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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Post has an amazing story about one of his

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<v Speaker 2>friends that happened over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>He just bought a jet ski. He's going through like

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<v Speaker 3>an early midlife crisis.

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<v Speaker 2>A mid life crisis.

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<v Speaker 3>He separated from his partner, and I think he thought

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<v Speaker 3>jet ski will cheer me up. He's got a new girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>They went out on the jet ski on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>He's They got off in the middle of the bay

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<v Speaker 3>and swimming around. Then get back on the jet ski

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<v Speaker 3>and he goes to put the key in and the

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<v Speaker 3>bungee cord that's linked to his life jacket is nowhere

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<v Speaker 3>to be seen. The key's not there. So in this moment,

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, what what do I do? Like, he's in

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<v Speaker 3>the jet ski five hundred meters from the shore. He

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<v Speaker 3>just had to wait till the wind blew him back

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<v Speaker 3>to shore. After an hour and a terrifying he had

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<v Speaker 3>to get an uber back to his trailer, drive down

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<v Speaker 3>and come. But I said to him, you're lucky that

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<v Speaker 3>you even got anywhere. We're at the whim of the winds.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the currents, that's unbelievable. So we call these oh moments,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when life suddenly goes sideways. So your stories,

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<v Speaker 2>your oh stories, like Jack's mate on his jet ski

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<v Speaker 2>when it's uh, oh, we haven't got the key for

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<v Speaker 2>this jet ski and we're in the sea in Australia, Alia. Yes, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>what's your oh story?

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<v Speaker 4>I was in a taxi on the way to the

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<v Speaker 4>airport in Saudi Arabia for my final flight home after

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<v Speaker 4>a year of nursing, and I took a photograph of

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<v Speaker 4>the entrance to the diplomatic quarter, which were the military installment.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't people taking photos of like military buildings, any

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<v Speaker 2>kind of official buildings.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a really big h And my taxi driver

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<v Speaker 4>freaks and slowed down, and the police saw me, so

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<v Speaker 4>we got pulled over. I got interrogated for a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of hours in their police quarters.

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<v Speaker 2>And you must have been seriously right, you must have

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<v Speaker 2>been terrified, kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of young, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>ASA, thank you very much. You cool. Keep this coming, hey, Robin,

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<v Speaker 2>have you going well? What is your oh story?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we were out and my cousin and I and

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<v Speaker 5>my auntie and uncle out in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 5>bay were fishing, having a lovely day. And my uncle

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<v Speaker 5>went to start the boat to come back in and nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>We'd run out of petrols. So we've all looked around

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<v Speaker 5>at each other like, oh, my uncle, being the captain

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<v Speaker 5>of the ship, decided that my cousin and I, we

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<v Speaker 5>were only fifteen at the time, we had to get

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<v Speaker 5>into the back of the water. We were just swimming

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<v Speaker 5>and pushing the boat. My auntie got in the water

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<v Speaker 5>with a rope around her ways and he's in the boat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>and he had I don't know whether it was a

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<v Speaker 5>stick for and or or where he got it from.

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<v Speaker 5>He's standing up there. I remember looking up at him,

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<v Speaker 5>thinking we're going to get eaten by sharks and you're

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<v Speaker 5>up there with a stick sticks.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder which way that's going.

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<v Speaker 3>To going with the stick or is that to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you guys are.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's beating them knuck a jockey with a win.

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<v Speaker 6>Roa.

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<v Speaker 3>How fun swam?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I don't know, but it was a fair way.

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<v Speaker 4>It was scary, terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast right now though, looking for your stories about why

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<v Speaker 2>were they calling out your name over the PA Christian

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<v Speaker 2>It was me actually work in the PA system at

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<v Speaker 2>the Bunnings once and a woman asked me to page

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<v Speaker 2>her husband and she'd lost him in the Bunnings. Several

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<v Speaker 2>called outs, no son and her husband. She then asked

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<v Speaker 2>if I could, if she could use my phone. She

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<v Speaker 2>left her mind, but at home he picks up. I

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<v Speaker 2>hear her going where are you? He replies, I'm at home,

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<v Speaker 2>and then hear her go, well, you've left me at Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 2>Nikki Dingley, that's a great story, Thank you very much. Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband was called out over the PA at our

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<v Speaker 2>local leisure center when I went into labor with our

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<v Speaker 2>second child. I was at home. He was out playing

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<v Speaker 2>five a side soccer and he'd forgotten his phone. He

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<v Speaker 2>said it was on accident. I'm sure we did it

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<v Speaker 2>on purpose, so the only option was the PA system. Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>My husband Shavers started to vibrate in our suitcase while

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<v Speaker 2>it was being stowed away in the airplane. He was

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<v Speaker 2>paid while we were sat on the plane. He had

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<v Speaker 2>to go and open up the suitcase on the tarmac

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<v Speaker 2>with the police officials. That's from Mary Tracy. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>the show. So why were they calling out your name?

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<v Speaker 8>So my little dude.

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<v Speaker 9>It was about two and a half. We were at

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<v Speaker 9>the local big w and he went left and I

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<v Speaker 9>went right and I lost him. So he went to

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<v Speaker 9>the service counter and he said to the lady, I've

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<v Speaker 9>lost my mum, and she called out Tracy and then

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<v Speaker 9>my last name. So anyone knew me heard that he

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<v Speaker 9>was lost and told everyone that my son was at

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<v Speaker 9>the service counter.

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<v Speaker 7>And in the.

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<v Speaker 9>Background I could hear him saying, she's got blonde hair,

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<v Speaker 9>she's got blue white, and she's fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what for two year old? Bloody? Yet like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I was happy that he knew my name,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was junior roastmaster. Yes that is.

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<v Speaker 8>He had not change.

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<v Speaker 9>Honest, you didn't know any difference, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Tracy, thank you very much for Christine. So why were

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<v Speaker 2>they calling out your name?

