Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Did your kids have at this age? Get so many rushes?
Speaker 4: Rushes, chafing, it's ointments and zinc powder.
Speaker 3: Every few weeks he's got a new kind of rash,
Speaker 3: this newest one.
Speaker 5: Now I think they get like nappy rush, don't they.
Speaker 3: Well, this one is on his penis, and so Bianke
Speaker 3: took him to the doctor showed the red mark. He said, okay,
Speaker 3: that's easy to clear up. You go to the chemist
Speaker 3: and get hydrozole. So I was sent to the chemist
Speaker 3: yesterday to get hydrozole, and I just wanted to make
Speaker 3: sure I had the right one that was suitable for babies.
Speaker 3: So I asked a girl and theile is this good
Speaker 3: for babies? She goes, I think it is, but let
Speaker 3: me just check with the pharmacist. So she goes up
Speaker 3: behind the big super desk that he has at the end,
Speaker 3: and I stay in the aisle because I thought she
Speaker 3: was just going to be a second. So I'm twenty
Speaker 3: meters away and the pharmacy is busy. I see her
Speaker 3: chatting to the pharmacist and he yells.
Speaker 5: Out to me from where I am you're kidding me.
Speaker 3: He's like, what's this for? I said, oh, for my son?
Speaker 3: He goes, what part of the body? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Really across the store? Penis?
Speaker 5: Why man, this is on you? Why don't you then
Speaker 5: go shoud have shuffled up? You go and just moving
Speaker 5: through a close think quickly? No, I know you do
Speaker 5: you cover the distance?
Speaker 4: Poor Gordon and all the innocent customers, everybody in the row.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got to think it was for your.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'd be thinking, that you to embarrage
Speaker 4: it and go what a creep.
Speaker 5: But he hasn't even got a.
Speaker 4: Son hanging around and getting creams. Leave yourself alone, sir,
Speaker 4: well them arrest is what they're probably thinking.
Speaker 5: That's why it's all chafing.
Speaker 3: That why has he got the extra large tubes?
Speaker 5: At the star of.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Podcast Jack post with that was someone yesterday. It's a
Speaker 4: lovely guy, but during their breakfast did something odd.
Speaker 3: Very lovely man named Hugh Van carlin Berg hosts the
Speaker 3: brilliant podcast called The Imperfect.
Speaker 5: So yeah, he is the loveliest mall of the world.
Speaker 3: Ryes and I'm trying to become friends with him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're going to be neighbors.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be neighbors with him soon. So I'm sitting
Speaker 3: at breakfast with him and getting along swimmingly and loving
Speaker 3: the stories he has to tell. And then he does
Speaker 3: something unsettling. Towards the end of the meal. We finished breakfast,
Speaker 3: he orders a second coffee. Then as they bring the
Speaker 3: coffee over, he pops a stick of chewing in his mouth,
Speaker 3: starts chewing and drinking the coffee while he's chewing.
Speaker 5: So he's deliberately preparing those two things.
Speaker 3: To hearing them together. He's continuing telling stories.
Speaker 5: Nothing happened.
Speaker 3: Nothing, What is happening? I can't even concentrate on his
Speaker 3: words anymore.
Speaker 4: And it was going swimmingly earlier. Now the swimming has stopped.
Speaker 4: Is drowning?
Speaker 3: I'm sinking food freak.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is very strange. Do you think he's worried
Speaker 5: about his breath?
Speaker 3: Well, then how come you doing the coffee at the
Speaker 3: same time.
Speaker 5: Don't have that second coffee? Have a truth brush.
Speaker 3: I have the coffee at the coffee first, then have
Speaker 3: the sticky gun.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what people do sometimes it poper meant afters,
Speaker 4: but two at the same time says he's a serial offender.
Speaker 3: Seemed like something he did regularly.
Speaker 5: And does it now put your budding friendship in down?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm not in the all right?
Speaker 4: So do you are you a food freak? What it's
Speaker 4: the one thing you do? Or do you know somebody
Speaker 4: who we got here?
Speaker 5: Textre going I'm good? Text? So what is the food
Speaker 5: possible crime? I like to eat raw potato? Oh no,
Speaker 5: are you with the Russia Revolution trench or something? A
Speaker 5: raw So?
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 3: Unraw potatoes, a belly egg.
Speaker 7: I don't know why.
Speaker 5: Since a little boy I've always liked and where it
Speaker 5: started And in The Victorian.
Speaker 4: With charlester KENSI on a twist in a workhouse chimney.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: Text, that is incredible. Text, thank you very much? Sure
Speaker 4: you call me lee? Are you a food freak?
Speaker 5: What do you do? Buddy?
Speaker 7: I'm not a food freak. But I used to work
Speaker 7: with a boat stewie who take a boy of his
Speaker 7: chicken rolls and then he pours a chocolate pigin in there,
Speaker 7: and then every time you take another bite, he would
Speaker 7: refill the chicken.
Speaker 8: Roll with chocolate figin.
Speaker 7: This is it was disgusting.
Speaker 4: That is the sort of thing you do when you're five,
Speaker 4: don't you. You know, you break into your mom and
Speaker 4: dad's pantry when there's no one home.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 7: He thought he was killing two birds with one stone.
