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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Did your kids have at this age? Get so many rushes?

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Speaker 4: Rushes, chafing, it's ointments and zinc powder.

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Speaker 3: Every few weeks he's got a new kind of rash,

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Speaker 3: this newest one.

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Speaker 5: Now I think they get like nappy rush, don't they.

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Speaker 3: Well, this one is on his penis, and so Bianke

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Speaker 3: took him to the doctor showed the red mark. He said, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's easy to clear up. You go to the chemist

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Speaker 3: and get hydrozole. So I was sent to the chemist

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Speaker 3: yesterday to get hydrozole, and I just wanted to make

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Speaker 3: sure I had the right one that was suitable for babies.

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Speaker 3: So I asked a girl and theile is this good

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Speaker 3: for babies? She goes, I think it is, but let

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Speaker 3: me just check with the pharmacist. So she goes up

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Speaker 3: behind the big super desk that he has at the end,

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Speaker 3: and I stay in the aisle because I thought she

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Speaker 3: was just going to be a second. So I'm twenty

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Speaker 3: meters away and the pharmacy is busy. I see her

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Speaker 3: chatting to the pharmacist and he yells.

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Speaker 5: Out to me from where I am you're kidding me.

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Speaker 3: He's like, what's this for? I said, oh, for my son?

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Speaker 3: He goes, what part of the body? Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Really across the store? Penis?

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Speaker 5: Why man, this is on you? Why don't you then

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Speaker 5: go shoud have shuffled up? You go and just moving

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Speaker 5: through a close think quickly? No, I know you do

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Speaker 5: you cover the distance?

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Speaker 4: Poor Gordon and all the innocent customers, everybody in the row.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's got to think it was for your.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'd be thinking, that you to embarrage

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Speaker 4: it and go what a creep.

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Speaker 5: But he hasn't even got a.

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Speaker 4: Son hanging around and getting creams. Leave yourself alone, sir,

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Speaker 4: well them arrest is what they're probably thinking.

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Speaker 5: That's why it's all chafing.

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Speaker 3: That why has he got the extra large tubes?

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Speaker 5: At the star of.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: Podcast Jack post with that was someone yesterday. It's a

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Speaker 4: lovely guy, but during their breakfast did something odd.

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Speaker 3: Very lovely man named Hugh Van carlin Berg hosts the

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Speaker 3: brilliant podcast called The Imperfect.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, he is the loveliest mall of the world.

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Speaker 3: Ryes and I'm trying to become friends with him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're going to be neighbors.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be neighbors with him soon. So I'm sitting

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Speaker 3: at breakfast with him and getting along swimmingly and loving

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Speaker 3: the stories he has to tell. And then he does

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Speaker 3: something unsettling. Towards the end of the meal. We finished breakfast,

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Speaker 3: he orders a second coffee. Then as they bring the

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Speaker 3: coffee over, he pops a stick of chewing in his mouth,

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Speaker 3: starts chewing and drinking the coffee while he's chewing.

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Speaker 5: So he's deliberately preparing those two things.

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Speaker 3: To hearing them together. He's continuing telling stories.

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Speaker 5: Nothing happened.

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Speaker 3: Nothing, What is happening? I can't even concentrate on his

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Speaker 3: words anymore.

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Speaker 4: And it was going swimmingly earlier. Now the swimming has stopped.

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Speaker 4: Is drowning?

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Speaker 3: I'm sinking food freak.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is very strange. Do you think he's worried

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Speaker 5: about his breath?

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Speaker 3: Well, then how come you doing the coffee at the

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Speaker 3: same time.

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Speaker 5: Don't have that second coffee? Have a truth brush.

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Speaker 3: I have the coffee at the coffee first, then have

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Speaker 3: the sticky gun.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's what people do sometimes it poper meant afters,

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Speaker 4: but two at the same time says he's a serial offender.

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Speaker 3: Seemed like something he did regularly.

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Speaker 5: And does it now put your budding friendship in down?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm not in the all right?

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Speaker 4: So do you are you a food freak? What it's

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Speaker 4: the one thing you do? Or do you know somebody

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Speaker 4: who we got here?

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Speaker 5: Textre going I'm good? Text? So what is the food

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Speaker 5: possible crime? I like to eat raw potato? Oh no,

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Speaker 5: are you with the Russia Revolution trench or something? A

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Speaker 5: raw So?

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Speaker 6: I think.

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Speaker 3: Unraw potatoes, a belly egg.

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Speaker 7: I don't know why.

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Speaker 5: Since a little boy I've always liked and where it

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Speaker 5: started And in The Victorian.

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Speaker 4: With charlester KENSI on a twist in a workhouse chimney.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Text, that is incredible. Text, thank you very much? Sure

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Speaker 4: you call me lee? Are you a food freak?

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Speaker 5: What do you do? Buddy?

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Speaker 7: I'm not a food freak. But I used to work

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Speaker 7: with a boat stewie who take a boy of his

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Speaker 7: chicken rolls and then he pours a chocolate pigin in there,

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Speaker 7: and then every time you take another bite, he would

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Speaker 7: refill the chicken.

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Speaker 8: Roll with chocolate figin.

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Speaker 7: This is it was disgusting.

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Speaker 4: That is the sort of thing you do when you're five,

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Speaker 4: don't you. You know, you break into your mom and

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Speaker 4: dad's pantry when there's no one home.

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Speaker 5: That's crazy.

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Speaker 7: He thought he was killing two birds with one stone.

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Speaker 4: That is the best one so far, Lee, That is unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: Jay said, so, what's your food crime?

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Speaker 9: Just want to start off? I say, I'm not proud

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Speaker 9: of it, but it's just a psychological habit. Now. So

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Speaker 9: you know the red red frog for lollies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the old Alan is Alan's Red Frogs, isn't it. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's in the packet.

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Speaker 9: Go to go to Dolly. Can't beat it anyway. So

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Speaker 9: I used the top of the red frog where it's

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Speaker 9: got like the indents, to make out that as a frog,

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Speaker 9: and I rabbed the top of the red frog on

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Speaker 9: my top lip before I eat it.

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Speaker 3: What do you me?

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's episode one of Dharma.

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Speaker 5: That's how it ended. He just started to get a

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Speaker 5: taste for it like that.

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Speaker 9: What so, I just I just like the feeling of

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Speaker 9: it on the top of it.

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Speaker 4: You're like the rubbing or the or the Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so so like a lickmossage.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I like that. It's just really good. I

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Speaker 9: mean not to try it.

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Speaker 4: When I got home with row potatoes and rubbing myself

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Speaker 4: with red frogs.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: This week's one second winner has got a slight twist

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Speaker 4: on it today. All these songs the titles are all

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Speaker 4: the artist's locations. Ish, I'm looking at one of them.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy Friday, Right, are you guys ready? Okay?

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Speaker 4: One second of a song the title is a location.

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Speaker 5: Ah, yes, well, now I'm your jack Post from nineteen

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Speaker 5: ninety five Pritte song, All right, what about this Patsy?

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Speaker 5: You should get this.

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Speaker 4: Vegas Songs Easy nineteen sixty eight The King, all right,

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Speaker 4: what about this Patsy?

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Speaker 5: This is another one in your.

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Speaker 4: Wheelhouse Waterloo, Ebba, please promotus. Patty's had a power comeback,

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, stay in the game. This is kind of

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Speaker 4: to do with the location. If someone was asking for directions,

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Speaker 4: you might say this hard.

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Speaker 3: Oh electric haven you who sung that Edie?

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Speaker 10: Someone?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 5: I can you that Eddie Grant?

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Speaker 4: A bit of a change of Waterloo in Vegas in California?

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Speaker 5: Isn't it an avenue? Bit of electricity? All right? Who's this.

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Speaker 3: Around the world? That's stuff punk.

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Speaker 4: Weld from nineteen ninety seven year fans in Nano. All right,

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Speaker 4: let's finish with this one.

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Speaker 5: Who is this?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Nutbush city limits, Tina Turner.

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Speaker 5: Patsy, Patsy, Patsy.

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Speaker 12: I believe that's no limits, not really really no no,

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Speaker 12: no producers to defend himself, right to reply.

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Speaker 3: Nutbush is a place in Tennessee. It's a famous music location.

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Speaker 5: Really it is. Okay, he was hot, he was ready.