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<v Speaker 10>A few years ago two friends, a couple of friends

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<v Speaker 10>and I went up to Queensland, took kids up for

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<v Speaker 10>a holiday. We got a babysitter one night and the

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<v Speaker 10>three girls went to casino. There has a big night

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<v Speaker 10>out without the children.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, we could be an ocean to eleven.

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<v Speaker 7>So as you do.

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<v Speaker 10>We were all playing on separate machines and two of

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<v Speaker 10>us were.

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<v Speaker 1>Together in one.

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<v Speaker 10>So when went off wandering. We thought she'd just gone

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<v Speaker 10>off to play a new machine, and about five minutes later,

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<v Speaker 10>Mandy and I thought we'd heard our names called over

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<v Speaker 10>the PA and we just ignored it and so, no,

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<v Speaker 10>that's ridiculous, you know, why would anybody be calling out

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<v Speaker 10>for us? And then so we kept playing and then

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<v Speaker 10>we heard our names again, so we thought, oh, better

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<v Speaker 10>go and check what's going on. Turned out our third

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<v Speaker 10>girlfriend had fainted while she was going to get another drink.

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<v Speaker 10>She just fainted, passed.

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<v Speaker 8>Out on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not getting any sympathy.

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<v Speaker 10>So they'd taken Insure the first aid room and they

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<v Speaker 10>are waiting for us to you know, turn up and thinking, oh, well, okay.

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<v Speaker 10>So we had to sit in there for about half

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<v Speaker 10>an hour until they decided that she was okay, and

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<v Speaker 10>that was the end of the big night out. I

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<v Speaker 10>think we were out for an hour an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened within the first hour. How hard did you

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<v Speaker 2>go on in that hour.

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<v Speaker 10>Though she'd had one drink? I think it was I

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<v Speaker 10>think it was a combination of the day out with

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<v Speaker 10>the cute and.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not running that first day place.

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<v Speaker 11>We get it, okay, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, Jack Post, it just told me a good fact,

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<v Speaker 2>a killer fact.

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<v Speaker 3>Famous Australian Mother Daughter characters Kathy kim Back on our

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<v Speaker 3>screens this week, Mother Daughter and show, but in real

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<v Speaker 3>life the exact same age.

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<v Speaker 12>No, I don't think that deserves that.

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<v Speaker 3>Must have been done again.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not killing one, Patty.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that amazing sixty one years old?

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<v Speaker 12>But it's just coincidence though. That's not a killer.

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<v Speaker 3>Fast right, But in the show, I couldn't have.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness, I'm gonna retract this because that's the more I

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<v Speaker 2>think about. I've got what I think is a killer fact.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about otters. So for this to hit me out,

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<v Speaker 2>for this to work, I wanted to close your eyes

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<v Speaker 2>and if you're driving and operating heavy machinery and imagine

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<v Speaker 2>not one ortter, but a family of otters. Imagine them

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<v Speaker 2>such your mum, your dad. They've got four kids, this

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<v Speaker 2>phony right now.

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<v Speaker 11>They're worried about going to sleep at night and drifting

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<v Speaker 11>apart out in the seas or where they are on

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<v Speaker 11>the rivers by the dams. Do they sleep in the water, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>in the water, Yeah, got.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad, there's four kids. To stop themselves drifting apart and

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<v Speaker 2>then waking up the morning and go, where's dad? Do

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<v Speaker 2>they do? They hold hands and go to sleep together.

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<v Speaker 2>When I saw a photo of this last week, it

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<v Speaker 2>was a highlight of the year. Otters sleeping and holding

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<v Speaker 2>hands together. A family now.

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<v Speaker 3>And the mom and dad.

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<v Speaker 2>U piggyback on my kidder. Facts? Okay, all right, do

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<v Speaker 2>you have a killer fact, Christian? I've got to kill

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<v Speaker 2>a fat for you. Not only do dogs have nipples,

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<v Speaker 2>like you discovered the other day, they actually have an

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<v Speaker 2>odd number of nipples. It's never even John, How the

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<v Speaker 2>hell do you know that? You've got to have looked

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<v Speaker 2>at more than one to know that that is a fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Then have five on one side, four on the other.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a killer fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, let's do it, John Glenn. When you eat

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<v Speaker 2>fresh oysters, they are still alive. If they were dead,

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<v Speaker 2>they wouldn't taste as fresh. Not a killer fat, Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>What about this? Then? I see your at a fact

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<v Speaker 2>and I raise you this turtle one. Some turtles can

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<v Speaker 2>breathe through their butts.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps, come on, we need to raise their game, Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a killer fat for you. Australia is wider

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<v Speaker 2>than the moon. The moon is three and a half

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<v Speaker 2>thousand kilometers in diameter, Australia's four thousand from east to west.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a good one, Christian, this actually is a

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<v Speaker 2>killer fact. The creator of pringles is buried in a

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<v Speaker 2>giant pringles can. No, it's not. I promise you look

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<v Speaker 2>it up. I looked it up. I thought I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>falling for that. He got buried in a giant pringles can.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe original flavor as well. See I found a

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<v Speaker 2>Guardian article he got buried in a pringle Jack. Isn't

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<v Speaker 2>it right?

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<v Speaker 3>The ashes are in a pringles can.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's buried in a pringles can. They're not shoving

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<v Speaker 2>him one his whole body, lowering it, lowering it into

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<v Speaker 2>the ground. All right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>To Catherine here, Christian, here're going.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. So I'm excited. Have you got a killer

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<v Speaker 2>fact for us?

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 8>In relation to its size, out of all the animals

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<v Speaker 8>on the planet, the Barnacle has the largest appendage.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know it. I didn't know it.

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<v Speaker 2>But is it a killer fact?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>I mean, are you going to tell somebody else? I

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<v Speaker 11>will retell that if you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some friends around and you know, hey, guys, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know about the barnacle? Compared to its size, it's

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<v Speaker 2>got the biggest appendage.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, Patsy, Well, it depends how big it is, whether

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<v Speaker 12>it's impressive or not.

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<v Speaker 3>You haven't seen my husband, she says, take it back,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not a kid, Heidi.

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<v Speaker 8>If you hold your nose closed, you can't hummer.

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<v Speaker 2>Tune live demonstration of the team here. Everyone's trying it

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's not really a hum try.

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<v Speaker 2>Humming because you start humming, then close your eyes. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you hack it that way?

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<v Speaker 9>You can't know?

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<v Speaker 2>You really can't do it?

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<v Speaker 9>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Hide an actual genuinely great kid of Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, how are we?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Paul? What's you're a kid of fact for us? Mate?

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<v Speaker 13>My killer fact is mate.

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<v Speaker 14>If you write down the numbers from one to one

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<v Speaker 14>hundred in word form, you will not use the letter as.

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<v Speaker 12>We might be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Free The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 15>Christian O'Connell's Golden Moments Coming down to the Games in Paris.

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<v Speaker 15>Grand Hacker at the two thousand Sydney Olympics, winning gold

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<v Speaker 15>in the fifteen hundred meter freestyle going.

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<v Speaker 13>Into those Olympics, so I guess I was the red

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<v Speaker 13>hot favorite, but going up against a national icon in

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<v Speaker 13>Karen Perkins, you get one chance every four years, you

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<v Speaker 13>get one day. If you're off, there's eight years in

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<v Speaker 13>between opportunities.

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<v Speaker 1>The day of the finals, I remember.

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<v Speaker 13>Just diving in for that race and wanting to establish

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<v Speaker 13>a lead, which I did. Wasn't wasn't easier to really

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<v Speaker 13>work for it, but then I was just trying to

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<v Speaker 13>push kieren As back as best I could. Sort of

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<v Speaker 13>led that race from start to finish. I remember touching

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<v Speaker 13>that wall, looking up and I looked at the diving

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<v Speaker 13>board scoreboard, and I looked across and I saw I

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<v Speaker 13>think it was fourteen minutes forty eight at the time,

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<v Speaker 13>and then I saw the number one next to my name,

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<v Speaker 13>Kieran Perkins. I have an interesting relationship with him. This

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<v Speaker 13>guy became an icon and became my hero, and then

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<v Speaker 13>he became my rival, my number one rival. And he

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<v Speaker 13>leant over the blane rope after finishing second to me

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<v Speaker 13>at those Olympics and said, you deserve this, And I

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<v Speaker 13>just thought to myself, what a champion. You know, the

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<v Speaker 13>guy had barely spoken to me for forty years of

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<v Speaker 13>racing him at international level, but to say those words

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<v Speaker 13>really meant it well with me and they'll sit with

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<v Speaker 13>me for the rest of my life. To win in

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<v Speaker 13>front of a home crowd. I remember having a moment

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<v Speaker 13>after all of that, and of course they played and

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<v Speaker 13>then at work. You know, I come from Land down

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<v Speaker 13>Under and every time I hear that song, I think

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<v Speaker 13>about doing that that lap of honor around the pool

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<v Speaker 13>post the metal ceremony. But I had that moment when

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<v Speaker 13>I was cooling down. I was on my own, my

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<v Speaker 13>head was in the water, and I just thought to myself,

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<v Speaker 13>I did it like I did it, Like I can't

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<v Speaker 13>believe I actually won the Olympic Games. Like that was

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<v Speaker 13>really a special sort of moment for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Posts, has got a situation at home and we

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<v Speaker 2>need your say on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Byan has hung a new artwork on the wall. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a picture of Oscar Wild. Now I've even given you

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<v Speaker 3>guys a color print officuely that you can see the

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<v Speaker 3>outlandish pinks and purples. His face is what worries me

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<v Speaker 3>the most. It's an interpretation of Oscar Wild, but it

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<v Speaker 3>looks like he's been drawn by a child.

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<v Speaker 2>And Jack is Jack is not exaggerating here to put

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<v Speaker 2>his own case forward.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, please look at it.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah he's oh god, oh that's frightful.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what It's not, just that his nose looks like

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be polite here, a phallus. You know when someone

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<v Speaker 2>jaws a winkie or something and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't have a lot of time to do it, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they've done a bushell or a back of a school

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<v Speaker 3>chair or something. This is on our Instagram, so you

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<v Speaker 3>can go and see what's hanging in my house right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I asked the anchor a it last time because I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to give her a rider, or replied to defend it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's haven't listen to this.

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<v Speaker 12>I feel, through everything I know about him that he

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<v Speaker 12>would have loved to see himself as this.

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<v Speaker 1>But he has devil's eyes. He doesn't have devil eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's artistic. It just screams life and comedy. It screams comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>He was funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, so it's it's meant to be a funny painting.

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<v Speaker 12>No, it's not funny. You know those artworks that you

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<v Speaker 12>look at for a really long time, and then you you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just start laughing.

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<v Speaker 9>If you go eye to eye with him and you

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<v Speaker 9>just stare for a while, all.

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<v Speaker 8>Of a sudden you'll start laughing.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you've been to the Louver from

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<v Speaker 2>Paris or the Tate Gallery in London.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm worried now that Oscar's going to get trolled.

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<v Speaker 2>In the corn He's not getting trolled. It's the choice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the choice, sorry, the lack of a choice.

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<v Speaker 3>You've not just got to eat it unless.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone that comes in the house is going to look

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<v Speaker 2>at that and go, what if if you now know

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<v Speaker 2>what you've given everyone that leaves your house, is it

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<v Speaker 2>all going to have someone to do? What way? Get

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<v Speaker 2>a load of that? I assumed it was one of

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's side project.

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<v Speaker 12>The eyes are following me.

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<v Speaker 3>Surely if one hundred percent of the comments and negative

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<v Speaker 3>towards Oscar, I have a good case to go back

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<v Speaker 3>to Bianca and say, at least move it into the

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<v Speaker 3>laundry or something somewhere where people won't see this.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and have a look at it. It's on our socials.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll find it on Instagram, the Christian O'Connell show, same place.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll find it on Facebook as well. Have you got

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<v Speaker 2>some of that of a Chris's Patsy.

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<v Speaker 12>I remember when we moved into the house, Chris had

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<v Speaker 12>a bit of Elvis memorabilia. He had this big and

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<v Speaker 12>it was big, like this big painting of Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a big, it's big.

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<v Speaker 12>It was huge, and it was apparently authenticicated. No what's

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<v Speaker 12>the word, but not that authenticated thank you from Graceland.

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<v Speaker 12>And even it was so special. It had like a

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<v Speaker 12>separate certificate that was framed saying it was the truck certificate.

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<v Speaker 12>He wanted it in the living room and I said, no, no,

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<v Speaker 12>that doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It would look great in the just But what is it? Elvis? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>ja comeback, spread n.

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<v Speaker 12>Nice sort of jump white jumpsuit, eagle jumpsuit, Elvis with

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<v Speaker 12>a microphone and it's got TCB taking care of business

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<v Speaker 12>with the lightning strike. It is just so tacky, it's

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<v Speaker 12>just gusty.

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<v Speaker 2>He's one of the greatest entertainers that got a certificates,

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<v Speaker 2>a separate certificate.

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<v Speaker 12>So I made him hang it out in the garage

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<v Speaker 12>in the man.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't put Elvis in the girls.

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<v Speaker 12>It's got no place in my living room.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, dear well, my wife brought this about patter

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<v Speaker 2>of you love this. You know sometimes you see like

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<v Speaker 2>mirrors they're just like propped up against a wall.

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<v Speaker 12>Very Hampton's.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that said, she pictured me. It's the style around here, Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a style around here. We're in Australia. Now we

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<v Speaker 2>live in Hampton. We've got to be Hampton. It's so Hampton's.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you know, is that a mirror there?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. It's just prove. It's just casually

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<v Speaker 2>propped up against a wall. We don't even hang it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there. We're not formal.

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<v Speaker 3>What was your problem with it? It's just a mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not you in the bedroom door. The mirror

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<v Speaker 2>reach you. I get out of bed, the mirror is there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too much mirror. It's too much mirror. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want that much mirror. My wife loved it because you

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<v Speaker 2>know why, when she's spending too long going out, she's

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<v Speaker 2>got like a uh, it's sort of checked the outfits

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<v Speaker 2>from head to doe. Do you do that as a

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<v Speaker 2>guy only? I do only do top half, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't worry about the shoes, you know, the shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on. It's the hole. They want the whole

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<v Speaker 2>up and down, the whole vertical thing. Anyway, for two

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<v Speaker 2>years I've been running a campaign about it. We finally

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<v Speaker 2>got rid of it, sold it on marketplaces. However, now

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<v Speaker 2>and my wife goes to get wedded because she looks

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<v Speaker 2>where the wall war is now bed she goes, I

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<v Speaker 2>just miss it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jack's wife, the anchor's got a strange new bit

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<v Speaker 2>of artwork in their house. It's a very unique, slash

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<v Speaker 2>awful version of Oscar Wilde the playwright. I think most

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<v Speaker 2>of us in a relationship have something like this where

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<v Speaker 2>they love it but you can't stand it. We're looking

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<v Speaker 2>for your stories today, Reese, You've got some thing like this.

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<v Speaker 2>They love it, you hate it. What is it for you? Reese? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>So a few years ago I bought a painting with

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<v Speaker 14>a fishing and character from the movie armadais through a

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<v Speaker 14>play of production of the arm a.

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<v Speaker 2>Great movie from what was it late eighties with Tim Holts.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it won an Oscar.

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<v Speaker 14>Dude, I think about eighth in the end, I think yeah,

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<v Speaker 14>So the river of the scene where he's wearing like

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<v Speaker 14>a black tiger and out of a black mask. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 14>I had that well, there was a painting enough to

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<v Speaker 14>be in the production of it that my wife saw

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<v Speaker 14>it a few years later after we got married, and

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<v Speaker 14>she absolutely hated it. I spent here ound of bucks

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<v Speaker 14>for it. That it's now being relegated to the shed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just so sad. It's always guy's stuff. Nor it

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<v Speaker 2>just gets dumped out somewhere rees thanks to you kill me, Kate.

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<v Speaker 2>They love it, you hate it? What's it in your house?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, Jack, I feel your pain. My husband

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<v Speaker 8>chose purple floral carpet for our new build in our house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really your face, isn't eancy?

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<v Speaker 3>Too many purples on the book unless there's a where.

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<v Speaker 2>Prince used to live.

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<v Speaker 8>Like, there's about fifteen different colors in it, and it

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<v Speaker 8>just wants me, makes me feel sick when I walk

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<v Speaker 8>in the van.

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<v Speaker 2>Hectic, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah? He put it in our bedroom, the lound room,

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<v Speaker 8>the study.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to say stout the house. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was in one room.

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<v Speaker 8>No, no, no, it's all over the house. It's does

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<v Speaker 8>my head in.

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<v Speaker 2>Right and we need to see You have to send

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<v Speaker 2>us some photos of this cake. We need to see

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<v Speaker 2>this ow.

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<v Speaker 8>You know the worst thing my when I was there

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<v Speaker 8>when the carpet layer was putting the carpet down and

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<v Speaker 8>he was hammering it in, stretching it out, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 8>this is going to last you fifty to sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Years, legacy.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave it in the world because you'll not be able

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<v Speaker 3>to sell the house. Forget about that.

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<v Speaker 14>True.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great, Okay, that's lovely. We'll please send us

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<v Speaker 2>some photos. Okay, but thanks the cooling. All right? What

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<v Speaker 2>are they saying about this artwork? There's now hanging in

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<v Speaker 2>your home.

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<v Speaker 3>You can say it on Instagram and Facebook. It's I

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<v Speaker 3>feel sorry for Oscar now he's essentially getting canceled online.

