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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point

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Speaker 2: Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart.

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Speaker 3: App on the cutting room floor today and we've got

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Speaker 3: nothing to do with ass sniffing today. Yesterday we had

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Speaker 3: some ass sniffing, not from you or mess that's right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and but none of that.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you this, Are you a big complainer?

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Speaker 1: Because I saw a podcast the other day where two

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Speaker 1: men were talking, and I think that one of them

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Speaker 1: is a psychologist or a life coach, and he said,

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Speaker 1: if he goes to a restaurant and he orders a

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Speaker 1: medium rare steak and they bring him an overcooked piece

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Speaker 1: of chicken, he doesn't complain. And the other guy said

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Speaker 1: he doesn't either, and they said, not being a complainer

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Speaker 1: is the route to happiness. Mother means you don't look

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Speaker 1: for those micro aggressions.

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Speaker 2: I can't eat.

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Speaker 3: I can't go to dinner with my mother because she

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Speaker 3: is a serial complainer and always has been the sort

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Speaker 3: of person.

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Speaker 2: We're going to the restaurant. Can we move these chairs,

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Speaker 2: Can we move these tubers? Can you shut that? Can

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Speaker 2: you do this?

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Speaker 3: I couldn't tolerate well the last time we went out

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Speaker 3: for dinner she sent the steak back.

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Speaker 2: This is after she's moved the whole restaurant around.

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Speaker 3: Then she sent the steak back and I went, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, and just I'm tired.

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Speaker 2: I'm tired of you're winging.

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Speaker 3: And I said, I my wingy, and she said you're

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Speaker 3: winging about my wingy.

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Speaker 1: And I went, see it has impacted you. Because if

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm out with you and I've got a spoon

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Speaker 1: that's covered, that's covered in human hair.

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Speaker 2: You just wipe it off and you use it.

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Speaker 4: If I ever say I can have another spoin and

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Speaker 4: I'm not a complainer, you go, ohho. We guys say

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Speaker 4: this is because of your mother.

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Speaker 1: You don't tolerate any You don't tolerate any complaint at all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well you know someone can bring me pool on

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Speaker 2: a plate and I go, okay, fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Well I remember that next time you come around for dinner.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna make me put on the plate again again.

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Speaker 1: I know, And I'm going to put human hair all

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Speaker 1: over this.

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Speaker 2: I feel like pull on a plate tonight.

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Speaker 1: There's a woman here who has gone to what's that

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Speaker 1: restaurant called out.

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Speaker 3: Back at back steakhouse steakhouse, but not in Australia.

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Speaker 2: There's only one left in Australia.

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Speaker 4: Did it start in Australia.

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Speaker 2: No, No, Australia. Ironically, it's an American.

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Speaker 4: Frame pretending to be Australian.

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Speaker 2: Yes they are.

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Speaker 3: There's mc dundee in town for a few days. Those

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Speaker 3: sort of waves for American. It's an Australian themed restaurant

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Speaker 3: with Australian food, but it's not Australian food as we

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Speaker 3: would know.

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Speaker 1: Remember, and I'll get back to the steakhouse in a moment.

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Speaker 4: Remember the pub, Yeah, that's that's still going.

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Speaker 2: There was trouble with that.

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Speaker 3: There was a licensing rule with the guy that did

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Speaker 3: the actual Edamoga Pub cartoon.

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Speaker 2: Remember that it was in the post.

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Speaker 1: Because it would make no sense to anyone today because

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Speaker 1: we don't have that can be a.

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Speaker 3: Current affair saying all these walls are out of whack, mate,

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Speaker 3: you've got did you not have.

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Speaker 2: A level when you built this place?

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Speaker 1: Like going to the Fred Bassett Cafe?

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Speaker 2: And how did you get that car on the roof?

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Speaker 2: Sorry I don't understand the reference.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a cartoon that's been made into a restaurant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but incredibly unfunny, relevant and irrelevant.

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Speaker 2: No, Fred Bassett Cafe. Fred Bassett was incredibly unfunny.

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Speaker 4: I never said he was. There's a mode of Moga.

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Speaker 4: Pub was never funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah it was. It was not funny.

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Speaker 4: I remember funny.

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Speaker 2: It was. Okay, it wasn't pis your Pants funny.

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Speaker 1: But we were going to try and have not an

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Speaker 1: awful podcast today.

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Speaker 2: But if you put it up against Fred Bassett, it's funny.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's the let me just Kathy Cafe. Okay, Kathy, Okay,

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Speaker 3: the triumphant woman, I'm funny, strip is funny?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's funny?

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Speaker 4: Wizard of Oz? That was funny?

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Speaker 2: Esthetic, but yes, I do like it. Calvin and Hobbs, Yes,

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Speaker 2: what else? And thoughtful?

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Speaker 4: That's all. I never liked him.

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Speaker 2: Hey, the horrible right? No, he was all right, Ginger.

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Speaker 1: I've got a bet in my head you'll mention next.

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Speaker 2: What about start story?

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Speaker 4: I knew what you had, the heart two dimensional woman.

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Speaker 2: Well, Blondy was smoking on What are you jealous of Blondie?

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Speaker 4: Jealous? I does it? You're a creep, not a creep.

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Speaker 2: She just did all the work around the house for you.

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Speaker 4: You got newspaper stains all over your undies.

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Speaker 3: My dad would sleep on the lounge and she looked

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Speaker 3: great in a paper dress.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, let's get back to the outback steakhouse. This

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Speaker 1: woman said she sent she's posted a review.

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Speaker 4: I'm absolutely livid.

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Speaker 1: My husband drove all the way to pick up our

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Speaker 1: outback order and new people forgot in capitals the bloomin onion.

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Speaker 1: That was the only thing I wanted.

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Speaker 3: So she's actually American using the Australian ling.

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Speaker 4: And then later on she's so she gave it one star.

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Speaker 1: There's another review from her later on she's given it

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Speaker 1: five and she said.

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Speaker 4: My fat husband ate.

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Speaker 1: The bloomin onion in the car and lied, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to delete reviews.

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Speaker 2: So he's eating the onion right out of the burger.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't have happened in Blondie's day.

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Speaker 4: Well maybe they were onion rings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the onion rings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember once we'd moved Harley and I had

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Speaker 1: moved into our first time and we were having a

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Speaker 1: barbecue and I ordered some white plastic furniture, as was

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Speaker 1: the affordable, affordable stylings in those days. And we're having

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Speaker 1: people over on a Sunday, and I specifically asked them

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Speaker 1: to drop it off on a Saturday, because I thought,

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Speaker 1: therefore it'll be here for the barbecue on Sunday. All

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Speaker 1: day Saturday, I'm waiting, waiting, waiting.

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Speaker 4: Finally I thought, what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: The only reason I bought it from them was because

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Speaker 1: they could deliver today. So late in the afternoon I

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Speaker 1: phoned them up. I phoned up, I think it might

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Speaker 1: have been David Jones, right, And.

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Speaker 2: I said it would have been expensive plastic chairs.

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Speaker 1: Expensive plastic David Jones from some shop, okay, And I said,

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Speaker 1: what's happened? Where are they? And I don't normally lose

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Speaker 1: my temper And I didn't lose my temper, But I said,

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Speaker 1: the only reason I ordered them, you said, when I

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Speaker 1: stand a panic. We had people arriving the next day

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Speaker 1: and there's a silence, and they said, you're sure you

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Speaker 1: didn't get them from Mayer? And I had a flash

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Speaker 1: that yes I had, And that moment goes through your

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Speaker 1: head where you go, do I just hang up or

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Speaker 1: do I apologize?

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 4: I said, I'm sorry and then hung up.

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Speaker 1: I did a bit of Golomee and a bit from

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Speaker 1: Colin b and that's the most.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, clunk, hey, hey, hey, okay, kids

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow