Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack Post has an amazing story about one of his
Speaker 2: friends that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 3: He just bought a jet ski. He's going through like
Speaker 3: an early midlife crisis.
Speaker 2: A mid life crisis.
Speaker 3: He separated from his partner, and I think he thought
Speaker 3: jet ski will cheer me up. He's got a new girlfriend.
Speaker 3: They went out on the jet ski on the weekend.
Speaker 3: He's They got off in the middle of the bay
Speaker 3: and swimming around. Then get back on the jet ski
Speaker 3: and he goes to put the key in and the
Speaker 3: bungee cord that's linked to his life jacket is nowhere
Speaker 3: to be seen. The key's not there. So in this moment,
Speaker 3: he's like, what what do I do? Like, he's in
Speaker 3: the jet ski five hundred meters from the shore. He
Speaker 3: just had to wait till the wind blew him back
Speaker 3: to shore. After an hour and a terrifying he had
Speaker 3: to get an uber back to his trailer, drive down
Speaker 3: and come. But I said to him, you're lucky that
Speaker 3: you even got anywhere. We're at the whim of the winds.
Speaker 2: Are the currents, that's unbelievable. So we call these oh moments,
Speaker 2: you know, when life suddenly goes sideways. So your stories,
Speaker 2: your oh stories, like Jack's mate on his jet ski
Speaker 2: when it's uh, oh, we haven't got the key for
Speaker 2: this jet ski and we're in the sea in Australia, Alia. Yes, Hi,
Speaker 2: what's your oh story?
Speaker 4: I was in a taxi on the way to the
Speaker 4: airport in Saudi Arabia for my final flight home after
Speaker 4: a year of nursing, and I took a photograph of
Speaker 4: the entrance to the diplomatic quarter, which were the military installment.
Speaker 2: They don't people taking photos of like military buildings, any
Speaker 2: kind of official buildings.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a really big h And my taxi driver
Speaker 4: freaks and slowed down, and the police saw me, so
Speaker 4: we got pulled over. I got interrogated for a couple
Speaker 4: of hours in their police quarters.
Speaker 2: And you must have been seriously right, you must have
Speaker 2: been terrified, kind.
Speaker 4: Of young, and I.
Speaker 2: ASA, thank you very much. You cool. Keep this coming, hey, Robin,
Speaker 2: have you going well? What is your oh story?
Speaker 5: Well, we were out and my cousin and I and
Speaker 5: my auntie and uncle out in the middle of the
Speaker 5: bay were fishing, having a lovely day. And my uncle
Speaker 5: went to start the boat to come back in and nothing.
Speaker 5: We'd run out of petrols. So we've all looked around
Speaker 5: at each other like, oh, my uncle, being the captain
Speaker 5: of the ship, decided that my cousin and I, we
Speaker 5: were only fifteen at the time, we had to get
Speaker 5: into the back of the water. We were just swimming
Speaker 5: and pushing the boat. My auntie got in the water
Speaker 5: with a rope around her ways and he's in the boat. Yes,
Speaker 5: and he had I don't know whether it was a
Speaker 5: stick for and or or where he got it from.
Speaker 5: He's standing up there. I remember looking up at him,
Speaker 5: thinking we're going to get eaten by sharks and you're
Speaker 5: up there with a stick sticks.
Speaker 2: I wonder which way that's going.
Speaker 3: To going with the stick or is that to make
Speaker 3: sure you guys are.
Speaker 2: No, he's beating them knuck a jockey with a win.
Speaker 6: Roa.
Speaker 3: How fun swam?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Look, I don't know, but it was a fair way.
Speaker 4: It was scary, terrifying.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast right now though, looking for your stories about why
Speaker 2: were they calling out your name over the PA Christian
Speaker 2: It was me actually work in the PA system at
Speaker 2: the Bunnings once and a woman asked me to page
Speaker 2: her husband and she'd lost him in the Bunnings. Several
Speaker 2: called outs, no son and her husband. She then asked
Speaker 2: if I could, if she could use my phone. She
Speaker 2: left her mind, but at home he picks up. I
Speaker 2: hear her going where are you? He replies, I'm at home,
Speaker 2: and then hear her go, well, you've left me at Bunnings.
Speaker 2: Nikki Dingley, that's a great story, Thank you very much. Christian.
Speaker 2: My husband was called out over the PA at our
Speaker 2: local leisure center when I went into labor with our
Speaker 2: second child. I was at home. He was out playing
Speaker 2: five a side soccer and he'd forgotten his phone. He
Speaker 2: said it was on accident. I'm sure we did it
Speaker 2: on purpose, so the only option was the PA system. Christian,
Speaker 2: My husband Shavers started to vibrate in our suitcase while
Speaker 2: it was being stowed away in the airplane. He was
Speaker 2: paid while we were sat on the plane. He had
Speaker 2: to go and open up the suitcase on the tarmac
Speaker 2: with the police officials. That's from Mary Tracy. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. So why were they calling out your name?
Speaker 8: So my little dude.
Speaker 9: It was about two and a half. We were at
Speaker 9: the local big w and he went left and I
Speaker 9: went right and I lost him. So he went to
Speaker 9: the service counter and he said to the lady, I've
Speaker 9: lost my mum, and she called out Tracy and then
Speaker 9: my last name. So anyone knew me heard that he
Speaker 9: was lost and told everyone that my son was at
Speaker 9: the service counter.
Speaker 7: And in the.
Speaker 9: Background I could hear him saying, she's got blonde hair,
Speaker 9: she's got blue white, and she's fat.
Speaker 2: Tell you what for two year old? Bloody? Yet like that?
Speaker 2: I know. I was happy that he knew my name,
Speaker 2: but it was junior roastmaster. Yes that is.
Speaker 8: He had not change.
Speaker 9: Honest, you didn't know any difference, all right.
Speaker 2: Tracy, thank you very much for Christine. So why were
Speaker 2: they calling out your name?
Speaker 10: A few years ago two friends, a couple of friends
Speaker 10: and I went up to Queensland, took kids up for
Speaker 10: a holiday. We got a babysitter one night and the
Speaker 10: three girls went to casino. There has a big night
Speaker 10: out without the children.
Speaker 2: Hello, we could be an ocean to eleven.
Speaker 7: So as you do.
Speaker 10: We were all playing on separate machines and two of
Speaker 10: us were.
Speaker 1: Together in one.
Speaker 10: So when went off wandering. We thought she'd just gone
Speaker 10: off to play a new machine, and about five minutes later,
Speaker 10: Mandy and I thought we'd heard our names called over
Speaker 10: the PA and we just ignored it and so, no,
Speaker 10: that's ridiculous, you know, why would anybody be calling out
Speaker 10: for us? And then so we kept playing and then
Speaker 10: we heard our names again, so we thought, oh, better
Speaker 10: go and check what's going on. Turned out our third
Speaker 10: girlfriend had fainted while she was going to get another drink.
Speaker 10: She just fainted, passed.
Speaker 8: Out on the floor.
Speaker 3: He's not getting any sympathy.
Speaker 10: So they'd taken Insure the first aid room and they
Speaker 10: are waiting for us to you know, turn up and thinking, oh, well, okay.
Speaker 10: So we had to sit in there for about half
Speaker 10: an hour until they decided that she was okay, and
Speaker 10: that was the end of the big night out. I
Speaker 10: think we were out for an hour an hour.
Speaker 2: This happened within the first hour. How hard did you
Speaker 2: go on in that hour.
Speaker 10: Though she'd had one drink? I think it was I
Speaker 10: think it was a combination of the day out with
Speaker 10: the cute and.
Speaker 2: We're not running that first day place.
Speaker 11: We get it, okay, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, Jack Post, it just told me a good fact,
Speaker 2: a killer fact.
Speaker 3: Famous Australian Mother Daughter characters Kathy kim Back on our
Speaker 3: screens this week, Mother Daughter and show, but in real
Speaker 3: life the exact same age.
Speaker 12: No, I don't think that deserves that.
Speaker 3: Must have been done again.
Speaker 2: You're not killing one, Patty.
Speaker 3: Isn't that amazing sixty one years old?
Speaker 12: But it's just coincidence though. That's not a killer.
Speaker 3: Fast right, But in the show, I couldn't have.
Speaker 2: Goodness, I'm gonna retract this because that's the more I
Speaker 2: think about. I've got what I think is a killer fact.
Speaker 2: It's about otters. So for this to hit me out,
Speaker 2: for this to work, I wanted to close your eyes
Speaker 2: and if you're driving and operating heavy machinery and imagine
Speaker 2: not one ortter, but a family of otters. Imagine them
Speaker 2: such your mum, your dad. They've got four kids, this
Speaker 2: phony right now.
Speaker 11: They're worried about going to sleep at night and drifting
Speaker 11: apart out in the seas or where they are on
Speaker 11: the rivers by the dams. Do they sleep in the water, Yeah,
Speaker 11: in the water, Yeah, got.
Speaker 2: Dad, there's four kids. To stop themselves drifting apart and
Speaker 2: then waking up the morning and go, where's dad? Do
Speaker 2: they do? They hold hands and go to sleep together.
Speaker 2: When I saw a photo of this last week, it
Speaker 2: was a highlight of the year. Otters sleeping and holding
Speaker 2: hands together. A family now.
Speaker 3: And the mom and dad.
Speaker 2: U piggyback on my kidder. Facts? Okay, all right, do
Speaker 2: you have a killer fact, Christian? I've got to kill
Speaker 2: a fat for you. Not only do dogs have nipples,
Speaker 2: like you discovered the other day, they actually have an
Speaker 2: odd number of nipples. It's never even John, How the
Speaker 2: hell do you know that? You've got to have looked
Speaker 2: at more than one to know that that is a fact.
Speaker 2: Then have five on one side, four on the other.
Speaker 3: That's a killer fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's do it, John Glenn. When you eat
Speaker 2: fresh oysters, they are still alive. If they were dead,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't taste as fresh. Not a killer fat, Christian?
Speaker 2: What about this? Then? I see your at a fact
Speaker 2: and I raise you this turtle one. Some turtles can
Speaker 2: breathe through their butts.
Speaker 12: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Perhaps, come on, we need to raise their game, Christian,
Speaker 2: I've got a killer fat for you. Australia is wider
Speaker 2: than the moon. The moon is three and a half
Speaker 2: thousand kilometers in diameter, Australia's four thousand from east to west.
Speaker 2: That is a good one, Christian, this actually is a
Speaker 2: killer fact. The creator of pringles is buried in a
Speaker 2: giant pringles can. No, it's not. I promise you look
Speaker 2: it up. I looked it up. I thought I'm not
Speaker 2: falling for that. He got buried in a giant pringles can.
Speaker 2: I believe original flavor as well. See I found a
Speaker 2: Guardian article he got buried in a pringle Jack. Isn't
Speaker 2: it right?
Speaker 3: The ashes are in a pringles can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's buried in a pringles can. They're not shoving
Speaker 2: him one his whole body, lowering it, lowering it into
Speaker 2: the ground. All right, let's go.
Speaker 4: To Catherine here, Christian, here're going.
Speaker 2: I'm good. So I'm excited. Have you got a killer
Speaker 2: fact for us?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 8: In relation to its size, out of all the animals
Speaker 8: on the planet, the Barnacle has the largest appendage.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it. I didn't know it.
Speaker 2: But is it a killer fact?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I mean, are you going to tell somebody else? I
Speaker 11: will retell that if you want to.
Speaker 2: Get some friends around and you know, hey, guys, do
Speaker 2: you know about the barnacle? Compared to its size, it's
Speaker 2: got the biggest appendage.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Patsy, Well, it depends how big it is, whether
Speaker 12: it's impressive or not.
Speaker 3: You haven't seen my husband, she says, take it back,
Speaker 3: it's not a kid, Heidi.
Speaker 8: If you hold your nose closed, you can't hummer.
Speaker 2: Tune live demonstration of the team here. Everyone's trying it
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: I guess it's not really a hum try.
Speaker 2: Humming because you start humming, then close your eyes. Can
Speaker 2: you hack it that way?
Speaker 9: You can't know?
Speaker 2: You really can't do it?
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 2: Hide an actual genuinely great kid of Paul.
Speaker 5: Guys, how are we?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul? What's you're a kid of fact for us? Mate?
Speaker 13: My killer fact is mate.
Speaker 14: If you write down the numbers from one to one
Speaker 14: hundred in word form, you will not use the letter as.
Speaker 12: We might be here.
Speaker 1: Jack Free The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 15: Christian O'Connell's Golden Moments Coming down to the Games in Paris.
Speaker 15: Grand Hacker at the two thousand Sydney Olympics, winning gold
Speaker 15: in the fifteen hundred meter freestyle going.
Speaker 13: Into those Olympics, so I guess I was the red
Speaker 13: hot favorite, but going up against a national icon in
Speaker 13: Karen Perkins, you get one chance every four years, you
Speaker 13: get one day. If you're off, there's eight years in
Speaker 13: between opportunities.
Speaker 1: The day of the finals, I remember.
Speaker 13: Just diving in for that race and wanting to establish
Speaker 13: a lead, which I did. Wasn't wasn't easier to really
Speaker 13: work for it, but then I was just trying to
Speaker 13: push kieren As back as best I could. Sort of
Speaker 13: led that race from start to finish. I remember touching
Speaker 13: that wall, looking up and I looked at the diving
Speaker 13: board scoreboard, and I looked across and I saw I
Speaker 13: think it was fourteen minutes forty eight at the time,
Speaker 13: and then I saw the number one next to my name,
Speaker 13: Kieran Perkins. I have an interesting relationship with him. This
Speaker 13: guy became an icon and became my hero, and then
Speaker 13: he became my rival, my number one rival. And he
Speaker 13: leant over the blane rope after finishing second to me
Speaker 13: at those Olympics and said, you deserve this, And I
Speaker 13: just thought to myself, what a champion. You know, the
Speaker 13: guy had barely spoken to me for forty years of
Speaker 13: racing him at international level, but to say those words
Speaker 13: really meant it well with me and they'll sit with
Speaker 13: me for the rest of my life. To win in
Speaker 13: front of a home crowd. I remember having a moment
Speaker 13: after all of that, and of course they played and
Speaker 13: then at work. You know, I come from Land down
Speaker 13: Under and every time I hear that song, I think
Speaker 13: about doing that that lap of honor around the pool
Speaker 13: post the metal ceremony. But I had that moment when
Speaker 13: I was cooling down. I was on my own, my
Speaker 13: head was in the water, and I just thought to myself,
Speaker 13: I did it like I did it, Like I can't
Speaker 13: believe I actually won the Olympic Games. Like that was
Speaker 13: really a special sort of moment for me.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack Posts, has got a situation at home and we
Speaker 2: need your say on it.
Speaker 3: Byan has hung a new artwork on the wall. It's
Speaker 3: a picture of Oscar Wild. Now I've even given you
Speaker 3: guys a color print officuely that you can see the
Speaker 3: outlandish pinks and purples. His face is what worries me
Speaker 3: the most. It's an interpretation of Oscar Wild, but it
Speaker 3: looks like he's been drawn by a child.
Speaker 2: And Jack is Jack is not exaggerating here to put
Speaker 2: his own case forward.
Speaker 3: Look, please look at it.
Speaker 12: Yeah he's oh god, oh that's frightful.
Speaker 2: That's what It's not, just that his nose looks like
Speaker 2: I'll be polite here, a phallus. You know when someone
Speaker 2: jaws a winkie or something and they.
Speaker 3: Don't have a lot of time to do it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they've done a bushell or a back of a school
Speaker 3: chair or something. This is on our Instagram, so you
Speaker 3: can go and see what's hanging in my house right now.
Speaker 3: I asked the anchor a it last time because I
Speaker 3: wanted to give her a rider, or replied to defend it.
Speaker 2: All right, let's haven't listen to this.
Speaker 12: I feel, through everything I know about him that he
Speaker 12: would have loved to see himself as this.
Speaker 1: But he has devil's eyes. He doesn't have devil eyes.
Speaker 1: It's artistic. It just screams life and comedy. It screams comedy.
Speaker 1: He was funny.
Speaker 3: Wait, so it's it's meant to be a funny painting.
Speaker 12: No, it's not funny. You know those artworks that you
Speaker 12: look at for a really long time, and then you you.
Speaker 2: Just start laughing.
Speaker 9: If you go eye to eye with him and you
Speaker 9: just stare for a while, all.
Speaker 8: Of a sudden you'll start laughing.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've been to the Louver from
Speaker 2: Paris or the Tate Gallery in London.
Speaker 3: I'm worried now that Oscar's going to get trolled.
Speaker 2: In the corn He's not getting trolled. It's the choice.
Speaker 2: It's the choice, sorry, the lack of a choice.
Speaker 3: You've not just got to eat it unless.
Speaker 2: Everyone that comes in the house is going to look
Speaker 2: at that and go, what if if you now know
Speaker 2: what you've given everyone that leaves your house, is it
Speaker 2: all going to have someone to do? What way? Get
Speaker 2: a load of that? I assumed it was one of
Speaker 2: Jack's side project.
Speaker 12: The eyes are following me.
Speaker 3: Surely if one hundred percent of the comments and negative
Speaker 3: towards Oscar, I have a good case to go back
Speaker 3: to Bianca and say, at least move it into the
Speaker 3: laundry or something somewhere where people won't see this.
Speaker 2: Go and have a look at it. It's on our socials.
Speaker 2: You'll find it on Instagram, the Christian O'Connell show, same place.
Speaker 2: You'll find it on Facebook as well. Have you got
Speaker 2: some of that of a Chris's Patsy.
Speaker 12: I remember when we moved into the house, Chris had
Speaker 12: a bit of Elvis memorabilia. He had this big and
Speaker 12: it was big, like this big painting of Elvis.
Speaker 2: It's a big, it's big.
Speaker 12: It was huge, and it was apparently authenticicated. No what's
Speaker 12: the word, but not that authenticated thank you from Graceland.
Speaker 12: And even it was so special. It had like a
Speaker 12: separate certificate that was framed saying it was the truck certificate.
Speaker 12: He wanted it in the living room and I said, no, no,
Speaker 12: that doesn't.
Speaker 2: It would look great in the just But what is it? Elvis? Yeah,
Speaker 2: ja comeback, spread n.
Speaker 12: Nice sort of jump white jumpsuit, eagle jumpsuit, Elvis with
Speaker 12: a microphone and it's got TCB taking care of business
Speaker 12: with the lightning strike. It is just so tacky, it's
Speaker 12: just gusty.
Speaker 2: He's one of the greatest entertainers that got a certificates,
Speaker 2: a separate certificate.
Speaker 12: So I made him hang it out in the garage
Speaker 12: in the man.
Speaker 2: You don't put Elvis in the girls.
Speaker 12: It's got no place in my living room.
Speaker 2: Thank you, dear well, my wife brought this about patter
Speaker 2: of you love this. You know sometimes you see like
Speaker 2: mirrors they're just like propped up against a wall.
Speaker 12: Very Hampton's.
Speaker 2: That's that said, she pictured me. It's the style around here, Chris.
Speaker 2: It's a style around here. We're in Australia. Now we
Speaker 2: live in Hampton. We've got to be Hampton. It's so Hampton's.
Speaker 2: It's you know, is that a mirror there?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't even know. It's just prove. It's just casually
Speaker 2: propped up against a wall. We don't even hang it.
Speaker 2: It's there. We're not formal.
Speaker 3: What was your problem with it? It's just a mirror.
Speaker 2: No, it's not you in the bedroom door. The mirror
Speaker 2: reach you. I get out of bed, the mirror is there.
Speaker 2: It's too much mirror. It's too much mirror. I don't
Speaker 2: want that much mirror. My wife loved it because you
Speaker 2: know why, when she's spending too long going out, she's
Speaker 2: got like a uh, it's sort of checked the outfits
Speaker 2: from head to doe. Do you do that as a
Speaker 2: guy only? I do only do top half, don't you.
Speaker 2: We don't worry about the shoes, you know, the shoes.
Speaker 2: What's going on. It's the hole. They want the whole
Speaker 2: up and down, the whole vertical thing. Anyway, for two
Speaker 2: years I've been running a campaign about it. We finally
Speaker 2: got rid of it, sold it on marketplaces. However, now
Speaker 2: and my wife goes to get wedded because she looks
Speaker 2: where the wall war is now bed she goes, I
Speaker 2: just miss it.
Speaker 1: Just the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So Jack's wife, the anchor's got a strange new bit
Speaker 2: of artwork in their house. It's a very unique, slash
Speaker 2: awful version of Oscar Wilde the playwright. I think most
Speaker 2: of us in a relationship have something like this where
Speaker 2: they love it but you can't stand it. We're looking
Speaker 2: for your stories today, Reese, You've got some thing like this.
Speaker 2: They love it, you hate it. What is it for you? Reese? Yeah.
Speaker 14: So a few years ago I bought a painting with
Speaker 14: a fishing and character from the movie armadais through a
Speaker 14: play of production of the arm a.
Speaker 2: Great movie from what was it late eighties with Tim Holts.
Speaker 2: I think it won an Oscar.
Speaker 14: Dude, I think about eighth in the end, I think yeah,
Speaker 14: So the river of the scene where he's wearing like
Speaker 14: a black tiger and out of a black mask. Anyway,
Speaker 14: I had that well, there was a painting enough to
Speaker 14: be in the production of it that my wife saw
Speaker 14: it a few years later after we got married, and
Speaker 14: she absolutely hated it. I spent here ound of bucks
Speaker 14: for it. That it's now being relegated to the shed.
Speaker 2: It's just so sad. It's always guy's stuff. Nor it
Speaker 2: just gets dumped out somewhere rees thanks to you kill me, Kate.
Speaker 2: They love it, you hate it? What's it in your house?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Jack, I feel your pain. My husband
Speaker 8: chose purple floral carpet for our new build in our house.
Speaker 2: That's really your face, isn't eancy?
Speaker 3: Too many purples on the book unless there's a where.
Speaker 2: Prince used to live.
Speaker 8: Like, there's about fifteen different colors in it, and it
Speaker 8: just wants me, makes me feel sick when I walk
Speaker 8: in the van.
Speaker 2: Hectic, isn't it?
Speaker 8: Yeah? He put it in our bedroom, the lound room,
Speaker 8: the study.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to say stout the house. I thought
Speaker 2: it was in one room.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, it's all over the house. It's does
Speaker 8: my head in.
Speaker 2: Right and we need to see You have to send
Speaker 2: us some photos of this cake. We need to see
Speaker 2: this ow.
Speaker 8: You know the worst thing my when I was there
Speaker 8: when the carpet layer was putting the carpet down and
Speaker 8: he was hammering it in, stretching it out, and he goes,
Speaker 8: this is going to last you fifty to sixty.
Speaker 2: Years, legacy.
Speaker 3: Leave it in the world because you'll not be able
Speaker 3: to sell the house. Forget about that.
Speaker 14: True.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, Okay, that's lovely. We'll please send us
Speaker 2: some photos. Okay, but thanks the cooling. All right? What
Speaker 2: are they saying about this artwork? There's now hanging in
Speaker 2: your home.
Speaker 3: You can say it on Instagram and Facebook. It's I
Speaker 3: feel sorry for Oscar now he's essentially getting canceled online.
Speaker 3: That would never get through the front door of my house. Dreadful,
Speaker 3: just no, no, no, glad it's not in my house. Hideous, horrible,
Speaker 3: not going to be nice. That should be put into
Speaker 3: a fire. If Gordy had painted it, I might have
Speaker 3: stuck it on the fridge for a week and then
Speaker 3: lost it. And Liz said he looks like a serial killer.
Speaker 2: You could find it the Christian O'Connell show on Instagram,
Speaker 2: on Facebook.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patsy, What you did? So many people have done. I
Speaker 2: know I've done this. When you screw up ordering online?
Speaker 2: What happened to you.
Speaker 12: Done the most silliest thing. I don't know if you've
Speaker 12: done it, Jack, I've bought tickets online to Audrey's school
Speaker 12: production of Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 3: It's on ticket tech. Amazing.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. Now these schools are making a pretty dollar
Speaker 2: and that's just that money has not gone into the
Speaker 2: stage production. Someone someone's creaming a bit off these talentless kids,
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What happened is just like a gold coin donation at
Speaker 3: the front of the theater as the parents walk in.
Speaker 12: Oh no, it's big business, Jack.
Speaker 3: You go online, so he's in different prices for up
Speaker 3: the back and in the nosebleas front row.
Speaker 2: Oh there's various letters obviously, Like it's like those families
Speaker 2: have got relatives to want to come and see, you know,
Speaker 2: their their grandchildren. That's so you got you see families,
Speaker 2: some like eight of them. And I'm just doing the
Speaker 2: sums going. That's his unbelievable. The worst productions in town.
Speaker 2: The same price is going to see Angeloyd Weber's show.
Speaker 12: That's not only that though that Like there's early release jacks,
Speaker 12: so if your kids in the production, you get first
Speaker 12: dibit tickets, which is good.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope it's only parents of kids going, Like
Speaker 3: if it's just randoms off the street going.
Speaker 2: To that's what I said the kiss once? How do
Speaker 2: we you know?
Speaker 3: How do they know that it should all be only relatives?
Speaker 2: Who else is coming to see this?
Speaker 12: You know, Hollywood producers, talents?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so. Did you choose up the back or
Speaker 3: at the front?
Speaker 12: Where do you think Tiger Mummy would.
Speaker 2: You're not in the front. You can't be in the
Speaker 2: front rope.
Speaker 12: No, I'm like three three back because she wanted to
Speaker 12: be free that day.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think three back is where you really
Speaker 2: see people when you're up there, and you know, you'll
Speaker 2: do the old double thumbs up. Then she'd be like
Speaker 2: waving at you people hundred bucks with these seats.
Speaker 12: Smile Epony Mummy is watching well anyway, So and course
Speaker 12: we've got relatives traveling three hours to come up for this,
Speaker 12: not that we've asked them. They've put their hands up
Speaker 12: their Dinosta. It's her first production it's a big day.
Speaker 2: For actually got a decent role.
Speaker 12: She's not bad. She's the Milkmaide and she's in the
Speaker 12: chorus line.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: What's there? What's the show again?
Speaker 12: Beauty and the Beast well known for milk. She's got
Speaker 12: line which in the opening.
Speaker 3: You wait till Gordy, is it not that you mean
Speaker 3: the cup of tea with milk in it?
Speaker 12: No, she's got the pails of milk over her shoulder.
Speaker 12: Who skip, stop it.
Speaker 2: Both of you. In Beauty and the Beasts, we all go,
Speaker 2: it's enough for the Beauty and the Beast. Where are
Speaker 2: the milk Church?
Speaker 3: How are they getting their calcium?
Speaker 2: Calcium deficient? That's what he's the beast. The moral of
Speaker 2: the story is strengthen your bones.
Speaker 12: So I had to buy eight tickets in total, right somehow,
Speaker 12: So the envelopes come for the you know, the physical
Speaker 12: in the mail, the tickets, and I've opened them up
Speaker 12: and I've pulled them out and they're like, you know,
Speaker 12: stretched from my hand all the way down to the floor.
Speaker 2: It's ain't bunting.
Speaker 7: It just kept going.
Speaker 12: And I'm thinking, to you, that's a lot. What what's
Speaker 12: all these are? These receipts. Anyway, I'd bought eighteen, I'd
Speaker 12: put eighteen in the car. I've got absolutely no idea
Speaker 12: that's half the auditorium or whatever the sports.
Speaker 3: So do you have to become a scalper now for
Speaker 3: your daughter's.
Speaker 2: You can make it, you can idea. I think you
Speaker 2: done that on purpose. You'll be out there at the
Speaker 2: front with that bum bag and that UV light. No
Speaker 2: fake money, no fake money.
Speaker 1: For the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when you whatever job you do, whether this is
Speaker 2: my job on the radio, real life still happens. It's
Speaker 2: not like my life stops because I'm doing a radio show.
Speaker 2: And right now I just had to step out the
Speaker 2: studio to deal with a breaking situation. Breaking is the
Speaker 2: right word. And I just had to step out the
Speaker 2: studio to make a quick phone call to my eighteen
Speaker 2: year old daughter Ruby. She passed her test only last Wednesday.
Speaker 2: This is all significant. I was excited, but nervous, like
Speaker 2: everything I care about is in that car. Anyway, I've
Speaker 2: just had a phone call. When they were going to
Speaker 2: leave the car park, the car got wedged between a pillar,
Speaker 2: like stuck right hysterical. They couldn't they couldn't get it out.
Speaker 2: There's another car the other side. I've never seen such
Speaker 2: a Well, they call my wife. I'm asleep, right, they
Speaker 2: call my wife. It's like eleven o'clock. She's hysterical and
Speaker 2: thank you know. Last week we're talking about the cins
Speaker 2: of strain. Just a mum saw them there and help
Speaker 2: get them out. Anyway, I've just seen a photo of
Speaker 2: the door. I will put a punk call through to
Speaker 2: Sheen Panel Service. Do you have brand new I'm not
Speaker 2: making this up right, it's gonna do you have a
Speaker 2: new door, But I need a driver's door of a
Speaker 2: Subaru x V twenty years old. Eight days she's had
Speaker 2: the card. Luckily, everyone's okay. I mean yes, at least
Speaker 2: everyone's all right. But yeah, Sheen Panel Service, Alan, I seriously,
Speaker 2: it's a driver It's a driver door SUPERU x V
Speaker 2: a light blue. If you've got it in stock, I'll
Speaker 2: being over the weekend. So yeah. Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 15: Christ You know Connall's Golden Moments calling down to the
Speaker 15: Games in Paris. Shane Gould winning her first of three
Speaker 15: gold medals at the nineteen seventy two Olympics in Munich.
Speaker 1: The moment came to be on the.
Speaker 16: Blocks to get ready for swimming and racing this two
Speaker 16: hundred meter individual medley, my first final at an Olympic Games. Now,
Speaker 16: I tried to take in the energy from the crowd
Speaker 16: but not let it overwhelm my confidence and my physical
Speaker 16: ability that was going to win the race.
Speaker 6: It wasn't the.
Speaker 16: Crowds that win it for me.
Speaker 2: It was me.
Speaker 4: It was all on me.
Speaker 1: And so as I powered down that last lap.
Speaker 16: You know, my lungs bursting and this strong exhale, and
Speaker 16: you know, I started to thrash a little bit because
Speaker 16: of a fatigue and excitement. And as my father used
Speaker 16: to sack of me, head down tailor girl and go
Speaker 16: for it. So my father's words were in my ears,
Speaker 16: and I just went hell for leather and could see
Speaker 16: my competitors and I tried my Darnda's head down tailor.
Speaker 16: I saw my name listed first and then the time
Speaker 16: next to it a world record, and I was just
Speaker 16: shocked to start with, but also elated. And the arson
Speaker 16: on the cake was that it was a world record.
Speaker 16: That okay, that's my first gold medal. I don't know
Speaker 16: how she does it, but Dawn Fraser just seems to
Speaker 16: be everywhere. She shoved a toy kangaroo into my hands
Speaker 16: and get to the dice and then stand there with
Speaker 16: this kangaroo. I put the kangaro up in the air
Speaker 16: and so that became an iconic image, the national anthem.
Speaker 16: The music was so stirring, the flags raising and then
Speaker 16: the crowd's cheering, and then I did weep. You weep
Speaker 16: with relief, weep with happiness. But that was my opportunity
Speaker 16: is just let it all down and be really joyful,
Speaker 16: but again a relief relief.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 2: Let's get into this. So we're all dog owners. We're
Speaker 2: all pet owners on the show. We love our pets,
Speaker 2: you love your pets. We got our pets analyzed by
Speaker 2: a pet psychic, amazing lady called Marina d yestern No show.
Speaker 2: Patsy had a huge God Presley done. Now let's get
Speaker 2: into Jack and mine.
Speaker 17: Do you have a grumpy cold fish or a lara
Speaker 17: ki that's limvy is less but where we brought along
Speaker 17: our pet psychic.
Speaker 2: To tell you what your pet is. It works, but
Speaker 2: it doesn't work this because if you've got a grumpy goldfish,
Speaker 2: that's not what we're doing today with a psychic is it.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're definitely not healing Lori kids, We.
Speaker 2: Are not healing sick pets. Go and get professional help.
Speaker 2: But what are we doing. We're finding about what your
Speaker 2: pet used to be in our previous life. So Marina
Speaker 2: analyzed Presley Patsy dog yesterday, and Jack's dog Lunar, and
Speaker 2: my German shepherd dog Nische and my big cat Larry
Speaker 2: have been analyzed by Marina d. He's what she said
Speaker 2: about Larry, my big cat.
Speaker 18: He came to and said to him that he was
Speaker 18: a professor, and he was showing me that his glasses
Speaker 18: and that he was really scientific in his ways as
Speaker 18: a human. And then there's this but that thinking I
Speaker 18: got him like literally showing me this is so fun.
Speaker 18: He can literally lay down and then have a literally
Speaker 18: cigar in his mouth or I don't want to say,
Speaker 18: but like it's a joint in his mouth and just
Speaker 18: go let me relax.
Speaker 3: The easy going professor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense, doesn't Every cat looks like their
Speaker 2: stone when they flop around the house all day not
Speaker 2: doing anything. They sleep for most of the day. Then
Speaker 2: there's my German shepherd dog Niche what was she in
Speaker 2: her previous life.
Speaker 18: And the past life was a male soldier in the army.
Speaker 18: She can be very assertin TIV listens to her commands.
Speaker 18: She is probably the leader of the pack a little bit.
Speaker 18: So she's like that team leader where she'll sit in
Speaker 18: a corner and observe everyone.
Speaker 2: This is actually true actually, because we've got we've got
Speaker 2: another dog in a cat she is like the leader.
Speaker 2: She's at the German Shepherd dogs. They're like the alphas, right,
Speaker 2: And she does sit in the corner of the room. However,
Speaker 2: Marina d the Sidekickers, I have this to say about
Speaker 2: my dog, Nishia want to let her hair down.
Speaker 18: I did get a reference of Niche saying to me
Speaker 18: something about a leather black jacket. Sometimes I just want
Speaker 18: to be that cheek where she can let her head
Speaker 18: down and get on a Harley and just ride and go.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So this weekend, you know we're going to go
Speaker 2: out for writing and I know you took Prasy for
Speaker 2: a soft serve. I'm going to hire a Harley. You
Speaker 2: know it's a sidecars. Yes, I said that, just let
Speaker 2: her hair down, wear that black jacket, just be that
Speaker 2: rock chick that you want to be as well.
Speaker 7: She was.
Speaker 18: They used to communicate what's going on in the household
Speaker 18: and everything, and there was a reference to the younger
Speaker 18: energy or the female's energy in the house. And I
Speaker 18: do feel like you're always worry about them, and she
Speaker 18: keeps saying, tell my daddy, they're going to be okay,
Speaker 18: stop worrying. They're growing up. There was something to reference
Speaker 18: about piercing. So I don't know if there's a conversation
Speaker 18: about a piercing or a joke about a piercing or someone's.
Speaker 2: Pierc who wouldn't be worrying with that going on? Who
Speaker 2: wouldn't be worrying? I can't tell the dog is now
Speaker 2: telling me to calm down. They've got the teenagers and
Speaker 2: my wife telling me to calm down, and now my dog.
Speaker 2: I should also to say that Marina also said that Niche,
Speaker 2: my dog, can also predict the future. That's tough, isn't it.
Speaker 2: If you've got that power but you're unable to share it.
Speaker 2: It must be driving her nuts, something like she knows
Speaker 2: what's about to happen, but she can't communicate with me.
Speaker 2: All right, let's find out now about Jack's dog. Described
Speaker 2: Luna to everyone, Jackie boy A.
Speaker 3: Luna is a great border collie. And you guys, I
Speaker 3: felt like with Presley Nishe Larry, you guys got a
Speaker 3: great insight to your pets. They were great things as
Speaker 3: humans in a previous.
Speaker 2: Life, a soldier, a professor.
Speaker 3: I was a little bit underwhelmed with what Luna was
Speaker 3: in her previous life.
Speaker 18: She was telling me about her part's life, because she
Speaker 18: did have a parts life. She was showing me the
Speaker 18: reference to a bird in particular, bird was an eagle.
Speaker 12: Pretty cool, that's very magicical you guys had.
Speaker 3: Presley was a farmer.
Speaker 12: This is nothing exciting.
Speaker 2: Man, they're working the lands. That's eagle and majestica an
Speaker 2: amazing eagle, soaring highes. That's also about Luna staring as well.
Speaker 18: If you find a lot that Luna does come up
Speaker 18: and just wants to stare again. She was referencing that
Speaker 18: she was talking to a little baby and that the
Speaker 18: baby does understand.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's talking talking to.
Speaker 1: This is a nice Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This is an amazing story. A woman almost died when
Speaker 2: she was vacuuming her artificial lawn. Show me if you
Speaker 2: got artificial grass you know that's the end of maintenance,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Maintenance?
Speaker 2: I didn't know you're supposed to vacuum me.
Speaker 7: We do, do you?
Speaker 12: Chris gets a.
Speaker 2: I need video of that. Chris actually putting the Dicon
Speaker 2: on artificial lawn.
Speaker 12: He does a spot where Prisley does his business and it's.
Speaker 3: Like he's not trying to vacuum.
Speaker 2: Around that nice beautiful inside that you could see a
Speaker 2: transparent Dyson and it's tummy all those turns like a
Speaker 2: blender pooy smoothie. Anyway, so she got letrocuted.
Speaker 3: And sorry, she is right, She's.
Speaker 2: Okay in this. Obviously the thing that saved her life
Speaker 2: was a Puma rubber sliders. Great out of these Puma
Speaker 2: sliders now life savers. They obviously the rubber souls sat
Speaker 2: the earth turn. That's say it saved her life. Perhaps
Speaker 2: you wouldn't be here because of something that saved your life.
Speaker 12: My brothers we were playing Monopoly. I was still a baby.
Speaker 12: I can remember crawling.
Speaker 2: Along the grass Monopoly as a baby.
Speaker 12: No, I wasn't, but my two older brothers were.
Speaker 2: And what were you like the banker? Banker is a
Speaker 2: bit slow today.
Speaker 12: I was crawling along the floor there was a knife
Speaker 12: just crack, there was a knife. They're eating toast. It
Speaker 12: must have been the morning, and there was a knife
Speaker 12: on their plate. And I picked the knife up and
Speaker 12: went to put it in the.
Speaker 2: SOCKETI monopoly with knives. You be cheap, get the old knife.
Speaker 3: Out, give me your money.
Speaker 12: Changed, and my eldest brother pulled me back because I
Speaker 12: was going to put the knife in the socket.
Speaker 2: Wow, saved your life, Yes, he did, Mekayina, So I'm
Speaker 2: fascinated to hear your story. What happened?
Speaker 19: Yes, when I I was three years old, I was
Speaker 19: kneeboarding with my family and I'd fallen off the kneeboard
Speaker 19: and there was another boat that was coming straight for
Speaker 19: me who didn't actually see me in the water. So
Speaker 19: Dad had to speed down the river to try and
Speaker 19: wedge his boat between me and the other boat. That
Speaker 19: the boat didn't run over me.
Speaker 2: What a hero. That's incredible And what happened.
Speaker 19: So there was no collisions or anything like that, but
Speaker 19: there was definitely some words had between my dad and
Speaker 19: the other boat.
Speaker 9: He was not happy.
Speaker 2: That is an amazing story, Mikata, thank you very much
Speaker 2: for giving us a call. Let's go to Sharon.
Speaker 7: Now, when I was around about six or seven years old,
Speaker 7: we used to go down to Phillipilond for our holidays
Speaker 7: and there's a beach there called Red Rock, and I
Speaker 7: used to have these pair of bathers that Mum used
Speaker 7: to make me wear that had a big frill at
Speaker 7: the back on the bottom, and we used to go
Speaker 7: climbing up there into the rocks, up high on the cliff,
Speaker 7: and there was an opening that I started sliding down
Speaker 7: towards heading off the edge of the cliff, and my
Speaker 7: frill on these papers that I hated got caught on
Speaker 7: the branch and stuff and falling off page.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. You're literally saved by the thrills.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 7: Yep, that's my memory of it anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not just decorative, No central part of the bathing suit.
Speaker 2: Sharman, that is an amazing story.
Speaker 6: Yep, Trash, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for
Speaker 6: a fully loaded trailer of camping gear.
Speaker 2: This is great. I've got another rest tresh first play
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 6: A windy mountain road going really slowly around the corners,
Speaker 6: single lane. Someone's coming the other way around the blind
Speaker 6: corner really fast. My dad swerves the cargoes off the
Speaker 6: side of the mountain. The trailer is weighted with the
Speaker 6: camping gear and keeps us dangling there.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, this is a scene You've seen a movie,
Speaker 2: isn't it, where they're sort of just hovering on the
Speaker 2: edge of a precipice.
Speaker 3: How did you get back out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Mom and Dad got out. Were able to get us
Speaker 6: out really quickly.
Speaker 2: In that situation, it'd be so wide if I get out.
Speaker 2: This is getting lighter and you're in there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And a little while later a big, old dirty grader
Speaker 6: was coming round and was able to winch the car up.
Speaker 6: But if it wasn't for the trailer, were all the
Speaker 6: camping gear, and I still hate camping to.
Speaker 10: This day, wouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week is International Crime Stoppers Week, So today we're
Speaker 2: looking for your illegal bands, your contrabands.
Speaker 3: Very clever, thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, criminal bands are saying, who's on stage at
Speaker 2: first playing at the prison road Rage against the Machine? No,
Speaker 2: you have cut me up? Silver ben Folds, what's he
Speaker 2: in for? Yeah? Ben Folds five to ten years, No,
Speaker 2: don't be shy nine pinched nails. I know you didn't
Speaker 2: pay for them. Trent gold Strong on this Mega death
Speaker 2: Penalty Bronze and Ario Speeding Wagon. Slow down, guys, Ario
Speaker 2: Speeding Wagon. If you got Jackie Boy the criminal Man's
Speaker 2: he's on the stage at Crimfest.
Speaker 3: Who's on stage at the prison. It's inaccessory to murder?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gold the red hot chili purps.
Speaker 2: A perpetrator? Did you know it's Did you know it
Speaker 2: stood for perpetrator? Yeah? Where you went?
Speaker 7: P P.
Speaker 3: Pepper is trying to make it sound more like popteppers
Speaker 3: of Monsters and Men. You got to know the band
Speaker 3: of Monsters and Men?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, real, everyone really knows that band, rn't they? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Two thousand and three cool want their band back.
Speaker 3: And hunters and collectors without permits. I can't know. That's
Speaker 3: not a permit.
Speaker 2: That's a floppy one. Don't get a floppy one out.
Speaker 3: That's stiff.
Speaker 2: Feature new feature.
Speaker 3: I mean I was stiff.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't don't look at Rio and I as well
Speaker 2: when you're saying that, what's happened? What has happened? All right?
Speaker 2: Where were we? Criminal bands? Susmissing criminal behavior on the
Speaker 2: show right here? Criminal bands is what we're looking for.
Speaker 2: Who's on stage at crimp Vest justin scott pet shop
Speaker 2: lifting boys, Silver, fled Zeppelin They just took off patent plant.
Speaker 2: They have fled the scene. Silver plus system of a
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Speaker 2: well done Laura Clink one eighty two Gold, that's very good.
Speaker 2: Kerry Holes of Justice and notes. Silver crowded big house Gold, however, Kelly,
Speaker 2: no reasonable doubts.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 2: That's some Sam. That's a gold right.
Speaker 3: I didn't really be the bigger man say that.
Speaker 2: Come on, it's okay, so could have changed your mind?
Speaker 2: Gold where I am guilty, you're honor Silver praise that
Speaker 2: deserved the gold, match box twenty years. You're gonna go
Speaker 2: away for crimes against music? Silver but he stole Oh naughty.
Speaker 3: Billy, laughty boy, guardy boy.
Speaker 2: Ben Naked ladies in public, you can't do that. Put
Speaker 2: some pants on.
Speaker 3: Gold plus.
Speaker 2: That is Stephen Harris, well done, benckid ladies in public, robbery, Williams,
Speaker 2: naughty Robbie Williams, Tom Petty, theft, Silver, the Mummers and
Speaker 2: a popper cap in your ass.
Speaker 3: It will be hard to beat the go plus.
Speaker 2: Josh that goes on the mound Rushmore funniest ones of
Speaker 2: the week The Mummers and popper cap in your ass?
Speaker 2: That is so good, Josh, well done. Uh scam Halen,
Speaker 2: silver con Jovi, Silbil plus a Sultan pepper sprayed gold
Speaker 2: meatloaf with a file inside. Eh you know that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, bronze.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it takes them a while, listeners. Class A Phil Collins,
Speaker 2: Class A drugs. They're categorized into different they're graded in
Speaker 2: terms of being caught possession A Class A.
Speaker 3: Where's Phil Collins coming to it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, it's my bad Class A pil Collins. Oh sorry, Daniel,
Speaker 2: I screwed up. Oh the bronze is on me, Danny boy,
Speaker 2: I owe you a gold Sultan perjury mm hmm silver
Speaker 2: and a quitney spears? Can you have been let off
Speaker 2: a quitney spears?
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