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Speaker 1: Quinn, would you bite sized You're a kid in the

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Speaker 2: Would love to hear from you.

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Speaker 1: And the reason we're doing this Woods is because there's

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Speaker 1: a little girl in Surrey in England.

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Speaker 2: Give me a Surrey accent?

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Speaker 3: Are you doing? I'm not sure there's anyone near that's

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Speaker 3: supposed to be the girl? Sorry, hello mate, No it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a question of gender, it was accent.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, so that she's in Surrey, postman rocks up

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Speaker 1: and the mom needs to sign for something. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: how before we move on to describing what your parents

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Speaker 2: But before we get onto that.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk very briefly about doing number two

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Speaker 3: Is you really want to knuckle in there?

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Speaker 2: Do you will?

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Speaker 1: It's just because you know, I've got a three month

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Speaker 2: I don't want this to be crass or crude or anything.

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Speaker 2: What when?

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Speaker 3: When is it stressful?

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Speaker 1: It's stressful when you're looking after the child.

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Speaker 1: So if you're solo, yeah, and so for me, if

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Speaker 3: You'll go and do twosies with Max steel strap.

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Speaker 3: You just take as long as you like.

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Speaker 4: It's your time, probably the only time of the day

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no one needs you. You're not looking after someone fascinating.

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Speaker 2: You know, Dad went for ages.

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Speaker 3: That was their isolation, that's their time.

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Speaker 2: What was your nightmare about it?

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Speaker 3: My nightmare was I'm watching a film.

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Speaker 4: I'm there alone with my child who wasn't born yet,

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Speaker 3: It's a recurring nightmare.

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Speaker 2: I'm okay. What does dad do during the day, Josh?

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Speaker 5: and he's on a wheely chair. Twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 2: He's on a wheelie chair. Oh, he's in like an office.

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Speaker 5: Yep, she just moves around in that chair.

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Speaker 2: And what's on the paperwork? Josh? Do you know.

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Speaker 5: Mainly to the math side, maths to the math side?

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Speaker 5: No, he does not have a briefcase.

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to guess what I'm thinking of? Accountant?

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Speaker 3: If it's math's on a piece of paper? Wheelichair stinks

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Speaker 5: Yes, he's an accountant? Ye?

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Speaker 2: Wheelchair twenty four seven?

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Speaker 6: And all the accounts, they're all the wheels tragic.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't going to get a snack in the office on

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Speaker 3: Watch my wheels?

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Speaker 1: Are You're a kid in the car and you think

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Speaker 1: the show. Summer Hello, Summer, Hello, Hi Summer.

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Speaker 2: How old are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm eight?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Summer?

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, you think you can describe what your dad

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Speaker 5: So she lacks in a truck and she recycles the rubbish.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I feel it might have been a dead give there.

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Speaker 3: It's got to be a garbo, right, your garbo?

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Speaker 2: Is he a garbo? Summer? Is your garbage man?

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Speaker 5: So easy, garbage man, you can't just find a friend.

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Speaker 6: What did mom say, Summer? That's my dream jobs?

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Speaker 1: Kicks really kept just guessing that, didn't she She didn't

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 3: It's here.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Ezra, Hi, Hi, Ezra. Now how old are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm ken?

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Speaker 2: Okay? And what does your dad do for a living?

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Speaker 2: What do you think he does? Describe what he does?

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Speaker 5: My dad sews up trucks and then the trucks still

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Speaker 5: deliver rock to make cement.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good job.

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Speaker 2: That's good to know. If we're gonna even know a

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Speaker 3: He's a cement mixer.

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Speaker 1: You think he's You enjoyed that.

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Speaker 2: So ez explain, explain it to me again? He does what.

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Speaker 5: He fells up trucks, that delivered the He fills up

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Speaker 3: Wow, to make some men make the cement.

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Speaker 2: So like, he doesn't work in logistics. Does he logistics?

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Speaker 2: No one knows what logistics is mining? Is he in mining?

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Speaker 3: There we go?

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Speaker 2: No, oh god, damn it.

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Speaker 3: Does he get the rock himself from nature? Or does

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Speaker 3: Does he get it from nature? Or does he go

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Speaker 1: Rock store?

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Speaker 2: You don't have to answer that question.

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Speaker 5: It's like a spot that he scoops it up in.

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Speaker 2: He called him mine.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So he gets the rock from he's not in mining, Ezra,

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Speaker 1: he's not in mining.

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Speaker 5: He's not in mine.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you're gonna have to give it to us, mate.

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Speaker 2: I'm stun culture. No, definitely, that's farming. What are you what?

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Speaker 2: What were you doing in primary school? You know I

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Speaker 2: What does your dad do? What's the job title.

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Speaker 5: He's a loader.

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Speaker 2: He's a lot for it, he.

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Speaker 1: Is, thanks the caller, Ezra, well done, he's done, stough,

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Speaker 1: here's a loader.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Molly here. Hi'm Molly. How old are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm nine years old?

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Speaker 6: Nine?

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Speaker 3: Okay? And you're describing what mom does?

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Speaker 3: Okay? What does she do?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 5: She tells people what to do and what not to do.

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Speaker 3: Interesting.

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Speaker 5: She wipes people's noses. Really interesting, and she runs around

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Speaker 3: What are they called? Lollipop man, lollipop woman.

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Speaker 1: Don't think they're touching kids noses? No, stepping over the line.

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Speaker 1: A couple that I felt like, probably wanted.

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Speaker 2: To and I think they disappeared.

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Speaker 3: COVID tester, No COVID test who's blowing people's noses.

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Speaker 2: Wipes people's noses, runs around? Is she a nurse?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Is she a teacher?

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Speaker 5: Sort of? Yeah, she's a kinder teacher.

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Speaker 4: You can't, Hey, Molly, got some great news for you.

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Speaker 2: And will you right? Will you are right?

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Speaker 3: Put it down, will Y, Yeah, don't give it to him.

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Speaker 6: Ho I like it.

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Speaker 3: Stand by your morals now, Molly. Sorry, holy moy, Holy

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Speaker 3: hey moly, I've got a hold about your world.

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Speaker 2: That's Molly's Gone. Molly left a long time ago. She

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Speaker 3: More of the boys on the full podcast just scroll up.