Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pippot Whoops. Some things that make more sense than
Speaker 1: others bring.
Speaker 2: Pikes, nurseries, Mercury Pikes, p y k e Sky, Why
Speaker 2: I Hey, as in kill Hey, why okay?
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 4: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 4: a good child.
Speaker 1: This is just a couple of mitches, what about me?
Speaker 4: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: He is Mitui and eighty three crack man Ill.
Speaker 4: Mitchell cou Heello. Guys, welcome to the show. And Mitch,
Speaker 4: how you feel in this week after your behavior last week?
Speaker 1: I'm in a good mood. I had so many messages
Speaker 1: of praise after my my snapping on the last week's show.
Speaker 1: I don't know why people loved it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is something fascinating about us switching roles. You
Speaker 4: being the cranky one for once, But thank god you're
Speaker 4: not cranky this week. I don't have it in me
Speaker 4: to try and be the nice one. I had my
Speaker 4: bloody fires a jab yesterday and I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh you got done. Yeah, how you feel?
Speaker 4: It's almost like a hangover feeling. So I'm not saying
Speaker 4: I'm in a bad mood, but I definitely can't be
Speaker 4: trying to be the nice one, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Now I do that every week. It's exhausting trying to
Speaker 1: be nice, as I just ended up snapping. Also, praise
Speaker 1: keeper Genero is here, Jenny. You're sort of neutral ground.
Speaker 4: You can go either way to yes, either way, you
Speaker 4: know how it is. Yeah, she's either horrifically pleasant or
Speaker 4: a fucking cow.
Speaker 5: I think I'm in the middle.
Speaker 1: Oh, really changed?
Speaker 5: Okay, bit tired?
Speaker 1: Binge Mitchell, how do you feel after fires? A look
Speaker 1: at Jennery? It's got like a liter of water with
Speaker 1: lime in it.
Speaker 4: Good boy, I'm pretty sure you already answered that question.
Speaker 4: How I'm feeling? So yeah, thanks you, Jenny. I thought
Speaker 4: I was going insane.
Speaker 1: There could have been a story from the vax hub.
Speaker 1: Someone might have spotted.
Speaker 4: You the dancing singing boy from Dictor.
Speaker 1: I don't know none of that.
Speaker 4: Bit of a sore arm, feeling, a bit lethargic.
Speaker 1: Not a good story, no, okay, one that we didn't
Speaker 1: dwell on it to start with.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you digging though, No, that's fine, but it's.
Speaker 5: Very important and great that you got it and we
Speaker 5: all got it.
Speaker 1: We're all VAXs. Yes, look at us. Go so I'm
Speaker 1: double vax. I am better than all of you for
Speaker 1: a couple of year weeks. Listen, there's a great show today.
Speaker 1: There's a lot happening. You guys know Keenan Lonsdale from
Speaker 1: Love Simon. I don't really know what else is from
Speaker 1: Academy Academy.
Speaker 4: Yes, so he's going to be joining us in a bit.
Speaker 4: I hope you've done some reason.
Speaker 1: I know what he's on and I know what he's out.
Speaker 1: He's got a brand new song aut Rhythm and Music.
Speaker 1: Have a listened. It's very nice, isn't that hot?
Speaker 4: So with one of those man of many talents types.
Speaker 4: He does movies and ship that's where I know him from.
Speaker 4: But now he's got the music out to.
Speaker 1: Yep, triple threat. He can do it all. In the
Speaker 1: music video for Rhythm and Music is very nice. He's
Speaker 1: also in a new Stam mini series I think called Eden,
Speaker 1: and he's got this big breakout role. So he's from
Speaker 1: Saint Mary's here in Sydney. Like he is a real
Speaker 1: true bonafide like success story.
Speaker 4: I know he's the Western Sydney boy. I had no.
Speaker 1: Idea love him. So he'll be on late, he'll be
Speaker 1: zooming through.
Speaker 4: And he's a bit of a queer as well, right,
Speaker 4: he's one of us.
Speaker 1: Bit Oh my god, he's a big queer and I
Speaker 1: love it. But I know he's battled with it, Like
Speaker 1: he's definitely gone like had had some issues. I mean,
Speaker 1: coming from Saint Mary's mean in the West, anyone would.
Speaker 1: So he's definitely battled with it. But I think he's
Speaker 1: in a good spot. So we'll ask him all about
Speaker 1: it when he's on later in the Shark.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't imagine Saint Mary's. I mean, I could
Speaker 4: be completely stereotyping here. Saint Mary's could be a lovely
Speaker 4: place to be a mo.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been to Saint mary Where
Speaker 1: is Saint Mary's?
Speaker 4: Oh, diet rush off? Really, I swear to god, Saint Mary's.
Speaker 4: An Indian restaurant in Saint Mary's is what gave me
Speaker 4: Crone's disease.
Speaker 1: Oh God, is that true?
Speaker 4: Well? I never recovered. Like that place is just skewing
Speaker 4: a bit dodge, okay, Like nothing against the people there.
Speaker 4: But the actual main town center of Saint Mary's is
Speaker 4: nothing flash.
Speaker 1: Aren't you born with his crimes or did you develop it?
Speaker 4: Well? Maybe it was always lingering there, but it was
Speaker 4: certainly the fucking prawn binderloo from Saint Mary's Indian restaurant
Speaker 4: that really set it off. Really, That's so I wasn't
Speaker 4: the same after that.
Speaker 1: Okay, now what else is happening today?
Speaker 5: But you were talking about the cathedral.
Speaker 1: St Mary's, the CD where Rose McManus was married.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jenna, it's like, oh that's Saint Mary's. No, No,
Speaker 4: I never. I don't go west. No, no, No, Mary's Cathedral.
Speaker 4: I was baptized there.
Speaker 5: They've got a cool pool.
Speaker 4: Next, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Keenan lonsdalely hits star from Love Simon is from Saint Mary's.
Speaker 1: Does he live in the rafters of the church maybe behind?
Speaker 1: He's a homeless man. I found him on my walk
Speaker 1: and he got scouted. Mary's disgusting. It's full of pigeons
Speaker 1: and it's near that pool. You're right, the pool is cool.
Speaker 1: He's not from there, He's from Sydney's West. And I'll
Speaker 1: be on with this later. Also, why on earth Mitchell,
Speaker 1: have I gone to pick up a saxophone today? Can
Speaker 1: you answer me that?
Speaker 4: You know why? Because you made the claim on your
Speaker 4: other podcast with your boyfriend that oh, hand me a
Speaker 4: sax and I'll be able to play it. So I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm going to hold you to that. I know that
Speaker 4: you played it in high school. We'll see if you've
Speaker 4: still got the skills.
Speaker 1: Here we have an alto Saxon Studio General. I had
Speaker 1: to go and pick it up.
Speaker 5: I was wondering what this big box will.
Speaker 1: And we'll be playing it. I'll be playing it later on.
Speaker 1: He did give me multiple reads, So you guys got.
Speaker 4: I did organize the saxophone. I spoke to the guys.
Speaker 4: Mike nice.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him? I said, Hi, No, the problem
Speaker 1: was see Mike was very nice. But it took me
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes to find Mike because, as luck would
Speaker 1: have it, next door to the saxophone store is a
Speaker 1: music store completely run by separate people. So Mitch sends
Speaker 1: me the address. Yeah, I'll pick it up. I'll pick
Speaker 1: it up. So I pull in behind like the street away.
Speaker 1: I walk up and like I'm em buzzing them. I
Speaker 1: see music store I'm like, great, this is where I'm
Speaker 1: getting my saxophone a fucking course. And I buzz the
Speaker 1: door and I go, hi, I'm here to pick up
Speaker 1: a saxophone under the name. And he was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no saxophones here. We only do guitars and drums and piccolos.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, how unfortunate that they're right next door.
Speaker 1: That must happen all the time. You mean the saxophone
Speaker 1: store on the corner. I'm like, there's a dedicated saxophone store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sydney Band Instruments in Gladesville. So they were happy
Speaker 4: to lend us a saxophone. I told him all about
Speaker 4: what's going to be happening. I'm going to be seeing
Speaker 4: if you can play it on the spot. So we'll
Speaker 4: do that later after we've had keenan on.
Speaker 1: Okay, great. It's a beautiful store, by the way, Like,
Speaker 1: shout out to those guys. That story is stunning, Like
Speaker 1: there is just saxophones hanging on the wall, very sexy,
Speaker 1: COVID safe check in. So yeah, shout out Sydney Bend Instrum.
Speaker 4: So I ask again, did you tell Mike? I said hello,
Speaker 4: I said specifically I've been chatting on an email, but
Speaker 4: I wanted you to tell him. I said hello.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a laugh. He was like, Mitch, Mitch
Speaker 1: had to pick up a saxophone, ordered under meat, but
Speaker 1: you might know another bitch. And we laughed, and then
Speaker 1: he said it's funny every time he Isn't it funny?
Speaker 1: His name is Mike. I know ad a saxophone. My
Speaker 1: assistant clarinet will get your saxophone. But you can call
Speaker 1: it clary hate Trumbard boys here, Yeah, Mitch, what about
Speaker 1: flute flutes? Yeah? Anyway, great store. Let's get started. The
Speaker 1: first time, we.
Speaker 4: Were saying great show. On the way.
Speaker 1: We we start the show the same way every week
Speaker 1: with two Is it just me? As we call them ims?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed something we hate last week, a lot
Speaker 1: of hatred or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't
Speaker 1: know mitches and we jump in at the start of
Speaker 1: every show. Mitch, do you want to go first? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure, why not, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's jump in first of the week. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Was there nothing played at your twenty first?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, no, we have had a fully catered event,
Speaker 1: We had photographers.
Speaker 4: No, we have Okay, shut up. That wasn't an invitation
Speaker 4: to quote about your rich family in the Shire.
Speaker 1: We're talking about me.
Speaker 4: No, I said, has anyone played things at your twenty first?
Speaker 4: You know how? That was always the threat whenever there
Speaker 4: was something embarrassing that you did, someone got a photo
Speaker 4: or video. I'm gonna play that at your twenty first.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my mum loves to throw around. We'll play
Speaker 1: that at your twenty first. Mom, now does it in
Speaker 1: past tense because all her kids are older than twenty one? Oh,
Speaker 1: we should have played that at your twenty first.
Speaker 4: Did anything get played at any twenty first?
Speaker 1: No? Nothing was played at my twenty first or the
Speaker 1: mom had like a photo real we had photos, but
Speaker 1: never a funny wacky video.
Speaker 5: And I didn't even have a twenty first.
Speaker 4: But throughout my childhood, why didn't you have a twenty first?
Speaker 4: No one organized We original twenty first was during the
Speaker 4: eighteen seventy So what do you mean no one organized that.
Speaker 4: You're an adult, you organize it yourself.
Speaker 6: Yes, I know, but I would have only invited like
Speaker 6: six people and it would have been quite sad.
Speaker 4: That's better than zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have been there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I preferred.
Speaker 1: Zero, so you had zero.
Speaker 4: My eighteenth was in the shearing shed back at home,
Speaker 4: very glamorous. We had to clear out all the sheep
Speaker 4: shit and like the lannel and oil that I'm off
Speaker 4: into the floorboards from the wool. Oh, my friends loved it.
Speaker 1: Nothing hotter than getting fingered in a sheep pit. What's
Speaker 1: it called again, the sheep.
Speaker 4: Shearing shit, sheep shearing shed, the shearing shed, it's where
Speaker 4: you give the sheep haircuts, city boy. And there was
Speaker 4: no fingering happening at my eighteenth. I'll give you the tip.
