'm just I'm gonna put it out.
Speaker 1: I seen I've never seen.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time since it's in Love Actually, Yeah,
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christmas to the Cranks, it's great. It's got Jamie
Speaker 1: Lee Curtis.
Speaker 2: You've given it's this fee before.
Speaker 1: I don't need to sell it. And I wasn't doing
Speaker 1: a good job either, just.
Speaker 2: We cleaned out the junk. Jennifer, I know, but he
Speaker 2: entered more.
Speaker 1: I put it in Every Christmas. Go watch that movie.
Speaker 1: If you're not convinced, you'll laugh your ass off. And
Speaker 1: this is a sponsored post Christmas now streaming around.
Speaker 3: I'm going, Okay, is it just me or a boiled
Speaker 3: eggs in there? Comeback?
Speaker 1: No, that's me. Really, I've about three a day. When
Speaker 1: did you start, I'll breakfast. I'm doing breakfast radio at
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 2: So you've been doing it for a week.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it's so easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll get over it real quick.
Speaker 1: Oh really, did you have a boil But I think
Speaker 1: everyone has a boiled egg period? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I had my ear and I thought it was the
Speaker 2: best thing of the time. But I got over it
Speaker 2: so quickly, especially getting up early.
Speaker 1: It's when I was doing breakfast radio because it's such
Speaker 1: an easy thing. You pop on a couple of eggs,
Speaker 1: you peel, and you popp it in salt and pepper. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's delicious protein.
Speaker 2: But then they start to take real rank when it's
Speaker 2: all you eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you had a bald egg period? Shown?
Speaker 3: Well, when I was a kid, I used to only
Speaker 3: like the yolks of eggs, so I'd have dinner. They
Speaker 3: put an egg in front of me, and I just
Speaker 3: yeah the egg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair, it was the opposite. I would only eat
Speaker 1: the egg white.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, how do you do that? That sounds tricky?
Speaker 1: Well, it was mostly fried eggs, so like you just
Speaker 1: you separate.
Speaker 2: The I'm in my scrambled eggs era, and I will
Speaker 2: say it's had more longevity than the boiler era.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I'm not sick of them.
Speaker 1: No props to the eggs. How do you cook your scramble?
Speaker 2: What do you do fucking scramble them?
Speaker 3: Microwave a bowl of a little bit of butter yeah,
Speaker 3: and a little bit of cream yeah, and then like
Speaker 3: cream yeah. Oh yeah, No, they're lovely because.
Speaker 2: I don't do any of that ship but put them
Speaker 2: in the pan.
Speaker 1: What's the who cooks in? Who's the clean who is
Speaker 1: I mean not you know, pushed atereotypes. But is there
Speaker 1: someone that you predominantly cooks you've cooked more than me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It really depends whose house for us? Yeah, because I
Speaker 2: like to do all the doting when he's at my place.
Speaker 2: But then I have brought ingredients to your place and
Speaker 2: done the cooking as well, probably me more so he'll
Speaker 2: chop one onion and be like, oh thank god I
Speaker 2: was here.
Speaker 1: It doesn't count no more.
Speaker 2: Jump, I have a lot, but I'm done. I'm already
Speaker 2: running late. Fucking hell, you've got to go.
Speaker 1: Is that the end of the show?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: Actually, why did we get your callbacks from our mums ship?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I haven't looked. I forgot about that. Let
Speaker 2: me look. My mum's has come through.
Speaker 1: My god, all right, just air drop it to me
Speaker 1: and I can play it through the system.
Speaker 2: So with your mum's one, it says not responded or failed.
Speaker 2: So she dodged the call. She dodged the But Hayden's
Speaker 2: has come through as well. Let's see if he actually
Speaker 2: answered though, that's the thing already. So this one we
Speaker 2: about Tinder?
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, okay, hello, Hello, Hi, it's Maria.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 5: This is embarrassing.
Speaker 4: You gave me your phone number on Tinder and I've
Speaker 4: just decided.
Speaker 11: To be brave and give you a.
Speaker 2: Bus hung up. We should have checked it was a
Speaker 2: woman calling. And then we've got the one that I
Speaker 2: did to my mum about alcoholics anonymous. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see, this might not have been home. Who knows.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, it's doctor Stevens.
Speaker 4: I'm calling from Alcoholics Anonymous. So I'm calling to set
Speaker 4: up the appointment with a psychologist so we can get
Speaker 4: you into that group when's better for you in the morning,
Speaker 4: all the afternoon.
Speaker 2: Dr Stephens, I'm who we're actually after.
Speaker 4: Look, it's usually a family member or a friend who
Speaker 4: makes contact with us in order to help you.
Speaker 3: So in this case, didn't they tell you?
Speaker 4: Do you think about this?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 10: They didn't.
Speaker 9: Well, we were.
Speaker 4: Send a picture of you at my party. We seem
Speaker 4: to be intoxicated. Surely you need our assistance.
Speaker 10: Oh, I could probably do with some But.
Speaker 4: Denying problems is not the best way to face them, right,
Speaker 4: admitted it?
Speaker 2: I guess not.
Speaker 7: But I just don't know who would have told you.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I humbly apologize. Maybe I don't have
Speaker 4: the wrong.
Speaker 6: Number, or is somebody playing a joke gone you?
Speaker 1: Whatever, that's not good. I do have a drinking problem. God.
Speaker 1: That is the such a cringe way to end it,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think I've ever listened that long into
Speaker 2: a before someone hangs up. They must at the end reveal.
Speaker 2: It's a joke.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely fantastic stuff.
Speaker 3: That's going to be the best one, oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, Sean was with me when I was
Speaker 2: making all these calls and I was like, damn it,
Speaker 2: I should have done one on him. Why did I
Speaker 2: let you fat?
Speaker 1: That was great? It would have been so polite or
Speaker 1: in a good note to end the season on everyone.
Speaker 1: That's us, Oh, Sam, Sean, Jenna, mich and Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 1: We're all here the family.
Speaker 2: Yes, signing off for twenty twenty two. It's been gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It's been a fucking weird year. But we're feeling good
Speaker 2: about the new year apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're feeling hopeful. We're manifesting it, even if we
Speaker 1: don't really feel it. We just put that out into
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're manifesting it for ourselves. And you, Jenna, how
Speaker 2: are you feeling in the straight jacket? You haven't tapped out? No,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 1: Is it actually having any therapeutic benefit? Perhaps it could be.
Speaker 2: A weighted blanket type of thing.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, you can keep up to a well ago.
Speaker 1: It's a couple of weeks break. We're back in the
Speaker 1: new year, So after Christmas, have a good Christy save Christmas.
Speaker 2: We're going to miss it in the podcast, of course,
Speaker 2: but it'll be nice to have a break and then yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll be back in the new year, looking forward to it.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 1: We love you, listening to see you a season five?
Speaker 2: Very Are I fine?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 8: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. I got to make this quick
Speaker 2: because Mitchell's boyfriend is going to be so mad at me.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? So the TikTok for you festival events
Speaker 1: on Hayden is like the project manager running the damn thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm going, but mitch'es you're doing something within the show.
Speaker 2: Yep, Hayden wroped me into doing something on stage at
Speaker 2: part of the event, and then you were fucking late
Speaker 2: to this recording. So it's on you. He can he
Speaker 2: can blame you later when I'm late for rehearsal.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I do apologize by Sammy. What Mike
Speaker 1: is out? I'll put you on. Oh hang on, it's
Speaker 1: Mike five may care?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on in, chill you better.
Speaker 1: Now, what did you think, Sean, did you hear astro
Speaker 1: Tash last week admit that she believes Mitch and I
Speaker 1: are actually right?
