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Speaker 2: You've got a very special guest in the studio with

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Speaker 2: a TV show she has written, directed starting Nothing but

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Speaker 2: a cute, massive pressure on its success.

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Speaker 1: Imagine having a podcast where you stuck your face with

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Speaker 1: your favorite.

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Speaker 3: Junk food, then talk about how good it is on

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Speaker 4: Hu's exactly that. I'm just waiting for an invite to

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Speaker 4: be honest. Sounds like a standard Friday night. When she's

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Speaker 4: not stopping her face full of junk food.

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Speaker 3: She's playing Helen in her new show Fisk, a show

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Speaker 3: about lawyers who specialized in wills and probate.

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Speaker 4: Let's see how she goes with will's and hoodie.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to the show, the super talented and very hungry

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Speaker 5: keep one again.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I love that intro. That's great and yes, I am

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Speaker 1: a genius coming up with that podcast.

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Speaker 4: Can we go to there? Did you come up with

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Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to sit with Dave O'Neil,

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Speaker 3: my good friend, and we're going to eat snacks for

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Speaker 1: We were driving back from a gig in Lawn and

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Speaker 1: any snack. An Yeah, And we said we should, we

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Speaker 5: So yesterday saying you had a great chat with Russell

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but I said, but yeah, give me snacks,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what is your favorite snack?

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Speaker 1: Kick man? Okay, So at the moment I go through phases,

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Speaker 5: Standard smith, the best crinkle cut hands down, necessarily canvas

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Speaker 1: See what a great topic is everyone's an opinions.

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Speaker 3: Have you had the red rock Delli Sultan vinegar with

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Speaker 1: It's okay, nothing but pink.

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Speaker 5: And the interesting about the pink Sultan vineos is that

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Speaker 5: Very good original argument, but the Sultan vinegar is universally renowned.

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Speaker 4: The reason you're here to.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so at the moment my go to if you

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Speaker 1: fans of the Natural Confectiony Company usually, but they've brought

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Speaker 1: out a lolly called the Dinosaur. If you like jelly lollies,

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Speaker 1: I co did all those things, like I can't take

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Speaker 1: Five more?

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Speaker 5: And yeah, I'm very excited to watch that tonight on

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Speaker 5: the ABC. But the show is around a law firm

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Yes? So my character Helen, she was a contracts lawyer,

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Speaker 5: Actually, Kitty, if we can is I'm going to test

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Speaker 5: Well, we'll all enjoy that right more with Kitty flat

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Speaker 5: against If you're going to do anything tonight, and make

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Speaker 4: You've got the ABC on because it's a brand new

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Speaker 4: It's called Fisk with a Kay. Where'd the idea come from? Kiddy?

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Speaker 3: If you just join us, it's about you're a lawyer.

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Speaker 3: You're dealing with a wills with people, Wills and probate,

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Speaker 3: Yes and probate. I didn't actually know what probate law was.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm one of the few comedians who isn't actually

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Speaker 4: Dennis Denudo from the all right, well we're going to

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Speaker 5: You're going to play a bit a game with you.

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Speaker 5: It's a real will or fake will. Given that the

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Speaker 5: and hathaway his second best bed, while the rest of

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Speaker 1: I'd say that's probably true.

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Speaker 5: So his wife, his actual wife, William Shakespeare's wife, got

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Speaker 5: In nineteen twenty eight, an anonymous donor in the UK

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Speaker 5: But unfortunately, given that he didn't have anybody who was

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Speaker 4: It's true. It's a real will. Yeah, it real will.

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Speaker 1: That's a real thing.

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Speaker 4: You can I tell you what comedy secret?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you comedy? If you ever want to

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Speaker 1: Full Front Or you go, my god, this this is

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Speaker 3: So if Fisk tonight is getting a bit slow and

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Speaker 3: you notice Kitty flanning him puts a wig on backwards,

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Speaker 2: I like this.

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Speaker 1: Actually please himself that I spotted that Kenny Fanigan.

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Speaker 5: She's on the ABC tonight at nine o'clock with a

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Speaker 5: brand new show, Fisk I can't wait to watch it

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Speaker 5: very much looking forward to it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for I want to please.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to