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Speaker 1: This is a Willen Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ninny Amazing comedian Ursula Carlson joined us in the studio

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Speaker 2: yesterday and on her way into this interview, she revealed

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Speaker 2: to us that she stole some avocados.

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Speaker 3: Have listened to this.

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Speaker 4: You're on the three PM pick ups before us, talking

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Speaker 4: about these avocados that you saw growing just in the.

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Speaker 3: Wild, mate, just in the just out here.

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Speaker 5: This is over the edge of the fence.

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Speaker 3: Like, I didn't go into her problem.

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Speaker 2: No, I simply stood.

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Speaker 6: On the sabari that's parked out there and took a jump.

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Speaker 3: With a stick.

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Speaker 4: Like I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't trespass.

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Speaker 2: Oh did you have a plan for if the owner

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Speaker 2: of the house walked out?

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Speaker 5: Might? I had a stick?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: What I really what I really enjoyed about this story

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Speaker 2: was that she immediately justified stealing the avocados. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: you remember from the audio there that I played literally

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Speaker 2: two and a half seconds ago, she said, the branch

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Speaker 2: was actually hanging over the fence, So technically, I'm not

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Speaker 2: stealing those avocados because it's in the general public.

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Speaker 5: What's your view on that? If the fruit's hanging off,

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Speaker 5: you know, over the fence.

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Speaker 3: I completely disagree.

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Speaker 2: It's still the person's avocado tree where those bad boys

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Speaker 2: are hanging.

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Speaker 5: She has stolen.

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Speaker 3: She's definitely stolen those avocados.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I disagree.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just saying that because five minutes later she

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Speaker 2: spanks me on the ass very hard, trying the drumbeat

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Speaker 2: of Phil Collins.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, I think definitely she has stolen those

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Speaker 3: your fruit.

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Speaker 5: Trees hanging over someone's fence.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's still your fruit tree.

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Speaker 4: I think it's in your possession though, if it's on

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Speaker 4: your side of the fence. No, I think technically it

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Speaker 4: is in your possession.

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Speaker 5: It's on your side.

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Speaker 3: Are you pulling the law on me out?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm not pulling the law on it.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just I think it might be someone's done

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Speaker 2: a legal degree.

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Speaker 3: I'm in a law degree. What do you call that thing?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, given she justified stealing something, what I'd love to

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Speaker 2: do right now on thirteen one oh sixty five is

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Speaker 2: have you ever stolen something?

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Speaker 3: That's a question for you. Have you ever stolen something

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Speaker 3: off someone? And then I want you to try and

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Speaker 3: justify stealing that thing.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you got to try and.

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Speaker 2: Argue as to why you were to steal the thing

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Speaker 2: you had to do it or why like it isn't

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Speaker 2: a bad thing that you stole that.

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Speaker 3: So have you stolen something? Can you justify it?

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Speaker 1: Now? Will?

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Speaker 3: I want to come at you first.

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Speaker 5: Sure you wear the.

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Speaker 2: Most gorgeous robe every time I come over to your house.

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Speaker 3: It is it is a robe of all robes. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this is we'd in an interview with.

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Speaker 2: Alec Baldwin and you wore the robe and this is

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Speaker 2: Alec talking about your robe.

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Speaker 3: We are will in which one is Woody Will's in

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Speaker 3: a robe and what a stylish robe it is. Look

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Speaker 3: at that?

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much?

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Speaker 3: Who makes who makes that robe? Ferragamo? Now what people

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Speaker 3: don't know? You stole that robe? Yeah, justify the steal.

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Speaker 3: That used to be as a former housemate, you stole

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Speaker 3: his robe? Yeah, justify the steel.

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Speaker 4: So a former housemate of mine where we were living

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Speaker 4: in per If, he flew to Sydney and he didn't.

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Speaker 4: He said to me afterwards, Yo, I can't fit the

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Speaker 4: robe in my suitcase.

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Speaker 3: It's a fluffy robe, very fluffy.

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Speaker 4: Rod Well, it's very dense, actually it's very it's weighted.

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Speaker 4: And he said, can you send it over to Sydney

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Speaker 4: with me a little bit later on, and I went

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Speaker 4: to the post office and found out how much it

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Speaker 4: was to send it, and it was like two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Because it was it's a heavy robe.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I was like, screw that, totally fair enough.

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Speaker 3: I just stole that.

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Speaker 2: Run well, justified my friends out number. That's what we're

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Speaker 2: doing right up next. Justify stealing something.

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Speaker 5: Try and justify your steal to us if you can.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, are you a bit of a robin hood?

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Speaker 2: We are talking about it because Ursa Carlson joined us

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Speaker 2: yesterday in the studio. She stole some avocados on the

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Speaker 2: way into our chat, and she was trying to say

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Speaker 2: that it's fine that I stole it because the avocado

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Speaker 2: tree was hanging onto the sidewalk.

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Speaker 3: So it was interesting that immediately she tried to justify

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Speaker 3: her steal.

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Speaker 2: I disagree with her. Let's go to Kieran here on

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six y five. Kier and you've stolen

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Speaker 2: something and you think you can justify it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Gooday Will and what he sure can. So I

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Speaker 1: was with this girl for a couple of months and

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Speaker 1: then we broke up in differences anyway, And I bought

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Speaker 1: a big place on the tree TV like sixty inches

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Speaker 1: but yeah, nice, and she wouldn't give it back. I

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Speaker 1: was getting fed up of like playing phone tag with us.

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Speaker 1: So what I did was I fled the key to

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Speaker 1: the place. I made it look like someone broke in

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Speaker 1: and left a message saying your TV was the only

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Speaker 1: thing worth stealing. And afterwards, just to make sure she

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Speaker 1: wouldn't catch on that I was the one who stole it,

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Speaker 1: I kept asking her for it back, and she keeps

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Speaker 1: telling me it's been stolen.

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Speaker 3: God, and she did she report this?

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Speaker 1: This, report this, Yeah, it's been reported, So I can't

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Speaker 1: exacactly admit that.

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Speaker 2: I I mean, sort of genius though, cure, Oh no,

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Speaker 2: I don't think we can say.

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Speaker 5: Do you think someone's cane breaking into their apartments?

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Speaker 3: Genius not condoning it? Yeah, I mean it's outside the

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Speaker 3: box though, Will let's go to Maddie here we can yeah,

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Speaker 3: tot wow.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Matt, Matt, tell us your story. You've stolen something,

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Speaker 2: and Jim like Kieran could be risk. Hey, Maddie, how

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Speaker 2: I sorry, it's a bit worried about Kieran. Karen, if

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Speaker 2: you can still hear me, change your name, get out

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Speaker 2: of the country.

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Speaker 5: Matt's cool or something. In one of five, Matt tells

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Speaker 5: your story.

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Speaker 1: I had Well, I accidentally walked out of a hardware

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Speaker 1: store with the rug.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and how can you justify that? Matt? That's pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: They were scanning all the items of my trolley and

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Speaker 1: I forgot to scan the rug.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow. When did you realize that you'd stolen the rug? Matt?

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Speaker 1: Oh by the time I got back to the car

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Speaker 1: and it was unpacking everything the rug.

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Speaker 3: So you haven't got that fun? Are you taking the

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Speaker 3: rug back?

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Speaker 5: There?

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Speaker 3: Will talk to me.

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Speaker 2: It's an interesting ethical question because they've made the mistake technically,

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Speaker 2: haven't anything right?

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Speaker 5: How much was the rug?

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Speaker 1: Bat around five hundred dollars? Gee?

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Speaker 3: Where's that some rug? It's a hard rug?

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Speaker 5: I mean illegal. At the end of the day, you

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Speaker 5: can't steal.

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Speaker 3: He didn't deliberately steal.

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Speaker 5: Well, there there is an interesting like.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I don't want to sound like a wakeners.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to say the next thing, but.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know aboud I.

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Speaker 5: Should say it now. So if you so, in order.

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Speaker 4: To steal something legally, you need a men's rayer and

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Speaker 4: they call an actus rail.

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Speaker 5: Actually it's actually really interesting.

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Speaker 4: So you need the intent to steal something, that's the

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Speaker 4: mental element, so men's rail, and you need the actors,

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Speaker 4: so you need the actual physical act of doing it.

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Speaker 4: Didn't you need this thing called contemporant or something like that.

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Speaker 4: I can't really remember, but you need both of them

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Speaker 4: operating at the same time. So I remember reading cases

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Speaker 4: where there are people who would like eat a meal

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Speaker 4: and then forget to pay, and if they could prove

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Speaker 4: they forgot to pay and left, they didn't intend to

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Speaker 4: steal the meal, so they got off. So Matt could

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Speaker 4: claim that he didn't actually intend, although he did realize

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Speaker 4: in the car park.

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Speaker 3: But that's not intending to steal.

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Speaker 4: Well at that point it is because he can take

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Speaker 4: it back.

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Speaker 3: What about this? This is one that I try and

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Speaker 3: justify petrol.

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Speaker 5: You can think if you if you genuinely forget.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, my dad does that a lot.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I went to a house party once and I

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Speaker 2: found out that the mother of the girl that was

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Speaker 2: having the house party was Lynn Scully from neighbors. And

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Speaker 2: obviously in that moment, you're like, I need some booty

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Speaker 2: from the house like.

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Speaker 3: Not like not sorry, I mean like loot. I mean loot.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean I meant loot. I meant that.

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