Speaker 1: Appreciation.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian a Conall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: You do not turn the hey to on.
Speaker 3: We were standing by the honky tongue piano.
Speaker 1: Look up right now, darling, but these binoculars so Christian.
Speaker 2: No Connall show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Just hearing that from yesterday's show, talking about how I
Speaker 1: urgently a sap he'd anniversary ideas for this Saturday. I
Speaker 1: just said to you out this morning, I went, I'm
Speaker 1: now actually panicking.
Speaker 3: I gave you a great idea. Remember yesterday after the show,
Speaker 3: I said you should write her a poem.
Speaker 1: Started that a poem. You can't go in from never
Speaker 1: having written a poem. Right, maybe when you're a teenager. Right,
Speaker 1: the bar's really low, Okay, because teenage or sessional love,
Speaker 1: it's easy to impress someone with just some words. I
Speaker 1: thought of you. Suddenly when you've been married, Well, this Saturday,
Speaker 1: twenty three years and I'm going to start writing poet.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pivot into a bit. I'm a poet now.
Speaker 3: A poem's great because it shows real effort applied. You
Speaker 3: know financial thing.
Speaker 1: You met my woman, she's a smart woman. She's going
Speaker 1: to pull apart the syntax and the grammar you write.
Speaker 1: My handwriting, it's not poetry. It's stories. It's dumb jokes.
Speaker 1: It's dogs talking as if there were humans. I can't
Speaker 1: now that guy's going to write a poem. Have you
Speaker 1: seen the size of my handwriting as well? I write
Speaker 1: capitools with sharpie pens. It's going to like what I
Speaker 1: got one of the kids to do it for twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: Now you need a nice calligraphy pen. I think one
Speaker 3: that you actually dip.
Speaker 1: In in fine the fut we can agree on, all right,
Speaker 1: what the words are? It's too hard the entry point.
Speaker 1: I certainly actually watched a YouTube video of how to
Speaker 1: write a poem? Well, do you know about Stanzas?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Right? Really is that the couplets?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know about that. I know Limerick.
Speaker 1: Limericks are like there was an old lady from glen Shoe.
Speaker 1: It was not a hen. That's not gonna That's actually
Speaker 1: a bit better than what I came. Let's just call
Speaker 1: it a starting point. Maybe later on this week we
Speaker 1: get we try and write a poem with the listeners
Speaker 1: to Sarah where everyone has to chip in a line.
Speaker 1: We just I just make a Frankenstein kind of poem.
Speaker 3: There was a nice wife. Her name was Sarah. I
Speaker 3: wrote her this poem to show her I care her.
Speaker 1: That's not English, I care.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is work workshow okay?
Speaker 1: But I'm worrying. Is there enough time to get through
Speaker 1: the workshop stage to her proper? I made you this
Speaker 1: on Saturday. I don't know. I'm still looking for suggestions anyway. No,
Speaker 1: Patsy on today's show yesterday, did you hear from her?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: Patsy's off sin right. She really gets worried that she's
Speaker 1: letting people down. But Patsy, unlike Jack, she really cares
Speaker 1: about the show, and you know, she works really hard.
Speaker 1: Patsy and she contact me yesterday and she said, I
Speaker 1: got a resource throat and then straight away, I mean,
Speaker 1: I trust Patsy enough. She's not well. She can't come in.
Speaker 1: She'd be really really ill. She then went into this
Speaker 1: unnecessary backstory. Well, I'm almost starting to get irritated, going,
Speaker 1: I've got to get ready for the show. I get it.
Speaker 1: I believe you're not in court. I haven't wrung you go.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm coming to the doctor now,
Speaker 1: I've got doctor with me. Okay, we're writing a poem.
Speaker 1: On the trip out there to Weerribee, she goes, it's
Speaker 1: our throat and I'm not going to see Dr Don
Speaker 1: until nine thirty at the earliest. Choose I thinking, who
Speaker 1: the hell is Dr Don You're talking about some character
Speaker 1: I don't know that of course. Look, we've often talked
Speaker 1: about this. Patsy is a made woman out there. She
Speaker 1: runs weer Aby Dr Donn, I guess is the local
Speaker 1: kind of we know what the Donn is? You know
Speaker 1: the godfather Dr don You know there's obviously a mafia doctor.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't go to an outsider, whether they had got
Speaker 1: their own doctors.
Speaker 3: She would get special treatment out out there, like the royals,
Speaker 3: you know, have special doctors that weighed down.
Speaker 1: You never seen the queen in a waiting room go
Speaker 1: and what's wrong? I wonder what's ill with her? Or
Speaker 1: what's wrong? So no Patsy today coming out up next,
Speaker 1: Then we want to hear about the worst movie you've
Speaker 1: ever seen, and in one word review it for us.
Speaker 1: I mean, the really the worst movie. Maybe it made
Speaker 1: you walk out, maybe you may may just stop watching it,
Speaker 1: but the very worst movie, not a bad movie, but
Speaker 1: genuinely the worst movie you have ever seen. There might
Speaker 1: be a specific scene that you can sell it to
Speaker 1: Jack and I if we haven't seen that movie.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I've seen
Speaker 1: quite a lot of bad movies. If you will watch
Speaker 1: any martial arts movie, you're gonna that's a dangerous game.
Speaker 1: You're going to see some really great ones, but more
Speaker 1: average ones at best. And then I saw something which
Speaker 1: felt like it was directly speaking to me. It's simply
Speaker 1: they couldn't even be bothered with the creative title. They
Speaker 1: simply called it jiu jitsu. Yeah, and that's what it's called, right,
Speaker 1: There's nothing there's They made no effort going when that's
Speaker 1: just a style of martial arts. Surely we can't just
Speaker 1: call it that. That's lazy. No. No one said, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: maybe just give it another five minutes in this meeting
Speaker 1: to say there's any turns other than just calling it
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu.
Speaker 3: But when I saw the poster for it and it
Speaker 3: came out last year, I saw jiujits to I know
Speaker 3: you love martial arts. I saw Nicholas Cage, your favorite actor.
Speaker 3: I thought this film is made for Christian. Then I
Speaker 3: kind of just never heard about the film again until
Speaker 3: it popped up on stan over the week and I
Speaker 3: thought you can stream it now. I wonder if Christian's
Speaker 3: actually seen Jiujitsu.
Speaker 1: Or just that I paid for it twice so I
Speaker 1: didn't wait for it to go streaming. It dropped on.
Speaker 1: I think it just I'm not even sure if it
Speaker 1: had a cinema release. And this isn't anything to do
Speaker 1: with COVID, just standards. Just stand this out the review
Speaker 1: and go that other people can't go and see that together.
Speaker 1: Put that, let the audience find it, hopefully not. But
Speaker 1: do not put that in public spaces. It's dangerous.
Speaker 3: It's like a dirty film. I only watch it when
Speaker 3: nobody else is home, locked the doors, draw the blind, in.
Speaker 1: Your own privacy, of your own home. Let's not judge,
Speaker 1: but do not put it on in public. It is
Speaker 1: so bad. So you're right on paper that this is
Speaker 1: made for me. It's about martial art. It's got Nicholas
Speaker 1: Cage in there, right, Nicholas Cage is barely in it,
Speaker 1: and even when he is, it's better off without him.
Speaker 3: But on the poster he's front and center.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you start to watch the movie. We're
Speaker 1: out the oning credits, I'm thinking, where is Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 1: There's all these other names that were and then it
Speaker 1: just says at the end, the last credited name says
Speaker 1: and Nicholas Cage. When have you even seen the word?
Speaker 1: And and an actor's like he said, put the end in.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like I'm with them. It's
Speaker 1: them and Nicholas Cage. Let's not even get to where
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage finally shows up. And you've got to wait
Speaker 1: a long forty minutes before the Cage man shows up. Right,
Speaker 1: it is so bad and it's like budget, Like you
Speaker 1: haven't seen a budget movie before. There's a you've never
Speaker 1: seen this movie before. First of all, it's martial arts
Speaker 1: hybrid with sci fi. Yeah, already, already there's a whiff
Speaker 1: of like, I'm not sure about this. Wait, I've never
Speaker 1: heard this story before. Hang on a minute, you martial
Speaker 1: artists have got save humanity from a really violent alien.
Speaker 1: I've never seen this, And like Predator all about twenty
Speaker 1: thousand other movies, it starts with a comet crashing into
Speaker 1: Earth again, a unique scene only copyrighted to Jiu Jitsu right,
Speaker 1: but when you if you're going to do it on
Speaker 1: the big screen nowadays, that costs is like a lot
Speaker 1: of money to go into those kind of special jiu jitsu.
Speaker 1: Doesn't bother with that, right way, paid Nicholas Cage wherever
Speaker 1: they could afford and go this. You only get me
Speaker 1: for five minutes in total, so spread it out just.
Speaker 3: So you know, Nicholas Cage, the more money you take,
Speaker 3: the less realistic the comment's going to look. So just
Speaker 3: keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: The comet right has got this crazy like tadpole tail
Speaker 1: that looks like two pizzas, has thrown at a wall.
Speaker 1: The comet is awful, and that's what I should have gone.
Speaker 1: I'm out of this. Then there's a guy who's trying
Speaker 1: to has been chased through a jungle, flaming ninja stars
Speaker 1: being thrown at him. He's wearing a cloak that doesn't fit.
Speaker 1: Again here I'm thinking, why couldn't they get him a
Speaker 1: made to measure cloak. It's an ill fitting cloak or
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get irritated by it. But he's not
Speaker 1: fleeing these like these flames that he's jogging like he
Speaker 1: couldn't be wants to run they weren't paying enough. Whoever
Speaker 1: this actor is. He's jogging through the jungle right then
Speaker 1: he does that thing. Guess what, He's found a cliff face.
Speaker 1: This all feels really familiar. Throws it. He's got no choice.
Speaker 1: He's got jumpers and he looks behind him and doesn't
Speaker 1: know what to do. As he's jumping through the air,
Speaker 1: he falls in slow motion toward and outstretches. That's to
Speaker 1: start the movie. It just gets worse.
Speaker 3: So already before the title, Leven comes up about eleven cliches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then you see Nicholas Cage. He's he's dialed in
Speaker 1: the crazy right, He's in a cave, like if you've
Speaker 1: seen Apocalypse Now he's like that.
Speaker 3: So they actually liked where this is going.
Speaker 1: Now he's in a cave. Was he gone? We haven't
Speaker 1: got a lot of money for Nicholas Cage's wardrobeer cave.
Speaker 1: Just get him anything that's lying around. He's wearing a
Speaker 1: pair of ray bands in a cave and to red
Speaker 1: headband to show us, Oh, he's proper crazy. It's not
Speaker 1: any headband, it's a red headband and he's got ray
Speaker 1: bands on in a darkened cave. Straight away his first
Speaker 1: line of dialogue work forward is this You look puzzled?
Speaker 1: Are you puzzled? I'd be puzzled right now and thinking
Speaker 1: I'm done with this. I just turned it off st
Speaker 1: of shame. No, no, shame on me. I bought it twice.
Speaker 1: I rented out on iTunes and then got about it
Speaker 1: and then wanted to watch it color we say, and
Speaker 1: had to rent.
Speaker 3: It again twenty four hours expire.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I think I've chipped in about twenty bucks
Speaker 1: to jiu Jitsu in a word. Well, I was act
Speaker 1: to actually swear. It's a crime. It's a crime, is
Speaker 1: what that movie is? All right? When we come back
Speaker 1: then and ask you out the worst movie he's ever seen?
Speaker 1: I now worried that some of you are thinking it
Speaker 1: sounds so bad.
Speaker 3: I want to have to say it for myself.
Speaker 1: It needs to be seen to be believed.
Speaker 5: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What is the worst movie You've ever seen? I've just
Speaker 1: found a bit from the movie I was talking about
Speaker 1: jiu Jitsu, Starr and Nicholas Cage and sci fi meets
Speaker 1: martial arts, the hybrid no one's been asking.
Speaker 6: For the Carmen You've seeing the sky right now pass
Speaker 6: over the earth.
Speaker 1: Anytime they tell you roughly the plot to the movie
Speaker 1: and the trainer, I think it's called exposition. You realize
Speaker 1: this is not a very good movie. This is Nicholas Cage,
Speaker 1: and one of his few lines in.
Speaker 6: It, Carmen, you're seeing the sky right now pass over
Speaker 6: the earth every six years.
Speaker 7: This is a portal.
Speaker 6: Order when it's open, we get a visitor from a
Speaker 6: distant galaxy.
Speaker 7: Go.
Speaker 6: The poet warrior in the sci fi says, so.
Speaker 1: What do you think a poet warrior in a sci
Speaker 1: fi sense from me? Who wrote that line? Didn't they
Speaker 1: look back at that and think, I can't change for this.
Speaker 1: We've got a great antient, Nicholas ca you're doing it.
Speaker 6: The comment you're seeing the sky right now passes over
Speaker 6: the earth becauses of portal. But when it's open, we
Speaker 6: get a visitor from a distant galaxy. The poet warrior
Speaker 6: in the sci Fi says.
Speaker 1: There's no one else speaking to him, and then you
Speaker 1: hear it in the Spaceman.
Speaker 3: Poet warrior in the says.
Speaker 1: No one else is talking to him. By the way,
Speaker 1: all right, Jackie boy, worst movie you've ever seen.
Speaker 3: There's only one film I've ever walked out of in
Speaker 3: the cinema, and it's called Into the Woods. It is
Speaker 3: a musical with actually a star studded cast Johnny Depp, Merrill,
Speaker 3: James Corden. They are doing fairy book tales like Red Riding.
Speaker 1: Hood, a classic fairy tales.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some classic fairy tales, all mixed in with some music, right,
Speaker 3: and there's just.
Speaker 1: Well, I like musical, but it's gotta be the right kind.
Speaker 3: It's got to be the right kind. And there comes
Speaker 3: a point where there's just too much singing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can't relax. You think, is this now
Speaker 1: just an acting bit? Are they gonna start singing a minute?
Speaker 1: And you're never far away from one of those songs
Speaker 1: when every musical someone will suddenly start going, this isn't
Speaker 1: the life for me.
Speaker 3: Well, they in this movie. It seems like they sing
Speaker 3: it every bit. So it's like they walk into the
Speaker 3: woods and they're like, I'm walking into the Woodstay. This
Speaker 3: is a part I've just chosen at random. This is
Speaker 3: Meryl Stream and this is about the point I walked
Speaker 3: out of the film.
Speaker 1: I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm
Speaker 1: the rich.
Speaker 2: You're the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just the cumu strain of all the songs
Speaker 3: singing in the musical. The one word review I'll give
Speaker 3: it is irritating.
Speaker 1: All right, thet's go to Pauline here, Pauline, good morning mate.
Speaker 1: What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
Speaker 5: Good morning? I saw the Blair Witch Project back I
Speaker 5: think it was the mid nineties and huge.
Speaker 7: It was awful.
Speaker 1: It was awful.
Speaker 5: I think there was eight of us in the cinemas
Speaker 5: and we all asked for our money back. A couple
Speaker 5: of they actually had free tickets and they asked for
Speaker 5: them honey.
Speaker 1: Back to you for refund.
Speaker 5: Even the cinema stuff agreed with us. They said, that's
Speaker 5: a bad movie.
Speaker 8: All remembers the camera up.
Speaker 5: All I remember is camera up, noses and snot and
Speaker 5: lots of darkness. But yeah, that was terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it had all that jerky kind of cam
Speaker 1: called hapening.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you get a bit of buzziness watching it.
Speaker 1: But give me the money back.
Speaker 5: They did, Yeah they did. There was a Nash standing
Speaker 5: up the bea watching this is awful. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: In Australia.
Speaker 5: Twenty years ago, and it's haunted me since. So I've
Speaker 5: never forgotten.
Speaker 1: And Pauline in one word, Blair Witch Project.
Speaker 5: Terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: All right, Pauline, thank you very much. Have a good
Speaker 1: Johnny coome onning John going, I'm good. So worst movie
Speaker 1: you've ever seen, John, A.
Speaker 9: Recent movie called gallow Walkers.
Speaker 1: Seen it? Is this the one with Wesley Snipes? He's
Speaker 1: a zombie cowboy. It's that one, isn't it.
Speaker 7: That's the one.
Speaker 1: I forgot. I actually saw gallow Walker. Wesley Snipe say again,
Speaker 1: I've got a blind spot Snipes, Nicholas came John, tell
Speaker 1: him about gallow Walker go on? Uh.
Speaker 10: Basically, Wesley's harp sex range on some people that did
Speaker 10: something bad to him, and he gets cursed, so everyone
Speaker 10: he kills comes back. Is the Walking Dead?
Speaker 1: John? Is Is it the movie where he's cursed in
Speaker 1: the womb?
Speaker 11: Ah?
Speaker 10: Yes, I think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so ready before he's actually born. He's got an
Speaker 1: attitude problem and cursed in the womb. Had an acting
Speaker 1: problem too, He's cursed twice. It is basically a sort
Speaker 1: of zombie western, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah? Yeah, but probably one of the worst you'll ever see.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's a terrible movie. In one word, gallow
Speaker 1: Walkers diabolical. I just had a quick look on what
Speaker 1: it rates on Rotten Tomatoes. It's at nine for gallow Walkers.
Speaker 2: Do not see the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What is the single worst movie you've ever seen? And
Speaker 1: in a word, why someone's this email going? Christian? You've
Speaker 1: you've seen a lot of bad movies. Why don't you
Speaker 1: do a podcast about bad movie scenes? Do you know what?
Speaker 1: I just remembered? Another bad one I've seen the last
Speaker 1: couple years. John Travalta. Obviously Travolta of this big resurgence
Speaker 1: thanks to Tarantino, but the last sort of five or
Speaker 1: six years he's descended. It's dropped off again. There's a
Speaker 1: movie within a couple of years ago called Life on
Speaker 1: the Line, and they where do you find these? They
Speaker 1: find me Jack. They fight Life on the Line. When
Speaker 1: did you just hear this? In one line? That doesn't
Speaker 1: seem that traumatic. He's an electrician, yep, right, and there's
Speaker 1: some power lines have come down the whole movie. He's
Speaker 1: fighting against the power cables and lightning and rain just
Speaker 1: to get the city up and running again with electric
Speaker 1: That's the movie. That's the movie Life on the Line. Friends,
Speaker 1: I watched all of it and still wept at the ending.
Speaker 1: Guess what you can probably guess how it ends.
Speaker 3: He connects the power spoiler. I don't have been ruined
Speaker 3: it for anyone that was feature length.
Speaker 1: It was like a Hallmark movie. Yeah, life on the line.
Speaker 1: All right. Then, So last few calls on this morning
Speaker 1: about the worst movie you've ever seen? And in one word,
Speaker 1: why Chris, what's it for you?
Speaker 10: Okay? So back in the back in the mid nineties
Speaker 10: or in the late nineties, I saw a movie. I
Speaker 10: actually went to the cinemas to see it because the
Speaker 10: previews of it looked sort of interesting. It starred Marlon
Speaker 10: Brando and Val Kilmer, and it was called The Isle
Speaker 10: of Doctor Moreau.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he got two great actors, obviously one
Speaker 1: of the greatest ever. You know, Marlon Brando of Ol Kiln.
Speaker 10: Well, he wasn't informed. He wasn't in the sort of
Speaker 10: form that he was in The Godfather, let's put it
Speaker 10: that way.
Speaker 1: Inform.
Speaker 10: I think he'd eaten.
Speaker 1: I think it was a big old In the Godfather
Speaker 1: he sat down for most of its scenes.
Speaker 10: Well, I don't think he could stand up in the Isle of.
Speaker 1: Is he the island?
Speaker 2: Smiling?
Speaker 3: Rand walking around on him.
Speaker 10: Created it was a SHOCKA. There was an absolute SHOCKA.
Speaker 10: It was some weird plot. I watched a couple of
Speaker 10: people stand up and walk out of the cinema about
Speaker 10: ten minutes into it, and I thought, oh, they must
Speaker 10: have gone too the toilet together or something. And then
Speaker 10: a few more people stood up and walked out, and
Speaker 10: I was getting pretty confused in the movie, and it
Speaker 10: was it was I can't even properly remember what.
Speaker 1: It's been made before, and it's from like an old
Speaker 1: book from like aren't they Jean splicing humans with animals?
Speaker 10: Correct that.
Speaker 1: He's a big fat cat.
Speaker 10: But you couldn't You couldn't work out what on earth
Speaker 10: was what? And Val Kilmer appeared to hate Marlon Brando
Speaker 10: as a human a buffet.
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard working with someone.
Speaker 10: That terrible, terrible, terrible movie. So I actually rated it
Speaker 10: as unwatchable.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: I want to dive back in and rewatch it again
Speaker 1: after that stead of review.
Speaker 10: Yes, if you have a movie night, you have a
Speaker 10: bunch of friends over and you suddenly struck down with
Speaker 10: stomach cramps and you need everyone to leave.
Speaker 1: Off review, that's awesome, Chris, Thank you very much, mate.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Jack has a question for us to do with his
Speaker 1: neighbors and their two dogs.
Speaker 3: Well, I wonder if I would even like to know
Speaker 3: if you think this is stepping over a boundary that
Speaker 3: you have with your neighbors. So our next door neighbor,
Speaker 3: Ash has a dog called Dusty, named after Dustin Martin,
Speaker 3: that is about the same age as our dog Lunar.
Speaker 3: And the dogs they don't really get along, but they
Speaker 3: sometimes tolerate each other. And Ash was saying, Hey, wouldn't
Speaker 3: it be great if we cut a little hole in
Speaker 3: the fence in our backyards so the dogs could come
Speaker 3: and go as they please and get to know each
Speaker 3: other better.
Speaker 1: Okay, dog fat like it.
Speaker 3: Well, actually, I think he's just talking about a hole,
Speaker 3: literally a hole so they can just walk in. But
Speaker 3: we could put a flap, I guess if we wanted
Speaker 3: to make it.
Speaker 1: If you've got some friends that don't have a barbecue,
Speaker 1: and that that dog is coming around and sort of
Speaker 1: pooping in your.
Speaker 3: Guard, yes, well, I yes, we would have to be
Speaker 3: comfortable with the dog being there whenever it wanted to be,
Speaker 3: and same with them with Luna going over to their
Speaker 3: side and being over there, and I get very excitable.
Speaker 3: So when I'm in the conversation with Ash, I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: this is a great idea. The dogs will play with
Speaker 3: each other. If they're feeling lonely, they'll have a friend. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: cut the hole, cut the whole.
Speaker 1: Cut. First of all, you haven't even checked with your wife.
Speaker 3: So it was when I went back inside and told Bianca, hey,
Speaker 3: get this, We're going to cut a hole in the fence.
Speaker 1: Let me get Did she say words? Are you man?
Speaker 7: She did.
Speaker 3: She just questioned it, like, is that a good idea?
Speaker 3: And it wasn't until then I actually thought that's.
Speaker 1: Good because it's empowerment. She's trying to encourage you that
Speaker 1: you would do I do with my children to sort
Speaker 1: their own, Bob, to.
Speaker 3: Reach that conclusion on my own.
Speaker 1: But what do you think?
Speaker 3: Do you think of a hole in the back fence?
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel? I still don't hate it,
Speaker 3: but I now am in I guess I'm on the
Speaker 3: edge of like, I do want the dogs to be
Speaker 3: able to play with each other. I'm not sure about
Speaker 3: the hole in the fence. So do people do this?
Speaker 3: Do is it crossing?
Speaker 1: I'm worried about this guy Ash, is it Ash? He's
Speaker 1: out there with like a saw right now going you know.
Speaker 3: Because Jack, you gave it the double thumbs up when
Speaker 3: I went back inside. He actually says, I'm going to
Speaker 3: draw up the plans for the whole tonight and.
Speaker 1: They're not to worry you get it.
Speaker 3: So he's got the saw, he's ready to cut into
Speaker 3: the fence before he does. Is it a good idea?
Speaker 3: Has anybody cut a dog hole in their fence or
Speaker 3: even like maybe people have made a human sized gate
Speaker 3: in their fence, so.
Speaker 1: That incise gate, that's just a gate. So look at
Speaker 1: this gate. I believe it's something on antique roach. I
Speaker 1: believe this would have been for human.
Speaker 3: So people might be so friendly with their neighbors that
Speaker 3: they want a gain.
Speaker 1: Do we want those course? A swinging gate? Is it.
Speaker 3: A friend gate?
Speaker 1: It's a friend It's just a friendly gate. It swings.
Speaker 1: If you want to swing through the gate, you do,
Speaker 1: but you don't. You didn't have to. It's just there.
Speaker 3: The question is have you opened up any part of
Speaker 3: your fence at all to your neighbor's backyard?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So humans are animals or animals? Okay?
Speaker 2: Christ Connell Shoe Podcast So.
Speaker 3: The question from this morning is we have two dogs
Speaker 3: on either side of the fence. We're going to open
Speaker 3: up a little dog hole so that my neighbor's dog
Speaker 3: can come into our backyard or our dog can go
Speaker 3: into their backyard. The dogs are friends forever, and all
Speaker 3: we have to do is put up with a little
Speaker 3: hole in the fence.
Speaker 1: The key thing for this to me is two guys
Speaker 1: thought this was a good idea without referring to their
Speaker 1: other wiser halfs. But obviously Ash lives a very different
Speaker 1: life to the rest of us, where he has approval.
Speaker 3: Oh well, Ash was going to he's a big Tigers fan.
Speaker 3: He was going to paint his house yellow and black.
Speaker 3: And I don't think he was joking. I asked him
Speaker 3: not to.
Speaker 1: The dog's caoked dusty.
Speaker 3: So he's loose.
Speaker 1: He would have if it was a gray wolf.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't getting darker last night. I bet he
Speaker 3: would have started cutting the hole last night.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So has this happened to you? Nine four
Speaker 1: one four one O four three Iven, Good morning, Good
Speaker 1: morning Ivan. Yeah, So the hole in the fence, Oh,
Speaker 1: there's not a whole.
Speaker 9: There's a gate. There's three gates and it's not my
Speaker 9: it's not my gat. It's the neighbors gates. He's got
Speaker 9: a gate into each property of two side properties and
Speaker 9: rear property. The dogs come and go as they played,
Speaker 9: but then as the humans too.
Speaker 3: How many properties has got?
Speaker 9: Now he's got the one property, but he shares a
Speaker 9: back transfer of the neighbor, and then he shares two
Speaker 9: side trances with the two other neighbors either side of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's got gates on all sides.
Speaker 1: That's great right now, This feels like I'm back at school.
Speaker 1: One of those maths problems to solve. Johnson has a
Speaker 1: triangular patch of casts. How many gates on each lett
Speaker 1: of the triangle? So how does it work out?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 9: The dogs come and goes? Please you give him a pack?
Speaker 9: You know when I go over another beer with him?
Speaker 9: Just come through the gate and mers through the gate.
Speaker 1: What the dog does the well, I'd love to see that.
Speaker 1: I know, had beer on my debt one day and
Speaker 1: the neighbor's dog just rolls up and goes, can I
Speaker 1: have another one? Just sat there and go as your David,
Speaker 1: my dog the same speak Gassie as it.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Ivan? Thank you very much and cool?
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, uh die, good morning, Hi Christian, how are
Speaker 1: you good? Fences and holes?
Speaker 7: Yes, we had we had a fence when we we had.
Speaker 13: A dog, and when our new neighbors moved in there,
Speaker 13: dogs started jumping over the fence, climbing over the fence
Speaker 13: to get to their hats.
Speaker 5: They they got dogs.
Speaker 13: So we decided to cut a hole in.
Speaker 14: The fence and we became friends and.
Speaker 7: Dogs became best is our dogs name their dog's mother.
Speaker 5: And well I were like, I were like, my dog
Speaker 5: was like there.
Speaker 7: So they had two dogs, so my dog was like
Speaker 7: their dogs.
Speaker 1: Mother, kind of motherly something else.
Speaker 3: Laboratory had, Well this is this sounds like what I
Speaker 3: want to happen. The dog, the dogs, the.
Speaker 1: Dog crap everywhere he was picking it up.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, we had a few rules.
Speaker 3: What were the rules.
Speaker 7: The rules were that if we wanted to shut the
Speaker 7: gate because we had people over or something, we could,
Speaker 7: And what if they.
Speaker 1: Want to see their mom, they've got surrogate mom.
Speaker 12: Let's last.
Speaker 7: And then once we decided to have kids, we decided.
Speaker 12: Block over the gatehold because.
Speaker 1: I thought a pixel movie, I.
Speaker 7: Couldn't imagine her kids getting out my front sp my
Speaker 7: front gate.
Speaker 13: It was a dog, that's something, but a kid is
Speaker 13: a whole another thing.
Speaker 12: So we looped it off after that on your head
Speaker 12: keeps but ye's.
Speaker 5: Great, it was really good.
Speaker 7: We used to sneak through there for a beer as well.
Speaker 3: Sometimes yeah, you call through the hole.
Speaker 12: No no, no gate.
Speaker 14: So we put the kids on one keeping the dogs.
Speaker 1: On one side, and you know, like a cartoon when
Speaker 1: a dog runs through a fence and it's got like
Speaker 1: the ears and the snout. Thank you very much and.
