Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. This is it.
Speaker 2: This is a big one. This is for the girls.
Speaker 1: This one somethings make more sense than the other. Whimsy
Speaker 1: low hand punched in the face after trying to take
Speaker 1: a boy away from a mother.
Speaker 3: You're a good little boy.
Speaker 4: I won't leave enjoyed. They killed.
Speaker 1: Let yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 2: That's the line.
Speaker 5: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 1: Get new glasses. Just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: One is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Now he is Mitui and Mitchell coop that's us.
Speaker 5: Oh Mitch, how the bloody hell are you?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. I I just have to cook it
Speaker 1: in my throat, and I was scared I was going
Speaker 1: to cough in your throat. I'm tendatively holding my throat
Speaker 1: nodules together because I feel like I'm gonna cough.
Speaker 5: It just comes back to the fact that this place
Speaker 5: gets sent way too much free food, oh constantly, the
Speaker 5: whole bloody what did you even call it?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 5: A box of cook a palette of cooker, a loaf
Speaker 5: of cookies. Yeah, oh god, I got.
Speaker 1: Sent those new KFC Colar wicked wings. Yeah, well they
Speaker 1: got do you think Coler. Yeah, so it's KFC wicked wings,
Speaker 1: which are great on their own. You know it ain't broke,
Speaker 1: don't fix it, but they're smothered in like a sweet
Speaker 1: sticky glasses colar sauce. But I've started here at six
Speaker 1: pm because my show minched to midnight on Kiss finishes
Speaker 1: at midnight, so I get them at six They sent
Speaker 1: them at nine am for the time I got in
Speaker 1: rock solid.
Speaker 5: But you better believe let me know, I would have
Speaker 5: popped downstairs. We work in the same upfs. I would
Speaker 5: have said, hey, I'm mitched, Cherry. I know I've dropped
Speaker 5: the key loathes Jenny Kraigamer right hand.
Speaker 1: Him over, bitch, Oh my god, Mitch True were so
Speaker 1: sorry about the illness You're in remission, Like no, no, no, anyway,
Speaker 1: So you would.
Speaker 5: Have had them eventually though, even though they were cold.
Speaker 5: Were they any good because coalar chicken?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, w You know how KFC chicken
Speaker 1: the crumb sort of like detaches from the chicken after time,
Speaker 1: and it's sort of like in case like a kinder
Speaker 1: surprised chicken wing. Yeah, yeah, the chicken sort of like
Speaker 1: you can hear it inside. I still ate all of
Speaker 1: it and it was delicious. Color was great. I couldn't
Speaker 1: recommend it anymore.
Speaker 5: I don't know, it just sounds weird on paper.
Speaker 1: Sorry, well, I loved it anyway. Thanks KFC for the
Speaker 1: free food. Hey, you know what else came? I'm very
Speaker 1: excited for this. Yes, do you know episode two? I
Speaker 1: think it was.
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about it with episode one
Speaker 5: night you've been bringing me along this long.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Well, you ordered something online, your little tape measure,
Speaker 1: your waist tape measure.
Speaker 5: Yes, then you wanted to see if you can find
Speaker 5: something online as cheap as possible, including postage.
Speaker 1: I did, and it just has a ride.
Speaker 5: What did you get it for? Again?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a pick thirty nine cents ninety postage.
Speaker 1: I think the child died making it. But we've got it.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's the package. Hand it over. I love mail.
Speaker 1: You can't open it yet though, Okay I can't open it. No,
Speaker 1: you can just hold it. We'll do it later in
Speaker 1: the show. Hold quickly. Oh well, it looks got to.
Speaker 5: Warm me before you throw shit. I'm on coordinat Sorry,
Speaker 5: it looks a bit phallic, it does. My first my
Speaker 5: mind just went thraight to Dildo as the end as
Speaker 5: I thought.
Speaker 1: My mum when it was deliveredd called me, was like,
Speaker 1: something was delivered for you, Like, yeah, o ah good.
Speaker 1: She's like, do you want to open it? And my no,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. She why don't we open it?
Speaker 4: My god?
Speaker 1: That soon. Plus we're doing talkback teams again.
Speaker 5: Yes, this time it's the John laws Special. Everyone knows
Speaker 5: John Lawd's You might not have heard him, but I
Speaker 5: feel like everyone's heard of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're international and you might not know.
Speaker 1: He's like in the same category of Carl Sanderlan's Alan
Speaker 1: Jones shock jock like Howard through us listen.
Speaker 5: So we're going to be running through some of his
Speaker 5: most iconic blow ups as according to yours, truly brilliant.
Speaker 1: We'll do that in a bit. But I say, if
Speaker 1: you're listening to the show for the first time, maybe
Speaker 1: seven's you lucky number and a Christians love seven because.
Speaker 5: It's Seven's my favorite number?
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'll see most three and six.
Speaker 7: You know mine is seven.
Speaker 1: Well, seven is today's episode. And if you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for the first time, we start the show the
Speaker 1: same way every single week with an iGEM, and is
Speaker 1: it just me an observation that no one really needs.
Speaker 5: Going first?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Have you never been bcced on an email?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, it's just so okay, you can. I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone who uses that anymore.
Speaker 5: Well, I've never felt the need to use it. And
Speaker 5: it wasn't until last week when someone else on a
Speaker 5: thread that I was on used it. Let's call them
Speaker 5: Chris and Susan. And Susan was like, thanks for your
Speaker 5: help on this, Chris moving him into the BCCs now
Speaker 5: so that your inbox isn't flooded. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: because then I realized when I hit reply, all that
Speaker 5: means that it won't go to Chris anymore. So she's
Speaker 5: basically shunning him, like elbowing him out of the conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: For those who don't know, apparently CC on an email
Speaker 5: is when you just loop someone in, and it stands
Speaker 5: for carbon copy. BCC stands for blind carbon copy. I
Speaker 5: did know that. I knew its function. It's when you
Speaker 5: include someone on an email, but everyone else in that
Speaker 5: email doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I actually sent one this week BCC really to myself.
Speaker 5: Why did you BECC yourself? It's my secret that you
Speaker 5: were on the email? Yeah, I was sending it to
Speaker 5: my Jenna, can you find out what is the point
Speaker 5: of a BCC in an email? Because I still don't
Speaker 5: know when it's appropriate to use it?
Speaker 1: Will do I sent? My boss was like send me
Speaker 1: this audio, and I was like, great, So I sent
Speaker 1: it to him. But I'm too lazy. I don't want
Speaker 1: it to be in my scent box. I want it
Speaker 1: to be in my inbox because I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to my scent box. I want it to be
Speaker 1: in my inbox. So BCC myself say I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and then I had it in my inbox. So if
Speaker 1: I wanted to go straight to my inbox, and then.
Speaker 5: Why would you want to Why do you need to
Speaker 5: reminisce on old emails? You could just go to the
Speaker 5: scent box.
Speaker 1: I don't want to open a tab. Who's got time
Speaker 1: for tabs?
Speaker 5: I still don't know what the point is, but I'm
Speaker 5: sure that isn't the point of the BCC.
Speaker 1: What did you get it, Jenna? Yep?
Speaker 7: Found it? Okay, The worst time to use BCC is
Speaker 7: actually at work.
Speaker 5: Well, there you go, Oh, that's what I thought, because
Speaker 5: I'm like, that's so unprofessional to not let the other
Speaker 5: person know that someone's eavesdropping on the conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 5: That's like telling a blind person no, it's just stuck
Speaker 5: in the room.
Speaker 7: But the best time to use it is when you're
Speaker 7: sending something impersonal, like a change of address, to a
Speaker 7: lot of people who don't necessarily know each other.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 5: Like, if I was to say to all contacts, I'd
Speaker 5: be like, hi, everyone, my new address is xyzer, I
Speaker 5: have a new phone number whatever. I wanted to go
Speaker 5: to all my contacts, But they don't all necessarily need
Speaker 5: to be known to each other. I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 5: But even then, who cares if everyone else is in
Speaker 5: the CC?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Basically it as a rule of thumb. If the number
Speaker 7: of recipients exceeds thirty, you should start using it.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine ever needing to send an email that
Speaker 5: goes beyond thirty. Can you send me an email right now, Jenna?
Speaker 5: I want to know what it feels like to be
Speaker 5: on the receiving end of a BCC. Does it tell
Speaker 5: you that you're bcced?
Speaker 1: Doing it? Now, thank you.
Speaker 5: What is a carbon copy anyway?
Speaker 1: Well, do you know when I used to do this.
Speaker 1: I used to work at a fancy dress shop. I
Speaker 1: was there for a week and I was fired Halloween.
Speaker 1: How app you're happy? Anniverse three? I know right how
Speaker 1: we find to have because I kept putting the items
Speaker 1: back in the wrong area. It's like, why is rose
Speaker 1: from Titanic in Elizabethan? I'm just got anxious? This is
Speaker 1: this is lace goes in here like we had, you know, Fox,
Speaker 1: we had a credit card machine and you know you'd
Speaker 1: get the credit card, right, you put on the machine
Speaker 1: and then you go and it would make a carbon
Speaker 1: copy of the credit card on that reversal.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, that paper that kind of h but
Speaker 5: a blind carbon copy if you don't know it's been correct,
Speaker 5: you should be receiving it right now. I just got
Speaker 5: the email. How you read it out?
Speaker 1: Performance review in caps? Mitch Churry announcer, I'm Itch, your
Speaker 1: performance review is here. You're making you redundant. You'll be
Speaker 1: walked out in five minutes. Thanks for your time. Alright.
Speaker 5: It does not at any point say to me, oh
Speaker 5: you've been BC seed. It just shows up. It just
Speaker 5: like a normal email, so you can't see that.
Speaker 1: I'm on the chain. I can't.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, imagine all the private conversations that, for
Speaker 5: all I know, could have been sent to others. That's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Jenna, we'll just be normally BCC.
Speaker 5: You want all Jenny BTC from the show right now,
Speaker 5: Like there's a glass soundproof wall separating it. But she
Speaker 5: can chime in if she like, she can hear.
Speaker 7: A disgusting behavior right now, real life, BCC.
Speaker 1: You're listening to is it just me a podcast by
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches?
Speaker 5: A time for your gym, isn't it?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 5: Have you had an eventful week?
Speaker 1: That much has really happened?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: I had?
Speaker 1: I had what I thought was a suber duba today
Speaker 1: because it's very hot the time of recording.
Speaker 5: It's fascinating and it's actually a hydra light.
Speaker 1: Oh is that that?
Speaker 5: It's hydralight? That thing you meant to have when you're
Speaker 5: like sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you google what it's for the face?
Speaker 4: This is not God?
Speaker 5: No, God, carry on?
Speaker 1: I had, I went, I left home, had to come
Speaker 1: to work. You had a couple of meetings and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's so hot. At thirty five degrees. I want a zuba.
Speaker 1: Go to the fridge, grab what looks me the orange one.
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for an orange. Pull it out, cut
Speaker 1: the top off, and I hold it in my hand
Speaker 1: because melting it in the middle.
Speaker 5: You know, dy, you got the guice at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like eat it like your guinea pig in
Speaker 1: the feeding machine, you know, the little ball in it.
Speaker 1: So that's what I was emulating. And then as I'm driving,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, what is that metallic? The juice
Speaker 1: dries up? So take a chance? Ah swerving for driving?
Speaker 1: It was fucking hydra light.
Speaker 5: Oh that's no good.
Speaker 7: Hydra light is good for dehydration caused by fever or illness.
Speaker 5: Okay, so it tasted like like liquid urrofin.
Speaker 7: That's also ideal to travel and during pregnancy.
Speaker 5: No more lines on hydro both of those eating for two. Sorry,
Speaker 5: I'll stop. You better carry on with your Is it
Speaker 5: just me? I've done mine?
Speaker 1: Your embarrassed name? Is it just me? Has Susan's never
Speaker 1: been Susan?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Now? I know? That's exactly what I thought. Suzanne's Well,
Speaker 1: so I thought is a very popular women's clothing store.
Speaker 1: If my mum was going to Suzanne. It's because she
Speaker 1: had a wedding or a.
Speaker 5: Funeral, you know, the same or different to Susan Gray.
Speaker 5: That's what I think.
Speaker 1: Susan Gray is for the more mature women.
Speaker 5: That's my Jane.
Speaker 1: No, I would never say that about your beautiful mum.
Speaker 1: But Susan's isn't Suzanne's. The store is called Susan, Yes,
Speaker 1: but it's s u S S A N S. There's no,
Speaker 1: there's no s at the end. Google it.
Speaker 5: Can we start addressing her like she's a smart speaker? Okay, Jenna,
Speaker 5: can you look up? She speaks like one pl she does,
Speaker 5: dare you?
Speaker 1: I did some research because I was going I was
Speaker 1: at the massive shopping center here in city, in the
Speaker 1: Macquarie Center, and I was walking by. I got a
Speaker 1: bubble tea. No, that's the diarrhea. I just eat so
Speaker 1: much shit to get bubble tea. And I was chewing
Speaker 1: on a pearl and I saw Suzanne. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not it's Susan. So I googled it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that must have rebranded. It has always been Susan.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've never heard someone say off to.
Speaker 1: No, I'm off where'd you get that dress, Susan. Oh,
Speaker 1: she your neighbor. No, no, it's in the local center.
Speaker 5: That's so much less appealing as a brand, Susan.
Speaker 1: So I googled this and apparently it's called the Bernstein
Speaker 1: Bears theory. This is getting a bit deep.
Speaker 5: There's a theory. It sounded like.
Speaker 1: I just heard myself back.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, you became really insane for about five seconds.
Speaker 5: There's this theory.
Speaker 1: And I'll put it on our Twitter at a couple
Speaker 1: of inches at a couple of mitches, that we all
Speaker 1: died in twenty twelve. Yes, and now we are currently
Speaker 1: living in a multiverse or another cut of that universe
Speaker 1: we once lived in.
Speaker 5: You lost me.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the thing. In that transition, kind
Speaker 1: of like a carbon copy, certain things were changed. So
Speaker 1: when we see Susan, we go, hold on, I thought
Speaker 1: that was Susan's but it was in the last universe.
Speaker 1: Or you go the Bernstein Bears. Do you remember growing
Speaker 1: up with the Bernstein Bears. There were the little Bears.
Speaker 1: They're quite cute, the family of Bears. The logo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually called the Burned Stain Bears. But everyone's like, no, it's.
Speaker 5: All as eve.
Speaker 1: There you go. What about what about sketches? How do
Speaker 1: you spell sketches? The shoe brand?
Speaker 5: I've never even heard of it. I'll help you. There
Speaker 5: s k e c h e r S.
Speaker 1: There's a theory that it's actually spelled s k e
Speaker 1: t c h e r S with a T. That's
Speaker 1: how I remember it. What do you mean there's a
Speaker 1: theory that's what people remember it having a T.
Speaker 7: Actually I do remember it having a T, but recently
Speaker 7: I looked it up to see the real spelling, and
Speaker 7: there's no T.
Speaker 1: That's right. Apparently there's is all all the people around
Speaker 1: the world think, oh my god, sketches had a tea.
Speaker 1: It doesn't anymore.
Speaker 5: Do you think your workplace kiss? My workplace too used
Speaker 5: to be spelt correctly, And now it's been rebranded as
Speaker 5: the typo If it's ki S, that's so much cooler.
Speaker 5: And then in this weird twenty twelve shift, when did
Speaker 5: they rebrand twenty fourteen?
Speaker 1: Well, there you go, Sorry, I say it absolutely crazed?
Speaker 5: Are you saying that? In twenty twelve everyone rebranded and
Speaker 5: we didn't notice till now.
Speaker 1: I actually realized how crazy that sounds and I'm also sweating.
Speaker 1: Can you tell? Yeah? It worked up.
Speaker 5: You got to stay off Reddit made it stings out
Speaker 5: the studio every time you get this, Weddy does it
Speaker 5: just a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm a motherfucker.
Speaker 5: Oh christ, I just thought I put that in there.
Speaker 1: Five seconds. He's remembered. He remembered his own rule.
Speaker 5: Thank you, well done. It's been a point of contention
Speaker 5: on this show. If you knew here that Mitch keeps
Speaker 5: playing pieces of commercial music longer than five seconds, which
Speaker 5: podcast copyright laws do not allow. That little bit of
Speaker 5: that Kesha slur that I edited into that sweeper there
Speaker 5: did not go long on I'm a motherfucker, Come at me, poor.
Speaker 1: Thing, the legal fish not to like the new song
Speaker 1: she just released.
Speaker 5: Very good, right, it is very if only we were
Speaker 5: allowed to play it.
Speaker 1: I know we can play five seconds on the Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we're at the point of the show. Take a breath.
Speaker 1: It's been fun so fastill to come? I ordered Mitch
Speaker 1: a package in episode two.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're really dragging this out. You've dragged out since
Speaker 5: episode one.
Speaker 1: It was thirty nine cents it's about eight inches long.
Speaker 1: It's a square box I've got in my hands. Are
Speaker 1: we going to open up? The reveal wheel? Happen next?
Speaker 5: Right now, it's time for talkback tings. Talkback tings. It's
Speaker 5: where I bring the little bits of gold that I
Speaker 5: find when I'm listening to talkback radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do love it.
Speaker 5: It's a really different world to the one that you
Speaker 5: live in. The FM bubble.
Speaker 1: FM is crazy. I have so many like I've got
Speaker 1: like a really tight criteria that I have to fit into.
Speaker 5: Yes, no such criteria applies to AM radio. In fact,
Speaker 5: I don't think any criteria applied to John Laws.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you don't know him, if you're in the States,
Speaker 1: Howard Stern, I'm a radio fence. I love this. If
Speaker 1: Howard Stern Australia like a Carl sanderlans Alan Jones shock Jock.
Speaker 5: Bab even then like way older and way more withered.
Speaker 5: He literally retired with it in the year two thousand
Speaker 5: and seven, but then he was just like I'm bored,
Speaker 5: and he came back in twenty eleven higher yes, and
Speaker 5: it was like a big deal when he retired. He's
Speaker 5: now at two SM now for context, two SM is
Speaker 5: the station that aren't even in the ratings anymore because
Speaker 5: they were rating so poorly that they just decided to
Speaker 5: opt out. They're like, we don't want to know, But
Speaker 5: then who pays him? Because he's on Jenna? Can you
Speaker 5: google how much his men? Don't google that. We don't
Speaker 5: need to keep throwing to you to google shit.
Speaker 1: I just want to know how much he makes. I
Speaker 1: want how much. I just don't have to confirm the
Speaker 1: Google either of Jenner Ah.
Speaker 5: But like he very famously retired in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 5: Like I said, he's now back at two SM, the
Speaker 5: shitter station in Sydney, and they will not pay for marketing.
Speaker 5: So there are so many people that literally don't know
Speaker 5: he's back on air. It's like he's he's like a
Speaker 5: little off Broadway secret. Now he's BCC to the radio,
Speaker 5: and so every single time youtunity John Laws. By the way,
Speaker 5: my father listened to John Laws, so growing up it's
Speaker 5: all I heard. I'm very familiar with it. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: feel very nostalgic, but this is how he kicks off
Speaker 5: every single show.
Speaker 4: On the world. I'm John Laws.
Speaker 1: Sounds very old fashioned, don't or is this a married
Speaker 1: archie mad Do you know what you're at? A gouzmany
Speaker 1: games on Tuesday?
Speaker 5: So he sounds quite quaint, it's almost wholesome, but he
Speaker 5: is He is prone to losing his patience pretty quickly.
Speaker 5: He tolerates no nonsense when it comes to his callers.
Speaker 4: Take a listen to this nonetheless, be quiet, be quiet,
Speaker 4: be quiet, I will now, Susan, would you just shout
Speaker 4: up for a minute?
Speaker 5: Or this particular one, This is one of my old
Speaker 5: favorite It's one of my favorite tantrums of his.
Speaker 4: I'm second tired of having to listen to rude, arrogant,
Speaker 4: ill informed, stupid women like you.
Speaker 5: So even though he's insulting these people, he has a
Speaker 5: way of stringing together words that just sound correct together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very eloquent.
Speaker 5: He makes insults sound eloquent, which is a skill I
Speaker 5: would love to have.
Speaker 1: You're almost there.
Speaker 5: I know I'm getting there. I'll just keep insulting you
Speaker 5: as my guinea pig until I get there.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: But he has this one particular caller who was like
Speaker 5: a notorious hater of his. He calls the show regularly.
Speaker 5: His name's Norman. Norman has been calling him for years
Speaker 5: all through my teens. I heard Norman.
Speaker 1: He knows Norman.
Speaker 5: Yes, literally, like a week ago Norman called and started
Speaker 5: complaining about Kyle Sandaling, Oh guy, and they played they
Speaker 5: played the order on Kyle and Jackie O. The reason
Speaker 5: I bring that up is because how long have I
Speaker 5: been waiting to play this Norman audio and our show?
Speaker 1: Mitchell Oh, as soon as we had the idea for
Speaker 1: this show, you know this was happening.
Speaker 5: Thank you. I don't want to look like I'm copying
Speaker 5: Kyle and Jackie all right now. I was sitting at
Speaker 5: my death and they were playing Norman audio and I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm playing that on the show next week.
Speaker 1: And I wake up to a text and You're like,
Speaker 1: Kyl and Jackie are playing the Norman audio.
Speaker 5: I was like, did you bec see them on this anyway?
Speaker 1: She's a long time coming the Norman audio exactly.
Speaker 5: So here's one of my favorite Norman blow ups. And
Speaker 5: I want you to take note of just how eloquent
Speaker 5: he is, even though he's like dealing with a hay
Speaker 5: and basically getting into a beef with this guy.
Speaker 4: Take a listen, give us a call, tell us what's
Speaker 4: on your mind. One three hundred and five's Oh is
Speaker 4: it really, Norman? Is it d It's me?
Speaker 1: Don't you didn't you say that your program goes all
Speaker 1: over the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, aren't they bored about Sydney traffic?
Speaker 1: Probably you're doing the rest of the nation about Sydney traffic.
Speaker 4: But it's very important to the people in Sydney. Norman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the worst of the country couldn't give a stamp.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, Norman, Norman, Norman. There are people
Speaker 4: out there in the bush saying, oh God, listen to that.
Speaker 4: Aren't we lucky to live in the bush? We give
Speaker 4: them the opportunity to extol the virtues of their own environment.
Speaker 4: Now you're just boring and them senseless like you usually do.
Speaker 5: Extol the virtues of their own environment. Isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna, are you compling about this job? You're beach,
Speaker 1: but you just need to extol the virtues of this environment.
Speaker 5: Isn't that just like he's so eloquent?
Speaker 1: That was impressive?
Speaker 5: Right, it goes on. Okay, I want you to listen
Speaker 5: out for the rest of this Norman call. I want
Speaker 5: you to listen out to the most perfectly phrased insult
Speaker 5: you've ever heard. In your life. I'm not over hyping
Speaker 5: right now. Take a listen, Norman.
Speaker 4: I've been getting reports about you. Are you? Are you fat? Overweight?
Speaker 3: I don't answer your question, Sean.
Speaker 5: With Thatcher's funeral?
Speaker 6: Have you cleaned jaws?
Speaker 7: Have you written it all?
Speaker 1: You have?
Speaker 6: You? You know?
Speaker 3: Going into you know the funeral? Who's going to speak?
Speaker 4: No Norman Norman, Norman, Norman, Norman. You've got to remember
Speaker 4: I won't know I'm dead.
Speaker 2: Here, but oh your feet?
Speaker 3: Won't anybody lining the streets and go and cry over
Speaker 3: your death?
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, Norman Norman, why do you listen to
Speaker 4: the program? I can now the truth is coming through
Speaker 4: you secretly love me?
Speaker 8: No, I don't, John, I hate you.
Speaker 4: I hate you?
Speaker 5: You care?
Speaker 4: Norman Norman? What a what a screwed up, dreadful little
Speaker 4: grub of a human being? I think I might, I
Speaker 4: think I might even be stretching it a bit calling
Speaker 4: you a human being. But never mind, We'll give you
Speaker 4: the benefit of the doubt. Norman.
Speaker 3: Somebody retire.
Speaker 5: I just think of you.
Speaker 4: Why won't you do it? Listen, Norman Norman. When when
Speaker 4: I did retire, the it was a front page news
Speaker 4: story and the big headline was the end of an era.
Speaker 4: How do you like that? I'm not I'm not your mate.
Speaker 4: It's going to be such a joyous occasion when you die, Norman.
Speaker 4: You're forgetting on this momentous occasion. I'm going to be dead.
Speaker 6: It won't be long.
Speaker 8: It won't be long, John, everybody out there voicing and hoping.
Speaker 4: Norman, Norman, Norman, and Norman. Enough is enough? Is enough? Norman,
Speaker 4: enough is enough. You're just a nasty human being, and
Speaker 4: really you're a bit entertaining for about the first five
Speaker 4: minutes or so. After that you become well, you show
Speaker 4: your true cuvers, which aren't very pleasant, yellow in the main.
Speaker 4: I may say, but you're just a nasty human being,
Speaker 4: and I don't know how you've got anybody around you.
Speaker 4: Probably haven't got anybody around you, and that's why you
Speaker 4: have to bother me. Please don't bother to bother.
Speaker 1: How savage but graceful, Please don't bother to bother Edgar
Speaker 1: Allan Poe repeat after me.
Speaker 5: Screwed up, dreadful, little grub of a human being.
Speaker 1: Let's all say it, Jenny, you two three two one screwed, dreadful.
Speaker 5: I want that on my gravestone.
Speaker 1: That was intense, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: Just can you play that last bit again? I just
Speaker 5: want to hear that one insult.
Speaker 4: It's quite a screwed up, dreadful little grub of a
Speaker 4: human being.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel I feel a bit upset because the
Speaker 1: way he talks to his callers is he's got power.
Speaker 1: On my show at night, I did the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: I take calls constantly for three hours and my callers
Speaker 1: talk to.
Speaker 4: Me like that.
Speaker 5: It's the opposite dynamic.
Speaker 1: They're so rude to me.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call you with my phone on privates you
Speaker 5: don't know and be like, what I screwed up dreadful
Speaker 5: little grub human being?
Speaker 1: What do they say to you?
Speaker 5: It's so rude?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: I like last week I had the privilege of giving
Speaker 1: out business class fights to the UK. Yeah, yeah it
Speaker 1: thanks to Eddie.
Speaker 5: Add The reason I ask is because you've got the
Speaker 5: credit wrong. Who did you say? Again? Don't matter. I
Speaker 5: legally can't say this another airline that begins.
Speaker 1: With me, But thank you?
Speaker 5: Who should have you said?
Speaker 1: Eddie? Ad Eddie? Thanks to Edie, I got a great
Speaker 1: deal on the moment to.
Speaker 5: Me, Jenna and I flew Eddie had to London, and
Speaker 5: it was like, not because of them. It was horrible.
Speaker 5: The flight to London is just horrible in general. But
Speaker 5: I had made it as good as they could.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of god, I didn't know where that was going.
Speaker 5: Then did you keep your Eddie had I'm asked Jenner.
Speaker 1: I sure do I have.
Speaker 2: I have it at my house and we.
Speaker 5: Work breakfast radio hours. Sometimes the sun's still up with
Speaker 5: my birtht sleet, we've got to use that ship.
Speaker 1: Indeed, Eddie adds great. Anyway. They gave me business class
Speaker 1: fights to give away on the show all week. It
Speaker 1: was huge. And then this week I've gone back on
Speaker 1: air and I do my usual programming on Tuesday night.
Speaker 1: So I do a ten cent Tuesday and I don't
Speaker 1: get a budget, but there's a coin person in the office,
Speaker 1: So I take ten cents and then I flip it
Speaker 1: and people have to guess heads or tails. If they
Speaker 1: get it right, they win the money. I send them
Speaker 1: the ten cents and postage is a dollar twenty. The
Speaker 1: station's at a loss. Anyway. Some girl caught it last time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want to play ten cents Tuesday? She's like,
Speaker 1: last week didn't you give away business clients business class flights?
Speaker 1: What's this shit? I'm like, sorry, Juliet, she I don't
Speaker 1: even want to play? Give it back to me? Can
Speaker 1: we do it? Can I bring some audio next week?
Speaker 5: I don't love you got to start collecting them and
Speaker 5: then play them for It's the way that your callers
Speaker 5: treat you is the same way that John Law's treat
Speaker 5: treats his callers with absolutely no courtesy or respect.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll start collating them.
Speaker 5: He can be charming when he wants to be John Laws,
Speaker 5: but he can also tear you a new asshole, as
Speaker 5: you just heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how much is you get Paiger?
Speaker 7: Did you find out he has a net worth of
Speaker 7: twenty million?
Speaker 1: What's your net worth if you had to assume based
Speaker 1: on everything?
Speaker 5: You've got the same budget you've got for giveaways on
Speaker 5: your night show? Ten cents?
Speaker 1: I love the podcast, but what more in between episodes?
Speaker 1: Then join a group sport, you lazy third, or go
Speaker 1: borrow a library book. Meanwhile, you can the show online.
Speaker 5: That's a couple of mixtions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give us a follow up, leave us a review,
Speaker 1: don't forget five stars please. Speaking of group sports, Brad
Speaker 1: Alvia guys, just so good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course did you What did you do growing up? Well? Nothing?
Speaker 5: That therein lies the issue. While I was quite a
Speaker 5: large child.
Speaker 1: Oh you couldn't run on the grass in Bogan Gate
Speaker 1: because that was the crops. I's gonna play soccer down. No,
Speaker 1: don't run on that. That's the lively on, that's the god.
Speaker 5: Apparently I played soccer when I was five, but the
Speaker 5: coach had to politely after my mum to stop bringing
Speaker 5: me because I wasn't playing soccer. I was running around
Speaker 5: the field picking up leaves.
Speaker 1: Missus Coombs, you're gonna have to pick yourself up. He's
Speaker 1: using the ball as a disco ball hall and he's
Speaker 1: grinding on the field. The other boys are very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: It's pole dancing against the goalposts.
Speaker 3: Us.
Speaker 1: The ball isn't even a ball, it's a pumpkin that.
Speaker 1: Oh heavens above, what do we have to do now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is exciting.
Speaker 5: Yeah fine, I'm going to be finding out what you
Speaker 5: managed to buy online.
Speaker 1: Yes, I actually think Jenna, can you get me some scissors?
Speaker 1: Canl you mind bringing some scissors?
Speaker 7: I will bring in scissors.
Speaker 1: You you didn't have any scissors. This is a momentous occasion.
Speaker 5: For anyone who is not familiar with how this saga
Speaker 5: has unfolded. It's been quite the journey. Let me tell you.
Speaker 5: It all started when I mentioned in passing that I'd
Speaker 5: bought a tape measure online that was so cheap including postage,
Speaker 5: I could not believe it.
Speaker 1: Take a listen, Oh where did you get something like that?
Speaker 5: Can I tell you? I'm not even kidding, so including postage,
Speaker 5: I will tell you. This tape measure that I used
Speaker 5: off a the Express was fifty three cents.
Speaker 1: I think I could. If you wanted me to find
Speaker 1: something cheaper, you should actually do that.
Speaker 5: I want to see if you can beat fifty three
Speaker 5: cents including postage for an actual practical thing including postage.
Speaker 1: Yes, start, I'll have a next wordage.
Speaker 5: So that to state the question for me, how did
Speaker 5: anyone profit off that? Yeah, nobody, like even your ten
Speaker 5: cent Tuesday. It costs a dollar twenty to send the ten.
Speaker 1: Per cents, but it's just for content. It's fun, so
Speaker 1: we do it.
Speaker 5: But how can these people be sending me a tape measure,
Speaker 5: an actual practical item, with no postage and it only
Speaker 5: costs fifty three cents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's dying in that process, yes, exactly. And also
Speaker 1: i'll have it next week. Yeah seven.
Speaker 5: That was back in our first show. It's now show seven.
Speaker 5: But you've risen to the challenge. That's what you said
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine cents. And it's something that you already have
Speaker 1: in your bedroom. But this is a car version of
Speaker 1: that exact device that is in your bedroom. Now, I
Speaker 1: want to know what do you think it is?
Speaker 5: I literally have no idea.
Speaker 1: Give me three things that are in your bedroom that
Speaker 1: you think it is. I'm gonna make this is dramatical.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I have no clue. I was looking
Speaker 5: around my bedroom. I was like, okay, I've got rugs.
Speaker 5: Is it going to get me a car floor mat?
Speaker 1: Okay? What else?
Speaker 5: I've got?
Speaker 3: A know?
Speaker 5: A stereo? Are you going to get me a boombox
Speaker 5: to put on my passenger seat? Like it's the eighties?
Speaker 1: That's boring, you think. Jenna Jenn is in studio with us.
Speaker 5: Now, Jenna, sorry, Michael mate job Hello, there she.
Speaker 1: Is Jen Odd Jen. So, Jene, I'm gonna pass it
Speaker 1: to you. You can pass it to me.
Speaker 5: It's not past the parcel.
Speaker 1: It feels that stood up and I don't want to
Speaker 1: do the cardio. Okay, okay, So you've got the package
Speaker 1: in your hand. I do feel free to open it
Speaker 1: whenever you want. I mean, it's thirty nine sense. What
Speaker 1: the what could it be? Jenna?
Speaker 5: Where are the bloody scissors?
Speaker 1: She's eating a cookie? Take the cookie out?
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Those cookies were not for you.
Speaker 5: You didn't find Why did you come in here?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 1: So you walked in here with nothing?
Speaker 5: He said, Jenna, can you bring some scissors? And she
Speaker 5: just came in and sat down and started eating our food?
Speaker 1: Off, Jen, I look my CARKI is here. Used the key?
Speaker 5: Thank you? Can you get rid of that intense music?
Speaker 5: I'm not on Star Wars. I've never seen Star Wars.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that music fits in the bloody chase?
Speaker 5: Go fine, bloody scissors, Brad has some ask Brad the
Speaker 5: v O guy. Oh got it, it's fine, it's open.
Speaker 1: Careful bit white plume just erupted. It looks like it's
Speaker 1: s asbestos.
Speaker 5: It's baby formula.
Speaker 1: Aptomal gold plast two. This is very exciting.
Speaker 5: The Grand unboxing is happening, and unboxing is O.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Oh, for the love of God, why would someone ever
Speaker 5: need this? What it is? A car humidifier. So I'm
Speaker 5: this is with my essential oil.
Speaker 1: It's for your dough Terra oil diffuse.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Jane's going to be so proud. My
Speaker 5: mum's a dough terror. Mum, that's what I was going
Speaker 5: to say. Shall ring your mom and she should invest
Speaker 5: in this? Oh god, my god, what something you'd put
Speaker 5: It looks like a minion.
Speaker 1: Oh it does look very mean. You can I actually said,
Speaker 1: I've never seen this device.
Speaker 5: Oh really, I'm the first to touch it.
Speaker 1: So Mitch in his room the first time I went
Speaker 1: to his room, I thank you. The first time to
Speaker 1: his room, he had one of those essential oil diffuses.
Speaker 1: You put the water in, then the oil, and it's
Speaker 1: like a plume of white mist and your room smells nose.
Speaker 1: And I felt so calm, and I paid you out
Speaker 1: for a bit.
Speaker 5: I'm not look at you with your dough terror, then
Speaker 5: look at me with my anxiet hiss order it helps.
Speaker 1: And then I had a migraine. It's like, try these
Speaker 1: oils on your wrist, and it was very nice. And
Speaker 1: then I saw this and thought he would love it,
Speaker 1: so What it is is a diffuser for your car.
Speaker 1: It plugs into the the cigarette cigarette lighter and then
Speaker 1: you just go from there. Why don't we do a
Speaker 1: little should we do a little test?
Speaker 5: Do you have a cigarette lighter plug here? No?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've got one in your car?
Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: You've got my car keys? What you got down to
Speaker 1: my car downstairs in the car park?
Speaker 5: I can't believe. Do you actually want me to do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think we should, Jenna.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to ask Janna to get them. She's
Speaker 5: not gonna do it. I'll get the I'll get the
Speaker 5: portable mics. Okay, Okay, by the way, I can't believe
Speaker 5: this is only thirty nine cents. It's like that's actually functional.
Speaker 5: It's not like it's shit, flimsy plastic.
Speaker 1: It smells awful. I think I can smell the tears
Speaker 1: of the kid that died making it.
Speaker 5: Okay, I've got Jenna.
Speaker 1: You come with me.
Speaker 5: You gotta work off that cookie. I've got the two
Speaker 5: portable mics, so I'll use my own car. Okay, I'm
Speaker 5: in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: It might be easier.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to fill it with the water.
Speaker 1: Aren't I yeah, and essential oil. Do you have any
Speaker 1: with you for your rours?
Speaker 5: I don't. Oh no, I'll just use normal water. It's fine, okay,
Speaker 5: whatever with all a surprise? Hello testing, Can you hear
Speaker 5: me on the portable mic? Mitch?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I got you get out of here because you're
Speaker 1: being picked up on this too. Oh sorry, all right,
Speaker 1: he's going down to his car.
Speaker 5: Where are my keys?
Speaker 1: Get your keys?
Speaker 5: I didn't bring the instruction manu're with me? Do you
Speaker 5: think that's a problem.
Speaker 1: No, just fill it up with water and plug it in.
Speaker 1: This is nice. It's just me in this palette of cookies.
Speaker 5: I counted them before I left. Mate. Okay, so, oh
Speaker 5: god that the stream is quite ferocious on that tap.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, so are you in the kitchen of the
Speaker 1: Kiss building now?
Speaker 5: Yes, I've filled up the diffuser with water. We're leaving
Speaker 5: now it has headed downstairs. Okay, we're going down.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jenna, we're going down.
Speaker 5: Okay. So this little diffusive thing. The thing I'm worried
Speaker 5: about is that my cigarette lighter port that it plugs
Speaker 5: into is actually in one of the compartments. So if
Speaker 5: I want to bloody have the essential oils calming me
Speaker 5: while I drive, I'm gonna have to leave that thing open,
Speaker 5: which I have an arm rest, so that's already making
Speaker 5: me more panicked. All right, we're outside.
Speaker 1: What's the day like? Outside? Is an ie and hot steel.
Speaker 5: It's smoked. It's very smoky, My auntie Jeanett must be
Speaker 5: in town on the dark. It's seriously so smoky out
Speaker 5: here burning.
Speaker 1: Are you heading to your nineteen ninety nine Nissen Pulsa?
Speaker 5: I have a twenty eighteen Holden Astra. How very dare
Speaker 5: you such.
Speaker 1: A country boy? Holden?
Speaker 5: Oh god, Jenna, there's a magpie in that tree. Get
Speaker 5: very nervous.
Speaker 1: Shit, Jenna, I'm watching you, bitch.
Speaker 5: Don't even think about it. I got brutally attacked by.
Speaker 7: One at Double Zoo when I was eleven, and I'll
Speaker 7: never forget it. The zoo.
Speaker 5: Of all places, you wouldn't want animals to turn on
Speaker 5: you when you're at the.
Speaker 7: Zoo, No, especially when you're riding a bike.
Speaker 5: Oh god, everything about that is just Is that why
Speaker 5: you're the way you are now? Jenna?
Speaker 7: Yes, it honestly is. Then I have to see a psychiatrist.
Speaker 1: Okay, are we in the car yet?
Speaker 5: I'm in the car park can you just it's a
Speaker 5: wonderful afternoon. There's no need to rush.
Speaker 1: I'm in the studio alone with a pallat of cookies.
Speaker 1: Mind you, that are going down quite quick.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm at the car now. Okay, it's unlocked.
Speaker 1: Jenna.
Speaker 5: You go to the passenger side.
Speaker 1: You hold the hole and I want proof.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I startled, Jenna.
Speaker 1: That was not Jenna.
Speaker 5: Okay, here we are. We're in the vehicle. Jenna, shut
Speaker 5: the door.
Speaker 7: I'm shutting the door.
Speaker 1: You don't need to don't have to narrate it, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Okay, vehicle is on, because I'm assuming it would need
Speaker 5: to be, turning the radio off and listening to John Laws.
Speaker 5: Where's the CIGGI lighter? Okay, false alarm. The cigarette lighter
Speaker 5: is in the middle. I don't have to sacrifice my
Speaker 5: arm rist. It's all good.
Speaker 1: Shit. You have me worried, then my thirty nine cents
Speaker 1: was wasted.
Speaker 5: All right, I've inserted.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's happening? What?
Speaker 5: Oh it's got colored lights. It looks like a disco ball.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is the miss coming out of it?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's it's missing, but it's making my bloody car
Speaker 5: seed and my cup hold the damp. That's no good.
Speaker 1: No, hold on, so it's missing, is it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh, look at that.
Speaker 1: Jenna's awing like it's a baby. Koala, I want Mitch.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you know this, but I give
Speaker 5: General a lift to work every morning. I pick her
Speaker 5: up from her place and drive her to the office.
Speaker 5: We are both perpetually panicked. We should start pumping some
Speaker 5: dough terra first thing in the morning, Jenner this guy, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know what we should do. Minch. These are so cheap
Speaker 1: to produce, and they're yellow. We forgot to mention the
Speaker 1: color is yellow, which is our show? Is it just
Speaker 1: Me's colour?
Speaker 5: It looks like a minion?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should make is it just me oil diffuser
Speaker 1: for the car Merch?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we can. You could just buy a
Speaker 5: bunch of these for not much money. They're thirty nine cents,
Speaker 5: slash a sticker on, and then we charge forty dollars.
Speaker 5: That's going anyone need to pay that kind of ridiculous money?
Speaker 5: Hit us up now, Mitch. Congratulations, you've successfully risen to
Speaker 5: the challenge of finding something of finding something cheaper than
Speaker 5: fifty three cents online. But I have bad news for you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what.
Speaker 5: I'm a bit of a sore loser. And my housemate
Speaker 5: Jordan found out that you'd found something for cheaper than
Speaker 5: fifty three cents, and he's like, we can't have that.
Speaker 5: So we went on lun shopping once again. And I
Speaker 5: hate to say it, but you are not the winner
Speaker 5: in this challenge, even cheaper than thirty nine cents.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Jenny, first of all. Secondly, what you found
Speaker 1: something cheaper? How much?
Speaker 5: Eleven cents?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: You did not for eleven cents. I got one yard
Speaker 5: of ribbon.
Speaker 1: Why did you tell me you should have brought it in?
Speaker 5: It's not arrived yet. It'll probably be a week behind
Speaker 5: yours because I or a shit long after you told me.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a sore loser too, so I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: something until we get to ten cents. We'll go back
Speaker 1: and forth and all we have a one cent product.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's interesting enough. I think this ends here, Jenne,
Speaker 5: do you agree?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think we'll end it there, So we end on
Speaker 5: me being the winner. Great, that sounds like a perfect
Speaker 5: ending to this stuff.
Speaker 1: Well you're out there, I'm in the studio. I can
Speaker 1: end the show. I'm playing the show closer. I don't
Speaker 1: think you can hear it, but I'm in charge. Guys,
Speaker 1: start walking up. I'll do all the social stuff all right.
Speaker 1: Been a great show, make your way up? Is it
Speaker 1: just me on our socials?
Speaker 5: That's not in our social handle.
Speaker 1: We need hope at a couple of mitches. Please leave
Speaker 1: us a review. We want to hit one hundred or
Speaker 1: five stars. It'd be greater written reviewers. It better it
Speaker 1: keeps us on the air.
Speaker 5: Thing you No, no, don't forget me to We're not
Speaker 5: on the air. We've decided we're in the cloud because
Speaker 5: it's streaming RADI yet true.
Speaker 1: True, true. We'll be back in the cloud next Monday,
Speaker 1: my guys, next week.
Speaker 5: Much for listening, guys, is it just don't forget to
Speaker 5: subscribe and leave a review on your podcast out We
Speaker 5: be doing a to debriefs ill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what to say. Okay, tell me if
Speaker 1: I get this right. Hi, welcome to add brief. This
Speaker 1: is the secret part of the show.
Speaker 5: You'll hear me, right. I don't need you know, but
Speaker 5: I'm trying to take the lead.
Speaker 1: This is a part of the show, no holds barred.
Speaker 1: We can do whatever we like. I'm eating another cookie, the.
Speaker 5: Secret segment that we hope people are dumb enough to
Speaker 5: not hear. Because we do the big wrap up, everyone
Speaker 5: thinks the show's over, and then we just stick around
Speaker 5: for a little bit and keep talking shit. Absolutely nothing planned,
Speaker 5: and it gets really messy and not even that entertaining.
Speaker 5: So I would suggest you stop listening now.
Speaker 1: It's not exactly true, because this is the part of
Speaker 1: the segment. I got to press the button.
Speaker 5: Hold on.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we're in the elevator, just planning everyone.
Speaker 1: No, there we go. I've activated live streaming, a live tweeting. Sorry, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 5: There's Halloween decorations left over in the elevator at work,
Speaker 5: and one of them just frightened our poor Jenna.
Speaker 1: Of course, just leave her behind for christ sake. What
Speaker 1: is happening?
Speaker 5: I told you Halloween decorations anyway, it's kind of unhinged ship.
Speaker 1: By Oh, we got our first live Oh. Someone is
Speaker 1: requesting sound effects that I can do now. If you
Speaker 1: want to get a sound effect requested, tweet us. I'll
Speaker 1: leave us the review and leave your sound effect and
Speaker 1: I'll get it on the wall, get it on the
Speaker 1: air for you, get it on the cloud for you. God,
Speaker 1: it's going to take a while to get used to Shelby.
Speaker 1: Shattinger says, she wants waves love, Shelby waves, waves, waves. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're in the studio. Hold on here, Ad, just in
Speaker 1: time for this. Shelby's ausd for waves sound effects.
Speaker 5: Oh is that her request?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But I didn't like that, so I thought you were
Speaker 5: better than that. You why are you encouraging him?
Speaker 1: Well, Shelby, I got you some options. I'll just paint
Speaker 1: the paint the picture, because you can't just play a
Speaker 1: sad effect. You need you need backstory. So Jenna and
Speaker 1: I were talking on heir and she told me about
Speaker 1: a story about how she Alma's drowned at the age
Speaker 1: of three.
Speaker 5: She was at the beach, beach that was actually a pool.
Speaker 1: There were gulls, there were jelly bubbers, there were blue bottles.
Speaker 1: Jenna's swimming with an identical twin brother, Gareth. Now I
Speaker 1: know what you're thinking. Can you have identical boys and girls? Yes?
Speaker 5: I don't think you can.
Speaker 1: No, But Jenna, Jenna is the abnormality. Jenna's brother Gareth
Speaker 1: has mousey brown hair, very long, similar to Jenny's, and
Speaker 1: he's swimming and all of a sudden, Jenna je.
Speaker 5: Garreth, are you drowning? No, I'm just going down on
Speaker 5: a woman.
Speaker 1: And then as Gareth is swimming drowning, Jenna runs in
Speaker 1: Baywatch style, grabs Gareth by his ponytail, pulls him out
Speaker 1: of the water, starts giving him CP. Yeah. He burps
Speaker 1: out the water and Gareth lives there and go, what
Speaker 1: the hell? That's the story, beautiful, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Gareth is alive to this day.
Speaker 5: Oh this sound effect thing, I hate that our listeners
Speaker 5: have gotten amongst it. When I say that this is unplanned,
Speaker 5: I mean this is seriously unplanned, Like you just started
Speaker 5: playing sound effects one day and now it's the thing,
Speaker 5: and I ate it.
Speaker 1: But I do it on my night show. Okis so fair?
Speaker 1: And you get mad at me because because I play
Speaker 1: the same sound effects, so i've every week I will,
Speaker 1: you know, change up. Okay, we've got a guest today though.
Speaker 1: This Melbourne grandmother was some baking in a g string
Speaker 1: in her own backyard when she was videoed by a drone.
Speaker 1: A photograph from the vision ended up on a real
Speaker 1: estate billboard. Sure did you join us now?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Barbara?
Speaker 5: Such an idiot? That was hey by the way. Look
Speaker 5: at how much water is not left on this.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this. Can I have it?
Speaker 5: Don't spill it on you're here so you're.
Speaker 1: Right at Totle Greth the camera. It does look a
Speaker 1: lot like a minute.
Speaker 5: It's not filming. I turned the cameras office in. If
Speaker 5: we get to aid it e because it's your secret segment,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to post this in mind.
Speaker 1: What it looks like is it's a normal car.
Speaker 5: If you go on the socials, I might you know
Speaker 5: what tomorrow morning, Jenna, remind me when I pick you
Speaker 5: up to come to work, we'll film a little VOD
Speaker 5: with it in the action.
Speaker 1: Please do Also, I want to use it. You can
Speaker 1: use it for a week, but I don't have to
Speaker 1: try it because I've got to know.
Speaker 5: That was part of the deal.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, it's it's quite erect. So oh
Speaker 1: does it come out of here?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 1: So are going like that? Oh yeah that works for me.
Speaker 5: But mine goes in yahweh like vertical. That's why it
Speaker 5: sprays it all over my seat.
Speaker 1: Ah no, oh, I get it. Yours is like so
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a pipe goes upwards, but you
Speaker 1: also be vertical. It'll work in my cup perfectly in
Speaker 1: my Mercedes bands. Oh, anyway, Jenna's just sent me to
Speaker 1: she said, Gareth's past. Sorry about that aground again. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe it the next week. But Jenna's on holidays
Speaker 1: didn't save him.
Speaker 5: That's pretty rude, Jenna.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
Speaker 1: Why where were you on holidays? Oh, you're at that
Speaker 1: You're at Disneyland. The Star Wars part, the new one
Speaker 1: that I opened.
Speaker 5: My biggest challenge in this bonus segment is going to
Speaker 5: be trying to move the conversation along. So he stops
Speaker 5: doing that because I feel like it's just it's funny
Speaker 5: for a little bit, but oh then you start to
Speaker 5: show your true colors yellow in the main.
Speaker 1: That was so funny.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's just hilarious to listen to. But also he
Speaker 5: said some He's said plenty of things over the years
Speaker 5: that I've done the whole Oh, I'm I'm outrage. I'm
Speaker 5: never listening to John Laws again. But then I always do.
Speaker 5: I understand the whole shock jock effect now just because
Speaker 5: of Alan Alan John Laws. One time he said he
Speaker 5: was reading from like some newspaper something. Oh, the Hate
Speaker 5: Jesse exams finished tomorrow. Today's the second last day that
Speaker 5: the new South Wales High School students will sit there HSC.
Speaker 5: Today they have the Hospitality and Drama exam, and then
Speaker 5: he went on this massive rand about how oh kids
Speaker 5: shouldn't be doing drama and hospitality in school. That's what
Speaker 5: you do for tertiary. You should do all your base
Speaker 5: level subjects like your English and your maths and your
Speaker 5: history and your science all through high school, and then
Speaker 5: when you get to UNI, that's when you start going
Speaker 5: into your niches like drama and hospitality. And I was like,
Speaker 5: get fucked. There's no way I'm doing math any longer
Speaker 5: than I need to.
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing that got me through high school
Speaker 1: was drama. Yeah, God, on top of the state, we're
Speaker 1: so queer.
Speaker 5: I know, did you do drama dinner?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was in home way So that you'll tell me.
Speaker 1: The two of you have been on TV and I haven't.
Speaker 5: Why haven't you ten as well? You know, if you're
Speaker 5: gonna be in the studio and broadcasting, you can't be
Speaker 5: shoving your mouth.
Speaker 1: Full of that.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: We're on the cloud here, Yeah, exactly, we're on cloud
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: We are we're on Claud we'ren't Claud night.
Speaker 5: Let's not even say that. We'll just say cloud. Instead
Speaker 5: of on air would say where air is, we say cloud?
Speaker 5: So on Cloud.
Speaker 1: I have to get a sound effect for that. Here
Speaker 1: we go, get some thunder Just do your three. That
Speaker 1: was the song thunder By imagined.
Speaker 5: So I can't believe you got swooped by a magpie
Speaker 5: at Dubbo Zoo. How upsetting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of struggled to hear that. Talkers with
Speaker 1: that story.
Speaker 5: Okay, can you turn her up? She's very quiet, Jenna.
Speaker 2: The year was two thousand and three.
Speaker 5: I was ten years old. She was in the prime
Speaker 5: of her life. Really, Saddle Club was still on air.
Speaker 5: We're in season three of McLeod's Daughters. Claire hadn't died yet.
Speaker 1: I can actually all was well, I can set the seat,
Speaker 1: walk into double zoo.
Speaker 5: And that is her mum being like Jet put Sun's
Speaker 5: green on.
Speaker 1: You hit the semiches after mid day. Not at nine, Jenna,
Speaker 1: not at.
Speaker 5: Nine, if only Gareth, Why would you play that sound Gareth?
Speaker 1: Because he's died.
Speaker 5: You don't play a ding sound effect and aliluja music
Speaker 5: when someone dies. Okay, you could mind a better Aliliu
Speaker 5: chorus than that. No, I'm not encouraging to Jenna. Carry on.
Speaker 1: So Jenna walks to doubbo Zoo and she's opening the
Speaker 1: chips already.
Speaker 5: Jet out stop with the sound effects for after we
Speaker 5: go on the zip last stop with the sound effects.
Speaker 8: I arrived at two with my family and we decided
Speaker 8: to bike ride around the park and it was three
Speaker 8: quarters around when a magpies decided to swoop down on me.
Speaker 2: Nobody else, just me. I was still riding my back bike.
Speaker 2: I didn't fall.
Speaker 5: Oh well, then why is the traumatic if you didn't fall.
Speaker 2: Because it was on my head.
Speaker 1: They come from like two minutes.
Speaker 2: Everybody was laughing and apparently the rangers could hear me
Speaker 2: on the other side of the park, which is kilometers away.
Speaker 5: Here we are. We literally can't turn your mic up
Speaker 5: any louder and I still have to manually boost you
Speaker 5: in post. But the rangers could hear you from a kilometer.
Speaker 5: You should have heard my scrap do an impression? Really, yes,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Bradley just looked he could hear the
Speaker 5: soundproof blast. You just look, It's like, what's going on
Speaker 5: in more?
Speaker 4: The thing?
Speaker 1: Is it actually happened when she was a kid, and
Speaker 1: I have the exclusive audio.
Speaker 5: I said, start with the sounds, please time at a
Speaker 5: late you derailed the conversation, Tue Tsure. Anyway, what's happening, guys?
Speaker 5: See you derailed it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, John laws Has, I think we're
Speaker 1: talking about my show next week. I just love to
Speaker 1: get the promo. But I have a wall. It's like
Speaker 1: a sound effect thing, which I do for this show.
Speaker 1: But I've got my own for my night show. It's
Speaker 1: more serious and I have a whole bunch of calls
Speaker 1: that I can use generically. So last night, Seawan Mendes
Speaker 1: was in Melbourne and I went, oh, Gabby, you were there?
Speaker 9: How was he played this piano, sang some songs, so beautiful?
Speaker 1: Wow. A month later, Oh my god, So you were
Speaker 1: at the Elton John concert in Wollongong. How was he?
Speaker 9: He played his piano, sang some songs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so beautiful and it's so versatile. Hi, Julietta. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're at the Pope's funeral. Oh my god? And the
Speaker 1: cardinal was there? What happened?
Speaker 9: Sang some songs? It's so beautiful.
Speaker 5: Next time you're listening to the radio, here's a tip
Speaker 5: from us to you listen for specifics, because if they
Speaker 5: don't go into them, it's probably a generic ship call
Speaker 5: from eight deer, and we get very.
Speaker 1: Very good at it. I'm sure you played in my
Speaker 1: blood Ride.
Speaker 9: Yeah, a couple of times.
Speaker 1: A couple of times. That's note.
Speaker 5: Did you have a massive orgy in front of your
Speaker 5: parents at Christmas?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: A couple of times that.
Speaker 1: What about I heard you beheaded your boyfriend. How was that?
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're so amazing. Here was incredible.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. You didn't put up a fight
Speaker 1: or anything.
Speaker 5: Have you got any others?
Speaker 4: Um?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a couple.
Speaker 5: I don't want to ruin my Is that what being
Speaker 5: a radio jock is, by the way you isolate everyone
Speaker 5: sentence by sentence, because that would be so tedious.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is just what I do as
Speaker 1: a backup for an emergency.
Speaker 5: What's an emergency?
Speaker 1: When I go live the call drops out? So I
Speaker 1: got a live caller, Hey Julie, how was it? And
Speaker 1: then she goes, oh god, I make a bit o. God,
Speaker 1: Julie told you to speaking. She's probably on that vintage
Speaker 1: Sony ericson. Oh she's back, talk to me. How was
Speaker 1: the concert? Alls like painted picture, as if I was there.
Speaker 5: Songs played a bit of piano, save what's that sentence?
Speaker 1: He sang? Songs played some piano. This one's called gibberish
Speaker 1: because still to this day, I don't know what it means.
Speaker 9: We were just going to say what song we wanted?
Speaker 5: She just said we were listening to say what Shawn
Speaker 5: mended song we wanted?
Speaker 1: Oh, I little have written gibberish because I couldn't understand them.
Speaker 5: I'm playing again. We were just going to say, we
Speaker 5: were just ringing to say what shaw mended song we wanted.
Speaker 5: Because you lie to your audience and say lines are
Speaker 5: always open, make a request, are always open, they are not.
Speaker 2: I made a request.
Speaker 5: It was not. I'm not kidding. I have called thirteen
Speaker 5: one oh six five between the hours of nine and midnight,
Speaker 5: because maybe I've been driving home with friends and been like, oh,
Speaker 5: Mitch is on, let's give him a call. I don't
Speaker 5: think I've ever answered me in the whole time you've
Speaker 5: been doing this show.
Speaker 1: It's been a year, right, yeah, because your number comes
Speaker 1: up and I don't want to.
Speaker 5: Talk to you. No, but my my numbers under an alias.
Speaker 5: It's like Jenny from Liverpool or something, and so you
Speaker 5: I know that means.
Speaker 1: It's you though you regnore me. Maybe ring I've set it.
Speaker 7: Up to go.
Speaker 1: It's ringing again.
Speaker 5: I challenge anyone in Sydney to call thirty one or
Speaker 5: six five next week, and people in Melbourne and see
Speaker 5: if Mitch actually answers between nine and midnight.
Speaker 1: We'll all next week we're giving away soda streams.
Speaker 5: Great anyway, I'm done with the sound effects. So they're
Speaker 5: pissing me off. Officially, she get swap seats again.
Speaker 1: That wasn't me. That was someone in the building. That's
Speaker 1: not a sound effect. It's not me. That's not me,
Speaker 1: that's someone who works in it.
Speaker 5: All right with this show was dragged and we should
Speaker 5: go this isn't me.
Speaker 1: Guys, they're not effects.
Speaker 7: I'm not sorry.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, they've got.
Speaker 1: Cars on the fuck you were so high up in
Speaker 1: the sky.
Speaker 5: All right, guys, thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 1: I have a story that I want to talk about.
Speaker 5: Well then, why are you wasting value? True?
Speaker 1: We got a DM to the is it just me Instagram?
Speaker 1: It's at a couple of mitches and it was Hayden cousins.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. Marissa from Woolengong shout out Marissa d m
Speaker 1: us and said, I'm listening to six last episode, and
Speaker 1: I will say rooster rolls are made daily, but you're
Speaker 1: probably eating one that is one to two days old,
Speaker 1: that's probably been refrigerated, and that's why it's moist. I
Speaker 1: used to work for a Red Rooster because you had
Speaker 1: a query. You're like, why is this role moist? Why
Speaker 1: is it wet?
Speaker 5: Why that soggy? And yet I love it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they do. They must make them and sell.
Speaker 1: The ones they sell on the day, and the ones
Speaker 1: that don't sell they chuck in the fridge and resell
Speaker 1: tomorrow and eat.
Speaker 5: I love that. Oh I don't as if you haven't
Speaker 5: eaten food that's a couple of days old reheating food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a U Foods last night that was
Speaker 1: probably three days out of date. And the bubble, you
Speaker 1: know how it's like sealed vacuum, seem.
Speaker 5: It starts to expand.
Speaker 1: It was bubbled. There's a because you know your stab
Speaker 1: it with a knife to put in the microwave. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I probably shouldn't, probably shouldn'tat this, but
Speaker 1: I did it. Was great.
Speaker 2: I've done that before.
Speaker 5: Why are you on the U foods. You're trying to
Speaker 5: drop some kg's.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to save some money.
Speaker 5: They're not even that cheap when you think of the portion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll be like I'm Swedish, I'll be lildering.
Speaker 1: I'll be ordering Uber eats every night at night here
Speaker 1: at Kiss and it is three five bucks a night.
Speaker 5: You've got the cash, you're fire.
Speaker 1: I'd have the cash. That works out to be like
Speaker 1: almost one hundred and fifty bucks a week.
Speaker 5: I can't afford it, Jenna, he can so afford it.
Speaker 5: It doesn't pay rent.
Speaker 2: It's not true we bought a new car.
Speaker 1: I did buy a new car because my other car
Speaker 1: blew up in the Sydney Harbor Bridge Tunnel. A lot
Speaker 1: of money that one. I'd buy that car outright. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've got a contact.
Speaker 5: Hey, Jenna, Mitch and I we're talking about something. We're
Speaker 5: still undecided whether we should do it or not. Possibly
Speaker 5: for an add reef. It's like the X rated version
Speaker 5: version of is it just me? Yeah, like sex talk
Speaker 5: and stuff like that. I still don't think we should
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Jenna?
Speaker 5: Because once you've heard graphic details about what someone gets
Speaker 5: up to, which, by the way, we talk about anyway.
Speaker 5: That's why we brought up the idea because we're having
Speaker 5: a very graphic conversation and you were like, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that would be a good story for on air if
Speaker 5: it wasn't filthy and like deeply personal the cloud, Oh
Speaker 5: sorry for on cloud. And you're like, oh, we could
Speaker 5: do an X rated Is it just me at the
Speaker 5: end where we talk about all these things, And I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't think I can, because once you've heard those stories,
Speaker 5: you can't unsee it in your mind.
Speaker 1: I think it could be fun. We could get Brad
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is it Jenna's magpie scream?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Jenna? What do you say?
Speaker 5: You know, let me tell you she'd have something to
Speaker 5: add to that story or what happens on Coney's days
Speaker 5: on Contech? Is that right, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Unacceptably sorry, disgusting, Just give you Francy.
Speaker 1: Yes or no.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of the idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine, We'll so so far to two against one.
Speaker 5: Let's put out. I haven't decided I don't think I
Speaker 5: want to do it.
Speaker 1: Well, let's ask the guys listening if you made it
Speaker 1: this far, send us a DM a couple of inches,
Speaker 1: or just tweet us, or you've got our own personals.
Speaker 1: Let us know if you want an X rated and
Speaker 1: what you'd like to hear.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, go into specifics, because I
Speaker 5: don't want to start talking aimlessly about filthy shit if
Speaker 5: it's not interesting.
Speaker 1: One wants to hear a Q and A and X.
Speaker 5: Rated Q and a ah. So I'm not doing anything
Speaker 5: that exciting, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Well, that's all sort of stock standing.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you Jenna got absolutely ravished.
Speaker 2: Please, let's move on.
Speaker 1: What happened on the on the bus? No, okay, let's
Speaker 1: not put that on Jenna. Yeah, she wants to talk
Speaker 1: about that. Then she can talk about that on the
Speaker 1: X Rated show. I'm actually already worked out as.
Speaker 5: Something we can Can you look up child warning? I
Speaker 5: think the Edge have one here.
Speaker 1: It is ready so.
Speaker 4: Wawning.
Speaker 6: This discussion is not suitable for children.
Speaker 1: Nice, your small children can hear this.
Speaker 4: Now, move your small children to a panic room or
Speaker 4: secure location where there is no radio, where there is
Speaker 4: no cloud.
Speaker 1: Can we quickly do something before we go. Can we
Speaker 1: ring your mum? I just want to see if she'd
Speaker 1: be interested in the di terra. I think I just
Speaker 1: want to really quickly ring Jane Coombs because she got
Speaker 1: you onto the essential oils. We'll end the show on it.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I really wish you'd done this earlier, because
Speaker 5: we've already gone on way too long.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 5: I want every show we do to be under an
Speaker 5: hour last week, within an hour and three minutes.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 5: We've already we're already failing threes.
Speaker 1: Make lucky number? What's a number? We'll cut it out.
Speaker 5: I'll come dial it. Because when you say we'll cut
Speaker 5: it out, you mean i'll cut it out.
Speaker 1: It's not wrong. Mich names are calmed down. That was
Speaker 1: from Judy Underscore Dench. Oh my god, how sweet morning? Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 5: Hello, Oh hi, I in How are you good? It's
Speaker 5: your middle child?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I guess that good. Mommy's not well?
Speaker 5: Oh isn't she?
Speaker 3: No, she's been in Perks today helping run their course.
Speaker 3: If she had to teach old people how to use pewters,
Speaker 3: and she's come home and she's crop. I hope she's
Speaker 3: got food poisoning.
Speaker 5: But why do you hope she's got food poisoning so that.
Speaker 3: There's not something she can pass on to me?
Speaker 5: Oh right, yeah, food poisoning's no good. I've had that.
Speaker 5: M Anyway, I'm actually I'm recording my podcast at the moment,
Speaker 5: and for some reason, Mitch wanted to harass Jane. But
Speaker 5: she's ill, so it won't be happeningt.
Speaker 1: Hello, Ian, it's the other Mitch. How are you mate?
Speaker 1: I'm good. I have to say I look forward to
Speaker 1: meeting you one day.
Speaker 3: Excellent, we'll do that.
Speaker 1: I'd love to I'd love to come up to bog
Speaker 1: and Gate.
Speaker 3: Well you're welcome here.
Speaker 1: Yes, Jenna's also here.
Speaker 3: I'll meet you before Jenna.
Speaker 1: Hell, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Hell are you very well? Thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll tell Jane that we send out, Well we should.
Speaker 1: We just had a product that we think she'd like.
Speaker 1: We can get her on the show. We'll get her
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 5: Actually this could heal her. Maybe we should. Is she
Speaker 5: Is she in the place to speak?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so, I'll because I was just ubly
Speaker 3: talking to her. All right, she's able on a minute.
Speaker 3: I'm nearly there.
Speaker 1: Loving to meet you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Likewise, Mitch and to catch up again, Jenna.
Speaker 9: You too.
Speaker 5: So Jane teaches these iPad courses because in the drought
Speaker 5: it's isolating and they want to teach all the technology
Speaker 5: trds how to use iPad so they can keep in
Speaker 5: touch with their loved ones in the drought when.
Speaker 1: That is beautiful.
Speaker 5: Jane doesn't know how to She goes, Hi, Jane, It's Mitch,
Speaker 5: Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 6: Hi, Mitch, Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a sitcom from the eighties, doesn't it. They've
Speaker 1: got canceled because two of them were gay. Could you
Speaker 1: imagine getting them off the air.
Speaker 6: With start throwing up? I'm happy to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 6: I'm not really feel really ill?
Speaker 5: Dear?
Speaker 4: Oh dear?
Speaker 5: Did you have two day old red rooster.
Speaker 6: Hit me with?
Speaker 1: It's just something that I thought you'd like. Mitch bought
Speaker 1: something in a word, and she's my mother. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to talk to her.
Speaker 5: You tell the story well, since you're ill. It's kind
Speaker 5: of apt that this has happened, Jane, because Mitch's just
Speaker 5: purchased a gift for me that I apparently have to
Speaker 5: give back. No worries that I think you would absolutely adore.
Speaker 5: So you knoww you introduced me to the dough terrors,
Speaker 5: your bloody essential oil scheme. Yeah, he's given me one
Speaker 5: that goes in the car. You plug it into the
Speaker 5: city lighter and it makes a little miss in the car.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 5: It's not do Terra brand. I'm so sorry you'd have
Speaker 5: to ruin your loyalty there.
Speaker 1: It's non name brand. It's like an eBay thing.
Speaker 6: Oh really, well, what oil forgot in it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't have any oil because he didn't warn me.
Speaker 5: But guess how much it costs. I think you could
Speaker 5: afford it even in the drout.
Speaker 6: How much?
Speaker 5: Thirty nine cents? No postage?
Speaker 6: You're kidding me?
Speaker 5: I never kid Jane.
Speaker 1: And it's bright yellow.
Speaker 8: Jane.
Speaker 6: You can put my oils into it and have it
Speaker 6: in the car.
Speaker 5: Yes, And I know what you're like as a driver,
Speaker 5: very tense. So you could do with that.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, I could top it up with dunce
Speaker 6: and calm.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think we do? Do you say, hemp?
Speaker 5: I'm not even kidding. She goes. She goes to sleep
Speaker 5: with marijuana oil in the room, and she puts the
Speaker 5: drop of it under her tongue and She's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I've never had. It was the most relaxing sleep I've
Speaker 5: ever had in my life. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: because you greened out.
Speaker 1: I want some jans. Can you please send someone? Want
Speaker 1: to try? I get awful migraines, genuine Yeah. I've got
Speaker 1: a brain condition which I won't go into.
Speaker 5: Because Ciari malformation.
Speaker 1: You can google it's called Kiari malformation. That's nice that
Speaker 1: you remember. My boyfriend doesn't remember, and my brain's herniating
Speaker 1: through the spinal cord so it gets crushed. I get awful,
Speaker 1: awful migraines, So I'd be down to try anything.
Speaker 6: I'm going to look into that.
Speaker 1: For ye, thank you. I absolutely love that.
Speaker 6: And I don't know why I'm lying here trying not
Speaker 6: to throw it when I can go and get one
Speaker 6: of my oils and put it on my stomach to
Speaker 6: get the naise on.
Speaker 1: You should. But my point is, Mitch, we don't need this.
Speaker 1: I don't need it. You don't need it, Jenna doesn't
Speaker 1: need it. Why don't we send it to your mom?
Speaker 5: What do you mean I don't need it. I haven't
Speaker 5: tried it yet. I could need it.
Speaker 1: You try it for a week.
Speaker 6: I got oils he could put.
Speaker 5: In it exactly, Jane, gave me my own bloody kit.
Speaker 1: Why don't we try it for a bit, then we
Speaker 1: send it to your mum and get her to review it.
Speaker 5: Or how about it won't break the bank to buy
Speaker 5: a second one?
Speaker 1: I ghetto one Jane. It took six weeks to get
Speaker 1: here from Abu Dhabi.
Speaker 6: Oh really, yeah, I'm excited. I think I can wait
Speaker 6: that long.
Speaker 1: It looks like a little minion. Well, Mitch, you'll send
Speaker 1: you a photo. It's very cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I like one of those because then I
Speaker 6: look some one long trips and that I can oil
Speaker 6: all the way there.
Speaker 5: Wond if it'll s them up the windscreen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like a sauna. It'd be quite romantic, a
Speaker 1: bit of Titanic action hand on the window.
Speaker 6: Jane, Yeah, exactly. Anyway, Mitch put some balance in it.
Speaker 5: Okay, well sounds get that into your your emotion.
Speaker 1: You go rest up. Put a hot wheat bag on
Speaker 1: your tummy.
Speaker 6: No, I've got oil for that, all right?
Speaker 1: Sorry? What oils for your tummy.
Speaker 6: Digestion?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Yep. Meant to stop the nause here and helped Nicole
Speaker 6: when she had really bad reflex with pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Well, I'm not pregnant, but I
Speaker 1: get reflexed, So send that with the brain one too.
Speaker 6: Bet a feeling that it might. I've got past tense
Speaker 6: for headaches.
Speaker 1: Okay, Guarni, this is some Harry Potter stuff.
Speaker 6: Mitchell, can you message send a messenger of the name
Speaker 6: of his conditioned because I won't remember.
Speaker 5: Sure, Jane, I can look into its very nice. How
Speaker 5: do you spell it? F U c K E D
Speaker 5: I N T A g ah g A.
Speaker 1: D funny, very funny.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, we'll definitely do some.
Speaker 1: Jane. All right, you go get some rest. We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna end the show. I love her to talk
Speaker 1: to you. I hope you feel better soon.
Speaker 6: Thanks, guys, love you all.
Speaker 5: Thanks Jane. Feel better there, don Jane.
Speaker 1: Hi, God, she's absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 5: She's ill and now you've got to googling your brain condition.
Speaker 1: It'll take her mind off the nausea. What was she
Speaker 1: putting on a stomach?
Speaker 5: I don't know. She's literally got an oil for everything.
Speaker 5: She's insane.
Speaker 1: That's so beautiful. All right, well, let's let's wrap up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna review this. It'll be on the socials if
Speaker 1: you want to see what the.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the few they're in action. Nice, Janna, you'll have
Speaker 5: to film because they'll be driving.
Speaker 1: Okay, what a week it's been. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: Please leave us a review. Sorry, God, you're coughing.
Speaker 5: I was looking that whole time that I was on
Speaker 5: the phone to Jane. Where is Why is there no
Speaker 5: cough mute button on my side?
Speaker 1: We don't have anymore? Got rid of it?
Speaker 5: What do you have one?
Speaker 1: Pattern?
Speaker 4: Do you have one?
Speaker 7: I can just go.
Speaker 1: You tell me when you want to cough. We'll practice, ready, mate,
Speaker 1: talking to it. Yes, now go to cough and you
Speaker 1: tell me signal ready.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I'm going to show you how a cough.
Speaker 5: I like the luxury of having my own cough mute.
Speaker 1: I'm going going to cougher.
Speaker 5: Why are you need to show me? I understand the
Speaker 5: concept cough.
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 5: What about my face? Says that I don't comprehend what
Speaker 5: a cop meat button does.
Speaker 1: This is when we start to fight, when we go
Speaker 1: on for too long.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to end it. We were about to wrap and
Speaker 5: then you call my fucking ill mother.
Speaker 1: Jane said, I love the chat. Thank you for calling me,
Speaker 1: even though.
Speaker 5: I sa she's ringing back.
Speaker 1: No, I keep talking to me. Oh that's your dad
Speaker 1: and that's a dog terror official. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: everyone's ringing the whole two people that live in Bergin game.
Speaker 1: It's been an absolute pleasure. One of the best shows
Speaker 1: I've ever done.
Speaker 2: I agree with you there.
Speaker 1: Thanks Jenna.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week, Mitch, anything else to say, No.
Speaker 5: I don't think we've said way too much.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see them.
Speaker 5: Say goodbye, farewell everyone, Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: Next week.
Speaker 5: It's been a pleasure.
Speaker 1: Hold on you end it on this way. Then on
Speaker 1: three everyone say bye, one, two, three, bye.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What a screwed up and dreadful little grub is it?
Speaker 1: Just don't forget to subscribe and leave any of you
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Speaker 4: Mm hm