WEBVTT - Ask Uncut - Misheard Lyrics, Catching Yawns & Do You Need Marriage to Solidify the Commitment? 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.400 Life un Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:06.160 lands were never seated. We pay our respects to their 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.600 elders past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.360 recorded on drug Wallamuta Land. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.640 Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:26.079 on Cut. 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:30.280 I'm Brittany and I'm Laura, and I am having a breakdown, just. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.440 A small one. Okay, that's not a joke, she actually 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.839 just did. It's not I'm not joking. I just had 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:42.400 a big cry before. Everything's on fire the world, lover. 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:46.760 I know we joke about how like chaotic things are. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:48.440 You know, you would think that over the years we 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:49.320 would have gotten better. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.800 Today we had to record this on Tuesday because I'm 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.479 heading to towns Will to see my dad as his 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:54.600 seventieth birthday. 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:55.480 Happy birthday. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.280 Who has never listened to an episode of this podcast, 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:00.680 never will entire life. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:01.400 Thank god for that. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:03.880 But that's because he lives on an island with no service, 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:06.520 no Wi Fi, no home phone, no running water. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.120 My dad would. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.200 Live in a an a tent if he could, Like 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.280 he'd live in one of those rucksack things. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.160 Do you know what my favorite thing about your dad 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:17.760 is like you've spoken about you dad a lot. He's 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.800 an amazing man. He spent many years serving Australia in 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:24.520 the Army. My favorite thing is his obsession with the Koalas. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:29.720 So this my love Terry loves Koalas. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.559 Terry for President might no not Terry for president. Terry 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.039 has PTSD from serving in the army. No Terry for 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:39.120 like Koala president. I mean, like the very short version 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.240 of my dad's story. Dad was a sniper in the 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:44.160 Australian Army, worked in secret services. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.400 It is it's wild, it is actually wild. It's amazing. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.840 And he then. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.520 Really struggled with PTSD like a lot of people do 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:55.400 who are ex veterans. And then he decided he wanted 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.680 to be on his own and live on an island. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.040 And he lives on Magnetic Island Townsville, where there's a 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.280 very small population of people and he doesn't have to 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.080 talk to anyone and he just lives in a little 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.160 house with his dog. And we're gonna go and celebrate 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:09.920 his seventieth birthday. So this is going to be so 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.280 much social interaction for him. The whole family's going. 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.440 You need to you miss the important part was like 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:15.639 his connection to the koalas. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.959 Oh, and there's lots of koalas. That a clamitty of 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.320 free on Magnetic Island. It's the only chlamitty of free 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:22.840 population in Australia. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:23.720 Did you know that? 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:27.320 Yeah, And your dad, Terry does a lot of charity 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.519 work and like raises money for koalas and it's really cool. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:32.680 He's like king of Koala's over there. So the only 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:35.440 time I really hear from my dad, like with any 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:39.240 sort of consistency, is when he's like, hey, Laura, there's 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.040 a fundraiser for the koalas. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.480 Hey Laura, I took a photo of a koala in 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.079 my backyard. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.600 But we I'm about that because the koalas are endangered 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:50.120 and we are losing them a lot, and I think 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.280 it's really important that we do everything we can to 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:54.360 keep them alive. 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.320 If you've not been to Magnetic Island, shout out Magnetic Island. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.680 It is a fucking beautiful play that is in a 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.440 time warp. You get onto the island, you feel like 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:05.640 you're back in the seventies. There's tiny little minimogs. There's 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.280 like you can walk down the street and there's a 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.200 koala in the gum tree just on the side of 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:11.800 the road. It's it's a really incredible place. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.160 So I have my new hobby. This is not sponsored 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:15.040 by Magnetic Island. 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:19.040 FYI and a committed and let me tell you this, 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.680 Terry Byrd doesn't want you on his island, but it's 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:22.600 a great place to go. 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.919 Okay. So my new hobby is that I look at 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.359 the houses I'll probably never have all over Australia. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.959 Sometimes the world sometimes fun, Bobby, I do the same. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.600 I love it. Some of them I could have one day. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.760 And then there are the ones where I'm like, imagine 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.040 having thirty million dollars to buy this beautiful house. Anyway, 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:41.400 I saw a property that I probably could afford on 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:42.440 Magnetic Island. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.000 It was it was for sale, and the thought crossed 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:48.440 my mind. I was like, do I want Terry Byrd 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:49.080 as a neighbor. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:50.080 I don't know. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:51.680 He would definitely come over. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:53.440 You'd find it in your backyard one day and he'd 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.640 just be digging up sweet potatoes, like, Terry, what are. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.440 You doing here? Terry, They're my sweet potato. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.680 Go back on to you, like I'm trying to fix 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.040 the fans. Anyway, So that's what I'm doing. That's not 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:07.119 why I'm having a breakdown. I'm having a breakdown because 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.960 we're recording this Tuesday morning. The live show tickets are 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.160 supposed to go on sale at one o'clock. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.080 They're not. They're going on sale at four o'clock. But 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.960 that's because, like Taylor Swift, the zite crashed. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.800 You guys jumped on. You were too many of you, 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.679 which we love, and the site crash. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.279 I wish that was the truth. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.560 The truth of the matter is is that the lack 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:31.400 of organization around the announcement of the live show meant 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.080 that we didn't have the website set up properly. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:37.280 Yeah, look it's a sinking ship, but come to the 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.160 live show because it's gonna be way better than the website. Basically, 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.280 it wasn't that. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.960 It was disorganized, but it was that there were two 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.599 different parties doing it and everyone thought the other party 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.520 was doing something and there was a little misshap But 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.280 it will be No one's going to miss out. I 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.159 mean people will miss out, but no, you're not going 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:53.680 to miss out because of this. They're just going to 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:55.560 go live a little bit later. This is the thing, 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.600 right we talk about on every ask on cunt episode. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.400 Communication is key, and this is what happens. Communication breaks down. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.320 Laura cries breaks it down for twenty five minutes before 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.440 the episode starts. But anyway, I want to show you 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.760 something live. You know I told you I fell downstairs. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.920 Yes, you're gonna show me your ass, aren't you. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.720 I am going to show you my balm? Can you 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.320 sign a waiver for me first? Can I sign a 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.960 consent for Okay, I'm consenting live. Do you want to 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:20.559 see my ass? 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:25.479 Yes? I actually never thought you'd ask. It's like I've 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:29.000 waited for four years. I've seen your supple nipples, I've 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.400 seen your soft booth happening in real time. I'm taking 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:34.360 my pants off. Keisha is looking offended. Okay, hang on, Laura, 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:35.400 I'm going to talk us through it. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:39.160 Laura is wearing big, baggy black jeans like a It's 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:40.520 like a twelve year old skater boy. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.039 You're wearing a g stream, which means you'll probably see 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:43.600 my buttholes. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.919 Now you've got undersign, yeah, no, I've got full breeks on. 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.960 Thank god, You've got Bridget Jones is Oh okay, hang on, 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.720 I'm looking at the right cheek. There's basically under it's 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.960 a great bart but under the button hang on, please 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.599 quiet as right now quite. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.360 Dry brushing is helping it at the moment. 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.360 Laura, quiet, I'm explaining to the people this is not 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.440 a visual medium, but keep it down, don't play pansa. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.919 So basically, some black lacy underas under the crease is 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:10.600 a huge I don't know if you can even see that, Laura, 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:14.080 that's deep. There are two big bruises, big bruise up 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:18.440 the side. You really took a fall. Wow, And it's 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:19.680 just the right cheek. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:20.280 Do you know? 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.320 I needed to share this because you know, when you 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.960 hurt yourself and you don't get any level of sympathy. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.919 I've been like hobbling around my house like Matt, my 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:29.960 bottom hurts. 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:30.960 He doesn't care. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.520 So I need to show other people my bum so 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.080 that someone at least goes you okay. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.880 But you like validate my falls. Want someone to say you, okay, 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.200 I protected my child like a hero. Laura. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.240 I don't think that's about the butt. I think you 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.000 just need someone to ask you okay and hold you 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.599 from it. I will do it immediately after this. I 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.000 will hold you. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.520 The answer to the question is not what. 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:57.680 Oh it's this is a wild intro, but it has 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:58.920 been a wild morning. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:06:59.680 Do you know what I did? 0:06:59.800 --> 0:06:59.880 This? 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.760 This is how stupid I am. This morning. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:06.640 I was like thirty minutes late for our record, which didn't. 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:10.640 Help, or a situation which was fragile already. I left. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.760 I mean, I had one job. I've been talking about 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.720 this fertility thing that I'm doing. It's only day two 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:20.239 and you have to do your injections at the same 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:23.720 time every day, like without doubt. You have to do 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.760 it or it doesn't work properly. Now it's the morning, 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.400 so this is day two. 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:29.520 Only started yesterday. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.760 I got up, didn't even think about it, truck and 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.320 drove to work and I was on my way here 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.040 and I was like, oh my god, I didn't take 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:35.800 my medication. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.800 I didn't do the injection. So I had to turn around, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:38.840 drive back. 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.440 This is peak hour traffic now in Sydney, drive back, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.640 do the injection, get back on the road and come 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:44.080 to work. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.320 But like one. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:50.280 Job, and considering that you've been talking about it so much, right, 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:53.800 it's like, yeah, I mean you had one thing to remember, 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:55.320 You've had multiple things to remember. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.400 There's a lot going on today. 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.720 I'm trying to make an excuse for why I did 0:07:58.760 --> 0:07:59.600 what I did this morning. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:01.760 I also think we just need to be more like 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.760 Terry Byrne and just live on an island and talk 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.200 about Koala's do you your life would be more. 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:09.240 Simple and happier. That's why I looked at a house there. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:12.480 No one can contact me, no, but the reason was 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.200 and now Ben just think some irresponsible for our future 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:16.680 child now because we're in the car on the way 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.360 and he's like, how is your injection this morning? And 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.560 I was like, oh about that, It will be good 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.040 in a minute. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:25.360 When I turned around and drive back, Britt had her injection. 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.280 The live show stuff is sortied. 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:29.840 This is just your reminder that when you're listening to this, 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.559 tickets are on sale. I have no idea how they've 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.760 sold so far because they haven't gone on sale yet 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.720 as of recording, but when you're listening to it, they 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.400 will be on sale. We've got eight locations, seven of 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.920 them in Australia, all across the country. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:43.360 We're going to Auckland. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.800 So if you're one of our New Zealand listeners, get 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.720 your friends, get your girlfriends, get your boyfriends, get your 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.360 non binaries and all let's go have a prosecco. It 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.480 is going to be the night of your life. It's 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:56.240 going to be so fun. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.239 The Auckland venue is beautiful. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:02.880 Have you seen the It's amazing Originally, so it's in 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.200 like the Auckland Town Hall and I was like, are 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:08.400 we doing this at a Girl Scouts? Oh yeah, is 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.679 this that a Brownie's convention? And it turns out it's 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.600 actually just the most stunning venue. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.640 Because we didn't look at the venue right, They're like, okay, 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.960 we've booked you Auckland town Hall because somebody looks at 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.679 the best venues and we were like, oh, you literally 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.000 feel like you're gonna have to do a one dollar 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.719 donation and sell brownie when we get in there, Like 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.280 I felt like we were going to Girl Scouts and 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:25.280 it was only a couple of days ago. 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.000 We saw the venue and we're like, oh my. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.360 God, it's magnificent that each of the venues, not just 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.240 I mean one is really pretty. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.680 We're doing State Theory in Sydney. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.319 All the venues are amazing and they're all around the 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.640 two thousand capacity, so the shows are going to be huge. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.120 They're going to be so much fun. Anyway, that's your 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.840 reminder again. We're gonna put the link in the show notes. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.200 Go get your tickets. They are on pre sale now 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.920 only for you guys, and then you know, in a 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.600 week or two they go on like full sale across 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.360 all of Live Nation's websites. So go and get them 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.360 first so you can get really good seats at the front. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.599 So like when we speak really loudly, you get spat on. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.800 You're the best things, right and maybe not. So you 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.400 might remember last week. 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:09.240 You might remember it was like five days ago. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:10.800 Last week, I. 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:13.800 Was talking about how when I was young, that song 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:14.920 I was insanity. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.520 I was wearing the headphones. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.800 I was singing out loud to the song I have 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:23.840 my first real six string, played it honest. Whatever the 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.880 words are, I don't know them all clearly, because the 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.120 point of the story was I wasn't singing I had 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.880 my first real six string. I was singing I had 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.000 my first real sex dream. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:35.600 Hugely embarrassing. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.960 Turns out that all of you have had songs that 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:43.320 you misheard the lyrics too, and embarrassingly sung the wrong lyrics. Also, 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.920 we just fill in the blanks, right, Yeah, the Mum 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.559 and mea song I sing wrong every time we were 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:53.160 broken hearted. Ooh, since the day we parted, and it's 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.360 like it's blue and he always corrects me, but I 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:56.079 sing the same thing. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.920 Ooh since the day we parted. Oh, I sing that too, 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:04.200 it's blues since the day. Okay, everyone's blowing their minds 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.160 and oh my god, I didn't know that either. They go, well, 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:07.599 you know what, Fuck you, Matt, because it makes me 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.760 feel so dark. Fuck you, mat, Fuck you Matt. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:14.080 You guys wrote in with all of the misheard lyrics, 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.640 the things that you have been singing incorrectly over the years, 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:20.280 and they are so fucking funny that we wanted to 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.400 share them with you. Before we get into answering your question, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:24.000 I'm gonna kick it off. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:31.280 You've got the fattest cock I got. You have the 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.040 fattest cock. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.840 You got the fattest cock instead of you got a 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:35.480 fast car. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.520 Hang on, how are we doing this? Are we gonna 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:37.800 sing it? 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:37.960 Oh? 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.760 You have to sing everyone? Oh fux Sorry guys, one 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:47.080 and a three legged gold. Okay, listen to this one. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:53.360 I'm your penis, um, your fire, I'm your desire. 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.239 Instead of I'm your venus. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:03.080 I can't believe you kiss your cock nah, because he's 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:06.800 very flexible. There's so many cocks in mind. Don't impress 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.240 me much, oh, she twain. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:11.080 Obviously it is. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:12.760 You don't impress me much. Yeah, but it's the you 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.720 kiss your cock at night? Is not it's you kiss 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:21.240 your car at night. Oh god, it's not the impressed 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:22.640 me much. That was the problem on that one. 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:29.800 Okay, every night I'll find someone like you. This is 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:32.160 a girl instead of never mind, I'll find someone she 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.080 finds them every night. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.920 Every night I'll find some thank you. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:39.000 Okay. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:48.439 I shut the sheriff, but I did not shoot him dead. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:13:00.240 He Okay. The national anthem, this one actually came through 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:04.000 a lot. It's the national anthem. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:08.720 Okay. They thought it said our home is good. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.960 I see our homeies good by sick. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:15.400 Our home is good. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:15.800 I see. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:18.560 I mean how Australia is good. It's a good place 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:21.080 and I do see it. Okay, I see that. Okay. 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:27.520 Terry Burn's gonna love this one. I can't see. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:33.160 If you like being in a koala, I'm getting corn 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.880 in the room. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.640 If you like instead of if you like peanut color, if. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:42.480 You like being a kowala, I yeah, I'm just seeing 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:43.319 these are so funny. 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:46.040 Okay, this is one of my favorites. You know, fat 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:50.360 Man's scoop? No, Who's Who's fucking tonight? Who's fucking tonight? 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:54.280 Oh yeah, that's my eighteen to twenty that would be 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:54.840 at a club. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:55.800 Okay, fat Man's Scoop. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.960 Literally the song is called I'm pretty sure Who's fucking Tonight? 