WEBVTT - #134: The Sean Pit 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.400 Would you like to try a vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.280 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.480 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:08.360 I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:08.879 I'll tell you what. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.040 Yeah, because you're young and stupid. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.120 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.119 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:18.239 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:22.279 No? You know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.560 I had it in the car on the way home 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.799 and I didn't have a spood, so I was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.439 an out of dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:26.759 a hole. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.280 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.239 Being fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.160 You haven't been thinking about the right person? 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:38.159 Goodness? 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:39.320 May this is? 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:41.080 Is it just. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.040 To buy a couple of mitches? 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:44.840 Hi? 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:45.720 It's Jenna. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:49.159 this season? 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:55.279 Sorry? No, he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Oh 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:55.600 my god? 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:56.000 How are you? 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.280 For the final time in twenty twenty two? Hello you hello? 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:00.360 Last time? 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.560 I feel like it was yesterday that we started season four. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:04.559 What the fuck's happened? 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.479 I know, I lost track of seasons. Remember we had 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.040 like a calendar and we're like thirty episodes per season. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.319 Yeah, I just I know that we say this every year. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.080 Oh it flew by, but this year more than ever. 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:16.119 Oh god, yeah, I feel like it was literally yesterday. 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.160 We got the new artwork and one hundredth episode and 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:19.280 all that stuff, and now it's gone. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.080 I know we're ready for a new season, but we're 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.120 not done yet. One final episode and we're going out 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:24.680 with a bang is very exciting. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.720 Yeah, there's someone lurking outside the studio today. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.960 Yeah, he's in waiting everyone. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:30.959 Yeah, no, it's just me. 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.640 It's oh yes, sans Hera Cole. It's Price, keep it Jenner, 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:35.199 Third Wheel. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:38.560 That's Jenna Mary, Hi, Jenna, how are you merry Christmas? 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:39.360 Christmas? 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:44.040 Now in waiting in the in the green room is Sean. Everyone, 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.440 Mitch's brand new boyfriend. Welcome Sean. 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:46.759 Hello? 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.720 Oh Butdon Hello, Hello, prest how are you? 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.800 I really didn't think it actually organized this. I was 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.800 banking on your terrible organization. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:57.880 Listen, Sean and I have been in cahots. I left 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.880 him on Red How many days I was good? 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:00.120 Like for. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:03.200 I knew that would happen. 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.400 Lucky I had the lead time. He chased me up. 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:06.880 I bet he would have to. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:10.040 He's begging me to come on. We're going to be 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:16.839 doing the first annual annuals everything annual, the first ever 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.400 rendition of the Sean Pit today. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.200 And so what's the idea behind the shan pek. It's 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.520 going to be digging for details in our private life? 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:24.680 Is that what's happening? To listen? 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.680 I really like Sean and from the background check I've 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.240 done in the police check, so does society. And I 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.880 just want to make sure he's right for you, because 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.120 how long has it been with you guys? 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.760 Now we're coming up to six months now. Just held 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:40.960 it up with his fingers. Yes, you know I knew. 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.639 I didn't have to read the fucking fingers. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:47.720 I knew it with six months long fingers. Nine, you're smiling. 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:51.280 The Sean Pit is where I and Jenna will investigate 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.400 and dig a little deeper. And the reason that's the 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:55.280 shan Pi is because I'm not rough and I'm not 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.960 I'm not tracing grim. Sure you know it's playful. It's playful, 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:01.519 and it's like a sam pig, you know what, play 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.440 with some sand cassles, maybe knock him down, you know, 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.400 maybe get a grain in our eye and have to 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:09.120 go to emergency. Who knows what will happen, but I 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.160 will say I am waiting and let me just check 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:17.320 the sanders ready, is it white soft? Really soft? 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.120 That a sand digging sound effect. There's a sandpit rather 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.240 sounded like pixie dust. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.880 Well for a gay couple, that's probably anyway. So that's 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.320 coming up the Sean Pitt. I'm so excited. We love 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.160 you Sean already, so it's going to be just relaxed. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:31.919 Another thing on the way is that I have been 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.480 fucking with all three of you, Sam, Mitch and Jenner, 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.360 and I'm gonna I'm going to reveal the prank today 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:36.920 just so you know. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:38.760 I hate pranks when I'm not in on it. 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.640 It's already happened. Wait, and I think you've figured out. Mit, 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:42.920 you're the only one that's cottoned on. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:43.800 I'm very smart. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:48.520 Yeah, for once, Labor, I'll tell you about it, Lady Joe. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.200 It's such an it you'll remember. You'll remember. You just 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:52.880 probably didn't realize it was me behind it. 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:58.880 It has been slipping arsenic into your drinking water. You Yeah, 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:00.120 also for God's sake. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:00.720 It's Christmas. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:05.000 Oh you remember, I don't remember it, and I will 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:09.200 say each other presents, right, I hope with presents. I 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.320 went above and beyond. I'm gonna start. Okay, So I'm 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.440 gonna stary the presence because I went to four different 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:17.200 fucking stores for you, Mitchell Coombs. Yeah, I drove to 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:17.760 our Tarman. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.400 Where the fuck is that taman my quarry part. 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:22.760 Julie went, we don't have it in stock. I said, Julie, 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.240 the fucking website said you had. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:25.640 In stock, Babe, I hate that. 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.000 She goes, I got pink in stock. I don't want pink. 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:30.520 I want yellow. Oh so I had to drive to 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:31.880 our Tarmin, go to our time and they went, no, 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.159 I don't have it by let me call Cherrybrook. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.000 We're the fucking these suburbs. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.360 When when what? 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:37.560 No? 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:38.200 When did I? 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.400 I thought I'd give you the pleasure. So Merry Christmas, Mitchell. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.800 Oh my god, what is this. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:49.000 I'm enjoying? Whoa, it's about. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.400 A meter long? Is it a puzzle? 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:54.800 That's not a puzzle now it's something you mentioned on 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:56.000 this very show. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:01.000 Oh my god, do you love it? It's like a 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:05.360 Nana shopping trouble that I mentioned you know what. These 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.200 are hard to find, because I was looking for one 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.839 myself the other day and I just gave up. I 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.480 was like, oh, they can't find it, so thank god 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.120 you did a good quality. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.279 It's from a d and it's got an insulated insight. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:20.520 It's so dead yeah, fancy, and it's in Jim Yellow perf. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:21.680 Gorgeous. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.080 I love you use it, of course. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.160 I'll use it. Okay, good, I'm looking for one the 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.279 other day. I really need one. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.840 I'm cute. Shall I do Jenna's or should you do 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.040 me houses? Should I just do? 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.240 Will get yours out of the way, all. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:35.960 Right, Jenna, this is for you. I didn't wrap it 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.520 because your name's on in the show. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:37.920 Yeah. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.080 I will say that this something in there for you 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:44.320 and for Isabella because I was doing buying my. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.560 Cat presidence via Jenna. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:46.880 What's your rats cat's name? 0:05:48.000 --> 0:06:00.120 Call me, call me she can get high. It's Catney. No, 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.960 that ship's great, Jenna, Connie, Well love it. So I've 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.279 got cartnip Isabella. She'll go feral for about half an 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.600 hour and then green out. Oh really all day? Oh 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:09.480 it is wrapped. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:10.440 Oh that's wrapped. You. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:14.280 Of course this will take fucking ten years, so st. 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:15.599 When I check, I just use your clause. When I 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.960 checked out of pet Barn, they were like, use this sparingly, 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.320 and I'm like, God, Jenna knows how to self medicate 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:24.520 this cats, she doesn't need directions. She'll be just right. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:27.560 It's from Peter Alexander. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.240 What is that look I've seen that you have to 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.440 say what it is at the podcast meeting. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.200 Sorry, there pajama shorts from Peter Alexander with cats on 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:38.120 the cue. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:41.120 It's so cute, all right, Well, while we're at it. Sorry, 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:42.600 they're perfect. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:43.840 There's a receipts in there. You can change it. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:47.480 Do in mind while we're at it. Yes, you, while 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.560 you're in the spirit of un kind of teens with 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.200 the theme no spoilers, Thank you for you, Oh, thank you. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.760 It's an envelope, for fact's sake. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.400 Read what's on the envelope. Read it out. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.080 It says, don't read this out, but pretend this is 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.760 beautifully wrapped. It's a it's a podcast. No one will 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.080 see that. It's just a boring one on and he. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:14.040 Goes, oh, it's an envelope. Tried to cover my tracks 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:14.440 so hard. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.320 You know first, and I also have some rose if 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:21.680 anyone stop it. Yeah, it's low alcohol because we're going 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:25.000 for twenty twenty three clean. What is the point of that? 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:25.280 Now? 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:29.200 I never agree to that. Shit going up and pause? Yeah, 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:32.000 oh this is so cute. Yeah, what did I give 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:36.320 you dinner? It's a little cat mug Yep, it's like 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.560 a little teacup set with a cat on it. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:39.600 That's gorgeous. 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.360 Wow, we know Jennis so well. We both down the 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:44.800 cat so much. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.320 That's the lovely do apparently open mind? 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.680 Oh the big bows coming off now. I need you 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.800 to know that I did have to ask your gay 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.760 facto hate and watch it. I get Mitchell. It's so 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.400 hard to buy for and there is part of me 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.240 that thinks maybe this is more a present for him 0:07:58.280 --> 0:07:59.720 than you, because this is what he suggested. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:01.600 Do you know how hard it is to get in here? 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:02.160 No? 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:02.600 I don't. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.320 This is so this is right up my alley. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:04.920 The voucher. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.160 It's a voucher for a Besteka. What's that is? Like 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:09.680 the best steak restaurant in Australia. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.760 Oh there you go. God, I'm good, thank you, You're welcome. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.080 That's lovely. I'm assuming you'll take Hayden. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.920 Yeah, it turns how Sean Goes might get up. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.720 I actually wasn't sure if you'd love that, because I 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.360 feel like, knowing you as well as I do, I 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:26.880 feel like you'd be adverse to vouchers. You're like, oh, 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.239 too much. I mean they're too fiddly. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:28.840 I forget. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.160 Have you used that massage about I've got your fee 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.240 the birthday in September? 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.400 I have used it. Yeah. She climbed me like a 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:42.040 spider monkey. She went in me at one point. Oh, 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:44.079 the Mitchell Coombs wasn't sure. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:45.079 All right, I'm pouring the rose. 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:46.640 Okay, this is lovely, Mitchell. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:49.120 Thank you a pleasure. I think God Hayden gave me 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.000 an idea because you are actually quite hard to buy for. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:51.800 I'm very hard to buy for. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.199 Yeah, okay, my turn. Oh I didn't realize, Janna, we 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:56.440 gotten present are beautiful. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.120 That's nice, Jenna awkward If you didn't you. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.080 Didn't get this rosey out of the chilled section, did you? 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.600 No? I didn't. I was in such a rush. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:06.040 Thank you, Merry Christmas, Thanks and Red, thank you Ja 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:07.160 oh my wine? 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.000 Oh it just played it sound sound effects? 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.960 Did you just build that on the radio panel. Oh fu, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.559 where's the paper towel in this bitch? You turned the 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:19.400 fader off the lea. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:20.880 Yeah, the mouse is wet. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.720 I need tissues. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:25.959 It's a Christmas tear. Now. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.360 Well, if it's your first time listening, welcome to Is 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.640 it just me? We start the same way every week. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.920 It is it just me? Eat something we've noticed, something 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.199 we hate or appreciate. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.320 There's glass all over the panel. 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:43.679 Can you press the button that turns that fader off? 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:49.440 Thank you, we're. 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:53.640 All good, Mitchell. I didn't drop it. Look it shattered. Okay, no, 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:57.560 listen to me on Christmas. I didn't drop it, sham. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:59.200 Look I think you might have bumped it. You didn't 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:00.080 drop it. 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.240 Half. I didn't drop it. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.559 There's still some ros I left in there, though, So 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:08.360 that's yours, Sam, cheers, Merry Christmas, Christmas. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.679 Ya back to regular programming. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:12.400 Okay, back to the present. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:14.400 Sorry about that pickup, Sean. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:19.240 That doesn't happen every week, It really doesn't. Thanks, I'm 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:20.160 gonna open Gen's present. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:20.360 Two. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:20.719 What do we go? 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.280 You go first. We're gonna do some clean up quickly. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.280 Do you still need to clean up? Oh? We just 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.960 got Jenna the first of all the junk food I'm 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:32.839 going to devour over Christmas. Fuck hell oh no, oh 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.000 my god, caramel bables. I love this every purposing Easter 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.920 eggs like we've got these fucking round chocolate. Let's let's 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.840 call them bables exactly. I love it good. I was 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:48.800 stocking always got Isabella's name, Jenna, what does yours have 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:53.079 on it? If mine's got my cat's name. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:55.240 Probably got Hayden's name. That's my book. Just a joke. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.280 We laugh, shor we love. 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:57.480 Thank you, Jenna. That's good. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:03.640 So my stocking on it says mich a Cat. 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.240 Now we're not done with gifts for you, Jenna. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:09.960 Card. 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:11.040 Did you have a card? 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:11.719 Don't I did? I? 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:16.080 Oh sorry, it's. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:21.880 A Christmas card. Got the music. This is a Christmas 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:25.320 card that says MEWI Christmas and a purr New Year 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.240 from the Two Girls Three Cats podcast. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.559 Oh god, it's her rival podcast, wishing as well. I 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:31.720 thought it was gonna be one of those ones were 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.280 going to open it and make a noise. Thank god. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.440 No I tried to get that. I wish you Mawi Christmas. 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:41.520 Oh gorgeous an oh from you and Sammy. Yes, these 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:42.200 gifts are from me. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.640 Okay, we wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.640 a MEWI Christmas. We wish you merry Christmas and a 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:47.600 bunch of new toys. 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:52.240 Sam is your card? Oh yes? 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.240 Oh, Sam'll go and get the thing that I clearly 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:59.360 got you for your presence. Yeah, no, definitely, definitely did. No, 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.640 let's do a deal. It's fine because I didn't get 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:02.800 you anything. I thought you wouldn't be here. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:03.280 Jesus. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.880 Okay, I'm so glad. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.319 Merry Christmas, Sam, all the same, I had great present. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:10.040 Shall we start the show? 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:10.520 No? No, no? 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.559 Should we give Jenna the ultimate present? 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.040 Oh god, I'm getting more? 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:14.600 Can you turn them? 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:15.120 Of course? 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:15.360 Yeah? 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:16.079 Without a Christmas. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.280 You need to sit down and calm down. It's very frazzled. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:19.280 Sorry, it's fine. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.360 I have a seat, all right. Remember we got down 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:21.760 to something. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:23.000 I remember. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.400 We do like to give her a little surprise every 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.400 time we have a season finale. One year it was 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.920 the coffin. Ye. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:30.840 Then last year we put her in a bin, a 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:31.920 recycling bin for. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.320 The whole episode. And we're just waiting. Surely if we 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.160 give her something, she'll say no and she'll break like 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.800 she just takes it in a stride every time, no complaints, 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.240 gets in the coffin with the whole episode, doesn't complain 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:42.880 as comfortable? 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.960 You think we got to keep putting her in things 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.080 become a tradition. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.240 Less comfortable that she might actually push back on all. Right, 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.120 here we go, Oh my god, what is that? 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.080 This is so exciting. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.680 Merry Christmas, Jennay, Christmas is your little challenge for this episode. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.439 But don't knock the wine. 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:03.960 For god sake. What have we got to tell us 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:04.680 what you're opening? 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:09.960 Okay, so this year we are putting her in everybody? 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:10.920 Oh my god. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.720 No, that would be a straight jacket. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:20.120 Oh my god, it's a medical grade imported from the EU. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:24.240 Is that your first time in a straight jacket? Now? 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:27.320 To put jo? Want to help me put it on? 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.560 You describe what it looks like because it's horrific. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.880 It's basically just a cream colored jacket, not white. I 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.640 was kind of left arm for it. And it's got 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.200 a lot of straps. It looks confusing. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.920 Actually, yeah, this might take a while. Just face me, Jenna. 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.960 Now do you want your pigtails strapped or unstrapped? How 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:44.520 do these work? 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.680 Where do you reckon? You feed all the little bits 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:48.800 because the arms are meant to be crossed, right, Yeah, 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:50.839 Heaven forbid. We needed to do something for it. So 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:52.840 we've lost Jenna's limbs for the episode. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:56.760 Gorgeous. Thank you had to touch your bosom? Sorry, now 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.880 this goes up here? Oh my God, left, So it's 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.960 her left arm to her right shoulder. 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.520 I'm go God, listened to all the little shackles on it, 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:08.960 jingling Mary, j eat your heart out? Why don't we 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:09.320 carry on? 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:09.560 Sam? 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.120 Do you want to try? 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:11.440 Do you mind wrapping her? 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:12.640 I could try? 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:13.480 You give it a go? 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:14.520 Yeah, all right? 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.040 Should we get into the yar it just me? 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.720 Have you told everyone what happens if it's your first 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:18.240 time listening? 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.800 Yeah, while you were scrambling over there with the spirit rose. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:23.240 It's become a bit of a Christmas tradition to do this, 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.520 and I really love it. Do what just mess with 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.160 the gifts and fuck with Jenna? Yeah? Jenna? Do you consent? 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:28.680 Yes? 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:29.240 There we go. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.520 Good call. We probably should have asked that early on. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.720 Did ask? He did ask beforehand? Jenna has consent? All right? 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.280 Do you want to do your is it just me first? 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:36.760 Or shall I? 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:37.440 Yes? I'll do by? 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:37.840 Is it just me? 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.040 I'll jump in. Oh my god. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:40.680 First, did you have for the last show of the year? 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:41.920 Second last gym if you like? 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:42.840 Yes? Second last year? 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:44.480 Do we have a caller coming on or something? For 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:45.120 an Is it just you? 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:46.840 We do have a call coming here? The third last 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.200 let's go oh so sorry, no, no, that's a rose. 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:52.000 There are major tech issues. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:52.200 Ok. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.520 God, let's just hope this Bradley is standing by. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:55.520 Here we go. 0:14:56.480 --> 0:15:01.680 Is it just me? Are you feeling hopeful for twenty 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:02.240 twenty three? 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.600 It's actually yeah, that really weird that I thought to 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:06.680 myself the other day. Oh, I haven't felt this in 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:07.680 a while. Optimism. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:11.600 Yes, fucking cheers to that. Cheez that my god. Like, 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:15.320 I just feel this year's been a lot. There's been 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.720 a lot on a lot happening. This past month has 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.960 been insane. Yeah, Like my brain has been fucked. Work 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.160 has been nuts. I've been doing a hundred different things 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.960 and things that I didn't love and things that I 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:26.840 did love that I wasn't giving enough time and energy. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.640 I yes, podcast, which no fault of my own. It 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.840 just the was so much happening. But next year I've 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.360 culed things that are bullshit, which isn't like me you know. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.400