WEBVTT - #7: The 39 Cent Purchase 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.680 People do some weird ship. This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.160 This is a big one. This is for the girls. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:09.719 This one somethings make more sense than the other. Whimsy 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.800 low hand punched in the face after trying to take 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:14.280 a boy away from a mother. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:15.600 You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:17.840 I won't leave enjoyed. They killed. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.640 Let yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.759 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.920 I see it quite clearly. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:34.839 Get new glasses. Just a couple of mitches. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.520 One is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:43.519 Now he is Mitui and Mitchell coop that's us. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.760 Oh Mitch, how the bloody hell are you? 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.720 I'm pretty good. I I just have to cook it 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:48.839 in my throat, and I was scared I was going 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.600 to cough in your throat. I'm tendatively holding my throat 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:53.319 nodules together because I feel like I'm gonna cough. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.240 It just comes back to the fact that this place 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.480 gets sent way too much free food, oh constantly, the 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.880 whole bloody what did you even call it? 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:00.960 That? 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.840 A box of cook a palette of cooker, a loaf 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.000 of cookies. Yeah, oh god, I got. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.880 Sent those new KFC Colar wicked wings. Yeah, well they 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.560 got do you think Coler. Yeah, so it's KFC wicked wings, 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.720 which are great on their own. You know it ain't broke, 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.279 don't fix it, but they're smothered in like a sweet 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.000 sticky glasses colar sauce. But I've started here at six 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.560 pm because my show minched to midnight on Kiss finishes 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.200 at midnight, so I get them at six They sent 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.080 them at nine am for the time I got in 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:27.039 rock solid. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.160 But you better believe let me know, I would have 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:31.199 popped downstairs. We work in the same upfs. I would 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:32.959 have said, hey, I'm mitched, Cherry. I know I've dropped 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.600 the key loathes Jenny Kraigamer right hand. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.600 Him over, bitch, Oh my god, Mitch True were so 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:42.040 sorry about the illness You're in remission, Like no, no, no, anyway, 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:42.880 So you would. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.520 Have had them eventually though, even though they were cold. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.119 Were they any good because coalar chicken? 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.760 Yeah, you know what, w You know how KFC chicken 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.920 the crumb sort of like detaches from the chicken after time, 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.000 and it's sort of like in case like a kinder 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.320 surprised chicken wing. Yeah, yeah, the chicken sort of like 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.080 you can hear it inside. I still ate all of 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.480 it and it was delicious. Color was great. I couldn't 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:03.240 recommend it anymore. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:04.960 I don't know, it just sounds weird on paper. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.200 Sorry, well, I loved it anyway. Thanks KFC for the 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.680 free food. Hey, you know what else came? I'm very 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.440 excited for this. Yes, do you know episode two? I 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:13.880 think it was. 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:16.320 I know what you're talking about it with episode one 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.160 night you've been bringing me along this long. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:21.840 Sorry, Well, you ordered something online, your little tape measure, 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:22.760 your waist tape measure. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:24.519 Yes, then you wanted to see if you can find 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.400 something online as cheap as possible, including postage. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.200 I did, and it just has a ride. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:30.160 What did you get it for? Again? 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:34.080 I'm gonna give you a pick thirty nine cents ninety postage. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.120 I think the child died making it. But we've got it. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.040 Okay, here's the package. Hand it over. I love mail. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.480 You can't open it yet though, Okay I can't open it. No, 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:44.799 you can just hold it. We'll do it later in 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:48.920 the show. Hold quickly. Oh well, it looks got to. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:50.960 Warm me before you throw shit. I'm on coordinat Sorry, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.639 it looks a bit phallic, it does. My first my 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:56.400 mind just went thraight to Dildo as the end as 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:56.880 I thought. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.720 My mum when it was deliveredd called me, was like, 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:02.600 something was delivered for you, Like, yeah, o ah good. 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:03.840 She's like, do you want to open it? And my no, 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.079 I'm fine. She why don't we open it? 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.680 My god? 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:09.560 That soon. Plus we're doing talkback teams again. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:12.919 Yes, this time it's the John laws Special. Everyone knows 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:14.880 John Lawd's You might not have heard him, but I 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.320 feel like everyone's heard of him. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.880 Yeah, especially if you're international and you might not know. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:21.839 He's like in the same category of Carl Sanderlan's Alan 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:25.480 Jones shock jock like Howard through us listen. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:26.799 So we're going to be running through some of his 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:31.400 most iconic blow ups as according to yours, truly brilliant. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.960 We'll do that in a bit. But I say, if 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.000 you're listening to the show for the first time, maybe 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.280 seven's you lucky number and a Christians love seven because. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.400 It's Seven's my favorite number? 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:38.840 Is it really? 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:39.119 Yeah? 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:40.320 I'll see most three and six. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:41.800 You know mine is seven. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.440 Well, seven is today's episode. And if you're just joining 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:46.880 us for the first time, we start the show the 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.120 same way every single week with an iGEM, and is 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.160 it just me an observation that no one really needs. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:53.360 Going first? 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:54.240 Okay, all right, here we go. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:57.960 Is it just me? 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:03.600 Have you never been bcced on an email? 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.600 Oh? Well, it's just so okay, you can. I don't 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:08.760 think anyone who uses that anymore. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.480 Well, I've never felt the need to use it. And 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.880 it wasn't until last week when someone else on a 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.520 thread that I was on used it. Let's call them 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.760 Chris and Susan. And Susan was like, thanks for your 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.120 help on this, Chris moving him into the BCCs now 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:26.640 so that your inbox isn't flooded. And I was like, oh, 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.720 because then I realized when I hit reply, all that 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.560 means that it won't go to Chris anymore. So she's 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.000 basically shunning him, like elbowing him out of the conversation. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:35.760 Oh my god. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.360 For those who don't know, apparently CC on an email 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.359 is when you just loop someone in, and it stands 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.200 for carbon copy. BCC stands for blind carbon copy. I 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.680 did know that. I knew its function. It's when you 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.400 include someone on an email, but everyone else in that 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:50.160 email doesn't know. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:54.800 Well, I actually sent one this week BCC really to myself. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.120 Why did you BECC yourself? It's my secret that you 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:59.840 were on the email? Yeah, I was sending it to 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.240 my Jenna, can you find out what is the point 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.320 of a BCC in an email? Because I still don't 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.640 know when it's appropriate to use it? 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.800 Will do I sent? My boss was like send me 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:10.760 this audio, and I was like, great, So I sent 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.880 it to him. But I'm too lazy. I don't want 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.480 it to be in my scent box. I want it 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.040 to be in my inbox because I don't want to 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:18.800 go to my scent box. I want it to be 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.080 in my inbox. So BCC myself say I didn't know, 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.680 and then I had it in my inbox. So if 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.160 I wanted to go straight to my inbox, and then. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:26.680 Why would you want to Why do you need to 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.680 reminisce on old emails? You could just go to the 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:30.200 scent box. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.000 I don't want to open a tab. Who's got time 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:32.520 for tabs? 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.560 I still don't know what the point is, but I'm 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.279 sure that isn't the point of the BCC. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:37.560 What did you get it, Jenna? Yep? 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:41.920 Found it? Okay, The worst time to use BCC is 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.919 actually at work. 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.640 Well, there you go, Oh, that's what I thought, because 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.440 I'm like, that's so unprofessional to not let the other 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.560 person know that someone's eavesdropping on the conversation. 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:51.440 Yeah, very true. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.440 That's like telling a blind person no, it's just stuck 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:53.840 in the room. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.240 But the best time to use it is when you're 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.720 sending something impersonal, like a change of address, to a 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.120 lot of people who don't necessarily know each other. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:07.240 What does that mean? 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:08.080 So? 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.640 Like, if I was to say to all contacts, I'd 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.000 be like, hi, everyone, my new address is xyzer, I 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:14.760 have a new phone number whatever. I wanted to go 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.640 to all my contacts, But they don't all necessarily need 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.280 to be known to each other. I guess that makes sense. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.280 But even then, who cares if everyone else is in 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:22.760 the CC? 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:23.279 Yeah? 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.240 Basically it as a rule of thumb. If the number 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.400 of recipients exceeds thirty, you should start using it. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.520 I can't imagine ever needing to send an email that 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:37.760 goes beyond thirty. Can you send me an email right now, Jenna? 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.320 I want to know what it feels like to be 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.720 on the receiving end of a BCC. Does it tell 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.880 you that you're bcced? 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:45.000 Doing it? Now, thank you. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.840 What is a carbon copy anyway? 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.120 Well, do you know when I used to do this. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.600 I used to work at a fancy dress shop. I 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.440 was there for a week and I was fired Halloween. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.600 How app you're happy? Anniverse three? I know right how 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.640 we find to have because I kept putting the items 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:01.520 back in the wrong area. It's like, why is rose 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:07.720 from Titanic in Elizabethan? I'm just got anxious? This is 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.760 this is lace goes in here like we had, you know, Fox, 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:12.160 we had a credit card machine and you know you'd 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.960 get the credit card, right, you put on the machine 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.480 and then you go and it would make a carbon 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.880 copy of the credit card on that reversal. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.960 All right, yeah, that paper that kind of h but 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.280 a blind carbon copy if you don't know it's been correct, 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.440 you should be receiving it right now. I just got 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.240 the email. How you read it out? 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:35.960 Performance review in caps? Mitch Churry announcer, I'm Itch, your 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:39.560 performance review is here. You're making you redundant. You'll be 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.160 walked out in five minutes. Thanks for your time. Alright. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.080 It does not at any point say to me, oh 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.320 you've been BC seed. It just shows up. It just 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.440 like a normal email, so you can't see that. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.320 I'm on the chain. I can't. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.640 Oh my god, imagine all the private conversations that, for 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.040 all I know, could have been sent to others. That's terrifying. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.640 Yeah, well, Jenna, we'll just be normally BCC. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.400 You want all Jenny BTC from the show right now, 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.160 Like there's a glass soundproof wall separating it. But she 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.880 can chime in if she like, she can hear. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:09.440 A disgusting behavior right now, real life, BCC. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:15.320 You're listening to is it just me a podcast by 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.600 a couple of mitches? 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.000 A time for your gym, isn't it? 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:21.360 It is? 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:22.400 You? 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:22.520 Go? 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.040 Have you had an eventful week? 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:25.880 That much has really happened? 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:26.000 Oh? 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:26.240 I had? 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:28.720 I had what I thought was a suber duba today 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.200 because it's very hot the time of recording. 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.560 It's fascinating and it's actually a hydra light. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:34.760 Oh is that that? 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.040 It's hydralight? That thing you meant to have when you're 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:37.319 like sick. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.400 Yeah, what you google what it's for the face? 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:40.839 This is not God? 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.319 No, God, carry on? 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.280 I had, I went, I left home, had to come 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.199 to work. You had a couple of meetings and I'm like, 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.080 it's so hot. At thirty five degrees. I want a zuba. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.560 Go to the fridge, grab what looks me the orange one. 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.760 I'm a sucker for an orange. Pull it out, cut 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:55.120 the top off, and I hold it in my hand 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:56.160 because melting it in the middle. 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.600 You know, dy, you got the guice at the bottom. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.679 Yeah, you like eat it like your guinea pig in 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.079 the feeding machine, you know, the little ball in it. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.240 So that's what I was emulating. And then as I'm driving, 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:14.360 I'm like, oh god, what is that metallic? The juice 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:19.839 dries up? So take a chance? Ah swerving for driving? 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.040 It was fucking hydra light. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:24.439 Oh that's no good. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:30.320 Hydra light is good for dehydration caused by fever or illness. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.400 Okay, so it tasted like like liquid urrofin. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.160 That's also ideal to travel and during pregnancy. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:47.200 No more lines on hydro both of those eating for two. Sorry, 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.880 I'll stop. You better carry on with your Is it 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:49.840 just me? I've done mine? 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:58.520 Your embarrassed name? Is it just me? Has Susan's never 0:09:59.120 --> 0:09:59.840 been Susan? 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:01.160 What? 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:05.040 Now? I know? That's exactly what I thought. Suzanne's Well, 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.240 so I thought is a very popular women's clothing store. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.240 If my mum was going to Suzanne. It's because she 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:11.040 had a wedding or a. 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.600 Funeral, you know, the same or different to Susan Gray. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.480 That's what I think. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.480 Susan Gray is for the more mature women. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:18.560 That's my Jane. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.400 No, I would never say that about your beautiful mum. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:27.000 But Susan's isn't Suzanne's. The store is called Susan, Yes, 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.480 but it's s u S S A N S. There's no, 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.120 there's no s at the end. Google it. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.480 Can we start addressing her like she's a smart speaker? Okay, Jenna, 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.880 can you look up? She speaks like one pl she does, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:40.520 dare you? 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.679 I did some research because I was going I was 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.959 at the massive shopping center here in city, in the 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.920 Macquarie Center, and I was walking by. I got a 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.880 bubble tea. No, that's the diarrhea. I just eat so 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.160 much shit to get bubble tea. And I was chewing 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.640 on a pearl and I saw Suzanne. I'm like, no, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.160 it's not it's Susan. So I googled it. I'm like, 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:00.400 that must have rebranded. It has always been Susan. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:00.679 Yeah. 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:02.120 I've never heard someone say off to. 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.600 No, I'm off where'd you get that dress, Susan. Oh, 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:08.840 she your neighbor. No, no, it's in the local center. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.000 That's so much less appealing as a brand, Susan. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:15.199 So I googled this and apparently it's called the Bernstein 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.160 Bears theory. This is getting a bit deep. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.800 There's a theory. It sounded like. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:22.959 I just heard myself back. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.640 I'm gonna say, you became really insane for about five seconds. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.520 There's this theory. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.080 And I'll put it on our Twitter at a couple 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.679 of inches at a couple of mitches, that we all 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.840 died in twenty twelve. Yes, and now we are currently 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:38.440 living in a multiverse or another cut of that universe 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:39.120 we once lived in. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:39.679 You lost me. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.839 Here's the thing, here's the thing. In that transition, kind 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:46.800 of like a carbon copy, certain things were changed. So 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.360 when we see Susan, we go, hold on, I thought 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.760 that was Susan's but it was in the last universe. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.160 Or you go the Bernstein Bears. Do you remember growing 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.240 up with the Bernstein Bears. There were the little Bears. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:12:00.240 They're quite cute, the family of Bears. The logo. Yeah, 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.320 it's actually called the Burned Stain Bears. But everyone's like, no, it's. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:04.000 All as eve. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.520 There you go. What about what about sketches? How do 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.199 you spell sketches? The shoe brand? 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.120 I've never even heard of it. I'll help you. There 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.480 s k e c h e r S. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.839 There's a theory that it's actually spelled s k e 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.160 t c h e r S with a T. That's 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:22.640 how I remember it. What do you mean there's a 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.040 theory that's what people remember it having a T. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:29.200 Actually I do remember it having a T, but recently 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.319 I looked it up to see the real spelling, and 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:32.079 there's no T. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.800 That's right. Apparently there's is all all the people around 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.439 the world think, oh my god, sketches had a tea. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:38.320 It doesn't anymore. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:42.520 Do you think your workplace kiss? My workplace too used 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.000 to be spelt correctly, And now it's been rebranded as 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:49.280 the typo If it's ki S, that's so much cooler. 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.320 And then in this weird twenty twelve shift, when did 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.960 they rebrand twenty fourteen? 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.360 Well, there you go, Sorry, I say it absolutely crazed? 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.240 Are you saying that? In twenty twelve everyone rebranded and 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:04.520 we didn't notice till now. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.640 I actually realized how crazy that sounds and I'm also sweating. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:09.440 Can you tell? Yeah? It worked up. 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.480 You got to stay off Reddit made it stings out 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:13.520 the studio every time you get this, Weddy does it 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.520 just a podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.760 Make sure you leave a review on your podcast. 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:21.920 I'm a motherfucker. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:25.560 Oh christ, I just thought I put that in there. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.679 Five seconds. He's remembered. He remembered his own rule. 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.360 Thank you, well done. It's been a point of contention 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:34.640 on this show. If you knew here that Mitch keeps 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:37.440 playing pieces of commercial music longer than five seconds, which 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.400 podcast copyright laws do not allow. That little bit of 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:44.000 that Kesha slur that I edited into that sweeper there 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:48.120 did not go long on I'm a motherfucker, Come at me, poor. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.240 Thing, the legal fish not to like the new song 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:50.920 she just released. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:52.720 Very good, right, it is very if only we were 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:53.319 allowed to play it. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.959 I know we can play five seconds on the Okay, well, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.680 we're at the point of the show. Take a breath. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.719 It's been fun so fastill to come? I ordered Mitch 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:02.079 a package in episode two. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.880 Yeah, you're really dragging this out. You've dragged out since 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:05.600 episode one. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.160 It was thirty nine cents it's about eight inches long. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.840 It's a square box I've got in my hands. Are 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.760 we going to open up? The reveal wheel? Happen next? 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:18.560 Right now, it's time for talkback tings. Talkback tings. It's 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:20.520 where I bring the little bits of gold that I 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.440 find when I'm listening to talkback radio. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:23.360 Yeah, I do love it. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.720 It's a really different world to the one that you 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:27.040 live in. The FM bubble. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.040 FM is crazy. I have so many like I've got 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.440 like a really tight criteria that I have to fit into. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.240 Yes, no such criteria applies to AM radio. In fact, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:39.520 I don't think any criteria applied to John Laws. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.960 Oh, if you don't know him, if you're in the States, 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.080 Howard Stern, I'm a radio fence. I love this. If 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:48.320 Howard Stern Australia like a Carl sanderlans Alan Jones shock Jock. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:52.200 Bab even then like way older and way more withered. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.480 He literally retired with it in the year two thousand 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.800 and seven, but then he was just like I'm bored, 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.800 and he came back in twenty eleven higher yes, and 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:03.520 it was like a big deal when he retired. He's 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:07.280 now at two SM now for context, two SM is 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.560 the station that aren't even in the ratings anymore because 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.280 they were rating so poorly that they just decided to 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.760 opt out. They're like, we don't want to know, But 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:16.400 then who pays him? Because he's on Jenna? Can you 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.440 google how much his men? Don't google that. We don't 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:19.840 need to keep throwing to you to google shit. 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:21.040 I just want to know how much he makes. I 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.880 want how much. I just don't have to confirm the 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.080 Google either of Jenner Ah. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.560 But like he very famously retired in two thousand and seven, 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.760 Like I said, he's now back at two SM, the 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:33.560 shitter station in Sydney, and they will not pay for marketing. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:35.600 So there are so many people that literally don't know 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.880 he's back on air. It's like he's he's like a 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.720 little off Broadway secret. Now he's BCC to the radio, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.360 and so every single time youtunity John Laws. By the way, 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.760 my father listened to John Laws, so growing up it's 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.760 all I heard. I'm very familiar with it. I'm gonna 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.480 feel very nostalgic, but this is how he kicks off 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:52.560 every single show. 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.280 On the world. I'm John Laws. 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.480 Sounds very old fashioned, don't or is this a married 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.160 archie mad Do you know what you're at? A gouzmany 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.120 games on Tuesday? 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:17.800 So he sounds quite quaint, it's almost wholesome, but he 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:21.560 is He is prone to losing his patience pretty quickly. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:25.520 He tolerates no nonsense when it comes to his callers. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:29.720 Take a listen to this nonetheless, be quiet, be quiet, 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:34.240 be quiet, I will now, Susan, would you just shout 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:34.920 up for a minute? 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.680 Or this particular one, This is one of my old 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.400 favorite It's one of my favorite tantrums of his. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.000 I'm second tired of having to listen to rude, arrogant, 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.200 ill informed, stupid women like you. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.400 So even though he's insulting these people, he has a 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:55.080 way of stringing together words that just sound correct together. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:56.080