Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I wait for some swinging action.
Speaker 3: He's a big frou necklizen and he just wants to dance.
Speaker 4: Oh that's marked up, some bunting.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: It's Ruby's muck up day today. Actually, hey, coome morning guys,
Speaker 4: it's a Christian O'Connell show here on goal. Come on in. Patsy,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, jack morning guys. You look a
Speaker 4: little bit sleepy over there. Jackie Boyd, you have rough night.
Speaker 3: I'm bothered because yeah, rough night. Getting dressed in the
Speaker 3: dark every morning, now.
Speaker 4: It sucks, doesn't it? Get interested in the dot? Do
Speaker 4: you put a light on, Patsy, I put all the
Speaker 4: lights on.
Speaker 2: No, I do I dry my hair, put the lights on,
Speaker 2: sleep through.
Speaker 4: That head dry. Going is so noisy, and that's us
Speaker 4: silence of a dark night.
Speaker 3: It looks like the morning when you get off the
Speaker 3: hair as well.
Speaker 4: We take age is a dry.
Speaker 2: We often have a conversation Chris and night at that
Speaker 2: hour of the day.
Speaker 4: Is it a conversation or is he just say yes, yes,
Speaker 4: yes he will. He's got that Fairest view voice modulator
Speaker 4: at Bernie's. Yes est, par I said what it was like.
Speaker 2: He will often say to me, make sure, promise me
Speaker 2: you'll drive careful. I'll drive careful. And then I'll say,
Speaker 2: go back to sleep. And then he'll say, have you
Speaker 2: got much on today? So he's sort of instigated.
Speaker 4: Actually what my wife and twenty four years were doing
Speaker 4: these The conversation is never that, it's if she's if
Speaker 4: she's woking with it. It's quick swearing, rapid swearing. Darren.
Speaker 2: No, we have a conversation and then I'll say what
Speaker 2: about you? And then he will tell me about his day,
Speaker 2: and I'll say, all right, go back to sleep, and
Speaker 2: he goes back to sleep.
Speaker 3: How he goes back to sleep, I'm the opposite now
Speaker 3: I'm walking around in the dark. I appealed this. This
Speaker 3: is obviously a dirty T shirt which is bothering me
Speaker 3: because I appealed.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you did say it. Does you slept the
Speaker 4: night in the car or a hedge or a police cell?
Speaker 4: It looks I've come to pick you up from jail.
Speaker 4: You know where you were rested on a big night out.
Speaker 2: Why don't you leave your clothes in another room, Jacks
Speaker 2: in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have that big pile of washing that's on
Speaker 3: the couch in the living room because we it's got
Speaker 3: ahead of us and we can't get in front of it.
Speaker 2: Now you never do it.
Speaker 4: Is to be an enlightened adult you realize I'm never
Speaker 4: going to get on top of it.
Speaker 3: It just seems so unachievable. Now that guy ned Brockman
Speaker 3: who ran from Perpose City, that actually seems more achievable.
Speaker 3: To the bottom.
Speaker 4: All he's been doing is he's been avoiding for forty
Speaker 4: six days. Oh there is washing he's got to do.
Speaker 4: He's just had one outfit to run And isn't it
Speaker 4: Paris Snea because you know, in a vest and some shorts.
Speaker 3: So is this just how we live now? Clothes never
Speaker 3: get back at the wardrobe and peel them off the
Speaker 3: top of that.
Speaker 4: It's an ongoing thing. And obviously when they get when
Speaker 4: as Gordon gets older, and have school uniforms and like
Speaker 4: my kids, so every weekend they have to clean their
Speaker 4: floor so that the floor isn't to see the floor,
Speaker 4: can we just see the floor? All they do is
Speaker 4: scoop up all the school close the endless hoodies all
Speaker 4: the washings money is ninety percent oversized hoodies. They scoop
Speaker 4: all up and then chuck it in the washing and
Speaker 4: I'm like, this isn't some of this is clear.
Speaker 2: They could be clean stuff in it.
Speaker 4: I just put it back in your bed. All has
Speaker 4: to be washed again. And it's just like piles and
Speaker 4: piles of washing that you're never going to get level
Speaker 4: with ever.
Speaker 3: And they do the washing.
Speaker 4: They do none of it. Honestly. You know that scene
Speaker 4: in Zoolander where he's going to tap smash that nineties
Speaker 4: with the young with the computer, that's what they are
Speaker 4: with the eighty seven thousand, way too many settings on
Speaker 4: the washing machine. But no, you're never going to get
Speaker 4: ahead of the washing. It's just like a thing you
Speaker 4: have to surrender to.
Speaker 3: So goodbye to the living room couch then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say goodbye to that. It's a nightmare.
Speaker 5: Carl and Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Today is our eldest daughter's graduation, so a big day
Speaker 4: for all the family. A right woke up super excited
Speaker 4: this morning. My daughter stayed with three of her friends
Speaker 4: last night and they're all getting up this morning and
Speaker 4: having breakfast together and then a couple of drinks and
Speaker 4: then they go and have mau cup date orange juice,
Speaker 4: orange juice. Yeah, and then we have to pick her
Speaker 4: up and think about half past one, and then she
Speaker 4: comes back for a little powern app and then we
Speaker 4: all go and do the graduation and the dinner afterwards.
Speaker 4: So anyway, Patsy, yesterday evening, you know, I was telling
Speaker 4: me how Sundal was dragged around Chadstone for Sarah to
Speaker 4: pick out her outfit to be in competition that she's
Speaker 4: put herself in. She puts herself in against the other months.
Speaker 3: The graduation is the first thing, and then the main
Speaker 3: shows the jack.
Speaker 4: In poor wise ride. Anyway, she got this outfit Sunday. Okay,
Speaker 4: so you know Sunday that she's very very happy with.
Speaker 4: Yesterday evening, I'm brushing my teeth right, that signifies to
Speaker 4: everyone I'm getting ready for bed. Quarter to ten in
Speaker 4: the evening. She comes into the bathroom in the outfit
Speaker 4: like we've got to go right now, and I look
Speaker 4: at myself in the mirror. Oh God, here we go.
Speaker 4: She's not wearing that for fun. She doesn't like it anymore.
Speaker 4: She's got outfit anxiety, and I could see she's on
Speaker 4: the verge of almost tears, and I'm I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: to be really careful he rather than just loosing my mind,
Speaker 4: going I'm getting into bed, I'm brushing my teeth. We
Speaker 4: picked it yesterday, was changed. She's the same Personstone's class.
Speaker 4: There's no time today, it's done. So I go, what
Speaker 4: is it with the outfit? And she's like, I don't know, Chris,
Speaker 4: I don't think it looks very nice when but you
Speaker 4: liked it yesterday. What's changed overnight? She's got that outfit
Speaker 4: anxiety women have wear suddenly on the eve of it.
Speaker 4: I hate everything I hate. She'd had her hair done
Speaker 4: yesterday as well. Hates her hair. And then it was
Speaker 4: like I had to look at my eyebrows. What's she
Speaker 4: done to them? And I'm thinking, I didn't know you
Speaker 4: had them done.
Speaker 2: You don't say that, you don't say I didn't notice
Speaker 2: she'd had them done.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I found something on the outfit that actually I
Speaker 4: wasn't sure about. She brought these shoes yesterday and they
Speaker 4: actually they're making the walk funny. Well, it's not her fault.
Speaker 4: They It was like I said, it's like something squid
Speaker 4: game where they make people wear uncomfortable sh no shit,
Speaker 4: they would they would like chipping her forward like she
Speaker 4: was gonna wear she could fall into the people graduating.
Speaker 4: So we I sort of thought, if we focus it
Speaker 4: on the shoes, it's just the shoes of the problem.
Speaker 4: They're easily to replace. Where's the outfit, which is the
Speaker 4: big thing to too much trouble? Yesterday I was looking
Speaker 4: for the final piece of what I'm gonna wear, and
Speaker 4: obviously men don't have any of that anxiety. There's not
Speaker 4: a single dad's going today to any graduation where it's
Speaker 4: like I hope, I hope this is I hope this
Speaker 4: is up. There were what the the dads are gonna wear?
Speaker 4: This is gonna be a load of somber gray and
Speaker 4: blue suits, isn't it for all the other dads? Anyway,
Speaker 4: when I was shopping the es on, does it get
Speaker 4: a very nice silk pocket square because the time of
Speaker 4: the year springs that a little bit of color to
Speaker 4: my navy blue suit. Anyway, they are the only one
Speaker 4: I saw that was very nice, like a blue plate Paisley.
Speaker 4: I thought that'd be nice, quite eye catching, and it
Speaker 4: picks out some the darker blues in my time was
Speaker 4: on the was on the shop dummy, So it's a
Speaker 4: little woman. Where can I get that one? That's beautiful?
Speaker 4: She goes, we're sold out. You know this is a
Speaker 4: racing season. She looked at me like you should know
Speaker 4: she's one of those. And I really like that. When
Speaker 4: she goes, well, you can't have that one because that's
Speaker 4: just for display. Anyway, she turns on the corner. I
Speaker 4: grab it out of the pocket right and just go
Speaker 4: and buy it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't understand that. Why have it in
Speaker 3: the window if you can't even buy it?
Speaker 4: Aren't you here to sell stuff? So I'm wearing it today.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I was doing my skiping my mum and you think, now,
Speaker 4: after four and a half years of living here and
Speaker 4: you know, skiping a couple of times during out of
Speaker 4: the week, she'd be o fay with how it all works.
Speaker 4: Yesterday's latest one, there was something wrong with her speakers
Speaker 4: on her laptop but her end, and my mom said
Speaker 4: to me, so, I'm going to need you to turn
Speaker 4: up your end so I can hear you louder. The
Speaker 4: volume here. It's like your volume it's two separate machines devices.
Speaker 4: I can have no impact over the volume your end.
Speaker 3: Mom can start yelling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but at some point she was keen for me
Speaker 4: to start doing that. We can't do this for next
Speaker 4: half an hour month. Now, Patsy, you need to find
Speaker 4: someone who is at work this time of the morning
Speaker 4: at the rival radio station we have in this building. Kiss.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm turning sleuth nearly every morning. There's someone I
Speaker 2: need to find. Who it is? They drive a big
Speaker 2: white twin cab ute.
Speaker 4: Why is it, Lauren?
Speaker 2: No, No, it's not not all. No, she's got like
Speaker 2: the Creme de la creme, top of the range.
Speaker 4: It is a fancy machine.
Speaker 2: It's very nice and tiny little girl in this big
Speaker 2: thumping car. This is a tweet.
Speaker 3: Little girl, insignificant.
Speaker 4: Yeah on Patsy's winspy.
Speaker 2: No, he's a beautiful girl what you said earlier. No,
Speaker 2: he always has time for a chat in the corridor.
Speaker 2: She's lovely. No, this twin cabin cut out.
Speaker 4: I have to get my magnifying glass to even see
Speaker 4: your face expressions, tiny line from that.
Speaker 2: Show, tiny looking, it's got a very big profile. No,
Speaker 2: this twin cab ute parks where our building is We
Speaker 2: have a little driveway down the side of the building,
Speaker 2: don't we that goes into the car park. It's like
Speaker 2: a narrow little drive with a hedge on one side
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 4: Brick wall on the beautiful Petchy painted that it's.
Speaker 2: Theater of the mind. Anyway, this car just.
Speaker 4: About what the hedge was by the hedge side rope.
Speaker 2: Now it was on the other side. This car bowls
Speaker 2: me over. It comes in the boomgate at about eighty
Speaker 2: k is an hour and long around the side of
Speaker 2: the building. Anyway, it was that fast yesterday. I had
Speaker 2: to like push myself up against the brick or it
Speaker 2: would have the brick wall it would have hit me.
Speaker 4: Really, cameras around there or for security, can you know,
Speaker 4: ask to see the security foot.
Speaker 2: I suppose I could, but it's like a maniac driver.
Speaker 4: It's like this big urban someone who works for Kiss.
Speaker 2: I believe it is.
Speaker 3: We'll have to do a steakhout.
Speaker 2: I want to know who it is.
Speaker 4: Well, there's only about what ten twelve people in the
Speaker 4: building that time in the morning, so we're easy. But
Speaker 4: to find out who is you don't think that someone
Speaker 4: is trying to bump you off. That's what I thought firsday.
Speaker 3: Know, probably a rival news reader.
Speaker 4: It's arrival, it's click stand away moment is and he
Speaker 4: knows the profile is big. Probably Laurence said, I'm terrified
Speaker 4: of it. She looks at me like I'm taming Lauren.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: God one A four point three for Friday is a
Speaker 4: couple of days away. It's Tuesday today, then maybe Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 4: Friday is a reminder for some of you. Yeah, doing
Speaker 4: Tuesday morning. Last week on the show, we were doing
Speaker 4: weekest claim to Fame like we do every Wednesday, and
Speaker 4: Simon had this one not about a famous person but
Speaker 4: about some people, but more about a house.
Speaker 6: My weekest claim to fame is that and now live
Speaker 6: in the house where James and Vince past band members
Speaker 6: of Pseudo Echo, grew up.
Speaker 4: There should be a little plaque outside on the.
Speaker 6: Wall that the most amazing thing is that we've sort
Speaker 6: of kept it a little bit of a stitch in time,
Speaker 6: and the garage is still full of all the egg
Speaker 6: cartons and the soundproofing, and this is where they sort
Speaker 6: of grew up rehearsing.
Speaker 4: So Simon's phone call last week and the weakest claim
Speaker 4: to fames giving us ideas, see if we could do
Speaker 4: a weakest claim to fame about a home or a house,
Speaker 4: it might be somewhere you still live right now or
Speaker 4: you've lived before. A very good friend of mine was
Speaker 4: offered a lot of money by a someone locked on
Speaker 4: the door and said, we're a film location company. We
Speaker 4: love your house. We'd like to film in it. They
Speaker 4: said it in. The dates were like a couple of
Speaker 4: months time during the summer, and they offered on a
Speaker 4: lot of money, so we thought, why wouldn't I It
Speaker 4: was a five days and so they went away to
Speaker 4: somewhere else in the UK jur the summer. Two days
Speaker 4: into his house being filmed, he had to go back
Speaker 4: to get something urgently and thought it would be that
Speaker 4: big a deal just to pop in for five minutes.
Speaker 4: I know it is a go Anyway, he turned up
Speaker 4: at the house. It was a film but it was
Speaker 4: a hardcore yeah, and he goes there were two naked people.
Speaker 4: Someone had bare buttocks on their kitchen table. They were
Speaker 4: so casual about it, because if that's what you do
Speaker 4: in your film, goes there's when they were like oh hi,
Speaker 4: and they were like, yeah, it's gonna be five minutes
Speaker 4: and it was like it was a pawn. They were
Speaker 4: making porn out we got but he said it was
Speaker 4: a lot of there's a lot of money in that.
Speaker 4: So so Jackie boy, you've also got a significant house.
Speaker 3: There was friends of ours in our street whose house
Speaker 3: were used in a commercial and the whole street was
Speaker 3: excited because they shut down the street and they were
Speaker 3: filming that. There's a couple coming out of my friend's
Speaker 3: house and then into their car and we were so
Speaker 3: excited to see the commercial when it went to air.
Speaker 3: When it went to air, though, it was one of
Speaker 3: those TAC safe driving.
Speaker 4: Commercials fell on aren't they have to be.
Speaker 3: A horror crush at the end, and it really took
Speaker 3: the fun out of it, being like, oh this.
Speaker 4: Jamie, it would just be rammed into a dangerous driver.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast, Well.
Speaker 4: Look if your weakest claim to fame about your house
Speaker 4: or a place you've lived in Christian, I live next
Speaker 4: door to the Beyonce house in Brunswick. The video was
Speaker 4: for No Angel in twenty thirteen. I did not know
Speaker 4: anything about this, right, so I just googled Beyonce video
Speaker 4: No Angel and sure, enough filmed here in Melbourne at
Speaker 4: a rundown sort of place in Brunswick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they looked for the worst house on the street,
Speaker 3: I think. And then it sold a couple of years
Speaker 3: ago for like over a million dollars.
Speaker 4: You're kidding because of the Beyonce video made it famous.
Speaker 3: I guess house prices in Melbourne is ridiculous anyway, but
Speaker 3: you think Beyonce would have given it a kid?
Speaker 4: Why did beyoncen film in Melbourne? Was she on tour
Speaker 4: on Australia In Australia, I think.
Speaker 2: She was at the time, wasn't she was like a
Speaker 2: broken down, old single fronted Victorian, wasn't it. And it
Speaker 2: was like aqua I remember the color was aqua Christian.
Speaker 4: My family home growing up was the footy player Jordan
Speaker 4: Lewis's childhood home. I was in what was the in
Speaker 4: his bedroom, baby blues and cartoon wallpaper everywhere, which clashed
Speaker 4: terribly with the bright orange, beige brown carpet that is
Speaker 4: still scarred in the recesses of my mind. It was
Speaker 4: a peak eighties house brackets, Sorry, mister Lewis, very polite,
Speaker 4: All right, Let's go to the lines. Derek, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning, there's going Christian, I'm good Derek, welcome to
Speaker 4: the show. So we claim to feign about home.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the house I grew up and was in bottil
Speaker 7: and the street was so full houses from the sixties
Speaker 7: that they came in and filmed the TV series. It
Speaker 7: look on what the series was, but they had Claudia
Speaker 7: carving in and I actually never saw any of the streeting.
Speaker 7: It was always during the day when.
Speaker 8: I was out.
Speaker 4: It was that significant. You got no idea what they
Speaker 4: were filming. But they were filming some TV show with
Speaker 4: Claudia Carvin. If I'm so, someone listening may or may
Speaker 4: not have seen that show.
Speaker 2: Isn't the Secret Life of Us? Was it?
Speaker 4: It was very secret. You don't even remember it.
Speaker 7: It feels like it was, but I don't think that.
Speaker 3: Was it a sixties era TV show? Is that the
Speaker 3: idea they were going for kind of houses?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was okay, so Claudia carbon show from the sixties.
Speaker 4: If anyone remembers that, give us a call this morning,
Speaker 4: nine one o four three. And also your home is
Speaker 4: also significant. Who did you have for a neighbor well.
Speaker 7: Across the road from us, just for a couple of years,
Speaker 7: we had guy peers.
Speaker 4: See that's pretty cool. Did you ever sort of just
Speaker 4: see him leaving his house and deliberately leave you was
Speaker 4: at the same time trying to strike up a friendship
Speaker 4: as neighbors.
Speaker 7: Well just occasionally, but it didn't seem to work. I mean,
Speaker 7: he became best friends with my best friend from next door,
Speaker 7: that's all.
Speaker 3: What could they rip you into that?
Speaker 4: Obviously, Derek's friend was like, I'm just a one old
Speaker 4: guy man. I can't bring in another guy doesn't like
Speaker 4: more than two people there, hates odd numbers.
Speaker 7: Guy Piers, absolutely, I wouldn't want to share.
Speaker 10: So yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7: But had a big sort of a big sound recording
Speaker 7: studio in the back of the house that was pretty impressive.
Speaker 7: But I love it, so I heard it.
Speaker 4: I invested. There were you frozen out of that another day? Derek,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. You got have a good day.
Speaker 4: No thanks, Matthew, good morning.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah.
Speaker 11: I stayed at Roger Moore's house in County Kent. It
Speaker 11: was palatial, it was a it was a transcendental meditation
Speaker 11: retreat and I lived on the Island White at the
Speaker 11: time and it was just period across the Southampton and
Speaker 11: it's been a drive up to County Kent and I
Speaker 11: found this big house. It was very nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet so. I didn't know Roger Moore was
Speaker 4: into transcendental meditation. Was he running the retreat or no?
Speaker 10: We just used his house?
Speaker 4: Was he away for the weekend? Just broke in James
Speaker 4: Bond making taken on blow because if you're James Bond,
Speaker 4: you're not a home a lot of the year, rent
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 3: You're always in a foreign country, somewhere America with.
Speaker 4: So did it have a load of his like personal
Speaker 4: artifacts around the house, like you know.
Speaker 11: Did we really go through them? It was just a huge,
Speaker 11: huge place. When he had fireplaces the size of the bathroom.
Speaker 4: He had fireplaces, And that's James Bond, isn't it. The
Speaker 4: salary for that spy job is huge.
Speaker 11: And we stayed there for the weekend.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 4: It was very nice, brilliant. All right, Well, Matthew, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, the story mate, have a good day.
Speaker 8: Okay to you too.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So next Thursday, this show is on the road and
Speaker 4: we're taking the show to you. If you want to
Speaker 4: invite us around you head to the Christian o'connells show
Speaker 4: dot com dot au. You make a little video taking
Speaker 4: us around your home, how big or small it is,
Speaker 4: and who'll be doing the show with us. Some of
Speaker 4: the people have been doing it so far, made these
Speaker 4: amazing videos. Thank you very much. The deadline is midnight
Speaker 4: tomorrow night eleven fifty nine is the deadline. Future invite
Speaker 4: us at the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go into some of the invites we've
Speaker 4: had so far. Do you really wanna host me? You
Speaker 4: make it real? Uplands? Will you really welcome mass inside?
Speaker 1: Can you make us tea and toast? Please?
Speaker 4: We'll leave and bring a.
Speaker 1: Man to pass the time.
Speaker 4: We've got that line. Sit the Waco bit bad to
Speaker 4: pass the time?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Then let's go first of all to Stuart's home in Frankston.
Speaker 4: Stewart is a dad with five kids. Hamish's twelve, Tommy ten,
Speaker 4: Matilda four, Scarlett two, Beatrix one. Wow, that is a
Speaker 4: busy house. Actually his hidden talent making a short story long.
Speaker 4: Oh meet Pantsy Stewart. Anyway, let's sat up play this.
Speaker 4: God we look at that.
Speaker 3: We gotta need this house updated We're going to need
Speaker 3: to find some time.
Speaker 1: Gotta find tam to fix the kitchen.
Speaker 3: God fine, tam to fix the floor.
Speaker 12: Got to find time to fix those window pains.
Speaker 3: And make this house do fine.
Speaker 1: Because this old house was in Home Beautiful in May
Speaker 1: eighty nine.
Speaker 13: Oh like windows, tile backdrops nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 4: And it's finest oue.
Speaker 3: Arranger that looks outside. And the piece of resistance is
Speaker 3: the Christian O'Connell breakfast.
Speaker 4: So Stewart wasn't joking. Their home really is a nineteen
Speaker 4: eighties time causul it wasn't Home Beautiful magazine in May
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty nine. He's still got a copy of the
Speaker 4: article as well. We love Monica. You're gonna love Monica.
Speaker 4: This is great. Have listened to Monica from Dingley Village.
Speaker 14: Hi, Christian, this is Monica from Dingley Village. Some people
Speaker 14: call us village people. So this is our smallest kitchen
Speaker 14: in Dingley Village, as my husband always says, and he's
Speaker 14: cooking there, Hi, doestin. Doesn't matter that our house is
Speaker 14: small and our kitchen is the smallest in the Dingley village.
Speaker 14: But a Slovakian saying says, good people can fit in
Speaker 14: small places. Dobri rudis a shade VELAs mesti, So we
Speaker 14: hope we will see you here, see you soon. Bye.
Speaker 4: Monica sounds just a lovely, warm hearted host, doesn't she,
Speaker 4: As she says, she has really got the smallest kitchen
Speaker 4: in the village, Dingley village, the village people, and most
Speaker 4: likely all of Melbourne, but the longest outdoor table where
Speaker 4: you'll all be able to fit on. My favorite memories
Speaker 4: when my parents got stuck in this tiny house for
Speaker 4: nine months. But this is not my husband's favorite memory.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get to Lily down now, and Andy.
Speaker 5: Does rule a plenty for the band and all the crew.
Speaker 5: You may even spark a local kangaroo. Are places work
Speaker 5: in progress of renovators. Delight. We think you find it
Speaker 5: perfect though. The place is nice and bright. Please stay
Speaker 5: for the day so we all can enjoy a glass
Speaker 5: or two each. Yes, this is just a ploy to
Speaker 5: make this venue all the more appealing. We're intensely keen
Speaker 5: on that e ens feeling very friendly.
Speaker 4: Invite there, nice perm them from Andy? Is that is
Speaker 4: that Canadian? Yes I'm not coming on there, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. S All these lovely invites keep them coming.
Speaker 4: Then deadline is midnight tomorrow. You head to the Christian
Speaker 4: o'connorshow dot com dot au. The prize is the backfor show.
Speaker 4: Also you get Sineweker playing live and a sixty thousand
Speaker 4: dollar kitchen makeover thanks tos Inus get the sixtieth feeling.
Speaker 1: On a brighter note, you're listening to the Christian o'carl's
Speaker 1: show podcast.
Speaker 4: Working Feel Stories. Have you ever been injured by a toy?
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, My favorite toy I think
Speaker 4: I ever had as a kid was the Evil can
Speaker 4: Eevil stunt cycle. You probably remember these, Patsy being a
Speaker 4: child of the eighties like me, where it's like a
Speaker 4: toy evil Canevil and you could sit, bend him and
Speaker 4: sit him on this his legendary motorbike, and then you
Speaker 4: revved up the bike and off you would go, and
Speaker 4: you could make jumps and ramps, so I might like
Speaker 4: homemade ramps, and he would try and clear you try
Speaker 4: and recreate basically Snake Canyon, one of his big jumps,
Speaker 4: and try and clear a couple of Encyclopedia Britannicas. These
Speaker 4: are big jumps.
Speaker 3: And did the toy crash as much as the human.
Speaker 4: Did just as much. It was eerily accurate, as much
Speaker 4: as how many breaks that the actual evil Canevel had. Anyway,
Speaker 4: you know, it's like when you've got a younger sister
Speaker 4: or brother, you spend a lot of time arguing, fighting,
Speaker 4: especially when mom and dad aren't there. The moment they
Speaker 4: leave you guys alone. It's like a civil water in
Speaker 4: the house, isn't it. I know my sister threw evil
Speaker 4: at me. Really, you know, my song really throws something
Speaker 4: at you, and it was quite a hefty old thing
Speaker 4: and like wiring and stuff that to sort of hold
Speaker 4: him in place. Anyway, one of Evil's arm went into
Speaker 4: my eye and it sort of scratched the corner. For
Speaker 4: three days. I had to wear an eye patch. If
Speaker 4: you're charged the eighties. Buddying was fine in the eighties,
Speaker 4: especially for kids who had any kind of physical helment.
Speaker 4: It was like Lord of the Flies. It was a
Speaker 4: miracle I got through these three days. You know, I
Speaker 4: was actually wine. What if it never comes back and
Speaker 4: I have to wear an eye patch or stuff like that.
Speaker 4: They will pick eighties kids picked on anyone that was different. Oh,
Speaker 4: the pirate boy every than that. So I didn't wear
Speaker 4: an eye patch for three days, jack You ever been so?
Speaker 4: I've got them injured by evil Caneval flying evil canievl.
Speaker 3: I got something hurled at me by a sibling, also Monopoly.
Speaker 3: I was teasing my younger brother and I was trying
Speaker 3: to look cool in front of my friends, teasing my
Speaker 3: younger brother. He stood up on the chair above me,
Speaker 3: pulled all of Monopoly off the shelf in its box,
Speaker 3: all the pieces and everything.
Speaker 4: Oh. I thought it was like one of them, like
Speaker 4: the little dog on the top.
Speaker 3: Weren't even playing Monopoly. It was all boxed away. He
Speaker 3: threw the whole box at me.
Speaker 4: It's a big old box as well, with a lot
Speaker 4: of moving lead pieces at that So did you dark
Speaker 4: or did you go take a headshot?
Speaker 3: Took it to the temple?
Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 4: I've asked you had to take a note of all
Speaker 4: these toys and the injuries. What was the toy? What
Speaker 4: was the injury so far? Jackie boy? What have you got?
Speaker 3: We got your even canevil doll which was thrown by
Speaker 3: your sister at your eye and then you became the
Speaker 3: eye patch boy at school.
Speaker 4: Three long days, Dark Knight the.
Speaker 3: Soul and I had the monopoly board to the temple,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 4: Add to that then a playing catabult gun. What would
Speaker 4: they think of making these things in the eighties, Christian,
Speaker 4: I had a this is from Dave Lockwood. Christian had
Speaker 4: a playing catabult gun. Shot myself in the eye with it,
Speaker 4: wondering what it would look like if the plane was
Speaker 4: fired towards me.
Speaker 3: Oh to be a boy it huh that No, you
Speaker 3: run the expense exactly.
Speaker 4: Mike had a little pedal cart as a kid. After
Speaker 4: watching the A Team, I fitted it with a garden
Speaker 4: cane as a makeshift cannon. We should do makeshift improvised
Speaker 4: toys model on the show garden kane becoming a cannon
Speaker 4: using cellotape while pushing my little pedal car to give
Speaker 4: it extra power, I crashed the cane, flew into my eye.
Speaker 4: Hospital followed, and Christian forget about your three days with
Speaker 4: an eye patch two weeks. As a child of the eighties,
Speaker 4: Christian one I was eight. I dropped my toy xylophone
Speaker 4: xylophone on my foot. Try spread on that jack toy
Speaker 4: xylophone on my foot. White st turned instantly red, big
Speaker 4: toenail came off rob I threw my Action Man at
Speaker 4: my elder brother. He was teasing me. He ducked. I
Speaker 4: was a terrible throw, but Action Man's rubbery hand managed
Speaker 4: to thrust up his nostril and broke off Action Man's arm.
Speaker 4: He had to be taken to a and E. I
Speaker 4: was grounded for a month.
Speaker 3: Action Man or the brother, both of them.
Speaker 4: It was worth it, as his nose balloon to the
Speaker 4: size of a beach. Hashtag no regrets. All right, let's
Speaker 4: go to Stacy. Here, come mining Stacy morning.
Speaker 15: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good Stacy. So first of all, then Stacy, what
Speaker 4: was the toy?
Speaker 9: It was a poo stick?
Speaker 4: Pogo stick? Okay, what was the injury?
Speaker 16: So the I was old in the foot pedals, so
Speaker 16: the pogo stick was actually my brothers and sisters, so
Speaker 16: they're much older than me. By the time I got
Speaker 16: to it, the foot pedals were rusted, so foot pedal broke,
Speaker 16: pogo stip kept going. I went down, it went up,
Speaker 16: knacked me in the chin there and I bit through
Speaker 16: my tongue. Oh oh yeah, it was real bad, and
Speaker 16: I ended up with a couple of wobbly teeth and
Speaker 16: a decent enough gash in my tongue.
Speaker 4: Have you still you must have a little scar store now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 16: It looks like I've had a tongue piercing, but I'm
Speaker 16: not that tough.
Speaker 9: I just sit my own tongue.
Speaker 4: Two kids these days still used the good old classic.
Speaker 16: That was the end of it for our family.
Speaker 4: I bet it was no more hand me down for
Speaker 4: that rusty old go stick. Stacy, great story, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for calling us.
Speaker 9: No wayes.
Speaker 4: Let's do one more before Patsy's news. Emma, good morning, Hi,
Speaker 4: good morning, how are you? I'm good, Emma? And what
Speaker 4: was the toy?
Speaker 17: So it was total tennis? So back in the day
Speaker 17: everyone had total tinis.
Speaker 4: Yeah we had this. I remember this, and thing's got.
Speaker 17: To be heated with me and my sister and I
Speaker 17: ended up with the vat in the mouth and lost
Speaker 17: the tooth.
Speaker 3: Wait, your sister ended up with a bat in her
Speaker 3: mouth or you do?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 17: So I think it was so long ago, but I
Speaker 17: think she was really hard set at me. So I
Speaker 17: stormed off, but I walked behind her and she went
Speaker 17: to give a big whack to the ball and ended
Speaker 17: up in my face. And yeah, I lost the tooth
Speaker 17: for life.
Speaker 4: That is hardcore. The stuff the brothers and sisters brothers
Speaker 4: and brothers and sister says too is a nightmare, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's mainly just like road run of violence each other.
Speaker 4: Another fact that you were that the story is still
Speaker 4: it felt like you were selling it to us. My
Speaker 4: dad went to it from behind her. Will sure, Okay,
Speaker 4: the baller wat from behind her. Yeah, that's what happened,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Stacy? I lost a tooth for life.
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Speaker 4: You have an injure, my toy, throw my an irate
Speaker 4: younger or elder brother or sister, or just fired a
Speaker 4: toy into your eye, like one of our listeners when
Speaker 4: he was a young boy, just to see what it
Speaker 4: would be like to be hitting the eye by a catapult,
Speaker 4: plane spoiler. It hurt, Young Dave Lockwood. All right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: you're keeping an eye on the toys and the injuries
Speaker 4: this morning. You can add to yours nine four one
Speaker 4: four one O four three.
Speaker 3: We've got an evil canevel in the eye and Monopoly
Speaker 3: bored in the temple. The plane catabult to the eye.
Speaker 3: The garden came to the eye, a xylophone on the footlight,
Speaker 3: losing the big toenail action man up his brother's nose,
Speaker 3: I go stick it broke, she put a hole in
Speaker 3: her tongue and the totem tennis lost to too.
Speaker 4: It sounds like some sort of injury report record at
Speaker 4: the worst play center in the world, doesn't it add
Speaker 4: to that? A solid toys A dinosaur thrown by a
Speaker 4: boy's scoy that hit me in the face resulting in
Speaker 4: a broken nose. Christian, my little brother rang me down
Speaker 4: on his mini quad bike, something of a Stephen King.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Bruce Sick. Good morning Bruce.
Speaker 10: Good morning j J.
Speaker 4: All right, Bruce, So your toy injury stories. What have
Speaker 4: you got, Fris Bruce?
Speaker 10: I have two for you this morning, Christian. The first
Speaker 10: one was as a young boy, I was a little
Speaker 10: teaser and I was playing table tennis with my sister
Speaker 10: and I was winning and started teasing her, you know,
Speaker 10: making the noises. Yeah, and she got the table tennis
Speaker 10: bet you had to sort of, you know, accidentally throw
Speaker 10: at me, and it slipped out of her hand and
Speaker 10: gave me a black life for a week.
Speaker 4: Wow. Okay, right, that's the one what's your second one,
Speaker 4: Brucey second one?
Speaker 10: We were playing darts, similar sort of circumstances.
Speaker 8: I was winning.
Speaker 10: Again, pulling the darts off the dartboard and teasing her,
Speaker 10: and she did the same thing with one of her
Speaker 10: darts in her hand, and he hit me in the
Speaker 10: back of the leg.
Speaker 4: What she's like a ninjam and killed Bill. Yeah, that's stop.
Speaker 10: He no actionally, No, I'm the youngest of five's. I
Speaker 10: have many stories.
Speaker 4: I bet you do, Bruce. Thank you for two of them. Mate,
Speaker 4: have a good.
Speaker 10: Day, all right, thanks Grys, Bye bye.
Speaker 4: Bye, Darren, good morning, Hello, hello Darren. What was the toy.
Speaker 8: Three speed drags in the seventies?
Speaker 4: Right? Three speed drags?
Speaker 9: Do?
Speaker 4: And what's your injury?
Speaker 8: I turned it into a chopper. We used to cut
Speaker 8: old forks off another blo I can slip them on
Speaker 8: the front.
Speaker 4: And how old are you when you were doing this?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: We are twelve twelve customizing bikes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't wold, which is what happened because
Speaker 8: when over jump, the front wheel come off and the
Speaker 8: but the forks dug into the ground and the handlebar
Speaker 8: slipped around and dug into my legs.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it went into your leg.
Speaker 3: Yes, so how had you touched it all together?
Speaker 4: Yeah? If you can't world, well that's why I come off.
Speaker 8: I couldn't world.
Speaker 2: So you did try to world a but not successfully obviously.
Speaker 4: No, no, it wasn't Nah that we're not the police
Speaker 4: or to investigate this or reopen the case. Mate. Oh,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for car. Let's go to Jackie here.
Speaker 4: Coome on in, Jackie.
Speaker 9: Hi, mine is a classic uzzy toy, a slip and slide.
Speaker 4: Oh so I think SIPPERD sign is pretty big all
Speaker 4: over the world. But yeah, carry on.
Speaker 9: Yeah, ran up to it and instead of going down
Speaker 9: head first, I decided to go down, but first got
Speaker 9: onto the slip and slide and my left ankle gave
Speaker 9: way and that's where I fell.
Speaker 4: So what did did you break your ankle?
Speaker 9: Broke my ankle in two spots?
Speaker 4: Oh god, you poor thing. They were lethal, those slipping signs.
Speaker 4: Just to love them, but so many kids are barely
Speaker 4: alive today because they have got concast or wiped out
Speaker 4: on that slip and slide.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not to mention adults.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that's right, Jackie. Thank you very much. You
Speaker 4: cool nine four one four one oh four to three
Speaker 4: your toy.
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Speaker 4: We're taking all stories today. Cault us up. Tell us
Speaker 4: what was the toy and what was the injury? Toy
Speaker 4: injuries nine four one four one four three. Christian, my
Speaker 4: son snipered me with a knife. Bullet from twenty five
Speaker 4: feet away, got me straight in the eye. I had
Speaker 4: a black eye for ten days. Great shot, though, This
Speaker 4: is amazing Christian. When I was twelve, I had a
Speaker 4: twenty two gauge air rifle lead pellets. I was shooting
Speaker 4: objects in our back garden. I mean they didn't give
Speaker 4: them kids weapons. Yeah, there was a golf boar about
Speaker 4: five meters away, so I shot that big mistake. I
Speaker 4: hid it dead center and the penet came flying back
Speaker 4: at me, hit me straight between the eyes. The pellet
Speaker 4: went into my four. Now there's one here. Here we go.
Speaker 4: This is how it begins. Father worked on the Darwin
Speaker 4: theory we either all die or survive. Paul Table, myself
Speaker 4: and two brothers Paul Cubes ended up as swords and
Speaker 4: the bulls as Now this gets split this text, so
Speaker 4: I need to find it. The bit and the bulls
Speaker 4: as backup weapons. You can only imagine a scene. What
Speaker 4: could possibly go right, Paul ball in the mouth, broken
Speaker 4: front tier for life for myself, Mike upper sorts and
Speaker 4: the balls back up weapons. It's a scene, isn't it?
Speaker 4: A cut scene from step Brothers all right cowning? Good
Speaker 4: on him, Cowen I and come on him.
Speaker 15: Oh good morning. Sorry, I didn't hear you call my name.
Speaker 15: Childhood memory is an injury. Rolling down the my sister
Speaker 15: and I upgraded from bikes with brake pedals to new
Speaker 15: dragster bikes and we went hooning down the whole neighborhood
Speaker 15: went honing down this massive hill. Was sister got the
Speaker 15: deaf wobbles and was scared of letting go of the
Speaker 15: bike because she was scared Mum would grail at it,
Speaker 15: so puts on the head the hand front break hand
Speaker 15: handbrakes and goes tumbling down the hill, hanging onto this
Speaker 15: trake bike, rolling down the hills of the bottom of it.
Speaker 15: And to this day she's got a massive scar on
Speaker 15: her left elbow. And every time we're all together as
Speaker 15: adults now we just still giggle over the vision of them.
Speaker 15: Now I know it makes me giggle everything.
Speaker 4: Well, Mum's growl sounds terrifying.
Speaker 15: Oh well, you didn't do anything wrong if mum said
Speaker 15: be careful, and we weren't meant to be down this
Speaker 15: massy hill anyway. It was well out of our neighborhood,
Speaker 15: but we thought we'd be dare devils on all our
Speaker 15: new bikes.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much for showing your story.
Speaker 4: You have a good day. Thank you you too still
Speaker 4: bring to a chuckle. Alan, Good morning, Adam.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pat's all doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good and thanks still listening to showing camera.
Speaker 4: So what's your toy injury story for us? Yeah?
Speaker 12: I was about I think seven or eight years old.
Speaker 12: I was over at a friend's place and being boys
Speaker 12: and boys, we had toys everywhere, and then we decided that,
Speaker 12: you know, it was a bit of time for a
Speaker 12: bit of a bit of wrestling. So we were end
Speaker 12: up on the top of his bunks and we're wrestling
Speaker 12: backward the forwards, and his brother joined in as well,
Speaker 12: and somehow in all the tussle of that, I got
Speaker 12: pushed off the bunks and landed faith first on lego
Speaker 12: that was fluttered all over the floor and my face
Speaker 12: to shreds.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, you would have done your poor thing.
Speaker 4: You're right though. What was it about boys and wrestling?
Speaker 12: Yeah, well it's what you do.
Speaker 4: Just seconds. He always just seconds away from wrestling anywhere anywhere.
Speaker 4: If there was a wrestling and you even saw serimatees wrestling,
Speaker 4: of course you go and join it.
Speaker 3: Well, even on Grand Final day we're thirty four now,
Speaker 3: and there was a jumping castle for the kids. When
Speaker 3: the kids had finished player on the jumping castle, guess
Speaker 3: what became the wrestling octagon.
Speaker 4: This is what they should do to upgrade the UFC.
Speaker 4: Have it on a top bunk. Two men enter the
Speaker 4: top bunk and fight. Whoever pushes the other one off
Speaker 4: first wins and great story. Thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 12: Thanks guys.
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Speaker 4: Get all these home surveillance cameras these days, some of
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Speaker 18: At least I'm going to go to the post of
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Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, what's been going on with baby Gordon? What
Speaker 4: is he now? Almost seven months?
Speaker 3: He's seven months?
Speaker 17: Now?
Speaker 3: Did your kids have at this age get so many rushes?
Speaker 4: Rushes, chafing. It's cause of ointments and zinc powder.
Speaker 3: Every few weeks he's got a new kind of rash,
Speaker 3: this newest one.
Speaker 4: Now I think they get like nappy rush, don't they.
Speaker 3: Well, this one is on his penis, and so Bianke
Speaker 3: took into the doctor showed at the red mark. He said, okay,
Speaker 3: that's easy to clear up. Go to the chemists and
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Speaker 3: me just check with the pharmacist. So she goes up
Speaker 3: behind the big super desk that he has at the end,
Speaker 3: and I stay in the aisle because I thought she
Speaker 3: was just going to be a second. So I'm twenty
Speaker 3: meters away and the pharmacy's busy. I see her chatting
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Speaker 3: I said for my son? He's seven months old? He goes,
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Speaker 19: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Really across the store? Penis why this is on you?
Speaker 4: Why don't you then go? So he should have shuffled up.
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Speaker 3: Why has he got the extra large Chuese.
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Speaker 4: Let's talk tomorrow's show today, Yes, this morning, when we're
Speaker 4: talking about your toy injuries, we had a story about
Speaker 4: someone who, like many of us young kids at the eighties,
Speaker 4: were cess to with the A team, had a little
Speaker 4: pedal go cup and improvised a garden kane to be
Speaker 4: a cannon and unfortunately the garden kane got wedged in
Speaker 4: it fired up into his eye. Hearing that tomorrow, we
Speaker 4: want your stories of improvised toys and games. I think
Speaker 4: a lot of us did this. Sometimes you just made
Speaker 4: up certain games. So you and your mates, we want
Speaker 4: to hear about those. Tomorrow show improvised toys and games.
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Speaker 3: the acronym fun. What does it stand for fun? F
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Speaker 4: Have you no?
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Speaker 4: Now I told you to make this stronger. Okay, you
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Speaker 3: Make it fun, be playful show us your because none
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Speaker 3: you don't think anyone else can.
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