Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, come on, It's the Christian o'connells Show, God one
Speaker 2: a four point three Tuesday Morning for Kang and Institute
Speaker 2: Prince nineteen ninety nine. Come on in Jack morning, guys,
Speaker 2: Come on in Patsy morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Patsy? I feel sorry for you
Speaker 2: that you have to Patsy has to get up at
Speaker 2: like three. You come in way before anybody else, right,
Speaker 2: and you have to go over the west, got right.
Speaker 2: I don't even like going on anywhere near that thing.
Speaker 2: This just sucks. Scary that thing because as I'm driving
Speaker 2: on it and I'm what I consider leaving planet Earth,
Speaker 2: you can't see the road looks like it ends. No, No,
Speaker 2: it does. As you drive, you lose the horizon, and
Speaker 2: I think you lose a bit of hope because you
Speaker 2: know what savages either side of the ridge, people like
Speaker 2: pats is that it's it's different out there.
Speaker 4: Not saying it's rough. I'm just saying it's different.
Speaker 2: Temperature is a bit different, and there's this smell in
Speaker 2: the Yeah, it's just like there's waste materials that people
Speaker 2: just drive over there and dump over there and now
Speaker 2: cane are producing you because you live are you still
Speaker 2: living it? She's living a bunk beend in your house
Speaker 2: or something. You live next door to each other. She's
Speaker 2: like a student that you put up, so they banana splits.
Speaker 4: They all live together in that house and a five
Speaker 4: minutes pole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the West Gate, if you drive on it,
Speaker 3: you will want to know that the bridge is closed
Speaker 3: tonight between ten and five tomorrow morning and then the
Speaker 3: Actually this is.
Speaker 2: Like a major bridge of memurites, which which connects two
Speaker 2: massive parts of them, so they can't just close it.
Speaker 3: Yes, they're closing it. They're putting up all these overhead
Speaker 3: gantries for this tunnel project, which, by the way, when
Speaker 3: those gantries are up, there's a heap of cameras that
Speaker 3: aren't turned on. Yett gantry is like an over gradition.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's stupid, but as soon as we
Speaker 2: got into song, I was like Google rapidly.
Speaker 3: It's like an overhead bean jack where they put you know, signs, cameras,
Speaker 3: all those things.
Speaker 2: Entry and impressed people today with.
Speaker 3: That anyway, So I gave producer Caitlin the heads up
Speaker 3: last night. I said, hey, listen, you.
Speaker 2: Hit some sort of secret news I want before breaking
Speaker 2: news the heads up.
Speaker 3: Well, it's going to be a nightmare because you're going
Speaker 3: to have to go off along Geelong Road and actually
Speaker 3: via the city like Cliant or.
Speaker 4: The Arkansas Chugger. But I won't like it.
Speaker 2: Before and the Big Smoke goes west. Left my country
Speaker 2: mouse in.
Speaker 3: The Big Smoke in the lefties.
Speaker 2: Some sandwiches and a thermous flask of cordial.
Speaker 3: It's going to add about forty minutes to the trip.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's horrendous. You've got it even earlier tonight.
Speaker 2: Is it's not worth staying at work here, sleeping at work.
Speaker 3: Staying here?
Speaker 2: Where is there to say you can crash it?
Speaker 3: His that's very good on.
Speaker 4: The dungeon, Yeah, not one of those nightclubs.
Speaker 2: He goes to the weekend quite the scenes in there.
Speaker 5: A thug hanging in there, somethink.
Speaker 2: Yeah a man teen FuG smells like teen spirit. But
Speaker 2: with a thirty something you join the dots. No, don't
Speaker 2: do that, Patsy.
Speaker 3: So I had dog Caitlin about it, and she mistakenly
Speaker 3: thought it was this morning, So she got here at
Speaker 3: like two thirty this morning.
Speaker 2: When you leave thinking this is good. I'm going to
Speaker 2: arrive and I'll be relaxed on that and you're going
Speaker 2: to go. There was no reason for this stress. They've
Speaker 2: got to tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Let's start breaking.
Speaker 3: She bailed me up in the corridor. She's like, what
Speaker 3: are you talking about Wednesday?
Speaker 2: I'm Phoenis. I'm sure it wasn't a Patsy bum steering.
Speaker 1: Yes, you got punked the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So it seemed are we beginning the week a Monday
Speaker 2: winner or loser yesterday?
Speaker 4: Patsy? Are you saying you're starting the week yesterday winning
Speaker 4: or losing?
Speaker 3: No, definitely losing in light of the west Gate being
Speaker 3: closed for the next two nights, that's definitely losing. And
Speaker 3: then get home yesterday and Chris had kept Audrey at
Speaker 3: home because she had a sore throat.
Speaker 5: That was the that was the go to as a
Speaker 5: kid if you wanted to get off school y sore throat. Yeah,
Speaker 5: no symptoms that you can see, mama.
Speaker 3: Happened to coincide Jack with the Neplin maths test yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh no, then it had a miraculous recovery, recovery through.
Speaker 5: The arter day. When you go back to school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because today she's got an all day drama class,
Speaker 3: like all day which she signed up for weeks ago,
Speaker 3: and she's like over the moon about it, and it's like, wow,
Speaker 3: you've made a crow.
Speaker 2: Does it work there because obviously because we're here in
Speaker 2: the morning, right, So my wifess there's always had to
Speaker 2: deal with that with the girls, like there sort of
Speaker 2: dodgy you want to says in the morning, and then
Speaker 2: miraculous four hour comebacks always go incredible.
Speaker 4: Should bottle it, we'd be billionaires.
Speaker 2: So Chris have to then bounce it back up because
Speaker 2: the dad in her family she probably realized her you're
Speaker 2: got the VP. Yeah, yeah, and really it will realize
Speaker 2: you got back there six years and then they see
Speaker 2: through you, so you don't actually have any executive prim way,
Speaker 2: I do get to they know you haven't got the
Speaker 2: two keys that turn and start then you can count down.
Speaker 2: Only the big guy has that. You're just the VP.
Speaker 2: You're my pens and his family, so get out the way.
Speaker 3: Well, it's up to Chris, and when phone, he doesn't
Speaker 3: defer it. He tries to message me, but don't message
Speaker 3: me through the show because I might not say it.
Speaker 3: You the buck stops with you.
Speaker 2: I mean it's you work in spurts pass, you know,
Speaker 2: every half an hour, a little bit of coverage in
Speaker 2: between when Jack and I are trying to do something
Speaker 2: and come kung fu kicking him from out the side
Speaker 2: out like a ninja just dropped down from the scene.
Speaker 2: I wonder where she got and she must have put
Speaker 2: some clothes in the basket, done some online shopping on
Speaker 2: shn don't I'm shopping.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, you know what, You're the boss of
Speaker 3: the house in the morning when I'm at work, so
Speaker 3: you need to deal with it. And don't forget to
Speaker 3: call school if she's sick, because they follow you up
Speaker 3: if they don't turn up.
Speaker 2: Which is text message is going your daughter was absent
Speaker 2: from school. It's not my problem. That's not my problem.
Speaker 2: I don't text you about stuff that's going on the weekends,
Speaker 2: so don't don't bother me.
Speaker 4: That's not my problem.
Speaker 2: You called her. That sounds really bad. You should speak
Speaker 2: to her about that. Not my problem. Make it more
Speaker 2: enticing there. The problem is yours sort out, not mine
Speaker 2: to fix.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she is, but he's a real
Speaker 3: push over. He's a shocker. Like if she's sleeping really sound.
Speaker 3: He won't want to wake her up. It's like you
Speaker 3: need to wake her up. She needs to go to school. Oh,
Speaker 3: but she's sleeping so sound.
Speaker 2: I can't a three phase right. I kept coming back
Speaker 2: to here and saying, you need to get tough with them,
Speaker 2: all right. My wife said, look, it's very hard. You're
Speaker 2: not hearing from now on. Now. If you're not sure,
Speaker 2: get them to FaceTime me. Right. We did this twice
Speaker 2: and because my favorite word in the world to my
Speaker 2: daughter says yes, they were like, this system doesn't work.
Speaker 2: It's actually easier. We might just facetiming straight away and
Speaker 2: get the VP sign.
Speaker 1: Off The Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Did you win or lose today? Yesterday you're winning or
Speaker 2: losing the start of the week. You can text me
Speaker 2: oh four seven five three one oh four to three.
Speaker 2: So ad alto seventeen. She had four of her wisdom teeth,
Speaker 2: all four of her wisdom teeth taken out on Friday
Speaker 2: and generally and steady, and whilst she was at the
Speaker 2: hospital with my wife, I went and got some nice
Speaker 2: a bunch of flowers the surprise in her bedroom when
Speaker 2: she came back. I thought about some nice colors and
Speaker 2: nature and regeneration and the healing, and I put them
Speaker 2: in a vas trim them all up so it's all
Speaker 2: ready for her right, and she was really moved and
Speaker 2: she was taking photos. Uh that's you know, they like it.
Speaker 2: It was snapped, I believe, and get snapped and sense
Speaker 2: all the friends and I slapped Matt.
Speaker 4: However, it works, so it went out very well over
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, I came home in the afternoon and I saw
Speaker 2: that they were on the floor by the back door,
Speaker 2: and I thought she must have run out of energy.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want them anymore. So I bit them and
Speaker 2: then as they so, I hear this, Oh we have
Speaker 2: my flowers, And I went, oh, I thought you just
Speaker 2: run out of energy. You just left them there because
Speaker 2: they were too heavy to pick up, and so I've
Speaker 2: just been them. She went, no, no, no, I just changed
Speaker 2: the water and then run out of energy and was
Speaker 2: so you can carry them back upstairs my bedroom.
Speaker 4: She was so devastated.
Speaker 2: And so today, after this show, I'm going to go
Speaker 2: back and get some more flowers fresh.
Speaker 5: They weren't wilting, no fresh, She went, didn't you look
Speaker 5: at them? Because even if your daughter doesn't want to
Speaker 5: put them on the You.
Speaker 2: Can't turn off that domestic God and me, if I
Speaker 2: see it on the floor, I'm either I just that's
Speaker 2: my this is on the floor. I've been it. I
Speaker 2: saw my wife lying on the floor. She's getting chuted
Speaker 2: in one of those the right colored bins. I'm just
Speaker 2: so to down back to the floris getting another bunch
Speaker 2: of flowers. It was a very expensive mistake, is that
Speaker 2: she was so upset. Even if I asked later, she
Speaker 2: was like, but they were like really fresh, I've only
Speaker 2: had them a couple of days. Why would you chuck
Speaker 2: them into? Even the bin I put them in was
Speaker 2: the pooey doping as well out of the bit. Only
Speaker 2: yesterday we were talking about opening up that lid of
Speaker 2: death and and I was like, can I clean some
Speaker 2: of these off? I can't. She knows they've got pou
Speaker 2: taint on them as well. Things are as good as new, Jack,
Speaker 2: Are you winning or losing the start of the week.
Speaker 5: I was a big winner. Yesterday I got invited by
Speaker 5: a YouTuber to play an exclusive round of golf at
Speaker 5: someone called the National Golf Course down on the Mornington Peninsula.
Speaker 2: This is supposed to be one of the most beautiful,
Speaker 2: prestigious courses on all of Australia. This is filming it
Speaker 2: for like a YouTube thing.
Speaker 5: He's a YouTube golfer. His name's Ron Chopper.
Speaker 2: And what's his thing is he very good and he
Speaker 2: has like celebrities and he chat where he plays.
Speaker 5: He's very good. He dresses in like a funny outfit.
Speaker 5: He wants to be.
Speaker 2: He to do that.
Speaker 5: His goal is to be the Russell Coy of the
Speaker 5: golfing world.
Speaker 4: It's good to have a gold in it.
Speaker 2: But sometimes he's looking at they're going to say Russell Crowe.
Speaker 2: And he plays just like Maximus are in sandals with
Speaker 2: a ship field. I watched that. She's just gladiator teeing.
Speaker 5: Off with the five art instead of a sword. No,
Speaker 5: he's got a funny broad brim hat and like a
Speaker 5: funny pink shirt.
Speaker 2: That raging. It's a brand, That's what it takes. These
Speaker 2: things to be a fat white brim hat and a
Speaker 2: pink shirt. Well, I'm going to go into the florist
Speaker 2: and they then they go to a milliner to get
Speaker 2: a white brim hat. Look out for the new Barnaby
Speaker 2: Joyce tomorrow on the Breakfast Show. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'll say this much. I didn't know who he was
Speaker 5: before he invited me to play, but walking around the
Speaker 5: golf course, he was like Michael Jordan level fame to
Speaker 5: the golfers.
Speaker 2: He doesn't take much in that Vania world to be outrageous.
Speaker 2: Look at him in that white brim hat three minimeters
Speaker 2: in my baseball cap. Guy's crazy exact pink shirt on
Speaker 2: a Monday. That guy's that Russell Goyn.
Speaker 5: Anyway. Anyway, I wouldn't have been able to play on
Speaker 5: this course. It's a member's on the course unless I
Speaker 5: got this special invite from the YouTuber ron Chopper, wouldn't
Speaker 5: have been able to play there either.
Speaker 2: For him to become a member, right, you don't realize
Speaker 2: about these secret worlds? Are these golf clubs? Right?
Speaker 4: They have a vetting process. It's like thousands to even
Speaker 4: become a member.
Speaker 5: It's a ridiculous amount of money to become a member.
Speaker 5: But you understand why because when you stand on the
Speaker 5: golf course, it's a picturesque like Windows desktop background. Everywhere
Speaker 5: you look, it's amazing, and then you feel like, you know,
Speaker 5: I'm not a very good golf I'm on the brand
Speaker 5: new to the sport in October. But you feel like
Speaker 5: you have to elevate to the level of the golf course.
Speaker 4: And so how did he play?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 2: Was he very good?
Speaker 5: He's great, he's great. He plays off zero, which means
Speaker 5: he's pro level. Yes, he's he's a coach in his normal,
Speaker 5: non character life, and he he wasn't aspiring pro before
Speaker 5: he became a coach. And I'm off a thirty seven handicap.
Speaker 5: For anyone who knows that's terrible, it's not terrible.
Speaker 4: That's actually very good.
Speaker 5: Thank you mate.
Speaker 4: No, no, it is to go from that. People don't
Speaker 4: know that is actually very good.
Speaker 5: But I played when the cameras came out, I played
Speaker 5: the best golf I've ever played in will step.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this has all been peaking to this. How about
Speaker 2: that drive back for the Peninsula. It's like I don't
Speaker 2: care about traffic.
Speaker 5: The two hours.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian I'm Winning the Week sent my sixteen year old
Speaker 2: boys to camp yesterday. Sadly, I came home, cleaned the
Speaker 2: house and them it's going to stay clean for a
Speaker 2: whole week. Winning signs you're an adult there, Amanda Christian
Speaker 2: Yesterday and Winning the Week is from Jeff Watson. I
Speaker 2: broke my record walking dogs nine hours, nine dogs forty
Speaker 2: five point three k walks in one day.
Speaker 5: Please walk to marathon.
Speaker 2: That's incredible. What Jeff and his company's sea legs by
Speaker 2: the Sea Shore. All right, yesterday we were talking about
Speaker 2: ice creams and seeing if we could try and find
Speaker 2: someone who has an ice cream fan that we could
Speaker 2: use in the morning to give food for tradeesh and
Speaker 2: then we started arguing off air in the studio about
Speaker 2: the best and worst ice cream flavors. So we thought
Speaker 2: we'd involve you guys one four one four, one oh
Speaker 2: four three. Patsy, what do you think are the top
Speaker 2: in the top five high selling flavors in Australia? Ice claims?
Speaker 3: I reckon chocolate would be number one?
Speaker 2: Is it number two?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Vanilla is at number one?
Speaker 4: That should be reverse. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a shame for Australia.
Speaker 2: That's if you're just having villina. It's not having air.
Speaker 2: There's nothing to it. It's the base thing, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's the starting point. Rum and raisin isn't number three?
Speaker 2: Cookies and cream at number four? You don't like rum
Speaker 2: and raisin. I hate it? What do you standing on
Speaker 2: cookies and cream?
Speaker 5: I don't like it when I like I like cookies
Speaker 5: and cream for ten year olds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, I see what you mean. And number
Speaker 2: five mint chocolate chip to minty like in the mix
Speaker 2: it's ninety nine percent mint and one percent chip. I
Speaker 2: changed it and having ninety nine percent chip one percent mint.
Speaker 2: I just want I can just about here mister Mint
Speaker 2: in the background there, but he's not too noisy or
Speaker 2: anything like that. What is you will go to? Pats?
Speaker 2: What's your best ice?
Speaker 3: I've gone a solbey. I do love like a lemon
Speaker 3: gelato or a blood orange even, isn't it.
Speaker 2: What's the difference between ice cream and gelato?
Speaker 3: Gelato is more, it's more icy, I would say, not
Speaker 3: as dairy.
Speaker 5: Yeah is that right?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Watery, not less milky A right. We had one truck
Speaker 5: when we were kids that came around that only did gelato,
Speaker 5: and it didn't do soft serve, so we'd run outside like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's just the gelat one.
Speaker 2: Still wrong, it's still European ice cream. Give us the
Speaker 2: milky stuff that give us lactos intolerance later on down
Speaker 2: the line, what's your best ice cream flavor.
Speaker 5: Keep it simple chocolate. Even going to one of these
Speaker 5: fancy new ice cream plates, you.
Speaker 2: Think about much choice about thirty.
Speaker 5: They got every every biscuit you've ever seen, every cake
Speaker 5: I've ever seen mixed into an ice cream. Keep it
Speaker 5: simple chocolate will win every time.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what's the worst one?
Speaker 5: Worst is mint chocolate? Yeah, you can't stand it. It's
Speaker 5: like eating toothpaste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, raspberry is the worst one for me as well.
Speaker 2: Raspberry I found foul. I don't know anyone could love that. Patsy,
Speaker 2: what's the worst ice cream flame?
Speaker 3: It's disgusting. It's like that old gold chocolate. It's like
Speaker 3: now for geriatrics.
Speaker 2: That's us called Sydney side of here, Rio, what's your
Speaker 2: best ice cream flavor?
Speaker 5: Best ice cream is definitely boisonberry out.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, poison berry. Didn't even spe it two
Speaker 2: poison berry.
Speaker 5: It's simple yet sophisticated. What is a boisonberry? Is that
Speaker 5: a real berry? You have no idea?
Speaker 3: What a boys boisonberries?
Speaker 5: Tree?
Speaker 3: I believe so.
Speaker 5: Or do people eat boison berries like you would eat
Speaker 5: a raspberry as common?
Speaker 2: I think it's not as common. I think it probably
Speaker 2: only like flowers like for one hour. Once a year,
Speaker 2: you've got to go on some ink trail in Mexico
Speaker 2: or something a pyramid and then you unearth a rock
Speaker 2: and then it's sort of it.
Speaker 4: There's only about three of them. I think it's rare
Speaker 4: than truffles.
Speaker 5: You know, when I worked at the cinema, whenever I
Speaker 5: sold a Boys and Berry chock top, I would judge
Speaker 5: that person, or you judge them saying, wow, what a
Speaker 5: classy gentleman? No, no, just what a posho?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's the worst one? Probably chocolate? Is it? You
Speaker 2: look down on your nose side Jack can.
Speaker 5: I I hate licorice. I feel like once you start
Speaker 5: to like.
Speaker 4: I have never seen that.
Speaker 6: I did not know that a different sort of ice
Speaker 6: cream at less, sort of more simple basic.
Speaker 2: I even.
Speaker 5: Mister Gelato isn't doing liquors.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: What do you think is the best? What do you
Speaker 2: think is the worst ice cream flavor? Christian? Don't judge me,
Speaker 2: Oh we will judge you. But I really like the
Speaker 2: rainbow flavor.
Speaker 4: What tasty game with that?
Speaker 2: Though? It's more the coloring.
Speaker 5: No, do you want me to drop a bombshell?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 5: Do Apparently the rainbow paddle pop is actually just caramel
Speaker 5: flavored with different colored dyes put in it. That's what
Speaker 5: I heard.
Speaker 2: Wow. Expos dropped scenes on the radio this morning on
Speaker 2: Goal Christian God chocolate Chip, Boo on boo on Blue Heaven.
Speaker 4: I don't know what blue heaven is?
Speaker 2: Is it? Boys and breathe? Licorice ice cream is the best?
Speaker 2: That's some Richard, No Christian. There is no dairy in
Speaker 2: Julyato in your face dairy. All right, let's go to
Speaker 2: we gotta here, Jeff, Good morning, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
Speaker 5: I think we heard it.
Speaker 4: Go go back to go about it, Jeff. Everybody, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Is the problem with us? I believe Jeffrey. I guess Jenny, Hi,
Speaker 2: here you go. Yeah, we're good, Jenny. Okay, First of all,
Speaker 2: what do you think is the worst ice cream flavor?
Speaker 7: The worst is pistachio. It is disgusting. I would rather
Speaker 7: eat chocolate mint or we crish any day of the week.
Speaker 5: Now that's saying something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is anyone who's wants to opt for the
Speaker 2: hell of licorice, I've not had pistachio. How would you
Speaker 2: just go?
Speaker 8: Anyone?
Speaker 5: If I saw that? Yeah?
Speaker 7: It's like a green color. It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Right, And what's your best Jenny?
Speaker 7: The best one is honeycomb crunch from the Great Ocean
Speaker 7: Road ice Creamery and chocolate HERA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind, honey. If I'm not filling in
Speaker 2: the chocolate mood, I'll get a honeycomb crunch. You get.
Speaker 2: What do you get is you get the sweetness of
Speaker 2: the ice cream and then you get some nice crunch
Speaker 2: coming through.
Speaker 9: Don't you with that HoneyC that's amazing.
Speaker 2: I think the sense of my being is honeycomb. When
Speaker 2: they do my autopsy on me, they're going to go,
Speaker 2: my god, he had a honeycomb center. A new gar outside,
Speaker 2: but a honeycomb center. Jenny, I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You could have a good day,
Speaker 2: have a great gay.
Speaker 4: What happens to borrow? Jeff? We're never gonna know what
Speaker 4: we am? Andrew, come on.
Speaker 9: Him, Christian and Jack and Patsy. How are we?
Speaker 2: We're good?
Speaker 5: Andrew?
Speaker 2: All right? What's your best ice cream flavor?
Speaker 9: I have to confess it is licorice and chocolate combined.
Speaker 5: Where are you getting licorice? I actually have never seen
Speaker 5: it about.
Speaker 9: Because there's no scoop, two scoops, licorice and chocolate on top.
Speaker 2: They don't belong together.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: That's like two linens or two McCartney. You're gonna have
Speaker 2: one to but you need something the balance they're not.
Speaker 2: There's too much. That's foul. They're going to fight each other.
Speaker 2: That chocolate liquorice is going to win that aniseed over
Speaker 2: since that aniseed is foul man.
Speaker 9: Look here's a licorice fan, aniseed fan. I love it.
Speaker 5: Even had an evil Muttley left there about Andrew.
Speaker 4: And what is the wor first one?
Speaker 9: Well, look, I'm not a fan of any sawbet and
Speaker 9: we hear other ice cream at the Boys and very
Speaker 9: unfortunately just spent like the boys and very Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: The lack of dairy that makes you not trust the sawbet.
Speaker 2: We can agree on that.
Speaker 1: Andrew carl ber you're listening to the Christian o'carl show podcast.
Speaker 2: There is a breaking scene in the studio. A debates
Speaker 2: England versus Australia. Hokey pokey or hokey cokey In England
Speaker 2: it's hokey coke the always has been. And now I'm
Speaker 2: hearing you've ripped it off and you've added hokey pokey.
Speaker 5: To me, it's always been like, oh, it's.
Speaker 2: Always hokey coke. Put your left leg in, left leg out.
Speaker 5: I just did it this weekend at Gordy's swimming lesson
Speaker 5: Hokey pokey, put your kicking legs in, put your kicking
Speaker 5: legs out?
Speaker 2: Rio. Which came first? Chicken egg hokey cokey, pokey woke
Speaker 2: Hey on Microphonekee.
Speaker 5: Hokey Cokey did come first? I heard him.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but a lot of the things you have here
Speaker 2: it is ripped off from Usky.
Speaker 5: Sounds better though.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the origins here.
Speaker 4: Pay it back please?
Speaker 2: So is it?
Speaker 4: How old is that? Hockey cokey?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Just that involved like another inch scrolling down, you
Speaker 2: lazy ass producer.
Speaker 5: Eighteen thirty two, eighteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Eighteen ninety two. And when did poke come in?
Speaker 5: I'm not sure. I haven't you scroll back?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well that's he going to commitment, you kid.
Speaker 5: So you would say if you did that, then you
Speaker 5: were seeing hockey cokey.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds weird.
Speaker 2: Do you remember? But there yet? Well, to be honest,
Speaker 2: it came first, so we've been doing it for real.
Speaker 2: How many years has it been going on in hockey cokein.
Speaker 5: I guess one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it doesn't sound weird to us.
Speaker 5: Shakespeare says, like the oldie schoolie, you don't. You don't
Speaker 5: say that anymore.
Speaker 2: Shakespeare scoldy if that's you're smoking gun, all right, you've.
Speaker 5: Got and then we don't speak like that anymore.
Speaker 2: The unknown Shakespeare place scold all right. Anyway, that was
Speaker 2: the breaking situation we had there, all right this morning
Speaker 2: on the show. Then, I'm stunned with the sponsors we've
Speaker 2: gotten from asking about do you have a pet with
Speaker 2: exotic taste? Caitlin Up, producer on the show, spoils, seriously
Speaker 2: spoils this tiny little yappy dog she's got Master Henry, right,
Speaker 2: I mean her son, perhaps this before the show today.
Speaker 2: She's Challengjack and I. She says, being a parent, all
Speaker 2: she has is a small yuppie dog. You don't say
Speaker 2: to two actual parents of miniature humans who have all
Speaker 2: of your heart, all of your heart inside them, I'm
Speaker 2: a parent too. Oh I don't know yet, baby overnight,
Speaker 2: did you? I thought you just had a dog? Dog dog?
Speaker 2: Baby baby? Okay?
Speaker 5: He gets pair fored like no one I've ever seen
Speaker 5: better than the.
Speaker 2: Human This, this dog eats better than most most of
Speaker 2: us on the show.
Speaker 4: What did Master Henry have yesterday? Even what do you have?
Speaker 8: He had his lovely meal that I cook for him
Speaker 8: every two weeks, which is kind of like a risotto.
Speaker 2: Dogs will eat poop and chunya. Okay, just serve that
Speaker 2: up right, they'd be very happy with that. You actually,
Speaker 2: is it for you guys? And then you give the
Speaker 2: leftover to Master Henry?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's I cook it specifically for him.
Speaker 5: What's going in there?
Speaker 3: So you've got all.
Speaker 5: Your good veggies to keep him nice and strong. So
Speaker 5: your broccoli. This is a dog of broker's leg jumping
Speaker 5: off a mattress.
Speaker 2: This is a dog that's made out of straw and
Speaker 2: blue tag. He's a hokey pokey dog, if you ask me,
Speaker 2: the only weekly dog.
Speaker 10: No joke.
Speaker 3: I made him a cheese platter the other day.
Speaker 4: You did not not shoard.
Speaker 2: But it's also a special board as well, wasn't it
Speaker 2: It was? Yes?
Speaker 11: He actually only eats off plates, human plates.
Speaker 2: All right, No, this then we need to have what
Speaker 2: do you called it? What's an intervention? This is nuts
Speaker 2: enough now human plates. That's just when they go in
Speaker 2: the dishwasher. Do you keep saying come roun for dinner
Speaker 2: one night? Plates something there's a little curly hair.
Speaker 4: It's like, this isn't Henry's. This is Master Henry's and yours.
Speaker 5: You'll ruck up and say, oh no, it's a cheeseboard. No, sorry,
Speaker 5: that's the dog, not for you.
Speaker 9: Hughes.
Speaker 4: Patsy, does your dog have any exotic.
Speaker 3: He likes watermelon. Presley loves a slice of watermelon.
Speaker 2: He's very fancy. What were sure the pips not gray.
Speaker 3: Spits an ount on the floor.
Speaker 2: But if with the dogs spin our pips, yeah, breaking
Speaker 2: it down, they're just back at their moler, you know,
Speaker 2: and they get right in between the two teeth.
Speaker 10: He does it.
Speaker 3: The next door names have got a peach tree that
Speaker 3: hangs over our fence.
Speaker 2: Was your climate that side? That bloody dog sweet or
Speaker 2: like King Kong up there.
Speaker 3: Just has to reach up and he will pick one
Speaker 3: off with his mouth and then he will spit the
Speaker 3: pip down the side of the house. He's got like
Speaker 3: a pile.
Speaker 2: That's also I love that Christian. Two out of my
Speaker 2: three cats will only eat human gray tuna. Well At
Speaker 2: first I thought you madunming to refuse to eat cat food.
Speaker 4: Fish and chip. Night also has scallops for them.
Speaker 2: Bloody scalps for the cats. Also, one of them loves
Speaker 2: springle cats. We love bringers that poor perfect sizes. They're
Speaker 2: not pussy's where they are, But not that time, Leslie.
Speaker 2: My cat loves vegematos. Christian Jody, this is some Jody
Speaker 2: cat loves good cheese. A nice camember or smoked cheddar
Speaker 2: are her favorites. No craft singles for the princess.
Speaker 5: As we do this, we should find out what is
Speaker 5: the more posh animal out of the cat and the dogs.
Speaker 2: So far cats cats winning at the moment takesha brackets.
Speaker 2: Photo provided. Kangaroo ears filled with Greek yogurt, strawberries, blueberries,
Speaker 2: honey and cookies.
Speaker 5: Look at this, Oh my god, we have to.
Speaker 4: I'll show this with the patch in a minute.
Speaker 2: This is they are actually kangaroos is with some kind
Speaker 2: of moose, strawberries, blueberries. It's a sort of thing heston
Speaker 2: Blueminton or a high end cuisine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like something you get in a Degas station.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Pets.
Speaker 4: With exotic tastes.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Tina, our blue tongue lizard loves prawns. Yep,
Speaker 2: they'd also love cat food. I was cheaper Alicia. I
Speaker 2: call her the coat of Arms. Dinner kangaroo and emu
Speaker 2: raw meal for my three year old cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
Speaker 5: Where do you buy?
Speaker 2: I was to say, I work at Carl's and a
Speaker 2: lady comes in two or three times a week and
Speaker 2: buys an ice cream bun, and she scrapes. She tells
Speaker 2: us that she scrapes the cream off of the cat
Speaker 2: throws the rest away. Christian. My wife buys our cat
Speaker 2: half a red rooster chicken every year for its birthday.
Speaker 2: I love that. All that cat loves out, Oh my birthday.
Speaker 2: My mum used to feed her little fox Terry spaghetti
Speaker 2: Botty Knaes. Dad would come in from one go that
Speaker 2: sounds great. She would go for the dog. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go. It takes the course. Now, Pets with exotic taste.
Speaker 12: Kaffe, Good morning, guys, how are you going?
Speaker 2: We're good, Kathy, and welcome on board.
Speaker 12: So your pet, so I've got two for you, my
Speaker 12: first being my sister's stallion. He loved whiz fys and
Speaker 12: the stadion love.
Speaker 2: That's what stallions.
Speaker 4: That's where the stallions have all that whiskers.
Speaker 12: You get it once once a year for Christmas, and
Speaker 12: literally you would shake the packet and he would bolt
Speaker 12: across the paddock and go right, yeah, gim me, gimme,
Speaker 12: gimmi and you would have to pour it into your hands.
Speaker 12: And no sooner would you hand be in front of
Speaker 12: his muzzle that his tongue would be just in there
Speaker 12: going for it.
Speaker 2: Her eyes are going rolling back in his head. My god.
Speaker 4: I spent the rest of the year real living this day.
Speaker 12: It was pretty much that question, because as soon as
Speaker 12: the hand was clean, he would tear around the paddic
Speaker 12: tail up, head up, and isn't he and then come
Speaker 12: back for more. It's sort of so that was the
Speaker 12: sallion and the second ones. I had a cat that
Speaker 12: would refuse to drink water from a bowl like a
Speaker 12: common up. You had to turn on the bath cat.
Speaker 2: So like a four set of school. He would like
Speaker 2: stick his head under it and you just start to
Speaker 2: turn it on.
Speaker 12: Well, pretty much, you'd get up first thing on the morning,
Speaker 12: go and do your morning pilgrimage, Go into the bathroom,
Speaker 12: to wash your hands, and here's the cat underneath the
Speaker 12: bath cap going right, come on, you're up.
Speaker 11: Why won't you just have a bowl that just refused to.
Speaker 12: We would have water in bowls all around the house
Speaker 12: and she would refuse to. We just had to come
Speaker 12: from the bus.
Speaker 10: Tap cats.
Speaker 2: Just something else. Yeah, Kathy, thank you very much for stories.
Speaker 2: But have a good day, you see guy carry good morning? Hi?
Speaker 13: How are you going?
Speaker 4: Are the way that the cat?
Speaker 13: Now mine's dogs? I have three dogs or rescue dogs,
Speaker 13: and we make them up at casse role every two
Speaker 13: day for them and give them CBD oil helps calm
Speaker 13: them down. And one as to have arthritis.
Speaker 9: That's good for that.
Speaker 13: But as a treat she one of them, Avery, my
Speaker 13: latest rescue dog, loves tuna and watermelon.
Speaker 2: Oh that is quite amazing. So did the prescribe to
Speaker 2: CBD oil for that? Because I listen that they're rescue
Speaker 2: dogs are probably good. You know, quite a lot of trauma.
Speaker 2: Is it is that being prescribed? Do you just administate yourself?
Speaker 13: I just pivot to them myself. We got it for
Speaker 13: we have a three legged recue dog and it's good
Speaker 13: for his arthritis, but it's also good for calming, and
Speaker 13: because she is a rescue she has got a bit
Speaker 13: of trauma. And I think this latest one was a
Speaker 13: breeding dog and very young and it had pops, so
Speaker 13: she's suffering a little bits raw all from the pub.
Speaker 13: I think we haven't had a very long.
Speaker 2: Oh bless so good?
Speaker 4: Have you ever taken in rescue dogs? Incredible thing to do?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I love it. I'm a bit of a sucker.
Speaker 13: My last six or seven dogs have all been res dogs,
Speaker 13: sucking a.
Speaker 2: Bit of a We were not a little bit alarm there.
Speaker 2: We thought you were a bit of a but anyways,
Speaker 2: face there's a sorgeous dogs. The doge on the CD oil.
Speaker 13: The wall found and she takes a lot of fever
Speaker 13: do I'll come here.
Speaker 2: Quite pleased to be kicking in the door and wait,
Speaker 2: there's no Petsy, madam, missus you all this stuff? The
Speaker 2: ball found? Where is he? Is your work? Kerry? Thank
Speaker 2: you very much? You cool, you old sucker. I had
Speaker 2: a bit of a yeah, it sounds like every time
Speaker 2: the muffled. Uh few there we've verified that Rennegg.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2: Pets with exotic taste.
Speaker 10: Renee Yes, I have I have a Westy Maltese who
Speaker 10: refuses to eat her meals unless they are freshly prepared
Speaker 10: twice a day in the air fryer.
Speaker 2: Come on right, air fry is a very recent thing,
Speaker 2: isn't it. What was this?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 2: What was he doing before the air fry came along?
Speaker 10: Well, she was my mom's dog, so she got very simple,
Speaker 10: you know, canned food. But as she's gotten older, she's
Speaker 10: gotten extremely bougie and now every day, yeah, she gets
Speaker 10: freshly grated carrot. She won't have pregraded snow peas chopped ut.
Speaker 2: So it's the cat like on the workbench sort of
Speaker 2: that that that that that, show me the packet, show
Speaker 2: me the preparation.
Speaker 10: Oh no, she knows. I don't know because I thought, okay,
Speaker 10: maybe if I do it like three days in advance. No,
Speaker 10: she gets one snap and water.
Speaker 2: Ways, aren't they?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Rene, thank you very much?
Speaker 2: You cool? Sam? Good morning, Hi Christian, Jack and pants?
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're talking to a farah owner.
Speaker 11: Well, it's my sister that owns the ferret.
Speaker 2: Oh jeous, I'm getting jelly. Where's where's Sam's ferret?
Speaker 11: We did look after them for about twelve months when
Speaker 11: they were overseas, so.
Speaker 10: In a way that.
Speaker 2: Ask I would like forget it. I'm not looking after
Speaker 2: a stinky old, do there, guys? Yeah? So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's reading from the fara for twelve months.
Speaker 5: What is the faery?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: So my sister's ferret, Veggie, loves to eat mango coconut water.
Speaker 11: And when she takes him on their walk, they stop
Speaker 11: at the local cafe and she will buy it a latte.
Speaker 2: This now taste a biscuits. This is now from hokey
Speaker 2: kochie to hokey pokey. Okay, wait, you can't take a
Speaker 2: ferret for a walk, can you?
Speaker 14: She can.
Speaker 11: She bought a little harness and a leash and she
Speaker 11: walks it.
Speaker 2: Where is this happening? North Melbourne, Brunswick, Fitzroy.
Speaker 11: She she used to live in Fairfield, so Alphington.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah's budgets or hipster but yeah, okay, And
Speaker 2: so she's still walking the ferret.
Speaker 11: She does. She still takes it to the park and
Speaker 11: she puts it on a leash. I rang the other morning,
Speaker 11: the one that got swooped by the bird, same ferret.
Speaker 2: Ah right, yeah, probably it's fund morning larte or something,
Speaker 2: you know, quite jangly. Without it, you'd get some CBD
Speaker 2: oil from the other lady. All right, Sam, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. Your story incurding again, take care.
Speaker 11: I'm a good run guy.
Speaker 2: Well, Christian O'Connell's show podcast, Christian might have Anes loves
Speaker 2: macas coffee. That's some Jackie. That's enough now, i think
Speaker 2: I've heard enough of these. And also I've noticed a trend.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything else other than one hundred percent,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent of the field study of people that
Speaker 2: are contacting us who do indulge these pets with their
Speaker 2: exotic tastes are women.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying thinking any anything else. That's saying that
Speaker 4: that is one of the reasons has one.
Speaker 2: It shows. All right, Let's tell you about up on
Speaker 2: the waly and our footy wall of fame on.
Speaker 6: The wally online, on streets, your food heroes, the enoughies,
Speaker 6: the earliest up on the way from groundsand to goods.
Speaker 6: Everyone is welcome, just not calling good.
Speaker 2: All right, our footy wall of fame. It's almost done
Speaker 2: with monarch. Feel confident, tankling your next painting project and
Speaker 2: achieving the perfect finish. Monic painting made easy. You can
Speaker 2: get in a Bunnings. I'm looking at a photo taken
Speaker 2: at the end of yesterday. It's almost there, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's about ninety percent done. Footy Wall of Fame. It's
Speaker 2: a wall of fame. It's slightly different. We wanted you
Speaker 2: to tell us about people, unsung heroes that actually deserve
Speaker 2: to be heard about.
Speaker 4: Now that's what this wall has. Each one of these
Speaker 4: eight spots.
Speaker 2: On our Footy Wall of Fame is a story, well
Speaker 2: part of the four and twenty pie. I mean you
Speaker 2: get that. It's a pie that does actually now look.
Speaker 5: Like it's an outline it.
Speaker 2: Let's put a pie up there. Tis Monday's breakfast show
Speaker 2: to get some more stories Tuesday, just like pie.
Speaker 8: You get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your yours he pie pie Pie. However, some of
Speaker 2: these ones here look amazing. Dougie in saw Good News
Speaker 2: on the wallly yesterday didn't have a face. They've given
Speaker 2: that legend of face. This is Dougie when he was
Speaker 2: a teenager, front page of the newspapers all over Australia,
Speaker 2: kicking sixty goals in one legendary game. Sixty goals in
Speaker 2: one game. It's actually in the Guinness Book of Records.
Speaker 2: It's from nineteen sixty seven. Still unbean in this day,
Speaker 2: which is a peanut man that looks like a photo.
Speaker 2: He's a huge old sack of peanuts he's got on
Speaker 2: his back as well. Malcolm Lynch legendary player, the first
Speaker 2: person also to play footy at Antarctica.
Speaker 4: Hit that looks in a great shot there.
Speaker 2: And then the super Tigers fan who wears twenty is
Speaker 2: it twenty two jumpers to every game? Yes?
Speaker 5: The only one I think we've done hard by is
Speaker 5: a guy called Tim Holland. He rang up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: His cousin nominated him because he kicked one hundred goals
Speaker 5: in six games. We've got him fist pumping the air
Speaker 5: in his photo.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's this. It is that unruly passenger
Speaker 2: on that Barbi flight. He's in a few too many
Speaker 2: frothies and he's looking a bit punching.
Speaker 5: I think what's happened is actually.
Speaker 2: Looks like a red face huggy So he submitted the
Speaker 2: photo of him was kicked over his banana loud yeah,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 5: We've just stuck a footy his head. But it looks
Speaker 5: like he's gone to punch the footy and.
Speaker 2: Just missed it. I don't know if it's the way
Speaker 2: I'm looking at that so called footag chaps. Well, someone's
Speaker 2: throwing a great big baked potato.
Speaker 4: At him as well. This one is confused.
Speaker 2: What's going on now? We need to get our stories
Speaker 2: straight because this is exciting. On yesterday's show, we were
Speaker 2: saying we want to have like an unveiling, official unveil
Speaker 2: that you would do with an actual hall of fame,
Speaker 2: and we thought nobody person could come along than Sally Cap,
Speaker 2: Lord Mayor Sally.
Speaker 5: Cap business like show business like.
Speaker 2: So we reached out to no thanks to know how
Speaker 2: what's however from Patsy by the way, No I.
Speaker 3: Partly details to the producers yesterday.
Speaker 2: Get out of it. You said, I've got no contact
Speaker 2: for her, but mention my name. Anyway, we have good
Speaker 2: news from Lord Mayor Sally Cap.
Speaker 15: Hi, Christian, it's Lord Mayor Sally Cap here. I heard
Speaker 15: about your Footy Wall of Fame. It sounds sensational and
Speaker 15: I would love to officially cut the ribbon on its
Speaker 15: big reveal this Thursday.
Speaker 6: See you all then, the.
Speaker 2: Big Lord Marcona, You're welcome. Thank you for the assist.
Speaker 4: This is great news.
Speaker 5: This is it makes it so official.
Speaker 3: She wears the robes and you know that big necklace,
Speaker 3: that chunky big mister tea nicklace that the mere.
Speaker 2: Is a patronizing way to put it all the weird.
Speaker 2: Hey listen, you know it nice? Okay, get that pretty
Speaker 2: robe on. You know that big old mister t T costume.
Speaker 2: Bring a costume, that's right, and come dress as a
Speaker 2: lord maire please. I'm now looking at this wall because
Speaker 2: we get this right. This is the photo op Hello, Herald.
Speaker 2: Some she can't be in front of the pie, but
Speaker 2: that's kind of like the middle.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, the pie is really sticking out. The rest
Speaker 5: of them are portraits.
Speaker 2: She can't. I don't think it's good brand association for
Speaker 2: her to be seeing in front of a big old
Speaker 2: meat pie. Where do we situate her?
Speaker 5: Could she block out the pie if she stood in
Speaker 5: front of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's wearing the big the big mister T necklace
Speaker 2: and that and raises our arms up like this and
Speaker 2: maybe holds is sharing as well.
Speaker 3: That's a spicky yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or she's got the big scissors. Yes, you know where
Speaker 2: she sort of block out the pie a bit.
Speaker 5: I put her in front of the grandma with the act.
Speaker 2: It looks like she's axing something, you know, maybe then
Speaker 2: one of those things. The next time that something's being acts,
Speaker 2: they go to that standard photo now of her next
Speaker 2: to an axe, Sally Cap wields the axe, and they
Speaker 2: use this who comes the photo that she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to be associated with.
Speaker 3: Good for us though, it's great Coparency for the optics marketing.
Speaker 2: So I had a pr has dropped him to give me.
Speaker 2: You want a Tuesday that's about us. However, here's where
Speaker 2: we need your help. This footy all of fame, it's
Speaker 2: ten meters long. We need some sort of official kind
Speaker 2: of drop curtain where there's like now it needs to
Speaker 2: be produced up because we've got the Lord Mayor Sally
Speaker 2: Camp coming on, so.
Speaker 4: She needs to do something and a curtain drops.
Speaker 2: Away and it's just like that's the townspeople, great optics,
Speaker 2: great marketing, you know, Carlin Jacket coming. So this is good,
Speaker 2: this is good aggressive.
Speaker 5: It's not an easy request to made a curtain.
Speaker 3: No, it needs to be like a red velvet, you
Speaker 3: know when when the king unveils a pluk or something
Speaker 3: and they pull the string back and it's love like
Speaker 3: a theater curtain. Get on a smaller version.
Speaker 2: Yes, well we've got two days and obviously on the
Speaker 2: King's budget, King's ransom and all the Kings may and
Speaker 2: all the kingsaurces, he can have that stuff made. We, however,
Speaker 2: are we need to get a spotlight?
Speaker 5: We will send from less than velvet?
Speaker 2: Yes, what's cheaper than velvet? What are we going to do?
Speaker 2: We need somehow having a ten meter drop kern or
Speaker 2: even if there's some tradees that have very extra extra
Speaker 2: extra large tarpaulin, yes, or drop sheets terrible. We can't
Speaker 2: have the Lord Mayor in the robe. She's got the
Speaker 2: mister t bling. She's trying a dusty old tarponna and
Speaker 2: like paint and chalk.
Speaker 5: On it, but it still does the job of hiding
Speaker 5: something then revealed for the prestige.
Speaker 2: What about someone's got a ten meter truck. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So she's standing in front of a truck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then suddenly the truck moves.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh that's what the truck's plaid. Yeah, And then
Speaker 2: Saddy's like a magician. He goes like this smoke those
Speaker 2: smoke bombs, all right, So what.
Speaker 5: Do we need large a large anything?
Speaker 2: Sorry, conscious jet and just put it along. Jack. Jack
Speaker 2: gave me a facial sort of signal then a like,
Speaker 2: come to me, I've got what you're looking for, A
Speaker 2: large anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, if you've got a lot of caravan, any type,
Speaker 5: I would think any jet, ski, material or fabric right, Okay, we're.
Speaker 2: Holding it in the materials fabrics. We just need it
Speaker 2: needs to fill ten meters.
Speaker 5: Would we even take people's old curtains and say if
Speaker 5: we got four.
Speaker 4: Of them in the row, that would look great at
Speaker 4: the moment?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh, has anyone got like a sewing machine that can
Speaker 2: run us up something that's it?
Speaker 5: Did you a whole lot of curtains together.
Speaker 2: In fortunately eight hours? I don't know how quickly they
Speaker 2: can work. Anyway, Look, we need to help ten meters wide.
Speaker 2: What can we fill it with?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So in two days time, Thursday morning, there'll be an
Speaker 2: unveiling lineer where they live on Ligon Streets, our footy
Speaker 2: Wall of fame, this big mural that's been painted over
Speaker 2: the last two weeks, coming down to officially unveil it.
Speaker 4: How many murals to think she's unveiled Lord Mayor Sally.
Speaker 5: Cap Oh, this will be the biggest thar I reckon
Speaker 5: the big one once.
Speaker 2: She sees that meat pie. So we need those for
Speaker 2: this to look great. It can't just be her there,
Speaker 2: all right. It needs to have something happening. So because
Speaker 2: there's ten meters wide, because there's eight frames on this
Speaker 2: footy wall of fame that have all been painted, it
Speaker 2: looks incredible. S up on Ligon Street, seventy four Lygon Street.
Speaker 2: You know the location.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's opposite four hundred Gradi Pizi.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a great location, scout there, isn't it. You
Speaker 2: always give directions by something well known, so we can
Speaker 2: chuck in a free pizza for.
Speaker 5: The Lord mayor if it's open early enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: So we need something big and wide, and obviously we've
Speaker 2: only got two days to do this, so we're looking
Speaker 2: for your ideas that moment. It has to feel ten
Speaker 2: meters wide, so I think in top the other thing
Speaker 2: I had of those sight screens that they have for
Speaker 2: cricket games.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a great one. Yeah, two of them, wheel
Speaker 5: them in, wheel them out, yes, just the people.
Speaker 2: To wheel them across Melbourne. Could you put them on
Speaker 2: the tram track so they use that. If you've got
Speaker 2: any ideas of what we can do, so it's just
Speaker 2: something needs to be unvowed. Yes, but of course because
Speaker 2: it's so big, it needs to be something very big.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three? Have you
Speaker 2: got here?
Speaker 4: That's got a Craig morning, Craig.
Speaker 14: Morning, Christian?
Speaker 2: Here are you? I'm good, Craig. So what can we do?
Speaker 14: Look, I reckon mate giving contact with the locals he is,
Speaker 14: and see whether he can get to put up some
Speaker 14: of the big orange taps and being an emergency because
Speaker 14: they've only got two days. I might be willing to
Speaker 14: help you out with that. And yeah, you might be
Speaker 14: able to get some trucks there with some red and
Speaker 14: blue lights and make a really big deal out of it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's available for a party higher and functions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that might be classified as a time whisting
Speaker 2: cold if I ring up today and I have one
Speaker 2: of those lovely taps.
Speaker 5: Also, those red and blue lights going off doesn't really
Speaker 5: say we're having a party at event. It looks like
Speaker 5: actually Sally Cap is at the center of an.
Speaker 2: Incident, since an incident, and it's a very busy sort
Speaker 2: of junction there as well, it would create chaos. So, Craig,
Speaker 2: that's not the right I did to start with. But
Speaker 2: thank you and I for trying to help us out.
Speaker 2: Let's get a Kim here, Come on in, Kim, good eye,
Speaker 2: how are we We're good king, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: So what could we do? We're up against her only
Speaker 4: forty eight hours?
Speaker 16: All right, I've got the best and most appropriate idea
Speaker 16: for you. You go and ask an IOFL club fan
Speaker 16: club and get one of the bets that they do
Speaker 16: for the AFL games and get Sally Cant to run
Speaker 16: through it, just.
Speaker 2: Smash a talk through it.
Speaker 5: But then we're holding it up in front of a
Speaker 5: brick wall. So we're going to go, all right, Sally
Speaker 5: run through the banner and then she's going to run
Speaker 5: headfirst into a brick wall.
Speaker 2: They don't look like they're very a lot of tension
Speaker 2: in them. It looks like she can actually just blow
Speaker 2: it and they just collapse. Those things They then sort
Speaker 2: of fold in anyway, don't there by a ton of
Speaker 2: players run But Kim, this is a great idea.
Speaker 4: A footy banner, that's the one.
Speaker 16: I'm sure one of the Apple clubs, Bank clubs will
Speaker 16: be able to do it for you.
Speaker 7: Well and truly.
Speaker 2: All right, Kim, great on it, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: So where do they go to? How do they make
Speaker 2: those banners?
Speaker 5: They make him out of crepe paper, and I think
Speaker 5: it's volunteers that make them.
Speaker 2: So what we need is volunteers to make this in
Speaker 2: the next Looking around at the moment and no one
Speaker 2: is looking back at me. Suddenly everyone's very busy, Christian
Speaker 2: in the next two days. No, we need volunteers to volunteers.
Speaker 2: What we need we look at me, Kaya, look at me.
Speaker 2: I need volunteers to make a crape giant banner. Patsy,
Speaker 2: you volunteering?
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Speaker 2: Tells? Like fun? I'm saying better, sleep better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get to sleepmakers don't make that kind of
Speaker 5: sound when you're rolling around.
Speaker 2: You're quite right. Actually that's your old bed that ex
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Speaker 2: right in the bed? Who is it? What are they singing?
Speaker 2: That's what we're dealing with. Hire some demo ones to
Speaker 2: you and Patsy? All right? Who is this? They are
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Speaker 2: the bed?
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Speaker 4: It's a lullaby.
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Speaker 2: Who's the bed in the bed? One? I wouldn't take
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Speaker 2: What is this? Christ You recognized the song?
Speaker 9: Christian King fires Chris, How are you going?
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Speaker 14: I heard it?
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Speaker 9: Perfect.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, all right, another chance tomorrow morning a brighter Now.
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the last two weeks, you've been telling us all
Speaker 2: about these footy legends that we didn't know about, and
Speaker 2: we're putting them on our big mural that's almost completed
Speaker 2: up on Lygon Street, our Footy Wall of Fame. We
Speaker 2: wanted a big unveiling and inviting all the people that
Speaker 2: are actually up on the water come along and sit it.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be amazing for them. Been calling it
Speaker 2: the Footy Wall of Fame.
Speaker 6: The wally online on streets, your food heroes, the Nuffies,
Speaker 6: Dearlyes up on the walley, from groundsand to goods. Everyone
Speaker 6: is welcome, just.
Speaker 2: Not We may need to edit that. Our special guest
Speaker 2: that's going to be there with the big scissors is
Speaker 2: the Lord Mayor's Sally cap Hi.
Speaker 15: Christian, it's Lord Mayor Sally Capy. Hello, I heard about
Speaker 15: your Footy Wall of Fame. It sounds sensational and I
Speaker 15: would love to officially cut the ribbon on its big
Speaker 15: reveal this Thursday to see.
Speaker 6: You all then.
Speaker 2: Now, the Lord Mayor's Sellly cap is a lifelong Pies fan.
Speaker 2: Big no more noth he mentioned Okay from today, it's done, guy,
Speaker 2: it's over. Take it out, turn it out for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Otherwise suddenly there's gonna be a diary crash at Sally
Speaker 2: Camp is not going to be there or is You
Speaker 2: have a cap in maass? That's an email sign off following. Anyway,
Speaker 2: here's what we need. How's it all gonna look? You
Speaker 2: don't waste the Lord Mayor's time? Is rocking up the
Speaker 2: by flipping wall with some nice colors on it. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it needs to be an official unveiling. Now we need
Speaker 2: the big scissors. We need a velvet curtain behind her.
Speaker 2: That's the sound of the curtain dropping and oh my god,
Speaker 2: oh these gntt Oh my god, wow, how have beautiful?
Speaker 2: This is amazing. It's a footy all of fame. But
Speaker 2: it's not in the museum. It's on the streets and
Speaker 2: lungs to people like footy. So it's ten meters across
Speaker 2: all these eight different legends that have been painted. Okay,
Speaker 2: they're going to be unfound. So we've been asking for
Speaker 2: big sheets or tar paulling or a large anything because
Speaker 2: you helpfully said two hours.
Speaker 5: Ago something to cover it up. Yeah, we can do
Speaker 5: the big reveal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and one of the course today Kim said, what
Speaker 2: about a footy banner? You know, could the Lord ma'n
Speaker 2: run through this?
Speaker 8: Hey, Kristin Roger here, No, I'm part of Collingwood chisquad.
Speaker 8: If you're want, we can give you a hand to
Speaker 8: make it better, to cover the wall. It shouldn't take
Speaker 8: us too long. I believe Sully Cappy is a Collingwood fan,
Speaker 8: so I think it's time she can come down and
Speaker 8: see what you can do.
Speaker 2: This is great news. So because we're up against it now,
Speaker 2: it's less than forty eight hours ago. So what do
Speaker 2: we need, Caitlin, What actually do we need to make
Speaker 2: this out? Because obviously a Collingwood chis haven't got a
Speaker 2: lot to cheer about the moment. They've got a little
Speaker 2: bit of time at the moment during the week to help.
Speaker 4: Make our banner.
Speaker 1: Yes, so he said that they just need to speak
Speaker 1: to the head honcho that takes.
Speaker 10: Care of it.
Speaker 12: And then.
Speaker 2: Old Eddie Maguire he killed the stone cold dead ray.
Speaker 5: Leane, and she's the head of the benner.
Speaker 2: Making, isn't it? Is it? Rayley?
Speaker 5: And we spoke to we spoke to I was going
Speaker 5: to see the deputy.
Speaker 2: One of the.
Speaker 4: Elves, so sorry Raylean.
Speaker 5: Raylean, so we've got to get approval from her, which
Speaker 5: we think.
Speaker 2: No actual teeth.
Speaker 5: They can make it banner in two hours, two hours
Speaker 5: and two hours?
Speaker 2: Where do they go? Where are they going to get
Speaker 2: that done? Office works? They got some big megaprints out
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 3: No, they work hard and they do it themselves.
Speaker 8: For the love of footy.
Speaker 4: Two hours doesn't seem right? Is that really two hours turnaround?
Speaker 8: That's what Roger told us.
Speaker 5: He said two hours.
Speaker 1: At most of.
Speaker 2: And a perspective one for Raylen as well, for saying,
Speaker 2: why don't everybody all right we're back tomorrow, paul a
Speaker 2: brighter not.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.