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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You are like the spit out of her mouth.

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Speaker 3: One for the stew one for me. It is Joe's

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Speaker 3: mum here, please in the store. Your soner's rupture is nutsacked.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three.

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Speaker 3: Excuse yeah, thanks you for seeing on the radio. Huh hey, hey,

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Speaker 3: hey radio radio radio. Good morning. It's to Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jackie boy, Hi you guys, I'm good. Good

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Speaker 3: morning Patsy. Now, Patsy seem a message last night saying

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Speaker 3: you need my advice. How can I be of service

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Speaker 3: to you?

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Speaker 4: Patrina Audie has her very first mobile phone.

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Speaker 3: That must be frightening for your freedom. It's she can

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Speaker 3: contact the outside world, indeed the support services.

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Speaker 4: It's a step of trepidation. We didn't want to get

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Speaker 4: it for another twelve month until she was sort of

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Speaker 4: nearly year seven. But there was an incident last week

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Speaker 4: where because of flooding, the buses couldn't get back to

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Speaker 4: their normal stop. So sort of last minute they were

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Speaker 4: re rooted like way over the other side.

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Speaker 5: Of the west.

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Speaker 4: And we knew this like the school sent out a

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Speaker 4: text alert. But she was panicking thinking we didn't know,

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Speaker 4: so she borrowed a girlfriend's phone to ring us. So

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Speaker 4: clever and immature. But then Chris said, you know what

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Speaker 4: I think it's I think we're going to have to

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Speaker 4: get to the point that she needs a phone. I said, yea,

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Speaker 4: all right, but what do I do Christian? What rules

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Speaker 4: do we have to You're.

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Speaker 3: Really heading into it now. That is the phone usage

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Speaker 3: and stuff like that. People have written books on it, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: It is a constant battle at times.

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Speaker 5: Here's an idea. Could you go for one of those

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Speaker 5: old Nokia thirty two tens so she can't go apps? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: she can't go on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: She thought about that. But then what they do, Perats

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Speaker 3: is they go, I'm the only one in the Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you don't want to be to be lonely missing out

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Speaker 3: in parts and her work.

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Speaker 5: Clubs I know, I know, go to the homework.

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Speaker 3: Must get you the most expensive phone I can. Work clubs,

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Speaker 3: we studies and prayer groups. You said, a prayer app.

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Speaker 3: I don't get it now. It's called TikTok? Is it

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Speaker 4: No, Well, she's already we got her just a cheap

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Speaker 4: you know, outright, little folk, it was under one hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: It was like forty nine bucks.

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Speaker 3: A phonus. I mean, who are you calling on that?

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Speaker 3: She's not getting You'll get bot carts and a piece

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Speaker 2: She's eleven.

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Speaker 3: If you need to get hold of an emergency that

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Speaker 3: that phone isn't calling.

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Speaker 6: Is where did you even get something so cheap?

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Speaker 2: Guess where it was on sale?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Is it a toy one though it's real? Is that

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Speaker 3: like wheels on the bottom and.

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Speaker 5: Dumb balls inside it?

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Speaker 2: It's a smart phone and the first thing she smart.

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Speaker 3: All the analogy in an iPhone you don't get at

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Speaker 3: that cheat. They cost so much money.

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Speaker 5: Little fine Apple, Samsung, Google, they all us over one

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Speaker 5: thousand dollars came out.

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Speaker 3: Now she's now going to become that kid in the

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Speaker 3: class and go already, get your phone out. Your mommy

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Speaker 3: got your phone's he take it back?

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Speaker 2: Ruin, He's fine.

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Speaker 3: You ruined her childhood.

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Speaker 3: That's it. We just jumped online to have a look

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Speaker 3: at that little phone you've got, you audio daughter, I'm

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Speaker 3: looking at the spill featuring high definition voice calls. Wait,

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Speaker 3: I can call using my voice speak to another wedn's.

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Speaker 3: It's been available for only fifty bucks high definition voice calls. Wow,

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Speaker 3: what a reason to buy this. She must be the

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Speaker 3: only people in town offering me high definition voice call.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm still using standard deaf calls.

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Speaker 4: When she shows us over twelve months she can be

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Speaker 2: She can maybe get an upgrade.

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Speaker 5: I'm actually shocked.

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Speaker 3: That's actually a good idea.

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Speaker 5: For forty nine bucks, you can get a smartphone.

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Speaker 2: The first thing she did was download the Netflix up.

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Speaker 3: This has apps on it, like eight bits. It's quite

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Speaker 3: good idea, Patsy. But I'm going to bet you. I'll

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Speaker 3: bet you ten bucks. Now within three months, you're stepping

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, she's not getting an iPhone yet. She

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Speaker 2: might get one of my old ones.

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Speaker 3: But see already a crumbling honestly, because you'll have this,

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Speaker 3: and it is true. We didn't have any of this

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Speaker 3: They don't use texts. They think old people use text messages.

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Speaker 3: I don't realize it's this old and boring using text

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Speaker 3: messages And went, wait, you still text people? And they're

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Speaker 3: past with my SMS because it's just easier and it works.

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Speaker 3: And I go, actually, I use what uh it's encrypted?

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Speaker 3: No what you what? You what you do? What you

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Speaker 3: need to have something where you can control what they're

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Speaker 3: having access to. That is the thing. Yeah, it is,

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Speaker 3: for six months, you run your own phone usage, right,

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Speaker 3: and then once a month I'll just I'll just share

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Speaker 3: if you're doing a forty hour week on their phone.

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Speaker 5: Want one day get twelve hours a day?

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Speaker 3: I said, at school? This is on a school day.

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Speaker 3: and what kind of Also, it's just like going on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: You can limit what they can see on YouTube those

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Speaker 3: smart you are, you're going to just why wouldn't you

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Speaker 3: be curious? It's all there and they don't need to

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Speaker 3: see everything that's there, Patsy. So I don't know if

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Speaker 5: It probably can't get on the internet. So you're safe

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Speaker 3: Walks you to the local library to get you the

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Speaker 3: Big reaction to Jack's story about going out for breakfast

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Speaker 3: with a mutual friend of ours. A lovely guy. All right,

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Speaker 3: this guy is a lovely guy called Hugh. But what

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Speaker 3: he did, what you saw was strange.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he at the end of a breakfast, he ordered

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Speaker 5: another coffee and then stuck a stick of chewy in

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Speaker 5: his piccolo. And this is a man who's a motivational speaker,

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Speaker 5: goes into schools, your cable schools, that psycho tune.

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Speaker 3: Now you call him a psycho. Now, yesterday you called

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Speaker 3: saying that he's been hearing from a lot of his friends,

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Speaker 3: So he's now wide people are judging him because you

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Speaker 3: I am now coming around to his side of this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Patsy, you might want to put this in the news

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Speaker 3: calling him a psycho. Let's go back to Hugh and

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Speaker 8: And just as a side note, mate, I just would

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Speaker 8: had chewing gum whilst drinking coffee. I haven't had chewing

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Speaker 8: because you can only really have chew when you're playing sport.

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Speaker 8: It makes you look really confident. It's a false sense

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Speaker 8: especially when you're having coffee or someone. I didn't even

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Speaker 3: Iways doing that.

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Speaker 8: Maybe there was a piece of chicken on my plate

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Speaker 8: for chewy. I never ever had chewy.

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Speaker 3: No, I know what I saw, Christian Patsy, let me

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Speaker 3: just go, Patsy, what do you think here? And that?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think that you maybe Jack?

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Speaker 5: No plates were clear. There's no way it was a

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Speaker 3: A I believe. I believe that man a motivational speaker.

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Speaker 3: He's he's strong on his story.

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Speaker 5: I was fixated on what I saw before.

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Speaker 3: What did he order? Did he have like some chicken

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Speaker 3: or some scrambled eggs?

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Speaker 5: I can't even remember, But but his story he even

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Speaker 5: remembers when he last had it twenty fIF And he's

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Speaker 3: Having chewing gum when you're just walking around you.

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Speaker 5: Look what you know when people are telling a lie

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Speaker 5: and they go into too much detail. Don't you think

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Speaker 5: a story about twenty fifteen and the cricket team is

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Speaker 5: too much detail.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming back round to Jack your.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I am going for probably my favorite Billy Joel song,

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Speaker 2: It's just such a great I love this song.

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Speaker 3: You familiar with this?

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Speaker 3: Isn't it one eighty two?

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Speaker 2: It's a masterpiece.

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Speaker 5: I think you played it on the show once. I

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Speaker 2: The Bottle of Wadge story the bottle and.

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Speaker 2: Foods wines. Food, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: You can a food We won't have any challenges from me.

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Speaker 2: No, Jack, you just don't get it.

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Speaker 5: I got a very fast song. I think this one's

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Speaker 3: Millions of press for me, millions of gas beaches for

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Speaker 5: It was my first parental guidance sticker on a CD.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember all that? It was like a really

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Speaker 3: I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Canuts. Oh no you're not,

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Speaker 3: but yeah by Danny k. Your name has being Crosby's

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Speaker 3: Yesterday we were a drama thing. I'm gonna watch my

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Speaker 3: We need sugar, You need sugar.

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Speaker 11: I know it's not very good, but a little bit,

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Speaker 12: Why daddy, you don't make me right?

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Speaker 3: There stays me? Why sing and roll her bones? Drive

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Speaker 3: back over the Westgate. Danny k nineteen fifty one banger.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, coming in on text red red Wine, You

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Speaker 3: be forty Cake by the Ocean June. This is a

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Speaker 9: Eggs, have some marching and have smart.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: This is a great chick I love. We now number

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go to aerol this morning.

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Speaker 13: Good morning, Errol, Morning, Christian, Morning party, morning, Jack, er what.

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Speaker 3: Song do you reckon? We need to play this morning?

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Speaker 14: I've got recrost at Tiffany's.

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Speaker 15: But for the life of me, I can't think of

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Speaker 3: That's it. You shut it up. I'll shout at home, Errol.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna meet together, buddy every morning. Riding out there, Errol,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 16: How are we I'm.

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Speaker 3: Good, Daniel. What are you fancy this morning? Then?

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Speaker 17: Well, you know when that moon hits your eye like

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Speaker 3: aren't they? Seeds shine like you've had too much wine.

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Speaker 3: That's small Gray one. Daniel.

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Speaker 3: we've ever done. Great idea, Jack, Let's go to Paul here.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Paula. Yeah, I'm here, Paul. What are you

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Speaker 15: The Banana Boat song I Think by Harry Bellafonto.

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Speaker 3: It is by Harry Hey, mister Dali? Why the old here?

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Speaker 3: Three? W play music? Thank god? Neil Mitchell's idea of

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Gordon, good morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm good Gordon, have you're well? And what song have

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Speaker 14: The B fifty choose rock Lobster, thet other songs?

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Speaker 3: So stumbled on air there? Paul? Yes? What is it?

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Speaker 14: Breakfast in America by Super Tramp?

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Speaker 3: lovely bunch of coconuts? Paul, Thank you very much. That's

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, great one to play it Christmas. Who's gonna

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Speaker 12: You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Catting no time to keeps his car close

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Speaker 15: Good morning, one of the greatest American pie doma claim.

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Speaker 20: Yes bye.

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Speaker 9: American Pido Machevy do the levy, but the levee was

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Speaker 5: Talk about six minutes songs.

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Speaker 3: So it's like an opera, isn't it. It's not the

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Speaker 3: Keep this coming.

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Speaker 7: You're listening to the Christian O'carls show.

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Speaker 3: Podcast every Thursday between having an eight we let you

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Speaker 3: Have you seen Scottish people heavy on the grease and

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Speaker 3: Rockster?

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Speaker 3: Rockstar, Chris, you get the shandelier. I love Angelo. My

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Speaker 3: wife is an OREGONI expert and can make anything you request.

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Speaker 3: Stop it, sir, you have me creak star coffee. The Origami. Brian,

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Speaker 3: you and su Echo. What do you want a pseudo

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Speaker 3: OREGONI set that you and the boys Christian We have

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Speaker 3: them in seeing live gig in a long time. Please

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Speaker 3: bring the gig to us. We have bottoms and loud noises.

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Speaker 3: Scare them the Echo start playing. Hopefully that will help.

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Speaker 3: We really like Angelo. Now let's go to kee le down. Sarah,

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Speaker 3: my eight and.

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Speaker 2: Ten year old, would love to make.

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Speaker 3: You some Sarah's got a beautiful voice. It's all those

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Speaker 3: It's a lovely voice. It's friendly. You know you want

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Speaker 3: a friend like Sarah. She reminds me of Patsy, you

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Speaker 3: know where they get very passionate, they get the other.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, no, no, it's a lovely thing. IM sorry.

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Speaker 3: If it's so compliments, it goes up a bit.

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Speaker 20: My eight and ten year old would love to make

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Speaker 20: you some popcorn and soft served ice cream. We can

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Speaker 20: sit and have a coffee in this gorgeous nineteen eighties

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Speaker 20: kitchen batchat detail. We'll whip out the special cups on

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Speaker 20: the day. Now, Pseudo Echo.

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Speaker 24: Can perform in my makeshift butler's pantry, or, as my

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Speaker 24: in laws used to call it, the form olngine. Over

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Speaker 24: this way, we can sit on some gorgeous counters massage

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Speaker 24: chair in clu and whip ourselves up some mimosas at

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Speaker 24: the bar. And if the inside isn't good enough for you,

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Speaker 24: then we can sit outside in the concrete jungle.

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Speaker 8: Come on the.

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Speaker 3: Kitchen like a clonal show up there, fool. That is great.

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Speaker 3: I love that, Sarah Keetle downs. Thank you very very much, Christian.

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Speaker 3: I've told the kids they can have the day of school.

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Speaker 3: You don't do that. The show finishes at night of school.

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Speaker 3: If you want to be breakfast, we'll get uber bother

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Speaker 3: to make us like some.

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Speaker 5: Tooas Did they say they have a soft served machine

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Speaker 5: at their house?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, let's go to live here.

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Speaker 6: Allo Christian.

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Speaker 7: It's quickly filming for your kitchen.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry this one. I didn't say that some comedy.

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Speaker 3: Now they've done a sketch. Oh yeah, play it guys.

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Speaker 6: Allo Christian, it's quickly filming for your kitchen.

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Speaker 13: We've got to be quiet and we don't want to disturb.

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Speaker 3: The cook so as we skin around.

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Speaker 23: I was going to say that my wife saying that

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Speaker 23: the kitchen is too old, that space, the appliances are

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Speaker 23: old and falling apart.

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Speaker 5: Personally, I think it's fine, but that's the way it

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Speaker 5: is anyway.

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Speaker 3: Thank you comedies. Here guys, we need to stop.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I think we're done. We caught, We're done.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, We're finished.

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Speaker 5: Witch Project.

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Speaker 3: Loads of more entries to play out. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So the deadline was midnight last night for your entries

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Speaker 3: to invite us into your home next Thursday. The entire

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Speaker 3: Breakfast Show six to nine Me, Jack and Patsy round

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Speaker 3: at yours, Pseudo Echo special guests playing live at yours.

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Speaker 3: This can be amazing and she gets sixty thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: amazing kitchen makeover from the Briston town at this I

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Speaker 3: haven't told you about this. I had to get a

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Speaker 3: toilet from my mother in law of Robinie in this

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Speaker 3: last week, and my mother was a very frugal lady.

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Speaker 3: So I have to actually ask Rob for the cheapest toilet.

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Speaker 3: What is the cheapest woman you've got? You barely have suspended.

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Speaker 3: She's moving into a little apartment. She's just downscanning right,

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Speaker 3: and so she needs to cut a bit. So she

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Speaker 3: needed a toilet.

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Speaker 5: And why woul didn't he come with a toilet already.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, the landlord take somewhere out there,

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Speaker 3: take the toilet with them. I don't know, but I

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Speaker 3: think she destroyed the old one, as we call it.

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Speaker 3: When she comes on her, we call her the porcelain punisher.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, well, Robert, I'm sure that.

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Speaker 3: Man knows his way around to you. Men's all right.

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Speaker 3: So the deadline was last night, but we didn't realize

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Speaker 3: just what a last minute surge there would be of

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Speaker 3: people trying to do this. Okay, last night, one hundred

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Speaker 3: and twenty seven thousand people. I'm underdoing it. The action number,

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Speaker 3: you wouldn't believe is ten times. That actually one point

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Speaker 3: five million our nerves times, but one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 3: seven thousand people They try to upload the video, and

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Speaker 3: so a lot of you are saying, look, we've run

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Speaker 3: out of time. We really want you to come to

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Speaker 3: our homes. I even got this very distressed message today

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Speaker 3: from awesome name Philamina Eardly, What a great name, Filimina.

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Speaker 3: Oh MG, Christian, please disregard the sad, sucky video I

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Speaker 3: sent in desperation last night. My mobile heard stuff the

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Speaker 3: sound I had to send the video to my daughter,

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Speaker 3: or she put it in the tittok app on her

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Speaker 3: phone so I could record onto it. I feel totally

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Speaker 3: embarrassed after hearing what you've playing out this week. The

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Speaker 3: standard kill me now. When I first looked online to

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Speaker 3: put an application, I read the sixty second time, and

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Speaker 3: I was so nervous to stay with it. In the time,

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Speaker 3: I sounded like a moron. I'm gon't know who have

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Speaker 3: to borrow a phone after work and do a take too.

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Speaker 3: I hope it will be allowed late. Have a great

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Speaker 3: rest of the They pass on my love to Jack

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Speaker 3: and Patsy fellow me in an early lovely message there.

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Speaker 3: So this is what we're gonna do now. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: open up the lines for five minutes and five minutes only.

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Speaker 3: Then that's it. No more applications, Live Tour. Don't need

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Speaker 3: to worry about filming something, editing it, uploading our ear

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Speaker 3: the phrase uploading, probably half the audience went, nah, he's

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Speaker 3: lost me. Can't we just do secret sound? Why can't

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Speaker 3: you do all the other shows and just do secret sound?

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Speaker 3: I just want to be lucky. Why upload? What's he

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Speaker 3: talking about? Upload? I'm not e a mask? Upload? What

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Speaker 3: call us up now? The old fashioned way on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Give us a live tour, doesn't even matter if you're

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Speaker 3: not in your home. You know what your home looks like,

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Speaker 3: walk us round it.

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Speaker 7: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, time now for the live tours. The deadline

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Speaker 3: it is now okay, was actually midnight. So this is

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Speaker 3: the last time we're going to let you invites us

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Speaker 3: around your home, because actually we do need to pick

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Speaker 3: a home to come to next Thursday with Pseudo Echo,

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Speaker 3: and you also win a sixty thousand dollars kitchen makeover.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go to stew first of all, Good

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Speaker 3: morning stew.

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Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 18: Our house will blow you away. I'll walk up the driveway.

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Speaker 18: The house looks like the Faulty Towers Hotel. In through

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Speaker 18: the double doors, turn left through the foyer into the

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Speaker 18: beautiful timber bar area, open fireplace, pseudo Echo in the corner,

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Speaker 18: just imagine it. Come back through the foyer, go the

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Speaker 18: other way through the shandelt little Lund rooms.

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Speaker 12: Into the kitchen, which sounds handcraft.

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Speaker 3: It is listening to an audio version of Grand Designs

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Speaker 3: the fireplace.

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Speaker 12: It's funny you soda because the house was actually in

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Speaker 12: home Beautiful magazine in nineteen eighty nine and it hasn't

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Speaker 12: been touched since. The hardwood timber cabinet thry through the kitchen.

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Speaker 12: We've got lead light glass windows for our overhead cabinets.

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Speaker 12: They are amazing, but God, it needs it up. It's frightening.

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Speaker 12: So we would love to have.

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Speaker 14: A new idea.

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Speaker 3: Steet, you make a great case. Thank you very very much. Right,

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Speaker 3: it's Stewie. There's yours. Go to Samantha. Now, Good morning, Samantha.

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Speaker 22: Good morning, Christian. How are you today?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Samantha. Your time starts now, walk around your home, Samantha.

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Speaker 22: All right. So I'm in the beautiful sunroom, which we extended,

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Speaker 22: and I have a beautiful witch who looked after me.

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Speaker 22: I have the Lucky Elephant and buddhas all around my house.

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Speaker 22: I've also got a pet magpie which will come and

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Speaker 22: visit us once. Cio Echo is playing in the background.

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Speaker 3: Stuf, which is and what are you the crow lady

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Speaker 3: of the street?

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Speaker 22: I am, I'm the crow lady listening. Our cat, poor Felix,

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Speaker 22: passed away, and the grass and the garden is there,

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Speaker 22: and now the magpies come to visit, and I give

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Speaker 22: it cheese and look listen. I live with my beautiful mum,

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Speaker 22: Barbara Webber, and she's gorgeous. But she's asleep now, so

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Speaker 22: I can't introduce you to her, but you should.

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Speaker 3: Think she's asleep now this time next Thursday, we'll be

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Speaker 3: doing the show, making quite a lot of noise in

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Speaker 3: a live band. What's old Crab's going to make her that?

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Speaker 22: We're going to wake her up with pudo echo. I

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Speaker 22: want you to play it loud?

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Speaker 3: Okay, how old is paps?

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Speaker 19: Bobby Patch?

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Speaker 22: Hello? Patch? Listen she is? She's seventy five.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm not seventy five?

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Speaker 5: Is not what you're in.

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Speaker 22: You sound like you're thirty five.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, I'll.

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Speaker 3: Take that, sister. They look after it. This is lovely.

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Speaker 3: I love this anyway.

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Speaker 22: I'm Christian. We've all. I've got a beautiful pool and

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Speaker 22: I'm cleaning it as we speak. I'm putting the Dolphin

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Speaker 22: in shortly Dolphin. Yeah, it's like a creepy Crawley, but

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Speaker 22: it's called.

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Speaker 7: The Dolphins, all right, gotcha?

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Speaker 3: All right, Samantha. Lovely to meet, and thank you very

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Speaker 3: much for inviting us around next week with you and

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Speaker 3: your mum Babs.

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Speaker 22: Hopefully hopefully and common. I want to hear pseudo echo loud.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, okay, let's squeeze in Louise. Good morning, Louise,

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Speaker 3: Good morning Christian and teeth, Good morning Luisa. Sixty second starts.

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Speaker 3: Now walk us around your home.

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Speaker 16: Welcome to a renovators delight, decorated originally by Franco Cottoul

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Speaker 16: and Steroids. Coming in through our main entryway to your right,

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Speaker 16: you'll see a lovely flocked wallpaper in the lounge. If

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Speaker 16: you stare at it just right, I'm sure you see

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Speaker 16: the face of Jesus.

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Speaker 22: Then you're walking to the main.

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Speaker 16: Kitchen on the left. Oh, so many features.

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Speaker 22: Where to start?

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Speaker 16: Beaten copper rain hood. Parts of it are missing, so

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Speaker 16: you're cooking and you're.

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Speaker 22: Like, ah, what's that?

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Speaker 19: It's oil.

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Speaker 16: My husband and son, my husband John, my son Owen

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Speaker 16: who's nine, aren't really prepared for this. However, you know

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Speaker 16: they'd be delighted to have you come around and check

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Speaker 16: out our fluorescent yellow benches, also nicely accompanied with the

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Speaker 16: lovely wood paneling sorry wood laminate paneling brown brown, as

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Speaker 16: is the color of the demo. The general seventy five.

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Speaker 3: That I get why you need to get rid of

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Speaker 3: the kitchen taus, Why you're going to be the last

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Speaker 3: person we ever speak to now because I'm closing the

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Speaker 3: lines I should ever Yes, it's the end of my

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Speaker 3: radio career. This is my legacy doing this show. Why

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Speaker 3: should it be you, Louise? Why should we pick you today?

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Speaker 16: We are working often all the time. We have tried

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Speaker 16: to start renovations, and we start a little bit and

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Speaker 16: then it's peace by peace. I feel like I'm gonna,

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Speaker 16: you know, tip, going and working and working my whole

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Speaker 16: life and never getting a kitchen that doesn't drip on

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Speaker 16: me leak, have a tap that needs to be held

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Speaker 16: shut by a stack of bricks and some projectiles and

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Speaker 16: a wooden shopping board. Like seriously, it takes a lot

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Speaker 16: for me to hold my swearing in but every day

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Speaker 16: and live well.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Thank you very much. All right, Luisa

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Speaker 3: made a strong case. Well done. Thank you very much

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Speaker 3: for inviting us.

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Speaker 7: Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Just made my South Jack and rear a nice hot

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Speaker 3: chocolate to have while we enjoy that, just three guys

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Speaker 3: having a chat standing out the nice sunny day, having

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Speaker 3: a hot chocolate. How about you, guys? What are you

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Speaker 3: enjoying having a coffee? Maybe do that. We haven't had

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Speaker 3: a nice hot chocolate. That's why we're the bad boys

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Speaker 3: of breakfast radio. We are so dangerous. It's like the

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Speaker 3: rat pack in here in the morning. It's catching on

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Speaker 3: with a friend of mine. Yesterday his door to the

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Speaker 3: same age as mine. So year twelve. He also had

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Speaker 3: the dinner on Tuesday night. Very different scene to mine.

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Speaker 3: So let me just subscribe what happened to him. This

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Speaker 3: is unbelievable. They're having the dinner, the valedictorian dinner. Whish.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what is a valedictorian. By the way,

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Speaker 3: what does it stand for?

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Speaker 5: It feels American to me. Is another type of graduation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're having that anyway, the valedatorian dinner. And it's

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Speaker 3: in a some kind of ballroom. So we're at a hotel,

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Speaker 3: one of those big function rooms, and the principal is speaking,

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Speaker 3: and everyone's all around the sides of the dance floor.

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Speaker 3: Mid speech, right, crack a great big ceiling panel and

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Speaker 3: I'm talking, like he said, a couple of meters by

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Speaker 3: a couple of meters just just falls drops suddenly and

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Speaker 3: violently onto the middle of the empty dance. Well, luckily

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Speaker 3: on top of it, it's a terrified looking possum. It's

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Speaker 3: like this, people are like this. The possum, obviously terrified,

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Speaker 3: starts running a mock. My friend described and he described

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Speaker 3: the scene next as a kind of Mexican wave of

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Speaker 3: screaming as the possum ran amongst women's legs and dresses

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Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and the screens were spreading across

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Speaker 3: the room left to right as men try to sort

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Speaker 3: of get hold of the possum and catch it. Why

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Speaker 3: an amazing moment, right, I mean, there's probably schools listening

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Speaker 3: right now worried about a dull speech. Drop a possum

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Speaker 3: from the ceiling. Suddenly you've got a talking moment there.

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Speaker 3: That's a great And the next stand up show I'm

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Speaker 3: going to plan.

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Speaker 5: That there's a mic drop, but then there's a toss

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Speaker 5: and top one level above.

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Speaker 3: So with this, I want to know this more. And

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Speaker 3: then your story is, well, unwelcome animal visitors. When you

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Speaker 3: were in a situation at that and you realize there's

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Speaker 3: an animal, there's an unwelcome visitor, and then also what

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Speaker 3: did he do to try and get rid of it?

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Speaker 3: Soone caught it by the way, took it outside and

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Speaker 3: it was like a nice hotel. I think it was

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Speaker 3: like the heart. I don't know where it was, but

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Speaker 3: like a nicer do just put it out on the

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Speaker 3: street like I was going to get a taxi home

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Speaker 3: or something like that.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So we're looking for your stories about unwelcome animal visitors.

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Speaker 7: Rod, Good morning, morning time.

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Speaker 17: Here are you going.

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Speaker 3: We're good Rod? What was the unwanted animal visitor?

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Speaker 17: Enhantsman?

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Speaker 3: All right, what happened?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 17: Well, I got up in the morning, put my pants on,

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Speaker 17: went into the toilet. I was standing at the toilet

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Speaker 17: and I felt something on the inner thigh of my

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Speaker 17: leg inside the pants. Thought, don't feel right, called pair

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Speaker 17: to the floor. There's a huntsman there.

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Speaker 3: Are we talking top of the inner thigh? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, too close for comfort?

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Speaker 17: Y Yeah, so I've just flicked it onto the floor and.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's your excuse here when your wife came in, Ron,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much. You cool. Let's go to Maria now,

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Speaker 3: Good morning Maria.

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Speaker 15: Hi guys. I've also got a puss and story about

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Speaker 15: five point thirty one morning, my husband and I got

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Speaker 15: working up by a noise in our kitchen, and he

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Speaker 15: pretended to be asleep. So I went to see what

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Speaker 15: it was.

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Speaker 3: That's a guy moved, that isn't it pretend to be asleep, And.

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Speaker 15: It was a massive fresh tail possum sitting on top

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Speaker 15: of their fridge. Oh gos closed all the doors, opened

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Speaker 15: up the front door, got an apple and tried to

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Speaker 15: get it off the fridge, and it started following the apple.

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Speaker 3: Everyone loves a fresh apple, don't You can lead me

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Speaker 3: astray quite easily in the back of the car where

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Speaker 3: you offer a fresh apple.

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Speaker 15: But just as I got to the front door, my

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Speaker 15: husband came out to see if I needed any help.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, he turns late to the party, it.

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Speaker 15: Went solistic and Christian. Your story made me absolutely laugh,

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Speaker 15: because when possum are scared, they will wait and pooh everywhere.

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Speaker 3: And I forgot to mention that one mate said there

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Speaker 3: was a horrible smell right, and they were trying to

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Speaker 3: work out which teacher was going to have to clear

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Speaker 3: it up at this Valedictorian dinner. So as it's in

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Speaker 3: your house, it's now like possum pee and pooh everywhere.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, and what did it?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 15: Wedged itself up behind the back of their Canara heater

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Speaker 15: in the walls, and for a professional possum's guy to

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Speaker 15: come and get it out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a nightmare. You must have been

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Speaker 3: filthy with your husband as well, because you almost had

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Speaker 3: it out the door like a like a bouncer getting

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Speaker 3: it out.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, but now he scared it and it just went nuts.

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Speaker 3: Maria, thank you very much. She cool. Love that have

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Speaker 3: a great day. Thanks for going the show your story, Matt,

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 11: Good day, Legend.

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Speaker 3: How are we, Matte and Matt. What's your story about

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Speaker 3: an unwelcome animal visitor? Ah?

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Speaker 11: Well, going back when I was a kid, it was

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Speaker 11: about two in the morning, we all got woken up

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Speaker 11: the family to this really high pitched screeching in the

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Speaker 11: living room. So we're wondering what Plus, we all went

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Speaker 11: into the living room and Dad's it was coming from

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Speaker 11: the chimney, and Dad's trying to figure out what's going on.

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Speaker 11: And so he's put his head in there and he's

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Speaker 11: figuring it out, and he's like, oh, I think I

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Speaker 11: can see a bird flapping around. He's like, how do

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Speaker 11: we get it out? So he's like, do I light

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Speaker 11: a fire? I'm like, don't do that, and he's like, well,

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Speaker 11: it's going to stink out the house if it dies

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Speaker 11: in there. So all of a sudden, don't you took

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Speaker 11: about two minutes. It wasn't a bird that came flying out.

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Speaker 11: This giant that came flying out of the fireplace.

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Speaker 3: Quick when they start darting around, that's so.

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Speaker 7: Quick, man, it was.

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Speaker 11: It was quite ch It woke us up, that's for sure.

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Speaker 11: So this that's flying through the living room knocking into windows,

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Speaker 11: well yeah it was. It was ridiculous, but managed to

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Speaker 11: subdue the bat. I don't know how that did it, but.

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Speaker 5: Everybody calm.

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Speaker 3: It's a very exciting episode.

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Speaker 11: What's up is now known as the bat wid Brow.

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Speaker 11: It was quite an interesting experience. I at school the

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Speaker 11: next morning, and that was quite a good tale to tell.

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Speaker 11: No one believes me, but I can tell you it

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Speaker 11: was true from the amount of proved that I was

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Speaker 11: covered in.

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Speaker 16: That was.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. So that was interesting. But man, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 11: I love animals, but they are not pretty animals up front.

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Speaker 11: It was it looked like the spawn of Satan.

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Speaker 3: It was, yeah, thank you, I tell you what. When

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Speaker 3: Sadavid Abragh Bunny leaves this planet. I think we've got

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Speaker 3: his replacement, but just be awful if you ever come

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Speaker 3: across a bat on there.

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Speaker 13: Or not.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's not.

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Speaker 3: Matt. Thank you very much. You're a great story mate.

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Speaker 11: Cheers right, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Take care, guys on a brager Not you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Coming up next on the show. Then why were they

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Speaker 3: calling your name out over the PA. We're looking for

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Speaker 3: your stories, Christian. It was me actually work in the

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Speaker 3: PA system at the Bunnings once an A woman asked

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Speaker 3: me to page her husband and she'd lost him in

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Speaker 3: the Bunnings. Several called outs, no son and her husband.

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Speaker 3: She then asked if I could if she could use

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Speaker 3: my phone. She left her my but at home. He

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Speaker 3: picks up. I hear her going where are you? He replies,

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Speaker 3: I'm at home, and then hear her go, well, you've

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Speaker 3: left me at Bunnings. Nikki Dingley, that's a great story,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Christian. My husband was called out

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Speaker 3: over the PA at our local leisure center when I

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Speaker 3: went into labor with our second child. I was at home.

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Speaker 3: He was out playing five a side soccer and he'd

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Speaker 3: forgot on his phone. He said it was an accident.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure we did it on purpose, So the only

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Speaker 3: option was the PA system. Christian, my husband Shavers started

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Speaker 3: to vibrate in our suitcase while it was being stowed

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Speaker 3: away in the airplane. He was paige while we were

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Speaker 3: sat on the plane. He had to go and open

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Speaker 3: up the suitcase on the tarmac with the police officials.

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Speaker 3: That's from Mary nine four one four one four to

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Speaker 3: three this morning. Then why were they calling your name

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Speaker 3: out on the PA? Who we got here? Damium yoday?

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Speaker 3: How are we all? Yeah, we're good, mate? And why

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Speaker 3: were they calling you out on the PA?

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Speaker 13: At school? I decided it was a great idea of

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Speaker 13: man a couple of mics. We took off and sort

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Speaker 13: of did a bit of wagging, and I forgot I

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Speaker 13: had a appointment with my mother and teacher and vice principal,

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Speaker 13: so it wasn't quite popular forty five minutes with my

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Speaker 13: mother sitting at the principal's office. By the time I got.

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Speaker 3: There, he must have been very popular, mate.

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Speaker 13: Oh, mom thought it was a great jake when we

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Speaker 13: got home, but certainly not at the time.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Tracy Good morning, Hey.

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Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 10: How are you going.

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Speaker 3: I'm going, Tracy, Welcome to the show. So why were

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Speaker 3: they calling out your name?

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Speaker 10: So, my little dude was about two and a half.

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Speaker 10: We were at the local Big w and he went

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Speaker 10: left and I went right and I lost him. So

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Speaker 10: he went to the service counter and he said to

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Speaker 10: the lady, I've lost my mum, and she called out

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Speaker 10: Tracy and then my last name. So anyone knew me

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Speaker 10: heard that he was lost and told everyone that my

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Speaker 10: son was at the service counter. And then in the

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Speaker 10: background I could hear him saying, she's got blonde hair,

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Speaker 10: she's got blue white, and she's fat.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what for two year old bloody? How

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Speaker 3: you like that too?

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Speaker 10: I know I was happy that he knew my name,

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Speaker 10: but it was a junior roastmaster.

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Speaker 3: Yes that is.

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Speaker 10: He has not changed, sit know any differences.

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Speaker 3: All right, Tracy, thank you very much. Life that's true, true, Tracy,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much. You could well have a good day,

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Speaker 3: have fun, babe, Christine, Good.

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Speaker 22: Morning, morning, morning.

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Speaker 13: How are you all.

874
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Speaker 3: We're good, Christine. So why were they calling out your name?

875
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Speaker 19: A few years ago, a few friends, our couple of

876
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Speaker 19: friends and I went up to Queensland, took kids up

877
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 19: for a holiday. We've got a babysitter one night and

878
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 19: the three girls went to Jupiter's casino that has a

879
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 19: big night out. Without the children, we.

880
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 3: Could be an ocean to eleven, so as you do.

881
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 19: We were all playing on separate machines and two of

882
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 19: us were together in one, so went off wandering. We

883
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 19: thought she'd just gone off to play a new machine,

884
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 19: and about five minutes later we thought Mandy and I

885
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 19: thought we'd heard our names called over the pa and

886
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 19: we just ignored it. And so no, that's ridiculous, you

887
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 19: know why with anybody.

888
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 22: Calling out for us?

889
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 19: And then so we kept playing and then we heard

890
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 19: our names again, so we thought, oh, better go and

891
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 19: check what's going on. Turned to said girlfriend had fainted

892
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 19: while she was going to get another drink. She just fainted,

893
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 19: passed out on the floor.

894
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 3: As well.

895
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 5: Someone just face. She's not getting any sympathy on a girls.

896
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 19: So they'd taken into the first aid room and they

897
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 19: were waiting for us to you know, turn up and thinking, oh, well, okay.

898
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 19: So we had to sit in there for about half

899
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Speaker 19: an hour until I decided that she was okay. And

900
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Speaker 19: that was the end of the big night out. I

901
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 19: think we were out for an hour an hour.

902
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 3: This happened within the first hour. How hard did you

903
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 3: go on in that hour? Though?

904
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 19: Sorry?

905
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 16: How well?

906
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah? How hard had you gone the first hour?

907
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 19: She had? She hadn't even she'd had one drink. I

908
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 19: think it was. I think it was the combination of

909
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 19: the day out with the cute and at.

910
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: This we're not running that first day place. We get it, Okay,

911
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 3: they'd seen it all before it jup casino, you know, Christine,

912
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

913
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 7: She called Christian Connell's show podcast.

914
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: Christian, I think you should have phone in about what

915
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 3: was left behind after that great story about the lady

916
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 3: being left behind by a husband at Bunning. So I've

917
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 3: got a crack of a story. See if I can

918
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: find it for you. How are you going to do

919
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: that when rummer's around your head later on today? K

920
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 3: a look my frontal lobe. Let's know if you find it.

921
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 3: And I did the phone in. K oh wait, okay,

922
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 3: on your command. So next Thursday, this radio show me,

923
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 3: Chack and Patsy will be live from one of your homes.

924
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 3: We're also bringing suda Eco to play live. So thanks

925
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: to Ian s you also get sixty thousand dollars kitchen

926
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Speaker 3: makeup thanks to Ians, get the e and s sixtieth

927
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 3: birthday Feeling. Deadline was midlight last night because we do

928
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 3: need to start me a decision about where we're going

929
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 3: to be so we can get the old engineer nurse

930
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Speaker 3: to go and stop plugging things in. All right, So

931
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 3: earlier we heard this one from Angela, which we do like,

932
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 3: don't you take.

933
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 23: Me to any dam? Hey, this is what the boys

934
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 23: are going to play? Got the chandeliers rockster, It's all

935
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 23: rockster here, Chris, come on, man, bring the crew down.

936
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 9: Here we go. We just lost our fish recently. You

937
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 9: know we're still in morning, but I know maybe you

938
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 9: guys can cheer us up, yes us and say you later.

939
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 3: So your wigo funky tell bring it here, Chris. We

940
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 3: love Angelo. Let's go to Kylie Harris, who is chrazed?

941
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Speaker 7: Hello?

942
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 25: Christian? Are you listening? Hello Christian?

943
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 2: Are you listen?

944
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 25: My kitchen is pink?

945
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 7: Are you listen?

946
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 25: I can't I you listen? No dishwasher? Please help me

947
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 25: Christian to say mirror or pseudo Eicho. I'm sure they'll

948
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 25: love it. I have a double garage with a disco

949
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 25: in it. Please come pseudo echo and play for me

950
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 25: and my friends. Bye?

951
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 5: Was it still a song? At the end, she stops singing.

952
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 5: She wasn't even committed to it.

953
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: Quick question, who has a double garage? There's a disco

954
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's phone in? Does anyone have a home disco? Have

955
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 3: you ever heard of that? A home disco? Anyone who's

956
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 3: got an actual will you disco that much? You have

957
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 3: a dedicated my mother. They might have a little yoga

958
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 3: room or maybe a home gym in the garage, but

959
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 3: an actual disco. We can just move on into the

960
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 3: nightclub as the nightway. When people come around, they must

961
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 3: be nervous that they're going to go. Let's talk of

962
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 3: moving it to the nightclub. Why could they have anything

963
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 3: buck clenching the awful of a cup of drinks? Hey,

964
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 3: they can tell the nightclub where's that? Where's that? Uber?

965
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: It's only got myself, all right, that's gonna maybe pete

966
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 3: Mount Martha.

967
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 5: It's feature of Mount Martha here.

968
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 26: Yeah, we'd love to invite you guys and see our

969
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 26: work out down to day to do the show at

970
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 26: our place on the beautiful wine pressure.

971
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 3: Now we've also got a couple of super excited teenagers,

972
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: isn't that right?

973
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 10: Kate?

974
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 18: Sure?

975
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 3: Could you cook up some American brands for the team.

976
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 26: Sure if you're needing textapalt way down, Brad's your man.

977
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 7: Sure see super excited.

978
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 26: As for special skills too, We've got that cabin cake

979
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 26: and cook up a store in the kitchen. And you

980
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 26: can also play in the clarinet. Brad would love to

981
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 26: catch at spider for Patsy. Otherwise he can dismantle computer

982
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 26: live on radio.

983
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 3: How many great offers there? You had? Me a clarinet?

984
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 3: I know about you, guys. I'd love a clarinet at

985
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 3: six am when the show starts.

986
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 5: Huge red flag on the clarinet. My youngest brother learned

987
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 5: the clarinet and that was the most painful.

988
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 3: Thing I never heard of clarinet.

989
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 5: Because anytime you hit a wrong note on a clarinet,

990
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 5: it goes really high pitched.

991
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: Also, what about that teenager who can dismountle computers? I

992
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 3: all the gear we need to bring the show like

993
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 3: to Melbourne.

994
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast on.

995
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: Today's time Way starting God one o four point three.

996
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 3: Dinny and us know that this month is national dairy month.

997
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 3: Oh my, try and get some kind of enthusiasm. Guys,

998
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 3: Come on, we checked out, have we.

999
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 4: I've got some uncles who've got dairy farms and lots

1000
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 4: of caps.

1001
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:46,720
Speaker 3: That's what you I'd rather be hanging try, they say,

1002
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 3: Then you'll love this fact. The World Cheese Stretching Championships

1003
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 3: have just crowned then new winner Heavy in France. The

1004
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 3: world's best cheesemakers shelve their skills using a allegon taking

1005
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 3: out the trophy this year stretching to six point one meters.

1006
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 3: Oh stringy, geez, we're looking for your dairy songs. Dairy songs.

1007
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 3: These are the stinking it isn't a nice cheese dairy songs?

1008
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 3: You know what the cows they have to listen to

1009
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 3: in their barns. That's little move is it moves like Jagger?

1010
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 5: Silver's as good as it's gonna get cow?

1011
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 3: Would I know? No, Gold, you've got a friend in me,

1012
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: Your got your guts are friend in me.

1013
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 5: Silver.

1014
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 3: I won't greet them your own personal cheesus. Silver plus,

1015
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 3: I bet that you look gooda on the dance floor.

1016
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: Thank you and sorry seems to be the hardest cud

1017
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 3: cud is how they get the cheese. The cud you know, sorry,

1018
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 3: seems to be the heart this CRD words. Oh yeah,

1019
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 3: it's soft ending from me, Jackie boy, What have you

1020
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: got dairy songs?

1021
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 5: Hey? Hey, we're the milkies. People say we milky around.

1022
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 3: Silver, he's trying generous.

1023
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 5: Everybody girts gold, that's cold.

1024
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 3: Every funny girts that's good. All right, any more dairy songs.

1025
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 5: I'm like a curd Nollie potato.

1026
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah no, that's good.

1027
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, Silver video you cut the radio star.

1028
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 3: Gold finish, What don't you do? Good? All right? What

1029
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 3: have you got there? We're looking for your dairy songs. Brighter.

1030
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

1031
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 3: We're looking for your dairy songs. Jack Bow Shore Tomorrow,

1032
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 3: Let's do it GOODA vibrations Silver plus hoof Loose, hoof Loose, Gold,

1033
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 3: who let the cows out, Move, Move Move, Silver cut,

1034
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 3: Adrian fetter Man, Hell, Jam fetter Man, Gold Kerry well done.

1035
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 3: Another day in Paradise, Another day in Paradise.

1036
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 5: Gold.

1037
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that's from Phil Collins. I just

1038
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 3: realized that's obviously the artist's name. Phil fly Me to

1039
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 3: the Moon Gold. He made me laugh at him. He

1040
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 3: keep breaking Havati Silver, Jenny under Pressure Silver, working class

1041
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 3: Cow Bronze. You just put cow in there out of

1042
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 3: the name. What about this one, same person Hotel cauliflower

1043
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 3: and they mean coliflower cheese bronze. Don't even give it.

1044
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: When I think about you, I milk myself. That's just

1045
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 3: a line for myself. Song Gold from Nancy taking care

1046
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 3: of Brenus, taking care of Breedes.

1047
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 5: Silver.

1048
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 3: Under the Bridge, Gold, Robbie Williams Butterman Gold kind even

1049
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 3: no fetter the devil you know silver fall at your teet.

1050
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 5: Gold.

1051
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 3: That's very good, Mike, well done. I want to break

1052
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 3: freezing Bronze, cheddar the devil you know, similar bronze. What

1053
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 3: did the cow say.

1054
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 10: Say to you?

1055
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 3: Remember that one? Why do we go so big on

1056
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 3: that history will just as badly.

1057
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 5: And as a society.

1058
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 3: I like your milk and milk it silver, Johnny b

1059
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 3: gooda Silver, pass milk me baby one more time. Silver,

1060
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 3: I gooda known better. Gold, got so many cheesy hits,

1061
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 3: Cheddarby Holmes gold, some eleven year old elliot, and it

1062
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: won you at school every day. You're consistently good on this.

1063
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 3: What time does school start alliot, baby, you can drive

1064
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 3: my Carbonara silver the weather with moo, Take the weather

1065
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 3: with moo. Silver, don't cream it's over gold all right?

1066
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 3: Who is winning the Robbie Williams ticketsis Adam fly me

1067
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 3: to the Moo?

1068
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1069
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 3: David Lee Roth California goes Patsy jack just goes to me.

1070
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 3: We listened to toy Real Beast Boys vibe to it. Yeah,

1071
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 3: you reckon. It's one of those songs and that's when

1072
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 3: you know it's time for the end of the show.

1073
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 3: It's no wonder. Jackie Boy is very, very excited about

1074
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 3: after the day's show. I got an email yesterday. He

1075
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 3: sent an email to the producers of me saying that

1076
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 3: there's a magician coming mate. A magician's trying to pitch

1077
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 3: him to come on the show and do manchic on

1078
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 3: the radio, and then he's just around in the office

1079
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 3: to do magic tricks at nine. Excited there's been He's

1080
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,959
Speaker 3: been pushing the sky heavily off air for the last

1081
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,479
Speaker 3: hour about magic Mike U's coming.

1082
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 5: I'm very annoyed actually that you have an interviewed go to.

1083
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 3: You haven't really I'm just lying around the corner having

1084
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: a sandwich until Magic Man's gone with this pack of

1085
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 3: flipping cards. People they're trying to work, so advertise. Is

1086
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 3: this your car?

1087
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 5: You'll like it, You'll charm.

1088
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 3: You all right tomorrow on the show. Three tips to

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Speaker 3: get on air, Jack, I'm joking, little face all right

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Speaker 3: tomorrow on the show. After earlier we were debating which

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Speaker 3: music instrument sounds worse, the clarinet or the violin, said

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Speaker 3: this time on the show, call in and play an

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Speaker 3: awful instrument over the phone. I want to hear recorders, violins,

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Speaker 3: clarinets the worst. It sounds cool up tomorrow, six to

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Speaker 3: nine whenever, whenever suits you. Six or nine. That number

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Speaker 3: is an open call for awful instruments.

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Speaker 5: So less skill your kids have.

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Speaker 3: Ones for the kids.

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Speaker 5: Patty is your daughter?

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Speaker 3: Can you book her in tomorrow down the phone?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I shall.

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