Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian None Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So out of us on the show? Who is actually
Speaker 2: out tonight?
Speaker 1: You haven't got organized?
Speaker 2: I was out COVID scared of the poor restaurant now
Speaker 2: can't open, Patsy.
Speaker 1: What are you up to?
Speaker 3: No, it'll be Uber Eats at home like we did
Speaker 3: last Friday. So we don't have plans.
Speaker 2: We just put because you've got so much power in
Speaker 2: that area.
Speaker 1: You know when she says Uber Eats, Pepe's coming.
Speaker 2: Around cooking for her, you know, off menu. Don't r
Speaker 2: about the menu, Patrina, don PATSIONI, yeah.
Speaker 4: What's happened today? That Mexican place where you get.
Speaker 3: No Tuesday night we will be doing that half priced
Speaker 3: family night of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old margarita, the size of.
Speaker 3: A cake, the clampit's Al Turner.
Speaker 1: That's it. So you not are You're not out tonight?
Speaker 2: No, I thought you'd be wearing at it to get
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 3: You can't wait to get my hair done though. I
Speaker 3: couldn't get into next Friday. But so I've got a
Speaker 3: week to wait. But that's all right, it'll be worth it.
Speaker 2: Late turned out for some emails, Late's and a party.
Speaker 2: The home of all your amazing emails. First two are
Speaker 2: concerning baby stuff. Jackie boy, So how is your pregnant wife?
Speaker 2: BANKI you just did the twenty week scan recently?
Speaker 4: She did it yesterday and the baby is huge?
Speaker 1: Apparently?
Speaker 4: Do you mean the obstetrician told.
Speaker 1: Her it's not a couple in there, is it?
Speaker 4: No, just one? But he's way bigger than average. She
Speaker 4: actually said to be it's not.
Speaker 1: What a woman needs to hear.
Speaker 4: She said, A big baby is good, that's what you want,
Speaker 4: but it will be a tough delivery.
Speaker 3: Oh no.
Speaker 4: Then came home with a shocked look on her face.
Speaker 1: First baby born wearing a baseball cap. You've seen it.
Speaker 2: He's coming when one of his favorite baseball caps today?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: I watched the new Bomber's documentary last night.
Speaker 2: I knew you must have watched a documentary last night.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan again, this cat says it.
Speaker 4: I teared up and the new docco last night.
Speaker 1: Great, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm not a Bombers fan, but that it's on foxtail,
Speaker 2: very very very good Bombers documentary.
Speaker 1: All right, so big baby coming? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Apparently, do you know.
Speaker 1: What it's that fro of yours, isn't it. Because it's a.
Speaker 4: Little he's not going to come out.
Speaker 1: He will be the.
Speaker 2: World controversy this morning in Melbourne as the world's worst
Speaker 2: frow baby has been born. All right, good ay, Christian,
Speaker 2: I'm contacting your regardings Jack's lack of interest in learning
Speaker 2: anything to do about babies and what is required by dads.
Speaker 2: I have the perfect solution for Jack, Beer and bubs.
Speaker 2: We did it about nine years ago, my husband. It
Speaker 2: was awesome. It's at the Limerick Arms in Melbourne, and
Speaker 2: there's also one in Fitzroy as well. All you have
Speaker 2: to do is turn up, you a few beers, chat
Speaker 2: to other than you expecting dads having listened to a seminar,
Speaker 2: and you have a bite to eat and another beer
Speaker 2: and it's all good.
Speaker 4: No, you lost me two places there. One seminar that
Speaker 4: sounds boring.
Speaker 2: If anything in the pub. You don't have sevenarmar.
Speaker 4: I never want to go to a seminar in my life.
Speaker 2: Second one is you sound literally twelve years of age.
Speaker 2: You're going to be gumma down, stay to leone.
Speaker 4: I will learn before the baby comes.
Speaker 2: I've got cramming the night before was pushing out that megababy.
Speaker 1: Did you know this?
Speaker 4: And I told you I don't want to be forced
Speaker 4: to be friends with people I don't know.
Speaker 2: You have to because your wife needs the network of
Speaker 2: other mums who are going through at the same time
Speaker 2: support you could I do your bit. You don't have
Speaker 2: anything to do in the next five months.
Speaker 4: You can at least do this all study on my own.
Speaker 4: Don't want to go.
Speaker 1: I won't.
Speaker 2: This comes from Amanda Christian catching up with the show
Speaker 2: this week. Lovely to have Patsy back yesterday. Please tell Jack.
Speaker 2: My husband has rather belatedly admitted he now wishes he
Speaker 2: has attended the both in classes. Our kids are now
Speaker 2: eighteen and seventeen.
Speaker 1: It's really late.
Speaker 4: That's some old regrets.
Speaker 1: I mean this is called late to the party.
Speaker 2: That is, don't even bother bringing it up, getting ready
Speaker 2: to leave as you're pregnant.
Speaker 1: Better late than never.
Speaker 2: My husband to realize that the class has may have
Speaker 2: been a good idea, so how Jack to definitely go.
Speaker 2: My husband was completely shocked by everything that happened that
Speaker 2: was warned about in the pregnancy classes, like the five
Speaker 2: day crying all day that is really.
Speaker 3: Bad baby blues. They come through about day twelve.
Speaker 1: What it is.
Speaker 3: It's a crash of all your hormones. It's a natural thing.
Speaker 2: Amanda mentions it here where my hormones crashed. It was horrendous.
Speaker 2: And then one of our twins didn't sleep. I don't
Speaker 2: even know if I need to say this to you,
Speaker 2: didn't sleep for three years.
Speaker 4: Don't even say stuff like that. Don't even say things
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 2: It's not obviously bad stuff, Christian, it's a wonderful journey.
Speaker 2: We're now very envious to the path Jack and b
Speaker 2: Anchor are taking.
Speaker 1: Amanda, you know what I actually said to Banker this week.
Speaker 4: I was like, what if we live our lives much
Speaker 4: poorer than we do now, but we have a full
Speaker 4: time stuff member.
Speaker 3: What anny.
Speaker 2: Until my outsourced we'll be involved in someone else, someone
Speaker 2: off I know you'd like to use it, Tasker, just
Speaker 2: some random dudes, I said a man in a van.
Speaker 2: He will also look after your baby for an extra
Speaker 2: twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I said, I'd rather have no money and sleep through
Speaker 4: the night than just have so somebody else will be
Speaker 4: involved in the baby's life. But somebody takes care of
Speaker 4: it in its worst moments.
Speaker 2: Is not what your wife needs to hear she's real.
Speaker 2: Confront the news yesterday some mega chart's going to be
Speaker 2: pushed out of her. Christian Connell's Show podcast