WEBVTT - MINI: Supermarket Snacking

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Protucay Kaiden has a question of supermarket etiquette for us.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm wondering, do you think it's okay to eat

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<v Speaker 1>while you shop?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Why I walk around the supermarket? Is that what you mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So, like while you're walking around doing your groceries and

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<v Speaker 1>grabbing stuff, you get a box of something and you

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<v Speaker 1>just open it willy nilly and start eating it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll go and give myself a treat of a

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<v Speaker 3>chocolate bar sometimes eat it while and then pay for

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<v Speaker 3>the wrapper at the No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I judge people that do that as savages.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if you've got a small child and there've

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<v Speaker 2>been a little bit of pesky, then sure give them

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<v Speaker 2>a snack.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if your child summer in all of this cranky

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<v Speaker 3>and doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to do grown up, surely you can wait five

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<v Speaker 2>or ten minutes. You don't need that stuff in your

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<v Speaker 2>face in the supermar That's.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what I said. So yesterday I was walking around

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<v Speaker 1>the shop, so I was in a rush. It was

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<v Speaker 1>about one o'clock and there was this woman who was

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<v Speaker 1>doing a full grocery show in.

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<v Speaker 2>The middle of coals, making a sandwich, taking into a

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<v Speaker 2>roast chicken, just a hand that rocher bag. So what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you see? What was she doing?

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<v Speaker 1>She was eating an ice cream like.

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<v Speaker 3>Had opened it up. I like that. It's the beginning

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<v Speaker 3>of the end, as long as the end, as long

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<v Speaker 3>as you have the wrapper at the end and you

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<v Speaker 3>still Yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 4>It depends what you have. Like I've had a punnet

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<v Speaker 4>of those grape tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Before tomatoes, Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 3>And it drives me through the eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa some cherry tom It's.

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<v Speaker 4>Just absolutely famished, And I think I'll just have some grapes,

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<v Speaker 4>like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Punnet of tomatoes, some watery old vegs, beautiful PEPs.

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<v Speaker 4>What's worse is people who stand at the fruit and

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<v Speaker 4>veg I'll where the nuts and you know, the dried

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<v Speaker 4>nuts and stuff are, and just help themselves or the

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<v Speaker 4>grapes and just stand there.

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<v Speaker 2>And just like where I live, there's no one helping

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<v Speaker 2>themselves to nuts. I mean, who is what do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean helping themselves up? Just put a hand and get some.

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<v Speaker 5>Gob fools standing there, No, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not balker kids at the factory tune nuts as well.

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<v Speaker 3>How long will it take to eat nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>You need a gallon of water, don't you. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>these walnuts are so damn dry.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't standing there like a chipmunk with cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go get some at milk.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's worse. But an ice cream kitl and that's

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<v Speaker 5>just that's bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>Injured and chopping in some tomatoes?

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<v Speaker 5>City is I pay for it? When I go through

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<v Speaker 5>the things?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you hand them? Just an empty an empty

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<v Speaker 2>pannet of tomatoes. I've eating these human don't judge me.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't judge me on this coast to chucking intose romas

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<v Speaker 2>over there. This gasts.

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<v Speaker 5>My thought is you're an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>You can wait like it's going to take you twenty

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes at most to finish the shop.

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<v Speaker 2>No one's that long in the they're not. You're under

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes. Aren't you even that?

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<v Speaker 1>But you're an adult.

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<v Speaker 3>Just wait.

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<v Speaker 1>You can eat your ice cream when you get home,

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<v Speaker 1>in the privacy of your home.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't eat well.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe she had low blood sugar, Okatelyn.

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<v Speaker 2>And an old sugar milk ice cream.

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<v Speaker 5>She's diabetic and needed like a quick sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>We're no doctors. I don't think the cure for diabetes

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<v Speaker 2>is ice lollies. You're listening to the Christian O Carl's

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<v Speaker 2>Show podcast eating while shopping at the supermarket? Yes? Or no,

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<v Speaker 2>Karen Christian, No, unless you're under five years of age,

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<v Speaker 2>it is feral Christian. I used to work at a supermarket. Legally. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you can eat while shopping, as long as you pay

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<v Speaker 2>for it when you leave. The worst bit is most

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<v Speaker 2>people forget to do it. That's till we're Craig and Seaford.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, forget. Yeah, just slip my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>All those tomatoes. Morning Team can go one better about

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<v Speaker 2>eating in the supermarket. Sorry, young boy about three or

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<v Speaker 2>four years of age, helping himself at the dry fruit

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<v Speaker 2>nuts area. He's putting the chocolate coated nut in his mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>sucking the chocolate off, and then, oh my god, that's

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<v Speaker 2>obviously Patsy's local one handstag out west fix.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, and then Patsy comes along and eats the nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>So all I said was a pannet of tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 3>You also mentioned grapes that people are snacking grapes. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you has bought grapes recently in the bags?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't afford it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm one of those that gets the bag, but then

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<v Speaker 4>I dump like three quarters in another bag, so I've

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<v Speaker 4>left less, left with like a small little bunch of

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<v Speaker 4>grapes because they're too expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>We killed that grape chat with that. I've got no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what you just talking about. Do you understand what

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy was saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, well, when you buy the grapes, they're coming in

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<v Speaker 4>a bag, and there's a massive bag, and it's like

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<v Speaker 4>fifty bucks if you paid for the whole bag. So

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<v Speaker 4>I take something out and dumped and m.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty for a bag, and Crates buy two bottles of

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<v Speaker 2>wine for that cut the middle man out.

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<v Speaker 5>Something comes in packaging now, which annoys.

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<v Speaker 3>So you put some of your graves in another person's

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<v Speaker 3>bag and then walk out with four of them.

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<v Speaker 5>They're all nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Your supermarket, they're all on the shelf.

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<v Speaker 4>So I dumped them in the other bags, waiting for

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<v Speaker 4>other people to pick them up and take them home.

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<v Speaker 4>So not in other people's trolleys. This dump, this conversation,

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<v Speaker 4>it just makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian. If I'm back at a Ibay packer tim Tams

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<v Speaker 2>and Woodies, I'm having one for the remaining hours. It's

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<v Speaker 2>hard enough to trudge around those eyes without a little

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<v Speaker 2>treat to keep me going. Christian, I work at coals.

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<v Speaker 2>The things you see half eaten chippies, chocolates, unmentionables, people

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<v Speaker 2>getting into them and then dumping the midshop on the floor. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a common word. Absolutely ferals. Feral has been

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<v Speaker 2>said three times last twenty minutes. Christian, I'm with your

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<v Speaker 2>producer Kalim. I can't understand those people in whereby stop

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<v Speaker 2>pudding nuts for the winter.

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<v Speaker 4>Everywhere Chris worked in supermarkets. It happened all across Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>People would help themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>That predominantly the West, though, I reckon, no, not predominantly

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<v Speaker 2>the Christian with Cain and I saw someone et cold

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<v Speaker 2>cut that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole family had a twiggy as they walked through woolwards.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they touch items with their twiggy hands. The Christian

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