Speaker 4: That is the best one so far, Lee, That is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Jay said, so, what's your food crime?
Speaker 9: Just want to start off? I say, I'm not proud
Speaker 9: of it, but it's just a psychological habit. Now. So
Speaker 9: you know the red red frog for lollies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the old Alan is Alan's Red Frogs, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's in the packet.
Speaker 9: Go to go to Dolly. Can't beat it anyway. So
Speaker 9: I used the top of the red frog where it's
Speaker 9: got like the indents, to make out that as a frog,
Speaker 9: and I rabbed the top of the red frog on
Speaker 9: my top lip before I eat it.
Speaker 3: What do you me?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's episode one of Dharma.
Speaker 5: That's how it ended. He just started to get a
Speaker 5: taste for it like that.
Speaker 9: What so, I just I just like the feeling of
Speaker 9: it on the top of it.
Speaker 4: You're like the rubbing or the or the Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so so like a lickmossage.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I like that. It's just really good. I
Speaker 9: mean not to try it.
Speaker 4: When I got home with row potatoes and rubbing myself
Speaker 4: with red frogs.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: This week's one second winner has got a slight twist
Speaker 4: on it today. All these songs the titles are all
Speaker 4: the artist's locations. Ish, I'm looking at one of them.
Speaker 5: Oh boy Friday, Right, are you guys ready? Okay?
Speaker 4: One second of a song the title is a location.
Speaker 5: Ah, yes, well, now I'm your jack Post from nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety five Pritte song, All right, what about this Patsy?
Speaker 5: You should get this.
Speaker 4: Vegas Songs Easy nineteen sixty eight The King, all right,
Speaker 4: what about this Patsy?
Speaker 5: This is another one in your.
Speaker 4: Wheelhouse Waterloo, Ebba, please promotus. Patty's had a power comeback,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, stay in the game. This is kind of
Speaker 4: to do with the location. If someone was asking for directions,
Speaker 4: you might say this hard.
Speaker 3: Oh electric haven you who sung that Edie?
Speaker 10: Someone?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 5: I can you that Eddie Grant?
Speaker 4: A bit of a change of Waterloo in Vegas in California?
Speaker 5: Isn't it an avenue? Bit of electricity? All right? Who's this.
Speaker 3: Around the world? That's stuff punk.
Speaker 4: Weld from nineteen ninety seven year fans in Nano. All right,
Speaker 4: let's finish with this one.
Speaker 5: Who is this?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nutbush city limits, Tina Turner.
Speaker 5: Patsy, Patsy, Patsy.
Speaker 12: I believe that's no limits, not really really no no,
Speaker 12: no producers to defend himself, right to reply.
Speaker 3: Nutbush is a place in Tennessee. It's a famous music location.
Speaker 5: Really it is. Okay, he was hot, he was ready.
Speaker 3: I think he's so happy like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, world out, Patsy.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian O'Connell's Golden Moments coming
Speaker 2: down to the Games in Paris. Steve Hooker in the
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight Beijing Olympics winning gold in pole vault.
Speaker 5: There was three of.
Speaker 12: Us that were clear favorites. Brad Walker was number one ranked.
Speaker 12: He jump six oh four, a new American record, and
Speaker 12: yet Getty Kin and co.
Speaker 1: From Russia.
Speaker 12: I had jumped six o one and I jumped six meters,
Speaker 12: so it was clear that the competition was going to
Speaker 12: come down to us. I felt confident that I could
Speaker 12: jump one more high than you have, Genny, and that
Speaker 12: was always the strategy. Just back yourself that you're going
Speaker 12: to jump the next height. My training partner Paul Burgess
Speaker 12: just said, how are you feeling, and I just said
Speaker 12: to him.
Speaker 1: I think I'll win.
Speaker 12: I didn't sleep really the night before the competition. I
Speaker 12: started putting together a playlist that I was going to
Speaker 12: listen to in my warm up, and I just put
Speaker 12: the word gold in there.
Speaker 5: I made that this.
Speaker 12: Whole playlist of gold, and I was like, this is
Speaker 12: this is the last piece of the puzzle. I'm fully
Speaker 12: ready this competition. I've got my gold playlist.
Speaker 5: I'm going to win gold.
Speaker 12: The twelve finalists line up and they read us out
Speaker 12: and the crowd responds to your name, and it's a
Speaker 12: big moment, like that's a big, deep breath moment. I
Speaker 12: started to feel good. At five meters ninety, I missed
Speaker 12: my first two attempts.
Speaker 5: Ye Genny had.
Speaker 1: Missed his first two.
Speaker 12: Attempts as well, and when I heard the crowd grown
Speaker 12: after he missed his third attempt, I knew that I
Speaker 12: had an opportunity to win. It was completely in my
Speaker 12: own hands at that point, and it went from being
Speaker 12: the hardest competition, really difficult circumstances to jump into the
Speaker 12: easiest jump that I ever did in my life. I
Speaker 12: felt like I was sort of out a body, almost
Speaker 12: not really even thinking about what I was doing on
Speaker 12: that jump, in a complete flow stage.
Speaker 1: As soon as I picked up the pole.
Speaker 12: My body just started running down the runway and easiest
Speaker 12: jump I did of the whole night, big clearance, and
Speaker 12: you know, as a pole vowler, you get this moment
Speaker 12: where you clear the bar and you know you've won
Speaker 12: and you're still six meters in the air and you
Speaker 12: get to get to fall back to Earth and then celebrate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I hit the mat.
Speaker 12: I only had one gold. At the same moment in time,
Speaker 12: my coach had jumped the fence just sprinted towards me.
Speaker 12: He was wearing bare feet, which was a superstitious thing
Speaker 12: that he'd done.
Speaker 5: But I was like, what's he doing? I'm going to
Speaker 5: get the squalified? Do you see me?
Speaker 12: Kind of like almost panic in that moment where I'm like,
Speaker 12: am I going to get deq'ed? Because my coach is running.
Speaker 1: On the track here?
Speaker 12: And then he left and I went celebrated with the
Speaker 12: whole bunch of my teammates. And that's my favorite moment,
Speaker 12: is that moment kind of jumping up and down in
Speaker 12: trying of my teammates from the athletics team, from the
Speaker 12: broader Olympics team, and I turn around squat down and
Speaker 12: it hit me that I'd won.
Speaker 5: And there's an image of that.
Speaker 12: Moment where I'm like, I'm sort of squatting on my
Speaker 12: haunches and you can just see this realization on my
Speaker 12: face of what's just happened about hitting home. And that's
Speaker 12: the picture that's in Mum and Dad's.
Speaker 1: House the Christian Know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: They're training not to be a barista.
Speaker 4: So anyway, she was working Sunday doing a shift and
Speaker 4: she was cleaning someone out in in the back kitchen
Speaker 4: and there was a pot of boiling hot oil and
Speaker 4: she scolded her sound really bandage. I blisters all over
Speaker 4: both of her hands. So they had to send her home.
Speaker 4: And then so I went to the chemist, the pharmacist
Speaker 4: to see what cream and bandage design need to do
Speaker 4: right to the comfortable. So what is it as well
Speaker 4: about the pharmacist. It's they love to query everything, don't they.
Speaker 4: You take your prescription in from a man of medicine
Speaker 4: who's trained hard a doctor, and they go to put
Speaker 4: you on that for they go the doctor. You know,
Speaker 4: he does it day in day out, the doctor. He
Speaker 4: sends me here with this.
Speaker 5: You have a look at it. You go get it
Speaker 5: from those giant mega draws. You've got.
Speaker 13: You go.
Speaker 4: Then they're trying to tell you what, there's a cheaper
Speaker 4: one just over there, cheap one over there. Then when
Speaker 4: they handed to you, like whenever, whenever you're allowed to
Speaker 4: get to get your medicine, they always go take it
Speaker 4: twice a day with food.
Speaker 5: You go. I know that it says that.
Speaker 4: Tight out on the thing you're ging to me. Anyway,
Speaker 4: the guy, the guy that was very healthy to wrek
Speaker 4: creams to get. But anyway, when I said my daughter,
Speaker 4: she scolded her hand okay, and he took his. He
Speaker 4: had these very sort of you know, peznes, old school
Speaker 4: glasses off. He took them off and he went. He
Speaker 4: looked at me solemnly, and he went. Kitchens the most
Speaker 4: dangerous room in the house. All right, buddy, where's the cream?
Speaker 4: What a bandages?
Speaker 5: Let's end this now.
Speaker 3: Was it a word of warning, like we shouldn't go
Speaker 3: into the kitchen.
Speaker 5: No, he was just saying, don't even get me started.
Speaker 11: Day man and boy, kitchen, this kitchen that when when
Speaker 11: it ends the humidity, because he told me it's the
Speaker 11: most dangerous room in the house, the kitchen.
Speaker 4: We want to hear about your kitchen injuries. Okay, I
Speaker 4: bet quite a few of these involved avocados. Aren't they
Speaker 4: the most dangerous thing to take on in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing a news article about cutting avocados, and
Speaker 3: people would slice through their hands because.
Speaker 4: They're fitty little buggers, aren't they. You put them in
Speaker 4: like a grenade. They're the grenade of nature. You put
Speaker 4: them in your hand. And he trying, this is only
Speaker 4: a soft little thing. I'll be a slice through you.
Speaker 3: And I put on the oven glove to cut an
Speaker 3: avocado because they said that.
Speaker 5: You and get a wiki keeper's glove.
Speaker 3: You can cut through and cut slicely palm in your
Speaker 3: hand open.
Speaker 5: How can you don't get that tactile thing. It'll be
Speaker 5: all slippery.
Speaker 3: You can my knife hand is unsheathed avocado holding hands.
Speaker 4: Inside the oven glove. This is amazing. So I want
Speaker 4: to hear about your kitchen injuries. You've got a devastating store.
Speaker 4: Get a beer, I said.
Speaker 3: When you asked me, do you have any kitchen injuries,
Speaker 3: I said, I've nicked my thigh on a knife, So
Speaker 3: don't come to me.
Speaker 5: If you're a survivor, you're a survivor. This guy's a survivor.
Speaker 5: Is that we're lucky to have him? Guys, we're lucky
Speaker 5: to have him.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're looking for these kitchen injury stories telling what
Speaker 4: happened to the kitchen mate doing.
