WEBVTT - MINI: Big Baby

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them. Christian None Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So out of us on the show? Who is actually

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<v Speaker 2>out tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't got organized?

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<v Speaker 2>I was out COVID scared of the poor restaurant now

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<v Speaker 2>can't open, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you up to?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it'll be Uber Eats at home like we did

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<v Speaker 3>last Friday. So we don't have plans.

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<v Speaker 2>We just put because you've got so much power in

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<v Speaker 2>that area.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when she says Uber Eats, Pepe's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Around cooking for her, you know, off menu. Don't r

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<v Speaker 2>about the menu, Patrina, don PATSIONI, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>What's happened today? That Mexican place where you get.

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<v Speaker 3>No Tuesday night we will be doing that half priced

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<v Speaker 3>family night of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the old margarita, the size of.

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<v Speaker 3>A cake, the clampit's Al Turner.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. So you not are You're not out tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought you'd be wearing at it to get

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<v Speaker 2>out there.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't wait to get my hair done though. I

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't get into next Friday. But so I've got a

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<v Speaker 3>week to wait. But that's all right, it'll be worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>Late turned out for some emails, Late's and a party.

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<v Speaker 2>The home of all your amazing emails. First two are

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<v Speaker 2>concerning baby stuff. Jackie boy, So how is your pregnant wife?

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<v Speaker 2>BANKI you just did the twenty week scan recently?

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<v Speaker 4>She did it yesterday and the baby is huge?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you mean the obstetrician told.

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<v Speaker 1>Her it's not a couple in there, is it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, just one? But he's way bigger than average. She

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<v Speaker 4>actually said to be it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>What a woman needs to hear.

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<v Speaker 4>She said, A big baby is good, that's what you want,

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<v Speaker 4>but it will be a tough delivery.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 4>Then came home with a shocked look on her face.

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<v Speaker 1>First baby born wearing a baseball cap. You've seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's coming when one of his favorite baseball caps today?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched the new Bomber's documentary last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you must have watched a documentary last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a fan again, this cat says it.

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<v Speaker 4>I teared up and the new docco last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a Bombers fan, but that it's on foxtail,

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<v Speaker 2>very very very good Bombers documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so big baby coming? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently, do you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's that fro of yours, isn't it. Because it's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Little he's not going to come out.

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<v Speaker 1>He will be the.

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<v Speaker 2>World controversy this morning in Melbourne as the world's worst

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<v Speaker 2>frow baby has been born. All right, good ay, Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm contacting your regardings Jack's lack of interest in learning

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<v Speaker 2>anything to do about babies and what is required by dads.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the perfect solution for Jack, Beer and bubs.

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<v Speaker 2>We did it about nine years ago, my husband. It

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<v Speaker 2>was awesome. It's at the Limerick Arms in Melbourne, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's also one in Fitzroy as well. All you have

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<v Speaker 2>to do is turn up, you a few beers, chat

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<v Speaker 2>to other than you expecting dads having listened to a seminar,

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<v Speaker 2>and you have a bite to eat and another beer

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<v Speaker 2>and it's all good.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you lost me two places there. One seminar that

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<v Speaker 4>sounds boring.

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<v Speaker 2>If anything in the pub. You don't have sevenarmar.

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<v Speaker 4>I never want to go to a seminar in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Second one is you sound literally twelve years of age.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to be gumma down, stay to leone.

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<v Speaker 4>I will learn before the baby comes.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got cramming the night before was pushing out that megababy.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know this?

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<v Speaker 4>And I told you I don't want to be forced

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<v Speaker 4>to be friends with people I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to because your wife needs the network of

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<v Speaker 2>other mums who are going through at the same time

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<v Speaker 2>support you could I do your bit. You don't have

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<v Speaker 2>anything to do in the next five months.

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<v Speaker 4>You can at least do this all study on my own.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes from Amanda Christian catching up with the show

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<v Speaker 2>this week. Lovely to have Patsy back yesterday. Please tell Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband has rather belatedly admitted he now wishes he

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<v Speaker 2>has attended the both in classes. Our kids are now

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen and seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really late.

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<v Speaker 4>That's some old regrets.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this is called late to the party.

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<v Speaker 2>That is, don't even bother bringing it up, getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>to leave as you're pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Better late than never.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband to realize that the class has may have

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<v Speaker 2>been a good idea, so how Jack to definitely go.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband was completely shocked by everything that happened that

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<v Speaker 2>was warned about in the pregnancy classes, like the five

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<v Speaker 2>day crying all day that is really.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad baby blues. They come through about day twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>What it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a crash of all your hormones. It's a natural thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Amanda mentions it here where my hormones crashed. It was horrendous.

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<v Speaker 2>And then one of our twins didn't sleep. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know if I need to say this to you,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't sleep for three years.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't even say stuff like that. Don't even say things

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<v Speaker 4>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not obviously bad stuff, Christian, it's a wonderful journey.

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<v Speaker 2>We're now very envious to the path Jack and b

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<v Speaker 2>Anchor are taking.

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda, you know what I actually said to Banker this week.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, what if we live our lives much

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<v Speaker 4>poorer than we do now, but we have a full

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<v Speaker 4>time stuff member.

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<v Speaker 3>What anny.

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<v Speaker 2>Until my outsourced we'll be involved in someone else, someone

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<v Speaker 2>off I know you'd like to use it, Tasker, just

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<v Speaker 2>some random dudes, I said a man in a van.

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<v Speaker 2>He will also look after your baby for an extra

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<v Speaker 2>twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I'd rather have no money and sleep through

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<v Speaker 4>the night than just have so somebody else will be

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<v Speaker 4>involved in the baby's life. But somebody takes care of

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<v Speaker 4>it in its worst moments.

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<v Speaker 2>Is not what your wife needs to hear she's real.

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<v Speaker 2>Confront the news yesterday some mega chart's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>pushed out of her. Christian Connell's Show podcast