Speaker 3: Yes, sEH, I did hear that.
Speaker 1: Now, what did you think?
Speaker 3: You are jealous? Naturally came immediately unhinged. Yes, is the
Speaker 3: voodo door working? Is what I'm trying to work?
Speaker 1: Well? Yes, so you've been stabbing the brain part of
Speaker 1: the ball and it's been working. No, but it's as
Speaker 1: it was, more like a workers or a friendship, soul mates.
Speaker 1: There's no romantic You've never had sex. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: I do say, God.
Speaker 2: You want the roomor to be out there as a possibility.
Speaker 2: I'm just quashing it. Yeah, quash is great.
Speaker 1: Yea blessed Lattice. I was on a plane with Bob
Speaker 1: Catter and he checkses Akubra.
Speaker 3: I was having a chat with Bob Catter at the
Speaker 3: a Christmas party. Do you think at Parmit House what
Speaker 3: they thought was going to be the last week of
Speaker 3: the year? You know, obviously know the famous proclivities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every week?
Speaker 3: Every story is that that is not unusual for him? Apparently?
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to like flip out almost and like completely
Speaker 2: change topics and temper.
Speaker 3: It's just the non sequitous. Yeah, they're just they're just
Speaker 3: so drastic.
Speaker 1: Well, he went from gay marriage to crocodiles and humans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 3: He was actually kind of surprisingly quite lovely to chat.
Speaker 3: I just didn't really understand what the fuck was going
Speaker 3: on for most of the conversation, but I was.
Speaker 2: Fair for the right.
Speaker 1: I've now said, what are you doing for the break?
Speaker 8: You're going away, Yeah, you're going to see the family,
Speaker 8: have a little break and there for a week before eyebreak.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing for the holidays? We haven't
Speaker 1: actually discussed where we're going.
Speaker 2: It's my first Christmas, not going home for Christmas Day?
Speaker 1: Actually, are you going to be with Sean? And that's such
Speaker 1: a big sea? Did that piece off your family?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: But yeah, And then he's going to come Bgate eventually,
Speaker 2: I think the twenty seventh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, late twenty six or twenty seventh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's going to get experienced Bogan Gate. Can
Speaker 2: you fucking believe.
Speaker 1: My god, you're going to beat me to it. I've
Speaker 1: never been to Bogue.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I've got a flannel ready to go. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got the boots.
Speaker 2: Everything too hot for that.
Speaker 1: So are you going on holidays on? No?
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't mind going on a fucking holiday sooner.
Speaker 2: It's been eighty since I've been on a proper one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Now, whatever happened to our big summer holiday going to boging.
Speaker 2: Gate, Oh well that was that was that was locked in,
Speaker 2: so you' said three yeah, But then when it came
Speaker 2: time to actually doing it, which was like, oh, Hayden,
Speaker 2: I have tickets to some ship. So he just forgot
Speaker 2: he double book.
Speaker 1: No, I think I did double book. I don't think
Speaker 1: we ever officially locked it in.
Speaker 2: In everyone else's mind, it was official except yours. So
Speaker 2: we tried. It's pretty because it was Jenuy.
Speaker 1: If you would have ever come Jenny, Jenna was going
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: In Dubbo, so it would ben't easy.
Speaker 1: Oh you're in Dubble.
Speaker 2: It was twenty twenty, the end of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Interesting is that when you got the Doubble dust? Is
Speaker 1: that that trip?
Speaker 2: No? Oh? When I was packing my old place and moving,
Speaker 2: Sean goes, what the fuck is this dust?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's a violet dirt.
Speaker 1: Truly is just.
Speaker 3: That's great?
Speaker 1: What are you doing, Jenny? You going away?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Dubosmith possibly.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just want to get to ask you if
Speaker 2: we've got a big labeh.
Speaker 1: No, No, but I mean manners would say that's the
Speaker 1: nice um. No, truly nothing. No, we wanted to do
Speaker 1: a holiday, but we're fucking exhausted. We're so tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exhaust I'm the sort of person that needs a
Speaker 2: holiday from the holiday after the holiday to recover from
Speaker 2: the holiday, which was meant to be recovery. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to l A. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want to. That's such a big trip.
Speaker 1: It's such a big flight.
Speaker 2: It's also not a good place to go. No, it's rank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know you're in and out recently.
Speaker 1: No, I've been out. I'm going though, for the first time,
Speaker 1: to South Australia in early can I've never been in
Speaker 1: my whole life.
Speaker 3: I was there for the first time a few weeks
Speaker 3: ago my brother moved down. Yeah, and it's just performing
Speaker 3: so it was a Yeah, it was weekend down.
Speaker 2: Is it gorgeous?
Speaker 3: Gorgeous? Never use the word quaint so much in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: really very sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd probably sooner go there than Brisbane. Apparently, his adverse.
Speaker 3: Oh well, no, I felt terrible. I only said two words,
Speaker 3: like for lightly decline or something. But I've never been. Oh,
Speaker 3: I just quite like Sydney. Yeah, I do' not messing much.
Speaker 3: Oh I heard that bridge is lovely though.
Speaker 2: The flooding is that we have to worry about.
Speaker 1: It was cute though. I do like Brisbane name. I
Speaker 1: like the Gold Coast. Actually I could live.
Speaker 3: God Coast is fun.
Speaker 2: Foul, it's foul.
Speaker 1: I'm from a Shia, so it's in my DNA to
Speaker 1: be foul.
Speaker 2: You know what I've noticed, though, there's such a difference
Speaker 2: between people that live in North and South Sydney. Like
Speaker 2: people like Shorting in Northern Beaches. They're quite happy to
Speaker 2: venture out and they don't complain about the commute from
Speaker 2: the Northern Beaches to the city. But people in the Shire,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's like they think they live on
Speaker 2: another island. They're like, oh, I can't come.
Speaker 1: I live in the Shire. It's too far. That is true.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you have a trained.
Speaker 1: The Northern Beaches are the most biggest Complainers've ever heard
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 2: I've never heard anyone from the beaches complain about having
Speaker 2: a mute on the bloody beach people.
Speaker 1: They only talk to people know the anomaly. You're a
Speaker 1: lovely Norse.
Speaker 3: You guys got to the Northern Beaches much at all?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: God, it's actually not far at all, to be honest,
Speaker 2: it's very easy. It's an Avalon a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: You loved it.
Speaker 3: It's Avalon is a bit, but it's always like, you
Speaker 3: know how the Northern Beaches has that snooty reputation. Avalon
Speaker 3: is what we consider the pinnacle of that. Oh that's
Speaker 3: not entirely true. It's just this generalization that's just existing.
Speaker 3: It's always become the Northern Beaches inside joke. But Pomis
Speaker 3: wasn't coming to plug anything. But if you want to
Speaker 3: come to an event we're doing on the Northern Beaches
Speaker 3: in January, launching a gay pride.
Speaker 1: Group, Oh I love that.
Speaker 3: If you'd like to be there, yeah.
Speaker 2: Plug it.
Speaker 1: You're halfway.
Speaker 3: So we're launching a not for profit community organizations called
Speaker 3: Fusion Fried and Yees. So we're launching it ahead of
Speaker 3: Well Fighting January. It's the launch party and then yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll just exist in the lord the Beaches because as
Speaker 3: you know, used to be represented by Tony Abbott and
Speaker 3: bomb and Bishop, people who were not that inclined to
Speaker 3: help build that part of the community. Yeah, so changing
Speaker 3: that now and forming a group to yeah, make sure
Speaker 3: that there's social connection and advocacy and just just making
Speaker 3: the Northern Beach is a bit gay.
