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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Sam, There's a couple of stories that I love today.

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Speaker 1: There's a horse in China who every time someone tries

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Speaker 1: to ride him, he plays dead.

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Speaker 2: Little face, his face smiling.

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Speaker 1: They say that he even loosens his tongue, puts his

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Speaker 1: hoofs in weird positions to make it look like he

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Speaker 1: can just not go on any longer. So his owners

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Speaker 1: say that it happens whenever people try and get onto

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Speaker 1: the saddle. He just lies on the ground and go

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Speaker 1: closes his eyes as if he's dead. As someone said,

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Speaker 1: he's not lazy, he's smart. Why carry a heavy load

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Speaker 1: when you can get away with it by lying down.

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Speaker 3: Someone once said to me, a horse carrying a man

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Speaker 3: like a normal sized man is akin to a man

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Speaker 3: carrying a small child on their shoulders. So and you

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Speaker 3: get tired of carrying a small child, carry your.

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Speaker 2: Child across the andes, you'd be exhausted.

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Speaker 3: I'm with that horse.

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Speaker 2: There's another story here. I love this. It's a cat

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Speaker 2: called cinderblock. Cinder Block.

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Speaker 1: Have a look is five over white? That's a big

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Speaker 1: fat cat cinderblock. Its owner had some health issues and

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Speaker 1: took it to the vet to be put down. The

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Speaker 1: it said, I can't do that, but I am going

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Speaker 1: to help this dog or this cat not be morbidly obese.

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Speaker 1: So this hilarious footage available of cinderblock on it. They

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Speaker 1: put a cinder block on a treadmill in water, and

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Speaker 1: Cinderblock's first attempt.

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Speaker 2: Sat on the side of the treadmill, away.

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Speaker 1: From the actual moving bit and just moved one hand

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Speaker 1: on it up and down. Apparently you can only get

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Speaker 1: cinderblock out of bed by luring her out with food.

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Speaker 1: And then there's another shot of her in the water

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Speaker 1: and I don't know whether the water's to be kind

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Speaker 1: on a joint. Someone else has commented saying it is

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Speaker 1: to stop the cat sitting down. The lengths they go

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Speaker 1: to to keep cinderblock walking. All of this leads me

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Speaker 1: to My Lazy pet.

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Speaker 3: Ah, Yeah, my favorite segment.

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Speaker 2: How lazy is your pet?

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Speaker 1: I've got a Border Collie. There's not a moment of

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Speaker 1: laziness in her body though. I've got a friend, and

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Speaker 1: I meet my friend.

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Speaker 2: And her dog Dude. We go for a walking on

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Speaker 2: the weekends and sometimes Christine would just come on her own.

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Speaker 1: Chris said she couldn't get the dog out of bed,

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Speaker 1: my dog the minute I'm if I'm home on.

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Speaker 2: The weekend, the dog saying, great, we're out. What's happening,

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Speaker 2: what's happening, what's happening? Doe, not so much. Jonesy and Amanda,

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Speaker 2: good morning,