WEBVTT - MINI: Rat Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian No come on show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack said, Jay Abray, I've got a horrific story about

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<v Speaker 2>a bag of dog food. So get ready, everybody. Here

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<v Speaker 2>is Jack's horrific story about a bag of dog food.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about that twenty kilo dog food, reminding me over

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<v Speaker 3>the Grand Final weekend, I forgot to tell you. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't believe I haven't told you this yet. We moved

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<v Speaker 3>our dog food outside because it's been in the laundry

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<v Speaker 3>and then you have to walk all the way out

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<v Speaker 3>to the dog ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Come you keep yours in the laundry. Eyes in the

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<v Speaker 2>laundry as well. For some reason we went, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well keep it in the laundry, because for a week

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<v Speaker 3>we had it out on a shelf that Luna couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>reach in the back under the deck and we had

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<v Speaker 3>put Gordon to sleep. One night and Bianka and I

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<v Speaker 3>are piked up on the couch watching TV. Then out

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<v Speaker 3>of the corner of her eye she sees through the

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<v Speaker 3>window to the deck. She goes, there's a tail in

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<v Speaker 3>the bag. Oh God, I get up. I flick on

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<v Speaker 3>the deck light and then perfectly silhouetted with the light

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<v Speaker 3>behind it coming through the window. A rat the size

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<v Speaker 3>of a shoe box comes out of the dog food

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<v Speaker 3>bag and scurries down the shelves and out into the night.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 3>Now we've brought it back inside, back in the laundry.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have to sell the house. I would not

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<v Speaker 4>be able to sleep. That rat's coming for us the

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<v Speaker 4>size of.

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<v Speaker 3>A shoe and he's got twenty kilos worth of dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, he's strong.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, there'd be more rats probably in there. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, that is a horrific storry about a bag

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<v Speaker 2>of dog food.

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