WEBVTT - FULL: The Pirate Boy 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.480 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:09.240 I wait for some swinging action. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:12.920 He's a big frou necklizen and he just wants to dance. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:16.560 Oh that's marked up, some bunting. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:20.240 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.480 It's Ruby's muck up day today. Actually, hey, coome morning guys, 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.560 it's a Christian O'Connell show here on goal. Come on in. Patsy, 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.560 good morning, Good morning, jack morning guys. You look a 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:33.960 little bit sleepy over there. Jackie Boyd, you have rough night. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.360 I'm bothered because yeah, rough night. Getting dressed in the 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.120 dark every morning, now. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:40.960 It sucks, doesn't it? Get interested in the dot? Do 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.800 you put a light on, Patsy, I put all the 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:43.239 lights on. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:48.360 No, I do I dry my hair, put the lights on, 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:49.760 sleep through. 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.400 That head dry. Going is so noisy, and that's us 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:54.360 silence of a dark night. 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:57.960 It looks like the morning when you get off the 0:00:58.920 --> 0:00:59.360 hair as well. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:00.960 We take age is a dry. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.160 We often have a conversation Chris and night at that 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:03.840 hour of the day. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.360 Is it a conversation or is he just say yes, yes, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:12.120 yes he will. He's got that Fairest view voice modulator 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.600 at Bernie's. Yes est, par I said what it was like. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.760 He will often say to me, make sure, promise me 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.240 you'll drive careful. I'll drive careful. And then I'll say, 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:25.240 go back to sleep. And then he'll say, have you 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:28.320 got much on today? So he's sort of instigated. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.679 Actually what my wife and twenty four years were doing 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.600 these The conversation is never that, it's if she's if 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:37.880 she's woking with it. It's quick swearing, rapid swearing. Darren. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.240 No, we have a conversation and then I'll say what 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.080 about you? And then he will tell me about his day, 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:44.360 and I'll say, all right, go back to sleep, and 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:45.200 he goes back to sleep. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.240 How he goes back to sleep, I'm the opposite now 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.960 I'm walking around in the dark. I appealed this. This 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.040 is obviously a dirty T shirt which is bothering me 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:53.680 because I appealed. 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.480 I'm glad you did say it. Does you slept the 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.240 night in the car or a hedge or a police cell? 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.520 It looks I've come to pick you up from jail. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.000 You know where you were rested on a big night out. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:08.160 Why don't you leave your clothes in another room, Jacks 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:08.840 in the kitchen. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.880 Yes, we have that big pile of washing that's on 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.799 the couch in the living room because we it's got 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:18.400 ahead of us and we can't get in front of it. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.280 Now you never do it. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.359 Is to be an enlightened adult you realize I'm never 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:25.679 going to get on top of it. 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.919 It just seems so unachievable. Now that guy ned Brockman 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.760 who ran from Perpose City, that actually seems more achievable. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:32.720 To the bottom. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.959 All he's been doing is he's been avoiding for forty 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.320 six days. Oh there is washing he's got to do. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:41.720 He's just had one outfit to run And isn't it 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.560 Paris Snea because you know, in a vest and some shorts. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.960 So is this just how we live now? Clothes never 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:48.799 get back at the wardrobe and peel them off the 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:49.160 top of that. 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.079 It's an ongoing thing. And obviously when they get when 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.040 as Gordon gets older, and have school uniforms and like 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:58.679 my kids, so every weekend they have to clean their 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.840 floor so that the floor isn't to see the floor, 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.000 can we just see the floor? All they do is 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:08.520 scoop up all the school close the endless hoodies all 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:12.560 the washings money is ninety percent oversized hoodies. They scoop 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.080 all up and then chuck it in the washing and 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.239 I'm like, this isn't some of this is clear. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:17.720 They could be clean stuff in it. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.600 I just put it back in your bed. All has 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:23.200 to be washed again. And it's just like piles and 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.519 piles of washing that you're never going to get level 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.119 with ever. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.280 And they do the washing. 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.840 They do none of it. Honestly. You know that scene 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.359 in Zoolander where he's going to tap smash that nineties 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.640 with the young with the computer, that's what they are 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.800 with the eighty seven thousand, way too many settings on 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.080 the washing machine. But no, you're never going to get 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:42.720 ahead of the washing. It's just like a thing you 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:43.440 have to surrender to. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.280 So goodbye to the living room couch then. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:46.960 Yeah, say goodbye to that. It's a nightmare. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:48.080 Carl and Brighter. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.160 You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast. 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.640 Today is our eldest daughter's graduation, so a big day 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.560 for all the family. A right woke up super excited 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.920 this morning. My daughter stayed with three of her friends 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.960 last night and they're all getting up this morning and 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.640 having breakfast together and then a couple of drinks and 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.080 then they go and have mau cup date orange juice, 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.280 orange juice. Yeah, and then we have to pick her 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:13.840 up and think about half past one, and then she 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.039 comes back for a little powern app and then we 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.320 all go and do the graduation and the dinner afterwards. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.760 So anyway, Patsy, yesterday evening, you know, I was telling 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.039 me how Sundal was dragged around Chadstone for Sarah to 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:27.599 pick out her outfit to be in competition that she's 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:31.520 put herself in. She puts herself in against the other months. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.680 The graduation is the first thing, and then the main 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:37.000 shows the jack. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:41.000 In poor wise ride. Anyway, she got this outfit Sunday. Okay, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.120 so you know Sunday that she's very very happy with. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.520 Yesterday evening, I'm brushing my teeth right, that signifies to 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.400 everyone I'm getting ready for bed. Quarter to ten in 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.600 the evening. She comes into the bathroom in the outfit 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.120 like we've got to go right now, and I look 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.320 at myself in the mirror. Oh God, here we go. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.320 She's not wearing that for fun. She doesn't like it anymore. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:06.640 She's got outfit anxiety, and I could see she's on 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.760 the verge of almost tears, and I'm I'm gonna have 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.039 to be really careful he rather than just loosing my mind, 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.360 going I'm getting into bed, I'm brushing my teeth. We 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:19.520 picked it yesterday, was changed. She's the same Personstone's class. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:23.640 There's no time today, it's done. So I go, what 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:27.120 is it with the outfit? And she's like, I don't know, Chris, 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.599 I don't think it looks very nice when but you 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:33.080 liked it yesterday. What's changed overnight? She's got that outfit 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.719 anxiety women have wear suddenly on the eve of it. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.000 I hate everything I hate. She'd had her hair done 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.039 yesterday as well. Hates her hair. And then it was 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.600 like I had to look at my eyebrows. What's she 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.599 done to them? And I'm thinking, I didn't know you 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:46.560 had them done. 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.640 You don't say that, you don't say I didn't notice 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:51.479 she'd had them done. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.200 Anyway, I found something on the outfit that actually I 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.800 wasn't sure about. She brought these shoes yesterday and they 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:02.159 actually they're making the walk funny. Well, it's not her fault. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.960 They It was like I said, it's like something squid 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:12.200 game where they make people wear uncomfortable sh no shit, 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.440 they would they would like chipping her forward like she 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:18.039 was gonna wear she could fall into the people graduating. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.440 So we I sort of thought, if we focus it 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.360 on the shoes, it's just the shoes of the problem. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.960 They're easily to replace. Where's the outfit, which is the 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:28.679 big thing to too much trouble? Yesterday I was looking 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:30.400 for the final piece of what I'm gonna wear, and 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:32.480 obviously men don't have any of that anxiety. There's not 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.720 a single dad's going today to any graduation where it's 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.320 like I hope, I hope this is I hope this 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.400 is up. There were what the the dads are gonna wear? 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.560 This is gonna be a load of somber gray and 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:45.000 blue suits, isn't it for all the other dads? Anyway, 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.720 when I was shopping the es on, does it get 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:50.320 a very nice silk pocket square because the time of 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:51.960 the year springs that a little bit of color to 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.880 my navy blue suit. Anyway, they are the only one 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.080 I saw that was very nice, like a blue plate Paisley. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.440 I thought that'd be nice, quite eye catching, and it 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.200 picks out some the darker blues in my time was 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.960 on the was on the shop dummy, So it's a 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.080 little woman. Where can I get that one? That's beautiful? 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.960 She goes, we're sold out. You know this is a 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.040 racing season. She looked at me like you should know 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.920 she's one of those. And I really like that. When 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:20.720 she goes, well, you can't have that one because that's 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.880 just for display. Anyway, she turns on the corner. I 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.960 grab it out of the pocket right and just go 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:26.400 and buy it. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:28.800 Yeah, because I don't understand that. Why have it in 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.160 the window if you can't even buy it? 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.680 Aren't you here to sell stuff? So I'm wearing it today. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:36.920 Christian Connell's Show podcast. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:41.560 Yesterday I was doing my skiping my mum and you think, now, 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.040 after four and a half years of living here and 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.760 you know, skiping a couple of times during out of 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.760 the week, she'd be o fay with how it all works. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:53.200 Yesterday's latest one, there was something wrong with her speakers 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.400 on her laptop but her end, and my mom said 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.920 to me, so, I'm going to need you to turn 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.160 up your end so I can hear you louder. The 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:07.320 volume here. It's like your volume it's two separate machines devices. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.240 I can have no impact over the volume your end. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:11.560 Mom can start yelling. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.920 Yeah, but at some point she was keen for me 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:15.880 to start doing that. We can't do this for next 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.840 half an hour month. Now, Patsy, you need to find 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.960 someone who is at work this time of the morning 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.160 at the rival radio station we have in this building. Kiss. 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:28.480 Yes, I'm turning sleuth nearly every morning. There's someone I 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.200 need to find. Who it is? They drive a big 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.199 white twin cab ute. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:35.680 Why is it, Lauren? 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:39.120 No, No, it's not not all. No, she's got like 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:41.200 the Creme de la creme, top of the range. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.400 It is a fancy machine. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.240 It's very nice and tiny little girl in this big 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.920 thumping car. This is a tweet. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.240 Little girl, insignificant. 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.000 Yeah on Patsy's winspy. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.760 No, he's a beautiful girl what you said earlier. No, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.000 he always has time for a chat in the corridor. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:06.440 She's lovely. No, this twin cabin cut out. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.040 I have to get my magnifying glass to even see 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.240 your face expressions, tiny line from that. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:14.440 Show, tiny looking, it's got a very big profile. No, 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:18.080 this twin cab ute parks where our building is We 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.520 have a little driveway down the side of the building, 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.599 don't we that goes into the car park. It's like 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:24.520 a narrow little drive with a hedge on one side 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:24.680 in the. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.640 Brick wall on the beautiful Petchy painted that it's. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.000 Theater of the mind. Anyway, this car just. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.040 About what the hedge was by the hedge side rope. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.000 Now it was on the other side. This car bowls 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:38.040 me over. It comes in the boomgate at about eighty 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:41.200 k is an hour and long around the side of 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.920 the building. Anyway, it was that fast yesterday. I had 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:48.640 to like push myself up against the brick or it 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.600 would have the brick wall it would have hit me. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:54.360 Really, cameras around there or for security, can you know, 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:55.920 ask to see the security foot. 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:59.280 I suppose I could, but it's like a maniac driver. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.920 It's like this big urban someone who works for Kiss. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:03.480 I believe it is. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:04.640 We'll have to do a steakhout. 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.000 I want to know who it is. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.600 Well, there's only about what ten twelve people in the 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.560 building that time in the morning, so we're easy. But 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.400 to find out who is you don't think that someone 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.680 is trying to bump you off. That's what I thought firsday. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.480 Know, probably a rival news reader. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:21.040 It's arrival, it's click stand away moment is and he 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.720 knows the profile is big. Probably Laurence said, I'm terrified 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.480 of it. She looks at me like I'm taming Lauren. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.640 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:34.280 God one A four point three for Friday is a 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:38.040 couple of days away. It's Tuesday today, then maybe Wednesday, Thursday. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:41.880 Friday is a reminder for some of you. Yeah, doing 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.400 Tuesday morning. Last week on the show, we were doing 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.280 weekest claim to Fame like we do every Wednesday, and 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:52.040 Simon had this one not about a famous person but 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.400 about some people, but more about a house. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.360 My weekest claim to fame is that and now live 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.000 in the house where James and Vince past band members 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.719 of Pseudo Echo, grew up. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.760 There should be a little plaque outside on the. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:10.520 Wall that the most amazing thing is that we've sort 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.480 of kept it a little bit of a stitch in time, 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:16.640 and the garage is still full of all the egg 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.800 cartons and the soundproofing, and this is where they sort 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:21.000 of grew up rehearsing. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.040 So Simon's phone call last week and the weakest claim 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.720 to fames giving us ideas, see if we could do 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.440 a weakest claim to fame about a home or a house, 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.480 it might be somewhere you still live right now or 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.200 you've lived before. A very good friend of mine was 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.199 offered a lot of money by a someone locked on 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.880 the door and said, we're a film location company. We 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.600 love your house. We'd like to film in it. They 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:41.880 said it in. The dates were like a couple of 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.439 months time during the summer, and they offered on a 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:46.040 lot of money, so we thought, why wouldn't I It 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.360 was a five days and so they went away to 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.640 somewhere else in the UK jur the summer. Two days 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.920 into his house being filmed, he had to go back 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:55.199 to get something urgently and thought it would be that 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.000 big a deal just to pop in for five minutes. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.360 I know it is a go Anyway, he turned up 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.560 at the house. It was a film but it was 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:09.160 a hardcore yeah, and he goes there were two naked people. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.520 Someone had bare buttocks on their kitchen table. They were 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.280 so casual about it, because if that's what you do 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:17.560 in your film, goes there's when they were like oh hi, 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:19.959 and they were like, yeah, it's gonna be five minutes 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.000 and it was like it was a pawn. They were 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.160 making porn out we got but he said it was 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:25.720 a lot of there's a lot of money in that. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.640 So so Jackie boy, you've also got a significant house. 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:30.720 There was friends of ours in our street whose house 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:33.000 were used in a commercial and the whole street was 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.360 excited because they shut down the street and they were 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.480 filming that. There's a couple coming out of my friend's 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.839 house and then into their car and we were so 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.320 excited to see the commercial when it went to air. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.520 When it went to air, though, it was one of 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:47.120 those TAC safe driving. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.880 Commercials fell on aren't they have to be. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.240 A horror crush at the end, and it really took 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:53.880 the fun out of it, being like, oh this. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:58.320 Jamie, it would just be rammed into a dangerous driver. 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:02.560 Christian Connell's show podcast, Well. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.240 Look if your weakest claim to fame about your house 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.920 or a place you've lived in Christian, I live next 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:11.840 door to the Beyonce house in Brunswick. The video was 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:16.000 for No Angel in twenty thirteen. I did not know 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.640 anything about this, right, so I just googled Beyonce video 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:23.679 No Angel and sure, enough filmed here in Melbourne at 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.600 a rundown sort of place in Brunswick. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:27.560 Yeah, and they looked for the worst house on the street, 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.240 I think. And then it sold a couple of years 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.360 ago for like over a million dollars. 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:36.000 You're kidding because of the Beyonce video made it famous. 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.439 I guess house prices in Melbourne is ridiculous anyway, but 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.000 you think Beyonce would have given it a kid? 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.760 Why did beyoncen film in Melbourne? Was she on tour 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:44.640 on Australia In Australia, I think. 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.600 She was at the time, wasn't she was like a 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:50.280 broken down, old single fronted Victorian, wasn't it. And it 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:53.320 was like aqua I remember the color was aqua Christian. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.280 My family home growing up was the footy player Jordan 0:13:56.360 --> 0:14:00.160 Lewis's childhood home. I was in what was the in 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:04.720 his bedroom, baby blues and cartoon wallpaper everywhere, which clashed 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:08.120 terribly with the bright orange, beige brown carpet that is 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.800 still scarred in the recesses of my mind. It was 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:16.000 a peak eighties house brackets, Sorry, mister Lewis, very polite, 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.440 All right, Let's go to the lines. Derek, good morning, 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.400 good morning, there's going Christian, I'm good Derek, welcome to 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.920 the show. So we claim to feign about home. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.880 Yeah, the house I grew up and was in bottil 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:33.160 and the street was so full houses from the sixties 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.800 that they came in and filmed the TV series. It 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.240 look on what the series was, but they had Claudia 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.360 carving in and I actually never saw any of the streeting. 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.040 It was always during the day when. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:44.360 I was out. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.200 It was that significant. You got no idea what they 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.320 were filming. But they were filming some TV show with 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.840 Claudia Carvin. If I'm so, someone listening may or may 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:54.720 not have seen that show. 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.680 Isn't the Secret Life of Us? Was it? 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.480 It was very secret. You don't even remember it. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.840 It feels like it was, but I don't think that. 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.960 Was it a sixties era TV show? Is that the 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.840 idea they were going for kind of houses? 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:07.680 Yeah? 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.840 It was okay, so Claudia carbon show from the sixties. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.040 If anyone remembers that, give us a call this morning, 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.240 nine one o four three. And also your home is 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:19.640 also significant. Who did you have for a neighbor well. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.320 Across the road from us, just for a couple of years, 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:22.560 we had guy peers. 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.160 See that's pretty cool. Did you ever sort of just 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.040 see him leaving his house and deliberately leave you was 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.160 at the same time trying to strike up a friendship 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.520 as neighbors. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.920 Well just occasionally, but it didn't seem to work. I mean, 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:36.000 he became best friends with my best friend from next door, 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:38.880 that's all. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.120 What could they rip you into that? 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:44.800 Obviously, Derek's friend was like, I'm just a one old 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.680 guy man. I can't bring in another guy doesn't like 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.600 more than two people there, hates odd numbers. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.560 Guy Piers, absolutely, I wouldn't want to share. 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:55.240 So yeah, that's right. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.560 But had a big sort of a big sound recording 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:02.000 studio in the back of the house that was pretty impressive. 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:06.120 But I love it, so I heard it. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.960 I invested. There were you frozen out of that another day? Derek, 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.680 thank you very much. You got have a good day. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.160 No thanks, Matthew, good morning. 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:15.320 Oh yeah. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:20.440 I stayed at Roger Moore's house in County Kent. It 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.800 was palatial, it was a it was a transcendental meditation 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.320 retreat and I lived on the Island White at the 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.320 time and it was just period across the Southampton and 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.360 it's been a drive up to County Kent and I 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.920 found this big house. It was very nice. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.920 Yeah, I bet so. I didn't know Roger Moore was 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:43.000 into transcendental meditation. Was he running the retreat or no? 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:44.080 We just used his house? 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.800 Was he away for the weekend? Just broke in James 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:52.560 Bond making taken on blow because if you're James Bond, 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:54.520 you're not a home a lot of the year, rent 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:54.840 it out. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:59.840 You're always in a foreign country, somewhere America with. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.760 So did it have a load of his like personal 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:05.480 artifacts around the house, like you know. 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.760 Did we really go through them? It was just a huge, 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:13.120 huge place. When he had fireplaces the size of the bathroom. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:16.960 He had fireplaces, And that's James Bond, isn't it. The 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.359 salary for that spy job is huge. 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.360 And we stayed there for the weekend. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:24.960 I think. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:26.600 It was. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.680 It was very nice, brilliant. 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