Speaker 1: This episode is recorded on gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, and welcome back.
Speaker 2: To another episode of Life and I'm Laura, I'm Brittain,
Speaker 2: I'm Mitch, and this.
Speaker 1: Is our pick up show, which normally is a very
Speaker 1: ugly show. But this week's this week our radio show
Speaker 1: was very very different to what it normally is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well listen, it's out there now.
Speaker 4: People are talking about it.
Speaker 3: I've had some lovely messages and it's in the press
Speaker 3: and we've spoken about it live on the show.
Speaker 4: So you're about to hear what did air earlier in
Speaker 4: the week.
Speaker 3: But you may have noticed that I wasn't on with
Speaker 3: the girls for the last couple of days on the Pickup,
Speaker 3: and that is because I am not returning to Kiss.
Speaker 3: I'm not returning to the Pickup. It has been decided
Speaker 3: that there is no viable option for me to continue
Speaker 3: in the new year.
Speaker 4: I've been made redundant.
Speaker 2: Mitch.
Speaker 1: We've recorded this like three like for you guys, We've
Speaker 1: recorded this three times now and every time every time,
Speaker 1: so you guys know kind of like how I guess
Speaker 1: a bit of how this kind of our setup works
Speaker 1: with the pickup. We are contracted by AARN which is
Speaker 1: called the Australian Radio Network, right, they created the pickup.
Speaker 1: But we were already really great friends and we already
Speaker 1: had the Saturday show together. Yeah, and so we were
Speaker 1: given the news and this is kind of all unfolded
Speaker 1: in real time for us as well, because we have
Speaker 1: had no ability to change what's happened, you know, like
Speaker 1: we have had no say over this. And the thing
Speaker 1: that's so different about Life on Cut is that life
Speaker 1: on Cut is ours, like Britain and I like we
Speaker 1: own life on Cut, We own the content, we own
Speaker 1: who's on it. Nobody can tell us what we can
Speaker 1: and can't do on this podcast because it is it
Speaker 1: is ours at its core. And so that's what's so
Speaker 1: deeply different between a radio show and then us being
Speaker 1: able to do the podcast and we are you guys
Speaker 1: will hear the break like what went to air as well,
Speaker 1: but like we are so devastated by this decision, and
Speaker 1: just to.
Speaker 5: Ensure there are like no rumors that are floating around
Speaker 5: we none of us, no one saw this coming. You
Speaker 5: have been part of the furniture here which and part
Speaker 5: of our lives and the radio's life for so long
Speaker 5: that we just thought you'd see out your days here.
Speaker 5: And we were all made aware of this, Mitch, Laura
Speaker 5: and myself at the exact same time, but in different meetings.
Speaker 5: So because you are like such an integral part of
Speaker 5: our life and our show and we don't want to
Speaker 5: do it without you, Laura and I see enough of
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 2: But in all seriousness, yeah, it's it was a shock
Speaker 2: to all of us.
Speaker 1: As much as the pickup drops into our feet on
Speaker 1: a Sunday for Life on Cut, it's also a very
Speaker 1: very separate product. And like you are not you are
Speaker 1: not leaving this family, like you are not leaving the
Speaker 1: Life Uncut family, Mitch, and like we will make sure
Speaker 1: that there is some way and it's all happened in
Speaker 1: real time, like we don't know and had the answers
Speaker 1: for everything yet, but we will make sure that like
Speaker 1: our little trio stays together in some capacity, whether that
Speaker 1: looks like doing Ask on Cuts together when we can,
Speaker 1: or like how you know, look this, we will figure
Speaker 1: out plans that will be in the works.
Speaker 3: But well, it got out in the press and people
Speaker 3: were asking, and then people were saying with the girls
Speaker 3: across and I just want to say, I mean that
Speaker 3: you guys fought hard for me, and I mean I
Speaker 3: fought hard for myself. I'm shattered, like I am the
Speaker 3: radio guy. That's why we got paired together, right, you
Speaker 3: guys were the brilliant you know podcasters. You're coming from TV.
Speaker 2: And you were the brilliant radio guy.
Speaker 3: Well no, but it is that that's the dynamic that
Speaker 3: happens in radio and we were lucky that it worked.
Speaker 2: How do you feel right now, Midge?
Speaker 4: I feel good, I know I do. I have to have.
Speaker 2: Gone through some grief processes of the last couple of days.
Speaker 5: Though this feeling right now is not the feeling you
Speaker 5: have had for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you had have caught me on the weekend,
Speaker 3: I mean we've had some dark course.
Speaker 1: Like I just feel so sad, like I feel as
Speaker 1: it's such a.
Speaker 5: Waste, but it's the thing that gets me and I'm
Speaker 5: it makes me so happy but angry and sad at
Speaker 5: the same time. But I'm going to try and be
Speaker 5: happy because'm gonna cry it. But like the fact that
Speaker 5: you could be our competition next year. I want you
Speaker 5: to get another job, and I know you someone who's
Speaker 5: going to snap you up. In a heartbeat, and you're
Speaker 5: going to be bigger and better than you ever were.
Speaker 5: But the fact that you could be competition to us
Speaker 5: is wild because I when I pictured my radio career,
Speaker 5: I pictured as being those people that have together forever,
Speaker 5: like it's celebrating decades together. And I think we'll have
Speaker 5: to be like home Impigeons and come back full circle.
Speaker 4: That's how the industry works, you know, That's what I
Speaker 4: was thinking.
Speaker 3: I think I said this to you, Laura on on
Speaker 3: a call, like I I'm not gonna speak for you, guys,
Speaker 3: but I was disillusioned into thinking like that this is
Speaker 3: just going to be my forever and we are so
Speaker 3: lucky that this is our work, really very privileged that
Speaker 3: we can come in and be best friends and talk
Speaker 3: and gossip and laugh and then get paid to do it. Right,
Speaker 3: So I'm allowed into this false sense of security, and
Speaker 3: I have been that. I thought I was part of
Speaker 3: the furniture. You know.
Speaker 1: One thing that we did talk about in the weekend though,
Speaker 1: and like something that you guys all saw if you
Speaker 1: came to the live show. Mitch for years has been
Speaker 1: saying that he wants to do stand up comedy. He's
Speaker 1: been saying that that is something that he that you
Speaker 1: would just like love to do, and it's been like
Speaker 1: a pipe dream.
Speaker 2: But like, also you're so good at it.
Speaker 1: You at the live show, you Sean, you were so amazing,
Speaker 1: and everybody messages to tell us how much they loved
Speaker 1: your Like.
Speaker 2: You'll skip that you put together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like this is the opportunity, right for as
Speaker 1: long as you stay doing the same thing and become
Speaker 1: institutionalized by the place that you're at, Like new things
Speaker 1: never can fall into they can't fall into place because
Speaker 1: your time is already so consumed. You were doing the
Speaker 1: night show, you were doing the pick up, like you
Speaker 1: had no free time to do these other things. And
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel so sad for us, but I
Speaker 1: feel so excited about what twenty twenty five looks like
Speaker 1: for you, Midge, And like we will be front row
Speaker 1: of that live show.
Speaker 2: We will be there.
Speaker 5: And if I were to reference in Instagram quote in
Speaker 5: this moment, it would be.
Speaker 2: Live, love, laugh, love.
Speaker 5: It would be don't cry because it's over, it's.
Speaker 2: A season, not a reason. No, it would be it
Speaker 2: would be that.
Speaker 5: The best things when you pushed outside your comfort zone
Speaker 5: and you right now are going to be pushed outside
Speaker 5: your comfort zone.
Speaker 3: Is that even an expression or is that just a sentence?
Speaker 3: Like I love you, but it doesn't rhyme.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to rhyme. It's deep.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, both of your shoes off. You're both lying here, like.
Speaker 2: Mitch, get out of here. I thought you were made
Speaker 2: redundant in the building.
Speaker 3: I take that salary. Now that's sacrifice, you know what.
Speaker 3: I messaged brit hard and quickly before we go, because
Speaker 3: I'm trying. Took every second I can. You what did
Speaker 3: I text you on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I was like, because we have five hundred messages, well.
Speaker 3: Okay, because we were I was just saying, like, you know,
Speaker 3: I don't want this to be the end, like because
Speaker 3: I love you guys, and.
Speaker 2: It really isn't. And I know what I messaged.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, perhaps if you get invited
Speaker 3: to like events and you don't have like key shit
Speaker 3: to take or like anyone to go with, like maybe
Speaker 3: I could go.
Speaker 4: With you to keep up the facade.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what fucking facade?
Speaker 5: I was like, we're actually friends, Mitch, and he's like,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, And I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I didn't mean facade I more meant like just
Speaker 2: to keep your show.
Speaker 5: Your men appearances, like to be to go to things
Speaker 5: together and hang out together.
Speaker 2: But the word facade came out, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you're trying it. You make it sound like we're not friends.
Speaker 5: To hear up the facade of our friendship right right.
Speaker 3: I love you, and I just want to say quickly
Speaker 3: to the life is like I've had some beautiful messages
Speaker 3: so far and this audience. I've been in radio a
Speaker 3: long time and the audience I have there is amazing,
Speaker 3: but the life is the next level and there's something
Speaker 3: like I've never experienced before.
Speaker 4: So thank you.
Speaker 2: They are special.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like they're gorgeous, and the support and
Speaker 3: love and the fact that you listen and follow is amazing.
Speaker 4: So thank you to you guys for opening that audience
Speaker 4: up to me.
Speaker 5: Don't forget us when you're bigger and better and uber
Speaker 5: famous and in Hollywood and stuff.
Speaker 1: But also like, yeah, like I said, this is literally
Speaker 1: but like I said, you know, I feel like you
Speaker 1: guys have kind of with this conversation like it's it
Speaker 1: is happening in real time for us, Like this is
Speaker 1: so so fresh, and we don't have the answers for
Speaker 1: what things look like, but we just know that they're
Speaker 1: that as much as the pickup might be different, like
Speaker 1: life on Cut is not different. And you are a
Speaker 1: part of this family and we will make sure that
Speaker 1: that is the case because we love you so much.
Speaker 1: Mitche Anyway, you can now listen to the beautiful announcement.
Speaker 1: They haven't on radio this week, and then we tried
Speaker 1: to crack on with the normal radio show with a
Speaker 1: show musco on one might say, anyway, here it is, guys.
Speaker 1: This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life.
Speaker 2: I'm Can't, I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, I'm Mitch.
Speaker 1: And this week on the show, it's going to be
Speaker 1: the first thing that we discussed. And if you guys
Speaker 1: haven't heard the news already, there was some very very
Speaker 1: big news that Mitch shared with us this week and
Speaker 1: that was made known to us.
Speaker 3: So I'm not staying on the pick up in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five. I'm not staying at Kiss. I'm not with RN.
Speaker 3: I have been made redundant, my role has been pulled.
Speaker 3: There wasn't the money to pay for me. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's the long on the short of it. People are
Speaker 3: going to ask, people are going to speculate. I was
Speaker 3: told there was not the money to pay for me
Speaker 3: in the new year, and after ten year or nine
Speaker 3: and a half years, I'm no longer staying with Kiss
Speaker 3: and I wanted to.
Speaker 4: My choice was to. I wanted to stay with you,
Speaker 4: two girls, and so did you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we fought for you as well.
Speaker 5: We're all shocked, all sort of found out at the
Speaker 5: same time together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you guys will hear it in the show.
Speaker 1: Obviously, we still did the show as per normal this
Speaker 1: week Monday Tuesday, Mitch wasn't in, so it was just
Speaker 1: Britain I doing it. And then on Wednesday, it's kind
Speaker 1: of when it all got released.
Speaker 3: It came out in the press right, and we like
Speaker 3: we knew what was going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: We were kind of scrambling. We were all blindsided, me
Speaker 4: and the two of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, completely, So then it got out in the press
Speaker 3: and I was being asked and I wanted to say
Speaker 3: it from my in my words, from my mouth on
Speaker 3: at my show, and we did, and I think we
Speaker 3: did a great job. And I didn't want to have
Speaker 3: to do it, but we did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And also like obviously the pickup is something that
Speaker 1: we do that's on radio, and then we talked to
Speaker 1: you every week on Life on cart I means like
Speaker 1: you are part of life on cart like as much
Speaker 1: as we do the pick up, like you were part
Speaker 1: of our life on Cut family. And that's not going
Speaker 1: to change. And we will figure out a way. And
Speaker 1: we don't have the solutions for this year, guys, because
Speaker 1: this is all very new to us and it's all
Speaker 1: happened like in real time, but we will figure out
Speaker 1: a way that three of us still get to create
Speaker 1: content together and still get to whether it's podcast format
Speaker 1: whatever that looks like this show, the three of us
Speaker 1: still exists, you know.
Speaker 5: And until he's so like big for us, he's too
Speaker 5: famous for us and he leaves us for.
Speaker 2: Dast don't you fucking dare go and get another co host?
Speaker 4: And I jumped a case file and.
Speaker 1: No, but yeah, look, I mean, you guys will hear
Speaker 1: the announcement that went to air, but also like it's
Speaker 1: a weird one because like obviously there's like a radio listenership.
Speaker 1: But then you guys have been along this journey with
Speaker 1: us as well. Yeah, and so we just wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure that you are made aware of what's happening,
Speaker 1: and like it is a crazy thing and it's happening
Speaker 1: in real time and we're all trying to get our
Speaker 1: heads around it.
Speaker 3: I just think it speaks to the industry and what
Speaker 3: is going on in radio in the wider world where
Speaker 3: you know someone that's there for ten years and on
Speaker 3: a show that does well, a show with great chemistry
Speaker 3: gets cut, that is a person that goes.
Speaker 4: I mean it just I think it's a It's very.
Speaker 5: Telling unprecedented times, that's for sure. But it is a
Speaker 5: Mitch heavy show. This week, I did ask Mitch a
Speaker 5: very big question live on as something I've been thinking
Speaker 5: about for a little while, so that features a bit
Speaker 5: later on.
Speaker 1: And also we just want to say how much we
Speaker 1: love you, Mitch, and how much doing this show together,
Speaker 1: how much.
Speaker 2: It means to us.
Speaker 1: Weird or we love you and you haven't seen the
Speaker 1: rest of the end of us, the rest of us
Speaker 1: I actually have, Yeah, too much.
Speaker 2: Of us, not we love you. Anyway, let's get into
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: Thanks Life.
Speaker 3: Before we start the show today, we and I have
Speaker 3: some news that I really don't want to have to share.
Speaker 4: But we have some show news.
Speaker 2: Yes, some really big changes to the show. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So late last week I was informed by the powers
Speaker 3: at b at Aarn, which is the parent company above
Speaker 3: Kiss FM, that they have identified my roles and my show,
Speaker 3: which is the night show. I also hosted the night
Speaker 3: show nighttimes here on Kiss and my position here at
Speaker 3: the Pickup with you two as roles that won't be
Speaker 3: returning in twenty twenty five. So I just want to
Speaker 3: say that it wasn't my decision, wasn't my call. I
Speaker 3: really wanted to stay on this show with the two
Speaker 3: of you, and I wanted to stay on the night show,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to stay at Around and Kiss and
Speaker 3: that I love working in radio and I love working here.
Speaker 3: I have been told that it's, at the end of
Speaker 3: the day, a financial decision for the company.
Speaker 2: Mitch. We also want to say, oh.
Speaker 3: No, don't, don't know, No, don't because listen, the critics
Speaker 3: said that a gay man and two girls on radio
Speaker 3: wouldn't work, and now we're hysterical it's not going.
Speaker 4: To be good.
Speaker 1: The thing is, we've done the pick Up together for
Speaker 1: two years now, but we've co hosted together for three years,
Speaker 1: and this is not what we want for the show.
Speaker 1: It's a decision that's been made that's out of our control.
Speaker 1: And you know, Britta and I, we have to continue
Speaker 1: on doing the show without Midge and without you, And
Speaker 1: when we are utterly devastated, we love what we love
Speaker 1: what we create together. We love what this show is
Speaker 1: and we still see us as a trio. And yeah,
Speaker 1: when we got the news as well, we couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are not only our co host, but you're
Speaker 2: one of our best friends.
Speaker 5: And well, the reason that this show has been such
Speaker 5: an amazing show is because we were not people that
Speaker 5: were put together in a room and say do a show.
Speaker 5: We were three best friends and we still are three
Speaker 5: best friends. And I want you to know that you
Speaker 5: are by far the most talented, funniest, hard working person
Speaker 5: that I have ever come across. And I am jealous.
Speaker 2: At the people that get to work with you next,
Speaker 2: and it's breaks my heart.
Speaker 3: I want you, well, I want you to but you
Speaker 3: know our hand has been.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 3: I am so grateful, I genuinely am grateful to kiss
Speaker 3: and I am for what they have given me over
Speaker 3: the almost decade I've been here almost a decade.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I started on the Kyle and Jackie Oh Show when
Speaker 3: I was nineteen, and I was their burista.
Speaker 4: I made their coffees.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, I was a kid who
Speaker 3: dreamt to have a show like this, And now I've
Speaker 3: had a show like this, and now I've got way
Speaker 3: more time to dream of more dreams and head on
Speaker 3: out and doing this show and connecting to the audience
Speaker 3: that are listening now, and working with you two and having.
Speaker 4: Every show at the radio station.
Speaker 3: I cleaned the toilets in this building when I was twenty,
Speaker 3: you know, I started here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually should go back to HATECHR to discuss that.
Speaker 1: But Mitch, you are a brilliant broadcaster, and this is
Speaker 1: this is the biggest loss to this network.
Speaker 2: You're not being here, It really is.
Speaker 3: I know I listens out in the press people are
Speaker 3: talking about it. I wanted to come out today and
Speaker 3: just say that I am done at KISS. I'm finishing up,
Speaker 3: and this is not going to be the last you
Speaker 3: hear of me. You get me, go follow me on
Speaker 3: Instagram right now. I'm a killer for a shameless plug.
Speaker 3: You know, I love it.
Speaker 2: Wait, we need to at the handle in there at Mitch.
Speaker 3: Jury give me a follow. But to you two, to you,
Speaker 3: Laura and Britt, you girls have such a brilliant skill
Speaker 3: of connecting to people and to embrace me on this
Speaker 3: show like you have. We've done this for three years
Speaker 3: has been a privilege. And being able to come on
Speaker 3: here and laugh and have fun every day.
Speaker 4: I'm so lucky. I am.
Speaker 3: And although I don't get to choose that my next
Speaker 3: chapter isn't with you. It's not the end for us.
Speaker 5: It's not really there's one hundred sequel, I hope.
Speaker 3: So I'm about a sequel, and you know, to Grace
Speaker 3: our executive producer, like one of my best friends in.
Speaker 4: The whole world, I love you more than anything.
Speaker 3: And now this is a sub session, and I just
Speaker 3: want to end this and say to the listeners who've
Speaker 3: listened to this show, because let's be real. When you
Speaker 3: first heard me, I was a kid, I was in
Speaker 3: the closet. I didn't know who I was. I was pimply,
Speaker 3: I was terrified, and I was so happy to be
Speaker 3: on it and all those things. Still really understand this matter.
Speaker 4: Of the closet.
Speaker 3: Now it's really good. I have loved every moment of it.
Speaker 3: So I'm here to the end of the year. So
Speaker 3: it's all good.
Speaker 4: This isn't goodbye, this is just let's carry on.
Speaker 2: We love you so much. It's all good for us.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel real.
Speaker 1: And I think everyone can hear how upset we all
Speaker 1: are by this decision. It's just so not what any
Speaker 1: of us want, and we just think it's it's a
Speaker 1: It is a huge loss for us.
Speaker 2: The last thing is we will be.
Speaker 1: Your biggest cheerleaders no matter what you're doing forever like that.
Speaker 1: You are going to absolutely smash it because you are
Speaker 1: the brilliant broadcaster like Mitch Cherry, you will there will
Speaker 1: be something amazing waiting for you.
Speaker 2: I just want to add.
Speaker 5: I just want to add that Laura and I were
Speaker 5: podcasting for years, but we were brand new to radio.
Speaker 2: We were babies to radio.
Speaker 5: And the person that took our hand was you from
Speaker 5: day one, and you made us better at our job,
Speaker 5: and you encouraged us, and you told us that we
Speaker 5: could do it.
Speaker 2: When we were scared.
Speaker 5: And we are who we are a big part of
Speaker 5: our identity here at radio because of who you are. Me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love you, guys. And Robert Owen's going to
Speaker 4: be great with you next year. I've we announced that
Speaker 4: yet that's not been announced. Robert, Okay, it's Robert tomorrow. Alright.
Speaker 4: We love you, all right, love you guys.
Speaker 5: Not only is it Christmas, which is my favorite time
Speaker 5: of year, but my second favorite time.
Speaker 2: Of year coming in close.
Speaker 5: Hot on its tail is the list of the Hottest
Speaker 5: bald men of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: And yes, this is a scientific study.
Speaker 5: This is what people are putting their money behind, which
Speaker 5: is very worrying.
Speaker 1: I like that you didn't even talk about the hot
Speaker 1: list in general. Came out a couple weeks ago, didn't
Speaker 1: get a mention on this show.
Speaker 2: Let me just tell you about the list.
Speaker 5: So I want to start by saying a lot of
Speaker 5: effort goes into this list. And when I say it's
Speaker 5: science based, there are things that they look at like
Speaker 5: facial golden ratio, voice attractiveness, and obviously things like global
Speaker 5: search interest. The thing that I love the most is
Speaker 5: they take into consideration the celebrity, which is cranial shine factor.
Speaker 1: I think that's important. Also that the shape of one's head.
Speaker 1: If you're going to be bulled, you go to hope
Speaker 1: that your skullar is a nice shape, but.
Speaker 5: When you take in the shine factor, I don't know
Speaker 5: if I want it to be shiny like I would
Speaker 5: probably put some powder on it.
Speaker 2: And take the shine off. That's useful. It's glowy anyway.
Speaker 2: Just tell me who's top.
Speaker 5: Well. I wanted to bring this to you because I'm
Speaker 5: not happy with the list at all. As somebody that
Speaker 5: has a large interest in baldman, I don't like the list.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to start at the top.
Speaker 5: Number one, from the sexiest Baldman in twenty twenty four
Speaker 5: to no.
Speaker 2: Surprise, and we get a drum roll? Is that too?
Speaker 4: Fa?
Speaker 2: I do have a drum roll here? Number one, to
Speaker 2: nobody's surprise, Prince William.
Speaker 1: I would say that that is a surprise, especially when
Speaker 1: one of the categories is shine of head, because I
Speaker 1: would say, if anything, Prince William is quite wispy on top.
Speaker 1: There is some bumf love. Yeah, there is no shine there.
Speaker 5: He's holding on for dear life to those last few
Speaker 5: fellows on top of his head. Number two Dwayne the
Speaker 5: Rock Johnson. He was always going to come in, but
Speaker 5: I think he's hotter than Prince William. Prince William let's
Speaker 5: be real. He's only number one because he's a prince.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that makes him hot too, I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's not about being a prince. It's about being bored.
Speaker 2: But it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Also, he was the heartthro of our generation with your kids, though,
Speaker 1: so I understand while he's still up there.
Speaker 2: Kelly Slater number four, he's a surfer. I get it.
Speaker 2: You completely miss Shaquille O'Neil. But that's yeah, because we
Speaker 2: don't have time for all of them more. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do some highlights.
Speaker 5: The highlight number six, I am sorry Danny DeVito. Danny
Speaker 5: DeVito is not on any hot list anywhere ever. I
Speaker 5: don't know who thought that it was okay to put
Speaker 5: him in there.
Speaker 1: This is a very interesting tidbit of this though. Danny
Speaker 1: DeVito has thirteen eight hundred searches made for naked and
Speaker 1: shirtless every year, So people out there do find Danny
Speaker 1: DeVito hot and they want to see him naked and shirtless.
Speaker 5: But I reckon there might be a rumor that he
Speaker 5: did something naked and people are just trying to find it.
Speaker 2: Did you Google search it?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 2: I was one of those searchers. No Vin Diesel. He
Speaker 2: made the list, but he surprisingly came in at number ten.
Speaker 2: But do you know who wasn't on this list?
Speaker 5: I was going to add a few of my own
Speaker 5: people to this list because I've got two that I
Speaker 5: want to add.
Speaker 2: Okay, one Tyson Beckfort. I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 2: I have a picture ready because I knew you wouldn't
Speaker 2: know show. I don't know who anyone is even half
Speaker 2: those people you just mentioned. I was like, let's talk
Speaker 2: about Shquie O'Neil.
Speaker 5: I know he's like hello, I know he's a beautiful model.
Speaker 5: I think he used to be a model on like
Speaker 5: America's Next Top Model, then he became a judge.
Speaker 2: Then he's just so hot.
Speaker 1: I disagree he's not actually bald. He just has a
Speaker 1: shaved head, which means he does not meet the criteria
Speaker 1: for bald men.
Speaker 2: No, you can't be opt in ball. I'm putting him in. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I Danny DeVito's in there, all right. What's what's your
Speaker 2: second one? Jason state them? Yeah, great, I think he
Speaker 2: belongs on the list.
Speaker 5: Britt, I need you to explain to me why you
Speaker 5: care so much about a bald man list more than anything,
Speaker 5: and why you've gone so far as to consider additional people.
Speaker 5: Because the thing that got me was I love to
Speaker 5: look at these lists, but I was a bit up
Speaker 5: in arms about the people they included, and I don't
Speaker 5: think it's fair to.
Speaker 2: The other hot bald people. Do you know what makes
Speaker 2: Jason so hot is that he.
Speaker 5: Was also like an Olympic diver. No one, I'm just
Speaker 5: trying to make it. Hold on, all right, what do
Speaker 5: you got? What are you bringing to the show?
Speaker 1: We can riot for the boardman and also, if anything,
Speaker 1: the boardman out there they need this sort of validation.
Speaker 1: If anything, they've been waiting for Brittany Hockley to wave
Speaker 1: the flag for the hottest board man out there. Now
Speaker 1: you might have heard that recently, Channing Tatum has gone
Speaker 1: through a terrible breakup from Zoe Krabatz.
Speaker 5: I think there were a lot of happy people around
Speaker 5: the world because I, well, because he's so many people's
Speaker 5: crush and hall pass, and everyone wants.
Speaker 2: To hope that there's this little bit of chance left
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 5: And so when he was taken off the mark and
Speaker 5: everyone was like, damn it, well now he's back.
Speaker 2: I feel like he was your hall pass for a while.
Speaker 2: Wasn't he.
Speaker 5: I did super like him, mon Ray, Yeah, I actually
Speaker 5: on the dating app.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a thing there for a while.
Speaker 5: I forgot so like it does right anyway, what about
Speaker 5: change tATu.
Speaker 2: He's back on the market, He's back on the mark.
Speaker 1: But everyone was talking about because he was apparently really
Speaker 1: really in love with Zoe Kravitz and he had been
Speaker 1: planning over her for a long time prior to them
Speaker 1: even being together, and everyone kind of said that when
Speaker 1: he very first came out of his breakup, he was
Speaker 1: going through like the sad Affleck phase, you know, like
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck, how he was like photographed with that terrible
Speaker 1: tattoo and everyone was like, god, he was so sad
Speaker 1: after he broke up with Jennifer Lopez the first time.
Speaker 5: He's also so sad in itself that Ben Affleck is
Speaker 5: notoriously known for just being sad. He's the sad Afflet
Speaker 5: because he's because he constantly breaks up with the same person.
Speaker 1: Well, he's gone through that phase. But now our Channing
Speaker 1: Tatum has made it out alive. He's at a new
Speaker 1: phase of grief when it comes to the breakup process,
Speaker 1: and that is he has made it to thirst trap
Speaker 1: phase where you are acknowledging that you have been broken
Speaker 1: up with, that you are on your own, and you're
Speaker 1: putting yourself back out there so that everyone knows you're
Speaker 1: single and you're viral.
Speaker 5: Show me, Cherol, how old are you? I think the
Speaker 5: thing is single and ready to mingle. Channing Tatum have
Speaker 5: you heard her first?
Speaker 2: He's viral. I want to show me the first trap. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm in two minds about it. But so he posted
Speaker 2: a shirtless photo of himself.
Speaker 5: Oh, that is the first trap. Yeah, okay, wait for it. No, sorry.
Speaker 5: You can see his face with a beanie on it,
Speaker 5: and it's hot neck and then not even a whole neck.
Speaker 5: You can see about an inch of his trap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not that, it's that he's there saying
Speaker 1: he's back at the gym, and it's kind of the
Speaker 1: context of what the stories was. So he was up
Speaker 1: early in the morning and he was working out and
Speaker 1: getting all sweaty, and then he was like, the only
Speaker 1: thing about a really like big early morning workout is
Speaker 1: when it's finished. That was what the post was, and
Speaker 1: everyone's saying it's a first trap.
Speaker 5: People are pretty thirsty and dehydrated. If that's a first trap,
Speaker 5: like you've been in the desert a long time. If
Speaker 5: this is what's doing it for you, what were your
Speaker 5: first traps? Like, oh, okay, I still do them. I
Speaker 5: still first trap for my fiance, so I just he
Speaker 5: needs to keep thirsty as well. When I went through
Speaker 5: my breakup with my ex, I thought I was going
Speaker 5: to marry my ex.
Speaker 2: Luckily I didn't.
Speaker 5: Because I'm also getting married now to someone I love
Speaker 5: very much. I put a pot off on my Instagram.
Speaker 2: That was me. I went to Thailand on a holiday.
Speaker 5: I was in a bikini, quite small, and I was
Speaker 5: walking away into like the sunset, and you could see
Speaker 5: my whole booty, in my whole shape. And my caption
Speaker 5: was literally, tell me you're single without telling me your single.
Speaker 5: That's what I wrote, which is funny because I was
Speaker 5: telling you I'm a single and that was it, and
Speaker 5: I was thirsty and I was back. I did it
Speaker 5: because I think it's important online now.
Speaker 2: It's a dating app. Instagram is used as a dating app.
Speaker 5: It's like a CV for your job, whatever it is.
Speaker 5: So it's like if people know you've been in a
Speaker 5: relationship and you're off the market for a year, two years, whatever,
Speaker 5: that is a way to let people know I'm back.
Speaker 5: And I think when you've been in a relationship and
Speaker 5: you don't post certain things, when all of a sudden
Speaker 5: you're like, here I am, it's letting everyone know I'm
Speaker 5: slide into my dam I was never the first draffer.
Speaker 5: I just used to be the sad Instagram quote girl.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, if you can't handle me my worst,
Speaker 5: you don't deserve me.
Speaker 2: I've been a.
Speaker 5: Bikini and Laura was like, live, laugh, love.
Speaker 2: Know you're worth for a If you.
Speaker 1: Guys start seeing me posting Instagram quotes, you know that
Speaker 1: Matt and I have separated and it's not good in
Speaker 1: my world.
Speaker 2: Well I'm stealing in a bikini all the time doesn't
Speaker 2: mean anything.
Speaker 5: You guys know I'm getting married next year in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five, and I have a special request, Mitch.
Speaker 2: If Ben doesn't want to marry me, will you marry me? Mitch.
Speaker 5: You're even one of my best friends for a few years.
Speaker 5: We spend so much time together here at radio. Outside
Speaker 5: of radio, we've gone on holidays together. Apart from that,
Speaker 5: I just think you are the funniest, most charismatic person.
Speaker 2: But you're very important to me.
Speaker 5: I would like to officially ask you, as my best friend,
Speaker 5: as a co host, would you do the honor of
Speaker 5: em seeing my wedding?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Why am I upsets? Why am I crying?
Speaker 2: Will you yeah? Or you cry?
Speaker 5: So? Will?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well hang on, wind it back. You know what
Speaker 2: the job yet, You've got a bit of work to do.
Speaker 2: You know that, right.
Speaker 5: You know that this means you don't get to enjoy
Speaker 5: the wedding. You're going to be working at the wedding.
Speaker 3: I'm currently unemployeed, so I'll take anything I can get.
Speaker 5: If anything, there may be some important people there that
Speaker 5: might be able to get you a job.
Speaker 2: It could also be like a bit of a CV
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 4: Great networking. I'll take any opportunity I can. The cup
Speaker 4: phone's been quiet.
Speaker 5: Before we lock you in, though, I do want to
Speaker 5: make sure I've made the right This is the whole
Speaker 5: Come on on the spot here right now. You know
Speaker 5: my fiance Ben, you know me. Set the scene.
Speaker 2: Everyone's just walked in. Ben and I.
Speaker 5: You got to you a little intro before Ben and
Speaker 5: I walk in off the cauf.
Speaker 3: Sure go, here we go, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to
Speaker 3: the official wedding of Brittany Hockley and Laura and.
Speaker 5: Consciously we are very much in love and would get
Speaker 5: married if Britney was a lesbian.
Speaker 2: So unfortunately and I wasn't already married t a man.
Speaker 3: But yes, sorry, sorry, I'm so used to saying your
Speaker 3: name and Ben secret no I know secrets. Hey, welcome
Speaker 3: to our internationals in the crowd, random applause.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Ben's family all the way here from Europe, Britney's family
Speaker 3: all the way here from Port mcquarie. It's going to
Speaker 3: be a real, real good night. And I would just
Speaker 3: like to say that there is a basket going around.
Speaker 3: As you know, I am unemployed and I've been cut
Speaker 3: from the pickup. So there is a basket. I believe Nana,
Speaker 3: Brittan Nanna has got it.
Speaker 2: It's the new wishing well, is it?
Speaker 4: Yea, we don't worry.
Speaker 3: BRIT's mum, Nikki Week's apt paypers. I've got a little
Speaker 3: little tablet you can tap.
Speaker 5: I think if you could add into something about us
Speaker 5: loving each other and like that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: The love that I felt and saw. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you a little story when I traveled the world with
Speaker 3: Brittany in Scotland. I shared a house with Britain Ben
Speaker 3: and those walls in Scotland. Maybe thin may be away
Speaker 3: for thin me love.
Speaker 2: They're think their head on a Guinness.
Speaker 4: And I heard things. And Ben's a sportsman.
Speaker 2: A month.
Speaker 3: He has a shocking amount of stamina. I mean he
Speaker 3: went for hours an hour. I didn't get a wink
Speaker 3: of sleep. I trying to say, this couple are perfect
Speaker 3: for each other. Welcome here to the wedding. We're gonna
Speaker 3: have a beautiful day. We love our gorgeous bride.
Speaker 2: Britt.
Speaker 4: Doesn't she look gorgeous? We can stop beautiful groom Ben,
Speaker 4: How's that is all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: I was I was waiting for you to pull out
Speaker 1: on your jokes from the Rollerdays. I feel like you've
Speaker 1: mceed a few weddings so far, so I thought you
Speaker 1: would have some.
Speaker 2: Good like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you don't really don't realize this yet,
Speaker 3: but I just make stuff up as like I've.
Speaker 2: Noticed you this whole show jokes.
Speaker 5: I'm really glad you're going to be a part of it.
Speaker 5: But I do also have a little message here.
Speaker 2: From from the girls. Stop from Ben.
Speaker 6: Okay A Mitch I hope you just said yes because
Speaker 6: it would be a great honor for you to be
Speaker 6: part of our wedding. And MC, you've been such a
Speaker 6: big part of BRIT's life and one of her best friends,
Speaker 6: and you've been there for her when I have been
Speaker 6: able to be there in person.
Speaker 2: So there is no one like could do a better job.
Speaker 6: You're one of the funniest people I know, and you
Speaker 6: know you're humor and your aura.
Speaker 4: But just imagine it's going to be an.
Speaker 6: Absolute crackers, making our special day a little bit more special.
Speaker 2: Beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a big yeares I love you?
Speaker 3: Oh more?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're playing the message second time?
Speaker 2: He did two takes.
Speaker 4: In the industry eyes.
Speaker 2: Yes, I will.
Speaker 4: I don't know why that really?
Speaker 6: I I do?
Speaker 5: I do? I do.
Speaker 4: That's a really sweet I love you, brut.
Speaker 2: That's so much going to be the wedding of the century.
Speaker 4: I got so much material. This is great. Is it
Speaker 4: going to be a celeb wedding? Because I want to
Speaker 4: play with the audience, audiance interaction.
Speaker 2: You do you want to get the guest list beforehand?
Speaker 4: Sony Krug is here, and of course she's here.
Speaker 2: All the materials that's flowing already