Speaker 4: I didn't even drink. That was in my pure phase
Speaker 4: when I was adamant. Oh, no, I'm not going to drink,
Speaker 4: you know. When I'm an adult. It's so unnecessary. You
Speaker 4: don't need alcohol to have fun.
Speaker 1: That eighteen year old You would be so disappointed in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one version of you.
Speaker 4: Eh, I didn't start drinking till I was like nineteen
Speaker 4: or twenty. Really, I never looked back.
Speaker 1: No, I never looked back. I remem my eighteenth, my
Speaker 1: friend Matilda. I probably wouldn't out of it. Matilda had
Speaker 1: sex with someone in my bathroom. So I've come to
Speaker 1: learn at my eighteenth. My eighteenth was horny.
Speaker 4: Wow, I guess I just wasn't friends with skanks.
Speaker 1: Well that has changed, Jenna, Oh.
Speaker 4: My word, not looking at anyone of gender?
Speaker 1: What do you what embarras seeing thing? Would you like
Speaker 1: be terrified of being included if someone were to make
Speaker 1: a video?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: What would you what haunts you? Is there something out
Speaker 1: there that you think, Oh my god, someone somewhere has that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like to the point where I'm not even going
Speaker 4: to tell you because I'm pretty sure it's still on YouTube.
Speaker 4: As you know, I'm a video creator, and you know
Speaker 4: that stemmed from childhood. I was always making home videos,
Speaker 4: filming other people, and at some point everyone got the
Speaker 4: shits of me filming them. That's going to have to
Speaker 4: start filming myself. But there were many cringe like home
Speaker 4: movies where like we were trying to act and share.
Speaker 5: Have I seen any of these?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Nah, you wouldn't have seen them. Jenna, shut your mouth right, Jenna,
Speaker 4: open the computer. No, do not, don't listen to him?
Speaker 1: No, really that bad?
Speaker 4: Yes, And I can't figure out the pathword to the
Speaker 4: old YouTube channel they were uploaded to. It's so bad.
Speaker 4: Some of them. I had to actually email YouTube pretending
Speaker 4: to be my mother, saying that I was distraught and
Speaker 4: being bullied over the videos. So some of them are gone,
Speaker 4: but a lot of them are still there. Don't you
Speaker 4: What are you fucking doing it on your phone? What
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing at all?
Speaker 4: Don't today. I'm going to be lending my skills as
Speaker 4: the natural hard working hand.
Speaker 1: That's your first video.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't an old cringe one though, that was
Speaker 4: on my channel. That's one of my launch videos.
Speaker 1: Oh so there's a secret. Oh I'm not on the
Speaker 1: I'm on the wrong account.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm talking when I was maybe ten years old,
Speaker 4: maybe even younger. But anyway, enough about me. What about Humtch?
Speaker 4: Is there any embarrassing videos of you still out there?
Speaker 1: I'm terrified? And this is public, This isn't the public.
Speaker 1: Got domain only because I wanted to keep the domain.
Speaker 1: I have a website called witch Mitch and which I
Speaker 1: paid twenty dollars a year for the fucking domain, and.
Speaker 4: I became a segment of ours as well. I know which, Mitch.
Speaker 4: What the hell? What what did you write on your blog?
Speaker 1: It was for a UNI assignment that I got such
Speaker 1: good marks for when in the one semester that I
Speaker 1: went to UNI that I kept and I journaled like
Speaker 1: I wrote articles and they were horrific and so poorly
Speaker 1: written and so grammatically and gread.
Speaker 4: Are they still there or not? Jenna, good girl, I
Speaker 4: can see you.
Speaker 1: I tried to delete because I remember I got an
Speaker 1: email saying do you want to renew this domain? And
Speaker 1: that's the only time every year that I'm reminded of it. Oh?
Speaker 9: No, Jenna, is it it's described as eighteen? Oh I
Speaker 9: was eighteen druggling actor, possible radio presenter and definite pole dancer.
Speaker 5: Funny, my posts are real and they are juicy.
Speaker 1: Right, Jenna Shuttle laptop please? I told you I was
Speaker 1: worried about it for a reason. It's not good.
Speaker 4: He gave us the domain, Dylan you asked for that.
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing that Mitchell and Lemonade with Mitchen page, which
Speaker 1: I have successful little successfully removed from every living streaming service.
Speaker 4: Oh your old podcast? Is that not out there anymore?
Speaker 1: I got rid of it. I was just worried that
Speaker 1: I said something dumb. I say dumb shit on this
Speaker 1: podcast and I'm twenty five, let alone. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: what I would have said when I was twenty with
Speaker 1: a podcast. No way.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe they'll play it your twenty first.
Speaker 1: But why do we stop saying that might play at
Speaker 1: your third? Why do we draw the line at twenty one?
Speaker 4: No, no one makes such the threats anymore. I post
Speaker 4: embarrassing shit myself. I've got nothing to hide.
Speaker 1: I might say it to my grandma to keeper up
Speaker 1: at night. You keep behaving like this, and I'll find
Speaker 1: it sneaky video of yours to play your ninety You
Speaker 1: know what he means at your funeral.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that funeral.
Speaker 1: Jok. Let's move on, Ready for my agent?
Speaker 4: Yeah, please, let's go.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is this the worst ad you have ever heard? Volume up,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8: Jesus is our only open for a free Bible. Contact
Speaker 8: Jesus one dot for you at big on dot com.
Speaker 8: One free Bible per person.
Speaker 1: This was an actual ad that aired on actual television,
Speaker 1: and the best part was that it was just a
Speaker 1: blue screen with comic sense.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I am so glad we're finally talking about this because
Speaker 4: you sent it to me the moment it happened. This ad,
Speaker 4: it was just like plain text on a screen. It
Speaker 4: was the most basic, cheap looking ass And you say
Speaker 4: that it's the worst ad that ever exists. I got
Speaker 4: to tell you, I disagree. I thought it was so
Speaker 4: simple and effective and there was no sensory overload. It
Speaker 4: got the message across. It was this text on screen,
Speaker 4: some clown talking over silent night. I got the message.
Speaker 1: I wanted me free Bible, Jenna, Mitch, and I did
Speaker 1: reach out. Look what I've got with you?
Speaker 4: No you didn't, I got mine. Wait, so they actually
Speaker 4: comes to go get mine?
Speaker 1: Hold on, go get yours, Mitchell.
Speaker 5: So they actually sent you a Bible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen to this ready. Oh this is a full
Speaker 1: fick Bible.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We just emailed Big Pond or whatever it was, and
Speaker 4: after the Bible and here they are, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: So it'd be interesting to see if we got exactly
Speaker 1: the same thing. I got Holy Bible in giant PRINTO.
Speaker 4: There's heats of shit in here. Yeah, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 4: oh there's not just a Bible. Oh I forgot how
Speaker 4: thin the paper is on bibles. So yeah, these guys
Speaker 4: weren't pissing around. They paid for their TV AD and
Speaker 4: they've sold at least two were not sold. You know
Speaker 4: what I mean.
Speaker 1: Just keep in mind that it was in the middle
Speaker 1: of daytime television, so Sarah Harris would have gone, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: he's coming to us from a farm interal after this
Speaker 1: good morning, it's studio tech.
Speaker 4: And it would have been bookended by two other ads
Speaker 4: with like quite high production value. And then this scabby
Speaker 4: piece of shit that looks like a poster that someone's
Speaker 4: made for a school fates up in the middle.
Speaker 1: Yep, this Jesus is.
Speaker 8: Our only hope for a free Bible. Contact Jesus one
Speaker 8: dot for you at big on dot.
Speaker 1: Com, one dot for you.
Speaker 8: That's one free Bible per person.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's straight to the point.
Speaker 1: It straight to the watch. I means you think that's
Speaker 1: a good ad, do you?
Speaker 4: Well? It's Seriously, it was more engaging than anything else
Speaker 4: I've seen recently because you can't help but watch it.
Speaker 4: It's just so simple and plain, and it just yeah,
Speaker 4: it worked for me because here we are, we've got Bibles.
Speaker 4: I wonder if they would have willingly sent you the
Speaker 4: Bible if they knew that you were living in sin
Speaker 4: having pre marital sex with a man.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I doubt it. Look at it, but no.
Speaker 4: I seriously think less is more like that was very
Speaker 4: simple and effective.
Speaker 1: Well, I got some guitar music, which means you did
Speaker 1: point out, is just silent night whittled down to a
Speaker 1: slow guitar strum, which is very weird.
Speaker 4: Listen, what if I don't know if you could tell
Speaker 4: in the ad that's it's definitely a Christmas carol in September.
Speaker 1: Let me listen, hold on, let me play it one
Speaker 1: more time. Jesus is our only hope, Oh my God.
Speaker 8: For a free Bible, contact Jesus one dot for you
Speaker 8: at big dot com.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, Mitch, it's very random, like it's free bibles.
Speaker 4: They paid for ad space, so it's literally not for profit.
Speaker 4: Why did they do that?
Speaker 1: He's paying for this the Christian Church and they can't even.
Speaker 4: Afford a proper email address. They're using fucking big Pond,
Speaker 4: but they're sending out shitloads of Bibles. It's very weird.
Speaker 1: They're not paying for their own domain. But like you said,
Speaker 1: it worked. We got two free bibles. We had a
Speaker 1: couple other friends send it to us, going, oh my god,
Speaker 1: have you seen this?
Speaker 4: So what do you got this music for? Is this
Speaker 4: headed in the direction I think it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I got the music. I just thought, what
Speaker 1: if other brands decided to take the lessons more approach
Speaker 1: and advertise the same way they should that the free
Speaker 1: Bible company, whoever the fuck it is because we don't
Speaker 1: know because they didn't tell us, has advertised they've.
Speaker 4: Got their mobile here on the return to send it section.
Speaker 4: Do you want to call them?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we could call.
Speaker 4: Yes, well I better not read it out. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll send it to you.
Speaker 1: Send it to me? Does have a name? No?
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is totally derailing what we were about to do.
Speaker 4: I'm getting you're about to do your own ads, but
Speaker 4: I just thought the number on my home. Want to
Speaker 4: know who these clowns are?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 1: What did the evil laugh?
Speaker 7: Ted White? Good morning, alfnoon?
Speaker 1: Ted? How are you mate?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 1: Hey? Listen, I saw your ad on Telly and you
Speaker 1: sent me a You sent me and my friend a Bible.
Speaker 1: I got one?
Speaker 7: Okay, who am I speaking to?
Speaker 1: My name is Mitchell.
Speaker 4: I'm here too. You've actually got two Mitchell's chatting to
Speaker 4: you right now. I wanted to ask you what is
Speaker 4: this for?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: This is a not for profit they're free bibles, but
Speaker 4: you're paying for ads, So, like, who is this for?
Speaker 7: This is basically for anybody in Australia who wants to
Speaker 7: get to know God a bit better. Simple as that.
Speaker 4: It's paying for all the bloody Bibles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you get the Bibles from?
Speaker 7: We buy them in bulk. We buy five hundred at
Speaker 7: a time. There's a group of us. There's eight of
Speaker 7: us in the group. We're all retired pensioners. Ah and
Speaker 7: if we can do good for just one person in Australia,
Speaker 7: we've achieved our double right, So I love.
Speaker 1: Lastly, how many Bibles did you end up sending out?
Speaker 1: Because I got one, the other Mitch got one? Like,
Speaker 1: is this a good return on the ad?
Speaker 7: We spend roughly about one hundred thousand a year on
Speaker 7: TV and stuff. What and today we've given out over
Speaker 7: fifteen hundred Bibles?
Speaker 1: Oh my?
Speaker 4: Why did that cost you that much? When the ad
Speaker 4: and I say this with all due respect, is not
Speaker 4: exactly high production value. Why does it cost that much?
Speaker 7: Well, you're paying roughly between depending on your time slot. Okay,
Speaker 7: that's how television works all the time. So if I
Speaker 7: put on ads, say from eleven at night to one
Speaker 7: in the morning, I can get them for about eighty
Speaker 7: dollars for fifteen second ads. Good for that much if
Speaker 7: I'm putting them on peak time, big time, we're paying
Speaker 7: anywhere from two hundred and eighty five to four hundred
Speaker 7: and fifty bucks. Oh well first in seconds, and it's
Speaker 7: into denominational Yes, yes, even if an atheist wants one,
Speaker 7: will send him one.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about everyone, even even the even homosexuals.
Speaker 7: Mate, We see people as people. God did not send
Speaker 7: his son into the world to condemn the world, but
Speaker 7: to save it. So if somebody who's transgender or gay
Speaker 7: or whatever you call them, we'll send them a Bible,
Speaker 7: simple as that.
Speaker 1: Amazing. Well, it's great to chat to you and keep
Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work. I guess, as they say.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what we're here for. Mate, the two mitches,
Speaker 7: bless you both.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: Right back at you, Bob, take care of you.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, good bye, goodbye.
Speaker 4: Oh he was actually lovely anyway. You were planning to
Speaker 4: take the piece out of them, weren't you. I bet
Speaker 4: you feel like a piece of shit now.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. I wasn't mocking them. I
Speaker 1: think they're very nice and very lovely. I was well
Speaker 1: thinking about the ad. The ad is so effective. We
Speaker 1: just heard a live reading of it. I actually think
Speaker 1: religion aside companies could take this one. Imagine a neurophan ad.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like usually they've got some people like some mum
Speaker 4: clutching her back going oh that hurts, and then they're
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Speaker 4: make it more. Even then you ran overtime too many words? Really,
Speaker 4: they're only paying for fifteen seconds slots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, give me another brand and I'll work out
Speaker 1: an ad for them.
Speaker 4: What about like existing ads? Like you're just dumbing it
Speaker 4: down right right right, you do one. I'm going to
Speaker 4: find one.
Speaker 1: Well that that crim safe ad is really famous, not
Speaker 1: if it's not crim safe, but yeah, so they'd just
Speaker 1: be don't get robbed, bad people are out there. Crim
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Speaker 4: You guys, I just found this one. Do you remember
Speaker 4: this ad. Can you hear it?
Speaker 1: My mom kissed me my, Yeah, and my mom gave
Speaker 1: me Mark.
Speaker 4: Got the grandma, the mum and the daughter skipping. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and my mom gave me my.
Speaker 1: Too much.
Speaker 4: Down?
Speaker 1: So what's your pitch?
Speaker 9: Now?
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Speaker 1: I've got one. You know, not happy Jan?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Even then, dumb it down further. It's like book an
Speaker 4: ad in yellow Pages, or your boss will be pissed off.
Speaker 1: Oh really pulled back?
Speaker 4: Wait? What about this one? Ready? Do you remember this?
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Speaker 1: Dumb it down all right, I'll give you the guitar music.
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Speaker 1: I'm solid, and.
Speaker 4: Then you'd have one of those. You'd have one of
Speaker 4: those terms and conditions, fast speaking voices. At the end,
Speaker 4: lobies may get rotten afforded the mail.
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Speaker 1: Guys, this week, we have a Hollywood A List celeb
Speaker 1: in the studio, with this and he's Ausie too, which
Speaker 1: is even better Keenan Lonsdale.
Speaker 4: When you say in this studio he's on zoom, but
Speaker 4: I didn't realize because I know him as the Hollywood star. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I like you said, but I didn't realize he was
Speaker 4: bloody born and raised in Saint Mary's, Sydney's West.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Just looking at him, I think I
Speaker 1: see celebrity. I don't see Saint Mary's. So hasn't he
Speaker 1: done well? He's got new music out, Rhythm and Music.
Speaker 1: It's off his new album. He's a superstar. He's in
Speaker 1: the new Stand show. He was GQ magazine Actor of
Speaker 1: the Year this year, Eden, which is that new Stand show?
Speaker 1: He's a superstar. You're known from Love Simon and he's
Speaker 1: here with us now, Hello, Keenan, Hello, you're topless, guys
Speaker 1: is topless? Look at him. I did message him and
Speaker 1: say the only way we will interview you is if
Speaker 1: you're butt naked. And he committed and you've done it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't show you the proof of
Speaker 11: the butt nakedness, but I did fully commit a promise.
Speaker 1: Oh I can tell it's yeah, I can tell. There's
Speaker 1: an energy coming off the webcam? Are you obsessed with Keenan?
Speaker 1: I am too, even from like way back when we
Speaker 1: love Simon days, Like I had the biggest crush on
Speaker 1: you back when I was still in the closet, and
Speaker 1: now that we're all out and proud, I do have
Speaker 1: a partner, so the crush is just matter. It's not
Speaker 1: there anymore.
Speaker 4: Otherwise you would have been in with a chance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I've been in with a chance? Keenan?
Speaker 11: How do you work with that beauty?
Speaker 7: That glow?
Speaker 4: Will we talk about I'll got naked too?
Speaker 1: Did you have a crush too much? I feel like
Speaker 1: just collectively everyone did one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I'm also very impressed that like just having the confidence
Speaker 4: to just rock up to interview the topless.
Speaker 11: Well, okay, but look I'm home. It's also like midnight
Speaker 11: here where I am, and it's super hot because I'm
Speaker 11: in the desert. So I'm just like, yeah, I'm always
Speaker 11: naked just around the house. I have clothes on to
Speaker 11: a degree, so here I am.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, why are you in the desert? What's
Speaker 1: going on in the desert?
Speaker 11: I just mean, like the California desert. I was just
Speaker 11: in the desert. Actually, I was in Joshua Tree. Sometimes
Speaker 11: I like to just go to the desert. It's a
Speaker 11: good place to clear your thoughts, to do psychedelics, do that.
Speaker 11: Like I'm like, yeah, I'm on mushrooms right.
Speaker 4: Now, the Dubbo Mushrooms. They hit something different.
Speaker 1: I was in. I was in Joshua Tree twenty team
Speaker 1: before COVID. That place is whack man Like, I love it.
Speaker 1: The energy.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Joshua Tree is like it's like a couple hours out
Speaker 1: of La right Keenan and it's Joshua Tree is the
Speaker 1: kind of tree that is just everywhere. It's this weird
Speaker 1: like porcupine kind of cactus thing. But it's like the
Speaker 1: home of aliens and like mushrooms and it's just this
Speaker 1: giant National park. It really is desert, but it sort
Speaker 1: of changed your mind, changes the way you think. Like
Speaker 1: it just it's a whacky place. You don't know unless
Speaker 1: you've been there.
Speaker 11: I guess one hundred percent is a wacky place. And
Speaker 11: I haven't been there in a couple of years. And
Speaker 11: it had a big influence on me making the album
Speaker 11: that I did. I wouldn't have made it like that
Speaker 11: had I not had been to Joshua Tree and had
Speaker 11: such strange cool experiences.
Speaker 1: Were you scared to do mushrooms the first time? I'd
Speaker 1: be terrified, Like I feel like I'd look in a
Speaker 1: mirror and then I just start melting and then I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'd do. I hear those stories, so
Speaker 1: I'm such a white scared boy. Help me keenan.
Speaker 11: They say to not look in the mirror with psychedelts, right,
Speaker 11: But I'm like, and once I got over my few
Speaker 11: psychoeducks in general, because I feel like I generally a
Speaker 11: late bloomer, and I was terrified, but then the experiences
Speaker 11: were so uplifting and not all the time, but I
Speaker 11: was like, I'm going to look in the mirror because
Speaker 11: I feel ready, I felt right, yeah, and so so
Speaker 11: I was like, yeah, this is a few years ago,
Speaker 11: and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna look in the mirror.
Speaker 11: I looked in the mirror and I was like, ill,
Speaker 11: it looks disgusting, and I'm like, whoa, oh my gosh,
Speaker 11: not just disgusting that actually you're a hideous You look
Speaker 11: like a monster. And so my face started morephing into
Speaker 11: this monster and I was like, this is probably why
Speaker 11: people say not to look in the mirror. Yeah, And
Speaker 11: then I was like, but you know what, hippie dippy shit.
Speaker 11: I was like, you know what, I need to be compassionate.
Speaker 11: If that's what I really look like. Am I still
Speaker 11: going to love myself? Am I going to banish myself
Speaker 11: if I'm if I'm actually like a monster? I'm like,
Speaker 11: because I'm still a good guy. And so I was like,
Speaker 11: just stick it out. So I stay. And then eventually
Speaker 11: that monster started to become this like fairy and then
Speaker 11: it became this like alien Avatar alien. Then I was
Speaker 11: a fish underwater. Then I was a bear. Then I
Speaker 11: was fucking Michael Jackson. Then I was not fucking Michael Jackson.
Speaker 11: And then I was Wow, the man in the mirror.
Speaker 4: He was the man in the mirror.
Speaker 11: And then like I was like a really old man.
Speaker 11: And then I became like it was all this crazy stuff.
Speaker 11: But it was Nevertheless, it was trippy.
Speaker 4: Why did you have to go all the way to
Speaker 4: Joshua Tree for to get fucked off your face like that?
Speaker 4: You could have just stayed in Saint Mary's Salence.
Speaker 11: Oh god, I didn't. I wasn't going there for that reason.
Speaker 11: I just went there because I was like, I've never
Speaker 11: been that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So you say it influences your music? What part of
Speaker 1: rhythm and music it came from fucking Michael Jackson figure
Speaker 1: of speech?
Speaker 4: Great question.
Speaker 11: Well, the music treatment definitely had some MJ vibes in there.
Speaker 1: I can hear it.
Speaker 11: Thanks. He's been one of the biggest influence, the biggest,
Speaker 11: you know, artist influence in my life since I was
Speaker 11: a kid. And so for me, like every dance competition
Speaker 11: I was doing was always to MJ music, mostly MJ, Janet,
Speaker 11: Little Richard, and then we wanted to make something that
Speaker 11: was our own. I feel like we did that.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you saw the other day, but
Speaker 4: Lizzo actually did a ranking of who she thinks is
Speaker 4: the prince and king and queen of pop. Michael Jackson
Speaker 4: was king of pop, and quite controversially, she put Janet
Speaker 4: Jackson as the queen of pop. And everyone's like, what
Speaker 4: about Madonna? But I'm guessing you would write Janet right.
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, Janet's definitely my queen, but Madonna's also a
Speaker 11: queen like fucking Madonna. Um, but yeah, Janet, like she
Speaker 11: was like the first concert ever went to as well
Speaker 11: as a kid really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had
Speaker 11: one ticket I wrote in a letter and everything.
Speaker 1: Had you want the tickets for radio or.
Speaker 11: I feel like it was like a radio competition. Yeah,
Speaker 11: and it was like you can submit, you can write
Speaker 11: a letter or whatever in and I think it was
Speaker 11: it was supposed to be for like these VIP like
Speaker 11: you know, meeting tickets or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: but I was I don't know how young I was,
Speaker 11: but they ended up being like, you know, someone else one,
Speaker 11: but we want to give you tickets anyway, because your
Speaker 11: letter was so sweet and what was.
Speaker 4: In the letter it must have been beautiful.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was very cute. My mum still probably got it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey, I know that when you were young,
Speaker 4: you were also told that you were feminine and your
Speaker 4: voice is high pitched. I'm guessing just by listening to
Speaker 4: you that that's not really a problem anymore. So my
Speaker 4: question is when's it going to end for me? When's
Speaker 4: be always going to break? Darlan a beautiful voice, thank you.
Speaker 11: I feel like, honestly though, when I was definitely growing up,
Speaker 11: I was like purposely trying to speak as low as possible.
Speaker 4: I gave up on that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and then I got calmer by like then having
Speaker 11: a really low singing range, and I've had to work
Speaker 11: there my whole life to extend the range up again.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, I know you're lucky, Mitch.
Speaker 1: What's your singing range again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: You don't want to hear it done? And I've got
Speaker 4: a cat by my side. You'll freak out.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 4: You've also said that whenever kids made fun of you
Speaker 4: back in school, your sister would be the one to
Speaker 4: put them back in their place. What does that actually mean? Like,
Speaker 4: what did she do? Was she bashing people on your behalf?
Speaker 4: What would he be talking about?
Speaker 11: You just knew that you just weren't going to mess
Speaker 11: with her, you know, and my sister she never laid
Speaker 11: any hands on other kids.
Speaker 4: But there was.
Speaker 11: One time on this bus because I didn't look like
Speaker 11: my sister. So she was like, is the bullying really
Speaker 11: happening as bad as you say it is. I'm like yeah.
Speaker 11: She's like, well, I'm just going to sit on the
Speaker 11: bus and watch because they're never going to guess that
Speaker 11: were related. So then she did, oh no, and she
Speaker 11: witnessed a bunch of cool, terrible you know, childhood bully
Speaker 11: stuff and then I don't know what happened, but I
Speaker 11: got suspended.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't know what happened? How convenient? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: set the house on fire. It was nothing.
Speaker 11: And I'm like, okay, what you're going to suspend me?
Speaker 11: Like this kid's been bullying me for these months and
Speaker 11: months and months. I'm like, all right, okay, I see you,
Speaker 11: I see you there.
Speaker 4: I remember my sister once sticking up for me on
Speaker 4: the bus. There was some kid being a little turd
Speaker 4: because it was sports day, you know how you had
Speaker 4: the different uniform and I was wearing shorts and he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: those shorts are very short. You look gay. And my
Speaker 4: sister's like, how very dare you? He's not gay, he's
Speaker 4: got a girlfriend. Well here we are.
Speaker 1: Does she know yet? Tall her up and tell her
Speaker 1: on the phone because she should know. My sister was
Speaker 1: the bully. My sister was like, I'm from the Shire, Keenan, Like,
Speaker 1: you know the Shire is from from the Shire. Don't
Speaker 1: they live there anymore? I got out as soon as
Speaker 1: I realized, and I my.
Speaker 11: Sister, what you talk about now?
Speaker 1: The Shire is beautiful, but they are there. They're about
Speaker 1: ten years behind every everyone else, you know, they catch
Speaker 1: up slowly, and my sister was just the bully. She
Speaker 1: was the cool girl, like she didn't want to know me.
Speaker 1: In fact, she told people we were cousins when I
Speaker 1: was feel because she did not want people to think
Speaker 1: that we had a blood like an actual brother and
Speaker 1: sister relation was awful. Did not have the sister like
Speaker 1: you guys did.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, yeah, it's this story. Is it meant to
Speaker 4: be a funny story? That's terrible?
Speaker 11: I know, it's so dark in my head.
Speaker 1: Look in the mirror, Look in the mirror. No, she
Speaker 1: my love, my sister. We're best friends now, but it
Speaker 1: was just that time.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, My sisters always had my back.
Speaker 11: She's like the biggest supporter. She also like she came
Speaker 11: out to us like when she was like sixteen, and
Speaker 11: so she was the first person that showed me like
Speaker 11: what it is to stand in your truth in that way,
Speaker 11: and she had no insecurities about it. She didn't care
Speaker 11: what anyone thought. And so a lot of my strength
Speaker 11: in the self acceptances come from her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you come out when you in your teens as well?
Speaker 4: Or are you a bit of a late bloomer?
Speaker 11: Definitely a late late Bloomer. I came out to my
Speaker 11: friends when I was like twenty one, I think, oh,
Speaker 11: and then I went back on in the closet. And
Speaker 11: then I'd moved overseas and I just didn't know how
Speaker 11: to like come out all again to like new people
Speaker 11: I didn't know, So I went back in. And then
Speaker 11: I came out again online when I was twenty five.
Speaker 11: Now I'm twenty nine, so it's been four years of
Speaker 11: really being out for whoever and whatever wants to I
Speaker 11: love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean we have so
Speaker 1: many young listeners. I mean, Mitch and I both gay.
Speaker 1: Are you Is there any advice that you have for
Speaker 1: people that are struggling right now? Like you said, you
Speaker 1: went in, you went out. It's different for every person,
Speaker 1: but for a young quick person listening now, is there
Speaker 1: any any advice that you went through that you thought
Speaker 1: was really great when it was happening to you.
Speaker 11: I think just seeing examples. But one thing is, like,
Speaker 11: you know, I really felt chained by it. I felt
Speaker 11: like there's absolutely no way and even though I've seen
Speaker 11: other people out, even though I have friends that are out,
Speaker 11: even though like you know, there's proof around me, but
Speaker 11: I felt like, but with my circumstance, there's absolutely no
Speaker 11: way I could come out because of this. This is this,
Speaker 11: and it will always be like that forever, and all
Speaker 11: I will say to them is that you are really
Speaker 11: you are free. I promise you you are free, and
Speaker 11: you deserve to be free. I don't know what those
Speaker 11: circumstances are for everyone. They're all different and you know,
Speaker 11: but I the first place that it has to start
Speaker 11: is with them to know. And you know, psychedelics, your stuff,
Speaker 11: getting deep, whatever, But there is something. There's a reason
Speaker 11: why there's been so much shame placed on what it
Speaker 11: is to be queer. And there's like a magic that
Speaker 11: we have. There's a lot of healing that comes from
Speaker 11: it and a lot of power that comes from it,
Speaker 11: and society has been afraid of that power. And it's
Speaker 11: up to us to be the ones in charge of
Speaker 11: loving it and loving ourselves in order to really then
Speaker 11: show the world and keep it pushing in the right direction.
Speaker 1: You're doing a lot of that, You'll be You're pushing forward,
Speaker 1: and I'm so glad you're in charge. You can be
Speaker 1: our leader, Mitch. You can be vice president Mitchell of
Speaker 1: the of the new up and coming gays and I
Speaker 1: can be secretary and we all roles say I need
Speaker 1: all the help I can get.
Speaker 5: Now, guys, I have a weird connection to Keenan.
Speaker 1: Jennifer say not one word the whole recording, and then
Speaker 1: you decide to jump in. At the end, we have
Speaker 1: a beautiful moral. Everyone's crying and it's completely naked again.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's all the good going on, Jenna.
Speaker 5: So you went to school at TDHS, which was through
Speaker 5: Sydney distance. I was in the year below you, So
Speaker 5: I used to see you a lot at exams and
Speaker 5: stuff on campus.
Speaker 6: Right, really and seriously, you are the coolest person really, like,
Speaker 6: so so cool. I remember all of us like just
Speaker 6: looking up to you, being like he's just got this
Speaker 6: cool vibe to him and everything.
Speaker 11: Really, that's so funny.
Speaker 7: I was not cool.
Speaker 11: I'm such a nerd. It's hilarious to me that cool.
Speaker 5: So whenever I saw you on Dance Academy and things,
Speaker 5: I was like, he's so cool.
Speaker 1: Were you one of those people that would tell others
Speaker 1: that your friends even though there's no connection, and just
Speaker 1: like not because oh I'm friends with him, and they go,
Speaker 1: oh tell me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. I mean even seeing love Simon. I saw
Speaker 5: it with my mum and I said, I went to
Speaker 5: school with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, milk it.
Speaker 11: We went through some life tests.
Speaker 4: Well, clearly you're not milking it that much. You didn't
Speaker 4: even tell us. You kept that quiet.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that. Oh that's funny, all right. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: look we love you. We're such big fans. Thank you
Speaker 1: for staying. What time is it in la, I know
Speaker 1: it's late.
Speaker 11: It's just past midday, mid before.
Speaker 4: You go to bed. I've got one very important question
Speaker 4: to end on, Jenna. You know exactly what this is.
Speaker 4: I ask the same question whenever we've got guests on.
Speaker 4: It's to contribute to our list of things better than
Speaker 4: drugs and Dick. The list of Things better than drugs
Speaker 4: and Dick is designed to remind our young listeners that
Speaker 4: there's more to life to partying and boys. So it's
Speaker 4: like a little thing in life that you appreciate. What
Speaker 4: are some examples that people have submitted? Guys?
Speaker 1: What do we have? We had a good a good
Speaker 1: a good ear cleaning with like a queue tip. I
Speaker 1: think that was me. Like that gets me going, A
Speaker 1: nice cool breeze, nicely ye fresh linen getting into bed
Speaker 1: with like fresh linen after you've showered like butt naked.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you've done much better than drugs and dick
Speaker 4: sliding in.
Speaker 1: It's those things in life that, in that one moment,
Speaker 1: are better than drugs.
Speaker 11: And yes, yes, looking outside, having the sunshine to hit
Speaker 11: your face and then seeing a little chipmunk go by
Speaker 11: so much better than dick.
Speaker 1: Not but not interesting. You're like, oh, I can't, I
Speaker 1: can't forego the drugs.
Speaker 11: Well, that's the drug. Seeing the chipmunk and the sunshine
Speaker 11: in your face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon. I killed like half an hour the
Speaker 4: other day staring outside my window. There's a bunch of
Speaker 4: trees and I could just see this fat fucking possum
Speaker 4: climbing up and like breaking branches and stuff. The sun
Speaker 4: was shining. So I'm with you better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 1: That was me. Actually, I was trying to get you.
Speaker 1: I was jumping from I'll take Possum. Guys, you need
Speaker 1: to listen to Kennon's new song, Rhythm and Music. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: The music video is great. He rekindles his friendship with
Speaker 1: an old power from Dance Academy. It's hot, it's very
Speaker 1: MJ and we won't keep you up much longer. Thank
Speaker 1: you for being here.
Speaker 5: We appreciate that you.
Speaker 11: Thanks so much for having me.
Speaker 4: This was cute.
Speaker 1: Oh you just dropped the camera. He's butt naked.
Speaker 4: I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw it. Speaking of chip.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my goodness.
Speaker 11: Not yet, you'd have to wait for fans.
Speaker 1: It's after midnight, after midnight. Was that a Joshua tree?
Speaker 1: Or are you just happy to see me? All right, Kennon,
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, Keenan you're listening to is it just me?
Speaker 3: The rude Shocks of Young adult School?
Speaker 1: Isn't a nice guy?
Speaker 4: Love the drug chat? Okay? For that?
Speaker 1: I love that he didn't clarify, We'll name something better
Speaker 1: than drugs and dick and he said, yes, looking into
Speaker 1: the sun is better than dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, I feel like we have a responsibility to say everyone,
Speaker 4: don't rush out and try shrooming, because he really spoke
Speaker 4: quite highly of the experience. But no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: don't be doing that. Jenna's made that mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't you every He's just done well. Jenna thought
Speaker 1: she was eating a mushroom rosotto, but the poor bitch
Speaker 1: was actually psychedelics she was chopping for days.
Speaker 4: No, Mitch, you weren't on the Katiki trip. You don't
Speaker 4: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe that's why you went ruthless through the Thames.
Speaker 1: Maybe Jenna's canals were right anyway, all.
Speaker 4: Right, look before we go, Mitch, you mentioned on your
Speaker 4: Basard Child podcast and you created with your unmarried lover,
Speaker 4: your gay boyfriend Hayden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'll it that out. Can I get confirmation?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nah.
Speaker 4: You mentioned on your other podcast, the Top one hundred,
Speaker 4: that you reckon if someone handed you with saxophone, that
Speaker 4: you'd be able to play it. And you remember it
Speaker 4: because you learned it in school. You played it as
Speaker 4: a kid, and you're like, oh yeah, it's like getting
Speaker 4: on a bike. I can remember how to play the saxophone.
Speaker 4: And I was like, well, gonna hold you to that.
Speaker 1: Dallan, I don't remember saying that word for it. We
Speaker 1: have the grab. So this will be interesting because I
Speaker 1: feel like this is all you think, comment Jenny, here
Speaker 1: it is I played saxophone. I have we have discussed this.
Speaker 1: You just play a saxophone outer alter. I tried to
Speaker 1: move to tenor and they said no, you haven't even
Speaker 1: paid off the outer. I just liked the glitz of
Speaker 1: it all. Oh, it's very the saxophone as well. It's
Speaker 1: very dim sexy. Yeah, and very culturally relevant around the
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen era when thrift Shop was popping off. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then that Jason Derulo song Yeah and problem Brian,
Speaker 1: it was a good year to be a saxophonist. I
Speaker 1: think I guarantee you hand me a saxophone altar at
Speaker 1: this point and a read a moistury and I can
Speaker 1: perform I have the Tiger with mas closed. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you're sticking around, maybe will hear that? You definitely won't. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: why do I go into such specific detail?
Speaker 4: I am the Tiger? Did you ever learn that song?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Because I had to pick this thing up and today
Speaker 1: on the way here and I called my mum. She's
Speaker 1: just as a daily update, and I went, oh, I
Speaker 1: just picked up a saxophone. Remember I used to play
Speaker 1: in primary school? She said, yeah, my only song you
Speaker 1: knew how to play was either Tiger.
Speaker 4: Wow, So you weren't just bullshitting You actually knew that song.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, you guys thought, oh, how are you going
Speaker 4: to get a saxophone? Mitch, because I wanted you to
Speaker 4: play it on our podcast prove that you still can.
Speaker 4: You were like, how are you going to get a saxophone?
Speaker 4: Piece of piss? I just emailed Sydney Band Instruments there
Speaker 4: in Gladesvelt. Mike was lovely, very helpful. He's like, yep,
Speaker 4: I'll provide a sax to make this happen. So you've
Speaker 4: picked it up, where is it?
Speaker 1: I've got it here with me. I'm going to play it,
Speaker 1: hond on. Why I open it?
Speaker 9: This is?
Speaker 1: This is the song I wanted either Tiger that part
Speaker 1: see very easy couple notes?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's so. They're quite tricky to put together.
Speaker 4: Is it just in the box or if you put
Speaker 4: it all together with the red and everything?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me I'm moving microphones, Jenner, you can
Speaker 1: hear me nice and clear. It's still in the case.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I'll see I haven't set it up all right?
Speaker 1: We can be here. Why this is the first open? Ready?
Speaker 1: Look at that?
Speaker 4: Oh it's lovely. Sydney Band Instruments. Look at your.
Speaker 1: Gates are like Sydney Band Instruments dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: If you want to look at the range. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to work out how to how to put this together.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I got the saxophone.
Speaker 4: All the read Jenner the wet read.
Speaker 1: Now, the reader is a little wooden duc tongue like.
Speaker 1: It's a really thin piece of wood that goes on
Speaker 1: the mouthpiece and it's what helps the vibrato. But it
Speaker 1: has to be wet before you before you play it.
Speaker 1: And I remember, you have to leave them out to
Speaker 1: dry in the sun, otherwise they get moldy. And before
Speaker 1: my big recital, I forgot to leave it out in
Speaker 1: the sun. It was moldy, but I played through the mold.
Speaker 4: Oh yuck. I remember my sister would walk around the
Speaker 4: house with the reed on her tongue, kind of like
Speaker 4: she was sucking on a paddle pop without an ice play.
Speaker 4: And because you have to get it moist, yeah, and
Speaker 4: she always used to get so shitty at me. I
Speaker 4: would accidentally bump the saxophone and chip the reed.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna have to remember how.
Speaker 4: To do this, whichhuld have done this, but.
Speaker 1: We recorded.
Speaker 4: I thought that it was set up already.
Speaker 1: Okay, the readers on, the readers on, that's all right,
Speaker 1: We're making it okay, cool and then this. See this piece, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: It kind of looks like an elbow of sorts. Yep,
Speaker 1: assuming all that.
Speaker 4: God, I just remember every time I looked at Nicole
Speaker 4: playing the saxophone. I just think, there's so many fucking buttons.
Speaker 4: How do you remember where to put them? And it's
Speaker 4: not like a piano where the buttons are in order.
Speaker 4: I'm like low to high. They're all over the shop.
Speaker 1: Wow, this thing is stunning.
Speaker 4: Is it better than the one you had in school?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, yare the one I had in school? Every kid
Speaker 1: had been through. I think I've set it up. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put the next strap on because they supplied one.
Speaker 1: And look at that.
Speaker 4: Oh you're a natural.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Jeez, it looked a lot bigger back
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. This looks like a rop
Speaker 1: When I'm holding it, it's tiny.
Speaker 4: But it really does. Actually, as soon as.
Speaker 1: I hold it, it all comes back to me. It's
Speaker 1: actually quite magical.
Speaker 4: I wonder if i'd be the same with my violin. First,
Speaker 4: I don't celebrate too early. It with one hoot?
Speaker 1: Oh God, sorry, sorry, I've got to learn.
Speaker 4: It might have something to do with your breath. You
Speaker 4: look like you're pushing really hard. I can see that.
Speaker 4: Did you hear it of that though? No, of course
Speaker 4: I did. But it was a bit all over the
Speaker 4: shop because your breath. I think I had something with
Speaker 4: your breath. Your cheeks are really puffed out, so it's
Speaker 4: being more controlled with your diaphragms.
Speaker 5: So are you playing of the Tiger quick Brown Fox?
Speaker 1: Yes, I can start from the beginning.
Speaker 4: Bravo.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm laughing and blowing.
Speaker 4: Oh it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 5: That's the bit, well done, nailed.
Speaker 1: Don't vatronize me. It's good.
Speaker 4: I've got a couple of songs that I wanted to
Speaker 4: see if you could play, like some of my favorite
Speaker 4: iconic saxophone songs, you know, like pop songs, remember this
Speaker 4: one twenty fourteen. See if you can give this a ready?
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, okay, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Do I play something else? I'm getting The more I play,
Speaker 1: the more it comes back to me.
Speaker 4: What about this one? Reckon? You could do this. It's
Speaker 4: one from Abba Jenna. Stop encouraging it. He couldn't be
Speaker 4: further from nailing it. He's just blowing.
Speaker 1: Back tire the tiger shit. I thought I would have
Speaker 1: had it. Let me get the notes on them. That's
Speaker 1: kind of beautiful.
Speaker 4: A little trill on the end of your scale. Oh,
Speaker 4: what a pro.
Speaker 1: In any Arabian film when there's a pot twist when
Speaker 1: they're running through spice markets. I'll do a Harry Potter
Speaker 1: Welcome to Hogwarts. Okay, okay, that's not not Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: I think you'll find it is not Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: All right, anything else before I go.
Speaker 4: No, that's quite enough.
Speaker 1: I think I want to buy one guy one last
Speaker 1: time for the fans. I have the Tiger and I'll
Speaker 1: play it over the song Here we Go by the Tiger.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 4: Oh it's shocking. Okay, you're not even clothes, You're not
Speaker 4: even close.
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing something wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe, Okay, we're still going.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're down everyone. Thank you so much to Sydney
Speaker 1: band instruments.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't think we're the best endorsement of
Speaker 4: what their instruments are capable of. But no less but also.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, yeah, Mitchell, weren't you Aren't you also play an instrument?
Speaker 4: No, not anymore. I used to play violin when I
Speaker 4: was in high school.
Speaker 1: Violin. That's it. Well, why don't we get you a violin,
Speaker 1: and you can do it next week and see if
Speaker 1: you're any bloody better.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not making any claims like you did that.
Speaker 4: I'll hand me a saxophone and I'll be able to
Speaker 4: play the Tiger, which we've clearly proven is incorrect. You
Speaker 4: absolutely murdered it. I don't think that if you haited
Speaker 4: me violin i'd be any good. But I'm open to it.
Speaker 4: I can give it a crack. Maybe I'll surprise myself.
Speaker 1: I think you would. General. Can we organize a violin
Speaker 1: for next week? I'll do it. Okay, let's get Mitchell violin?
Speaker 4: Way, Jenna? Why is so unhelpful? I don't know where
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have had to have done anything. You just
Speaker 1: all you had to say was yes, enable me and
Speaker 1: I would have organized it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You just google look do what I did? Google
Speaker 4: instrument high in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 4: But I can't get there if she can't, Mitch, Mitch
Speaker 4: went for me.
Speaker 1: Guys, my lip is quivering from the viberrado of that read.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My sister used to say that every time she finished
Speaker 4: playing sax it would be like this weird tingly feeling
Speaker 4: she needed chapstick and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my lip feels like I've just been hooked up.
Speaker 4: With, like I've just given a gobby to a lawn mower.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and I saw I'd never do it again.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go that Gloria's gone saxophone staring at
Speaker 1: me from the other end of the room. What a charm.
Speaker 1: I will we have it for a couple more days, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Mike was like, oh, there's no time, there's no rush
Speaker 1: to get it back to me. Get it back to
Speaker 1: me once you're done with it. And I'm not diddy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told him we'd just you know, borrow it
Speaker 4: for the afternoon. But okay, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll be reciting him poor Haye and he'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Put his AirPods in and shut up. Stop complaining.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, Hayden. This is my fault.
Speaker 1: Oh well, you know, your poor house mate, your poor cat.
Speaker 1: How will they bear with your violin next week? Is
Speaker 1: there any specific type of violin that I need to
Speaker 1: look for or is a violin a violin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just a full size one. They're pretty much standard violin.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just search Facebook marketplace. Do you want to
Speaker 1: keep it.
Speaker 4: No, I've got one. I've still got my one from
Speaker 4: high school, but it's at my sister's place. She's got
Speaker 4: a music agree.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, leave it with me violin
Speaker 1: next week, guys. Thank you for listening to the episode.
Speaker 1: Thank you to Keenan Gonstal for being here. What a
Speaker 1: superstar where he was great? Adore him. And we will
Speaker 1: be back next week guys. So I guess we'll see
Speaker 1: you then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, looking forward to it, see if you're ready. Four
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: At Welcome to add brief this is our secret segment.
Speaker 4: On the end, we pretend that we're done, trick people
Speaker 4: out of listening, and then we keep hanging out just
Speaker 4: for you, guys.
Speaker 1: Yep, this is what this is what it is been
Speaker 1: of fun between mates. Do you tell people we're friends
Speaker 1: when you go I do a podcast with my friends?
Speaker 1: How do you describe it?
Speaker 4: Of course I don't know. I don't really describe it
Speaker 4: that way. I just say, oh, I do a podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't say with friends.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about it. I'm ashamed by it.
Speaker 4: No, it's not that I've never had to say my friends,
Speaker 4: or if I'm doing an email, like, for example, Mike
Speaker 4: at Sydney Band Instruments. I didn't say, oh, my friend,
Speaker 4: I said my co host, also named Mitch, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that there was a music store next
Speaker 1: to the saxophone store. It's ridiculous, like someone going, oh,
Speaker 1: I've ordered Burger's full lunch. It's at that burger place
Speaker 1: in South Sydney. And you go to South Sydney and
Speaker 1: then you go to the restaurant that says Hamburgers. But
Speaker 1: he goes, no, no, Nana, you want a cheeseburger next
Speaker 1: door at Cheeseburgers two doors down.
Speaker 4: What my brother once said to me because he's such
Speaker 4: a shit surrh. He came down to Sydney for like
Speaker 4: a weekend away with his mates and he goes, hey,
Speaker 4: I just got to Sydney. I've broken down. Can you
Speaker 4: meet me at the traffic lights? Haha?
Speaker 1: Funny how many traffic lights are there in bergen Gate? Well?
Speaker 4: None in bogen Gate. Forbes has one set of traffic lights,
Speaker 4: so it makes sense to say at the traffic lights,
Speaker 4: but Parks has none? Real no, but they didn't when
Speaker 4: I was there.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, Mitchell. So after we did a
Speaker 1: Sunday night Instagram live. Oh have I told you this
Speaker 1: story about my dad?
Speaker 4: I don't know, tell me.
Speaker 1: So we did our Instagram live Sunday night Jenna with
Speaker 1: both Mitch's daddy and my dad Mark, and they both
Speaker 1: came in. It was very imprompto.
Speaker 4: It was so cringe. It was for Father's Day and
Speaker 4: the internet was so bad, it was very laggy and yeah,
Speaker 4: and it was.
Speaker 1: Just it was fine, like it was fine. It's actually
Speaker 1: for people loved it, but our dads were so awkward
Speaker 1: and it was great at one point Mitch and actually at
Speaker 1: multiple points Mitch and I just left. I just decided
Speaker 1: to leave and let them do it together. My dad
Speaker 1: called me the next day image and said and said,
Speaker 1: I want to apologize. I said, what for? He said,
Speaker 1: for the live mate, I've really let you down, and
Speaker 1: he tid what he tied up because he's so emotional
Speaker 1: and such an empathy and I don't want your fan
Speaker 1: base to think that I'm not prepared. And I don't
Speaker 1: have any memories of my son, because I've got nothing
Speaker 1: but beautiful memories. And I went no, because when you
Speaker 1: asked him if he's got any memories of me, he
Speaker 1: sort of flumbered and flustered and flabbergasted around, but he
Speaker 1: just was We.
Speaker 4: Were doing it was like a Q and A for
Speaker 4: our dads. And one of the questions was what's which,
Speaker 4: by the way, very loaded question. I wouldn't have think.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have thought of something on the spot either,
Speaker 4: what's your favorite memory of your son? Like they fucking
Speaker 4: raised this, There's a lot of things to choose from.
Speaker 1: Poor dad. He was very upset. And then Mom went, Mark,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Give me the phone? What
Speaker 1: about my mom? Giving my dad question giving the answers
Speaker 1: to every fucking question. Mum was standing there holding the phone,
Speaker 1: and Mitchell go, Mark, what's your favorite memory of Mitchell?
Speaker 1: And Dad?
Speaker 4: Your impression of me?
Speaker 1: It is most ours on it and Dad my favorite memory.
Speaker 1: And then Mum would go doctor day, did we on
Speaker 1: the beach? And and I was like, Mum, we can
Speaker 1: hear you. You're holding the.
Speaker 4: Though she wasn't even w Spring. It was like, oh,
Speaker 4: what are you most proud of? Mitch the radio show
Speaker 4: mar It wasn't with.
Speaker 1: Spring your dad's proudest moment. Of your career was starting
Speaker 1: at Kiss.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh the job I just left. Sweet.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, you peaked early son.
Speaker 1: Was you telling me that your dad thought I was
Speaker 1: on Survivor actually a contender?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean you didn't. You did post on your Instagram
Speaker 4: a photo of you in the outback with a Channel
Speaker 4: ten logo on it. I don't think you actually clarified
Speaker 4: what was happening there. For your radio show, you were
Speaker 4: they're interviewing the people that were on the show. But
Speaker 4: when people at a glance that, my dad was like, oh,
Speaker 4: mitche was on Survivor. That's impressive. I was like, he
Speaker 4: would be dead if he was on that show.
Speaker 1: I interviewed George, who is on Survivor, and he said,
Speaker 1: I think you'd be great on the show. I wonder
Speaker 1: what people's perception of me is. Maybe they just said
Speaker 1: I think I'd be good at like the gameplay, but
Speaker 1: nothing else. That's it.
Speaker 4: No, you wouldn't be good at the gameplay because like
Speaker 4: you're a people pleaser. You wouldn't want to backsab and
Speaker 4: you know, plot against people all that shit.
Speaker 1: No, I love that. If I don't, if there's no one,
Speaker 1: it's not my career at stake or people that I know.
Speaker 1: I get all good with people that I know, but
Speaker 1: if they're fucking randoms and we're playing a game, I'm
Speaker 1: the most competitive person ever. I'm ruthless.
Speaker 5: I think you could do bullshit.
Speaker 4: Did you or did you not send an apology message
Speaker 4: to Talia after you smashed her mug last week.
Speaker 1: I didn't apologize for anything. I just said, all in good,
Speaker 1: all in good, whatever that expression is. Haha, We'll still
Speaker 1: send you a mug. Thanks for the review. X didn't
Speaker 1: apologize because that was a motion. She didn't copy it.
Speaker 1: Though so many messages saying they love that anger out
Speaker 1: burst Jenna, maybe you should be angry one podcast. It's
Speaker 1: clear that people love it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was thinking that we ever had a Jena tantrum.
Speaker 4: God knows what she's bottling up.
Speaker 5: I would love to I might do that, not on cue,
Speaker 5: but like feel free when I wanted to bottle that
Speaker 5: one day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should have just seen the evil in her
Speaker 4: eyes when she said that. I was like, don't do
Speaker 4: it now, she goes no when I want to. Oh,
Speaker 4: it was like a squint and a sideways glance.
Speaker 1: I can see the flicker in her eye, its happen
Speaker 1: about Kennon Lodgsdale. You don't say one word the whole interviewing.
Speaker 1: At the end, I studied with it.
Speaker 4: You don't even tell us that.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I looked at each other like, where is
Speaker 1: this coming from? And whenever you ask a question, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's always that point one second after the goodbye
Speaker 1: has been left for two.
Speaker 5: Years because I thought, I thought, oh, maybe this is
Speaker 5: stupid to bring up, but I thought we can always
Speaker 5: cut it.
Speaker 4: No, you are, You are free to say whatever you
Speaker 4: damn well please. I just thought it might have been
Speaker 4: something you'd mentioned to us. We're like, oh, we've got
Speaker 4: Keena Longsdaye on the show today. You're like, oh, yeah, nothing.
Speaker 5: He's good on Dance Academy. That's what I told you, Pride.
Speaker 1: What was Dance Academy?
Speaker 5: Fantastic ABC show about a dance academy away.
Speaker 1: I was hoping it was a fish and Chip reality show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've really helped us crack that code.
Speaker 1: Jenna. Thanks, I'm so glad I asked.
Speaker 4: You genuine question. Yes, because Mitch and I obviously call
Speaker 4: each other and say, what are we going to do
Speaker 4: on the show? Apart from the ear gyms. That's always
Speaker 4: a mystery. But do you often just show up here
Speaker 4: and the mics go on and you have no idea
Speaker 4: what's about to happen. So when we're telling everyone and
Speaker 4: listening here's what's coming up on the show, you're actually
Speaker 4: finding out for the first time.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, that's every week.
Speaker 1: She write it down to remember that.
Speaker 4: She never know what we're doing on the show, and
Speaker 4: she's on it.
Speaker 5: I see you with your run sheets and stuff that
Speaker 5: I think it's just exciting.
Speaker 4: We didn't get on the run sheets anymore. I didn't
Speaker 4: even use them.
Speaker 1: Guys. The receptionist that Keith said to me the other day, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I'm starting a podcast and I'd really like if you
Speaker 1: could share me a mock run sheet form? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? And I went ah and pushed her down
Speaker 1: a flight of stairs. I said, run sheet, fuck off.
Speaker 4: He used to use run sheets when we were when
Speaker 4: I was in my uptight era, but now I'm just like,
Speaker 4: fuck it, No, they're too rigid.
Speaker 1: I like going going with the flow and the podcast.
Speaker 4: Going row going, going with the flow. And also, yeah,
Speaker 4: the thing is that I would make the run sheets.
Speaker 4: We'd agree upon it, but then we'd always not stick
Speaker 4: to it anyway, So it's like, what's the point?
Speaker 5: Yeah, very true, true, Like have.
Speaker 4: You ever Mitch thought, oh, where are we up to?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to look at my sheet. I've got
Speaker 4: to read reviews now. No, we fucking know. We've done
Speaker 4: eighty three of these things. Now we're fine.
Speaker 1: In the middle of Keena Lonstow, Oh sheet, Kean? And
Speaker 1: where can people get the mugs? Jenner? How on there?
Speaker 1: How long until they can message you to get their
Speaker 1: free mug? So I was in the desert it My
Speaker 1: deck was horrid.
Speaker 4: Jenna, who's this again? It's not on the run?
Speaker 1: Sheheet? Who's this again?
Speaker 4: Good? Get from you? Mitch, look at you go with
Speaker 4: the guest booking, you know who is actually releasing new
Speaker 4: music at the moment and maybe doing press rounds. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's not as unattainable as I'm not going to
Speaker 4: be ridiculous, but I'd love to get Abba on the show.
Speaker 1: They've got music?
Speaker 4: Can you get us Abba?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. This will be my metric of
Speaker 1: whether or not we can Jenna have Jonesy and Amanda
Speaker 1: arguably keeping ABBA's discography alive. Are they speaking to them?
Speaker 1: Um not at this point of right, then I doubt
Speaker 1: the two gays on the iHeartRadio podcast will score an
Speaker 1: exclusive interview. Or maybe they're not hustling.
Speaker 5: We hustle exactly exactly.
Speaker 4: That's where you're wrong, Mitchell. Jones and Amanda may not
Speaker 4: have Abba, but that doesn't matter because we're better than
Speaker 4: Jones in Amanda, are we not?
Speaker 1: Yes? We are. They might not have Abba, but we
Speaker 1: have Fibber. That's me.
Speaker 4: Nah, I reckon, we could get Abba. What are their
Speaker 4: names again, Benny, biorn Agneta fucking Freeda?
Speaker 1: Don't do they have names?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Are they all siblings?
Speaker 4: Are they like Mitch? Do you not know this?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: So they they were on Eurovision and it was Waterloo
Speaker 4: that was their winning song. Then they became a really
Speaker 4: popular band. And then because there's two guys two girls,
Speaker 4: they both paired up, started fucking got married, and then
Speaker 4: both of them, both couples, got divorced, and that's when
Speaker 4: they started releasing all those horrific breakup songs like Knowing Me,
Speaker 4: Knowing You Win, It takes it All. It was all
Speaker 4: based off their real life crippling marriages from within the band. Imagine,
Speaker 4: if we like seriously had this huge fight and then
Speaker 4: we came on and made art about it? Is it
Speaker 4: just me? Or is your co host of kunt.
Speaker 1: That is so Scandinavian as well? Isn't that like the
Speaker 1: what are they Swedish? That's the most Swedish thing ever?
Speaker 1: To divorce your partner? But then go, yeah, let's make
Speaker 1: a music out of me.
Speaker 4: But I'm winner takes it all. That's my favorite ABBA song.
Speaker 4: I gotta say, Oh, I like Waterloo.
Speaker 5: I like s o s oh.
Speaker 4: That's another break up one, Jenny. Yes, good, here we go,
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Beautiful.
Speaker 4: Should we test the delay between my home studio and
Speaker 4: your studio by me trying to sing along? We'll see
Speaker 4: just how bad the delay is? Ready, how about the
Speaker 4: things we've got?
Speaker 5: Na?
Speaker 4: Na just out? O? My god? How far behind him?
Speaker 4: I I'm going to see if I can preempt it.
Speaker 4: I'll sing early. See if you like.
Speaker 1: You're your your one beat behind. If it's then okay,
Speaker 1: ready go go go gong.
Speaker 4: How playful that you.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 10: Thinking this, I figured it makes sense.
Speaker 1: This is a good song. But no, I like with
Speaker 1: my clothes. Yeah you got it, you got it. Towards
Speaker 1: the end, I just.
Speaker 4: I've been saying to myself, singing out of time on purpose.
Speaker 1: This is is my favorite, my favorite Abba song. A
Speaker 1: little bit of saxophone in that. So is this you
Speaker 1: during the height of the marriage or was this after
Speaker 1: the divorce?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: This was the wasn't I could be wrong? Jen, Are
Speaker 4: you were there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was this the song that won the Neurovision.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it was. Let me just double check.
Speaker 1: Really yep?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was like their their bursts onto the scene song.
Speaker 4: You know, I have you heard the new songs? They're
Speaker 4: not great?
Speaker 1: Oh? I like you, I haven't heard it. No, What's
Speaker 1: a Call?
Speaker 4: There's two?
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: They released two singles and I went the longest time
Speaker 4: without listening to them because I was like, I don't
Speaker 4: want Abba to be shit. It's been forty years since
Speaker 4: new Abba music and I got there. In the end,
Speaker 4: I listened and they're fucking terrible.
Speaker 1: Really, I haven't heard Okay, take what's a Call?
Speaker 5: I still have faith in you? Is one of them.
Speaker 4: That's one of them. Yeah, And then there was two.
Speaker 4: What was the other one?
Speaker 5: The one is don't shut me down here this is Abba.
Speaker 4: I still have So the first one is more a
Speaker 4: slow song, and then the other one was upbeat, but
Speaker 4: even outbeat point I was like, this is doing nothing to.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what?
Speaker 4: It's grown on me a bit. I should never judge
Speaker 4: the first list. How does it start? Yeah, this was
Speaker 4: the underwhelming bit the start.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it gets so much better.
Speaker 1: It sounds like we'reing frozen.
Speaker 4: I still have athing you.
Speaker 8: Look.
Speaker 4: I don't want to sound mean, but doesn't that sound
Speaker 4: like Doc Wiggins singing like they're so old? Now?
Speaker 1: I hear that? That was my next question, though, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Are they are these old songs that they recorded at
Speaker 1: the height of their fame or is this new recordings?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Do I look like a fucking encyclopedia?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You brought it up? What's the other
Speaker 1: one called?
Speaker 4: I mean, it's the first music they've released in forty years.
Speaker 4: I would hope that they didn't just, you know, find
Speaker 4: an old USB and I'm assuming it's.
Speaker 1: The Spice Skills are doing their twenty fifth year anniversary
Speaker 1: and they're releasing unreleased songs from their Haytay like they're
Speaker 1: not re recording.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's the ship.
Speaker 1: What about this song? Really? On whiles?
Speaker 5: Shut Me down.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't shut me down.
Speaker 4: See this one's grown on me now.
Speaker 5: Yes, I like it.
Speaker 4: And even though they sound like they're close to death.
Speaker 1: This just don't shut me down. As soon as I
Speaker 1: pressed by you.
Speaker 5: And I thought that was it, I think I don't
Speaker 5: remember this pie.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 4: I was mocking the old song I have in you.
Speaker 1: Stop my dents pick them up. Oh this is Banna.
Speaker 1: Oh they've got that iconic vocal. I know that's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, I shouldn't jump to conclusions and make such
Speaker 4: wild and baseless claims the new songs are rubbish because
Speaker 4: that's that's the second time I've heard it, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's all right, Yes, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's not this, though, is it? This is brilliant. You
Speaker 1: know that riff has been sampled the Madonna song, the
Speaker 1: Madonna song.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my god. I was so dumb as a child.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that that Madonna song was sampling an
Speaker 4: Abba song. Find the Madonna song. And when my sister
Speaker 4: was watching Mum and Mia the movie for the first time,
Speaker 4: they played Gimmy, Gimmy, Gimmy, and I said to her,
Speaker 4: why are they playing a Madonna song in an Abba movie,
Speaker 4: like I seriously, and then I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: they sole it from Madonna. I didn't realize Madonna sampled it.
Speaker 1: So this is the original, Like we just played and
Speaker 1: it's there. I don't know what instrument is. It's really good.
Speaker 4: Keyboard.
Speaker 1: Yes, Madonna's like, you know what, I'm gonna nick that
Speaker 1: in the background.
Speaker 4: She would know the old bitch Time going by Slade.
Speaker 1: That's good. But you know Ava Max also sampled that
Speaker 1: in her latest song what Yeah, but I can't think
Speaker 1: of a name.
Speaker 4: Is it even that good? Is that riff that good
Speaker 4: that everyone needs to keep pinching?
Speaker 1: It? A Max fucking he and you've.
Speaker 4: Spoken to the cow. You should know you've.
Speaker 1: Spoken to a fucking seven times?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Six? So I was doing the count ahead of
Speaker 1: the other day ship. Guys. I'm so sorry I didn't
Speaker 1: come prepared.
Speaker 4: That's all right. That's that's the beauty vaded brief with.
Speaker 5: Okay, it is is it torn emotion?
Speaker 4: It's torn?
Speaker 1: It's torn, It's torn.
Speaker 5: I believe yep, torn torn unintentionally has an Abba influence?
Speaker 4: What no?
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 1: So it is such a because the I love Abba
Speaker 1: and I also love Madonna, so as soon as I
Speaker 1: heard this song, and I asked her in an interview
Speaker 1: and she said, oh yeah, I take my and spoke
Speaker 1: from so many powerful women, but she said she was
Speaker 1: sampling Madonna. Dumb bitch doesn't even know she's abba.
Speaker 4: She's done like me.
Speaker 1: So I'll play you the Ava Max song and you
Speaker 1: tell me when you hear it, because it's not as
Speaker 1: obvious as Madonna. She sings for a bit. She's a
Speaker 1: lovely lady.
Speaker 4: Oh she's a thing.
Speaker 1: I say, it's a singing. So it makes sense if
Speaker 1: she just started doing slam poetry to a bit.
Speaker 5: Looking background. Where you are, that's definitely.
Speaker 12: Start, stop, start to save me.
Speaker 1: It's there. It's there, Yeah, it's there. Isn't it weird
Speaker 1: when you notice a song sample something else?
Speaker 4: Do I smell a segment?
Speaker 1: O God? Secret sample? Yes?
Speaker 4: Top five? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Yes, samples. That's brilliant.
Speaker 5: Yes, I love that.
Speaker 4: So far, we've got one.
Speaker 1: We've already done this. This was the Little the Little
Speaker 1: Taste of God.
Speaker 4: So it's a total clean slate. I need five yes, now.
Speaker 1: Never mind, you need five, No, we can come up
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 4: We'll have to discuss this off the air because I
Speaker 4: can't think of any others my head.
Speaker 1: I can't think of loves it, loves to notice the sample.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's probably got a top one hundred prepared. I'll
Speaker 4: just see if I can pinch of you.
Speaker 1: What about this? Do we all know what this is? Samplings? Like?
Speaker 4: Do you reckon that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you reckon that? Rhianna regrets sampling Rolf Harris?
Speaker 1: Does she Rolf Harris Harben?
Speaker 4: Everywhere? Man is? Have you not heard the Rolf Harris one?
Speaker 4: I'm banging on this show. I neverwhere man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's not sampling that. It's just a liter.
Speaker 4: Her own admission.
Speaker 7: She is.
Speaker 4: What does she say? I've been everywhere? Man like? I
Speaker 4: don't want to spell it out to you, but that
Speaker 4: I know that I'm.
Speaker 1: Looking for you one. I just think it's a coincidental lyric.
Speaker 1: I do I doubt she's sampling Rolf Harris here.
Speaker 4: I come with my breadth of musical knowledge, and you
Speaker 4: shut me down like I'm making up lies. She said
Speaker 4: it on an interview.
Speaker 1: Oh, she said, I sampled Rolf Harris KNT.
Speaker 4: Actually no, to be fair, I'm pretty sure that I've
Speaker 4: been everywhere is also an American song and Rolf Harris
Speaker 4: did in an Australian version with Australian town names Leaves Mala, Lava,
Speaker 4: Na and Bom original. But I think there might be
Speaker 4: an American version that she sampled.
Speaker 1: You're right, yes, yes, okay, I take it all back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I sampled serial pedophile Wilf Harris.
Speaker 4: It's amazing. I've looked up the end when I.
Speaker 1: Hold Me To.
Speaker 4: I was impressed with myself.
Speaker 1: That was very good. You had like the Jamaican twining
Speaker 1: in there, and that.
Speaker 4: Was clar I was like, I didn't know I could
Speaker 4: do Rihanna.
Speaker 1: Rihanna needs to put fucking music out. What is she
Speaker 1: doing with her She's taking her time too much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what she's done now, she's done an Abba.
Speaker 4: She's left it so long that there'll be so much
Speaker 4: anticipation and hope for these songs and then we'll hear
Speaker 4: it and go terrible.
Speaker 1: You're exactly right, Just like what Lord did?
Speaker 5: Lord left it like seven years or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what can you do there? That's right.
Speaker 4: I didn't notice the Lord pause at all.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lord was missing for years. The joke
Speaker 1: was like, where's Lord? She just didn't drop any music
Speaker 1: is quite nice, isn't it? You know what a lula
Speaker 1: is like? You know when you have a nice stare,
Speaker 1: when you just get caught stairs? Everyone try to force
Speaker 1: a nice stair now ready, just get locked on something?
Speaker 4: Oh not with another person? No no, no, no, no
Speaker 4: no no, there a fucking aimless stare, they slap. I
Speaker 4: can I can get amongst that?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 1: Go go?
Speaker 4: What is what is it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? It's heaven, just like match added to
Speaker 1: things better than dropping good aim the stairs.
Speaker 4: Dissociation, bottle eyed personality? Is it dissociation or disassociation?
Speaker 1: Disassociation?
Speaker 5: Disassociation?
Speaker 1: Disassociated?
Speaker 4: I just thought i'd pull myself up there before some
Speaker 4: dickhead gotten the group saying mispronunciation from combs. He said, dissociation.
Speaker 1: Associator and affected me shut up.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Agricultural Association, I just get rid of
Speaker 4: the A.
Speaker 1: What would their podcast be? Welcome to a g G brief, Welcome.
Speaker 4: To the Country Women's Association.
Speaker 1: Look at that nice juicy.
Speaker 4: It took me a while.
Speaker 1: That was good. He's okay. Look at he's a little
Speaker 1: in bed with so well.
Speaker 4: Do you play the do you know this one doesn't work?
Speaker 4: I was going to say, do you play the acoustic.
Speaker 1: Or the No, it's got to be the start, or
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be. We're literally.
Speaker 12: Out of the middle.
Speaker 4: I said dissociation instead of disassociation. So I just hate
Speaker 4: as apparently hate Jen. Yes, that was the joke.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 4: I didn't hear that. I said, Hey, Jen, without ba
Speaker 4: you have to explain the joke. You know what they say,
Speaker 4: you know what they no?
Speaker 1: I got it, Jen Benson, it's just me. Well, then
Speaker 1: it works like Kieran says, it is just me the podcast.
Speaker 4: My favorite film as a child was one hundred and
Speaker 4: one Down Missions. No, we're fucking We're really raping the
Speaker 4: bottom of the barrel here.
Speaker 1: Do you have the news, Mitch or do you have
Speaker 1: the older puts?
Speaker 4: Oh right, you got rid of the air. But you
Speaker 4: can say pod normally, is this the a's that we're
Speaker 4: getting it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, the oh then it would be epods, ir, yeah, pods.
Speaker 4: Much of it just started the r oh my god,
Speaker 4: my pods are flat?
Speaker 1: I had. Isn't that weird how words can be spelt
Speaker 1: exactly the same but pronounced completely differently. I had to
Speaker 1: email someone today and the sentence was, they're coming across
Speaker 1: a bit read, as in there they're not sounding natural.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they're reading a script.
Speaker 4: Were you talking about me? Behind my back? Again?
Speaker 1: I was checking you did you get the email? And
Speaker 1: I and I sent it and I said, oh, she's
Speaker 1: coming across a bit read And I'm like, oh wait, wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: is it? No, that's not right. I want to say red.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like a reed. I'm like, no, that's fucking read,
Speaker 1: which is the same as.
Speaker 4: A re a D like what It's just I hate that.
Speaker 1: I honestly, if someone out there is who has English
Speaker 1: is their second language, not their first, apparently, learning English
Speaker 1: is it's the hardest language, one of the hardest languages
Speaker 1: to learn because there are so many little fuck arounds
Speaker 1: like that. That comes down to just colloquialisms and the
Speaker 1: way that we say it as natural born English speakers.
Speaker 1: It's fucked.
Speaker 4: Who invented the unita? You after a Q rule like
Speaker 4: queen would would still spell the same thing if it
Speaker 4: was Q E E N.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the queen and knife could very well go
Speaker 1: without the K, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, greedy fucking knife hugging a K to yourself? You
Speaker 4: start with N.
Speaker 1: Bitch, it could just be knife NiFe. Well, what do
Speaker 1: they think we're gonna say niffy? What about did Shakespeare
Speaker 1: go ad o ka. We don't want people saying niffy.
Speaker 1: He did. Actually, I'm sure you were there, of course.
Speaker 4: Imagine if it wasn't a silent cake canknife canif cannife,
Speaker 4: you can even it's just yes, please stand for the
Speaker 4: Honorable Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. So we're taking silent letters
Speaker 4: off mute?
Speaker 1: Now, all right, let's do it. What else is there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Have you met my name but Aaron I've never understood that,
Speaker 1: by the way, and works just fine.
Speaker 4: I just might legally change my name to Mitchell with
Speaker 4: a silent seven. Who's going to stop me?
Speaker 1: Put him in between the l's one? Itchells. God, that's
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 4: We're dumb. We make cano sense.
Speaker 1: But also faint f e I n t.
Speaker 4: No, No, no, who spells faint that way?
Speaker 1: That's how you spelled faint f e I n t,
Speaker 1: isn't it? No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jenna, you just you need to stop agreeing with
Speaker 4: everything he says and actually think I know you're so right.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone spells faint that way.
Speaker 1: You said I lose sleep over it. No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was like, you're so right, baby, do you
Speaker 4: And then and then she thought about it and goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right. He got that completely wrong.
Speaker 1: Faint. I just googled it a deceptive or pretended blow
Speaker 1: thrust or the movement, especially in boxing off fencing. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, am I spelling it wrong?
Speaker 4: Yep, it's f A I N T. You're actually right.
Speaker 4: The way that you think it should be spelled is,
Speaker 4: in fact the way it's spelt.
Speaker 13: I've been spelling it fe I and T with an
Speaker 13: apostrophe over it, with using that word me all the
Speaker 13: time to Haydn, Babe, get some memo names.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling faint. They have ordered some more subway on
Speaker 1: feeling butte shoot me, hey, Mitchell, quick hot take. Did
Speaker 1: you hear the The CHROMATICA Remix album.
Speaker 4: I still haven't.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, that's what I mean.
Speaker 4: It just seems like sensory overload, like they've taken this
Speaker 4: Lady Gaga album, which already is quite a lot really
Speaker 4: like it's no Joeanne. It's like a pop album. It's upbeat,
Speaker 4: there's a lot happening, and then they've remixed it and
Speaker 4: just like, oh it's it's like a it's like the
Speaker 4: songs have been put in a blender, but the blend
Speaker 4: is still on when you listen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of the like is that she's given like
Speaker 1: up and coming DJ's a chance to mix on a big,
Speaker 1: well known artists record, which is cool. She's very good
Speaker 1: like that, but some of them are shocking, like Sign
Speaker 1: from Above with Elton John. They have done ungodly things
Speaker 1: to that poor Puff's voice, Like they're adding beeps and
Speaker 1: it sounds like sounds like a car's reversing. And Elton,
Speaker 1: you know how in that song is really dramatic. He's
Speaker 1: like film. Yeah, like pitched him right up. It sounds
Speaker 1: comical and they've added beeps and bops.
Speaker 4: She probably thought she was doing a really good thing
Speaker 4: by giving these up and coming DJs a leg u
Speaker 4: but like, imagine that a job interview. Hello, welcome to Stonewall.
Speaker 4: We've got a vacancy for a DJ on Friday nights.
Speaker 4: What history do you have? What's some of your pass work? Well,
Speaker 4: I completely butchered Sign from Above by Lady Gargo and
Speaker 4: Elbon John, Get out, get off my property.
Speaker 1: I made Elton sound like a chipmunk.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like I need to hear it now
Speaker 4: because so many people, not just you, like so many
Speaker 4: gays in my life have warned me that that song
Speaker 4: the remix is a dog's breakfast.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I signed from Above.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's specifically that one. Everyone's just said, don't bother.
Speaker 1: All right, So Sign from Above remix.
Speaker 4: I can't believe it's not in the system at kiss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sign from Above the Chester Lockhart Moodkiller and Litl
Speaker 1: Texas remix. Too many chefs in the kitchen Gaga. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's also a Halloween themed. It's really spooky.
Speaker 4: I already hate it. When I was young, a prayer
Speaker 4: for lightning.
Speaker 1: This is fine, just a different beat.
Speaker 4: My mother sir, it would come and find me. I
Speaker 4: found myself.
Speaker 1: I love my flock one.
Speaker 10: Guess when I was gone, I prayed for livening. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I love with my face until this time.
Speaker 4: But I said nothing, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, nothing no. I feel like I made a
Speaker 1: fitness first, about to do a pump class.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very forty five, isn't it?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 1: Here's the draft. I heard one sign from.
Speaker 11: Sign from.
Speaker 1: A single senter waiting for Elton. Should I skip if
Speaker 1: you want?
Speaker 4: I think I get the messy picture here? Oh wait,
Speaker 4: what's that.
Speaker 1: Him just waiting? It's really it's really cootie. When I
Speaker 1: was young, I felt more too, like young puppies struggle.
Speaker 4: It's like you trod on a cat. This is shocking.
Speaker 1: I love myself under the like I felt.
Speaker 7: My face.
Speaker 1: Think there no, no, no, it is sped up my eyes.
Speaker 4: It feels like crash bandicoot.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm go go back.
Speaker 4: I feel like that bit there. It was like, oh
Speaker 4: that was as band.
Speaker 1: Think there no, no nothing there?
Speaker 4: Tell off a cliff who was nothing?
Speaker 1: Picking up the pages or whatever they are.
Speaker 4: On top of the boxes. They had to beep out
Speaker 4: the swear word I heard. One can't from.
Speaker 5: There's just too much going on.
Speaker 4: Get rid of it. I'm gonna have a fit too
Speaker 4: much that Who was that remix by Chester Locker ches
Speaker 4: to Locker and a Little Texas. Yeah, Chester Locker, Little Texas.
Speaker 4: Maybe get a trade. Yeah yeah, you've got no future
Speaker 4: in this ship. I wonder if there's any audio producers
Speaker 4: listening that can deliberately do a terrible remix of our opener.
Speaker 4: I'll send you all the assets. Just make it really fun?
Speaker 8: Do it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that challenge remix out. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do that.
Speaker 4: If I tried, I could not do that ship.
Speaker 1: I couldn't want Why have I just developed their hiccups? Oh? Folk,
Speaker 1: I've just been sitting here.
Speaker 5: It's the saxophone.
Speaker 1: Where did they come from? Okay, I'd actually love that.
Speaker 1: Do we want them to do Signed from Above energy?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like the more fucking chaotic and senseless the better. When
Speaker 4: I was young, Shut out people, We'll do some weird shit.
Speaker 4: What about what about kirianker candilely fell several meters from
Speaker 4: Entropeese well before me in the mythical Pippen.
Speaker 1: Oh, just her fall on loop? Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh, they turn her fall into the Fox, the Fox
Speaker 4: century whatever it is, twenty first parents like.
Speaker 1: Ow ye o.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyone who's capable of that? Please?
Speaker 1: Do audio producers send it in? Should we make it
Speaker 1: the opener for next week or no? Because unknown listeners
Speaker 1: will freak the fuck out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we might have to preface something. I mean, one
Speaker 4: week could be a tight tournament. It could have taken
Speaker 4: what was his name, little chestnut, It could have taken
Speaker 4: that clown. He could have he could could have taken
Speaker 4: him years for all we know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, could have. All right, Well, you've got time, guys.
Speaker 4: Speaking, let us know your deadline and we won't pay you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll work alongside you. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: Good show, guys, Thanks Keenan Linsdale for being here. What
Speaker 1: a superstar. Have been long in bed now but episode
Speaker 1: good episode, Leave us a review, five stars, Please keeps
Speaker 1: us going on the cloud. Win your self a commemorative mug.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I, as Jenna obviously wasn't on the cause
Speaker 1: we had previously discussed. Me and I have all but
Speaker 1: decided the plan to episode one hundred. Mitch. We're kind
Speaker 1: of mapped out, aren't we.
Speaker 4: Ah, Yeah, well, I mean to a degree. We've just
Speaker 4: that we don't know what we're doing in the episodes.
Speaker 4: We don't know when we're doing it. We're going to
Speaker 4: take a couple of weeks off after episode eighty six,
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure, because we usually take a midyear break.
Speaker 4: This year, we were like, nah, that's not so, it'll
Speaker 4: be in October break. But then we're gonna we'll come
Speaker 4: back and soldier through till the end of season three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, all right, and thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: We love you.
Speaker 1: Stay safe, get vax congrats on getting waxed, Mitch.
Speaker 4: Thank Hemmy. I's a bit sore, but that's all right.
Speaker 1: You'll be fine, You'll be right. We'll see you guys
Speaker 1: next week. Stay safe, look after yourselves. Goodbye.
Speaker 4: I hope this podcast made you feel at least two
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