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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one point seven.

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Speaker 2: You know, Jen Y Ray has been working harder than

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump's Kennard's storage locker, and he's come up with

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Speaker 2: this Jen Wye, Rice Jimmy Jabb.

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Speaker 3: But I just made a mile low and now it's

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Speaker 3: going to get a gross skin on it. Something I've

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Speaker 3: learned from working on this show is you guys bang

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Speaker 3: on about how good the olden days were, Like how

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Speaker 3: you used to eat a thing called dripping and lard.

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Speaker 1: My mother bought me a dripping tray when I left home,

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Speaker 1: and they'd had three meals a day that didn't have

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Speaker 1: and didn't it crap in between all those processed foods

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Speaker 1: that come out of packets. Bring back the lard, I said.

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Speaker 1: That's all I've heard in this entire conversation.

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Speaker 3: Bring a lot and good old fashioned shootings versus stabbings.

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Speaker 3: As reported by this bystander on ACA.

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Speaker 2: They're just asking bystanders about what they thought about this

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Speaker 2: stabbing in the street, and this lady said this years ago.

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Speaker 4: He uhoul to get shocked.

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Speaker 1: Now he gets everybody's being stabbed such a fashion. Oh next,

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Speaker 1: being back the bubble skirt. I'm not wearing on I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'd rather get shot.

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Speaker 3: The Magnificent seven is the first thing we do on

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Speaker 3: the show every day. It's a way of warming up

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Speaker 3: your brain with some general knowledge questions. It's supposed to

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Speaker 3: be easy. We make it multiple choice, but that doesn't

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Speaker 3: stop people from making up their own options.

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Speaker 2: How long did it take for Michelangelo to paint the

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Speaker 2: Sistine Chapel? Was it a two years? B three years

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Speaker 2: or see four years? Oh you can have it for

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Speaker 2: two years, three years or four years?

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Speaker 1: How long did it take Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel?

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Speaker 5: I'll go there. Five years.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't an option?

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Speaker 2: You've got man in the match mate.

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Speaker 3: Shanna Burgess was a dancer on Dancing with the Stars.

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Speaker 3: Brian Austin Green used to play a dude called David

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Speaker 3: on Beverly Hills nine O two I O. They're together

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Speaker 3: now and they even have a kid.

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Speaker 2: Last time we saw Shana, you were single and you

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Speaker 2: said I'm not going to meet anyone, and then all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, next time we see, you've got Brian

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Speaker 2: Austin Green.

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Speaker 1: Online dating sucks, you know, so I am The minute

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Speaker 1: you had coffee, was it zing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? In the sense of it was so easy. By

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Speaker 2: like date five we kissed for the first time, and

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Speaker 2: then by date six, not because I'm not awesome.

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Speaker 3: Man out of Columbia. Everyone was amazed about the survival

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Speaker 3: of those little kids stuck in the jungle for forty

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Speaker 3: days after a plane crash.

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Speaker 1: An incredible story of survival, these four children who survived

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Speaker 1: forty days in the Amazon jungle. Then you look at

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Speaker 1: our own kids.

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Speaker 4: Wi Fi password had change.

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Speaker 1: My kids would probably try and start a fire by

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Speaker 1: rubbing two credit cards together.

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Speaker 2: That's true, jackb be eating buttocks on the planet. It

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Speaker 2: even took off.

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Speaker 3: I've heard jonesy flex about many things, but this one

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Speaker 3: takes the cake.

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Speaker 2: I reverse parked my boat. It would have been a

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Speaker 2: two and a half car length spot in front of

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Speaker 2: the bottle shop, and I went, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do this, and I just straight back.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I could hear Applaus.

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Speaker 2: There was ladies there saying, gee, he's all right, he's

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Speaker 2: all right, all right, that guy, he's the sort of

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Speaker 2: guy that I could do.

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Speaker 1: You want to keep going. You're saying these things out loud.

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Speaker 1: Reverse parking is a terrifying thing to many people.

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Speaker 2: Not really.

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Speaker 1: It's like saying I can fly to the moon, and

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Speaker 1: people astronauts go, it's not that hard.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually that's easier, just because the astronoum.

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Speaker 1: Saying that you can fly flight the moon. Still up yourself,

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Speaker 1: you can fly.

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Speaker 2: To the moon.

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Speaker 1: We women want to have off with you, and they

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Speaker 1: watch your reverse park. Honestly, he's so full of yourself.

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Speaker 3: And some old timer who Amanda seems to love, called

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Speaker 3: Donnie Osmond, had to make an apology this week, something

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Speaker 3: about a song he did about one bad apple ruining

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Speaker 3: a whole bunch back in the fifteen hundreds. Although I'm

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Speaker 3: sure it should be Amanda issuing the apology.

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Speaker 4: I've been teaching a lie since nineteen seventy and I'm

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Speaker 4: so sorry. As apples ripen, they release ethylene, a hormone

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Speaker 4: that is a ripening agent. Over ripened apples release this

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Speaker 4: hormone in high amounts, causing other apples stored nearby to

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Speaker 4: ripen faster and rot sooner. So it's true that one

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Speaker 4: bad apple can spoil a whole bunch.

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Speaker 2: Cans, all right, So I apologize for that. What about this?

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Speaker 3: And time to pull off? Donny?

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Speaker 5: We used to sing and they called it poppy love

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Speaker 5: gets That's why I got five years.

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Speaker 3: When you get at school, we'll bring back the old

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Speaker 3: fashioned shootings. I say back to my mirlow. This has

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Speaker 3: been jenwy Ri's Jibijaba.

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Speaker 2: Get on your mar Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Wm