Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three.
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jackie boy, Hi you guys, I'm good. Good
Speaker 3: morning Patsy. Now, Patsy seem a message last night saying
Speaker 3: you need my advice. How can I be of service
Speaker 3: to you?
Speaker 4: Patrina Audie has her very first mobile phone.
Speaker 3: That must be frightening for your freedom. It's she can
Speaker 3: contact the outside world, indeed the support services.
Speaker 4: It's a step of trepidation. We didn't want to get
Speaker 4: it for another twelve month until she was sort of
Speaker 4: nearly year seven. But there was an incident last week
Speaker 4: where because of flooding, the buses couldn't get back to
Speaker 4: their normal stop. So sort of last minute they were
Speaker 4: re rooted like way over the other side.
Speaker 5: Of the west.
Speaker 4: And we knew this like the school sent out a
Speaker 4: text alert. But she was panicking thinking we didn't know,
Speaker 4: so she borrowed a girlfriend's phone to ring us. So
Speaker 4: clever and immature. But then Chris said, you know what
Speaker 4: I think it's I think we're going to have to
Speaker 4: get to the point that she needs a phone. I said, yea,
Speaker 4: all right, but what do I do Christian? What rules
Speaker 4: do we have to You're.
Speaker 3: Really heading into it now. That is the phone usage
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. People have written books on it, Patsy.
Speaker 3: It is a constant battle at times.
Speaker 5: Here's an idea. Could you go for one of those
Speaker 5: old Nokia thirty two tens so she can't go apps? Yeah,
Speaker 5: she can't go on TikTok.
Speaker 3: She thought about that. But then what they do, Perats
Speaker 3: is they go, I'm the only one in the Yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't want to be to be lonely missing out
Speaker 3: in parts and her work.
Speaker 5: Clubs I know, I know, go to the homework.
Speaker 3: Must get you the most expensive phone I can. Work clubs,
Speaker 3: we studies and prayer groups. You said, a prayer app.
Speaker 3: I don't get it now. It's called TikTok? Is it
Speaker 3: like a church online?
Speaker 4: No, Well, she's already we got her just a cheap
Speaker 4: you know, outright, little folk, it was under one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: It was like forty nine bucks.
Speaker 3: A phonus. I mean, who are you calling on that?
Speaker 3: She's not getting You'll get bot carts and a piece
Speaker 3: of street.
Speaker 2: She's eleven.
Speaker 3: If you need to get hold of an emergency that
Speaker 3: that phone isn't calling.
Speaker 6: Is where did you even get something so cheap?
Speaker 2: Guess where it was on sale?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is it a toy one though it's real? Is that
Speaker 3: like wheels on the bottom and.
Speaker 5: Dumb balls inside it?
Speaker 2: It's a smart phone and the first thing she smart.
Speaker 3: All the analogy in an iPhone you don't get at
Speaker 3: that cheat. They cost so much money.
Speaker 5: Little fine Apple, Samsung, Google, they all us over one
Speaker 5: thousand dollars came out.
Speaker 3: Now she's now going to become that kid in the
Speaker 3: class and go already, get your phone out. Your mommy
Speaker 3: got your phone's he take it back?
Speaker 2: Ruin, He's fine.
Speaker 3: You ruined her childhood.
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Speaker 3: That's it. We just jumped online to have a look
Speaker 3: at that little phone you've got, you audio daughter, I'm
Speaker 3: looking at the spill featuring high definition voice calls. Wait,
Speaker 3: I can call using my voice speak to another wedn's.
Speaker 3: It's been available for only fifty bucks high definition voice calls. Wow,
Speaker 3: what a reason to buy this. She must be the
Speaker 3: only people in town offering me high definition voice call.
Speaker 5: I think I'm still using standard deaf calls.
Speaker 4: When she shows us over twelve months she can be
Speaker 4: responsible with it and not abuse it and not lose it.
Speaker 2: She can maybe get an upgrade.
Speaker 5: I'm actually shocked.
Speaker 3: That's actually a good idea.
Speaker 5: For forty nine bucks, you can get a smartphone.
Speaker 2: The first thing she did was download the Netflix up.
Speaker 3: This has apps on it, like eight bits. It's quite
Speaker 3: like to be like a stick man that little book
Speaker 3: used to flip through to see someone running or stuff
Speaker 3: like that. It's got Netflix on that. It's about third
Speaker 3: of the resolution of an iPhone. It actually is a
Speaker 3: good idea, Patsy. But I'm going to bet you. I'll
Speaker 3: bet you ten bucks. Now within three months, you're stepping
Speaker 3: out to an iPhone.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she's not getting an iPhone yet. She
Speaker 2: might get one of my old ones.
Speaker 3: But see already a crumbling honestly, because you'll have this,
Speaker 3: especially when she goes into the next school year. Everyone
Speaker 3: else has got them. They've got all the apps I'm
Speaker 3: missing out. And also it's just like they pitched to you,
Speaker 3: and it is true. We didn't have any of this
Speaker 3: and we were kids. They do talk to each other
Speaker 3: the way they talk to each other. It is on snapchat, right.
Speaker 3: They don't use texts. They think old people use text messages.
Speaker 3: I don't realize it's this old and boring using text
Speaker 3: messages And went, wait, you still text people? And they're
Speaker 3: like looking like, yes, square me time traveler from the
Speaker 3: past with my SMS because it's just easier and it works.
Speaker 3: And I go, actually, I use what uh it's encrypted?
Speaker 3: No what you what? You what you do? What you
Speaker 3: will need and that is whatever phone you get, you
Speaker 3: need to have something where you can control what they're
Speaker 3: having access to. That is the thing. Yeah, it is,
Speaker 3: and that's why I mean, I'm sure all phones do
Speaker 3: this on this know with the iPhone I still have
Speaker 3: it now. So we agreed what their time of usage
Speaker 3: is and that to justify why they need a lot
Speaker 3: of hours because I'm monitored. I said, to tell you what,
Speaker 3: for six months, you run your own phone usage, right,
Speaker 3: and then once a month I'll just I'll just share
Speaker 3: with you what you've been using first month, I said,
Speaker 3: this is the hours of someone who has a full
Speaker 3: time job. It was something like, that's a forty hour week. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're doing a forty hour week on their phone.
Speaker 5: Want one day get twelve hours a day?
Speaker 3: I said, at school? This is on a school day.
Speaker 3: I said, you won't spend twelve hours a day in
Speaker 3: your actual working job. No one works that hard. So
Speaker 3: I said, do you work for the phone? I said,
Speaker 3: because it's running you. And then we put in controls
Speaker 3: about how many hours a day. So now I get
Speaker 3: these wonderful things where if they run over time, it
Speaker 3: sends me a message going, Ruby would like to use
Speaker 3: some more time on TikTok no. But also you can
Speaker 3: set what you will need when they're younger. Pats is
Speaker 3: because they can quite easily and there are lots of
Speaker 3: horror stories. Well, they can quite easily get into areas
Speaker 3: being lured into people that are very very good at
Speaker 3: that really easy. You must have access to fine for
Speaker 3: what they can do, because you can limit what they
Speaker 3: can get onto and stuff like that. So I would
Speaker 3: look into it. But you need something where you can
Speaker 3: set parental controls over where you can limit the usage
Speaker 3: and what kind of Also, it's just like going on YouTube.
Speaker 3: You can limit what they can see on YouTube those
Speaker 3: channels as well, because it's just like if we were
Speaker 3: her age, it's suck a wild frontier. No matter how
Speaker 3: smart you are, you're going to just why wouldn't you
Speaker 3: be curious? It's all there and they don't need to
Speaker 3: see everything that's there, Patsy. So I don't know if
Speaker 3: that fifty bucks toy phone has controls other than volume.