Speaker 2: Cool Christian Christian Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 1: Heading into three Toby Tuesday, where we do three phone
Speaker 1: ins at the same time. Kicking off this morning and
Speaker 1: as always every week on the show, the best caller
Speaker 1: wins one thousand dollars thanks Toomer sendis Ben's barrick. Normally
Speaker 1: the call of the week comes on three Tobit Shoesday
Speaker 1: because we get so many standard stories from you this
Speaker 1: morn let's kick off with this. Then the headline says
Speaker 1: it all Queensland. You don't even need the Queensland bit
Speaker 1: in there by the way, Queensland police search for shirtless
Speaker 1: man who escaped on a lawn mower while drinking a beer.
Speaker 1: A shirtless suspect, you had me there. A shirtless suspect
Speaker 1: went to inspect a second hand five thousand dollars ride
Speaker 1: on John de and Moer while taking it for a
Speaker 1: test run, just kept driving and never came back. The
Speaker 1: owner agreed, but I wouldn't if any guy just rocks
Speaker 1: up shirtless with a beer in his and does he
Speaker 1: want to take that for a drive, I'm more than suspicious.
Speaker 1: I'm saying come back another time with clothing. The owner agreed,
Speaker 1: but became suspicious after seeing the Moer head off down
Speaker 1: the street. He was expecting him to turn around, and
Speaker 1: when that didn't happen, chase them on foot but couldn't
Speaker 1: catch up. How quick are these Moers? I mean, it's
Speaker 1: out of the OJ pursuit in the white Bronco, is it?
Speaker 1: It's a ride on mower. That's not the f one.
Speaker 1: It's not Lewis Hamilton. They are they're pretty quick, but
Speaker 1: they're not they're not racing cars. You know. He's not
Speaker 1: taking off down the street that quickly, is it. It's
Speaker 1: incredible there's a photo of him. This guy does not
Speaker 1: look like he's a runaway. It's like he's just with
Speaker 1: his thoughts, just going out for cruise.
Speaker 3: You know, this happened to a friend of mine selling
Speaker 3: a pushbike. He was trustworthy enough to let the guy
Speaker 3: ride it down the street and then expecting him to
Speaker 3: come back and turn around. And then he just kept
Speaker 3: going over to the next block, over to the next block,
Speaker 3: until eventually he turned away and never came back.
Speaker 1: This is incredible. Also, who agrees to that anyone? Just
Speaker 1: ride the bike? You know what you're getting. It's not
Speaker 1: like a car. We might have the interior. It's a bike.
Speaker 1: You peddle it and not find the bike you want
Speaker 1: to take it for test drive.
Speaker 3: Actually, even when I was selling that ute that I
Speaker 3: had last year, sold it on New Year's Eve, the
Speaker 3: guy went for a long time on the test drive and.
Speaker 1: I was how long ten minutes? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, forty five minutes to an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really odd.
Speaker 3: So Yankee kept saying, I think he's stolen the U
Speaker 3: and I wanted to be won't get far. But he
Speaker 3: eventually came back, but there was while there I was like,
Speaker 3: I think he's actually stole.
Speaker 1: All right. So with this story, the first top this
Speaker 1: morning on three Time at Tuesday is simply why were
Speaker 1: you shirtless?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 1: Idea what we're going to get this morning. But why
Speaker 1: were you shirtless?
Speaker 2: Christian Christian o'connald Show podcast.
Speaker 10: Alana, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: Morning Alana. Have are you having a good morning? Thanks
Speaker 1: for calling. So what's your story? So?
Speaker 4: I was shirtless because I quit my job and they
Speaker 4: wanted to shirt back because it had the logo on it.
Speaker 4: So I thought i'd say some time. I took it
Speaker 4: off when I flung it at Thehator manage and walk down.
Speaker 5: In my bras.
Speaker 1: That is a very traumatic way to leave your job.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. And so what do you have to walk
Speaker 1: out of the car part and then get in the
Speaker 1: car just drive off like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was kind of halfway to my that
Speaker 4: I realized kind of what I've done, and I just
Speaker 4: had to keep it up. Then I put my fine
Speaker 4: news on and keep my tune.
Speaker 3: Up and drive off into the sunset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well went out, Louise.
Speaker 4: You go go underneath my sunnies. And there was a
Speaker 4: few like fingers in amongst the blinds, just picking this
Speaker 4: through the venations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the blinds. I was just wonder where I asked that, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it feels like it's a music video from the eighties,
Speaker 11: you know, and the show went on some sort of dusty,
Speaker 11: old bespectacled nerds with a clipboard, you know, and it's
Speaker 11: on his face and he's all.
Speaker 3: Bright red shocked and he's a but you're walking out
Speaker 3: with style.
Speaker 1: It's a proper battle move. Alana love that one. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. You cool. Have a good day. Bye
Speaker 1: bye bye. David. Hey, hey, y, Yeah, pretty good? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you going well, Dave O, I'm going good.
Speaker 12: Pressure washing.
Speaker 3: You're doing some pressure washing? Well you can use it.
Speaker 3: Hole on.
Speaker 1: Just stop for literally a minute to chat on because
Speaker 1: think about pressure washing is really noisy. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: do that for a living, or you just do it
Speaker 1: now before you got to work.
Speaker 9: Oh no.
Speaker 12: So I'm I'm a guard of maintenance for the vaulty site.
Speaker 12: So I I make sure that all our gardens are
Speaker 12: ic and colin around his face water and I look
Speaker 12: after sting in Frenchrie gully as well.
Speaker 1: So give yourself a plug. What's the name of your
Speaker 1: company if you stopped that pressure washing yet? David?
Speaker 12: Well, so, I've got to I've worked for one company
Speaker 12: full time and I've got mister slipper on the side.
Speaker 1: So is mister snipper. Don't hire him? What do you mean,
Speaker 1: mister sniffer like sniffing around?
Speaker 12: That snipper isn't like mister snippers and miner.
Speaker 1: It's got the noise with the pressure washing. We're linked
Speaker 1: at comedy misunderstandings here that you want for a sniffer snipper,
Speaker 1: mister snipper lopping off the tree branches.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I've had people half for a second me before that,
Speaker 12: they've got missed up between the other sniffer.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, got cha. All right, let's ask him
Speaker 1: why were you he's still pressure washing? Why were you shirtless?
Speaker 12: So I was playing cricket with my mates. We've been
Speaker 12: sixteen years ago. We were up in the murray and
Speaker 12: someone hit the ball in the murray, so I take
Speaker 12: my top off.
Speaker 7: Jumped in.
Speaker 12: You know, the top was quite heavy. I didn't want
Speaker 12: to drown swam out.
Speaker 1: I've got to say how heavy was the top if
Speaker 1: you're playing cricket in like you know, a divers out
Speaker 1: for all wit suit.
Speaker 12: I was going to jump on as well as I'm burn.
Speaker 12: I've taken off because it was just it was really
Speaker 12: heavy and it was winter. They want to drown and
Speaker 12: I came up kicked my clothes into the water. So
Speaker 12: I'm taking this around.
Speaker 1: They know you also work for mister sniffer whipper. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is not hard, David. Friends like that. Then keetchen
Speaker 1: clothes into the Murray River and he says.
Speaker 12: He did his but are our sole record he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, David, thank you very much. You give
Speaker 1: us a call, Thank you, thank you. He's keeping fern
Speaker 1: Tree Gully in the base idea clean everyone.
