Speaker 1: Mitch, you're one of my best friends. Laura obviously you're
Speaker 1: another one. But Laura has never betrayed me in the
Speaker 1: way that Mitch Churry has recently betrayed me in a
Speaker 1: way no one should ever betray a friend. So it's
Speaker 1: no secret that I have a low key, high key
Speaker 1: obsession with the one and only Lewis Capaldi. Now, if
Speaker 1: you don't know Lewis Capaldi, he sings this banger?
Speaker 2: Is he Scottish Scottish Irish Sherri. You have more than
Speaker 2: an obsession with this guy.
Speaker 3: You for the amount of time that we've been working together,
Speaker 3: you have brought him up an awkward amount of times.
Speaker 1: It's no secret. I think he's brilliant. I think he's funny.
Speaker 1: I want him to sing at my wedding. My partner
Speaker 1: Men who lives in Scotland, who lives down the road
Speaker 1: from Lewis Capaldi, asked Lewis one night when Lewis was
Speaker 1: drunk if he would sing at our wedding, and Lewis
Speaker 1: said yes, minor technicality.
Speaker 2: Lewis was too drunk to remember.
Speaker 1: Now, recently, Mitch and I were on holidays together and
Speaker 1: we were having a little sit down Chin wag and
Speaker 1: we had said to each other, who is the one
Speaker 1: person you want to interview this year? Like if you
Speaker 1: could pick anyone, Mitch said Tina Fey. I said, Lewis Capaldi,
Speaker 1: you did flash forward?
Speaker 4: I know it is.
Speaker 1: Mitch runs in, Like I live down the road from Lewis.
Speaker 1: When I'm overseas in Scotland, Mitch runs in to Lewis
Speaker 1: Capaldi has the audacity to message me as it's happening,
Speaker 1: saying I'm with Lewis, And I said, obviously, mention me
Speaker 1: ask him to sing oft my wedding do me as solid?
Speaker 1: And he basically didn't and hung up on me.
Speaker 4: Give me the right of reply. I Britain.
Speaker 5: I weren't traveling together anymore, Okay, as far as I
Speaker 5: saw it, friendship over for the travel trip.
Speaker 4: I was traveling solo alone in London.
Speaker 5: I was at the high end, forget about it. I
Speaker 5: was at the designer stores. I can't afford any of it.
Speaker 5: But I'm just looking like browsing because I'm killing time.
Speaker 5: It's minus five degrees in London, so I'm shopping and
Speaker 5: I bump into this this little pudgy character. Oh sorry mate.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh I know that Axe, I don't
Speaker 3: call Lewis Capaldi a pudgy character. One day he's going
Speaker 3: to come on this show and then we're gonna have
Speaker 3: to be like, oh, I remember the time that Mitch
Speaker 3: offended you.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: I've interviewed him four times and I said, oh, sorry, Budy.
Speaker 5: He went ohes and then I went, that's los CAPARTI
Speaker 5: walked off. I'm going to message my best friend britt
Speaker 5: and go britt just bumped into your dream man, Lewis Capaldi,
Speaker 5: and off, I went what I what? Then followed I've
Speaker 5: actually I knew this was going to happen. I have
Speaker 5: printed out the transcript of the text exchange. Laura Burn,
Speaker 5: Can you take this script for the purpose of my
Speaker 5: difference that is private?
Speaker 2: I know it's not really.
Speaker 3: Nothing that happens between the two of you or the
Speaker 3: three of us is private. Always ends up on this show.
Speaker 5: Play the role of Brittany Hockley, Laura Burn. So, just,
Speaker 5: you know, push your nose up a bit and be mean,
Speaker 5: and I will.
Speaker 2: Demoted from my best friend this moment.
Speaker 4: I made it, this moment, Brittany.
Speaker 3: I have your back and I will be your best
Speaker 3: friend in this Okay, I'm ready to be Britt.
Speaker 2: I've been waiting my whole life for this role.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: So I pull my phone out and I go, oh
Speaker 5: my god, Oh my god, Britt, I just ran into
Speaker 5: someone you love.
Speaker 4: Lewis Capaldi like that.
Speaker 2: I like that, Pun, I get it. Okay. Britt says,
Speaker 2: stop it. Are you see there is?
Speaker 4: I say, yeah, he basically had a coffee.
Speaker 2: And then Mitch sends multiple pictures.
Speaker 4: Was the first one, Britt, I think was of his
Speaker 4: foot right. I was nervous.
Speaker 2: It was like from his legs down, But I still
Speaker 2: recognize that.
Speaker 3: Were you up to signs of life at this point
Speaker 3: where You're like, I need proof. I need proof that
Speaker 3: this is actually the real Lewis Capaldi. Proof proof, prove Okay.
Speaker 3: Britt then goes on to say, ha ha ha you
Speaker 3: wish Okay, Mitch, you have to do me a solid.
Speaker 3: Please talk to him. And this is all in capital
Speaker 3: so she's screaming at you. At this point, I say no, Mitch.
Speaker 4: I say no again.
Speaker 2: I FaceTime you.
Speaker 4: You don't pick up.
Speaker 2: I FaceTime you again.
Speaker 3: Then I write pick up the phone now in screaming,
Speaker 3: and then I FaceTime again fourth time.
Speaker 2: Then I write, Mitch, he needs to sing at.
Speaker 4: My wedding, and I said, you're not even engaged? What wedding?
Speaker 2: This is still in caps my new minor technicality. Tell
Speaker 2: him you work in radio with Carl sand Lands. I
Speaker 2: think they know each other.
Speaker 5: As if can I just pause down in the middle
Speaker 5: of a designer store in London, me dropping Kyle Sandalands
Speaker 5: would work?
Speaker 3: You name dropping would be the most embarrassing thing that's
Speaker 3: happened to all of us. Okay, Britt, you continue.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd stop there, but you hadn't. You wrote
Speaker 3: all that you've been staying with Ben. He is a
Speaker 3: massive Celtics fan. Ben is also Britt's boyfriend. If you
Speaker 3: don't know, if you were my real best friend, Mitch,
Speaker 3: you would do this.
Speaker 4: I said, I love you, but you are insane.
Speaker 2: And then you wrote you never take me seriously.
Speaker 4: And I said bye with the eye emoji. I'm leaving
Speaker 4: the store.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare? It's all you wrote back?
Speaker 4: She actually said, don't you day? Mitch's true?
Speaker 2: That sorry I was. I was leaving out the spelling
Speaker 2: around don't you day?
Speaker 3: And then she wrote dare and then that's the truth,
Speaker 3: and then another screaming Mitch at the end.
Speaker 2: I've heard enough, Britt.
Speaker 3: I want to be the impartial person here because obviously
Speaker 3: I was not a part of this conversation, but I
Speaker 3: do feel like I was a part of it now
Speaker 3: after seeing the evidence. And you sound like a psychopath.
Speaker 3: Thank you, But I love you, cute psychopath.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking anymore. This thresome is over. I'm going
Speaker 1: packing up my bags and going to see Lewis cap.
Speaker 3: He's never going to sing at your wedding because he's
Speaker 3: going to realize you're insane.
Speaker 5: And I called him pudgy on the radio, so I
Speaker 5: don't think all hopes of that are off.
Speaker 4: I love you, Bret, I love you.
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Speaker 4: All right, that's next on the pickup