WEBVTT - FULL: The Best Bits 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:00.800 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.280 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:08.200 Did your kids have at this age? Get so many rushes? 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.760 Rushes, chafing, it's ointments and zinc powder. 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:14.960 Every few weeks he's got a new kind of rash, 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.200 this newest one. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.200 Now I think they get like nappy rush, don't they. 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:20.840 Well, this one is on his penis, and so Bianke 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:24.080 took him to the doctor showed the red mark. He said, okay, 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.280 that's easy to clear up. You go to the chemist 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:28.640 and get hydrozole. So I was sent to the chemist 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:31.240 yesterday to get hydrozole, and I just wanted to make 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:33.680 sure I had the right one that was suitable for babies. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.640 So I asked a girl and theile is this good 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.720 for babies? She goes, I think it is, but let 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:40.279 me just check with the pharmacist. So she goes up 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:43.159 behind the big super desk that he has at the end, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.199 and I stay in the aisle because I thought she 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.120 was just going to be a second. So I'm twenty 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:50.519 meters away and the pharmacy is busy. I see her 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:52.960 chatting to the pharmacist and he yells. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.840 Out to me from where I am you're kidding me. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.560 He's like, what's this for? I said, oh, for my son? 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:59.840 He goes, what part of the body? Oh my god? 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:03.480 Really across the store? Penis? 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.520 Why man, this is on you? Why don't you then 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:10.360 go shoud have shuffled up? You go and just moving 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.520 through a close think quickly? No, I know you do 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:14.880 you cover the distance? 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:19.479 Poor Gordon and all the innocent customers, everybody in the row. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.280 Everyone's got to think it was for your. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.720 Yeah, that's what I'd be thinking, that you to embarrage 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:25.919 it and go what a creep. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:27.440 But he hasn't even got a. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.320 Son hanging around and getting creams. Leave yourself alone, sir, 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.480 well them arrest is what they're probably thinking. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.440 That's why it's all chafing. 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.000 That why has he got the extra large tubes? 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:39.000 At the star of. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:42.800 The Christian O'Connell show. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:46.160 Podcast Jack post with that was someone yesterday. It's a 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:49.160 lovely guy, but during their breakfast did something odd. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.320 Very lovely man named Hugh Van carlin Berg hosts the 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.520 brilliant podcast called The Imperfect. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.040 So yeah, he is the loveliest mall of the world. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:58.880 Ryes and I'm trying to become friends with him. 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:00.000 Yeah, because you're going to be neighbors. 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:04.040 I'm gonna be neighbors with him soon. So I'm sitting 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.000 at breakfast with him and getting along swimmingly and loving 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.239 the stories he has to tell. And then he does 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:13.080 something unsettling. Towards the end of the meal. We finished breakfast, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.120 he orders a second coffee. Then as they bring the 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.120 coffee over, he pops a stick of chewing in his mouth, 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:23.040 starts chewing and drinking the coffee while he's chewing. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.000 So he's deliberately preparing those two things. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:28.880 To hearing them together. He's continuing telling stories. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:30.640 Nothing happened. 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.800 Nothing, What is happening? I can't even concentrate on his 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:33.560 words anymore. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.520 And it was going swimmingly earlier. Now the swimming has stopped. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:37.160 Is drowning? 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.959 I'm sinking food freak. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.080 Yeah, that is very strange. Do you think he's worried 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:44.920 about his breath? 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:46.880 Well, then how come you doing the coffee at the 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:47.320 same time. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.000 Don't have that second coffee? Have a truth brush. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.480 I have the coffee at the coffee first, then have 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:53.200 the sticky gun. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.120 Yes, that's what people do sometimes it poper meant afters, 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.959 but two at the same time says he's a serial offender. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.200 Seemed like something he did regularly. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.600 And does it now put your budding friendship in down? 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.960 Yes, I'm not in the all right? 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.280 So do you are you a food freak? What it's 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.440 the one thing you do? Or do you know somebody 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:14.359 who we got here? 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.880 Textre going I'm good? Text? So what is the food 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:22.200 possible crime? I like to eat raw potato? Oh no, 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:27.840 are you with the Russia Revolution trench or something? A 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:28.359 raw So? 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.680 I think. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.440 Unraw potatoes, a belly egg. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:36.000 I don't know why. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.480 Since a little boy I've always liked and where it 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.080 started And in The Victorian. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:48.440 With charlester KENSI on a twist in a workhouse chimney. 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:49.160 Wow. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:53.080 Text, that is incredible. Text, thank you very much? Sure 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:54.960 you call me lee? Are you a food freak? 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:55.680 What do you do? Buddy? 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.920 I'm not a food freak. But I used to work 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.760 with a boat stewie who take a boy of his 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.360 chicken rolls and then he pours a chocolate pigin in there, 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.880 and then every time you take another bite, he would 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:10.240 refill the chicken. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.360 Roll with chocolate figin. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.960 This is it was disgusting. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.000 That is the sort of thing you do when you're five, 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.800 don't you. You know, you break into your mom and 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:21.360 dad's pantry when there's no one home. 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:23.280 That's crazy. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:27.520 He thought he was killing two birds with one stone. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.240 That is the best one so far, Lee, That is unbelievable. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.840 Jay said, so, what's your food crime? 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:35.760 Just want to start off? I say, I'm not proud 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:39.200 of it, but it's just a psychological habit. Now. So 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.440 you know the red red frog for lollies. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:44.040 Yeah, the old Alan is Alan's Red Frogs, isn't it. Yeah, 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:47.920 that's in the packet. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.839 Go to go to Dolly. Can't beat it anyway. So 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.480 I used the top of the red frog where it's 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.840 got like the indents, to make out that as a frog, 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:56.760 and I rabbed the top of the red frog on 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.280 my top lip before I eat it. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.680 What do you me? 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.320 I'm pretty sure that's episode one of Dharma. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.680 That's how it ended. He just started to get a 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:08.520 taste for it like that. 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:13.359 What so, I just I just like the feeling of 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:14.320 it on the top of it. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:19.080 You're like the rubbing or the or the Yeah. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:24.200 Yeah, it's just so so like a lickmossage. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:27.880 Yeah, yeah, I like that. It's just really good. I 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.039 mean not to try it. 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.480 When I got home with row potatoes and rubbing myself 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:33.839 with red frogs. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:38.120 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.840 This week's one second winner has got a slight twist 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.680 on it today. All these songs the titles are all 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:49.640 the artist's locations. Ish, I'm looking at one of them. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:53.479 Oh boy Friday, Right, are you guys ready? Okay? 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:56.239 One second of a song the title is a location. 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:05.560 Ah, yes, well, now I'm your jack Post from nineteen 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.880 ninety five Pritte song, All right, what about this Patsy? 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:08.720 You should get this. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:18.040 Vegas Songs Easy nineteen sixty eight The King, all right, 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:19.080 what about this Patsy? 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:19.960 This is another one in your. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:32.920 Wheelhouse Waterloo, Ebba, please promotus. Patty's had a power comeback, 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.240 Jackie boy, stay in the game. This is kind of 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.840 to do with the location. If someone was asking for directions, 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.640 you might say this hard. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.880 Oh electric haven you who sung that Edie? 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:45.240 Someone? 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:45.640 Yes? 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.760 I can you that Eddie Grant? 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.440 A bit of a change of Waterloo in Vegas in California? 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:58.880 Isn't it an avenue? Bit of electricity? All right? Who's this. 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.560 Around the world? That's stuff punk. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:09.279 Weld from nineteen ninety seven year fans in Nano. All right, 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:10.440 let's finish with this one. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:11.440 Who is this? 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:12.840 Oh? 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.800 Nutbush city limits, Tina Turner. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.240 Patsy, Patsy, Patsy. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:24.720 I believe that's no limits, not really really no no, 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.200 no producers to defend himself, right to reply. 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:31.080 Nutbush is a place in Tennessee. It's a famous music location. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.800 Really it is. Okay, he was hot, he was ready. 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:35.720 I think he's so happy like that. 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.040 Yeah, all right, world out, Patsy. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:44.120 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian O'Connell's Golden Moments coming 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:48.040 down to the Games in Paris. Steve Hooker in the 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.720 two thousand and eight Beijing Olympics winning gold in pole vault. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:52.840 There was three of. 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:56.440 Us that were clear favorites. Brad Walker was number one ranked. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.080 He jump six oh four, a new American record, and 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:00.240 yet Getty Kin and co. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:01.680 From Russia. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.480 I had jumped six o one and I jumped six meters, 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.320 so it was clear that the competition was going to 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.640 come down to us. I felt confident that I could 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.280 jump one more high than you have, Genny, and that 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:12.600 was always the strategy. Just back yourself that you're going 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.280 to jump the next height. My training partner Paul Burgess 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.840 just said, how are you feeling, and I just said 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:18.160 to him. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:18.680 I think I'll win. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:24.200 I didn't sleep really the night before the competition. I 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.360 started putting together a playlist that I was going to 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:27.800 listen to in my warm up, and I just put 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:28.680 the word gold in there. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:29.480 I made that this. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.200 Whole playlist of gold, and I was like, this is 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.040 this is the last piece of the puzzle. I'm fully 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.559 ready this competition. I've got my gold playlist. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.600 I'm going to win gold. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:40.120 The twelve finalists line up and they read us out 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:43.640 and the crowd responds to your name, and it's a 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:47.720 big moment, like that's a big, deep breath moment. I 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.080 started to feel good. At five meters ninety, I missed 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.079 my first two attempts. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:52.040 Ye Genny had. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.000 Missed his first two. 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.199 Attempts as well, and when I heard the crowd grown 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:58.560 after he missed his third attempt, I knew that I 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.880 had an opportunity to win. It was completely in my 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:04.240 own hands at that point, and it went from being 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:07.400 the hardest competition, really difficult circumstances to jump into the 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.360 easiest jump that I ever did in my life. I 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.160 felt like I was sort of out a body, almost 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.320 not really even thinking about what I was doing on 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.320 that jump, in a complete flow stage. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:16.720 As soon as I picked up the pole. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.640 My body just started running down the runway and easiest 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.920 jump I did of the whole night, big clearance, and 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:24.680 you know, as a pole vowler, you get this moment 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.360 where you clear the bar and you know you've won 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.720 and you're still six meters in the air and you 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.760 get to get to fall back to Earth and then celebrate. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.720 Yeah, I hit the mat. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.480 I only had one gold. At the same moment in time, 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.120 my coach had jumped the fence just sprinted towards me. 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.760 He was wearing bare feet, which was a superstitious thing 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:43.320 that he'd done. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:44.960 But I was like, what's he doing? I'm going to 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:46.240 get the squalified? Do you see me? 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.840 Kind of like almost panic in that moment where I'm like, 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.320 am I going to get deq'ed? Because my coach is running. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:51.680 On the track here? 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.120 And then he left and I went celebrated with the 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.240 whole bunch of my teammates. And that's my favorite moment, 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:57.800 is that moment kind of jumping up and down in 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.280 trying of my teammates from the athletics team, from the 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:04.240 broader Olympics team, and I turn around squat down and 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:05.319 it hit me that I'd won. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:06.840 And there's an image of that. 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.800 Moment where I'm like, I'm sort of squatting on my 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.560 haunches and you can just see this realization on my 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.199 face of what's just happened about hitting home. And that's 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:15.839 the picture that's in Mum and Dad's. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:22.160 House the Christian Know Connell's show podcast. 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.199 They're training not to be a barista. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.880 So anyway, she was working Sunday doing a shift and 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.520 she was cleaning someone out in in the back kitchen 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:34.040 and there was a pot of boiling hot oil and 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.520 she scolded her sound really bandage. I blisters all over 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.040 both of her hands. So they had to send her home. 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.680 And then so I went to the chemist, the pharmacist 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.400 to see what cream and bandage design need to do 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.000 right to the comfortable. So what is it as well 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:51.640 about the pharmacist. It's they love to query everything, don't they. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.280 You take your prescription in from a man of medicine 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.200 who's trained hard a doctor, and they go to put 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:01.800 you on that for they go the doctor. You know, 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.839 he does it day in day out, the doctor. He 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.000 sends me here with this. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.719 You have a look at it. You go get it 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.480 from those giant mega draws. You've got. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:11.280 You go. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.280 Then they're trying to tell you what, there's a cheaper 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.600 one just over there, cheap one over there. Then when 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:18.000 they handed to you, like whenever, whenever you're allowed to 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.120 get to get your medicine, they always go take it 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.040 twice a day with food. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:22.240 You go. I know that it says that. 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:27.000 Tight out on the thing you're ging to me. Anyway, 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:28.760 the guy, the guy that was very healthy to wrek 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.120 creams to get. But anyway, when I said my daughter, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:33.719 she scolded her hand okay, and he took his. He 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.800 had these very sort of you know, peznes, old school 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.880 glasses off. He took them off and he went. He 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:41.480 looked at me solemnly, and he went. Kitchens the most 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:48.160 dangerous room in the house. All right, buddy, where's the cream? 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:49.920 What a bandages? 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:50.880 Let's end this now. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.920 Was it a word of warning, like we shouldn't go 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:54.720 into the kitchen. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:58.400 No, he was just saying, don't even get me started. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.760 Day man and boy, kitchen, this kitchen that when when 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:09.439 it ends the humidity, because he told me it's the 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.480 most dangerous room in the house, the kitchen. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.439 We want to hear about your kitchen injuries. Okay, I 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.040 bet quite a few of these involved avocados. Aren't they 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:19.040 the most dangerous thing to take on in the kitchen. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.599 I remember seeing a news article about cutting avocados, and 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.559 people would slice through their hands because. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.679 They're fitty little buggers, aren't they. You put them in 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:31.080 like a grenade. They're the grenade of nature. You put 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:32.960 them in your hand. And he trying, this is only 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.760 a soft little thing. I'll be a slice through you. 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.720 And I put on the oven glove to cut an 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.360 avocado because they said that. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.200 You and get a wiki keeper's glove. 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:45.440 You can cut through and cut slicely palm in your 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:45.960 hand open. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:47.800 How can you don't get that tactile thing. It'll be 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:48.439 all slippery. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:54.000 You can my knife hand is unsheathed avocado holding hands. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.360 Inside the oven glove. This is amazing. So I want 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.760 to hear about your kitchen injuries. You've got a devastating store. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:04.079 Get a beer, I said. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.360 When you asked me, do you have any kitchen injuries, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.120 I said, I've nicked my thigh on a knife, So 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:09.920 don't come to me. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.240 If you're a survivor, you're a survivor. This guy's a survivor. 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.800 Is that we're lucky to have him? Guys, we're lucky 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:15.200 to have him. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.079 Okay, we're looking for these kitchen injury stories telling what 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.240 happened to the kitchen mate doing. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:25.800 The dishes after a Sunday raast carving knife, slippery hands, 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:26.520 straight through the. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:30.839 Foot well, in between the toes. 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.960 Or just above the toes, straight through the food end 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:34.400 of the floor. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.760 Oh my word. So were you sort of stuck to 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.120 the floor. I was, yes, So what did you do 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:41.280 to get yourself free? 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:42.560 Yeah? 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.679 I just sort of wiggled the knife a little bit. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:52.840 This is medieval torture game inquisition. You're giving yourself down? 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.200 Yeah, true, Yeah, then wrapped it up in a tea towel, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.280 hobbled out, put my foot in the glove box, and 0:13:58.360 --> 0:13:59.400 then drove off the hospital. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:00.920 So it wasn't and blood everywhere in. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.680 The gart put your makes you sound like the whole 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:04.960 thing was seven off your legs. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:08.559 You won't driving the car, were you? 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:09.640 Yeah? 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.040 I was. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:16.120 Pates. You're leaning across your flexibility and the calls the 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:17.240 impressive Dane. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.520 Yeah, thank you. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.560 Yeah, that happened many years ago at Christian. 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:22.840 So yeah you still got the little scarf. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:26.080 Oh yeah, wow, Dane, incredible story. Thanks for killing mate, 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.360 Thank you, thank you. D Okay, So what happened in 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:28.800 the kitchen? 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:30.720 So that was actually my mum. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:32.720 She likes to make cakes as a hobby, like you know, 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.960 the really big, fancy cakes. So she baked your cakes 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.240 one day and she was slicing the top off because 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:39.800 you have to have a flaptop to be able to 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.400 ic it, and she was cutting through it and it 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:43.880 sliced through. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.360 The cake and through the pad of her thumb. 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.640 So there's blood everywhere, blood or through the cake. The 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:53.080 cake's ruined. Can't use the cake anymore, So we rushed 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:54.720 her off to the hospital. After I think six or 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.040 seven hours in the ear, she decided that she wanted 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:58.880 to go home and see if she could save the cake, 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.200 which obviously couldn't happened because there was one it's all 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.920 through it. But yeah, she didn't end up getting stitches 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.600 or anything like that. She decided decided to put bandages 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.080 over it for a couple of weeks and people would 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:08.480 heel over. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.520 She is hardcore of the fact she was about to 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.080 go back and finish that cake off. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.960 Yeah yeah, once the I thing is, I know one 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:18.080 will know there's blood inside. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:25.760 Yeah, take out. It's lovely chammy sponge now whether chewy plaster. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:32.240 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we're taking your stories today 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:33.520 about kitchen injuries. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.560 After a pharmacist told me that the weekend. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:39.920 The kitchen is the most deadless room in the house, 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:42.720 we're testing it out today with your kitchen injuries. 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.360 Allison, what happened in the kitchen? 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.120 I had a bad incident with the microwave, saying the 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.880 tight ass that I am. The little globe you know 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.920 that lights are up inside that went out, So I 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:56.640 totled off to the shop, okaid, I'll think about sixty 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.400 bucks for the little globe, so I'm still less than 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.760 the price, and microwave went home, got the little glass 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.640 sing off that covers the globe, got the globe out, 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:10.040 Everything's going fine. I couldn't quite reach in to get 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:11.560 the globe back into the socket. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:12.680 So what do you do? 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:14.680 You put your finger in there to find out where 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:15.960 the hole is, don't. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:20.640 You absolutely do not? And then you turned into a 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.080 light bulb. Did you a little bit like that? 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.440 And the reaction, the jerk reaction from getting from the. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.800 Shop, you get lying back, don't you. Well. 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.560 I also took the microwave back with me, and of 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.760 course it flew off the bench. So that was the 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.960 end of it. Electrocuted, no globe, no tune table, and 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:41.840 just shuck the whole thing out. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.080 Allison stayed there. That's a great story, very well told 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:46.480 you about it. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:50.720 That's you okay, though, Michelle, Hello Michelle, what is your 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.080 story of a kitchen injury? 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:52.520 Oh? 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:52.880 Dear. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.840 I was young and I was getting something out of 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.280 the freezer and saw it was all nice and powdery, 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:00.440 and so I decided I'd lick it. And I got 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:02.560 my tongue stuck to the freezer the side of it, 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:07.280 and I was trying to yell, you know, to help 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:08.480 from my mind, like. 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.000 Dumb and dumber when you start to the ski lift. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.840 Yeah, yeah, And you can't quite yell when you've got 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:16.760 your tongue out of the and so I was trying to. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:18.280 I was trying to pry it off, and in the 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:19.960 end I just had to do the big rip and 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:20.840 it ripped out. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:21.480 I'm like, oh. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:28.760 Out, I've still got a little hole like an indentation 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:29.720 where where if you. 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:34.240 Grew back a little, Yes, but dips in your. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:37.600