Speaker 1: I've told you, April can't pre empt a snee.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm better at it now practicing.
Speaker 1: She's like, anyway, Laurie, look at.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to two doting dads and two doting mums.
Speaker 4: I'm Maddie, Jay.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura, and I'm April.
Speaker 4: This is a podcast all about parenting.
Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad, and the relatable.
Speaker 3: And if you've come for any type of advice, stop
Speaker 3: right now because it's not going to happen, especially on
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 5: I guess why you're wondering, why are we coming Tuesday
Speaker 5: with a bonus episode?
Speaker 3: Because we just thought, wouldn't it be a delightful thing
Speaker 3: to do us two families coming together and having just
Speaker 3: a joyous time, And then we thought and we'll record.
Speaker 4: Look very confused, not at all.
Speaker 1: I'm just listen to me judging us, just seeing I
Speaker 1: was also judge when.
Speaker 6: The experts here years under.
Speaker 4: We're only ranked one hundred and fifty five in the country.
Speaker 7: It's not the content, it's the setup. I'm confused by
Speaker 7: the current.
Speaker 4: Naked right now, this is an orgy. The keys are
Speaker 4: in the bowl.
Speaker 5: We have decided to take two families away on a
Speaker 5: little getaway to the Central Coast. We've decided to take
Speaker 5: two families on a little vacation to get to know
Speaker 5: each other a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Regretfully, I would say, what part of it?
Speaker 8: Do you regret all of it?
Speaker 1: I've seen your feet way too many times.
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, you've.
Speaker 7: Come it on my toes. But I think you enjoyed it.
Speaker 7: When people give you an insult, but really they're like,
Speaker 7: there's some nice toes.
Speaker 1: So that's the vibe.
Speaker 5: I was coming down the stairs before and I was like, gee,
Speaker 5: Marley's got some big feet. Really, and I can't read
Speaker 5: the corner it was Laura.
Speaker 1: I was like, gee, Marley's got some hairy feet. They're
Speaker 1: not airy.
Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Back immediately.
Speaker 3: We currently are staying out a beach called Forest's Beach
Speaker 3: for those people unaware, it is about an hour and
Speaker 3: a half north of Sydney. We're in like Ash's Neck
Speaker 3: of the Woods. More so we normally go down south
Speaker 3: for a trip away. We thought we'll do this for
Speaker 3: the wix'espin, but it's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: We've got a really beautiful house.
Speaker 3: Beautiful right on the beach front, and I just I'm
Speaker 3: going to say it. It has been such a treat.
Speaker 3: It's been so fantastic. We've all got along so well.
Speaker 3: This has been heaven.
Speaker 7: I do feel like I need to apologize though, because
Speaker 7: I heard on the phone yesterday so Ash called and
Speaker 7: Matt was like, we're leaving at three, And I knew
Speaker 7: as soon as I heard him say that like that
Speaker 7: that actually was never happening. There was not ever a
Speaker 7: possibility that we were going to leave it three. I
Speaker 7: in fact had a doctor's appointment that started.
Speaker 1: At three pm.
Speaker 7: So we left at five o'clock and we called Ash
Speaker 7: as we were leaving and parting BONDI and that was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: we're not that far.
Speaker 8: We're supposed to.
Speaker 7: Be arriving at that time. And As was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 7: how long are you going to be? And Matt was
Speaker 7: like like an hour and forty five, which is the
Speaker 7: exact amount of time it takes two.
Speaker 1: Actually we've just left.
Speaker 5: It was funny because I was in the car with
Speaker 5: April when Matt's like, three.
Speaker 4: O'clock, will leave, And then did I say that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking when I said And then I looked.
Speaker 1: At April and what that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 8: Yeah, four fifty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just to it now. He's always late.
Speaker 8: I'm glad that you know who he is though, like
Speaker 8: that's the person.
Speaker 5: But I am so like irritating early to everything that
Speaker 5: I know he'll be late, and I'm still there early
Speaker 5: thinking maybe this time.
Speaker 3: I've gotten better, I've gotten better, But actually I've been
Speaker 3: I've been very surprised by you, Ash for this trip
Speaker 3: because we did arrive late. We came in close to
Speaker 3: six pm, which with kids is really hard.
Speaker 1: It was six o three.
Speaker 8: I think it was like six thirteen thirteen. Y's right,
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Wasn't I don't know if this was Ash or this
Speaker 3: was you April, but you guys had done the groceries.
Speaker 3: There was food on the table, you had fish, tacos.
Speaker 1: Spill the beans and there Darland, who was it?
Speaker 2: It was a bit of both. I'm going to say, no,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 6: I did a big grocery shop before we came, and
Speaker 6: then you ran to the groceries while we're here to
Speaker 6: get the things that needed to go in the.
Speaker 1: Fridge, the more critical things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's how we planned it.
Speaker 1: I was like, when the Johnsons get here wanted to
Speaker 1: be fed.
Speaker 7: I was pleasantly surprised there was food for the kids.
Speaker 7: It was food for us. We woke up this morning.
Speaker 7: I slept in where we say we woke up. Everybody
Speaker 7: else woke up. I casually waltzed in at seven am
Speaker 7: and Ash had cooked breakfast like things were in the dishwasher.
Speaker 8: I could live like this more often. We should go
Speaker 8: away more. This has been great.
Speaker 3: Holiday Ash is a different to like everyday Ash. Is
Speaker 3: that always been the case?
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I think no.
Speaker 6: I think Holiday ash Is definitely goes above and beyond,
Speaker 6: mainly because I feel like he caters to the whole fair.
Speaker 6: He wants to make sure the whole family is quite
Speaker 6: happy fed.
Speaker 2: He does. Surprisingly, I also want to.
Speaker 1: Make up for at home and she's useless.
Speaker 4: Do you just call us family?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole the whole family.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Macy, Oscar, Ashton and me.
Speaker 7: Have you guys talked about how obsessed Macy is with
Speaker 7: Matt before?
Speaker 8: Is that Nate onto the podcast?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we briefly talked about her obsession with Matt. I
Speaker 5: think it started at Disney on ice that you guys
Speaker 5: weren't performing, you were just watching and just clear that.
Speaker 5: Thank you for clarifying this year, Prince Charming, and Macy
Speaker 5: was like the whole second.
Speaker 1: Act was like on your lap, remember, And then when
Speaker 1: we went.
Speaker 3: She came for a cuddle and just wouldn't leave, and
Speaker 3: I was like, got.
Speaker 8: Three children now.
Speaker 5: And then when when it was time to go home,
Speaker 5: she just no, you went to the bathroom, that's right,
Speaker 5: And I was going to go to the bathroom and
Speaker 5: she sobbed and then he came back and too like
Speaker 5: his fuck.
Speaker 3: I've been playing it pretty cool, calm and collected. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to come on too strong.
Speaker 4: She's too huh to Macy.
Speaker 5: Why just last time he came on too strong to
Speaker 5: one of my kids, he tried to kidnap him.
Speaker 2: Oscar's still terrified.
Speaker 1: I know he tried to abduct him.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I don't want to do that
Speaker 3: again with Macy. So I'm just gonna just like slow
Speaker 3: and steady. I'm going to warm up to her. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to give her a hug when I first
Speaker 3: saw her because I just, you know, I just wanted
Speaker 3: to come to me, not me, come to her.
Speaker 7: And I feel like this is very satisfying for you,
Speaker 7: considering that Lola w has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: Lola's out, Macy's.
Speaker 1: Hold my hand today, like through the zoo.
Speaker 7: She'll take anywhere, but she's like my daddy.
Speaker 5: She looked up to check it was you and realized
Speaker 5: it wasn't like this is cool, It's cool with me.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 5: It's been a fun little trip. I wish the weather
Speaker 5: was a bit better, but today I think we got
Speaker 5: really lucky. Lots of sun, lots of sun.
Speaker 7: We went to the Reptile Park, which who's I don't
Speaker 7: know who's a like decision that was, but it was
Speaker 7: a great, great idea.
Speaker 3: We had the choice, okay, three choices. Actually one was
Speaker 3: a helicopter ride.
Speaker 4: With me and Ash that just the two of you.
Speaker 3: The second option was quad biking, but it was up
Speaker 3: in Newcastle and it was.
Speaker 7: Sue the kid friendly activity, love it and.
Speaker 4: So that would have been I would love what the
Speaker 4: order door.
Speaker 3: We would have been out of this house for four hours,
Speaker 3: which we decided against. And then the third option we
Speaker 3: thought this seems like a good idea was the Australian
Speaker 3: Reptile Park.
Speaker 7: Which I think Ash was particularly excited about considering that
Speaker 7: they had an entire section that was dedicated to the
Speaker 7: breeding of an endangered frog, and firstly he said, I
Speaker 7: can't wait to see some frogs fucking and then announced
Speaker 7: very loudly, do you think they're.
Speaker 8: Doing it froggy style?
Speaker 7: Which are two of my favorite parts of today.
Speaker 5: But also I was like, do you reckon? They tie
Speaker 5: their hands behind the back too, and froggy start.
Speaker 4: The zookeeper was like, there was a guy. We got
Speaker 4: a cod red.
Speaker 5: There was a guy standing up agains pole and he
Speaker 5: was like, fuck, I better get out of here. So yeah,
Speaker 5: that was that was That was lots of fun. I think, dude,
Speaker 5: crocodiles are nuts. I's going to throw that out there.
Speaker 1: That's huge, go on, go on. Okay, so we got
Speaker 1: forty five minutes on crocodiles.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, don't you remember Oscar doesn't
Speaker 6: want to go back. He was terrified. She said, he's
Speaker 6: not going back to that place.
Speaker 1: He go back, He'll come around.
Speaker 4: He didn't.
Speaker 7: He didn't enjoy it. No, he's going to sleep tonight.
Speaker 7: He did say that.
Speaker 8: Now he's writing casuaries, which.
Speaker 2: Some werries, which is thanks to you, Laura.
Speaker 7: But I did the cashiery was in its pan right
Speaker 7: and we were walking around from one pen to another pen,
Speaker 7: looking at the animals, and I was like, oh, look everyone,
Speaker 7: it's a cassuary. I can't say the word problic cassuary.
Speaker 7: How you say it casuary. It's a cash it's a
Speaker 7: casual bird, cashu, it's a cashoary, it's a weary cashew. Anyway,
Speaker 7: there we were all looking at it, and I was like,
Speaker 7: those birds are super dangerous, and I was like, they
Speaker 7: can't get to us. Don't worry, it's in pen. Why
Speaker 7: would you say that, because I was like, they're the
Speaker 7: most dangerous birds, not like emuse.
Speaker 8: People think they're amus, but they're not. They will literally.
Speaker 6: Oscar's just absorbed everything you said and went to bed
Speaker 6: and terrified.
Speaker 1: I wondered how they fuck.
Speaker 7: I've always wondered how the camera they're also breeding snakes.
Speaker 1: Does the snake itself just enter the other snake.
Speaker 7: I'm so curious about animal reproduction.
Speaker 1: It's just a holey of mine.
Speaker 5: I just went downstairs to give Oscar a kiss, and
Speaker 5: he goes to the cascap.
Speaker 1: At the reptiles.
Speaker 6: I literally said, the reptiles, they're not coming here right outside.
Speaker 3: But that's the first time I've been there, have you
Speaker 3: been there before.
Speaker 8: I've never been there.
Speaker 7: I've driven past it many times and always though, gosh,
Speaker 7: I really should go to the reptil park one day here.
Speaker 1: It's honestly one.
Speaker 5: Of the best, like animal parks I've been to, and
Speaker 5: we've been to a bunch through every every time we
Speaker 5: travel we go to like a zoo or some shit
Speaker 5: like that, and that's one of the best for sure,
Speaker 5: because it's way more interactive.
Speaker 3: That little sheet you get and you forget how much
Speaker 3: kids into it when you get that little sheet and
Speaker 3: it's a checklist with like cross off if you see
Speaker 3: a turtle.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but then you also have to like live with
Speaker 7: the like Mully lost it. You didn't realize this, but
Speaker 7: three quarters away through the day Mully lost her sheet.
Speaker 7: I don't know where you were, but it was perfect
Speaker 7: timing that you vanished and Mully was like on the
Speaker 7: floor as a puddle, screaming about the sheet.
Speaker 5: I thought that was an exotic meat checklist of what
Speaker 5: you've eaten.
Speaker 1: I've had turtle, it's beautiful, endangered.
Speaker 8: Is now?
Speaker 4: Is it? Mick who does the crocodile?
Speaker 1: He's war was that guy?
Speaker 7: There was this one guy who was the instructor at
Speaker 7: the zoo, who basically was when you go and watch
Speaker 7: like the Crocodile Show or the alligator show. He did
Speaker 7: every single show, and he looked like, come, look like
Speaker 7: a Steve R or a crocodile.
Speaker 1: Dundee, he'd been some weird shit. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I was actually thinking what kind of guy he is?
Speaker 2: On the outside.
Speaker 4: I think he's lovely. Mick.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, it's just the wixes who were suspect
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 8: I think you're great, but really really about you?
Speaker 1: Why were all the animals pregnant?
Speaker 4: The only issue with I'm going to call him Mick.
Speaker 3: So there was two crocodile or an alligator enclosure.
Speaker 5: They're the vegetarian ones, Thank yoush uh, American crocodiles called
Speaker 5: alligators American alligators.
Speaker 2: That's what they were.
Speaker 4: There we go, there, we go.
Speaker 3: So we have one pen with those crocodiles, the other
Speaker 3: one alligators.
Speaker 5: Do you know what the Latin name is for American alligator?
Speaker 5: Go on, it's alligator Mississippi.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: Look, how do you know that?
Speaker 1: I'm very observant, you like the rain man.
Speaker 3: Then there was the other crocodile pen on its own,
Speaker 3: the Australian crocodile. And remember he did that show and
Speaker 3: he said, if I was to put this crocodile with
Speaker 3: the alligators, he would.
Speaker 4: Kill them all once and then kill them all twice.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that part?
Speaker 2: Yeah, was like who.
Speaker 4: Would he kill? Moley was like, why is he going
Speaker 4: to kill everyone?
Speaker 1: That Matt's impression. Have you ever seen the soul liver
Speaker 1: man's eyes when you choke him out?
Speaker 3: And the kids are like what They're like, Mick back
Speaker 3: on back into the show, back on script.
Speaker 5: He's like, eighty eight crocodiles died because of this one?
Speaker 4: What about?
Speaker 8: He was like, I wasn't the toilet at that time.
Speaker 5: So he goes, if we were to put this crocodile,
Speaker 5: which is the Elvis, the big bad.
Speaker 2: One, sixty year old Elvis, sixty year.
Speaker 5: Old Elvis who's five point four meters long, if you're
Speaker 5: to put him in with all those other vegetarian alligators,
Speaker 5: he would kill them all forty four of them, twenty
Speaker 5: four and then because of his serotonin levels and like
Speaker 5: lactic acid build up, thank you, Pindiawen, he would go
Speaker 5: back and kill them all again twice.
Speaker 8: Why fun?
Speaker 2: He was like, I said, what's this guy like on
Speaker 2: the OUSI and.
Speaker 4: She was like will they will they? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Are they're gonna because I think that's illegal. I don't know,
Speaker 1: very informative.
Speaker 4: I thought that great show. Great show. Also, Bluie was
Speaker 4: on stage. Just it had it all.
Speaker 7: It really is like, I mean, ten stars, but it
Speaker 7: goes to when it comes to animal parks.
Speaker 2: I think it was very much right up there. It's
Speaker 2: good for our kids.
Speaker 3: Did kind of like to take the wind out of me.
Speaker 3: I got home and I was like, I'm bloody tired. Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeahd up like ten thousand steps.
Speaker 2: It's a big day.
Speaker 6: I was saying that it's a big day, and I
Speaker 6: was like, really going out for dinner?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like yeah maybe. She was like I'm a
Speaker 1: one activity day goal.
Speaker 3: And then I look outside and Laura's got all four
Speaker 3: kids on her own, Macy on the hip, and you're
Speaker 3: just wandering off down the beach and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: are you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to baptize all four of these children.
Speaker 2: She was like, I'm frightened at the big waves.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, Mary, children fine away from the
Speaker 7: waves and started so we were down the beach. I
Speaker 7: was having a lovely time with the four kids. We
Speaker 7: were making shelters and collecting sticks, and then the two
Speaker 7: of you came down and you brought a football and
Speaker 7: then you kicked the football and the football went flying
Speaker 7: through the air and on three separate occasions almost hit
Speaker 7: the kids, so that I took them further down.
Speaker 1: But did it hit the kids.
Speaker 8: It was very close, though, and I was going to
Speaker 8: deal with that.
Speaker 7: So then I walked them further down the beach, away
Speaker 7: from the two of you so that they could continue
Speaker 7: to play. And as this is all happening, the weather
Speaker 7: changed really quickly, and so then I had all four kids.
Speaker 7: They've all collected treasures, but they're all screaming because it
Speaker 7: started to rain. And so I've got Macie on the hip,
Speaker 7: I've got Marlian and an Oscar like they're both kind
Speaker 7: of running up the beach.
Speaker 8: But then Lola's like my.
Speaker 7: Screaming in the rain as it's like the wind's whipping
Speaker 7: the rain's happening, and I look over and there's Matt
Speaker 7: Nash just stopped like having a lovely chat to two
Speaker 7: people on the beach.
Speaker 1: It's like fire.
Speaker 7: It has literally like the weather just turned it's arm
Speaker 7: again and outside and they're having a lovely chat, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, you would have thought we're in a tornado anyway,
Speaker 7: And we get inside eventually, like if you were these
Speaker 7: poor people who were clearly two doting dads fans, you
Speaker 7: would have thought that I was insane.
Speaker 8: And that's okay.
Speaker 7: So then we get upstairs and the kids come inside,
Speaker 7: and I pick up my phone. I go to my messages,
Speaker 7: and I get a lovely message from a lady named
Speaker 7: Lucy coming, and Lucy says this, Hi, Laura, I just
Speaker 7: saw the two boys at the beach and I told
Speaker 7: them how much I loved two doting dads. But I
Speaker 7: also really wanted to pass along how much I'm a
Speaker 7: fan of Life on Cut and I am a Ride
Speaker 7: or Die lifer, and I'm so upset that I missed
Speaker 7: my chance to come and meet you guys properly. But
Speaker 7: you were running after the children and screaming the first
Speaker 7: weekend the best weekend. I'm a local here. So Lucy
Speaker 7: shout out to Lucy.
Speaker 3: You know what you should do? She literally across the road.
Speaker 3: You should message your back. Have you messaged your back?
Speaker 4: I did, and would you say.
Speaker 7: I did not.
Speaker 1: I said no, no.
Speaker 7: I was so busy yelling at Matt to come and
Speaker 7: help me with Lola, and she was cracking it because
Speaker 7: of the rain.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I must have sounded like a screaming banshee, which is
Speaker 7: pretty standard in finer over tomorrow, come on, try the family.
Speaker 4: One more couple wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 9: It's going to make the keys in the bowl thing
Speaker 9: a little less awkward, a bit of a men Currently
Speaker 9: is twenty five per cent chance.
Speaker 4: I'm getting up with my own case. Very good.
Speaker 3: We do have a game to play, It's called spin
Speaker 3: the bottle. Before we play that, I do just want
Speaker 3: to say, sometimes going away on holidays with other families
Speaker 3: can be a disaster, but this has gone pretty good.
Speaker 6: Yes, I feel like when you're living inside the same
Speaker 6: house as well, it can always be a bit pear shaped. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but no, twenty four hours and we're still all smiling.
Speaker 5: I think the lack of Ellie in this situation just
Speaker 5: really keep me ever calm.
Speaker 4: I almost brought her.
Speaker 8: Ellie is amazing.
Speaker 1: She's amazing.
Speaker 7: She does radiot on a different stress level. Most fled
Speaker 7: bless her.
Speaker 1: I love it, honestly. Listen I always whenever.
Speaker 5: She's already frazzled, I always throw something else and then
Speaker 5: just see if I can get a little bit more frazzled.
Speaker 7: But the thing that's interesting is that she would deny
Speaker 7: that she's frazzled.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so she I'm not.
Speaker 7: That's not frazzled, she's That's just how she communicates in
Speaker 7: a very staccato fashion.
Speaker 3: How did a compliment for the weekend turn into a
Speaker 3: bashing of my mom?
Speaker 8: Ellie? We love you.
Speaker 2: I don't think you finished the compliment as well? Keep going, yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 4: It's been great. It's all worked out really well.
Speaker 3: And obviously the kids have had little arguments, noughts and crosses,
Speaker 3: arguments and who bring.
Speaker 1: The exercise ball?
Speaker 8: Come on, guys, the kids are upsessed with each other.
Speaker 7: No, the exercise ball was here at the We're staying
Speaker 7: in a beautiful house. But there's, like you know, there's activities,
Speaker 7: there's exercise balls, there's I mean the peloton bikes. I
Speaker 7: was going to sneak into your bedroom, Ellie this morning
Speaker 7: and do a peloton workout, but they.
Speaker 2: Didn't know you were the last one to wake up.
Speaker 4: It makes sense.
Speaker 5: I was going to sneak in for an afternoon peloton
Speaker 5: bike without you guys, knowing you guys were still slept.
Speaker 8: I really got me.
Speaker 1: There, she roasted you.
Speaker 4: There gotcha. So we're going to play a game.
Speaker 3: We are, and we're going to figure out which couple
Speaker 3: knows their partner the best.
Speaker 8: Oh, it won't be me. I'm terrible at this.
Speaker 4: It's not. I don't.
Speaker 2: We've got double the years on you.
Speaker 8: I think we do. Can you think for thirteen years?
Speaker 2: Right old age of.
Speaker 8: How old are you?
Speaker 1: Fourteen? I'm thirty four. April was also thirty four. Soon
Speaker 1: I was going to.
Speaker 2: Say, I'm thirty three.
Speaker 7: Gosh, guys, that's very young.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful to see.
Speaker 8: It's sunny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look we're a bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the human that keeps us going.
Speaker 2: If that dried up, without human would be nothing.
Speaker 1: Ape was very funny.
Speaker 8: Tell me how long ago was it?
Speaker 7: The photo that you showed me of Ash last night?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: Was the biceps that was?
Speaker 7: I feel like Ash has had like many versions of
Speaker 7: himself and this is probably why.
Speaker 8: I mean, thirteen years.
Speaker 7: Of transitioning, thirteen years have been together. It's like you're
Speaker 7: kind of just dating a new person. Like at one
Speaker 7: point every three years. It's someone different.
Speaker 1: That's why she's still with me.
Speaker 7: That's mean, it's like it's not the same Ash. There's
Speaker 7: this photo of Ash which will be put up on
Speaker 7: the two doting dad's social page on their Instagram, with
Speaker 7: Asher having like the biggest bicep. I don't know what
Speaker 7: the other one looked like, but the one I could
Speaker 7: see was enormous. And then there's like another video where
Speaker 7: you were just like a ripped, like you're a marathon runner,
Speaker 7: Like what's where will you add in life?
Speaker 8: What are you're going through? Tell me traumas?
Speaker 1: I could do it all, but.
Speaker 2: I can tell you I was.
Speaker 1: I was in my shore phase.
Speaker 2: You're very much an extremist.
Speaker 6: So I feel like you went through a real gym
Speaker 6: junkie phase, went through it, like you know, you're a carnival,
Speaker 6: then you're a vegetarian, then.
Speaker 1: You're a vegetarian for six years.
Speaker 2: You go through your phases, and I'm just like, whatever.
Speaker 3: Which phase has been the best and which has been
Speaker 3: the worst?
Speaker 2: The best?
Speaker 6: This one I feel like no, I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I feel like you're doing the best like version of
Speaker 6: version of you at the moment, like you you do you.
Speaker 1: Strongly disagree, but okay, yeah, no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, look, I don't know.
Speaker 6: The worst version obviously is like Oscar early days is
Speaker 6: like the worst version of both of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That was pretty fun.
Speaker 4: But that's enough, and now you're great.
Speaker 2: And now no, I feel like, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: you're good.
Speaker 1: Thank you, proud of you guys. Yeah, we're really breaking
Speaker 1: down the barriers over here. Very true.
Speaker 5: And Matt knows this. I only know me a couple
Speaker 5: of years. And what sort of person. I'm like, I
Speaker 5: cannot do things in halves. I either don't either don't
Speaker 5: do it, or I'm like, fucking that's it. I' running
Speaker 5: one hundred k's this week.
Speaker 8: But then you get it.
Speaker 7: Then you do an activity until you're like absolutely like
Speaker 7: it to the ground, and then Sally an injury, I'll
Speaker 7: never do it again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's usually an injury. There's always an injury. It's like, oh,
Speaker 6: I can't do this now.
Speaker 1: Like di sect me.
Speaker 4: Stop having kids. I was obsessed.
Speaker 3: Okay, April, I'm going to ask you the first question. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you're trying.
Speaker 7: Is there a prize attached to this? Is there a
Speaker 7: reason why we're trying to get to the bottom. Who
Speaker 7: knows the kind of better.
Speaker 3: It's just I think this will be like an annual
Speaker 3: weekend the way that we do, so we don't have.
Speaker 4: Committing there's no price. Long story short, April.
Speaker 3: First question, what would Ash's favorite meal be which is
Speaker 3: cooked at home?
Speaker 6: Well, for starters, it's something you cook because I don't cook.
Speaker 8: I don't cook either. I love that. Yeah, hate cooking,
Speaker 8: hate cooking.
Speaker 2: Your favorite meal to cook?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like, would it just be a good old steak? You
Speaker 2: love steak? That's not it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 8: I love that you're trying.
Speaker 2: You love stay. That's your answer? Change it if it's not. No,
Speaker 2: it's not steak, obviously.
Speaker 4: Yes, Babell, change that right now, Ash wood, is it?
Speaker 1: It's wings or a good cheeseburger?
Speaker 2: You don't cook wings.
Speaker 1: I did for a long time there that I injured myself.
Speaker 1: I felt sorry for the chicken.
Speaker 6: Okay, wings, Yeah, that you're right. You haven't cooked him
Speaker 6: in a while.
Speaker 2: Usually order them. That's why I got confused. Start again,
Speaker 2: Start again. That doesn't count, No, it does.
Speaker 4: Next question, Laura, what would mine.
Speaker 7: Be something to a salmon? Cooked salmon? All right, salmon
Speaker 7: and vegetables I'm locking in salmon.
Speaker 5: I'm with you because he's the sort of guy will
Speaker 5: get if you get tied, he'll get.
Speaker 8: Like a pan fry a salmon.
Speaker 1: You'll get like a salmon curry.
Speaker 6: The weirdest salmon stir fried salmon curry.
Speaker 2: No judging.
Speaker 7: Okay, my question is this? Is it a home cooked
Speaker 7: meal or is it an autobil home cooked? It's going
Speaker 7: to be a pan fried salmon with like your vegetable
Speaker 7: salad thing that you make on the side, baked veggies
Speaker 7: with salad.
Speaker 4: Wrong, it's a lamb roast.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 4: Since when?
Speaker 1: Yeah, since the Bachelor.
Speaker 2: We're glad we both got that wrong.
Speaker 7: We actually played this game on The Bachelor, and I
Speaker 7: know the answer at the time was a baked salmon.
Speaker 2: What's happened in seven years?
Speaker 5: This is for Laura? Oh what do you think Matt's
Speaker 5: pet peeve is about you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: There's so many I just want to be fine.
Speaker 7: That I don't always have a shower before coming to
Speaker 7: bed and I wash my feet in the sink.
Speaker 1: Ye that sucks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it back to the feet.
Speaker 8: Hear me out.
Speaker 7: I can't go to sleep with dirty feet. You have
Speaker 7: to wash your feet before you get to wash it.
Speaker 1: Before you go, I'm going to sniff.
Speaker 7: If you're really tired and you don't want your husband
Speaker 7: to have sex with you and you're wearing pajamas, just
Speaker 7: put pajamas on and get into bed.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, that's incorrect.
Speaker 2: I've got clean feet, but I'm just going to go
Speaker 2: to bed.
Speaker 1: That's incorrect.
Speaker 2: I'm very confused.
Speaker 5: Looks and I've seen I've seen footage of her washing
Speaker 5: them in a sink and then brushing her teeth in
Speaker 5: the same zinc.
Speaker 6: I feel like that's more effort than just hopping in
Speaker 6: the shower, two minute shower, quick in outde Hey.
Speaker 5: I don't like one of those like drive through car
Speaker 5: washes for your house and you just strip your clothes off,
Speaker 5: walk through.
Speaker 1: It just goes.
Speaker 8: But I hate being wet.
Speaker 7: I like, I actually don't enjoy a shower, but I
Speaker 7: do it because it's a necessity.
Speaker 2: I'll take four showers a day easily.
Speaker 6: That's because you see, Thanks be.
Speaker 4: April. What do you think ashes pet peeve would be
Speaker 4: about you?
Speaker 2: Funny enough?
Speaker 6: I remember someone asked, like we did a similar game
Speaker 6: out my hens seven years ago.
Speaker 1: I I've grown some new people.
Speaker 2: To say my pet peeve, your.
Speaker 1: Pet peeve about you about.
Speaker 2: Me was clicking my toe?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 8: Do you click your toe?
Speaker 1: Look, honestly, I've grown into it.
Speaker 4: Can you show them like is it like like a no?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's way more.
Speaker 7: Can you hear that you have like a like a
Speaker 7: floating bone in your toe or something?
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's fine.
Speaker 8: You can do that with your shoulder or you.
Speaker 5: Know when you go like to like a concert or
Speaker 5: something and they like count the people coming in.
Speaker 2: Should I she's at my new career.
Speaker 1: You just do with your feet your chimpanzee.
Speaker 2: Wait, so I'm going to start again. That's not it?
Speaker 8: So you can't have.
Speaker 1: Bites the jerry.
Speaker 2: I was just saying, that's what it was seven years ago.
Speaker 1: You haven't done it in age. Just a shame.
Speaker 2: I haven't done it maybe since seven years ago.
Speaker 6: So your pet peeve about me now is probably my overthinking?
Speaker 2: Is that a pet peeve?
Speaker 1: Would you call that? Acting like Frank?
Speaker 3: The version not where Frank is April's dad who was
Speaker 3: lovely but he's the most cautious human being.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, let's not Frank. I will not Frank here,
Speaker 4: one of us, one of us.
Speaker 3: Yes, say we're gonna put on the spot here. And
Speaker 3: what was Ash's childhood dream?
Speaker 2: Probably to be a surfer, pro surfer.
Speaker 1: She's hit the nails straight on the head, was that right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Childhood dream still still dream.
Speaker 5: Still a childhood dream, still dreaming.
Speaker 1: Just just a case get called in.
Speaker 7: I think your childhood dream would have been to be
Speaker 7: a pro cricketer.
Speaker 1: He's very good with the ball in his hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, any any athlete, but cricket would have
Speaker 3: been probably number one.
Speaker 1: You are good with a baton ball and guilty.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well at least I got one right.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you everyone.
Speaker 7: I was expecting more of a reaction than that, but
Speaker 7: there was nothing. You were like any sport, but I'll
Speaker 7: take cricket start on me.
Speaker 4: I got it.
Speaker 3: Shower tonight, I will definitely have sex with you.
Speaker 5: You're like, I'll definitely spit on you if you wash
Speaker 5: your feet and hands.
Speaker 7: That's absolutely not going to happen when you wash. Both
Speaker 7: of our children are sleeping in our room tonight.
Speaker 8: So that's not happening.
Speaker 7: And both in your children are sleeping in your room tonights.
Speaker 7: Ain't No, no one said anything upstairs.
Speaker 1: That's true, and I will be sleeping that one.
Speaker 5: When you do wash your feet in the sink, yes,
Speaker 5: do you then wash your hands after?
Speaker 7: Well, you wash your hands because you're washing your feet,
Speaker 7: so it's all getting wet.
Speaker 2: Would you wash them separately after?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I mean like it's all.
Speaker 4: That was the biggest lie.
Speaker 2: You just wash them all.
Speaker 1: You just said seem like such a weirdo. Well you're like,
Speaker 1: I actually licked my hands clean.
Speaker 7: But I washed my feet until my feet are clean,
Speaker 7: I don't just give him a rinse, like, but then
Speaker 7: I feel like your hands are dood Laura.
Speaker 1: This is for you. What is Matt's favorite way to
Speaker 1: spend a weekend.
Speaker 7: That's favorite thing would be to go to the gym
Speaker 7: at some point, to go to go for a swim
Speaker 7: at the beach, have sex on Friday night scheduled.
Speaker 8: What else would it be?
Speaker 7: I mean, at the moment, if we could, it would
Speaker 7: be to go down the coast Friday night.
Speaker 1: Sex is in my calendar, but that is I reckon.
Speaker 8: It would be just something that has the beach in it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's your favorite.
Speaker 4: It's a bit lame though.
Speaker 8: Oh, he really likes.
Speaker 7: To go to the beach.
Speaker 1: To the gym six Saturday night orgy?
Speaker 8: What else? What else do you want to do on
Speaker 8: the weekend? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: The farmer's markets are not really It's just good way
Speaker 3: to suck up a couple of hours.
Speaker 8: I love going to the farmer's market.
Speaker 2: It's pretty it's your ideal week.
Speaker 7: If you throw the farmer's market in there and then
Speaker 7: going to Bono Fish for lunch, that's like the perfect weekend.
Speaker 8: That couldn't be better.
Speaker 1: You guys are proper adults.
Speaker 4: Go on.
Speaker 6: I was going to say all day surfing, no kids,
Speaker 6: no family activities.
Speaker 1: I was more thoughtful than that.
Speaker 6: Well okay, okay, well let me have a second. Guess
Speaker 6: there's definitely a surf session in there, and then maybe
Speaker 6: like a pub friend's chill drinks vibe in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: I think you got right, Yeah, but I don't mind
Speaker 1: then up.
Speaker 4: Sorry, no manly home game.
Speaker 5: So funny we're on the way here from the Reptile
Speaker 5: Park and we're talking about death.
Speaker 8: And was that to the casual.
Speaker 2: Something Laura mentioned.
Speaker 5: I was like, if I die by Cassuary, I want
Speaker 5: you to sprinkle my ashes across and she goes.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wanted to sprinkle his ashes on.
Speaker 1: I want the seabirds to step all over me.
Speaker 2: He's like, promise me. I was like, I'm not promising that.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I want those cheerleaders. Look, I said, a combination, Okay,
Speaker 5: I said, I don't. I do like this is a lie.
Speaker 5: I do like a family day. But is that the
Speaker 5: lie with a couple of beers in the.
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty chill without the family optional celebrity crash Steph
Speaker 7: Claire Smith. No, yeah, I hope she doesn't hear this.
Speaker 8: That's so.
Speaker 6: Totally forgot about that until last night when you guys
Speaker 6: are obviously talking about the interview and blah blah, and
Speaker 6: I was like, fuck, that was his celebrity crush and
Speaker 6: I didn't even think about it and I killed it.
Speaker 1: Come on, I did very well, he did very well.
Speaker 1: That's so funny that I actually didn't write that down.
Speaker 6: So you didn't write her now because that was that's weird. Now,
Speaker 6: so your celebrity.
Speaker 5: Crush, crush, celebrity crush.
Speaker 1: You're never going to guess.
Speaker 2: I'm never going to guess the secret.
Speaker 4: So who is it?
Speaker 1: Ash Hurley?
Speaker 2: You have never said that.
Speaker 8: I get it, she's hot.
Speaker 4: Who's mine.
Speaker 8: I don't know who yours.
Speaker 7: It's meant to be now when you're a kid, because
Speaker 7: yours like Buffy when.
Speaker 8: You're a kid.
Speaker 4: Never was I didn't have like a weird the teenage king.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh you were?
Speaker 7: You told me you were like really into Buffy and
Speaker 7: also into love.
Speaker 8: What was her name?
Speaker 2: Love Hewett?
Speaker 4: Yes, Hallie Berry, Kelly Barry?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What's Harry?
Speaker 1: A double seven?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 8: Do you have a different one?
Speaker 4: Now you're my? Did you?
Speaker 8: Did you have anyone else written down?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Not really?
Speaker 4: That's not well, like I don't know these days.
Speaker 2: These days you like the chick on that movie tonight?
Speaker 8: You always talk about Sandra Sully.
Speaker 4: Oh that was She's beautiful Sandra Sally. I do love.
Speaker 4: I love just to go for news reader. Whenever I
Speaker 4: see sand I'm always.
Speaker 7: Like, he loves Sandra Sully and I am convinced that
Speaker 7: he has a romantic crush on Sandra Sully.
Speaker 8: I see, yeah, I understand why.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's Matt's hidden down?
Speaker 8: Not hidden?
Speaker 7: Matt tells everyone about the things that he's good at.
Speaker 1: What are you good?
Speaker 7: You know, your talents are many, but they're not hidden.
Speaker 7: What's your hidden talent.
Speaker 1: What's one that's like, no one really knows about it.
Speaker 1: You can't even think of one, your lack of foreskin.
Speaker 4: I don't really have any any hidden talent.
Speaker 8: Now, that's that's also the problem.
Speaker 5: We're very good at sports. You're very Actually, here's one.
Speaker 5: You're very fast.
Speaker 7: He's very fast, he's very fit. But I don't think
Speaker 7: that talent is hidden.
Speaker 1: It's got long.
Speaker 5: It was hidden from me, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: ratio with my centipede legs, and you took off fast anymore?
Speaker 7: Stumpy Matt is like, he's very athletic, but I feel
Speaker 7: like that that's kind of relatively finish.
Speaker 1: And there was a fire in my fucking between my thighs.
Speaker 6: I'm sensing sprint racers tomorrow. No, on the sand, you
Speaker 6: can race Oscar.
Speaker 1: He's pretty quick. Here's quick, what's wine?
Speaker 4: Very quick?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's hidden. I don't know you play
Speaker 2: the guitar.
Speaker 7: He tried to serenade us today because you renamed a
Speaker 7: cold Play song, No, what did you call it?
Speaker 3: Airplane by And it was I'm leaving on a poop plane.
Speaker 1: For the kids, not just wasn't for you. I wrote
Speaker 1: down that I can solve a Rubi's Cuban under a minute.
Speaker 3: That's very good, but I would say not many people
Speaker 3: would know that Ash can play guitar and sing. That's hidden.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Like no, literally, only me and Oscar and Macy know
Speaker 6: that that's true.
Speaker 4: Right, these ones are I've lost track who's winning. It's
Speaker 4: a tie. I reckon.
Speaker 1: There's no winners and losers around here.
Speaker 4: Man, We're all.
Speaker 3: Having fun, right, guys, this is the best time I life.
Speaker 1: This one really changed just your stance because you wanted
Speaker 1: to win. You're like, I'm winning this.
Speaker 8: No, I'm getting bloated, so I want to I had
Speaker 8: half a glass of wine.
Speaker 7: I could feel my I was like under my pants
Speaker 7: or do I just put in front of myself?
Speaker 4: As with each other?
Speaker 3: Guys, we have four questions left. These are all travel based.
Speaker 3: This will decide which couple knows the other partner the best. April,
Speaker 3: do you remember your first holiday? To get that without kids?
Speaker 2: First holiday?
Speaker 6: I'm going to say, so we got together, Sorr, I'm
Speaker 6: doing a history.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm literally thinking thirteen years ago. So we got.
Speaker 6: Together in April, and I reckon in thirteen.
Speaker 1: Years in April? Oh, to get it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got it. You were a cute.
Speaker 5: In the month of April, so I say in April anyway,
Speaker 5: fack whatever.
Speaker 6: I think our first holiday was overseas.
Speaker 2: No, was it not?
Speaker 1: Remember we went to see my parents.
Speaker 2: Is that a holiday?
Speaker 1: It's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: I think that was a let's go meet your parents.
Speaker 1: Wore a suit?
Speaker 4: Did you?
Speaker 1: Okay, Laura?
Speaker 4: It was our first holiday.
Speaker 7: Our first holiday technically was.
Speaker 4: To Thailand after bachel After.
Speaker 7: Bachelor we went to one of your friend's weddings into Woomba.
Speaker 7: That was our first trip together. And then we went
Speaker 7: on our first actual holiday just us as a couple,
Speaker 7: to BALI.
Speaker 4: Yes, very good. I couldn't remember any of that.
Speaker 7: Well, it was great. What did you write to Womba?
Speaker 7: Where was to Woomba, Queensland?
Speaker 4: Not to disrespect anyone from to Woomba, but we had.
Speaker 8: A great time. I mean, you don't remember it, but
Speaker 8: it was beautiful.
Speaker 5: What do you think Matt's dream holiday is without kids?
Speaker 8: To go to Malta, to go to Europe or Greece.
Speaker 5: To the farmer's markets, to go to the farmers much
Speaker 5: and then straight to the closest fish restaurant.
Speaker 8: And go to the gym. No, it would be if
Speaker 8: it didn't have kids. It would be to.
Speaker 7: Go to Greece. Or he was about Malta. He's been
Speaker 7: there and he thought it was amazing. But yeah, I
Speaker 7: don't think that that's going to happen for a while
Speaker 7: without kids.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, would be the Maldives surfing closed.
Speaker 1: I said, Indonesia. It's the same thing.
Speaker 4: What was the first family holiday that you took?
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I feel like this is I'm at a
Speaker 6: disadvantage because I feel like you would have had time
Speaker 6: to think about this.
Speaker 1: That's part of the game, mate.
Speaker 6: First family holiday wouldn't have just been down south? Nope,
Speaker 6: six months when we went down south for Rihanna's wedding.
Speaker 1: You could be right, Yeah, I'm right.
Speaker 5: One I remember is we went to Byron and remember
Speaker 5: that the car seat we got was too big, so
Speaker 5: we patted it out with towns from the hotel.
Speaker 2: That's right, that will be safe, and we kept and
Speaker 2: we kept the towns.
Speaker 7: Our first trip was to Europe with Marli. She was
Speaker 7: three months old.
Speaker 2: We're like Barron Bay.
Speaker 1: We went down to the shopping center.
Speaker 8: I was doing a job.
Speaker 7: I was working for next who's like a clothing brand,
Speaker 7: and they wanted to do They wanted us to go
Speaker 7: over there and work over there, but I just had
Speaker 7: Marley and I was like, well, obviously, I'm only going
Speaker 7: to go if Matt can come, if Marley can come,
Speaker 7: and we all flew there on next It was a
Speaker 7: great remotely, it was a fantastic holiday. That was a
Speaker 7: job so great, and then we went on actual holiday.
Speaker 4: One of the best holidays we've had.
Speaker 7: It was and it was before the time when you
Speaker 7: could like not travel with kids. Everyone everyone was like
Speaker 7: traveling with a newborn, that's insane, way would you do it?
Speaker 7: But she was actually amazing. She slept the whole time.
Speaker 7: We had the most amazing holiday. And then when she
Speaker 7: turned one, I was like, oh you could. You could
Speaker 7: never do this, that would be Helena.
Speaker 6: We've never been travel with Oscar, like if we did,
Speaker 6: like Europe with Oscar, no way.
Speaker 1: You can't even drive reptop.
Speaker 5: If the GPS changes one minute goes you know, you
Speaker 5: hit traffic goes from like twenty four minutes to twenty
Speaker 5: five It said twenty four minute ago.
Speaker 2: Had you spoken about Oscar's.
Speaker 4: Not yet yet?
Speaker 5: I was like, first of all, how do you know
Speaker 5: what a minute it is, And then I was like,
Speaker 5: also butt out.
Speaker 6: He's obsessed with numbers, so he loves what it like.
Speaker 6: He'll literally send his car seat and he's like, what
Speaker 6: is it? I can see twenty four minutes, twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it goes back up, breaks out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, April, what does ASH think that your travel weakness
Speaker 3: would be?
Speaker 6: I think just not having a routine. Like, I'm like,
Speaker 6: what was you got no sense of direction?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm I don't have a sense of direction at home?
Speaker 6: How many have sense of direction traveling?
Speaker 1: What directions is the sun rise?
Speaker 2: I know this one ease.
Speaker 1: Good job.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 6: You didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I knew that.
Speaker 6: I knew that because we've always grown up on the
Speaker 6: beaches and I always knew it.
Speaker 4: Rose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 2: It is for once we get a mustard.
Speaker 8: What's my trouble weakness? I actually don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 7: Everything's chaos, But I don't know what you would think
Speaker 7: would be.
Speaker 1: Not shower r I went to India or didn't wash
Speaker 1: my foot?
Speaker 7: Actually no, I washed myself a lot more in India.
Speaker 7: It's very sweaty, very humid.
Speaker 3: Get that India, I would say it would be the
Speaker 3: fact that you don't unpack your suitcase once you come home.
Speaker 3: You neither, do you though it's not about me, but
Speaker 3: is that's a man's right.
Speaker 7: Also, we're not even on holidays anymore, so that's not
Speaker 7: really a track.
Speaker 8: Do you leave it for however long.
Speaker 2: It takes, Oh my god, like a week. I get home.
Speaker 2: I put the load of washing.
Speaker 7: Well, usually I try and do the washing before I leave,
Speaker 7: so often it's clean stuff that's in there, and it's
Speaker 7: still and I just leave out of it for at
Speaker 7: least a fortnight and then and then I put it
Speaker 7: away smart.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, all right.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I just zip it back up if we have
Speaker 7: people coming over instead of puting somewhere, just zip.
Speaker 4: It all back in.
Speaker 1: We just moved, and I threw a whole bag of
Speaker 1: stuff out.
Speaker 6: I won't go to bed until it's all done, no
Speaker 6: matter what time I get home.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 1: I had a backpack of stuff from Perth. Throw it out. Wow,
Speaker 1: because I was like five through that.
Speaker 8: Do you know what was in it?
Speaker 7: Or are you gonna It's gonna be like two weeks
Speaker 7: time and you're gonna be like, oh, wow, I really
Speaker 7: want that shirt.
Speaker 8: Then you're like, I think it's yeah.
Speaker 6: Your mentality is like I just buy it, Okay, Well
Speaker 6: that must be nice.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: No one's throwing shop.
Speaker 8: No one's all shut up.
Speaker 7: No one's throwing away a whole suitcase because they.
Speaker 8: Can't be bothered to put it away.
Speaker 1: I said, backpacks very different.
Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, sackpack all right, last question, this is the
Speaker 5: last one.
Speaker 4: This is this is a tiebreaker.
Speaker 1: I think, what do you think? Matt thinks your travel
Speaker 1: strength is.
Speaker 7: I think I'm relatively adaptable. So like, if things don't
Speaker 7: go to.
Speaker 5: Plan, you always check whatever, You always check your feet
Speaker 5: fit in the sink, wherever.
Speaker 8: You Things often don't go to plan when we traveled.
Speaker 7: Together, because we're both quite unorganized.
Speaker 8: That's more organized than I. He's much more organized than
Speaker 8: I am. Matt's like the booker.
Speaker 7: He's the one who as the holiday and I'm a
Speaker 7: holiday princess. I just rock up and I'm like, where
Speaker 7: do you point me? Like, where's the fridge with the rose?
Speaker 4: Where you point me? Stop?
Speaker 7: So often things go wrong, but I'm always okay with that.
Speaker 8: I don't care.
Speaker 7: Like recently when we went I had to go to India,
Speaker 7: with my sister for work, and we rocked up at
Speaker 7: the airport and her visa had expired, which meant she
Speaker 7: could no longer travel to India and I had to
Speaker 7: travel by myself. And I was like, it's cool, whatever,
Speaker 7: You'll get there in a.
Speaker 8: Couple of days.
Speaker 7: Like, I feel like I'm very go with the flow
Speaker 7: when things go back.
Speaker 8: What do you think it is?
Speaker 3: Totally agree? It would take a lot to derail you.
Speaker 8: To rattle me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I'm just here for a good time,
Speaker 7: guys for a good time.
Speaker 3: And I probably now would like to rethink my travel
Speaker 3: weakness because that would maybe be it is the fact
Speaker 3: that you're just like whatever.
Speaker 8: I know you better than you know you about me.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you're saying that her weakness.
Speaker 4: Is actually.
Speaker 3: I would say, now I'm rethinking the weakness would be
Speaker 3: the fact that you're not so detail orientated. But I
Speaker 3: know that I know that I could throw you in
Speaker 3: any country, any situation, and you'd be like sweet, hit
Speaker 3: the ground, absolutely running.
Speaker 8: What did you think it was like?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: No, you wrote something down?
Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't write anything down. It once he's
Speaker 3: me and i'm him, it's all up here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, see, so you had nothing planned and you just
Speaker 7: went with whatever I said then, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's a good answer.
Speaker 2: I'll agree.
Speaker 8: Is that what just happened?
Speaker 1: We'll be right, We'll be right back, April. What do
Speaker 1: you think? I think your travel strengths are.
Speaker 2: My organizational skills?
Speaker 1: It's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I goes down in the complete a second.
Speaker 5: We were traveled together so well, April, I wrote this
Speaker 5: specifically organized annoyingly.
Speaker 6: So oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not like listening to you.
Speaker 6: I'm like, is something lows up?
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck?
Speaker 7: So iron tis I'm so Maybe because I'm a middle child,
Speaker 7: but I'm so used to traveling with my sister and
Speaker 7: she is very a personality, so it's almost conditioned me
Speaker 7: to be the opposite. So I know that if I'm
Speaker 7: traveling with her, which I do for work a lot,
Speaker 7: I just don't organize anything because she has an idea
Speaker 7: and she also doesn't like.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 7: But funnily enough, the reason for that is because she
Speaker 7: was so organized.
Speaker 1: So she with she's out organized herself.
Speaker 7: So with India, you've got you get a thirty day visa, right,
Speaker 7: but that visa is only applicable for thirty days from
Speaker 7: the day that you apply. But she applied for it
Speaker 7: thinking and you still have to submit your dates. Remember
Speaker 7: that she applied with the dates that she was traveling,
Speaker 7: thinking that the visa was approved for the dates that
Speaker 7: were specified. She did so early, but she did it
Speaker 7: so so early that it had expired.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at reading reading fine print, give.
Speaker 8: But I reckon. I reckon.
Speaker 7: We would travel great like Unfortunately, April do all of
Speaker 7: the organizing and I'd probably be very resentful by the.
Speaker 5: End of it.
Speaker 8: But I'd be like.
Speaker 1: She'd also do all you're watching, can you come back?
Speaker 1: Except of your feet?
Speaker 4: It's a time.
Speaker 8: I think these guys know each other better.
Speaker 3: Well, that is it. I can't believe the kids haven't
Speaker 3: woken up. We're at the top of the house.
Speaker 7: And they probably have. We're so far away from their room.
Speaker 7: We wouldn't know if the Cashery got them or not.
Speaker 7: The Cashery, the cashuwary, Okay, the Cashi weary.
Speaker 4: But that's the end of this episode. We're going to
Speaker 4: go to bed.
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch the end of the football.
Speaker 8: Thanks so much for having us, guys, It's.
Speaker 4: Been a pleasure.
Speaker 1: This isn't my house.
Speaker 7: Can I request having some headphones next time? If I
Speaker 7: ever make it back on here?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? April any requests.
Speaker 2: No, I just won't be back on more Rose, Yes,
Speaker 2: you will.
Speaker 1: You say this now, and then she listens to herself.
Speaker 4: I'm good, very funny.
Speaker 2: Don't tell people that.
Speaker 4: Very funny, Laura.
Speaker 3: If people have liked this episode, what should they do?
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Speaker 4: And April, where can I find us on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads.
Speaker 1: Yes, in the section.
Speaker 4: And we'll get out of here.
Speaker 8: That's from it, guys, Thank you. That's it from us, guys.
Speaker 2: Thanks nay, guys, I'm a little bit tipsy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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