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Speaker 1: Robert Ellen and Julian.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity Get Me Out of Your premiere Sunday, the twenty

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Speaker 2: fourth March, Channel ten and ten play doesn't it?

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Speaker 3: Are we not?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: Or I can't believe there's many years since I was

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Speaker 5: in the jungle. That is totally nuts.

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Speaker 6: Is it a decision now in hindsight that was great

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Speaker 6: or one that you think put aside?

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Speaker 4: Sit that I reckon? There were moments that when I

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Speaker 4: was in there, I was like, what what? This was

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Speaker 4: a bad decision.

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Speaker 5: This is really really hard because it is It's a

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Speaker 5: really difficult experience, am I.

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Speaker 4: But now I've been out of it.

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Speaker 5: I grew a lot, got a lot of great friends

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Speaker 5: from it, so I loved the experience.

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Speaker 4: Now that I'm out of the jungle, can.

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Speaker 7: You give me some tips because I'm about to go in.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I don't have to eat the stuff you did,

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Speaker 7: which is good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well can we talk about actually the

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Speaker 5: eating thing, because I last year I.

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Speaker 4: Ate zebra testicles. Weirdly, I enjoyed it, but a.

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Speaker 6: Good testicles.

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Speaker 4: Taste. This tastes like a bit of steak. I'm serious.

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Speaker 4: This is pointless for.

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Speaker 6: Me and this boar absolutely pointless. I've been saying for years,

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Speaker 6: no one's listened. I get on national television and c

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Speaker 6: and everyone's like.

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Speaker 1: Join the show.

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Speaker 5: Since you've joined the show, you've said no animals involved

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Speaker 5: in the attack of trials and eating the animal products.

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Speaker 7: We still have the cows bag.

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Speaker 6: Yep, we still have that cows bag or a cows item.

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Speaker 7: You can have whatever you want from the from the

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Speaker 7: cow or from the fish, from the chicken, because.

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Speaker 1: It's a sustainably farmed animals.

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Speaker 8: Right.

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Speaker 7: The one thing I wanted to do was make sure

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Speaker 7: we're not doing the wild animal I don't want to

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Speaker 7: come over sell clebrate the African wildlife that I helped

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Speaker 7: to protect. You know, my family and our charity that

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Speaker 7: my dad started, we work on protecting the African wildlife

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Speaker 7: in the area very close to where that's filmed. So

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Speaker 7: you know what, let's rather than rather than eating them,

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Speaker 7: we'll just celebrate the living ones and we can we

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Speaker 7: can eat other horrific, horrific stuff. But the African native

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Speaker 7: wildlife was straight away from and the amazing thing was

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Speaker 7: there was no contention there. There was no argument like

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Speaker 7: Channel ten. Instantly we were like, oh yeah, of course,

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Speaker 7: we don't need to do that no worries at all.

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Speaker 7: There's plenty of stuff we can still eat.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they'll be to be able to find

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Speaker 2: a number of things which are discussing to eat.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they found some somehow stuff even worse.

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Speaker 2: Really, Wow, Robbie, I'm fruscated because obviously I saw your

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Speaker 2: dad talk a lot about wildlife growing up, and just

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Speaker 2: now I almost felt like just then when you were saying, like,

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Speaker 2: you know, the stuff I go to protect, you see

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Speaker 2: his hands going and everything like that is so similars

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Speaker 2: you still feel really passionate about that.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, this is this what you live and breathe, right, mate, too, right?

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Speaker 7: I mean, like I think so much of who I

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Speaker 7: am is built in I think it's factory settings. I

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Speaker 7: think there's a lot of genetic inputs. Obviously that's just unshakable.

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Speaker 7: But the passion, the fire in my belly that I

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Speaker 7: wake up with every day is just so profound. And

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Speaker 7: to turn my hand to something so different and so

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Speaker 7: yet so seamless, like I'm a s you know, this

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Speaker 7: is so perfect. And to just be with probably the

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Speaker 7: only person that I reckon even out does my passion

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Speaker 7: and enthusiasm.

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Speaker 9: And you really eased him, Julia with the TV as

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Speaker 9: we're all seeing, you know, it was great to see

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Speaker 9: your ease in rob By not giving him like a

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Speaker 9: tough task like singing for the first time dance on Team.

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Speaker 6: I mean, here's the thing. We keep thinking that, oh,

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Speaker 6: here we go with Robert and we're gonna get him

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Speaker 6: to do this, and oh my gosh, you know, nervous,

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Speaker 6: and he turns up and literally, without saying it, I

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Speaker 6: already know he's already done it nine hundred and eighty

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Speaker 6: five thousand in his lifetime. But because I haven't watched

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Speaker 6: those nine hundred and eighty five thousand times, Michael, do

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Speaker 6: you want to we'll step through it. No, is that

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Speaker 6: more time?

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Speaker 1: I was ready before that.

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Speaker 2: I was ready before you've been on I saw you've

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Speaker 2: been on Jimmy Fallon thirteen times something like that.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: No, he's a beautiful individual, a great dude, and a

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Speaker 7: lot of fun being on that show and doing all

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Speaker 7: the wildlife stuff there.

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Speaker 1: And I guess that's.

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Speaker 7: Kind of, you know, good good training for this. You know,

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Speaker 7: it's that live aspect, which is so different. But this

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Speaker 7: just feels like, you know, this beautiful new way to

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Speaker 7: get my passion for wildlife, for conservations.

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Speaker 1: Legacy, through the TV again out.

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Speaker 10: To a whole.

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Speaker 7: And mate, like Julia, you have just been so amazing.

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Speaker 1: You're modest, Jesus modest. I mean, look at him.

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Speaker 2: You've complimented Jimmy Fallon, You've covered Julian, no wonder, You've

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Speaker 2: chosen Rod to come and join you.

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Speaker 1: Look at it. You've just got this to.

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Speaker 6: Put me in the same sentence with Jimmy. Yeah, I

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Speaker 6: would be.

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Speaker 2: I love I'm loving seeing the chemistry. It is really

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Speaker 2: really nice. There is a thirty year age gap, though

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Speaker 2: more isn't there thirty five?

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Speaker 1: I was trying to I was your favor.

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Speaker 6: But while we're there, I turned fifty six and Roberts

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Speaker 6: just turned twenty.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Perfect, unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Are we going to have any like clashes in pop

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Speaker 2: culture references or anything like that?

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Speaker 6: Perfect opportunity to write down in't it? Because there's lots

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Speaker 6: of stuff that my girls have been teaching me where

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Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, yeah, Radio, I don't mind asking. You know,

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Speaker 6: when something happens in the jungle, there's been a situation

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Speaker 6: where maybe one of the older people has said something about.

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Speaker 1: You because you're watching trying to comment on it. Yeah, sure, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: At least I've got, you know, Robert, to be able

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Speaker 6: to say, well, what is that? I guess my gen

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Speaker 6: feel this and this because that's the way we've been raised.

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Speaker 1: But if the iPads playing our.

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Speaker 4: What's making your glow?

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Speaker 1: Julia?

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Speaker 6: I don't want to break And it might be it

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Speaker 6: is just in Yeah, but I've been silent sleeping for

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Speaker 6: nearly two years. That's really hot. And so what how

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Speaker 6: it works? As you get into bed and there's no

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Speaker 6: one giving you instructions besides you, and then what you

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Speaker 6: do is you gently, in your own.

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Speaker 11: Time, drift off to sleep. Beautiful, but wait for it.

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Speaker 6: What's happened to you? You've got a new lace of life.

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Speaker 6: I'm finally sleeping.

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Speaker 1: So that's not Robert. I will remind you're going to

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Speaker 1: be with this woman in the jungle for ten weeks.

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Speaker 7: I cannot wait. I cannot wait. Julia and I have

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Speaker 7: actually known each other for a long time. First went

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Speaker 7: into the jungle as just a little you know, just

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Speaker 7: spent a day in there when I was ten years old.

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Speaker 1: That's right, I remember that kid.

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Speaker 7: And since then, you know, our paths have just crossed

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Speaker 7: here here and there and then this incredible opportunity came about,

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Speaker 7: and that is what made me most excited, is to

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Speaker 7: work with you and actually work together finally on a

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Speaker 7: project that we can really give it out all like.

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Speaker 1: It's just wicked.

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Speaker 2: It's so cool, Jesus Christ, you're wrestling a crocodile, hosting

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Speaker 2: a TV show.

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Speaker 1: Wrestling.

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Speaker 6: Verbally, verbally, we are not only in for a load

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Speaker 6: of fun, we are all going to be living very

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Speaker 6: very very very close to each other, like all the

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Speaker 6: Naughties in one spot. So all of a sudden, we've

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Speaker 6: sort of we get to redesign this show. Obviously the

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Speaker 6: format and.

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Speaker 2: That's that still one hundred thousand dollars the charity for

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Speaker 2: the winner as well, I.

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Speaker 6: Think so, I believe so should say it out loud, yes,

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Speaker 6: don't know, it all goes to charity, guys, that's right. Yes,

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Speaker 6: So we get to kind of let it grow with

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Speaker 6: the audience, because even every time the two of us

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Speaker 6: three moments where I go and tell my friends, like

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Speaker 6: I'm bragging, this happened to this joke happened, and it

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Speaker 6: just happened, and then it kept happening and exciting.

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Speaker 1: It's really exciting.

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Speaker 6: We're on the ground floor.

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Speaker 2: The one thing we've been talking about, though, is the

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Speaker 2: fact that there is a thirty five year gap between

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Speaker 2: you two, So sorry, Julia, how cool is that? I'm

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Speaker 2: just wondering about the common ground between you guys, like,

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Speaker 2: because I mean, you did call a laptop of flaptop

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Speaker 2: before Julia, that's true, And I'm just interested to know

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Speaker 2: if they're you know, like pop culture wise, there are

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Speaker 2: people that Robert's going to bring up that you're going

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Speaker 2: to go, who the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: And vice versa that happened.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes I wonder who the two young women in my home? No,

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Speaker 6: that's not great, that's for another time.

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Speaker 4: I think that's more for a pod long chat.

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Speaker 1: Actually, you know who jup is? Yes? Yes, you don't me?

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Speaker 6: Yes what you don know who?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 6: But paras fashion Week looking wow?

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Speaker 1: So you're right across this stuff. Isn't she ever?

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Speaker 6: Is in the business you are? So you're going to

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Speaker 6: survive in this industry on talent. So I tell you

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Speaker 6: we've got to learn a whole crap.

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Speaker 4: You are, yes, a few more Megan the Stallions.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, let me tell you it hasn't been good though,

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Speaker 6: but I didn't see the big Stallion not only has

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Speaker 6: the best I mean, you're not even allowed to say it,

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Speaker 6: but she does have the best hooters. No, I know

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Speaker 6: you're not allowed to say it, but as a person

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Speaker 6: who has hooters, I'm telling you. But she hears are

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Speaker 6: playing me on a break. She could like she would

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Speaker 6: have a couple of orders and be like, would you

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Speaker 6: like a cracker?

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll have They're actually.

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Speaker 6: Really tight for me to pull up your phone numbers.

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Speaker 1: We're there. References are fine, very She's all over it.

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Speaker 2: She might not know her daughters are, but she knows

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Speaker 2: who Megan this Italian daughters are for sure. Julian Morris,

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Speaker 2: so good to have you, Roll, loving to meet you.

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Speaker 4: Really good to me for the show.

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Speaker 1: This is It's going to be great fun.

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Speaker 2: It's on Channel ten Premier Son of the twenty fourth

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Speaker 2: of March.

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Speaker 13: Why not, Beck, Well, it was quite a few years

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Speaker 1: Ah good, Kathleen, You know what.

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Speaker 8: I should have just stayed out partying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this solution, always stay out partying. Thanks to joining

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Speaker 2: If you've got a story and you would like to

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Speaker 1: If you're going to be there on the night. If

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Speaker 1: It's next Thursday.

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Speaker 5: I think it's free too, if you want to come

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Speaker 2: Stence free still time guys with them when you dot

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Speaker 1: I made a bit of a boo boo on air,

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Speaker 1: You can win a hundred ducks to spend it red

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Speaker 4: How much you're buying a duck for you.

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Speaker 2: Got to sell them as well, you got to go online.

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Speaker 2: It's the admine hundred bucks. That's that's liquid good.

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Speaker 1: Finance term, liquid and hot finance term.

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Speaker 2: And now that Cosh's out of the bald media race

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Speaker 1: Am I making him pitch? Who knows? But let's get

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it a lot. Would you sleepover?

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Speaker 1: Would you prefer a hundred bucks or one hundred ducks?

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Speaker 8: For me?

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Speaker 4: Easy, of course.

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Speaker 5: Where you're like, if if you choose a hundred bucks,

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Speaker 4: I sell them?

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Speaker 5: If I need to build coops, or do I need

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Speaker 5: transport how like, how do you transport them around?

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Speaker 1: So get off?

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Speaker 4: So yeah, but then when you sell the ducks, do

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Speaker 1: Are you definitely selling them?

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Speaker 4: Well I'm not sure. Do you then go into the

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Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm thinking, sell a few duck eggs.

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Speaker 4: But then, so how much labor does it take?

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Speaker 1: Just wait for them to breed a bit, and then

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Speaker 1: It's a free So okay, so you're now, how quick

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Speaker 4: So you want to you want to breed your ducks?

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Speaker 2: Well I could, That's all I'm saying. But so that's

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Speaker 5: You could quit this job and move into duck farming,

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Speaker 5: though exactly it would take all your time, yeah, to

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Speaker 1: It's an undertaking, there's no doubt about that, and.

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Speaker 5: So you would be willing to You want to become

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Speaker 1: Well, this way? Would you prefer a separate stream of

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Speaker 5: Well, I would love a separate stream of income if

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Speaker 1: That's not how it works, unless.

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Speaker 4: I could design an app.

448
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still a work.

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Speaker 2: Into that minimal Do you know what I mean that

450
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Speaker 2: you can't just go Yeah, but I don't want a

451
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Speaker 2: separate stream of income without working for it.

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Speaker 1: You've got a hundred ducks, man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think that's a lot of man hours.

454
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Speaker 4: I think I think breeding, sure, you.

455
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Speaker 2: Just put them out in there in the backyard, get

456
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Speaker 2: make sure you've got a pond. Obviously it's not inhumane.

457
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Speaker 2: Rate they're free range.

458
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Speaker 4: Is where youre getting a pond from where you get

459
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Speaker 4: a pond, put in, put in.

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Speaker 2: I don't think hey, hey, hey, as Coshi and I

461
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Speaker 2: always say, you've got to spend money to make money.

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Speaker 2: And you know, if you've got one hundred ducks, you've

463
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Speaker 2: got to put some money into the ducks.

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Speaker 5: So how much do you need to spend a thousand

465
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Speaker 5: bucks pond? So you start, you're on negative one thousand bucks,

466
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Speaker 5: so you've lost a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Sure, but I'm a duck farmer at this stage, I

468
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Speaker 2: will remind you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that thousand bucks is

469
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Speaker 2: coming back to me.

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Speaker 1: So far?

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Speaker 4: Where's the demand? Who's your first phone call for for

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Speaker 4: people to buy your ducks?

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Speaker 1: Farmer's market?

474
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Speaker 4: I just take your ducks there.

475
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Speaker 2: I won't take all the ducks I could kill. I

476
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Speaker 2: have to kill butcher them and then you know we

477
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Speaker 2: don't have to go into that well, i'd have to,

478
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Speaker 2: and then i'd take if I just want to sell

479
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Speaker 2: the eggs. Although I'm not having a duck egg with

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Speaker 2: my egg and bacon roll.

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Speaker 1: You feels a bit I've.

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Speaker 4: Never tried it, quite rich, I a duck egg. You've

483
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Speaker 4: had duck eggs?

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Speaker 1: Well, they're bigger, are they?

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Speaker 4: Anyway? Thirty one oh six five. I mean we've talked

486
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Speaker 4: about this a lot, as you can hear.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, sorry, just before you go on ere you

488
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Speaker 1: bucks or ducks? So thirty one or six five? Way in?

489
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Speaker 1: Would you for one hundred bucks on a hundred ducks?

490
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Speaker 1: Would are you bucks or ducks?

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Speaker 4: I'm a very lazy man, so I think I'm taking

492
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Speaker 4: the cash.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I have no experience animals as well. I wouldn't say

495
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Speaker 5: I'm bad with animals. I've got a great relationship with

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Speaker 5: my cat Lenny.

497
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Speaker 1: It hides under the bed when you come home.

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Speaker 5: It does not, And that's a little game, oh hide

499
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Speaker 5: and seek. I haven't seen him for days playing very well.

500
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Speaker 5: That's our little game.

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Speaker 1: Would you for one hundred bucks or a hundred ducks? Yeah?

502
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Speaker 1: I think when you to get to the bottom, maybe.

503
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Speaker 4: If you're a duck breeder, by the way, you might

504
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Speaker 4: want to weigh in here.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a duck or two, if you've got

506
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Speaker 2: one hundred dollars sitting in new wallet, tell us all

507
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Speaker 2: about it. I just feel as if you've got the time,

508
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Speaker 2: you've got the space, ducks look after themselves.

509
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Speaker 1: I feel like it's not a hassle. The only think

510
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Speaker 1: I'd be worried about as if they flew away.

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Speaker 4: I don't think ducks fly.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they definitely fly.

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Speaker 4: Ducks. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm thinking about goose.

514
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Speaker 1: You know they swim as well. Paul and Kate have

515
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Speaker 1: called your duck breeders. Yes, we are.

516
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Speaker 16: Can you hear them in the background?

517
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Speaker 17: No, no, go for a walk over there.

518
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Speaker 1: It sounded like geese anyway.

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Speaker 12: Now I think, who have I got? I've I got

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Speaker 12: Paul or Kate or just both? Oh no, yes, hello Paul.

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Speaker 4: How much effort does it take to breed ducks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good Christian.

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Speaker 16: Well there's a fair bit of effort because you've got

524
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Speaker 16: to obviously keep their waters clean. I heard you earlier

525
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Speaker 16: saying about putting a pond in. You don't necessarily have

526
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Speaker 16: to go to the effort of putting a ponding. You

527
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Speaker 16: can have like you can buy like small ponds that

528
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Speaker 16: you can stare, like little should pools that you can

529
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Speaker 16: put them into. It is a daily ritual of cleaning.

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Speaker 1: You can clean. You're telling me. You're telling me Paul

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Speaker 1: right now. Largely the only bit of Adamin that you have.

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Speaker 2: To do is this clean the pool. No, she's the

533
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Speaker 2: one who doesn't work on how do you stop them

534
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Speaker 2: flying away?

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Speaker 17: They have to have netting so they do fly.

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Speaker 4: I'm writing that down. That's good.

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Speaker 17: Okay, they will they will try to attack you if

538
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Speaker 17: they've got babies.

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Speaker 16: Is that they will cost you about one hundred dollars

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Speaker 16: a week to feed the hundred ducks.

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Speaker 1: So a thousands do you? Guys spend way too much

542
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Speaker 1: time together.

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Speaker 4: So it cost you a thousand bucks a week to

544
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Speaker 4: feed one hundred ducks.

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Speaker 1: So so guys, you're happy though, Guys, you're happy as

546
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Speaker 1: duck trn.

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Speaker 16: We love them absolutely, O.

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Speaker 1: Kate, what about from you?

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Speaker 17: I'm the one that has to try to sell them

550
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Speaker 17: and deal with the people. And then the other downside

551
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Speaker 17: of having one hundred ducks, you'll need.

552
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Speaker 2: To say, maybe let's get down to finance, because this

553
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Speaker 2: has been a big question for us as well. Is

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Speaker 2: it was he got a hundred bucks? How much is

555
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Speaker 2: one duck worth?

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Speaker 17: Depends on the breed, but I would I would say

557
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Speaker 17: one hundred ducks at least three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so your potentially there you go.

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Speaker 2: That sound like we've already answered the question that one

560
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Speaker 2: hundred ducks is worth three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 17: That would be thirty dollars a duck, which would actually

562
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Speaker 17: be for a duckling, not an adult duck.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're killing the babies or you just selling them.

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Speaker 1: You're selling them live, are you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're talking about a speech.

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Speaker 16: We're a non still farm, so all of our animals

568
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Speaker 16: are pets.

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Speaker 1: Yes, right, nice. So if you've had a duck dollar

570
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Speaker 1: range for a second the.

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Speaker 2: Day, eat duck, though, like occasionally you've got to be going, gee,

572
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Speaker 2: w is nothing?

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Speaker 1: You know, we can't get a chance to get to

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Speaker 1: the supermarket. What do you think?

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Speaker 17: No, we actually had a deformed duckling that we spent

576
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Speaker 17: nearly one thousand dollars on at the Unusual Pet Vet

577
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Speaker 17: because we tried to save its life and they had

578
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Speaker 17: to put it down and it was very sad.

579
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Speaker 1: So then there is that to a few hundred bucks

580
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Speaker 1: as well, So put that in the bill.

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Speaker 16: I was having a flashback to the old Simpson stage

582
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Speaker 16: when Bart Simpson was offered ten thousand dollars for a

583
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Speaker 16: ten thousand pounds elephant. Well he chose a ten thousand

584
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Speaker 16: pound elephant. Do you guys ever remember that episode?

585
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Speaker 1: I don't like.

586
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Speaker 8: For everyone.

587
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Speaker 2: Okay, guys, so let's let's let's get down to brass

588
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Speaker 2: takes here. I mean, obviously this is I feel like

589
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Speaker 2: I know your answer, because this is your life and

590
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: you're very proud of your life.

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Speaker 1: One hundred bucks or one hundred ducks.

592
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Speaker 17: Right now, it's a hundred bucks.

593
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Speaker 1: Well, there you go. In gen Z jen Z.

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Speaker 13: How are you Judy Analis not?

595
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Speaker 8: Now?

596
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Speaker 1: Finally some gen Z energy in this place.

597
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of gen Z energy in this place.

598
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Speaker 2: In Jenny Redeus to analyse who is in the studio

599
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Speaker 2: right now? Welcome back a Baye. Great, David, can you

600
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Speaker 2: give it a pause?

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Speaker 8: Friend?

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Speaker 1: Less have been? Surely? I think she deserves it.

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Speaker 18: Like for myself.

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Speaker 16: So a B.

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Speaker 2: Basically, we just throw you very famous people. You have

606
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Speaker 2: to guess who they are. Yes, yes, And you're nervous.

607
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Speaker 2: You seem nervous. Sweating the house down, he said.

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Speaker 18: Oh perfect, Why you wandn't tell everybody? Yes, I am

609
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Speaker 18: sweating the house.

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Speaker 1: It's all you've been saying. He came in, saying, sweating boards.

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Speaker 4: I want to do better.

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Speaker 3: Okay, water, No, it's okay, all right, I'll sweat if

613
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Speaker 3: I have the water anyway, it works.

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Speaker 4: But I'm going to crack into things.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty confident you'll know this person. Yeah, let's just

616
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Speaker 5: warm you up.

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Speaker 18: Colin Farrell, Oh, Colin oh no, no, Colin, he's the

618
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Speaker 18: comedian actor.

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Speaker 4: Think of Will Farrell. No, Colin Farrell.

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Speaker 18: Oh no, actor, he's an actor. He's an actor. That

621
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Speaker 18: he's an actor.

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Speaker 1: He is an actor. What's he in? What do you

623
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Speaker 1: know for him?

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Speaker 18: I don't know comedy. No, well, the name is definitely familiar, but.

625
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Speaker 2: That's not how the game. They're all they should all

626
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Speaker 2: be familiar. The most famous people in.

627
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Speaker 1: The world about Will?

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Speaker 4: Do you think you're talking about Will?

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Speaker 1: I never called on thirty one six five? Have you

630
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Speaker 1: got someone for Junior Bruce Analys?

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Speaker 17: Yes?

632
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Speaker 8: And lets how about Jodie Foster.

633
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Speaker 3: Jodi Foster author? Oh no, than actress? Actress Jody A

634
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Speaker 3: movie with Cameron Diaz.

635
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Speaker 8: No, no, she was.

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Speaker 1: She was the FBI agent in Science of the Lambs.

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Speaker 18: Oh, I've never seen that.

638
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Speaker 1: I didn't think so. Particularly didn't.

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Speaker 4: Particularly that's Spanish for silence.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know who Anthony Hopkins was, so I don't

641
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Speaker 1: think you know who Jodie Foster is.

642
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Speaker 18: David Bowie, Oh yeah, David Bowie singer.

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Speaker 1: Great. I was worried about that. Yes, yeah, yeah.

644
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Speaker 2: Went through a phase of Isabelle Isabell. You got a

645
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Speaker 2: name for analyst? See who she does or doesn't know as.

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Speaker 1: A gen z.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, I was wondering if she knew who Dick van

648
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Speaker 19: Dyke was.

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Speaker 4: Well, come on, some sort of artist. I would go

650
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Speaker 4: to say, you can't, just you can't.

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Speaker 1: You're just hearing the name. What what about the name

652
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Speaker 1: Dick Van Dyke makes you think artist?

653
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Speaker 18: It sounds very similar to Leonardo da Vinci.

654
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Speaker 1: Who is also Dick van Dike. Not friend.

655
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Speaker 3: Dick van Dyke.

656
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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I just would go say artists, but like painter, yeah painter, yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, no, nor have you seen you know Julian Andrews

659
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Speaker 2: is yes, okay what she what she famous for?

660
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Speaker 1: I gave that to you. Yeah, okay Julian Andrews. Yeah, great.

661
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Speaker 1: So Dick Vandyke is in Originally it was in Mary Pop.

662
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Speaker 1: It's super famous.

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Speaker 18: Oh is he the chimney man.

664
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Speaker 1: He's the Jimmy Sweet a.

665
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Speaker 2: Spoonful of medicineful of sugar.

666
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Speaker 5: We heard an absolute how of a proposal yesterday.

667
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Speaker 4: I still believe the idea was right. Execution not so good.

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Speaker 15: My partner of two years took me into the Star

669
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Speaker 15: City Casino for our anniversary. Right spot, I come out

670
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Speaker 15: from the bathroom, He turns around, he drops his pants

671
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Speaker 15: to what I noticed a loss of blood.

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Speaker 19: My partner at the time had attached an engagement ring

673
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 19: through his penis while he was pulling his pants down,

674
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 19: his horn.

675
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 20: His four seal.

676
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: Yes, what a romantic How can you can? I just

677
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: ask you because I've been thinking about this for a

678
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: while since. Then, how, like, how did he attach it?

679
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 4: I asked her that yesterday she ribbon?

680
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, how did it?

681
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 8: So?

682
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 4: Tied a ribbon around.

683
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the string was attached to the ribbon,

684
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: so the ring was attached to the ribbon.

685
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 4: So you put the put the ring over the ribbon

686
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 4: and then tie the ribbon to the todder.

687
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: So then how in dropping trou did it?

688
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 5: I imagine a button got caught, a button, a button

689
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 5: on his pants, a button fly button fly slash, button

690
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 5: got caught, ripped down quick.

691
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: I was very excited. We tried to do an emphatic

692
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: drop trow.

693
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,239
Speaker 5: Well, I think so I have the grandiose effect, right,

694
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 5: and then yeah, and it got out with the bath water.

695
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 5: And I just think it's such a funny area men

696
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 5: trying to be romantic and failing horrifically. And I would

697
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 5: just love to hear more stories right now in thirteen

698
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 5: one oh six five, like, what did your man try

699
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 5: to do? Thinking it was romantic last night is a

700
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 5: fresh one. I thought it was going to be received well.

701
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 5: But I ride home and I was very I was

702
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 5: quite sweaty last night. Well, I was a sweaty mess.

703
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 4: So on my I go in kind of throw a

704
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 4: garage and I passed the laundry and I was like,

705
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 4: this might be.

706
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 5: A little bit sexy if I put my leave my clothes,

707
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 5: all my clothes in the laundry.

708
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 4: And then I knew mim was in the art studio.

709
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 4: So she was doing a bit of artwork.

710
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: Jesus christ Man, what sort of a what sort of

711
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: a house are we to?

712
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 4: Well, it's just it's just a room, and her art

713
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 4: in there.

714
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, through the car poard on the left, past the laundry,

715
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: through the art studio.

716
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 5: I said, I said heart to the butler, and I said,

717
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 5: your eyes, I'm about to get sexy.

718
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 4: So I walk into the art studio and I lent

719
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 4: my arm. She hadn't seen me.

720
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 5: I lent my arm up against the wall and then

721
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 5: I said, paint me like one of your French boys.

722
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh, nice bit of a Titanic reference. Old's quite old.

723
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 4: Hated it.

724
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even know. She might have missed it

725
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 5: be younger than me. She was like, you're covered in sweat. Yeah,

726
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get some work done.

727
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, creative processes going.

728
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 4: And you're just standing naked at the arm.

729
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: You were fully naked.

730
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 5: Oh, I gut my runners on, so runners runners on,

731
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 5: so completely naked.

732
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 4: Just a massive miss.

733
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh and you would have stunk.

734
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you said that there was a pong, there

735
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 4: was a waft.

736
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm banned from any sort of approach after I come

737
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: home from a ride.

738
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 11: Oh is it?

739
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 8: Yeah?

740
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 4: We stink, We absolutely had it. We've had a full

741
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 4: day at work or half a.

742
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: Day at work, and like, if you want to get

743
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: it anywhere past first base, it's.

744
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: Just why, Like that's disgusting.

745
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 4: A shower, Get in the shower, Get the shower, or

746
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 4: at least a bath.

747
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'd at least a shower. I feel like a

748
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: Barth's probably more of an adventure than a shower. But yeah, sure,

749
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: sure sure semantics.

750
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 4: Thirty one oh sixty five is our number. What did

751
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 4: your man go for?

752
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, made some romantic play and just had a massive fail.

753
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 5: I also woke up my partner once dressed as the

754
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 5: mad Hatter.

755
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: I remember that you also proposed to her in a

756
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: concrete courtyard. It's a wonder your still together. Thirty one

757
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: and six fives. If ivers are talking about this is

758
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 2: because of one of the stories we had now tall

759
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: Tales competition.

760
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 15: Yesterday woulds My partner of two years took me into

761
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 15: the Star City Casino for our anniversary.

762
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 4: Right spot.

763
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 15: I come out from the bathroom.

764
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 19: He turns around, he drops his pants.

765
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 20: Pants to what I notice? I lost his blood.

766
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 19: My partner at the time had attached an engagement ring

767
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 19: through his penis.

768
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 20: While he was pulling his pants down. He's horn his

769
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 20: four fill.

770
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, what a romantic said something about Mary, isn't it.

771
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just go straight over? That's what I'm wondering,

772
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: because you're talking. There's ribbon involved there, and what do.

773
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 4: You means straight over?

774
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: Like the ring?

775
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 4: How big do you think the ring.

776
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: Hang on?

777
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 4: You think you could slide the ring over here?

778
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

779
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 5: Potentially either she has the fattest fingers or he has

780
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 5: the thinness. If you think that can work, mate, well

781
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 5: I don't.

782
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: There's no words.

783
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: It seems like extra. It seems like extra admin is

784
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. You can't over Oh, I just think

785
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: of like a weight, like you can put it on

786
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: the Yeah.

787
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, like look at my finger.

788
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: Yep, you've got very fat fingers.

789
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 4: Though yes I do have fat fingers. That's still not

790
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 4: fitting over. You know what I want to I want

791
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 4: to focus more on how a man ever thinks that's

792
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 4: a good idea. I don't know.

793
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 5: I think the main reason that men's stuff up romantic

794
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 5: gestures is because what are you laughing at?

795
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 6: What?

796
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: Car?

797
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 16: Carry on?

798
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 8: What?

799
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: Obviously a lot of people thinking about this, exactly this,

800
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 2: we're all thinking about the same thing about putting the

801
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: rings straight over the end anyway, carry on.

802
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just I'm just saying that I think I

803
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 5: think men stuff up romantic gestures because they go for

804
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 5: the joke.

805
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Not necessarily.

806
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 2: It can be a timing thing, like I remember that

807
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: time that that you once took a woman out in

808
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: a rowboat.

809
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: You caught a crab and then hit in the face

810
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: with the oar.

811
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: That's a nice thing that you've done there, but bad

812
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: luck has struck you in it.

813
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: Awe struck her. I don't you don't do much about that.

814
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 5: See, I don't put that down that to luck though

815
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 5: maybe it's ill preparedness.

816
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like there.

817
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 2: Are more like there are more instances where a guy's

818
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: got a pretty good planned thing sorted and something bad

819
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: just happens.

820
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 5: It was a friend of ours who this is another

821
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 5: proposal one. He decided to propose to his partner at

822
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 5: a special beach of theirs. But forty five degree day,

823
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 5: hot day. Really on forty five day, tried to put

824
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 5: oysters in an esque. Yeah, I mean, it's just never

825
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 5: really over. But also he just didn't want to carry

826
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 5: the ring. It was like a lot of pressure and

827
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 5: stress over carrying the ring.

828
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: So he was like I slipped, no, no, no no.

829
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 4: He went down to the beach the day before and

830
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 4: he buried the ring and he was like, this is

831
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 4: our spot. I definitely won't forget where I buried. It

832
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 4: hurts our special spot.

833
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 5: Anyway, forty five degree day, oysters on ice in an esque,

834
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 5: and he's buried looking for his ring, and.

835
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 4: So he spent like an hour dripping with sweats.

836
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 5: The ring did very It's got a Sarah here on

837
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 5: thirty one and six five Sarah Romantic gestures gone wrong

838
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 5: by men.

839
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 4: What happened?

840
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 10: Yes, So my then boyfriend boyfriend wanted to propose to

841
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 10: me and we were staying in an apartment. He was

842
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,479
Speaker 10: on his knee around the corner and said, babe, Harry

843
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 10: up and I just thought, well, you know, I'm going

844
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 10: to take my speed. Last time, I took my time

845
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 10: got really slowly. By the time I come around the corner,

846
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 10: he'd left the ring on the kitchen table and gone

847
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 10: and had something to eat, and he was sitting there

848
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 10: eating and he's like well.

849
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes, yes, yes, pop it off.

850
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 10: He didn't book a hotel, he didn't book a dinner

851
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 10: place for dinner.

852
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: Don't worry the pub above. I got lucky. I got

853
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: I got very very lucky.

854
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 4: We managed to sneak into a place. Oh that's right,

855
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,479
Speaker 4: We're like a food court.

856
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: It was like a comm to sneak into a food court.

857
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 2: Lisa's girl that wants six five men stuffing out romantic gestures.

858
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 5: Lisa, you're there, Lise, Hello, Hi, So I'm ready here

859
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 5: that you tried to do something romantic and it didn't

860
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 5: work out.

861
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 20: Yeah, So we went away to Queensland for a weekend

862
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 20: and I saw that I'd spice it up and did

863
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 20: a little late night lap dance. Lap dancer?

864
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: What sorry, what's what's your definition of a lap dance?

865
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 4: Like, what's the Lisa?

866
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: What makes it a lap dance as opposed to like

867
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: a strip tease? Do you know what I mean?

868
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: I think you're dancing there.

869
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: Names on the tin right, okay chair?

870
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 20: And I was doing a little you know anyway, I

871
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 20: went around and he grabbed my leg and I kind

872
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 20: of tripped and I laughed. Next thing, you know, my

873
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 20: jaw got lodged from laughing and I couldn't move it,

874
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 20: so we had to go to the er and I

875
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 20: ended up having like doctors have to readjust and that's.

876
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: A tough flat chance I ever got. Yeah, tough thing

877
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: to explain to the doctor. Joe got large drunk lap

878
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: dance and everyone thinking it