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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Christian o'connall show podcast showtime.

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<v Speaker 3>It's right in my wheelhouse because I love all those

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<v Speaker 3>period styles.

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<v Speaker 4>Horny, Honey, Honey.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian Noconnall Show on Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning, it's Monday morning, seven minutes past six.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Patrina Jones.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Christian, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Chick, Good morning, Chack, Hey, Patsy, how are you, Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good? Actually, how nice weekend? Very nice? We again,

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<v Speaker 4>do you guys have a nice weekends?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, it wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I'm not walking around the streets obviously too much,

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<v Speaker 6>but nice seeing the sun coming in through the windows.

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<v Speaker 4>Beautiful, nice weekend. All right, on today's show. Then, we've

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<v Speaker 4>got a lot of stuff. Busy show today. We are

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<v Speaker 4>locked and loaded. We've got on thousand dollars to give

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<v Speaker 4>to one of you. They're gonna win in fifteen seconds.

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<v Speaker 4>Go bump audition, very big bump audition today of Monday Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Smith's and lyrics. There's some great ones in there, some

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<v Speaker 4>strange ones as well. And before that, before that, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't begin the show with anger, but we have microphones,

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<v Speaker 4>so I will masks. Can we talk about the masks,

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<v Speaker 4>and I know everyone keeps corn them Karens. I think

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<v Speaker 4>that's unfair to actual Karens. Probably innocent, they haven't. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not Karens. They're just idiots. They're not Karens. Karens is

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<v Speaker 4>going to be a phrase at the end of twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably have to update the OED Dictionary next year. Flatten

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<v Speaker 4>the curve abing there and so all Karens as well.

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<v Speaker 4>And this clip which has been going all over the

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<v Speaker 4>internet of the last twenty four hours all over the

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<v Speaker 4>world about the lady in Sultan and poor very very

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<v Speaker 4>patient people at Bunnings. They are more patient people than I.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have told someone like that to f off immediately,

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<v Speaker 4>and that's why I shouldn't be working at Bunnings. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how what I mean, did you behave

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<v Speaker 4>that well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they did, they showed so much restrain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, played to that is going above and beyond. But

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<v Speaker 4>if you've missed it, just have listened to this. So

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<v Speaker 4>this is just this is just represented off of sadly,

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<v Speaker 4>quite a few people over the weekend who don't think

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<v Speaker 4>they should be wearing masks either. They just don't think

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<v Speaker 4>they should be wearing masks and the rest of us

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<v Speaker 4>should be, or they've gone into some sort of qan

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<v Speaker 4>on chat site online they believe it's a giant mega

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<v Speaker 4>conspiracy theory. But either way, they don't think that they

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<v Speaker 4>should behave like the rest of us, and they all

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<v Speaker 4>the reason why we're all doing this is for what's

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<v Speaker 4>called the greater good. It's a little little inconvenience to

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<v Speaker 4>us individually, but for the greater good. So we don't

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<v Speaker 4>have to go into some like Stage four lockdown, or

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<v Speaker 4>we don't have to stay indoors wearing masks around the

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<v Speaker 4>Christmas Turkey this year. We're all on board with that, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>but not this person, not this genius. She's been online,

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<v Speaker 4>she's printed something off to read to them.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just asking if you've got a mask.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, it's clear I don't, and you are not authorized

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<v Speaker 8>to ask me or question me about it. Sure, I

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<v Speaker 8>actually don't need a medical certificate if you refer to

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<v Speaker 8>the d No, I'm allowed to do this, and you're

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<v Speaker 8>discriminating against and we're all just.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to be in this together and together.

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<v Speaker 8>I actually don't and you're not authorized by the Australian government,

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<v Speaker 8>even question me about it, then that's discrimination, and I

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<v Speaker 8>can have you sued personally for discriminating against me as

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<v Speaker 8>a woman.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's just because you're an idiot. Nothing to do

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<v Speaker 4>with your gender whatsoever. It's because you're an idiot. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>can you believe this? I know these people just they

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<v Speaker 4>must have fact that I hope they didn't get that

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<v Speaker 4>all day And this is just a very very rare instance.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like a select few.

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<v Speaker 6>It actually feels like I doubt she was actually needing

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<v Speaker 6>anything from Bunny.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like.

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<v Speaker 4>Trying to make trying to make the point. And it

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<v Speaker 4>also I got the finish. She was so excited, like

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<v Speaker 4>the self righteous. They have this kind of excitement where

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<v Speaker 4>they somehow have knowledge we don't and we're all some

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<v Speaker 4>kind of idiots being you know, led by the nose

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<v Speaker 4>by the government and five G big business. She's almost breathless,

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<v Speaker 4>like she's been rehearsing it in front of the mirror.

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<v Speaker 8>Idything breach of the nineteen forty eight What Charter of

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<v Speaker 8>Human Rights to discriminate against men and women in.

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<v Speaker 4>Bunnings nineteen forty eight, before Bunnings came Where's my sausage?

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<v Speaker 4>Human Right? Corba Bille sat down to get your rights

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<v Speaker 4>about a snack and better wander into Bunning swearing whatever

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<v Speaker 4>you want.

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<v Speaker 8>No, I'm not going to stop filming because this is

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<v Speaker 8>my evidence against you.

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<v Speaker 4>You are, with this evidence, what court case? Take it

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<v Speaker 4>a court, Please have a day in court so we

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<v Speaker 4>can go. But she know only to be able to

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<v Speaker 4>represent herself with a whatever Q and on internet forum

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<v Speaker 4>printed off but gibberish she's got. Now do under present

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<v Speaker 4>some more evidence here that I've printed off from a

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<v Speaker 4>forum as well. It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 8>No, I'm not going to stop filming because this is

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<v Speaker 8>my evidence against you, you and Bunny for discriminating against

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<v Speaker 8>me as a woman.

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<v Speaker 4>You are, you totally are.

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<v Speaker 8>If you take out your phone and look out the

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<v Speaker 8>Department of Human Services and have a look at the conditions.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm wearing a mask. I don't even have to have

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<v Speaker 8>this conversation with you because you're not authorized by the

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<v Speaker 8>Australian governments even me.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, it's unbelievable. In the video, she also says that

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<v Speaker 4>Bunnings is a public place so that when we can

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<v Speaker 4>come out of lockdown, let's all meet a Bunnings, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>have a picnic because it's a public place. And let's

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<v Speaker 4>just say with anywhere like Kmar, there's others not me

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<v Speaker 4>now riding my bike through Kmar, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw the frisbee around and let the dog pool on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize like McDonald's are going to go and

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<v Speaker 4>pitch my tent in there as well. These are all

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<v Speaker 4>public places now, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcasts a fellow dog or owner, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>do you find that your dog does this?

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<v Speaker 4>You're out for a walk wherever you are in the

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<v Speaker 4>park or you're down the beach. They see that bin

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<v Speaker 4>where you would normally put your dog poop right right,

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<v Speaker 4>and you kind of think, now's a good time to go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about two feet away from that bin if I

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<v Speaker 4>pick up your poop. Then they walk on and suddenly

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<v Speaker 4>you're in that equal distance between two very distant poobins,

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<v Speaker 4>aren't you, And you think in your mind, I hope

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<v Speaker 4>you don't do it now, because I'm right in the middle,

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<v Speaker 4>and they're between that poobin all the way down there

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<v Speaker 4>and the poo bin all the way back down there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where they always go for the dump.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a telepathic they can tell that you're thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do it here, don't do it here?

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<v Speaker 4>Never convenience is it? This is yesterday? And how many

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<v Speaker 4>times have you been doing the poop? And it's always

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<v Speaker 4>when we're right in the middle between the two vastly

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<v Speaker 4>apart poobins. It does my head. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>why they I can't try to put some mind control

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<v Speaker 4>over my DoD They I think they instinctively know now's

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<v Speaker 4>the worst time, because then you've got to walk for

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<v Speaker 4>the rest of your ten or fifteen minute walk to

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<v Speaker 4>the next bin carrying a poo bag.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and you you have that feeling about you that

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<v Speaker 6>you want to tell passers by. It's like I am going,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not leaving it. I am going to the bin

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<v Speaker 6>and I will return.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Over the weekend, quite a few people pass away.

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<v Speaker 4>Peter Green, who was original original founding member of Fluid

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<v Speaker 4>Matt passed Toway as well, and an amazing guitarist, and

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<v Speaker 4>I've got some amazing example of his work to play

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<v Speaker 4>out on today's show. Somebody else also passed away, with

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<v Speaker 4>someone who I met in the UK years ago. I

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<v Speaker 4>think he came over to do his TV show and

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<v Speaker 4>he was doing some promotional stuff was Regis Philbin, legendary

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<v Speaker 4>host TV host in America, did Millionaire Hot Seat as

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<v Speaker 4>well over there, and he came on my radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>And I always judge people not what they're like when

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<v Speaker 4>the mics are on. If they're on a live show,

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<v Speaker 4>you can tell a lot about what they're like, especially

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<v Speaker 4>the big stars when the mic'sre Often. He couldn't have

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<v Speaker 4>been more fun to hang out with, right He was

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<v Speaker 4>just asking. He was the whole team. He wants to

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<v Speaker 4>know who is married, who had kids, what their story was.

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<v Speaker 4>We were the show was quiet. He came in for

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<v Speaker 4>half an hour. He ended up staying an hour and

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<v Speaker 4>a half. When he had to go the show suddenly

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<v Speaker 4>we all felt quite depressed. It was like he'd taken

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<v Speaker 4>the energy in the sun with him. He was a lovely, charming,

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<v Speaker 4>very You know some people just they're not their age.

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<v Speaker 4>They're kind of daring game with the modern world. And

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<v Speaker 4>in his cynical way, he was one of those. He

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<v Speaker 4>was very, very funny as well. Anyway that he was

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<v Speaker 4>the original presenter of the American version of Millionaire Hot Seat,

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<v Speaker 4>which came from a UK idea that used to be

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<v Speaker 4>on a radio show Chris Tarrant was a big legendary

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<v Speaker 4>radio host in the UK and I was in the

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<v Speaker 4>same building as Chris Tarrant. He was on the number

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<v Speaker 4>one station at the time. I'm not making this up.

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<v Speaker 4>I was on the number fourteen, the fourteenth biggest break

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<v Speaker 4>twenty eight twenty eight breakfast shows in London. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty eight breakfast shows in London. Right Town was at

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<v Speaker 4>number one. He was at number one for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>No one ever got near here. But he used to

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<v Speaker 4>do his feature called the Cash Mountain. Where as you

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<v Speaker 4>went up the Cash Mountain, you would the questions would

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<v Speaker 4>get harder, but the price the money would get bigger

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<v Speaker 4>and bigger. Sure, his two producers leave the radio show

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<v Speaker 4>and they think maybe there's some sort of thing in

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<v Speaker 4>this cash Mountain. They picture it to a TV guy.

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<v Speaker 4>This TV guy thinks this is going to be the

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<v Speaker 4>next big thing. Let's give away a million on it.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's how Who Wants to Be a Millionaire came

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<v Speaker 4>out on a radio feature. Anyway, I was working that building.

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<v Speaker 4>Once it got on TV, it became the biggest TV

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<v Speaker 4>show in Britain. At one point, nineteen million people a

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<v Speaker 4>night were watching it. Wow, So the first TV show.

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<v Speaker 4>They've never done this anywhere they were where they stripped

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<v Speaker 4>the show over five nights. It never been done before.

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<v Speaker 4>Now it's done here, it's done in America. But it

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<v Speaker 4>was the first show to actually rip it out and

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<v Speaker 4>go we're going to have this on every single night.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was huge. They sold all over the world.

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<v Speaker 4>They saw it for mega, mega millions. Anyway, my building

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<v Speaker 4>the moment that came on TV and it got sold

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<v Speaker 4>around the world. We had to all sign new contracts

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<v Speaker 4>where any ideas you came up with whilst you're on

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<v Speaker 4>air for that radio group they owned, because guess what,

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<v Speaker 4>they didn't own any of it. They lost literally billions.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean the guy won the guys who was a

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<v Speaker 4>former breakfast shop producer lives in a castle now in

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<v Speaker 4>the south of France. That's so much money they made.

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<v Speaker 4>They made so much money. But anyway, there were lovely

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<v Speaker 4>guys and one of them I went from a meeting

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<v Speaker 4>with a couple of years ago and he played me

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<v Speaker 4>this clip of Regis. I said, oh, we had Regis

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<v Speaker 4>on the show last week. He went, oh, out of

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<v Speaker 4>all the hosts, you know, Chris Town obviously the original one,

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<v Speaker 4>when it transferred to TV as well. For Who Wants

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<v Speaker 4>to Be a Millionaire and Millionaire Hot Seats, we came

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<v Speaker 4>here Regis we always thought was the greatest host because

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<v Speaker 4>of this one clip. Have you listened to this? This

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<v Speaker 4>is an incredible bit of audio. It's about a minute

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<v Speaker 4>and a half, but the payoff at the end is amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of the greatest TV game show moments ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Haven't listened to this?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, let me just bring you up to dat here.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 7>If you miss, you'll be reduced.

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<v Speaker 9>By four hundred and sixty eight thousand dollars. You'll go

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<v Speaker 9>back down to thirty two thousand dollars here. It is

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<v Speaker 9>a one billion dollar question. We rarely see these here.

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<v Speaker 9>Only one of the contestants that ever won five hundred

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<v Speaker 9>thousand on our show.

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<v Speaker 7>So if you're ready, let's go for the million.

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<v Speaker 9>Which of these US presidents appeared on the television series Laughing?

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<v Speaker 9>Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford.

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<v Speaker 10>I like to call my parent, so right now, sure,

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<v Speaker 10>use my lifeline.

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<v Speaker 7>Call my parents. What are their names?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>My father, I'll talk to my father.

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<v Speaker 2>Name he does have a name.

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<v Speaker 9>Tom Our friends at at and T will get your

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<v Speaker 9>dad on the line and we'll see if he can

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<v Speaker 9>help you.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello, Hello, Tom, Yeah, Hi.

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<v Speaker 9>Regis Philbert here from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

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<v Speaker 6>Ali.

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<v Speaker 7>We've got your son John with us right now.

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<v Speaker 9>He's doing pretty well good. He's one of a half

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<v Speaker 9>million dollars. Wow.

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<v Speaker 7>And he's going for a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 9>And he needs your help to get there. He's going

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<v Speaker 9>to come on the line, read a question, four possible answers.

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<v Speaker 7>One of them is the right answer, and the next

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<v Speaker 7>voice you hear will be John's John. You've got thirty

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<v Speaker 7>seconds starts right now.

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<v Speaker 10>Hi, Dad, and I really need your help. I just

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<v Speaker 10>wanted to let you know that I'm going to win

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<v Speaker 10>a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>That's some boys to do that, isn't it? Just to

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<v Speaker 4>bring your dad to let you learn about two min

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<v Speaker 4>and million dollars on TV?

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<v Speaker 10>Because the US President appeared On'm laughing as Richard Nixon.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my final answer.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, my gosh, what can I say except Debbie, you're

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<v Speaker 9>going to Paris. So this is the final answer I

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<v Speaker 9>heard all around the world.

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<v Speaker 4>He's won a million dollars. That's a pretty cool man

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<v Speaker 4>on TV? Is it to use it to call your

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<v Speaker 4>dad to say you've brought it.

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<v Speaker 2>Christians. Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the Snack Genius recipes we tested of yours

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday, Caroline Palsy is enjoying right now, Jim. Other

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<v Speaker 4>two we tested.

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<v Speaker 1>One was hopefully it's not that it Twisti's in the apple.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's the corn flakes and ice cream with the topping.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have for Friday? Christian, I want to thank

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<v Speaker 4>you snack Genius for the rest. You gave me a

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<v Speaker 4>great idea. I'm struggling to get the Monday morning get

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<v Speaker 4>back to work vibe today. So I've just torn through

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<v Speaker 4>half of it ice cream and corn flakes. I've topped

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<v Speaker 4>it with caramel topping. It is the bomb. I now

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<v Speaker 4>feel a lot better about going to work today. See

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<v Speaker 4>he's working. This is snack Genius. I mean normally we

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<v Speaker 4>have in our minds I think that you do this

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<v Speaker 4>on a Friday or Saturday night, and I never really

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<v Speaker 4>thought the time. It might be something you do on

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<v Speaker 4>a Monday morning. But whatever it takes you to get

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<v Speaker 4>you through the week, howd Anyway, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 4>for that. If you've got any ideas or recipe ideas

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<v Speaker 4>for this Friday snack genius. You can email them to

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<v Speaker 4>me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au. Coming out

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<v Speaker 4>to the next two weeks. Then every single day the

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<v Speaker 4>great news is you get to try and win one

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars with this Let's play Christian O'Connell's tim Cave

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<v Speaker 4>power Tower. Last night Australian Ninja Warrior was back on

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<v Speaker 4>Channel nine, So on again tonight at seven thirty and

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<v Speaker 4>you can win one thousand dollars right now. See if

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<v Speaker 4>you've got the power. Givember the great game scategories great

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<v Speaker 4>game to play, that's all basically doing. Over the next

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<v Speaker 4>two weeks. You get fifteen seconds on the clock. More

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<v Speaker 4>questions you get right if you beat the other person,

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<v Speaker 4>whoever gets the most in fifteen seconds, will we give

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<v Speaker 4>you this category you win one thousand dollars. Fifteen seconds

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<v Speaker 4>to try and win one thousand dollars. Patsy, you okay,

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<v Speaker 4>do give us a be our guinea pig this morning. Yes, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to get fifteen seconds. Jack. You see how

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy does.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll score.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see if Patsy's got the power. Patsy I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to give you clothing worn by cowboys fifteen seconds starts.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, stirrups a hat, cowboys shirt, maybe a Sway jacket, jeans,

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<v Speaker 3>blue jeans.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe like a driver bond coat, along coat.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty good, smashed it, smashed it. You did really well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't know if that is good. Jack. We're now

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<v Speaker 4>going to give you a category. Uh can I give that?

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<v Speaker 4>There we go? Oh, you love this? You love playing

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<v Speaker 4>Wingsman types.

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<v Speaker 6>Of buds, pro Eagle, duck, swan hawk doing well? Uh,

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<v Speaker 6>pinch parrot.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven Madden. You've been beaten by Jack. You've got it.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got the power. So Jack get would have won

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<v Speaker 4>the one thousand dollars The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian

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<v Speaker 4>O'Connell Show one thousand dollars every single show over the

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<v Speaker 4>next two weeks with this John Kiston's ready, unlock your minds,

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<v Speaker 4>allow your thoughts to flow free. Remember you have the power.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's play Christian O'Connell's Tin Cave Power Tower. By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>can you unblock your mind? Big bulls are voiceover guy.

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<v Speaker 4>They're asking us to unblock our minds. I'm sure if

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<v Speaker 4>you could unblock your minds, all right, one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>We're playing scategories. We give you a category. You get

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<v Speaker 4>fifteen seconds on the clock. Two callers today. Whoever gets

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<v Speaker 4>the most of fifty seconds wins the one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, on first this morning. Then we say good

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<v Speaker 4>morning too. It's the name of twenty twenty Karen. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh no, good morning, poor thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, you've done nothing wrong. Nine Karen's are just decent,

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<v Speaker 4>good people like you, Karen. And now suddenly it's it's

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<v Speaker 4>a derogatory term, isn't it a Karen?

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<v Speaker 12>Even my mum's apologized. So yeah, I've decided to change

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<v Speaker 12>my name just the case. It's going to be the

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<v Speaker 12>letter case. I thought that's just easy, because.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we need to reclaim the K word. Okay, double

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<v Speaker 4>down on Karen's, Karen's and Karen. Yes, I understand that

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<v Speaker 4>you you also work at Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 12>I do, and I actually work at that store too.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you mind me asking which one it was?

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<v Speaker 12>Because obviously there were so many Marry one Fountain Gates.

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<v Speaker 12>So yes, I really.

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<v Speaker 4>Hope that you and your staff. That is a very

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<v Speaker 4>very very rare incidence at the moment.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, it is, And we don't. We don't usually get

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<v Speaker 12>things like that, but I mean it was it was

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<v Speaker 12>pretty hard. I've been on holidays. So I woke up

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<v Speaker 12>to a friend from Brunswick Center to me saying, I

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<v Speaker 12>hope you don't have to put up with horrible people

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<v Speaker 12>like this, And I said, that's my store. And I

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<v Speaker 12>just took one look at Dan on there and went, oh,

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<v Speaker 12>thank goodness they were there, because they are just so

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<v Speaker 12>calm and so you know, so good of what they did.

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<v Speaker 4>So you recognize it because you recognize Dan the manager.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, Dan Man, he was the first one I saw.

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<v Speaker 4>And fair play. I don't know if that's the way

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<v Speaker 4>they train you all, but I couldn't do that. I'd

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<v Speaker 4>have been a lot ruder, instantly rude of someone speaking

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<v Speaker 4>to me in my face like that.

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<v Speaker 12>But and that's why I'm at the back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's why I being a cage exactly.

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<v Speaker 12>They would not want they do.

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<v Speaker 4>Well. Good luck to you and your staff. You're just

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<v Speaker 4>trying to do your job, you know, and we're wearing masters.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay safe, So please bark someone to down the man

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<v Speaker 4>we were. He's a hero. Is one of the heroes

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<v Speaker 4>of twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 12>Is down that, Like I tell you that, yes, and

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<v Speaker 12>he just kept it so calm and sided, I mean

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<v Speaker 12>even Trish as well, like they were all just the girl,

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<v Speaker 12>is that, the girl with him, the girl with him

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<v Speaker 12>with Amy, I mean, and then the first lady who

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<v Speaker 12>was the first one to approach it was Trish.

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<v Speaker 4>Trish Amy Dan. We've got We've got them now the Legends.

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<v Speaker 4>Today's show is dedicated to that powerful threesome Avengers assemble. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just so calm acount all right, Karen, Karen, we

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<v Speaker 4>really want you, after all this now, to try and

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<v Speaker 4>try and get the biggest score. Okay, you're ready for

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<v Speaker 4>your category.

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<v Speaker 12>I am to go for it, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>As soon as I've given you the categories, your time

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<v Speaker 4>will begin. You get fifteen seconds to get as many

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<v Speaker 4>as you can in this category. Okay, all right? Your one, Caaren,

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<v Speaker 4>then is fifteen seconds on breakfast foods.

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<v Speaker 12>Porridge, toast, crago parts, fruit loops, cornflake wheat, big vibrants

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<v Speaker 12>and flat avocado on toasts, bltspe nice coffees, bacon, eggs, pash,

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<v Speaker 12>brown stoppages, tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you a cafe right now? Venue?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's either it's either ten or twelve. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if we count the coffees, I do.

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<v Speaker 8>Have coffee for breakfast most days.

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<v Speaker 4>But yes, all right, okay, let's look in cans. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>see how Michelle's on the like and one A Michelle,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning. Okay, so you've heard all of that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>she did very well.

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<v Speaker 11>I know. I'm nervous now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, take a breath. You've done well to

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<v Speaker 4>get through. You must have played this game before. It's

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<v Speaker 4>great fun to play.

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<v Speaker 11>I've got three kids, so yeah, we play board games

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<v Speaker 11>often in our hands.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, there'd be a tougher crowd than coming on the

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<v Speaker 4>radio and doing it. All right, okay, so same thing. Then,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to give you a category. You get fifteen seconds,

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<v Speaker 4>okay enough, Chip flavors, Chip flavors.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, chip flavors, salt and vinegar, salt, honey, soy, chicken,

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<v Speaker 11>oh DM me, barbecue, veggy mind Oh, I don't know, chicken, mustard,

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<v Speaker 11>honey mustard. Oh dear.

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<v Speaker 4>It's hard, very hard, tough luck. But that means having

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<v Speaker 4>the power this morning, reclaiming the K word. Karen. You

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<v Speaker 4>got the power, Karen.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>Karen stride back with a thousand dollars win Okay, you've

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<v Speaker 4>got the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, Karen, Ah, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 12>So you are an absolute legend.

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<v Speaker 2>Love your show.

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<v Speaker 12>Always listeners when I can, even when I'm not at

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<v Speaker 12>work like today.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Karen, good luck cocaine? Do you thank Dan Amy?

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<v Speaker 4>I will gotcha.

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<v Speaker 12>Absolutely, will absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>Join your thousand dollars. Well done, Thank you, n No worries.

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<v Speaker 12>See how that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So coming up to the next hour on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Then Monday's Misheard Lyrics, which is a big one today.

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<v Speaker 4>There's some great ones in there and some real I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not sure about that moment. So that's come up in

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<v Speaker 4>an hour's time. I can't really describe what's ahead of

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<v Speaker 4>us at half seven, but Jack is smiling. I've told

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<v Speaker 4>you about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, let's use the same teas you used

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<v Speaker 1>to me last night. You've got the story of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think it just is. It's just it.

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<v Speaker 4>I played it. I kept playing the news clip yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>to the kids and we were all laughing, and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, this is another reason why we made

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<v Speaker 4>the right move moving. They do stuff like this. This

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<v Speaker 4>is just brilliant. I think it might be one of

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<v Speaker 4>the best small, petty ways to get over a breakup

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<v Speaker 4>where someone the world has ever seen before that though

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<v Speaker 4>we like to on a Monday, we'd like to pick

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<v Speaker 4>a song that sums up the weekend. We've had to Patsy,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the song that sums up your weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, speaking of breakups, boys, it's very tense out in

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<v Speaker 3>Weerraby at the moment because last week I bought online

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<v Speaker 3>my very first adult onesie and don't laugh, jack Ward.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have done that.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what year was it that they peaked?

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<v Speaker 1>Not their shere did they ever peek?

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<v Speaker 4>No that you like? Actually them and cross.

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<v Speaker 5>Cross if you're wearing both together, lookout.

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<v Speaker 4>What moved you? I mean to buy a ones Well.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I thought in isolation.

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<v Speaker 3>We're hibernating a lot at home right now, aren't we,

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<v Speaker 3>And you're not really leaving the house, so I thought.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw it and I thought you were so have

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<v Speaker 5>standards anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>It's analys in Wonderland themed when I was quite proud

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<v Speaker 3>of it. Audrey's got a matching one.

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<v Speaker 1>So what does that mean you dressed like Alisair?

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<v Speaker 3>It's got pictures pictures of Alan the Mad Hatter, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>all the gang on it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's quite cute. Anyway. I came out, I was quite

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<v Speaker 5>proud of it, and I showed the love God. And

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<v Speaker 5>you know what he said.

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<v Speaker 3>I looked like, he goes, you look like a telly tubby.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Tubbys. That's not exactly a compliment, is it.

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>It is not.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean he's foolish anyway. So did you say that

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<v Speaker 4>you and your daughter have got them?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, we've got matching onesies?

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<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with that? I didn't say anything, did I

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<v Speaker 4>don't judge? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I just said, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>just trying to imagine the picture at home. So did

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<v Speaker 4>she also put hers on? Then you watch something together

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<v Speaker 4>and you watch the Golden Ailes together.

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<v Speaker 5>The Golden Girls, But we watched all us in Wonderland together?

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<v Speaker 4>In them?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to zip each other up?

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're buttons, Jack, But they're very difficult. I forgot

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<v Speaker 3>how difficult they are when you go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it's not just that. After about twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 4>half an hour of them, don't you start to stink?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you're basically just walking around in a sleeping bag.

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<v Speaker 4>There's sort of thing a boxer puts on, or a

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<v Speaker 4>UC fighter cut weight. I mean, it's just like you're

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<v Speaker 4>actually just walking around in an odd boot. Is that

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<v Speaker 4>you're going to build up a bit of sweat there

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<v Speaker 4>and no, then you zip them down to a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit of steam.

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<v Speaker 2>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been hacked again. Remember the other week right, I

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<v Speaker 4>was talking to you, and then suddenly I disappeared, but

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<v Speaker 4>my wife materialized on the phone call. Kind of spooky,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I mean, and just I don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>was happening. I think it's to do with bluetooth. She

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<v Speaker 4>was in the car outside the house.

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<v Speaker 6>That one I think is she pulled up at your

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<v Speaker 6>house close enough for the bluetooth to hook into the car,

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<v Speaker 6>and all of a sudden you were midcenter and they

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<v Speaker 6>heard us. And then I started talking to Sarah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, imagine if we were, you know, planning my escape.

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<v Speaker 4>My escape. I'm very happy there. Anyway's happened again over

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<v Speaker 4>the weekend. Seriously, I was leaving someone a voice message

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<v Speaker 4>on WhatsApp, right, which I love doing. It's easier than

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<v Speaker 4>typing out a text message and I don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>find a reading glasses, so I was leaving a message,

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<v Speaker 4>and then about two hours later the person ran me

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<v Speaker 4>back and went, I only got the first couple of seconds.

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<v Speaker 4>Then your wife appeared on the message. She's now appearing

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<v Speaker 4>on my voicemails, not just that. I was leaving a

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<v Speaker 4>message saying no to the craziest job offer, one of

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<v Speaker 4>the craziest job offers I've ever had, other than one

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<v Speaker 4>about moving out here. So I was saying no. So

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<v Speaker 4>I actually say the guy, look, I'm not sure. And

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<v Speaker 4>then he's taught me into maybe doing it next year.

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<v Speaker 4>So only my wife is now. I think she's deliberately

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<v Speaker 4>hacky my message because she wants me to earn more money.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was saying no, but now I said maybe,

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<v Speaker 4>because hey, do we have listened to this. I can't

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<v Speaker 4>even work out what she's organizing thanks to your message and.

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<v Speaker 5>Hie telling I'm outside waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>HI doing.

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<v Speaker 4>What they got. It's a mystery. What have they got?

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<v Speaker 4>I think she's talking to one of the kids. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know where she was out. She wasn't outside

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<v Speaker 4>the house this time reading her powers. That was just

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<v Speaker 4>a dry rehearsal. Now she's she's further away. She wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>outside the house. My wife is everywhere. I can't even

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<v Speaker 4>have brighter conversations or voicemails.

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<v Speaker 1>In a moment, the radio show is going to cut

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<v Speaker 1>and Sarah's voice broadcast.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be her dream scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Post, what's the song that sums up your weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>It can only be described using you two's hit. I

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<v Speaker 6>still haven't found what I'm looking for?

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<v Speaker 4>What haven't you found? And what were you looking for?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm capsule?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, no, Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, remind everyone what you told us about Friday.

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<v Speaker 6>My family are selling their my childhood home. I spent

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<v Speaker 6>the first twenty years on the murdocks.

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<v Speaker 4>They're selling my family of states. Oh, daddy, daddy, how

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<v Speaker 4>could are you?

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<v Speaker 6>They're just downsizing Mom and daddy all the years on

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<v Speaker 6>the vineyard. Daddy, no kids in the house anymore. They

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<v Speaker 6>don't need the extra rooms. They're downsizing. The house is

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<v Speaker 6>being sold. When I was ten years old, I buried

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<v Speaker 6>a time capsule in the backyard for future civilizations to

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<v Speaker 6>witness what it was like for a ten year old

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<v Speaker 6>boy in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>And let's just remind yourself sort of what was the

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<v Speaker 4>time capsule?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't remember exactly what I put in there.

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<v Speaker 6>It was either a Milo tin or talking to my

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<v Speaker 6>mum over the weekend, she thought it might be like

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<v Speaker 6>a plastic honey pot that we cleaned out, because she

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<v Speaker 6>thought plastic might survive better.

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<v Speaker 1>Than their Milo tin.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a photo of me in there. That's really

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<v Speaker 6>the thing I remember. I don't remember what other treasures

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<v Speaker 6>I put in.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to find this time capsule.

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<v Speaker 6>So I did the right thing, what wore my mask,

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<v Speaker 6>told my family to keep inside, just went around the

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<v Speaker 6>back went into the backyard over the weekend and started

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<v Speaker 6>digging so.

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<v Speaker 4>Hard work that, by the way, I forgot how large

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<v Speaker 4>gym fake. You're a very fait guy, right, You've got

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<v Speaker 4>your personal trainer and stuff like that, But digging.

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<v Speaker 6>There's something else about doing like the obliques, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>exhaust It's horrible doing real labor. You're suddenly exposed. And

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<v Speaker 6>so I went to back bed with the saw back

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<v Speaker 6>of backup.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 6>I dig the first hole where I the problem was.

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<v Speaker 6>I knew straight away that I was in trouble because

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<v Speaker 6>I looked at the backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I knew.

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<v Speaker 6>Within a square meter, digging a hole that big is huge,

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<v Speaker 6>and there is probably three or four square meters at

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<v Speaker 6>least where I go, Well, it could be anywhere in.

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<v Speaker 4>This vis So because we don't actually was about to

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<v Speaker 4>say out loud, we don't work for living technically, that

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<v Speaker 4>is true. I mean you can never call this work right.

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<v Speaker 4>But when you dig right, you go down. Is that all?

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<v Speaker 4>It's just going to move out? And what these are

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have to do? Right, gyms? They should get rid

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<v Speaker 4>of a load of the dumbbales and just have like

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<v Speaker 4>a patch of earth. I go dig that for half

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<v Speaker 4>an hour, you'll lose way more way.

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<v Speaker 6>Especially ground that hasn't been disturbed for solid forty years.

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<v Speaker 6>And there's roots in there because I buried it under

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<v Speaker 6>a tree. So there's two trees in the backyard. I

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<v Speaker 6>can't remember which one it was buried under. And then

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a three sixty circumference around each tree that

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<v Speaker 6>I have to dig around.

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<v Speaker 4>So how long we were out there digging yesterday?

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<v Speaker 6>So I did two hours yesterday before before I threw

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<v Speaker 6>the shovel in.

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<v Speaker 4>And now this must look lovely now for the new owners.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually it looks like a serial killer just checking. He

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<v Speaker 4>left none of them bones behind.

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<v Speaker 6>Seriously, honestly, what I ended up with was two human

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<v Speaker 6>sized holes.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that Perhapsy's dog has come around her.

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<v Speaker 6>So I didn't end up putting the dirt back in,

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<v Speaker 6>because oh no, I'll go back sometime.

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<v Speaker 1>In the next week.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll go back for round two and keep digging because

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<v Speaker 6>I'm now I'm desperate to find the But I just

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<v Speaker 6>left holes back there. The other thing is, Mum said,

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<v Speaker 6>just be aware. Your rabbits when you were kids are

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<v Speaker 6>buried back there.

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<v Speaker 5>So oh my, if.

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<v Speaker 6>You come across bones, if you come across bones, that's

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<v Speaker 6>the rabbits that your dad had to bury.

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<v Speaker 4>When you know it is the same with a mirror

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<v Speaker 4>seven years bad luck. If you disturb the bones of

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<v Speaker 4>a rabbit, rabbits traditionally.

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<v Speaker 1>Particular rabbit, particularly a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 4>Rabbit rabbits like a lucky rabbits and all that. They're

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<v Speaker 4>in folk lore for going about centuries, it's worse than

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<v Speaker 4>a mirror. If you disturb the broken bones of a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh well, I don't want to curse myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You know all about that.

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<v Speaker 5>You need a metal detector. Get a metal detector.

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<v Speaker 1>But the problem I.

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<v Speaker 4>Reckon there's an easier way than that. Because even though

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<v Speaker 4>it's metal detectors, right, if they were those guys that

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 4>all be like they'd be digging out and finding treasure.

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<v Speaker 4>If you have seen them, they're just like in a

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<v Speaker 4>farmer's field, getting nowhere other than going through dog poo

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<v Speaker 4>that someone's put coins in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 6>And then the thing is, if I've got it in

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<v Speaker 6>the plastic honeypot, it's not the Miloa team anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>What you need, Patty, you back me up on this.

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<v Speaker 4>What he needs is a clair voint, right, psych Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>they find missing kids. Some of these people, the FBI

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<v Speaker 4>use them. They will take a look at it and

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<v Speaker 4>go no, no, no, no, no no. Grid it up like ABC

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<v Speaker 4>and then down the other axes. I think it's the

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<v Speaker 4>only time I ever said axis since down the other

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<v Speaker 4>axes go one, two, three, and then they go.

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<v Speaker 5>Be nigh, yep, you're looking in this area.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I just sketched or I need a photo

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<v Speaker 1>of a photo.

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<v Speaker 4>They need that and a picture of you at the

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<v Speaker 4>age you buried it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, I don't have an aerial shot of my backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe have to draw it them. But if there are

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<v Speaker 4>any clare voints or mediums listen to show right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Please call me. You knew I was going to ask

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<v Speaker 4>this question. You're already dining out the numbers now, and

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<v Speaker 4>maybe this morning I was going to ask this question.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe she can find your bitcoin while she's at it.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be great.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes people are they don't handle a breakup very well.

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<v Speaker 4>They could do all kinds of crazy stuff. And then

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes there's petty ways you hear, and then there's the

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<v Speaker 4>new support. I saw yesterday and I played with my

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<v Speaker 4>kids and I went, this is why I moved here.

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<v Speaker 4>People like this? Do this? What an amazing country? Have

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<v Speaker 4>a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 13>Accan's mother has been forced to block dozens of calls

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<v Speaker 13>after her ex partner allegedly took her phone number and

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<v Speaker 13>plasted on polls here around the CBD telling people to

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<v Speaker 13>call up and impersonate schw Baker for a chance to

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<v Speaker 13>win one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>This would be the most childish breakup I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Why all he had to do was be mature and go,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't love you anymore.

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<v Speaker 12>I want to move on.

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<v Speaker 5>The calls have been waking her and her three young children.

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<v Speaker 13>Up at odd hours in the evening and they yet

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<v Speaker 13>to stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I won five hundred fat.

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<v Speaker 4>So much going on that it's just incredible. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>on the news report there it actually showed a telegraph

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<v Speaker 4>pole with this black and white photo clearly off Chewbacca,

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:31.959
<v Speaker 4>and then those little tear strips you get for Spanish

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<v Speaker 4>lessons or guitar tutor instead. This was the number two

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<v Speaker 4>win a hundred bucks right now the way we're going

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<v Speaker 4>the world. Hundred bucks is a good win called up

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<v Speaker 4>to a Chewbacca impression. It's and the impressions, I have

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<v Speaker 4>to be honest, impressions are actually pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, very good.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very hard to do a Chewbaccer impression. Can you

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 4>do what?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to try, honestly.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're still recovering from a deviated septem so that

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<v Speaker 4>otherwise yeah, yes, perhts, but you can do it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like it. It's in the throat, isn't

0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 5>It's kind of.

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 11>It.

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<v Speaker 4>It was actually back if it was a lady going

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<v Speaker 4>through the change.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it's very hard to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, I'd actually give you one hundred dollars right now

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 4>if you did that again. Please try really Chewbacca, you

0:34:28.000 --> 0:34:33.800
<v Speaker 4>Jewbacca and producing those mouths. I'm not that's not even it.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the end of that is good, Well you can't.

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:43.919
<v Speaker 4>That's not impressions. When it ends, it's great. All right.

0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 4>So look, this is the weather world right now. People

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<v Speaker 4>want to try and win one hundred dollars by doing

0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 4>Tobacca impressions. Who are we to get in the way.

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 4>This radio station has has got no more money for

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:54.279
<v Speaker 4>this year. They've allocated what they're going to give us

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:56.880
<v Speaker 4>this year. So this is coming from myself. I'm happy,

0:34:57.360 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 4>gladly happy to give someone one hundred dollars of my

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 4>own money for a great It's gotta be a great one,

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 4>not a half decent one. I mean a really great

0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 4>Chewbacca impression. Okay, and anythink that's better than what Patsy

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:12.840
<v Speaker 4>and I just did the Christian o'connells show podcast news yesterday.

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:16.520
<v Speaker 13>Accan's mother has been forced to block dozens of calls

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 13>after her ex partner allegedly took her phone number and

0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 13>plasted on poles here around the CBD telling people to

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 13>call up and impersonate chew Baka for a chance to

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 13>win one hundred dollars.

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:30.879
<v Speaker 1>This would be the most childish breakup I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 12>Yep, Like all we had to do was be mature

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 12>and go I don't love you anymore. I want to

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:35.600
<v Speaker 12>move on.

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 13>The calls have been waking her and her three young

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.879
<v Speaker 13>children up at odd hours in the evening and they're

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<v Speaker 13>yet to stop.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great impression. I'm sorry.

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 7>I won five hundred.

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:55.920
<v Speaker 4>Pat Ah, Okay, what a country, Australia, What a country.

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 4>That's how you handle a breakup, you know, is by

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.920
<v Speaker 4>plastering your his phone numb all over town asked him

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:03.719
<v Speaker 4>to call up to win one hundred dollars doing a

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 4>Chewbacca impression. It's amazing. Uh so, Patsy just tried to

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<v Speaker 4>win one hundred dollars. I'm putting another one hundred dollars

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 4>on this now, seeing if we can actually get a

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:15.239
<v Speaker 4>decent Chewbacco impression out of people. Patsy did this.

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<v Speaker 5>I set the bar low.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you said it, Hi, this is the actual one.

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.279
<v Speaker 4>Sounds that what Patsy was doing. All right, are we

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:30.240
<v Speaker 4>ready to hear chewbaccas? All right, let's go to the lines.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to Daniel. Good morning, I'm good buddy, I'm excited.

0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 4>You're first up. Let's hear there.

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<v Speaker 11>All right, I'll let it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well then, do you know what? It's not that bad.

0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 1>There's some redeeming qualities.

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<v Speaker 4>What are they?

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:58.880
<v Speaker 5>It's crossed with Imus Simpson.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you give us more time?

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:02.239
<v Speaker 7>Dan?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thank you, Daniel, I got it. I'll tell you

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 4>what it is. It's a very melancholic Chewbacca. It starts

0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:17.520
<v Speaker 4>chebaccan this like he's having a long dark night of

0:37:17.560 --> 0:37:17.919
<v Speaker 4>the soul.

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>It starts with blowing bubbles sound effect.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and then the the whining is actually good.

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:25.120
<v Speaker 4>It's crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a B plus.

0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah it is. Yeah, that's pretty good. Daniel. Wait it's

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:41.800
<v Speaker 4>down the line. Okay, alright, thanks Buddy, Graham a worst man.

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:50.840
<v Speaker 14>No need for a hello business.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that is amazing, Graham once more, nice dry grain.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks Connor. Mate. Have a good day, Adam morning. Now

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 4>are we all we're good? Adham? Have you had nice weekend?

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 4>And chewbaccra away. That's on the money, really good, yes,

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 4>very very good. At dam Ski I like it a lot.

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 4>Stay there at him. Let's got a word. Josh, Hey

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:26.280
<v Speaker 4>you guys what Adam?

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:30.400
<v Speaker 2>You're right, Josh that Josh, yeah, min how he's all going.

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we're good, Josh. Nice weekend. Let's here at Chebacca.

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<v Speaker 4>Very good again, good, brilliant Josh and Adam in the

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 4>lead at the moment. Very good, Josh boy, thank you

0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 4>all right mate, Timothy? Yeah, here go app good off

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 4>you go, tim very good as well. It's good.

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I think he's still Adam and Josh and the front

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 1>runners for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get can we get back producers? Can we get

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<v Speaker 4>back up? Put Adam on like one, but Josh online too.

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 4>Let's have a chewy off.

0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:07.840
<v Speaker 1>This every Monday.

0:39:07.960 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 4>Chew off. It's a momic Monday figures. This is what

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 4>we need right now the COVID world. Granddad, how do

0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 4>you handle on your radio show Lockdown? We did a

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:25.640
<v Speaker 4>chewi off? All right, Chebaca Adam? All right, let's go

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 4>to sure yeah Tobacca. Josh. It's good, isn't it? Can

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 4>I just get Adam to back around him once more?

0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 4>All right? All right, Adam, you're the one. You can

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:51.160
<v Speaker 4>take my one hundred dollars. It's yours hell.

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Every Monday, we do your misheard lyrics. We do it

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<v Speaker 4>in two parts. At first, we have Big John, it's

0:39:59.560 --> 0:40:01.480
<v Speaker 4>kind of of the misheard lyrics, and then we do

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<v Speaker 4>all the ones. It's a huge one this week. There's

0:40:04.160 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 4>some brilliant ones in here and as always somewhere, I'm

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:09.880
<v Speaker 4>not sure what you think you're hearing. It's just another

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:17.040
<v Speaker 4>mishardman Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right. Then last

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<v Speaker 4>week on the Misheard Lyrics, there were two Hall of Famous,

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<v Speaker 4>very well deserving Hall of famers as well. There was

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<v Speaker 4>this one, I'm a Paol haul Ace by the police.

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<v Speaker 4>It's still like that. And then my favorite, one of

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<v Speaker 4>my favorite ones of the year so far, Prince from

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<v Speaker 4>most Beautiful gun in the world instead of and feel

0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 4>proud in the light of this power and feel proud

0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 4>that bin Ladin was found. Still good? All right, those

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:50.839
<v Speaker 4>are two Hall of Famers. I see how we get

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<v Speaker 4>on this week? Okay, so the top five from Big

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<v Speaker 4>John this week. All of these the Misheard lyrics are

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<v Speaker 4>family related, not that that means they're to do with families. Abba, Waterloo,

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<v Speaker 4>what first, Waterloo? Know my fate is to be with you? Waterloo,

0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 4>Know my fate is to be with you? Or is

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 4>it Waterloo? Knowing my babies could be with you, knowing

0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:30.160
<v Speaker 4>my babies could be with you. James Brown living in America.

0:41:30.400 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 4>Everybody eat your heart out? Or is it family related?

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 4>Auntie Barbara, eat your heart out, Auntie Barbara, eat your

0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:53.759
<v Speaker 4>heart out. It's the way it says Annie Barb. Yeah,

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:59.400
<v Speaker 4>that's very good. Now we go to Leonard Skinnerd's Sweet

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Home Obama. My mom Gomery's got the answer. My Mommy's

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<v Speaker 4>got the answer.

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<v Speaker 12>Or is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, pop, don't let it stop there, sir. This

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 4>is quite stretch, isn't it. Isn't it? I mean it's faint.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me just turn up as we stay in the

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:31.919
<v Speaker 4>game the gain he played again, Come on, pop, don't

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<v Speaker 4>let it stop there, sir? Okay, dog whist? Isn't it

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:45.560
<v Speaker 4>is in there? Though? Now we got to Billie Idol

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<v Speaker 4>White wedding. Hey, little sister, what's your vice or wish?

0:42:54.080 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 4>Or is it? Hey, little sister? What's your bison bison wish? Yeah? No,

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 4>one more time you hear a bison pats?

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I definitely hear it, sister.

0:43:14.800 --> 0:43:22.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's right. Actually, Handel's sister, what's your bison wish? Yeah,

0:43:22.560 --> 0:43:27.799
<v Speaker 4>bison's in there. David Bowie a moment track Uncle Arthur.

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:29.359
<v Speaker 4>Are you familiar with this song with the Great David

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:31.880
<v Speaker 4>Bommy Uncle Arthur. Uncle Arthur likes his mommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Likes mummy.

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<v Speaker 4>You can already hear him miss Herd, can't you? Uncle

0:43:37.000 --> 0:43:45.600
<v Speaker 4>Arthur wipes his mummyla likes his mummy, like mummy. Uncle

0:43:45.719 --> 0:43:50.480
<v Speaker 4>Arthur wipes his money from David Bowie likes mummy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's in there, all right? Coming down next then Part two,

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:56.600
<v Speaker 4>All the ones you've been sending in over the last

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:59.520
<v Speaker 4>seven days on Mondays big miss Herd lyrics only here

0:43:59.560 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 4>on the Chris O'Connell's Show on Gold Christian Christian O'Connell

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 4>Christian o'connells Show Podcast, Part two Now for Monday's misheard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just another miss heard Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right. Part two is

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<v Speaker 4>the ones you've been sending you over the last seven days.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, we go to Josh Perry Christian. My

0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:25.359
<v Speaker 4>mom and I listen to the show every morning using

0:44:25.440 --> 0:44:29.880
<v Speaker 4>the iHeartRadio app. We're from stool out in Western Victoria.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much, sir, Josh. They've got this bon Jovi,

0:44:33.880 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 4>No apologies, no, no, apologies or is it no a

0:44:41.280 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 4>pile of cheese no, Crystal Clear? No, a pile of cheese?

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:50.480
<v Speaker 11>No?

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 4>Which is that for bon Jovi, Josh Perry and Mama Perry?

0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:02.840
<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much, very good. Kristin McClain's got this one, Lizzo,

0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:05.800
<v Speaker 4>good as hell. I do my hair, toss, check.

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 5>My nails, do my hair doars check?

0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 4>Or is it I take my hair down, check for knits,

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:19.080
<v Speaker 4>A do my hair arms check my no, no, no, no,

0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 4>that is a big miss swinging a miss this morning,

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:29.080
<v Speaker 4>A big one black Christ green Day. Brad's got this one,

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:32.760
<v Speaker 4>brad garb it green Day? Jaded? Somebody keep my balance?

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 4>I think I'm falling off? Or is it somebody take

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:52.520
<v Speaker 4>my pants? I think they're falling off? Yeah, probably it's

0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 4>just about in there only thrashy guitars. Somebody take my

0:45:57.160 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 4>pants off and then they're falling off. Yeah, that's in

0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:08.799
<v Speaker 4>the brad garbet ting tings. That's not my name, that's

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 4>not my name.

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 5>That's not my name. That's not my name, or is it?

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:15.399
<v Speaker 4>Don't suck my knee.

0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:17.239
<v Speaker 5>That's not my name.

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 4>That's not my name, that's not my name.

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 1>Are you guys hearing that it's a complaint again.

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:29.839
<v Speaker 4>I want to be in there one hundred percent. Don't

0:46:29.880 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 4>suck my knee.

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:32.520
<v Speaker 5>That's not my name.

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 7>That's not my name.

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:35.839
<v Speaker 5>That's not my name. That's not my name.

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Really, wow, I'm doing to suck my knee. You're

0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:44.000
<v Speaker 4>in ony, Patsy, You're definitely percent. Don't suck my knee.

0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:48.279
<v Speaker 5>That's not my name, that's not my name, that's not

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:48.839
<v Speaker 5>my name.

0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 4>That's a great world, World, Gracie, thank you very much.

0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:57.799
<v Speaker 4>This comes from and this one Christian. My kids used

0:46:57.800 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 4>to have a teacher at primary school. They were terrified

0:47:00.160 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 4>off called missus Connor's and they thought in the song

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:07.320
<v Speaker 4>by Instant Karma by John Lennon, it was Missus Connor's

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:17.120
<v Speaker 4>gonna get you. Blessed their kids being so terrified of

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:25.000
<v Speaker 4>missus Connor, they start hearing her in songs. I'm hearing

0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:29.279
<v Speaker 4>missus Connor is gonna get you, Missus Connor's gonna get you,

0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 4>not Instant Karma's gonna get you. Missus Connor's gonna get you.

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:43.719
<v Speaker 4>That's a great one. And Hall of Favor and your

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:46.719
<v Speaker 4>poor kids, the traumatized kids, Missus Connor is gonna get you.

0:47:49.120 --> 0:47:56.320
<v Speaker 4>Very good. This next one comes from Claire Listener, Rich's

0:47:56.440 --> 0:48:00.160
<v Speaker 4>youngest daughter. You think she can hear Britney spears toxic baby?

0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:06.839
<v Speaker 4>Can't you see I'm calling? Or is it? Baby? Can't

0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:14.320
<v Speaker 4>you see I'm Colin? I'm Colin the Oh this is

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:21.879
<v Speaker 4>great baby. Can't you see I'm callin? Yeah? That's great

0:48:21.920 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 4>as well, very very good. I'm still you're still not hearing.

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:29.960
<v Speaker 4>Don't sut my knee.

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:33.000
<v Speaker 5>There's not my name. There's not my name.

0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:35.919
<v Speaker 1>There's not my name, it's over my head.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, what happens since your nose?

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<v Speaker 12>Job?

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<v Speaker 4>Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a job?

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<v Speaker 4>All right? Then send us yours this week as you

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<v Speaker 4>hear them coming along, email us for next week's Monday's

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<v Speaker 4>Misheard Lewis, thank you very much for the emails you

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<v Speaker 4>send every week for this. Every day I get emails

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<v Speaker 4>coming in for this. They're great. Christian at Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 4>dot com dot AU, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You the Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>So today's time waste. It's a kind of a show

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<v Speaker 4>from us to solidarity really for the kind of frontline

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<v Speaker 4>workers at Bunnings. It was horrible to see the encounters,

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<v Speaker 4>and not just at Bunnings car parks and all over

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<v Speaker 4>really and these are a minority incidents, but obviously they

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<v Speaker 4>get they go everywhere. So we must just remind ourselves

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<v Speaker 4>not all of us are behaving like this, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>to some people behaving at this, it's unacceptable. And there's

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<v Speaker 4>the other people who believe that it's a conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, you wish you could almost round up

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<v Speaker 4>some of these people who actually believe it's a conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 4>Go down and speak to the people who've actually lost

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<v Speaker 4>loved ones. And every day we're all looking to see

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<v Speaker 4>what the numbers are while they're up or down, and

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<v Speaker 4>there are deaths. There have been deaths over the next

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<v Speaker 4>couple of days. There may well be today that have

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<v Speaker 4>happened over These are real families who've lost someone. This

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<v Speaker 4>is not a conspiracy theory. They should just go down

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<v Speaker 4>and spend a week in emergency ward with no mask.

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<v Speaker 4>If that you're so convinced this is a conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 4>So today's time waste. We're doing Bunnings movies. I was

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<v Speaker 4>pleased to hear earlier this morning we had a phone

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<v Speaker 4>call from Karen. I don't mean Karen, Karen, Karen genuinely

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<v Speaker 4>someone called Karen Karen's aizes people by the way they've

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<v Speaker 4>become shorthand now for idiots, Karen's are not idiots. There

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<v Speaker 4>are people behaving like idiots. They're not called Karen. Karen

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<v Speaker 4>called in and she was just trying to win a

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars ear this morning at ten to seven, and

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<v Speaker 4>she told us we're just happened to be chatt chatting

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<v Speaker 4>to one about how she's got the name of the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>how she works at that Bunnings that everybody is talking

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<v Speaker 4>about with the woman this woman here who's quoting the

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<v Speaker 4>nineteen forty eight Charter of Idiots.

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<v Speaker 8>Anything breach of the nineteen forty eight Charter of Human

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<v Speaker 8>Rights to discriminate against men and women.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, we had Karen. It works out that Bunning's on earlier.

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<v Speaker 12>I've been on holidays. So I woke up to a

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<v Speaker 12>friend from Brunswick Center to me saying, I hope you

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<v Speaker 12>don't have to put up with horrible people like this,

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<v Speaker 12>said that's my store. And I just took one look

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<v Speaker 12>at Dan on.

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<v Speaker 4>There and went on, so you recognize it, because recognized

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<v Speaker 4>Dan the manager.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, he was the first one I saw in that time.

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<v Speaker 4>Fair play. I don't know if that's the way they

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<v Speaker 4>train you all. But I couldn't do that. I'd have

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<v Speaker 4>been a lot ruder or instantly rude of someone speaking

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<v Speaker 4>to me in my face like that.

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<v Speaker 12>But question, that's why I let it back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so she did say that it's very rare. They

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<v Speaker 4>don't get a lot of this, knock her. But it

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<v Speaker 4>was Dan the man. You've seen the video, Amy and Trish. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So thank you very much. All the patients she's showing

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment. All right, today's time waste to them. Bunnings,

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<v Speaker 4>We've got your back. It's Bunnings Movies. Rest easy, sleep well, Buddings.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got your back on the show. Bunnings Movies. How

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<v Speaker 4>are yours? Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>They're okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Mine too? Uh? Ten things I hate about locktight glue.

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<v Speaker 1>Not familiar with lucktyle.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, well, let me tell you it's on the

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<v Speaker 4>Bunnings website. Twenty grams is on a special dial at

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<v Speaker 4>the moment, silver okay forrest clamp and the claim in

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<v Speaker 4>particular is the Irwin nine hundred and fifteen millimeters heavy grip.

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<v Speaker 4>Trade's yeah right now, sits all over Melbourne game. He's

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<v Speaker 4>talking about the nine to fifteen double meal, heavy grip

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<v Speaker 4>forest crow.

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<v Speaker 1>We're using that today.

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<v Speaker 4>We talk about sleep well, trade and sleep well. We've

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<v Speaker 4>got you Silver plus, Thank you American Plywood Silver good

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<v Speaker 4>drill hunting.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. What about saving Rivet Ryan?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a goal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Boys in the wood Silver, Boys in the Wood. I

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<v Speaker 4>forgot the isle with boys in the wood Isle Silver plus. Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>where's my snag?

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<v Speaker 6>Good one topical because they're not doing the sassage sizzle

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<v Speaker 6>at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold zing screwdriving miss Daisy. Screwdriving Miss Daisy using a Philips.

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<v Speaker 1>You just made an emotion of stabbing her in the hand,

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<v Speaker 1>was tightening.

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<v Speaker 4>Up across threadd screw actually trades again, bronzh No, come on,

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<v Speaker 4>should have not do where it's my snack?

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<v Speaker 13>Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>What have you got?

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<v Speaker 6>Bunnings Movies, The Curious Case of Benjamin Bunnings Functional Silver,

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<v Speaker 6>The Sealants of the Lambs Silver. Stop those drafts coming

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<v Speaker 6>in under the prison walls. Edward Sizzle hands for the

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<v Speaker 6>sausage Sizzle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, Silver getting hot under the collar.

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<v Speaker 4>He's actually using up his jump bo there, Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a two parter. Part one is terrible, but

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<v Speaker 1>I need it.

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<v Speaker 6>To get into part two. Gotcha, okay, Star Wars the

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<v Speaker 6>mesh Wire strikes back.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a terrible bit. What's the good bit?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously featuring my favorite Jedi Ryobi one Kenobi.

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<v Speaker 4>The brand of tools, right, friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Tradings are clapping if you're listen carefull, you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I just hear locus and crickets and a bell

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<v Speaker 4>ringing in the distance.

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<v Speaker 2>Crickets a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We've just had an instance where sometimes I wonder if

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<v Speaker 4>we actually let you know, or kept the mics up

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:20.000
<v Speaker 4>during the show and said, hey, listen, it's your choice.

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<v Speaker 4>Now listen to the song or listen to sometimes the

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<v Speaker 4>terrible things that are said whilst the songs.

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<v Speaker 2>Are on air?

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<v Speaker 4>Which show do you think we be more popular? I

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<v Speaker 4>fear sometimes that the alter ego show, the three of

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<v Speaker 4>us would be either it'd be career ending or all

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<v Speaker 4>career making. I'm not sure some of this, but Patsy

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<v Speaker 4>has just told us a story. We're obviously talking like

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<v Speaker 4>everyone is, about what's gone on at Bunnings and all this,

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<v Speaker 4>and Patsy told us a story about toys r us.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to do it on air.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't which had really nothing to do with the

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<v Speaker 1>Bunning story.

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<v Speaker 4>As always, she steers it down somewhere else. It's got

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<v Speaker 4>nothing to do with them, the people at Bunnings and

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<v Speaker 4>the post office who are getting all this kind of

0:54:56.960 --> 0:54:59.399
<v Speaker 4>abuse by nut jobs, she said, tell us a story

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<v Speaker 4>about kids, you to do poos toys are us.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got everything to do with how badly retail workers

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<v Speaker 3>cop it. And I think what this COVID thing has

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<v Speaker 3>done is made us appreciate what awesome people they are.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what, Karen's aren't now going to start

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<v Speaker 4>pooing it down the island? Is that what toys as that?

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<v Speaker 4>To follow? You go there, buy your woody toys. Suddenly

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<v Speaker 4>there's someone who's doctor Douice down there and there on

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<v Speaker 4>the floor and aren't getting out of it already? Online?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what it was? I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 4>do with this information my head. Now I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>drive home today, very confused. Pats. Generally, that's what we

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<v Speaker 4>were talk.

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<v Speaker 1>About during this She also used the word constantly constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>Children was constantly weekly weekly.

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<v Speaker 4>L time for the on Friday poop AnyWho back to

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<v Speaker 4>the show Bunnings Movies. That's where I was actually staring

0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:51.640
<v Speaker 4>at peace Bell I didn't even know what was doing. Then,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Bunnings Movies. That's today's time waste. Let's having it,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Bunning's Movies Cool, Bunnings Silver, Thank you, Mike, Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>where's my paint? Bronz, Thank you, Samouth, Sweet Home Alabama,

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<v Speaker 4>Sweet Hammer Alabama. Oh sorry, oh dear Silver Plus. All right, Sorry, Tony,

0:56:10.320 --> 0:56:13.000
<v Speaker 4>I ruined your joke there. Men you stare at Undercoat.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very good Libby and he spent the snack Dog Millionaire.

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<v Speaker 4>But Ashley Dallas Pliers Club Silver, that's Danny note Hammers

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<v Speaker 4>in the Attic, don't know the movie Branz Sally Alice

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<v Speaker 4>in Lumberland Gold Caine, well done, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:45.920
<v Speaker 4>at Bummings, Tonya, I'm not sure about that one. Plumber

0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:53.680
<v Speaker 4>and Plumber Gold, Silic Coneheads, Silic Coneheads, pla Another Day Silver,

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<v Speaker 4>black Hawk down Down in the colin Lavaton, well done,

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<v Speaker 4>Boshes Gold Plus. That's smart. Pete in Abbotsford, well done,

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<v Speaker 4>Dawn of the Shed Silver, Kevin in Pasco Belle, uh

0:57:09.320 --> 0:57:14.720
<v Speaker 4>Bill and Ted's Bunnings Adventure Bronze Crouching Sausage Hidden onion.

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:20.280
<v Speaker 4>Come on, that's a great David in East Moorevin. That's

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 4>very good. Masking the Furious silver, that's topical, very good.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.240
<v Speaker 4>Marianne Trady and the clamp instead of Lady in the

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<v Speaker 4>tramp Oh gold, that's very good. Andy, well done. Clean

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<v Speaker 4>up in Aisle sixth sense silver along cane poly filler gold,

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<v Speaker 4>plus You've got now, You've got now gold. Three men

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<v Speaker 4>and a Bunning's baby sounds like a headline. The Herald

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<v Speaker 4>some bronze, close encounters in the third aisle silver, the

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<v Speaker 4>hand that rocks, the trestle table silver, Willie Wonker and

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<v Speaker 4>the Sprocket Factory gold. That's very good. Drew will end

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<v Speaker 4>it there. Let's have a chewy off is the title

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<v Speaker 4>of today's show. We are back tomorrow morning when you

0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 4>wake up. We'll also have three to wek Tuesday and

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:10.720
<v Speaker 4>another chance for you to pick up one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast