WEBVTT - A Peak Behind the Logies Curtain and Laura's Wedding Scam

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<v Speaker 1>Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands

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<v Speaker 1>were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders

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<v Speaker 1>past and present.

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<v Speaker 2>Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was

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<v Speaker 2>recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and welcome back to

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<v Speaker 2>another episode of.

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<v Speaker 3>Life on Cut.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and we're fresh in rolled enough

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<v Speaker 1>the loagies actually not fresh? Did you just have a

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<v Speaker 1>testy pomp of the log? I feel and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to put this down. I don't know what is wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I feel like I had been hit by

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<v Speaker 1>a bus and I did not have one sip of alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was stone cold cool. Isn't that you thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say sober, A stone called sober.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was cool too. But I feel like I've been.

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<v Speaker 3>Here by a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>You got out of the car this morning, and normally

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, no, britt you look great.

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<v Speaker 5>You physically look great.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually look for anyone who's watching on YouTube, ah

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<v Speaker 2>prettey stunning. But when you climbed out of the car today,

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<v Speaker 2>the way you.

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<v Speaker 1>Say climbed makes me feel like the reading the girl

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<v Speaker 1>from the Reating.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually climbs out of you. I was like, wow, you

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<v Speaker 5>look like what's his name?

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<v Speaker 4>Swamp Gullum?

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<v Speaker 3>No, what's the guy I was on two and a

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<v Speaker 3>half Men, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen after hour.

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<v Speaker 5>I look like, Charlie, are you cook? You've rolled out

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<v Speaker 5>with your leather jacket?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I was like, what are you doing? Britney? But

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<v Speaker 3>look now you're gorgeous. You really pulled it together.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is the same person that just swamp Donkey

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<v Speaker 1>out of the car, Laura. This is the same Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>Sheen from five minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Should we talk about the logos and what it was like?

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<v Speaker 5>No, Charlie she.

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<v Speaker 1>This is giving.

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<v Speaker 5>Charlie Sheen.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the leather jacket and then the hair all everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>It was giving had a big night, but you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have a big night. And I was just as confused

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<v Speaker 2>as everyone else would be.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know what's worse. There's been two major

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<v Speaker 1>insults in our time as friends. One was literally you

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<v Speaker 1>called me swamp donkey. Was it a swamp donkey to

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<v Speaker 1>call you a swamp troll? No, it was swamp donkey.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not easily forgotten when you are a four legged animal.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're referred to a four legged animal that lives

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<v Speaker 1>in a swamp and Charlie, who is a fifty year

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<v Speaker 1>old alcoholic a man, imagine finding a donkey in a

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<v Speaker 1>swamp and being like, Brittany.

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<v Speaker 3>Brittany is are you? Do you need help?

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<v Speaker 1>Twice?

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<v Speaker 5>If you're a Milwaukee Brittany is that pretty hark from

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<v Speaker 5>life on card?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, she's seen better day?

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<v Speaker 4>What sound does a donkey make?

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<v Speaker 1>Again?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I forget the fuck is happening to this? El?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, look everyone, I'm started.

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<v Speaker 4>Off with being wildly offended. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, Brittany. I love you, and last night

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<v Speaker 2>you looked absolutely stunning. Some of you might know if

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<v Speaker 2>you're following along on Instagram last night, well, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>You would probably know it was.

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<v Speaker 1>The logis not from Instagram, just from general news and

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<v Speaker 1>media outlets in general. If you've been following along on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>you may know that we are tended, which was very,

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<v Speaker 1>very exciting. We don't play a significant part at all

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<v Speaker 1>in the logis like, it's actually shocking to us.

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<v Speaker 3>That we even get invited.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, I ate pigs nipple on, I'm a celebrity,

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<v Speaker 1>Get me out of here to get my spot.

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<v Speaker 4>At the locus.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well I'll speak to myself.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not shocking that you were there, but maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>more shocking that I was there. I mean people, So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, people in different parts of media always go

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<v Speaker 1>to the logis and there's always a huge radio aspect

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<v Speaker 1>at the logis, so obviously we work for radio, We

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<v Speaker 1>work for ARN so that is another reason that you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see people like us there. So even if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>eat nipples next year, which maybe I will anyway, but

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<v Speaker 1>we'll probably still be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Well maybe maybe not.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we'll never get uninvited. Now because Charlie.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheen caused a scene what we thought we would make

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<v Speaker 1>this episode a bit of a peek behind the curtains

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<v Speaker 1>of what was the logos there were, truly, I think

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<v Speaker 1>some very incredible industry highlights from this logis.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I feel kind of different about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you feel, Britt, but I last

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<v Speaker 2>year was a little bit disenchanted, and they think sometimes TV,

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<v Speaker 2>especially free to air, it's definitely struggled over recent years,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I didn't feel as excited about going to

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<v Speaker 2>the logis this year. But the actual logos themselves, Sampaign's

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<v Speaker 2>his opening speech, some of the awards, some of the

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<v Speaker 2>incredible talent who won awards. Last night, I found myself

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<v Speaker 2>crying at almost every single award.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we cried a lot. There were definitely a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of tears. But I'm different. I was really excited for

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<v Speaker 1>the Logis. I love these industry events, and I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>for the Red Carpet the most, not because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>red carpet, but because it's the only time that I

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<v Speaker 1>can think of of the entire year that you actually

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<v Speaker 1>get to socialize with other people in your industry. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not like a ten minute interview here or there that's

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<v Speaker 1>for work. Like the Red Carpet isn't just a red carpet.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't just go and walk it, get your photos

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<v Speaker 1>and get off. It's like everyone from the industry is

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<v Speaker 1>seeing each other on the way down. You're talking, you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying hello, you're catching up. It goes for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of hours and it's like a social event because once

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<v Speaker 1>you're inside the Logis, there's no socializing. Really, you're seated

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<v Speaker 1>at a table. And this is some of the questions

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<v Speaker 1>you guys had, but like you're seated at a table

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<v Speaker 1>and you get served meals and cheese and food.

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<v Speaker 4>And drinks, and the awards go for hours, so you hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so once you're in there, you're very contained to

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<v Speaker 1>the group of people that you're with, which is probably

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<v Speaker 1>like six to eight people. So the red carpet for me, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I love to dress up because we never get to

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<v Speaker 1>do it, but I love just hanging out with other

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<v Speaker 1>industry people and having a nice little catch up.

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<v Speaker 5>It's always so funny too, because people in entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>Are wild, like they're always lid, they're always on, they're

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<v Speaker 1>always full of energy.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just think it's a good vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't the Red carpet for me, Like, yes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>fun to see people from the industry, but genuinely, the

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<v Speaker 2>awards ceremony this year I thought was done so well.

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<v Speaker 3>But look, you guys had heaps of questions about it.

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<v Speaker 2>We have our own feelings about it, and we thought,

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<v Speaker 2>why not do a little bit of a mini chat

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<v Speaker 2>around what the night was like from people who got

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<v Speaker 2>to see it from the back row.

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<v Speaker 5>We put up a little question box on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 6>Firstly, there were four percent of people who said they

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<v Speaker 6>didn't want to hear about the LOGI, So sorry to

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<v Speaker 6>the three hundred people, which was more than I predicted

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<v Speaker 6>a lot, but if you think statistically, ninety six percent

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<v Speaker 6>of people did want to hear.

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<v Speaker 4>About the logis.

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<v Speaker 6>So I had a couple of questions come in, and

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<v Speaker 6>there were great questions. I thought the same things.

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<v Speaker 3>First one was what was the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>Best part for me was the boy Swallows Universe is

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<v Speaker 1>just the fucking best series.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't seen it, go watch it Trent Dalton's book.

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<v Speaker 2>It's incredible. But Felix Cameron, who was the actor, he's

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<v Speaker 2>only fifteen years old, so he won two different Logis,

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<v Speaker 2>but he won this Silver LOGI for Best Lead Actor

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<v Speaker 2>in Drama and he was up against his co star,

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<v Speaker 2>so his other brother.

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<v Speaker 5>His speech was so.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful and he burst out crying when he was thanking

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<v Speaker 2>all the people in his life and his much, but

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<v Speaker 2>he also thanked his drama teacher, which I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>was the most amazing part of it. That's when he

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<v Speaker 2>seemed to get really, really emotional, and you think, like

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<v Speaker 2>the impact that teachers can have in your life, And

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<v Speaker 2>to think he's his fifteen year old kid who literally

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<v Speaker 2>is still in school who has been going through doing

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<v Speaker 2>drama classes and figuring what he wants to do in

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<v Speaker 2>the world, and then he scored this amazing role. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just so beautiful and it was so pure, and

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<v Speaker 2>you could just tell how much he wasn't jaded by

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<v Speaker 2>the industry and was so grateful to be there.

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<v Speaker 3>It was incredible, incredible. That was my highlight by far.

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<v Speaker 1>My highlight for me was definitely Sampang hosting. He was

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<v Speaker 1>very funny, But for me, it was probably on top

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<v Speaker 1>of that Larry finally winning the LOGI like Larry, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how many times he's been nominated, but years

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<v Speaker 1>after years. He's been in the industry for like forty

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<v Speaker 1>years and he's never won anything. And he said he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to tattoo all the other nominees' initials on

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<v Speaker 1>his butt live on TV this morning if he won,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's doing it any won, which also fair care

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<v Speaker 1>because if you make a bet like that, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to follow through.

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<v Speaker 5>Larry.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually met Larry strength This is a bit of

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<v Speaker 6>a weird inception moment, but when I was helping Matt

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<v Speaker 6>and Ash launch their podcast, Larry Emda was the first guest,

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<v Speaker 6>so we went to Larry's house to record it. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>in media, I think when you've been in media for

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<v Speaker 6>long enough, you meet some people and they are one

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<v Speaker 6>person to the camera and a different person behind closed doors.

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<v Speaker 6>Larry was a little bit of that, but in the

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<v Speaker 6>best way. He's a lot less professional. He's so funny,

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<v Speaker 6>and he has heaps of tattoos that he like got

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<v Speaker 6>with his kids.

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<v Speaker 2>He is so nice, but he is so unwaveringly nice,

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<v Speaker 2>like I hears the person that you see him. He's

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<v Speaker 2>always got a smile on his face. He's always happy

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<v Speaker 2>to see you, he always has.

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<v Speaker 3>Time for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He is so perfectly nice, and I'm like, you must

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<v Speaker 1>be a robot. You can't be a real person inside there.

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<v Speaker 1>The real Larry's been abducted and you are Madame Triussade

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<v Speaker 1>wax Doll.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I think.

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<v Speaker 6>It was funny because I think the most endearing thing

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<v Speaker 6>about him he's been with his wife for so long.

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<v Speaker 5>There's the type of couple that they just take the piss.

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<v Speaker 6>Out of each other. I absolutely stan Larry. I was

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<v Speaker 6>so stoked that he won the Gold LOGI.

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<v Speaker 2>They've also been together for a long time, and he

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely worships the ground that she walks on, which I

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<v Speaker 2>think means so much and like really like holds him

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<v Speaker 2>up as such a great guy when someone has been

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<v Speaker 2>married to their partner for so long and still speaks

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<v Speaker 2>so highly about them when not in the room, when

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<v Speaker 2>they are in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's awesome, Larry. We love y'all.

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<v Speaker 5>Next question, did you eat the gold lamb?

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<v Speaker 6>There was also questions about what happens with the food

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<v Speaker 6>when you get there, like do you eat?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it served to you? They're multiple courses, so the food.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole situation with the food is a weird one

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<v Speaker 2>because you do the red carpet first.

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<v Speaker 5>It starts very early.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts at about three point thirty and it runs

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<v Speaker 2>until five o'clock. And at five o'clock that is when

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<v Speaker 2>the food is served. So five o'clock entrees are on

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<v Speaker 2>the table and you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Being what is it early bird special? I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>as a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for this, Yeah, But basically it's because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to serve any food during the actual show,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have your entrees are served at five very

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<v Speaker 1>shortly after the mains are served, and it's a drop

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<v Speaker 1>plates like one person gets the fish, one person gets

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<v Speaker 1>a lamb, one person gets whatever else.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you just swap it around with whoever at

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<v Speaker 4>the table.

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<v Speaker 2>You finish up your meals, and then once all that's

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<v Speaker 2>been cleared, that's when the show starts. So you feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you've already been there for so many hours because

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<v Speaker 2>you've already done from five until seven thirty seated, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the show starts at seven thirty on live TV.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, the beef or the lamb, sorry, came out unnecessarily,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion.

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<v Speaker 4>Coated in gold.

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<v Speaker 5>It was actual gold.

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<v Speaker 1>It was gold flaking, Yeah, gold foil, not real gold.

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<v Speaker 1>What's edible gold foil?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Did it need it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Did we eat it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes we did.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you've got heavy metal poisoning your wife feel so off?

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<v Speaker 4>Today's I'm a.

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<v Speaker 5>Swamp dongkey, she's got a toxin in the garden.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't look like dot you You do look beautiful Bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>We get so many compliments about how beautiful you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to take you down a peg, No I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to move it along, Okay. Next question, how

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<v Speaker 1>many people bail mid ceremony?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people. It goes very very long.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if you're in back tables, you can sneak

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<v Speaker 2>out a little bit earlier. It does finish at like

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<v Speaker 2>almost midnight, finishes at eleven forty five. And for a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people, because it was on a Sunday night,

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<v Speaker 2>we all had to work Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>By the time you finish, you've been there eight hours.

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<v Speaker 1>So on our table, a couple of people snuck out

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<v Speaker 1>before the gold Ok, you're sorry, Larry, was it either

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<v Speaker 1>of you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we cannot confirm, not to night.

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<v Speaker 5>Trying to sneak out, and you're what were they?

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<v Speaker 6>Little mirrors are just like clinking along their clinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Sneak anywhere in that.

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<v Speaker 5>It was little sequence. But yeah, so a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>people do leave.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing that you might not be aware of

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<v Speaker 1>is that they have seat warmers seat fellers. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna put things on your seat to keep

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<v Speaker 1>your seat warm.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that bouchy.

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<v Speaker 2>If you leave your seat for too long and you

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<v Speaker 2>are within the camera range, they have people come in

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<v Speaker 2>and take your seat and then you can't get your

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<v Speaker 2>seat back until the next ad break, So you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to wait outside to the next ad break because they

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<v Speaker 2>don't want it to appear on live TV as though

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<v Speaker 2>it's empty at all.

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<v Speaker 6>Do those people are they like actors that get dressed

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<v Speaker 6>up in attire that makes you think that they would

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<v Speaker 6>be a person.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a guest.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just staff because you can't see them that closely.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the camera's just roam overhead. So it's just

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not empty seats. It's it's pretty smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, people can apply to be seat fillers, so they're

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<v Speaker 2>the general public, but they have to dress as though

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<v Speaker 2>they're at the logo, so they're dressed in nice clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not dressed like weight staff or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But they are general public who can put in an

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<v Speaker 2>application or apply or buy tickets to be a seat filler.

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<v Speaker 5>And she's like, I know what I'm doing. That just

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<v Speaker 5>to me sounds so interesting because you like literally a

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<v Speaker 5>fly on the wall. Yeah, and you don't know where

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to end up.

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<v Speaker 3>You could sit next to Hamish Black, that would be fun.

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<v Speaker 5>It would be okay, next one who got wasted?

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<v Speaker 1>No one, No one that I saw that was of merit.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people as in like no like celebrities and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like wow, receipt fillers said, there are a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of drunk plubs is what Laura's saying. No, there were

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<v Speaker 1>definitely people that get Liddy City, but none of like

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<v Speaker 1>the big, the big stars of the night.

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<v Speaker 5>They were all very welcome. I think there were so

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<v Speaker 5>many people up for awards.

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<v Speaker 1>The last thing you want to do is win an

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<v Speaker 1>award be drunk on stage.

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<v Speaker 5>That's such as a balancing act, isn't it? Like it's

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<v Speaker 5>the sea saw.

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<v Speaker 1>This happened to me when I went to the Media

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<v Speaker 1>Week Awards because I hadn't drunk all year, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think I had two wines, and I was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Where I never forget you at the podcast, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to talk about that, we don't have to talk

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<v Speaker 4>about it. But because you've got very liddy city.

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<v Speaker 1>That was one of the more unprofessional moments of my

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<v Speaker 1>entire life.

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<v Speaker 4>What the hooking or.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, fuck it, let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was twenty twenty two, twenty twenty one,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I got too excited by the open bar situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, we got there so early and we didn't eat

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<v Speaker 1>because we thought we were going.

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<v Speaker 4>To get food there and we didn't get food.

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<v Speaker 5>And I got oh mate, that was one of the

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<v Speaker 5>worst hangovers I've ever had in my life, and I

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<v Speaker 5>made some questionable choices. Would I do it again differently?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Which would We told Kish did a network, but

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<v Speaker 1>she took it very seriously, like go network new spreads.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, true, but I was saying that.

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<v Speaker 6>At the awards nights, I feel like, because you're so nervous,

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<v Speaker 6>especially if you're up.

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<v Speaker 5>For an award and you think that there's a chance

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to get it.

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<v Speaker 6>I think some people have a couple oft drinks of

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<v Speaker 6>liquid courage, and then you know by the time they

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<v Speaker 6>get up on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have loved to have seen like Andy Lee

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<v Speaker 1>just like half sideway is laying out of the table,

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<v Speaker 1>but no one is like no, everyone is pretty well behaved.

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<v Speaker 5>They are at the after party.

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<v Speaker 4>The after party gets wild.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's just like at a venue straight down below,

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<v Speaker 1>so everyone just walks straight down and that gets wild,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's where you will see celebrities all off their chops.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Dangerous because everyone there works in media. I mean, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say it's.

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<v Speaker 6>Twenty twenty one meet at the podcast. Would I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 6>that other people in media don't go and then talk

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<v Speaker 6>about that NAT's fight club.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like the unspoken rule. It's a safe place for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's because the people who would talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>don't make it to the after party because we're all

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<v Speaker 1>too old and tired. I was like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get up for the kids in the morning, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was home in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>No after party for us.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>So in terms of the seats that you are given

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<v Speaker 6>and designated, firstly, it's designated seating, right, Yeah. Are you

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<v Speaker 6>allowed to get up and go and mingle with other

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<v Speaker 6>people or do you have to kind of like stay

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<v Speaker 6>in your areas? And I guess do they have tears

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<v Speaker 6>of celebrity that you're not supposed to make eye contact me?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make eye contact with table two, three, or four.

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<v Speaker 1>You get seated tables of like a ten or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is. You've got your name plaques or tags, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're seated with people that you work with. So like

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<v Speaker 1>Channel ten might be with Channel ten, or a TV

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<v Speaker 1>show will be with that TV show all the producers

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<v Speaker 1>and the directors and the actors or whatever else it is, streamers,

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<v Speaker 1>the radio, So everyone's in their little groups.

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<v Speaker 5>But you can one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Go mingle with whoever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You just do it in a respectful way when it's

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<v Speaker 1>between ads or between speeches or whatever else like that,

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't want to just go and walk around

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of somebody's speech or a memoriam or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Do people fangirl there or does everyone act

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<v Speaker 1>cool and collected and demure and mindful, Like.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there anyone that just doesn't give a fuck? And

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<v Speaker 5>he's like, oh my god, I'm the beest fan of you,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, and goes in between the tables and goes

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<v Speaker 5>up to the front of the room.

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<v Speaker 4>I see that fangirl.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that happens all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But you've got to remember, like, this is a room

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<v Speaker 2>full of people who work within the same industry, people

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<v Speaker 2>who love the industry, and so there, for example, I

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<v Speaker 2>was standing speaking to Anthony Wiggle.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura fangirl or over the wiggle so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>And also her name's Katerina, but she just she's like

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<v Speaker 2>the red Wiggle. She just had twins.

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>She's walking around the breast pump and a handbag. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was there talking to them, and Celia Pecola, who

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<v Speaker 2>hosts Thank God You're here, she came over and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, Anthony, I have a two

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<v Speaker 2>year old I love you, and so it was really

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<v Speaker 2>quite sweet to see how people respectfully fanned girl people

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<v Speaker 2>in different industries.

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<v Speaker 1>And surprisingly, the Wiggles really like they're like superstars of

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<v Speaker 1>the logis.

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<v Speaker 5>They've crossed so many generations, Anthony in particular.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, say, when it's really humbling to know that

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<v Speaker 1>now the blue wiggle in the Wiggles is Anthony's daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Lucia Crass.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty craziness, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's for all the people who aren't parents, they'll be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, really, but all the people who are

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<v Speaker 2>parents are like, yeah, we all know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, two more questions from me. What happens in the

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<v Speaker 1>ad breaks and how does the entertainment work? In the

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<v Speaker 1>ad breaks, it's when everyone does that mingling between the tables.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's when the stuff playing on the screens back

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<v Speaker 1>at home and everyone gets up, they go to the toilet,

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<v Speaker 1>they grab their drinks, they go to other tables, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you sort of get a little nod that like

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<v Speaker 1>time go back, sit down now, like we're going on.

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<v Speaker 5>Do they like ring a bell? No, it's you can

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<v Speaker 5>still be up when it starts. It's a respect thing.

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<v Speaker 1>When the next presenter comes on the stage, everyone knows

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to like go back to your seat.

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<v Speaker 3>Ad breaks is when the celebrities go and do a shit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it.

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<v Speaker 5>With mate trying to go the toilet in my dress.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got four minutes to do a pood.

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<v Speaker 5>That was one of the questions that came through, and

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<v Speaker 5>that was my last question.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you get to keep your dresses? How do you

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<v Speaker 6>go the toilet in them? So many questions dress related.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe some people get to keep their dresses

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<v Speaker 1>if they buy them, but a lot of people will

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<v Speaker 1>just borrow a dress or loan address from a designer

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<v Speaker 1>or someone who they've beggborrowed and stolen from.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get to keep my dress.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn it. I was gonna ask.

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<v Speaker 3>You would wear it?

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't care.

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<v Speaker 5>And make an event.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was very lucky Kaya who did my wedding dress.

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<v Speaker 1>She is she's just an about rockstart.

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<v Speaker 2>I am quite good friends with her now and so

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<v Speaker 2>when I message her and I was like, I need

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<v Speaker 2>a dress for the logis, do you have anything? She

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<v Speaker 2>sent me a photo of this dress and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you game enough to wear this?

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<v Speaker 3>She's like disco vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like adult dress ups being able to go

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<v Speaker 2>out there and wear something that's so spectacular because it

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<v Speaker 2>just never ever happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want to keep it anyway, Like where would

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<v Speaker 1>you wear it again? You know? And especially my dress

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<v Speaker 1>min was like a wedding dress almost so I got

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<v Speaker 1>mine from Sonya Kapalazzo. She's an amazing designer, wedding designer

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<v Speaker 1>as well down in Melbourne, and I will be taking

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<v Speaker 1>that back as well. Like you definitely do not keep it,

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<v Speaker 1>but you also feel like you have the weight of

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<v Speaker 1>the world on your shoulders, like you can't wreck that

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<v Speaker 1>dress because it's their pride and joy and it.

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<v Speaker 4>Has to go back to them.

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<v Speaker 5>So like that's why I didn't go to the art party.

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<v Speaker 3>I was too worried.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, this dress needs to go home, and

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucked off me now because I was like, this needs

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<v Speaker 1>to go back in a maculate condition.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, quite a few people did message us actually saying

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<v Speaker 6>is this a bit of a sneaky peek as to

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<v Speaker 6>what we're going to get for your wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Dress and maybe you could use it twice. When I

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<v Speaker 1>put it on, I was so in love with it.

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<v Speaker 1>When I put it on, I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't want to wear this to the logans

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<v Speaker 1>and went to wear it for my wedding, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was too big for my wedding, like it was. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>you in thirty degree seventy percent humidity wearing that like

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<v Speaker 1>amazing and spending half an hour trying to get into it,

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<v Speaker 1>you would actually be dead. I pee levitating up to

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<v Speaker 1>the sky pretty god of heat exhaustion on a wedding day.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think it's a sneak peek. No, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 4>I will have that vibe. Yeah, why have fun?

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<v Speaker 5>I just took it so seriously and I appreciate it those.

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<v Speaker 4>Questions and holy think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also I don't know. I'm undercided. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a wedding dress.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what? This is a nice segue. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>talk weddings.

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<v Speaker 5>I literally still have nothing planned.

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<v Speaker 4>I have booked the wedding planner.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to tell you guys the exact date yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is under a year, so it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>far away. The only thing I have booked I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>booked flights accommodation, haven't booked a venue, haven't booked food,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't booked anything. The only thing I've booked is my

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<v Speaker 1>hair and maker good important.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't know where it is. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>when exactly, but I'm gonna look good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing I know is that I've got

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<v Speaker 1>my hair and make care about. I have a question though,

0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:08.040
<v Speaker 1>so photographer, nothing did it come off the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the LOGI so you were like, Oh, I know she

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<v Speaker 1>does a good job and she's a friend, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to book her again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hey, are you free in October?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah it's not October, but yeah, I asked her, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, is not coming to the wind. I did just

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm not telling anybody by the time, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, hey, Britnam him and BALI like, you did.

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<v Speaker 4>It my birthday that year.

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<v Speaker 3>What did I do on your birthday?

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<v Speaker 5>You drove three hours the wrong direction.

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<v Speaker 3>I arrived in time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just you said down the coast, so I head

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<v Speaker 1>down to shoal Haven, not shol Bay, which is up

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<v Speaker 1>the coast.

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<v Speaker 5>Understandably confusing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they shouldn't have named them something so close.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially when they're an equidistance apart and someone says down,

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<v Speaker 2>So I went down and it wasn't down, it was up.

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<v Speaker 5>So I had this conversation with my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so funny Whilst I say, I haven't booked anything, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what I want. I just need to get

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<v Speaker 1>the wheels turning a little bit and actually lock them in.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of why I produce a Kasha and I are

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<v Speaker 1>heading to Bali this week to look at this hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>a venue and lock it down. Anyway, I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to my mom and dad. Ben and I and my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and dad were on FaceTime and we were just

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<v Speaker 1>chatting away, and I was explaining what I want for

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding and I was telling them like, as long

0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:10.159
<v Speaker 1>as you go from this day to this day, the

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<v Speaker 1>wedding will be somewhere in that week.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I haven't locked it in yet, and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Mom's like frantically being like, well, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>book accommodation. And I was like, Mom, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>sort your accommodation right like Ben and I are going

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for the immediate family's accommodation for those few nights.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to cover you guys. How far does that

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<v Speaker 4>extend funny you.

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<v Speaker 3>Should say that you're a second sister.

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<v Speaker 5>Funny you should say that. So so I'm such a start.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it on the work card. So I was explaining

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<v Speaker 1>this to them. I was like, I want you guys

0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:39.680
<v Speaker 1>ought to be together. So we're going to book the

0:21:39.680 --> 0:21:42.600
<v Speaker 1>immediate family's accommodation. And they're like, oh, that's so nice,

0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:44.080
<v Speaker 1>thank you, and I was like, yeah, just I'll keep

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<v Speaker 1>you posting.

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<v Speaker 5>We hang up, and ten minutes later, I'm on.

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<v Speaker 1>My phone and I don't have Facebook as such on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone, but I get messinger alerts and apparently there's

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<v Speaker 1>a huge family chat with not my immediate family, but

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<v Speaker 1>like all my aunties and uncles and all my cousins.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a family chat of like fifty people. And

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<v Speaker 4>I see this message.

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<v Speaker 1>We literally just hang up, Ben and I just hang up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I see a message from my mom pop down

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<v Speaker 1>at the top of my phone. She goes, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>just got off the phone for Brittany. She says she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pay for everyone's accommodation from the wedding.

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<v Speaker 5>Whoo nick.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, Ben, and she's like what,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, surely I've seen this wrong and

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<v Speaker 1>I click into it and there's a whole message and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I message my immediately was like, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to delete this immediately.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got this wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Before I could even contact mom, my aunties started commenting, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, that's so nice.

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<v Speaker 4>That's gonna help so much. And I was like, have

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<v Speaker 4>I just paid for my time?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a connotation. What are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Ben was like, Brittany, you need to do I was like, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you got this wrong. I'm paying for you guys like

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<v Speaker 1>my mom and dad. We need to define what immediate

0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:57.040
<v Speaker 1>family means. Immediate family is not Annie Jane's dog, sister's

0:22:57.080 --> 0:22:58.399
<v Speaker 1>cat that lives down the street.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you bringing a cat to your wedding?

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<v Speaker 5>I think were cut out.

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<v Speaker 4>The entire family that I'm paying for. So anyway, I

0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:08.240
<v Speaker 4>was like, you need to rectify this.

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<v Speaker 3>This reminds me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, parents are very good at accidentally overstepping the

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<v Speaker 2>line without realizing.

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:15.960
<v Speaker 3>And I think it was Matt's sister.

0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:19.399
<v Speaker 2>But when Matt's sister gave birth to her first child,

0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:21.919
<v Speaker 2>right like, so George our nephew. And I wasn't in

0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:23.600
<v Speaker 2>the picture at the time because I met George when

0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:25.160
<v Speaker 2>he was two years old. But I've heard this story

0:23:25.200 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 2>passed down through the family tree. Kate had given birth,

0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:31.639
<v Speaker 2>and Bill had sent some photos around, like her husband

0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:35.080
<v Speaker 2>had sent some photos around in the group chat, and Ellie,

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<v Speaker 2>my mother in law, shared that photo widely, not realizing

0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:42.680
<v Speaker 2>that yes, it was a beautiful photo of the baby,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was also.

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<v Speaker 5>In the baby was in the foreground, that in the background.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the gaping wound that the poor baby had just

0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 1>come from vagina. She didn't she had a looked beyond

0:23:55.680 --> 0:23:57.800
<v Speaker 1>the baby because the baby was so beautiful that there

0:23:57.840 --> 0:24:00.000
<v Speaker 1>was like Kate still birthing a placenta in the background

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<v Speaker 1>out and basically, please don't make that into social gripes because.

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<v Speaker 3>I might get in troubles.

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<v Speaker 5>How long was the photo up for?

0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:10.439
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't up, wasn't posted to Facebook. It was just

0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:11.680
<v Speaker 2>shared within the family, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, when you send it on a WhatsApp group like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that was before you could unsend stuff. Your brothers

0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:17.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to see that, but they got to. They

0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:18.640
<v Speaker 1>got to be in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>And experience it together. It's fine. How did Kate react,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I should ask her because she is such a trooper

0:24:25.800 --> 0:24:29.120
<v Speaker 1>she's such a she's such a good sport. Surely, when

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<v Speaker 1>you've just been ripped open like that, you don't care

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<v Speaker 1>that much.

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:33.080
<v Speaker 3>You're like, whatever, good sport.

0:24:33.160 --> 0:24:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I will call her after this and make sure she's

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<v Speaker 1>fine with me telling that story. You she will be

0:24:37.320 --> 0:24:40.040
<v Speaker 1>because you've told it like three times. I hope she is.

0:24:40.080 --> 0:24:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Because that story has gone around.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gone. Yeah, it's definitely made the trap.

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<v Speaker 5>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Also, speaking of weddings, you might remember on last

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<v Speaker 1>week's episode, at the very end, now, I thought we

0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:51.880
<v Speaker 1>might be able to get away from this scott free.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the very end of the episode, we made

0:24:53.800 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 1>a joke how when it was Matt and my wedding,

0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 1>we got scammed by our wedding planner. And it's been

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<v Speaker 1>so so many years now, and at the time I

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:03.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to tell it because I was so worried

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:05.440
<v Speaker 1>about the backlash or I was so worried that it

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:07.800
<v Speaker 1>would blow up in media, and we just wanted to

0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:10.640
<v Speaker 1>enjoy the name blah blah blah, but we got.

0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 5>Blah blah blah shouldn't be off the back of We

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<v Speaker 5>just wanted to enjoy our.

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Wedding, blah blah, blah blah, we got married, blah blah blah,

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:18.320
<v Speaker 1>we love each other blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get boring, let's talk about the scamming.

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<v Speaker 1>So firstly, kind of like fool us, right, because we

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:26.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of sen me, oh, I shouldn't say we deserved it.

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 3>But we Matt and I got engaged.

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<v Speaker 2>And then one of the very amazing benefits of being

0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 2>able to share on social media is that sometimes you

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:40.879
<v Speaker 2>get things offered to you. And so we had a

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:43.800
<v Speaker 2>wedding planner who offered her services to us because she

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:46.199
<v Speaker 2>wanted to be promoted as a wedding planner. And so

0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:48.760
<v Speaker 2>at the time we were like, look, that's amazing. We

0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:51.600
<v Speaker 2>were obviously paying for everything else, but she was offering

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>her time in in exchange for promotion of her business

0:25:55.640 --> 0:26:00.679
<v Speaker 2>as a wedding planner. So we got engaged, and we

0:26:00.760 --> 0:26:03.359
<v Speaker 2>had quite a couple of years between when we actually

0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 2>got engaged and got married. Firstly, it was COVID, I

0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:08.320
<v Speaker 2>was pregnant with Marley, had a baby. It just like

0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:10.840
<v Speaker 2>it kind of just kept getting pushed down the list

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:13.639
<v Speaker 2>of priorities. But we had always had this wedding planner

0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:15.359
<v Speaker 2>who had kind of like been a part of this

0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 2>journey for years, and we would go and have meetings

0:26:17.840 --> 0:26:19.680
<v Speaker 2>with her. We would talk about what we wanted, and

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 2>we would organize, we'd book things in, we would like

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 2>pay deposits for stuff like all of that was happening

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:26.040
<v Speaker 2>with this one wedding planner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like she was a scammer, like a ghost

0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 1>online that wasn't real.

0:26:30.080 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 5>You were meeting her.

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:33.480
<v Speaker 4>She was very much in your life.

0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 3>She was a real person.

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:37.359
<v Speaker 1>She had a real business, a catfish, She had a

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<v Speaker 1>real office.

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<v Speaker 2>We were six weeks out from the wedding, or actually

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 2>we were about eight weeks out at the time, and

0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I was becoming increasingly nervous because the only things that

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I had received receipts for were the things that I

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 2>had physically booked in myself. So I had booked in

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:55.359
<v Speaker 2>the venue, I had booked in the photographer art, but

0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 2>the other things, like I'm talking like the transport for

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:01.480
<v Speaker 2>our family, the car that was going to get me

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:05.760
<v Speaker 2>to the wedding, the cake, flowers, decorations, like everything that

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 2>you need to kind of bring the wedding together, which

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 2>is what she was organizing. I hadn't seen receipts for

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:15.639
<v Speaker 2>anything yet, so I hadn't actually seen confirmation emails. Everything

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:18.199
<v Speaker 2>had been said, yeah, yeah, it's booked, it's sorted, sorted.

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Had you like paid any money for deposits and that

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:21.120
<v Speaker 2>kind of thing.

0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 1>We'd paid some deposits, but we'd also confirmed suppliers at

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 1>certain quotes and stuff as well, so we'd receive quotes

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:31.120
<v Speaker 1>for chairs, suppliers were all confirmed, deposits were paid anyway,

0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:33.760
<v Speaker 1>So that all happened, and it was about eight weeks

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:37.640
<v Speaker 1>out from the wedding when Britt sends me a screenshot

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.560
<v Speaker 1>from wedshed. So wedshed is a very very popular wedding

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 1>website that a lot of people use if they're getting

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 1>married for suppliers or to talk about services or whatever.

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:48.320
<v Speaker 1>Because my sister Sherry was getting married, So I wasn't

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:50.360
<v Speaker 1>just in a web shed group four years ago.

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 4>I just want to really, if I want to put

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:54.400
<v Speaker 4>that down. I wasn't lurking in a wedding group.

0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:56.720
<v Speaker 1>My sister Sherry was getting married at the same time

0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>as Laura, like I think you guys got married a

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 1>month apart or something. So she Mary was in a group,

0:28:01.520 --> 0:28:04.439
<v Speaker 1>and she had because she's part of life uncut, she

0:28:04.680 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>had known who Laura was using as her wedding planner,

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>and she saw a post go up in the group,

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:10.440
<v Speaker 1>which was like a Facebook group.

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:11.400
<v Speaker 5>It's a Facebook group.

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like our discussion group, but it's for weddings. So

0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:14.919
<v Speaker 1>she saw one post go up.

0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:17.159
<v Speaker 5>That triggered her, and I'll let Laura tell you what

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:17.439
<v Speaker 5>it was.

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>But then she sent it to me and she said,

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think you

0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:23.480
<v Speaker 1>need to pass this onto Laura.

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 4>So I was like, oh shit, So I passed it

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 4>on to Laura.

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 2>So what happened was basically, this post in webshed and

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:31.600
<v Speaker 2>if you're getting married, please go join Facebook and join

0:28:31.680 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 2>the web Shared Facebook group. It's a really really great

0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:36.200
<v Speaker 2>group for brides or for people who are organizing weddings.

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:40.040
<v Speaker 2>And this post was somebody who had organized their flowers

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. So this wedding planet was organizing their floral arrangements.

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:46.400
<v Speaker 2>And basically they'd shown up at their wedding on their

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 2>wedding day and they had spent so much money on

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 2>flowers and there was almost nothing there except for a

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 2>couple of little vases of flower decorations that were on the.

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 3>Table and nothing else.

0:28:56.200 --> 0:28:58.560
<v Speaker 1>And they paid turned on thousands of dollars for their flowers,

0:28:58.560 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 1>like an obscene amount they'd put into their flowers. And

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:03.160
<v Speaker 1>then it was just this onslaught of people who were

0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:06.080
<v Speaker 1>jumping into the comment section who had had similar experiences,

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 1>or they'd rocked up at their wedding and nothing was there,

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>or the person had shown up to the wedding hours

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 1>late to drop off their bridal bouquet. Like it was insane,

0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>the number of people who had had similar experiences around

0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 1>thinking that things were booked in and showing up and

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 1>just nothing was there on their wedding day, like an

0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 1>like a snowball. I was gonna say an avalanche. It

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:27.680
<v Speaker 1>was an avalanche snowball of people that were coming out

0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 1>of the woodworks being like this happened to me, This

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 1>happened to me.

0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 5>God knows how it had gone on for so long.

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.520
<v Speaker 2>It had gone on for so long, and very luckily

0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 2>we had not promoted her at all. So I do

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:37.959
<v Speaker 2>want to say that because I would worry for anyone

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 2>to think that we were like promoting someone who was scamming.

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 2>But basically this all went down. We contacted her and

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 2>were like, can we please get the confirmations for the

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:51.360
<v Speaker 2>suppliers that we have locked in and nothing kind of

0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:53.360
<v Speaker 2>came through from that. So anyway, we were six weeks

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 2>out from the wedding when Matt finally because I'm such

0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 2>a people pleaser that I struggled to pull the plug

0:29:59.160 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 2>on it.

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 3>I was like, no, she's going to come through. Maybe

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 3>this can't be right.

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:04.719
<v Speaker 1>Which is crazy because you'd just seen also like I

0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:07.160
<v Speaker 1>get that, I'm like that too, but when you've seen

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 1>like thirty forty people coming out and saying she did

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 1>the same thing, it's funny that you were still like,

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give another go.

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 4>I know, like you're dating history.

0:30:14.600 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Literally, Yeah, I'll just give him another smidshit, they'll come through.

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 5>I can fix her, I can make her good again.

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 3>I'll be the exception she'll.

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:24.479
<v Speaker 1>Change for mere should be there, She'll bring your flowers.

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 2>But also because we'd met her so many times face

0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 2>to face, and I couldn't believe it because she is

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 2>actually a genuinely lovely person. I think maybe there was

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 2>some big things happening in her life at the time,

0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 2>who knows what the actual story was, but she was

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 2>a really lovely person to speak to.

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, surely this can't be real anyway.

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Matt then was like, look, I'm going to cancel this

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 2>wedding planner. He's like, I'm going to call some suppliers

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:50.040
<v Speaker 2>and figure out if these bookings and confirmations have actually

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>gone through. So, for example, one of the suppliers that

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 2>we had was just for chairs, so for people to

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 2>sit down on just white chairs at the ceremony, that's

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 2>it exciting.

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 5>So that Nana, you know, and great Nana had a

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 5>little seat to sit in.

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:04.280
<v Speaker 3>That was it.

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:06.600
<v Speaker 1>And we call up the supplier and like we got

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 1>married down on the south coast, Molly Miok is a

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:11.080
<v Speaker 1>relatively small town, so there's not loads and loads.

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Of suppliers who can supply these items.

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, noe, we don't have your booking

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:18.480
<v Speaker 2>combat we sent the quote, we don't have the booking confirmation.

0:31:18.680 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>They were like, and also the chairs are all booked

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 2>out now, so you can't get chairs through us, Like

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 2>so sorry, but they're not available. So the only people

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 2>who could supply chairs were Canberra.

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 3>That was the close.

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 2>It's a three hour drive from our wedding venue to

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 2>get chairs. So the quote no longer was three hundred dollars.

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 2>It went to three and a half thousand dollars. So

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 2>this was happening on repeat because all the suppliers that

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:42.479
<v Speaker 2>we thought we'd booked in, none of them actually had

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 2>been confirmed. And we were six weeks out from the

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:46.960
<v Speaker 2>wedding and everything had been booked up in the area.

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 2>It's even more frustrating because it's not you didn't even

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>have a normal like.

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 4>Wedding planning length of time.

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 3>You put it.

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 4>Back two years.

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 1>There were years years to plan and get the best

0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 1>bargains and the best supplies. Next minute, you're like, that's

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:02.440
<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars per chair.

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 5>It was your ass down.

0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:05.320
<v Speaker 2>And that's why when I was walking down the island

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:07.480
<v Speaker 2>there were a few empty chairs, I was like, sit.

0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 5>Up chair, figure out that buster up.

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I literally saw some empty chairs and I was like,

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:17.800
<v Speaker 1>I will stop walking down this r right now and

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I will get you all of you people in the

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 1>back to go and sit on that chair.

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 5>I wanted people to be two fold on the chairs

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 5>like labs. He needed chair fillers, like the load where.

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:28.719
<v Speaker 3>Are my chair fillers?

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like trying to get the weight stuff to

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 1>sit in the chairs. But anyway, it wasn't just the chairs.

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>It was the cake, it was the flowers, it was everything.

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Nothing had been organized and so amazingly, Matt used to

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:40.960
<v Speaker 1>work in a marketing company. His main role was organizing

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:43.760
<v Speaker 1>big scale events like he used to work at concerts

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:45.760
<v Speaker 1>and put on like votaphone activations and stuff.

0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 3>So like he is great in a crisis, Matt.

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 2>So within the next two weeks we had had, you know,

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 2>a cake organized, we had flowers organized, we had everything done.

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 2>The wedding was amazing. We hired her name is hire

0:32:57.480 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 2>a bridesmaid, Curson is her name. She was based in

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Cronulla and she was incredible. She became our wedding planner

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 2>in the space of six weeks, pulled it all together,

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 2>did all the rest of the organizing and so it

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 2>was magical. But it was unbelievable the stress six weeks

0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 2>out and it all came to light because of one

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:17.200
<v Speaker 2>single post on webshed.

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 1>The way the world works is crazy because you only

0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:22.479
<v Speaker 1>found that out because my sister was getting married at

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:24.840
<v Speaker 1>the same time. Who has a connection to the podcast,

0:33:24.840 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 1>who happened to be in that exact wedding group, who

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 1>happened to overhear that you were using that.

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 4>Wedding planner, we never would have come to light.

0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:32.480
<v Speaker 5>We were so so lucky.

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 2>And also I just feel I feel for everyone who

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:38.120
<v Speaker 2>was affected negatively, Like imagine rocking up on your wedding

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 2>day and not having things there, or finding out four

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 2>weeks prior and not being able.

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 3>To turn things around.

0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:48.160
<v Speaker 2>And we are very fortunate that we were able to

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 2>still deal with some of the financial burdens that happened

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 2>because of the short time frames. Like you say wedding,

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.000
<v Speaker 2>everything goes up by zero, you say wedding.

0:33:57.000 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 3>In a six week period, everything goes up again.

0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 2>So like we were and are very privileged that we

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 2>were able to manage that, even though it still hurt us.

0:34:05.280 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 3>But then we got there on the day and it

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:07.719
<v Speaker 3>was the most magical day.

0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:09.919
<v Speaker 4>So you know, that chair was great.

0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Chair was the best chair I've ever said on about

0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:15.399
<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes on that chair, I wouldn't have I'm so

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:18.239
<v Speaker 1>glad that you guys really really spent some time on

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 1>the chairs I did. It's time for accidentally unfiltered, and

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 1>this one is an absolute banger. I used to work

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:27.800
<v Speaker 1>for a phone brand and at Christmas they held a

0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Christmas party slash like an awards ceremony.

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 4>For the region. Now I'm talking region.

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:35.520
<v Speaker 5>As it is the whole of the Scotland stores.

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:38.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh Scottish listener, Hi shut out, Hi Scotland.

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 1>They doesn't live there anymore, she misses it. I live

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 1>in Romaniaia. They had serious awards like best Sales Record

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:50.759
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, boring, boring, boring, then the ones that

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:55.080
<v Speaker 1>we were really interested in, such as Best Dressed. Anyway,

0:34:55.360 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I won Best Dressed, fantastic. I was delighted and spent

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 1>all night telling everyone who would listen that.

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 5>I couldn't believe I won Best Dressed.

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:06.960
<v Speaker 4>We fast forward to the next day.

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 1>And I woke up with a very sore head. I

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:11.960
<v Speaker 1>turned to my friend in our shared hotel room and

0:35:12.040 --> 0:35:14.880
<v Speaker 1>repeat the line, oh my god, I still can't believe

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I won Best Dressed, to which he proceeds to tell me, Sarah,

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:27.520
<v Speaker 1>you did not win Best Dressed. A Sarah, you did

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:30.719
<v Speaker 1>not win Best Dressed. You were only nominated. And then

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:32.960
<v Speaker 1>when they announced the other girl who actually won, you

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>thought they said your name. You skipped up on stage,

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.680
<v Speaker 1>pretending to act shocked, took the award out of the

0:35:37.719 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 1>girl's hand who actually won, thinking that she was just

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>there presenting it to you. Not only did you do that,

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>but then when you were leaving the stage, your shoe

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 1>heel got stuck in the stage and you limped off,

0:35:48.080 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 1>trophy in one hand, shoe in the other hand, thanking

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>everybody for their votes. Imagine being that maggot, Imagine being

0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 1>that drunk.

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Also, what all a move if you don't win something?

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:02.920
<v Speaker 3>Just actually the confidence that.

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 1>You did, But imagine being the girl on the stage

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 1>with the trophy that won.

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:10.600
<v Speaker 4>It's screaming, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, isn't it this award?

0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:11.960
<v Speaker 3>What was the best dress for?

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was best dress of the

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.520
<v Speaker 1>night or best dress of like your year at work?

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Like where were they doing best dress buddy awards? I

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 3>missed the start?

0:36:21.880 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 5>Was Laura checked out of the whole Flaxie? Also speaking

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 5>of best dressed guys, I need to drop this in.

0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:28.919
<v Speaker 1>We can't get through this whole episode without having one

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:30.960
<v Speaker 1>moment for it, because it's possibly the.

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Best thing that's ever happened to me.

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:33.920
<v Speaker 1>And I know that I have had two children, but

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I've fucking peaked fashion Critical?

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Do you know fashion Critical?

0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know Fashion Critical until they talked about my toes.

0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:43.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, tell me more.

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Fashion Critical is an online She's an online fashion critic.

0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 3>She's anonymous, she's sassy.

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:54.080
<v Speaker 1>She's got really mean things to say about people's fashion.

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>So she has a Facebook page. She critiques people's fashion choices.

0:36:58.600 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 5>I now remember her.

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I only heard of her last year because she she

0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 1>roasted Mitch Churry at the Logis last year.

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 4>That's where I heard of it.

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:07.240
<v Speaker 2>So last year she said that Mitch Cheury was covered

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:10.520
<v Speaker 2>in spitballs and wearing kitchen wear shoes, this with camel.

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.160
<v Speaker 2>This year she said he has cameltoe. And she always

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<v Speaker 2>has something to say. I remember in twenty seventeen, the

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<v Speaker 2>very first time I ever went to Logis, I read

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<v Speaker 2>my Fashion Critical review and I can't find it, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was me made me sad this year, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>the reason why I need to talk about it off

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<v Speaker 2>the back of that story is.

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<v Speaker 5>Because Fashion Critical said I was best on ground. She said,

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<v Speaker 5>she called you a bog, she called you a turn.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a bog.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boobs looked better than I've ever seen them in

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life.

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<v Speaker 5>Laura always talks about how were boobs are.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there are my knees eh, and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>they're poking my arm. You refer to them as empty

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 1>balloon sack. They're not balloon sacks, empty socks with sand

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<v Speaker 1>in the bottom. The much it's empty like a sandbag.

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<v Speaker 1>That's only a quarter field, Laura, I can't say that

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<v Speaker 1>and then also post a video of your boobs last night,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're not congruent.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not. But let me let me just preface this.

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<v Speaker 2>If you did see my teddies last night, guys, I

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<v Speaker 2>want you to know, there was a lot of internal

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:07.000
<v Speaker 2>supporting structures that helped them defy gravity, and they were

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<v Speaker 2>painted with l effect. They were not really they were

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<v Speaker 2>as close to having a boob job without having surgery.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I did last night.

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<v Speaker 5>No, they're not.

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<v Speaker 4>You just put them in a dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Just own your bang and kids, they are about fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>centimeters higher than where they naturally sit.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that you're swet gonna happen again? That's my sweet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not suckond sweet, Okay, my suck.

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<v Speaker 2>For the week, I had my stepdad's funeral, which was

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest, saddest but simultaneously most joyful day. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was the Friday. Then I was down in Ala Dullah

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and then back up for the like it has

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<v Speaker 2>been a week on steroids, is how it feels. I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, the suck was saying goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like, to be honest, it looked like it

0:38:50.880 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 1>reminded me of my aunties. But it looked like a party,

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<v Speaker 1>like everyone was vibrant, everyone was It looked more like

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:58.799
<v Speaker 1>they were celebrating life as opposed to morning in a way.

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<v Speaker 3>So the funeral itself was really really sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it always feels like that when it's someone

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<v Speaker 2>who's so young and it feels like their life has

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<v Speaker 2>been cut short. But like I said, Neil was such

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<v Speaker 2>a big member of like the music community of Woollongong,

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<v Speaker 2>So there was hundreds and hundreds of people at the wake.

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<v Speaker 2>It felt like a wedding. There were so many people there.

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<v Speaker 2>But two of his bands that he is a member

0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 2>of was a member of. One of them is called

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 2>shortened Horny because it's a brass band and they're all short,

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<v Speaker 2>So short and horny truly. So they were playing music

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<v Speaker 2>and the music itself was so joyful, So the kids

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 2>were up dancing and it just was not what you

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:35.279
<v Speaker 2>would expect from awake, but it's exactly what you would

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<v Speaker 2>expect from Neil. So yeah, and it was sad because

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<v Speaker 2>we were like, God, he would have loved to have

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<v Speaker 2>been here. He would have had the best day, all

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<v Speaker 2>his favorite people in one room together.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really special.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was really really sweet. But that was my

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<v Speaker 2>I was my suck and my sweet forever for a

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<v Speaker 2>very long time. That will probably be my suck at

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<v Speaker 2>my sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>My suck would be I me at this stage. So

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know, I get my migraine botox or if

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<v Speaker 1>you've missed that episode, I get migrain I have had

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<v Speaker 1>migraines my whole life and I only recently discovered this

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<v Speaker 1>year or qualified for the migraine botox protocol.

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<v Speaker 5>So you have to qualify it with a GP, go

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<v Speaker 5>to a neurologist.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've worked out how long it lasts for me

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<v Speaker 1>now and it lasts a shorter amount of time, and

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<v Speaker 1>so there's always this couple of week period before you

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<v Speaker 1>can go and get your next injections.

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Where you know it's worn off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've got that down to a tea now and

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<v Speaker 1>it's devastating because I didn't realize how well it worked

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<v Speaker 1>for me until now it wears off because usually the

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<v Speaker 1>next lot of the botox would overlap, so you don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Really fall back into that migraines.

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<v Speaker 1>But mine now started again last week and I've I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get them at all when I'm on these botox,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've had three in the last two weeks. That's

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<v Speaker 1>amazing that it was so effective for you, so effective

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<v Speaker 1>for me, and I don't want everyone to think that

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:49.800
<v Speaker 1>it's going to work for you. It's obviously the specific

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 1>types of migraines I get, because there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>different types, and I tried.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot before that.

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<v Speaker 1>But so, yeah, so I've got another week or two

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 1>before I get my injection. So I'm just back feeling

0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:01.520
<v Speaker 1>like a turd burger, like a swamped So that's my suck.

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<v Speaker 1>I just might need to speak to them and see

0:41:03.160 --> 0:41:05.280
<v Speaker 1>if you can I can get it earlier. My sweet

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.320
<v Speaker 1>would be. It hasn't happened yet. I know that's not allowed,

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:10.040
<v Speaker 1>but in two days it is. Producer Keisha's and my

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 1>birthday joint birthday.

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:14.480
<v Speaker 4>And whether that you put me first, Yeah, you're more

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<v Speaker 4>important than me.

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're born on the same day for those that

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know, and we are going to be romantically spending

0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:26.080
<v Speaker 1>that together in Bali've got rooms now. I booked as

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:29.400
<v Speaker 1>the honeymoon sweet. I wanted to trial it out for

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<v Speaker 1>mine for being ben.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, own a Bali for a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 4>That is it from us.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Please keep your ask on cuts coming into Instagram. Just

0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>write ask gun cut at the top. You'll always be

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 1>anonymous and you're accidentally unfiltered. Anything you think that we

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 1>need to know, which, let me tell you is everything.

0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:47.359
<v Speaker 2>And also if you want to catch up, you can

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 2>watch it all on YouTube as well. Every episode they

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:52.000
<v Speaker 2>are up on YouTube. Some of the askar cuts are

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