Speaker 2: A fusion pride on Instagram. If you could all go
Speaker 2: follow right now, thank you. I'm gonna watch you. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I would straight back.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have we covered what everyone's doing for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We have.
Speaker 2: You were doing the cherry and the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do hate in this big Filipino family Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sober. They get like they have four tables,
Speaker 1: they fill them with banana leaf and they cook like
Speaker 1: all this amazing food and they just put it on
Speaker 1: the table on the banana leaf, and you go up
Speaker 1: and get one of the banana leaves and use it
Speaker 1: as your plate and you eat like that's all this
Speaker 1: traditional Filipino food is amazing. Then we got to my
Speaker 1: mum's house and she's like, it's boiled. How do you
Speaker 1: burn it? It's just shocking.
Speaker 8: Also, like the big Filipino Christmas Eve sounds like a
Speaker 8: terrible holiday special or.
Speaker 1: A really bad porn. Yeah, I'll follow back fusion prior
Speaker 1: to it must be they must be on the local
Speaker 1: big big deal with you that did that?
Speaker 3: No, I've got I've got my phone on airplane mode.
Speaker 2: All right. I was like, so you didn't follow them
Speaker 2: back when they followed? Yeah, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Let's just see you follows.
Speaker 2: He's not an outline.
Speaker 1: Hell, I think you're fine. All right, Well what are
Speaker 1: you doing New Year's? Is doing any plans for New Years?
Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, we'll either be in bog and Gat or
Speaker 2: if I get sick of it, I'll come back to Sydney.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll just take Mitchell's lead, follow his lead.
Speaker 1: We always have the Kiss Party to fall back. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go, but it's free drinks and it's
Speaker 1: like we get the VIP we can just go.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much. Me and Petho are posting
Speaker 3: that this year.
Speaker 8: I really Yeah, so I can't feel free to come
Speaker 8: down or not apparently or if whatever you're.
Speaker 2: Doing in Sydney just listen to Kiss you'll hear see them,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, drunk and talking to drunk Kiss listeners right there
Speaker 8: on opera bar.
Speaker 1: Really not Harbor. I did that for four years and
Speaker 1: it's the worst gig.
Speaker 3: Is it really?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: It sounds fantastic.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's shocking those people like Chlaw you it's like
Speaker 1: a zombie movie and they're all counting down. It does
Speaker 1: feel like an asteroids about.
Speaker 2: Invite Sam if you're if you're apparently in with them,
Speaker 2: I mean sure, that doesn't sound premise. I need a
Speaker 2: plant one too, please.
Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't host, so I'm sorry, SAMU.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I was bummed about that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we would have fun. I know, I thought I
Speaker 1: was going to be away. Maybe I should just say
Speaker 1: yes and then we could do it together and then
Speaker 1: invite to our friends. Well, listen, if we don't have
Speaker 1: anything on, we'll just pull the last minute. Let's go.
Speaker 2: If you guys want to keep chatting, you can. But
Speaker 2: I've really got to go. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: You're fine, You're fine. Let's let's go everyone you sure? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel bad cutting it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Sure, No, I'm fine, I'm fine. We love you, Sean.
Speaker 2: You so much fun.
Speaker 1: Everyone stays so have a great holidays, look after yourself.
Speaker 2: This is what you expected. Sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I didn't know what to expect. But this
Speaker 3: has been fantastic, so thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: The studio is a bit gress isn't it.
Speaker 3: No, I'm really impressed with it.
Speaker 2: It's likely. Do we want to so glass half full
Speaker 2: all the time?
Speaker 1: That's an I like that. We'll see you next year, guys,
Speaker 1: Season five's come and see.
Speaker 2: Maybe this podcast made you feel at least three percent
Speaker 2: better today. That's all so gat to do.
Speaker 1: Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Just can't wait to talk to you in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: You We'll see you in the new year.
Speaker 2: By Fine Is It Just Me? A podcast by a
Speaker 2: couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast