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Speaker 1: Online shopping.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm very versed in it.

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Speaker 3: However, I don't do my my grocery shopping online.

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Speaker 1: No, I go more use to the Amazon and all

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Speaker 1: of that.

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Speaker 3: Anything sort of absolutely anything else, just not grocery shopping.

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Speaker 3: But we were talking about it the other day and

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Speaker 3: because you know, quite a lot of people around the

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Speaker 3: office do do it.

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Speaker 1: I have done it any time, have you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yes, evidently I didn't realize this happened.

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Speaker 3: But if you order something and they don't have it,

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Speaker 3: they will take it upon themselves to substitute it with

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Speaker 3: something else. I was actually ordering flowers online for my

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Speaker 3: mum's birthday the other day, and the florist did say,

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Speaker 3: if we don't have those flowers, we will substitute it.

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Speaker 3: And it's like, well, there's not much I can do

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Speaker 3: about it. So anyway, Susie, our producer, she ordered some

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Speaker 3: foundation one day, as in makeup okay, and they didn't

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Speaker 3: have the color she ordered, so they just gave her

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Speaker 3: two shades darker. I mean, clearly a bloke was packing

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Speaker 3: that order. You don't not, No, it is not all

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Speaker 3: the same. It is a very fine line. But there

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Speaker 3: was some there were smudgeled out a bit more, there

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Speaker 3: was a funny bit of audio on TikTok that we

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Speaker 3: came across. This is from a TikTok account called Ren

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Speaker 3: McQueen's vibe.

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Speaker 4: Did a click and click from Wallie's Today and if

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Speaker 4: you know, you know right, I got some chicken thigh, right,

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Speaker 4: I got some chicken thie. And when they don't have

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Speaker 4: a product and stop, they replace it with something house,

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Speaker 4: substitute it for something else. This was my substitution a

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Speaker 4: protein snack, a chocolate protein snack, and I eat these.

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Speaker 4: These are great, love them. But how am I supposed

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Speaker 4: to make sarte chicken with that?

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Speaker 1: Try a new recipe? Usually we just get a list

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Speaker 1: of what wasn't available and then I run down farmer

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Speaker 1: Jacks or the igator, you know, to top up the order. Woman,

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Speaker 1: we've had the purpose.

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Speaker 2: So there was a lot of comment under Red Queen's

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Speaker 2: a vibe. Red McQueen is a vibe.

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Speaker 3: Someone said, I once ordered six bananas and they substituted.

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Speaker 2: It for six packets of party.

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Speaker 3: Mixed lollies Lolly bananas slightly different. Help if someone's wraps

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Speaker 3: were substituted for crumpets. You can't wait to make you know,

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Speaker 3: Chipotle chicken crumpets. Oh, this person ordered frozen broccoli and

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Speaker 3: got frozen pizza, so tried to be healthy, but the

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Speaker 3: universe had other plans.

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Speaker 2: Very funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had substitutions before where it doesn't happen often,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes if there's a new product and they just

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Speaker 1: they just throw it in just in the in the

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Speaker 1: hope that you'll go, oh, that's good. I've heard that happens.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing you can't argue with a freebee. What did

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Speaker 3: you get instead of in your grocery order?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had to try and make a stir

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Speaker 1: fry with a protein?

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Speaker 3: But doing a grocery shopping online can be an adventure

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Speaker 3: because when they don't have what you want, they'll put

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Speaker 3: something in instead, something like we're talking about what you

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Speaker 3: got instead of in your grocery order today.

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Speaker 2: Todd in Rockingham said, I used.

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Speaker 1: To work for one of the Big two an insight.

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Speaker 3: A customer ordered rubber gloves which weren't in stock, and

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Speaker 3: the system suggested condoms as a substitute. Gloving up your

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Speaker 3: hand one finger at a time, look it's one for

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Speaker 3: every finger, or squeezing your whole hand into a looking

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Speaker 3: like a lobster claw.

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Speaker 1: Just remember, Lisa, if it's not on, it's not on.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, the staff member put it in apparently, let's go

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Speaker 3: to Calviscott Alan, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Could you top that?

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Speaker 2: What you get.

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Speaker 1: My young blade in the golf and he ordered some

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Speaker 1: golf club move sweet And when the parcel puned up,

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Speaker 1: it was a mood ring.

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Speaker 2: A mood ring.

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Speaker 1: Clubs just what every golfer needs.

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Speaker 3: Color didn't go when he got.

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Speaker 1: A very dark, very dark that was that was his mood.

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Speaker 2: Pretty random. A mood ring instead of golf clubs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, thank you allan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to love a mood ring when I

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Speaker 2: was a twenty year old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but not when you were not when you're about

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Speaker 1: to hit the golf course.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: You can't swing one of those.

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Speaker 2: You cannot.

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Speaker 1: Definitely not substitution fails. I think we would. We would

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Speaker 1: call them one message through my friends. Bacon was substituted

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Speaker 1: for oreos. I guess I just figured you ordered calories,

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Speaker 1: didn't you, So you go it's something nuts bacon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we Wendy, this is the second one that

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Speaker 3: got condoms instead of something Wendy wanted rubber balloons.

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Speaker 2: And got condoms instead.

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Speaker 1: I think that I think that Supermarket's AI suggestion bot

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Speaker 1: might be a little off at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Track mind one, track mind bot.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a yeah, that's that's a very specific that's

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Speaker 3: a specific party.

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Speaker 2: That one.

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Speaker 1: That's a surprise ordering them for your kid's birthday party.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we are.

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Speaker 3: Talking about what you got instead of in your grocery order.

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Speaker 3: Pauline says, mine wasn't groceries, it was a moonpig order.

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Speaker 3: I ordered a soft toy for my brand new niece

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Speaker 3: in the UK and they sent a novelty mug but

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Speaker 3: said f.

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Speaker 2: You, I mean really.

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Speaker 1: For you.

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Speaker 3: By the way, let's go to Donnybrook Miranda.

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Speaker 2: Hello Miranda, Miranda, good morning. What happened? What did you get?

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Speaker 5: So we often have baby wipes in our car to

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Speaker 5: wipe our.

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Speaker 2: Hands, putting, fueling or eating.

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Speaker 5: The most multifunctional items, so we ordered some. You know,

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Speaker 5: we don't have a child anymore, ordered some and as

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Speaker 5: a replace when I didn't have them, we got newborn nappies.

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Speaker 5: You can just imagine and wiping. You're wiping your hands

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Speaker 5: with a nappy, or you're hungry Jack wiping your up

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Speaker 5: your whopper with a nappy.

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Speaker 1: Do they absorb the petrol after you've been at the

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Speaker 1: petrol station.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's not a good look.

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Speaker 2: No, not a good look.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, thank you appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: There's a ripper on the text. Tracy and Cloverdale said,

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Speaker 3: I had a two tins of tuna and received two

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Speaker 3: tins of snappy Tom.

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Speaker 1: It's tuna, just a little if you're walking around with

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Speaker 1: the trolley and I know you guys work really really hard.

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Speaker 1: I've seen you guys work up. But just just a

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Speaker 1: little bit of thought into it, is there?

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Speaker 3: What I'm curious about is this just the people doing

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Speaker 3: it making a decision or is there a you know,

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Speaker 3: an a I bought something's telling them what to have instead.

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Speaker 2: Maybe use your own initiative.

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Speaker 1: Not on shelf, try this instead. And then they're coming

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Speaker 1: up with just the wrong suggestions. It needs a reprogram.

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Speaker 1: Trust your own self, I think so.

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Speaker 3: Online grocery shopping substitutions. Who knew it could be such

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Speaker 3: an adventure when you fill out what you want? Minefield,

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Speaker 3: that's what we've been talking about this morning. What did

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Speaker 3: you get instead of in your grocery order? Steve from

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Speaker 3: Rockingham says, our first attempt at online shopping, was ordering

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Speaker 3: feminine products for my wife and.

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Speaker 2: We received a box of tissues.

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Speaker 3: They did come in handy as we use them to

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Speaker 3: wipe the tears away that we had laughed working out

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Speaker 3: how she was going to use those instead. That's interesting

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Speaker 3: because on the TikTok thread that we were reading about

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Speaker 3: this this morning, someone said they got substituted tampons for

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Speaker 3: toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not gonna work.

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Speaker 1: I mean, people were using all sorts of things during COVID,

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Speaker 1: though at one stage they would have taken anything