WEBVTT - FULL: The Bat Whisperer 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.360 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:10.039 You are like the spit out of her mouth. 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:13.240 One for the stew one for me. It is Joe's 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:16.239 mum here, please in the store. Your soner's rupture is nutsacked. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:19.720 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:31.280 Excuse yeah, thanks you for seeing on the radio. Huh hey, hey, 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:35.000 hey radio radio radio. Good morning. It's to Christian O'Connell show. 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.360 Good morning, Jackie boy, Hi you guys, I'm good. Good 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:42.040 morning Patsy. Now, Patsy seem a message last night saying 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.040 you need my advice. How can I be of service 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:45.239 to you? 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:49.120 Patrina Audie has her very first mobile phone. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.760 That must be frightening for your freedom. It's she can 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.480 contact the outside world, indeed the support services. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.840 It's a step of trepidation. We didn't want to get 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.960 it for another twelve month until she was sort of 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.840 nearly year seven. But there was an incident last week 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:07.160 where because of flooding, the buses couldn't get back to 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.479 their normal stop. So sort of last minute they were 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.040 re rooted like way over the other side. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:13.319 Of the west. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.920 And we knew this like the school sent out a 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.320 text alert. But she was panicking thinking we didn't know, 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.080 so she borrowed a girlfriend's phone to ring us. So 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.959 clever and immature. But then Chris said, you know what 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.840 I think it's I think we're going to have to 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.320 get to the point that she needs a phone. I said, yea, 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.520 all right, but what do I do Christian? What rules 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.560 do we have to You're. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.320 Really heading into it now. That is the phone usage 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.600 and stuff like that. People have written books on it, Patsy. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.560 It is a constant battle at times. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:45.280 Here's an idea. Could you go for one of those 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:49.240 old Nokia thirty two tens so she can't go apps? Yeah, 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:50.400 she can't go on TikTok. 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.920 She thought about that. But then what they do, Perats 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.800 is they go, I'm the only one in the Yeah, 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.560 you don't want to be to be lonely missing out 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.080 in parts and her work. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:06.240 Clubs I know, I know, go to the homework. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:09.920 Must get you the most expensive phone I can. Work clubs, 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:13.079 we studies and prayer groups. You said, a prayer app. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.640 I don't get it now. It's called TikTok? Is it 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.520 like a church online? 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.640 No, Well, she's already we got her just a cheap 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.720 you know, outright, little folk, it was under one hundred bucks. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.120 It was like forty nine bucks. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.520 A phonus. I mean, who are you calling on that? 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.840 She's not getting You'll get bot carts and a piece 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:33.280 of street. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:34.560 She's eleven. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.760 If you need to get hold of an emergency that 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.040 that phone isn't calling. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.440 Is where did you even get something so cheap? 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.600 Guess where it was on sale? 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:47.040 Yes? 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.519 Is it a toy one though it's real? Is that 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:50.720 like wheels on the bottom and. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:53.560 Dumb balls inside it? 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.240 It's a smart phone and the first thing she smart. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:02.440 All the analogy in an iPhone you don't get at 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:04.560 that cheat. They cost so much money. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.440 Little fine Apple, Samsung, Google, they all us over one 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.040 thousand dollars came out. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.600 Now she's now going to become that kid in the 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.680 class and go already, get your phone out. Your mommy 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:22.880 got your phone's he take it back? 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.160 Ruin, He's fine. 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:26.480 You ruined her childhood. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.239 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.360 That's it. We just jumped online to have a look 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:35.080 at that little phone you've got, you audio daughter, I'm 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:40.080 looking at the spill featuring high definition voice calls. Wait, 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.920 I can call using my voice speak to another wedn's. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:48.720 It's been available for only fifty bucks high definition voice calls. Wow, 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.760 what a reason to buy this. She must be the 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.960 only people in town offering me high definition voice call. 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.240 I think I'm still using standard deaf calls. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.520 When she shows us over twelve months she can be 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:04.960 responsible with it and not abuse it and not lose it. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.840 She can maybe get an upgrade. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:07.800 I'm actually shocked. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:08.720 That's actually a good idea. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.040 For forty nine bucks, you can get a smartphone. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.400 The first thing she did was download the Netflix up. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:19.760 This has apps on it, like eight bits. It's quite 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.800 like to be like a stick man that little book 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.599 used to flip through to see someone running or stuff 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.480 like that. It's got Netflix on that. It's about third 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.960 of the resolution of an iPhone. It actually is a 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.320 good idea, Patsy. But I'm going to bet you. I'll 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.920 bet you ten bucks. Now within three months, you're stepping 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:37.880 out to an iPhone. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:42.039 No, no, no, she's not getting an iPhone yet. She 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:43.320 might get one of my old ones. 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:47.159 But see already a crumbling honestly, because you'll have this, 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.359 especially when she goes into the next school year. Everyone 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.480 else has got them. They've got all the apps I'm 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:55.159 missing out. And also it's just like they pitched to you, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.320 and it is true. We didn't have any of this 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.120 and we were kids. They do talk to each other 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.840 the way they talk to each other. It is on snapchat, right. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.800 They don't use texts. They think old people use text messages. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.360 I don't realize it's this old and boring using text 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.159 messages And went, wait, you still text people? And they're 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:15.880 like looking like, yes, square me time traveler from the 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:20.120 past with my SMS because it's just easier and it works. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:27.240 And I go, actually, I use what uh it's encrypted? 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.240 No what you what? You what you do? What you 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:34.280 will need and that is whatever phone you get, you 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.880 need to have something where you can control what they're 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.560 having access to. That is the thing. Yeah, it is, 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.640 and that's why I mean, I'm sure all phones do 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.919 this on this know with the iPhone I still have 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.839 it now. So we agreed what their time of usage 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.360 is and that to justify why they need a lot 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.960 of hours because I'm monitored. I said, to tell you what, 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.280 for six months, you run your own phone usage, right, 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.000 and then once a month I'll just I'll just share 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.720 with you what you've been using first month, I said, 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:01.880 this is the hours of someone who has a full 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.960 time job. It was something like, that's a forty hour week. Yeah, 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.400 if you're doing a forty hour week on their phone. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.720 Want one day get twelve hours a day? 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.760 I said, at school? This is on a school day. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.760 I said, you won't spend twelve hours a day in 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.720 your actual working job. No one works that hard. So 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.000 I said, do you work for the phone? I said, 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.680 because it's running you. And then we put in controls 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.720 about how many hours a day. So now I get 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.440 these wonderful things where if they run over time, it 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.840 sends me a message going, Ruby would like to use 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:35.360 some more time on TikTok no. But also you can 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.280 set what you will need when they're younger. Pats is 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.599 because they can quite easily and there are lots of 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:43.240 horror stories. Well, they can quite easily get into areas 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.160 being lured into people that are very very good at 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.560 that really easy. You must have access to fine for 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.440 what they can do, because you can limit what they 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.120 can get onto and stuff like that. So I would 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.840 look into it. But you need something where you can 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.560 set parental controls over where you can limit the usage 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:59.920 and what kind of Also, it's just like going on YouTube. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.280 You can limit what they can see on YouTube those 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.640 channels as well, because it's just like if we were 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.680 her age, it's suck a wild frontier. No matter how 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.000 smart you are, you're going to just why wouldn't you 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.800 be curious? It's all there and they don't need to 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.400 see everything that's there, Patsy. So I don't know if 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:20.360 that fifty bucks toy phone has controls other than volume. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.119 It probably can't get on the internet. So you're safe 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:22.440 for now. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.200 Walks you to the local library to get you the 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:28.600 reference books and what you're looking at. 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:31.520 The Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:35.360 Big reaction to Jack's story about going out for breakfast 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.600 with a mutual friend of ours. A lovely guy. All right, 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.760 this guy is a lovely guy called Hugh. But what 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.280 he did, what you saw was strange. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.559 Yes, he at the end of a breakfast, he ordered 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.600 another coffee and then stuck a stick of chewy in 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.680 his mouth and why chewed the minty taste. He drank 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:56.000 his piccolo. And this is a man who's a motivational speaker, 0:07:56.080 --> 0:08:01.000 goes into schools, your cable schools, that psycho tune. 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.280 Now you call him a psycho. Now, yesterday you called 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.000 him a freak as well, and we heard from towards 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:11.200 the end of the show because he sent us messages 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.160 saying that he's been hearing from a lot of his friends, 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.520 and he was saying to Jack and I have you 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:17.400 been talking about the radio and getting all these messages 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.960 people calling me a freak. He's even become a new 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.640 friend through Amis Blake of Ben you know, the guy 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:24.880 who runs Attica, one of the best chefs in the country. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.200 So he's now wide people are judging him because you 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:31.360 called him a freak. He sent me another message yesterday. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:34.440 I am now coming around to his side of this. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:35.440 Okay, let's hear it. 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.800 Patsy, you might want to put this in the news 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.920 because I can't believe you also just doubled down and 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.840 calling him a psycho. Let's go back to Hugh and 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.040 his right to reply. This is some message. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.320 And just as a side note, mate, I just would 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.760 like you to know that that never happened. I never 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.200 had chewing gum whilst drinking coffee. I haven't had chewing 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.000 gum since my last time of cricket in twenty fifteen, 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.400 because you can only really have chew when you're playing sport. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.320 It makes you look really confident. It's a false sense 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:08.520 of arrogance. And I realized as a civilian, can't walk 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:12.040 around chewing chew because it just looks so outrageously arrogant, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.640 especially when you're having coffee or someone. I didn't even 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.400 have a min I definitely order second coffee. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:17.880 Iways doing that. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:20.840 Maybe there was a piece of chicken on my plate 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.760 that I put in my mouth that he mistakenly took 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.040 for chewy. I never ever had chewy. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:30.320 No, I know what I saw, Christian Patsy, let me 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.080 just go, Patsy, what do you think here? And that? 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:37.680 Oh, I think that you maybe Jack? 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.520 No plates were clear. There's no way it was a 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:39.839 bit of. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:43.000 A I believe. I believe that man a motivational speaker. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.480 He's he's strong on his story. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.040 I was fixated on what I saw before. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.040 What did he order? Did he have like some chicken 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.360 or some scrambled eggs? 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:57.800 I can't even remember, But but his story he even 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.839 remembers when he last had it twenty fIF And he's 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:01.640 right about. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.400 Having chewing gum when you're just walking around you. 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.640 Look what you know when people are telling a lie 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.880 and they go into too much detail. Don't you think 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.520 a story about twenty fifteen and the cricket team is 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:11.680 too much detail. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.720 I'm coming back round to Jack your. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:18.280 Move you Christian no Connell's Show podcast. 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.840 It's time for this week's Naked Hour. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.559 Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:32.040 on Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nag Naked Hour, Naked Hour, 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:40.720 ohnck Nake Nig n Nagg Naked Hour, Naked Hour. 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.600 Okay, come over your breakfast show. We are butt naked 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.559 from seven seven to eight naked as a day we 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.360 were born. We give you the theme. You pick all 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.640 the songs between seven and eight every Thursday morning on 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.400 the show. This week then the theme is food Songs 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.959 about food. Patsy, what are you going for? 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.640 Yes, I am going for probably my favorite Billy Joel song, 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.239 Scenes from an Italian restaurant. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.800 It's just such a great I love this song. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:09.600 You familiar with this? 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:10.160 Yes? 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:16.960 Isn't it one eighty two? 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:18.560 It's a masterpiece. 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.080 I think you played it on the show once. I 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.520 was like, oh, this is a long six. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:28.800 The Bottle of Wadge story the bottle and. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:32.920 Have the bottle of. 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:37.800 Foods wines. Food, isn't it? 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:42.720 You can a food We won't have any challenges from me. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.960 I think it's one of your main five you've got 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.439 to get at the top of the. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.240 But I love the change in pace in that song. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.160 Oh stunny, it's brilliant change. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.400 I didn't get to that. 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:58.880 Like a philistine. Okay, it's like Renoir. He's painting a 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.760 masterpiece in front of very eye. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.280 It's like watching him paint the whole thing. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.280 No, Jack, you just don't get it. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:08.040 It's making himself. So I'm very foolish. What have you got, 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.480 young man? What have you got? 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:11.439 I got a very fast song. I think this one's 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:15.280 under three minutes. Features by the Presidents of the USA Tune. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:21.599 Millions of press for me, millions of gas beaches for 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:27.640 three millions of They were a great dad, great man. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.200 This album has a special place in my heart. This 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.320 was the debut album, self titled Presidents of the USA. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.640 It was my first parental guidance sticker on a CD. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.360 Do you remember all that? It was like a really 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.920 big deal, wasn't it. Yeah? That black and like little 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:45.720 black and white sticker parental warning for words. All right, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.679 so songs about food I'm going for I'm going to 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.400 take you back to nineteen fifty one. Oh wow, I 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.839 know this format. I know this format, nineteen fifty one 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.800 and a beautiful bang of a song. Right it's called 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.440 I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Canuts. Oh no you're not, 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:05.280 but yeah by Danny k. Your name has being Crosby's 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:11.120 Coast Star and White Christmas. Let me just before you 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.760 judge it, right, let me tell you now you're in 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.400 a bad mood. You see this on in your cart, 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:19.520 You're in a good mood within seconds. Danny this up 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:31.360 people look around. There stands me wire and he wants 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.960 to share his song. I'm also going for this because 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.080 you can't have something great tasting without sugar in it. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.599 Yesterday we were a drama thing. I'm gonna watch my 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:45.120 daughter and about twelve other of peers doing drama performances. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.800 It was in the evening seven to night. You need 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.800 a little bit of sugar. Half I think my wife 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.240 gets out of her massive handbag, which is like a tarded. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:56.719 She pulls out a bag of snakes. Yes, it's what 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.839 we need. I take you a handful because you never 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.480 take one. You take a big hand you can eat 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.520 one of the tour. You can't take a big old handful. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:05.120 And I start chewing on them and I'm not getting 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:10.120 a sugar rug. And look her, she goes. I chucked 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:14.000 them back to my buddy. Thought he was getting sugar. 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:20.720 We need sugar, You need sugar. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:22.920 I know it's not very good, but a little bit, 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:23.920 just a nipper bit. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:33.160 Why daddy, you don't make me right? 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:40.280 There stays me? Why sing and roll her bones? Drive 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:44.080 back over the Westgate. Danny k nineteen fifty one banger. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:48.520 This is the Christian o'commel show podcast. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.240 All right, coming in on text red red Wine, You 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:56.560 be forty Cake by the Ocean June. This is a 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:01.600 good tune. Danny Kaye was a lie now still doing 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:10.080 a song and this is what he sounds like. It 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:17.720 looks like the B side Take care together. We're now 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.840 still going, still making great music. I just love just eating. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:29.880 Eggs, have some marching and have smart. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:31.880 It doesn't matter. 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:37.080 This is a great chick I love. We now number 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:41.720 one song on the Texas Morning Cheese Classic Sugar Sugar. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.280 All right, let's go to aerol this morning. 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:56.440 Good morning, Errol, Morning, Christian, Morning party, morning, Jack, er what. 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:58.080 Song do you reckon? We need to play this morning? 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:58.800 And about food? 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.040 I've got recrost at Tiffany's. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:02.560 But for the life of me, I can't think of 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.120 the artist. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:11.720 That's it. You shut it up. I'll shout at home, Errol. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:19.160 You're gonna meet together, buddy every morning. Riding out there, Errol, 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.480 thank you very much. May have a good day. Not 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:25.120 a problem. They don't clip we're playing this. I thought 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:28.520 we got the whole song there, Daniel. Good morning, Daniel, 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:30.040 Good morning, Christian. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.120 How are we I'm. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:32.880 Good, Daniel. What are you fancy this morning? Then? 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.360 Well, you know when that moon hits your eye like 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.840 a bigger pizza pie, that's. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:44.400 A mom wow, the moon. I like them, big a 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:50.840 bezza pie. That's morn. Songs about food and happy songs, 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:54.720 aren't they? Seeds shine like you've had too much wine. 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.720 That's small Gray one. Daniel. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:58.360 Yeah. 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:01.800 If our boss thinks playing act is polarizing, we start 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:07.320 coming out of seven o'clock news the strongest, strongest segue 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:11.760 we've ever done. Great idea, Jack, Let's go to Paul here. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:19.080 Good morning, Paula. Yeah, I'm here, Paul. What are you 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:19.760 actually hearing? 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:21.160 Okay? 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:25.560 The Banana Boat song I Think by Harry Bellafonto. 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:36.840 It is by Harry Hey, mister Dali? Why the old here? 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:37.399 Aren't we. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:46.560 Three? W play music? Thank god? Neil Mitchell's idea of 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:51.760 party tunes. Thank you very much, Paul. Let's go to Gordon. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:53.879 Good morning, Gordon, good morning. 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:54.240 Here you go. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.199 I'm good Gordon, have you're well? And what song have 0:17:57.240 --> 0:17:58.359 you got for us about food? 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:10.520 The B fifty choose rock Lobster, thet other songs? 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.680 Yeah, Rob loves This is a brilliant song. Gordon, Thank 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:21.520 you very much. Let's go to thank you Paul. Hello, Paul, Yes, 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:23.000 Hi guys. 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:23.359 How are you. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:28.679 So stumbled on air there? Paul? Yes? What is it? 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:32.080 A little bit confrontational? Tune it down, Paul? What what 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:33.000 song have you got us? 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:35.919 Breakfast in America by Super Tramp? 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:52.280 Got another great song? How long with these quins? They're 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:54.679 a lot longer than my Danny Kay? I've got a 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:57.680 lovely bunch of coconuts? Paul, Thank you very much. That's 0:18:57.680 --> 0:18:59.800 a great one. Let's got to Benjamin now. 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:03.639 Got to make the Gravy by Paul Kelly. 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:07.720 Oh yeah, great one to play it Christmas. Who's gonna 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:10.920 make the gravy? Oh, this is a lovely song. We 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:17.840 definitely gonna play this at a long place to save. Yeah, Benjamin, 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.200 that's a great one. Thank you very much for that one. 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:20.960 You're welcome. 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:26.200 Thank you. Catting no time to keeps his car close 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.400 to his cheers, Karen, good morning. 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:32.040 Good morning, one of the greatest American pie doma claim. 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:34.440 Yes bye. 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:41.919 American Pido Machevy do the levy, but the levee was 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.760 dry and then good old boys drinking. 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:47.480 Talk about six minutes songs. 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.240 So it's like an opera, isn't it. It's not the 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:53.480 peaks and troughs of it all, but it's a great song. 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:54.200 Keep this coming. 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.080 You're listening to the Christian O'carls show. 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:01.480 Podcast every Thursday between having an eight we let you 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.560 pick all the songs. We give you a theme this 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:06.080 morning and sow songs about food coming up in ten 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:10.880 minutes time, Harry Belafonte. I'm just saying that to terrify 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:14.200 the boss. Ten minutes time, Harry Belafonte. 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:16.400 Don't should be driving out to the receiver and try 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:17.639 and pull down the towel. 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:21.920 With spanners again, So turn the car around with joke. 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.199 He's after eight, we're playing it after a we're our 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:28.120 amateurs on this show, all right, So last night at 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:31.159 midnight really wants a deadline for you guys to invite 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:33.840 us round to yours. So we'll be doing the Naked 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:38.119 Hour week listen. Yeah next week. So next Thursday, this 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:40.520 show is on the road. We'll be coming live from 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.600 we don't know yet. We haven't picked the home, but 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:45.080 it will be from one of your homes. Soudo Eco 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:48.359 will be playing live and you'llsoll win thanks to Ian 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:56.800 s a sixty thousand dollar kitchen makeover. There's a show 0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:58.679 win my kitchen. What have I gonna do? 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:01.399 There's a band in and what are they going to do? 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:04.000 Soon awake? That's gonna plane, that's what they're going to do. 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:09.200 They might use my lub. So there was a deadline 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:11.719 half midnight. We didn't realize that a lot of you 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:14.720 didn't know about this. We just presumed you hung on 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:18.320 our every word and listen to every single break. So 0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:20.679 we may later on this morning open up the lines 0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:23.760 for you to do live tours. Because the deadline is over. 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:25.480 To advice us, we need to start getting on with 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:28.600 finding our home for next Thursday. All right, some of 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:30.920 the entries then, and thank you so much to everyone, 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:32.560 even if you haven't got yours played out on air, 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.800 we really appreciate the time and effort you've gone to 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:39.040 making these videos walking us around your amazing homes, introducing 0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:41.800 us to your family members, your pets. I think I've 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:45.600 seen just about every trampoline of Melbourne, seeing a lot 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:49.680 of spars, seeing four seaters, seen some eight seaters. I 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:52.080 didn't need that many seats. What goes on there hung 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:55.280 for everyone is they're in the colder sack. I've seen 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:59.440 too much. All right, let's play some entries that came 0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:02.720 in overnight. Let's go to cath Welcome to. 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:06.720 My drug den. Yes, unknowingly, my fiance and I two 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:09.880 months ago bought what we thought was a very dirty house. 0:22:09.960 --> 0:22:13.160 Turns out it was a drug den. This is why 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:16.960 we're entering. The guy painted the benchers with tile paint, 0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:19.800 so everything's sticky. The cat sticks to it. 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:20.440 Over here. 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:23.560 These cupboards were on the kitchen floor. I asked him, 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:25.960 can you please put the overhead cupboards back up? 0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:27.040 He used for me. 0:22:27.119 --> 0:22:29.160 Two So a very. 0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:35.040 Big space for you guys, and a beautiful Scottish breakfast 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:37.879 ready for you to come and please help with my 0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:39.360 disgusting kitchen. 0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:45.240 He and grease breakfast doesn't seem so advertising when you 0:22:45.280 --> 0:22:49.200 know it's cooking a du drug den that Scottish influence. 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:51.879 Have you seen Scottish people heavy on the grease and 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.360 lard and fat. Let's go to cold food North now 0:22:54.520 --> 0:22:57.560 and Angelo first line on his entry, if you ring 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:01.400 my doormall, I'll make you a Greek style coffe Don't 0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:05.600 you take me to Hey? This is where the boys 0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:07.440 are gonna play it again? He sounds like he's dropped 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:08.400 the f bo here as well. 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:13.240 Don't you take me to a funky Hey? This is 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:15.879 where the boys are gonna play. Got the chandeliers? 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:17.120 Rockster? 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:23.879 It's all rockster here, Chris, Come on, here we go. 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:26.760 We just lost our fish recently. You know we're still 0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:29.880 in morning. But I know maybe you guys can cheer 0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:33.720 us up, yes us and uh say it later. 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.800 So your wicko funky town bring it here. 0:23:38.000 --> 0:23:42.239 Rockstar, Chris, you get the shandelier. I love Angelo. My 0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:46.000 wife is an OREGONI expert and can make anything you request. 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:52.680 Stop it, sir, you have me creak star coffee. The Origami. Brian, 0:23:53.400 --> 0:23:55.640 you and su Echo. What do you want a pseudo 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:59.080 OREGONI set that you and the boys Christian We have 0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:01.200 them in seeing live gig in a long time. Please 0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:04.719 bring the gig to us. We have bottoms and loud noises. 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:08.480 Scare them the Echo start playing. Hopefully that will help. 0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:13.359 We really like Angelo. Now let's go to kee le down. Sarah, 0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:13.960 my eight and. 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:15.280 Ten year old, would love to make. 0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:17.840 You some Sarah's got a beautiful voice. It's all those 0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:19.920 It's a lovely voice. It's friendly. You know you want 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:22.240 a friend like Sarah. She reminds me of Patsy, you 0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:23.960 know where they get very passionate, they get the other. 0:24:25.720 --> 0:24:28.120 Excuse me, no, no, it's a lovely thing. IM sorry. 0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:32.800 If it's so compliments, it goes up a bit. 0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:34.680 My eight and ten year old would love to make 0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:37.520 you some popcorn and soft served ice cream. We can 0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:40.879 sit and have a coffee in this gorgeous nineteen eighties 0:24:41.600 --> 0:24:46.480 kitchen batchat detail. We'll whip out the special cups on 0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:49.040 the day. Now, Pseudo Echo. 0:24:48.920 --> 0:24:52.760 Can perform in my makeshift butler's pantry, or, as my 0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:55.160 in laws used to call it, the form olngine. Over 0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:58.720 this way, we can sit on some gorgeous counters massage 0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:03.880 chair in clu and whip ourselves up some mimosas at 0:25:03.880 --> 0:25:06.960 the bar. And if the inside isn't good enough for you, 0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:09.640 then we can sit outside in the concrete jungle. 0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:11.000 Come on the. 0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:16.560 Kitchen like a clonal show up there, fool. That is great. 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:19.479 I love that, Sarah Keetle downs. Thank you very very much, Christian. 0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:21.399 I've told the kids they can have the day of school. 0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:25.200 You don't do that. The show finishes at night of school. 0:25:25.720 --> 0:25:29.359 If you want to be breakfast, we'll get uber bother 0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:30.440 to make us like some. 0:25:30.520 --> 0:25:34.399 Tooas Did they say they have a soft served machine 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:34.920 at their house? 0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:38.680 Yes, yes, let's go to live here. 0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:39.760 Allo Christian. 0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:41.760 It's quickly filming for your kitchen. 0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:45.320 Oh sorry this one. I didn't say that some comedy. 0:25:45.359 --> 0:25:49.159 Now they've done a sketch. Oh yeah, play it guys. 0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:52.119 Allo Christian, it's quickly filming for your kitchen. 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:54.840 We've got to be quiet and we don't want to disturb. 0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:56.800 The cook so as we skin around. 0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:58.320 I was going to say that my wife saying that 0:25:58.359 --> 0:26:01.920 the kitchen is too old, that space, the appliances are 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:03.600 old and falling apart. 0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:07.159 Personally, I think it's fine, but that's the way it 0:26:07.320 --> 0:26:08.760 is anyway. 0:26:09.000 --> 0:26:11.639 Thank you comedies. Here guys, we need to stop. 0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:14.440 Okay, I think we're done. We caught, We're done. 0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:15.439 I'm sorry, We're finished. 0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:19.200 Witch Project. 0:26:20.440 --> 0:26:22.640 Loads of more entries to play out. Thank you very much. 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.439 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:26:25.960 --> 0:26:28.720 So the deadline was midnight last night for your entries 0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:31.840 to invite us into your home next Thursday. The entire 0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:35.080 Breakfast Show six to nine Me, Jack and Patsy round 0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:39.399 at yours, Pseudo Echo special guests playing live at yours. 0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:42.840 This can be amazing and she gets sixty thousand dollars 0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:46.359 amazing kitchen makeover from the Briston town at this I 0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:47.840 haven't told you about this. I had to get a 0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:50.000 toilet from my mother in law of Robinie in this 0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:53.160 last week, and my mother was a very frugal lady. 0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:57.359 So I have to actually ask Rob for the cheapest toilet. 0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:59.960 What is the cheapest woman you've got? You barely have suspended. 0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:02.880 She's moving into a little apartment. She's just downscanning right, 0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:04.280 and so she needs to cut a bit. So she 0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:04.919 needed a toilet. 0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:07.200 And why woul didn't he come with a toilet already. 0:27:07.280 --> 0:27:09.720 I don't know, you know, the landlord take somewhere out there, 0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:12.199 take the toilet with them. I don't know, but I 0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:15.040 think she destroyed the old one, as we call it. 0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:17.480 When she comes on her, we call her the porcelain punisher. 0:27:18.720 --> 0:27:21.240 So anyway, well, Robert, I'm sure that. 0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:24.800 Man knows his way around to you. Men's all right. 0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:27.160 So the deadline was last night, but we didn't realize 0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:30.040 just what a last minute surge there would be of 0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:33.320 people trying to do this. Okay, last night, one hundred 0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:39.160 and twenty seven thousand people. I'm underdoing it. The action number, 0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:41.440 you wouldn't believe is ten times. That actually one point 0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:43.880 five million our nerves times, but one hundred and twenty 0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:46.879 seven thousand people They try to upload the video, and 0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:48.320 so a lot of you are saying, look, we've run 0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:49.960 out of time. We really want you to come to 0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:53.159 our homes. I even got this very distressed message today 0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:58.520 from awesome name Philamina Eardly, What a great name, Filimina. 0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:03.199 Oh MG, Christian, please disregard the sad, sucky video I 0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:07.000 sent in desperation last night. My mobile heard stuff the 0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:09.000 sound I had to send the video to my daughter, 0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:11.520 or she put it in the tittok app on her 0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:14.360 phone so I could record onto it. I feel totally 0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:16.840 embarrassed after hearing what you've playing out this week. The 0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:20.439 standard kill me now. When I first looked online to 0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:22.600 put an application, I read the sixty second time, and 0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.040 I was so nervous to stay with it. In the time, 0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:27.720 I sounded like a moron. I'm gon't know who have 0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:30.160 to borrow a phone after work and do a take too. 0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.880 I hope it will be allowed late. Have a great 0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:34.400 rest of the They pass on my love to Jack 0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:36.960 and Patsy fellow me in an early lovely message there. 0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:38.880 So this is what we're gonna do now. We're gonna 0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:40.960 open up the lines for five minutes and five minutes only. 0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:45.040 Then that's it. No more applications, Live Tour. Don't need 0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:48.520 to worry about filming something, editing it, uploading our ear 0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:51.760 the phrase uploading, probably half the audience went, nah, he's 0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:56.040 lost me. Can't we just do secret sound? Why can't 0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.520 you do all the other shows and just do secret sound? 0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:02.080 I just want to be lucky. Why upload? What's he 0:29:02.240 --> 0:29:06.320 talking about? Upload? I'm not e a mask? Upload? What 0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:08.960 call us up now? The old fashioned way on the phone. 0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.000 Give us a live tour, doesn't even matter if you're 0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:12.600 not in your home. You know what your home looks like, 0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:13.600 walk us round it. 0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:15.959 Look Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:29:16.600 --> 0:29:20.600 All right, time now for the live tours. The deadline 0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:23.240 it is now okay, was actually midnight. So this is 0:29:23.240 --> 0:29:25.240 the last time we're going to let you invites us 0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:27.600 around your home, because actually we do need to pick 0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:30.760 a home to come to next Thursday with Pseudo Echo, 0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:34.360 and you also win a sixty thousand dollars kitchen makeover. 0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:38.360 All right, let's go to stew first of all, Good 0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:39.360 morning stew. 0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:41.120 Hey, Christian, how are you? 0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:43.880 Our house will blow you away. I'll walk up the driveway. 0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:47.000 The house looks like the Faulty Towers Hotel. In through 0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:49.520 the double doors, turn left through the foyer into the 0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:53.880 beautiful timber bar area, open fireplace, pseudo Echo in the corner, 0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.360 just imagine it. Come back through the foyer, go the 0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:59.560 other way through the shandelt little Lund rooms. 0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:02.600 Into the kitchen, which sounds handcraft. 0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:06.280 It is listening to an audio version of Grand Designs 0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:07.960 the fireplace. 0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.960 It's funny you soda because the house was actually in 0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.960 home Beautiful magazine in nineteen eighty nine and it hasn't 0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:18.400 been touched since. The hardwood timber cabinet thry through the kitchen. 0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:21.520 We've got lead light glass windows for our overhead cabinets. 0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:24.800 They are amazing, but God, it needs it up. It's frightening. 0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:27.160 So we would love to have. 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:27.760 A new idea. 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:30.800 Steet, you make a great case. Thank you very very much. Right, 0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:35.400 it's Stewie. There's yours. Go to Samantha. Now, Good morning, Samantha. 0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:37.600 Good morning, Christian. How are you today? 0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:41.880 I'm good, Samantha. Your time starts now, walk around your home, Samantha. 0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:45.000 All right. So I'm in the beautiful sunroom, which we extended, 0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:47.600 and I have a beautiful witch who looked after me. 0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:51.040 I have the Lucky Elephant and buddhas all around my house. 0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:55.760 I've also got a pet magpie which will come and 0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:58.840 visit us once. Cio Echo is playing in the background. 0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:02.320 Stuf, which is and what are you the crow lady 0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:02.920 of the street? 0:31:03.760 --> 0:31:08.760 I am, I'm the crow lady listening. Our cat, poor Felix, 0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:12.920 passed away, and the grass and the garden is there, 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:15.400 and now the magpies come to visit, and I give 0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.280 it cheese and look listen. I live with my beautiful mum, 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:21.920 Barbara Webber, and she's gorgeous. But she's asleep now, so 0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:24.280 I can't introduce you to her, but you should. 0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:28.160 Think she's asleep now this time next Thursday, we'll be 0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:30.040 doing the show, making quite a lot of noise in 0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:33.000 a live band. What's old Crab's going to make her that? 0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:35.920 We're going to wake her up with pudo echo. I 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:37.000 want you to play it loud? 0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:38.960 Okay, how old is paps? 0:31:40.640 --> 0:31:41.880 Bobby Patch? 0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:46.400 Hello? Patch? Listen she is? She's seventy five. 0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:48.240 Well I'm not seventy five? 0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:49.160 Is not what you're in. 0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:53.400 You sound like you're thirty five. 0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:54.880 Oh yes, I'll. 0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:57.800 Take that, sister. They look after it. This is lovely. 0:31:57.880 --> 0:31:59.000 I love this anyway. 0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.520 I'm Christian. We've all. I've got a beautiful pool and 0:32:01.560 --> 0:32:04.320 I'm cleaning it as we speak. I'm putting the Dolphin 0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:10.320 in shortly Dolphin. Yeah, it's like a creepy Crawley, but 0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:10.920 it's called. 0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:12.360 The Dolphins, all right, gotcha? 0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:15.280 All right, Samantha. Lovely to meet, and thank you very 0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:17.120 much for inviting us around next week with you and 0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:17.920 your mum Babs. 0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:22.240 Hopefully hopefully and common. I want to hear pseudo echo loud. 0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:26.520 Okay, oh yeah, okay, let's squeeze in Louise. Good morning, Louise, 0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:30.840 Good morning Christian and teeth, Good morning Luisa. Sixty second starts. 0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:32.000 Now walk us around your home. 0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:37.280 Welcome to a renovators delight, decorated originally by Franco Cottoul 0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:41.000 and Steroids. Coming in through our main entryway to your right, 0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:44.080 you'll see a lovely flocked wallpaper in the lounge. If 0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:45.960 you stare at it just right, I'm sure you see 0:32:45.960 --> 0:32:46.840 the face of Jesus. 0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:49.040 Then you're walking to the main. 0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:51.920 Kitchen on the left. Oh, so many features. 0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:52.560 Where to start? 0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:56.200 Beaten copper rain hood. Parts of it are missing, so 0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:57.200 you're cooking and you're. 0:32:57.080 --> 0:32:57.920 Like, ah, what's that? 0:32:58.240 --> 0:32:58.720 It's oil. 0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.880 My husband and son, my husband John, my son Owen 0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:06.560 who's nine, aren't really prepared for this. However, you know 0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:08.720 they'd be delighted to have you come around and check 0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:13.520 out our fluorescent yellow benches, also nicely accompanied with the 0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:18.720 lovely wood paneling sorry wood laminate paneling brown brown, as 0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:22.320 is the color of the demo. The general seventy five. 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:24.600 That I get why you need to get rid of 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.440 the kitchen taus, Why you're going to be the last 0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:28.360 person we ever speak to now because I'm closing the 0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:31.000 lines I should ever Yes, it's the end of my 0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:34.040 radio career. This is my legacy doing this show. Why 0:33:34.040 --> 0:33:36.479 should it be you, Louise? Why should we pick you today? 0:33:37.640 --> 0:33:41.280 We are working often all the time. We have tried 0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.040 to start renovations, and we start a little bit and 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:47.120 then it's peace by peace. I feel like I'm gonna, 0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:49.600 you know, tip, going and working and working my whole 0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.200 life and never getting a kitchen that doesn't drip on 0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:54.920 me leak, have a tap that needs to be held 0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:58.440 shut by a stack of bricks and some projectiles and 0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:02.080 a wooden shopping board. Like seriously, it takes a lot 0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.280 for me to hold my swearing in but every day 0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:04.600 and live well. 0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:07.280 I appreciate that. Thank you very much. All right, Luisa 0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.359 made a strong case. Well done. Thank you very much 0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:10.080 for inviting us. 0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:13.560 Christian no Connell's show podcast. 0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:16.080 Just made my South Jack and rear a nice hot 0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:18.920 chocolate to have while we enjoy that, just three guys 0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:22.480 having a chat standing out the nice sunny day, having 0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:24.160 a hot chocolate. How about you, guys? What are you 0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:26.279 enjoying having a coffee? Maybe do that. We haven't had 0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:29.320 a nice hot chocolate. That's why we're the bad boys 0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:32.160 of breakfast radio. We are so dangerous. It's like the 0:34:32.200 --> 0:34:34.400 rat pack in here in the morning. It's catching on 0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:36.880 with a friend of mine. Yesterday his door to the 0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:40.000 same age as mine. So year twelve. He also had 0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:43.160 the dinner on Tuesday night. Very different scene to mine. 0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:44.880 So let me just subscribe what happened to him. This 0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:49.279 is unbelievable. They're having the dinner, the valedictorian dinner. Whish. 0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:51.040 I don't even know what is a valedictorian. By the way, 0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:51.680 what does it stand for? 0:34:51.760 --> 0:34:54.600 It feels American to me. Is another type of graduation. 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.919 Yeah, they're having that anyway, the valedatorian dinner. And it's 0:34:57.960 --> 0:35:01.000 in a some kind of ballroom. So we're at a hotel, 0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:04.160 one of those big function rooms, and the principal is speaking, 0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:06.399 and everyone's all around the sides of the dance floor. 0:35:07.000 --> 0:35:11.960 Mid speech, right, crack a great big ceiling panel and 0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:13.839 I'm talking, like he said, a couple of meters by 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:17.640 a couple of meters just just falls drops suddenly and 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:20.280 violently onto the middle of the empty dance. Well, luckily 0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:24.000 on top of it, it's a terrified looking possum. It's 0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:29.920 like this, people are like this. The possum, obviously terrified, 0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:33.240 starts running a mock. My friend described and he described 0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:35.440 the scene next as a kind of Mexican wave of 0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:39.640 screaming as the possum ran amongst women's legs and dresses 0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.160 and stuff like that, and the screens were spreading across 0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:44.799 the room left to right as men try to sort 0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:48.160 of get hold of the possum and catch it. Why 0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:51.760 an amazing moment, right, I mean, there's probably schools listening 0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:54.680 right now worried about a dull speech. Drop a possum 0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:57.719 from the ceiling. Suddenly you've got a talking moment there. 0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:00.200 That's a great And the next stand up show I'm 0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:00.920 going to plan. 0:36:00.800 --> 0:36:03.800 That there's a mic drop, but then there's a toss 0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:05.520 and top one level above. 0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:07.640 So with this, I want to know this more. And 0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:11.080 then your story is, well, unwelcome animal visitors. When you 0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:12.960 were in a situation at that and you realize there's 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:15.960 an animal, there's an unwelcome visitor, and then also what 0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:17.799 did he do to try and get rid of it? 0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:20.120 Soone caught it by the way, took it outside and 0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:21.920 it was like a nice hotel. I think it was 0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:23.400 like the heart. I don't know where it was, but 0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:24.799 like a nicer do just put it out on the 0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:27.040 street like I was going to get a taxi home 0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:28.040 or something like that. 0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:32.640 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:36.360 So we're looking for your stories about unwelcome animal visitors. 0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:39.319 Rod, Good morning, morning time. 0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:40.000 Here are you going. 0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:43.120 We're good Rod? What was the unwanted animal visitor? 0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:44.800 Enhantsman? 0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:46.560 All right, what happened? 0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:47.560 Yeah? 0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:49.840 Well, I got up in the morning, put my pants on, 0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:52.960 went into the toilet. I was standing at the toilet 0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:55.520 and I felt something on the inner thigh of my 0:36:55.600 --> 0:37:00.640 leg inside the pants. Thought, don't feel right, called pair 0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:03.000 to the floor. There's a huntsman there. 0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:07.160 Are we talking top of the inner thigh? Yeah? 0:37:07.560 --> 0:37:09.200 Yeah, too close for comfort? 0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:13.000 Y Yeah, so I've just flicked it onto the floor and. 0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:25.759 Yes, that's your excuse here when your wife came in, Ron, 0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:28.480 thank you very much. You cool. Let's go to Maria now, 0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:29.320 Good morning Maria. 0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:33.600 Hi guys. I've also got a puss and story about 0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:35.600 five point thirty one morning, my husband and I got 0:37:35.600 --> 0:37:38.360 working up by a noise in our kitchen, and he 0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:40.759 pretended to be asleep. So I went to see what 0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:41.239 it was. 0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:45.279 That's a guy moved, that isn't it pretend to be asleep, And. 0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:49.200 It was a massive fresh tail possum sitting on top 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:53.640 of their fridge. Oh gos closed all the doors, opened 0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:55.600 up the front door, got an apple and tried to 0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:58.040 get it off the fridge, and it started following the apple. 0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:00.840 Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't You can lead me 0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:03.120 astray quite easily in the back of the car where 0:38:03.160 --> 0:38:04.240 you offer a fresh apple. 0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:08.000 But just as I got to the front door, my 0:38:08.080 --> 0:38:10.240 husband came out to see if I needed any help. 0:38:10.360 --> 0:38:14.080 Oh no, he turns late to the party, it. 0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:18.359 Went solistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laugh, 0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:23.040 because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh everywhere. 0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:24.600 And I forgot to mention that one mate said there 0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:27.239 was a horrible smell right, and they were trying to 0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:28.919 work out which teacher was going to have to clear 0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:33.000 it up at this Valedictorian dinner. So as it's in 0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:36.160 your house, it's now like possum pee and pooh everywhere. 0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:38.239 Yeah, and what did it? 0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:38.399 Then? 0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:41.319 Wedged itself up behind the back of their Canara heater 0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:46.200 in the walls, and for a professional possum's guy to 0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:47.120 come and get it out. 0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:51.560 Oh my god, what a nightmare. You must have been 0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:53.560 filthy with your husband as well, because you almost had 0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:56.040 it out the door like a like a bouncer getting 0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:56.839 it out. 0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:59.960 Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts. 0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:02.520 Maria, thank you very much. She cool. Love that have 0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:04.719 a great day. Thanks for going the show your story, Matt, 0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:05.600 Good morning. 0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:07.200 Good day, Legend. 0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:10.120 How are we, Matte and Matt. What's your story about 0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:12.759 an unwelcome animal visitor? Ah? 0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:14.640 Well, going back when I was a kid, it was 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:17.359 about two in the morning, we all got woken up 0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:20.440 the family to this really high pitched screeching in the 0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:24.120 living room. So we're wondering what Plus, we all went 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:27.160 into the living room and Dad's it was coming from 0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:30.600 the chimney, and Dad's trying to figure out what's going on. 0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.399 And so he's put his head in there and he's 0:39:32.440 --> 0:39:33.960 figuring it out, and he's like, oh, I think I 0:39:33.960 --> 0:39:36.520 can see a bird flapping around. He's like, how do 0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:39.279 we get it out? So he's like, do I light 0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:42.000 a fire? I'm like, don't do that, and he's like, well, 0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:43.920 it's going to stink out the house if it dies 0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:46.560 in there. So all of a sudden, don't you took 0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:49.719 about two minutes. It wasn't a bird that came flying out. 0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:53.719 This giant that came flying out of the fireplace. 0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:56.719 Quick when they start darting around, that's so. 0:39:56.880 --> 0:39:58.799 Quick, man, it was. 0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:02.200 It was quite ch It woke us up, that's for sure. 0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:07.440 So this that's flying through the living room knocking into windows, 0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:13.680 well yeah it was. It was ridiculous, but managed to 0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:16.479 subdue the bat. I don't know how that did it, but. 0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:19.040 Everybody calm. 0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:24.359 It's a very exciting episode. 0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:28.919 What's up is now known as the bat wid Brow. 0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:34.400 It was quite an interesting experience. I at school the 0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:37.640 next morning, and that was quite a good tale to tell. 0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:39.560 No one believes me, but I can tell you it 0:40:39.640 --> 0:40:41.319 was true from the amount of proved that I was 0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:41.839 covered in. 0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:43.279 That was. 0:40:44.400 --> 0:40:46.719 Yeah. So that was interesting. But man, I'll tell you what. 0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:49.760 I love animals, but they are not pretty animals up front. 0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:53.400 It was it looked like the spawn of Satan. 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:58.759 It was, yeah, thank you, I tell you what. When 0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:01.319 Sadavid Abragh Bunny leaves this planet. I think we've got 0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:04.319 his replacement, but just be awful if you ever come 0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:05.359 across a bat on there. 0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:07.120 Or not. 0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:08.399 Yes, that's not. 0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:11.880 Matt. Thank you very much. You're a great story mate. 0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:13.520 Cheers right, you're welcome. 0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.520 Take care, guys on a brager Not you're listening to 0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.120 the Christian O Carl's Show podcast. 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.160 Coming up next on the show. Then why were they 0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:24.160 calling your name out over the PA. We're looking for 0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:27.040 your stories, Christian. It was me actually work in the 0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:30.759 PA system at the Bunnings once an A woman asked 0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.480 me to page her husband and she'd lost him in 0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:36.440 the Bunnings. Several called outs, no son and her husband. 0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:39.000 She then asked if I could if she could use 0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:41.520 my phone. She left her my but at home. He 0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:44.800 picks up. I hear her going where are you? He replies, 0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:46.839 I'm at home, and then hear her go, well, you've 0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:55.480 left me at Bunnings. Nikki Dingley, that's a great story, 0:41:55.560 --> 0:41:58.239 Thank you very much, Christian. My husband was called out 0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:00.799 over the PA at our local leisure center when I 0:42:00.800 --> 0:42:03.520 went into labor with our second child. I was at home. 0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:05.920 He was out playing five a side soccer and he'd 0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:07.680 forgot on his phone. He said it was an accident. 0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:09.640 I'm sure we did it on purpose, So the only 0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:13.440 option was the PA system. Christian, my husband Shavers started 0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:15.680 to vibrate in our suitcase while it was being stowed 0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:18.319 away in the airplane. He was paige while we were 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.399 sat on the plane. He had to go and open 0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:23.440 up the suitcase on the tarmac with the police officials. 0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:26.759 That's from Mary nine four one four one four to 0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:29.000 three this morning. Then why were they calling your name 0:42:29.040 --> 0:42:33.280 out on the PA? Who we got here? Damium yoday? 0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.279 How are we all? Yeah, we're good, mate? And why 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:38.040 were they calling you out on the PA? 0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:41.360 At school? I decided it was a great idea of 0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:42.960 man a couple of mics. We took off and sort 0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:45.040 of did a bit of wagging, and I forgot I 0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:48.960 had a appointment with my mother and teacher and vice principal, 0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:52.279 so it wasn't quite popular forty five minutes with my 0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:54.560 mother sitting at the principal's office. By the time I got. 0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.320 There, he must have been very popular, mate. 0:42:58.480 --> 0:42:59.920 Oh, mom thought it was a great jake when we 0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:01.839 got home, but certainly not at the time. 0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:07.240 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Tracy Good morning, Hey. 0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:07.880 Good morning, Christian. 0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:08.600 How are you going. 0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:10.880 I'm going, Tracy, Welcome to the show. So why were 0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:12.160 they calling out your name? 0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:14.960 So, my little dude was about two and a half. 0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:17.799 We were at the local Big w and he went 0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:20.600 left and I went right and I lost him. So 0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:22.840 he went to the service counter and he said to 0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:25.319 the lady, I've lost my mum, and she called out 0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:28.239 Tracy and then my last name. So anyone knew me 0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:32.080 heard that he was lost and told everyone that my 0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:35.400 son was at the service counter. And then in the 0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:38.480 background I could hear him saying, she's got blonde hair, 0:43:38.680 --> 0:43:40.480 she's got blue white, and she's fat. 0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:44.600 I tell you what for two year old bloody? How 0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:46.480 you like that too? 0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:48.800 I know I was happy that he knew my name, 0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:50.960 but it was a junior roastmaster. 0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:53.120 Yes that is. 0:43:56.880 --> 0:44:01.040 He has not changed, sit know any differences. 0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:06.800 All right, Tracy, thank you very much. Life that's true, true, Tracy, 0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:08.439 thank you very much. You could well have a good day, 0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:10.880 have fun, babe, Christine, Good. 0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:12.960 Morning, morning, morning. 0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:13.640 How are you all. 0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:15.960 We're good, Christine. So why were they calling out your name? 0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:19.440 A few years ago, a few friends, our couple of 0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:22.279 friends and I went up to Queensland, took kids up 0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:25.440 for a holiday. We've got a babysitter one night and 0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:28.719 the three girls went to Jupiter's casino that has a 0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:34.839 big night out. Without the children, we. 0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:40.239 Could be an ocean to eleven, so as you do. 0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:42.960 We were all playing on separate machines and two of 0:44:43.040 --> 0:44:46.279 us were together in one, so went off wandering. We 0:44:46.320 --> 0:44:49.040 thought she'd just gone off to play a new machine, 0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:53.359 and about five minutes later we thought Mandy and I 0:44:53.400 --> 0:44:56.319 thought we'd heard our names called over the pa and 0:44:56.360 --> 0:44:59.360 we just ignored it. And so no, that's ridiculous, you 0:44:59.400 --> 0:45:01.040 know why with anybody. 0:45:00.760 --> 0:45:01.960 Calling out for us? 0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:04.960 And then so we kept playing and then we heard 0:45:04.960 --> 0:45:08.120 our names again, so we thought, oh, better go and 0:45:08.200 --> 0:45:12.400 check what's going on. Turned to said girlfriend had fainted 0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:15.120 while she was going to get another drink. She just fainted, 0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:16.680 passed out on the floor. 0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:18.680 As well. 0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:22.880 Someone just face. She's not getting any sympathy on a girls. 0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.120 So they'd taken into the first aid room and they 0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:31.759 were waiting for us to you know, turn up and thinking, oh, well, okay. 0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:34.279 So we had to sit in there for about half 0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:38.160 an hour until I decided that she was okay. And 0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:39.680 that was the end of the big night out. I 0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:42.880 think we were out for an hour an hour. 0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:45.840 This happened within the first hour. How hard did you 0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:47.040 go on in that hour? Though? 0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:48.960 Sorry? 0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:49.560 How well? 0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:51.600 Yeah? How hard had you gone the first hour? 0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:58.600 She had? She hadn't even she'd had one drink. I 0:45:58.600 --> 0:46:00.920 think it was. I think it was the combination of 0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:04.640 the day out with the cute and at. 0:46:03.960 --> 0:46:06.920 This we're not running that first day place. We get it, Okay, 0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:13.840 they'd seen it all before it jup casino, you know, Christine, 0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:14.520 Thank you very much. 0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:17.759 She called Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:21.000 Christian, I think you should have phone in about what 0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:23.560 was left behind after that great story about the lady 0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:25.600 being left behind by a husband at Bunning. So I've 0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:27.839 got a crack of a story. See if I can 0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:30.000 find it for you. How are you going to do 0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:33.000 that when rummer's around your head later on today? K 0:46:33.640 --> 0:46:38.000 a look my frontal lobe. Let's know if you find it. 0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:39.760 And I did the phone in. K oh wait, okay, 0:46:39.800 --> 0:46:43.400 on your command. So next Thursday, this radio show me, 0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:45.560 Chack and Patsy will be live from one of your homes. 0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:49.000 We're also bringing suda Eco to play live. So thanks 0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.080 to Ian s you also get sixty thousand dollars kitchen 0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.120 makeup thanks to Ians, get the e and s sixtieth 0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:59.200 birthday Feeling. Deadline was midlight last night because we do 0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:01.440 need to start me a decision about where we're going 0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:03.439 to be so we can get the old engineer nurse 0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:06.759 to go and stop plugging things in. All right, So 0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:10.120 earlier we heard this one from Angela, which we do like, 0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:11.840 don't you take. 0:47:11.680 --> 0:47:15.399 Me to any dam? Hey, this is what the boys 0:47:15.400 --> 0:47:20.319 are going to play? Got the chandeliers rockster, It's all 0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:24.160 rockster here, Chris, come on, man, bring the crew down. 0:47:25.120 --> 0:47:27.840 Here we go. We just lost our fish recently. You 0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:30.880 know we're still in morning, but I know maybe you 0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:35.399 guys can cheer us up, yes us and say you later. 0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:43.360 So your wigo funky tell bring it here, Chris. We 0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:48.280 love Angelo. Let's go to Kylie Harris, who is chrazed? 0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:49.040 Hello? 0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:52.840 Christian? Are you listening? Hello Christian? 0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:54.320 Are you listen? 0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:56.799 My kitchen is pink? 0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:58.200 Are you listen? 0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:04.960 I can't I you listen? No dishwasher? Please help me 0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:08.919 Christian to say mirror or pseudo Eicho. I'm sure they'll 0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:12.480 love it. I have a double garage with a disco 0:48:12.600 --> 0:48:16.400 in it. Please come pseudo echo and play for me 0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:18.200 and my friends. Bye? 0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:21.440 Was it still a song? At the end, she stops singing. 0:48:21.640 --> 0:48:22.920 She wasn't even committed to it. 0:48:23.120 --> 0:48:27.040 Quick question, who has a double garage? There's a disco 0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:31.560 Tomorrow's phone in? Does anyone have a home disco? Have 0:48:31.640 --> 0:48:34.439 you ever heard of that? A home disco? Anyone who's 0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:37.520 got an actual will you disco that much? You have 0:48:37.560 --> 0:48:39.759 a dedicated my mother. They might have a little yoga 0:48:39.880 --> 0:48:41.800 room or maybe a home gym in the garage, but 0:48:41.840 --> 0:48:44.480 an actual disco. We can just move on into the 0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:47.279 nightclub as the nightway. When people come around, they must 0:48:47.280 --> 0:48:48.920 be nervous that they're going to go. Let's talk of 0:48:49.120 --> 0:48:51.720 moving it to the nightclub. Why could they have anything 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:54.400 buck clenching the awful of a cup of drinks? Hey, 0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:59.000 they can tell the nightclub where's that? Where's that? Uber? 0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:05.080 It's only got myself, all right, that's gonna maybe pete 0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:05.840 Mount Martha. 0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:07.520 It's feature of Mount Martha here. 0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:09.600 Yeah, we'd love to invite you guys and see our 0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:12.000 work out down to day to do the show at 0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:14.080 our place on the beautiful wine pressure. 0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:17.080 Now we've also got a couple of super excited teenagers, 0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:17.960 isn't that right? 0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:18.279 Kate? 0:49:19.239 --> 0:49:19.520 Sure? 0:49:19.760 --> 0:49:22.800 Could you cook up some American brands for the team. 0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:26.319 Sure if you're needing textapalt way down, Brad's your man. 0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:28.960 Sure see super excited. 0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:32.319 As for special skills too, We've got that cabin cake 0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:34.200 and cook up a store in the kitchen. And you 0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:37.080 can also play in the clarinet. Brad would love to 0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:40.960 catch at spider for Patsy. Otherwise he can dismantle computer 0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:42.200 live on radio. 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:45.440 How many great offers there? You had? Me a clarinet? 0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:47.759 I know about you, guys. I'd love a clarinet at 0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:49.600 six am when the show starts. 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:52.600 Huge red flag on the clarinet. My youngest brother learned 0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:55.200 the clarinet and that was the most painful. 0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:57.759 Thing I never heard of clarinet. 0:49:57.239 --> 0:49:59.640 Because anytime you hit a wrong note on a clarinet, 0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:00.960 it goes really high pitched. 0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:09.560 Also, what about that teenager who can dismountle computers? I 0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:11.840 all the gear we need to bring the show like 0:50:11.960 --> 0:50:12.759 to Melbourne. 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:18.040 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast on. 0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:20.640 Today's time Way starting God one o four point three. 0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:26.880 Dinny and us know that this month is national dairy month. 0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:31.920 Oh my, try and get some kind of enthusiasm. Guys, 0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:33.919 Come on, we checked out, have we. 0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:38.839 I've got some uncles who've got dairy farms and lots 0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:39.239 of caps. 0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:46.720 That's what you I'd rather be hanging try, they say, 0:50:49.239 --> 0:50:53.160 Then you'll love this fact. The World Cheese Stretching Championships 0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:55.480 have just crowned then new winner Heavy in France. The 0:50:55.560 --> 0:51:01.040 world's best cheesemakers shelve their skills using a allegon taking 0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:04.440 out the trophy this year stretching to six point one meters. 0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:11.280 Oh stringy, geez, we're looking for your dairy songs. Dairy songs. 0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:17.160 These are the stinking it isn't a nice cheese dairy songs? 0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:19.080 You know what the cows they have to listen to 0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:27.880 in their barns. That's little move is it moves like Jagger? 0:51:28.560 --> 0:51:31.040 Silver's as good as it's gonna get cow? 0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:36.920 Would I know? No, Gold, you've got a friend in me, 0:51:37.400 --> 0:51:39.680 Your got your guts are friend in me. 0:51:39.800 --> 0:51:40.040 Silver. 0:51:40.400 --> 0:51:45.320 I won't greet them your own personal cheesus. Silver plus, 0:51:45.800 --> 0:51:48.920 I bet that you look gooda on the dance floor. 0:51:49.320 --> 0:51:54.600 Thank you and sorry seems to be the hardest cud 0:51:55.840 --> 0:51:58.840 cud is how they get the cheese. The cud you know, sorry, 0:51:58.880 --> 0:52:03.920 seems to be the heart this CRD words. Oh yeah, 0:52:04.239 --> 0:52:06.360 it's soft ending from me, Jackie boy, What have you 0:52:06.400 --> 0:52:07.560 got dairy songs? 0:52:07.920 --> 0:52:13.880 Hey? Hey, we're the milkies. People say we milky around. 0:52:15.920 --> 0:52:17.960 Silver, he's trying generous. 0:52:19.640 --> 0:52:23.800 Everybody girts gold, that's cold. 0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:28.000 Every funny girts that's good. All right, any more dairy songs. 0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:32.640 I'm like a curd Nollie potato. 0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:33.960 Yeah no, that's good. 0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:38.440 Yeah, Silver video you cut the radio star. 0:52:40.040 --> 0:52:42.960 Gold finish, What don't you do? Good? All right? What 0:52:43.000 --> 0:52:46.040 have you got there? We're looking for your dairy songs. Brighter. 0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:49.160 You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. 0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:53.280 We're looking for your dairy songs. Jack Bow Shore Tomorrow, 0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:59.120 Let's do it GOODA vibrations Silver plus hoof Loose, hoof Loose, Gold, 0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:03.359 who let the cows out, Move, Move Move, Silver cut, 0:53:03.719 --> 0:53:09.359 Adrian fetter Man, Hell, Jam fetter Man, Gold Kerry well done. 0:53:10.239 --> 0:53:13.560 Another day in Paradise, Another day in Paradise. 0:53:13.680 --> 0:53:14.200 Gold. 0:53:15.719 --> 0:53:17.440 I was gonna say that's from Phil Collins. I just 0:53:17.440 --> 0:53:22.279 realized that's obviously the artist's name. Phil fly Me to 0:53:22.280 --> 0:53:27.080 the Moon Gold. He made me laugh at him. He 0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:34.400 keep breaking Havati Silver, Jenny under Pressure Silver, working class 0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:37.920 Cow Bronze. You just put cow in there out of 0:53:37.960 --> 0:53:42.040 the name. What about this one, same person Hotel cauliflower 0:53:43.239 --> 0:53:46.960 and they mean coliflower cheese bronze. Don't even give it. 0:53:47.960 --> 0:53:50.040 When I think about you, I milk myself. That's just 0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:55.600 a line for myself. Song Gold from Nancy taking care 0:53:55.640 --> 0:53:58.640 of Brenus, taking care of Breedes. 0:53:58.400 --> 0:53:59.040 Silver. 0:54:01.400 --> 0:54:09.439 Under the Bridge, Gold, Robbie Williams Butterman Gold kind even 0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:13.480 no fetter the devil you know silver fall at your teet. 0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:14.960 Gold. 0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:17.520 That's very good, Mike, well done. I want to break 0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:23.680 freezing Bronze, cheddar the devil you know, similar bronze. What 0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:24.760 did the cow say. 0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:26.680 Say to you? 0:54:26.760 --> 0:54:28.960 Remember that one? Why do we go so big on 0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:32.359 that history will just as badly. 0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:35.360 And as a society. 0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:38.600 I like your milk and milk it silver, Johnny b 0:54:38.680 --> 0:54:41.840 gooda Silver, pass milk me baby one more time. Silver, 0:54:42.160 --> 0:54:46.240 I gooda known better. Gold, got so many cheesy hits, 0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:50.400 Cheddarby Holmes gold, some eleven year old elliot, and it 0:54:50.440 --> 0:54:53.480 won you at school every day. You're consistently good on this. 0:54:53.800 --> 0:54:56.799 What time does school start alliot, baby, you can drive 0:54:56.840 --> 0:55:01.600 my Carbonara silver the weather with moo, Take the weather 0:55:01.680 --> 0:55:05.919 with moo. Silver, don't cream it's over gold all right? 0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:10.520 Who is winning the Robbie Williams ticketsis Adam fly me 0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:11.080 to the Moo? 0:55:11.800 --> 0:55:14.600 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:17.400 David Lee Roth California goes Patsy jack just goes to me. 0:55:17.440 --> 0:55:22.680 We listened to toy Real Beast Boys vibe to it. Yeah, 0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:27.719 you reckon. It's one of those songs and that's when 0:55:27.760 --> 0:55:29.640 you know it's time for the end of the show. 0:55:30.600 --> 0:55:33.399 It's no wonder. Jackie Boy is very, very excited about 0:55:33.440 --> 0:55:35.520 after the day's show. I got an email yesterday. He 0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:37.920 sent an email to the producers of me saying that 0:55:37.920 --> 0:55:43.919 there's a magician coming mate. A magician's trying to pitch 0:55:43.960 --> 0:55:45.319 him to come on the show and do manchic on 0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:48.480 the radio, and then he's just around in the office 0:55:48.480 --> 0:55:53.480 to do magic tricks at nine. Excited there's been He's 0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:55.959 been pushing the sky heavily off air for the last 0:55:55.960 --> 0:55:57.479 hour about magic Mike U's coming. 0:55:57.719 --> 0:56:00.399 I'm very annoyed actually that you have an interviewed go to. 0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:04.799 You haven't really I'm just lying around the corner having 0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:07.080 a sandwich until Magic Man's gone with this pack of 0:56:07.120 --> 0:56:11.880 flipping cards. People they're trying to work, so advertise. Is 0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:14.200 this your car? 0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:16.240 You'll like it, You'll charm. 0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:20.319 You all right tomorrow on the show. Three tips to 0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:25.080 get on air, Jack, I'm joking, little face all right 0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:28.279 tomorrow on the show. After earlier we were debating which 0:56:28.400 --> 0:56:32.680 music instrument sounds worse, the clarinet or the violin, said 0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:35.239 this time on the show, call in and play an 0:56:35.239 --> 0:56:39.640 awful instrument over the phone. I want to hear recorders, violins, 0:56:40.080 --> 0:56:43.279 clarinets the worst. It sounds cool up tomorrow, six to 0:56:43.400 --> 0:56:46.360 nine whenever, whenever suits you. Six or nine. That number 0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:48.840 is an open call for awful instruments. 0:56:48.440 --> 0:56:49.799 So less skill your kids have. 0:56:51.400 --> 0:56:52.120 Ones for the kids. 0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:53.080 Patty is your daughter? 0:56:54.080 --> 0:56:56.720 Can you book her in tomorrow down the phone? 0:56:57.320 --> 0:56:57.959 Yes, I shall. 0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:00.719 The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast