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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got Millie, Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt for

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Speaker 2: you guys to listen. So before we get that, though, woulds,

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Speaker 2: I think we do need to provide a bit of

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Speaker 2: context to this interview.

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Speaker 3: I think I think people do like a little peek

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Speaker 3: behind the curtain here as to how these interviews go down.

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Speaker 3: So Millie, Bobby Brown and Chris Bratt were a big

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Speaker 3: junket anyway.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a bit of an industry.

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Speaker 3: Word junket, which basically means they have a day where

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Speaker 3: they get interviewed a lot like world media get to

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Speaker 3: interview Milli Bobby, they pressed.

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Speaker 2: They do a press day a press basically, so they

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Speaker 2: try and get in as many interviews across as many

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Speaker 3: And that also means that they're very thingy about time

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Speaker 3: because there's so many interviews to go through that they're

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Speaker 3: very specific about how much time you've.

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Speaker 2: Got someone whose job it is on the day to

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Speaker 2: literally just be the time person. They've got no other

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Speaker 2: job other than to stand there with the stop watch

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Speaker 2: and tell you, in noe certain terms, your time is up.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And we were informed before our chat with Millie,

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Speaker 3: Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt, that we had four minutes,

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Speaker 3: so for.

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Speaker 2: You and me, I mean junior and producer ANALYSTI is

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Speaker 2: the guest booker. You pushed back a bit there, ab,

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Speaker 2: didn't you for the four minutes.

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Speaker 1: We went from three to four? Did we pushed back

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Speaker 1: a bit there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We went for five.

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Speaker 5: We shot for five, shot for five. I told you

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Speaker 5: shoot for ten. You shot for five minutes with two people. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: By the way, it was at three o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 2: So it was so worth our while.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, every saw it.

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Speaker 2: You got Millibo Brown and Chris Pratt over a zoom

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Speaker 2: call for two minutes at three o'clock in the morning. Hey,

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Speaker 2: hey four unless you had a great time.

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Speaker 1: It was so good. I can't wait to hear it.

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Speaker 5: I was.

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Speaker 3: I was pumped about becoming very good friends with them

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Speaker 3: within a four minute time period. But here's the thing,

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Speaker 3: we didn't get off to a great start.

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Speaker 1: Wheel.

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Speaker 3: So again, as soon as you connect with them in it,

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Speaker 3: so it's all over zoom, right, And as soon as

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Speaker 3: you can connect into the zoom meeting with Millie and

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Speaker 3: Chris Pratt, yeah, your timer starts.

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Speaker 6: Yeah right, absolutely stupidly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so so stupidly, knowing we only had four minutes,

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Speaker 3: you and me decided to engage in some of the

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Speaker 3: worst small talk, which was eating into our time. And

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Speaker 3: also before we play the audio, you need to know

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Speaker 3: that when you go into the room, you need to

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Speaker 3: say who you are and what outlet you're not playing

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Speaker 3: that we are, So we're playing that because the whole

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Speaker 3: four o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: So have a listen to this. This is eating into

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Speaker 1: our only four minutes.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is Will and Woody coming to you

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Speaker 2: from I was just gonna say my house.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, we're.

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Speaker 1: Sause.

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Speaker 2: I suppose the outlet is is.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 4: Where are you guys?

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Speaker 8: Where are you guys at Australia.

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Speaker 1: We're in Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you, yeah at any time. Not that I'm

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Speaker 3: the gate keeper of Melbourne, but we love you down.

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Speaker 5: Here, amazing.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk the ELECTRICCA Melbourne's official ambassador.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: I'm the gatekeeper everyone. Chris, you're not a loud unfortunately,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That's just a flat band. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Man. Oh wow, okay, well that's too bad. Book my ticket.

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Speaker 1: So we haven't asked a question.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that I've never heard us, I've never heard

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Speaker 2: my you know, people say I don't know how you

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Speaker 2: deal with the sound of listening to your own voice. Generally,

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Speaker 2: I'm okay with it. I've been news for ten years now.

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Speaker 2: That was painful, painful listener. And wo mean we only

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Speaker 2: had three minutes left.

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Speaker 6: You called yourself the gatekeeper of Melbourne.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh yeah I did, and they seemed to

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Speaker 9: enjoy anyway, with three minutes to go. With three minutes

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Speaker 9: Bobby Brand and Chris Bratt?

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Speaker 1: Was it good? Probably no.

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Speaker 2: At the moment that I saw a flash up on

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Speaker 2: the screen, you have three minutes, I'm the gatekeeper of Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: So we've got we've got three minutes to go. I

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Speaker 3: spend minute just with awful, awfuls more talk.

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Speaker 1: With Million Chris.

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Speaker 3: It had crash, sh crap chat, just ask a question

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Speaker 3: and anyway.

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Speaker 2: So that's I mean, that's the other thing. We knew

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Speaker 2: knew we had the two biggest names in the world,

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Speaker 2: yet you still opted for your gear. About the fact

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Speaker 2: that you're the gatekeeper of a city in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Yep, and I think they enjoyed it.

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Speaker 3: So three minutes to go, you're elbowing me and I'm

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Speaker 3: starting to wrap up my gate cap of Melbourne Chat.

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Speaker 3: So I say to you with pre range, I was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I've got to like questions.

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Speaker 1: To kick things off. Yep, you know this.

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Speaker 3: This shouldn't take very long and then we can get

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Speaker 3: into some deeper stuff, right, Yeah, you're going to hear

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Speaker 3: in this though that I I asked my like question

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Speaker 3: which was directed at Chris for a little bit of fun.

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Speaker 3: But Chris just starts having a lot of fun with

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Speaker 3: There's a moment here where you're you're obviously watching the

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Speaker 3: time ticking away, and you amazingly decide to just jump over.

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Speaker 1: Christ cut him off because we had to ask million questions.

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Speaker 6: Chris Pratt's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: Like, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Guardians of

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Speaker 1: I really do Jurassic World. Jurassic World to name of you.

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Speaker 2: But we've got million Bobby around sitting there, who is

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Speaker 2: you know, sort of like the starlet of the world

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Speaker 2: at the moment, she's growing as genuinely a hero of

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Speaker 2: mine watching her doing stranger things.

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Speaker 6: She has not said a word, so my question was

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Speaker 6: very much a warm up question.

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Speaker 1: You're about to hear it. It was all a bit

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Speaker 1: of fun, but again, wait for the moment that will

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Speaker 3: I cut off Chris Pratt in the movie Electric State.

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Speaker 3: I just want to talk about your stunning, stunning hair.

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Speaker 3: And my first thank you is was that a condition

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, kind of. I really insisted on it, and.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm very grateful that the Russo's are so trusting

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Speaker 7: and collaborative to allow me to play this character. It

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Speaker 7: really was based on people in my real life who

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Speaker 7: had hair just like that, and I just wanted so

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Speaker 7: badly to uh to have that hair, and I got

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Speaker 7: it for half the movie, which is a big victory.

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Speaker 3: Was there ever a day where you were filming light

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Speaker 3: and maybe you kept the wig on when you went

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Speaker 3: home to your wife Catherine?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, she's got a big Patrick Swayze thing.

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Speaker 1: So we played Roadhouserick.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I'm right.

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Speaker 2: I mean you're going to yourfe with Patrick Swayze surely

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Speaker 2: you're doing dirty dancing there, like, that'll go.

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Speaker 7: I was, actually I was doing point break that was body.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Actually was.

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Speaker 7: When I saw a picture of him that hair, I

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Speaker 7: was like, because we were all we were both really

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Speaker 7: drawn to iconic looks from the eighties and nineties that

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Speaker 7: we could sort of draw on because we're obviously creating

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Speaker 7: this world, it's an alternate verse in the nineties, but

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Speaker 7: we did want to appeal to the sentimentality and the

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Speaker 2: So I was like, this is ridiculously short interview, so

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Speaker 2: I'm getting a two minute warning, so merely, really quickly.

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Speaker 2: The neurocaster within the show kind of looks like it's

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Speaker 2: addiction and all that sort of stuff. I know you've

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Speaker 2: been off socials for for a long time. Are you

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Speaker 2: still off your socials? And like, do you think that

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Speaker 2: you can kind of like move through your adult life

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Speaker 2: not being on social media, particularly.

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Speaker 1: For someone in your generation.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I mean I am. I am off socials.

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Speaker 8: If I if I need to post something, I usually

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Speaker 8: just I think I think everyone's different. I think that

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Speaker 8: just I feel like I go about my day more

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Speaker 2: I think you're missing out though, Like do you think

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Speaker 2: you can in instead of make it particularly just for you,

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Speaker 2: like you're you're you're a star of that generation, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know how.

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Speaker 8: I don't think I'm missing out on scandals and those things.

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Speaker 8: I don't need to know that, you know, I don't

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Speaker 8: need to know them. That's not of importance. I keep

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Speaker 8: up with the news, I keep up with what's going

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Speaker 11: I think that's important.

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Speaker 8: But scandalous things I don't find important to any young person.

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Speaker 8: I think it's just things to fill your brain. And

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Speaker 8: actually I think we should just educate ourselves on what's

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Speaker 8: going on in the world. So, yeah, I'm not missing out,

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Speaker 8: I don't think, right.

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Speaker 2: People some great stories like you know Chris or is

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Speaker 2: Chris pregnant or not pregnant?

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Speaker 1: I mean like they they're great stories.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm pregnant through like most of this movie.

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Speaker 2: Every day, Yeah, thanks, guys, got to go.

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Speaker 1: We love both of you.

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Speaker 5: It's been a pleasure.

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Speaker 1: I have a great day, guys.

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Speaker 3: Thanks guys, not bad for the last forty five seconds.

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Speaker 1: What would I asked that question? Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 5: We should.

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Speaker 1: We should to start interviewing with questions.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think maybe what we'll do is to

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Speaker 2: have a little bit of a vet of your questions.

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Speaker 2: Because Chris Pratt hair chat for two and a half

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Speaker 2: minutes of a four minute interview with Bobby Brown sitting there.

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Speaker 3: Funny role plays is Patrick Swayzy with his wife. That's

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Speaker 3: good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 3: Right now, that horn signifies that we have solved the

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Speaker 3: problem of how to deal with kids. Kids can be tough,

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Speaker 3: they just they can be ministers. They can be hard

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Speaker 3: to control that here's the secret, lie to them.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's encouraged. Well, I am about to

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Speaker 1: encourage it slightly. I think it is within reason.

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Speaker 6: Lose your child's trust definitely.

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Speaker 3: Well, if it means they're going to behave then we're

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Speaker 3: like sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Speaker 1: That's just bad parenting.

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Speaker 2: Maybe at the end of the day, they give you,

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Speaker 2: definition of bad parenting.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not talking about the big lines, will, right,

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Speaker 3: I'm just talking about telling little lines.

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Speaker 1: Just to make just make life a little bit easier.

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Speaker 3: Because he's thinking kids are gullible, like they just they

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Speaker 3: and the reason I'm the reason this has come to

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Speaker 3: me though, Will, is because I know that other parents

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Speaker 3: do this. You received some calls, Yes, they were taking

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Speaker 3: calls asking people how they get their kids to go

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, it turns out parents just out there lying

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Speaker 4: Man, every time we're trying to watch something and it's

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Speaker 4: we'll just jump on YouTube and keep playing reruns of

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Speaker 11: A three year old little girl who's obsessed with Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 12: And I actually met Taylor Swift and got a.

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Speaker 13: Photo with her at her Heirs tour a few years then.

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Speaker 12: So this three year old dad I nanny thinks Taylor

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Speaker 12: and I are really good friends.

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Speaker 13: I tell her that I have a meeting with Taylor

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Speaker 13: every night about her bedtime behavioral.

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Speaker 14: Wow, three times every time, brilliant.

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Speaker 1: I had a zoom with Elsa last night worked a charge.

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I was like, listen, listen, I know this is I

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Speaker 3: know we want to stay up. I know we want

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Speaker 3: with Elsa. She wants to chat about Arundelle and how

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Speaker 3: she's running the shop. I need to to give her

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Speaker 3: a you know, my two cents y yeah, and remy.

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Speaker 3: She she fully got she don't undersand what zoom is,

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Speaker 3: but she knew I had a meeting with Elsa.

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Speaker 1: It works. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: I know, we all do it. I hear you will

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Speaker 3: you know it's not good. You're going to lose the

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Speaker 1: But well, I think we all tell a little reason.

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Speaker 1: I think within reason, it was my zoom meeting with Elsa.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, that's not bad because I think the thing

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Speaker 2: is like they're things that they're never going to find

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Speaker 2: out about, because if they find out, that's when you're

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Speaker 2: in trouble. Absolutely absolutely, and you're right there are sometimes

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Speaker 2: just she'll just tell everyone everything that's been going on.

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Speaker 1: Oh and then you're in trouble. You're in trouble. Your

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Speaker 2: Example, the other day, you know, well you've been I

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Speaker 2: know you've been in this position before. You actually gave

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Speaker 2: mean to take your kids day care if they've got

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Speaker 2: I'm meant to give it together kids if you've got

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Speaker 2: a busy day. Yeah, sometimes what you do is you

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Speaker 2: just give them like a pretty strong shot of panadole,

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Speaker 2: and then you know, you get him in there. But

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Speaker 2: the problem is for me is that like Max, like so,

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Speaker 2: I gave her a panadole and I took the syringe

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Speaker 2: she said, is that panadole? And I was like, I

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Speaker 1: Sam bad, mummy here, not me.

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Speaker 2: She was like no, no, no, no, that was apple juice.

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Speaker 2: Just so she doesn't go to day here and go

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Speaker 2: I panadole. She goes, Daddy gave me apple juice and

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Speaker 2: a syringe weirdly, also.

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Speaker 1: Sounds a bit cooked, but it's super weird.

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Speaker 2: You've saved yourself a lot of strike, saved you a

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Speaker 2: lot of strife there.

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Speaker 1: I would what do you have for breakfast?

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Speaker 3: When Remy was sick, mister ring, When Remy was sick,

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Speaker 3: I would, like, you know, in the Lion King, when

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Speaker 3: Simba's mum is like licking.

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Speaker 5: Her name is Sarabi.

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Speaker 1: Sabi is licking Zimba.

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Speaker 3: Right, That's what I would do with Remy snot before

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Speaker 3: dropping over, take care, like I just need to clean

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Speaker 3: you up for five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Get you in there anyway. I think both of us agree.

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Speaker 5: He's a wet white.

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Speaker 1: A couple of couple of let him down. It's family.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five is the number. What lines

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Speaker 3: have you told kids? Yeah again, don't have to be

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Speaker 3: your kids. By the way, Like if you've been a

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Speaker 3: make you a white life, I've got ye.

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Speaker 1: We're all a green.

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Speaker 3: The white lives are the ones we want. I've convinced

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Speaker 3: Remy that yogat his ice cream brilliant. That's that is brilliant,

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Speaker 3: and that's me been a good parent, healthy. I've now convinced.

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Speaker 3: Remember when we're in toy stores, and obviously toy stores

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Speaker 1: Vista that.

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Speaker 3: Toys they always live here. You can't take them out

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Speaker 2: Wow, when does the lie sort of tip into like

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Speaker 2: emotionally blackmailing them?

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Speaker 1: That one feels like it's on the line. I felt

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Speaker 1: like that was right on the line, and I said it.

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Speaker 1: I felt bad also, Tenure, what lie do you tell

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, Well, when.

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Speaker 12: My son was around three years old, he used to

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Speaker 12: refuse to have a shower. So I'd say to my

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Speaker 12: after like the second day, I'd be like, well, tonight

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Speaker 12: the bugs are going to come out of your barm

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Speaker 12: or go search you know, the insects are going to come.

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Speaker 12: So it's always yeah, So he'd always have a shower

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Speaker 12: that night.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, the bugs will come out of your.

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Speaker 12: Bum and and they'll come fined. He's like, they're the

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Speaker 12: reasons you know, that's.

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Speaker 5: Actually you know what's old about that?

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Speaker 2: We were at the GP the other day and the

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Speaker 2: night because they come out at night.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's too far from the story. Sorry, at night,

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Speaker 3: she said, the worms come out.

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Speaker 2: So she said, you can do the sticky tape test

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Speaker 2: on them. And I was like, what the hell's that?

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Speaker 2: So you get a bit of sticky tape. You basically

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Speaker 2: you put it over their sphincter and then you whip

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Speaker 1: Whip it like a waxing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you wax it, yeah, and then you And

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we can just do that right now.

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Speaker 2: She goes, No, you have to do it in the

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Speaker 2: middle of the night because the worms come out at night.

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Speaker 1: What the most alien when you wake up? Wake up?

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Speaker 2: Wake up?

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Speaker 1: Wake up?

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Speaker 3: Here we go and I wouldn't wake her up, probably

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Speaker 3: just I think she will wake up when she wake up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone, any good person would an you tell a

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Speaker 11: Yeah, keep going. I wake in education and key, did.

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Speaker 5: You know that any of the worms come out at night?

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Speaker 5: Did you know that.

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Speaker 3: Any hello?

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Speaker 5: Anyhow, Yes, Hi.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm early childhood. I work in education and care. Yeah,

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Speaker 11: you tell we deal with a lot of worms. Here,

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Speaker 11: we see a lot of worms.

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Speaker 5: Did you know that they come out at night?

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Speaker 11: You know, when your body, Yeah, when your body's resting

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Speaker 11: out they come. You can get a torch, she can

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Speaker 10: Oh the gross, pretty Gross's sun go down and we're

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Speaker 11: McLean. I work in educational care for early childhood teacher

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Speaker 11: and we all have some safe policies. So when the

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Speaker 11: helicopters that fly over, that's Mummy and Daddy doing flybys,

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Speaker 11: so you better put your hat on.

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Speaker 1: Brilliant, Wow, brilliant, brilliant again.

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Speaker 2: Bishop in politics, Hello anyone from twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Very good political friends love it. Say what lie do

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Speaker 1: you tell your kids? Shay?

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Speaker 13: I have told my children for many years that they

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Speaker 13: are allergic to pseudoephedrine because it's the main ingredient that

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Speaker 13: old has always believed that and it's never experimented with

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well he doesn't. He has experimented so far as

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm lying to you there.

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Speaker 13: My older God is pretty honest and open with me.

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Speaker 13: We've always close relationships. I actually has never had any

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Speaker 13: reason to tell me otherwise. Become yeah, no, what.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying?

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Speaker 5: Well, what do you say?

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Speaker 1: Do the hard road there?

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Speaker 6: Like if you see I don't know if she's still there.

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Speaker 5: But this is the problem.

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Speaker 1: What's the problem.

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Speaker 6: If you lie to them, they're going to lie to

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Speaker 6: do what you do right.

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Speaker 2: But also like if you create, if you begin the dishonesty,

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Speaker 2: then they're going to go, well, well, I can't be

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Speaker 6: So if Shane's lying to her kids about drugs, of

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Speaker 5: Got a lie to early about drugs in the future.

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Speaker 1: And you can't get angry at them about it because

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Speaker 2: If Shae's son is listening, but might have opened a

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Speaker 2: bit of a chat for you and when she gets home, Belinda.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to therapy, Belinda.

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Speaker 5: You gotta lie.

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Speaker 3: You tell your son, but look out when you tell it,

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Speaker 3: will might therapize you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, careful yeah, there is.

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Speaker 15: When both my children are a little used to say

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Speaker 15: naughty girls home. So one night my son was being

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Speaker 15: an absolutely know what. My husband put him in the

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Speaker 15: a lot of high schools now look like jail. So

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Speaker 15: seven o'clock at night, and just drove ten meters down.

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Speaker 10: The road to see what he would do.

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Speaker 15: But he told him he had to knock on the

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Speaker 13: What he mean.

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Speaker 15: Neighless to say he never hit his sister again.

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Speaker 5: Wow, okay, work works.

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Speaker 2: you Australia's tallest tales woods. All you gotta do tell

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Speaker 2: us a great story. You could be on the stage

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Speaker 2: with us at the Fringe. The winner with the best

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Speaker 2: story goes home with ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Will everybody present.

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Speaker 14: Strongly Aussie strong boat made right here in Australia for

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Speaker 14: eighteen plus, Drink responsibly The.

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Speaker 3: First step well is registering Willemwoody dot com. Tell us

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Speaker 3: your story if we think it's a good one, and

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Speaker 3: we'll call you up and maybe invite you to the

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Speaker 3: Adelaide Fringe.

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Speaker 1: Peggy, you've registered.

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Speaker 14: Hello, Hey guys, how are you going?

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Speaker 1: Very very good? We're very excited to hear his story?

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Speaker 1: Pegs so far away.

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Speaker 14: So I'm sixty five and back when we were kids,

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Speaker 14: you didn't have birthday parties every year. So I was

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Speaker 14: a bit sad that I never had a birthday party.

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Speaker 14: I turned thirty and I was living away from home,

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Speaker 14: and I thought, oh, I'm going to throw myself a party,

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Speaker 14: and I thought I'd have to fancy party. So I

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Speaker 14: made it a cocktail party, and everyone had to bring

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Speaker 14: one of the mixes, you know, to make the cocktails.

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Speaker 14: But as is the case with parties, sometimes there's people

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Speaker 14: that bring a friend, who bring a friend who bring

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Speaker 14: a friend. So it got really busy and I was

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Speaker 14: working like a slave in the kitchen making cocktails with

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Speaker 14: two shakers, and I had a brainstorm and I thought, oh,

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Speaker 14: I'll make it in bulk. So I went and cleaned

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Speaker 14: up the bucket. It was a very old bucket. It

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Speaker 14: was a metal bucket. I didn't think anything wrong. I

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Speaker 14: made the cocktails up in a metal bucket, and it

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Speaker 14: actually stripped the metal out of the galvanized bucket.

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Speaker 13: Put it in the cocktail.

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Speaker 14: So I had people left right in center being sick

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Speaker 14: and vomiting, and I was thinking, oh gosh, you guys

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Speaker 14: are sauce like the party is when we just started,

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Speaker 14: and you were vomiting and complaining about stomach cramps and pains.

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Speaker 14: It's like you're just raining on my party. And five

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Speaker 14: of them ended up in hospital with metal poisoning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you ever come clean? Or did

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Speaker 1: you just like hide the bucket.

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Speaker 12: And go the five.

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Speaker 1: Five so everyone knew? Everyone knew it was you.

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Speaker 14: Peg that Yeah, it was my fault trying to get

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Speaker 14: the alcohol out quickly to everybody, and like, who would shot?

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Speaker 12: I didn't think.

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Speaker 1: That is good.

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Speaker 14: You know, I had a sixty fifth last year and

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Speaker 14: it took me thirtay years to have another party the traumatized.

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Speaker 1: Did you get the bucket back a pig.

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Speaker 5: Get in the morning, You're like, I had taken up

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Speaker 5: make him drinks.

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Speaker 3: That's a much wiser idea, I'd say, Peg, Hey, you sorry,

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Speaker 3: peg Love to hear from.

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Speaker 5: You had a good afternoon. Definitely one of the finalists.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Kelly. Kelly, You've got a story as well.

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Speaker 1: Kel far away Kell to hear it.

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Speaker 10: How are you boys, I've got a tallest tale for you.

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Speaker 10: It's unbelievable. I had a friend, We've been friends for

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Speaker 10: over twenty years, and her father passed away and it

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Speaker 10: was a funeral. And keep in mind, it had been

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Speaker 10: raining prior to this funeral for a week to renal rain.

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Speaker 10: So comes the day of the funeral and I'm running late.

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Speaker 10: You know, I'm supposed to be there supporting my friend.

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Speaker 10: I get to the cemetery. It's outside, you know, it's

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Speaker 10: on the lawn. So I jump out, and I'm like,

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Speaker 10: you know what, I'm going to be smart about this.

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Speaker 10: I'm going to instead of running in between these days,

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Speaker 10: I'm going to run straight across. I'm going to save

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Speaker 10: myself some time and I'm just going to start run

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Speaker 10: straight across these grades to get there. And I mean

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Speaker 10: this family was a pretty well respect family too. There

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Speaker 10: would have been maybe fifty sixty people at this funeral.

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Speaker 13: So I start.

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Speaker 10: Legging it across these these graves and I'm feeling. It's

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Speaker 10: like soft underneath my feet as I'm done, you know,

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Speaker 10: and I'm thinking, you, I'll be good. I'll be good,

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Speaker 10: no worries. So I'm running, running, running, and I'm almost there.

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Speaker 10: I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Speaker 10: And then all of a sudden, it was like I sinkhole.

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Speaker 10: I just actually collapse straight into this grave. I'm literally

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Speaker 10: up to my neck. Boys, my feet are touching the coffin.

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Speaker 10: Oh why yeah, I've got everyone's supposed to be, you know,

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Speaker 10: interested in this juneral. They're all turned around, people sobbing,

533
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Speaker 10: looking at me. Screw. I'm screaming, help me, help me.

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Speaker 10: I've got the funeral. Fellas over helping me, pulling me out.

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Speaker 3: They would have thought you were buried alive. That'd be

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Speaker 3: my first thought would be, this woman has been buried

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Speaker 3: alive and.

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Speaker 1: Get out.

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Speaker 10: Literally, boys, I thought this is going to be two

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Speaker 10: for one deal. You're going to be burying me as well.

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Speaker 10: And as they pulled me up, my chance for like down,

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Speaker 10: like half my butts hanging out. She isn't everything that

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Speaker 10: sucked into the ground. And the worst thing about it

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Speaker 10: was I could not apologize enough. And my friend and

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Speaker 10: mother hates me to this day and we are not

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Speaker 10: friends anymore.

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Speaker 11: The friend over it.

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Speaker 3: And it wasn't your fault. You were trying to get mean.

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Speaker 3: You probably shouldn't have set through the funeral pantless though.

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Speaker 3: That was probably a bit much, wasn't it.

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Speaker 10: Cal Maybe a bit, And it's just like boys, I

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Speaker 10: am scarred. I don't go to funerals anymore. I just

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Speaker 10: send a whole lot of flowers. I'm so Yeah. It

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Speaker 10: was terrible, absolutely terrible, and you would never think it

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Speaker 10: would happen, but trust me, it happened to me.

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Speaker 1: That's good in her grave. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's awesome.

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Speaker 2: I know a lot of people go to heaven when

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Speaker 2: they die, but I think a lot of people watching

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Speaker 2: that funeral that day went to heaven when they saw

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Speaker 2: you come up half.

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Speaker 10: And I should have laughed around it, you know, like

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Speaker 10: now it's okay, but I got to laugh.

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Speaker 2: Traumatized, mate, Kelly, I reckon, you can't come to Adelaide, mate,

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Speaker 2: I reckon.

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Speaker 5: We can see her at the fringe. Great storry.

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Speaker 1: Seeing Adelaide, see you there on the stage. Don't you know?

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Speaker 2: One of our finalists got the fast pass through their

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Speaker 2: woods bloody.

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Speaker 3: It's just don't run across any cemeteries on the way

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Speaker 3: to Adelaide.

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Speaker 1: Fringel London wearing belt this time.

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Speaker 5: See you there mate, good luck.

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Speaker 2: If you want to join Kelly on the stage with

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Speaker 2: a great story, you had to win the why dot com.

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Speaker 2: It's all thanks to strong Boat ten thousand dollars for

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Speaker 2: the best yard.

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Speaker 5: Gotta beat Kelly right now. She's the one to beat her.

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Speaker 12: Reckon