Speaker 2: For Christian o'cunnel Shoe podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, all the tops this morning them for three
Speaker 1: Top of Tuesday can be picking up one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: this week thanks to Mers said he's been Sperritt for
Speaker 1: our Caller of the Week spot prizes one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: worth of pancake parlor bouchers. That is a lot of
Speaker 1: pancakes only about six months there. Treat everyone at work
Speaker 1: ourt school. All right, So were you born in an
Speaker 1: unusual place? I was born in her If you were
Speaker 1: born in an unusual place, you just came the somewhat unusual,
Speaker 1: give us a call. And last week on three Top
Speaker 1: of Tuesday, I'm not sure which the topics it was,
Speaker 1: But anyway, there was kind of like a side story
Speaker 1: about someone working in the macas and while the other
Speaker 1: teenagers there it was emptying the bins, he looks up
Speaker 1: on the night sky and he thought he saw an
Speaker 1: alien and a UFO, and so he called his mom
Speaker 1: and dad obviously startled him a bit and they got
Speaker 1: to come and pick him up take him home because
Speaker 1: he thought he saw a USFO while I mean, he
Speaker 1: might have just been the Golden Archers at nighttime, you know.
Speaker 1: So why did your parents have to come get you?
Speaker 1: It's always the worst thing if you were at a
Speaker 1: sleepover or they come pick him up from school. It
Speaker 1: was always an embarrassing moment. If your mum and dad
Speaker 1: it means that you put that bat signal up in
Speaker 1: the sky, not just some mum and dad to see,
Speaker 1: but all your friends to see as well. So why
Speaker 1: did your parents have to come and get you? Nine
Speaker 1: four one one oh four three saw them this morning?
Speaker 1: Then I was born in an unusual place. Why were
Speaker 1: you shirtless? And why did mom and dad have to
Speaker 1: come and get you? It's going to be therapy this
Speaker 1: morning sharing some of these stories.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast I.
Speaker 1: Hope there's a website that just has images of Scott
Speaker 1: Morrison helping out in factories, just sitting on the news.
Speaker 1: It's a classic thing, isn't it when the Prime Minister
Speaker 1: goes to visit factory and they have them sat down
Speaker 1: or working on a lathe or production. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: we want it together, the guys. There must be barely
Speaker 1: a day goes by he's not at some factory helping out.
Speaker 1: If you're going to do that, don't just shut up
Speaker 1: for the photo shoot, right, do a shit, Do a
Speaker 1: whole day's work, have the lunch break with us, you know,
Speaker 1: do the whole day there. Don't just turn out. I
Speaker 1: want to see him at four or five when he
Speaker 1: slump there as well and begging for more coffees as well.
Speaker 1: Please tell me there is a meme or some kind
Speaker 1: of collection of what I'm Scott Morrison helping out of
Speaker 1: factories all right there each time at Tuesday this week
Speaker 1: on the show? Why were you shirtless? Were you born
Speaker 1: somewhere unusual? And why did your mom and dad have
Speaker 1: to come get you? There's always the real flare into
Speaker 1: the night sky, wasn't it? Oh Dad, can you come
Speaker 1: get me when you were at a sleepover school camp.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, we want to know why. This morning
Speaker 1: nine four one four one four three tempa state, Let's
Speaker 1: go to the lines now, Good morning cakes.
Speaker 7: Hi. My sister in law went into labor during a
Speaker 7: snowstorm on the top of the mount Haws them.
Speaker 1: Wow, I saw the open loansless stone, so I was
Speaker 1: born and crossfire, hurricane jumping ji flash. That is a
Speaker 1: snow storm in hawforam.
Speaker 7: Yes, they decided that very pregnant, it would be a
Speaker 7: great idea to go to the snow for a week.
Speaker 1: What in the when like a couple of weeks and
Speaker 1: when the baby was due, not a couple of weeks days.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they were really enjoying themselves.
Speaker 1: Some of those medical dramas were in the first opening scene.
Speaker 1: You know what the rest of the movie is. So go,
Speaker 1: let's go to the snow. But the baby's due any day, Derek, no, where, be.
Speaker 3: Fine, web be fine, right if we need to, we'll
Speaker 3: ski down to the hospital.
Speaker 7: To be fair. She went into labor. They got in
Speaker 7: the car to head down the mountain to the only hospital,
Speaker 7: which obviously isn't on the mountain. The ski chains came
Speaker 7: off they got stuck and ended up being rescued by
Speaker 7: the ambulance from the mountain and delivered in the little
Speaker 7: ski first aid sing it on top of the mountain.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So the guys like kids with their broken wrists and
Speaker 3: like bummed up the snow.
Speaker 1: Waiting there because someone thought going anywhere near a mountain
Speaker 1: in snow it was a good idea to bring on
Speaker 1: a labor.
Speaker 7: Apparently the ski pyramedics there. It's the first baby they've
Speaker 7: delivered on the mountain in known memory.
Speaker 1: Not much like never ever happened. I think babies have
Speaker 1: been consummated at ski resorts, but not nine months later.
Speaker 1: They're not normally there for that bit. And what's the
Speaker 1: name anything to do with snow like a middle name or.
Speaker 7: His middle name is Hottam.
Speaker 1: Gossip has to be what a story. That's amazing. Well
Speaker 1: talk about you as well, Kate. Kate, we'll give you
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars worth of those pancake parlor vouchers.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you very much, that's all.
Speaker 1: Have a good day, Kate, thanks for sharing.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 12: Bye.
Speaker 8: Daniel Christian I got picked up by my mum and
Speaker 8: dad in the most embarrassing way on sixth camp were
Speaker 8: heading up to the Bright area, about three away at Melbourne.
Speaker 8: I was all good on the bus and I reckon
Speaker 8: a day day and a half later, I started coming
Speaker 8: out in red dots all over me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, chicken pox.
Speaker 10: Chicken pox it was.
Speaker 1: And then what happened? You call mom and dad?
Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, I'll get some teachers ring mom and dad.
Speaker 8: They picked me up and took me home. And when
Speaker 8: I got back to school after the camp, I think
Speaker 8: had gone through about ten other students.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were the original super spreader. Yeah, they didn't
Speaker 1: know about quarantine back in the down those school camps. Now,
Speaker 1: chicken pox would spread everywhere and it was a horrible thing.
Speaker 10: To have, wasn't it It was back then? Yeah, all
Speaker 10: the beaches and did you.
Speaker 1: Get that lecture from mom and dad? Don't pick them
Speaker 1: you'll be scarred for life.
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 8: I think we all get that one, didn't we.
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's amazing all right, Daniel, thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 1: She's right, Vivian, good morning.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Christian, my friend was naked or her topless. She
Speaker 13: was topless at a music festival.
Speaker 1: That's not unusual of futty clothes at some music festivals.
Speaker 1: But yeah, tell us the story.
Speaker 13: Well, she lied actually about going to the music festival
Speaker 13: to her parents and she ended up being on the
Speaker 13: front cover of the Sun newspaper back in the day
Speaker 13: in the seventies at the Sunbury News Sunbury Music Festival,
Speaker 13: and her parents found out the next day by looking
Speaker 13: at the front cover of the newspaper and saw her
Speaker 13: daughter or saw their daughter on the on the cover
Speaker 13: of the newspaper at the music.
Speaker 1: Festal ever, we think about this, it's just wow, I'm
Speaker 1: taking it. She was grounded. What did it once? It's
Speaker 1: got that bad. It's actually it's just a material, isn't it.
Speaker 1: No punishment can get that. Genie back in the model
Speaker 1: wants you your daughter's bits are on the front page
Speaker 1: of your local newspaper.
Speaker 7: It wasn't the local.
Speaker 13: It was called the Sun before it was called the
Speaker 13: Herald Sun. So it was in the seventies and it
Speaker 13: was and the Sunbury Music Festival was like, I don't know,
Speaker 13: what do they call that Waterloo one in America?
Speaker 5: It was massive.
Speaker 13: It had the rolling Stone and everyone went to that
Speaker 13: music festival so big it was on the on the
Speaker 13: front page of the newspaper.
Speaker 3: The stones played out at Sunbury.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there was this massive it was like, but they
Speaker 13: don't make it to the front cover.
Speaker 1: That's the thing we've got to understand about editory decisions.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, there's a pair of breasts. Let's
Speaker 1: forget about jaggern wash. These newspapers fly.
Speaker 13: Yeah, in the day, it was the massive music Festival
Speaker 13: of Australia and they had to stop. Actually, they actually
Speaker 13: had to stop doing that music festival because it was
Speaker 13: too huge. So they went back in the day.
Speaker 1: That is becoming a bit too successful. Just leave it
Speaker 1: a few decades.
Speaker 13: So it was it was too dangerous.
Speaker 1: Wait for Sebastin to come along and it's more sort
Speaker 1: of manageable level. Gavivian, that's a great story. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 13: They're worried.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Just in our last call, I talk about the Sumbury
Speaker 1: Music Festival. Conceived of it was Australia sort of version
Speaker 1: of for Woodstock. It really was as big as she
Speaker 1: described it. I wasn't sure like really the Stones playing
Speaker 1: here in that early part of their career, but the
Speaker 1: Stones headlines. She had bands like the Queen as well.
Speaker 1: Michael Gadinski. This was how far away. It was in
Speaker 1: the first year of ninety seventy three. It wasn't his
Speaker 1: brain wave, but he was selling watermelons out the front
Speaker 1: and nineteen seventy three so quite a while away before
Speaker 1: he was discovered. With Crocodile and Dundee. Paul Hogan was
Speaker 1: the MC.
Speaker 3: It was a huge festival. Obviously I wasn't even born yet,
Speaker 3: but also Deep Purple and ACD. ACDC and their roadies
Speaker 3: allegedly fought on stage.
Speaker 1: And then ACDC didn't play. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Legend tells us that the disagreement between the two bands
Speaker 3: and their roadies came to blow, escalating to the point
Speaker 3: that ac DC refused to perform.
Speaker 1: This is incredible twenty bucks for a ticket to see
Speaker 1: some of the world's biggest rock bands and the finals
Speaker 1: Australian ones as well. So for some of you you
Speaker 1: would have been there. You must have memories, whether you're
Speaker 1: a teenager of going to the Sunbury Music Festival running
Speaker 1: the seventies. If you've got any memories, please give us
Speaker 1: a call. First, Jack and I have heard about it.
Speaker 1: We've gone down a wormhole. It looks amazing.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shoe podcast, one.
Speaker 1: Of our Callers is talking about a sister been at
Speaker 1: the Sunbury Music Festival and the Rolling Stones are playing
Speaker 1: Jack and I just had a quick look on Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: What a couple of years that would have been the seventies,
Speaker 1: some of the world's biggest bands. I just seen the
Speaker 1: names on some of the lineups, you know Queen, Deep,
Speaker 1: Purple Ac, DC, Rolling Stones and then other names where
Speaker 1: you're like, who who is sid Rumpo? What a name?
Speaker 3: Nineteen seventy three maybe in the Australian music team in.
Speaker 1: I Love said Rumpo back in the day. My point
Speaker 1: is this, there are certain names that to find the time,
Speaker 1: weren't they sid Rumpos?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 1: I mean that is not a name for like this
Speaker 1: this here?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: What a name? Though? When we do who's gone a Questian?
Speaker 1: Please connect me to the genius that was sid Rumpo
Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy four, early days for the sky Hooks
Speaker 1: also booed off stage. Wikipedia would appeared that a lot
Speaker 1: of Australiers bands off, including Queen, but Skyhooks. Even Skyhooks
Speaker 1: got boodof in seventy four, and then in nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: five another band that's caught my butt. I hear the
Speaker 1: Lardie Dolls apart. There are New Zealand band five dollars
Speaker 1: as well. Got you in for a day past just
Speaker 1: five bucks. Some of you were there, or I've got
Speaker 1: stories about the Sunbury Music festiv which ran in the seventies. Annie, Hello, Hello, Annie.
Speaker 1: So you do sound old enough to be in there.
Speaker 14: No, I wasn't, unfortunately, but my mother and father were there.
Speaker 14: They would have been about eighteen at the time. And
Speaker 14: my mum famously fell asleep during Deep.
Speaker 1: That's a very big, heavy, noisy band to fall the
Speaker 1: statoin and she obviously had a good time. Is that
Speaker 1: why she had some snooze?
Speaker 14: I think so she had a big day, just one
Speaker 14: of a few minutes to shut eye and missed the
Speaker 14: whole set.
Speaker 1: Perfect time to get it more Deep Purple on, Annie,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much the story. Thank you, Ivan, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Deep Purple.
Speaker 16: Deep Purple. I think thought he let it in with
Speaker 16: somewhere over the rainbow, And then there was Deep Purple.
Speaker 16: The ground was shaking, and to the right, looking at
Speaker 16: the stage, there was a tower and with space trucking,
Speaker 16: a light went up and above the tower, right up
Speaker 16: into the sky. Everyone, I've asked, since that performance saw
Speaker 16: the same thing, Well.
Speaker 1: There UFO.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, this festival really.
Speaker 1: Some of our friends are still back there, man. Now,
Speaker 1: obviously people might have been smoking things or anything like that,
Speaker 1: and you can see all kinds of things if you've
Speaker 1: been doing that. It was the seventies, you Knowation Woodstot.
Speaker 1: Do you really think that you believe you saw on
Speaker 1: a UFO?
Speaker 16: Now, I saw something that equated to a UFO, But
Speaker 16: it was so real the time. Yeah, you thought you
Speaker 16: saw a UFO.
Speaker 1: And how would you describe that now the UFO? Was
Speaker 1: it like a space ship or.
Speaker 16: A disc of white light going up into the sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well those aliens they love to rock out of
Speaker 1: Deep Purple. Check them out deeper. I'll run down up
Speaker 1: our song space truck in turn it out, guys.
Speaker 16: I still got the album.
Speaker 1: Oh good stuff, Ivan, Thank you very much. You cool,
Speaker 1: Thank you. Iven. There literally sound like a landline from
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy three. You know you listen to that old footage.
Speaker 3: Talking head from a documentary?
Speaker 1: Is that one of those ancient broadcasts are just still
Speaker 1: going out there? If anyone can hear me one of
Speaker 1: those emergency test transmissions. What I thought I saw one
Speaker 1: is that the roading in Wayes.
Speaker 10: Did you.
Speaker 1: Oh dear funny stuff.
Speaker 17: Trevor, Yes, good on mine?
Speaker 1: How are you? Yeah? Yeah? Good summary? Music festival? What
Speaker 1: can you tell us about it?
Speaker 17: Well? I was seventeen, I'm sixty five now, wouldn't be
Speaker 17: brothers and a couple of other mates. We survived on beer,
Speaker 17: oranges and meat pie. And on the day of the
Speaker 17: on the day of the festival, driving up, my brothers
Speaker 17: worked at the wolf stores and the dog wandered into
Speaker 17: where they work and we took a dog as well
Speaker 17: with us. And guess what, mate, we all ended up stealing,
Speaker 17: including the dog.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, story there. What don't I witness that?
Speaker 7: Girl?
Speaker 1: We got that today, Trevor.
Speaker 3: Did you see the UFO?
Speaker 17: Now I didn't say the u OFO, but I can
Speaker 17: tell you Max Merritt back then, Max Merrit and the
Speaker 17: meniors were bigger than Billy four at the time.
Speaker 1: Wow, we any detail on sid Rumpo?
Speaker 17: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Trevor, thank you very much your story.
Speaker 17: Nice question.
Speaker 1: Now we got that story. You know, we need to
Speaker 1: note that for future generations about them all.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I may regret saying this, But do we ask for
Speaker 1: UFO sightings on tomorrow's show?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great, okay, approved team tomorrow the UFO hour between seven
Speaker 1: am and eight full hour. All right, tomorrow we start
Speaker 1: the UFO Hour and then maybe it's an hour or
Speaker 1: maybe it's a link. But UFO stories, because if people
Speaker 1: have UFO stories, they're begging for someone like me to say,
Speaker 1: call in.
Speaker 3: Now, please tell us about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, we've all we heard so far as
Speaker 1: ago we saw one in the seventies during the Deep
Speaker 1: Purple gig, and I'm not sure that's the best eyewitness
Speaker 1: account to trust. Someone's just texted. Actually, someone I met
Speaker 1: recently on dog Walker Bazarre used to at this place, Steve.
Speaker 1: He said, if you check out, it must be just
Speaker 1: in morning, Steve. Check out the Australian Music Vault at
Speaker 1: the Arts Center and you can look at footage from
Speaker 1: the Sunbury Music Festival of all these amazing bands. About
Speaker 1: the footage from it is incredible as well. So well,
Speaker 1: we're checking out, thanks very much. Sure the stories there.
Speaker 1: Everyone we spoke to who was there had a certain
Speaker 1: stuck in the seventies vibe, didn't they, And all the
Speaker 1: better for it too, all right twenty to nine Today's
Speaker 1: Time Wastetu Jimmy Barnes a legend and his wife Jane
Speaker 1: also a legend. He's got a cookbook coming out together
Speaker 1: featuring Barnzy's face, look Barnsy's famous many Things and reading
Speaker 1: on the press release Barnsy's famous gravy. Are you do
Speaker 1: you know about his gravy? I don't know.
Speaker 3: And what's funny as well is didn't Barnsy just recently
Speaker 3: cancel an interview with you that you hadn't been able
Speaker 3: to reach schedule?
Speaker 1: It was I think there was some gravy that was
Speaker 1: on the on the stovetops. We had the concentr out
Speaker 1: on that Barnsy's famous gravy. I hope when we do
Speaker 1: get to sit down interview, I want to try this
Speaker 1: cornfe and Jane's post gig cheese on toast.
Speaker 3: Come on, you can't make a cookbook about cheese on top.
Speaker 1: Well. I remember rum my wife buying some POxy real
Speaker 1: flimsy one from Gwyneth Paltrow and one of her recipes,
Speaker 1: she's raving about how in Australia they love smashed ava
Speaker 1: on toast. That isn't a recipe this, it's this smeared
Speaker 1: avocado on toast. That was two pages as she had
Speaker 1: for that avocate smashed ava on toast. Other celebrity cookbooks
Speaker 1: you didn't know existed? Who knew? Smash Mouth recipes from
Speaker 1: the road, including their Donkey Sauce Cooking with Coolio cooking
Speaker 1: what what like Breaking bad cooking five star miles at
Speaker 1: a one star price? Uh, including sections like it's hard
Speaker 1: out here for a shrimp must we must have missed
Speaker 1: those ones.
Speaker 3: We should get some of these cookbooks and try the recipes.
Speaker 1: Yes, we should. I want to try Jimmy Barnes as gravy.
Speaker 1: All right, so today's time waster cooking songs. Don't go
Speaker 1: breaking my tart, silver frying without wings, bronze, place your hands,
Speaker 1: so place your hands brief, brief, Silver smells like cream,
Speaker 1: spinach cold. Thank you. I've got a Jimmy Barnes one
Speaker 1: working class flan gold, thank you. We all love Philo Pastry, right,
Speaker 1: Filo is it me? You're looking for gold?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Let it be silver. And I'm not sure this is
Speaker 1: gold or bronze. Saute seems to be the hardest word.
Speaker 1: Bronze that deserve the gold. All right, what have you got?
Speaker 1: Cooking songs?
Speaker 3: Peggy sous chef.
Speaker 1: Actually quite smart? Silver, remember but smart.
Speaker 3: Let's sear it for the boy.
Speaker 1: That's more like it.
Speaker 3: Gold, Cassa rolling in the deep. Good silver and baby,
Speaker 3: I need your oven.
Speaker 1: For baby, I need your love. No, no, that's gold. Okay.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Shot post story again excited about tomorrow's UFO. Our brackets
Speaker 1: ish depending on these stories and calls, so we release
Speaker 1: start to research some famous UFO sightings in Australia. One
Speaker 1: even made it into a mention in Molder and Scunny
Speaker 1: in X Files.
Speaker 3: Apparently a uf sighting in Narry Warren is mentioned by
Speaker 3: Molder and Scully in the X file.
Speaker 1: We need to track down the footage of that. Get
Speaker 1: ready with those UFO stories tomorrow morning, seven am. All right,
Speaker 1: cookery songs, here's this morning's time waster you ready to mark?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Sitting on the crockery tray. Oh good one, gold crockery,
Speaker 1: what on job? Some recipe that I used to know gold,
Speaker 1: that's very good one. I'm dombe crocodile stew silver when
Speaker 1: something is wrong with my gravy bronze right on there,
Speaker 1: get your steak on, mister Elliott Gold, get your steak
Speaker 1: on that brilliant love that one from Libby Don't dream
Speaker 1: it's Pavlova Gold Kate McGovern nothing compares to barbecue.
Speaker 3: Silver plus.
Speaker 1: Can you preheat my oven tonight?
Speaker 3: What's the song?
Speaker 1: Can you feel the love tonight? Come on? That's good?
Speaker 1: Can you preheat my oven tonight? Silver? Lady and bread
Speaker 1: instead of laid on red? Uh, Papa, don't poach silver.
Speaker 1: It must have been love.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the original song?
Speaker 1: No mustard must have been loved? Silver, Alan tougher, sweet
Speaker 1: glaze of rind, Gold kariny. You pulled it off, well done.
Speaker 1: Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.
Speaker 1: It's a doubler.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 1: Oh sous sou sushi roll, Phil Collins, he's in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: If he comes out with a cookery book, police have
Speaker 1: that fill sushi roll scarlet. That's great, that's really good.
Speaker 15: We will walk you silver pork this way, Bronze love
Speaker 15: it Love is a battlefield. Silver, Bake me up before
Speaker 15: you go go Silver grilling in the name of Gold,
Speaker 15: House of the Rising Bun.
Speaker 1: Gold, you braise me up. I thought I had a
Speaker 1: bit there, tiny because I liked it so much. No onions,
Speaker 1: no cry gold bacon through to the other size gold
Speaker 1: Danger cal Zone.
Speaker 3: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: I hope that's on a recipe somewhere for like a
Speaker 1: really spicy one danger col zone. Uh, knocking on Heaven's door.
Speaker 1: These are very good achy bacon heart silver Leslie it there?
Speaker 1: Who gets best in show?
Speaker 3: What was the one we loved? I've already forgotten it.
Speaker 1: Shi rolled luckily, here we go now Susu Sushi Rollers.
Speaker 1: Best in show time of today's show is mister Sniffer.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow morning with UFO Christian.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast