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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so let's see that's a topic that we get

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Speaker 2: into a little bit more detail later on with the

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Speaker 2: with the help of your calls.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me for that.

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Speaker 2: I know it's the podcasting.

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Speaker 4: That's rich coming from you, Woody.

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Speaker 5: We're living in here in the giant Woodrow gas chamber

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Speaker 5: that is the Woom Woody Studios.

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Speaker 6: Hold my, I hold mine for the podcast intro. How

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Speaker 6: dare you boy?

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Speaker 3: It's about it.

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Speaker 2: The joy and he's got the hands. We call him

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Speaker 2: jazz hands because the hands get particularly what do you

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Speaker 2: call him just stimulation.

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Speaker 4: He gesticulates furiously when.

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Speaker 2: He gets Italian. That's when he gets really just saying

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Speaker 2: I successfully navigated you away from talking you about cat penises,

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Speaker 2: which our dear listeners will come to enjoy podcast.

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Speaker 3: But now we're back onto Flatlans.

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Speaker 4: Well, well to be but I steered clear of the

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Speaker 4: cat penis, you did, and I appreciate it, thank you.

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Speaker 2: And then Woody was the one who who drove us

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Speaker 2: back down into smart and gut a conversation really humor,

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Speaker 2: please just say that bathroom in a restaurant on well, well,

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Speaker 2: I mean, if we're if we're there, if a.

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Speaker 4: Very fancy restaurant as well.

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Speaker 6: No, no boo, But we're not going to engage with

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Speaker 6: it because I would rather talk to my beautiful partner

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Speaker 6: before we Not sure, Okay, hypothetically I think is it illegal?

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Speaker 2: It's illegal? I would have thought so.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe didn't have a forn accounting in a bathroom

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Speaker 6: in a public bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're joking. I think that's didn't have it. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't a public at least, it's public nudity, yeah, public?

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Speaker 4: Did you keep you clothes on?

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Speaker 2: Did you did you keep your clothes on?

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Speaker 4: Buy the song? Oh it's sexy, there's no doubt about it.

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Speaker 7: And now the proofs and the pudding to your job

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Speaker 7: job play, I mean added, all of a sudden, what did.

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Speaker 2: You get fully neud Just take the kid right off

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Speaker 2: the top half, from the top half front, just your

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Speaker 2: top half anyway, we're not talking about with fully closed.

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Speaker 2: Just turns around and you're just completely nerd.

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Speaker 4: Shoes off.

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Speaker 2: I left him at the door. Anyway. It's a great joke, right,

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Speaker 2: it's a great joke there. I think we should, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think we should. I was I was going to

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Speaker 2: stick over the restaurant gear. I was done there, I

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Speaker 2: was done?

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Speaker 6: Were you Yeah, you've got that glint in your eye.

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Speaker 6: You're going to bring it back when you can, and

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Speaker 6: then you know, boo, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: If you're not a cross it.

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Speaker 2: There is an online platform called only Fans, which is

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Speaker 2: this place where you can set up a private page

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Speaker 2: and essentially charge people to get privatized content, exclusive content. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you filming yourself, taking photos of yourself, whatever it is.

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Speaker 2: It naturally, I think it started as quite an innocent concept,

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Speaker 2: it turned into porn. So amazing how that happens phenomenon.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, we were talking about this the other day

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Speaker 2: and I started like, you know, I'm out of the

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Speaker 2: the demo. So I started calling it fans only fans,

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Speaker 2: assume you're just talking about a room without air coms,

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Speaker 2: like so so, so, what we're going to do right

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Speaker 2: now is I'm going to adopt my senior nice Yeah,

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Speaker 2: as a gentleman by the name of Archie. I like

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Speaker 2: Archie Archibald.

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Speaker 3: And he's never heard of only fans before.

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Speaker 6: Of course, of course he hasn't, he's an old man.

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Speaker 3: But he has heard fans spinning, shielding fans.

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Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do right now is We've got

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Speaker 2: the number for a fans place, and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: and make it very clear that I've clearly mistaken only

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Speaker 2: fans for a fans shop. And let's just see how

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Speaker 2: this guy's at the moment when they go, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: this poor geezer is calling me about privatized porn. Yeah, okay, well,

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Speaker 8: Paul speaking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good afternoon, Paul. How are you now, I'm good? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: very well, thank you very much, names Archiable. Now, it's

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Speaker 3: just in the markets for some fans because my granddaughter, Cecilia,

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Speaker 3: need to make sure I just get her only fans. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so do you sell do you sell only fans? We

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Speaker 3: do have fans and and and only fans, no no

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Speaker 3: lights or anything else attached to it.

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Speaker 9: We sell fans without the lot.

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Speaker 3: She keeps mentioning only fans and and it sounds a

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Speaker 3: that specifically makes fans. I'm trying to look for it online.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if it's. Yes, they do, but they

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Speaker 3: only sell their their suppliers, so they only sell to

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Speaker 3: retail stores only fans supplier.

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Speaker 3: Oh, because she keeps mentioning a company that chunds like

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Speaker 3: it's called only fans.

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Speaker 2: He's gone.

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Speaker 6: There's no in no world is he ever going to

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Speaker 6: try and explain to a geezer what only fans is.

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Speaker 6: He was playing dumb. He knows one hundred percent he

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Speaker 6: knows what only fans is. But as if he wants

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Speaker 6: to say to you, oh, sorry, mate, you're you're looking

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Speaker 2: Or your granddaughter's trying to turn up your granddaughter, your

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Speaker 2: beautiful grandchaldter's trying to turn up the side where she

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Speaker 2: can post patters himself with the internet.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, fair enough. Can I have another crack?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, crack, sure, but I don't know. No one's going

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Speaker 6: to engage that, it's going to ignore you. But let's

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Speaker 6: let's I'll call another fan shop on the other side.

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Speaker 6: Let's choose back the return the big boy. I do

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Speaker 6: like Ichi, so you know, why not make another phone call?

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Speaker 4: All right, great, you just joined us.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have another crack here because one failed attempt

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Speaker 2: not enough to turn me back. I'm currently calling a

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Speaker 2: as an old guy god Archibald and Archie has overheard

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Speaker 2: he's going to get her a birthday present, which is fans.

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Speaker 4: And I'm letting.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to let the person at the fans store

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Speaker 6: If you missed before the song you made the call

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Speaker 6: to to a blow called Paul.

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Speaker 2: Now he obviously knows you reckon.

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Speaker 6: He knew he was a guy in his twenties or

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Speaker 6: He had it again, he didn't want to go through

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Speaker 6: the awkwardness of explaining to an old guy that his

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Speaker 6: only Fans.

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Speaker 2: But I love that you want to give this a

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Speaker 2: go again, one hundred percent. I'm ready to go number

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Speaker 2: for another fans store. Yeah, I mean thingers cross guys.

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Speaker 10: This is ver huge, good afternoon, miss Selena.

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Speaker 3: Was it Elena? Was it?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 3: No, Elena, My name is Archibald. I'm in the market

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Speaker 3: for some fans your yes, we do, no, and I've

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Speaker 3: got as it's actually for my granddaughter the fans. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's her birthday coming up, she's turning twenty eight. I've

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Speaker 3: heard her mentioned a few times only fans, which you cross?

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Speaker 3: Only fans you, Lena? Yes, yes, So she's she's she's

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Speaker 3: saying she just wants I assume that means she doesn't

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Speaker 3: She's just after just the fan. So have you got

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Speaker 11: I suggest you speak to her about exactly what she wants,

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Speaker 11: just because fans are very personal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, So I was also wondering whether that's a

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Speaker 3: on the indiwebs or whatnot.

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Speaker 11: Okay, so let me just hop your hole for one moment.

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Speaker 11: Thanks for holding.

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Speaker 12: We'll be with you shortly.

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Speaker 3: Your call is important to us and we.

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Speaker 12: Won't keep you.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 11: Thank you for holding.

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Speaker 3: Hell Elena, how are you? Oh? So, what I've done

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Speaker 3: in the meantime while you were playing that really quite

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Speaker 3: ambient guitar as I've I've handed over to as I'm

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Speaker 3: on the induebs here there actually is a website which

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Speaker 3: is huge, huge as but it's just requiring an email

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Speaker 3: an email and a password for only fans.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, what what your.

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Speaker 11: Talking about is actually something different. It's not a fan company.

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Speaker 3: What what is it?

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Speaker 11: You have to figure that one out yourself. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: So it doesn't have fans.

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Speaker 2: No, so she's talking about me.

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Speaker 11: If you want to have a look, you could hop

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Speaker 11: onto website to see which fans we.

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Speaker 3: Have, right, But you don't have only fans. We've established that. No, okay, soo,

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Speaker 3: and uh, have you ever been on only fans? Have

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Right, okay, Lena, Hey going, my name is Will. I'm

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Speaker 4: calling from Will and Woody on kids.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think you played that very well.

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Speaker 11: I'm freaked out. I popped on hold and I'm asking colleagues.

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Speaker 11: I'm like, I know he's not serious, but I don't

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Speaker 11: want I don't have the heart to tell him.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 6: We can tell that your initial cause when he when

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Speaker 2: We've actually literally tried six different fans stores, and every

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Speaker 2: single one of them has just not had the guts.

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Speaker 3: To tell Archibald that his daughter's into porn.

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Speaker 4: They've just they just haven't stepped forward.

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Speaker 2: So you're the first person to actually say I think

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Speaker 2: I think actually said you were like you you need

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Speaker 2: to go home and have a chat with her.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's very personal. Maybe discuss it with her.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call on thirty one, O six or

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Speaker 2: five if you think you can convince us you're in

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Speaker 2: the car with somebody else Wiland Woodies alone.

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Speaker 6: It's our job Will to try and tell if they

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Trent here. Trente mate, how are you?

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Speaker 11: I'm good mate, how are.

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Speaker 2: You very very well. Who are you in the car

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Speaker 2: with Trent?

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Speaker 3: Con?

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Speaker 7: I'm in a try too.

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Speaker 6: You're a truck tuck very good, and you're in the

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Speaker 6: truck with con who's con?

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Speaker 13: Just a work mat?

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Speaker 2: Just to work mate, beautiful? Can you chock before we

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Speaker 4: What do you what do you deliver in the truck?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you pretty good? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Jesus, it's very good.

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Speaker 2: Connor, you're married?

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Speaker 2: Have you stayed single all these years?

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Speaker 8: Come? How did you?

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Speaker 10: What did you say?

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Speaker 2: How have you stayed single all these years? No? I

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Speaker 6: I'm not gonna lock it down. Hey, will I think

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Speaker 6: Connin Trent to two different people?

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Speaker 3: What what are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you picking that up? Or do you think it's

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Speaker 3: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: We should get them to sing?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna might be cheating?

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Speaker 3: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: You can ask the question, m.

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Speaker 13: You can ask another question.

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Speaker 2: Trent's yeah, no, no, we know that Trent, that can

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Speaker 6: I did just him Trent clear his throat as well,

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Speaker 2: You do know how easily it is for us to

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Speaker 13: I think you're actually completely wrong.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so what do you want to tell you? They're

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Speaker 6: There's two real people.

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Speaker 8: There, that's correct.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well played, Trent, Well played Trent and Con good

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Speaker 2: Times and fun. People just call up with two people

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Speaker 4: Do they have a chat with Like?

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Speaker 2: Oh, they won't be able to tell that we're two

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what they want?

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Speaker 6: They want to chat with the boys, right, obviously they're

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Speaker 6: Let's got a Trish here, Trish, who are you in

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Hi, yeah, I'm in the daughter. I'm in the car

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Speaker 4: You're in the daughter.

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Speaker 6: If you were in the daughter with your car, that'd

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Speaker 6: be very different. But your daughter, she's ten, she's ten. Okay,

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Speaker 6: can you throw?

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 2: What was her name?

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Speaker 2: Annabel? Can you throw Annabelle on the phone? Please?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Yeah, very good.

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Speaker 6: I was talking about the secret to staying tight or

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Speaker 6: is give her your new partner's kidney. And this is

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Speaker 6: coming from a real place. A woman gets married to

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Speaker 6: so she gives her her kidney. Wow, like literally a

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure if he was the one that asked her. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: a tiny bit of mayo there, but it goes to

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Speaker 6: show that you can be close.

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Speaker 2: You do only need one kidney. By the way, it's

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Speaker 2: not like she's giving her a heart.

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Speaker 6: No, it's still very impressive though. I think giving a

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Speaker 6: I've only got one left, so if something goes wrong

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's your insurance policy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get that. It's still don't take away

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Speaker 2: from giving somebody you know, you know, and like, I've

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Speaker 2: got two shovels, yeah right, Yeah. Occasionally if someone says

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Speaker 2: look like a hero.

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Speaker 4: I look like a bloody hero, But deep down I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I've got no one on.

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Speaker 6: The shd even what if that shovel broke, You're reserve

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Speaker 6: But I have a back.

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Speaker 2: Can I have a back?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's what I do.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, we get enough topic. I do want to talk

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Speaker 6: more about staying close with your ex. I think it

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Speaker 2: But I know we'll, I know we'll.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why you're laughing. I know that your

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Speaker 6: Yes they did, and they were both there, both very

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Speaker 2: Everyone.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, occasionally, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say this,

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Speaker 6: but occasionally they go on holidays.

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Speaker 2: This is all I've been on holiday with. I've been

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Speaker 2: on holiday with both of them and their new partners. Yes,

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Speaker 4: Yeah they do.

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Speaker 3: Apparently that is just wild for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they've stayed that close.

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Speaker 6: They still holiday together, they get nude together, they have

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Speaker 4: Well, they don't.

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Speaker 2: They don't get ner like. I wouldn't say they. I

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Speaker 2: wouldn't say, you know, they holiday, they get nude together. Like,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they've seen it, but they've already seen each

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Speaker 4: There's an argument for it. They've already seen each a

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Speaker 2: Year divorced, you'd think it, you know, does it though?

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Speaker 2: And that's interesting though, if I was with somebody for

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Speaker 6: You think you just get can't blonnche around nudity, just

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Speaker 6: like I've seen it before, you have over ten I'll

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Speaker 2: If you shared a kid with somebody after you got divorced,

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Speaker 2: god this you've seen the package. Yeah, yeah, you've unwrapped

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Speaker 2: the pressy well, fair enough, and the towel isn't a

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Speaker 2: rapping on a present of a person's body. But you

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. But yes, they had a very

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Speaker 2: very amicable split and they had a party to celebrate

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Speaker 2: It really is like it's.

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Speaker 4: Actually a bit of an inspiration. I need a caveat

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Speaker 4: all of this by something that they're Dutch.

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Speaker 6: Sure, the Dutch a very different. Counts for Dutch are

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Speaker 6: very different. I'd like some more inspiration in this area.

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Speaker 6: I want to hear if anyone's listening right now, if

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Speaker 6: you want you to call up now thirteen one O

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Speaker 6: that I still blur yes, And I don't really want

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Speaker 2: He on the cover, because that's sort of that's time

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Speaker 2: you're obliged to. That's it. I want to hear. You

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Speaker 2: still choose to do things with your ex, right, you

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Speaker 2: willingly choose to still hang out with them and do

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Speaker 4: Celebrating successful ex hood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice. I mean, I've said it badly, but

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean one six five Robin Hood

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Speaker 2: music behind that celebrating successful ex hood? What you got

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Speaker 2: impress us? We're talking successful relationships with your ex woods.

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Speaker 1: This is a shout up too much right now.

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Speaker 6: The bar is your girlfriend's parents. They're divorced, but they

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Speaker 6: still have nude holidays together. They go on a sex

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Speaker 6: retreat together, and I was on the same holiday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I beg the question.

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Speaker 4: No, no, it doesn't beg the question.

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Speaker 2: Or when I left, Yes, they would say they would

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Speaker 2: sunbake topless and and well I don't know if that

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Speaker 2: if there was, if the Frankfort was by the pool,

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if that's the case.

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Speaker 6: Oh, okay, fair enough, fair enough. Well, I think it's

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Speaker 6: was maybe would you some make nude with your eggs?

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Speaker 2: Which one?

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Chloe here I F one o six ' five.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for the question, though, Will Chloe you still

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Speaker 6: hang out with your ex? You're still close with your ex?

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Speaker 8: Yes? I am.

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Speaker 12: Hi, guys a big fan of the show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 8: So my ex may break up about two years ago.

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I'm a couple break up. Yeah, but we've

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Speaker 12: And even though he's in a relationship with a lovely

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Speaker 2: Chloe, is she is the current partner going as well?

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Speaker 2: Is going to be a bit of a throuple?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, not just to talk to you, just to me now, Chloe,

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Speaker 2: and now Chloe, come on, I mean, is there any

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Speaker 4: The theater.

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Speaker 8: That you know you might none whatsoever.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but chlode one more question. Sorry, are you staying

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Airbnb?

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Speaker 12: Two different bedrooms, two different bedrooms.

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Speaker 2: Gee whiz saying I know, let's say you go to

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Speaker 2: In other words, surely, surely I'm sorry about the poor

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Speaker 4: There, but just if I was, if I was in

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Speaker 4: it anyway, let's let's let's.

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Speaker 2: Move a credit to you, Chloe, honestly that that's not

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Speaker 2: that's out of it. Cross I love, but have to

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Speaker 2: cross your mind.

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Speaker 6: Doesn't cross Chloe's mind. Let's have to cross your mind though,

450
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 6: that's not Cool's issues to Hamilton, everyone's everyone's going to Hamilton.

451
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 6: By the way, got to see Hamilton apparently sounds crap.

452
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Speaker 2: It's got to carry it. Well it looks Can you

453
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Speaker 2: start by saying I think Hamilton looks great? I start,

454
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind some tickets carry You're still close with

455
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Speaker 2: your eggs.

456
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 13: Yeah, we're so close. We spend Christmas Eve together at

457
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Speaker 13: my house, and then my new husband and I go

458
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Speaker 13: to his house for Christmas Day and his family buys

459
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Speaker 13: my new husband presence, and yeah, we buy each other presents.

460
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Speaker 2: Get them at Carrie.

461
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Speaker 6: We were just talking before the song about Will's girlfriend's parents,

462
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Speaker 6: who they with the new partners, they all sun baked

463
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Speaker 6: nude together.

464
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 9: Happening.

465
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's that's a step too fast.

466
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Speaker 2: The girl carry?

467
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Speaker 4: But can so carry?

468
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Speaker 13: Can I?

469
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 2: Because this isn't something else that's come up here? Surely

470
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Speaker 2: given because you obviously saw your ex nude. Yeah, yeah,

471
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 2: so surely there's there's more freedom in seeing each other nude,

472
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: given that you saw each other neud quite a lot.

473
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Speaker 13: No, it's kind of weird. I would feel so uncomfortable

474
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Speaker 13: seeing him naked now, even though I know every inch

475
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Speaker 13: of his body.

476
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Speaker 8: No.

477
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Speaker 2: Interesting, Thank you for the perspective.

478
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Speaker 6: Let's go to jazz now. I'm thirty one h six

479
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Speaker 6: y five jazz. But talking about still being tight with

480
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Speaker 6: the X. What's your situation?

481
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Speaker 14: Hello?

482
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Speaker 8: So I had a I got married a while ago,

483
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Speaker 8: and we had a kid and things didn't work out

484
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Speaker 8: and we split up, and then we kind of bond.

485
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Speaker 8: We we're really good friends. Before we got together and

486
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Speaker 8: then just kind of stayed really really good friends afterwards.

487
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 8: And then now he's like literally my best friend, and

488
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Speaker 8: he just moved back in like earlier this year at

489
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Speaker 8: the housemates. He just moved back in as a housemate

490
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 8: earlier this year, and he's actually after we broke up,

491
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Speaker 8: I had a new boyfriend and him and my new

492
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 8: boyfriend became my best friends. So they talk like every

493
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 8: day and play games together. And what am I? And

494
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Speaker 8: then me and that guy actually broke up as well,

495
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Speaker 8: and I'm still friends with him and now we're all

496
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Speaker 8: moving out together.

497
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Speaker 2: Wow, your house is just ghosts of boyfriend's past. It's

498
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 2: I met a new guy.

499
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Speaker 8: It's going to be very awkward.

500
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Speaker 4: Egg before my egg.

501
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

502
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Speaker 2: I think cows are tools? And I've got do you

503
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Speaker 2: think they think we're tools? Given that we slaughter them

504
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Speaker 2: and steal them milk?

505
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Speaker 6: Now, I was going to say before I started talking

506
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Speaker 6: about it, in.

507
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Speaker 2: No way, I just want to throw that out there,

508
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 2: put a real real dampner on the and I need

509
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: to say it, and they're thinking it.

510
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Speaker 6: I appreciate you really flattening the spot, but I did

511
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Speaker 6: want to preface before talking about the fact that I

512
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Speaker 6: think cows are tools. I don't think that means you

513
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 6: can kill them, and I'm actually quite against it. I'm

514
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 6: off beef now, so I don't want to put that

515
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 6: on the table. I don't think we should be going

516
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Speaker 6: and doing it. So if you're vegan out there and

517
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,919
Speaker 6: you're offended by what I'm saying, I'm not saying kill them,

518
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 6: just saying they're tools.

