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Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. I hope everyone's having all wonderful driver. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not.

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Speaker 2: In the nineties the waves in the nineties, there were waves.

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Speaker 1: You said, hope you're having a wonderful drive. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you're listening to this in your driving home, get the

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Speaker 1: boys life, listen to this in your own.

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Speaker 2: Better experience, said it's better experience.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like, yes, yes, Sorry, I've got a question,

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Speaker 3: and I've actually wanted to know this for a while.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever you just dipped into like I hope

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Speaker 3: you're having a wonderful drive home? Do you do that

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Speaker 3: outside of work?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, like when you're ordering a coffee,

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Speaker 1: no name on the strong latch, I hope you're having

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Speaker 1: a wonderful drive.

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Speaker 3: You diff into it so casually.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, it's only when I say I only

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Speaker 1: it's only when I say it's Will and Woddy. So

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Speaker 1: would you say if Woody and I walked into a

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Speaker 1: class classroom and they were doing a role call, will

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Speaker 1: you have here? And I'll be like, yeah, it's Will

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Speaker 2: We should set up situations. Someone has to say Will

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Speaker 1: I do There are other things that I take off

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Speaker 1: radio that I that I the other thing that time

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Speaker 1: in radio, I drag off explain that, like everything that

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Speaker 1: happens in my life, some always pulls me out on

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a radioause it's a radio.

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Speaker 1: In radio, you can't come on the radio and be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: five years ago, this happened.

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Speaker 4: No one cares.

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Speaker 1: So you always use idioms like just recently or last night,

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Speaker 1: last night, last night, maybe a bit of Mayo, but

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Speaker 1: like yeah, you do, or you try and you retell

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Speaker 1: that in group conversations and people will be like just

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Speaker 1: because the timelines won't add up. They'll be like, what

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Speaker 1: you're You're in Perth last week? And I'll be like, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was there three years ago. But doing

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Speaker 1: I catch myself anyway, twill wo hope you're a wonderful trum.

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Speaker 2: Play a song, get yourself out of there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that happens. What were you saying about the will

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Speaker 1: and what do you think you had an idea around

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Speaker 2: Damn situations. Put yourself in situation.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nice, George.

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Speaker 5: We should put ourselves in like try and create situations

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Speaker 5: where Will and Woody has said and then you can

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Speaker 1: In and go, hope you have a wonderful driver.

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Speaker 2: That would be funny?

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Speaker 1: Is that all I say? I don't even know that

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Speaker 1: I say it. That's all I say. I just hope

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean not for this bet it's quite funny.

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Speaker 1: No, but I mean like during the show, should I

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Speaker 1: should probably have a few more?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure, well let's workshop a few. Now what

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Speaker 3: else are you got?

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Speaker 2: I like this?

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Speaker 1: Um good after it?

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Speaker 2: Swilling Woody, nothing goes?

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Speaker 1: I hope you will.

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Speaker 2: And what eating birds are chirping? Would jip and chippin'

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Speaker 2: You know, just say anything and people go, yeah, Hi,

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Speaker 2: Willem Woody.

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Speaker 1: Home time, Yeah, home time time with the money at

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Speaker 2: There's the bell welcome home. Oh oh, I like that,

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Speaker 2: welcome home, Will well home you home on the show.

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Speaker 2: Once you're you feel I'm at home with the boys,

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Speaker 2: I'm at home. I'm at home with the boys. That

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Speaker 1: You're at home with the boys. Are you in your car? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But not always metaphorically, this is home, it's they are.

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Speaker 1: If you're streaming us from your house, you're either related

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Speaker 1: Your dad does, so he fell under the family. He

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Speaker 2: My mum also streams from home family.

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Speaker 1: His family, though she falls under the family. Look, we

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Speaker 6: We do.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, we do.

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Speaker 2: We love them, and we're going to get the numbers up.

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Speaker 1: No, No, they're streamers. They're not podcasts.

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Speaker 5: Stream if they if they stream at home, they're doubling

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Speaker 1: Their family and all their.

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Speaker 2: Great people.

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Speaker 1: I'm just all I'm saying is maybe, no, that's not

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Speaker 2: Great background noise, the boys, great background noise. Mid might

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Speaker 7: Driving work works and no, we're not doing the welcome

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Speaker 2: You're calling out losers, and.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of them. Aggressive. Try welcome home, just

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Speaker 2: Pretty good and warm. I feel like I'm part of it.

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Speaker 1: Willing Moody, welcome home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good will.

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Speaker 1: I'm home.

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Speaker 2: Knock knock the boys are here. That's the best. Knock

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Speaker 5: and definitely put in a knock knock the boys are here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you knock knock the boys are here.

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Speaker 2: The boys are here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, Well the Moody get after any swilling money

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Speaker 1: the crowd dad's sing? That was bad? That was bad?

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Speaker 2: Where the crawd dad sing? I mean reference.

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Speaker 1: I tried to go into it and just go don't

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Speaker 2: It's a book. It's a book.

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Speaker 1: It's a topical reference.

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Speaker 2: I said, what do you mean, don't worry, darling. Don't

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Speaker 1: No, because it's a topical movie. Don't worry darling. Is

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Speaker 1: I don't worry. Now is it going to be even strange?

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Speaker 2: I think if you say with enough confidence, people just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what I'm trying to think of another

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Speaker 1: thing that first comes to my mind? No, I'm overthinking

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Speaker 1: them now quick, don't they Let them come naturally. You

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Speaker 1: Uh, will buddy? Go after every swell the mondy. Don't

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Speaker 4: In the mouth.

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Speaker 1: You said it a bit faster, did I? Yeah, okayenunciate,

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Speaker 1: don't look at gift horse in the mouth. I'm over

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be. Well, we'll rest on it.

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Speaker 2: Sleep on it.

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Speaker 1: Sleeping Dogs live. Put the advice down.

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Speaker 2: Sleeping dogs. I don't mind that.

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Speaker 1: Sleeping dogs will.

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Speaker 2: Money, pack of dogs, Pack of dogs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to talk about the King Wolf's Woofy

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Speaker 2: white Law.

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Speaker 1: All right, that was ship out.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 2: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: You got Sam Fisher with us live in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Damn welcome.

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Speaker 4: Finally, I love that applause.

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Speaker 1: I think we've had about three three chats with you

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Speaker 1: that all been over zoom.

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Speaker 4: I know, no applause.

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Speaker 9: Then all I've been doing is speaking to I mean,

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Speaker 9: and that doesn't clap for me.

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Speaker 5: No, we actually we made you perform, didn't we. We

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Speaker 5: Bactically we give people like two minutes to write a song,

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Speaker 9: To watch the Food every Sunday, someone explaining American sports.

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Speaker 4: I really sang my heart out.

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Speaker 5: Is it true though, that you recorded it once and

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Speaker 6: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: That is the truth. But I'd do anything for you.

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Speaker 1: Guys reasonable Right now, the headphone jack's not working over there?

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Speaker 1: Are you the most reasonable person in the music industry?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say yes.

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Speaker 1: If I walked over there and slapped you in the face,

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Speaker 1: what would you do?

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Speaker 4: I would enjoy it, enjoy every every single second.

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Speaker 4: Come on every run of the mail. Come on, I'm

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Speaker 1: I didn't hit my.

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Speaker 4: Face really hurts, will just hit me?

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Speaker 1: Promise, brand new tune, all my loving We're going to

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Speaker 1: play the Someone Fall very very shortly. But I know

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Speaker 1: it comes from a know it comes from a place,

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Speaker 1: a pretty dark place.

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Speaker 9: Really when you wrote it, sound yeah, I mean someone

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Speaker 9: I loved very much was really upset with me, and

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Speaker 9: I was. So I wrote the song with Steve Mack

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Speaker 9: and he's like pop god, and so I just wanted

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Speaker 9: to write like a surface level, up tempo, happy banger.

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Speaker 9: And right before the session, I was told that I

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Speaker 9: and have a really honest conversation with myself. And because

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Speaker 9: because the last couple of years, like everything has been amazing.

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Speaker 9: I've been really grateful for all the success, but it's

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Speaker 9: all happened in a way. Well, like like we were

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Speaker 9: saying before, like I've been performing in my furniture for

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Speaker 9: three years, I've been able to be here away from here,

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Speaker 9: feel ungrateful for saying it sucked, but like, yeah, a

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Speaker 5: This was last year Sam Shannon Nole was singing the

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Speaker 1: Over us, Okay, okay, next thing, Next thing. A kid,

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Speaker 1: Housing night in the watchhouse.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, but you've all nine months way now. It was

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Speaker 4: That's not the one Australia's.

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Speaker 7: On that.

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Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure to have you here. Congratulations on everything,

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Speaker 1: Then, I'll slap You's the Will and Woody podcast. Woods. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're having a baby soon. Very exciting, very very exciting.

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Speaker 2: I'm very much ready to meet her.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think we all are. We all are now.

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Speaker 1: The big question is thirty mine and six five love

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 9: Can?

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Speaker 1: You? Does it need to be so serious?

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Speaker 2: Do you believe you can?

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Speaker 2: Just wouldn't you start playing with the bed.

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Speaker 1: So the boring part about I'll explain the boring the

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Speaker 1: But the games begin. Oh, twenty years of that yet

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stop shooting me with the nerf gun, get it?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, every day that gets funnier every day. I

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Speaker 2: We got your nurses, what do you I'll do it

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Speaker 1: I got your nose, there goes. I haven't got your waters.

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Speaker 1: As I won the finance, She's like, oh my god,

450
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 1: I think my contractions are back, and then you started

451
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,199
Speaker 1: contracting again. Yeah, So I'd really love to know. I mean,

452
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: that's that's yeah, that was the bit of fun that

453
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 1: I brought to the birth suite. Yeah, and brought some

454
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 1: cards who did a couple of tricks on them as well.

455
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 1: Where is it big your guard any card?

456
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 4: All right?

457
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,159
Speaker 1: Can you bring a bit of funder the birth suit?

458
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 1: And I actually love to hear is obviously two guys

459
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 1: talking about it. So I'd love to hear from some

460
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: women on this front of was it successful on the

461
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 1: one hand when your partner brought a bit of fun

462
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 1: of the birth suite or do they try and bring

463
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 1: a bit of fun to the birth suite, and you

464
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: absolutely send them some caution retails.

465
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 5: Would be good too, because I'm about to go into

466
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 5: the birth in suite. So great ideas, I'll take them.

467
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,199
Speaker 5: Bad ideas will take them.

468
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,159
Speaker 1: Can you bring fun of the birth?

469
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 8: Sweet?

470
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,239
Speaker 1: We do it up next. Can you have a bit

471
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,719
Speaker 1: of fun in the birth suite? I love to hear

472
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 1: from you guys. So there's a line here. I'm insined

473
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 1: to know where the line is. Was you having a

474
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 1: baby really soon?

475
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 2: It feels like a high risk play. That's what I'm

476
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 2: taking from this.

477
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 5: Sure your card game worked, worked a trick and well played,

478
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 5: so distracted.

479
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: I was well played ten hands to none, but.

480
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 2: More importantly, it distracted your beautiful partner. Then the contraction started.

481
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the idea. Have you got any

482
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 1: You got any gangs? No?

483
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 2: I don't, and that's why I want to pair a

484
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 2: quick five.

485
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: No.

486
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 2: I just think a bit of standup in the delivery

487
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 2: room is going to be a pretty cold room.

488
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: You do it to mim two gags that she hasn't

489
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: heard before, Just prep them.

490
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 2: She'said all my gags. You know, she's heard all my game.

491
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 1: But you might have like some fresh gear.

492
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 5: I could do it bespoke to the delivery room. I

493
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 5: think she would kill me if I if I make

494
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 5: a joke, if I stand up, get a mic.

495
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,919
Speaker 2: You know, can I, guys get like a carryok machine

496
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 2: or something and do that in the court. She would

497
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: kill me. Yeah, she would definitely kill me.

498
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: Not while the not while the heavy labors happening, just

499
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: early on we.

500
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 5: Got Maddie here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Maddie,

501
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 5: did your partner try to bring a bit of fun

502
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 5: to the birthing?

503
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 6: Sweet? He did, he did, But I just wanted to say,

504
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 6: I just absolutely love your strong life. Was not even

505
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 6: letting your wife win a cooka game or card even

506
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 6: in the middle of giving birth.

507
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: Love it in the middle of showing off nature and

508
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 1: all its glory, survival, the fittest there, you know.

509
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, So why not even that?

510
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: Why not she's about to push out a baby. I mean,

511
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: she can't win a card game, she can't push out

512
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: a baby.

513
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 6: Don't let her hear that. Don't let her hear that.

514
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 2: What's the fun that your partner brought to the birth?

515
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 11: In SA So we were on.

516
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 6: Our third baby. So I was already stressed out, but

517
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 6: already kind of relaxed.

518
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 2: Oh, your partner's got you hung up? The phone wasn't

519
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: heavy with the story.

520
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: That story can't go anywhere. What happened that she genuinely

521
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: disconnected fell off the cliff? Well, hopefully not, but you

522
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: know what I mean.

523
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 2: That's got a viv Viv. We're talking about a medical

524
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 2: hang up. She fell to a trap door. Yeah, weird timing.

525
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: We will catch up with me. I hope she's okay.

526
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 11: Viv.

527
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 2: Did you have a bit of fun in the delivery room?

528
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 13: Well, I certainly did well thought of in between contractions,

529
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 13: but I don't think my husband did.

530
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 2: So why why didn't he have fun?

531
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 10: Well, because you know this was with my first one.

532
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 13: Yeah, sure, and we had all the nice music and

533
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 13: the light and everything like there, and then as the

534
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 13: contractions got more painful, it's like, oh my god, you did.

535
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 4: This to me.

536
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 13: And then sort of in between I asked him for

537
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 13: my hair brush, and then it was a bit confused,

538
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 13: and every time after I had a contraction, I whacked.

539
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 6: In with it the hairbrush, making him suffer because I

540
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 6: had to.

541
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've actually said that to me, whacked him with

542
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: the hairbrush thanks to call Viv.

543
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've said that to him.

544
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: What's that?

545
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 2: Well?

546
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 5: I said to her, like, if I'm if I'm going

547
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 5: through physical pain, I quite like to hit something.

548
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: And I said, if I need to be a punching,

549
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 2: just whack me as hard as you can.

550
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 10: Really.

551
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, How was she about that?

552
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 2: She was like, awesome. Really, I'm pretty pumped about that.

553
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: Because I wasn't in the position where Viv was, in

554
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 1: the position where she was abusing her partner.

555
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say she was abusing.

556
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: She said, you did this to me and then hit

557
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: him with her hair brush.

558
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: Abusive?

559
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: How would you deal with that sort of approach?

560
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 5: The way I'm going into the delivery, even if what

561
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 5: mim is saying to me, I think is it's not

562
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 5: not a fair attack.

563
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: I'm just happy to cop whatever you want to throw

564
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 2: at me. Make sure that you can go through exactly.

565
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 1: Take issue in the burst.

566
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 5: So she wants to kick me in the balls, Bang,

567
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 5: take your best shot, kick me in the balls. And

568
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 5: she says to me, open run it. Run at that

569
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 5: brick wall as hard as you can, head first.

570
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: Not a problem.

571
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: But why because because if she goes, you've turned your

572
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: masochisms come involved here. If you want to punish me

573
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: in the birthtuait, I've got a briefcase. Let's use the winner.

574
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: You expect me. You want to go for the hammer,

575
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: Go for the hammer, all right, slightly stab me. It's

576
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: just a flash roads.

577
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: In your bill, a bit fly and you're after a boost,

578
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 1: then lit it up to this tin bit baby.

579
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 4: It's a tid bit.

580
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: It's will do we day till health Ti tid bit baaby.

581
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 4: Bit baby.

582
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: Had that in my head this morning. I was singing

583
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: it to my daughter as I was changing her nappy.

584
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, nice tid bit time today.

585
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,479
Speaker 1: Pretty excited about tidbit times. I couldn't have arrived at

586
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: a better time. I had the day off yesterday. Ash London,

587
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: the beautiful Ash London filled in for me. Thank you

588
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: again Ash for having my back, saving my bacon h

589
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 1: and thank you too my whole team. Actually, you guys

590
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: are amazing always cover for me when I am in

591
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: that sort of a spot, and I really apprec shat

592
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: it because it would have been There's no way it

593
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: could have come in. So the reason I'm bringing this

594
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: up because I wanted to try and get a positive

595
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: out of it if I can, and if that's and

596
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: that's trying to help you guys. Maybe if you what

597
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: I call need a break glass in case of emergency day. So,

598
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: yesterday for me was a pretty tell tale you're not

599
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: going anywhere sort of a day in classic will fashion.

600
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 5: Sorry, what does that look like when you say it

601
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 5: was you knew it was one of those days from

602
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 5: the moment you woke up or so what happens?

603
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 1: Great question, and this is my I've got three steps

604
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: to the break glass in case of emergency day. Step one,

605
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: if you're going to set up a break glass in

606
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: case of emergency day, get people, Get one or two

607
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: people who are going to be able to tell you

608
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: that you need to have a break glass in case

609
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: of emergency day. Because very very hard to call yourself.

610
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: And if you like me or like a lot of people,

611
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: really you feel like you're letting everyone down by not

612
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: coming to work and you're going to you know the

613
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 1: world's going to end. Effectively, you really need people, one

614
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: or two people close to you to just say very firmly,

615
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 1: this is not happening today. And because I often wake

616
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: up if I'm feeling depressed and I'll kind of counteract it,

617
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: so I'll be like, oh no, it's like I'll subconsciously, no,

618
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,959
Speaker 1: it's there. I just do all the normal things doubly.

619
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: Is hard to make sure it goes away.

620
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, as I always a little bit.

621
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 1: As I always say about depression. If you're depressed, it's

622
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: raining outside, So if you're going to go outside, you're

623
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: just going to get wet. It was raining. I was

624
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 1: trying to go outside, but I was going to get wet,

625
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: get very very wet.

626
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 5: So my partner just said to me, this is going

627
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 5: on so yesterday morning, though, So you're pretending that everything's

628
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 5: fine and that your partner's able to go.

629
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: You're pretending absolutely. Yeah, And there's certain things that I

630
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: can't make decisions. I'm not very good at communicating in general.

631
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: We can't hold eye contact for very long, get frustrated

632
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: very quickly at little things, those sorts of things, and

633
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: so I rely on either Sam more or if I

634
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: get all the way into work and seven doesn't raise

635
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: the flag, then you raise the flag woods So then

636
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: when you have that chat and then I'll go home.

637
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: So that's the first thing I would say in a

638
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: break break glass in case of emergency day. I know

639
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: that's a big thing to build up over time. If

640
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: you haven't got a partner, maybe the person you sit

641
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: next to at work, maybe one of your.

642
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 5: Family members, if you're feeling a bit off, Because even

643
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 5: you messaged myself and Captain Poopants at about ten eleven

644
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 5: o'clock in the morning whatever, and you basically said, I'm

645
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 5: having a tough day.

646
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: I'm having a day.

647
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 5: But even in that message, you were going, look, I

648
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 5: can't come in early, but I can get in it

649
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 5: three o'clock and then I can do the show.

650
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: And so that's that what you're talking about. Before you

651
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: would feel guilty you go and let people down, but

652
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: then I guess.

653
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: You already feel like the biggest burden in the world,

654
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: and the key you're burdening more people.

655
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, so the way that poop Pants and I handle

656
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 5: that is well, no, you're not coming in, and just

657
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 5: that's just what you're saying.

658
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: Take the decision out of your hand.

659
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 5: So if someone like you says, so, if someone says

660
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 5: to you, yes, hey, not having struggling, but I'm going

661
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 5: to come in, yes, it's sort of on the person

662
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 5: they're telling to go no, no, no, don't.

663
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: I think so I would be very surprised if you've

664
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: got someone who's really struggling with their mental health who's

665
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: got the ability. And I'm sure a lot of people

666
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: in management would already know this. It's very rare that

667
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: they're going to be able to go. I need to

668
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: take the day it would normally be, I'm doing my

669
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: best to raise the white flag. I'll go fifty percent

670
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: of the way. I need you to take the other

671
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: fifty percent off me, because you just don't want to

672
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: be a burden on people. That's the big that's the

673
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: big issue with the mental health crisis is the only

674
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: that we're feeling like a burden on someone that we

675
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: don't want to tell them. So you kind of get halfway.

676
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: What I did with you guys.

677
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: I flagged it, and then I was like, I could

678
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: do it from home, or I could just come in

679
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: for the show, or I'm just trying to give you

680
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: guys options. I need someone to say to me, no,

681
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: just you, no, you can't do that, or as I

682
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: said to you, I can come in and it will

683
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: be a train wreck, which no one wants.

684
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: And that's going to make it worse for you, me,

685
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: everyone listening.

686
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to be on the radio yesterday. So

687
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: that's the first one. Get someone to tell you that

688
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: that this is going on and you need to take

689
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: the time. And again, if it's not your partner, it

690
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: might be your parents, the person you sit next to.

691
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: If you know it, I think I'm goringing to put

692
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: this plan together. People that are anxious or depressed or

693
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: you know, have sort of crippling mental health conditions that

694
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: force them into a spot where they need to take

695
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: a date, whatever that is. I know there's all sorts

696
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: of textures of them. The next one is for me,

697
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: and I can do the other two really quickly. Don't worry.

698
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: First one, put the war down, is what I say

699
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: to myself. Just stop trying to do things. You're just

700
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: not going to do it very well, and you're going

701
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: to do it badly, and you're going to get angry

702
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,239
Speaker 1: at yourself that you didn't do it right, and then

703
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: it's just going to get a lot worse. So I'm

704
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: not allowed to achieve anything, or do anything, or even

705
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: try and achieve anything. It's actually funny as well. The

706
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: first thing I did was I was like, well, I

707
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: finish writing this book on the weekend, So I was like,

708
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: oh no, what I'll do I'll organize my record collection.

709
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: I got halfway through, like and I nearly blew up,

710
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: and then I was like, damn it, damn it, damn it.

711
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm meant to put down the war, not pick up

712
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: another war.

713
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 11: Yeah.

714
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: Right, so this ties in with number three, after I've

715
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: put down the war.

716
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, because I have a question there, because I

717
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 5: appreciate it's easy to say put down the war, but

718
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 5: I sometimes I try to tell my pregnant partner to

719
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 5: put down the war when she's the different reasons why

720
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 5: she shouldn't be picking up the war, and that is

721
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 5: that she's physically struggling because she's thirty six weeks pregnant.

722
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 5: What do you go and do then if you're not

723
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 5: fighting the war, because then you've got this like nothingness,

724
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 5: And I know that nothingness feeling can be really bad

725
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 5: because it's like I'm not.

726
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: Achieving anything, I'm not doing anything.

727
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm exactly exactly, what do you do? Great, so you've

728
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: tied it straight into the next one, So put down

729
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: the war exactly. And if I'm standing there and I go, well,

730
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: what the hell am I going to do with myself?

731
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: I hate myself. I've got nothing else to do with

732
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: my idle hands. Idle hands are the devil's hands, which

733
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: is obviously naturally if we're talking suicide, that can also

734
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: be something that you know is really important as well,

735
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: that you need to get in touch with someone, or

736
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: in this instance for me, it's get out of the house.

737
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: Thirteen eleven fourteen, by the way, is the lifeline number

738
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: if anyone needs to contact them and speak to them now.

739
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: But get get out of the house. Get out and

740
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: stay out, no matter how hard that is. I remember

741
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: when we were in Perth and I said mental health,

742
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: there's I'd be putting my runners on, like crying, putting

743
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: my runners on, being like I just need to get

744
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah, it's so important. It's so important

745
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: to get out of the house. Because I'm away from

746
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: the house, I can't pick up the war in that instance,

747
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: it's just me walking. And second of all, I can't

748
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: you know, I can't hurt myself, so you know that's

749
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: the other thing.

750
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, okay, let's get out of the house.

751
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: Get someone to tell you step one, what's what's going on,

752
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: or get someone to bow you out, Get someone close

753
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: enough to you that you know can give you the

754
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: green card to have the day. Second, put down the war.

755
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to do a normal day.

756
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: Stop trying, get off your emails. Just put down the war.

757
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: And thirdly, as soon as you put down the war,

758
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: get the hell out of the house. I went. I

759
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: literally walked for like normally to me, it just me

760
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: walking ten k yesterday.

761
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all I did. It's not that impressive ten k.

762
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 4: You were.

763
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 2: I wasn't tried to know.

764
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: It was a mental healthy it was a subtle buster

765
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: failed will.

766
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 4: That's the more.

767
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: In just a bit the Will and Woody podcast, The King.

768
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 5: Will, But I want to talk about the King, King Charles,

769
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 5: who on his first day of work, he's got his

770
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 5: new reign.

771
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 2: He's pretty pumped. He puts on his royal jocks.

772
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: He's just like here we have his King jocks, set

773
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: out with't he yeap what I smash the emergency glass?

774
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 2: Time to wear the King jocks.

775
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 5: Chuck him on Charlie or someone chuck him on me.

776
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 5: IM not sure how it works, but obviously pumped first

777
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 5: day is king.

778
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: He's excited. So he goes to this signing ceremony.

779
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 5: One of the perks of being king you get to

780
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 5: go to these things, and he's signing important documents, royal documents.

781
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: Ascending to royal documents, the king's ascension.

782
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 2: So he's signing there, Wilbur.

783
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 5: He's they're pretty important documents, I dare say, yeah, probably,

784
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 5: oh yeah, pretty important documents. And anyway, he goes to

785
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 5: sign it, he puts the wrong date on the form,

786
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 5: so it was September twelve, but he wrote September thirteen.

787
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,240
Speaker 2: So he's cocked that up, first duck. So he's already

788
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 2: a bit angry.

789
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: It's his first duck. He cocked his first duck.

790
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah he is.

791
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 5: And then he goes to sign his name, but his

792
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 5: pen breaks, and then his pen starts leaking all over

793
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 5: the document.

794
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 2: And amazingly, they've got some audio of the moment.

795
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Every stinking time. How about Captain obvious Parker bowls there

796
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: in the corner. It's I can see it, I can

797
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: see it. I can see that you're the king, mate,

798
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: get a decent pen.

799
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: I know it's your first.

800
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 5: Maybe I got to bust out the new bick there,

801
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 5: don't she's gone with the old pin aw.

802
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: He never fountain pin oh, he'd had like a that's

803
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: what the ink moon running everywhere to be like would

804
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: have been carved Yeah, from the oldest known elephant in Africa,

805
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: like it will be sure a beautiful pandem, I'm sure.

806
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 5: Anyway, shocking, shocking first day for the king and that

807
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 5: is what I want to talk about right now.

808
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: And numbers thirteen one oh six thinker, were you like

809
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 2: the king on your first day of work? Did you

810
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 2: have an absolute shocker? What went wrong on the first

811
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: day of work? Friend of mine googs as what we

812
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 2: call he loves eggs. He loves eating eggs, the big

813
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 2: five and he had to move a big client's car.

814
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: So he's in a big meeting.

815
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 5: He's the new guy, and he goes, you can just

816
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 5: go and move the big client's car anyway, drives this

817
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 5: Mercedes straight into a path.

818
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 8: Good.

819
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: That was the monster loves an egg That was his

820
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 2: first day of work. So thirteen one oh six five

821
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: is the number what went wrong on the first work

822
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: for you?

823
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 5: Thirteen one oh six y five is our number? What

824
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 5: went wrong on the first day of work? Were you

825
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 5: like our new king who, unfortunately he was signing some

826
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 5: royal documents on his first day pretty humped being the

827
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 5: new king and whatnot? He signed the wrong date for starters,

828
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 5: and then his pen started spilling ink and didn't work

829
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 5: when he tried.

830
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 2: To sign it. So he's really ballsed at wilbur on

831
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: his first date.

832
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: So were you with the ball point?

833
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: You've done that twice?

834
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the first one I said was the

835
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: king cock the first doc. Yeah, it's a different one.

836
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: No, I mean you've done it two different ones on

837
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 2: the same bit.

838
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Just wordplay. That's outrageously good, classy wordplay.

839
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: And I would like to let austraight know. He didn't

840
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: write that down. No, they didn't set that up. That

841
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 2: wasn't a set.

842
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just shooting from the hippole we got

843
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: the didn't play the audio. It does make me, It

844
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: does make me. It really does make the bit where

845
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 1: Camilla Parker balls goes it's going everywhere.

846
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 4: And he goes, it's going everywhere.

847
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 2: What happens every stinking time?

848
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: Stop using that anything. I just said, you're the king mate,

849
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: you can have you could have any pin. You're like

850
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: every stinker. What's the bit that he does in the

851
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: middle where he goes.

852
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 2: I think he said bloody bloody thing. Oh he goes. God,

853
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 2: I hate this.

854
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 5: You've got the transmit and he goes, oh god, I

855
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 5: hate this, and then Camilla goes, oh, look it's going

856
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 5: everywhere and I was like, yeah, no, ship shall and

857
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 5: then Charles goes, I can't.

858
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: Bear this bloody thing. That's what he says.

859
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 5: Just get an Let's go to Christie now thirty one

860
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 5: O six five. Christy, you had a shocker on your

861
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 5: first work.

862
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 13: I did.

863
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 8: I'm a support worker and Alie, I work for a

864
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 8: totally blind client. And I said to him when I

865
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 8: was directing him into the bathroom, do you want me

866
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 8: to turn the light on for you?

867
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 14: Oh?

868
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 4: Wow? Wow? Oh wow?

869
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 2: Did christ He laughed, was.

870
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 8: Very funny, and I'm like, I'm so sorry. He goes,

871
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 8: it's all right, don't worry.

872
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, Christie. Thanks cool. Love that love bit

873
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: of human there, cracking cool.

874
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 2: Let's go to to lease here to leise what happened

875
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 2: on your first work.

876
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 6: So I was looking at KT and then I stood

877
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 6: gravy on my hand on the very first day and

878
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 6: I hid it for about an hour and it was

879
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 6: stinging so bad. And then I go to like the girl.

880
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 8: Another worker finds me and she goes, what had you done?

881
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 10: Just please, please, And then I just.

882
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 15: Three weeks off and he just goes, I'm so disappointed

883
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 15: in you, and I thought I was going to be

884
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 15: creamed up to leise.

885
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 2: You just spilled a bit of gravy, right, It's not

886
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: that bad on my hand.

887
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 8: So you had a bit of gravy on your hand,

888
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 8: and you really hot steaming gravy from the like as

889
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 8: soon as you make it, it was boiling.

890
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 5: But is this like a horrible offense spilling a bit

891
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 5: of gravy in the kitchen? Like what sort of bloody

892
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 5: like operation of a running back there?

893
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 2: At KF? We love, we love KF, we love the products,

894
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 2: and no further questions to Let's go to Sammy here.

895
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: Prosecution rests.

896
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: Sammy. Sammy, you're a landscaper. You had a shocker on

897
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 2: your first day.

898
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 15: Hi, boys, on my on my first day, I was

899
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 15: the combat works we do a private school, and I

900
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 15: was up in a high place. I slipped and I

901
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 15: cut myself with the hand head you along my thigh

902
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 15: about five centimeters deep, and I fell onto the floor,

903
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 15: passed out and blood everywhere until one of the teachers

904
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 15: found me. Oh, Sammy with and top it off in

905
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 15: the preschool area as well, which I did kind of

906
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 15: petrify some kids.

907
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, what did you? What did you say?

908
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: You got in your league there?

909
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 4: Sam? What was it?

910
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 15: You know the handheld hedger that you use that landscapers

911
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 15: us which are quite which would yeah, sharpened every morning

912
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 15: and shop every morning?

913
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: Did you?

914
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 2: Sammy?

915
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 4: Did you?

916
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,959
Speaker 2: Also? Did you cut your shirt?

917
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: Samurais mate their hedges, they take it to you.

918
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 15: So I was wearing pants and I cut ob got

919
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 15: straight through the pants. I got one paint leg under

920
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 15: my legs, one quite quite upper thigh, so luckily the

921
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 15: pants was tight, so nothing else.

922
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, a hedged nuts totally?

923
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: What happened?

924
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 4: Happened?

925
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: Have your heads your nuts?

926
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 2: Let's got a Nikki here, Nikki you're a lifeguard. You

927
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 2: had a shocker first as well?

928
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 4: Whatever?

929
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 6: My life guy to port ALV and B.

930
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 12: And on my first day I let a little boy.

931
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 11: Flight away to covert rape here.

932
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: Jesus in support for the bay Jesus Christ. Was he

933
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah?

934
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 6: I got sixteen?

935
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: How did you let him float away?

936
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 4: Though?

937
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: Like when you saw it, put the kettle on? What's that.

938
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 10: Was too busy?

939
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 6: Look at the other lifecub Yeah, you.

940
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: Were checking out other lifeguards. So you were checking out

941
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,479
Speaker 2: other sexy lifeguards and let a boy float away.

942
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: Not very by the way, but no one that's been

943
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: to Port Melbourne Beach. It's a it's a bay like

944
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 1: it's it's a mill pond.

945
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: He must have.

946
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: How long did it take him to fly to the Pnicky.

947
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 6: In the nineties?

948
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,240
Speaker 1: Six five? How old was the food that you found?

949
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: Love to hear from you, guys. The reason we're talking

950
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: about this actually beautiful, beautiful, something beautiful that's happening in

951
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: London at the moment. It's beautiful. Obviously the Queen died

952
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: recently and everybody mourners in London are putting out Paddington

953
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: bears and marmaladesandes.

954
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's adorable because that's what Paddington Beer likes

955
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 5: to wait, right beers.

956
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: Lots of the Marline sanders and if you remembering the

957
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: laid up to the Olympics, the quin and Pengine beer

958
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: to just sketch as well. When you know they ate

959
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: marmline sandwiches.

960
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 3: Together, perhaps you would like a marmalade sandwich. I always

961
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 3: keep one for emergencies, so do I I keep mine

962
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 3: in here.

963
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: For later? Super cute that. Yeah, essentially, there's just people

964
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 1: who are leaving marmaline sandwiches all over and in and around,

965
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: backing bells.

966
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 16: I just want to bring you a little bit of advice.

967
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 16: Let's come from the Royal Parks this morning. They are

968
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 16: suggesting that there are enough paddingtons and marmalade sandwiches in

969
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 16: the parks at the moment, so please feel free to

970
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 16: bring flowers, but maybe don't bring any more paddingtons or

971
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 16: marmalade sandwiches.

972
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: So polite about it wasn't so British In Australia, it'd

973
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: be like piss off. Stop bringing the food. It's attracting

974
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 1: animals there. Maybe maybe maybe desist with the marmalade sanwiches

975
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: and the baddings and bears free lunch though, I mean,

976
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: if you forgot your lunch.

977
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: Oh super handy, right, And you think if you're if

978
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: you're leaving a.

979
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: Marble sand the sea of Mumbled's and.

980
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 5: You'd make a good one, right If I'm marmalade sandwich,

981
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 5: you can see it? No, no, yesterday are there are

982
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 5: millions of people down there. I want my marmalade sandwich

983
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 5: looking bloody good on display there.

984
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: Would you say you'd have one, you'd have one of

985
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: the marmalines. Savagis.

986
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's a tribute to the Queen.

987
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 1: Mate.

988
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: No, but if they're saying you've got to clear them,

989
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 2: then I go like, I'll do my civil duty. Came

990
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: there and chack a few.

991
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: It's it's actually going to be people down there, of

992
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: course smashing those children be down there, absolutely and called

993
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: thirty one or six five, And what happened.

994
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 14: So was the end of the school year, and I

995
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 14: got home from school, popped my bag in the closet,

996
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 14: didn't think twice about it. Comes the next start of

997
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 14: the next school year. I think I was going from

998
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 14: the ninety seventy's back. Picked up the bag to prepare

999
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 14: it for the week after the starting school and opened

1000
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 14: the bag and there is something growing inside the bag.

1001
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 8: Couldn't tell you what sand which it was.

1002
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 14: You could tell that there was a banana in there.

1003
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 6: But banana had made babies.

1004
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 2: It was disgusting, your babies crying in the background.

1005
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: There she's devastating the banana's baby. She's kept it. Hope

1006
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: you called it, Eric, Josh's killed them. Thirty one and

1007
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: sixty five. A little bit of an ABC kid's reference

1008
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: there for anyone that missed it. Josh on thirty six.

1009
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: It's the oldest piece of food you found, mate, am

1010
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: I on? Yeah, man, you're a live my name is,

1011
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: you're on the shower, go for it. Hey, you guys,

1012
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: good home.

1013
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 11: So basically I was fifteen at the time. It was

1014
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 11: me two of my other mates and we're all sitting

1015
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 11: on the bed. We're watching watching a footy or we'll

1016
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 11: playing FIFA. Yeah, and how you just come back from

1017
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 11: a cruise there? Yeah, your friend, yeah, my mate, and

1018
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 11: we found this mysterious bottle one then.

1019
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: I see his bad interesting, I said, what's that?

1020
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 11: And then it's strawberry milk that he's left in a

1021
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 11: power aid bottle six months ago. It's turtles of milk

1022
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 11: in at buzzy hair in it.

1023
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 4: We did what you do?

1024
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 11: What I just sak a bunch of curious assist Why

1025
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 11: don't we open it? That's what happened. We opened a bottle.

1026
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 11: Explode everywhere, explode. Yeah, Oh mama had.

1027
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 4: To go home.

1028
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 8: He says, way too.

1029
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 11: You'm gonna got a lot expressing getting.

1030
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: This wild, all these stories it isdible viscal response.

1031
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 2: To that, that is that is amazing science though that is.

1032
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 2: As soon as it hit oxygen, bang like a bomb.

1033
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 4: It's there.

1034
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: You go. Next time they're insurgents, you can make sure

1035
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: they're stocked up with some old stewdry milks.

1036
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: It's smart, right.

1037
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: Joeanne's called on.

1038
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 10: Oh so we're on a like a family trip. Got

1039
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 10: the kids some takeaway food. My two year old daughter

1040
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 10: at the time dropped one of her nuggets and we thought, oh, yeah,

1041
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 10: we'll find it. Couldn't find it. Went to sell the

1042
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 10: car about thirteen years later.

1043
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: No, jokesteen years eighteen, your daughter's fifteen thirteen.

1044
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 8: Wow, thirteen years later.

1045
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 10: Wow, Yeah, we'll vacuuming out the car.

1046
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.

1047
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 10: And then my husband goes, no, and I said, what

1048
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 10: he goes, there's the nugget that we couldn't find. It

1049
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 10: fell into the groove of the car and there was

1050
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 10: like a little gap and it's gone underneath. And because

1051
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 10: my car seats could fold down, I never folded them

1052
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 10: down because I had car seats in there and things

1053
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 10: like that, And as they got older, it was there

1054
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 10: and it looked perfect like awaiver and eat it?

1055
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 4: Did you eat it?

1056
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: Did you eat it?

1057
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 3: No?

1058
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 8: Of course not, but it looks good.

1059
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 10: Was about it and told everybody it was it looked perfect's.

1060
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: Astonishing, that's that's terrifying. Also, oh no, but it's good stuff.

1061
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a great product they make.

1062
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 2: Oh there was no mention of restaurant. There was, was it? No,

1063
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: there wasn't. Absolutely was not.

1064
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: Let's got a bread here, Brad, God, you find under

1065
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: the couch, quickly take us home.

1066
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 12: We found a two months old chicken foot.

1067
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,479
Speaker 2: Chicken foot.

1068
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, we had a.

1069
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 12: Bit of a shindigua nine and one of the boys

1070
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 12: so it would be funny to bring around some chicken free.

1071
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 12: So we uh bowed them up and then had a

1072
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 12: kitty cat that dragged them around the house for a

1073
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 12: couple of months.

1074
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 2: So then so then it got to the car.

1075
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: It's the.

1076
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 12: Not the car.

1077
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 2: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

1078
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: Right now, we've still got at least fifteen thousand dollars

1079
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 1: maybe that's overs somewhere between ten and fifteen thousand dollars.

1080
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: Is it less than ten less than ten thousand dollars

1081
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: to give away. It's called popping popcorn.

1082
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 5: Don't stop the pop with popping microwave popcorn.

1083
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: Find it in the chip style of all major retailers.

1084
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 4: Don't stop the part.

1085
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 2: So ber razy, Maddie. We're going to check some popcorn.

1086
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: We are going made good good, We're going to.

1087
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 5: Check some popping microwave popcorn in the microwave here, Okay,

1088
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 5: that just starts churning.

1089
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: Then some monetary figures are going to be read out.

1090
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: We're not actually going to put the popcorn in the microwave, but.

1091
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 12: There the mind, Maddie.

1092
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 5: It's just a sound effect at the end of the day.

1093
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 5: But Maddie, so monetary figures will be read out. You

1094
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 5: need to yell out stop before the microwave dings, and

1095
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 5: then you win that amount of ca Actually good.

1096
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 12: To good legends, Let's get cracked.

1097
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: Whe's where's the cash going, Maddie?

1098
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 6: Gold clubs boys?

1099
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 10: Oh what you what?

1100
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: Have you had your eye on?

1101
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 12: Anything that makes me hit straighter than what I hit?

1102
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 10: Now?

1103
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Maddie, here we go make good luck.

1104
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 17: Seventy eight dollars, one hundred and twenty four dollars, two

1105
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 17: hundred and thirty dollars, two hundred and ninety dollars.

1106
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh, two hundred and ninety bucks, Mattie, are you joking?

1107
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 13: Really?

1108
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: Staying?

1109
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 10: Mate?

1110
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 14: The legends?

1111
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: All right, mate, that's all.

1112
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: That's how much a club's Maddie, that's all you needed?

1113
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 15: Well, yeah, I don't know you took all.

1114
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 12: I sort of just bought a drama.

1115
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 15: So just trying to do individual things again.

1116
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 12: It's meant to help me hit straight. I know they're

1117
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 12: not going to make ridiculous Hey, let's.

1118
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: Have a crack and there we got hundred and ninety

1119
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: bucks for an individ your club.

1120
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, drivers, I think I paid five or six horses.

1121
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 15: Jeez, that's annoying a little bit, cha, five hundred.

1122
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 2: I'll enjoy, enjoy, enjoy your five straight.

1123
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: Jesus, didn't you? Hobby? Mate?

1124
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: All right, can got to Maddie.

1125
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: That will be back again tomorrow. Don't stop the pipe well,

1126
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: thanks for pop and popcorn. Don't stop the pop with

1127
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: pop and microwave popcorn front of the chips ale of

1128
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: all major retails.

1129
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: What's up?

1130
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,479
Speaker 2: I's gon't believe he stoppedt tw hundred ninety pucks.

1131
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: That was outrageous.

1132
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: Philly started is only going to buy one on one club, one.

1133
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: Club with its You not listen to these before? Does

1134
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: he don't know these thousands in there?

1135
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: I thought, I said, I was like, we've got like

1136
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 2: ten grand, two grands, and then.

1137
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: We were like, are you sure you when to sell,

1138
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: he goes bloody legs.

1139
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 2: He was two hundred ninety pucks.

1140
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: Tag it