WEBVTT - FULL: Mr Sniffer 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:03.480 Appreciation. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:10.000 It's a Christian a Conall Show podcast. 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:14.319 You do not turn the hey to on. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:16.960 We were standing by the honky tongue piano. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:20.680 Look up right now, darling, but these binoculars so Christian. 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:23.799 No Connall show on Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.480 Just hearing that from yesterday's show, talking about how I 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:34.760 urgently a sap he'd anniversary ideas for this Saturday. I 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.440 just said to you out this morning, I went, I'm 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:37.440 now actually panicking. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:41.360 I gave you a great idea. Remember yesterday after the show, 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.000 I said you should write her a poem. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:47.480 Started that a poem. You can't go in from never 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.440 having written a poem. Right, maybe when you're a teenager. Right, 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.559 the bar's really low, Okay, because teenage or sessional love, 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.960 it's easy to impress someone with just some words. I 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.880 thought of you. Suddenly when you've been married, Well, this Saturday, 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.680 twenty three years and I'm going to start writing poet. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.640 I'm going to pivot into a bit. I'm a poet now. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.440 A poem's great because it shows real effort applied. You 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:09.800 know financial thing. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.800 You met my woman, she's a smart woman. She's going 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.400 to pull apart the syntax and the grammar you write. 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:20.000 My handwriting, it's not poetry. It's stories. It's dumb jokes. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.759 It's dogs talking as if there were humans. I can't 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.520 now that guy's going to write a poem. Have you 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.920 seen the size of my handwriting as well? I write 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.920 capitools with sharpie pens. It's going to like what I 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.399 got one of the kids to do it for twenty bucks. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.880 Now you need a nice calligraphy pen. I think one 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:38.000 that you actually dip. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.440 In in fine the fut we can agree on, all right, 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.640 what the words are? It's too hard the entry point. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.760 I certainly actually watched a YouTube video of how to 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.360 write a poem? Well, do you know about Stanzas? 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:50.120 No? 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.520 Right? Really is that the couplets? 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.200 No, I don't know about that. I know Limerick. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.800 Limericks are like there was an old lady from glen Shoe. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.880 It was not a hen. That's not gonna That's actually 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.840 a bit better than what I came. Let's just call 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.560 it a starting point. Maybe later on this week we 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.480 get we try and write a poem with the listeners 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.839 to Sarah where everyone has to chip in a line. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.040 We just I just make a Frankenstein kind of poem. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:19.360 There was a nice wife. Her name was Sarah. I 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.600 wrote her this poem to show her I care her. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.040 That's not English, I care. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.440 Okay, this is work workshow okay? 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.760 But I'm worrying. Is there enough time to get through 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.919 the workshop stage to her proper? I made you this 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.800 on Saturday. I don't know. I'm still looking for suggestions anyway. No, 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.400 Patsy on today's show yesterday, did you hear from her? 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:41.840 I did? 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:42.399 I did. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:42.600 Yes. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.280 Patsy's off sin right. She really gets worried that she's 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.280 letting people down. But Patsy, unlike Jack, she really cares 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:51.000 about the show, and you know, she works really hard. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.000 Patsy and she contact me yesterday and she said, I 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.800 got a resource throat and then straight away, I mean, 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.040 I trust Patsy enough. She's not well. She can't come in. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.720 She'd be really really ill. She then went into this 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.960 unnecessary backstory. Well, I'm almost starting to get irritated, going, 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.480 I've got to get ready for the show. I get it. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.480 I believe you're not in court. I haven't wrung you go. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.480 What do you mean I'm coming to the doctor now, 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.480 I've got doctor with me. Okay, we're writing a poem. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.200 On the trip out there to Weerribee, she goes, it's 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.400 our throat and I'm not going to see Dr Don 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:25.639 until nine thirty at the earliest. Choose I thinking, who 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.600 the hell is Dr Don You're talking about some character 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:30.919 I don't know that of course. Look, we've often talked 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.760 about this. Patsy is a made woman out there. She 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.560 runs weer Aby Dr Donn, I guess is the local 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.720 kind of we know what the Donn is? You know 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:44.120 the godfather Dr don You know there's obviously a mafia doctor. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.520 They wouldn't go to an outsider, whether they had got 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:47.400 their own doctors. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.640 She would get special treatment out out there, like the royals, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.800 you know, have special doctors that weighed down. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.400 You never seen the queen in a waiting room go 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.440 and what's wrong? I wonder what's ill with her? Or 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:00.440 what's wrong? So no Patsy today coming out up next, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.600 Then we want to hear about the worst movie you've 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:06.480 ever seen, and in one word review it for us. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.560 I mean, the really the worst movie. Maybe it made 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:10.920 you walk out, maybe you may may just stop watching it, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.680 but the very worst movie, not a bad movie, but 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.560 genuinely the worst movie you have ever seen. There might 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.000 be a specific scene that you can sell it to 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.839 Jack and I if we haven't seen that movie. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.400 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:27.480 What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I've seen 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.000 quite a lot of bad movies. If you will watch 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.040 any martial arts movie, you're gonna that's a dangerous game. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.119 You're going to see some really great ones, but more 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.440 average ones at best. And then I saw something which 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.920 felt like it was directly speaking to me. It's simply 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.400 they couldn't even be bothered with the creative title. They 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:47.120 simply called it jiu jitsu. Yeah, and that's what it's called, right, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.280 There's nothing there's They made no effort going when that's 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.599 just a style of martial arts. Surely we can't just 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.279 call it that. That's lazy. No. No one said, hey, guys, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.200 maybe just give it another five minutes in this meeting 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.400 to say there's any turns other than just calling it 0:04:59.480 --> 0:04:59.960 jiu jitsu. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.479 But when I saw the poster for it and it 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.719 came out last year, I saw jiujits to I know 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.840 you love martial arts. I saw Nicholas Cage, your favorite actor. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:10.279 I thought this film is made for Christian. Then I 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.400 kind of just never heard about the film again until 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.400 it popped up on stan over the week and I 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.919 thought you can stream it now. I wonder if Christian's 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.320 actually seen Jiujitsu. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.400 Or just that I paid for it twice so I 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.839 didn't wait for it to go streaming. It dropped on. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.320 I think it just I'm not even sure if it 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.039 had a cinema release. And this isn't anything to do 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:30.279 with COVID, just standards. Just stand this out the review 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.840 and go that other people can't go and see that together. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.600 Put that, let the audience find it, hopefully not. But 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.360 do not put that in public spaces. It's dangerous. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.880 It's like a dirty film. I only watch it when 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.000 nobody else is home, locked the doors, draw the blind, in. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.719 Your own privacy, of your own home. Let's not judge, 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.240 but do not put it on in public. It is 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.520 so bad. So you're right on paper that this is 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.560 made for me. It's about martial art. It's got Nicholas 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.440 Cage in there, right, Nicholas Cage is barely in it, 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.920 and even when he is, it's better off without him. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:02.760 But on the poster he's front and center. 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.600 Yeah, And then you start to watch the movie. We're 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.920 out the oning credits, I'm thinking, where is Nicholas Cage. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:08.719 There's all these other names that were and then it 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.359 just says at the end, the last credited name says 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.720 and Nicholas Cage. When have you even seen the word? 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.480 And and an actor's like he said, put the end in. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.880 I don't want to be like I'm with them. It's 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:23.080 them and Nicholas Cage. Let's not even get to where 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.920 Nicholas Cage finally shows up. And you've got to wait 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.839 a long forty minutes before the Cage man shows up. Right, 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.680 it is so bad and it's like budget, Like you 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.320 haven't seen a budget movie before. There's a you've never 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.719 seen this movie before. First of all, it's martial arts 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:41.680 hybrid with sci fi. Yeah, already, already there's a whiff 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.760 of like, I'm not sure about this. Wait, I've never 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.520 heard this story before. Hang on a minute, you martial 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:51.240 artists have got save humanity from a really violent alien. 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:54.000 I've never seen this, And like Predator all about twenty 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.760 thousand other movies, it starts with a comet crashing into 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:03.280 Earth again, a unique scene only copyrighted to Jiu Jitsu right, 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:04.880 but when you if you're going to do it on 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:07.000 the big screen nowadays, that costs is like a lot 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.760 of money to go into those kind of special jiu jitsu. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.440 Doesn't bother with that, right way, paid Nicholas Cage wherever 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:15.040 they could afford and go this. You only get me 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.080 for five minutes in total, so spread it out just. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.040 So you know, Nicholas Cage, the more money you take, 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.200 the less realistic the comment's going to look. So just 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:22.800 keep that in mind. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:26.080 The comet right has got this crazy like tadpole tail 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.760 that looks like two pizzas, has thrown at a wall. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.200 The comet is awful, and that's what I should have gone. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.120 I'm out of this. Then there's a guy who's trying 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.680 to has been chased through a jungle, flaming ninja stars 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:40.880 being thrown at him. He's wearing a cloak that doesn't fit. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.920 Again here I'm thinking, why couldn't they get him a 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.000 made to measure cloak. It's an ill fitting cloak or 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.080 I'm starting to get irritated by it. But he's not 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:51.080 fleeing these like these flames that he's jogging like he 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.160 couldn't be wants to run they weren't paying enough. Whoever 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.040 this actor is. He's jogging through the jungle right then 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.240 he does that thing. Guess what, He's found a cliff face. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.120 This all feels really familiar. Throws it. He's got no choice. 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:03.920 He's got jumpers and he looks behind him and doesn't 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.080 know what to do. As he's jumping through the air, 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.920 he falls in slow motion toward and outstretches. That's to 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.640 start the movie. It just gets worse. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.240 So already before the title, Leven comes up about eleven cliches. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:18.480 Yeah, then you see Nicholas Cage. He's he's dialed in 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.800 the crazy right, He's in a cave, like if you've 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.800 seen Apocalypse Now he's like that. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:24.440 So they actually liked where this is going. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.640 Now he's in a cave. Was he gone? We haven't 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.280 got a lot of money for Nicholas Cage's wardrobeer cave. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.559 Just get him anything that's lying around. He's wearing a 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.360 pair of ray bands in a cave and to red 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:40.440 headband to show us, Oh, he's proper crazy. It's not 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.520 any headband, it's a red headband and he's got ray 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.800 bands on in a darkened cave. Straight away his first 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.560 line of dialogue work forward is this You look puzzled? 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.400 Are you puzzled? I'd be puzzled right now and thinking 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.600 I'm done with this. I just turned it off st 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.160 of shame. No, no, shame on me. I bought it twice. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.760 I rented out on iTunes and then got about it 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.559 and then wanted to watch it color we say, and 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:04.400 had to rent. 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:05.920 It again twenty four hours expire. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.319 Yes, so I think I've chipped in about twenty bucks 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:11.640 to jiu Jitsu in a word. Well, I was act 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:18.040 to actually swear. It's a crime. It's a crime, is 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.000 what that movie is? All right? When we come back 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.079 then and ask you out the worst movie he's ever seen? 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.160 I now worried that some of you are thinking it 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.199 sounds so bad. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.480 I want to have to say it for myself. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:29.720 It needs to be seen to be believed. 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:35.360 Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.199 What is the worst movie You've ever seen? I've just 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.760 found a bit from the movie I was talking about 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:42.720 jiu Jitsu, Starr and Nicholas Cage and sci fi meets 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:45.520 martial arts, the hybrid no one's been asking. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.280 For the Carmen You've seeing the sky right now pass 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:49.199 over the earth. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.160 Anytime they tell you roughly the plot to the movie 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.960 and the trainer, I think it's called exposition. You realize 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.600 this is not a very good movie. This is Nicholas Cage, 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.079 and one of his few lines in. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.320 It, Carmen, you're seeing the sky right now pass over 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:03.800 the earth every six years. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:04.840 This is a portal. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.760 Order when it's open, we get a visitor from a 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:09.560 distant galaxy. 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:09.719 Go. 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:13.560 The poet warrior in the sci fi says, so. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.920 What do you think a poet warrior in a sci 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:20.280 fi sense from me? Who wrote that line? Didn't they 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.280 look back at that and think, I can't change for this. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.800 We've got a great antient, Nicholas ca you're doing it. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.720 The comment you're seeing the sky right now passes over 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:33.160 the earth becauses of portal. But when it's open, we 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:37.760 get a visitor from a distant galaxy. The poet warrior 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.240 in the sci Fi says. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:42.719 There's no one else speaking to him, and then you 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:43.960 hear it in the Spaceman. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.560 Poet warrior in the says. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.240 No one else is talking to him. By the way, 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.720 all right, Jackie boy, worst movie you've ever seen. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.800 There's only one film I've ever walked out of in 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.520 the cinema, and it's called Into the Woods. It is 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.839 a musical with actually a star studded cast Johnny Depp, Merrill, 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:06.760 James Corden. They are doing fairy book tales like Red Riding. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.280 Hood, a classic fairy tales. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:12.000 Yeah, some classic fairy tales, all mixed in with some music, right, 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:12.679 and there's just. 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:16.440 Well, I like musical, but it's gotta be the right kind. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.680 It's got to be the right kind. And there comes 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:20.599 a point where there's just too much singing. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.160 Yeah, and you can't relax. You think, is this now 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.360 just an acting bit? Are they gonna start singing a minute? 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.240 And you're never far away from one of those songs 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.440 when every musical someone will suddenly start going, this isn't 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:31.560 the life for me. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.240 Well, they in this movie. It seems like they sing 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.319 it every bit. So it's like they walk into the 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:43.520 woods and they're like, I'm walking into the Woodstay. This 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.480 is a part I've just chosen at random. This is 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.480 Meryl Stream and this is about the point I walked 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.120 out of the film. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:53.120 I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. I'm 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:53.800 the rich. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.079 You're the one. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:03.480 Yeah, it's just the cumu strain of all the songs 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.280 singing in the musical. The one word review I'll give 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:08.239 it is irritating. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:12.079 All right, thet's go to Pauline here, Pauline, good morning mate. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:13.320 What's the worst movie you've ever seen? 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:17.240 Good morning? I saw the Blair Witch Project back I 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.400 think it was the mid nineties and huge. 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:20.400 It was awful. 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:21.400 It was awful. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:24.239 I think there was eight of us in the cinemas 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:28.600 and we all asked for our money back. A couple 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:30.800 of they actually had free tickets and they asked for 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:31.720 them honey. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.600 Back to you for refund. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:39.760 Even the cinema stuff agreed with us. They said, that's 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:40.520 a bad movie. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.120 All remembers the camera up. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.840 All I remember is camera up, noses and snot and 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.839 lots of darkness. But yeah, that was terrible. 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.200 Yeah, because it had all that jerky kind of cam 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:52.960 called hapening. 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:57.319 Yeah. Yeah, you get a bit of buzziness watching it. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.760 But give me the money back. 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.480 They did, Yeah they did. There was a Nash standing 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.240 up the bea watching this is awful. Yeah, I know. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:11.840 In Australia. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.520 Twenty years ago, and it's haunted me since. So I've 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:17.679 never forgotten. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.920 And Pauline in one word, Blair Witch Project. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.000 Terrible, terrible. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.079 All right, Pauline, thank you very much. Have a good 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:30.040 Johnny coome onning John going, I'm good. So worst movie 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:32.559 you've ever seen, John, A. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.880 Recent movie called gallow Walkers. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.400 Seen it? Is this the one with Wesley Snipes? He's 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.199 a zombie cowboy. It's that one, isn't it. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:40.880 That's the one. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:47.640 I forgot. I actually saw gallow Walker. Wesley Snipe say again, 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:52.800 I've got a blind spot Snipes, Nicholas came John, tell 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.480 him about gallow Walker go on? Uh. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.480 Basically, Wesley's harp sex range on some people that did 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:03.000 something bad to him, and he gets cursed, so everyone 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.400 he kills comes back. Is the Walking Dead? 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.160 John? Is Is it the movie where he's cursed in 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:09.720 the womb? 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:11.560 Ah? 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:13.160 Yes, I think so. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.520 Yeah, so ready before he's actually born. He's got an 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:22.200 attitude problem and cursed in the womb. Had an acting 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:29.080 problem too, He's cursed twice. It is basically a sort 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:30.960 of zombie western, isn't it. 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.440 Yeah? Yeah, but probably one of the worst you'll ever see. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.280 Yes, yeah, it's a terrible movie. In one word, gallow 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:45.440 Walkers diabolical. I just had a quick look on what 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:50.720 it rates on Rotten Tomatoes. It's at nine for gallow Walkers. 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:54.920 Do not see the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:58.560 What is the single worst movie you've ever seen? And 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:03.640 in a word, why someone's this email going? Christian? You've 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.160 you've seen a lot of bad movies. Why don't you 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.160 do a podcast about bad movie scenes? Do you know what? 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.440 I just remembered? Another bad one I've seen the last 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.440 couple years. John Travalta. Obviously Travolta of this big resurgence 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.000 thanks to Tarantino, but the last sort of five or 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:21.080 six years he's descended. It's dropped off again. There's a 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.360 movie within a couple of years ago called Life on 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.920 the Line, and they where do you find these? They 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:31.120 find me Jack. They fight Life on the Line. When 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.600 did you just hear this? In one line? That doesn't 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:37.720 seem that traumatic. He's an electrician, yep, right, and there's 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.240 some power lines have come down the whole movie. He's 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.280 fighting against the power cables and lightning and rain just 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.320 to get the city up and running again with electric 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:52.480 That's the movie. That's the movie Life on the Line. Friends, 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.960 I watched all of it and still wept at the ending. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.920 Guess what you can probably guess how it ends. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.960 He connects the power spoiler. I don't have been ruined 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:02.440 it for anyone that was feature length. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.040 It was like a Hallmark movie. Yeah, life on the line. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.440 All right. Then, So last few calls on this morning 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.880 about the worst movie you've ever seen? And in one word, 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:12.600 why Chris, what's it for you? 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.240 Okay? So back in the back in the mid nineties 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.520 or in the late nineties, I saw a movie. I 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.880 actually went to the cinemas to see it because the 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:26.080 previews of it looked sort of interesting. It starred Marlon 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:30.400 Brando and Val Kilmer, and it was called The Isle 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:31.480 of Doctor Moreau. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:33.920 Yeah, I mean he got two great actors, obviously one 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.160 of the greatest ever. You know, Marlon Brando of Ol Kiln. 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.120 Well, he wasn't informed. He wasn't in the sort of 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.760 form that he was in The Godfather, let's put it 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.040 that way. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:43.800 Inform. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:45.720 I think he'd eaten. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:49.600 I think it was a big old In the Godfather 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.440 he sat down for most of its scenes. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.120 Well, I don't think he could stand up in the Isle of. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:55.560 Is he the island? 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:56.800 Smiling? 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:00.040 Rand walking around on him. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:07.240 Created it was a SHOCKA. There was an absolute SHOCKA. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.679 It was some weird plot. I watched a couple of 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.640 people stand up and walk out of the cinema about 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:14.360 ten minutes into it, and I thought, oh, they must 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.320 have gone too the toilet together or something. And then 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.399 a few more people stood up and walked out, and 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:22.480 I was getting pretty confused in the movie, and it 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:25.320 was it was I can't even properly remember what. 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.359 It's been made before, and it's from like an old 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:34.400 book from like aren't they Jean splicing humans with animals? 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:35.119 Correct that. 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:38.760 He's a big fat cat. 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:41.720 But you couldn't You couldn't work out what on earth 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:45.960 was what? And Val Kilmer appeared to hate Marlon Brando 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.479 as a human a buffet. 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:50.320 You know, it's hard working with someone. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:56.080 That terrible, terrible, terrible movie. So I actually rated it 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:57.320 as unwatchable. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:57.720 Great. 0:17:57.960 --> 0:17:59.920 I want to dive back in and rewatch it again 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:01.280 after that stead of review. 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:03.960 Yes, if you have a movie night, you have a 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:06.639 bunch of friends over and you suddenly struck down with 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.080 stomach cramps and you need everyone to leave. 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:16.000 Off review, that's awesome, Chris, Thank you very much, mate. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.480 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:23.479 Jack has a question for us to do with his 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.320 neighbors and their two dogs. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.639 Well, I wonder if I would even like to know 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:30.560 if you think this is stepping over a boundary that 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.639 you have with your neighbors. So our next door neighbor, 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.560 Ash has a dog called Dusty, named after Dustin Martin, 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:40.679 that is about the same age as our dog Lunar. 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.159 And the dogs they don't really get along, but they 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:48.320 sometimes tolerate each other. And Ash was saying, Hey, wouldn't 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:50.520 it be great if we cut a little hole in 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:53.000 the fence in our backyards so the dogs could come 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:54.920