WEBVTT - MINI: Alarm

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Them Christian No Common Show podcast yesterday with

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<v Speaker 1>a great story from Barbara, and we thought we'd use

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<v Speaker 1>Barbara's story about setting off an alarmed to see if

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<v Speaker 1>you've got more stories about when you set off un alarmed.

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<v Speaker 2>When I had my first son, it was about a

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<v Speaker 2>twenty nine and a half hour labor and I spent

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<v Speaker 2>quite a long time in a hot shall in the

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<v Speaker 2>hospital the steam on my back that had actually set

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<v Speaker 2>off the alarms and caused an evacuation. Best part was

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<v Speaker 2>my dad was a volunteer firefighter and it was his

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<v Speaker 2>station that turned up and burst into my room.

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<v Speaker 1>Gods to it from Barbara, So when did you set

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<v Speaker 1>off the alarm? On nine four one four three? Now

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<v Speaker 1>we've got sound effects, Reddy Jacks was they call in?

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<v Speaker 1>I can illustrate the stories. It's like four K storytelling

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. So the team, the producers got some

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<v Speaker 1>alarm sound effects. So some might call in and tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about setting off alarm, and then I would go,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not that or that that's a bedside clock. When

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<v Speaker 1>you set that off? When I set it that night before,

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<v Speaker 1>that's me You're s morning all right. Then there's this.

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<v Speaker 3>At like a smoke alarm and they only.

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<v Speaker 1>Go off at two am in the morning, never when

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<v Speaker 1>there's daylight. There's this God the moment you're in real

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<v Speaker 1>deep r em sleep. You hear this? You? Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to hit it exactly. I actually actually broke

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<v Speaker 1>one once. I actually got a brim hand and smashed

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<v Speaker 1>it into pieces.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually think it doesn't do itself any favors because

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the night, where you do is

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<v Speaker 3>you get it, you yank it down, you pull the

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<v Speaker 3>battery out, and you leave it. Yes, because you meant

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<v Speaker 3>to replace the battery, but you just leave it undone

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<v Speaker 3>and then it can say like that for weeks. I

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<v Speaker 3>will point out you shouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely, Jack, let it ring out.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I give you a story and you can use

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<v Speaker 3>one of your sound effects to illustrate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I've got two more cued up. Yeah, come on.

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<v Speaker 3>When Bianco first moved to Australia, her job was no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, premature, there's sorrybody, carry on because you were

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<v Speaker 1>scratching your hair. I thought it was a signal.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give you a signals already. Banker's first job was

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<v Speaker 3>at a pizza place and she accidentally put one of

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<v Speaker 3>the tea towels through the pizza up and he caught fire.

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<v Speaker 3>She set off the smoke alarmed.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, you tap your nose. That's that's the alarm clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us again, get the punch on again.

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<v Speaker 3>It says, it's not a punch, Frise, it's just a story.

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<v Speaker 3>Get she puts realized after five years she put a

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<v Speaker 3>tea towel in the pizza. Um, you've got to be

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<v Speaker 3>getting caught fire. Set off the smoke alarm. Everybody your vacuated.

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<v Speaker 3>Vacuate people are out on the streets. Ambulance, fire, drug.

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<v Speaker 3>She gets arrested, drag from the building. What now now,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to make it more.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a sad story, all right. So when did you

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<v Speaker 1>set the alarm off? This is the Christian Camel Show

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<v Speaker 1>podcast looking for your stories. When did you accidentally set

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<v Speaker 1>off the alarm? Chrissy? Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going Chrissy, welcome the show. So what happened? Mate?

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<v Speaker 4>We were in Italy and I was doing my washing

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<v Speaker 4>in the bathroom and I thought where am I going

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<v Speaker 4>to hang out this washing? And I saw this lead

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<v Speaker 4>and I thought, oh, that must be a retractable clothesline.

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<v Speaker 4>So I pulled that clothesliner and the alarm started blaring.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly. So what was it like a distress or

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<v Speaker 1>a panic thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I think in Italy they have it so that if

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<v Speaker 4>you fall in the shower, it's like an alarm that

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<v Speaker 4>sets off. But we didn't know how to stop this alarm.

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<v Speaker 4>So my husband rang up reception and they didn't speak

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<v Speaker 4>very good English.

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<v Speaker 1>And they just came thank well, you didn't speak very

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<v Speaker 1>good Italian. Which was it? You know, racism alarm? And

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<v Speaker 1>the worst amount alarm was when no one, no one

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<v Speaker 1>ever knows how to turn the dog. Horrible, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 1>And you can't stand that straight. I always found myself

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<v Speaker 1>crouching when there's an alarm going off. It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, well we finally worked out you had to open

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<v Speaker 4>a door on the outside, pressed the alarm and it

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<v Speaker 4>went off. So my husband said, don't press any more buttons,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll pull anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't touch anything you touch, Gressie, lovely stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a good day you too, Thank you, Christian, thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Chrissy, Catherine, good morning, good morning. How are you all?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good. So you accidentally set off the alarm I did.

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<v Speaker 6>I did.

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<v Speaker 7>My husband and I had been upgraded to a suite

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<v Speaker 7>on a cruise, and so he went off to do

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<v Speaker 7>something and I am going to have a long soak

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<v Speaker 7>in the tub. And I'm laying there, just minding my

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<v Speaker 7>own business, and I see this cord and I went, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>that must be the exhaust fan. So I'm pulling. Nothing happens.

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<v Speaker 7>I wonder what that does. I pulled it a few

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<v Speaker 7>more times and I thought, oh, well, it must be broken.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll report it later. The next thing I know, bang

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<v Speaker 7>bang bang bang bang on the door and I'm like what.

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<v Speaker 7>My husband's not there, and I'm thinking what is it.

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<v Speaker 7>By the time I ramble out of the tub throw

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<v Speaker 7>on a butt, these people, whole bunch of them have

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<v Speaker 7>come belting into the room.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like what.

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<v Speaker 7>And they're going, you've seen the distress alarm And I

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<v Speaker 7>went what, And yeah, that cord that I've been pulling

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<v Speaker 7>was a distress alarm that's come to my age woman

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<v Speaker 7>in distress in a bathtuble distressed there, I say, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 7>I was a little bit shapish, and I learned not

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<v Speaker 7>to pull cords again, to play with things that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they do, all right, Katherine, love

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<v Speaker 1>his stuff. That actual killed. I have a good day, Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>modern Christian here you good, Tony. You actually set off

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<v Speaker 1>the fire alarm. What's your story, Tony.

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't It wasn't quite a fire alarm. We went

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<v Speaker 6>into the bank to sign the paperwork for the home

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<v Speaker 6>loan and their three year old son went missing. Sure

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<v Speaker 6>enough for the next thing, there's an alarm. All the

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<v Speaker 6>fly windows, all the security windows fly up. Couldn't start

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<v Speaker 6>by then anyway. Here he is sitting under the bench

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<v Speaker 6>and impressing the juress button.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. So did the police obviously want to shutdown?

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<v Speaker 1>Then the police turned up.

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<v Speaker 6>No, the police didn't turn up, fortunately, smoker.

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<v Speaker 4>Were they having coffee?

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<v Speaker 5>Fortunately the bank got onto it quick enough. But we

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<v Speaker 5>were all locked in there for about twenty minutes until

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<v Speaker 5>they could reset everything and put all the taller windows

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<v Speaker 5>down again and.

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<v Speaker 3>Arrested your son.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Correct, correct. We didn't get away with any money though, unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, So it was a part of a bigger

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<v Speaker 1>plan that was a dry run master criminal. What a team, Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>Love this story. Thank you very much, mate.

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<v Speaker 6>Awesome. Thanks guys, have a good.

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<v Speaker 1>Day and you Razan good morning, Good morning team.

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<v Speaker 4>My story is we're living in Germany and my fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>year old son was working in a supermarket clean to

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<v Speaker 4>get pocket money. And he was in the manager's office

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<v Speaker 4>and he saw this button and he pressed it and

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<v Speaker 4>nothing happened. So he said, that's okay, uh yeah, at

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<v Speaker 4>fifteen year older. So he got he picked packed up.

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<v Speaker 4>It was lunchtime. They closed at lunchtime, so he packed

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<v Speaker 4>up and on his way home on his bike. And

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<v Speaker 4>as he was on his way home his bike, all

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<v Speaker 4>the police went fine, passed three cars, six cops, and

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<v Speaker 4>he realized. He realized later we rang the super the

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<v Speaker 4>supervisor of the cleaning company, and what had happened. He

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<v Speaker 4>pressed the silent armed robbery button.

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<v Speaker 1>There got a whole button to that, because he must

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<v Speaker 1>be pretty rough in that supermarket as well.

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<v Speaker 3>If you get on the shop for getting rubbed a

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<v Speaker 3>compoint this second, I'll just tell the manager something.

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<v Speaker 1>He came home as he must protect their manager. The

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<v Speaker 1>aisle shell stackers. Goodness, middle manage room not be saved, Snell.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was priceless, lovely stuff. Wonderbo call a brighter note.

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