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:07.680 This person thought they said, ha ha, who's the falk 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:09.800 and the knife? Who's the fuck and the knife? Who's 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:10.679 the fuck in the knife? 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.000 Why would anyone. 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.680 Say why would anyone say that? 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:18.160 Do you know what? 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.400 That's the most amazing PG or G rated version of this. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.280 It's like, if you're going to turn that song into 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.160 a kid's song, that's what that is. 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:26.320 What did a lullabye? 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:26.800 Tar? Kids? 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.400 Who's the fucking the knife? Who the fucking the knife? 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:39.240 I am dead? I remove umbillicles? Do I'm a mid wife? 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.680 Oh my gosh, okay, this is another national anthem or 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:48.200 Australians all and oh stroogs. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.120 We don't even have ostriches in Australia. This person thought 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.240 we did. I think they mistook them for e news. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.240 I think this song, I mean, this is one that's 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.800 like very famous at the moment Lewis Capaldi song. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:02.480 But instead I only wish you you were dead? Is 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:06.080 it what I wish? I wish you the best? Instead 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.400 I only wish you were dead. Oh guys, okay, I've 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.000 got one more. I don't remember how this goes, like, 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:12.880 shake it like a polaroid picture. How does that go? 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:13.400 G it? 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.280 Shake it like a polaroid pitch? Shake it? 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.119 Well, this is shake it like a Puerto Rican pizza. 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:26.240 People can't really think. Okay, Hilary Duff, you know all 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:30.680 lips are sealed. It goes all lips are sealed. I 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:31.960 don't know that as the. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.480 Seal untone deaf, but you will know it if we 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:38.000 sing it. Anyway, everybody thought it was Alex the Seal. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:43.000 I have one more and it's Rihanna's umbrella. And this 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:46.160 person thought it was under my arm forever ever. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.480 Ever. That's pretty cute, though, is it? 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:48.800 Yeah? 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.000 Because I'll walk with you under my arm forever. It's 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:51.800 better than umbrella. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.000 Actually that should have been the lyrics, because I remember 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:54.880 when Umbrella came out. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.640 I was like, this is my stupid lyric I've ever heard. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:59.880 It doesn't rain all the time. You don't always think 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:01.320 I'm mbrella, but you always need to be on the 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:02.280 rain and. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:06.720 More than ever, because we're in the middle of La Nina, you. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:09.880 Can be under my arm forever in case I lose 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.200 my umbrella. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.760 Oh my god, how do we not get a job 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.360 as a singer? 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.400 How are we on radio? And we don't know the 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.440 lyrics to any of the songs? Anytime you guys want 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.320 us on the mask singer, We're ready. I will dress 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.320 up as a giant song and I will sing my 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:27.240 heart out. It is time for our vibe and unsubscribe. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:32.560 Keisha little Pitit, Keisha petit, What is your vibe today? 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:33.640 My vibe for the week? 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:39.400 Hard to summarize is like one particular thing because lately 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:43.680 I have really been vibing sleep elements to this that like, 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:46.720 I've just started to get absolutely obsessed with sleep, and 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.200 I know that a lot of people are going to 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.480 be listening to this, being like, oh must be nice. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.120 You don't have kids and you work from home some. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.480 Days, Like we more just lost listeners because you just 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:57.200 vibe sleep like everyone does every night. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.680 Wait, are you vibing tracking your sleep? 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.840 A couple of different aspects of the sleep. So sleep 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:04.879 tracking is definitely a part of it. I had this 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.679 really old fit bit and I'd forgotten about it, but 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.640 I was like, I used to use that to track 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.800 my sleep, So I redownloaded the app. 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:13.000 I've like charged it up. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.160 I've been sleeping with it for the past couple of weeks, 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.160 and I have a goal, and it's to get eight 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.760 hours of sleep a night. Because yeah, I knew it 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:22.560 was gonna come. 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:24.879 Anyone that has a child is going to be like, 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.440 fuck off you are. You're opening yourself up here. 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:30.879 I used to have one of them, and I felt 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:32.080 personally victimized. 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:33.399 So that's why I stopped using it. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.520