Speaker 1: Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands
Speaker 1: were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders
Speaker 1: past and present.
Speaker 2: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
Speaker 2: recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 2: another episode of.
Speaker 3: Life on Cut.
Speaker 1: I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and we're fresh in rolled enough
Speaker 1: the loagies actually not fresh? Did you just have a
Speaker 1: testy pomp of the log? I feel and I wanted
Speaker 1: to put this down. I don't know what is wrong
Speaker 1: with me. I feel like I had been hit by
Speaker 1: a bus and I did not have one sip of alcohol.
Speaker 1: Like I was stone cold cool. Isn't that you thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna say sober, A stone called sober.
Speaker 4: But I was cool too. But I feel like I've been.
Speaker 3: Here by a bus.
Speaker 2: You got out of the car this morning, and normally
Speaker 2: I would say, no, britt you look great.
Speaker 5: You physically look great.
Speaker 2: You actually look for anyone who's watching on YouTube, ah
Speaker 2: prettey stunning. But when you climbed out of the car today,
Speaker 2: the way you.
Speaker 1: Say climbed makes me feel like the reading the girl
Speaker 1: from the Reating.
Speaker 5: Actually climbs out of you. I was like, wow, you
Speaker 5: look like what's his name?
Speaker 4: Swamp Gullum?
Speaker 3: No, what's the guy I was on two and a
Speaker 3: half Men, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen after hour.
Speaker 5: I look like, Charlie, are you cook? You've rolled out
Speaker 5: with your leather jacket?
Speaker 3: Like I was like, what are you doing? Britney? But
Speaker 3: look now you're gorgeous. You really pulled it together.
Speaker 1: No, this is the same person that just swamp Donkey
Speaker 1: out of the car, Laura. This is the same Charlie
Speaker 1: Sheen from five minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Should we talk about the logos and what it was like?
Speaker 5: No, Charlie she.
Speaker 1: This is giving.
Speaker 5: Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 2: It was the leather jacket and then the hair all everywhere.
Speaker 2: It was giving had a big night, but you didn't
Speaker 2: have a big night. And I was just as confused
Speaker 2: as everyone else would be.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's worse. There's been two major
Speaker 1: insults in our time as friends. One was literally you
Speaker 1: called me swamp donkey. Was it a swamp donkey to
Speaker 1: call you a swamp troll? No, it was swamp donkey.
Speaker 1: It's not easily forgotten when you are a four legged animal.
Speaker 1: When you're referred to a four legged animal that lives
Speaker 1: in a swamp and Charlie, who is a fifty year
Speaker 1: old alcoholic a man, imagine finding a donkey in a
Speaker 1: swamp and being like, Brittany.
Speaker 3: Brittany is are you? Do you need help?
Speaker 1: Twice?
Speaker 5: If you're a Milwaukee Brittany is that pretty hark from
Speaker 5: life on card?
Speaker 3: Wow, she's seen better day?
Speaker 4: What sound does a donkey make?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 3: Can I forget the fuck is happening to this? El?
Speaker 5: Okay, look everyone, I'm started.
Speaker 4: Off with being wildly offended. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Brittany. I love you, and last night
Speaker 2: you looked absolutely stunning. Some of you might know if
Speaker 2: you're following along on Instagram last night, well, I mean.
Speaker 3: You would probably know it was.
Speaker 1: The logis not from Instagram, just from general news and
Speaker 1: media outlets in general. If you've been following along on Instagram,
Speaker 1: you may know that we are tended, which was very,
Speaker 1: very exciting. We don't play a significant part at all
Speaker 1: in the logis like, it's actually shocking to us.
Speaker 3: That we even get invited.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I ate pigs nipple on, I'm a celebrity,
Speaker 1: Get me out of here to get my spot.
Speaker 4: At the locus.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I'll speak to myself.
Speaker 1: It's not shocking that you were there, but maybe it's
Speaker 1: more shocking that I was there. I mean people, So
Speaker 1: you know, people in different parts of media always go
Speaker 1: to the logis and there's always a huge radio aspect
Speaker 1: at the logis, so obviously we work for radio, We
Speaker 1: work for ARN so that is another reason that you'll
Speaker 1: see people like us there. So even if I don't
Speaker 1: eat nipples next year, which maybe I will anyway, but
Speaker 1: we'll probably still be there.
Speaker 3: Well maybe maybe not.
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll never get uninvited. Now because Charlie.
Speaker 1: Sheen caused a scene what we thought we would make
Speaker 1: this episode a bit of a peek behind the curtains
Speaker 1: of what was the logos there were, truly, I think
Speaker 1: some very incredible industry highlights from this logis.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I feel kind of different about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you feel, Britt, but I last
Speaker 2: year was a little bit disenchanted, and they think sometimes TV,
Speaker 2: especially free to air, it's definitely struggled over recent years,
Speaker 2: and so I didn't feel as excited about going to
Speaker 2: the logis this year. But the actual logos themselves, Sampaign's
Speaker 2: his opening speech, some of the awards, some of the
Speaker 2: incredible talent who won awards. Last night, I found myself
Speaker 2: crying at almost every single award.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we cried a lot. There were definitely a lot
Speaker 1: of tears. But I'm different. I was really excited for
Speaker 1: the Logis. I love these industry events, and I'm excited
Speaker 1: for the Red Carpet the most, not because it's a
Speaker 1: red carpet, but because it's the only time that I
Speaker 1: can think of of the entire year that you actually
Speaker 1: get to socialize with other people in your industry. That's
Speaker 1: not like a ten minute interview here or there that's
Speaker 1: for work. Like the Red Carpet isn't just a red carpet.
Speaker 1: You don't just go and walk it, get your photos
Speaker 1: and get off. It's like everyone from the industry is
Speaker 1: seeing each other on the way down. You're talking, you're
Speaker 1: saying hello, you're catching up. It goes for a couple
Speaker 1: of hours and it's like a social event because once
Speaker 1: you're inside the Logis, there's no socializing. Really, you're seated
Speaker 1: at a table. And this is some of the questions
Speaker 1: you guys had, but like you're seated at a table
Speaker 1: and you get served meals and cheese and food.
Speaker 4: And drinks, and the awards go for hours, so you hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so once you're in there, you're very contained to
Speaker 1: the group of people that you're with, which is probably
Speaker 1: like six to eight people. So the red carpet for me, yes,
Speaker 1: I love to dress up because we never get to
Speaker 1: do it, but I love just hanging out with other
Speaker 1: industry people and having a nice little catch up.
Speaker 5: It's always so funny too, because people in entertainment.
Speaker 1: Are wild, like they're always lid, they're always on, they're
Speaker 1: always full of energy.
Speaker 3: So I just think it's a good vibe.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the Red carpet for me, Like, yes, it's
Speaker 2: fun to see people from the industry, but genuinely, the
Speaker 2: awards ceremony this year I thought was done so well.
Speaker 3: But look, you guys had heaps of questions about it.
Speaker 2: We have our own feelings about it, and we thought,
Speaker 2: why not do a little bit of a mini chat
Speaker 2: around what the night was like from people who got
Speaker 2: to see it from the back row.
Speaker 5: We put up a little question box on Instagram.
Speaker 6: Firstly, there were four percent of people who said they
Speaker 6: didn't want to hear about the LOGI, So sorry to
Speaker 6: the three hundred people, which was more than I predicted
Speaker 6: a lot, but if you think statistically, ninety six percent
Speaker 6: of people did want to hear.
Speaker 4: About the logis.
Speaker 6: So I had a couple of questions come in, and
Speaker 6: there were great questions. I thought the same things.
Speaker 3: First one was what was the best part.
Speaker 1: Best part for me was the boy Swallows Universe is
Speaker 1: just the fucking best series.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen it, go watch it Trent Dalton's book.
Speaker 2: It's incredible. But Felix Cameron, who was the actor, he's
Speaker 2: only fifteen years old, so he won two different Logis,
Speaker 2: but he won this Silver LOGI for Best Lead Actor
Speaker 2: in Drama and he was up against his co star,
Speaker 2: so his other brother.
Speaker 5: His speech was so.
Speaker 2: Beautiful and he burst out crying when he was thanking
Speaker 2: all the people in his life and his much, but
Speaker 2: he also thanked his drama teacher, which I just thought
Speaker 2: was the most amazing part of it. That's when he
Speaker 2: seemed to get really, really emotional, and you think, like
Speaker 2: the impact that teachers can have in your life, And
Speaker 2: to think he's his fifteen year old kid who literally
Speaker 2: is still in school who has been going through doing
Speaker 2: drama classes and figuring what he wants to do in
Speaker 2: the world, and then he scored this amazing role. It
Speaker 2: was just so beautiful and it was so pure, and
Speaker 2: you could just tell how much he wasn't jaded by
Speaker 2: the industry and was so grateful to be there.
Speaker 3: It was incredible, incredible. That was my highlight by far.
Speaker 1: My highlight for me was definitely Sampang hosting. He was
Speaker 1: very funny, But for me, it was probably on top
Speaker 1: of that Larry finally winning the LOGI like Larry, I
Speaker 1: don't know how many times he's been nominated, but years
Speaker 1: after years. He's been in the industry for like forty
Speaker 1: years and he's never won anything. And he said he
Speaker 1: was going to tattoo all the other nominees' initials on
Speaker 1: his butt live on TV this morning if he won,
Speaker 1: and he's doing it any won, which also fair care
Speaker 1: because if you make a bet like that, you've got
Speaker 1: to follow through.
Speaker 5: Larry.
Speaker 6: I actually met Larry strength This is a bit of
Speaker 6: a weird inception moment, but when I was helping Matt
Speaker 6: and Ash launch their podcast, Larry Emda was the first guest,
Speaker 6: so we went to Larry's house to record it. You know,
Speaker 6: in media, I think when you've been in media for
Speaker 6: long enough, you meet some people and they are one
Speaker 6: person to the camera and a different person behind closed doors.
Speaker 6: Larry was a little bit of that, but in the
Speaker 6: best way. He's a lot less professional. He's so funny,
Speaker 6: and he has heaps of tattoos that he like got
Speaker 6: with his kids.
Speaker 2: He is so nice, but he is so unwaveringly nice,
Speaker 2: like I hears the person that you see him. He's
Speaker 2: always got a smile on his face. He's always happy
Speaker 2: to see you, he always has.
Speaker 3: Time for you.
Speaker 1: He is so perfectly nice, and I'm like, you must
Speaker 1: be a robot. You can't be a real person inside there.
Speaker 1: The real Larry's been abducted and you are Madame Triussade
Speaker 1: wax Doll.
Speaker 3: That's what I think.
Speaker 6: It was funny because I think the most endearing thing
Speaker 6: about him he's been with his wife for so long.
Speaker 5: There's the type of couple that they just take the piss.
Speaker 6: Out of each other. I absolutely stan Larry. I was
Speaker 6: so stoked that he won the Gold LOGI.
Speaker 2: They've also been together for a long time, and he
Speaker 2: absolutely worships the ground that she walks on, which I
Speaker 2: think means so much and like really like holds him
Speaker 2: up as such a great guy when someone has been
Speaker 2: married to their partner for so long and still speaks
Speaker 2: so highly about them when not in the room, when
Speaker 2: they are in the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's awesome, Larry. We love y'all.
Speaker 5: Next question, did you eat the gold lamb?
Speaker 6: There was also questions about what happens with the food
Speaker 6: when you get there, like do you eat?
Speaker 1: Is it served to you? They're multiple courses, so the food.
Speaker 2: The whole situation with the food is a weird one
Speaker 2: because you do the red carpet first.
Speaker 5: It starts very early.
Speaker 2: It starts at about three point thirty and it runs
Speaker 2: until five o'clock. And at five o'clock that is when
Speaker 2: the food is served. So five o'clock entrees are on
Speaker 2: the table and you're.
Speaker 3: Being what is it early bird special? I was like,
Speaker 3: as a parent.
Speaker 1: I'm here for this, Yeah, But basically it's because they
Speaker 1: don't want to serve any food during the actual show,
Speaker 1: so you have your entrees are served at five very
Speaker 1: shortly after the mains are served, and it's a drop
Speaker 1: plates like one person gets the fish, one person gets
Speaker 1: a lamb, one person gets whatever else.
Speaker 4: And then you just swap it around with whoever at
Speaker 4: the table.
Speaker 2: You finish up your meals, and then once all that's
Speaker 2: been cleared, that's when the show starts. So you feel
Speaker 2: like you've already been there for so many hours because
Speaker 2: you've already done from five until seven thirty seated, and
Speaker 2: then the show starts at seven thirty on live TV.
Speaker 1: But yes, the beef or the lamb, sorry, came out unnecessarily,
Speaker 1: in my opinion.
Speaker 4: Coated in gold.
Speaker 5: It was actual gold.
Speaker 1: It was gold flaking, Yeah, gold foil, not real gold.
Speaker 1: What's edible gold foil?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did it need it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Did we eat it?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes we did.
Speaker 5: Now you've got heavy metal poisoning your wife feel so off?
Speaker 4: Today's I'm a.
Speaker 5: Swamp dongkey, she's got a toxin in the garden.
Speaker 1: Don't look like dot you You do look beautiful Bridge.
Speaker 1: We get so many compliments about how beautiful you are.
Speaker 1: Got to take you down a peg, No I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm going to move it along, Okay. Next question, how
Speaker 1: many people bail mid ceremony?
Speaker 3: A lot of people. It goes very very long.
Speaker 2: I think if you're in back tables, you can sneak
Speaker 2: out a little bit earlier. It does finish at like
Speaker 2: almost midnight, finishes at eleven forty five. And for a
Speaker 2: lot of people, because it was on a Sunday night,
Speaker 2: we all had to work Monday morning.
Speaker 5: By the time you finish, you've been there eight hours.
Speaker 1: So on our table, a couple of people snuck out
Speaker 1: before the gold Ok, you're sorry, Larry, was it either
Speaker 1: of you?
Speaker 4: Yes, we cannot confirm, not to night.
Speaker 5: Trying to sneak out, and you're what were they?
Speaker 6: Little mirrors are just like clinking along their clinking.
Speaker 4: Sneak anywhere in that.
Speaker 5: It was little sequence. But yeah, so a lot of
Speaker 5: people do leave.
Speaker 1: But the thing that you might not be aware of
Speaker 1: is that they have seat warmers seat fellers. They're not
Speaker 1: They're not gonna put things on your seat to keep
Speaker 1: your seat warm.
Speaker 3: It's not that bouchy.
Speaker 2: If you leave your seat for too long and you
Speaker 2: are within the camera range, they have people come in
Speaker 2: and take your seat and then you can't get your
Speaker 2: seat back until the next ad break, So you've got
Speaker 2: to wait outside to the next ad break because they
Speaker 2: don't want it to appear on live TV as though
Speaker 2: it's empty at all.
Speaker 6: Do those people are they like actors that get dressed
Speaker 6: up in attire that makes you think that they would
Speaker 6: be a person.
Speaker 4: Like a guest.
Speaker 1: They're just staff because you can't see them that closely.
Speaker 1: It's like the camera's just roam overhead. So it's just
Speaker 1: so it's not empty seats. It's it's pretty smart.
Speaker 2: Actually, people can apply to be seat fillers, so they're
Speaker 2: the general public, but they have to dress as though
Speaker 2: they're at the logo, so they're dressed in nice clothing.
Speaker 2: They're not dressed like weight staff or anything like that.
Speaker 2: But they are general public who can put in an
Speaker 2: application or apply or buy tickets to be a seat filler.
Speaker 5: And she's like, I know what I'm doing. That just
Speaker 5: to me sounds so interesting because you like literally a
Speaker 5: fly on the wall. Yeah, and you don't know where
Speaker 5: you're going to end up.
Speaker 3: You could sit next to Hamish Black, that would be fun.
Speaker 5: It would be okay, next one who got wasted?
Speaker 1: No one, No one that I saw that was of merit.
Speaker 1: Some people as in like no like celebrities and I
Speaker 1: was like wow, receipt fillers said, there are a lot
Speaker 1: of drunk plubs is what Laura's saying. No, there were
Speaker 1: definitely people that get Liddy City, but none of like
Speaker 1: the big, the big stars of the night.
Speaker 5: They were all very welcome. I think there were so
Speaker 5: many people up for awards.
Speaker 1: The last thing you want to do is win an
Speaker 1: award be drunk on stage.
Speaker 5: That's such as a balancing act, isn't it? Like it's
Speaker 5: the sea saw.
Speaker 1: This happened to me when I went to the Media
Speaker 1: Week Awards because I hadn't drunk all year, and I
Speaker 1: think I had two wines, and I was like.
Speaker 3: Where I never forget you at the podcast, I.
Speaker 4: Want to talk about that, we don't have to talk
Speaker 4: about it. But because you've got very liddy city.
Speaker 1: That was one of the more unprofessional moments of my
Speaker 1: entire life.
Speaker 4: What the hooking or.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck it, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: I think it was twenty twenty two, twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got too excited by the open bar situation.
Speaker 1: Also, we got there so early and we didn't eat
Speaker 1: because we thought we were going.
Speaker 4: To get food there and we didn't get food.
Speaker 5: And I got oh mate, that was one of the
Speaker 5: worst hangovers I've ever had in my life, and I
Speaker 5: made some questionable choices. Would I do it again differently?
Speaker 1: Yes? Which would We told Kish did a network, but
Speaker 1: she took it very seriously, like go network new spreads.
Speaker 5: Sorry, true, but I was saying that.
Speaker 6: At the awards nights, I feel like, because you're so nervous,
Speaker 6: especially if you're up.
Speaker 5: For an award and you think that there's a chance
Speaker 5: you're going to get it.
Speaker 6: I think some people have a couple oft drinks of
Speaker 6: liquid courage, and then you know by the time they
Speaker 6: get up on stage.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to have seen like Andy Lee
Speaker 1: just like half sideway is laying out of the table,
Speaker 1: but no one is like no, everyone is pretty well behaved.
Speaker 5: They are at the after party.
Speaker 4: The after party gets wild.
Speaker 1: So it's it's just like at a venue straight down below,
Speaker 1: so everyone just walks straight down and that gets wild,
Speaker 1: Like that's where you will see celebrities all off their chops.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's.
Speaker 1: Dangerous because everyone there works in media. I mean, let's
Speaker 1: say it's.
Speaker 6: Twenty twenty one meet at the podcast. Would I'm surprised
Speaker 6: that other people in media don't go and then talk
Speaker 6: about that NAT's fight club.
Speaker 5: It's like the unspoken rule. It's a safe place for everyone.
Speaker 1: And it's because the people who would talk about it
Speaker 1: don't make it to the after party because we're all
Speaker 1: too old and tired. I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: get up for the kids in the morning, and I
Speaker 1: was home in bed.
Speaker 3: No after party for us.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: So in terms of the seats that you are given
Speaker 6: and designated, firstly, it's designated seating, right, Yeah. Are you
Speaker 6: allowed to get up and go and mingle with other
Speaker 6: people or do you have to kind of like stay
Speaker 6: in your areas? And I guess do they have tears
Speaker 6: of celebrity that you're not supposed to make eye contact me?
Speaker 1: Don't make eye contact with table two, three, or four.
Speaker 1: You get seated tables of like a ten or whatever
Speaker 1: it is. You've got your name plaques or tags, and
Speaker 1: you're seated with people that you work with. So like
Speaker 1: Channel ten might be with Channel ten, or a TV
Speaker 1: show will be with that TV show all the producers
Speaker 1: and the directors and the actors or whatever else it is, streamers,
Speaker 1: the radio, So everyone's in their little groups.
Speaker 5: But you can one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Go mingle with whoever you want.
Speaker 1: You just do it in a respectful way when it's
Speaker 1: between ads or between speeches or whatever else like that,
Speaker 1: because you don't want to just go and walk around
Speaker 1: the middle of somebody's speech or a memoriam or something
Speaker 1: like that. Do people fangirl there or does everyone act
Speaker 1: cool and collected and demure and mindful, Like.
Speaker 5: Is there anyone that just doesn't give a fuck? And
Speaker 5: he's like, oh my god, I'm the beest fan of you,
Speaker 5: you know, and goes in between the tables and goes
Speaker 5: up to the front of the room.
Speaker 4: I see that fangirl.
Speaker 3: I think that happens all the time.
Speaker 2: But you've got to remember, like, this is a room
Speaker 2: full of people who work within the same industry, people
Speaker 2: who love the industry, and so there, for example, I
Speaker 2: was standing speaking to Anthony Wiggle.
Speaker 4: Laura fangirl or over the wiggle so hard.
Speaker 2: And also her name's Katerina, but she just she's like
Speaker 2: the red Wiggle. She just had twins.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 2: She's walking around the breast pump and a handbag. So
Speaker 2: I was there talking to them, and Celia Pecola, who
Speaker 2: hosts Thank God You're here, she came over and she
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, Anthony, I have a two
Speaker 2: year old I love you, and so it was really
Speaker 2: quite sweet to see how people respectfully fanned girl people
Speaker 2: in different industries.
Speaker 1: And surprisingly, the Wiggles really like they're like superstars of
Speaker 1: the logis.
Speaker 5: They've crossed so many generations, Anthony in particular.
Speaker 1: They're like, say, when it's really humbling to know that
Speaker 1: now the blue wiggle in the Wiggles is Anthony's daughter,
Speaker 1: Lucia Crass.
Speaker 4: Pretty craziness, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's for all the people who aren't parents, they'll be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, really, but all the people who are
Speaker 2: parents are like, yeah, we all know.
Speaker 1: Okay, two more questions from me. What happens in the
Speaker 1: ad breaks and how does the entertainment work? In the
Speaker 1: ad breaks, it's when everyone does that mingling between the tables.
Speaker 1: So it's when the stuff playing on the screens back
Speaker 1: at home and everyone gets up, they go to the toilet,
Speaker 1: they grab their drinks, they go to other tables, and
Speaker 1: then you sort of get a little nod that like
Speaker 1: time go back, sit down now, like we're going on.
Speaker 5: Do they like ring a bell? No, it's you can
Speaker 5: still be up when it starts. It's a respect thing.
Speaker 1: When the next presenter comes on the stage, everyone knows
Speaker 1: it's time to like go back to your seat.
Speaker 3: Ad breaks is when the celebrities go and do a shit.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 5: With mate trying to go the toilet in my dress.
Speaker 3: You've got four minutes to do a pood.
Speaker 5: That was one of the questions that came through, and
Speaker 5: that was my last question.
Speaker 6: Do you get to keep your dresses? How do you
Speaker 6: go the toilet in them? So many questions dress related.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe some people get to keep their dresses
Speaker 1: if they buy them, but a lot of people will
Speaker 1: just borrow a dress or loan address from a designer
Speaker 1: or someone who they've beggborrowed and stolen from.
Speaker 3: I don't get to keep my dress.
Speaker 4: Damn it. I was gonna ask.
Speaker 3: You would wear it?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care.
Speaker 5: And make an event.
Speaker 1: So I was very lucky Kaya who did my wedding dress.
Speaker 1: She is she's just an about rockstart.
Speaker 2: I am quite good friends with her now and so
Speaker 2: when I message her and I was like, I need
Speaker 2: a dress for the logis, do you have anything? She
Speaker 2: sent me a photo of this dress and she's like,
Speaker 2: are you game enough to wear this?
Speaker 3: She's like disco vibes.
Speaker 2: It feels like adult dress ups being able to go
Speaker 2: out there and wear something that's so spectacular because it
Speaker 2: just never ever happens.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to keep it anyway, Like where would
Speaker 1: you wear it again? You know? And especially my dress
Speaker 1: min was like a wedding dress almost so I got
Speaker 1: mine from Sonya Kapalazzo. She's an amazing designer, wedding designer
Speaker 1: as well down in Melbourne, and I will be taking
Speaker 1: that back as well. Like you definitely do not keep it,
Speaker 1: but you also feel like you have the weight of
Speaker 1: the world on your shoulders, like you can't wreck that
Speaker 1: dress because it's their pride and joy and it.
Speaker 4: Has to go back to them.
Speaker 5: So like that's why I didn't go to the art party.
Speaker 3: I was too worried.
Speaker 4: I was like, this dress needs to go home, and
Speaker 4: I kind of.
Speaker 1: Fucked off me now because I was like, this needs
Speaker 1: to go back in a maculate condition.
Speaker 6: Well, quite a few people did message us actually saying
Speaker 6: is this a bit of a sneaky peek as to
Speaker 6: what we're going to get for your wedding.
Speaker 1: Dress and maybe you could use it twice. When I
Speaker 1: put it on, I was so in love with it.
Speaker 1: When I put it on, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't want to wear this to the logans
Speaker 1: and went to wear it for my wedding, but it
Speaker 1: was too big for my wedding, like it was. Imagine
Speaker 1: you in thirty degree seventy percent humidity wearing that like
Speaker 1: amazing and spending half an hour trying to get into it,
Speaker 1: you would actually be dead. I pee levitating up to
Speaker 1: the sky pretty god of heat exhaustion on a wedding day.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's a sneak peek. No, I don't think.
Speaker 4: I will have that vibe. Yeah, why have fun?
Speaker 5: I just took it so seriously and I appreciate it those.
Speaker 4: Questions and holy think about it.
Speaker 1: But I also I don't know. I'm undercided. I don't
Speaker 1: have a wedding dress.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? This is a nice segue. Let's
Speaker 4: talk weddings.
Speaker 5: I literally still have nothing planned.
Speaker 4: I have booked the wedding planner.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you guys the exact date yet,
Speaker 1: but it is under a year, so it's not that
Speaker 1: far away. The only thing I have booked I haven't
Speaker 1: booked flights accommodation, haven't booked a venue, haven't booked food,
Speaker 1: haven't booked anything. The only thing I've booked is my
Speaker 1: hair and maker good important.
Speaker 5: So I don't know where it is. I don't know
Speaker 5: when exactly, but I'm gonna look good.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I know is that I've got
Speaker 1: my hair and make care about. I have a question though,
Speaker 1: so photographer, nothing did it come off the back of
Speaker 1: the LOGI so you were like, Oh, I know she
Speaker 1: does a good job and she's a friend, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to book her again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, are you free in October?
Speaker 5: Yeah it's not October, but yeah, I asked her, isn't it.
Speaker 1: No, is not coming to the wind. I did just
Speaker 1: say I'm not telling anybody by the time, and I'll
Speaker 1: be like, hey, Britnam him and BALI like, you did.
Speaker 4: It my birthday that year.
Speaker 3: What did I do on your birthday?
Speaker 5: You drove three hours the wrong direction.
Speaker 3: I arrived in time.
Speaker 1: It's just you said down the coast, so I head
Speaker 1: down to shoal Haven, not shol Bay, which is up
Speaker 1: the coast.
Speaker 5: Understandably confusing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they shouldn't have named them something so close.
Speaker 2: Especially when they're an equidistance apart and someone says down,
Speaker 2: So I went down and it wasn't down, it was up.
Speaker 5: So I had this conversation with my mom.
Speaker 1: This is so funny Whilst I say, I haven't booked anything, right,
Speaker 1: I know what I want. I just need to get
Speaker 1: the wheels turning a little bit and actually lock them in.
Speaker 1: Part of why I produce a Kasha and I are
Speaker 1: heading to Bali this week to look at this hopefully
Speaker 1: a venue and lock it down. Anyway, I was talking
Speaker 1: to my mom and dad. Ben and I and my
Speaker 1: mom and dad were on FaceTime and we were just
Speaker 1: chatting away, and I was explaining what I want for
Speaker 1: the wedding and I was telling them like, as long
Speaker 1: as you go from this day to this day, the
Speaker 1: wedding will be somewhere in that week.
Speaker 4: I was like, I haven't locked it in yet, and you.
Speaker 1: Know, Mom's like frantically being like, well, we need to
Speaker 1: book accommodation. And I was like, Mom, I'm going to
Speaker 1: sort your accommodation right like Ben and I are going
Speaker 1: to pay for the immediate family's accommodation for those few nights.
Speaker 4: We're going to cover you guys. How far does that
Speaker 4: extend funny you.
Speaker 3: Should say that you're a second sister.
Speaker 5: Funny you should say that. So so I'm such a start.
Speaker 1: Put it on the work card. So I was explaining
Speaker 1: this to them. I was like, I want you guys
Speaker 1: ought to be together. So we're going to book the
Speaker 1: immediate family's accommodation. And they're like, oh, that's so nice,
Speaker 1: thank you, and I was like, yeah, just I'll keep
Speaker 1: you posting.
Speaker 5: We hang up, and ten minutes later, I'm on.
Speaker 1: My phone and I don't have Facebook as such on
Speaker 1: my phone, but I get messinger alerts and apparently there's
Speaker 1: a huge family chat with not my immediate family, but
Speaker 1: like all my aunties and uncles and all my cousins.
Speaker 4: This is a family chat of like fifty people. And
Speaker 4: I see this message.
Speaker 1: We literally just hang up, Ben and I just hang up,
Speaker 1: and I see a message from my mom pop down
Speaker 1: at the top of my phone. She goes, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: just got off the phone for Brittany. She says she's
Speaker 1: gonna pay for everyone's accommodation from the wedding.
Speaker 5: Whoo nick.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Ben, and she's like what,
Speaker 1: And I was like, surely I've seen this wrong and
Speaker 1: I click into it and there's a whole message and
Speaker 1: I was like, I message my immediately was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: you need to delete this immediately.
Speaker 4: You've got this wrong.
Speaker 1: Before I could even contact mom, my aunties started commenting, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, that's so nice.
Speaker 4: That's gonna help so much. And I was like, have
Speaker 4: I just paid for my time?
Speaker 3: It's a connotation. What are you going to do?
Speaker 1: Ben was like, Brittany, you need to do I was like, Mom,
Speaker 1: you got this wrong. I'm paying for you guys like
Speaker 1: my mom and dad. We need to define what immediate
Speaker 1: family means. Immediate family is not Annie Jane's dog, sister's
Speaker 1: cat that lives down the street.
Speaker 3: Why are you bringing a cat to your wedding?
Speaker 5: I think were cut out.
Speaker 4: The entire family that I'm paying for. So anyway, I
Speaker 4: was like, you need to rectify this.
Speaker 3: This reminds me.
Speaker 2: I mean, parents are very good at accidentally overstepping the
Speaker 2: line without realizing.
Speaker 3: And I think it was Matt's sister.
Speaker 2: But when Matt's sister gave birth to her first child,
Speaker 2: right like, so George our nephew. And I wasn't in
Speaker 2: the picture at the time because I met George when
Speaker 2: he was two years old. But I've heard this story
Speaker 2: passed down through the family tree. Kate had given birth,
Speaker 2: and Bill had sent some photos around, like her husband
Speaker 2: had sent some photos around in the group chat, and Ellie,
Speaker 2: my mother in law, shared that photo widely, not realizing
Speaker 2: that yes, it was a beautiful photo of the baby,
Speaker 2: but it was also.
Speaker 5: In the baby was in the foreground, that in the background.
Speaker 1: Was the gaping wound that the poor baby had just
Speaker 1: come from vagina. She didn't she had a looked beyond
Speaker 1: the baby because the baby was so beautiful that there
Speaker 1: was like Kate still birthing a placenta in the background
Speaker 1: out and basically, please don't make that into social gripes because.
Speaker 3: I might get in troubles.
Speaker 5: How long was the photo up for?
Speaker 2: It wasn't up, wasn't posted to Facebook. It was just
Speaker 2: shared within the family, you.
Speaker 1: Know, when you send it on a WhatsApp group like yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was before you could unsend stuff. Your brothers
Speaker 1: didn't want to see that, but they got to. They
Speaker 1: got to be in the room.
Speaker 3: And experience it together. It's fine. How did Kate react,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I should ask her because she is such a trooper
Speaker 1: she's such a she's such a good sport. Surely, when
Speaker 1: you've just been ripped open like that, you don't care
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 3: You're like, whatever, good sport.
Speaker 1: I will call her after this and make sure she's
Speaker 1: fine with me telling that story. You she will be
Speaker 1: because you've told it like three times. I hope she is.
Speaker 1: Because that story has gone around.
Speaker 3: It's gone. Yeah, it's definitely made the trap.
Speaker 5: It's okay.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, speaking of weddings, you might remember on last
Speaker 1: week's episode, at the very end, now, I thought we
Speaker 1: might be able to get away from this scott free.
Speaker 1: But at the very end of the episode, we made
Speaker 1: a joke how when it was Matt and my wedding,
Speaker 1: we got scammed by our wedding planner. And it's been
Speaker 1: so so many years now, and at the time I
Speaker 1: didn't want to tell it because I was so worried
Speaker 1: about the backlash or I was so worried that it
Speaker 1: would blow up in media, and we just wanted to
Speaker 1: enjoy the name blah blah blah, but we got.
Speaker 5: Blah blah blah shouldn't be off the back of We
Speaker 5: just wanted to enjoy our.
Speaker 1: Wedding, blah blah, blah blah, we got married, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: we love each other blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Don't get boring, let's talk about the scamming.
Speaker 1: So firstly, kind of like fool us, right, because we
Speaker 1: kind of sen me, oh, I shouldn't say we deserved it.
Speaker 3: But we Matt and I got engaged.
Speaker 2: And then one of the very amazing benefits of being
Speaker 2: able to share on social media is that sometimes you
Speaker 2: get things offered to you. And so we had a
Speaker 2: wedding planner who offered her services to us because she
Speaker 2: wanted to be promoted as a wedding planner. And so
Speaker 2: at the time we were like, look, that's amazing. We
Speaker 2: were obviously paying for everything else, but she was offering
Speaker 2: her time in in exchange for promotion of her business
Speaker 2: as a wedding planner. So we got engaged, and we
Speaker 2: had quite a couple of years between when we actually
Speaker 2: got engaged and got married. Firstly, it was COVID, I
Speaker 2: was pregnant with Marley, had a baby. It just like
Speaker 2: it kind of just kept getting pushed down the list
Speaker 2: of priorities. But we had always had this wedding planner
Speaker 2: who had kind of like been a part of this
Speaker 2: journey for years, and we would go and have meetings
Speaker 2: with her. We would talk about what we wanted, and
Speaker 2: we would organize, we'd book things in, we would like
Speaker 2: pay deposits for stuff like all of that was happening
Speaker 2: with this one wedding planner.
Speaker 1: It's not like she was a scammer, like a ghost
Speaker 1: online that wasn't real.
Speaker 5: You were meeting her.
Speaker 4: She was very much in your life.
Speaker 3: She was a real person.
Speaker 1: She had a real business, a catfish, She had a
Speaker 1: real office.
Speaker 2: We were six weeks out from the wedding, or actually
Speaker 2: we were about eight weeks out at the time, and
Speaker 2: I was becoming increasingly nervous because the only things that
Speaker 2: I had received receipts for were the things that I
Speaker 2: had physically booked in myself. So I had booked in
Speaker 2: the venue, I had booked in the photographer art, but
Speaker 2: the other things, like I'm talking like the transport for
Speaker 2: our family, the car that was going to get me
Speaker 2: to the wedding, the cake, flowers, decorations, like everything that
Speaker 2: you need to kind of bring the wedding together, which
Speaker 2: is what she was organizing. I hadn't seen receipts for
Speaker 2: anything yet, so I hadn't actually seen confirmation emails. Everything
Speaker 2: had been said, yeah, yeah, it's booked, it's sorted, sorted.
Speaker 2: Had you like paid any money for deposits and that
Speaker 2: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: We'd paid some deposits, but we'd also confirmed suppliers at
Speaker 1: certain quotes and stuff as well, so we'd receive quotes
Speaker 1: for chairs, suppliers were all confirmed, deposits were paid anyway,
Speaker 1: So that all happened, and it was about eight weeks
Speaker 1: out from the wedding when Britt sends me a screenshot
Speaker 1: from wedshed. So wedshed is a very very popular wedding
Speaker 1: website that a lot of people use if they're getting
Speaker 1: married for suppliers or to talk about services or whatever.
Speaker 1: Because my sister Sherry was getting married, So I wasn't
Speaker 1: just in a web shed group four years ago.
Speaker 4: I just want to really, if I want to put
Speaker 4: that down. I wasn't lurking in a wedding group.
Speaker 1: My sister Sherry was getting married at the same time
Speaker 1: as Laura, like I think you guys got married a
Speaker 1: month apart or something. So she Mary was in a group,
Speaker 1: and she had because she's part of life uncut, she
Speaker 1: had known who Laura was using as her wedding planner,
Speaker 1: and she saw a post go up in the group,
Speaker 1: which was like a Facebook group.
Speaker 5: It's a Facebook group.
Speaker 1: It's like our discussion group, but it's for weddings. So
Speaker 1: she saw one post go up.
Speaker 5: That triggered her, and I'll let Laura tell you what
Speaker 5: it was.
Speaker 1: But then she sent it to me and she said,
Speaker 1: I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think you
Speaker 1: need to pass this onto Laura.
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh shit, So I passed it
Speaker 4: on to Laura.
Speaker 2: So what happened was basically, this post in webshed and
Speaker 2: if you're getting married, please go join Facebook and join
Speaker 2: the web Shared Facebook group. It's a really really great
Speaker 2: group for brides or for people who are organizing weddings.
Speaker 2: And this post was somebody who had organized their flowers
Speaker 2: and stuff. So this wedding planet was organizing their floral arrangements.
Speaker 2: And basically they'd shown up at their wedding on their
Speaker 2: wedding day and they had spent so much money on
Speaker 2: flowers and there was almost nothing there except for a
Speaker 2: couple of little vases of flower decorations that were on the.
Speaker 3: Table and nothing else.
Speaker 1: And they paid turned on thousands of dollars for their flowers,
Speaker 1: like an obscene amount they'd put into their flowers. And
Speaker 1: then it was just this onslaught of people who were
Speaker 1: jumping into the comment section who had had similar experiences,
Speaker 1: or they'd rocked up at their wedding and nothing was there,
Speaker 1: or the person had shown up to the wedding hours
Speaker 1: late to drop off their bridal bouquet. Like it was insane,
Speaker 1: the number of people who had had similar experiences around
Speaker 1: thinking that things were booked in and showing up and
Speaker 1: just nothing was there on their wedding day, like an
Speaker 1: like a snowball. I was gonna say an avalanche. It
Speaker 1: was an avalanche snowball of people that were coming out
Speaker 1: of the woodworks being like this happened to me, This
Speaker 1: happened to me.
Speaker 5: God knows how it had gone on for so long.
Speaker 2: It had gone on for so long, and very luckily
Speaker 2: we had not promoted her at all. So I do
Speaker 2: want to say that because I would worry for anyone
Speaker 2: to think that we were like promoting someone who was scamming.
Speaker 2: But basically this all went down. We contacted her and
Speaker 2: were like, can we please get the confirmations for the
Speaker 2: suppliers that we have locked in and nothing kind of
Speaker 2: came through from that. So anyway, we were six weeks
Speaker 2: out from the wedding when Matt finally because I'm such
Speaker 2: a people pleaser that I struggled to pull the plug
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, she's going to come through. Maybe
Speaker 3: this can't be right.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because you'd just seen also like I
Speaker 1: get that, I'm like that too, but when you've seen
Speaker 1: like thirty forty people coming out and saying she did
Speaker 1: the same thing, it's funny that you were still like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give another go.
Speaker 4: I know, like you're dating history.
Speaker 1: Literally, Yeah, I'll just give him another smidshit, they'll come through.
Speaker 5: I can fix her, I can make her good again.
Speaker 3: I'll be the exception she'll.
Speaker 1: Change for mere should be there, She'll bring your flowers.
Speaker 2: But also because we'd met her so many times face
Speaker 2: to face, and I couldn't believe it because she is
Speaker 2: actually a genuinely lovely person. I think maybe there was
Speaker 2: some big things happening in her life at the time,
Speaker 2: who knows what the actual story was, but she was
Speaker 2: a really lovely person to speak to.
Speaker 3: So I was like, surely this can't be real anyway.
Speaker 2: Matt then was like, look, I'm going to cancel this
Speaker 2: wedding planner. He's like, I'm going to call some suppliers
Speaker 2: and figure out if these bookings and confirmations have actually
Speaker 2: gone through. So, for example, one of the suppliers that
Speaker 2: we had was just for chairs, so for people to
Speaker 2: sit down on just white chairs at the ceremony, that's
Speaker 2: it exciting.
Speaker 5: So that Nana, you know, and great Nana had a
Speaker 5: little seat to sit in.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 1: And we call up the supplier and like we got
Speaker 1: married down on the south coast, Molly Miok is a
Speaker 1: relatively small town, so there's not loads and loads.
Speaker 3: Of suppliers who can supply these items.
Speaker 2: And they were like, noe, we don't have your booking
Speaker 2: combat we sent the quote, we don't have the booking confirmation.
Speaker 2: They were like, and also the chairs are all booked
Speaker 2: out now, so you can't get chairs through us, Like
Speaker 2: so sorry, but they're not available. So the only people
Speaker 2: who could supply chairs were Canberra.
Speaker 3: That was the close.
Speaker 2: It's a three hour drive from our wedding venue to
Speaker 2: get chairs. So the quote no longer was three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: It went to three and a half thousand dollars. So
Speaker 2: this was happening on repeat because all the suppliers that
Speaker 2: we thought we'd booked in, none of them actually had
Speaker 2: been confirmed. And we were six weeks out from the
Speaker 2: wedding and everything had been booked up in the area.
Speaker 2: It's even more frustrating because it's not you didn't even
Speaker 2: have a normal like.
Speaker 4: Wedding planning length of time.
Speaker 3: You put it.
Speaker 4: Back two years.
Speaker 1: There were years years to plan and get the best
Speaker 1: bargains and the best supplies. Next minute, you're like, that's
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars per chair.
Speaker 5: It was your ass down.
Speaker 2: And that's why when I was walking down the island
Speaker 2: there were a few empty chairs, I was like, sit.
Speaker 5: Up chair, figure out that buster up.
Speaker 1: I literally saw some empty chairs and I was like,
Speaker 1: I will stop walking down this r right now and
Speaker 1: I will get you all of you people in the
Speaker 1: back to go and sit on that chair.
Speaker 5: I wanted people to be two fold on the chairs
Speaker 5: like labs. He needed chair fillers, like the load where.
Speaker 3: Are my chair fillers?
Speaker 1: I was like trying to get the weight stuff to
Speaker 1: sit in the chairs. But anyway, it wasn't just the chairs.
Speaker 1: It was the cake, it was the flowers, it was everything.
Speaker 1: Nothing had been organized and so amazingly, Matt used to
Speaker 1: work in a marketing company. His main role was organizing
Speaker 1: big scale events like he used to work at concerts
Speaker 1: and put on like votaphone activations and stuff.
Speaker 3: So like he is great in a crisis, Matt.
Speaker 2: So within the next two weeks we had had, you know,
Speaker 2: a cake organized, we had flowers organized, we had everything done.
Speaker 2: The wedding was amazing. We hired her name is hire
Speaker 2: a bridesmaid, Curson is her name. She was based in
Speaker 2: Cronulla and she was incredible. She became our wedding planner
Speaker 2: in the space of six weeks, pulled it all together,
Speaker 2: did all the rest of the organizing and so it
Speaker 2: was magical. But it was unbelievable the stress six weeks
Speaker 2: out and it all came to light because of one
Speaker 2: single post on webshed.
Speaker 1: The way the world works is crazy because you only
Speaker 1: found that out because my sister was getting married at
Speaker 1: the same time. Who has a connection to the podcast,
Speaker 1: who happened to be in that exact wedding group, who
Speaker 1: happened to overhear that you were using that.
Speaker 4: Wedding planner, we never would have come to light.
Speaker 5: We were so so lucky.
Speaker 2: And also I just feel I feel for everyone who
Speaker 2: was affected negatively, Like imagine rocking up on your wedding
Speaker 2: day and not having things there, or finding out four
Speaker 2: weeks prior and not being able.
Speaker 3: To turn things around.
Speaker 2: And we are very fortunate that we were able to
Speaker 2: still deal with some of the financial burdens that happened
Speaker 2: because of the short time frames. Like you say wedding,
Speaker 2: everything goes up by zero, you say wedding.
Speaker 3: In a six week period, everything goes up again.
Speaker 2: So like we were and are very privileged that we
Speaker 2: were able to manage that, even though it still hurt us.
Speaker 3: But then we got there on the day and it
Speaker 3: was the most magical day.
Speaker 4: So you know, that chair was great.
Speaker 1: Chair was the best chair I've ever said on about
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes on that chair, I wouldn't have I'm so
Speaker 1: glad that you guys really really spent some time on
Speaker 1: the chairs I did. It's time for accidentally unfiltered, and
Speaker 1: this one is an absolute banger. I used to work
Speaker 1: for a phone brand and at Christmas they held a
Speaker 1: Christmas party slash like an awards ceremony.
Speaker 4: For the region. Now I'm talking region.
Speaker 5: As it is the whole of the Scotland stores.
Speaker 4: Oh Scottish listener, Hi shut out, Hi Scotland.
Speaker 1: They doesn't live there anymore, she misses it. I live
Speaker 1: in Romaniaia. They had serious awards like best Sales Record
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, boring, boring, boring, then the ones that
Speaker 1: we were really interested in, such as Best Dressed. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I won Best Dressed, fantastic. I was delighted and spent
Speaker 1: all night telling everyone who would listen that.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe I won Best Dressed.
Speaker 4: We fast forward to the next day.
Speaker 1: And I woke up with a very sore head. I
Speaker 1: turned to my friend in our shared hotel room and
Speaker 1: repeat the line, oh my god, I still can't believe
Speaker 1: I won Best Dressed, to which he proceeds to tell me, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you did not win Best Dressed. A Sarah, you did
Speaker 1: not win Best Dressed. You were only nominated. And then
Speaker 1: when they announced the other girl who actually won, you
Speaker 1: thought they said your name. You skipped up on stage,
Speaker 1: pretending to act shocked, took the award out of the
Speaker 1: girl's hand who actually won, thinking that she was just
Speaker 1: there presenting it to you. Not only did you do that,
Speaker 1: but then when you were leaving the stage, your shoe
Speaker 1: heel got stuck in the stage and you limped off,
Speaker 1: trophy in one hand, shoe in the other hand, thanking
Speaker 1: everybody for their votes. Imagine being that maggot, Imagine being
Speaker 1: that drunk.
Speaker 3: Also, what all a move if you don't win something?
Speaker 3: Just actually the confidence that.
Speaker 1: You did, But imagine being the girl on the stage
Speaker 1: with the trophy that won.
Speaker 4: It's screaming, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, isn't it this award?
Speaker 3: What was the best dress for?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was best dress of the
Speaker 1: night or best dress of like your year at work?
Speaker 3: Like where were they doing best dress buddy awards? I
Speaker 3: missed the start?
Speaker 5: Was Laura checked out of the whole Flaxie? Also speaking
Speaker 5: of best dressed guys, I need to drop this in.
Speaker 1: We can't get through this whole episode without having one
Speaker 1: moment for it, because it's possibly the.
Speaker 3: Best thing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 1: And I know that I have had two children, but
Speaker 1: I've fucking peaked fashion Critical?
Speaker 3: Do you know fashion Critical?
Speaker 1: I didn't know Fashion Critical until they talked about my toes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, tell me more.
Speaker 1: Fashion Critical is an online She's an online fashion critic.
Speaker 3: She's anonymous, she's sassy.
Speaker 1: She's got really mean things to say about people's fashion.
Speaker 1: So she has a Facebook page. She critiques people's fashion choices.
Speaker 5: I now remember her.
Speaker 1: I only heard of her last year because she she
Speaker 1: roasted Mitch Churry at the Logis last year.
Speaker 4: That's where I heard of it.
Speaker 2: So last year she said that Mitch Cheury was covered
Speaker 2: in spitballs and wearing kitchen wear shoes, this with camel.
Speaker 2: This year she said he has cameltoe. And she always
Speaker 2: has something to say. I remember in twenty seventeen, the
Speaker 2: very first time I ever went to Logis, I read
Speaker 2: my Fashion Critical review and I can't find it, unfortunately,
Speaker 2: but it was me made me sad this year, guys,
Speaker 2: the reason why I need to talk about it off
Speaker 2: the back of that story is.
Speaker 5: Because Fashion Critical said I was best on ground. She said,
Speaker 5: she called you a bog, she called you a turn.
Speaker 3: I have a bog.
Speaker 1: Your boobs looked better than I've ever seen them in
Speaker 1: my entire life.
Speaker 5: Laura always talks about how were boobs are.
Speaker 1: Oh, there are my knees eh, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: they're poking my arm. You refer to them as empty
Speaker 1: balloon sack. They're not balloon sacks, empty socks with sand
Speaker 1: in the bottom. The much it's empty like a sandbag.
Speaker 1: That's only a quarter field, Laura, I can't say that
Speaker 1: and then also post a video of your boobs last night,
Speaker 1: so they're not congruent.
Speaker 3: It's not. But let me let me just preface this.
Speaker 2: If you did see my teddies last night, guys, I
Speaker 2: want you to know, there was a lot of internal
Speaker 2: supporting structures that helped them defy gravity, and they were
Speaker 2: painted with l effect. They were not really they were
Speaker 2: as close to having a boob job without having surgery.
Speaker 3: That's what I did last night.
Speaker 5: No, they're not.
Speaker 4: You just put them in a dress.
Speaker 1: Just own your bang and kids, they are about fifteen
Speaker 1: centimeters higher than where they naturally sit.
Speaker 3: Is that you're swet gonna happen again? That's my sweet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, it's not suckond sweet, Okay, my suck.
Speaker 2: For the week, I had my stepdad's funeral, which was
Speaker 2: the biggest, saddest but simultaneously most joyful day. So that
Speaker 2: was the Friday. Then I was down in Ala Dullah
Speaker 2: yesterday and then back up for the like it has
Speaker 2: been a week on steroids, is how it feels. I
Speaker 2: would say, the suck was saying goodbye.
Speaker 1: It looked like, to be honest, it looked like it
Speaker 1: reminded me of my aunties. But it looked like a party,
Speaker 1: like everyone was vibrant, everyone was It looked more like
Speaker 1: they were celebrating life as opposed to morning in a way.
Speaker 3: So the funeral itself was really really sad.
Speaker 2: I think it always feels like that when it's someone
Speaker 2: who's so young and it feels like their life has
Speaker 2: been cut short. But like I said, Neil was such
Speaker 2: a big member of like the music community of Woollongong,
Speaker 2: So there was hundreds and hundreds of people at the wake.
Speaker 2: It felt like a wedding. There were so many people there.
Speaker 2: But two of his bands that he is a member
Speaker 2: of was a member of. One of them is called
Speaker 2: shortened Horny because it's a brass band and they're all short,
Speaker 2: So short and horny truly. So they were playing music
Speaker 2: and the music itself was so joyful, So the kids
Speaker 2: were up dancing and it just was not what you
Speaker 2: would expect from awake, but it's exactly what you would
Speaker 2: expect from Neil. So yeah, and it was sad because
Speaker 2: we were like, God, he would have loved to have
Speaker 2: been here. He would have had the best day, all
Speaker 2: his favorite people in one room together.
Speaker 4: That's really special.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really really sweet. But that was my
Speaker 2: I was my suck and my sweet forever for a
Speaker 2: very long time. That will probably be my suck at
Speaker 2: my sweet.
Speaker 4: That's really nice.
Speaker 1: My suck would be I me at this stage. So
Speaker 1: you guys know, I get my migraine botox or if
Speaker 1: you've missed that episode, I get migrain I have had
Speaker 1: migraines my whole life and I only recently discovered this
Speaker 1: year or qualified for the migraine botox protocol.
Speaker 5: So you have to qualify it with a GP, go
Speaker 5: to a neurologist.
Speaker 4: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: But I've worked out how long it lasts for me
Speaker 1: now and it lasts a shorter amount of time, and
Speaker 1: so there's always this couple of week period before you
Speaker 1: can go and get your next injections.
Speaker 4: Where you know it's worn off.
Speaker 1: And I've got that down to a tea now and
Speaker 1: it's devastating because I didn't realize how well it worked
Speaker 1: for me until now it wears off because usually the
Speaker 1: next lot of the botox would overlap, so you don't.
Speaker 4: Really fall back into that migraines.
Speaker 1: But mine now started again last week and I've I
Speaker 1: don't get them at all when I'm on these botox,
Speaker 1: and I've had three in the last two weeks. That's
Speaker 1: amazing that it was so effective for you, so effective
Speaker 1: for me, and I don't want everyone to think that
Speaker 1: it's going to work for you. It's obviously the specific
Speaker 1: types of migraines I get, because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: different types, and I tried.
Speaker 3: A lot before that.
Speaker 1: But so, yeah, so I've got another week or two
Speaker 1: before I get my injection. So I'm just back feeling
Speaker 1: like a turd burger, like a swamped So that's my suck.
Speaker 1: I just might need to speak to them and see
Speaker 1: if you can I can get it earlier. My sweet
Speaker 1: would be. It hasn't happened yet. I know that's not allowed,
Speaker 1: but in two days it is. Producer Keisha's and my
Speaker 1: birthday joint birthday.
Speaker 4: And whether that you put me first, Yeah, you're more
Speaker 4: important than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're born on the same day for those that
Speaker 1: didn't know, and we are going to be romantically spending
Speaker 1: that together in Bali've got rooms now. I booked as
Speaker 1: the honeymoon sweet. I wanted to trial it out for
Speaker 1: mine for being ben.
Speaker 5: Yeah, own a Bali for a couple of days.
Speaker 4: That is it from us.
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