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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I wait for some swinging action.

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Speaker 3: He's a big frou necklizen and he just wants to dance.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's marked up, some bunting.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 4: It's Ruby's muck up day today. Actually, hey, coome morning guys,

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Speaker 4: it's a Christian O'Connell show here on goal. Come on in. Patsy,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, jack morning guys. You look a

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Speaker 4: little bit sleepy over there. Jackie Boyd, you have rough night.

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Speaker 3: I'm bothered because yeah, rough night. Getting dressed in the

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Speaker 3: dark every morning, now.

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Speaker 4: It sucks, doesn't it? Get interested in the dot? Do

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Speaker 4: you put a light on, Patsy, I put all the

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Speaker 4: lights on.

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Speaker 2: No, I do I dry my hair, put the lights on,

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Speaker 2: sleep through.

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Speaker 4: That head dry. Going is so noisy, and that's us

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Speaker 4: silence of a dark night.

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Speaker 3: It looks like the morning when you get off the

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Speaker 3: hair as well.

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Speaker 4: We take age is a dry.

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Speaker 2: We often have a conversation Chris and night at that

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Speaker 2: hour of the day.

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Speaker 4: Is it a conversation or is he just say yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: yes he will. He's got that Fairest view voice modulator

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Speaker 4: at Bernie's. Yes est, par I said what it was like.

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Speaker 2: He will often say to me, make sure, promise me

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Speaker 2: you'll drive careful. I'll drive careful. And then I'll say,

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Speaker 2: go back to sleep. And then he'll say, have you

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Speaker 2: got much on today? So he's sort of instigated.

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Speaker 4: Actually what my wife and twenty four years were doing

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Speaker 4: these The conversation is never that, it's if she's if

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Speaker 4: she's woking with it. It's quick swearing, rapid swearing. Darren.

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Speaker 2: No, we have a conversation and then I'll say what

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Speaker 2: about you? And then he will tell me about his day,

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Speaker 2: and I'll say, all right, go back to sleep, and

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Speaker 2: he goes back to sleep.

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Speaker 3: How he goes back to sleep, I'm the opposite now

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Speaker 3: I'm walking around in the dark. I appealed this. This

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Speaker 3: is obviously a dirty T shirt which is bothering me

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Speaker 3: because I appealed.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad you did say it. Does you slept the

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Speaker 4: night in the car or a hedge or a police cell?

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Speaker 4: It looks I've come to pick you up from jail.

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Speaker 4: You know where you were rested on a big night out.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you leave your clothes in another room, Jacks

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Speaker 2: in the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we have that big pile of washing that's on

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Speaker 3: ahead of us and we can't get in front of it.

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Speaker 2: Now you never do it.

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Speaker 4: Is to be an enlightened adult you realize I'm never

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Speaker 4: going to get on top of it.

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Speaker 3: It just seems so unachievable. Now that guy ned Brockman

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Speaker 3: who ran from Perpose City, that actually seems more achievable.

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Speaker 3: To the bottom.

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Speaker 4: All he's been doing is he's been avoiding for forty

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Speaker 4: six days. Oh there is washing he's got to do.

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Speaker 4: He's just had one outfit to run And isn't it

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Speaker 4: Paris Snea because you know, in a vest and some shorts.

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Speaker 3: So is this just how we live now? Clothes never

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Speaker 4: It's an ongoing thing. And obviously when they get when

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Speaker 4: as Gordon gets older, and have school uniforms and like

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Speaker 4: my kids, so every weekend they have to clean their

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Speaker 4: floor so that the floor isn't to see the floor,

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Speaker 4: can we just see the floor? All they do is

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Speaker 4: scoop up all the school close the endless hoodies all

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Speaker 4: the washings money is ninety percent oversized hoodies. They scoop

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Speaker 4: I'm like, this isn't some of this is clear.

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Speaker 2: They could be clean stuff in it.

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Speaker 4: I just put it back in your bed. All has

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Speaker 4: to be washed again. And it's just like piles and

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Speaker 4: piles of washing that you're never going to get level

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Speaker 3: And they do the washing.

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Speaker 4: They do none of it. Honestly. You know that scene

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Speaker 4: with the eighty seven thousand, way too many settings on

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Speaker 4: the washing machine. But no, you're never going to get

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Speaker 3: So goodbye to the living room couch then.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say goodbye to that. It's a nightmare.

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Speaker 5: Carl and Brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Today is our eldest daughter's graduation, so a big day

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Speaker 4: for all the family. A right woke up super excited

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Speaker 4: this morning. My daughter stayed with three of her friends

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Speaker 4: last night and they're all getting up this morning and

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Speaker 4: then they go and have mau cup date orange juice,

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Speaker 4: orange juice. Yeah, and then we have to pick her

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Speaker 4: up and think about half past one, and then she

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Speaker 4: So anyway, Patsy, yesterday evening, you know, I was telling

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Speaker 4: me how Sundal was dragged around Chadstone for Sarah to

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Speaker 4: pick out her outfit to be in competition that she's

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Speaker 4: put herself in. She puts herself in against the other months.

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Speaker 3: The graduation is the first thing, and then the main

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Speaker 3: shows the jack.

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Speaker 4: In poor wise ride. Anyway, she got this outfit Sunday. Okay,

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Speaker 4: so you know Sunday that she's very very happy with.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday evening, I'm brushing my teeth right, that signifies to

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Speaker 4: everyone I'm getting ready for bed. Quarter to ten in

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Speaker 4: the evening. She comes into the bathroom in the outfit

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Speaker 4: like we've got to go right now, and I look

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Speaker 4: at myself in the mirror. Oh God, here we go.

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Speaker 4: She's not wearing that for fun. She doesn't like it anymore.

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Speaker 4: She's got outfit anxiety, and I could see she's on

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Speaker 4: the verge of almost tears, and I'm I'm gonna have

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Speaker 4: to be really careful he rather than just loosing my mind,

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Speaker 4: going I'm getting into bed, I'm brushing my teeth. We

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Speaker 4: picked it yesterday, was changed. She's the same Personstone's class.

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Speaker 4: There's no time today, it's done. So I go, what

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Speaker 4: is it with the outfit? And she's like, I don't know, Chris,

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Speaker 4: I don't think it looks very nice when but you

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Speaker 4: liked it yesterday. What's changed overnight? She's got that outfit

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Speaker 4: I hate everything I hate. She'd had her hair done

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Speaker 4: like I had to look at my eyebrows. What's she

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Speaker 4: done to them? And I'm thinking, I didn't know you

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Speaker 2: You don't say that, you don't say I didn't notice

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I found something on the outfit that actually I

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Speaker 4: actually they're making the walk funny. Well, it's not her fault.

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Speaker 4: They It was like I said, it's like something squid

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Speaker 4: game where they make people wear uncomfortable sh no shit,

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Speaker 4: they would they would like chipping her forward like she

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Speaker 4: So we I sort of thought, if we focus it

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Speaker 4: on the shoes, it's just the shoes of the problem.

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Speaker 4: They're easily to replace. Where's the outfit, which is the

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Speaker 4: big thing to too much trouble? Yesterday I was looking

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Speaker 4: obviously men don't have any of that anxiety. There's not

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Speaker 4: a single dad's going today to any graduation where it's

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Speaker 4: like I hope, I hope this is I hope this

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Speaker 4: is up. There were what the the dads are gonna wear?

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Speaker 4: This is gonna be a load of somber gray and

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Speaker 4: when I was shopping the es on, does it get

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Speaker 4: I saw that was very nice, like a blue plate Paisley.

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Speaker 4: little woman. Where can I get that one? That's beautiful?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't understand that. Why have it in

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Speaker 3: the window if you can't even buy it?

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Speaker 4: Aren't you here to sell stuff? So I'm wearing it today.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday I was doing my skiping my mum and you think, now,

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Speaker 4: Yesterday's latest one, there was something wrong with her speakers

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but at some point she was keen for me

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Speaker 4: to start doing that. We can't do this for next

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Speaker 4: at the rival radio station we have in this building. Kiss.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm turning sleuth nearly every morning. There's someone I

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Speaker 2: need to find. Who it is? They drive a big

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Speaker 2: white twin cab ute.

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Speaker 4: Why is it, Lauren?

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's not not all. No, she's got like

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Speaker 2: the Creme de la creme, top of the range.

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Speaker 4: It is a fancy machine.

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Speaker 2: It's very nice and tiny little girl in this big

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Speaker 2: thumping car. This is a tweet.

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Speaker 3: Little girl, insignificant.

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Speaker 4: Yeah on Patsy's winspy.

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Speaker 2: No, he's a beautiful girl what you said earlier. No,

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Speaker 2: She's lovely. No, this twin cabin cut out.

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Speaker 4: your face expressions, tiny line from that.

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Speaker 2: Show, tiny looking, it's got a very big profile. No,

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Speaker 2: this twin cab ute parks where our building is We

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Speaker 2: have a little driveway down the side of the building,

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Speaker 2: don't we that goes into the car park. It's like

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Speaker 2: a narrow little drive with a hedge on one side

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Speaker 4: Brick wall on the beautiful Petchy painted that it's.

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Speaker 2: Theater of the mind. Anyway, this car just.

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Speaker 4: About what the hedge was by the hedge side rope.

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Speaker 2: Now it was on the other side. This car bowls

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Speaker 2: me over. It comes in the boomgate at about eighty

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Speaker 2: the building. Anyway, it was that fast yesterday. I had

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Speaker 4: Really, cameras around there or for security, can you know,

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Speaker 4: ask to see the security foot.

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Speaker 2: I suppose I could, but it's like a maniac driver.

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Speaker 4: Look if your weakest claim to fame about your house

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Speaker 4: Why did beyoncen film in Melbourne? Was she on tour

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Speaker 4: My family home growing up was the footy player Jordan

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Speaker 4: All right, Let's go to the lines. Derek, good morning,

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Speaker 4: good morning, there's going Christian, I'm good Derek, welcome to

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the house I grew up and was in bottil

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Speaker 4: It was that significant. You got no idea what they

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Speaker 4: It was very secret. You don't even remember it.

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Speaker 3: What could they rip you into that?

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Speaker 4: Obviously, Derek's friend was like, I'm just a one old

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Speaker 4: No thanks, Matthew, good morning.

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Speaker 4: It was very nice, brilliant. All right, Well, Matthew, thank

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So next Thursday, this show is on the road and

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Speaker 4: we're taking the show to you. If you want to

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Speaker 4: invite us around you head to the Christian o'connells show

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Speaker 4: dot com dot au. You make a little video taking

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Speaker 4: amazing videos. Thank you very much. The deadline is midnight

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Speaker 4: tomorrow night eleven fifty nine is the deadline. Future invite

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go into some of the invites we've

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Speaker 4: make it real? Uplands? Will you really welcome mass inside?

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Speaker 4: We'll leave and bring a.

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Speaker 4: Then let's go first of all to Stuart's home in Frankston.

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Speaker 4: Stewart is a dad with five kids. Hamish's twelve, Tommy ten,

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Speaker 4: busy house. Actually his hidden talent making a short story long.

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Speaker 4: Oh meet Pantsy Stewart. Anyway, let's sat up play this.

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Speaker 4: God we look at that.

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Speaker 3: We gotta need this house updated We're going to need

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Speaker 1: Gotta find tam to fix the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: God fine, tam to fix the floor.

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Speaker 12: Got to find time to fix those window pains.

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Speaker 3: And make this house do fine.

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Speaker 1: Because this old house was in Home Beautiful in May

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Speaker 4: And it's finest oue.

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Speaker 4: So Stewart wasn't joking. Their home really is a nineteen

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Speaker 4: article as well. We love Monica. You're gonna love Monica.

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Speaker 4: This is great. Have listened to Monica from Dingley Village.

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Speaker 14: Hi, Christian, this is Monica from Dingley Village. Some people

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Speaker 4: As she says, she has really got the smallest kitchen

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Speaker 4: Working Feel Stories. Have you ever been injured by a toy?

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Speaker 4: When I was a kid, My favorite toy I think

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Speaker 4: I ever had as a kid was the Evil can

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Speaker 4: Eevil stunt cycle. You probably remember these, Patsy being a

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Speaker 4: child of the eighties like me, where it's like a

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Speaker 4: toy evil Canevil and you could sit, bend him and

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Speaker 4: sit him on this his legendary motorbike, and then you

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Speaker 4: revved up the bike and off you would go, and

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Speaker 4: you could make jumps and ramps, so I might like

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Speaker 4: homemade ramps, and he would try and clear you try

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Speaker 4: and recreate basically Snake Canyon, one of his big jumps,

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Speaker 4: and try and clear a couple of Encyclopedia Britannicas. These

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Speaker 4: are big jumps.

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Speaker 3: And did the toy crash as much as the human.

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Speaker 4: Did just as much. It was eerily accurate, as much

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Speaker 4: as how many breaks that the actual evil Canevel had. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: you know, it's like when you've got a younger sister

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Speaker 4: or brother, you spend a lot of time arguing, fighting,

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Speaker 4: especially when mom and dad aren't there. The moment they

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Speaker 4: leave you guys alone. It's like a civil water in

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Speaker 4: the house, isn't it. I know my sister threw evil

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Speaker 4: at me. Really, you know, my song really throws something

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Speaker 4: at you, and it was quite a hefty old thing

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Speaker 4: and like wiring and stuff that to sort of hold

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Speaker 4: him in place. Anyway, one of Evil's arm went into

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Speaker 4: my eye and it sort of scratched the corner. For

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Speaker 4: three days. I had to wear an eye patch. If

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Speaker 4: you're charged the eighties. Buddying was fine in the eighties,

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Speaker 4: especially for kids who had any kind of physical helment.

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Speaker 4: It was like Lord of the Flies. It was a

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Speaker 4: miracle I got through these three days. You know, I

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Speaker 4: was actually wine. What if it never comes back and

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Speaker 4: I have to wear an eye patch or stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: They will pick eighties kids picked on anyone that was different. Oh,

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Speaker 4: the pirate boy every than that. So I didn't wear

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Speaker 4: an eye patch for three days, jack You ever been so?

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Speaker 4: I've got them injured by evil Caneval flying evil canievl.

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Speaker 3: I got something hurled at me by a sibling, also Monopoly.

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Speaker 3: I was teasing my younger brother and I was trying

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Speaker 3: to look cool in front of my friends, teasing my

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Speaker 3: younger brother. He stood up on the chair above me,

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Speaker 3: pulled all of Monopoly off the shelf in its box,

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Speaker 3: all the pieces and everything.

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Speaker 4: Oh. I thought it was like one of them, like

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Speaker 4: the little dog on the top.

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Speaker 3: Weren't even playing Monopoly. It was all boxed away. He

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Speaker 3: threw the whole box at me.

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Speaker 4: It's a big old box as well, with a lot

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Speaker 4: of moving lead pieces at that So did you dark

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Speaker 4: or did you go take a headshot?

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Speaker 3: Took it to the temple?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: I've asked you had to take a note of all

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Speaker 4: these toys and the injuries. What was the toy? What

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Speaker 4: was the injury so far? Jackie boy? What have you got?

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Speaker 3: We got your even canevil doll which was thrown by

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Speaker 3: your sister at your eye and then you became the

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Speaker 3: eye patch boy at school.

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Speaker 4: Three long days, Dark Knight the.

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Speaker 3: Soul and I had the monopoly board to the temple,

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 4: Add to that then a playing catabult gun. What would

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Speaker 4: they think of making these things in the eighties, Christian,

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Speaker 4: I had a this is from Dave Lockwood. Christian had

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Speaker 4: a playing catabult gun. Shot myself in the eye with it,

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Speaker 4: wondering what it would look like if the plane was

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Speaker 4: fired towards me.

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Speaker 3: Oh to be a boy it huh that No, you

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Speaker 3: run the expense exactly.

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Speaker 4: Mike had a little pedal cart as a kid. After

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Speaker 4: watching the A Team, I fitted it with a garden

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Speaker 4: cane as a makeshift cannon. We should do makeshift improvised

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Speaker 4: toys model on the show garden kane becoming a cannon

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Speaker 4: using cellotape while pushing my little pedal car to give

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Speaker 4: it extra power, I crashed the cane, flew into my eye.

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Speaker 4: Hospital followed, and Christian forget about your three days with

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Speaker 4: an eye patch two weeks. As a child of the eighties,

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Speaker 4: Christian one I was eight. I dropped my toy xylophone

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Speaker 4: xylophone on my foot. Try spread on that jack toy

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Speaker 4: xylophone on my foot. White st turned instantly red, big

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Speaker 4: toenail came off rob I threw my Action Man at

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Speaker 4: my elder brother. He was teasing me. He ducked. I

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Speaker 4: was a terrible throw, but Action Man's rubbery hand managed

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Speaker 4: to thrust up his nostril and broke off Action Man's arm.

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Speaker 4: He had to be taken to a and E. I

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Speaker 4: was grounded for a month.

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Speaker 3: Action Man or the brother, both of them.

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Speaker 4: It was worth it, as his nose balloon to the

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Speaker 4: size of a beach. Hashtag no regrets. All right, let's

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Speaker 4: go to Stacy. Here, come mining Stacy morning.

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Speaker 15: How are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Stacy. So first of all, then Stacy, what

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Speaker 4: was the toy?

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Speaker 9: It was a poo stick?

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Speaker 4: Pogo stick? Okay, what was the injury?

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Speaker 16: So the I was old in the foot pedals, so

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Speaker 16: the pogo stick was actually my brothers and sisters, so

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Speaker 16: they're much older than me. By the time I got

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Speaker 16: to it, the foot pedals were rusted, so foot pedal broke,

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Speaker 16: pogo stip kept going. I went down, it went up,

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Speaker 16: knacked me in the chin there and I bit through

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Speaker 16: my tongue. Oh oh yeah, it was real bad, and

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Speaker 16: I ended up with a couple of wobbly teeth and

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Speaker 16: a decent enough gash in my tongue.

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Speaker 4: Have you still you must have a little scar store now?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah I do.

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Speaker 16: It looks like I've had a tongue piercing, but I'm

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Speaker 16: not that tough.

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Speaker 9: I just sit my own tongue.

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Speaker 4: Two kids these days still used the good old classic.

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Speaker 16: That was the end of it for our family.

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Speaker 4: I bet it was no more hand me down for

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Speaker 4: that rusty old go stick. Stacy, great story, Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much for calling us.

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Speaker 9: No wayes.

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Speaker 4: Let's do one more before Patsy's news. Emma, good morning, Hi,

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Speaker 4: good morning, how are you? I'm good, Emma? And what

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Speaker 4: was the toy?

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Speaker 17: So it was total tennis? So back in the day

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Speaker 17: everyone had total tinis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah we had this. I remember this, and thing's got.

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Speaker 17: To be heated with me and my sister and I

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Speaker 17: ended up with the vat in the mouth and lost

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Speaker 17: the tooth.

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Speaker 3: Wait, your sister ended up with a bat in her

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Speaker 3: mouth or you do?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 17: So I think it was so long ago, but I

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Speaker 17: think she was really hard set at me. So I

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Speaker 17: stormed off, but I walked behind her and she went

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Speaker 17: to give a big whack to the ball and ended

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Speaker 17: up in my face. And yeah, I lost the tooth

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Speaker 17: for life.

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Speaker 4: That is hardcore. The stuff the brothers and sisters brothers

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Speaker 4: and brothers and sister says too is a nightmare, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: It's mainly just like road run of violence each other.

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Speaker 4: Another fact that you were that the story is still

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Speaker 4: it felt like you were selling it to us. My

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Speaker 4: dad went to it from behind her. Will sure, Okay,

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Speaker 4: the baller wat from behind her. Yeah, that's what happened,

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Speaker 4: isn't it. Stacy? I lost a tooth for life.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You have an injure, my toy, throw my an irate

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Speaker 4: younger or elder brother or sister, or just fired a

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Speaker 4: toy into your eye, like one of our listeners when

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Speaker 4: he was a young boy, just to see what it

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Speaker 4: would be like to be hitting the eye by a catapult,

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Speaker 4: plane spoiler. It hurt, Young Dave Lockwood. All right, Jackie boy,

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Speaker 4: you're keeping an eye on the toys and the injuries

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Speaker 4: this morning. You can add to yours nine four one

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Speaker 4: four one O four three.

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Speaker 3: We've got an evil canevel in the eye and Monopoly

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Speaker 3: bored in the temple. The plane catabult to the eye.

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Speaker 3: The garden came to the eye, a xylophone on the footlight,

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Speaker 3: losing the big toenail action man up his brother's nose,

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Speaker 3: I go stick it broke, she put a hole in

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Speaker 3: her tongue and the totem tennis lost to too.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like some sort of injury report record at

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Speaker 4: the worst play center in the world, doesn't it add

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Speaker 4: to that? A solid toys A dinosaur thrown by a

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Speaker 4: boy's scoy that hit me in the face resulting in

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Speaker 4: a broken nose. Christian, my little brother rang me down

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Speaker 4: on his mini quad bike, something of a Stephen King.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Bruce Sick. Good morning Bruce.

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Speaker 10: Good morning j J.

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Speaker 4: All right, Bruce, So your toy injury stories. What have

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Speaker 4: you got, Fris Bruce?

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Speaker 10: I have two for you this morning, Christian. The first

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Speaker 10: one was as a young boy, I was a little

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Speaker 10: teaser and I was playing table tennis with my sister

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Speaker 10: and I was winning and started teasing her, you know,

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Speaker 10: making the noises. Yeah, and she got the table tennis

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Speaker 10: bet you had to sort of, you know, accidentally throw

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Speaker 10: at me, and it slipped out of her hand and

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Speaker 10: gave me a black life for a week.

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Speaker 4: Wow. Okay, right, that's the one what's your second one,

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Speaker 4: Brucey second one?

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Speaker 10: We were playing darts, similar sort of circumstances.

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Speaker 8: I was winning.

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Speaker 10: Again, pulling the darts off the dartboard and teasing her,

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Speaker 10: and she did the same thing with one of her

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Speaker 10: darts in her hand, and he hit me in the

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Speaker 10: back of the leg.

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Speaker 4: What she's like a ninjam and killed Bill. Yeah, that's stop.

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Speaker 10: He no actionally, No, I'm the youngest of five's. I

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Speaker 10: have many stories.

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Speaker 4: I bet you do, Bruce. Thank you for two of them. Mate,

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Speaker 4: have a good.

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Speaker 10: Day, all right, thanks Grys, Bye bye.

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Speaker 4: Bye, Darren, good morning, Hello, hello Darren. What was the toy.

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Speaker 8: Three speed drags in the seventies?

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Speaker 4: Right? Three speed drags?

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Speaker 9: Do?

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Speaker 4: And what's your injury?

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Speaker 8: I turned it into a chopper. We used to cut

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Speaker 8: old forks off another blo I can slip them on

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Speaker 8: the front.

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Speaker 4: And how old are you when you were doing this?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 4: We are twelve twelve customizing bikes.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't wold, which is what happened because

663
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Speaker 8: when over jump, the front wheel come off and the

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Speaker 8: but the forks dug into the ground and the handlebar

665
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Speaker 8: slipped around and dug into my legs.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, it went into your leg.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so how had you touched it all together?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? If you can't world, well that's why I come off.

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Speaker 8: I couldn't world.

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Speaker 2: So you did try to world a but not successfully obviously.

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Speaker 4: No, no, it wasn't Nah that we're not the police

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Speaker 4: or to investigate this or reopen the case. Mate. Oh,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much for car. Let's go to Jackie here.

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Speaker 4: Coome on in, Jackie.

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Speaker 9: Hi, mine is a classic uzzy toy, a slip and slide.

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Speaker 4: Oh so I think SIPPERD sign is pretty big all

677
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Speaker 4: over the world. But yeah, carry on.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, ran up to it and instead of going down

679
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Speaker 9: head first, I decided to go down, but first got

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Speaker 9: onto the slip and slide and my left ankle gave

681
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Speaker 9: way and that's where I fell.

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Speaker 4: So what did did you break your ankle?

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Speaker 9: Broke my ankle in two spots?

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Speaker 4: Oh god, you poor thing. They were lethal, those slipping signs.

685
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Speaker 4: Just to love them, but so many kids are barely

686
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Speaker 4: alive today because they have got concast or wiped out

687
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Speaker 4: on that slip and slide.

688
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Speaker 9: Yeah, not to mention adults.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that's right, Jackie. Thank you very much. You

690
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Speaker 4: cool nine four one four one oh four to three

691
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Speaker 4: your toy.

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Speaker 1: Connal Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're taking all stories today. Cault us up. Tell us

694
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Speaker 4: what was the toy and what was the injury? Toy

695
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Speaker 4: injuries nine four one four one four three. Christian, my

696
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 4: son snipered me with a knife. Bullet from twenty five

697
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Speaker 4: feet away, got me straight in the eye. I had

698
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Speaker 4: a black eye for ten days. Great shot, though, This

699
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Speaker 4: is amazing Christian. When I was twelve, I had a

700
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Speaker 4: twenty two gauge air rifle lead pellets. I was shooting

701
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Speaker 4: objects in our back garden. I mean they didn't give

702
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Speaker 4: them kids weapons. Yeah, there was a golf boar about

703
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Speaker 4: five meters away, so I shot that big mistake. I

704
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Speaker 4: hid it dead center and the penet came flying back

705
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Speaker 4: at me, hit me straight between the eyes. The pellet

706
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Speaker 4: went into my four. Now there's one here. Here we go.

707
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Speaker 4: This is how it begins. Father worked on the Darwin

708
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Speaker 4: theory we either all die or survive. Paul Table, myself

709
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Speaker 4: and two brothers Paul Cubes ended up as swords and

710
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Speaker 4: the bulls as Now this gets split this text, so

711
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Speaker 4: I need to find it. The bit and the bulls

712
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Speaker 4: as backup weapons. You can only imagine a scene. What

713
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Speaker 4: could possibly go right, Paul ball in the mouth, broken

714
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Speaker 4: front tier for life for myself, Mike upper sorts and

715
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Speaker 4: the balls back up weapons. It's a scene, isn't it?

716
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Speaker 4: A cut scene from step Brothers all right cowning? Good

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Speaker 4: on him, Cowen I and come on him.

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Speaker 15: Oh good morning. Sorry, I didn't hear you call my name.

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Speaker 15: Childhood memory is an injury. Rolling down the my sister

720
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Speaker 15: and I upgraded from bikes with brake pedals to new

721
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Speaker 15: dragster bikes and we went hooning down the whole neighborhood

722
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Speaker 15: went honing down this massive hill. Was sister got the

723
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Speaker 15: deaf wobbles and was scared of letting go of the

724
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Speaker 15: bike because she was scared Mum would grail at it,

725
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Speaker 15: so puts on the head the hand front break hand

726
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Speaker 15: handbrakes and goes tumbling down the hill, hanging onto this

727
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Speaker 15: trake bike, rolling down the hills of the bottom of it.

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Speaker 15: And to this day she's got a massive scar on

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Speaker 15: her left elbow. And every time we're all together as

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Speaker 15: adults now we just still giggle over the vision of them.

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Speaker 15: Now I know it makes me giggle everything.

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Speaker 4: Well, Mum's growl sounds terrifying.

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Speaker 15: Oh well, you didn't do anything wrong if mum said

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Speaker 15: be careful, and we weren't meant to be down this

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Speaker 15: massy hill anyway. It was well out of our neighborhood,

736
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Speaker 15: but we thought we'd be dare devils on all our

737
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Speaker 15: new bikes.

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Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much for showing your story.

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Speaker 4: You have a good day. Thank you you too still

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Speaker 4: bring to a chuckle. Alan, Good morning, Adam.

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Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pat's all doing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good and thanks still listening to showing camera.

743
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Speaker 4: So what's your toy injury story for us? Yeah?

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Speaker 12: I was about I think seven or eight years old.

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Speaker 12: I was over at a friend's place and being boys

746
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Speaker 12: and boys, we had toys everywhere, and then we decided that,

747
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 12: you know, it was a bit of time for a

748
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Speaker 12: bit of a bit of wrestling. So we were end

749
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Speaker 12: up on the top of his bunks and we're wrestling

750
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Speaker 12: backward the forwards, and his brother joined in as well,

751
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Speaker 12: and somehow in all the tussle of that, I got

752
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 12: pushed off the bunks and landed faith first on lego

753
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 12: that was fluttered all over the floor and my face

754
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Speaker 12: to shreds.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, you would have done your poor thing.

756
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Speaker 4: You're right though. What was it about boys and wrestling?

757
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, well it's what you do.

758
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 4: Just seconds. He always just seconds away from wrestling anywhere anywhere.

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00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 4: If there was a wrestling and you even saw serimatees wrestling,

760
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 4: of course you go and join it.

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Speaker 3: Well, even on Grand Final day we're thirty four now,

762
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Speaker 3: and there was a jumping castle for the kids. When

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Speaker 3: the kids had finished player on the jumping castle, guess

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Speaker 3: what became the wrestling octagon.

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Speaker 4: This is what they should do to upgrade the UFC.

766
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 4: Have it on a top bunk. Two men enter the

767
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 4: top bunk and fight. Whoever pushes the other one off

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00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 4: first wins and great story. Thank you very much, buddy.

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Speaker 12: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Get all these home surveillance cameras these days, some of

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Speaker 4: them there where you can on your phone you can

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Speaker 4: have a look if you've got pets or anything like that,

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Speaker 4: or kids to see what they're up to. We have

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Speaker 4: them around the house and there's also one one of

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Speaker 4: these doorbell ones. Or if you're out and about someone's

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Speaker 4: delivering yet another parcel, you can you know, they can

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Speaker 4: dump it. My wife keeps telling me how to do

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Speaker 4: the doorbell one. I don't know how to open the gate.

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Speaker 4: So what I do is I can speak to them

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Speaker 4: through the little camera. I just tell them to throw

782
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Speaker 4: it over the hedge. I trust my wife nuts because

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Speaker 4: when you come home they starts just been locked on

784
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Speaker 4: the pathway because I don't know. I've told you five

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00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 4: times it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 18: At least I'm going to go to the post of

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Speaker 18: picking up chuck it. They will go, do you do

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Speaker 18: you give me permission to throw Yeah, let's chuck it.

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Speaker 18: Tell her about it. If it's to me, it's a

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Speaker 18: book telling me. Fine, so the kids they shouldn't be

791
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 18: ordering this much stuff. Chuck it over the hedge.

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Speaker 4: You have my permission. But anyway, these cameras now that

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Speaker 4: you have around your house, right, you can get caught out.

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00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 4: So Tom O producer is there having a beer the

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Speaker 4: other weekend, right his girlfriend is in. Alice Springs calls

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Speaker 4: him to tell him to cut the grass. You put

797
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 4: that beer down here on Thomas. You get that roby

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Speaker 4: moa out.

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Speaker 3: It must have been pretty long if you can see

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Speaker 3: it from the security camera.

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Speaker 4: I said, why did you just light and say you

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Speaker 4: did it the other day? Just no, she could was

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Speaker 4: watching the camera.

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Speaker 3: She can see me, Tom, you missed bit watching.

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Speaker 4: You do the borders to see you and Alice springs.

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Speaker 4: It's even li now, so we have one even down

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Speaker 4: the side where the bins are. The mountain signs that

808
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 4: my wife's been away for the weekend and I promised

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Speaker 4: her that I would not have to simply get takeaways

810
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 4: every day. And she's seen me breaking up, breaking up

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Speaker 4: those boxes, trying to shove them at the bottle of

812
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 4: bind like the perfect crime text me going.

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Speaker 3: I saw that, and I, damn it, that's the problem.

814
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 3: Anko was away. I wanted to do takeaway meals, but

815
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Speaker 3: she could watch me coming in from the car into

816
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Speaker 3: the gate, you know, scrambling in with my kleets.

817
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 4: Like raccoons around the side of the house, isn't it.

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00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 3: I wanted to disable the carry myself before she'll see that,

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Speaker 3: so I just waited until the battery died and then

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Speaker 3: did again.

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Speaker 4: The worst one was my wife and I had you

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Speaker 4: guys relate to. I had one of those arguments where

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Speaker 4: it's kind of died down and it's hanging right, and

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Speaker 4: luckily a friend of mine was swinging by to pick

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Speaker 4: me up in a new but we were going to

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Speaker 4: go out for cut of beers. So I'm thinking, great,

827
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Speaker 4: we get out the house for a bit. You know,

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Speaker 4: as I closed the gate behind me, he gets out

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Speaker 4: of the uber to shake my hand and going and

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Speaker 4: I went. I didn't realize I was right next to

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Speaker 4: that camerafil. I went, get me the fountain. We chuckle

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Speaker 4: as guys do, like, tell me about it? Can Huma

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Speaker 2: I was like, mummy heard me?

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Speaker 4: Your grounded.

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Speaker 19: To my wife's adolescence and a Marie's guaranteed me more

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Speaker 19: hugs and kisses than I could ever imagine. I just

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Speaker 19: wanted to say thank you on behalf of my family.

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Speaker 19: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 4: Ah, that's very nice. Richard, thank you very much. Got

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Speaker 4: to Ringwood now, Allison, why should it be you so Ruth?

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Speaker 4: What do you think people to have a christiano'congen show

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Speaker 4: film here? I want to win that bet they made

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Speaker 4: against me about waking up before you guys arrived, and

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Speaker 4: I think it'd be a really good opportunity to see

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Speaker 4: how everything works. And I know all the words to

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Speaker 4: Funky Tu Well.

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Speaker 5: I think if people to have a bit of a

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Speaker 5: seen that we got what you guys have to do

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Speaker 5: not actually works anymore.

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Speaker 11: I need a new kitchen.

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Speaker 4: See, nothing works, nothing works, nothing worse. It's really distracting.

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Speaker 4: I keep thinking and I left the oven hobble. That's

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Speaker 4: the thing.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 4: It's that top right one.

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Speaker 1: It's sticky.

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Speaker 4: It was really stressing me out.

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Speaker 3: Was there a duck in the background?

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Speaker 4: A large crow? They've got a pet crow? Can we

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Speaker 4: find that out. Let's go to bend now.

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Speaker 3: Jeez, I'd love to have you over.

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Speaker 13: It has been a lot of work to get this

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Speaker 13: to ruby get the.

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Speaker 1: Horse out of here.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I'd love to have yours over. It has been

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Speaker 13: a labor of love over the last eight nine years.

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Speaker 13: We've created something special. Jeez, I'd love to have you over.

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Speaker 13: Rather than listen to you, I'd love to be involved

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Speaker 13: in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Rather than listen. Does he know we're still doing the show.

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Speaker 4: We're not having breakfast there. I don't hear it.

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Speaker 1: Come round.

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Speaker 4: But don't whatever that talking thing is, don't be doing

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Speaker 4: that around here in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You can play.

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Speaker 4: Just shuts it for the morning, okay, all right? If

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Speaker 4: its round? Yours crows and all the Christian O'Connell show

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Speaker 1: Book, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, what's been going on with baby Gordon? What

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Speaker 4: is he now? Almost seven months?

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Speaker 3: He's seven months?

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Speaker 17: Now?

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Speaker 3: Did your kids have at this age get so many rushes?

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Speaker 4: Rushes, chafing. It's cause of ointments and zinc powder.

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Speaker 3: Every few weeks he's got a new kind of rash,

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Speaker 3: this newest one.

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Speaker 4: Now I think they get like nappy rush, don't they.

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Speaker 3: Well, this one is on his penis, and so Bianke

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Speaker 3: took into the doctor showed at the red mark. He said, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's easy to clear up. Go to the chemists and

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Speaker 3: get hydrosole. So I was sent to the chemist yesterday

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Speaker 3: to get hydrozole, and I just wanted to make sure

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Speaker 3: I had the right one that was suitable for babies.

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Speaker 3: So I asked a girl and how is this good

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Speaker 3: for babies? She goes, I think it is, but let

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Speaker 3: me just check with the pharmacist. So she goes up

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Speaker 3: behind the big super desk that he has at the end,

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Speaker 3: and I stay in the aisle because I thought she

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Speaker 3: was just going to be a second. So I'm twenty

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Speaker 3: meters away and the pharmacy's busy. I see her chatting

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Speaker 3: to the pharmacists and he yells out to me from

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Speaker 3: where I am, you're kidding me. He's like, what's this for?

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Speaker 3: I said for my son? He's seven months old? He goes,

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Speaker 3: what part of the body?

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Speaker 19: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Really across the store? Penis why this is on you?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you then go? So he should have shuffled up.

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Speaker 4: You go and just moving through a coast. Think quickly, no,

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Speaker 4: I know you do you cover the distance? Poor Gordon

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Speaker 4: and all the innocent customers, everybody in the room.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got to think it was for your.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'd be thinking that you turn mars

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Speaker 4: seven month old young lady and go, what a creep.

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Speaker 4: But he hasn't even got a son hanging around and

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Speaker 4: getting creams. Leave yourself alone, sir, well them arrest is

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Speaker 4: what they're probably thinking. That's why it's all chafing that.

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Speaker 3: Why has he got the extra large Chuese.

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Speaker 4: Look at the stay of it.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Jack and I are not feeling that confident about our

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Speaker 4: time wasters today. Today is thank a dentist day. So

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Speaker 4: we are looking for your dental bands. Who's on stage

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Speaker 4: at Toothfest? Dent Fest, Toothfest, I tell you who's on stage.

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Speaker 4: First up, we've got a rapper. Oh yeah, this guy

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Speaker 4: likes to get low low low floor rider, floor rider,

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Speaker 4: low Loder. I know flo Floorde, they have it toothpaste. God,

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Speaker 4: you know the clue was in floor rider.

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Speaker 3: I was looking for some floss. That's a never mind playoff.

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Speaker 4: I did floor ryder for the fifth time. Silver, the

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Speaker 4: Black Street Boys. Ye, Silver, he's still looking for some floss.

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Speaker 4: What about Diana floss? There we go. I've actually has

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Speaker 4: made that up for him. Tell you what he might

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Speaker 4: have eagle eyed? But what that poor old buck tooth cherry. Hey,

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Speaker 4: come on you laugh. That must mean a gold rince,

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Speaker 4: said Fred Rint, said Fred Silver. And you know what

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Speaker 4: loves and floss one today? Set him up like a

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Speaker 4: treat with that one. Oh butck tooth cherry. Hush back

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Speaker 4: to that. Throw back to that? All right, jack, what

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Speaker 4: have you got? What's on stage at Dentfest? O?

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Speaker 3: People love this pop singer. It's Bruno molars, silver, gums

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Speaker 3: and roses. But who was your favorite spice girl, Oh,

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Speaker 3: sporty Spies. Mine was Ginger spices gold. Who is your

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Speaker 3: Robbie Williams.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O'carls show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes the simple ones are the best.

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Speaker 4: oh one four, all right, who is off to see

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk tomorrow's show today, Yes, this morning, when we're

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Speaker 4: talking about your toy injuries, we had a story about

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Speaker 4: someone who, like many of us young kids at the eighties,

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Speaker 4: pedal go cup and improvised a garden kane to be

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Speaker 4: a cannon and unfortunately the garden kane got wedged in

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Speaker 4: it fired up into his eye. Hearing that tomorrow, we

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Speaker 4: want your stories of improvised toys and games. I think

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Speaker 4: a lot of us did this. Sometimes you just made

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Speaker 4: up certain games. So you and your mates, we want

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Speaker 4: to hear about those. Tomorrow show improvised toys and games.

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Speaker 4: You can email me early to a party Christian at

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. The deadline is midnight tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: To try and win this breakfast show not just a

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Speaker 4: breakfast show live from yours Next Thursday, Pseudo Echo coming

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Speaker 4: with us to play live at yours and you win

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Speaker 4: a sixty thousand dollar kitchen makeover sixty thousand dollars from

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Speaker 4: Ian S. So you know it's going to be all

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Speaker 4: the best gear, top of the range stuff. So you

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Speaker 4: need to invite us round to yours. Make your little video.

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Speaker 4: Jack Post has three tips to smash your video to

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Speaker 4: make us demand that we pick you.

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Speaker 3: When you're making your video today or tomorrow, just remember

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Speaker 3: the acronym fun. What does it stand for fun? F

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Speaker 3: stands for fun? Mix it up?

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Speaker 4: Have you no?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Now I told you to make this stronger. Okay, you

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Speaker 4: can't go the fun? And then what does their staff

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Speaker 4: for fun? You've already said about the fun?

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Speaker 3: Make it fun, be playful show us your because none

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Speaker 3: of them would have thought about that. You use stands

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Speaker 3: for unbelievable. What are things that your family do that

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Speaker 3: you don't think anyone else can.

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Speaker 4: We had the Taekwondo family who were breaking bricks.

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Speaker 3: And they were doing live corruate chops. What is your

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Speaker 4: We need to pull that from Oh God, his backside?

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Speaker 12: What the.

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Speaker 3: What is noticeable about your house? What is unique? What

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Speaker 3: is going to stand out exactly?

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Speaker 4: Pats I have that we're tomorrow

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