Speaker 6: The dishes after a Sunday raast carving knife, slippery hands,
Speaker 6: straight through the.
Speaker 5: Foot well, in between the toes.
Speaker 7: Or just above the toes, straight through the food end
Speaker 7: of the floor.
Speaker 5: Oh my word. So were you sort of stuck to
Speaker 5: the floor. I was, yes, So what did you do
Speaker 5: to get yourself free?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just sort of wiggled the knife a little bit.
Speaker 5: This is medieval torture game inquisition. You're giving yourself down?
Speaker 6: Yeah, true, Yeah, then wrapped it up in a tea towel,
Speaker 6: hobbled out, put my foot in the glove box, and
Speaker 6: then drove off the hospital.
Speaker 7: So it wasn't and blood everywhere in.
Speaker 3: The gart put your makes you sound like the whole
Speaker 3: thing was seven off your legs.
Speaker 5: You won't driving the car, were you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I was.
Speaker 5: Pates. You're leaning across your flexibility and the calls the
Speaker 5: impressive Dane.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that happened many years ago at Christian.
Speaker 6: So yeah you still got the little scarf.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wow, Dane, incredible story. Thanks for killing mate,
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you. D Okay, So what happened in
Speaker 4: the kitchen?
Speaker 10: So that was actually my mum.
Speaker 14: She likes to make cakes as a hobby, like you know,
Speaker 14: the really big, fancy cakes. So she baked your cakes
Speaker 14: one day and she was slicing the top off because
Speaker 14: you have to have a flaptop to be able to
Speaker 14: ic it, and she was cutting through it and it
Speaker 14: sliced through.
Speaker 10: The cake and through the pad of her thumb.
Speaker 14: So there's blood everywhere, blood or through the cake. The
Speaker 14: cake's ruined. Can't use the cake anymore, So we rushed
Speaker 14: her off to the hospital. After I think six or
Speaker 14: seven hours in the ear, she decided that she wanted
Speaker 14: to go home and see if she could save the cake,
Speaker 14: which obviously couldn't happened because there was one it's all
Speaker 14: through it. But yeah, she didn't end up getting stitches
Speaker 14: or anything like that. She decided decided to put bandages
Speaker 14: over it for a couple of weeks and people would
Speaker 14: heel over.
Speaker 5: She is hardcore of the fact she was about to
Speaker 5: go back and finish that cake off.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, once the I thing is, I know one
Speaker 3: will know there's blood inside.
Speaker 5: Yeah, take out. It's lovely chammy sponge now whether chewy plaster.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we're taking your stories today
Speaker 2: about kitchen injuries.
Speaker 5: After a pharmacist told me that the weekend.
Speaker 4: The kitchen is the most deadless room in the house,
Speaker 4: we're testing it out today with your kitchen injuries.
Speaker 5: Allison, what happened in the kitchen?
Speaker 15: I had a bad incident with the microwave, saying the
Speaker 15: tight ass that I am. The little globe you know
Speaker 15: that lights are up inside that went out, So I
Speaker 15: totled off to the shop, okaid, I'll think about sixty
Speaker 15: bucks for the little globe, so I'm still less than
Speaker 15: the price, and microwave went home, got the little glass
Speaker 15: sing off that covers the globe, got the globe out,
Speaker 15: Everything's going fine. I couldn't quite reach in to get
Speaker 15: the globe back into the socket.
Speaker 5: So what do you do?
Speaker 15: You put your finger in there to find out where
Speaker 15: the hole is, don't.
Speaker 5: You absolutely do not? And then you turned into a
Speaker 5: light bulb. Did you a little bit like that?
Speaker 15: And the reaction, the jerk reaction from getting from the.
Speaker 5: Shop, you get lying back, don't you. Well.
Speaker 15: I also took the microwave back with me, and of
Speaker 15: course it flew off the bench. So that was the
Speaker 15: end of it. Electrocuted, no globe, no tune table, and
Speaker 15: just shuck the whole thing out.
Speaker 5: Allison stayed there. That's a great story, very well told
Speaker 5: you about it.
Speaker 4: That's you okay, though, Michelle, Hello Michelle, what is your
Speaker 4: story of a kitchen injury?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 7: Dear.
Speaker 10: I was young and I was getting something out of
Speaker 10: the freezer and saw it was all nice and powdery,
Speaker 10: and so I decided I'd lick it. And I got
Speaker 10: my tongue stuck to the freezer the side of it,
Speaker 10: and I was trying to yell, you know, to help
Speaker 10: from my mind, like.
Speaker 5: Dumb and dumber when you start to the ski lift.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, And you can't quite yell when you've got
Speaker 10: your tongue out of the and so I was trying to.
Speaker 10: I was trying to pry it off, and in the
Speaker 10: end I just had to do the big rip and
Speaker 10: it ripped out.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh.
Speaker 10: Out, I've still got a little hole like an indentation
Speaker 10: where where if you.
Speaker 4: Grew back a little, Yes, but dips in your.
Speaker 5: Tongue, aren't you? I know.
Speaker 10: My mom. I was so embarrassed, but I had to
Speaker 10: go to my mum and she thought I'd lost her tooth.
Speaker 4: I'm still got the image now that for my week
Speaker 4: So after it's in the freezer, there's some of your
Speaker 4: tongue on the side there, like it's growing harvest and
Speaker 4: organs or something.
Speaker 3: Probably keep it in there until science works.
Speaker 10: Out how to put it back on, until monkey frusted it.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I really am in the doghouse this weekend, and maybe
Speaker 4: for longer, or can you help me get out of
Speaker 4: the doghouse? So one of my daughters was pressurizing me
Speaker 4: to you know, it's like Pats, you see, always just
Speaker 4: under pressure. There's no delay, there's no sort of delayed gratification.
Speaker 4: It's now no better live in the internal present. They're
Speaker 4: very a cart told, They're very the power of now.
Speaker 4: Anytime I get a message, it's like can you pick
Speaker 4: me up? I don't even say when I'm already leaving
Speaker 4: the house. It's like now they don't even presume you'll
Speaker 4: have plans the mountain times I've just had to leave
Speaker 4: the gym mid workout. I've just got there to go
Speaker 4: and get a kid from somewhere anyway, so they're going,
Speaker 4: it's school shirt now, and.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I started try and get the ironing board out, which
Speaker 4: is a nightmare just getting out because it's like shoved
Speaker 4: somewhere is it's never in a convenient place, and says
Speaker 4: we haven't got time for that.
Speaker 5: I need it now. So I just laid a.
Speaker 4: Towel down on the dining table. I need to explain, Okay,
Speaker 4: the dining table we had it shipped over is very
Speaker 4: important to my wife.
Speaker 3: And it's a beautiful table.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely table, right, and we've had it like
Speaker 4: fifteen years. Every single photo of like the girls having
Speaker 4: a birthday party at home in an old house is
Speaker 4: all around that table. We've had kitchen at Christmas dinners
Speaker 4: on that table, New Year's celebrations. It's a big part
Speaker 4: of our family that my wife loves the table. You're
Speaker 4: not allowed to put a hot drink down there without
Speaker 4: a coaster. Who certainly aren't allowed to put a flipping
Speaker 4: grape steam wine. Traditionally they are hotter than a hot
Speaker 4: tea hotter steam iron and a low fimsy towel, and
Speaker 4: like home, working in the drying cleaners. And of course
Speaker 4: I didn't realize what was happening underneath it. I was
Speaker 4: making my own kind of turing shroud. On that table
Speaker 4: there is a big, vivid stain. I guess I must
Speaker 4: have steamed the wagons off.
Speaker 5: You've seen it.
Speaker 3: I have seen it.
Speaker 5: It's an clee as my wife said, ugly vivid stay.
Speaker 4: That's rather big too, a huge so, as you can imagine,
Speaker 4: this is put a little bit of a damner over
Speaker 4: life generally.
Speaker 5: That weekend, Sara actually said, I'm not even want to
Speaker 5: go out this weekend. Life will be okay.
Speaker 4: I reckon if I said, listen, I've just had some
Speaker 4: terrible news to adoptive and he got like a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks ago.
Speaker 5: But we can do about that stain. It's going to die.
Speaker 4: So obviously there's been a lot of people giving me
Speaker 4: what I call home remedies. I don't know if any
Speaker 4: of these work. I mean some of the comments samear
Speaker 4: it with mayo, leave it for a few hours overnight
Speaker 4: trust me, it works.
Speaker 5: How is mayonnaise going to work?
Speaker 3: I mean, you've taken the top layer of it off.
Speaker 5: Do you need you to help me out? Right now?
Speaker 5: I know what I've done, you know in this morning?
Speaker 5: I saw it at five am.
Speaker 4: It's there, the moment you walk into the kitchen and go,
Speaker 4: oh god, it's there.
Speaker 3: I think. The only thing you can do is strip
Speaker 3: the whole table of the wax and then start over
Speaker 3: the top of it.
Speaker 5: Why how do you even do that?
Speaker 3: Take the iron to the whole, the whole thing?
Speaker 5: It should? Try out?
Speaker 4: Fine, I had this happen to me. You just leave
Speaker 4: it and the spot was gone. Nothing ever gets better
Speaker 4: by just being left alone.
Speaker 3: That's how I try to fix everything.
Speaker 4: Try rubbing the side of a walnut into the wood grains.
Speaker 4: What are these medieval cures? Iron again, gentle heat? No
Speaker 4: steam users, ol, steamers? What got you into this mess?
Speaker 4: So steam's what's going to get you out of it?
Speaker 3: All right, dad, it's definitely not gonna work.
Speaker 5: You could try furniture restorers oil. Where would I it?
Speaker 5: Guess I've done enough damage? Whe Am I going to
Speaker 5: find that sand it back? Restain it? Try that? Christian?
Speaker 5: What about buying. I've got an ironing border. K these
Speaker 5: comments aren't happening.
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Speaker 4: On the show, then we do something called funny business,
Speaker 4: which is our look. All over Australia, you're our spotters,
Speaker 4: our eyes, and indeed all over the world. We're looking
Speaker 4: for literally out funny business names. Weird, unusual funny business names.
Speaker 4: You know sometimes you see one on a van or
Speaker 4: when you're driving around a business that have got a
Speaker 4: funny or an unusual name and they actually make you smile.
Speaker 5: The good ones we want to hear all about them.
Speaker 5: You can call me.
Speaker 4: You can also email them Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
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Speaker 5: All right, so new ones. This comes from Michelle Christian.
Speaker 4: I was walking around warn and Ball the other day
Speaker 4: saw a window for funny business.
Speaker 5: How it gives you a chuckle.
Speaker 13: This is.
Speaker 5: Jane Doe as in d o u Ge Bakery. Yeah,
Speaker 5: very good idea smart.
Speaker 4: We like that one Christian has a plastering company near
Speaker 4: me called Apollo Screed today instead of Apollo Creed.
Speaker 5: That's actually very good. I like that one Apollo Screen
Speaker 5: is great.
Speaker 4: Christian in the Southern Highlands and New South Wales air
Speaker 4: conditioning business near me called stiff Nipples.
Speaker 5: Dear me, welcome to Australia.
Speaker 4: They need that on the come to Australia for your holidays,
Speaker 4: stiff Nipples.
Speaker 3: There's so many chances like when you're getting an ABN
Speaker 3: when you're registering your business, then you actually have to.
Speaker 4: Put that on official forms register with the tax Department
Speaker 4: and the government. Greg Brogan listened to the show on
Speaker 4: the iHeart platform in New South Wales.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for.
Speaker 4: Your stiff Nipples spotting there and Christian TAXIDERMICI saw the
Speaker 4: other day rest in pieces. That's good your spottings this
Speaker 4: week for funny business. Let's go do, Tim, what's your
Speaker 4: funny business?
Speaker 5: What have you seen?
Speaker 10: Okay, I've got a funny business name called Ferrari Mobile
Speaker 10: dog Groomy.
Speaker 4: Ferrari is good. Actually that should come on in. Whoa Tim, Yes,
Speaker 4: you're a hole of famer for Ferrari. Wow, it's a
Speaker 4: big come doown. There's beg anti climb. Actually it's probably
Speaker 4: not what we thought it would be to be in
Speaker 4: that hall of you know. I think we should also
Speaker 4: put in stiff nipples as well. That's the reaction if
Speaker 4: you do get inducted into the Hall of Fame just
Speaker 4: to lower your expectations.
Speaker 5: It's a big old oh my, oh god, it's terrible.
Speaker 5: Hasn't actually made any difference in my life? Ashley. OHI Christian,
Speaker 5: I'm good, Ashley. What have you seen then for funny business?
Speaker 6: I've got a food truck. What's called feeling prawny?
Speaker 4: Feeling prawny? Yes, very good, Thank you very much, Ashley. Jackie,
Speaker 4: what's your funny business?
Speaker 10: It's my brother's business and it's a gardening business.
Speaker 6: It was guns n' roses.
Speaker 5: Oh so good.
Speaker 4: Wow, favor Now Jackie, did your brother did you do
Speaker 4: any brainstorming with the whole you know, idea of what
Speaker 4: he was going.
Speaker 10: He's just very funny.
Speaker 6: He wanted iron a bar as well, and call it
Speaker 6: the faddy Womber.
Speaker 8: This's just funny.
Speaker 5: This is funny.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: Christian Connall's show podcast Christian know Connall's Golden Moments coming
Speaker 2: down to the Games in Paris.
Speaker 4: Stephen Bradbury at the two thousand and two Salt Lake
Speaker 4: City Winter Games, putting gold in the one.
Speaker 2: Thousand meters short track speed skating final.
Speaker 13: The morning of is so exciting. The adrenaline is pumping
Speaker 13: nervous energy. That's what an athlete lives for. I remember
Speaker 13: sitting in the change room and you could just feel
Speaker 13: the energy in the stadium, even underneath it. In the
Speaker 13: change room, sixteen and a half thousand people chanting in
Speaker 13: American superstar Apollo Ono's name. I knew that I wasn't
Speaker 13: as strong as the other skaters in the final, and
Speaker 13: my head told me that I needed to stay out
Speaker 13: of the way because there's a good chance that some
Speaker 13: of the other skaters in the final would go through
Speaker 13: each other. Olympic Final in Salt Lake City, nine laps
Speaker 13: for one thousand meters. We're coming into the final turn.
Speaker 13: I've dropped off the pace ten or fifteen meters and
Speaker 13: I see the Chinese skaters joy a short Leo try
Speaker 13: to move on the outside of a pollow, owner he
Speaker 13: doesn't make it. They bump and he goes down. Remember
Speaker 13: from there, the other three we all got tangled up.
Speaker 13: I saw them out of the corner of my eye
Speaker 13: all slide off into the barrier. At fifty kilometers an
Speaker 13: hour from there. I knew that I didn't have to skate.
Speaker 9: All I had to do was glide.
Speaker 13: I was going to cross the line first. I wasn't
Speaker 13: sure what the appropriate reaction was in those moments, wasn't
Speaker 13: sure if I should celebrate or go and hide in
Speaker 13: the corner. And it took quite a few minutes for
Speaker 13: the official result to come through. But when I finally
Speaker 13: came through on the jumpbotron with the gold medal the
Speaker 13: name Stephen Bradbury next to it, was a pretty awesome
Speaker 13: way to finish something that had started twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: The metal ceremony, my feelings.
Speaker 13: Are probably still the same now as they were there.
Speaker 13: I wasn't sure if I wanted to be the guy
Speaker 13: who won the gold medal because the whole world fell
Speaker 13: over in front of him. I get it that I
Speaker 13: deserve it, but I'm the luckiest individual Olympic gold medals
Speaker 13: in the history of sport. So that didn't sit one
Speaker 13: hundred percent comfortably with me when I was going up
Speaker 13: onto the podium, and to be honest, it still doesn't
Speaker 13: sit one hundred percent comfortably with me today. But when
Speaker 13: the Australian National anthem started to play, all those emotions
Speaker 13: were put aside and it felt like there was a
Speaker 13: minute and a half.
Speaker 14: That was my.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: And let me just describe what happened to him. This
Speaker 5: is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: They having the dinner, and it's in a some kind
Speaker 4: of ballroom somewhere at a hotel, one of those big
Speaker 4: function rooms. The principle is speaking, and everyone's all around
Speaker 4: the side of the dance floor. Mid speech, right, crack
Speaker 4: a great big ceiling panel and I'm talking, like he said,
Speaker 4: a couple of meters by a couple of meters just
Speaker 4: just falls drops, suddenly and violently onto the middle of
Speaker 4: the empty dance well.
Speaker 5: Luckily on top of it is a terrified looking possum.
Speaker 5: People are like this.
Speaker 4: The possum, obviously terrified, starts running a mock. My friend
Speaker 4: described and he described the scene next as a kind
Speaker 4: of Mexican wave of screaming as the possum ran amongst
Speaker 4: women's legs and stuff like that, and the screens were
Speaker 4: spreading across the room left to right as men tried
Speaker 4: to sort.
Speaker 5: Of get hold of the possum and catch it.
Speaker 4: Why an amazing moment, right, I mean, there's probably schools
Speaker 4: listening right now, worried about a dull speech drop a
Speaker 4: possum from the ceiling. Suddenly you've got a talking moment there.
Speaker 4: That's a great and the next stand up show, I'm
Speaker 4: going to plan that, what a great one.
Speaker 3: There's a mic drop, but then there's a possum drop
Speaker 3: one level above.
Speaker 4: So with this, I want to know when you were
Speaker 4: in a situation at that and you realize there's an animal,
Speaker 4: there's an unwelcome visitor, and then also what did you
Speaker 4: do to try and get rid of it. Someone caught
Speaker 4: it by the way, took it outside and it was
Speaker 4: like a nice hotel. It was like thet I don't
Speaker 4: know where it was, but like a nicer down just
Speaker 4: put it out on the street like I was going
Speaker 4: to get a taxi home.
Speaker 5: Or something like that.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we're looking for your stories
Speaker 2: about unwelcome animal visitors and how you try to get
Speaker 2: them out.
Speaker 5: Hello, Rod, what was the animal? Unwanted animal visitor enhancement?
Speaker 5: All right? What happened?
Speaker 6: And yeah, Well, I got up in the morning, put
Speaker 6: my pants on, went into the toilet. I was standing
Speaker 6: at the toilet and I felt something on the inner
Speaker 6: thigh of my leg inside the pants. Thought that don't
Speaker 6: feel right. I pulled my pants right to the floor
Speaker 6: and there's a huntsman.
Speaker 5: There are we talking? Top of the inner thigh?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, too close for comfort, very close.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I've just flicked it onto the floor and yes.
Speaker 4: That's your excuse. Yeah, when your wife came in, that's it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. You call Let's go to Maria.
Speaker 10: Now, Hi, guys, I've also got a person story About
Speaker 10: five point thirty one morning, my husband and I got
Speaker 10: working up by a noise in our kitchen and he
Speaker 10: pretended to be asleep. So I went to see what
Speaker 10: it was.
Speaker 5: That's a guy with that, isn't it pretend to be asleep.
Speaker 10: And it was a massive fresh time possum sitting on
Speaker 10: top of their fridge. Closed, all the doors opened up
Speaker 10: the front door, got an apple and tried to get
Speaker 10: it off the fridge, and it started following the apple.
Speaker 5: Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't they.
Speaker 4: You can lead me astray quite easily in the back
Speaker 4: of the car or the offer a fresh apple.
Speaker 10: But just as I got to the front door, my
Speaker 10: husband came out to see if I needed any help.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he turns late to the party.
Speaker 10: When monistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laugh,
Speaker 10: because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh.
Speaker 10: Every week.
Speaker 4: I forgot to mention that one said there was a
Speaker 4: horrible smell all right, and they were trying to work
Speaker 4: out which teacher was going to have to clear it
Speaker 4: up at this valedictorian dinner.
Speaker 5: So this is in your house.
Speaker 4: You must have been filthy with your husband as well,
Speaker 4: because you almost had it out the door like a
Speaker 4: like a bouncer getting it out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts.
Speaker 5: Maria, thank you very much.
Speaker 8: She cool.
Speaker 5: Love that. Matt. What's your story about an unwelcome animal visitor?
Speaker 8: Ah, We'll go back when I was a cue. It
Speaker 8: was about two in the morning. We all got woken
Speaker 8: up the family to this really high pitched screeching in
Speaker 8: the living room. It was coming from the chimney and
Speaker 8: Dad's trying to figure out what's going on. So he's
Speaker 8: put his head in there and he's figuring it out,
Speaker 8: and he's like, I think I can see a bird
Speaker 8: flapping around. He's like, how do we get it out?
Speaker 8: So he's like do I light a fire? I'm like,
Speaker 8: don't do that, and he's like, well, it's going to
Speaker 8: stink out the house if it dies in there. So
Speaker 8: all of a sudden, don't you took about two minutes.
Speaker 8: It wasn't a bird that came flying out. This giant
Speaker 8: that came flying out of the fireplace.
Speaker 5: Quick when they start darting around, that's so.
Speaker 1: Quick, man, it was.
Speaker 8: It was quite chaotic. It woke us up, that's for sure.
Speaker 8: So this that's flying through the living room knocking into windows, well,
Speaker 8: yeah it was. It was ridiculous. But managed to subdue
Speaker 8: the bat. I don't know how that did it, but.
Speaker 5: Everybody came there. It's a very exciting episode. Mister, have
Speaker 5: a chat about it. What's up is.
Speaker 8: Now known as the bat Whisper. It was quite an
Speaker 8: interesting experience. I had school the next morning, and that
Speaker 8: was quite a good tale to tell. No one believes me,
Speaker 8: but I can tell you it was true from the
Speaker 8: amount of proved that I was coming in that. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so that was interesting. But man, I tell you what,
Speaker 8: I love animals, but they are not pretty animals up front,
Speaker 8: it was it looked like the spawn of Satan.
Speaker 12: It was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tually, what when todayvid anburgh Funny leaves his planet.
Speaker 4: I think we've got his replacement but just be awful
Speaker 4: if you ever come across a bat on this hot
Speaker 4: or not?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's not.
Speaker 5: Matt, Thank you very much, your great story.
Speaker 1: Mate, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Look your dairy songs, dairy songs? These are stinking It
Speaker 5: isn't a nice cheese. Dairy songs? You know what the
Speaker 5: cows love to listen to. Yeah, in their barns. That's
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Speaker 5: good as it's going to get cow? Will I know?
Speaker 13: Can?
Speaker 12: Will I know?
Speaker 3: Gold?
Speaker 5: You got a friend in me? You got your gots
Speaker 5: are friend in me.
Speaker 4: I won't greet then your own personal cheesus silver plus
Speaker 4: I bet that you look gooda on the dance floor.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: how they get the cheese, the cud you know, sorry
Speaker 4: seems to be the hardest cud in seat of words.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, soft ending from me, jackie boy. What have
Speaker 4: you got dairy songs?
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, we're the milkies. People say we milky around silver.
Speaker 5: He's trying generous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody girts.
Speaker 5: Gold, that's gold. Everyboddy girts that's good? All right? Any
Speaker 5: more dairy songs.
Speaker 3: I'm like a curd nulli potado.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Silver video you caught the radio star.
Speaker 5: Gold finished, Yeah, well done? What on you did? Good
Speaker 5: jack post, You're in tomorrow. Let's do it GOODA vibrations
Speaker 5: Silver plus.
Speaker 4: Hoof loose, hoof loose, Gold, Let the cows out, Moo,
Speaker 4: Moo moo. Silver, put an Adrian Feta man pill jam
Speaker 4: Feta man, Gold, Kerry, well done, Another day in Paradise,
Speaker 4: Another day in Paradise.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 5: I gotta say that's from Phil Collins.
Speaker 4: Realized that's obviously the artist's name, you Phil, Fly me
Speaker 4: to the moon Gold, mad.
Speaker 5: Me laugh at him? He keep breaking Havati.
Speaker 4: Silver, Jenny under Pressure, Silver, working class Cow Bronze.
Speaker 5: You just put cow in there out of the name.
Speaker 5: What about this one same person?
Speaker 4: Hotel cauliflower and they mean couliflower cheese bronze.
Speaker 5: Don't even give it an When I think about you,
Speaker 5: I milk myself. That's just a line for myself.
Speaker 3: So Gold.
Speaker 4: Some Nancy taking care of breenus, taking care of breedness.
Speaker 4: Silver under the Bridge, Gold, Robbie Williams Butterman, Gold, kind
Speaker 4: of man, No fetter the devil You know.
Speaker 3: Silver, fall out your teet Gold.
Speaker 5: That's very good, Mike, well done.
Speaker 4: I want to break freezer, Bronze, Cheddar the devil you know,
Speaker 4: similar bronze.
Speaker 5: What did the cow say say to you?
Speaker 15: Remember that?
Speaker 5: Why do we go so big on that history will
Speaker 5: justus badly?
Speaker 3: And as a society? Why we Yeah? I agree, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Like to milk it, milk it silver, Johnny be gooda
Speaker 4: silver plus milk me baby one more time.
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 4: I gooda known better Gold, got so many cheesy hits, Baby,
Speaker 4: you can drive my Carbonara Silver.
Speaker 5: Take the weather with moo, Take the weather with moo. Silver,
Speaker 5: don't cream it's over Gold.
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