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Speaker 3: I think he's so happy like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, world out, Patsy.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian O'Connell's Golden Moments coming

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Speaker 2: down to the Games in Paris. Steve Hooker in the

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Speaker 2: two thousand and eight Beijing Olympics winning gold in pole vault.

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Speaker 5: There was three of.

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Speaker 12: Us that were clear favorites. Brad Walker was number one ranked.

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Speaker 12: He jump six oh four, a new American record, and

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Speaker 12: yet Getty Kin and co.

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Speaker 1: From Russia.

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Speaker 12: I had jumped six o one and I jumped six meters,

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Speaker 12: so it was clear that the competition was going to

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Speaker 12: come down to us. I felt confident that I could

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Speaker 12: jump one more high than you have, Genny, and that

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Speaker 12: was always the strategy. Just back yourself that you're going

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Speaker 12: to jump the next height. My training partner Paul Burgess

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Speaker 12: just said, how are you feeling, and I just said

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Speaker 1: I think I'll win.

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Speaker 12: I didn't sleep really the night before the competition. I

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Speaker 12: started putting together a playlist that I was going to

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Speaker 12: listen to in my warm up, and I just put

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Speaker 12: the word gold in there.

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Speaker 5: I made that this.

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Speaker 12: Whole playlist of gold, and I was like, this is

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Speaker 12: this is the last piece of the puzzle. I'm fully

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Speaker 12: ready this competition. I've got my gold playlist.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to win gold.

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Speaker 12: The twelve finalists line up and they read us out

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Speaker 12: and the crowd responds to your name, and it's a

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Speaker 12: big moment, like that's a big, deep breath moment. I

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Speaker 12: started to feel good. At five meters ninety, I missed

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Speaker 12: my first two attempts.

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Speaker 5: Ye Genny had.

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Speaker 1: Missed his first two.

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Speaker 12: Attempts as well, and when I heard the crowd grown

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Speaker 12: after he missed his third attempt, I knew that I

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Speaker 12: had an opportunity to win. It was completely in my

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Speaker 12: the hardest competition, really difficult circumstances to jump into the

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Speaker 12: easiest jump that I ever did in my life. I

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Speaker 12: felt like I was sort of out a body, almost

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Speaker 12: not really even thinking about what I was doing on

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Speaker 12: that jump, in a complete flow stage.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I picked up the pole.

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Speaker 12: My body just started running down the runway and easiest

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Speaker 12: jump I did of the whole night, big clearance, and

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Speaker 12: you know, as a pole vowler, you get this moment

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Speaker 12: where you clear the bar and you know you've won

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Speaker 12: and you're still six meters in the air and you

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Speaker 12: get to get to fall back to Earth and then celebrate.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I hit the mat.

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Speaker 12: I only had one gold. At the same moment in time,

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Speaker 12: my coach had jumped the fence just sprinted towards me.

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Speaker 12: He was wearing bare feet, which was a superstitious thing

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Speaker 12: that he'd done.

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Speaker 5: But I was like, what's he doing? I'm going to

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Speaker 5: get the squalified? Do you see me?

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Speaker 12: Kind of like almost panic in that moment where I'm like,

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Speaker 12: am I going to get deq'ed? Because my coach is running.

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Speaker 1: On the track here?

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Speaker 12: And then he left and I went celebrated with the

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Speaker 12: whole bunch of my teammates. And that's my favorite moment,

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Speaker 12: is that moment kind of jumping up and down in

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Speaker 3: You can cut through and cut slicely palm in your

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Speaker 3: You can my knife hand is unsheathed avocado holding hands.

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Speaker 4: Get a beer, I said.

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Speaker 3: When you asked me, do you have any kitchen injuries,

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Speaker 5: If you're a survivor, you're a survivor. This guy's a survivor.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're looking for these kitchen injury stories telling what

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Speaker 6: The dishes after a Sunday raast carving knife, slippery hands,

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Speaker 7: Or just above the toes, straight through the food end

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Speaker 5: Oh my word. So were you sort of stuck to

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Speaker 6: I just sort of wiggled the knife a little bit.

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Speaker 5: This is medieval torture game inquisition. You're giving yourself down?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, true, Yeah, then wrapped it up in a tea towel,

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Speaker 7: So it wasn't and blood everywhere in.

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Speaker 5: You won't driving the car, were you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that happened many years ago at Christian.

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Speaker 5: After a pharmacist told me that the weekend.

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Speaker 4: The kitchen is the most deadless room in the house,

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Speaker 5: Allison, what happened in the kitchen?

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Speaker 15: I had a bad incident with the microwave, saying the

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Speaker 15: Everything's going fine. I couldn't quite reach in to get

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Speaker 15: You put your finger in there to find out where

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Speaker 5: You absolutely do not? And then you turned into a

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Speaker 15: I also took the microwave back with me, and of

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Speaker 5: Allison stayed there. That's a great story, very well told

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Speaker 4: That's you okay, though, Michelle, Hello Michelle, what is your

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 10: I was young and I was getting something out of

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Speaker 5: Dumb and dumber when you start to the ski lift.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, And you can't quite yell when you've got

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Speaker 4: Grew back a little, Yes, but dips in your.

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Speaker 10: My mom. I was so embarrassed, but I had to

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Speaker 4: I'm still got the image now that for my week

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Speaker 3: Probably keep it in there until science works.

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Speaker 4: I really am in the doghouse this weekend, and maybe

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Speaker 4: Anytime I get a message, it's like can you pick

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Speaker 5: So I was like, I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I started try and get the ironing board out, which

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Speaker 4: Towel down on the dining table. I need to explain, Okay,

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Speaker 4: It's a lovely table, right, and we've had it like

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Speaker 4: grape steam wine. Traditionally they are hotter than a hot

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Speaker 4: making my own kind of turing shroud. On that table

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Speaker 4: there is a big, vivid stain. I guess I must

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Speaker 4: have steamed the wagons off.

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Speaker 5: You've seen it.

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Speaker 3: I have seen it.

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Speaker 5: It's an clee as my wife said, ugly vivid stay.

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Speaker 4: That's rather big too, a huge so, as you can imagine,

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Speaker 4: this is put a little bit of a damner over

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Speaker 4: life generally.

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Speaker 5: That weekend, Sara actually said, I'm not even want to

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Speaker 5: go out this weekend. Life will be okay.

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Speaker 4: I reckon if I said, listen, I've just had some

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Speaker 4: terrible news to adoptive and he got like a couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks ago.

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Speaker 5: But we can do about that stain. It's going to die.

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Speaker 4: So obviously there's been a lot of people giving me

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Speaker 4: what I call home remedies. I don't know if any

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Speaker 4: of these work. I mean some of the comments samear

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Speaker 4: it with mayo, leave it for a few hours overnight

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Speaker 4: trust me, it works.

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Speaker 5: How is mayonnaise going to work?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you've taken the top layer of it off.

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Speaker 5: Do you need you to help me out? Right now?

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Speaker 5: I know what I've done, you know in this morning?

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Speaker 5: I saw it at five am.

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Speaker 4: It's there, the moment you walk into the kitchen and go,

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Speaker 4: oh god, it's there.

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Speaker 3: I think. The only thing you can do is strip

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Speaker 3: the whole table of the wax and then start over

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Speaker 3: the top of it.

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Speaker 5: Why how do you even do that?

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Speaker 3: Take the iron to the whole, the whole thing?

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Speaker 5: It should? Try out?

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Speaker 4: Fine, I had this happen to me. You just leave

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Speaker 4: it and the spot was gone. Nothing ever gets better

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Speaker 4: by just being left alone.

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Speaker 3: That's how I try to fix everything.

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Speaker 4: Try rubbing the side of a walnut into the wood grains.

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Speaker 4: What are these medieval cures? Iron again, gentle heat? No

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Speaker 4: steam users, ol, steamers? What got you into this mess?

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Speaker 4: So steam's what's going to get you out of it?

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Speaker 3: All right, dad, it's definitely not gonna work.

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Speaker 5: You could try furniture restorers oil. Where would I it?

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Speaker 5: Guess I've done enough damage? Whe Am I going to

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Speaker 5: find that sand it back? Restain it? Try that? Christian?

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Speaker 5: What about buying. I've got an ironing border. K these

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Speaker 5: comments aren't happening.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: On the show, then we do something called funny business,

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Speaker 4: which is our look. All over Australia, you're our spotters,

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Speaker 4: our eyes, and indeed all over the world. We're looking

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Speaker 4: for literally out funny business names. Weird, unusual funny business names.

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Speaker 4: You know sometimes you see one on a van or

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Speaker 4: when you're driving around a business that have got a

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Speaker 4: funny or an unusual name and they actually make you smile.

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Speaker 5: The good ones we want to hear all about them.

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Speaker 5: You can call me.

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Speaker 4: You can also email them Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 4: com dot au.

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Speaker 5: All right, so new ones. This comes from Michelle Christian.

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Speaker 4: I was walking around warn and Ball the other day

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Speaker 4: saw a window for funny business.

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Speaker 5: How it gives you a chuckle.

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Speaker 13: This is.

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Speaker 5: Jane Doe as in d o u Ge Bakery. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: very good idea smart.

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Speaker 4: We like that one Christian has a plastering company near

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Speaker 4: me called Apollo Screed today instead of Apollo Creed.

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Speaker 5: That's actually very good. I like that one Apollo Screen

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Speaker 5: is great.

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Speaker 4: Christian in the Southern Highlands and New South Wales air

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Speaker 4: conditioning business near me called stiff Nipples.

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Speaker 5: Dear me, welcome to Australia.

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Speaker 4: They need that on the come to Australia for your holidays,

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Speaker 4: stiff Nipples.

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Speaker 3: There's so many chances like when you're getting an ABN

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Speaker 3: when you're registering your business, then you actually have to.

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Speaker 4: Put that on official forms register with the tax Department

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Speaker 4: and the government. Greg Brogan listened to the show on

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Speaker 4: the iHeart platform in New South Wales.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for.

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Speaker 4: Your stiff Nipples spotting there and Christian TAXIDERMICI saw the

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Speaker 4: other day rest in pieces. That's good your spottings this

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Speaker 4: week for funny business. Let's go do, Tim, what's your

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Speaker 4: funny business?

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Speaker 5: What have you seen?

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Speaker 10: Okay, I've got a funny business name called Ferrari Mobile

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Speaker 10: dog Groomy.

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Speaker 4: Ferrari is good. Actually that should come on in. Whoa Tim, Yes,

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Speaker 4: you're a hole of famer for Ferrari. Wow, it's a

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Speaker 4: big come doown. There's beg anti climb. Actually it's probably

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Speaker 4: not what we thought it would be to be in

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Speaker 4: that hall of you know. I think we should also

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Speaker 4: put in stiff nipples as well. That's the reaction if

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Speaker 4: you do get inducted into the Hall of Fame just

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Speaker 4: to lower your expectations.

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Speaker 5: It's a big old oh my, oh god, it's terrible.

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Speaker 5: Hasn't actually made any difference in my life? Ashley. OHI Christian,

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Speaker 5: I'm good, Ashley. What have you seen then for funny business?

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Speaker 6: I've got a food truck. What's called feeling prawny?

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Speaker 4: Feeling prawny? Yes, very good, Thank you very much, Ashley. Jackie,

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Speaker 4: what's your funny business?

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Speaker 10: It's my brother's business and it's a gardening business.

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Speaker 6: It was guns n' roses.

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Speaker 5: Oh so good.

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Speaker 4: Wow, favor Now Jackie, did your brother did you do

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Speaker 4: any brainstorming with the whole you know, idea of what

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Speaker 4: he was going.

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Speaker 10: He's just very funny.

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Speaker 6: He wanted iron a bar as well, and call it

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Speaker 6: the faddy Womber.

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Speaker 8: This's just funny.

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Speaker 5: This is funny.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connall's show podcast Christian know Connall's Golden Moments coming

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Speaker 2: down to the Games in Paris.

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Speaker 4: Stephen Bradbury at the two thousand and two Salt Lake

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Speaker 4: City Winter Games, putting gold in the one.

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Speaker 2: Thousand meters short track speed skating final.

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Speaker 13: The morning of is so exciting. The adrenaline is pumping

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Speaker 13: nervous energy. That's what an athlete lives for. I remember

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Speaker 13: sitting in the change room and you could just feel

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Speaker 13: the energy in the stadium, even underneath it. In the

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Speaker 13: change room, sixteen and a half thousand people chanting in

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Speaker 13: American superstar Apollo Ono's name. I knew that I wasn't

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Speaker 13: as strong as the other skaters in the final, and

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Speaker 13: my head told me that I needed to stay out

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Speaker 13: of the way because there's a good chance that some

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Speaker 13: of the other skaters in the final would go through

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Speaker 13: each other. Olympic Final in Salt Lake City, nine laps

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Speaker 13: for one thousand meters. We're coming into the final turn.

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Speaker 13: I've dropped off the pace ten or fifteen meters and

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Speaker 13: I see the Chinese skaters joy a short Leo try

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Speaker 13: to move on the outside of a pollow, owner he

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Speaker 13: doesn't make it. They bump and he goes down. Remember

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Speaker 13: from there, the other three we all got tangled up.

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Speaker 13: I saw them out of the corner of my eye

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Speaker 13: all slide off into the barrier. At fifty kilometers an

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Speaker 13: hour from there. I knew that I didn't have to skate.

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Speaker 9: All I had to do was glide.

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Speaker 13: I was going to cross the line first. I wasn't

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Speaker 13: sure what the appropriate reaction was in those moments, wasn't

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Speaker 13: sure if I should celebrate or go and hide in

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Speaker 13: the corner. And it took quite a few minutes for

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Speaker 13: the official result to come through. But when I finally

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Speaker 13: came through on the jumpbotron with the gold medal the

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Speaker 13: name Stephen Bradbury next to it, was a pretty awesome

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Speaker 13: way to finish something that had started twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: The metal ceremony, my feelings.

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Speaker 13: Are probably still the same now as they were there.

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Speaker 13: I wasn't sure if I wanted to be the guy

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Speaker 13: who won the gold medal because the whole world fell

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Speaker 13: over in front of him. I get it that I

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Speaker 13: deserve it, but I'm the luckiest individual Olympic gold medals

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Speaker 13: in the history of sport. So that didn't sit one

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Speaker 13: hundred percent comfortably with me when I was going up

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Speaker 13: onto the podium, and to be honest, it still doesn't

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Speaker 13: sit one hundred percent comfortably with me today. But when

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Speaker 13: the Australian National anthem started to play, all those emotions

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Speaker 13: were put aside and it felt like there was a

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Speaker 13: minute and a half.

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Speaker 14: That was my.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: And let me just describe what happened to him. This

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Speaker 5: is unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: They having the dinner, and it's in a some kind

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Speaker 4: of ballroom somewhere at a hotel, one of those big

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Speaker 4: function rooms. The principle is speaking, and everyone's all around

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Speaker 4: the side of the dance floor. Mid speech, right, crack

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Speaker 4: a great big ceiling panel and I'm talking, like he said,

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Speaker 4: a couple of meters by a couple of meters just

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Speaker 4: just falls drops, suddenly and violently onto the middle of

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Speaker 4: the empty dance well.

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Speaker 5: Luckily on top of it is a terrified looking possum.

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Speaker 5: People are like this.

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Speaker 4: The possum, obviously terrified, starts running a mock. My friend

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Speaker 4: described and he described the scene next as a kind

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Speaker 4: of Mexican wave of screaming as the possum ran amongst

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Speaker 4: women's legs and stuff like that, and the screens were

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Speaker 4: spreading across the room left to right as men tried

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Speaker 4: to sort.

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Speaker 5: Of get hold of the possum and catch it.

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Speaker 4: Why an amazing moment, right, I mean, there's probably schools

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Speaker 4: listening right now, worried about a dull speech drop a

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Speaker 4: possum from the ceiling. Suddenly you've got a talking moment there.

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Speaker 4: That's a great and the next stand up show, I'm

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Speaker 4: going to plan that, what a great one.

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Speaker 3: There's a mic drop, but then there's a possum drop

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Speaker 3: one level above.

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Speaker 4: So with this, I want to know when you were

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Speaker 4: in a situation at that and you realize there's an animal,

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Speaker 4: there's an unwelcome visitor, and then also what did you

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Speaker 4: do to try and get rid of it. Someone caught

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Speaker 4: it by the way, took it outside and it was

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Speaker 4: like a nice hotel. It was like thet I don't

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Speaker 4: know where it was, but like a nicer down just

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Speaker 4: put it out on the street like I was going

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Speaker 4: to get a taxi home.

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Speaker 5: Or something like that.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we're looking for your stories

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Speaker 2: about unwelcome animal visitors and how you try to get

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Speaker 2: them out.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Rod, what was the animal? Unwanted animal visitor enhancement?

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Speaker 5: All right? What happened?

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Speaker 6: And yeah, Well, I got up in the morning, put

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Speaker 6: my pants on, went into the toilet. I was standing

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Speaker 6: at the toilet and I felt something on the inner

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Speaker 6: thigh of my leg inside the pants. Thought that don't

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Speaker 6: feel right. I pulled my pants right to the floor

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Speaker 6: and there's a huntsman.

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Speaker 5: There are we talking? Top of the inner thigh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, too close for comfort, very close.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I've just flicked it onto the floor and yes.

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Speaker 4: That's your excuse. Yeah, when your wife came in, that's it. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much. You call Let's go to Maria.

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Speaker 10: Now, Hi, guys, I've also got a person story About

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Speaker 10: five point thirty one morning, my husband and I got

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Speaker 10: working up by a noise in our kitchen and he

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Speaker 10: pretended to be asleep. So I went to see what

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Speaker 10: it was.

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Speaker 5: That's a guy with that, isn't it pretend to be asleep.

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Speaker 10: And it was a massive fresh time possum sitting on

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Speaker 10: top of their fridge. Closed, all the doors opened up

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Speaker 10: the front door, got an apple and tried to get

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Speaker 10: it off the fridge, and it started following the apple.

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Speaker 5: Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't they.

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Speaker 4: You can lead me astray quite easily in the back

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Speaker 4: of the car or the offer a fresh apple.

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Speaker 10: But just as I got to the front door, my

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Speaker 10: husband came out to see if I needed any help.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, he turns late to the party.

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Speaker 10: When monistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laugh,

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Speaker 10: because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh.

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Speaker 10: Every week.

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Speaker 4: I forgot to mention that one said there was a

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Speaker 4: horrible smell all right, and they were trying to work

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Speaker 4: out which teacher was going to have to clear it

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Speaker 4: up at this valedictorian dinner.

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Speaker 5: So this is in your house.

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Speaker 4: You must have been filthy with your husband as well,

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Speaker 4: because you almost had it out the door like a

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Speaker 4: like a bouncer getting it out.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts.

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Speaker 5: Maria, thank you very much.

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Speaker 8: She cool.

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Speaker 5: Love that. Matt. What's your story about an unwelcome animal visitor?

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Speaker 8: Ah, We'll go back when I was a cue. It

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Speaker 8: was about two in the morning. We all got woken

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Speaker 8: up the family to this really high pitched screeching in

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Speaker 8: the living room. It was coming from the chimney and

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Speaker 8: Dad's trying to figure out what's going on. So he's

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Speaker 8: put his head in there and he's figuring it out,

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Speaker 8: and he's like, I think I can see a bird

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Speaker 8: flapping around. He's like, how do we get it out?

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Speaker 8: So he's like do I light a fire? I'm like,

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Speaker 8: don't do that, and he's like, well, it's going to

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Speaker 8: stink out the house if it dies in there. So

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Speaker 8: all of a sudden, don't you took about two minutes.

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Speaker 8: It wasn't a bird that came flying out. This giant

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Speaker 8: that came flying out of the fireplace.

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Speaker 5: Quick when they start darting around, that's so.

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Speaker 1: Quick, man, it was.

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Speaker 8: It was quite chaotic. It woke us up, that's for sure.

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Speaker 8: So this that's flying through the living room knocking into windows, well,

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Speaker 8: yeah it was. It was ridiculous. But managed to subdue

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Speaker 8: the bat. I don't know how that did it, but.

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Speaker 5: Everybody came there. It's a very exciting episode. Mister, have

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Speaker 5: a chat about it. What's up is.