519
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Speaker 2: I mean, just because we kill them doesn't mean that

520
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: they're that they preclude themselves from being a bit of

521
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 2: a bit of a knob.

522
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

523
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Speaker 6: So you think that that's revenge, they're doing revenge on

524
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Speaker 6: this show.

525
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Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, like, just because we're means to

526
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Speaker 2: them doesn't mean that they might not be, you know,

527
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Speaker 2: mean back.

528
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Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what you're trying to say?

529
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Speaker 6: I don't really know what you mean. You don't know

530
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Speaker 6: what I mean, So we'll just move on. I think

531
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Speaker 6: I've clarified my stance anyway. There was a story from

532
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Speaker 6: the UK Today of town called Whitworth. A woman was

533
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Speaker 6: late to work because two cows were blocking her car

534
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Speaker 6: from leaving her house. Okay, I think that's the lib

535
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 6: personally then the cows proceeded to take a poo on

536
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Speaker 6: her roses. For me, that is pretty conclusive evidence that

537
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 6: cows the tools. Second piece of evidence when I was

538
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Speaker 6: at a no blocking a car, making a woman late

539
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 6: for work and that was deliberate, and then they took

540
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Speaker 6: a poo in her award winning roses.

541
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Speaker 2: Second piece of evidence they knew that they were award

542
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Speaker 2: winning ros Well, this is my theory. I think they

543
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: know more than they're letting.

544
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Speaker 13: Not.

545
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Speaker 2: Second piece of evidence. I was on a primary school camp,

546
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Speaker 2: went to a farm where there are a whole bunch

547
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Speaker 2: of cows.

548
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Speaker 6: There was a cow milking show. Not a show but

549
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 6: like a sounds like a pretty shit camp camp, but

550
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Speaker 6: there was. There was a camp activity. There was just

551
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Speaker 6: a cow milking, you know, like an introduction to cow milking.

552
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 6: This is how you do it, and I was I

553
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 6: put my hand up as a volunteer. I went to

554
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Speaker 6: go and milk the cow from the teats. I truly

555
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 6: believe to this day that cow saw me there, didn't

556
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 6: wanted to embarrass me, held the milk.

557
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: In so there I was, Oh, you couldn't get you

558
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: couldn't extract any milk from the teeth.

559
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,919
Speaker 6: Tug anyway, no milk came out. I was the laughing

560
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 6: stock of the school. Even the teachers were laughing at me. Oh,

561
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 6: I can't draw a milk loser. Everyone everyone's throwing They're

562
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 6: throwing their milk at me, bottles of milk thrown at me.

563
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: I'm covering, drenched in.

564
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Speaker 4: Milk while they all got bottles of milk.

565
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: Milk farm, I'm covered in milky, got a bottle of milk.

566
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Speaker 6: Anyway, my good friend Gavin, he steps up, first touch

567
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Speaker 6: of the teeth, Bang, milk comes out.

568
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 2: I was like, you tool cow.

569
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Speaker 6: So they are my two pieces of evidence to suggest

570
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Speaker 6: that I think it's pretty conclusive. But hey, I do

571
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Speaker 6: want to hear from people that are listening right now.

572
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Speaker 6: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Now you

573
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Speaker 6: can call and corroborate my stories. Like you know, do

574
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Speaker 6: you think, well, hopefully someone out there is going buddy, Yes,

575
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 6: the cow's been a tool to me. So I'd love

576
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 6: to hear that. Or do you want to come on

577
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 6: the radio show and say no, no, no, no, it's

578
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Speaker 6: not the cows that are tools. Insert another animal that

579
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Speaker 6: a bigger tool.

580
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: What's the biggest tool of an animal? Yeah, it's easy.

581
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 6: So we either leave this and we go it's the cows,

582
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 6: or you can come on and go no, no, no, no,

583
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 6: you're barking up the wrong tree, big boy, it's insert animal.

584
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 8: Yes.

585
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: Do you think there's any animal that's a bigger tool

586
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: than a cow?

587
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 4: I think goats?

588
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 2: Why got a real They suck? Why they screamed?

589
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 3: Charge you?

590
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 2: They're relatively not appetizing unless you slow cook them.

591
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 6: Oh mate, no, please don't bring up what the killing

592
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 6: of the animals. You're putting a danner on the spot.

593
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: People eat people eat cows.

594
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,719
Speaker 6: You know we're gonna have a chatter in this song.

595
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 6: Let's not talk about the killing of animals. We're just

596
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,239
Speaker 6: doing to have a little bit of fun around. If

597
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 6: their tools are.

598
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 4: Not so geese can't eat a goose? You could, Oh

599
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, be good, Carr.

600
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 2: Stop talking.

601
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 6: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Which animal

602
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 6: in the whole animal kingdom is the biggest tool?

603
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 8: Full?

604
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 3: Ants?

605
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: Why they suck? They don't perceive any other They just

606
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 2: bite you when you stand on them. They suck, actually,

607
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 2: and they never tell you where their nest are and

608
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: you sit down. Their nest looks like a nice little

609
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: place to sit down, and they came there. They come

610
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: out and bit by bulland yeah, and then pains. It's

611
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: a disproportionately powerful bite compared to the size of the animal. No,

612
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: that is so true.

613
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 6: Actually bullands have almost got cows, but I reckon cows

614
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 6: are still hanging on thirty one or six five?

615
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: Which animal is the biggest tool? We'll take them up next.

616
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: Which animal is the biggest tool? Yeah, look, I'm getting

617
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 2: pretty hard for the cow.

618
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Speaker 4: I've had a thought just in the song. By the way,

619
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Speaker 4: I know mine are all insects.

620
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but wasps see a bee serves a purpose. They

621
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: collect the honey. Yeah, you know, we've got a good

622
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: relationship it wasps. They are just out and that like

623
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Speaker 2: they ad just doubt that it kill. Do wasps not

624
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: do anything with the honey?

625
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 3: No?

626
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: No, they don't make honey.

627
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 4: Don't make honey?

628
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 2: What's there? Nine to five just dicks? What do you

629
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: mean they do?

630
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 4: They're twenty four to seven tools. Wasps.

631
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Speaker 2: All they do is they hang out in the high

632
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: for you to get too closed and just ambush.

633
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 4: They suck.

634
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah right, remember then they just come for you when

635
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: you open a lollipop or an icy pole a wasp there,

636
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: don't mate piss off? Yeah no, I don't like it.

637
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: Just rock up when the sugar is there. Do flies

638
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 2: have a purpose? Yes, fair enough.

639
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 4: They're good for degrading. By degrading, things breakdown.

640
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 6: Okay, that's good, I'll stand out flies. Let's got a

641
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 6: little here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Little, this

642
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 6: is amazing you're going to confirm that cows are tools

643
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 6: because I'm also off the cows. Cows have embarrassed me

644
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 6: in the past. I was on a school excursion and

645
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 6: I reckon a cow was holding its milk. So the

646
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 6: kids all laughed at me. Lil, why do you think

647
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 6: cows are tools?

648
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 14: Well, they're gonta get to sue them in the insectes.

649
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 14: The cows know what they're doing is annoying, do they?

650
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 12: Yeah?

651
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: I reckon they do it? So I reckon.

652
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 4: They suck you in with those big innis and eyes.

653
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 14: Yes, pretty high, but then there's pop.

654
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 6: Yes, I agree that, little. What happened to you little

655
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 6: to make.

656
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: You think that that?

657
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 14: I grew up on a but he with cows, and

658
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 14: whenever we tried to move them, there was one particular

659
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 14: one would Petsy get out and go through my mom's

660
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 14: garden because she likes to smell the hedges, So like

661
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 14: destroying my mom's text me manic to the garden at

662
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 14: perfect And that's what you think.

663
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: That's got something to do with the fake that you

664
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 2: were moving them to kill them. Sometimes Will know.

665
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 14: They well they can get green grass.

666
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: Fatten them up, so you could kill them. Will still

667
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: i'd want to move.

668
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 6: She's a dairy farmer. She's not an other farmer.

669
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Speaker 3: Do we know that?

670
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's gone. That's gone. She's going to she's

671
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: going to miss.

672
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 3: Going to milk a couch.

673
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: She's sharpening her know, she's not.

674
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 4: Well, let's get what.

675
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 2: Cows.

676
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 3: That's what happens.

677
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I don't like talking about it. April

678
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 6: here April. Which animal is a bigger tool than a cow?

679
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 13: Turkeys?

680
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 4: Turkeys? Yeah, turkeys.

681
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: I thought you said herpes. I was like, that's a

682
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: different topic. But Turkey's why Turkey's April.

683
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 13: Well, when I was.

684
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 14: Younger, I got chased by turkeys. My stepdad's auntie had

685
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 14: a farm and would go there on school holidays and

686
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 14: I used to be the one that you have to

687
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 14: let out.

688
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 6: So they didn't warn me that they charge.

689
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 13: When they.

690
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 4: They wake up, they make a weird noise, very weird.

691
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 6: And as I always said, you can't trust an animal

692
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 6: with a scrot them on their chin. Now let's go

693
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 6: to mark here.

694
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 2: There has been a couple of others of events thrown

695
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: up in the studio. Crab got thrown around during the song. Yeah,

696
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 2: given they've got arms that are things that bought you,

697
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: they've got to be tool. Don't you feel sorry for

698
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: the crab in some ways though, because he's got pincers

699
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: as hands like edwards his hands. Yeah, so he's trying

700
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 2: to love to you whenever he's trying to be tender again,

701
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: he can't. Yeah, he can't stroke his kid's hair. He

702
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 2: can only sever can't catch a ball. He just popped

703
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: the ball when he tries to catch it. That's a

704
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 2: tough life for it. He can only go sideways as well.

705
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: He's like, you know, he's like Zulander, you gonna even

706
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 2: walk straight?

707
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: The poor things.

708
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a pixure. There's a tough so they're just

709
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 6: totally immobilized. When you pinch them on the side, there's.

710
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 9: You go in.

711
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: No, I feel I feel for the feel for the crab.

712
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: Crab. I feel for the crab.

713
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 2: We're crab fans on this show. And the other one,

714
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 2: which we haven't discussed as well, is cats, which arguably

715
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 2: the embodiment of every hellish part of the worst people

716
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 2: that have ever lived on the planet put into a

717
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: four legged fairy thing which lives in.

718
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 6: A house well brutal. I don't hate cats, hate cats.

719
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 6: I don't hate cats, but I actually quite like that

720
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 6: cats aren't you know. Cats, They're like, I'm not going

721
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 6: to get around you that much.

722
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, great, I love that about a pet. I'm

723
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 4: just not going to get around you.

724
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: Jeez, what a great thing to I'm gonna buy an

725
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: animal that lives in the same place as me, doesn't

726
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: get around me. Yes, I actually I would imagine if

727
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: you chose everything else in your house like that. I

728
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: feel this lovely housemaid who's going to cook twice a week.

729
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: I've got this other house mate who's got barbs on

730
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: his penis and he's just going to disappear and eat

731
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: other things and just roy the native wildlife. I mean,

732
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: what a great guy that is. Them People like them cats.

733
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 2: They've got a barb for a penis. And I'll say

734
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: that again.

735
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: You know they do.

736
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: They've got the fact mate penis. Let's go to Mark

737
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 2: here on thirty one sixty five. Jesus, I hope this

738
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: isn't penis related.

739
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 3: Mark.

740
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: You don't like goats though.

741
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,239
Speaker 8: That's right, But yeah I can.

742
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 12: Cows are good because actually got really good manual which

743
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 12: is great for your garden.

744
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 9: But I went, I went and looked at a property

745
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 9: walking around the paddica has got goats in there. This

746
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 9: walk goat comes walking up to me thinking, oh yeah,

747
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 9: a nice, nice, nice goat.

748
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 13: Go to padded bang right and the crown jewel.

749
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 12: I been thunder thinking of this things to story me

750
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 12: and it's come back for a seconds, go back.

751
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast, thirty one six five.

752
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: Do you think having sex with clothes on, belly bumping

753
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 2: with your clothes on?

754
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 4: Is it sex?

755
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

756
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 4: Is sexier than without it?

757
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 3: That's the question.

758
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: And do you think it is. I think it can be. Yes,

759
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: I definitely think it can be. It can be or

760
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: it is no, I think it can be. No. That's

761
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 2: important for me to clarify here. But obviously, you know

762
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 2: we all, you know, we all like taking our clothes off.

763
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 3: We all do.

764
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 2: It's nice, it's easy, it's comfortable, it's a nice feeling.

765
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 4: You know, it's skin on skin.

766
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: But every now and then, every now and then, you know,

767
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: I just think it adds a little bit of excitement

768
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: if you're cleaning the womb broom and you've still got

769
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 2: your pants around your ankles.

770
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 6: If there's urgency involved, if it's like, oh, we shouldn't

771
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 6: be doing this, Oh we shouldn't be doing this, then yes,

772
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 6: I agree with you, because then the clothes down, because you're.

773
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, we're in you know, you know,

774
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 2: the pantry sounds like you've had sex in a restaurant

775
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: or something. Uh, well, we don't have to go into

776
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 2: a specific in a new relationship a nice restaurant. Are

777
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 2: you asking us because you know? Or are you genuinely

778
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 2: asking He's words?

779
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 4: Are you genuinely ask you're a fan of Japanese woods?

780
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 3: What are you doing?

781
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

782
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 3: What do you know?

783
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 8: What do I know?

784
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 3: Boo?

785
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 4: More importantly, now, now, now let's get back to the job.

786
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 3: Don't come from me.

787
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: So the question is because because I think, look, I'm

788
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 2: not saying that you should go to bed, and I'm

789
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 2: not saying you should go to bed and leave your

790
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 2: clothes on. Yes, no, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I'm saying

791
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I think I don't know what

792
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: you know, what the thing is here, as we always

793
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: find out with these topics. I'd love to hear from

794
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 2: some women because personally, I think doing the horizontal greased

795
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: weasel tango with your clothes on can be a bit

796
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: exciting for women. And you know, the reason we're talking

797
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 2: about this is because we're talking about the mayor of

798
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: East Town, the Mayor of East Town with Kate Winslet,

799
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: which I haven't seen the finale yet, so no spoilers here,

800
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: don't worry. But she has a bit of a scene

801
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 2: early on with guy pisses where they're entangling their lower

802
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 2: beards on the couch and she's still got her bruch.

803
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 2: She's got, you see her, just a brush, got a

804
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 2: shirt on and she and that's all. But she's still

805
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: wearing clothes. He's still got the pants around the ankles

806
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 2: as well. Might I I don't think they're even ankle.

807
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: I think he's just got he's got.

808
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 4: The full pants on.

809
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 2: Because it's hot.

810
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 4: It's hot, it's hot.

811
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 5: You know.

812
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 4: They didn't even have time to get their clothes off.

813
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 2: You know, they were just so keen to drill the

814
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 2: dingo that they was like, wow, wait, were going in

815
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: and do this? And funnily enough, our button bush of Joel,

816
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: who doesn't want to get involved here, but I'll drag

817
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 2: him in. Don't you have a sex in restaurant as well?

818
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 4: Don't even let me try? No, okay, well I'm just asking, mate,

819
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 4: just ask you.

820
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: I wait for it as well.

821
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 3: Sorry where?

822
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 4: But anyway, you.

823
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 3: Were saying that.

824
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: Kate Winslet insisted that they keep the scene in.

825
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 5: Yes, so the director said, don't worry, Kate will edit

826
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 5: around that make you guys look good, and obviously you

827
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 5: won't be able to show any middrift there. And she said, no, no, no, no,

828
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 5: do not edit around that. I want my character to

829
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 5: look as natural as possible. She's a mid forties woman

830
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 5: and this is what they're doing.

831
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: Leave it all in.

832
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 11: Yes.

833
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 4: I think it's also.

834
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: Uncomfortable for some people to get fully naked. Maybe you

835
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 2: don't want to get fully naked sometimes.

836
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 6: Think that's a separate conversation though. You know, if you

837
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 6: don't want to get nude and that makes you feel

838
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 6: more comfortable, it's different too.

839
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: Is it sexy? But I just think seeing sometimes seeing

840
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: the whole naked body is not as exciting as being like,

841
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 2: you know, let the imagination run around a bit, let

842
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: the imagination run wild, and then like, mate, you're you're

843
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: the wrong guy to ask you have sex in Japanese restaurants.

844
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 4: I'll go to Tracy.

845
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: What interrupted by the waitress? What are your thoughts are?

846
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts Tracy?

847
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 9: Well, my thoughts are. I do think it's sexy to

848
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 9: have sex with completely nudity, but sometimes it is nice

849
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 9: to do it with your clothes on, especially in summer,

850
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 9: so you're not sticking to the person you're having See.

851
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 3: There's another fact though, what a song?

852
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 2: It's another that guy who likes a bit of sweatstick woods.

853
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 3: That's a question.

854
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lets you're out in the back of a

855
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 2: Japanese restaurant.

856
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 4: Now, I'm going to take calls of this right now.

857
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 4: Thirty one and six five?

858
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 2: Is it sexyer or is it better to fish for

859
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 2: kippers with your clothes on just a little bit?

860
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 8: Yea?

861
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 4: Is it sexy? Is it appealing? You tell us?

862
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: Looking Mayor of East Town, No spoilers here, don't worry

863
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: but very very early on in the show, I argue,

864
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: in the first episode, Kate Winslet and Guy Pierce, their

865
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 2: characters hook up and they have sex on the couch

866
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: very much fully clothed, very much fully clothed. And so

867
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: I really want to hear from people right now, third

868
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 2: end one and six five. Is it hotter to get

869
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: the twinkie stinky with your clothes on than off than off?

870
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: Because and I want to have a normal conversation with

871
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: a woman here if we could on third end one

872
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: oh six five, because it's hard to have a very

873
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 2: normal conversation with you in here.

874
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 4: What do you mean the restaurant band?

875
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: It don't stop bringing that up? Well, mate, what you've

876
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 2: got it?

877
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 4: You've got a bad habit of doing it.

878
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 3: No, it does not.

879
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 2: I got for dinner with you when you come back

880
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: from the bathroom, if you go with me at the

881
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: same time, it's gonna be all sorts of questions.

882
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 6: We don't ask the questions, sorts of questions. Just let

883
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 6: the kids play. Let's sorry, that was sorry that. I

884
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 6: take that back immediately.

885
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: Let's go to either yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

886
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: got Eva here on six five, buddy, either Hi, Ev

887
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: we're talking if it's sexier to leave your clothes on

888
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: when you're dancing the tango. What do you think do

889
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: you think it is sexier?

890
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 15: I think to an extent. I think it depends on

891
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 15: the situation. But I think what's the one really covers

892
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 15: up the bits that aren't so attractive and leavest the

893
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 15: best parts of the imagination.

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Speaker 3: That's right, that's what.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about. It's about because Eva, correct me if

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Speaker 2: I'm wrong here, because I'm not a woman. But but

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Speaker 2: you obviously, a key part of the whole thing being

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Speaker 2: sexy is that you need to feel sexy, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 15: That's right exactly, and especially if you're not like body confident,

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Speaker 15: like a bit of a bit of lingeride to cover

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Speaker 15: up the bits and pieces, push up things that don't

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Speaker 15: sit well.

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Speaker 6: Okay, now I do get that. I do get that

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Speaker 6: feeling sexier is definitely sexier as well.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and I think that's what That's what Kate

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Speaker 2: Winslet was saying after that scene as well, as she

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Speaker 2: was like, I know it's not a conventional sex scene,

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Speaker 2: but like, but that's what in movies. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: let's take off our kids, and you know, we both

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Speaker 2: look like Greek gods. And then let's just get these

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Speaker 2: beautiful camera angles and lighting, perfect lighting. Yeah, that's not

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Speaker 2: the way it happened.

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Speaker 3: No, very very true.

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Speaker 2: People get you leave bits of clothings on, you cover

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Speaker 2: up the bits that you're not comfortable with. So it's

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Speaker 2: interesting what happens.

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Speaker 6: Well, I do want to hear the perspective of your partner, actually,

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Speaker 6: given that you're talking about a lot, and I do

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Speaker 6: have your partner on the phone right now, which is great.

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Speaker 2: No, no, Sami, Sam Sam. Surely you think having sex

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Speaker 2: with clothes on can be sexy?

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Speaker 11: Huh.

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Speaker 15: I don't really know what you mean.

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Speaker 2: No, we were talking about, no, not fully clothes. We're

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Speaker 2: talking about how do you do that? It's simple, you

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Speaker 2: just you've still got some of your clothes on.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but not when but not when you wear trousers

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Speaker 6: or like pants, Like why do you like when they're

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Speaker 6: like on the ankles.

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Speaker 11: It's a bit uncomfortable.

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Speaker 15: Like if you wear a dress or screwt you can

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Speaker 15: just pop it, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 8: It up.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know what that means.

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