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Speaker 1: Here is the show live from Level two twenty one
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Speaker 2: Wreshman.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian Oldcondinal Breakfast Show on Melbourn's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: I promise my kids sunshine that they've never seen before
Speaker 2: whilst we get to Australia. Kids, trust me you are man.
Speaker 2: We lives you sunshine all you round.
Speaker 3: Frost Falk God for a swim in the bak.
Speaker 2: Yet, what's going on Melbourne? The fog was quite nice.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel quite nostalgic, like I might see
Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes coming out of the fog with holding a
Speaker 2: lantern looking for the scarlet pimpernel. But frost. I didn't
Speaker 2: think you got frost.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not common, actually, I've got to say.
Speaker 2: But regional Victoria definitely, but the city not so well.
Speaker 3: Harbrich McLaughlin takes us a photo of his chicken coop
Speaker 3: video is building earlier this week. It looks like he
Speaker 3: lives at sleepy hollows, the arms of trees in fog
Speaker 3: and frost on the ground.
Speaker 2: He's back on this morning show. We'll be giving him,
Speaker 2: you'll be hoping as well, a brand new phrase that
Speaker 2: pays a phrase that he'd be saying just hearing Patch
Speaker 2: talk about the the Big Games. Tonight, Hamish is on TV.
Speaker 2: He's obviously the anchorman for all the coverage. We will
Speaker 2: be giving a brand new phrase the pace that he
Speaker 2: needs to work into his TV commentary tonight. I have
Speaker 2: a couple of contenders, but I'm looking to We'll get
Speaker 2: into that later on this morning. Hey, so we can
Speaker 2: now funny talk about it soccer use.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean now that everybody knows that everybody's.
Speaker 2: On board, we won you yesterday. Apart from you, the
Speaker 2: only man in Australia who didn't know that the soccer
Speaker 2: us were out the World Cup. It's real shame.
Speaker 3: I thank you yesterday for putting up with me. Why
Speaker 3: I didn't know the scores. I honestly believed when I
Speaker 3: left here that Australia was going to win because you
Speaker 3: told me, or you would tell me is the score
Speaker 3: is too nil? You wouldn't tell me which way. I
Speaker 3: believed it was us, and I was shocked when Peru scored.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have been beaten by Peru. Should You should
Speaker 2: be in the quarter finals.
Speaker 3: That's why I thought we won.
Speaker 2: Be you were gusted when you find out it.
Speaker 3: Was so sad I was. I was looking forward to
Speaker 3: spending today's show talking about how lated everybody is there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's a nice listen for people. Isn't it
Speaker 2: to have like a delayed forty eight hours after something,
Speaker 2: a breakfast show dealing with events. You know, that's a
Speaker 2: real win for us. That's a usp for this show.
Speaker 2: We're talking about what you care about. Two days after
Speaker 2: it happened. We're in.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast. Joe Melbourne's gold one oh four points.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian I couldnel backfast show here on god
Speaker 2: one of four point three with jeans for Jean's time
Speaker 2: for the Early Morning Game. Hello, Hello, you sometimes have earworms,
Speaker 2: you know where There might be a song that you're
Speaker 2: just totally just listening to a lot at the moments, Repeat, repeat,
Speaker 2: for it might be a new song on old one
Speaker 2: you rediscover that genuinely is mine. I'm finding myself walking
Speaker 2: around the house. It's mumbling to myself, Hello, is it's
Speaker 2: my ear one?
Speaker 3: So does that make you more likely or less likely
Speaker 3: to want to keep the game?
Speaker 2: More likely? I like it. It fills like red up chili peppers,
Speaker 2: or like a Chris Cornell kind of homage as well.
Speaker 2: And I like that all right, So Jack, let's remind
Speaker 2: them how does the new improved Early Morning Game? How
Speaker 2: long does that list work go?
Speaker 3: There's two contestants now, each will get their own list.
Speaker 3: Whoever makes the biggest list is the winner of the game.
Speaker 2: Boom, that's it. That's all she wrote. What all right? Cooling?
Speaker 2: Now to play two? If you go back up against
Speaker 2: each other next nine four one four one oh four three,
Speaker 2: We've got some fantastic prizes for you. We're aiming to
Speaker 2: get nine out of ten by the judge on this
Speaker 2: feature Roscoe, who is primed and waiting nine four one
Speaker 2: four one o four three.
Speaker 1: We're playing next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: This is such a great song, Dream Academy life in
Speaker 2: a northern town. Pop factory about this song not gonna
Speaker 2: be all ridized. This was actually produced by David Gilmour
Speaker 2: of Pink Floyd. I said, with a bit more reaction, Jack,
Speaker 2: you know that's a pretty good by pop factors laid
Speaker 2: down there. It's just staring at me like you don't
Speaker 2: know what the time is.
Speaker 3: That's a very interesting Christian.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Jacqueline. Hello, hell all right, let's
Speaker 2: play this now, and we need to get nine out
Speaker 2: of ten from the judge Roscoe. I've had an idea.
Speaker 2: You know, we have two callers going up against each other.
Speaker 2: What say today make it interesting for Rosco? We chuck
Speaker 2: him in as a second contestant.
Speaker 3: Oh risky, to let the judge be one of the players.
Speaker 2: You've heard the game, you've marked the game, Now be
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 3: If he lose. What I'm worried about is if he
Speaker 3: loses and he scores slowly.
Speaker 2: Don't judge the Roscoe. He judges us partial. I know,
Speaker 2: I don't know why we've got this situation either. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we're here where we are.
Speaker 3: He's going to give us a nine out of ten
Speaker 3: this morning for the game to live on.
Speaker 2: We want him to. Okay, all right, Jackie, Yes, all right, Jackie.
Speaker 2: Let's find out what the three topics are.
Speaker 3: What have you got, jack Nineties movies, Australian cities, race horses.
Speaker 2: All right, Jackie, I'm gonna go Australian cities.
Speaker 5: Off you go, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth.
Speaker 6: Oh see Adelaide.
Speaker 2: What about your capital?
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sorry, I know that you're on five at the.
Speaker 7: Moment, Victoria.
Speaker 6: No men missed out five?
Speaker 2: Are you under pressure there, Jackie? You're under pressure that
Speaker 2: it might be enough? Five be enough to get the win?
Speaker 2: All right now we're see stay there, Jackie. Don't worry Roscoe.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, judge Roscoe. Listen to the power
Speaker 2: he's wagger. Yeah, all right, So I'm going to go
Speaker 2: for you. Nineties movies.
Speaker 3: Off you go, pretty intink breakfast club?
Speaker 2: Which one? Happy Gilmour? Yes, yeah, big guddy yep, got
Speaker 2: a Soundler.
Speaker 8: Oh you put me under it?
Speaker 2: Oha?
Speaker 3: Oh No, rather five was the score, Bill, it was.
Speaker 2: There's the lowest score we've ever got on this game. Amazing.
Speaker 2: I just give it.
Speaker 3: Too, Jackie.
Speaker 2: Jackie is the winner, jack he got the easy life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, he screwed it up, Jackie. The win is yours.
Speaker 2: Well done, Well done, Jackie. All right, now let's go
Speaker 2: to the awkward bit o Roscoe. We throw ourselves before
Speaker 2: you yesterday yesterday seven point five. We need the nine
Speaker 2: for the game to stay on. I'm hoping that your
Speaker 2: terrible performance won't affect your witness Roscoe. I'm not bitter
Speaker 2: or anything.
Speaker 8: Honestly, Look I thought a better two because you put
Speaker 8: me under pressure. But no, I will give you the
Speaker 8: nine and a half.
Speaker 7: So much Ross God, you're.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Bon Jovi Living on a brag Good Morning Thursday Morning
Speaker 2: Show number nineteen on the Christian O'Connell The Show. We
Speaker 2: have a stack show today half an hour's time. He's back.
Speaker 2: The smoothest man on your TV screens. Hamish macglocklin, and
Speaker 2: I've got a gift for him, a brand new phrase
Speaker 2: that pays. You've seen the one are going to go
Speaker 2: for and this is the phrase that I will give
Speaker 2: to him. And then Hamish us to work into tonight's
Speaker 2: TV work that he's doing calling the games. So Hamish
Speaker 2: is on in about half an hour's time. Ross Noble
Speaker 2: Brilliant Comedium is also going to be on the show
Speaker 2: this morning. We have something new and exciting in the
Speaker 2: studio which we want to try and use in an
Speaker 2: hour's time. Tomorrow's show all request like we do every Friday.
Speaker 2: Now on this breakfast show, you're picking all the songs
Speaker 2: between six and ten. I love this one that's coming early.
Speaker 2: What a polite way to contact us, Sir slash madam,
Speaker 2: Sir Madam Leo Sayer two thousand and four, Touch me
Speaker 2: baby brackets. I'm always yours. CBS Records, thank you for
Speaker 2: having a little bit of detail. They're like, we're going
Speaker 2: to leg it down to the record library, but thank
Speaker 2: you very much for getting in that early requests for
Speaker 2: some classic Leo Sayer. So yesterday we finally got our
Speaker 2: brand new family car. Everyone's been excited about this I's
Speaker 2: been waiting for it. You may remember two weeks ago
Speaker 2: my wife texted me in the middle of the show
Speaker 2: and I was irritated because asking me about what color
Speaker 2: it should be. And I said, listen, you're gonna be
Speaker 2: driving it, you'll be doing the school right, and it's
Speaker 2: your car. I don't really mind. She said, well, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking about pearl white, and I went, oh, it feels
Speaker 2: like like a pimps car or some of that rocking
Speaker 2: around in pearl white. Just go for gray.
Speaker 3: Well what's the difference between white and pearl white?
Speaker 2: No idea, probably money. Yeah, you add pearl in front
Speaker 2: of something, it means extra money, you know, and us
Speaker 2: snobs out in the Bayside area. Oh yeah, No, I'd
Speaker 2: hate to have something that North Melbourne might have, like
Speaker 2: just white. You know, if you're going to be rocking
Speaker 2: around in uh in the Bayside, you need pearl white.
Speaker 2: So I go, yeah, I did just great. But listen,
Speaker 2: it's your choice. I don't mind. I don't care. I
Speaker 2: don't have an opinion on it. Really, She goes, great,
Speaker 2: she bottles out of it. The car turns up yesterday.
Speaker 2: This is a great car. It's fantastic. However, I come home,
Speaker 2: my wife's going straight away. She doesn't say anything. She
Speaker 2: just looks at me and she goes, I don't like
Speaker 2: the color and cool, but you're in the car. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. You get in the car, you drive it around,
Speaker 2: it doesn't really matter. You're not aware of the color
Speaker 2: once you once you use it, it's not an issue.
Speaker 2: I don't like it, and the kids don't like it either.
Speaker 2: I want to say, who cares? Are they paying for it?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: So an eleven year old and a thirteen year old
Speaker 2: don't like the color, and so they go.
Speaker 3: Yes, so neutral, just what they said, don't they.
Speaker 2: Go, it's so boring, dad, just because you're like wearing gray.
Speaker 2: It's just another gray car. It's really boring. We wanted
Speaker 2: the pearl white. Now.
Speaker 3: It's not the flashiest thing I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2: It's not. And it didn't help because the sales director here,
Speaker 2: pretty boy Pete, he told me the the day that
Speaker 2: his wife has the pearl white one of what we've got. Right,
Speaker 2: I mistakenly tell my wife that and you pats you know.
Speaker 2: It's like you say something a woman. It's all used
Speaker 2: later on in Core is little.
Speaker 4: Cross exation I did the same with our family car.
Speaker 4: I still think we should have got the Navy. I
Speaker 4: still don't like its.
Speaker 2: Listen to what my wife has made me do. I've
Speaker 2: got to call the Garrets today to say, can we
Speaker 2: swap it? You can't. Please, don't make me do the
Speaker 2: you call? Why make me do it?
Speaker 4: It's probably devalued by about ten grands since you've driven it.
Speaker 3: The packaging and you've driven it.
Speaker 2: And also why am I calling? It's not my mistake.
Speaker 2: I said to you you could have the white. I
Speaker 2: don't care. No, I listened to you. That's it. I
Speaker 2: shouldn't have done that. I've got to call them today.
Speaker 2: Ago love the car? What a car? Can we change
Speaker 2: it for the peol.
Speaker 3: I just how many cases have been driven in just
Speaker 3: I've guessing you if you had it one day, how
Speaker 3: much have you driven it?
Speaker 2: I think it's done, like maybe two or three k's.
Speaker 2: That's it, all right, God delivered to us. We drove
Speaker 2: a little ride around and they kept moaning the whole
Speaker 2: time about the gray. It's not affecting your enjoyment of
Speaker 2: the car. You don't know what the colors you're on
Speaker 2: the inside.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe if you can wind it back to zero
Speaker 3: like they do in Farrist Feelers Dat you can take
Speaker 3: it back to the shop.
Speaker 2: So I'm dying to know has anyone done this before?
Speaker 2: Is anyone listening who works for a car showroom? Do
Speaker 2: people do this? Is it possible? And also it is
Speaker 2: there a cost involved? Please? Could he let me know asap?
Speaker 2: These really important questions because I'm dreading today's show ending,
Speaker 2: I've got to make a really embarrassing call nine four
Speaker 2: one four one O four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three, and.
Speaker 2: I stays here on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Come on ins to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Not if
Speaker 2: you want to know what the car is? Oh yeah, nosey,
Speaker 2: you make a judgment on you try and work out
Speaker 2: all how much money is he on? What's he got?
Speaker 2: All right? It's a Toyo to Kluger. And I tell
Speaker 2: you why I got that couple of weeks ago as
Speaker 2: an uber, because I've been living in ubers and I
Speaker 2: got in the back, I said, go is this comfy?
Speaker 2: What's this? He says? A Toyota Clugan And he was
Speaker 2: really proud. He went toys to Clugar. Look, behnd you
Speaker 2: see the boot space and I did, went impressive. He said,
Speaker 2: I can pop up seats and net. Suddenly this four
Speaker 2: seater goes boom seven seater. I was like, went home
Speaker 2: and said we're getting the Toyota Clugar. My overdriver had one.
Speaker 2: I'm so aspirational.
Speaker 3: Anyway, what color did drive head?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Great, That's why I went great. So anyway, it
Speaker 2: turned up yesterday it's gray. My wife does not the
Speaker 2: gray order my two daughters. My wife is making me
Speaker 2: call the showroom to that ten to say can we
Speaker 2: swap it for a pearl white one. I don't want
Speaker 2: to make the call and I don't think we can. Jessica,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Jessica. How can you help me
Speaker 2: to Have you worked for a car showroom?
Speaker 5: Yes, I used to work for a car dealership, and
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I have to say, Christian, it's an expensive order that
Speaker 6: you've just done appreciation.
Speaker 2: How can it be? We've just driven it to take
Speaker 2: one of the kids to her first soccer practice yesterday.
Speaker 3: Driving through of the soccer field, little gravel stones.
Speaker 2: Spotless is a maculate.
Speaker 6: As soon as you drive it out of that shy room.
Speaker 6: That's it that can't appreciates straight away.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's just what you say. Surely you guys
Speaker 2: aren't going to really notice if I bring it back
Speaker 2: in today suddenly I drive out in a pearl white one.
Speaker 2: No one is any the wiser. You got the old
Speaker 2: grease monkey mechanics out the back. Who can take the
Speaker 2: miles off and do something there?
Speaker 6: Or should have taken the pearl white?
Speaker 2: Should I? She was told, Oh god, Jessica, you're ruining
Speaker 2: my life, Jessica, and just go tell me this. My
Speaker 2: wife is telling me that apparently it's more popular to
Speaker 2: have with the pearl white and it's better for resale. Well,
Speaker 2: it looks good.
Speaker 6: We have black and white slim line tape.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dear, oh dear. Okay, this is uh this
Speaker 2: bad news. Okay, Jessica, thank you, but not thank you. Okay,
Speaker 2: but thanks cool the show, all right, have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Bye. Pep good a Christian?
Speaker 5: How are you doing?
Speaker 2: Awful? Absolutely awful? I actually think, yes, this is this
Speaker 2: is just a terrible, terrible moment for me right now.
Speaker 2: Pet please help me out here. You can swap the car,
Speaker 2: can't you? You work for all Diota. Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Look, you know how Toyota's logo is O what a feeling? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: well you're not there, Okay, you are, as they say
Speaker 5: in the vernacular, somewhat disadvantaged in that the vehicle.
Speaker 1: Have you bought it?
Speaker 5: It's registered in your name?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, you are in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I own it, and I can swap it.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: If I buy bad trainers, I own them. Swap them
Speaker 2: for the other ones.
Speaker 5: Not if you've gone out running in them, even one.
Speaker 2: I haven't been running in the car. We took it
Speaker 2: around the corner.
Speaker 5: You've been driving, you drive out of it.
Speaker 2: Editay had to drive it to me to bring it
Speaker 2: to me. They must have done that. In fact, I
Speaker 2: take that. I've just said, take it up. The podcast
Speaker 2: hasn't been used.
Speaker 5: Has been used, has been registered. It is now a
Speaker 5: used car. You could sell and your dealership. You could
Speaker 5: sell it back to the dealership.
Speaker 1: O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three, Christian.
Speaker 2: If allouse fells, you can pay to have the car
Speaker 2: finyl coated in the color of your wife. That's not
Speaker 2: I can't go back into the house today. Mixed it.
Speaker 2: Someone out with the special clean film kids, I've got
Speaker 2: there's bubbles on the morning final the cars that gonna
Speaker 2: look like I'm screwed anyway, seven nine Mornings to Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connor Breadthor show here on God one of four point three.
Speaker 2: So coming up with fifty minutes time, here's back the
Speaker 2: face of swamp afl. Tonight on Channel seven, our friend
Speaker 2: Hamish McLaughlin. We started a new game with him on
Speaker 2: Friday's Breakfast show. We did this the phrase to work
Speaker 2: in over the weekend. I mean flying monkeys come on
Speaker 2: monkey as you can hear there. Hamish really loves this
Speaker 2: new game that I've come up with. And so fast
Speaker 2: forward to round about almost midnight. Who knew that the
Speaker 2: show is still going on then and they're dying few
Speaker 2: minutes but fair play. Did he do it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: He got his two other former players who were there,
Speaker 2: so was it ling? And all right? They actually say
Speaker 2: it as soon as they flying monkeys than.
Speaker 3: You say flying monkeys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flying monkeys. He's all over it once they sat.
Speaker 2: So we've have to get him back and he's agreed
Speaker 2: to come back on to do it properly tonight with
Speaker 2: a brand new phrase. So users how well, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pick one of your phrases and we'll give it to
Speaker 2: Hamish to work into tonight's TV show text in what
Speaker 2: do you think the phrase should be? Four seven five
Speaker 2: o three one oh four three. You can create a
Speaker 2: phrase surreal that's honors anything. Let's make him work hard.
Speaker 2: Let's make him to his monkey tap dance for once.
Speaker 2: Four seven five o three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast, Joe Melbourne's gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I love Ody Vedder's voice, Pearl Jam Daughter, Come on,
Speaker 2: it's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast show and gone one o
Speaker 2: four point three. It's going up for seven thirty nine.
Speaker 2: You're enjoying this new game. The phrase that pays with
Speaker 2: your friend, our friend, the most beautiful man on TV.
Speaker 2: He's there on Channel seven tonight grinning Hamish McLaughlin and
Speaker 2: the phrases that are coming in at the moment. Oh,
Speaker 2: we just know why we can do this. But thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Nancy. The phrase for Hamish squeeze my
Speaker 2: nipples and call me Nancy. Can't see how he can
Speaker 2: work that in. I know it's a big tonight with
Speaker 2: the Swans and app But how the hell are you
Speaker 2: going to do that? Suddenly? Well, squeeze my nipples and
Speaker 2: call me now is it? We got a game tonight.
Speaker 2: As we go into the.
Speaker 3: Second half, I feel like it actually works quite well.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, Christian, he should say purple monkey dishwasher.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, what about raspberry sorbet? It's from Catherine? No,
Speaker 2: holy guacamole, it's another one.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: He's got more feet than legs. That's too easy, you know,
Speaker 2: when there's a player who's trumbling around with the ball. Christian,
Speaker 2: what about Hamish to suddenly say my wife's in labor.
Speaker 2: Dell is suggesting chicken, schnitzel and chips. All right, keep
Speaker 2: this coming, Hamish is Lizzie right now? Probably squeaky bum time?
Speaker 2: That might be another phrase text in four seven five
Speaker 2: three one oh four three. Hamish is up next the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: On as the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show on Gold one
Speaker 2: four point three. Let's get Hamish McLaughlin back on Good Morning, Hamish.
Speaker 9: Morning, Christian jacko nickol be lurking around somewhere, so morning to.
Speaker 2: You, Nick, Hey, how are you legend? Very very well,
Speaker 2: very well?
Speaker 9: Germany out of the World Cup. But I know that's
Speaker 9: what we're talking about. We're talking about the AFL tonight
Speaker 9: seven pm on seven, Tigers v. Swans and this phrase
Speaker 9: that pays.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: No one's paying anyone anything regardless.
Speaker 2: Of what happens. So listen, have you heard some of
Speaker 2: the ones that the listeners have been coming up with.
Speaker 2: Squeeze my nipples.
Speaker 3: And call me Nancy, Tigers get four in a row.
Speaker 2: Works, That's not working.
Speaker 9: My wife said, labor Mum would be texting straight.
Speaker 2: Away and your wife, she want to know what's going on.
Speaker 9: You imagine if I said, if you said you can't
Speaker 9: touch this, thes have a time, Bruce Becovanie would look
Speaker 9: at me and go, whoa that.
Speaker 2: Can be on?
Speaker 3: You actually used every week hand Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is the worst game.
Speaker 9: All I can do is get it right or be
Speaker 9: looked at sideways from one of the greatest broadcasters of
Speaker 9: all time, or be sort of heckled the next day
Speaker 9: for getting it wrong by you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's not going to happen.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: Let's fast forward. I know tomorrow morning, there's gonna be
Speaker 2: nothing but kudos given to you because you are going
Speaker 2: to smash this one. I have chosen a phrase, so it's.
Speaker 9: All it's you who chooses is of course? Okay, and Jacko,
Speaker 9: just before we get this, are there any rules? Last week,
Speaker 9: when Lingy and Jimmy Bartel went with it first and
Speaker 9: I threw it over the top, that was deemed by
Speaker 9: the phrase that pays committee as being high treason.
Speaker 2: So just let me get the rules.
Speaker 3: It was determined that you deferred the contest to somebody else.
Speaker 3: The rules today you have to say it first, and
Speaker 3: it's going to be before eleven forty five pm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I get that. You ready? Okay? Sure, okay.
Speaker 2: The phrase that pays, oh, missus meggans.
Speaker 3: What I didn't know what I meant either, and it
Speaker 3: turns out it doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: Okay. The phrase that pays for you to work into
Speaker 2: tonight's work is oh, missus mggins.
Speaker 9: Oh that that is actually I think it's impossible, no
Speaker 9: doing that, Missus miggans.
Speaker 2: See there you go, already, you're get in the field
Speaker 2: of it. You're playing with What does it mean? Does matter?
Speaker 2: None of these phrases need to mean anything. What does
Speaker 2: banana hammock mean? Actually, we do know what that will means.
Speaker 3: So coming out with a new catch phrase means that
Speaker 3: you got to take It doesn't need to be derivative
Speaker 3: of anything else.
Speaker 2: It can just be brand new and oh, missus Higgins,
Speaker 2: you can easily do that.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 2: We look at a kick that was Oh missus Miggins.
Speaker 2: Can you see that I've done it for you?
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you're not live in front of a national
Speaker 9: audience that would be thinking what a dick.
Speaker 2: No, they're not. They're going to go wow. We I'm
Speaker 2: liking this new hamish. He needs a few new catchphrases.
Speaker 2: This is great. Oh missus Miggins, you were that way
Speaker 2: that works as well.
Speaker 9: Okay, this is unlikely to happen, but come on and
Speaker 9: we trush, come on, Okay.
Speaker 3: Rest assured.
Speaker 9: I'll be trying very hard to get oh missus Miggins
Speaker 9: in at some point with absolutely no context at all,
Speaker 9: when one is playing two on a Thursday night on
Speaker 9: a free to air audience, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Ye okay, so listen, I said my wife's in labor.
Speaker 2: That's somehow seems easy. No, no, oh missus mggins.
Speaker 3: Okay, just say hey, am I got something for you?
Speaker 3: Is Richmond player Jack Higgins playing tonight? Maybe you could
Speaker 3: go yeah that That's the only thing I was thinking,
Speaker 3: Missus Higgins. It's Jack Higgins.
Speaker 2: That's not the phrase. That's not the phrase, the phrases.
Speaker 2: The phrase is simply, oh, missus mggins, how how is
Speaker 2: that going to work?
Speaker 7: That's for you to work out, my friend.
Speaker 2: I'll be watching tonight, that's all. Wait, sure, we're watching
Speaker 2: Channel seven Great game and the other great game. The
Speaker 2: phrase that bays Hamish good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: That's an exists and listen love the good mon next
Speaker 2: to Christian O'Connor Bedford Show are Gold one of four
Speaker 2: point three, eleven minutes past eight Thursday morning. So there's
Speaker 2: all buzz coming through you speakers. That is the familiar
Speaker 2: buzz to some of us of a certain age of
Speaker 2: a vinyl player. We've plugged it into the desk. Yesterday's
Speaker 2: song brought me as a present. How about this a
Speaker 2: vinyl player? We think about getting one and then wasting
Speaker 2: my money buying about the vinyl that I gave away
Speaker 2: decades ago. Though wish I'd home on too now because
Speaker 2: it's worth a fortune and Producer Becks, So if you
Speaker 2: have ever called the show, you probably speak to Producer Breaks.
Speaker 2: She's great and she kindly brought in a load of
Speaker 2: her vinyls. She's got some great stuff, including one that
Speaker 2: leapt out straight away, Violent Fames Dave Barkle brilliant album
Speaker 2: and track four Blister on the Sun. I love that song.
Speaker 2: So we've plugged this in. We should be able to
Speaker 2: play you. I think this will be a first for
Speaker 2: Melbourne Radio on a breakfast show for quite a few years.
Speaker 2: We're going to play a song on vinyl now.
Speaker 3: Or did you start your career playing songs off vinyl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I first started in college radio, and even
Speaker 2: my first radio show twenty years ago was vinyl. You
Speaker 2: just have to just spend like twenty minutes getting all
Speaker 2: out the record library. Now it's just a hard drive,
Speaker 2: it's just there.
Speaker 3: So this little hun that we can hear. You put
Speaker 3: up with that just the whole time on radio and
Speaker 3: back in the day.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what you're about to hear. This
Speaker 2: is a musical education for some of the younger people
Speaker 2: listening right now, there'll be a crackle when that needle
Speaker 2: hits the groove and is the best most exciting sound
Speaker 2: in radio. And you know I love Spotify and all that. However,
Speaker 2: nothing replaces that warm, deeper sound you get from the
Speaker 2: needle on the grooves just before the music kicks in.
Speaker 2: It's the anticipation, it's part of the ritual. Even earlier,
Speaker 2: I was just getting the vinyl out. I was looking
Speaker 2: at how it used to be, the great days when
Speaker 2: there were side one and side too, and you get
Speaker 2: out the sleeve and you're putting it on. It all
Speaker 2: takes a while to set up, and he's so excited
Speaker 2: about the music that's about to come. So I needed
Speaker 2: to take it to track four, side to.
Speaker 3: I don't have much experience with the needle dropping the
Speaker 3: needle on, but here.
Speaker 2: We we gently, gently jack gently track four.
Speaker 3: I'm just looking for the fourth group.
Speaker 2: That's it. Ain't wait now, I did you need to
Speaker 2: go back a bit? M hm. This is called one
Speaker 2: of four point three paying you Finyl Vinyl Violent Femmes.
Speaker 7: Enjoy listen to that crackle.
Speaker 2: There you go. That is viol and Fems Blister of
Speaker 2: the Sun on vinyl, folks, you need to need lock
Speaker 2: otherwise going to stranger the next track. Man, Sorry Melbourne,
Speaker 2: your ears? Ah, how you enjoyed that we did? That
Speaker 2: sounded great? You good? Amit? I mean, obviously you're a millennial.
Speaker 2: Didn't you appreciate how warm and fuzzy that sounded?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: It reminds me of my parents, and I'm actually excited
Speaker 3: to go home tonight and look through my dad's record
Speaker 3: collection and see what I can bring in for tomorrow show.
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking, is that sounded so good? It was
Speaker 2: so much fun playing vinyl? I guarantee if you flick
Speaker 2: up and down the dial. Most radio stations don't have
Speaker 2: a vinyl player. The only reason we've got one is
Speaker 2: because someone brought one for me yesterday as a present.
Speaker 2: So I thought we could have some fun with this.
Speaker 2: So my old local pub these are a thing every
Speaker 2: Thursday called Vinyl Thursday, where you could turn up with
Speaker 2: vinyl and you put your name down on a waiting
Speaker 2: this because we civilized, were English, everyone likes to qbe
Speaker 2: and wait. We'd have a list and put down kind
Speaker 2: it turn up on and so you wait for your turn,
Speaker 2: and then you would play a song and I still
Speaker 2: love this. It's like a kind of ve I kind
Speaker 2: of dube. Now. We start this a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: ago on Friday's break for show where it's all requests,
Speaker 2: and I mean every single song we play is picked
Speaker 2: by you. We're doing the last couple of Fridays and
Speaker 2: it sounds amazing Tomorrow, wouldn't it be great? We've got
Speaker 2: the vinyl player. Do any of you have any vinyl?
Speaker 2: A you fancy dropping it in tomorrow to us here
Speaker 2: during the show. You can come on up and you
Speaker 2: can put your own song on. I'll put your name
Speaker 2: on the list first, yeahst in reception. Then you come
Speaker 2: up in the lift to level two where we broadcasts
Speaker 2: from you come and see us with the vinyl. So
Speaker 2: have any of you got vinyl? What have you got?
Speaker 2: And could you make it here tomorrow morning between six
Speaker 2: and ten. Okay, so we're going to hold kind of
Speaker 2: like open auditions right now. All right, let us know
Speaker 2: what vinyl have you got? What could we be playing
Speaker 2: on our new vinyl player tomorrow as we take radio
Speaker 2: back decades nine one O four three Give us a
Speaker 2: call nine four four one.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 7: Club.
Speaker 2: I'm a comedian coome onst to Christian o'clor Breakfast show
Speaker 2: on Gold one oh four point three. We're taking radio
Speaker 2: back proper old school now. I've got a vinyl turntable.
Speaker 2: We've plugged it into the studio desk here. Obviously, music
Speaker 2: now on radios up and down the dal all over
Speaker 2: the world. It still coming off hard drive. But the
Speaker 2: best musical format in the world is vinyl. We just
Speaker 2: tested out early by playing in full great song Blister
Speaker 2: and the Sun by Violent fans. It sounded great. PRODUCEA
Speaker 2: Becks has brought a load of vinus. We can test
Speaker 2: this out this morning. I'm looking now at a compilation
Speaker 2: double album. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a compilation vinyl.
Speaker 2: They used to be great summer nineteen ninety. There were
Speaker 2: some great songs out there. They got Farsie with Communication, Madonna,
Speaker 2: True Blue So Fine, Young Cannibals, Jenny Morris, don't remember
Speaker 2: Jenny Morris, Alice Cooper on side too.
Speaker 3: And everyone made the transition from vinyl to CD.
Speaker 2: Sadly not my friend. There were casualties, and Jenny Morris
Speaker 2: was one of them. Bobby Brown don't be cruel every
Speaker 2: little step and then this, can you cure this up? Then?
Speaker 2: Let me just turn it up. It sounds like crackle.
Speaker 2: This is our turntable Easy mixed Master Mike Motley Crue
Speaker 2: Dot to feel Good for track foury track four four Yeah,
Speaker 2: Finyl Baby Vinyl track four Motney Crue dot to feel Good.
Speaker 2: All right, So we want to know do you have vinyl?
Speaker 2: Do you fancy dropping in tomorrow and us sticking some
Speaker 2: of it on an all request Friday?
Speaker 7: Nicole?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Nicole. So have you got some
Speaker 2: vinyl for us? Oh?
Speaker 6: A few hundred?
Speaker 2: Have you really? That'll be worth a fortune?
Speaker 6: Now, yeah, they probably will. And every time I think
Speaker 6: I should do this myself of them, they just scream
Speaker 6: at me, your nuts?
Speaker 2: What have you got? Then? Take us through? What's some
Speaker 2: of the highlights, What some of the hits I've got?
Speaker 6: Slayer like Got Chicago. I'm giggling about the culture Club
Speaker 6: that you just play the vinyls Hush single Sweet Gary.
Speaker 2: Moore from Gary more from Yeah We Do Great Taste.
Speaker 6: Yes, you've got the Blue I've got Public cru Ripper
Speaker 6: as compilation cat better.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, listen, sounds like our actual playlist. So we
Speaker 2: need you in here tomorrow, Nicole, can we get you
Speaker 2: in tomorrow from Frankston VESSI coming.
Speaker 6: In absolutely sounds like a plan.
Speaker 2: Brilliant, Okay, So I mean not sure we've got room
Speaker 2: to get all six hundred on tomorrow show. I try
Speaker 2: my best, but we're definitely go through some of those.
Speaker 6: All right, Nicole fantasy, I've been a selection, all right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Let us know the new fancy coming in tomorrow with
Speaker 2: your vinyl on nine four one four three Travelers on
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, Very visors, Learn to Fly. It is coming up
Speaker 2: for twenty to nine. I hope you well this morning.
Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in. It's a Christian O'Connor breakfast show
Speaker 2: on Gold one a four point three. So I'm having
Speaker 2: fun with this vinyl turntable. I've got someone gave it
Speaker 2: to me to stay as a present. I've plugged it
Speaker 2: into to the station. We've kind of hard wine old technology,
Speaker 2: old analog meet digital. That's what we've done this morning.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why we were getting all those area messages
Speaker 3: at six o'clock this morning.
Speaker 7: I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: It does not compute. And so we're going tomorrow on
Speaker 2: our all Request Friday show is if you've got vinyl,
Speaker 2: any fancy dropp an instring him by ours here in Richmond,
Speaker 2: then come on up. We'll stick some of your music on.
Speaker 2: What I need to teach you to do because you'll
Speaker 2: buy the turntable, whether it's side the studio desk. There's
Speaker 2: an art to queuing up a song on the radio.
Speaker 2: You never would have had to worry about this, but
Speaker 2: I had to do this when I started radio. You
Speaker 2: give it, look at, you find out where it starts,
Speaker 2: and you take it back. You take it back like
Speaker 2: three quarters and then when you hit play it.
Speaker 3: So you weren't having to actually drop the needle onlike us.
Speaker 2: What do you think what I used to sound like?
Speaker 2: Like that? W just said? Did you go, hey it's
Speaker 2: Tampa stay. Oh that's not the right one said.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to be the DJ to tomorrow though people trust.
Speaker 2: Me with the records. But yes, let's do that. Joe,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Saw.
Speaker 8: We're traveling.
Speaker 2: We're traveling pretty well. See do you faste swinging by
Speaker 2: tomorrow with some of your vinyl?
Speaker 8: I'd be there at the drop of the hat.
Speaker 2: Oh please do What have you got? What could we
Speaker 2: be playing tomorrow?
Speaker 8: Joel, I've got I've got a des equation which I
Speaker 8: pick and choose as I go when I'm out hugging
Speaker 8: the vinyls. But I'd like to bring in kisses double
Speaker 8: play them.
Speaker 2: You've got double platinum of kiss Yes, I'll be worth
Speaker 2: quite a bit. Kiss fans spending a lot of money
Speaker 2: buying up old original vinyl pressings.
Speaker 8: There is a small crease in the color, but it's
Speaker 8: original pressing. With the cash blank of records to we
Speaker 8: get inside?
Speaker 2: Well, have you gone on eBay or any of the
Speaker 2: record shops online to see what that's worth?
Speaker 8: I've tried to, but every time I look it up,
Speaker 8: especially with record shops, they can't tell you till they
Speaker 8: see it, and then when they do look at it,
Speaker 8: they generally go by the sorry to.
Speaker 2: Hear that, bloody Pommy pound all right? And Joe, what's
Speaker 2: on the double leven? What have you got on the
Speaker 2: Detroit Rock City?
Speaker 8: Detroit Rock City Hard Luck woman Strata she I do
Speaker 8: believe theft's on there?
Speaker 2: On that or not? I think it is what a song?
Speaker 2: Love gun very subtle as well, I mean it's Sharan's
Speaker 2: never going to write a song as Subtler's love Gun Joe, Joe,
Speaker 2: we'll see you tomorrow morning. Okay, all right, now, let's
Speaker 2: see if we can get someone we met last week
Speaker 2: on the show. DJ Steve Strange. Good morning, DJ Steve Strange,
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good? Listen to that voice. Welcome back to
Speaker 2: the show. Now, buddy, you must be DJing tonight. Where
Speaker 2: about you're going to be give yourself a plug.
Speaker 8: I'm not on tonight.
Speaker 3: I'm actually on right now.
Speaker 6: As the Gami's reser.
Speaker 11: Early Morning DJ says, stay early morning, bingo. Believe it,
Speaker 11: I like I am while people having a breakfast. You're
Speaker 11: playing the hits, not the hits.
Speaker 2: This is actually traditional bingo. Oh I see it. Read
Speaker 2: numbers this morning. Yes, I'm working numbers this morning and
Speaker 2: next weekgain we'll be working music. All right? And how
Speaker 2: many records have you got in your collection? And you're
Speaker 2: a professional DJ, what have you got? Between me and
Speaker 2: my mate lives, we've probably we've got over twenty thousand.
Speaker 12: We can pretty much give you anything you want.
Speaker 7: What's your favorite I'll bring it in.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is great. Okay, Steve, we have to get
Speaker 2: you and your mate less on tomorrow's show with your
Speaker 2: final okay, not a problem, all right. Enjoy the Binger
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: Brother.
Speaker 2: I'll see you tomorrow. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you there on Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Strong stuff there from Pats. Keep this there between now
Speaker 2: and six pm tomorrow. Stay up right, do not sleep
Speaker 2: on this one or you will lose ten thousand dollars votes.
Speaker 2: All right. The Red Hot Summer Tour we announced this week.
Speaker 2: It is back in January twenty nineteen. Tickets on sale
Speaker 2: right now. You know this will set out very quickly.
Speaker 2: You can get your tickets through ticket Master. They're on
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Speaker 2: the Black Hearts, the Living End Diesel. You can stick
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Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now. Good luck. Today's that
Speaker 2: work time waster. This is for you to loaf off
Speaker 2: now we get into work. You don't get straight down
Speaker 2: to work. You can still take part in the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: Change a letter, change a song, change a letter, change
Speaker 2: a song. When are you're saying this for the benefit? Really,
Speaker 2: I'll producer becks he's had a lot of trouble with this.
Speaker 2: He's adding letters or.
Speaker 3: Taking them away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's some sort of an Egyptian hieroglyphic sort the
Speaker 2: name of an uber driver I don't understand, okay, and
Speaker 2: rears of a clown.
Speaker 3: Good, very good actually, because the more you think about it,
Speaker 3: the funnier it gets.
Speaker 2: Keep on thinking, then laugh and give me a goals?
Speaker 2: What do I get? Gold siper goals in my wife
Speaker 2: beats with song? Very good?
Speaker 3: Gold plus plus.
Speaker 2: I put a smell on you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're it's three from.
Speaker 2: Three first of the way. That's the first of the way.
Speaker 2: I've never had this. Oh my word, this is incredible.
Speaker 2: What have you got for ustand free from three? Gold?
Speaker 3: Well a bitter man.
Speaker 2: Bronze plus.
Speaker 3: It gets funnier the more you think about it.
Speaker 2: No, actually gets worse. I said to a trap that
Speaker 2: bronze minus.
Speaker 3: Don't stop relieving, Nick, Can I ask you if I
Speaker 3: can say this one? Actually? Can you read in the
Speaker 3: meantime when doves fry is another one I've got? Can
Speaker 3: I say we get the nod from Brian killing me
Speaker 3: softly with his doll.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean I'm not easily offended, but
Speaker 2: I'm stunned at that killing me softly with his doll.
Speaker 2: You happy with that? I'm not happy. Go around to
Speaker 2: your mom and dad's tonight. How was work today? Killing
Speaker 2: me softly with his dog? Dad? Say that?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: We okay? Carl and Jackie over there in the corner,
Speaker 2: what's you up to?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Actually, let's go back to Wars of a Clown. Actually
Speaker 2: that's not any better anyway. I see what you can
Speaker 2: do now? Then change a letter, get us fired. No,
Speaker 2: change a letter, change a song, to take a song title,
Speaker 2: change a letter oh four seven five three one oh
Speaker 2: four three oh four seven five three one oh four
Speaker 2: three to text in and Jack will martin them in
Speaker 2: ten minutes time. And you can also tweet me if
Speaker 2: you want it. It's easier at OC. Let's stick on
Speaker 2: some diesel now. Tickets are on sale for your Red
Speaker 2: Hot Summer tour a Ticketmaster, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four three.
Speaker 2: Love Shaqman fifty Two's on Gold one A four point
Speaker 2: three Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show for Jeans for Jeans nine
Speaker 2: twenty time, Now for Jack to mark. You're at work
Speaker 2: time wasters this morning. We're asking you to change a letter,
Speaker 2: change a song. You ready to mark, Ready to go? Okay,
Speaker 2: enter Grandma, enter gron Oh no, enter Grandma.
Speaker 6: I really like a bit.
Speaker 3: I're going to take a technical point off for and
Speaker 3: a Sandman should finish with an and.
Speaker 2: I guess it's all quite the same though, Enter grand Man.
Speaker 2: It's a silver all right, tublat pork Sunday, bloody fun day,
Speaker 2: different song, good, silver, alive and licking, basic functional works,
Speaker 2: civil plus. That's for Jason. The hardest part coldplay, You
Speaker 2: are the hardest part.
Speaker 3: I hate to give something with.
Speaker 2: Far or poo a gold Okay, yeah, of course that's
Speaker 2: what I forgot. Who's the guy on the show that
Speaker 2: just now said, well you just did no you now
Speaker 2: you're judging them hard, judging judge face.
Speaker 3: Hardest part is gold.
Speaker 2: Piano Nan Finny Joel like that. Well there's some Christian guy.
Speaker 2: It's a long way to the shop if you want
Speaker 2: a sausage roll.
Speaker 3: Heard it before, Bronze.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, someone's a little bit jaded. This morning,
Speaker 2: young buns. Wow, instead of young guns. That's rubbish. Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's another No, we're not doing those. That's rubbish, working class.
Speaker 3: Ban working class ben.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm afraid to say, guys, you haven't done your
Speaker 2: best work this morning.
Speaker 3: So you got all the best ones when you did
Speaker 3: a triple gold.
Speaker 2: Oh no, your dog was there like a real high
Speaker 2: point for today's scratched out for the coast. That did
Speaker 2: not sound right? Do you're not get a grab of that?
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one.
Speaker 2: Oh four point three, mon, it's a Christian O'Connor breakfast
Speaker 2: show on Gold one. I four point three.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: This is exciting for me. I've known this man, the
Speaker 2: brilliant comedian Ross Noble for years now. He's living here
Speaker 2: and I'm living here.
Speaker 10: Usually I haven't told anyone I'm living here, so now
Speaker 10: that's an exclusive.
Speaker 2: Oh what a show. TMZ are just turning up with
Speaker 2: the helicopter outside.
Speaker 12: Used to live here, move living back in the UK
Speaker 12: for eight years.
Speaker 2: This is so weird, isn't Mary.
Speaker 12: It just feels odd talking to you in this country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess you're doing a radio interview with
Speaker 2: someone with a British accent as well. When he used
Speaker 2: to just chat to people like Jack. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 2: say people.
Speaker 12: You've really made the effort to fit in here.
Speaker 2: I'm integrating really well.
Speaker 12: Have you stopped using the word savages?
Speaker 2: That's who would never use that word? I say, ever,
Speaker 2: just in the car, I don't know what I found, right,
Speaker 2: because you you've lived here for some half the in
Speaker 2: the back of the UK and flitted now you're permanently here.
Speaker 2: One thing I'm still getting used to is the wild
Speaker 2: West roads here. The driving is so aggressive it's terrified.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's Daisy on the roads here. No
Speaker 2: one lets each other out.
Speaker 10: What's what What you've done there, right, is you've come
Speaker 10: from London where the traffic doesn't move.
Speaker 2: That's what you see. What I mean.
Speaker 12: You sit in the car and if you're actually driving
Speaker 12: in the center of London and you just go like, oh,
Speaker 12: he's letting me out.
Speaker 2: No he's not.
Speaker 10: He's not moving, so therefore he can't actually speed up
Speaker 10: to block you.
Speaker 2: So it's a physics things. Time is going that slowly.
Speaker 2: He just appears that he's let me out. I actually
Speaker 2: refused to hook turn the moment. I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: ready for that.
Speaker 3: Christian single handedly is keeping uber afloat in Melbourne because
Speaker 3: he refuses to drive.
Speaker 12: The hook turns hilarious because because I like hoop turned,
Speaker 12: but the trick with.
Speaker 2: Hoops, why would you like it? It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Don't do it anywhere else in Australia or anywhere else
Speaker 2: in the world. They've all seen the hooks on gone. No,
Speaker 2: we don't need that, you haven't.
Speaker 12: What I like about it is that even people that
Speaker 12: lived here all their life aren't quite sure about it.
Speaker 12: So there's a moment where everyone's sort of started. Everyone's
Speaker 12: looking at each other and it's kind of a bit
Speaker 12: of it. It's like a spaghetti western out.
Speaker 10: All the eyes are looking and you go, anything can
Speaker 10: happen now, and it's like the lights and everyone is
Speaker 10: if you once you get used to them and you're
Speaker 10: driving in the city all the time and you're over there.
Speaker 10: The trick is to is to wait until somebody else
Speaker 10: is about a hook turn and then just stay on
Speaker 10: their bumper.
Speaker 2: Because early in the morning, when I could be driving in,
Speaker 2: I could be waiting for an hour or two and
Speaker 2: the breakfast show's already started West Christian. He's still waiting
Speaker 2: for someone else to do a hook turn.
Speaker 10: Well, people don't literally, There's I know, people who drive
Speaker 10: into the city and we'll just go, oh, this one's
Speaker 10: a hook turn. I'll just go to the next one.
Speaker 10: And there's people end up in Geelong. It's just that's
Speaker 10: why you know, Geelong's on the on the rise. There's
Speaker 10: like you know, there's it's exploded bendergre boom.
Speaker 12: That's not because you want to move there.
Speaker 2: And do you find that when you when you like
Speaker 2: tour the UK and then when you come over and
Speaker 2: you do Australia, do you have to quickly make some
Speaker 2: adjustments otherwise those things are going to get lost in translation, right.
Speaker 12: Just little little things like obviously have you oh yeah,
Speaker 12: have you learned this one yet? A strimmer here whip
Speaker 12: a snipper? Is that true?
Speaker 2: That sounds great, but it's not. But it's a strimmer strimmer.
Speaker 2: But the streamer also makes sense because it's strims. The
Speaker 2: noise feels like it's strimmer and it whips and its
Speaker 2: nips stream. I have two words. You know, Australians are
Speaker 2: so into shortening words. I won't even called someone Steve,
Speaker 2: it'd rather be Steve O.
Speaker 10: So hang on, are you suggesting that Australian's shortened words
Speaker 10: Steve O is longer? Have you noticed they take short
Speaker 10: words and make them longer? Ross that like people call
Speaker 10: me Roscoe, I've got less to call me Ross here Rosco.
Speaker 3: We feel uncomfortable with names not ending in A or y.
Speaker 2: I guess we got to add. You know, like the
Speaker 2: day there was a cooler called called Damien who called
Speaker 2: in and I went, good morning, Damien. You went if
Speaker 2: I was some sort of fancy prints, why he scored
Speaker 2: him Damien.
Speaker 12: But you would never christen someone dear Moore, because then
Speaker 12: they'd be called.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: People think that your new is Christian Connell. That's what
Speaker 10: people think, you're second of Connell.
Speaker 12: But it's actually Christian Crystal, Christian Old Chrystal.
Speaker 2: Like a magician, the Great Chrystal Crystal Connell. All right,
Speaker 2: so people want to go and see you in Australia
Speaker 2: as you're doing these various states over the next couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. Where can they find out more? Ross?
Speaker 12: Noble dot com it's all on there, you know what
Speaker 12: I mean?
Speaker 2: You're not got dot com to au.
Speaker 12: Oh that's interesting. I did have hear you, but the
Speaker 12: shortened it.
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Speaker 3: I'll be dropping the needle on the songs as well.
Speaker 12: Rick RB.
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