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Speaker 2: Jack said, Jay Abray, I've got a horrific story about
Speaker 2: a bag of dog food. So get ready, everybody. Here
Speaker 2: is Jack's horrific story about a bag of dog food.
Speaker 3: Talking about that twenty kilo dog food, reminding me over
Speaker 3: the Grand Final weekend, I forgot to tell you. I
Speaker 3: can't believe I haven't told you this yet. We moved
Speaker 3: our dog food outside because it's been in the laundry
Speaker 3: and then you have to walk all the way out
Speaker 3: to the dog ball.
Speaker 2: Come you keep yours in the laundry. Eyes in the
Speaker 2: laundry as well. For some reason we went, yeah.
Speaker 3: Well keep it in the laundry, because for a week
Speaker 3: we had it out on a shelf that Luna couldn't
Speaker 3: reach in the back under the deck and we had
Speaker 3: put Gordon to sleep. One night and Bianka and I
Speaker 3: are piked up on the couch watching TV. Then out
Speaker 3: of the corner of her eye she sees through the
Speaker 3: window to the deck. She goes, there's a tail in
Speaker 3: the bag. Oh God, I get up. I flick on
Speaker 3: the deck light and then perfectly silhouetted with the light
Speaker 3: behind it coming through the window. A rat the size
Speaker 3: of a shoe box comes out of the dog food
Speaker 3: bag and scurries down the shelves and out into the night.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's huge.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what have you done?
Speaker 3: Now we've brought it back inside, back in the laundry.
Speaker 4: I would have to sell the house. I would not
Speaker 4: be able to sleep. That rat's coming for us the
Speaker 4: size of.
Speaker 3: A shoe and he's got twenty kilos worth of dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's strong.
Speaker 2: But no, there'd be more rats probably in there. Yes,
Speaker 2: oh god, that is a horrific storry about a bag
Speaker 2: of dog food.
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