Speaker 5: It probably can't get on the internet. So you're safe
Speaker 5: for now.
Speaker 3: Walks you to the local library to get you the
Speaker 3: reference books and what you're looking at.
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Speaker 3: Big reaction to Jack's story about going out for breakfast
Speaker 3: with a mutual friend of ours. A lovely guy. All right,
Speaker 3: this guy is a lovely guy called Hugh. But what
Speaker 3: he did, what you saw was strange.
Speaker 5: Yes, he at the end of a breakfast, he ordered
Speaker 5: another coffee and then stuck a stick of chewy in
Speaker 5: his mouth and why chewed the minty taste. He drank
Speaker 5: his piccolo. And this is a man who's a motivational speaker,
Speaker 5: goes into schools, your cable schools, that psycho tune.
Speaker 3: Now you call him a psycho. Now, yesterday you called
Speaker 3: him a freak as well, and we heard from towards
Speaker 3: the end of the show because he sent us messages
Speaker 3: saying that he's been hearing from a lot of his friends,
Speaker 3: and he was saying to Jack and I have you
Speaker 3: been talking about the radio and getting all these messages
Speaker 3: people calling me a freak. He's even become a new
Speaker 3: friend through Amis Blake of Ben you know, the guy
Speaker 3: who runs Attica, one of the best chefs in the country.
Speaker 3: So he's now wide people are judging him because you
Speaker 3: called him a freak. He sent me another message yesterday.
Speaker 3: I am now coming around to his side of this.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Patsy, you might want to put this in the news
Speaker 3: because I can't believe you also just doubled down and
Speaker 3: calling him a psycho. Let's go back to Hugh and
Speaker 3: his right to reply. This is some message.
Speaker 8: And just as a side note, mate, I just would
Speaker 8: like you to know that that never happened. I never
Speaker 8: had chewing gum whilst drinking coffee. I haven't had chewing
Speaker 8: gum since my last time of cricket in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 8: because you can only really have chew when you're playing sport.
Speaker 8: It makes you look really confident. It's a false sense
Speaker 8: of arrogance. And I realized as a civilian, can't walk
Speaker 8: around chewing chew because it just looks so outrageously arrogant,
Speaker 8: especially when you're having coffee or someone. I didn't even
Speaker 8: have a min I definitely order second coffee.
Speaker 3: Iways doing that.
Speaker 8: Maybe there was a piece of chicken on my plate
Speaker 8: that I put in my mouth that he mistakenly took
Speaker 8: for chewy. I never ever had chewy.
Speaker 3: No, I know what I saw, Christian Patsy, let me
Speaker 3: just go, Patsy, what do you think here? And that?
Speaker 4: Oh, I think that you maybe Jack?
Speaker 5: No plates were clear. There's no way it was a
Speaker 5: bit of.
Speaker 3: A I believe. I believe that man a motivational speaker.
Speaker 3: He's he's strong on his story.
Speaker 5: I was fixated on what I saw before.
Speaker 3: What did he order? Did he have like some chicken
Speaker 3: or some scrambled eggs?
Speaker 5: I can't even remember, But but his story he even
Speaker 5: remembers when he last had it twenty fIF And he's
Speaker 5: right about.
Speaker 3: Having chewing gum when you're just walking around you.
Speaker 5: Look what you know when people are telling a lie
Speaker 5: and they go into too much detail. Don't you think
Speaker 5: a story about twenty fifteen and the cricket team is
Speaker 5: too much detail.
Speaker 3: I'm coming back round to Jack your.
Speaker 7: Move you Christian no Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: It's time for this week's Naked Hour.
Speaker 6: Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour
Speaker 6: on Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nag Naked Hour, Naked Hour,
Speaker 6: ohnck Nake Nig n Nagg Naked Hour, Naked Hour.
Speaker 3: Okay, come over your breakfast show. We are butt naked
Speaker 3: from seven seven to eight naked as a day we
Speaker 3: were born. We give you the theme. You pick all
Speaker 3: the songs between seven and eight every Thursday morning on
Speaker 3: the show. This week then the theme is food Songs
Speaker 3: about food. Patsy, what are you going for?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am going for probably my favorite Billy Joel song,
Speaker 4: Scenes from an Italian restaurant.
Speaker 2: It's just such a great I love this song.
Speaker 3: You familiar with this?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 3: Isn't it one eighty two?
Speaker 2: It's a masterpiece.
Speaker 5: I think you played it on the show once. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, this is a long six.
Speaker 2: The Bottle of Wadge story the bottle and.
Speaker 10: Have the bottle of.
Speaker 2: Foods wines. Food, isn't it?
Speaker 3: You can a food We won't have any challenges from me.
Speaker 3: I think it's one of your main five you've got
Speaker 3: to get at the top of the.
Speaker 2: But I love the change in pace in that song.
Speaker 3: Oh stunny, it's brilliant change.
Speaker 5: I didn't get to that.
Speaker 3: Like a philistine. Okay, it's like Renoir. He's painting a
Speaker 3: masterpiece in front of very eye.
Speaker 5: It's like watching him paint the whole thing.
Speaker 2: No, Jack, you just don't get it.
Speaker 3: It's making himself. So I'm very foolish. What have you got,
Speaker 3: young man? What have you got?
Speaker 5: I got a very fast song. I think this one's
Speaker 5: under three minutes. Features by the Presidents of the USA Tune.
Speaker 3: Millions of press for me, millions of gas beaches for
Speaker 3: three millions of They were a great dad, great man.
Speaker 5: This album has a special place in my heart. This
Speaker 5: was the debut album, self titled Presidents of the USA.
Speaker 5: It was my first parental guidance sticker on a CD.
Speaker 3: Do you remember all that? It was like a really
Speaker 3: big deal, wasn't it. Yeah? That black and like little
Speaker 3: black and white sticker parental warning for words. All right,
Speaker 3: so songs about food I'm going for I'm going to
Speaker 3: take you back to nineteen fifty one. Oh wow, I
Speaker 3: know this format. I know this format, nineteen fifty one
Speaker 3: and a beautiful bang of a song. Right it's called
Speaker 3: I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Canuts. Oh no you're not,
Speaker 3: but yeah by Danny k. Your name has being Crosby's
Speaker 3: Coast Star and White Christmas. Let me just before you
Speaker 3: judge it, right, let me tell you now you're in
Speaker 3: a bad mood. You see this on in your cart,
Speaker 3: You're in a good mood within seconds. Danny this up
Speaker 3: people look around. There stands me wire and he wants
Speaker 3: to share his song. I'm also going for this because
Speaker 3: you can't have something great tasting without sugar in it.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we were a drama thing. I'm gonna watch my
Speaker 3: daughter and about twelve other of peers doing drama performances.
Speaker 3: It was in the evening seven to night. You need
Speaker 3: a little bit of sugar. Half I think my wife
Speaker 3: gets out of her massive handbag, which is like a tarded.
Speaker 3: She pulls out a bag of snakes. Yes, it's what
Speaker 3: we need. I take you a handful because you never
Speaker 3: take one. You take a big hand you can eat
Speaker 3: one of the tour. You can't take a big old handful.
Speaker 3: And I start chewing on them and I'm not getting
Speaker 3: a sugar rug. And look her, she goes. I chucked
Speaker 3: them back to my buddy. Thought he was getting sugar.
Speaker 3: We need sugar, You need sugar.
Speaker 11: I know it's not very good, but a little bit,
Speaker 11: just a nipper bit.
Speaker 12: Why daddy, you don't make me right?
Speaker 3: There stays me? Why sing and roll her bones? Drive
Speaker 3: back over the Westgate. Danny k nineteen fifty one banger.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, coming in on text red red Wine, You
Speaker 3: be forty Cake by the Ocean June. This is a
Speaker 3: good tune. Danny Kaye was a lie now still doing
Speaker 3: a song and this is what he sounds like. It
Speaker 3: looks like the B side Take care together. We're now
Speaker 3: still going, still making great music. I just love just eating.
Speaker 9: Eggs, have some marching and have smart.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: This is a great chick I love. We now number
Speaker 3: one song on the Texas Morning Cheese Classic Sugar Sugar.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to aerol this morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Errol, Morning, Christian, Morning party, morning, Jack, er what.
Speaker 3: Song do you reckon? We need to play this morning?
Speaker 3: And about food?
Speaker 14: I've got recrost at Tiffany's.
Speaker 15: But for the life of me, I can't think of
Speaker 15: the artist.
Speaker 3: That's it. You shut it up. I'll shout at home, Errol.
Speaker 3: You're gonna meet together, buddy every morning. Riding out there, Errol,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. May have a good day. Not
Speaker 3: a problem. They don't clip we're playing this. I thought
Speaker 3: we got the whole song there, Daniel. Good morning, Daniel,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 16: How are we I'm.
Speaker 3: Good, Daniel. What are you fancy this morning? Then?
Speaker 17: Well, you know when that moon hits your eye like
Speaker 17: a bigger pizza pie, that's.
Speaker 3: A mom wow, the moon. I like them, big a
Speaker 3: bezza pie. That's morn. Songs about food and happy songs,
Speaker 3: aren't they? Seeds shine like you've had too much wine.
Speaker 3: That's small Gray one. Daniel.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If our boss thinks playing act is polarizing, we start
Speaker 3: coming out of seven o'clock news the strongest, strongest segue
Speaker 3: we've ever done. Great idea, Jack, Let's go to Paul here.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Paula. Yeah, I'm here, Paul. What are you
Speaker 3: actually hearing?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 15: The Banana Boat song I Think by Harry Bellafonto.
Speaker 3: It is by Harry Hey, mister Dali? Why the old here?
Speaker 11: Aren't we.
Speaker 3: Three? W play music? Thank god? Neil Mitchell's idea of
Speaker 3: party tunes. Thank you very much, Paul. Let's go to Gordon.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Gordon, good morning.
Speaker 18: Here you go.
Speaker 3: I'm good Gordon, have you're well? And what song have
Speaker 3: you got for us about food?
Speaker 14: The B fifty choose rock Lobster, thet other songs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rob loves This is a brilliant song. Gordon, Thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Let's go to thank you Paul. Hello, Paul, Yes,
Speaker 3: Hi guys.
Speaker 17: How are you.
Speaker 3: So stumbled on air there? Paul? Yes? What is it?
Speaker 3: A little bit confrontational? Tune it down, Paul? What what
Speaker 3: song have you got us?
Speaker 14: Breakfast in America by Super Tramp?
Speaker 3: Got another great song? How long with these quins? They're
Speaker 3: a lot longer than my Danny Kay? I've got a
Speaker 3: lovely bunch of coconuts? Paul, Thank you very much. That's
Speaker 3: a great one. Let's got to Benjamin now.
Speaker 19: Got to make the Gravy by Paul Kelly.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, great one to play it Christmas. Who's gonna
Speaker 3: make the gravy? Oh, this is a lovely song. We
Speaker 3: definitely gonna play this at a long place to save. Yeah, Benjamin,
Speaker 3: that's a great one. Thank you very much for that one.
Speaker 12: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Catting no time to keeps his car close
Speaker 3: to his cheers, Karen, good morning.
Speaker 15: Good morning, one of the greatest American pie doma claim.
Speaker 20: Yes bye.
Speaker 9: American Pido Machevy do the levy, but the levee was
Speaker 9: dry and then good old boys drinking.
Speaker 5: Talk about six minutes songs.
Speaker 3: So it's like an opera, isn't it. It's not the
Speaker 3: peaks and troughs of it all, but it's a great song.
Speaker 3: Keep this coming.
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Christian O'carls show.
Speaker 3: Podcast every Thursday between having an eight we let you
Speaker 3: pick all the songs. We give you a theme this
Speaker 3: morning and sow songs about food coming up in ten
Speaker 3: minutes time, Harry Belafonte. I'm just saying that to terrify
Speaker 3: the boss. Ten minutes time, Harry Belafonte.
Speaker 5: Don't should be driving out to the receiver and try
Speaker 5: and pull down the towel.
Speaker 3: With spanners again, So turn the car around with joke.
Speaker 3: He's after eight, we're playing it after a we're our
Speaker 3: amateurs on this show, all right, So last night at
Speaker 3: midnight really wants a deadline for you guys to invite
Speaker 3: us round to yours. So we'll be doing the Naked
Speaker 3: Hour week listen. Yeah next week. So next Thursday, this
Speaker 3: show is on the road. We'll be coming live from
Speaker 3: we don't know yet. We haven't picked the home, but
Speaker 3: it will be from one of your homes. Soudo Eco
Speaker 3: will be playing live and you'llsoll win thanks to Ian
Speaker 3: s a sixty thousand dollar kitchen makeover. There's a show
Speaker 3: win my kitchen. What have I gonna do?
Speaker 5: There's a band in and what are they going to do?
Speaker 5: Soon awake? That's gonna plane, that's what they're going to do.
Speaker 3: They might use my lub. So there was a deadline
Speaker 3: half midnight. We didn't realize that a lot of you
Speaker 3: didn't know about this. We just presumed you hung on
Speaker 3: our every word and listen to every single break. So
Speaker 3: we may later on this morning open up the lines
Speaker 3: for you to do live tours. Because the deadline is over.
Speaker 3: To advice us, we need to start getting on with
Speaker 3: finding our home for next Thursday. All right, some of
Speaker 3: the entries then, and thank you so much to everyone,
Speaker 3: even if you haven't got yours played out on air,
Speaker 3: we really appreciate the time and effort you've gone to
Speaker 3: making these videos walking us around your amazing homes, introducing
Speaker 3: us to your family members, your pets. I think I've
Speaker 3: seen just about every trampoline of Melbourne, seeing a lot
Speaker 3: of spars, seeing four seaters, seen some eight seaters. I
Speaker 3: didn't need that many seats. What goes on there hung
Speaker 3: for everyone is they're in the colder sack. I've seen
Speaker 3: too much. All right, let's play some entries that came
Speaker 3: in overnight. Let's go to cath Welcome to.
Speaker 21: My drug den. Yes, unknowingly, my fiance and I two
Speaker 21: months ago bought what we thought was a very dirty house.
Speaker 21: Turns out it was a drug den. This is why
Speaker 21: we're entering. The guy painted the benchers with tile paint,
Speaker 21: so everything's sticky. The cat sticks to it.
Speaker 3: Over here.
Speaker 21: These cupboards were on the kitchen floor. I asked him,
Speaker 21: can you please put the overhead cupboards back up?
Speaker 9: He used for me.
Speaker 22: Two So a very.
Speaker 21: Big space for you guys, and a beautiful Scottish breakfast
Speaker 21: ready for you to come and please help with my
Speaker 21: disgusting kitchen.
Speaker 5: He and grease breakfast doesn't seem so advertising when you
Speaker 5: know it's cooking a du drug den that Scottish influence.
Speaker 3: Have you seen Scottish people heavy on the grease and
Speaker 3: lard and fat. Let's go to cold food North now
Speaker 3: and Angelo first line on his entry, if you ring
Speaker 3: my doormall, I'll make you a Greek style coffe Don't
Speaker 3: you take me to Hey? This is where the boys
Speaker 3: are gonna play it again? He sounds like he's dropped
Speaker 3: the f bo here as well.
Speaker 23: Don't you take me to a funky Hey? This is
Speaker 23: where the boys are gonna play. Got the chandeliers?
Speaker 3: Rockster?
Speaker 9: It's all rockster here, Chris, Come on, here we go.
Speaker 9: We just lost our fish recently. You know we're still
Speaker 9: in morning. But I know maybe you guys can cheer
Speaker 9: us up, yes us and uh say it later.
Speaker 6: So your wicko funky town bring it here.
Speaker 3: Rockstar, Chris, you get the shandelier. I love Angelo. My
Speaker 3: wife is an OREGONI expert and can make anything you request.
Speaker 3: Stop it, sir, you have me creak star coffee. The Origami. Brian,
Speaker 3: you and su Echo. What do you want a pseudo
Speaker 3: OREGONI set that you and the boys Christian We have
Speaker 3: them in seeing live gig in a long time. Please
Speaker 3: bring the gig to us. We have bottoms and loud noises.
Speaker 3: Scare them the Echo start playing. Hopefully that will help.
Speaker 3: We really like Angelo. Now let's go to kee le down. Sarah,
Speaker 3: my eight and.
Speaker 2: Ten year old, would love to make.
Speaker 3: You some Sarah's got a beautiful voice. It's all those
Speaker 3: It's a lovely voice. It's friendly. You know you want
Speaker 3: a friend like Sarah. She reminds me of Patsy, you
Speaker 3: know where they get very passionate, they get the other.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, no, no, it's a lovely thing. IM sorry.
Speaker 3: If it's so compliments, it goes up a bit.
Speaker 20: My eight and ten year old would love to make
Speaker 20: you some popcorn and soft served ice cream. We can
Speaker 20: sit and have a coffee in this gorgeous nineteen eighties
Speaker 20: kitchen batchat detail. We'll whip out the special cups on
Speaker 20: the day. Now, Pseudo Echo.
Speaker 24: Can perform in my makeshift butler's pantry, or, as my
Speaker 24: in laws used to call it, the form olngine. Over
Speaker 24: this way, we can sit on some gorgeous counters massage
Speaker 24: chair in clu and whip ourselves up some mimosas at
Speaker 24: the bar. And if the inside isn't good enough for you,
Speaker 24: then we can sit outside in the concrete jungle.
Speaker 8: Come on the.
Speaker 3: Kitchen like a clonal show up there, fool. That is great.
Speaker 3: I love that, Sarah Keetle downs. Thank you very very much, Christian.
Speaker 3: I've told the kids they can have the day of school.
Speaker 3: You don't do that. The show finishes at night of school.
Speaker 3: If you want to be breakfast, we'll get uber bother
Speaker 3: to make us like some.
Speaker 5: Tooas Did they say they have a soft served machine
Speaker 5: at their house?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, let's go to live here.
Speaker 6: Allo Christian.
Speaker 7: It's quickly filming for your kitchen.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry this one. I didn't say that some comedy.
Speaker 3: Now they've done a sketch. Oh yeah, play it guys.
Speaker 6: Allo Christian, it's quickly filming for your kitchen.
Speaker 13: We've got to be quiet and we don't want to disturb.
Speaker 3: The cook so as we skin around.
Speaker 23: I was going to say that my wife saying that
Speaker 23: the kitchen is too old, that space, the appliances are
Speaker 23: old and falling apart.
Speaker 5: Personally, I think it's fine, but that's the way it
Speaker 5: is anyway.
Speaker 3: Thank you comedies. Here guys, we need to stop.
Speaker 7: Okay, I think we're done. We caught, We're done.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, We're finished.
Speaker 5: Witch Project.
Speaker 3: Loads of more entries to play out. Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So the deadline was midnight last night for your entries
Speaker 3: to invite us into your home next Thursday. The entire
Speaker 3: Breakfast Show six to nine Me, Jack and Patsy round
Speaker 3: at yours, Pseudo Echo special guests playing live at yours.
Speaker 3: This can be amazing and she gets sixty thousand dollars
Speaker 3: amazing kitchen makeover from the Briston town at this I
Speaker 3: haven't told you about this. I had to get a
Speaker 3: toilet from my mother in law of Robinie in this
Speaker 3: last week, and my mother was a very frugal lady.
Speaker 3: So I have to actually ask Rob for the cheapest toilet.
Speaker 3: What is the cheapest woman you've got? You barely have suspended.
Speaker 3: She's moving into a little apartment. She's just downscanning right,
Speaker 3: and so she needs to cut a bit. So she
Speaker 3: needed a toilet.
Speaker 5: And why woul didn't he come with a toilet already.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, the landlord take somewhere out there,
Speaker 3: take the toilet with them. I don't know, but I
Speaker 3: think she destroyed the old one, as we call it.
Speaker 3: When she comes on her, we call her the porcelain punisher.
Speaker 5: So anyway, well, Robert, I'm sure that.
Speaker 3: Man knows his way around to you. Men's all right.
Speaker 3: So the deadline was last night, but we didn't realize
Speaker 3: just what a last minute surge there would be of
Speaker 3: people trying to do this. Okay, last night, one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty seven thousand people. I'm underdoing it. The action number,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't believe is ten times. That actually one point
Speaker 3: five million our nerves times, but one hundred and twenty
Speaker 3: seven thousand people They try to upload the video, and
Speaker 3: so a lot of you are saying, look, we've run
Speaker 3: out of time. We really want you to come to
Speaker 3: our homes. I even got this very distressed message today
Speaker 3: from awesome name Philamina Eardly, What a great name, Filimina.
Speaker 3: Oh MG, Christian, please disregard the sad, sucky video I
Speaker 3: sent in desperation last night. My mobile heard stuff the
Speaker 3: sound I had to send the video to my daughter,
Speaker 3: or she put it in the tittok app on her
Speaker 3: phone so I could record onto it. I feel totally
Speaker 3: embarrassed after hearing what you've playing out this week. The
Speaker 3: standard kill me now. When I first looked online to
Speaker 3: put an application, I read the sixty second time, and
Speaker 3: I was so nervous to stay with it. In the time,
Speaker 3: I sounded like a moron. I'm gon't know who have
Speaker 3: to borrow a phone after work and do a take too.
Speaker 3: I hope it will be allowed late. Have a great
Speaker 3: rest of the They pass on my love to Jack
Speaker 3: and Patsy fellow me in an early lovely message there.
Speaker 3: So this is what we're gonna do now. We're gonna
Speaker 3: open up the lines for five minutes and five minutes only.
Speaker 3: Then that's it. No more applications, Live Tour. Don't need
Speaker 3: to worry about filming something, editing it, uploading our ear
Speaker 3: the phrase uploading, probably half the audience went, nah, he's
Speaker 3: lost me. Can't we just do secret sound? Why can't
Speaker 3: you do all the other shows and just do secret sound?
Speaker 3: I just want to be lucky. Why upload? What's he
Speaker 3: talking about? Upload? I'm not e a mask? Upload? What
Speaker 3: call us up now? The old fashioned way on the phone.
Speaker 3: Give us a live tour, doesn't even matter if you're
Speaker 3: not in your home. You know what your home looks like,
Speaker 3: walk us round it.
Speaker 7: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, time now for the live tours. The deadline
Speaker 3: it is now okay, was actually midnight. So this is
Speaker 3: the last time we're going to let you invites us
Speaker 3: around your home, because actually we do need to pick
Speaker 3: a home to come to next Thursday with Pseudo Echo,
Speaker 3: and you also win a sixty thousand dollars kitchen makeover.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to stew first of all, Good
Speaker 3: morning stew.
Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 18: Our house will blow you away. I'll walk up the driveway.
Speaker 18: The house looks like the Faulty Towers Hotel. In through
Speaker 18: the double doors, turn left through the foyer into the
Speaker 18: beautiful timber bar area, open fireplace, pseudo Echo in the corner,
Speaker 18: just imagine it. Come back through the foyer, go the
Speaker 18: other way through the shandelt little Lund rooms.
Speaker 12: Into the kitchen, which sounds handcraft.
Speaker 3: It is listening to an audio version of Grand Designs
Speaker 3: the fireplace.
Speaker 12: It's funny you soda because the house was actually in
Speaker 12: home Beautiful magazine in nineteen eighty nine and it hasn't
Speaker 12: been touched since. The hardwood timber cabinet thry through the kitchen.
Speaker 12: We've got lead light glass windows for our overhead cabinets.
Speaker 12: They are amazing, but God, it needs it up. It's frightening.
Speaker 12: So we would love to have.
Speaker 14: A new idea.
Speaker 3: Steet, you make a great case. Thank you very very much. Right,
Speaker 3: it's Stewie. There's yours. Go to Samantha. Now, Good morning, Samantha.
Speaker 22: Good morning, Christian. How are you today?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Samantha. Your time starts now, walk around your home, Samantha.
Speaker 22: All right. So I'm in the beautiful sunroom, which we extended,
Speaker 22: and I have a beautiful witch who looked after me.
Speaker 22: I have the Lucky Elephant and buddhas all around my house.
Speaker 22: I've also got a pet magpie which will come and
Speaker 22: visit us once. Cio Echo is playing in the background.
Speaker 3: Stuf, which is and what are you the crow lady
Speaker 3: of the street?
Speaker 22: I am, I'm the crow lady listening. Our cat, poor Felix,
Speaker 22: passed away, and the grass and the garden is there,
Speaker 22: and now the magpies come to visit, and I give
Speaker 22: it cheese and look listen. I live with my beautiful mum,
Speaker 22: Barbara Webber, and she's gorgeous. But she's asleep now, so
Speaker 22: I can't introduce you to her, but you should.
Speaker 3: Think she's asleep now this time next Thursday, we'll be
Speaker 3: doing the show, making quite a lot of noise in
Speaker 3: a live band. What's old Crab's going to make her that?
Speaker 22: We're going to wake her up with pudo echo. I
Speaker 22: want you to play it loud?
Speaker 3: Okay, how old is paps?
Speaker 19: Bobby Patch?
Speaker 22: Hello? Patch? Listen she is? She's seventy five.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not seventy five?
Speaker 5: Is not what you're in.
Speaker 22: You sound like you're thirty five.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I'll.
Speaker 3: Take that, sister. They look after it. This is lovely.
Speaker 3: I love this anyway.
Speaker 22: I'm Christian. We've all. I've got a beautiful pool and
Speaker 22: I'm cleaning it as we speak. I'm putting the Dolphin
Speaker 22: in shortly Dolphin. Yeah, it's like a creepy Crawley, but
Speaker 22: it's called.
Speaker 7: The Dolphins, all right, gotcha?
Speaker 3: All right, Samantha. Lovely to meet, and thank you very
Speaker 3: much for inviting us around next week with you and
Speaker 3: your mum Babs.
Speaker 22: Hopefully hopefully and common. I want to hear pseudo echo loud.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, okay, let's squeeze in Louise. Good morning, Louise,
Speaker 3: Good morning Christian and teeth, Good morning Luisa. Sixty second starts.
Speaker 3: Now walk us around your home.
Speaker 16: Welcome to a renovators delight, decorated originally by Franco Cottoul
Speaker 16: and Steroids. Coming in through our main entryway to your right,
Speaker 16: you'll see a lovely flocked wallpaper in the lounge. If
Speaker 16: you stare at it just right, I'm sure you see
Speaker 16: the face of Jesus.
Speaker 22: Then you're walking to the main.
Speaker 16: Kitchen on the left. Oh, so many features.
Speaker 22: Where to start?
Speaker 16: Beaten copper rain hood. Parts of it are missing, so
Speaker 16: you're cooking and you're.
Speaker 22: Like, ah, what's that?
Speaker 19: It's oil.
Speaker 16: My husband and son, my husband John, my son Owen
Speaker 16: who's nine, aren't really prepared for this. However, you know
Speaker 16: they'd be delighted to have you come around and check
Speaker 16: out our fluorescent yellow benches, also nicely accompanied with the
Speaker 16: lovely wood paneling sorry wood laminate paneling brown brown, as
Speaker 16: is the color of the demo. The general seventy five.
Speaker 3: That I get why you need to get rid of
Speaker 3: the kitchen taus, Why you're going to be the last
Speaker 3: person we ever speak to now because I'm closing the
Speaker 3: lines I should ever Yes, it's the end of my
Speaker 3: radio career. This is my legacy doing this show. Why
Speaker 3: should it be you, Louise? Why should we pick you today?
Speaker 16: We are working often all the time. We have tried
Speaker 16: to start renovations, and we start a little bit and
Speaker 16: then it's peace by peace. I feel like I'm gonna,
Speaker 16: you know, tip, going and working and working my whole
Speaker 16: life and never getting a kitchen that doesn't drip on
Speaker 16: me leak, have a tap that needs to be held
Speaker 16: shut by a stack of bricks and some projectiles and
Speaker 16: a wooden shopping board. Like seriously, it takes a lot
Speaker 16: for me to hold my swearing in but every day
Speaker 16: and live well.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Thank you very much. All right, Luisa
Speaker 3: made a strong case. Well done. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: for inviting us.
Speaker 7: Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Just made my South Jack and rear a nice hot
Speaker 3: chocolate to have while we enjoy that, just three guys
Speaker 3: having a chat standing out the nice sunny day, having
Speaker 3: a hot chocolate. How about you, guys? What are you
Speaker 3: enjoying having a coffee? Maybe do that. We haven't had
Speaker 3: a nice hot chocolate. That's why we're the bad boys
Speaker 3: of breakfast radio. We are so dangerous. It's like the
Speaker 3: rat pack in here in the morning. It's catching on
Speaker 3: with a friend of mine. Yesterday his door to the
Speaker 3: same age as mine. So year twelve. He also had
Speaker 3: the dinner on Tuesday night. Very different scene to mine.
Speaker 3: So let me just subscribe what happened to him. This
Speaker 3: is unbelievable. They're having the dinner, the valedictorian dinner. Whish.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what is a valedictorian. By the way,
Speaker 3: what does it stand for?
Speaker 5: It feels American to me. Is another type of graduation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're having that anyway, the valedatorian dinner. And it's
Speaker 3: in a some kind of ballroom. So we're at a hotel,
Speaker 3: one of those big function rooms, and the principal is speaking,
Speaker 3: and everyone's all around the sides of the dance floor.
Speaker 3: Mid speech, right, crack a great big ceiling panel and
Speaker 3: I'm talking, like he said, a couple of meters by
Speaker 3: a couple of meters just just falls drops suddenly and
Speaker 3: violently onto the middle of the empty dance. Well, luckily
Speaker 3: on top of it, it's a terrified looking possum. It's
Speaker 3: like this, people are like this. The possum, obviously terrified,
Speaker 3: starts running a mock. My friend described and he described
Speaker 3: the scene next as a kind of Mexican wave of
Speaker 3: screaming as the possum ran amongst women's legs and dresses
Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and the screens were spreading across
Speaker 3: the room left to right as men try to sort
Speaker 3: of get hold of the possum and catch it. Why
Speaker 3: an amazing moment, right, I mean, there's probably schools listening
Speaker 3: right now worried about a dull speech. Drop a possum
Speaker 3: from the ceiling. Suddenly you've got a talking moment there.
Speaker 3: That's a great And the next stand up show I'm
Speaker 3: going to plan.
Speaker 5: That there's a mic drop, but then there's a toss
Speaker 5: and top one level above.
Speaker 3: So with this, I want to know this more. And
Speaker 3: then your story is, well, unwelcome animal visitors. When you
Speaker 3: were in a situation at that and you realize there's
Speaker 3: an animal, there's an unwelcome visitor, and then also what
Speaker 3: did he do to try and get rid of it?
Speaker 3: Soone caught it by the way, took it outside and
Speaker 3: it was like a nice hotel. I think it was
Speaker 3: like the heart. I don't know where it was, but
Speaker 3: like a nicer do just put it out on the
Speaker 3: street like I was going to get a taxi home
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for your stories about unwelcome animal visitors.
Speaker 7: Rod, Good morning, morning time.
Speaker 17: Here are you going.
Speaker 3: We're good Rod? What was the unwanted animal visitor?
Speaker 17: Enhantsman?
Speaker 3: All right, what happened?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Well, I got up in the morning, put my pants on,
Speaker 17: went into the toilet. I was standing at the toilet
Speaker 17: and I felt something on the inner thigh of my
Speaker 17: leg inside the pants. Thought, don't feel right, called pair
Speaker 17: to the floor. There's a huntsman there.
Speaker 3: Are we talking top of the inner thigh? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, too close for comfort?
Speaker 17: Y Yeah, so I've just flicked it onto the floor and.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's your excuse here when your wife came in, Ron,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You cool. Let's go to Maria now,
Speaker 3: Good morning Maria.
Speaker 15: Hi guys. I've also got a puss and story about
Speaker 15: five point thirty one morning, my husband and I got
Speaker 15: working up by a noise in our kitchen, and he
Speaker 15: pretended to be asleep. So I went to see what
Speaker 15: it was.
Speaker 3: That's a guy moved, that isn't it pretend to be asleep, And.
Speaker 15: It was a massive fresh tail possum sitting on top
Speaker 15: of their fridge. Oh gos closed all the doors, opened
Speaker 15: up the front door, got an apple and tried to
Speaker 15: get it off the fridge, and it started following the apple.
Speaker 3: Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't You can lead me
Speaker 3: astray quite easily in the back of the car where
Speaker 3: you offer a fresh apple.
Speaker 15: But just as I got to the front door, my
Speaker 15: husband came out to see if I needed any help.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he turns late to the party, it.
Speaker 15: Went solistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laugh,
Speaker 15: because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh everywhere.
Speaker 3: And I forgot to mention that one mate said there
Speaker 3: was a horrible smell right, and they were trying to
Speaker 3: work out which teacher was going to have to clear
Speaker 3: it up at this Valedictorian dinner. So as it's in
Speaker 3: your house, it's now like possum pee and pooh everywhere.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and what did it?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 15: Wedged itself up behind the back of their Canara heater
Speaker 15: in the walls, and for a professional possum's guy to
Speaker 15: come and get it out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a nightmare. You must have been
Speaker 3: filthy with your husband as well, because you almost had
Speaker 3: it out the door like a like a bouncer getting
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 15: Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts.
Speaker 3: Maria, thank you very much. She cool. Love that have
Speaker 3: a great day. Thanks for going the show your story, Matt,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 11: Good day, Legend.
Speaker 3: How are we, Matte and Matt. What's your story about
Speaker 3: an unwelcome animal visitor? Ah?
Speaker 11: Well, going back when I was a kid, it was
Speaker 11: about two in the morning, we all got woken up
Speaker 11: the family to this really high pitched screeching in the
Speaker 11: living room. So we're wondering what Plus, we all went
Speaker 11: into the living room and Dad's it was coming from
Speaker 11: the chimney, and Dad's trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 11: And so he's put his head in there and he's
Speaker 11: figuring it out, and he's like, oh, I think I
Speaker 11: can see a bird flapping around. He's like, how do
Speaker 11: we get it out? So he's like, do I light
Speaker 11: a fire? I'm like, don't do that, and he's like, well,
Speaker 11: it's going to stink out the house if it dies
Speaker 11: in there. So all of a sudden, don't you took
Speaker 11: about two minutes. It wasn't a bird that came flying out.
Speaker 11: This giant that came flying out of the fireplace.
Speaker 3: Quick when they start darting around, that's so.
Speaker 7: Quick, man, it was.
Speaker 11: It was quite ch It woke us up, that's for sure.
Speaker 11: So this that's flying through the living room knocking into windows,
Speaker 11: well yeah it was. It was ridiculous, but managed to
Speaker 11: subdue the bat. I don't know how that did it, but.
Speaker 5: Everybody calm.
Speaker 3: It's a very exciting episode.
Speaker 11: What's up is now known as the bat wid Brow.
Speaker 11: It was quite an interesting experience. I at school the
Speaker 11: next morning, and that was quite a good tale to tell.
Speaker 11: No one believes me, but I can tell you it
Speaker 11: was true from the amount of proved that I was
Speaker 11: covered in.
Speaker 16: That was.
Speaker 11: Yeah. So that was interesting. But man, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 11: I love animals, but they are not pretty animals up front.
Speaker 11: It was it looked like the spawn of Satan.
Speaker 3: It was, yeah, thank you, I tell you what. When
Speaker 3: Sadavid Abragh Bunny leaves this planet. I think we've got
Speaker 3: his replacement, but just be awful if you ever come
Speaker 3: across a bat on there.
Speaker 13: Or not.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's not.
Speaker 3: Matt. Thank you very much. You're a great story mate.
Speaker 11: Cheers right, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Take care, guys on a brager Not you're listening to
Speaker 1: the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Coming up next on the show. Then why were they
Speaker 3: calling your name out over the PA. We're looking for
Speaker 3: your stories, Christian. It was me actually work in the
Speaker 3: PA system at the Bunnings once an A woman asked
Speaker 3: me to page her husband and she'd lost him in
Speaker 3: the Bunnings. Several called outs, no son and her husband.
Speaker 3: She then asked if I could if she could use
Speaker 3: my phone. She left her my but at home. He
Speaker 3: picks up. I hear her going where are you? He replies,
Speaker 3: I'm at home, and then hear her go, well, you've
Speaker 3: left me at Bunnings. Nikki Dingley, that's a great story,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Christian. My husband was called out
Speaker 3: over the PA at our local leisure center when I
Speaker 3: went into labor with our second child. I was at home.
Speaker 3: He was out playing five a side soccer and he'd
Speaker 3: forgot on his phone. He said it was an accident.
Speaker 3: I'm sure we did it on purpose, So the only
Speaker 3: option was the PA system. Christian, my husband Shavers started
Speaker 3: to vibrate in our suitcase while it was being stowed
Speaker 3: away in the airplane. He was paige while we were
Speaker 3: sat on the plane. He had to go and open
Speaker 3: up the suitcase on the tarmac with the police officials.
Speaker 3: That's from Mary nine four one four one four to
Speaker 3: three this morning. Then why were they calling your name
Speaker 3: out on the PA? Who we got here? Damium yoday?
Speaker 3: How are we all? Yeah, we're good, mate? And why
Speaker 3: were they calling you out on the PA?
Speaker 13: At school? I decided it was a great idea of
Speaker 13: man a couple of mics. We took off and sort
Speaker 13: of did a bit of wagging, and I forgot I
Speaker 13: had a appointment with my mother and teacher and vice principal,
Speaker 13: so it wasn't quite popular forty five minutes with my
Speaker 13: mother sitting at the principal's office. By the time I got.
Speaker 3: There, he must have been very popular, mate.
Speaker 13: Oh, mom thought it was a great jake when we
Speaker 13: got home, but certainly not at the time.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Tracy Good morning, Hey.
Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 10: How are you going.
Speaker 3: I'm going, Tracy, Welcome to the show. So why were
Speaker 3: they calling out your name?
Speaker 10: So, my little dude was about two and a half.
Speaker 10: We were at the local Big w and he went
Speaker 10: left and I went right and I lost him. So
Speaker 10: he went to the service counter and he said to
Speaker 10: the lady, I've lost my mum, and she called out
Speaker 10: Tracy and then my last name. So anyone knew me
Speaker 10: heard that he was lost and told everyone that my
Speaker 10: son was at the service counter. And then in the
Speaker 10: background I could hear him saying, she's got blonde hair,
Speaker 10: she's got blue white, and she's fat.
Speaker 3: I tell you what for two year old bloody? How
Speaker 3: you like that too?
Speaker 10: I know I was happy that he knew my name,
Speaker 10: but it was a junior roastmaster.
Speaker 3: Yes that is.
Speaker 10: He has not changed, sit know any differences.
Speaker 3: All right, Tracy, thank you very much. Life that's true, true, Tracy,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You could well have a good day,
Speaker 3: have fun, babe, Christine, Good.
Speaker 22: Morning, morning, morning.
Speaker 13: How are you all.
Speaker 3: We're good, Christine. So why were they calling out your name?
Speaker 19: A few years ago, a few friends, our couple of
Speaker 19: friends and I went up to Queensland, took kids up
Speaker 19: for a holiday. We've got a babysitter one night and
Speaker 19: the three girls went to Jupiter's casino that has a
Speaker 19: big night out. Without the children, we.
Speaker 3: Could be an ocean to eleven, so as you do.
Speaker 19: We were all playing on separate machines and two of
Speaker 19: us were together in one, so went off wandering. We
Speaker 19: thought she'd just gone off to play a new machine,
Speaker 19: and about five minutes later we thought Mandy and I
Speaker 19: thought we'd heard our names called over the pa and
Speaker 19: we just ignored it. And so no, that's ridiculous, you
Speaker 19: know why with anybody.
Speaker 22: Calling out for us?
Speaker 19: And then so we kept playing and then we heard
Speaker 19: our names again, so we thought, oh, better go and
Speaker 19: check what's going on. Turned to said girlfriend had fainted
Speaker 19: while she was going to get another drink. She just fainted,
Speaker 19: passed out on the floor.
Speaker 3: As well.
Speaker 5: Someone just face. She's not getting any sympathy on a girls.
Speaker 19: So they'd taken into the first aid room and they
Speaker 19: were waiting for us to you know, turn up and thinking, oh, well, okay.
Speaker 19: So we had to sit in there for about half
Speaker 19: an hour until I decided that she was okay. And
Speaker 19: that was the end of the big night out. I
Speaker 19: think we were out for an hour an hour.
Speaker 3: This happened within the first hour. How hard did you
Speaker 3: go on in that hour? Though?
Speaker 19: Sorry?
Speaker 16: How well?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How hard had you gone the first hour?
Speaker 19: She had? She hadn't even she'd had one drink. I
Speaker 19: think it was. I think it was the combination of
Speaker 19: the day out with the cute and at.
Speaker 3: This we're not running that first day place. We get it, Okay,
Speaker 3: they'd seen it all before it jup casino, you know, Christine,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: She called Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I think you should have phone in about what
Speaker 3: was left behind after that great story about the lady
Speaker 3: being left behind by a husband at Bunning. So I've
Speaker 3: got a crack of a story. See if I can
Speaker 3: find it for you. How are you going to do
Speaker 3: that when rummer's around your head later on today? K
Speaker 3: a look my frontal lobe. Let's know if you find it.
Speaker 3: And I did the phone in. K oh wait, okay,
Speaker 3: on your command. So next Thursday, this radio show me,
Speaker 3: Chack and Patsy will be live from one of your homes.
Speaker 3: We're also bringing suda Eco to play live. So thanks
Speaker 3: to Ian s you also get sixty thousand dollars kitchen
Speaker 3: makeup thanks to Ians, get the e and s sixtieth
Speaker 3: birthday Feeling. Deadline was midlight last night because we do
Speaker 3: need to start me a decision about where we're going
Speaker 3: to be so we can get the old engineer nurse
Speaker 3: to go and stop plugging things in. All right, So
Speaker 3: earlier we heard this one from Angela, which we do like,
Speaker 3: don't you take.
Speaker 23: Me to any dam? Hey, this is what the boys
Speaker 23: are going to play? Got the chandeliers rockster, It's all
Speaker 23: rockster here, Chris, come on, man, bring the crew down.
Speaker 9: Here we go. We just lost our fish recently. You
Speaker 9: know we're still in morning, but I know maybe you
Speaker 9: guys can cheer us up, yes us and say you later.
Speaker 3: So your wigo funky tell bring it here, Chris. We
Speaker 3: love Angelo. Let's go to Kylie Harris, who is chrazed?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 25: Christian? Are you listening? Hello Christian?
Speaker 2: Are you listen?
Speaker 25: My kitchen is pink?
Speaker 7: Are you listen?
Speaker 25: I can't I you listen? No dishwasher? Please help me
Speaker 25: Christian to say mirror or pseudo Eicho. I'm sure they'll
Speaker 25: love it. I have a double garage with a disco
Speaker 25: in it. Please come pseudo echo and play for me
Speaker 25: and my friends. Bye?
Speaker 5: Was it still a song? At the end, she stops singing.
Speaker 5: She wasn't even committed to it.
Speaker 3: Quick question, who has a double garage? There's a disco
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's phone in? Does anyone have a home disco? Have
Speaker 3: you ever heard of that? A home disco? Anyone who's
Speaker 3: got an actual will you disco that much? You have
Speaker 3: a dedicated my mother. They might have a little yoga
Speaker 3: room or maybe a home gym in the garage, but
Speaker 3: an actual disco. We can just move on into the
Speaker 3: nightclub as the nightway. When people come around, they must
Speaker 3: be nervous that they're going to go. Let's talk of
Speaker 3: moving it to the nightclub. Why could they have anything
Speaker 3: buck clenching the awful of a cup of drinks? Hey,
Speaker 3: they can tell the nightclub where's that? Where's that? Uber?
Speaker 3: It's only got myself, all right, that's gonna maybe pete
Speaker 3: Mount Martha.
Speaker 5: It's feature of Mount Martha here.
Speaker 26: Yeah, we'd love to invite you guys and see our
Speaker 26: work out down to day to do the show at
Speaker 26: our place on the beautiful wine pressure.
Speaker 3: Now we've also got a couple of super excited teenagers,
Speaker 3: isn't that right?
Speaker 10: Kate?
Speaker 18: Sure?
Speaker 3: Could you cook up some American brands for the team.
Speaker 26: Sure if you're needing textapalt way down, Brad's your man.
Speaker 7: Sure see super excited.
Speaker 26: As for special skills too, We've got that cabin cake
Speaker 26: and cook up a store in the kitchen. And you
Speaker 26: can also play in the clarinet. Brad would love to
Speaker 26: catch at spider for Patsy. Otherwise he can dismantle computer
Speaker 26: live on radio.
Speaker 3: How many great offers there? You had? Me a clarinet?
Speaker 3: I know about you, guys. I'd love a clarinet at
Speaker 3: six am when the show starts.
Speaker 5: Huge red flag on the clarinet. My youngest brother learned
Speaker 5: the clarinet and that was the most painful.
Speaker 3: Thing I never heard of clarinet.
Speaker 5: Because anytime you hit a wrong note on a clarinet,
Speaker 5: it goes really high pitched.
Speaker 3: Also, what about that teenager who can dismountle computers? I
Speaker 3: all the gear we need to bring the show like
Speaker 3: to Melbourne.
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Speaker 3: Today's time Way starting God one o four point three.
Speaker 3: Dinny and us know that this month is national dairy month.
Speaker 3: Oh my, try and get some kind of enthusiasm. Guys,
Speaker 3: Come on, we checked out, have we.
Speaker 4: I've got some uncles who've got dairy farms and lots
Speaker 4: of caps.
Speaker 3: That's what you I'd rather be hanging try, they say,
Speaker 3: Then you'll love this fact. The World Cheese Stretching Championships
Speaker 3: have just crowned then new winner Heavy in France. The
Speaker 3: world's best cheesemakers shelve their skills using a allegon taking
Speaker 3: out the trophy this year stretching to six point one meters.
Speaker 3: Oh stringy, geez, we're looking for your dairy songs. Dairy songs.
Speaker 3: These are the stinking it isn't a nice cheese dairy songs?
Speaker 3: You know what the cows they have to listen to
Speaker 3: in their barns. That's little move is it moves like Jagger?
Speaker 5: Silver's as good as it's gonna get cow?
Speaker 3: Would I know? No, Gold, you've got a friend in me,
Speaker 3: Your got your guts are friend in me.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 3: I won't greet them your own personal cheesus. Silver plus,
Speaker 3: I bet that you look gooda on the dance floor.
Speaker 3: Thank you and sorry seems to be the hardest cud
Speaker 3: cud is how they get the cheese. The cud you know, sorry,
Speaker 3: seems to be the heart this CRD words. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it's soft ending from me, Jackie boy, What have you
Speaker 3: got dairy songs?
Speaker 5: Hey? Hey, we're the milkies. People say we milky around.
Speaker 3: Silver, he's trying generous.
Speaker 5: Everybody girts gold, that's cold.
Speaker 3: Every funny girts that's good. All right, any more dairy songs.
Speaker 5: I'm like a curd Nollie potato.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, that's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Silver video you cut the radio star.
Speaker 3: Gold finish, What don't you do? Good? All right? What
Speaker 3: have you got there? We're looking for your dairy songs. Brighter.
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Speaker 3: We're looking for your dairy songs. Jack Bow Shore Tomorrow,
Speaker 3: Let's do it GOODA vibrations Silver plus hoof Loose, hoof Loose, Gold,
Speaker 3: who let the cows out, Move, Move Move, Silver cut,
Speaker 3: Adrian fetter Man, Hell, Jam fetter Man, Gold Kerry well done.
Speaker 3: Another day in Paradise, Another day in Paradise.
Speaker 5: Gold.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that's from Phil Collins. I just
Speaker 3: realized that's obviously the artist's name. Phil fly Me to
Speaker 3: the Moon Gold. He made me laugh at him. He
Speaker 3: keep breaking Havati Silver, Jenny under Pressure Silver, working class
Speaker 3: Cow Bronze. You just put cow in there out of
Speaker 3: the name. What about this one, same person Hotel cauliflower
Speaker 3: and they mean coliflower cheese bronze. Don't even give it.
Speaker 3: When I think about you, I milk myself. That's just
Speaker 3: a line for myself. Song Gold from Nancy taking care
Speaker 3: of Brenus, taking care of Breedes.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 3: Under the Bridge, Gold, Robbie Williams Butterman Gold kind even
Speaker 3: no fetter the devil you know silver fall at your teet.
Speaker 5: Gold.
Speaker 3: That's very good, Mike, well done. I want to break
Speaker 3: freezing Bronze, cheddar the devil you know, similar bronze. What
Speaker 3: did the cow say.
Speaker 10: Say to you?
Speaker 3: Remember that one? Why do we go so big on
Speaker 3: that history will just as badly.
Speaker 5: And as a society.
Speaker 3: I like your milk and milk it silver, Johnny b
Speaker 3: gooda Silver, pass milk me baby one more time. Silver,
Speaker 3: I gooda known better. Gold, got so many cheesy hits,
Speaker 3: Cheddarby Holmes gold, some eleven year old elliot, and it
Speaker 3: won you at school every day. You're consistently good on this.
Speaker 3: What time does school start alliot, baby, you can drive
Speaker 3: my Carbonara silver the weather with moo, Take the weather
Speaker 3: with moo. Silver, don't cream it's over gold all right?
Speaker 3: Who is winning the Robbie Williams ticketsis Adam fly me
Speaker 3: to the Moo?
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Speaker 3: David Lee Roth California goes Patsy jack just goes to me.
Speaker 3: We listened to toy Real Beast Boys vibe to it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you reckon. It's one of those songs and that's when
Speaker 3: you know it's time for the end of the show.
Speaker 3: It's no wonder. Jackie Boy is very, very excited about
Speaker 3: after the day's show. I got an email yesterday. He
Speaker 3: sent an email to the producers of me saying that
Speaker 3: there's a magician coming mate. A magician's trying to pitch
Speaker 3: him to come on the show and do manchic on
Speaker 3: the radio, and then he's just around in the office
Speaker 3: to do magic tricks at nine. Excited there's been He's
Speaker 3: been pushing the sky heavily off air for the last
Speaker 3: hour about magic Mike U's coming.
Speaker 5: I'm very annoyed actually that you have an interviewed go to.
Speaker 3: You haven't really I'm just lying around the corner having
Speaker 3: a sandwich until Magic Man's gone with this pack of
Speaker 3: flipping cards. People they're trying to work, so advertise. Is
Speaker 3: this your car?
Speaker 5: You'll like it, You'll charm.
Speaker 3: You all right tomorrow on the show. Three tips to
Speaker 3: get on air, Jack, I'm joking, little face all right
Speaker 3: tomorrow on the show. After earlier we were debating which
Speaker 3: music instrument sounds worse, the clarinet or the violin, said
Speaker 3: this time on the show, call in and play an
Speaker 3: awful instrument over the phone. I want to hear recorders, violins,
Speaker 3: clarinets the worst. It sounds cool up tomorrow, six to
Speaker 3: nine whenever, whenever suits you. Six or nine. That number
Speaker 3: is an open call for awful instruments.
Speaker 5: So less skill your kids have.
Speaker 3: Ones for the kids.
Speaker 5: Patty is your daughter?
Speaker 3: Can you book her in tomorrow down the phone?
Speaker 2: Yes, I shall.
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