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Speaker 8: Now known as the bat Whisper. It was quite an

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Speaker 8: interesting experience. I had school the next morning, and that

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Speaker 8: was quite a good tale to tell. No one believes me,

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Speaker 8: but I can tell you it was true from the

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Speaker 8: amount of proved that I was coming in that. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: so that was interesting. But man, I tell you what,

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Speaker 8: I love animals, but they are not pretty animals up front,

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Speaker 8: it was it looked like the spawn of Satan.

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Speaker 12: It was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tually, what when todayvid anburgh Funny leaves his planet.

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Speaker 4: I think we've got his replacement but just be awful

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Speaker 4: if you ever come across a bat on this hot

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Speaker 4: or not?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's not.

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Speaker 5: Matt, Thank you very much, your great story.

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Speaker 1: Mate, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Look your dairy songs, dairy songs? These are stinking It

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Speaker 5: isn't a nice cheese. Dairy songs? You know what the

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Speaker 5: cows love to listen to. Yeah, in their barns. That's

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Speaker 5: little move is it moves like jagger? Silver is as

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Speaker 5: good as it's going to get cow? Will I know?

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Speaker 13: Can?

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Speaker 12: Will I know?

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Speaker 3: Gold?

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Speaker 5: You got a friend in me? You got your gots

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Speaker 5: are friend in me.

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Speaker 4: I won't greet then your own personal cheesus silver plus

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Speaker 4: I bet that you look gooda on the dance floor.

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Speaker 13: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: And sorry seems to be the hardest cud. Cud is

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Speaker 4: how they get the cheese, the cud you know, sorry

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Speaker 4: seems to be the hardest cud in seat of words.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, soft ending from me, jackie boy. What have

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Speaker 4: you got dairy songs?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, we're the milkies. People say we milky around silver.

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Speaker 5: He's trying generous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody girts.

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Speaker 5: Gold, that's gold. Everyboddy girts that's good? All right? Any

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Speaker 5: more dairy songs.

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Speaker 3: I'm like a curd nulli potado.

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Speaker 5: Yeah no, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Silver video you caught the radio star.

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Speaker 5: Gold finished, Yeah, well done? What on you did? Good

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Speaker 5: jack post, You're in tomorrow. Let's do it GOODA vibrations

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Speaker 5: Silver plus.

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Speaker 4: Hoof loose, hoof loose, Gold, Let the cows out, Moo,

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Speaker 4: Moo moo. Silver, put an Adrian Feta man pill jam

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Speaker 4: Feta man, Gold, Kerry, well done, Another day in Paradise,

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Speaker 4: Another day in Paradise.

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Speaker 3: Gold.

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Speaker 5: I gotta say that's from Phil Collins.

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Speaker 4: Realized that's obviously the artist's name, you Phil, Fly me

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Speaker 4: to the moon Gold, mad.

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Speaker 5: Me laugh at him? He keep breaking Havati.

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Speaker 4: Silver, Jenny under Pressure, Silver, working class Cow Bronze.

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Speaker 5: You just put cow in there out of the name.

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Speaker 5: What about this one same person?

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Speaker 4: Hotel cauliflower and they mean couliflower cheese bronze.

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Speaker 5: Don't even give it an When I think about you,

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Speaker 5: I milk myself. That's just a line for myself.

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Speaker 3: So Gold.

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Speaker 4: Some Nancy taking care of breenus, taking care of breedness.

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Speaker 4: Silver under the Bridge, Gold, Robbie Williams Butterman, Gold, kind

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Speaker 4: of man, No fetter the devil You know.

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Speaker 3: Silver, fall out your teet Gold.

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Speaker 5: That's very good, Mike, well done.

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Speaker 4: I want to break freezer, Bronze, Cheddar the devil you know,

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Speaker 4: similar bronze.

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Speaker 5: What did the cow say say to you?

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Speaker 15: Remember that?

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Speaker 5: Why do we go so big on that history will

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Speaker 5: justus badly?

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Speaker 3: And as a society? Why we Yeah? I agree, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Like to milk it, milk it silver, Johnny be gooda

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Speaker 4: silver plus milk me baby one more time.

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Speaker 3: Silver?

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Speaker 4: I gooda known better Gold, got so many cheesy hits, Baby,

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Speaker 4: you can drive my Carbonara Silver.

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Speaker 5: Take the weather with moo, Take the weather with moo. Silver,

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Speaker 5: don't cream it's over Gold.

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