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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'd love to hear from some other people very

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Speaker 2: shortly on thirty one or six file. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: what I want to hear from you shortly. I need

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Speaker 2: to tell you a story first, though, I'm never early.

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Speaker 2: That's the first thing to know about the story. Will

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Speaker 2: Will is never early.

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Speaker 3: I can confirm that everybody in.

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Speaker 2: My life knows that, which I imagine would actually be quite

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Speaker 2: beneficial sometimes because you know, he's got a little bit

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Speaker 2: of extra time up your sleep. I never thought of

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Speaker 2: it that way, but yeah, well my girlfriend definitely does.

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Speaker 2: Because on Friday night, you and I were planning on

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Speaker 2: having a bit of a postro beer here in isolation,

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Speaker 2: but you canceled on me.

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Speaker 3: You had to go and do some squads or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: squad Fridays. Will get on board.

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Speaker 4: I've got a squad squad. We made it seven m Fridays,

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Speaker 4: so it's online. Of course, we don't meet up obviously

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Speaker 4: online obviously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I left and that meant I could go

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Speaker 2: home early, and I decided not to tell my girlfriend

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Speaker 2: that I was going to be home early because I

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Speaker 2: thought it'd be a nice surprise for her.

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Speaker 3: Oh, which was my undoing.

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Speaker 2: I think the lesson we all need to take out

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Speaker 2: of this is if you're going to be early, tell

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Speaker 2: the person that.

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Speaker 3: You're going to meet that you are going to be early.

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Speaker 3: You open that favor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, particularly if they're at home alone.

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Speaker 3: Yes, no, that is fair.

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Speaker 4: Actually, you caught me once with a facial mask, that's right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: hydrating face masks, well with a snippering at the back.

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Speaker 3: Very embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: That video on her Instagram if you want to get

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Speaker 2: those visuals, they're wild. Anyway, I got home early, and

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Speaker 2: like half an hour early, which is just not not

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Speaker 2: something you don't utter Will McMahon in half an hour

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Speaker 2: early in the same sentence, it doesn't exist. So I

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Speaker 2: get home and my girlfriend's got her headphones in and

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Speaker 2: I rock up, and I'm like, gee, she looks nice,

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Speaker 2: Like I mean, she always looks nice, she always nice,

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Speaker 2: but she'd done her hair, oh a makeup. And I

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Speaker 2: look inside and like, all of a sudden, our kitchen

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Speaker 2: tables covered with candles. Oh yeah, And I was like whoa, wow, amazing.

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Speaker 2: But the scene didn't quite look right because as I

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Speaker 2: got closer to the back window, I could see that

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Speaker 2: she was wearing an outfit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and she was cooking in the outfit, and and

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Speaker 2: can I.

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Speaker 3: Just no, no, you can't ask no, No, it's one question. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you can choose not to answer it.

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Speaker 4: What was the outpict I knew you were going to

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Speaker 4: ask that, of course, of course everyone wants to know.

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Speaker 3: With Humphrey Bee bearsuit, that's not secy at all.

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Speaker 4: No, Humphrey Bee Bear.

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Speaker 3: No, it obviously wasn't that. I'm not going to tell

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Speaker 3: you what the outfit was. Oh come on, no, no,

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Speaker 3: was it a character?

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Speaker 5: What was it?

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Speaker 3: The cartoon character?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you what it was? Anyway,

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Speaker 2: So I rock up. She's wearing the Humphrey Beer bearsuit.

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Speaker 2: The really absurd part about this is because like, I'm

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Speaker 2: never early, I need to keep stressing this. I'm never

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Speaker 2: really my brain hadn't registered that I was early, right,

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Speaker 2: So the thought that I had to myself was actually not, Wow,

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Speaker 2: this is a sexy surprise for me. The thought I

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Speaker 2: had for myself was how cruel is this that she

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Speaker 2: cooks in sexy outfits without it. I'm teased, this is

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Speaker 2: something that she obviously does in her own time, and

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Speaker 2: that it wasn't for.

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Speaker 4: Me, just for her own kicks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 4: The postman was coming over this what's going through my head?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, there's no way this for me.

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Speaker 3: And then she saw me and was like, oh my god, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I can't leave at home. What are you doing? What

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Speaker 3: are you doing? Why are you early? What is going on?

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Speaker 5: Why you early?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh what are you canceled? And

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Speaker 3: and she was like, oh my god, you ruined everything.

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Speaker 3: And I didn't ruin everything, like it was it was

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Speaker 3: all fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was just grateful to find

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Speaker 2: out that it wasn't for the postman or it wasn't

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Speaker 2: just something that she did in her own time.

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Speaker 3: It actually was for me. Yeah, yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: But I would really love to hear from some other

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Speaker 2: people on thirty one O six ' five, like it

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Speaker 2: worked out okay in my circumstance, because she wasn't like

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Speaker 2: mid getting outfit on or.

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Speaker 3: Anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Like everything was pretty much ready sure as anybody else

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Speaker 2: spoiled a sexy surprise.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and and I and.

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Speaker 2: This doesn't need to be a sexy surprise that was

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Speaker 2: necessarily for you either, Like maybe you walked in on

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Speaker 2: a surprise which was meant for somebody else. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: however you want to spin this. Thirty one and six

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Speaker 2: y five is our phone number. I'd love to hear

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Speaker 2: from some other people right now. Accidentally spoiling sexy surprises

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Speaker 2: your goals up next podcast? Now, have you accidentally spoiled

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Speaker 2: a sexy surprise? That's the question that we're after. I

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Speaker 2: mentioned actually would happen quite a lot in isolation. Haven't

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Speaker 2: got a lot of room, a lot of time to

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Speaker 2: prepare these things.

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Speaker 4: And I imagine more sexy surprises are happening for those

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Speaker 4: that are lucky enough to be in a relationship.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, Crime River, We've got Rebecca here. On thirty

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Speaker 2: one and sixty five, Rebecca talked to us you spoiled

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Speaker 2: a sexy surprise?

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I was on my way hurry after dropping my

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Speaker 5: kids off through their dad, and I'm walking got the

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Speaker 5: washing washing machine and the look of my partner and he's

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Speaker 5: in a complete buff and he's like, hello, you've been home.

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Speaker 5: I like and I'm like thirty seconds he was like,

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Speaker 5: oh no, like what it was like, I was gonna

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Speaker 5: do your fantasy for you.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, what what what's what's what's your fantasy?

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Speaker 4: Begga if you don't mind. Oh sorry, if that's your personal.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 5: He's a volunteer firefighter for the local local boogade and

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Speaker 5: he's got the full obviously uniform with the cap and everything.

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Speaker 5: And my fantasy is him just in his cap on

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Speaker 5: the couch.

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Speaker 3: You really location. Thank you for the honest I love that.

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Speaker 5: The the.

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Speaker 1: So easy. Ah, that is good. Yeah, thanks for sharing that, Rebecca.

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Speaker 1: They really live up my afternoon. Just the cap on

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Speaker 1: the cap. We've got Jack here on one and six five. Jack,

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Speaker 1: you've accidentally spoiled a sexy surprise I.

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Speaker 6: Have when it went pretty pretty rotchety, so me and missus.

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Speaker 6: It was a while back now, I went to the

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Speaker 6: shops and I we'll have a bit of trouble and

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Speaker 6: so we're trying and spice things up. We've got some

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Speaker 6: some sexy chocolates and body chocolate.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, how does that work? Body?

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Speaker 4: You spread it all over your body and then it's

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Speaker 4: edible so you can you can eat it.

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Speaker 3: I forgot your chocolate saw specialist foods. Jack will go

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Speaker 3: back to you and.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just you know, shooted there a bit put all herself.

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Speaker 6: I did my bit, joined the deeper and under my turn,

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Speaker 6: got down to the Golden area, the nether region, whatnot,

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Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, man, just intense burning, just

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Speaker 6: inflamed straight away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had that.

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Speaker 4: Sensitive skin, you know it hurts inflame.

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Speaker 3: Yea the Yeah, I had.

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Speaker 4: A huge rash not down there, but it was all

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Speaker 4: over my billy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So just be careful out there, anyone who's going to

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Speaker 4: do that in isolation in the body truck you game. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it can have an impact on you.

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Speaker 2: Now would speaking of spoiling sexy surprises, going to go

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Speaker 2: from one awkward moment due to another awkward moment. There

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Speaker 2: was a little while ago. I bet we actually see

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Speaker 2: this on the Instagram. There's a remarkable moment. I just

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Speaker 2: thought it'd be a chance for a replay here where

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Speaker 2: you and I were testing the theory about whether or

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Speaker 2: not you should have to tell your partner if you're

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Speaker 2: in the car with another guest and I was sitting

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Speaker 2: in the passenger seat with your with your girlfriend. You

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Speaker 2: called your ex girlfriend at the time, Courtner.

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Speaker 3: You gave her a.

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Speaker 2: Call and she revealed something which I will remember forever.

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Speaker 3: Have listened to this.

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Speaker 6: Page that you've got thinking as your visor if the

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Speaker 6: Moon outfits.

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Speaker 3: See what you're hearing.

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