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Speaker 1: Need a lift.

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Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody Melbourne Cup day wards. You and

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Speaker 2: I have just come from the Melbourne Come kind of

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Speaker 2: a wonderful time. Thank you so much for inviting us.

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Speaker 2: Both took our plus one or I took a plus one.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend you took a plus mum.

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Speaker 1: Did Anna is her name. We'll be crossing to her

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Speaker 1: very shortly. We just heard from her and she's still

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Speaker 1: having a great time at the races, so hopefully she

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Speaker 1: gets home safe.

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Speaker 2: Will Yeah, absolutely mate, But I just wanted to touch

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Speaker 2: on what happened on well a couple of hours ago. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you managed to, you know, stupidly snuck into an area

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Speaker 2: of the park that they call the bird cage.

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Speaker 3: That's where all the selep's haying.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't know, all the big the big

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Speaker 1: dogs of the Australian media go to this thing called

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Speaker 1: the bird cage and they are all these marquees of

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Speaker 1: big companies. So Lexus is there and gh moom the

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Speaker 1: champagne companies there.

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Speaker 3: Will Yeah, that's right, so big marquees.

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Speaker 2: They're just like little buildings. It's very ritzy. Who's who

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Speaker 2: of Australia of the world? Is there people like Adrian

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Speaker 2: Green been there, Princess Dies been there. I did to

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Speaker 2: name a few of the big dogs, of course that

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Speaker 2: have been there. And so look, I don't even know

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Speaker 2: how you got in there, but you got in there.

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Speaker 1: I was rejected a number of times. First, I pretty

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Speaker 1: much tried to get into every single marquee.

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Speaker 2: Did you get in there?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: I was so his thing.

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Speaker 1: I started off by just saying my name, and then

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Speaker 1: evidently my name was never on the list. But eventually

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Speaker 1: will I did manage to get into one marquee by

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Speaker 1: saying I was someone else, right, Yeah, quite a well

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Speaker 1: known breakfast radio host out of Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah.

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Speaker 1: And not only did I say I was him, but

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Speaker 1: I also said that I was with my wife, and

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Speaker 1: that was just a lady friend of mine, and then

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Speaker 1: also my daughter, and that was another lady friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: Who looked the same age. Not really, but it worked.

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Speaker 2: Look what I was gonna do is I didn't want

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Speaker 2: to rub your face in it too much. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: have got a list of people that were invited formally,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah to the Birdcake sure, just to see whether

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Speaker 2: or not you actually thought any one of them. You

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Speaker 2: should have been ahead of any one of them and

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Speaker 2: on the invite list. All right, so here are the

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Speaker 2: people that got invited. Just if you know Doris, you nanny.

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Speaker 3: Doris you nanny.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who that is, That's what I'm saying

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Speaker 2: like this. But she was on the list.

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Speaker 3: She was on the list at Lexis, at Lexis.

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Speaker 2: Yep, well on a lot of them, I think, off

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Speaker 2: do come on, Kitty Spencer.

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Speaker 3: Kitty Spencer, pretty good comedian.

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Speaker 2: I believe lady Kitty Spencer. Lady, she's an English fashion model.

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Speaker 2: You have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Well, you'll help improve my point then, I yeah, I

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Speaker 1: posed for a few photos and in front of photo.

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Speaker 2: Walls, and but nobody knows who you are. We go

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Speaker 2: back to that, go back to that.

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Speaker 3: I'm in the same Berry and Kennerley.

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Speaker 1: She was on the list, was on tack and man

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Speaker 1: Kat could have rekindled the flame that we want.

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Speaker 2: Do you think do you think you should have been

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Speaker 2: on the list ahead of Cak.

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Speaker 1: No, Kak is a household on I'm not saying I

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Speaker 1: should have been above her in a similar plane field

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Speaker 1: to Cac.

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Speaker 2: Maybe of those names, which one do you think that

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Speaker 2: you would have nudged out?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: A few of them, Kiddy Spencer, lady, Oh she'd no. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: one of the producers just said, she's the niece of

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Speaker 1: Princess Die. Okay, she deserves a spot. Okay Doris had honey,

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Speaker 1: you would have you would have.

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Speaker 2: Taken her spot. Yes, she's an Australian stage and screen actress.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the producer saying she was in McLeod's Daughters. No,

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Speaker 1: fair enough, No, Doris probably should be in there. No,

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Speaker 1: all of these people, I'm not trying to knock any

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Speaker 1: of them out will, But what I am trying to

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Speaker 1: say is that if if they were invited, I think

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that's the case.

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Speaker 1: Back, although having said all of this, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to say this on air, and I probably shouldn't

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Speaker 1: say this on air, but when I did sneak into

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Speaker 1: one of the marquees, yes, I think I prove why

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Speaker 1: I don't get invited to events like this. Why because

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Speaker 1: I stole something?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Like, can you tell me what it is?

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Speaker 3: Why don't we go to a song? I was on

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Speaker 3: a preface of saying I was.

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Speaker 1: I had a couple of drinks and you know, I

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Speaker 1: get a little bit silly and so over now though

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Speaker 1: over He've done a breath, you're at zero zero.

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Speaker 2: We've confirmed that.

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Speaker 3: And I've stolen something quite substantial.

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Speaker 1: Substantial, yes, And I just feel like I need to

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Speaker 1: clear the air. I need to clear my conscience and

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Speaker 1: I need to tell you what I stole up next,

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Speaker 1: and then maybe we need to start thinking of an

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Speaker 1: apology that we need to make.

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Speaker 2: That you we are a we are a team getting

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Speaker 2: down to brass tax though I love it when you

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Speaker 2: do this. You're going to come clean on on what

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Speaker 2: happened just before we left.

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Speaker 3: I think we left the.

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Speaker 2: Belble covered about three o'clock this afternoon. Yeah, you were,

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Speaker 2: you left me, you went and you floated in and around

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Speaker 2: with the haughty talty types are people like Kitty Kitty.

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Speaker 3: Spencer, who Spence's Di's niece. She was around there. Anyone

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Speaker 3: in the Australian media who's well known was in this area.

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Speaker 2: That's Nachel Finch was down there.

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Speaker 3: Finchy was down there.

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Speaker 1: It's called the bird cage and basically only vps are allowed.

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Speaker 1: That are anyway. I'm mascerrated as another quite well known

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Speaker 2: And I still haven't been told. Can you tell me

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Speaker 2: who that is. Can you give me a name? You

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Speaker 2: can give me your name if people can look it up.

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Speaker 3: I think I can. I say I can say the name?

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Speaker 3: Can't I?

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Speaker 2: No, not unless you want to get like Chase and

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Speaker 3: No, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know they'll care. I don't think they'll care.

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Speaker 3: Who is it? Are they like? They are?

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Speaker 1: They old Christian O'Connell, So so I had to put

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Speaker 1: on an English accent and I was like, I want

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Speaker 1: Christian God. And then and then if you don't know

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Speaker 1: who he is you're looking at it's a huge radio

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Speaker 1: host in the UK is here. He's in Melbourne now

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Speaker 3: But not only that, I also said Christian.

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Speaker 1: I went with two friends to female friends and I said,

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Speaker 1: this is my wife here, so she got in. And

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Speaker 1: then someone of the same age I said.

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Speaker 3: Was my daughter.

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Speaker 1: So I was like wife, daughter, Connell family straight through

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Speaker 1: and I got into you said stuff, very disgusted. But

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Speaker 1: I was with a good friend of his who's also

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Speaker 1: part of his show.

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Speaker 2: So you've snuck into When you say someone who's part

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Speaker 2: of his show, did you say you're dott to say

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Speaker 2: no more names? Okay, fine, but you snuck into a marquee. Yes,

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Speaker 2: as Christian O'Connell, who for people in if you're not

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Speaker 2: in Melbourne. He's a Melbourne breakfast show host on radio.

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Speaker 2: I used to be a radio host in London. I

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Speaker 2: believe you're snuck in there, and then you you've stolen

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Speaker 2: something and I said, don't know what that is? And

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Speaker 2: you brought that all the way hereto the studio with you.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you the story.

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Speaker 1: So I snuck into the g H More Marquee, which

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Speaker 1: is a very fancy champagne. I very responsibly had a

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Speaker 1: couple of moms in there. Why not because it was

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Speaker 1: This was earlier in the day, so I had time

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Speaker 1: to get the alcohol out of my system for doing

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Speaker 1: the show of course, well, of course, but on my

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Speaker 1: great time. So I took my jacket off and I

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Speaker 1: noticed that they're in the MOO Marquee. There are full

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Speaker 1: bottles of champagne moomb champagne, like big bottles of champagne.

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Speaker 1: All magnums, not magnums, but I'd say in between a

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Speaker 1: standard bottle and a magnum. And I saw one of

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Speaker 1: those puppies and I was like, oh, Daddy's probably gonna

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Speaker 1: want to drink for dinner. So I sort of told

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Speaker 1: the group I was with, and it's a bit of

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Speaker 1: a chatter going around, like, oh my god, I think

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Speaker 1: whip a bottle of champagne under my jacket, nice slick

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Speaker 1: it under my arm and then straight out anyway, which

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Speaker 1: we don't done kids, and really and don't do it.

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Speaker 1: It was really stupid behavior and and I really do

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Speaker 1: regret it, and I think at the end of this

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Speaker 1: story you'll realize that, you know, I got my come

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Speaker 1: uppance because I walked out of the gh Woom Marquee

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Speaker 1: and to be honest with me, there was a bit

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Speaker 1: of a crowd that followed. This is a bit of

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Speaker 1: a wild move and people, I'm not saying they were

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Speaker 1: chanting my name, but they were looking at me as yeah,

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Speaker 1: I actually had.

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Speaker 3: A bit of a fun I was like, wow, that

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Speaker 3: was wild. I can't believe you took the bottle of champagne.

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Speaker 3: And I was like and I was like, friends, follow me,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, we're walking down and we actually

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Speaker 1: went around the corner and we were like, let's pop

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Speaker 1: the champagne.

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Speaker 3: And I was like absolutely saying. I was like this,

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Speaker 3: this is my big moment.

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Speaker 1: So I took the champagne out of my jacket and like,

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Speaker 1: undid the thing.

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Speaker 2: Popped the cork and was like, I know, here we go.

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Speaker 1: And I went to go and pull the champagne on

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Speaker 1: my face as you do, I realized it was a

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Speaker 1: display bottle of champagne.

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