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<v Speaker 3>That would never get through the front door of my house. Dreadful,

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<v Speaker 3>just no, no, no, glad it's not in my house. Hideous, horrible,

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<v Speaker 3>not going to be nice. That should be put into

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<v Speaker 3>a fire. If Gordy had painted it, I might have

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<v Speaker 3>stuck it on the fridge for a week and then

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<v Speaker 3>lost it. And Liz said he looks like a serial killer.

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<v Speaker 2>You could find it the Christian O'Connell show on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy, What you did? So many people have done. I

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<v Speaker 2>know I've done this. When you screw up ordering online?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to you.

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<v Speaker 12>Done the most silliest thing. I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 12>done it, Jack, I've bought tickets online to Audrey's school

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<v Speaker 12>production of Beauty and the Beast.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on ticket tech. Amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable. Now these schools are making a pretty dollar

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<v Speaker 2>and that's just that money has not gone into the

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<v Speaker 2>stage production. Someone someone's creaming a bit off these talentless kids,

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<v Speaker 2>is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened is just like a gold coin donation at

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<v Speaker 3>the front of the theater as the parents walk in.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh no, it's big business, Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>You go online, so he's in different prices for up

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<v Speaker 3>the back and in the nosebleas front row.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there's various letters obviously, Like it's like those families

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<v Speaker 2>have got relatives to want to come and see, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>their their grandchildren. That's so you got you see families,

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<v Speaker 2>some like eight of them. And I'm just doing the

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<v Speaker 2>sums going. That's his unbelievable. The worst productions in town.

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<v Speaker 2>The same price is going to see Angeloyd Weber's show.

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<v Speaker 12>That's not only that though that Like there's early release jacks,

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<v Speaker 12>so if your kids in the production, you get first

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<v Speaker 12>dibit tickets, which is good.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I hope it's only parents of kids going, Like

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<v Speaker 3>if it's just randoms off the street going.

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<v Speaker 2>To that's what I said the kiss once? How do

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<v Speaker 2>we you know?

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<v Speaker 3>How do they know that it should all be only relatives?

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<v Speaker 2>Who else is coming to see this?

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<v Speaker 12>You know, Hollywood producers, talents?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's so. Did you choose up the back or

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<v Speaker 3>at the front?

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<v Speaker 12>Where do you think Tiger Mummy would.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not in the front. You can't be in the

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<v Speaker 2>front rope.

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<v Speaker 12>No, I'm like three three back because she wanted to

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<v Speaker 12>be free that day.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I think three back is where you really

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<v Speaker 2>see people when you're up there, and you know, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>do the old double thumbs up. Then she'd be like

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<v Speaker 2>waving at you people hundred bucks with these seats.

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<v Speaker 12>Smile Epony Mummy is watching well anyway, So and course

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<v Speaker 12>we've got relatives traveling three hours to come up for this,

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<v Speaker 12>not that we've asked them. They've put their hands up

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<v Speaker 12>their Dinosta. It's her first production it's a big day.

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<v Speaker 2>For actually got a decent role.

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<v Speaker 12>She's not bad. She's the Milkmaide and she's in the

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<v Speaker 12>chorus line.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>What's there? What's the show again?

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<v Speaker 12>Beauty and the Beast well known for milk. She's got

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<v Speaker 12>line which in the opening.

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<v Speaker 3>You wait till Gordy, is it not that you mean

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<v Speaker 3>the cup of tea with milk in it?

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<v Speaker 12>No, she's got the pails of milk over her shoulder.

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<v Speaker 12>Who skip, stop it.

0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:10.879
<v Speaker 2>Both of you. In Beauty and the Beasts, we all go,

0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:13.040
<v Speaker 2>it's enough for the Beauty and the Beast. Where are

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<v Speaker 2>the milk Church?

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<v Speaker 3>How are they getting their calcium?

0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Calcium deficient? That's what he's the beast. The moral of

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:22.840
<v Speaker 2>the story is strengthen your bones.

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<v Speaker 12>So I had to buy eight tickets in total, right somehow,

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<v Speaker 12>So the envelopes come for the you know, the physical

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<v Speaker 12>in the mail, the tickets, and I've opened them up

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<v Speaker 12>and I've pulled them out and they're like, you know,

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<v Speaker 12>stretched from my hand all the way down to the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ain't bunting.

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<v Speaker 7>It just kept going.

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<v Speaker 12>And I'm thinking, to you, that's a lot. What what's

0:24:43.800 --> 0:24:47.280
<v Speaker 12>all these are? These receipts. Anyway, I'd bought eighteen, I'd

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<v Speaker 12>put eighteen in the car. I've got absolutely no idea

0:24:52.119 --> 0:24:54.520
<v Speaker 12>that's half the auditorium or whatever the sports.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you have to become a scalper now for

0:24:56.720 --> 0:24:57.520
<v Speaker 3>your daughter's.

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<v Speaker 2>You can make it, you can idea. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>done that on purpose. You'll be out there at the

0:25:02.320 --> 0:25:06.080
<v Speaker 2>front with that bum bag and that UV light. No

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<v Speaker 2>fake money, no fake money.

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<v Speaker 1>For the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes when you whatever job you do, whether this is

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<v Speaker 2>my job on the radio, real life still happens. It's

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:18.040
<v Speaker 2>not like my life stops because I'm doing a radio show.

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<v Speaker 2>And right now I just had to step out the

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<v Speaker 2>studio to deal with a breaking situation. Breaking is the

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<v Speaker 2>right word. And I just had to step out the

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<v Speaker 2>studio to make a quick phone call to my eighteen

0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:32.640
<v Speaker 2>year old daughter Ruby. She passed her test only last Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all significant. I was excited, but nervous, like

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<v Speaker 2>everything I care about is in that car. Anyway, I've

0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.440
<v Speaker 2>just had a phone call. When they were going to

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<v Speaker 2>leave the car park, the car got wedged between a pillar,

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<v Speaker 2>like stuck right hysterical. They couldn't they couldn't get it out.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another car the other side. I've never seen such

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<v Speaker 2>a Well, they call my wife. I'm asleep, right, they

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<v Speaker 2>call my wife. It's like eleven o'clock. She's hysterical and

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<v Speaker 2>thank you know. Last week we're talking about the cins

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<v Speaker 2>of strain. Just a mum saw them there and help

0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:05.800
<v Speaker 2>get them out. Anyway, I've just seen a photo of

0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:08.600
<v Speaker 2>the door. I will put a punk call through to

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Sheen Panel Service. Do you have brand new I'm not

0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:15.879
<v Speaker 2>making this up right, it's gonna do you have a

0:26:16.080 --> 0:26:18.840
<v Speaker 2>new door, But I need a driver's door of a

0:26:18.960 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Subaru x V twenty years old. Eight days she's had

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<v Speaker 2>the card. Luckily, everyone's okay. I mean yes, at least

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:32.320
<v Speaker 2>everyone's all right. But yeah, Sheen Panel Service, Alan, I seriously,

0:26:32.440 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 2>it's a driver It's a driver door SUPERU x V

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<v Speaker 2>a light blue. If you've got it in stock, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>being over the weekend. So yeah. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connall's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 15>Christ You know Connall's Golden Moments calling down to the

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<v Speaker 15>Games in Paris. Shane Gould winning her first of three

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<v Speaker 15>gold medals at the nineteen seventy two Olympics in Munich.

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<v Speaker 1>The moment came to be on the.

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<v Speaker 16>Blocks to get ready for swimming and racing this two

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:06.879
<v Speaker 16>hundred meter individual medley, my first final at an Olympic Games. Now,

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<v Speaker 16>I tried to take in the energy from the crowd

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 16>but not let it overwhelm my confidence and my physical

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<v Speaker 16>ability that was going to win the race.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't the.

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<v Speaker 16>Crowds that win it for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was me.

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<v Speaker 4>It was all on me.

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<v Speaker 1>And so as I powered down that last lap.

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<v Speaker 16>You know, my lungs bursting and this strong exhale, and

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<v Speaker 16>you know, I started to thrash a little bit because

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:36.440
<v Speaker 16>of a fatigue and excitement. And as my father used

0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:41.000
<v Speaker 16>to sack of me, head down tailor girl and go

0:27:41.160 --> 0:27:44.720
<v Speaker 16>for it. So my father's words were in my ears,

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<v Speaker 16>and I just went hell for leather and could see

0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 16>my competitors and I tried my Darnda's head down tailor.

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<v Speaker 16>I saw my name listed first and then the time

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<v Speaker 16>next to it a world record, and I was just

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<v Speaker 16>shocked to start with, but also elated. And the arson

0:28:07.640 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 16>on the cake was that it was a world record.

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<v Speaker 16>That okay, that's my first gold medal. I don't know

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<v Speaker 16>how she does it, but Dawn Fraser just seems to

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<v Speaker 16>be everywhere. She shoved a toy kangaroo into my hands

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 16>and get to the dice and then stand there with

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<v Speaker 16>this kangaroo. I put the kangaro up in the air

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<v Speaker 16>and so that became an iconic image, the national anthem.

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<v Speaker 16>The music was so stirring, the flags raising and then

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 16>the crowd's cheering, and then I did weep. You weep

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 16>with relief, weep with happiness. But that was my opportunity

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 16>is just let it all down and be really joyful,

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<v Speaker 16>but again a relief relief.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connells show.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into this. So we're all dog owners. We're

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:05.520
<v Speaker 2>all pet owners on the show. We love our pets,

0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 2>you love your pets. We got our pets analyzed by

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<v Speaker 2>a pet psychic, amazing lady called Marina d yestern No show.

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Patsy had a huge God Presley done. Now let's get

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:18.080
<v Speaker 2>into Jack and mine.

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<v Speaker 17>Do you have a grumpy cold fish or a lara

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<v Speaker 17>ki that's limvy is less but where we brought along

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<v Speaker 17>our pet psychic.

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<v Speaker 2>To tell you what your pet is. It works, but

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't work this because if you've got a grumpy goldfish,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what we're doing today with a psychic is it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we're definitely not healing Lori kids, We.

0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Are not healing sick pets. Go and get professional help.

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<v Speaker 2>But what are we doing. We're finding about what your

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<v Speaker 2>pet used to be in our previous life. So Marina

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<v Speaker 2>analyzed Presley Patsy dog yesterday, and Jack's dog Lunar, and

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<v Speaker 2>my German shepherd dog Nische and my big cat Larry

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<v Speaker 2>have been analyzed by Marina d. He's what she said

0:30:08.320 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 2>about Larry, my big cat.

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<v Speaker 18>He came to and said to him that he was

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<v Speaker 18>a professor, and he was showing me that his glasses

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 18>and that he was really scientific in his ways as

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 18>a human. And then there's this but that thinking I

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 18>got him like literally showing me this is so fun.

0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 18>He can literally lay down and then have a literally

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 18>cigar in his mouth or I don't want to say,

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<v Speaker 18>but like it's a joint in his mouth and just

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<v Speaker 18>go let me relax.

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<v Speaker 3>The easy going professor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it makes sense, doesn't Every cat looks like their

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<v Speaker 2>stone when they flop around the house all day not

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<v Speaker 2>doing anything. They sleep for most of the day. Then

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<v Speaker 2>there's my German shepherd dog Niche what was she in

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<v Speaker 2>her previous life.

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<v Speaker 18>And the past life was a male soldier in the army.

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<v Speaker 18>She can be very assertin TIV listens to her commands.

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<v Speaker 18>She is probably the leader of the pack a little bit.

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<v Speaker 18>So she's like that team leader where she'll sit in

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<v Speaker 18>a corner and observe everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually true actually, because we've got we've got

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<v Speaker 2>another dog in a cat she is like the leader.

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<v Speaker 2>She's at the German Shepherd dogs. They're like the alphas, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And she does sit in the corner of the room. However,

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<v Speaker 2>Marina d the Sidekickers, I have this to say about

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<v Speaker 2>my dog, Nishia want to let her hair down.

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<v Speaker 18>I did get a reference of Niche saying to me

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<v Speaker 18>something about a leather black jacket. Sometimes I just want

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<v Speaker 18>to be that cheek where she can let her head

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<v Speaker 18>down and get on a Harley and just ride and go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So this weekend, you know we're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>out for writing and I know you took Prasy for

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<v Speaker 2>a soft serve. I'm going to hire a Harley. You

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<v Speaker 2>know it's a sidecars. Yes, I said that, just let

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<v Speaker 2>her hair down, wear that black jacket, just be that

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<v Speaker 2>rock chick that you want to be as well.

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<v Speaker 7>She was.

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<v Speaker 18>They used to communicate what's going on in the household

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<v Speaker 18>and everything, and there was a reference to the younger

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 18>energy or the female's energy in the house. And I

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 18>do feel like you're always worry about them, and she

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<v Speaker 18>keeps saying, tell my daddy, they're going to be okay,

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<v Speaker 18>stop worrying. They're growing up. There was something to reference

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<v Speaker 18>about piercing. So I don't know if there's a conversation

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<v Speaker 18>about a piercing or a joke about a piercing or someone's.

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<v Speaker 2>Pierc who wouldn't be worrying with that going on? Who

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be worrying? I can't tell the dog is now

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<v Speaker 2>telling me to calm down. They've got the teenagers and

0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 2>my wife telling me to calm down, and now my dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I should also to say that Marina also said that Niche,

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<v Speaker 2>my dog, can also predict the future. That's tough, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got that power but you're unable to share it.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be driving her nuts, something like she knows

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<v Speaker 2>what's about to happen, but she can't communicate with me.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's find out now about Jack's dog. Described

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<v Speaker 2>Luna to everyone, Jackie boy A.

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<v Speaker 3>Luna is a great border collie. And you guys, I

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:08.160
<v Speaker 3>felt like with Presley Nishe Larry, you guys got a

0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:11.239
<v Speaker 3>great insight to your pets. They were great things as

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:12.600
<v Speaker 3>humans in a previous.

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<v Speaker 2>Life, a soldier, a professor.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a little bit underwhelmed with what Luna was

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<v Speaker 3>in her previous life.

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<v Speaker 18>She was telling me about her part's life, because she

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<v Speaker 18>did have a parts life. She was showing me the

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<v Speaker 18>reference to a bird in particular, bird was an eagle.

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<v Speaker 12>Pretty cool, that's very magicical you guys had.

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<v Speaker 3>Presley was a farmer.

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<v Speaker 12>This is nothing exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, they're working the lands. That's eagle and majestica an

0:33:41.280 --> 0:33:46.040
<v Speaker 2>amazing eagle, soaring highes. That's also about Luna staring as well.

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 18>If you find a lot that Luna does come up

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<v Speaker 18>and just wants to stare again. She was referencing that

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<v Speaker 18>she was talking to a little baby and that the

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<v Speaker 18>baby does understand.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, she's talking talking to.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a nice Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an amazing story. A woman almost died when

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<v Speaker 2>she was vacuuming her artificial lawn. Show me if you

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<v Speaker 2>got artificial grass you know that's the end of maintenance,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maintenance?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you're supposed to vacuum me.

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<v Speaker 7>We do, do you?

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<v Speaker 12>Chris gets a.

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<v Speaker 2>I need video of that. Chris actually putting the Dicon

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<v Speaker 2>on artificial lawn.

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<v Speaker 12>He does a spot where Prisley does his business and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he's not trying to vacuum.

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<v Speaker 2>Around that nice beautiful inside that you could see a

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<v Speaker 2>transparent Dyson and it's tummy all those turns like a

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<v Speaker 2>blender pooy smoothie. Anyway, so she got letrocuted.

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<v Speaker 3>And sorry, she is right, She's.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay in this. Obviously the thing that saved her life

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<v Speaker 2>was a Puma rubber sliders. Great out of these Puma

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<v Speaker 2>sliders now life savers. They obviously the rubber souls sat

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<v Speaker 2>the earth turn. That's say it saved her life. Perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't be here because of something that saved your life.

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<v Speaker 12>My brothers we were playing Monopoly. I was still a baby.

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<v Speaker 12>I can remember crawling.

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<v Speaker 2>Along the grass Monopoly as a baby.

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<v Speaker 12>No, I wasn't, but my two older brothers were.

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<v Speaker 2>And what were you like the banker? Banker is a

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<v Speaker 2>bit slow today.

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<v Speaker 12>I was crawling along the floor there was a knife

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<v Speaker 12>just crack, there was a knife. They're eating toast. It

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<v Speaker 12>must have been the morning, and there was a knife

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<v Speaker 12>on their plate. And I picked the knife up and

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<v Speaker 12>went to put it in the.

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<v Speaker 2>SOCKETI monopoly with knives. You be cheap, get the old knife.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, give me your money.

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<v Speaker 12>Changed, and my eldest brother pulled me back because I

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<v Speaker 12>was going to put the knife in the socket.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, saved your life, Yes, he did, Mekayina, So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fascinated to hear your story. What happened?

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<v Speaker 19>Yes, when I I was three years old, I was

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<v Speaker 19>kneeboarding with my family and I'd fallen off the kneeboard

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<v Speaker 19>and there was another boat that was coming straight for

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<v Speaker 19>me who didn't actually see me in the water. So

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<v Speaker 19>Dad had to speed down the river to try and

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<v Speaker 19>wedge his boat between me and the other boat. That

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<v Speaker 19>the boat didn't run over me.

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<v Speaker 2>What a hero. That's incredible And what happened.

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<v Speaker 19>So there was no collisions or anything like that, but

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<v Speaker 19>there was definitely some words had between my dad and

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<v Speaker 19>the other boat.

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<v Speaker 9>He was not happy.

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<v Speaker 2>That is an amazing story, Mikata, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>for giving us a call. Let's go to Sharon.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, when I was around about six or seven years old,

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<v Speaker 7>we used to go down to Phillipilond for our holidays

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<v Speaker 7>and there's a beach there called Red Rock, and I

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<v Speaker 7>used to have these pair of bathers that Mum used

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<v Speaker 7>to make me wear that had a big frill at

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<v Speaker 7>the back on the bottom, and we used to go

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<v Speaker 7>climbing up there into the rocks, up high on the cliff,

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<v Speaker 7>and there was an opening that I started sliding down

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<v Speaker 7>towards heading off the edge of the cliff, and my

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<v Speaker 7>frill on these papers that I hated got caught on

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<v Speaker 7>the branch and stuff and falling off page.

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<v Speaker 2>This is amazing. You're literally saved by the thrills.

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<v Speaker 7>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep, that's my memory of it anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not just decorative, No central part of the bathing suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sharman, that is an amazing story.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep, Trash, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for

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<v Speaker 6>a fully loaded trailer of camping gear.

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<v Speaker 2>This is great. I've got another rest tresh first play

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<v Speaker 2>what happened?

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<v Speaker 6>A windy mountain road going really slowly around the corners,

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<v Speaker 6>single lane. Someone's coming the other way around the blind

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<v Speaker 6>corner really fast. My dad swerves the cargoes off the

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<v Speaker 6>side of the mountain. The trailer is weighted with the

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<v Speaker 6>camping gear and keeps us dangling there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, this is a scene You've seen a movie,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it, where they're sort of just hovering on the

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<v Speaker 2>edge of a precipice.

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<v Speaker 3>How did you get back out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Mom and Dad got out. Were able to get us

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<v Speaker 6>out really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>In that situation, it'd be so wide if I get out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is getting lighter and you're in there.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And a little while later a big, old dirty grader

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<v Speaker 6>was coming round and was able to winch the car up.

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<v Speaker 6>But if it wasn't for the trailer, were all the

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<v Speaker 6>camping gear, and I still hate camping to.

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<v Speaker 10>This day, wouldn't be here.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This week is International Crime Stoppers Week, So today we're

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<v Speaker 2>looking for your illegal bands, your contrabands.

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<v Speaker 3>Very clever, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, criminal bands are saying, who's on stage at

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<v Speaker 2>first playing at the prison road Rage against the Machine? No,

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<v Speaker 2>you have cut me up? Silver ben Folds, what's he

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<v Speaker 2>in for? Yeah? Ben Folds five to ten years, No,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be shy nine pinched nails. I know you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>pay for them. Trent gold Strong on this Mega death

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<v Speaker 2>Penalty Bronze and Ario Speeding Wagon. Slow down, guys, Ario

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<v Speaker 2>Speeding Wagon. If you got Jackie Boy the criminal Man's

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<v Speaker 2>he's on the stage at Crimfest.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's on stage at the prison. It's inaccessory to murder?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's gold the red hot chili purps.

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<v Speaker 2>A perpetrator? Did you know it's Did you know it

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<v Speaker 2>stood for perpetrator? Yeah? Where you went?

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<v Speaker 7>P P.

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<v Speaker 3>Pepper is trying to make it sound more like popteppers

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<v Speaker 3>of Monsters and Men. You got to know the band

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<v Speaker 3>of Monsters and Men?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, real, everyone really knows that band, rn't they? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and three cool want their band back.

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<v Speaker 3>And hunters and collectors without permits. I can't know. That's

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<v Speaker 3>not a permit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a floppy one. Don't get a floppy one out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's stiff.

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<v Speaker 2>Feature new feature.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I was stiff.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't don't look at Rio and I as well

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<v Speaker 2>when you're saying that, what's happened? What has happened? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Where were we? Criminal bands? Susmissing criminal behavior on the

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<v Speaker 2>show right here? Criminal bands is what we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's on stage at crimp Vest justin scott pet shop

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<v Speaker 2>lifting boys, Silver, fled Zeppelin They just took off patent plant.

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<v Speaker 2>They have fled the scene. Silver plus system of a

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<v Speaker 2>get down on the ground now. Gold, that's very good,

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<v Speaker 2>well done Laura Clink one eighty two Gold, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Kerry Holes of Justice and notes. Silver crowded big house Gold, however, Kelly,

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<v Speaker 2>no reasonable doubts.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some Sam. That's a gold right.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't really be the bigger man say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, it's okay, so could have changed your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Gold where I am guilty, you're honor Silver praise that

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<v Speaker 2>deserved the gold, match box twenty years. You're gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>away for crimes against music? Silver but he stole Oh naughty.

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<v Speaker 3>Billy, laughty boy, guardy boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben Naked ladies in public, you can't do that. Put

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<v Speaker 2>some pants on.

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<v Speaker 3>Gold plus.

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<v Speaker 2>That is Stephen Harris, well done, benckid ladies in public, robbery, Williams,

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<v Speaker 2>naughty Robbie Williams, Tom Petty, theft, Silver, the Mummers and

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<v Speaker 2>a popper cap in your ass.

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<v Speaker 3>It will be hard to beat the go plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh that goes on the mound Rushmore funniest ones of

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<v Speaker 2>the week The Mummers and popper cap in your ass?

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<v Speaker 2>That is so good, Josh, well done. Uh scam Halen,

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<v Speaker 2>silver con Jovi, Silbil plus a Sultan pepper sprayed gold

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<v Speaker 2>meatloaf with a file inside. Eh you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah yeah, bronze.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it takes them a while, listeners. Class A Phil Collins,

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<v Speaker 2>Class A drugs. They're categorized into different they're graded in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of being caught possession A Class A.

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<v Speaker 3>Where's Phil Collins coming to it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Sorry, it's my bad Class A pil Collins. Oh sorry, Daniel,

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<v Speaker 2>I screwed up. Oh the bronze is on me, Danny boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I owe you a gold Sultan perjury mm hmm silver

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<v Speaker 2>and a quitney spears? Can you have been let off

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<v Speaker 2>a quitney spears?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast