Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian o'connall show podcast showtime.
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Speaker 2: The Christian Noconnall Show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, it's Monday morning, seven minutes past six.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Patrina Jones.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Chick, Good morning, Chack, Hey, Patsy, how are you, Christian?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Actually, how nice weekend? Very nice? We again,
Speaker 4: do you guys have a nice weekends?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it wasn't it.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm not walking around the streets obviously too much,
Speaker 6: but nice seeing the sun coming in through the windows.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, nice weekend. All right, on today's show. Then, we've
Speaker 4: got a lot of stuff. Busy show today. We are
Speaker 4: locked and loaded. We've got on thousand dollars to give
Speaker 4: to one of you. They're gonna win in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4: Go bump audition, very big bump audition today of Monday Morning.
Speaker 4: Smith's and lyrics. There's some great ones in there, some
Speaker 4: strange ones as well. And before that, before that, I
Speaker 4: don't begin the show with anger, but we have microphones,
Speaker 4: so I will masks. Can we talk about the masks,
Speaker 4: and I know everyone keeps corn them Karens. I think
Speaker 4: that's unfair to actual Karens. Probably innocent, they haven't. It's
Speaker 4: not Karens. They're just idiots. They're not Karens. Karens is
Speaker 4: going to be a phrase at the end of twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Probably have to update the OED Dictionary next year. Flatten
Speaker 4: the curve abing there and so all Karens as well.
Speaker 4: And this clip which has been going all over the
Speaker 4: internet of the last twenty four hours all over the
Speaker 4: world about the lady in Sultan and poor very very
Speaker 4: patient people at Bunnings. They are more patient people than I.
Speaker 4: I would have told someone like that to f off immediately,
Speaker 4: and that's why I shouldn't be working at Bunnings. Seriously,
Speaker 4: I don't know how what I mean, did you behave
Speaker 4: that well?
Speaker 1: I mean they did, they showed so much restrain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, played to that is going above and beyond. But
Speaker 4: if you've missed it, just have listened to this. So
Speaker 4: this is just this is just represented off of sadly,
Speaker 4: quite a few people over the weekend who don't think
Speaker 4: they should be wearing masks either. They just don't think
Speaker 4: they should be wearing masks and the rest of us
Speaker 4: should be, or they've gone into some sort of qan
Speaker 4: on chat site online they believe it's a giant mega
Speaker 4: conspiracy theory. But either way, they don't think that they
Speaker 4: should behave like the rest of us, and they all
Speaker 4: the reason why we're all doing this is for what's
Speaker 4: called the greater good. It's a little little inconvenience to
Speaker 4: us individually, but for the greater good. So we don't
Speaker 4: have to go into some like Stage four lockdown, or
Speaker 4: we don't have to stay indoors wearing masks around the
Speaker 4: Christmas Turkey this year. We're all on board with that, okay,
Speaker 4: but not this person, not this genius. She's been online,
Speaker 4: she's printed something off to read to them.
Speaker 7: I'm just asking if you've got a mask.
Speaker 8: Well, it's clear I don't, and you are not authorized
Speaker 8: to ask me or question me about it. Sure, I
Speaker 8: actually don't need a medical certificate if you refer to
Speaker 8: the d No, I'm allowed to do this, and you're
Speaker 8: discriminating against and we're all just.
Speaker 2: Trying to be in this together and together.
Speaker 8: I actually don't and you're not authorized by the Australian government,
Speaker 8: even question me about it, then that's discrimination, and I
Speaker 8: can have you sued personally for discriminating against me as
Speaker 8: a woman.
Speaker 4: No, it's just because you're an idiot. Nothing to do
Speaker 4: with your gender whatsoever. It's because you're an idiot. I mean,
Speaker 4: can you believe this? I know these people just they
Speaker 4: must have fact that I hope they didn't get that
Speaker 4: all day And this is just a very very rare instance.
Speaker 1: It feels like a select few.
Speaker 6: It actually feels like I doubt she was actually needing
Speaker 6: anything from Bunny.
Speaker 1: It feels like.
Speaker 4: Trying to make trying to make the point. And it
Speaker 4: also I got the finish. She was so excited, like
Speaker 4: the self righteous. They have this kind of excitement where
Speaker 4: they somehow have knowledge we don't and we're all some
Speaker 4: kind of idiots being you know, led by the nose
Speaker 4: by the government and five G big business. She's almost breathless,
Speaker 4: like she's been rehearsing it in front of the mirror.
Speaker 8: Idything breach of the nineteen forty eight What Charter of
Speaker 8: Human Rights to discriminate against men and women in.
Speaker 4: Bunnings nineteen forty eight, before Bunnings came Where's my sausage?
Speaker 4: Human Right? Corba Bille sat down to get your rights
Speaker 4: about a snack and better wander into Bunning swearing whatever
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not going to stop filming because this is
Speaker 8: my evidence against you.
Speaker 4: You are, with this evidence, what court case? Take it
Speaker 4: a court, Please have a day in court so we
Speaker 4: can go. But she know only to be able to
Speaker 4: represent herself with a whatever Q and on internet forum
Speaker 4: printed off but gibberish she's got. Now do under present
Speaker 4: some more evidence here that I've printed off from a
Speaker 4: forum as well. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not going to stop filming because this is
Speaker 8: my evidence against you, you and Bunny for discriminating against
Speaker 8: me as a woman.
Speaker 4: You are, you totally are.
Speaker 8: If you take out your phone and look out the
Speaker 8: Department of Human Services and have a look at the conditions.
Speaker 8: I'm wearing a mask. I don't even have to have
Speaker 8: this conversation with you because you're not authorized by the
Speaker 8: Australian governments even me.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's unbelievable. In the video, she also says that
Speaker 4: Bunnings is a public place so that when we can
Speaker 4: come out of lockdown, let's all meet a Bunnings, all right,
Speaker 4: have a picnic because it's a public place. And let's
Speaker 4: just say with anywhere like Kmar, there's others not me
Speaker 4: now riding my bike through Kmar, definitely.
Speaker 1: Throw the frisbee around and let the dog pool on
Speaker 1: the floor.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize like McDonald's are going to go and
Speaker 4: pitch my tent in there as well. These are all
Speaker 4: public places now, everybody.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcasts a fellow dog or owner, Jack,
Speaker 2: do you find that your dog does this?
Speaker 4: You're out for a walk wherever you are in the
Speaker 4: park or you're down the beach. They see that bin
Speaker 4: where you would normally put your dog poop right right,
Speaker 4: and you kind of think, now's a good time to go.
Speaker 4: I'm about two feet away from that bin if I
Speaker 4: pick up your poop. Then they walk on and suddenly
Speaker 4: you're in that equal distance between two very distant poobins,
Speaker 4: aren't you, And you think in your mind, I hope
Speaker 4: you don't do it now, because I'm right in the middle,
Speaker 4: and they're between that poobin all the way down there
Speaker 4: and the poo bin all the way back down there.
Speaker 4: That's where they always go for the dump.
Speaker 1: Is it a telepathic they can tell that you're thinking,
Speaker 1: you can't do it here, don't do it here?
Speaker 4: Never convenience is it? This is yesterday? And how many
Speaker 4: times have you been doing the poop? And it's always
Speaker 4: when we're right in the middle between the two vastly
Speaker 4: apart poobins. It does my head. And I don't know
Speaker 4: why they I can't try to put some mind control
Speaker 4: over my DoD They I think they instinctively know now's
Speaker 4: the worst time, because then you've got to walk for
Speaker 4: the rest of your ten or fifteen minute walk to
Speaker 4: the next bin carrying a poo bag.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you you have that feeling about you that
Speaker 6: you want to tell passers by. It's like I am going,
Speaker 6: I'm not leaving it. I am going to the bin
Speaker 6: and I will return.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Over the weekend, quite a few people pass away.
Speaker 4: Peter Green, who was original original founding member of Fluid
Speaker 4: Matt passed Toway as well, and an amazing guitarist, and
Speaker 4: I've got some amazing example of his work to play
Speaker 4: out on today's show. Somebody else also passed away, with
Speaker 4: someone who I met in the UK years ago. I
Speaker 4: think he came over to do his TV show and
Speaker 4: he was doing some promotional stuff was Regis Philbin, legendary
Speaker 4: host TV host in America, did Millionaire Hot Seat as
Speaker 4: well over there, and he came on my radio show.
Speaker 4: And I always judge people not what they're like when
Speaker 4: the mics are on. If they're on a live show,
Speaker 4: you can tell a lot about what they're like, especially
Speaker 4: the big stars when the mic'sre Often. He couldn't have
Speaker 4: been more fun to hang out with, right He was
Speaker 4: just asking. He was the whole team. He wants to
Speaker 4: know who is married, who had kids, what their story was.
Speaker 4: We were the show was quiet. He came in for
Speaker 4: half an hour. He ended up staying an hour and
Speaker 4: a half. When he had to go the show suddenly
Speaker 4: we all felt quite depressed. It was like he'd taken
Speaker 4: the energy in the sun with him. He was a lovely, charming,
Speaker 4: very You know some people just they're not their age.
Speaker 4: They're kind of daring game with the modern world. And
Speaker 4: in his cynical way, he was one of those. He
Speaker 4: was very, very funny as well. Anyway that he was
Speaker 4: the original presenter of the American version of Millionaire Hot Seat,
Speaker 4: which came from a UK idea that used to be
Speaker 4: on a radio show Chris Tarrant was a big legendary
Speaker 4: radio host in the UK and I was in the
Speaker 4: same building as Chris Tarrant. He was on the number
Speaker 4: one station at the time. I'm not making this up.
Speaker 4: I was on the number fourteen, the fourteenth biggest break
Speaker 4: twenty eight twenty eight breakfast shows in London. I'm not joking.
Speaker 4: Twenty eight breakfast shows in London. Right Town was at
Speaker 4: number one. He was at number one for fifteen years.
Speaker 4: No one ever got near here. But he used to
Speaker 4: do his feature called the Cash Mountain. Where as you
Speaker 4: went up the Cash Mountain, you would the questions would
Speaker 4: get harder, but the price the money would get bigger
Speaker 4: and bigger. Sure, his two producers leave the radio show
Speaker 4: and they think maybe there's some sort of thing in
Speaker 4: this cash Mountain. They picture it to a TV guy.
Speaker 4: This TV guy thinks this is going to be the
Speaker 4: next big thing. Let's give away a million on it.
Speaker 4: And that's how Who Wants to Be a Millionaire came
Speaker 4: out on a radio feature. Anyway, I was working that building.
Speaker 4: Once it got on TV, it became the biggest TV
Speaker 4: show in Britain. At one point, nineteen million people a
Speaker 4: night were watching it. Wow, So the first TV show.
Speaker 4: They've never done this anywhere they were where they stripped
Speaker 4: the show over five nights. It never been done before.
Speaker 4: Now it's done here, it's done in America. But it
Speaker 4: was the first show to actually rip it out and
Speaker 4: go we're going to have this on every single night.
Speaker 4: And it was huge. They sold all over the world.
Speaker 4: They saw it for mega, mega millions. Anyway, my building
Speaker 4: the moment that came on TV and it got sold
Speaker 4: around the world. We had to all sign new contracts
Speaker 4: where any ideas you came up with whilst you're on
Speaker 4: air for that radio group they owned, because guess what,
Speaker 4: they didn't own any of it. They lost literally billions.
Speaker 4: I mean the guy won the guys who was a
Speaker 4: former breakfast shop producer lives in a castle now in
Speaker 4: the south of France. That's so much money they made.
Speaker 4: They made so much money. But anyway, there were lovely
Speaker 4: guys and one of them I went from a meeting
Speaker 4: with a couple of years ago and he played me
Speaker 4: this clip of Regis. I said, oh, we had Regis
Speaker 4: on the show last week. He went, oh, out of
Speaker 4: all the hosts, you know, Chris Town obviously the original one,
Speaker 4: when it transferred to TV as well. For Who Wants
Speaker 4: to Be a Millionaire and Millionaire Hot Seats, we came
Speaker 4: here Regis we always thought was the greatest host because
Speaker 4: of this one clip. Have you listened to this? This
Speaker 4: is an incredible bit of audio. It's about a minute
Speaker 4: and a half, but the payoff at the end is amazing.
Speaker 4: It's one of the greatest TV game show moments ever.
Speaker 4: Haven't listened to this?
Speaker 7: Well, let me just bring you up to dat here.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 7: If you miss, you'll be reduced.
Speaker 9: By four hundred and sixty eight thousand dollars. You'll go
Speaker 9: back down to thirty two thousand dollars here. It is
Speaker 9: a one billion dollar question. We rarely see these here.
Speaker 9: Only one of the contestants that ever won five hundred
Speaker 9: thousand on our show.
Speaker 7: So if you're ready, let's go for the million.
Speaker 9: Which of these US presidents appeared on the television series Laughing?
Speaker 9: Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford.
Speaker 10: I like to call my parent, so right now, sure,
Speaker 10: use my lifeline.
Speaker 7: Call my parents. What are their names?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 7: My father, I'll talk to my father.
Speaker 2: Name he does have a name.
Speaker 9: Tom Our friends at at and T will get your
Speaker 9: dad on the line and we'll see if he can
Speaker 9: help you.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, Tom, Yeah, Hi.
Speaker 9: Regis Philbert here from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Speaker 6: Ali.
Speaker 7: We've got your son John with us right now.
Speaker 9: He's doing pretty well good. He's one of a half
Speaker 9: million dollars. Wow.
Speaker 7: And he's going for a million dollars.
Speaker 9: And he needs your help to get there. He's going
Speaker 9: to come on the line, read a question, four possible answers.
Speaker 7: One of them is the right answer, and the next
Speaker 7: voice you hear will be John's John. You've got thirty
Speaker 7: seconds starts right now.
Speaker 10: Hi, Dad, and I really need your help. I just
Speaker 10: wanted to let you know that I'm going to win
Speaker 10: a million dollars.
Speaker 4: That's some boys to do that, isn't it? Just to
Speaker 4: bring your dad to let you learn about two min
Speaker 4: and million dollars on TV?
Speaker 10: Because the US President appeared On'm laughing as Richard Nixon.
Speaker 4: That's my final answer.
Speaker 9: Well, my gosh, what can I say except Debbie, you're
Speaker 9: going to Paris. So this is the final answer I
Speaker 9: heard all around the world.
Speaker 4: He's won a million dollars. That's a pretty cool man
Speaker 4: on TV? Is it to use it to call your
Speaker 4: dad to say you've brought it.
Speaker 2: Christians. Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: One of the Snack Genius recipes we tested of yours
Speaker 4: on Friday, Caroline Palsy is enjoying right now, Jim. Other
Speaker 4: two we tested.
Speaker 1: One was hopefully it's not that it Twisti's in the apple.
Speaker 4: No, it's the corn flakes and ice cream with the topping.
Speaker 4: Do you have for Friday? Christian, I want to thank
Speaker 4: you snack Genius for the rest. You gave me a
Speaker 4: great idea. I'm struggling to get the Monday morning get
Speaker 4: back to work vibe today. So I've just torn through
Speaker 4: half of it ice cream and corn flakes. I've topped
Speaker 4: it with caramel topping. It is the bomb. I now
Speaker 4: feel a lot better about going to work today. See
Speaker 4: he's working. This is snack Genius. I mean normally we
Speaker 4: have in our minds I think that you do this
Speaker 4: on a Friday or Saturday night, and I never really
Speaker 4: thought the time. It might be something you do on
Speaker 4: a Monday morning. But whatever it takes you to get
Speaker 4: you through the week, howd Anyway, thank you very much
Speaker 4: for that. If you've got any ideas or recipe ideas
Speaker 4: for this Friday snack genius. You can email them to
Speaker 4: me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au. Coming out
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Speaker 4: you this category you win one thousand dollars. Fifteen seconds
Speaker 4: to try and win one thousand dollars. Patsy, you okay,
Speaker 4: do give us a be our guinea pig this morning. Yes, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: You're going to get fifteen seconds. Jack. You see how
Speaker 4: Patsy does.
Speaker 1: I'll score.
Speaker 4: Let's see if Patsy's got the power. Patsy I'm going
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Speaker 3: Now, stirrups a hat, cowboys shirt, maybe a Sway jacket, jeans,
Speaker 3: blue jeans.
Speaker 5: Maybe like a driver bond coat, along coat.
Speaker 4: Pretty good, smashed it, smashed it. You did really well. Okay,
Speaker 4: we don't know if that is good. Jack. We're now
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Speaker 4: All right, on first this morning. Then we say good
Speaker 4: morning too. It's the name of twenty twenty Karen. Good morning.
Speaker 12: Oh no, good morning, poor thing.
Speaker 4: Right, you've done nothing wrong. Nine Karen's are just decent,
Speaker 4: good people like you, Karen. And now suddenly it's it's
Speaker 4: a derogatory term, isn't it a Karen?
Speaker 12: Even my mum's apologized. So yeah, I've decided to change
Speaker 12: my name just the case. It's going to be the
Speaker 12: letter case. I thought that's just easy, because.
Speaker 4: No, we need to reclaim the K word. Okay, double
Speaker 4: down on Karen's, Karen's and Karen. Yes, I understand that
Speaker 4: you you also work at Bunnings.
Speaker 12: I do, and I actually work at that store too.
Speaker 4: Do you mind me asking which one it was?
Speaker 12: Because obviously there were so many Marry one Fountain Gates.
Speaker 12: So yes, I really.
Speaker 4: Hope that you and your staff. That is a very
Speaker 4: very very rare incidence at the moment.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is, And we don't. We don't usually get
Speaker 12: things like that, but I mean it was it was
Speaker 12: pretty hard. I've been on holidays. So I woke up
Speaker 12: to a friend from Brunswick Center to me saying, I
Speaker 12: hope you don't have to put up with horrible people
Speaker 12: like this, And I said, that's my store. And I
Speaker 12: just took one look at Dan on there and went, oh,
Speaker 12: thank goodness they were there, because they are just so
Speaker 12: calm and so you know, so good of what they did.
Speaker 4: So you recognize it because you recognize Dan the manager.
Speaker 12: Yes, Dan Man, he was the first one I saw.
Speaker 4: And fair play. I don't know if that's the way
Speaker 4: they train you all, but I couldn't do that. I'd
Speaker 4: have been a lot ruder, instantly rude of someone speaking
Speaker 4: to me in my face like that.
Speaker 12: But and that's why I'm at the back.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's why I being a cage exactly.
Speaker 12: They would not want they do.
Speaker 4: Well. Good luck to you and your staff. You're just
Speaker 4: trying to do your job, you know, and we're wearing masters.
Speaker 4: Stay safe, So please bark someone to down the man
Speaker 4: we were. He's a hero. Is one of the heroes
Speaker 4: of twenty twenty.
Speaker 12: Is down that, Like I tell you that, yes, and
Speaker 12: he just kept it so calm and sided, I mean
Speaker 12: even Trish as well, like they were all just the girl,
Speaker 12: is that, the girl with him, the girl with him
Speaker 12: with Amy, I mean, and then the first lady who
Speaker 12: was the first one to approach it was Trish.
Speaker 4: Trish Amy Dan. We've got We've got them now the Legends.
Speaker 4: Today's show is dedicated to that powerful threesome Avengers assemble. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: it's just so calm acount all right, Karen, Karen, we
Speaker 4: really want you, after all this now, to try and
Speaker 4: try and get the biggest score. Okay, you're ready for
Speaker 4: your category.
Speaker 12: I am to go for it, all right.
Speaker 4: As soon as I've given you the categories, your time
Speaker 4: will begin. You get fifteen seconds to get as many
Speaker 4: as you can in this category. Okay, all right? Your one, Caaren,
Speaker 4: then is fifteen seconds on breakfast foods.
Speaker 12: Porridge, toast, crago parts, fruit loops, cornflake wheat, big vibrants
Speaker 12: and flat avocado on toasts, bltspe nice coffees, bacon, eggs, pash,
Speaker 12: brown stoppages, tomatoes.
Speaker 4: Are you a cafe right now? Venue?
Speaker 1: All right, it's either it's either ten or twelve. I
Speaker 1: don't know if we count the coffees, I do.
Speaker 8: Have coffee for breakfast most days.
Speaker 4: But yes, all right, okay, let's look in cans. Let's
Speaker 4: see how Michelle's on the like and one A Michelle,
Speaker 4: good morning. Okay, so you've heard all of that. I mean,
Speaker 4: she did very well.
Speaker 11: I know. I'm nervous now.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, take a breath. You've done well to
Speaker 4: get through. You must have played this game before. It's
Speaker 4: great fun to play.
Speaker 11: I've got three kids, so yeah, we play board games
Speaker 11: often in our hands.
Speaker 4: Well, there'd be a tougher crowd than coming on the
Speaker 4: radio and doing it. All right, okay, so same thing. Then,
Speaker 4: I'm going to give you a category. You get fifteen seconds,
Speaker 4: okay enough, Chip flavors, Chip flavors.
Speaker 11: Oh, chip flavors, salt and vinegar, salt, honey, soy, chicken,
Speaker 11: oh DM me, barbecue, veggy mind Oh, I don't know, chicken, mustard,
Speaker 11: honey mustard. Oh dear.
Speaker 4: It's hard, very hard, tough luck. But that means having
Speaker 4: the power this morning, reclaiming the K word. Karen. You
Speaker 4: got the power, Karen.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Karen stride back with a thousand dollars win Okay, you've
Speaker 4: got the money.
Speaker 1: Well done, Karen, Ah, thank you so much.
Speaker 12: So you are an absolute legend.
Speaker 2: Love your show.
Speaker 12: Always listeners when I can, even when I'm not at
Speaker 12: work like today.
Speaker 4: All right, Karen, good luck cocaine? Do you thank Dan Amy?
Speaker 4: I will gotcha.
Speaker 12: Absolutely, will absolutely.
Speaker 4: Join your thousand dollars. Well done, Thank you, n No worries.
Speaker 12: See how that.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So coming up to the next hour on the show.
Speaker 4: Then Monday's Misheard Lyrics, which is a big one today.
Speaker 4: There's some great ones in there and some real I'm
Speaker 4: not sure about that moment. So that's come up in
Speaker 4: an hour's time. I can't really describe what's ahead of
Speaker 4: us at half seven, but Jack is smiling. I've told
Speaker 4: you about it.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, let's use the same teas you used
Speaker 1: to me last night. You've got the story of the year.
Speaker 4: I think I think it just is. It's just it.
Speaker 4: I played it. I kept playing the news clip yesterday
Speaker 4: to the kids and we were all laughing, and I said,
Speaker 4: you know what, this is another reason why we made
Speaker 4: the right move moving. They do stuff like this. This
Speaker 4: is just brilliant. I think it might be one of
Speaker 4: the best small, petty ways to get over a breakup
Speaker 4: where someone the world has ever seen before that though
Speaker 4: we like to on a Monday, we'd like to pick
Speaker 4: a song that sums up the weekend. We've had to Patsy,
Speaker 4: what's the song that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of breakups, boys, it's very tense out in
Speaker 3: Weerraby at the moment because last week I bought online
Speaker 3: my very first adult onesie and don't laugh, jack Ward.
Speaker 1: I would have done that.
Speaker 4: I mean, what year was it that they peaked?
Speaker 1: Not their shere did they ever peek?
Speaker 4: No that you like? Actually them and cross.
Speaker 5: Cross if you're wearing both together, lookout.
Speaker 4: What moved you? I mean to buy a ones Well.
Speaker 5: You know what I thought in isolation.
Speaker 3: We're hibernating a lot at home right now, aren't we,
Speaker 3: And you're not really leaving the house, so I thought.
Speaker 5: I saw it and I thought you were so have
Speaker 5: standards anyway.
Speaker 3: It's analys in Wonderland themed when I was quite proud
Speaker 3: of it. Audrey's got a matching one.
Speaker 1: So what does that mean you dressed like Alisair?
Speaker 3: It's got pictures pictures of Alan the Mad Hatter, yes,
Speaker 3: all the gang on it.
Speaker 5: It's quite cute. Anyway. I came out, I was quite
Speaker 5: proud of it, and I showed the love God. And
Speaker 5: you know what he said.
Speaker 3: I looked like, he goes, you look like a telly tubby.
Speaker 4: Wow, Tubbys. That's not exactly a compliment, is it.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: It is not.
Speaker 4: I mean he's foolish anyway. So did you say that
Speaker 4: you and your daughter have got them?
Speaker 5: Yes, we've got matching onesies?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with that? I didn't say anything, did I
Speaker 4: don't judge? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I just said, okay,
Speaker 4: just trying to imagine the picture at home. So did
Speaker 4: she also put hers on? Then you watch something together
Speaker 4: and you watch the Golden Ailes together.
Speaker 5: The Golden Girls, But we watched all us in Wonderland together?
Speaker 4: In them?
Speaker 1: Do you have to zip each other up?
Speaker 3: No, they're buttons, Jack, But they're very difficult. I forgot
Speaker 3: how difficult they are when you go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's not just that. After about twenty minutes
Speaker 4: half an hour of them, don't you start to stink?
Speaker 4: Because you're basically just walking around in a sleeping bag.
Speaker 4: There's sort of thing a boxer puts on, or a
Speaker 4: UC fighter cut weight. I mean, it's just like you're
Speaker 4: actually just walking around in an odd boot. Is that
Speaker 4: you're going to build up a bit of sweat there
Speaker 4: and no, then you zip them down to a little
Speaker 4: bit of steam.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I've been hacked again. Remember the other week right, I
Speaker 4: was talking to you, and then suddenly I disappeared, but
Speaker 4: my wife materialized on the phone call. Kind of spooky,
Speaker 4: you know, I mean, and just I don't know what
Speaker 4: was happening. I think it's to do with bluetooth. She
Speaker 4: was in the car outside the house.
Speaker 6: That one I think is she pulled up at your
Speaker 6: house close enough for the bluetooth to hook into the car,
Speaker 6: and all of a sudden you were midcenter and they
Speaker 6: heard us. And then I started talking to Sarah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine if we were, you know, planning my escape.
Speaker 4: My escape. I'm very happy there. Anyway's happened again over
Speaker 4: the weekend. Seriously, I was leaving someone a voice message
Speaker 4: on WhatsApp, right, which I love doing. It's easier than
Speaker 4: typing out a text message and I don't have to
Speaker 4: find a reading glasses, so I was leaving a message,
Speaker 4: and then about two hours later the person ran me
Speaker 4: back and went, I only got the first couple of seconds.
Speaker 4: Then your wife appeared on the message. She's now appearing
Speaker 4: on my voicemails, not just that. I was leaving a
Speaker 4: message saying no to the craziest job offer, one of
Speaker 4: the craziest job offers I've ever had, other than one
Speaker 4: about moving out here. So I was saying no. So
Speaker 4: I actually say the guy, look, I'm not sure. And
Speaker 4: then he's taught me into maybe doing it next year.
Speaker 4: So only my wife is now. I think she's deliberately
Speaker 4: hacky my message because she wants me to earn more money.
Speaker 4: So I was saying no, but now I said maybe,
Speaker 4: because hey, do we have listened to this. I can't
Speaker 4: even work out what she's organizing thanks to your message and.
Speaker 5: Hie telling I'm outside waiting.
Speaker 1: HI doing.
Speaker 4: What they got. It's a mystery. What have they got?
Speaker 4: I think she's talking to one of the kids. I
Speaker 4: don't even know where she was out. She wasn't outside
Speaker 4: the house this time reading her powers. That was just
Speaker 4: a dry rehearsal. Now she's she's further away. She wasn't
Speaker 4: outside the house. My wife is everywhere. I can't even
Speaker 4: have brighter conversations or voicemails.
Speaker 1: In a moment, the radio show is going to cut
Speaker 1: and Sarah's voice broadcast.
Speaker 4: That would be her dream scenario.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack Post, what's the song that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 6: It can only be described using you two's hit. I
Speaker 6: still haven't found what I'm looking for?
Speaker 4: What haven't you found? And what were you looking for?
Speaker 1: I'm capsule?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, Jack.
Speaker 4: All right, remind everyone what you told us about Friday.
Speaker 6: My family are selling their my childhood home. I spent
Speaker 6: the first twenty years on the murdocks.
Speaker 4: They're selling my family of states. Oh, daddy, daddy, how
Speaker 4: could are you?
Speaker 6: They're just downsizing Mom and daddy all the years on
Speaker 6: the vineyard. Daddy, no kids in the house anymore. They
Speaker 6: don't need the extra rooms. They're downsizing. The house is
Speaker 6: being sold. When I was ten years old, I buried
Speaker 6: a time capsule in the backyard for future civilizations to
Speaker 6: witness what it was like for a ten year old
Speaker 6: boy in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And let's just remind yourself sort of what was the
Speaker 4: time capsule?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't remember exactly what I put in there.
Speaker 6: It was either a Milo tin or talking to my
Speaker 6: mum over the weekend, she thought it might be like
Speaker 6: a plastic honey pot that we cleaned out, because she
Speaker 6: thought plastic might survive better.
Speaker 1: Than their Milo tin.
Speaker 6: I've got a photo of me in there. That's really
Speaker 6: the thing I remember. I don't remember what other treasures
Speaker 6: I put in.
Speaker 4: We need to find this time capsule.
Speaker 6: So I did the right thing, what wore my mask,
Speaker 6: told my family to keep inside, just went around the
Speaker 6: back went into the backyard over the weekend and started
Speaker 6: digging so.
Speaker 4: Hard work that, by the way, I forgot how large
Speaker 4: gym fake. You're a very fait guy, right, You've got
Speaker 4: your personal trainer and stuff like that, But digging.
Speaker 6: There's something else about doing like the obliques, and it's
Speaker 6: exhaust It's horrible doing real labor. You're suddenly exposed. And
Speaker 6: so I went to back bed with the saw back
Speaker 6: of backup.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it?
Speaker 6: I dig the first hole where I the problem was.
Speaker 6: I knew straight away that I was in trouble because
Speaker 6: I looked at the backyard.
Speaker 1: Even if I knew.
Speaker 6: Within a square meter, digging a hole that big is huge,
Speaker 6: and there is probably three or four square meters at
Speaker 6: least where I go, Well, it could be anywhere in.
Speaker 4: This vis So because we don't actually was about to
Speaker 4: say out loud, we don't work for living technically, that
Speaker 4: is true. I mean you can never call this work right.
Speaker 4: But when you dig right, you go down. Is that all?
Speaker 4: It's just going to move out? And what these are
Speaker 4: gonna have to do? Right, gyms? They should get rid
Speaker 4: of a load of the dumbbales and just have like
Speaker 4: a patch of earth. I go dig that for half
Speaker 4: an hour, you'll lose way more way.
Speaker 6: Especially ground that hasn't been disturbed for solid forty years.
Speaker 6: And there's roots in there because I buried it under
Speaker 6: a tree. So there's two trees in the backyard. I
Speaker 6: can't remember which one it was buried under. And then
Speaker 6: I've got a three sixty circumference around each tree that
Speaker 6: I have to dig around.
Speaker 4: So how long we were out there digging yesterday?
Speaker 6: So I did two hours yesterday before before I threw
Speaker 6: the shovel in.
Speaker 4: And now this must look lovely now for the new owners.
Speaker 4: Actually it looks like a serial killer just checking. He
Speaker 4: left none of them bones behind.
Speaker 6: Seriously, honestly, what I ended up with was two human
Speaker 6: sized holes.
Speaker 4: Oh that Perhapsy's dog has come around her.
Speaker 6: So I didn't end up putting the dirt back in,
Speaker 6: because oh no, I'll go back sometime.
Speaker 1: In the next week.
Speaker 6: I'll go back for round two and keep digging because
Speaker 6: I'm now I'm desperate to find the But I just
Speaker 6: left holes back there. The other thing is, Mum said,
Speaker 6: just be aware. Your rabbits when you were kids are
Speaker 6: buried back there.
Speaker 5: So oh my, if.
Speaker 6: You come across bones, if you come across bones, that's
Speaker 6: the rabbits that your dad had to bury.
Speaker 4: When you know it is the same with a mirror
Speaker 4: seven years bad luck. If you disturb the bones of
Speaker 4: a rabbit, rabbits traditionally.
Speaker 1: Particular rabbit, particularly a rabbit.
Speaker 4: Rabbit rabbits like a lucky rabbits and all that. They're
Speaker 4: in folk lore for going about centuries, it's worse than
Speaker 4: a mirror. If you disturb the broken bones of a rabbit.
Speaker 6: Oh well, I don't want to curse myself.
Speaker 1: You know all about that.
Speaker 5: You need a metal detector. Get a metal detector.
Speaker 1: But the problem I.
Speaker 4: Reckon there's an easier way than that. Because even though
Speaker 4: it's metal detectors, right, if they were those guys that
Speaker 4: all be like they'd be digging out and finding treasure.
Speaker 4: If you have seen them, they're just like in a
Speaker 4: farmer's field, getting nowhere other than going through dog poo
Speaker 4: that someone's put coins in the middle of.
Speaker 6: And then the thing is, if I've got it in
Speaker 6: the plastic honeypot, it's not the Miloa team anymore.
Speaker 4: What you need, Patty, you back me up on this.
Speaker 4: What he needs is a clair voint, right, psych Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: they find missing kids. Some of these people, the FBI
Speaker 4: use them. They will take a look at it and
Speaker 4: go no, no, no, no, no no. Grid it up like ABC
Speaker 4: and then down the other axes. I think it's the
Speaker 4: only time I ever said axis since down the other
Speaker 4: axes go one, two, three, and then they go.
Speaker 5: Be nigh, yep, you're looking in this area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I just sketched or I need a photo
Speaker 1: of a photo.
Speaker 4: They need that and a picture of you at the
Speaker 4: age you buried it.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I don't have an aerial shot of my backyard.
Speaker 4: Maybe have to draw it them. But if there are
Speaker 4: any clare voints or mediums listen to show right now.
Speaker 4: Please call me. You knew I was going to ask
Speaker 4: this question. You're already dining out the numbers now, and
Speaker 4: maybe this morning I was going to ask this question.
Speaker 5: Maybe she can find your bitcoin while she's at it.
Speaker 4: That would be great.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people are they don't handle a breakup very well.
Speaker 4: They could do all kinds of crazy stuff. And then
Speaker 4: sometimes there's petty ways you hear, and then there's the
Speaker 4: new support. I saw yesterday and I played with my
Speaker 4: kids and I went, this is why I moved here.
Speaker 4: People like this? Do this? What an amazing country? Have
Speaker 4: a listen to this.
Speaker 13: Accan's mother has been forced to block dozens of calls
Speaker 13: after her ex partner allegedly took her phone number and
Speaker 13: plasted on polls here around the CBD telling people to
Speaker 13: call up and impersonate schw Baker for a chance to
Speaker 13: win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: This would be the most childish breakup I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Why all he had to do was be mature and go,
Speaker 3: I don't love you anymore.
Speaker 12: I want to move on.
Speaker 5: The calls have been waking her and her three young children.
Speaker 13: Up at odd hours in the evening and they yet
Speaker 13: to stop.
Speaker 2: I won five hundred fat.
Speaker 4: So much going on that it's just incredible. I mean,
Speaker 4: on the news report there it actually showed a telegraph
Speaker 4: pole with this black and white photo clearly off Chewbacca,
Speaker 4: and then those little tear strips you get for Spanish
Speaker 4: lessons or guitar tutor instead. This was the number two
Speaker 4: win a hundred bucks right now the way we're going
Speaker 4: the world. Hundred bucks is a good win called up
Speaker 4: to a Chewbacca impression. It's and the impressions, I have
Speaker 4: to be honest, impressions are actually pretty.
Speaker 1: Good, very good.
Speaker 4: It's very hard to do a Chewbaccer impression. Can you
Speaker 4: do what?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to try, honestly.
Speaker 4: Now you're still recovering from a deviated septem so that
Speaker 4: otherwise yeah, yes, perhts, but you can do it.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like it. It's in the throat, isn't
Speaker 5: It's kind of.
Speaker 11: It.
Speaker 4: It was actually back if it was a lady going
Speaker 4: through the change.
Speaker 5: You know, it's very hard to do.
Speaker 4: Please, I'd actually give you one hundred dollars right now
Speaker 4: if you did that again. Please try really Chewbacca, you
Speaker 4: Jewbacca and producing those mouths. I'm not that's not even it.
Speaker 1: Over the end of that is good, Well you can't.
Speaker 4: That's not impressions. When it ends, it's great. All right.
Speaker 4: So look, this is the weather world right now. People
Speaker 4: want to try and win one hundred dollars by doing
Speaker 4: Tobacca impressions. Who are we to get in the way.
Speaker 4: This radio station has has got no more money for
Speaker 4: this year. They've allocated what they're going to give us
Speaker 4: this year. So this is coming from myself. I'm happy,
Speaker 4: gladly happy to give someone one hundred dollars of my
Speaker 4: own money for a great It's gotta be a great one,
Speaker 4: not a half decent one. I mean a really great
Speaker 4: Chewbacca impression. Okay, and anythink that's better than what Patsy
Speaker 4: and I just did the Christian o'connells show podcast news yesterday.
Speaker 13: Accan's mother has been forced to block dozens of calls
Speaker 13: after her ex partner allegedly took her phone number and
Speaker 13: plasted on poles here around the CBD telling people to
Speaker 13: call up and impersonate chew Baka for a chance to
Speaker 13: win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: This would be the most childish breakup I've ever heard.
Speaker 12: Yep, Like all we had to do was be mature
Speaker 12: and go I don't love you anymore. I want to
Speaker 12: move on.
Speaker 13: The calls have been waking her and her three young
Speaker 13: children up at odd hours in the evening and they're
Speaker 13: yet to stop.
Speaker 4: That's a great impression. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I won five hundred.
Speaker 4: Pat Ah, Okay, what a country, Australia, What a country.
Speaker 4: That's how you handle a breakup, you know, is by
Speaker 4: plastering your his phone numb all over town asked him
Speaker 4: to call up to win one hundred dollars doing a
Speaker 4: Chewbacca impression. It's amazing. Uh so, Patsy just tried to
Speaker 4: win one hundred dollars. I'm putting another one hundred dollars
Speaker 4: on this now, seeing if we can actually get a
Speaker 4: decent Chewbacco impression out of people. Patsy did this.
Speaker 5: I set the bar low.
Speaker 4: Now you said it, Hi, this is the actual one.
Speaker 4: Sounds that what Patsy was doing. All right, are we
Speaker 4: ready to hear chewbaccas? All right, let's go to the lines.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Daniel. Good morning, I'm good buddy, I'm excited.
Speaker 4: You're first up. Let's hear there.
Speaker 11: All right, I'll let it.
Speaker 4: Well then, do you know what? It's not that bad.
Speaker 1: There's some redeeming qualities.
Speaker 4: What are they?
Speaker 5: It's crossed with Imus Simpson.
Speaker 1: Can you give us more time?
Speaker 7: Dan?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Daniel, I got it. I'll tell you
Speaker 4: what it is. It's a very melancholic Chewbacca. It starts
Speaker 4: chebaccan this like he's having a long dark night of
Speaker 4: the soul.
Speaker 1: It starts with blowing bubbles sound effect.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then the the whining is actually good.
Speaker 4: It's crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a B plus.
Speaker 4: Yeah it is. Yeah, that's pretty good. Daniel. Wait it's
Speaker 4: down the line. Okay, alright, thanks Buddy, Graham a worst man.
Speaker 14: No need for a hello business.
Speaker 4: Oh that is amazing, Graham once more, nice dry grain.
Speaker 4: Thanks Connor. Mate. Have a good day, Adam morning. Now
Speaker 4: are we all we're good? Adham? Have you had nice weekend?
Speaker 4: And chewbaccra away. That's on the money, really good, yes,
Speaker 4: very very good. At dam Ski I like it a lot.
Speaker 4: Stay there at him. Let's got a word. Josh, Hey
Speaker 4: you guys what Adam?
Speaker 2: You're right, Josh that Josh, yeah, min how he's all going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're good, Josh. Nice weekend. Let's here at Chebacca.
Speaker 4: Very good again, good, brilliant Josh and Adam in the
Speaker 4: lead at the moment. Very good, Josh boy, thank you
Speaker 4: all right mate, Timothy? Yeah, here go app good off
Speaker 4: you go, tim very good as well. It's good.
Speaker 1: I think he's still Adam and Josh and the front
Speaker 1: runners for me.
Speaker 4: Let's get can we get back producers? Can we get
Speaker 4: back up? Put Adam on like one, but Josh online too.
Speaker 4: Let's have a chewy off.
Speaker 1: This every Monday.
Speaker 4: Chew off. It's a momic Monday figures. This is what
Speaker 4: we need right now the COVID world. Granddad, how do
Speaker 4: you handle on your radio show Lockdown? We did a
Speaker 4: chewi off? All right, Chebaca Adam? All right, let's go
Speaker 4: to sure yeah Tobacca. Josh. It's good, isn't it? Can
Speaker 4: I just get Adam to back around him once more?
Speaker 4: All right? All right, Adam, you're the one. You can
Speaker 4: take my one hundred dollars. It's yours hell.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every Monday, we do your misheard lyrics. We do it
Speaker 4: in two parts. At first, we have Big John, it's
Speaker 4: kind of of the misheard lyrics, and then we do
Speaker 4: all the ones. It's a huge one this week. There's
Speaker 4: some brilliant ones in here and as always somewhere, I'm
Speaker 4: not sure what you think you're hearing. It's just another
Speaker 4: mishardman Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right. Then last
Speaker 4: week on the Misheard Lyrics, there were two Hall of Famous,
Speaker 4: very well deserving Hall of famers as well. There was
Speaker 4: this one, I'm a Paol haul Ace by the police.
Speaker 4: It's still like that. And then my favorite, one of
Speaker 4: my favorite ones of the year so far, Prince from
Speaker 4: most Beautiful gun in the world instead of and feel
Speaker 4: proud in the light of this power and feel proud
Speaker 4: that bin Ladin was found. Still good? All right, those
Speaker 4: are two Hall of Famers. I see how we get
Speaker 4: on this week? Okay, so the top five from Big
Speaker 4: John this week. All of these the Misheard lyrics are
Speaker 4: family related, not that that means they're to do with families. Abba, Waterloo,
Speaker 4: what first, Waterloo? Know my fate is to be with you? Waterloo,
Speaker 4: Know my fate is to be with you? Or is
Speaker 4: it Waterloo? Knowing my babies could be with you, knowing
Speaker 4: my babies could be with you. James Brown living in America.
Speaker 4: Everybody eat your heart out? Or is it family related?
Speaker 4: Auntie Barbara, eat your heart out, Auntie Barbara, eat your
Speaker 4: heart out. It's the way it says Annie Barb. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's very good. Now we go to Leonard Skinnerd's Sweet
Speaker 4: Home Obama. My mom Gomery's got the answer. My Mommy's
Speaker 4: got the answer.
Speaker 12: Or is it?
Speaker 4: Come on, pop, don't let it stop there, sir. This
Speaker 4: is quite stretch, isn't it. Isn't it? I mean it's faint.
Speaker 4: Let me just turn up as we stay in the
Speaker 4: game the gain he played again, Come on, pop, don't
Speaker 4: let it stop there, sir? Okay, dog whist? Isn't it
Speaker 4: is in there? Though? Now we got to Billie Idol
Speaker 4: White wedding. Hey, little sister, what's your vice or wish?
Speaker 4: Or is it? Hey, little sister? What's your bison bison wish? Yeah? No,
Speaker 4: one more time you hear a bison pats?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely hear it, sister.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's right. Actually, Handel's sister, what's your bison wish? Yeah,
Speaker 4: bison's in there. David Bowie a moment track Uncle Arthur.
Speaker 4: Are you familiar with this song with the Great David
Speaker 4: Bommy Uncle Arthur. Uncle Arthur likes his mommy.
Speaker 1: Likes mummy.
Speaker 4: You can already hear him miss Herd, can't you? Uncle
Speaker 4: Arthur wipes his mummyla likes his mummy, like mummy. Uncle
Speaker 4: Arthur wipes his money from David Bowie likes mummy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's in there, all right? Coming down next then Part two,
Speaker 4: All the ones you've been sending in over the last
Speaker 4: seven days on Mondays big miss Herd lyrics only here
Speaker 4: on the Chris O'Connell's Show on Gold Christian Christian O'Connell
Speaker 4: Christian o'connells Show Podcast, Part two Now for Monday's misheard lyrics.
Speaker 5: It's just another miss heard Monday.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right. Part two is
Speaker 4: the ones you've been sending you over the last seven days.
Speaker 4: First of all, we go to Josh Perry Christian. My
Speaker 4: mom and I listen to the show every morning using
Speaker 4: the iHeartRadio app. We're from stool out in Western Victoria.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, sir, Josh. They've got this bon Jovi,
Speaker 4: No apologies, no, no, apologies or is it no a
Speaker 4: pile of cheese no, Crystal Clear? No, a pile of cheese?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: Which is that for bon Jovi, Josh Perry and Mama Perry?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, very good. Kristin McClain's got this one, Lizzo,
Speaker 4: good as hell. I do my hair, toss, check.
Speaker 5: My nails, do my hair doars check?
Speaker 4: Or is it I take my hair down, check for knits,
Speaker 4: A do my hair arms check my no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: that is a big miss swinging a miss this morning,
Speaker 4: A big one black Christ green Day. Brad's got this one,
Speaker 4: brad garb it green Day? Jaded? Somebody keep my balance?
Speaker 4: I think I'm falling off? Or is it somebody take
Speaker 4: my pants? I think they're falling off? Yeah, probably it's
Speaker 4: just about in there only thrashy guitars. Somebody take my
Speaker 4: pants off and then they're falling off. Yeah, that's in
Speaker 4: the brad garbet ting tings. That's not my name, that's
Speaker 4: not my name.
Speaker 5: That's not my name. That's not my name, or is it?
Speaker 4: Don't suck my knee.
Speaker 5: That's not my name.
Speaker 4: That's not my name, that's not my name.
Speaker 1: Are you guys hearing that it's a complaint again.
Speaker 4: I want to be in there one hundred percent. Don't
Speaker 4: suck my knee.
Speaker 5: That's not my name.
Speaker 7: That's not my name.
Speaker 5: That's not my name. That's not my name.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Really, wow, I'm doing to suck my knee. You're
Speaker 4: in ony, Patsy, You're definitely percent. Don't suck my knee.
Speaker 5: That's not my name, that's not my name, that's not
Speaker 5: my name.
Speaker 4: That's a great world, World, Gracie, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: This comes from and this one Christian. My kids used
Speaker 4: to have a teacher at primary school. They were terrified
Speaker 4: off called missus Connor's and they thought in the song
Speaker 4: by Instant Karma by John Lennon, it was Missus Connor's
Speaker 4: gonna get you. Blessed their kids being so terrified of
Speaker 4: missus Connor, they start hearing her in songs. I'm hearing
Speaker 4: missus Connor is gonna get you, Missus Connor's gonna get you,
Speaker 4: not Instant Karma's gonna get you. Missus Connor's gonna get you.
Speaker 4: That's a great one. And Hall of Favor and your
Speaker 4: poor kids, the traumatized kids, Missus Connor is gonna get you.
Speaker 4: Very good. This next one comes from Claire Listener, Rich's
Speaker 4: youngest daughter. You think she can hear Britney spears toxic baby?
Speaker 4: Can't you see I'm calling? Or is it? Baby? Can't
Speaker 4: you see I'm Colin? I'm Colin the Oh this is
Speaker 4: great baby. Can't you see I'm callin? Yeah? That's great
Speaker 4: as well, very very good. I'm still you're still not hearing.
Speaker 4: Don't sut my knee.
Speaker 5: There's not my name. There's not my name.
Speaker 1: There's not my name, it's over my head.
Speaker 5: Oh, what happens since your nose?
Speaker 12: Job?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 1: Not a job?
Speaker 4: All right? Then send us yours this week as you
Speaker 4: hear them coming along, email us for next week's Monday's
Speaker 4: Misheard Lewis, thank you very much for the emails you
Speaker 4: send every week for this. Every day I get emails
Speaker 4: coming in for this. They're great. Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 4: dot com dot AU, thank.
Speaker 2: You the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: So today's time waste. It's a kind of a show
Speaker 4: from us to solidarity really for the kind of frontline
Speaker 4: workers at Bunnings. It was horrible to see the encounters,
Speaker 4: and not just at Bunnings car parks and all over
Speaker 4: really and these are a minority incidents, but obviously they
Speaker 4: get they go everywhere. So we must just remind ourselves
Speaker 4: not all of us are behaving like this, but anyway,
Speaker 4: to some people behaving at this, it's unacceptable. And there's
Speaker 4: the other people who believe that it's a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: You know what, you wish you could almost round up
Speaker 4: some of these people who actually believe it's a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: Go down and speak to the people who've actually lost
Speaker 4: loved ones. And every day we're all looking to see
Speaker 4: what the numbers are while they're up or down, and
Speaker 4: there are deaths. There have been deaths over the next
Speaker 4: couple of days. There may well be today that have
Speaker 4: happened over These are real families who've lost someone. This
Speaker 4: is not a conspiracy theory. They should just go down
Speaker 4: and spend a week in emergency ward with no mask.
Speaker 4: If that you're so convinced this is a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: So today's time waste. We're doing Bunnings movies. I was
Speaker 4: pleased to hear earlier this morning we had a phone
Speaker 4: call from Karen. I don't mean Karen, Karen, Karen genuinely
Speaker 4: someone called Karen Karen's aizes people by the way they've
Speaker 4: become shorthand now for idiots, Karen's are not idiots. There
Speaker 4: are people behaving like idiots. They're not called Karen. Karen
Speaker 4: called in and she was just trying to win a
Speaker 4: thousand dollars ear this morning at ten to seven, and
Speaker 4: she told us we're just happened to be chatt chatting
Speaker 4: to one about how she's got the name of the moment,
Speaker 4: how she works at that Bunnings that everybody is talking
Speaker 4: about with the woman this woman here who's quoting the
Speaker 4: nineteen forty eight Charter of Idiots.
Speaker 8: Anything breach of the nineteen forty eight Charter of Human
Speaker 8: Rights to discriminate against men and women.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we had Karen. It works out that Bunning's on earlier.
Speaker 12: I've been on holidays. So I woke up to a
Speaker 12: friend from Brunswick Center to me saying, I hope you
Speaker 12: don't have to put up with horrible people like this,
Speaker 12: said that's my store. And I just took one look
Speaker 12: at Dan on.
Speaker 4: There and went on, so you recognize it, because recognized
Speaker 4: Dan the manager.
Speaker 12: Yes, he was the first one I saw in that time.
Speaker 4: Fair play. I don't know if that's the way they
Speaker 4: train you all. But I couldn't do that. I'd have
Speaker 4: been a lot ruder or instantly rude of someone speaking
Speaker 4: to me in my face like that.
Speaker 12: But question, that's why I let it back.
Speaker 4: Yes, so she did say that it's very rare. They
Speaker 4: don't get a lot of this, knock her. But it
Speaker 4: was Dan the man. You've seen the video, Amy and Trish. Okay,
Speaker 4: So thank you very much. All the patients she's showing
Speaker 4: at the moment. All right, today's time waste to them. Bunnings,
Speaker 4: We've got your back. It's Bunnings Movies. Rest easy, sleep well, Buddings.
Speaker 4: We've got your back on the show. Bunnings Movies. How
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Speaker 1: They're okay?
Speaker 4: Mine too? Uh? Ten things I hate about locktight glue.
Speaker 1: Not familiar with lucktyle.
Speaker 4: All right, well, let me tell you it's on the
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Speaker 1: We're using that today.
Speaker 4: We talk about sleep well, trade and sleep well. We've
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Speaker 4: What have you got?
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Speaker 1: This is a two parter. Part one is terrible, but
Speaker 1: I need it.
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Speaker 4: The brand of tools, right, friend?
Speaker 1: Tradings are clapping if you're listen carefull, you.
Speaker 4: No, I just hear locus and crickets and a bell
Speaker 4: ringing in the distance.
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Speaker 4: We've just had an instance where sometimes I wonder if
Speaker 4: we actually let you know, or kept the mics up
Speaker 4: during the show and said, hey, listen, it's your choice.
Speaker 4: Now listen to the song or listen to sometimes the
Speaker 4: terrible things that are said whilst the songs.
Speaker 2: Are on air?
Speaker 4: Which show do you think we be more popular? I
Speaker 4: fear sometimes that the alter ego show, the three of
Speaker 4: us would be either it'd be career ending or all
Speaker 4: career making. I'm not sure some of this, but Patsy
Speaker 4: has just told us a story. We're obviously talking like
Speaker 4: everyone is, about what's gone on at Bunnings and all this,
Speaker 4: and Patsy told us a story about toys r us.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to do it on air.
Speaker 1: I don't which had really nothing to do with the
Speaker 1: Bunning story.
Speaker 4: As always, she steers it down somewhere else. It's got
Speaker 4: nothing to do with them, the people at Bunnings and
Speaker 4: the post office who are getting all this kind of
Speaker 4: abuse by nut jobs, she said, tell us a story
Speaker 4: about kids, you to do poos toys are us.
Speaker 3: It's got everything to do with how badly retail workers
Speaker 3: cop it. And I think what this COVID thing has
Speaker 3: done is made us appreciate what awesome people they are.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Karen's aren't now going to start
Speaker 4: pooing it down the island? Is that what toys as that?
Speaker 4: To follow? You go there, buy your woody toys. Suddenly
Speaker 4: there's someone who's doctor Douice down there and there on
Speaker 4: the floor and aren't getting out of it already? Online?
Speaker 4: Is that what it was? I don't know what to
Speaker 4: do with this information my head. Now I'm going to
Speaker 4: drive home today, very confused. Pats. Generally, that's what we
Speaker 4: were talk.
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Speaker 4: the show Bunnings Movies. That's where I was actually staring
Speaker 4: at peace Bell I didn't even know what was doing. Then,
Speaker 4: all right, Bunnings Movies. That's today's time waste. Let's having it,
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Speaker 4: it there. Let's have a chewy off is the title
Speaker 4: of today's show. We are back tomorrow morning when you
Speaker 4: wake up. We'll also have three to wek Tuesday and
Speaker 4: another chance for you to pick up one thousand dollars.
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