WEBVTT - MINI: Britt has been BETRAYED by Mitch 💔

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch, you're one of my best friends. Laura obviously you're

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<v Speaker 1>another one. But Laura has never betrayed me in the

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<v Speaker 1>way that Mitch Churry has recently betrayed me in a

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<v Speaker 1>way no one should ever betray a friend. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>no secret that I have a low key, high key

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<v Speaker 1>obsession with the one and only Lewis Capaldi. Now, if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know Lewis Capaldi, he sings this banger?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he Scottish Scottish Irish Sherri. You have more than

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<v Speaker 2>an obsession with this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You for the amount of time that we've been working together,

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<v Speaker 3>you have brought him up an awkward amount of times.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no secret. I think he's brilliant. I think he's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I want him to sing at my wedding. My partner

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<v Speaker 1>Men who lives in Scotland, who lives down the road

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<v Speaker 1>from Lewis Capaldi, asked Lewis one night when Lewis was

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<v Speaker 1>drunk if he would sing at our wedding, and Lewis

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<v Speaker 1>said yes, minor technicality.

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<v Speaker 2>Lewis was too drunk to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, recently, Mitch and I were on holidays together and

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<v Speaker 1>we were having a little sit down Chin wag and

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<v Speaker 1>we had said to each other, who is the one

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<v Speaker 1>person you want to interview this year? Like if you

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<v Speaker 1>could pick anyone, Mitch said Tina Fey. I said, Lewis Capaldi,

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<v Speaker 1>you did flash forward?

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<v Speaker 4>I know it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch runs in, Like I live down the road from Lewis.

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<v Speaker 1>When I'm overseas in Scotland, Mitch runs in to Lewis

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<v Speaker 1>Capaldi has the audacity to message me as it's happening,

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<v Speaker 1>saying I'm with Lewis, And I said, obviously, mention me

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<v Speaker 1>ask him to sing oft my wedding do me as solid?

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<v Speaker 1>And he basically didn't and hung up on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me the right of reply. I Britain.

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<v Speaker 5>I weren't traveling together anymore, Okay, as far as I

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<v Speaker 5>saw it, friendship over for the travel trip.

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<v Speaker 4>I was traveling solo alone in London.

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<v Speaker 5>I was at the high end, forget about it. I

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<v Speaker 5>was at the designer stores. I can't afford any of it.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'm just looking like browsing because I'm killing time.

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<v Speaker 5>It's minus five degrees in London, so I'm shopping and

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<v Speaker 5>I bump into this this little pudgy character. Oh sorry mate.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, oh I know that Axe, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>call Lewis Capaldi a pudgy character. One day he's going

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<v Speaker 3>to come on this show and then we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to be like, oh, I remember the time that Mitch

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<v Speaker 3>offended you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I've interviewed him four times and I said, oh, sorry, Budy.

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<v Speaker 5>He went ohes and then I went, that's los CAPARTI

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<v Speaker 5>walked off. I'm going to message my best friend britt

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<v Speaker 5>and go britt just bumped into your dream man, Lewis Capaldi,

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<v Speaker 5>and off, I went what I what? Then followed I've

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<v Speaker 5>actually I knew this was going to happen. I have

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<v Speaker 5>printed out the transcript of the text exchange. Laura Burn,

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<v Speaker 5>Can you take this script for the purpose of my

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<v Speaker 5>difference that is private?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's not really.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing that happens between the two of you or the

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<v Speaker 3>three of us is private. Always ends up on this show.

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<v Speaker 5>Play the role of Brittany Hockley, Laura Burn. So, just,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, push your nose up a bit and be mean,

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<v Speaker 5>and I will.

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<v Speaker 2>Demoted from my best friend this moment.

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<v Speaker 4>I made it, this moment, Brittany.

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<v Speaker 3>I have your back and I will be your best

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<v Speaker 3>friend in this Okay, I'm ready to be Britt.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been waiting my whole life for this role.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So I pull my phone out and I go, oh

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<v Speaker 5>my god, Oh my god, Britt, I just ran into

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<v Speaker 5>someone you love.

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<v Speaker 4>Lewis Capaldi like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, Pun, I get it. Okay. Britt says,

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<v Speaker 2>stop it. Are you see there is?

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<v Speaker 4>I say, yeah, he basically had a coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Mitch sends multiple pictures.

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<v Speaker 4>Was the first one, Britt, I think was of his

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<v Speaker 4>foot right. I was nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like from his legs down, But I still

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<v Speaker 2>recognize that.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you up to signs of life at this point

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<v Speaker 3>where You're like, I need proof. I need proof that

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<v Speaker 3>this is actually the real Lewis Capaldi. Proof proof, prove Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Britt then goes on to say, ha ha ha you

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<v Speaker 3>wish Okay, Mitch, you have to do me a solid.

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<v Speaker 3>Please talk to him. And this is all in capital

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<v Speaker 3>so she's screaming at you. At this point, I say no, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>I say no again.

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<v Speaker 2>I FaceTime you.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't pick up.

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<v Speaker 2>I FaceTime you again.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I write pick up the phone now in screaming,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I FaceTime again fourth time.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I write, Mitch, he needs to sing at.

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<v Speaker 4>My wedding, and I said, you're not even engaged? What wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>This is still in caps my new minor technicality. Tell

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<v Speaker 2>him you work in radio with Carl sand Lands. I

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<v Speaker 2>think they know each other.

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<v Speaker 5>As if can I just pause down in the middle

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<v Speaker 5>of a designer store in London, me dropping Kyle Sandalands

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<v Speaker 5>would work?

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<v Speaker 3>You name dropping would be the most embarrassing thing that's

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<v Speaker 3>happened to all of us. Okay, Britt, you continue.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you'd stop there, but you hadn't. You wrote

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<v Speaker 3>all that you've been staying with Ben. He is a

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<v Speaker 3>massive Celtics fan. Ben is also Britt's boyfriend. If you

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, if you were my real best friend, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 3>you would do this.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I love you, but you are insane.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you wrote you never take me seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said bye with the eye emoji. I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 4>the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you dare? It's all you wrote back?

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<v Speaker 4>She actually said, don't you day? Mitch's true?

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<v Speaker 2>That sorry I was. I was leaving out the spelling

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<v Speaker 2>around don't you day?

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<v Speaker 3>And then she wrote dare and then that's the truth,

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<v Speaker 3>and then another screaming Mitch at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard enough, Britt.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to be the impartial person here because obviously

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<v Speaker 3>I was not a part of this conversation, but I

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<v Speaker 3>do feel like I was a part of it now

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<v Speaker 3>after seeing the evidence. And you sound like a psychopath.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, But I love you, cute psychopath.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking anymore. This thresome is over. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>packing up my bags and going to see Lewis cap.

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<v Speaker 3>He's never going to sing at your wedding because he's

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<v Speaker 3>going to realize you're insane.

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<v Speaker 5>And I called him pudgy on the radio, so I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think all hopes of that are off.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you, Bret, I love you.

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<v Speaker 3>Look guys, coming up, we've got a thousand dollars up

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<v Speaker 3>for grabs.

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<v Speaker 2>Next for a genius kid.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you have a child who is very smart,

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<v Speaker 3>of your kid listening to this, A thousand dollars from

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<v Speaker 3>office works if you can answer this little quiz we've

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<v Speaker 3>got going on.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, that's next on the pickup