WEBVTT - #83: Can Churi Still Play Saxophone? 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.280 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.440 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.000 musical Pippot Whoops. Some things that make more sense than 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:15.120 others bring. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:22.040 Pikes, nurseries, Mercury Pikes, p y k e Sky, Why 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:28.000 I Hey, as in kill Hey, why okay? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.400 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.320 Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.840 a good child. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:42.240 This is just a couple of mitches, what about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.000 Don't forget. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:51.320 He is Mitui and eighty three crack man Ill. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.120 Mitchell cou Heello. Guys, welcome to the show. And Mitch, 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.800 how you feel in this week after your behavior last week? 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.880 I'm in a good mood. I had so many messages 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:03.480 of praise after my my snapping on the last week's show. 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.039 I don't know why people loved it. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.600 Yeah, there is something fascinating about us switching roles. You 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:09.640 being the cranky one for once, But thank god you're 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:11.319 not cranky this week. I don't have it in me 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:13.200 to try and be the nice one. I had my 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.200 bloody fires a jab yesterday and I'm feeling. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.600 Oh you got done. Yeah, how you feel? 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.080 It's almost like a hangover feeling. So I'm not saying 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.120 I'm in a bad mood, but I definitely can't be 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.080 trying to be the nice one, that's for sure. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.480 Now I do that every week. It's exhausting trying to 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:29.440 be nice, as I just ended up snapping. Also, praise 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.680 keeper Genero is here, Jenny. You're sort of neutral ground. 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.080 You can go either way to yes, either way, you 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.600 know how it is. Yeah, she's either horrifically pleasant or 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:37.400 a fucking cow. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:39.320 I think I'm in the middle. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:40.720 Oh, really changed? 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.399 Okay, bit tired? 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:44.880 Binge Mitchell, how do you feel after fires? A look 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:46.600 at Jennery? It's got like a liter of water with 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:47.160 lime in it. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.720 Good boy, I'm pretty sure you already answered that question. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.680 How I'm feeling? So yeah, thanks you, Jenny. I thought 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:54.560 I was going insane. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:56.840 There could have been a story from the vax hub. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:58.360 Someone might have spotted. 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.880 You the dancing singing boy from Dictor. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.760 I don't know none of that. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.960 Bit of a sore arm, feeling, a bit lethargic. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.920 Not a good story, no, okay, one that we didn't 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:08.919 dwell on it to start with. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.919 I appreciate you digging though, No, that's fine, but it's. 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:14.160 Very important and great that you got it and we 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:14.920 all got it. 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.560 We're all VAXs. Yes, look at us. Go so I'm 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.400 double vax. I am better than all of you for 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.840 a couple of year weeks. Listen, there's a great show today. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.440 There's a lot happening. You guys know Keenan Lonsdale from 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.200 Love Simon. I don't really know what else is from 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:31.160 Academy Academy. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:33.200 Yes, so he's going to be joining us in a bit. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:34.880 I hope you've done some reason. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.560 I know what he's on and I know what he's out. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:38.400 He's got a brand new song aut Rhythm and Music. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:45.320 Have a listened. It's very nice, isn't that hot? 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:49.120 So with one of those man of many talents types. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.160 He does movies and ship that's where I know him from. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:52.560 But now he's got the music out to. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:54.400 Yep, triple threat. He can do it all. In the 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.160 music video for Rhythm and Music is very nice. He's 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.839 also in a new Stam mini series I think called Eden, 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:04.079 and he's got this big breakout role. So he's from 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.560 Saint Mary's here in Sydney. Like he is a real 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.560 true bonafide like success story. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.960 I know he's the Western Sydney boy. I had no. 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:12.760 Idea love him. So he'll be on late, he'll be 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:13.399 zooming through. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.799 And he's a bit of a queer as well, right, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:16.440 he's one of us. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.960 Bit Oh my god, he's a big queer and I 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.000 love it. But I know he's battled with it, Like 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.120 he's definitely gone like had had some issues. I mean, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.399 coming from Saint Mary's mean in the West, anyone would. 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.280 So he's definitely battled with it. But I think he's 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.040 in a good spot. So we'll ask him all about 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:32.160 it when he's on later in the Shark. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:32.760 True. 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.480 Yeah, I don't imagine Saint Mary's. I mean, I could 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.160 be completely stereotyping here. Saint Mary's could be a lovely 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:38.920 place to be a mo. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:40.880 I don't think I've ever been to Saint mary Where 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:41.680 is Saint Mary's? 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:45.240 Oh, diet rush off? Really, I swear to god, Saint Mary's. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.640 An Indian restaurant in Saint Mary's is what gave me 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.400 Crone's disease. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:50.520 Oh God, is that true? 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:54.320 Well? I never recovered. Like that place is just skewing 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:56.640 a bit dodge, okay, Like nothing against the people there. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.120 But the actual main town center of Saint Mary's is 0:03:59.200 --> 0:03:59.920 nothing flash. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.080 Aren't you born with his crimes or did you develop it? 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.480 Well? Maybe it was always lingering there, but it was 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:10.480 certainly the fucking prawn binderloo from Saint Mary's Indian restaurant 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.480 that really set it off. Really, That's so I wasn't 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:14.360 the same after that. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:16.640 Okay, now what else is happening today? 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.880 But you were talking about the cathedral. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:25.160 St Mary's, the CD where Rose McManus was married. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.400 Oh, Jenna, it's like, oh that's Saint Mary's. No, No, 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.560 I never. I don't go west. No, no, No, Mary's Cathedral. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:31.760 I was baptized there. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:33.000 They've got a cool pool. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:33.840 Next, what do you mean? 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.240 Keenan lonsdalely hits star from Love Simon is from Saint Mary's. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.600 Does he live in the rafters of the church maybe behind? 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.279 He's a homeless man. I found him on my walk 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:51.040 and he got scouted. Mary's disgusting. It's full of pigeons 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:56.760 and it's near that pool. You're right, the pool is cool. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.680 He's not from there, He's from Sydney's West. And I'll 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.240 be on with this later. Also, why on earth Mitchell, 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.280 have I gone to pick up a saxophone today? Can 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:03.880 you answer me that? 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.120 You know why? Because you made the claim on your 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.960 other podcast with your boyfriend that oh, hand me a 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.240 sax and I'll be able to play it. So I'm like, well, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.359 I'm going to hold you to that. I know that 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.200 you played it in high school. We'll see if you've 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:17.240 still got the skills. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.480 Here we have an alto Saxon Studio General. I had 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:20.400 to go and pick it up. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.919 I was wondering what this big box will. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:25.719 And we'll be playing it. I'll be playing it later on. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.960 He did give me multiple reads, So you guys got. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.840 I did organize the saxophone. I spoke to the guys. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:32.479 Mike nice. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.200 Did you tell him? I said, Hi, No, the problem 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.320 was see Mike was very nice. But it took me 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.720 about twenty minutes to find Mike because, as luck would 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:42.120 have it, next door to the saxophone store is a 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:46.279 music store completely run by separate people. So Mitch sends 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.040 me the address. Yeah, I'll pick it up. I'll pick 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.279 it up. So I pull in behind like the street away. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.200 I walk up and like I'm em buzzing them. I 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:53.960 see music store I'm like, great, this is where I'm 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.839 getting my saxophone a fucking course. And I buzz the 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:58.359 door and I go, hi, I'm here to pick up 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.640 a saxophone under the name. And he was like, no, no, 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:06.000 no, no saxophones here. We only do guitars and drums and piccolos. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:09.320 And I'm like, no, how unfortunate that they're right next door. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.200 That must happen all the time. You mean the saxophone 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:15.279 store on the corner. I'm like, there's a dedicated saxophone store. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:20.000 Yeah, Sydney Band Instruments in Gladesville. So they were happy 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:21.880 to lend us a saxophone. I told him all about 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.400 what's going to be happening. I'm going to be seeing 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.280 if you can play it on the spot. So we'll 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:26.880 do that later after we've had keenan on. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.800 Okay, great. It's a beautiful store, by the way, Like, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:30.960 shout out to those guys. That story is stunning, Like 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.479 there is just saxophones hanging on the wall, very sexy, 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.400 COVID safe check in. So yeah, shout out Sydney Bend Instrum. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.799 So I ask again, did you tell Mike? I said hello, 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.839 I said specifically I've been chatting on an email, but 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.080 I wanted you to tell him. I said hello. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.279 Yeah, he had a laugh. He was like, Mitch, Mitch 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.320 had to pick up a saxophone, ordered under meat, but 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.440 you might know another bitch. And we laughed, and then 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:53.239 he said it's funny every time he Isn't it funny? 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:57.000 His name is Mike. I know ad a saxophone. My 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.800 assistant clarinet will get your saxophone. But you can call 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:09.640 it clary hate Trumbard boys here, Yeah, Mitch, what about 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:18.080 flute flutes? Yeah? Anyway, great store. Let's get started. The 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.560 first time, we. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.360 Were saying great show. On the way. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.440 We we start the show the same way every week 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.400 with two Is it just me? As we call them ims? 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.720 Something we've noticed something we hate last week, a lot 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.960 of hatred or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.720 know mitches and we jump in at the start of 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.280 every show. Mitch, do you want to go first? Yeah? 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:37.680 Sure, why not, let's do it. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:42.280 Let's jump in first of the week. Is it just me? 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.440 Was there nothing played at your twenty first? 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:50.840 Oh? No, no, we have had a fully catered event, 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:51.760 We had photographers. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.000 No, we have Okay, shut up. That wasn't an invitation 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.800 to quote about your rich family in the Shire. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:56.840 We're talking about me. 0:07:57.200 --> 0:08:00.320 No, I said, has anyone played things at your twenty first? 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.600 You know how? That was always the threat whenever there 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.920 was something embarrassing that you did, someone got a photo 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.760 or video. I'm gonna play that at your twenty first. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.760 Oh yeah, my mum loves to throw around. We'll play 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:13.600 that at your twenty first. Mom, now does it in 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.200 past tense because all her kids are older than twenty one? Oh, 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.120 we should have played that at your twenty first. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.480 Did anything get played at any twenty first? 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.720 No? Nothing was played at my twenty first or the 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.680 mom had like a photo real we had photos, but 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.400 never a funny wacky video. 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.240 And I didn't even have a twenty first. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.280 But throughout my childhood, why didn't you have a twenty first? 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.679 No one organized We original twenty first was during the 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.120 eighteen seventy So what do you mean no one organized that. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.040 You're an adult, you organize it yourself. 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.240 Yes, I know, but I would have only invited like 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.400 six people and it would have been quite sad. 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:46.720 That's better than zero. 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:47.800 Yeah, I would have been there. 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.160 Yeah, but I preferred. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:50.640 Zero, so you had zero. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.640 My eighteenth was in the shearing shed back at home, 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.080 very glamorous. We had to clear out all the sheep 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.240 shit and like the lannel and oil that I'm off 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:04.240 into the floorboards from the wool. Oh, my friends loved it. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:07.040 Nothing hotter than getting fingered in a sheep pit. What's 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:08.160 it called again, the sheep. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.640 Shearing shit, sheep shearing shed, the shearing shed, it's where 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.920 you give the sheep haircuts, city boy. And there was 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:18.560 no fingering happening at my eighteenth. I'll give you the tip. 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.640 I didn't even drink. That was in my pure phase 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.680 when I was adamant. Oh, no, I'm not going to drink, 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.360 you know. When I'm an adult. It's so unnecessary. You 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:27.880 don't need alcohol to have fun. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.240 That eighteen year old You would be so disappointed in 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.720 twenty twenty one version of you. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.200 Eh, I didn't start drinking till I was like nineteen 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.120 or twenty. Really, I never looked back. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:41.480 No, I never looked back. I remem my eighteenth, my 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.360 friend Matilda. I probably wouldn't out of it. Matilda had 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.319 sex with someone in my bathroom. So I've come to 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.839 learn at my eighteenth. My eighteenth was horny. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:53.400 Wow, I guess I just wasn't friends with skanks. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.480 Well that has changed, Jenna, Oh. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.240 My word, not looking at anyone of gender? 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.720 What do you what embarras seeing thing? Would you like 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.160 be terrified of being included if someone were to make 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:04.600 a video? 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:04.960 Now? 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.880 What would you what haunts you? Is there something out 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.880 there that you think, Oh my god, someone somewhere has that. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.840 Yeah, like to the point where I'm not even going 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.160 to tell you because I'm pretty sure it's still on YouTube. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:19.120 As you know, I'm a video creator, and you know 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:23.280 that stemmed from childhood. I was always making home videos, 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:26.240 filming other people, and at some point everyone got the 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:27.800 shits of me filming them. That's going to have to 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:33.000 start filming myself. But there were many cringe like home 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.640 movies where like we were trying to act and share. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.000 Have I seen any of these? 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:37.839 Oh? 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.160 Nah, you wouldn't have seen them. Jenna, shut your mouth right, Jenna, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:44.320 open the computer. No, do not, don't listen to him? 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.439 No, really that bad? 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.800 Yes, And I can't figure out the pathword to the 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.520 old YouTube channel they were uploaded to. It's so bad. 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:57.640 Some of them. I had to actually email YouTube pretending 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:01.000 to be my mother, saying that I was distraught and 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.640 being bullied over the videos. So some of them are gone, 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.040 but a lot of them are still there. Don't you 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:06.520 What are you fucking doing it on your phone? What 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:06.960 are you doing? 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.280 Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing at all? 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.240 Don't today. I'm going to be lending my skills as 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.920 the natural hard working hand. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.120 That's your first video. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.800 No, it wasn't an old cringe one though, that was 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.880 on my channel. That's one of my launch videos. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.400 Oh so there's a secret. Oh I'm not on the 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:23.800 I'm on the wrong account. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.000 Yeah, I'm talking when I was maybe ten years old, 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.199 maybe even younger. But anyway, enough about me. What about Humtch? 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.719 Is there any embarrassing videos of you still out there? 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.600 I'm terrified? And this is public, This isn't the public. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.400 Got domain only because I wanted to keep the domain. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:44.440 I have a website called witch Mitch and which I 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.360 paid twenty dollars a year for the fucking domain, and. 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.280 I became a segment of ours as well. I know which, Mitch. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.200 What the hell? What what did you write on your blog? 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.840 It was for a UNI assignment that I got such 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.680 good marks for when in the one semester that I 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:01.560 went to UNI that I kept and I journaled like 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.440 I wrote articles and they were horrific and so poorly 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.280 written and so grammatically and gread. 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.240 Are they still there or not? Jenna, good girl, I 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:09.679 can see you. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.640 I tried to delete because I remember I got an 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.720 email saying do you want to renew this domain? And 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.760 that's the only time every year that I'm reminded of it. Oh? 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:22.120 No, Jenna, is it it's described as eighteen? Oh I 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:28.240 was eighteen druggling actor, possible radio presenter and definite pole dancer. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:31.240 Funny, my posts are real and they are juicy. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:35.040 Right, Jenna Shuttle laptop please? I told you I was 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.760 worried about it for a reason. It's not good. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.040 He gave us the domain, Dylan you asked for that. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:42.720 That's embarrassing that Mitchell and Lemonade with Mitchen page, which 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:47.440 I have successful little successfully removed from every living streaming service. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.600 Oh your old podcast? Is that not out there anymore? 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.200 I got rid of it. I was just worried that 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.640 I said something dumb. I say dumb shit on this 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.000 podcast and I'm twenty five, let alone. I can't imagine 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:57.800 what I would have said when I was twenty with 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:58.920 a podcast. No way. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:01.679 Oh maybe they'll play it your twenty first. 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.080 But why do we stop saying that might play at 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.360 your third? Why do we draw the line at twenty one? 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.720 No, no one makes such the threats anymore. I post 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.679 embarrassing shit myself. I've got nothing to hide. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.200 I might say it to my grandma to keeper up 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.120 at night. You keep behaving like this, and I'll find 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.640 it sneaky video of yours to play your ninety You 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:19.960 know what he means at your funeral. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.120 I was gonna say that funeral. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:26.839 Jok. Let's move on, Ready for my agent? 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:28.920 Yeah, please, let's go. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.120 Is it just me? 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:39.560 Is this the worst ad you have ever heard? Volume up, 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.439 ladies and gentlemen. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:47.080 Jesus is our only open for a free Bible. Contact 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:51.760 Jesus one dot for you at big on dot com. 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.720 One free Bible per person. 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.520 This was an actual ad that aired on actual television, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.760 and the best part was that it was just a 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.040 blue screen with comic sense. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:03.320 Yeah. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.880 I am so glad we're finally talking about this because 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.360 you sent it to me the moment it happened. This ad, 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.920 it was just like plain text on a screen. It 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:15.080 was the most basic, cheap looking ass And you say 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.040 that it's the worst ad that ever exists. I got 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.080 to tell you, I disagree. I thought it was so 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:23.800 simple and effective and there was no sensory overload. It 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:26.040 got the message across. It was this text on screen, 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:29.280 some clown talking over silent night. I got the message. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.080 I wanted me free Bible, Jenna, Mitch, and I did 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.160 reach out. Look what I've got with you? 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:39.040 No you didn't, I got mine. Wait, so they actually 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.120 comes to go get mine? 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.520 Hold on, go get yours, Mitchell. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.600 So they actually sent you a Bible. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.600 Yeah, listen to this ready. Oh this is a full 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:48.680 fick Bible. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:48.960 Yeah. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.120 We just emailed Big Pond or whatever it was, and 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.320 after the Bible and here they are, Mitchell. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.720 So it'd be interesting to see if we got exactly 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.880 the same thing. I got Holy Bible in giant PRINTO. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.320 There's heats of shit in here. Yeah, oh god, yeah, 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.880 oh there's not just a Bible. Oh I forgot how 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.640 thin the paper is on bibles. So yeah, these guys 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:10.280 weren't pissing around. They paid for their TV AD and 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.640 they've sold at least two were not sold. You know 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:13.040 what I mean. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.280 Just keep in mind that it was in the middle 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.520 of daytime television, so Sarah Harris would have gone, all right, dude, 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:21.720 he's coming to us from a farm interal after this 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.120 good morning, it's studio tech. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.640 And it would have been bookended by two other ads 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:28.880 with like quite high production value. And then this scabby 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:30.920 piece of shit that looks like a poster that someone's 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.800 made for a school fates up in the middle. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.880 Yep, this Jesus is. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:41.840 Our only hope for a free Bible. Contact Jesus one 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.320 dot for you at big on dot. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.560 Com, one dot for you. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.760 That's one free Bible per person. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:49.320 I mean, it's straight to the point. 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:50.800 It straight to the watch. I means you think that's 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:51.560 a good ad, do you? 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.000 Well? It's Seriously, it was more engaging than anything else 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.160 I've seen recently because you can't help but watch it. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:00.560 It's just so simple and plain, and it just yeah, 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:03.040 it worked for me because here we are, we've got Bibles. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.400 I wonder if they would have willingly sent you the 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.720 Bible if they knew that you were living in sin 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.240 having pre marital sex with a man. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:15.160 Oh God, I doubt it. Look at it, but no. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.160 I seriously think less is more like that was very 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:18.200 simple and effective. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.680 Well, I got some guitar music, which means you did 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.840 point out, is just silent night whittled down to a 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.320 slow guitar strum, which is very weird. 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:30.080 Listen, what if I don't know if you could tell 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.560 in the ad that's it's definitely a Christmas carol in September. 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.040 Let me listen, hold on, let me play it one 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:42.840 more time. Jesus is our only hope, Oh my God. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.880 For a free Bible, contact Jesus one dot for you 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:47.960 at big dot com. 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:53.480 Yeah, you're right, Mitch, it's very random, like it's free bibles. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:56.120 They paid for ad space, so it's literally not for profit. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:56.920 Why did they do that? 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:02.160 He's paying for this the Christian Church and they can't even. 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.680 Afford a proper email address. They're using fucking big Pond, 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:08.280 but they're sending out shitloads of Bibles. It's very weird. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:10.760 They're not paying for their own domain. But like you said, 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:12.679 it worked. We got two free bibles. We had a 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.600 couple other friends send it to us, going, oh my god, 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:15.159 have you seen this? 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.080 So what do you got this music for? Is this 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:18.439 headed in the direction I think it is. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.280 Okay, so I got the music. I just thought, what 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:24.160 if other brands decided to take the lessons more approach 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.359 and advertise the same way they should that the free 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:31.800 Bible company, whoever the fuck it is because we don't 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:36.040 know because they didn't tell us, has advertised they've. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.320 Got their mobile here on the return to send it section. 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:39.000 Do you want to call them? 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:40.320 Oh yeah, we could call. 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:44.120 Yes, well I better not read it out. Oh yeah, 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:45.000 I'll send it to you. 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:48.520 Send it to me? Does have a name? No? 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:51.879 Sorry, this is totally derailing what we were about to do. 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:53.840 I'm getting you're about to do your own ads, but 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.119 I just thought the number on my home. Want to 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:56.000 know who these clowns are? 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:57.240 Right? 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:03.080 What did the evil laugh? 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:07.160 Ted White? Good morning, alfnoon? 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:08.840 Ted? How are you mate? 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:10.080 Good? 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:13.840 Hey? Listen, I saw your ad on Telly and you 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.400 sent me a You sent me and my friend a Bible. 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:17.000 I got one? 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.359 Okay, who am I speaking to? 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.160 My name is Mitchell. 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.600 I'm here too. You've actually got two Mitchell's chatting to 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.919 you right now. I wanted to ask you what is 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:28.360 this for? 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:28.600 Like? 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:30.679 This is a not for profit they're free bibles, but 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.240 you're paying for ads, So, like, who is this for? 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:38.479 This is basically for anybody in Australia who wants to 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.000 get to know God a bit better. Simple as that. 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:42.680 It's paying for all the bloody Bibles. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:44.520 Yeah, where do you get the Bibles from? 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:48.040 We buy them in bulk. We buy five hundred at 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:51.560 a time. There's a group of us. There's eight of 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:55.760 us in the group. We're all retired pensioners. Ah and 0:18:56.280 --> 0:19:00.280 if we can do good for just one person in Australia, 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.240 we've achieved our double right, So I love. 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:06.119 Lastly, how many Bibles did you end up sending out? 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.439 Because I got one, the other Mitch got one? Like, 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:10.320 is this a good return on the ad? 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:17.680 We spend roughly about one hundred thousand a year on 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:22.280 TV and stuff. What and today we've given out over 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:24.080 fifteen hundred Bibles? 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:24.720 Oh my? 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.480 Why did that cost you that much? When the ad 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:30.119 and I say this with all due respect, is not 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:33.560 exactly high production value. Why does it cost that much? 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:39.720 Well, you're paying roughly between depending on your time slot. Okay, 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:43.040 that's how television works all the time. So if I 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:45.800 put on ads, say from eleven at night to one 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:48.480 in the morning, I can get them for about eighty 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:51.840 dollars for fifteen second ads. Good for that much if 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:55.439 I'm putting them on peak time, big time, we're paying 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.280 anywhere from two hundred and eighty five to four hundred 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:03.080 and fifty bucks. Oh well first in seconds, and it's 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:08.760 into denominational Yes, yes, even if an atheist wants one, 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:09.720 will send him one. 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:13.920 Okay, what about everyone, even even the even homosexuals. 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:19.000 Mate, We see people as people. God did not send 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:21.879 his son into the world to condemn the world, but 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:27.800 to save it. So if somebody who's transgender or gay 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:32.560 or whatever you call them, we'll send them a Bible, 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:33.240 simple as that. 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:37.880 Amazing. Well, it's great to chat to you and keep 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:40.000 doing the Lord's work. I guess, as they say. 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.480 Yeah, that's what we're here for. Mate, the two mitches, 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:44.240 bless you both. 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:45.480 Oh, thank you. 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:47.679 Right back at you, Bob, take care of you. 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:49.119 Goodbye, good bye, goodbye. 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:54.679 Oh he was actually lovely anyway. You were planning to 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:55.959 take the piece out of them, weren't you. I bet 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:57.400 you feel like a piece of shit now. 0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:01.800 No, no, no, no no. I wasn't mocking them. I 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:04.280 think they're very nice and very lovely. I was well 0:21:04.280 --> 0:21:06.600 thinking about the ad. The ad is so effective. We 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:09.359 just heard a live reading of it. I actually think 0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:14.080 religion aside companies could take this one. Imagine a neurophan ad. 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:21.879 Oh jeez, here we go, Neurapan sore head, maybe an 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:31.400 elbow white tablets available in all chemists, six pack, twelve 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:45.199 pack Neuropan available at all reputable retailers. See, I'd buy it. 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:49.400 Yeah, Like usually they've got some people like some mum 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:52.040 clutching her back going oh that hurts, and then they're 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:53.960 like buy a europhone. It's like no, strip it back, 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:56.919 make it more. Even then you ran overtime too many words? Really, 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:58.720 they're only paying for fifteen seconds slots. 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:01.159 Yeah, well, give me another brand and I'll work out 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:03.480 an ad for them. 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.560 What about like existing ads? Like you're just dumbing it 0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:09.720 down right right right, you do one. I'm going to 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:11.920 find one. 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:17.080 Well that that crim safe ad is really famous, not 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:19.439 if it's not crim safe, but yeah, so they'd just 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:26.879 be don't get robbed, bad people are out there. Crim 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:31.800 safe your windows. If it's not crimsafe, it's not crimsafe. 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:38.480 Dot com dot au simple. That's so effected, so effective. 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:40.560 You guys, I just found this one. Do you remember 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:42.320 this ad. Can you hear it? 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:47.440 My mom kissed me my, Yeah, and my mom gave 0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:48.120 me Mark. 0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:50.560 Got the grandma, the mum and the daughter skipping. Yeah, 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:52.000 and my mom gave me my. 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:52.879 Too much. 0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:54.760 Down? 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:55.760 So what's your pitch? 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:56.240 Now? 0:22:56.280 --> 0:23:02.879 Give me the music. I'll tell you. Okay, Milo is 0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:08.640 the answer if three generation of women and your family 0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:16.359 fancies skipping in tandem, Milo is your only hope. Oh, 0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:23.880 email Milo at. 0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:22.520 I've got one. You know, not happy Jan? 0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:23.040 Yeah? 0:23:23.160 --> 0:23:26.639 Okay, this would just be Yeah, all this would be 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:36.560 is lady with head out window yelling she's not happy 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:42.600 with Jan. Get a Yellow Pages, yellow Pages at Big 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:44.720 Pond dot com. 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:48.040 Even then, dumb it down further. It's like book an 0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:50.880 ad in yellow Pages, or your boss will be pissed off. 0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:53.480 Oh really pulled back? 0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:55.320 Wait? What about this one? Ready? Do you remember this? 0:23:55.400 --> 0:24:02.040 Hod on? It's loading my fucking internet. Sorry you're fun anyways, 0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:07.360 just loaded. I'll shut my mouth. Remember this ad Natural Confectioneries, 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:10.120 the natural confectionery company, Jellies. 0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:14.280 Yeah, don't shop the dinosaur d. 0:24:19.720 --> 0:24:23.440 Don't up the disa yep, that one. Chop it. 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:26.200 Dumb it down all right, I'll give you the guitar music. 0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:38.000 Snakes are your only hope. If your bratty, irrational, infant 0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:41.480 daughter is getting hysterical at the thought of you decapitating 0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:48.400 an nanimate dinosaur. Email Natural Confectionery at Dodo dot nem 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:49.760 to your free sample. 0:24:50.960 --> 0:24:52.600 I'm solid, and. 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:54.600 Then you'd have one of those. You'd have one of 0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:56.919 those terms and conditions, fast speaking voices. At the end, 0:24:57.200 --> 0:24:58.840 lobies may get rotten afforded the mail. 0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:05.439 You're listening to. 0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:10.040 Is it just me who doesn't love some free shit? 0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:14.359 All you have to do is leave a review, all right, 0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:17.399 reviews time. Every week we read out a couple of 0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:19.840 reviews that you've left us on Apple, podcasts, on Facebook 0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:22.399 only the five star one. Oh, we know what happens 0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:26.840 anything other than five stars. I'm looking at you, Tarlie. 0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:29.400 I'm looking at your gravestone after what happened last week. 0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:32.119 Oh yeah, did you guys see that she updated her 0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:35.879 review because you literally flipped it. You smashed her prize 0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:37.760 last week because she only left us two stars, but 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:39.479 she's gone out of her way to update it. 0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:41.760 Yeah, she said, I swear to God if this goes 0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:43.840 back to two instead of five, I will cry. Well. No, 0:25:43.960 --> 0:25:47.880 need to it. Even though we just mentioned you don't 0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:49.320 get another fucking mugged. 0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:50.919 Price Keep Jenna. Did you end up sending her a 0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:51.520 proper mug? 0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:52.720 I did? I did? 0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:53.280 Oh good? 0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:55.080 Okay, we like Tarlia now. 0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.480 Yeah. If your review is read out on the show, 0:25:57.560 --> 0:25:58.960 you've got a week to get in touch with price 0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:02.560 Keeper Jenna and you get admitted season season three commemorative mug, 0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:04.800 which you can shop in our buy on Instagram if 0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:05.359 you want to buy. 0:26:05.240 --> 0:26:07.640 One on our Instagram. It's where your message gener as well, 0:26:07.720 --> 0:26:08.960 not her personal Instagram. 0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:12.119 That's right. Tickles nineteen ninety four has left us a review. 0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:15.400 Tickles says, as someone who suffers with depression, anxiety, and add, 0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:18.359 I find this podcast is the best. Mitch Churi Mitchell 0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:20.639 Coombs are open about their struggles with mental health and 0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.240 add or suspected add in my case. 0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:23.760 Yeah, that's it. 0:26:24.640 --> 0:26:27.720 They're also entertaining them away. Anyone smile when listening to 0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:30.159 their show. It's light on comic relief, especially in the 0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:33.400 time we're living in. Amen Jenna in contraceptive diaphram, Sam 0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:35.400 when he's on add to the dynamic of the show, 0:26:35.520 --> 0:26:37.199 what a real top line for you? Like they're not 0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:41.199 that tickles isn't raving about Jenna. Yes, they add to 0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:43.600 the dynamic of a show, like onions on a hamburger. 0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:45.560 You could go with it, like salt and pepper. 0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:47.720 It gives me something to look forward to when I'm 0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:51.320 feeling down or in need of a psychiatric recess. Ah, 0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:52.080 I done that. 0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:53.480 That's exactly what we aim for. 0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:56.520 Yeah, Mitch, you you're a real review connoiseur. You like 0:26:56.560 --> 0:26:57.399 the top notch ones? 0:26:57.840 --> 0:26:57.959 Oh? 0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:00.200 Yeah, well sometimes they do get a bit repetitive. Oh, 0:27:00.280 --> 0:27:03.119 I listen on the school bus fuck off whatever, I 0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:05.879 like that one. That one's interesting so hot tip if 0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:07.359 you want to win a mug, you're more likely to 0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:09.480 win one if the review is like, you know, worth 0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:11.280 bloody reading or this. 0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:15.160 Although I guess this is worth reading because maybe Obama 0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:18.119 has left this review and if it's if, it's real, 0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:21.879 good for them and interesting. But the title is lost 0:27:22.000 --> 0:27:24.120 my virginity two times to this. 0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:26.760 Oh okay, hold on, I've gotta sit up all right, 0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:27.679 this sounds interesting. 0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:33.520 Okay, so maybe Obama says, as someone who plays Fortnite often, 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:38.880 I regularly regain my virginity. Funny, but only for special occasions. 0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:41.600 This podcast is the best podcast I've had the honor 0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:45.199 of nutting to, and I have dedicated many nights of 0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.879 pleasure pain and Veggie might favored confusion towards and I 0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:50.240 regret nothing. 0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:54.000 Well, okay, yeah, they sounded a bit cooked, but you 0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:56.200 get a mug well done. 0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:59.199 They're the rules. Are they quite simply just saying that 0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.920 they have come or they've been having sex while we've 0:28:01.920 --> 0:28:03.520 been on in the background. Is that what they're saying. 0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:06.040 I guess you could deduce that from that review. But yeah, 0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:07.360 it was a bit all over the shops, something about 0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:08.280 Veggie might adam. 0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:10.520 Now or they just being silly, like are they trying 0:28:10.520 --> 0:28:11.919 to get a laugh bit cheeky? 0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:15.479 Well, don't fuck around everyone, don't be silly with these reviews. 0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:16.240 They're serious. 0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:20.520 Yep. Potential podcast companies will sive through these and go 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:25.800 we don't want people that come listening to this podcast. 0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:28.639 Oh no, I'll do that all right. Leave us a 0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:31.520 review five stars please, That keeps us going. In the meantime, guys, 0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:33.399 you're excited for our guest this week? 0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:35.679 Yes, yeah, I've had enough at YouTube. Get him on. 0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:44.520 Guys, this week, we have a Hollywood A List celeb 0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:46.800 in the studio, with this and he's Ausie too, which 0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:48.800 is even better Keenan Lonsdale. 0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:50.760 When you say in this studio he's on zoom, but 0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:54.120 I didn't realize because I know him as the Hollywood star. Yeah, 0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:56.080 I like you said, but I didn't realize he was 0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.520 bloody born and raised in Saint Mary's, Sydney's West. 0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:00.640 Isn't that crazy? Just looking at him, I think I 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:03.360 see celebrity. I don't see Saint Mary's. So hasn't he 0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:06.040 done well? He's got new music out, Rhythm and Music. 0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.160 It's off his new album. He's a superstar. He's in 0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:10.720 the new Stand show. He was GQ magazine Actor of 0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:13.640 the Year this year, Eden, which is that new Stand show? 0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:16.720 He's a superstar. You're known from Love Simon and he's 0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:21.320 here with us now, Hello, Keenan, Hello, you're topless, guys 0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:24.120 is topless? Look at him. I did message him and 0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:26.640 say the only way we will interview you is if 0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:30.120 you're butt naked. And he committed and you've done it. 0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:33.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't show you the proof of 0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:35.720 the butt nakedness, but I did fully commit a promise. 0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.880 Oh I can tell it's yeah, I can tell. There's 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.880 an energy coming off the webcam? Are you obsessed with Keenan? 0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:42.720 I am too, even from like way back when we 0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:45.360 love Simon days, Like I had the biggest crush on 0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:48.000 you back when I was still in the closet, and 0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:50.800 now that we're all out and proud, I do have 0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:52.920 a partner, so the crush is just matter. It's not 0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:53.440 there anymore. 0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:54.800 Otherwise you would have been in with a chance. 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:56.720 Yeah, what I've been in with a chance? Keenan? 0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:58.760 How do you work with that beauty? 0:29:58.840 --> 0:29:59.320 That glow? 0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:05.320 Will we talk about I'll got naked too? 0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:07.360 Did you have a crush too much? I feel like 0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:09.800 just collectively everyone did one hundred percent. 0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:12.800 I'm also very impressed that like just having the confidence 0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.600 to just rock up to interview the topless. 0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:20.000 Well, okay, but look I'm home. It's also like midnight 0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.440 here where I am, and it's super hot because I'm 0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:25.320 in the desert. So I'm just like, yeah, I'm always 0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:28.160 naked just around the house. I have clothes on to 0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:29.600 a degree, so here I am. 0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:31.960 Okay, all right, why are you in the desert? What's 0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:32.840 going on in the desert? 0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:35.280 I just mean, like the California desert. I was just 0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:38.720 in the desert. Actually, I was in Joshua Tree. Sometimes 0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:41.480 I like to just go to the desert. It's a 0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:47.520 good place to clear your thoughts, to do psychedelics, do that. 0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:54.160 Like I'm like, yeah, I'm on mushrooms right. 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:56.280 Now, the Dubbo Mushrooms. They hit something different. 0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:00.360 I was in. I was in Joshua Tree twenty team 0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.320 before COVID. That place is whack man Like, I love it. 0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:04.000 The energy. 0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:04.600 What do you mean? 0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:07.080 Joshua Tree is like it's like a couple hours out 0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:09.920 of La right Keenan and it's Joshua Tree is the 0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:11.800 kind of tree that is just everywhere. It's this weird 0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:14.280 like porcupine kind of cactus thing. But it's like the 0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.760 home of aliens and like mushrooms and it's just this 0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.600 giant National park. It really is desert, but it sort 0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:22.040 of changed your mind, changes the way you think. Like 0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:24.720 it just it's a whacky place. You don't know unless 0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:25.160 you've been there. 0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.360 I guess one hundred percent is a wacky place. And 0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:29.120 I haven't been there in a couple of years. And 0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:32.680 it had a big influence on me making the album 0:31:32.680 --> 0:31:35.080 that I did. I wouldn't have made it like that 0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:37.320 had I not had been to Joshua Tree and had 0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:40.680 such strange cool experiences. 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:42.920 Were you scared to do mushrooms the first time? I'd 0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:44.760 be terrified, Like I feel like I'd look in a 0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:46.640 mirror and then I just start melting and then I 0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:49.000 don't know what I'd do. I hear those stories, so 0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:50.920 I'm such a white scared boy. Help me keenan. 0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:54.239 They say to not look in the mirror with psychedelts, right, 0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.880 But I'm like, and once I got over my few 0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.680 psychoeducks in general, because I feel like I generally a 0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:03.240 late bloomer, and I was terrified, but then the experiences 0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:07.560 were so uplifting and not all the time, but I 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.600 was like, I'm going to look in the mirror because 0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:13.200 I feel ready, I felt right, yeah, and so so 0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:16.000 I was like, yeah, this is a few years ago, 0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:17.840 and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna look in the mirror. 0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:19.920 I looked in the mirror and I was like, ill, 0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:24.960 it looks disgusting, and I'm like, whoa, oh my gosh, 0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:27.200 not just disgusting that actually you're a hideous You look 0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:29.840 like a monster. And so my face started morephing into 0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:33.720 this monster and I was like, this is probably why 0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:36.680 people say not to look in the mirror. Yeah, And 0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:40.520 then I was like, but you know what, hippie dippy shit. 0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:42.600 I was like, you know what, I need to be compassionate. 0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:45.120 If that's what I really look like. Am I still 0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:47.160 going to love myself? Am I going to banish myself 0:32:47.000 --> 0:32:50.640 if I'm if I'm actually like a monster? I'm like, 0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:52.920 because I'm still a good guy. And so I was like, 0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:55.959 just stick it out. So I stay. And then eventually 0:32:56.720 --> 0:32:59.840 that monster started to become this like fairy and then 0:32:59.880 --> 0:33:03.000 it became this like alien Avatar alien. Then I was 0:33:03.040 --> 0:33:05.440 a fish underwater. Then I was a bear. Then I 0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:08.320 was fucking Michael Jackson. Then I was not fucking Michael Jackson. 0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:12.520 And then I was Wow, the man in the mirror. 0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:14.120 He was the man in the mirror. 0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:17.360 And then like I was like a really old man. 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:21.360 And then I became like it was all this crazy stuff. 0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:25.120 But it was Nevertheless, it was trippy. 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.800 Why did you have to go all the way to 0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:29.440 Joshua Tree for to get fucked off your face like that? 0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.240 You could have just stayed in Saint Mary's Salence. 0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:35.479 Oh god, I didn't. I wasn't going there for that reason. 0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:38.000 I just went there because I was like, I've never 0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:39.760 been that's crazy. 0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.240 So you say it influences your music? What part of 0:33:42.280 --> 0:33:46.320 rhythm and music it came from fucking Michael Jackson figure 0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:46.720 of speech? 0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:47.920 Great question. 0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:52.760 Well, the music treatment definitely had some MJ vibes in there. 0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:53.520 I can hear it. 0:33:54.400 --> 0:33:57.680 Thanks. He's been one of the biggest influence, the biggest, 0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:00.720 you know, artist influence in my life since I was 0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:05.280 a kid. And so for me, like every dance competition 0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:08.840 I was doing was always to MJ music, mostly MJ, Janet, 0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:12.560 Little Richard, and then we wanted to make something that 0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:14.640 was our own. I feel like we did that. 0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:16.319 I don't know if you saw the other day, but 0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:19.920 Lizzo actually did a ranking of who she thinks is 0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.840 the prince and king and queen of pop. Michael Jackson 0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:26.000 was king of pop, and quite controversially, she put Janet 0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:29.440 Jackson as the queen of pop. And everyone's like, what 0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:32.040 about Madonna? But I'm guessing you would write Janet right. 0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:36.719 Well, yeah, Janet's definitely my queen, but Madonna's also a 0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:42.480 queen like fucking Madonna. Um, but yeah, Janet, like she 0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:45.320 was like the first concert ever went to as well 0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.560 as a kid really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had 0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:52.240 one ticket I wrote in a letter and everything. 0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:54.160 Had you want the tickets for radio or. 0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:57.200 I feel like it was like a radio competition. Yeah, 0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.560 and it was like you can submit, you can write 0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.920 a letter or whatever in and I think it was 0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:06.520 it was supposed to be for like these VIP like 0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:10.120 you know, meeting tickets or something like that. Yeah, yeah, 0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:11.960 but I was I don't know how young I was, 0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:14.040 but they ended up being like, you know, someone else one, 0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:15.640 but we want to give you tickets anyway, because your 0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:17.279 letter was so sweet and what was. 0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:19.359 In the letter it must have been beautiful. 0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:23.960 Yeah, it was very cute. My mum still probably got it. 0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:26.839 Oh yeah, hey, I know that when you were young, 0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.680 you were also told that you were feminine and your 0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:32.960 voice is high pitched. I'm guessing just by listening to 0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:35.080 you that that's not really a problem anymore. So my 0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.280 question is when's it going to end for me? When's 0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:42.400 be always going to break? Darlan a beautiful voice, thank you. 0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.279 I feel like, honestly though, when I was definitely growing up, 0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:50.160 I was like purposely trying to speak as low as possible. 0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:51.719 I gave up on that. 0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:55.560 Yeah, and then I got calmer by like then having 0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:58.200 a really low singing range, and I've had to work 0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:00.600 there my whole life to extend the range up again. 0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:03.640 Oh yeah, right, I know you're lucky, Mitch. 0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:04.919 What's your singing range again? 0:36:05.200 --> 0:36:05.319 Oh? 0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:06.799 You don't want to hear it done? And I've got 0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:08.319 a cat by my side. You'll freak out. 0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:10.600 I know that. 0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:13.600 You've also said that whenever kids made fun of you 0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:16.080 back in school, your sister would be the one to 0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:19.080 put them back in their place. What does that actually mean? Like, 0:36:19.120 --> 0:36:21.600 what did she do? Was she bashing people on your behalf? 0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:22.680 What would he be talking about? 0:36:22.800 --> 0:36:24.879 You just knew that you just weren't going to mess 0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:28.919 with her, you know, and my sister she never laid 0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:30.320 any hands on other kids. 0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:31.439 But there was. 0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:34.440 One time on this bus because I didn't look like 0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:37.520 my sister. So she was like, is the bullying really 0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:41.160 happening as bad as you say it is. I'm like yeah. 0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:43.840 She's like, well, I'm just going to sit on the 0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:45.560 bus and watch because they're never going to guess that 0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:49.239 were related. So then she did, oh no, and she 0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:53.320 witnessed a bunch of cool, terrible you know, childhood bully 0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:58.600 stuff and then I don't know what happened, but I 0:36:58.680 --> 0:36:59.520 got suspended. 0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:05.520 Oh you don't know what happened? How convenient? Yeah, I 0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.200 set the house on fire. It was nothing. 0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:11.640 And I'm like, okay, what you're going to suspend me? 0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:14.400 Like this kid's been bullying me for these months and 0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:18.000 months and months. I'm like, all right, okay, I see you, 0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:19.160 I see you there. 0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:21.680 I remember my sister once sticking up for me on 0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.640 the bus. There was some kid being a little turd 0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:25.719 because it was sports day, you know how you had 0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:28.839 the different uniform and I was wearing shorts and he's like, oh, 0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:31.520 those shorts are very short. You look gay. And my 0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:35.080 sister's like, how very dare you? He's not gay, he's 0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:37.960 got a girlfriend. Well here we are. 0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:41.839 Does she know yet? Tall her up and tell her 0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:44.239 on the phone because she should know. My sister was 0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:47.560 the bully. My sister was like, I'm from the Shire, Keenan, Like, 0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:50.200 you know the Shire is from from the Shire. Don't 0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:51.879 they live there anymore? I got out as soon as 0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:54.920 I realized, and I my. 0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:56.640 Sister, what you talk about now? 0:37:56.640 --> 0:37:59.080 The Shire is beautiful, but they are there. They're about 0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:01.800 ten years behind every everyone else, you know, they catch 0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:05.600 up slowly, and my sister was just the bully. She 0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:08.000 was the cool girl, like she didn't want to know me. 0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:10.239 In fact, she told people we were cousins when I 0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:12.759 was feel because she did not want people to think 0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:14.680 that we had a blood like an actual brother and 0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:17.719 sister relation was awful. Did not have the sister like 0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:18.359 you guys did. 0:38:18.960 --> 0:38:20.920 Oh gosh, yeah, it's this story. Is it meant to 0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:22.160 be a funny story? That's terrible? 0:38:22.200 --> 0:38:24.479 I know, it's so dark in my head. 0:38:25.920 --> 0:38:27.800 Look in the mirror, Look in the mirror. No, she 0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:30.400 my love, my sister. We're best friends now, but it 0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:31.600 was just that time. 0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:34.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, My sisters always had my back. 0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:37.640 She's like the biggest supporter. She also like she came 0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:40.680 out to us like when she was like sixteen, and 0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:42.960 so she was the first person that showed me like 0:38:43.960 --> 0:38:46.520 what it is to stand in your truth in that way, 0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:51.200 and she had no insecurities about it. She didn't care 0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:54.640 what anyone thought. And so a lot of my strength 0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:57.879 in the self acceptances come from her. 0:38:58.120 --> 0:38:58.400 Yeah. 0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:00.960 Did you come out when you in your teens as well? 0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:02.320 Or are you a bit of a late bloomer? 0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.640 Definitely a late late Bloomer. I came out to my 0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:08.280 friends when I was like twenty one, I think, oh, 0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:13.640 and then I went back on in the closet. And 0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:16.359 then I'd moved overseas and I just didn't know how 0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:19.080 to like come out all again to like new people 0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:22.080 I didn't know, So I went back in. And then 0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:25.200 I came out again online when I was twenty five. 0:39:25.560 --> 0:39:28.520 Now I'm twenty nine, so it's been four years of 0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:32.960 really being out for whoever and whatever wants to I 0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:33.440 love that. 0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:35.479 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean we have so 0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:37.560 many young listeners. I mean, Mitch and I both gay. 0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:39.360 Are you Is there any advice that you have for 0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:41.080 people that are struggling right now? Like you said, you 0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:43.520 went in, you went out. It's different for every person, 0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:46.239 but for a young quick person listening now, is there 0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:48.160 any any advice that you went through that you thought 0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:49.680 was really great when it was happening to you. 0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:54.719 I think just seeing examples. But one thing is, like, 0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:57.560 you know, I really felt chained by it. I felt 0:39:57.560 --> 0:40:00.600 like there's absolutely no way and even though I've seen 0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:03.160 other people out, even though I have friends that are out, 0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:06.360 even though like you know, there's proof around me, but 0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:10.200 I felt like, but with my circumstance, there's absolutely no 0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:12.480 way I could come out because of this. This is this, 0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:16.440 and it will always be like that forever, and all 0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:18.520 I will say to them is that you are really 0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:21.160 you are free. I promise you you are free, and 0:40:21.239 --> 0:40:23.839 you deserve to be free. I don't know what those 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:28.040 circumstances are for everyone. They're all different and you know, 0:40:28.160 --> 0:40:32.120 but I the first place that it has to start 0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:40.200 is with them to know. And you know, psychedelics, your stuff, 0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:43.480 getting deep, whatever, But there is something. There's a reason 0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:48.560 why there's been so much shame placed on what it 0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:51.239 is to be queer. And there's like a magic that 0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:54.120 we have. There's a lot of healing that comes from 0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:56.560 it and a lot of power that comes from it, 0:40:56.760 --> 0:40:59.719 and society has been afraid of that power. And it's 0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:01.960 up to us to be the ones in charge of 0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:07.200 loving it and loving ourselves in order to really then 0:41:07.840 --> 0:41:11.960 show the world and keep it pushing in the right direction. 0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:14.439 You're doing a lot of that, You'll be You're pushing forward, 0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.160 and I'm so glad you're in charge. You can be 0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.600 our leader, Mitch. You can be vice president Mitchell of 0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:20.400 the of the new up and coming gays and I 0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:26.520 can be secretary and we all roles say I need 0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:27.680 all the help I can get. 0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:33.080 Now, guys, I have a weird connection to Keenan. 0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:36.279 Jennifer say not one word the whole recording, and then 0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.400 you decide to jump in. At the end, we have 0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.800 a beautiful moral. Everyone's crying and it's completely naked again. 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:43.560 Okay, it's all the good going on, Jenna. 0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:47.439 So you went to school at TDHS, which was through 0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:51.960 Sydney distance. I was in the year below you, So 0:41:52.040 --> 0:41:54.160 I used to see you a lot at exams and 0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:55.240 stuff on campus. 0:41:55.600 --> 0:42:01.080 Right, really and seriously, you are the coolest person really, like, 0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:04.239 so so cool. I remember all of us like just 0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:06.920 looking up to you, being like he's just got this 0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:08.680 cool vibe to him and everything. 0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:10.640 Really, that's so funny. 0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:11.439 I was not cool. 0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:18.360 I'm such a nerd. It's hilarious to me that cool. 0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:20.719 So whenever I saw you on Dance Academy and things, 0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:22.759 I was like, he's so cool. 0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:25.080 Were you one of those people that would tell others 0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:27.080 that your friends even though there's no connection, and just 0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:28.840 like not because oh I'm friends with him, and they go, 0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:29.480 oh tell me. 0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:34.640 Yeah, definitely. I mean even seeing love Simon. I saw 0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:36.600 it with my mum and I said, I went to 0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:37.239 school with him. 0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:38.560 Yeah, right, milk it. 0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:41.880 We went through some life tests. 0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:44.279 Well, clearly you're not milking it that much. You didn't 0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:45.960 even tell us. You kept that quiet. 0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:49.879 You didn't know that. Oh that's funny, all right. Well, hey, 0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:51.920 look we love you. We're such big fans. Thank you 0:42:51.960 --> 0:42:53.400 for staying. What time is it in la, I know 0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:54.080 it's late. 0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:57.120 It's just past midday, mid before. 0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:59.320 You go to bed. I've got one very important question 0:42:59.440 --> 0:43:01.600 to end on, Jenna. You know exactly what this is. 0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:05.560 I ask the same question whenever we've got guests on. 0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:09.200 It's to contribute to our list of things better than 0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:12.120 drugs and Dick. The list of Things better than drugs 0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:14.480 and Dick is designed to remind our young listeners that 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:17.160 there's more to life to partying and boys. So it's 0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:18.880 like a little thing in life that you appreciate. What 0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:21.280 are some examples that people have submitted? Guys? 0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:23.120 What do we have? We had a good a good 0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:26.279 a good ear cleaning with like a queue tip. I 0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:28.680 think that was me. Like that gets me going, A 0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:32.759 nice cool breeze, nicely ye fresh linen getting into bed 0:43:32.880 --> 0:43:35.440 with like fresh linen after you've showered like butt naked. 0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:37.839 I'm sure you've done much better than drugs and dick 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:39.399 sliding in. 0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:42.320 It's those things in life that, in that one moment, 0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:44.120 are better than drugs. 0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:48.200 And yes, yes, looking outside, having the sunshine to hit 0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:50.680 your face and then seeing a little chipmunk go by 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:53.120 so much better than dick. 0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:58.560 Not but not interesting. You're like, oh, I can't, I 0:43:58.600 --> 0:43:59.920 can't forego the drugs. 0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:04.200 Well, that's the drug. Seeing the chipmunk and the sunshine 0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:04.680 in your face. 0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:06.920 Yeah, I reckon. I killed like half an hour the 0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:09.360 other day staring outside my window. There's a bunch of 0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:11.600 trees and I could just see this fat fucking possum 0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:14.680 climbing up and like breaking branches and stuff. The sun 0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:16.759 was shining. So I'm with you better than drugs and dick. 0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:18.239 That was me. Actually, I was trying to get you. 0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:23.239 I was jumping from I'll take Possum. Guys, you need 0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.520 to listen to Kennon's new song, Rhythm and Music. It's amazing. 0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:28.000 The music video is great. He rekindles his friendship with 0:44:28.000 --> 0:44:30.439 an old power from Dance Academy. It's hot, it's very 0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:33.160 MJ and we won't keep you up much longer. Thank 0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:33.719 you for being here. 0:44:33.760 --> 0:44:35.000 We appreciate that you. 0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:36.480 Thanks so much for having me. 0:44:36.760 --> 0:44:37.600 This was cute. 0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:39.520 Oh you just dropped the camera. He's butt naked. 0:44:39.560 --> 0:44:39.960 I saw it. 0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:43.080 I saw it. Speaking of chip. 0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:48.200 Oh my god, my goodness. 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:50.919 Not yet, you'd have to wait for fans. 0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:54.000 It's after midnight, after midnight. Was that a Joshua tree? 0:44:54.080 --> 0:45:01.239 Or are you just happy to see me? All right, Kennon, 0:45:01.320 --> 0:45:02.080 we'll talk to you soon. 0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:06.279 Okay, thanks, Keenan you're listening to is it just me? 0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:08.920 The rude Shocks of Young adult School? 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:10.640 Isn't a nice guy? 0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:13.480 Love the drug chat? Okay? For that? 0:45:13.719 --> 0:45:16.600 I love that he didn't clarify, We'll name something better 0:45:16.600 --> 0:45:18.879 than drugs and dick and he said, yes, looking into 0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:20.080 the sun is better than dick. 0:45:21.120 --> 0:45:21.359 Yeah. 0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:24.400 Also, I feel like we have a responsibility to say everyone, 0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:28.040 don't rush out and try shrooming, because he really spoke 0:45:28.120 --> 0:45:30.440 quite highly of the experience. But no, no, no, no, 0:45:31.000 --> 0:45:32.800 don't be doing that. Jenna's made that mistake. 0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:36.080 Yeah, haven't you every He's just done well. Jenna thought 0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:38.120 she was eating a mushroom rosotto, but the poor bitch 0:45:38.120 --> 0:45:40.680 was actually psychedelics she was chopping for days. 0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:43.000 No, Mitch, you weren't on the Katiki trip. You don't 0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:43.960 know what you're talking about. 0:45:44.160 --> 0:45:47.240 Oh maybe that's why you went ruthless through the Thames. 0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:53.920 Maybe Jenna's canals were right anyway, all. 0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:58.080 Right, look before we go, Mitch, you mentioned on your 0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:02.799 Basard Child podcast and you created with your unmarried lover, 0:46:03.200 --> 0:46:04.520 your gay boyfriend Hayden. 0:46:04.640 --> 0:46:06.600 Yeah, well I'll it that out. Can I get confirmation? 0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:06.959 Yeah? 0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:07.400 Nah. 0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:10.960 You mentioned on your other podcast, the Top one hundred, 0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:15.680 that you reckon if someone handed you with saxophone, that 0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:17.920 you'd be able to play it. And you remember it 0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:19.920 because you learned it in school. You played it as 0:46:19.960 --> 0:46:21.680 a kid, and you're like, oh yeah, it's like getting 0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:23.600 on a bike. I can remember how to play the saxophone. 0:46:23.600 --> 0:46:27.160 And I was like, well, gonna hold you to that. 0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:29.319 Dallan, I don't remember saying that word for it. We 0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:31.279 have the grab. So this will be interesting because I 0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:33.600 feel like this is all you think, comment Jenny, here 0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:36.120 it is I played saxophone. I have we have discussed this. 0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:39.319 You just play a saxophone outer alter. I tried to 0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:40.759 move to tenor and they said no, you haven't even 0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:42.480 paid off the outer. I just liked the glitz of 0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:44.640 it all. Oh, it's very the saxophone as well. It's 0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:48.120 very dim sexy. Yeah, and very culturally relevant around the 0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:51.239 twenty fourteen era when thrift Shop was popping off. Oh yeah, 0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:53.640 and then that Jason Derulo song Yeah and problem Brian, 0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:55.680 it was a good year to be a saxophonist. I 0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:58.319 think I guarantee you hand me a saxophone altar at 0:46:58.320 --> 0:47:00.640 this point and a read a moistury and I can 0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:02.759 perform I have the Tiger with mas closed. Okay, Well, 0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:06.600 if you're sticking around, maybe will hear that? You definitely won't. Yeah, Well, 0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:10.719 why do I go into such specific detail? 0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:14.040 I am the Tiger? Did you ever learn that song? 0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:14.640 Yes? 0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:18.240 Because I had to pick this thing up and today 0:47:18.280 --> 0:47:20.120 on the way here and I called my mum. She's 0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:21.640 just as a daily update, and I went, oh, I 0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:23.520 just picked up a saxophone. Remember I used to play 0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:25.600 in primary school? She said, yeah, my only song you 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.480 knew how to play was either Tiger. 0:47:28.440 --> 0:47:31.200 Wow, So you weren't just bullshitting You actually knew that song. 0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:35.480 Yeah. 0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:39.120 Well, anyway, you guys thought, oh, how are you going 0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:41.000 to get a saxophone? Mitch, because I wanted you to 0:47:41.239 --> 0:47:43.239 play it on our podcast prove that you still can. 0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:45.160 You were like, how are you going to get a saxophone? 0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:48.239 Piece of piss? I just emailed Sydney Band Instruments there 0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:50.719 in Gladesvelt. Mike was lovely, very helpful. He's like, yep, 0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:53.160 I'll provide a sax to make this happen. So you've 0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:54.120 picked it up, where is it? 0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:55.759 I've got it here with me. I'm going to play it, 0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:56.680 hond on. Why I open it? 0:47:56.760 --> 0:47:57.040 This is? 0:47:57.560 --> 0:48:05.759 This is the song I wanted either Tiger that part 0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.520 see very easy couple notes? 0:48:11.400 --> 0:48:16.040 Okay, yeah, that's so. They're quite tricky to put together. 0:48:16.200 --> 0:48:17.919 Is it just in the box or if you put 0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:19.520 it all together with the red and everything? 0:48:19.840 --> 0:48:22.080 Can you hear me I'm moving microphones, Jenner, you can 0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:24.680 hear me nice and clear. It's still in the case. 0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:26.719 Hold on, I'll see I haven't set it up all right? 0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:29.000 We can be here. Why this is the first open? Ready? 0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:33.120 Look at that? 0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:36.799 Oh it's lovely. Sydney Band Instruments. Look at your. 0:48:36.719 --> 0:48:39.200 Gates are like Sydney Band Instruments dot com dot au. 0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:41.040 If you want to look at the range. I'm gonna 0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:43.040 have to work out how to how to put this together. 0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:46.640 To be honest, I got the saxophone. 0:48:45.960 --> 0:48:48.080 All the read Jenner the wet read. 0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:50.880 Now, the reader is a little wooden duc tongue like. 0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:53.600 It's a really thin piece of wood that goes on 0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:55.920 the mouthpiece and it's what helps the vibrato. But it 0:48:55.960 --> 0:48:58.680 has to be wet before you before you play it. 0:48:58.719 --> 0:49:00.680 And I remember, you have to leave them out to 0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:03.080 dry in the sun, otherwise they get moldy. And before 0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:04.640 my big recital, I forgot to leave it out in 0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:06.560 the sun. It was moldy, but I played through the mold. 0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:09.960 Oh yuck. I remember my sister would walk around the 0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:12.400 house with the reed on her tongue, kind of like 0:49:12.440 --> 0:49:14.640 she was sucking on a paddle pop without an ice play. 0:49:15.239 --> 0:49:17.160 And because you have to get it moist, yeah, and 0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:18.680 she always used to get so shitty at me. I 0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:20.960 would accidentally bump the saxophone and chip the reed. 0:49:21.160 --> 0:49:23.600 Okay, I'm gonna have to remember how. 0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:26.640 To do this, whichhuld have done this, but. 0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:29.200 We recorded. 0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:33.320 I thought that it was set up already. 0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:35.759 Okay, the readers on, the readers on, that's all right, 0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:39.320 We're making it okay, cool and then this. See this piece, Mitchell, 0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:41.520 It kind of looks like an elbow of sorts. Yep, 0:49:42.120 --> 0:49:43.080 assuming all that. 0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:45.000 God, I just remember every time I looked at Nicole 0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:48.040 playing the saxophone. I just think, there's so many fucking buttons. 0:49:48.040 --> 0:49:49.680 How do you remember where to put them? And it's 0:49:49.680 --> 0:49:51.399 not like a piano where the buttons are in order. 0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:53.520 I'm like low to high. They're all over the shop. 0:49:54.160 --> 0:49:55.640 Wow, this thing is stunning. 0:49:56.160 --> 0:49:57.600 Is it better than the one you had in school? 0:49:57.719 --> 0:49:57.919 Oh? 0:49:57.960 --> 0:49:59.799 God, yare the one I had in school? Every kid 0:49:59.880 --> 0:50:03.799 had been through. I think I've set it up. I'm 0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:06.160 gonna put the next strap on because they supplied one. 0:50:06.200 --> 0:50:08.399 And look at that. 0:50:08.800 --> 0:50:09.720 Oh you're a natural. 0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:12.279 I don't remember. Jeez, it looked a lot bigger back 0:50:12.320 --> 0:50:14.520 when I was a kid. This looks like a rop 0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:16.439 When I'm holding it, it's tiny. 0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:18.200 But it really does. Actually, as soon as. 0:50:18.120 --> 0:50:20.080 I hold it, it all comes back to me. It's 0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:21.200 actually quite magical. 0:50:23.520 --> 0:50:31.120 I wonder if i'd be the same with my violin. First, 0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:34.160 I don't celebrate too early. It with one hoot? 0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:36.359 Oh God, sorry, sorry, I've got to learn. 0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:50.080 It might have something to do with your breath. You 0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:52.080 look like you're pushing really hard. I can see that. 0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:54.120 Did you hear it of that though? No, of course 0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:55.319 I did. But it was a bit all over the 0:50:55.320 --> 0:50:57.719 shop because your breath. I think I had something with 0:50:57.760 --> 0:50:59.520 your breath. Your cheeks are really puffed out, so it's 0:50:59.560 --> 0:51:01.480 being more controlled with your diaphragms. 0:51:01.640 --> 0:51:04.040 So are you playing of the Tiger quick Brown Fox? 0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:05.760 Yes, I can start from the beginning. 0:51:11.239 --> 0:51:17.600 Bravo. 0:51:19.239 --> 0:51:20.840 Sorry, I'm laughing and blowing. 0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:22.640 Oh it's beautiful. 0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:36.000 Okay, that's it. 0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:39.800 That's the bit, well done, nailed. 0:51:42.560 --> 0:51:44.560 Don't vatronize me. It's good. 0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:46.920 I've got a couple of songs that I wanted to 0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.280 see if you could play, like some of my favorite 0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:52.520 iconic saxophone songs, you know, like pop songs, remember this 0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:55.759 one twenty fourteen. See if you can give this a ready? 0:51:56.760 --> 0:52:16.439 Okay, yeah, okay, that's enough. 0:52:18.800 --> 0:52:22.760 Do I play something else? I'm getting The more I play, 0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:24.120 the more it comes back to me. 0:52:24.960 --> 0:52:27.200 What about this one? Reckon? You could do this. It's 0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:54.319 one from Abba Jenna. Stop encouraging it. He couldn't be 0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:56.880 further from nailing it. He's just blowing. 0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:04.279 Back tire the tiger shit. I thought I would have 0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:12.839 had it. Let me get the notes on them. That's 0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:13.600 kind of beautiful. 0:53:13.760 --> 0:53:15.799 A little trill on the end of your scale. Oh, 0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:16.399 what a pro. 0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:24.560 In any Arabian film when there's a pot twist when 0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:37.320 they're running through spice markets. I'll do a Harry Potter 0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:49.200 Welcome to Hogwarts. Okay, okay, that's not not Harry Potter. 0:53:50.320 --> 0:53:52.400 I think you'll find it is not Harry Potter. 0:53:53.200 --> 0:53:54.920 All right, anything else before I go. 0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:57.239 No, that's quite enough. 0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:04.239 I think I want to buy one guy one last 0:54:04.280 --> 0:54:07.719 time for the fans. I have the Tiger and I'll 0:54:07.760 --> 0:54:13.360 play it over the song Here we Go by the Tiger. 0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:28.080 Mm hmmmm. 0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:52.440 Oh it's shocking. Okay, you're not even clothes, You're not 0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:53.280 even close. 0:54:54.360 --> 0:54:55.680 I think I'm doing something wrong. 0:54:56.960 --> 0:55:02.960 Yeah, maybe, Okay, we're still going. 0:55:03.160 --> 0:55:07.960 Okay, we're down everyone. Thank you so much to Sydney 0:55:08.280 --> 0:55:09.239 band instruments. 0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:13.560 Oh yeah, I don't think we're the best endorsement of 0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:17.480 what their instruments are capable of. But no less but also. 0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:23.520 Mitchell, yeah, Mitchell, weren't you Aren't you also play an instrument? 0:55:23.880 --> 0:55:26.839 No, not anymore. I used to play violin when I 0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:27.880 was in high school. 0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:31.000 Violin. That's it. Well, why don't we get you a violin, 0:55:31.040 --> 0:55:32.160 and you can do it next week and see if 0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:33.040 you're any bloody better. 0:55:34.600 --> 0:55:36.840 I mean, I'm not making any claims like you did that. 0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:39.279 I'll hand me a saxophone and I'll be able to 0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:42.560 play the Tiger, which we've clearly proven is incorrect. You 0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:46.479 absolutely murdered it. I don't think that if you haited 0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:48.800 me violin i'd be any good. But I'm open to it. 0:55:48.840 --> 0:55:50.560 I can give it a crack. Maybe I'll surprise myself. 0:55:50.640 --> 0:55:52.520 I think you would. General. Can we organize a violin 0:55:52.560 --> 0:55:57.000 for next week? I'll do it. Okay, let's get Mitchell violin? 0:55:57.560 --> 0:56:01.839 Way, Jenna? Why is so unhelpful? I don't know where 0:56:01.880 --> 0:56:02.040 to go. 0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:03.759 You wouldn't have had to have done anything. You just 0:56:03.840 --> 0:56:05.400 all you had to say was yes, enable me and 0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:06.400 I would have organized it. 0:56:06.800 --> 0:56:09.440 Yeah. You just google look do what I did? Google 0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:10.560 instrument high in Sydney. 0:56:10.719 --> 0:56:10.959 Fuck. 0:56:11.160 --> 0:56:14.959 But I can't get there if she can't, Mitch, Mitch 0:56:15.000 --> 0:56:15.480 went for me. 0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:20.000 Guys, my lip is quivering from the viberrado of that read. 0:56:20.640 --> 0:56:20.879 Yeah. 0:56:21.160 --> 0:56:23.480 My sister used to say that every time she finished 0:56:23.480 --> 0:56:26.080 playing sax it would be like this weird tingly feeling 0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:27.480 she needed chapstick and stuff. 0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:30.600 Yeah, my lip feels like I've just been hooked up. 0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:34.440 With, like I've just given a gobby to a lawn mower. 0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:37.720 Yes, yes, and I saw I'd never do it again. 0:56:38.040 --> 0:56:41.640 All right, let's go that Gloria's gone saxophone staring at 0:56:41.680 --> 0:56:43.280 me from the other end of the room. What a charm. 0:56:43.320 --> 0:56:45.439 I will we have it for a couple more days, Mitch. 0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:47.879 Mike was like, oh, there's no time, there's no rush 0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:49.080 to get it back to me. Get it back to 0:56:49.120 --> 0:56:51.520 me once you're done with it. And I'm not diddy. 0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:55.560 Yeah, I told him we'd just you know, borrow it 0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:57.440 for the afternoon. But okay, what are you gonna do? 0:56:58.080 --> 0:57:01.840 Oh, I'll be reciting him poor Haye and he'll be fine. 0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:04.440 Put his AirPods in and shut up. Stop complaining. 0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:06.240 I'm so sorry, Hayden. This is my fault. 0:57:06.880 --> 0:57:09.320 Oh well, you know, your poor house mate, your poor cat. 0:57:09.360 --> 0:57:11.640 How will they bear with your violin next week? Is 0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:13.480 there any specific type of violin that I need to 0:57:13.480 --> 0:57:15.080 look for or is a violin a violin? 0:57:15.520 --> 0:57:19.120 Yeah, just a full size one. They're pretty much standard violin. 0:57:19.400 --> 0:57:21.320 Oh, I'm just search Facebook marketplace. Do you want to 0:57:21.400 --> 0:57:21.760 keep it. 0:57:22.280 --> 0:57:24.720 No, I've got one. I've still got my one from 0:57:24.800 --> 0:57:26.760 high school, but it's at my sister's place. She's got 0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:27.439 a music agree. 0:57:27.600 --> 0:57:29.440 Okay, all right, all right, leave it with me violin 0:57:29.480 --> 0:57:31.320 next week, guys. Thank you for listening to the episode. 0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:33.360 Thank you to Keenan Gonstal for being here. What a 0:57:33.400 --> 0:57:36.720 superstar where he was great? Adore him. And we will 0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:38.880 be back next week guys. So I guess we'll see 0:57:38.880 --> 0:57:39.120 you then. 0:57:39.480 --> 0:57:41.360 Yeah, looking forward to it, see if you're ready. Four 0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:44.040 Is it just me? 0:57:44.600 --> 0:57:46.720 A podcast by a couple of miches. 0:57:47.040 --> 0:58:16.480 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:57:50.200 --> 0:58:15.040 At Welcome to add brief this is our secret segment. 0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:17.760 On the end, we pretend that we're done, trick people 0:58:17.760 --> 0:58:19.720 out of listening, and then we keep hanging out just 0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:20.440 for you, guys. 0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:22.880 Yep, this is what this is what it is been 0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:26.240 of fun between mates. Do you tell people we're friends 0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:29.160 when you go I do a podcast with my friends? 0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:30.320 How do you describe it? 0:58:30.960 --> 0:58:33.680 Of course I don't know. I don't really describe it 0:58:33.680 --> 0:58:35.560 that way. I just say, oh, I do a podcast. 0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:37.400 I don't say with friends. 0:58:37.440 --> 0:58:39.000 I don't talk about it. I'm ashamed by it. 0:58:40.160 --> 0:58:43.000 No, it's not that I've never had to say my friends, 0:58:43.080 --> 0:58:46.280 or if I'm doing an email, like, for example, Mike 0:58:46.360 --> 0:58:51.160 at Sydney Band Instruments. I didn't say, oh, my friend, 0:58:51.160 --> 0:58:55.280 I said my co host, also named Mitch, blah blah blah. 0:58:55.400 --> 0:58:58.320 I can't believe that there was a music store next 0:58:58.320 --> 0:59:01.680 to the saxophone store. It's ridiculous, like someone going, oh, 0:59:01.760 --> 0:59:04.280 I've ordered Burger's full lunch. It's at that burger place 0:59:04.320 --> 0:59:06.960 in South Sydney. And you go to South Sydney and 0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:09.560 then you go to the restaurant that says Hamburgers. But 0:59:09.600 --> 0:59:12.240 he goes, no, no, Nana, you want a cheeseburger next 0:59:12.280 --> 0:59:14.120 door at Cheeseburgers two doors down. 0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:18.280 What my brother once said to me because he's such 0:59:18.280 --> 0:59:22.360 a shit surrh. He came down to Sydney for like 0:59:22.360 --> 0:59:24.600 a weekend away with his mates and he goes, hey, 0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:26.840 I just got to Sydney. I've broken down. Can you 0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:28.560 meet me at the traffic lights? Haha? 0:59:29.080 --> 0:59:32.560 Funny how many traffic lights are there in bergen Gate? Well? 0:59:32.600 --> 0:59:35.760 None in bogen Gate. Forbes has one set of traffic lights, 0:59:35.800 --> 0:59:38.000 so it makes sense to say at the traffic lights, 0:59:38.200 --> 0:59:41.800 but Parks has none? Real no, but they didn't when 0:59:41.840 --> 0:59:42.280 I was there. 0:59:42.480 --> 0:59:44.920 You know what's funny, Mitchell. So after we did a 0:59:44.960 --> 0:59:47.120 Sunday night Instagram live. Oh have I told you this 0:59:47.160 --> 0:59:48.000 story about my dad? 0:59:48.320 --> 0:59:49.040 I don't know, tell me. 0:59:50.080 --> 0:59:52.120 So we did our Instagram live Sunday night Jenna with 0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:54.360 both Mitch's daddy and my dad Mark, and they both 0:59:54.400 --> 0:59:55.560 came in. It was very imprompto. 0:59:55.680 --> 0:59:57.800 It was so cringe. It was for Father's Day and 0:59:57.840 --> 1:00:00.720 the internet was so bad, it was very laggy and yeah, 1:00:00.800 --> 1:00:01.400 and it was. 1:00:01.360 --> 1:00:03.479 Just it was fine, like it was fine. It's actually 1:00:03.480 --> 1:00:05.320 for people loved it, but our dads were so awkward 1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:07.000 and it was great at one point Mitch and actually at 1:00:07.040 --> 1:00:10.000 multiple points Mitch and I just left. I just decided 1:00:10.280 --> 1:00:13.880 to leave and let them do it together. My dad 1:00:13.880 --> 1:00:17.960 called me the next day image and said and said, 1:00:18.880 --> 1:00:21.160 I want to apologize. I said, what for? He said, 1:00:21.160 --> 1:00:24.120 for the live mate, I've really let you down, and 1:00:24.160 --> 1:00:28.960 he tid what he tied up because he's so emotional 1:00:29.040 --> 1:00:31.439 and such an empathy and I don't want your fan 1:00:31.520 --> 1:00:33.959 base to think that I'm not prepared. And I don't 1:00:34.000 --> 1:00:36.080 have any memories of my son, because I've got nothing 1:00:36.120 --> 1:00:39.760 but beautiful memories. And I went no, because when you 1:00:39.840 --> 1:00:41.600 asked him if he's got any memories of me, he 1:00:41.680 --> 1:00:45.560 sort of flumbered and flustered and flabbergasted around, but he 1:00:45.640 --> 1:00:46.760 just was We. 1:00:46.640 --> 1:00:48.360 Were doing it was like a Q and A for 1:00:48.440 --> 1:00:50.560 our dads. And one of the questions was what's which, 1:00:50.600 --> 1:00:52.520 by the way, very loaded question. I wouldn't have think. 1:00:52.520 --> 1:00:54.080 I wouldn't have thought of something on the spot either, 1:00:54.920 --> 1:00:57.240 what's your favorite memory of your son? Like they fucking 1:00:57.360 --> 1:00:59.680 raised this, There's a lot of things to choose from. 1:01:00.360 --> 1:01:02.680 Poor dad. He was very upset. And then Mom went, Mark, 1:01:02.720 --> 1:01:04.960 what are you talking about? Give me the phone? What 1:01:05.040 --> 1:01:07.480 about my mom? Giving my dad question giving the answers 1:01:07.480 --> 1:01:10.440 to every fucking question. Mum was standing there holding the phone, 1:01:10.680 --> 1:01:13.440 and Mitchell go, Mark, what's your favorite memory of Mitchell? 1:01:13.680 --> 1:01:14.000 And Dad? 1:01:14.240 --> 1:01:15.040 Your impression of me? 1:01:16.960 --> 1:01:21.160 It is most ours on it and Dad my favorite memory. 1:01:21.360 --> 1:01:25.440 And then Mum would go doctor day, did we on 1:01:25.440 --> 1:01:29.280 the beach? And and I was like, Mum, we can 1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:31.040 hear you. You're holding the. 1:01:30.600 --> 1:01:33.560 Though she wasn't even w Spring. It was like, oh, 1:01:33.600 --> 1:01:35.919 what are you most proud of? Mitch the radio show 1:01:35.960 --> 1:01:38.800 mar It wasn't with. 1:01:38.800 --> 1:01:43.120 Spring your dad's proudest moment. Of your career was starting 1:01:43.160 --> 1:01:43.960 at Kiss. 1:01:45.400 --> 1:01:45.600 Yeah. 1:01:45.680 --> 1:01:47.840 I was like, oh the job I just left. Sweet. 1:01:48.200 --> 1:01:49.680 He's like, yeah, you peaked early son. 1:01:49.840 --> 1:01:51.360 Was you telling me that your dad thought I was 1:01:51.400 --> 1:01:52.920 on Survivor actually a contender? 1:01:53.680 --> 1:01:53.880 Yeah? 1:01:53.920 --> 1:01:56.080 I mean you didn't. You did post on your Instagram 1:01:56.080 --> 1:01:58.800 a photo of you in the outback with a Channel 1:01:58.800 --> 1:02:00.880 ten logo on it. I don't think you actually clarified 1:02:00.880 --> 1:02:03.360 what was happening there. For your radio show, you were 1:02:03.400 --> 1:02:05.120 they're interviewing the people that were on the show. But 1:02:05.160 --> 1:02:07.040 when people at a glance that, my dad was like, oh, 1:02:07.120 --> 1:02:09.000 mitche was on Survivor. That's impressive. I was like, he 1:02:09.040 --> 1:02:10.520 would be dead if he was on that show. 1:02:11.240 --> 1:02:13.439 I interviewed George, who is on Survivor, and he said, 1:02:13.440 --> 1:02:15.760 I think you'd be great on the show. I wonder 1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:17.680 what people's perception of me is. Maybe they just said 1:02:17.680 --> 1:02:19.800 I think I'd be good at like the gameplay, but 1:02:19.840 --> 1:02:21.200 nothing else. That's it. 1:02:21.600 --> 1:02:23.720 No, you wouldn't be good at the gameplay because like 1:02:23.800 --> 1:02:26.920 you're a people pleaser. You wouldn't want to backsab and 1:02:26.960 --> 1:02:29.160 you know, plot against people all that shit. 1:02:29.360 --> 1:02:32.040 No, I love that. If I don't, if there's no one, 1:02:32.480 --> 1:02:34.440 it's not my career at stake or people that I know. 1:02:34.520 --> 1:02:36.240 I get all good with people that I know, but 1:02:36.280 --> 1:02:38.720 if they're fucking randoms and we're playing a game, I'm 1:02:38.720 --> 1:02:41.280 the most competitive person ever. I'm ruthless. 1:02:41.360 --> 1:02:42.480 I think you could do bullshit. 1:02:42.560 --> 1:02:45.560 Did you or did you not send an apology message 1:02:45.600 --> 1:02:47.720 to Talia after you smashed her mug last week. 1:02:47.800 --> 1:02:51.440 I didn't apologize for anything. I just said, all in good, 1:02:51.840 --> 1:02:56.000 all in good, whatever that expression is. Haha, We'll still 1:02:56.000 --> 1:02:58.520 send you a mug. Thanks for the review. X didn't 1:02:58.560 --> 1:03:04.360 apologize because that was a motion. She didn't copy it. 1:03:04.360 --> 1:03:06.640 Though so many messages saying they love that anger out 1:03:06.640 --> 1:03:08.880 burst Jenna, maybe you should be angry one podcast. It's 1:03:08.880 --> 1:03:10.160 clear that people love it. Yeah. 1:03:10.280 --> 1:03:12.280 I was thinking that we ever had a Jena tantrum. 1:03:12.320 --> 1:03:13.720 God knows what she's bottling up. 1:03:14.600 --> 1:03:17.960 I would love to I might do that, not on cue, 1:03:18.000 --> 1:03:20.160 but like feel free when I wanted to bottle that 1:03:20.320 --> 1:03:20.720 one day. 1:03:20.840 --> 1:03:24.480 Yeah, you should have just seen the evil in her 1:03:24.520 --> 1:03:26.520 eyes when she said that. I was like, don't do 1:03:26.560 --> 1:03:29.840 it now, she goes no when I want to. Oh, 1:03:30.240 --> 1:03:32.720 it was like a squint and a sideways glance. 1:03:32.960 --> 1:03:35.800 I can see the flicker in her eye, its happen 1:03:36.520 --> 1:03:39.480 about Kennon Lodgsdale. You don't say one word the whole interviewing. 1:03:39.480 --> 1:03:41.720 At the end, I studied with it. 1:03:43.000 --> 1:03:44.120 You don't even tell us that. 1:03:44.920 --> 1:03:46.640 Mitch and I looked at each other like, where is 1:03:46.720 --> 1:03:49.600 this coming from? And whenever you ask a question, it's 1:03:49.640 --> 1:03:53.000 it's it's always that point one second after the goodbye 1:03:53.040 --> 1:03:54.240 has been left for two. 1:03:54.080 --> 1:03:56.440 Years because I thought, I thought, oh, maybe this is 1:03:56.560 --> 1:03:59.080 stupid to bring up, but I thought we can always 1:03:59.080 --> 1:03:59.480 cut it. 1:03:59.800 --> 1:04:03.160 No, you are, You are free to say whatever you 1:04:03.240 --> 1:04:04.880 damn well please. I just thought it might have been 1:04:04.880 --> 1:04:06.600 something you'd mentioned to us. We're like, oh, we've got 1:04:06.680 --> 1:04:10.800 Keena Longsdaye on the show today. You're like, oh, yeah, nothing. 1:04:10.840 --> 1:04:13.320 He's good on Dance Academy. That's what I told you, Pride. 1:04:13.440 --> 1:04:14.640 What was Dance Academy? 1:04:15.040 --> 1:04:19.120 Fantastic ABC show about a dance academy away. 1:04:19.720 --> 1:04:21.880 I was hoping it was a fish and Chip reality show. 1:04:22.600 --> 1:04:24.880 Yeah, you've really helped us crack that code. 1:04:24.960 --> 1:04:27.640 Jenna. Thanks, I'm so glad I asked. 1:04:27.360 --> 1:04:34.080 You genuine question. Yes, because Mitch and I obviously call 1:04:34.160 --> 1:04:35.280 each other and say, what are we going to do 1:04:35.280 --> 1:04:36.919 on the show? Apart from the ear gyms. That's always 1:04:36.920 --> 1:04:42.479 a mystery. But do you often just show up here 1:04:42.920 --> 1:04:44.680 and the mics go on and you have no idea 1:04:44.680 --> 1:04:46.640 what's about to happen. So when we're telling everyone and 1:04:46.720 --> 1:04:48.880 listening here's what's coming up on the show, you're actually 1:04:48.920 --> 1:04:50.000 finding out for the first time. 1:04:50.120 --> 1:04:51.600 Absolutely, that's every week. 1:04:51.920 --> 1:04:54.760 She write it down to remember that. 1:04:56.320 --> 1:04:58.120 She never know what we're doing on the show, and 1:04:58.160 --> 1:04:58.800 she's on it. 1:04:59.640 --> 1:05:01.720 I see you with your run sheets and stuff that 1:05:01.760 --> 1:05:02.840 I think it's just exciting. 1:05:02.880 --> 1:05:05.120 We didn't get on the run sheets anymore. I didn't 1:05:05.160 --> 1:05:05.800 even use them. 1:05:06.160 --> 1:05:08.800 Guys. The receptionist that Keith said to me the other day, Mitch, 1:05:08.800 --> 1:05:11.240 I'm starting a podcast and I'd really like if you 1:05:11.240 --> 1:05:13.040 could share me a mock run sheet form? Is it 1:05:13.120 --> 1:05:15.400 just me? And I went ah and pushed her down 1:05:15.400 --> 1:05:19.200 a flight of stairs. I said, run sheet, fuck off. 1:05:19.200 --> 1:05:21.520 He used to use run sheets when we were when 1:05:21.560 --> 1:05:23.800 I was in my uptight era, but now I'm just like, 1:05:24.280 --> 1:05:26.200 fuck it, No, they're too rigid. 1:05:26.240 --> 1:05:29.920 I like going going with the flow and the podcast. 1:05:29.480 --> 1:05:32.360 Going row going, going with the flow. And also, yeah, 1:05:32.400 --> 1:05:34.320 the thing is that I would make the run sheets. 1:05:34.360 --> 1:05:36.320 We'd agree upon it, but then we'd always not stick 1:05:36.320 --> 1:05:38.000 to it anyway, So it's like, what's the point? 1:05:38.120 --> 1:05:41.880 Yeah, very true, true, Like have. 1:05:41.880 --> 1:05:44.280 You ever Mitch thought, oh, where are we up to? 1:05:44.520 --> 1:05:46.040 I'm gonna have to look at my sheet. I've got 1:05:46.040 --> 1:05:48.440 to read reviews now. No, we fucking know. We've done 1:05:48.480 --> 1:05:50.640 eighty three of these things. Now we're fine. 1:05:51.040 --> 1:05:55.920 In the middle of Keena Lonstow, Oh sheet, Kean? And 1:05:56.440 --> 1:05:59.840 where can people get the mugs? Jenner? How on there? 1:06:00.080 --> 1:06:01.920 How long until they can message you to get their 1:06:01.960 --> 1:06:05.000 free mug? So I was in the desert it My 1:06:05.120 --> 1:06:05.840 deck was horrid. 1:06:06.040 --> 1:06:10.000 Jenna, who's this again? It's not on the run? 1:06:10.000 --> 1:06:11.920 Sheheet? Who's this again? 1:06:13.720 --> 1:06:15.440 Good? Get from you? Mitch, look at you go with 1:06:15.480 --> 1:06:19.120 the guest booking, you know who is actually releasing new 1:06:19.200 --> 1:06:22.360 music at the moment and maybe doing press rounds. Yeah, 1:06:22.400 --> 1:06:25.360 and it's not as unattainable as I'm not going to 1:06:25.400 --> 1:06:28.240 be ridiculous, but I'd love to get Abba on the show. 1:06:28.560 --> 1:06:29.400 They've got music? 1:06:29.640 --> 1:06:30.680 Can you get us Abba? 1:06:30.840 --> 1:06:32.920 Okay, here we go. This will be my metric of 1:06:32.960 --> 1:06:35.360 whether or not we can Jenna have Jonesy and Amanda 1:06:35.520 --> 1:06:41.960 arguably keeping ABBA's discography alive. Are they speaking to them? 1:06:40.600 --> 1:06:44.320 Um not at this point of right, then I doubt 1:06:44.360 --> 1:06:47.440 the two gays on the iHeartRadio podcast will score an 1:06:47.440 --> 1:06:49.480 exclusive interview. Or maybe they're not hustling. 1:06:49.520 --> 1:06:50.880 We hustle exactly exactly. 1:06:51.120 --> 1:06:55.360 That's where you're wrong, Mitchell. Jones and Amanda may not 1:06:55.520 --> 1:06:59.960 have Abba, but that doesn't matter because we're better than 1:07:00.200 --> 1:07:01.520 Jones in Amanda, are we not? 1:07:02.000 --> 1:07:05.560 Yes? We are. They might not have Abba, but we 1:07:05.720 --> 1:07:07.840 have Fibber. That's me. 1:07:08.520 --> 1:07:10.960 Nah, I reckon, we could get Abba. What are their 1:07:11.000 --> 1:07:13.520 names again, Benny, biorn Agneta fucking Freeda? 1:07:13.600 --> 1:07:14.840 Don't do they have names? 1:07:15.000 --> 1:07:15.440 Yes? 1:07:16.080 --> 1:07:17.080 Are they all siblings? 1:07:17.120 --> 1:07:19.760 Are they like Mitch? Do you not know this? 1:07:19.960 --> 1:07:20.120 No? 1:07:20.840 --> 1:07:25.400 So they they were on Eurovision and it was Waterloo 1:07:25.600 --> 1:07:27.520 that was their winning song. Then they became a really 1:07:27.520 --> 1:07:30.280 popular band. And then because there's two guys two girls, 1:07:30.320 --> 1:07:33.400 they both paired up, started fucking got married, and then 1:07:33.880 --> 1:07:37.120 both of them, both couples, got divorced, and that's when 1:07:37.120 --> 1:07:40.760 they started releasing all those horrific breakup songs like Knowing Me, 1:07:40.880 --> 1:07:42.480 Knowing You Win, It takes it All. It was all 1:07:42.520 --> 1:07:46.640 based off their real life crippling marriages from within the band. Imagine, 1:07:46.640 --> 1:07:49.320 if we like seriously had this huge fight and then 1:07:49.360 --> 1:07:51.360 we came on and made art about it? Is it 1:07:51.440 --> 1:07:53.400 just me? Or is your co host of kunt. 1:07:54.360 --> 1:07:57.760 That is so Scandinavian as well? Isn't that like the 1:07:57.960 --> 1:08:00.560 what are they Swedish? That's the most Swedish thing ever? 1:08:00.760 --> 1:08:03.240 To divorce your partner? But then go, yeah, let's make 1:08:03.240 --> 1:08:04.000 a music out of me. 1:08:06.640 --> 1:08:08.720 But I'm winner takes it all. That's my favorite ABBA song. 1:08:08.680 --> 1:08:10.520 I gotta say, Oh, I like Waterloo. 1:08:11.720 --> 1:08:14.000 I like s o s oh. 1:08:14.080 --> 1:08:18.519 That's another break up one, Jenny. Yes, good, here we go, 1:08:20.080 --> 1:08:20.680 Here we go. 1:08:27.960 --> 1:08:28.400 Beautiful. 1:08:35.360 --> 1:08:39.280 Should we test the delay between my home studio and 1:08:39.320 --> 1:08:43.559 your studio by me trying to sing along? We'll see 1:08:43.640 --> 1:08:47.040 just how bad the delay is? Ready, how about the 1:08:47.160 --> 1:08:48.000 things we've got? 1:08:53.920 --> 1:08:54.040 Na? 1:08:54.400 --> 1:09:02.680 Na just out? O? My god? How far behind him? 1:09:02.680 --> 1:09:04.240 I I'm going to see if I can preempt it. 1:09:04.280 --> 1:09:05.920 I'll sing early. See if you like. 1:09:06.200 --> 1:09:09.200 You're your your one beat behind. If it's then okay, 1:09:09.400 --> 1:09:14.599 ready go go go gong. 1:09:22.560 --> 1:09:23.720 How playful that you. 1:09:26.680 --> 1:09:26.880 Got it? 1:09:28.320 --> 1:09:33.880 Thinking this, I figured it makes sense. 1:09:34.280 --> 1:09:36.760 This is a good song. But no, I like with 1:09:36.880 --> 1:09:39.880 my clothes. Yeah you got it, you got it. Towards 1:09:39.920 --> 1:09:41.200 the end, I just. 1:09:41.360 --> 1:09:43.599 I've been saying to myself, singing out of time on purpose. 1:09:45.120 --> 1:09:53.040 This is is my favorite, my favorite Abba song. A 1:09:53.080 --> 1:09:59.840 little bit of saxophone in that. So is this you 1:10:00.080 --> 1:10:02.439 during the height of the marriage or was this after 1:10:02.479 --> 1:10:02.920 the divorce? 1:10:03.040 --> 1:10:03.120 No? 1:10:03.280 --> 1:10:05.360 This was the wasn't I could be wrong? Jen, Are 1:10:05.400 --> 1:10:05.800 you were there? 1:10:05.920 --> 1:10:06.120 Yeah? 1:10:06.160 --> 1:10:08.120 It was this the song that won the Neurovision. 1:10:08.400 --> 1:10:10.479 I'm pretty sure it was. Let me just double check. 1:10:10.600 --> 1:10:11.599 Really yep? 1:10:11.960 --> 1:10:15.240 Yeah, this was like their their bursts onto the scene song. 1:10:15.280 --> 1:10:20.960 You know, I have you heard the new songs? They're 1:10:21.000 --> 1:10:21.439 not great? 1:10:22.200 --> 1:10:24.880 Oh? I like you, I haven't heard it. No, What's 1:10:24.880 --> 1:10:25.160 a Call? 1:10:25.280 --> 1:10:25.719 There's two? 1:10:26.400 --> 1:10:27.000 Oh, I didn't know. 1:10:27.120 --> 1:10:31.000 They released two singles and I went the longest time 1:10:31.040 --> 1:10:32.759 without listening to them because I was like, I don't 1:10:32.840 --> 1:10:35.080 want Abba to be shit. It's been forty years since 1:10:35.160 --> 1:10:37.960 new Abba music and I got there. In the end, 1:10:38.000 --> 1:10:40.120 I listened and they're fucking terrible. 1:10:40.680 --> 1:10:43.880 Really, I haven't heard Okay, take what's a Call? 1:10:44.040 --> 1:10:46.080 I still have faith in you? Is one of them. 1:10:46.200 --> 1:10:47.880 That's one of them. Yeah, And then there was two. 1:10:47.960 --> 1:10:48.519 What was the other one? 1:10:48.560 --> 1:10:51.080 The one is don't shut me down here this is Abba. 1:10:52.040 --> 1:10:54.120 I still have So the first one is more a 1:10:54.160 --> 1:10:56.559 slow song, and then the other one was upbeat, but 1:10:56.600 --> 1:10:58.640 even outbeat point I was like, this is doing nothing to. 1:11:11.160 --> 1:11:13.720 Oh do you know what? 1:11:13.760 --> 1:11:15.559 It's grown on me a bit. I should never judge 1:11:15.560 --> 1:11:21.000 the first list. How does it start? Yeah, this was 1:11:21.040 --> 1:11:22.320 the underwhelming bit the start. 1:11:22.479 --> 1:11:24.240 Yeah, it gets so much better. 1:11:24.280 --> 1:11:25.599 It sounds like we'reing frozen. 1:11:26.240 --> 1:11:28.680 I still have athing you. 1:11:30.479 --> 1:11:30.639 Look. 1:11:31.680 --> 1:11:33.719 I don't want to sound mean, but doesn't that sound 1:11:33.760 --> 1:11:35.679 like Doc Wiggins singing like they're so old? Now? 1:11:39.720 --> 1:11:48.639 I hear that? That was my next question, though, Mitch. 1:11:48.720 --> 1:11:51.200 Are they are these old songs that they recorded at 1:11:51.200 --> 1:11:55.000 the height of their fame or is this new recordings? 1:11:55.040 --> 1:11:57.120 I don't know. Do I look like a fucking encyclopedia? 1:11:57.160 --> 1:11:58.760 I don't know. You brought it up? What's the other 1:11:58.760 --> 1:11:59.120 one called? 1:11:59.160 --> 1:12:01.519 I mean, it's the first music they've released in forty years. 1:12:01.520 --> 1:12:03.519 I would hope that they didn't just, you know, find 1:12:03.520 --> 1:12:06.799 an old USB and I'm assuming it's. 1:12:06.960 --> 1:12:08.839 The Spice Skills are doing their twenty fifth year anniversary 1:12:08.880 --> 1:12:11.639 and they're releasing unreleased songs from their Haytay like they're 1:12:11.680 --> 1:12:12.520 not re recording. 1:12:13.520 --> 1:12:14.400 Yeah that's the ship. 1:12:14.800 --> 1:12:16.640 What about this song? Really? On whiles? 1:12:17.640 --> 1:12:18.240 Shut Me down. 1:12:18.479 --> 1:12:19.439 Oh, don't shut me down. 1:12:23.040 --> 1:12:24.880 See this one's grown on me now. 1:12:25.160 --> 1:12:26.400 Yes, I like it. 1:12:26.960 --> 1:12:32.479 And even though they sound like they're close to death. 1:12:33.320 --> 1:12:37.760 This just don't shut me down. As soon as I 1:12:37.840 --> 1:12:38.599 pressed by you. 1:12:39.200 --> 1:12:41.320 And I thought that was it, I think I don't 1:12:41.439 --> 1:12:42.439 remember this pie. 1:12:42.479 --> 1:12:42.960 I loved it. 1:12:43.240 --> 1:12:47.360 I was mocking the old song I have in you. 1:12:48.080 --> 1:12:54.479 Stop my dents pick them up. Oh this is Banna. 1:13:02.960 --> 1:13:05.799 Oh they've got that iconic vocal. I know that's great. 1:13:06.960 --> 1:13:10.760 Yeah again, I shouldn't jump to conclusions and make such 1:13:11.280 --> 1:13:14.439 wild and baseless claims the new songs are rubbish because 1:13:14.439 --> 1:13:17.360 that's that's the second time I've heard it, and I'm like, oh, 1:13:17.479 --> 1:13:19.360 it's all right, Yes, it's good. 1:13:19.479 --> 1:13:29.000 It's not this, though, is it? This is brilliant. You 1:13:29.080 --> 1:13:33.120 know that riff has been sampled the Madonna song, the 1:13:33.200 --> 1:13:33.920 Madonna song. 1:13:34.080 --> 1:13:36.800 Yes, Oh my god. I was so dumb as a child. 1:13:36.880 --> 1:13:39.880 I didn't realize that that Madonna song was sampling an 1:13:39.880 --> 1:13:42.559 Abba song. Find the Madonna song. And when my sister 1:13:42.640 --> 1:13:45.240 was watching Mum and Mia the movie for the first time, 1:13:45.280 --> 1:13:47.640 they played Gimmy, Gimmy, Gimmy, and I said to her, 1:13:47.680 --> 1:13:50.120 why are they playing a Madonna song in an Abba movie, 1:13:50.640 --> 1:13:52.880 like I seriously, and then I was like, oh my god, 1:13:52.920 --> 1:13:55.760 they sole it from Madonna. I didn't realize Madonna sampled it. 1:13:56.040 --> 1:14:00.519 So this is the original, Like we just played and 1:14:00.600 --> 1:14:03.840 it's there. I don't know what instrument is. It's really good. 1:14:03.960 --> 1:14:04.480 Keyboard. 1:14:05.360 --> 1:14:13.599 Yes, Madonna's like, you know what, I'm gonna nick that 1:14:16.360 --> 1:14:17.720 in the background. 1:14:23.840 --> 1:14:26.280 She would know the old bitch Time going by Slade. 1:14:27.680 --> 1:14:31.559 That's good. But you know Ava Max also sampled that 1:14:31.680 --> 1:14:34.840 in her latest song what Yeah, but I can't think 1:14:34.880 --> 1:14:35.360 of a name. 1:14:36.479 --> 1:14:39.439 Is it even that good? Is that riff that good 1:14:39.520 --> 1:14:41.080 that everyone needs to keep pinching? 1:14:41.120 --> 1:14:46.599 It? A Max fucking he and you've. 1:14:46.479 --> 1:14:48.240 Spoken to the cow. You should know you've. 1:14:48.080 --> 1:14:50.080 Spoken to a fucking seven times? 1:14:50.880 --> 1:14:51.240 Really? 1:14:51.800 --> 1:14:53.680 Yeah? Six? So I was doing the count ahead of 1:14:53.720 --> 1:14:56.719 the other day ship. Guys. I'm so sorry I didn't 1:14:56.760 --> 1:14:57.360 come prepared. 1:14:58.880 --> 1:15:01.040 That's all right. That's that's the beauty vaded brief with. 1:15:01.800 --> 1:15:06.519 Okay, it is is it torn emotion? 1:15:07.000 --> 1:15:07.479 It's torn? 1:15:07.560 --> 1:15:08.519 It's torn, It's torn. 1:15:08.560 --> 1:15:14.000 I believe yep, torn torn unintentionally has an Abba influence? 1:15:14.160 --> 1:15:14.760 What no? 1:15:15.240 --> 1:15:15.519 It is? 1:15:16.720 --> 1:15:20.639 So it is such a because the I love Abba 1:15:20.720 --> 1:15:22.240 and I also love Madonna, so as soon as I 1:15:22.240 --> 1:15:24.000 heard this song, and I asked her in an interview 1:15:24.000 --> 1:15:25.559 and she said, oh yeah, I take my and spoke 1:15:25.600 --> 1:15:28.519 from so many powerful women, but she said she was 1:15:28.560 --> 1:15:31.920 sampling Madonna. Dumb bitch doesn't even know she's abba. 1:15:32.520 --> 1:15:33.519 She's done like me. 1:15:34.000 --> 1:15:36.040 So I'll play you the Ava Max song and you 1:15:36.080 --> 1:15:38.240 tell me when you hear it, because it's not as 1:15:38.560 --> 1:15:47.600 obvious as Madonna. She sings for a bit. She's a 1:15:47.640 --> 1:15:48.320 lovely lady. 1:15:49.320 --> 1:15:50.080 Oh she's a thing. 1:15:50.160 --> 1:15:53.240 I say, it's a singing. So it makes sense if 1:15:53.320 --> 1:15:55.240 she just started doing slam poetry to a bit. 1:15:59.080 --> 1:16:05.439 Looking background. Where you are, that's definitely. 1:16:06.680 --> 1:16:13.519 Start, stop, start to save me. 1:16:18.560 --> 1:16:23.160 It's there. It's there, Yeah, it's there. Isn't it weird 1:16:23.160 --> 1:16:25.800 when you notice a song sample something else? 1:16:29.360 --> 1:16:31.559 Do I smell a segment? 1:16:32.160 --> 1:16:35.639 O God? Secret sample? Yes? 1:16:36.520 --> 1:16:39.040 Top five? Oh my god? 1:16:39.160 --> 1:16:40.759 Yes, samples. That's brilliant. 1:16:41.560 --> 1:16:42.439 Yes, I love that. 1:16:42.680 --> 1:16:44.400 So far, we've got one. 1:16:46.080 --> 1:16:48.519 We've already done this. This was the Little the Little 1:16:48.520 --> 1:16:49.240 Taste of God. 1:16:49.280 --> 1:16:52.160 So it's a total clean slate. I need five yes, now. 1:16:52.160 --> 1:16:54.200 Never mind, you need five, No, we can come up 1:16:54.200 --> 1:16:54.439 with them. 1:16:54.479 --> 1:16:56.000 We'll have to discuss this off the air because I 1:16:56.000 --> 1:16:57.800 can't think of any others my head. 1:16:57.800 --> 1:17:01.240 I can't think of loves it, loves to notice the sample. 1:17:02.080 --> 1:17:02.559 I love it. 1:17:02.640 --> 1:17:04.599 Oh, he's probably got a top one hundred prepared. I'll 1:17:04.640 --> 1:17:05.640 just see if I can pinch of you. 1:17:06.160 --> 1:17:17.800 What about this? Do we all know what this is? Samplings? Like? 1:17:19.600 --> 1:17:20.160 Do you reckon that? 1:17:21.040 --> 1:17:21.240 Yeah? 1:17:21.600 --> 1:17:25.280 Do you reckon that? Rhianna regrets sampling Rolf Harris? 1:17:26.240 --> 1:17:29.160 Does she Rolf Harris Harben? 1:17:29.280 --> 1:17:36.400 Everywhere? Man is? Have you not heard the Rolf Harris one? 1:17:36.520 --> 1:17:38.840 I'm banging on this show. I neverwhere man. 1:17:39.080 --> 1:17:42.479 Yeah, but she's not sampling that. It's just a liter. 1:17:42.479 --> 1:17:43.200 Her own admission. 1:17:43.280 --> 1:17:43.640 She is. 1:17:44.880 --> 1:17:48.680 What does she say? I've been everywhere? Man like? I 1:17:48.680 --> 1:17:50.559 don't want to spell it out to you, but that 1:17:51.240 --> 1:17:52.920 I know that I'm. 1:17:52.800 --> 1:17:55.960 Looking for you one. I just think it's a coincidental lyric. 1:17:56.000 --> 1:17:59.479 I do I doubt she's sampling Rolf Harris here. 1:17:59.560 --> 1:18:01.920 I come with my breadth of musical knowledge, and you 1:18:01.960 --> 1:18:04.360 shut me down like I'm making up lies. She said 1:18:04.360 --> 1:18:05.439 it on an interview. 1:18:05.600 --> 1:18:08.120 Oh, she said, I sampled Rolf Harris KNT. 1:18:08.760 --> 1:18:11.200 Actually no, to be fair, I'm pretty sure that I've 1:18:11.280 --> 1:18:14.960 been everywhere is also an American song and Rolf Harris 1:18:14.960 --> 1:18:19.800 did in an Australian version with Australian town names Leaves Mala, Lava, 1:18:19.880 --> 1:18:21.800 Na and Bom original. But I think there might be 1:18:21.800 --> 1:18:23.400 an American version that she sampled. 1:18:23.600 --> 1:18:27.000 You're right, yes, yes, okay, I take it all back. Yeah, 1:18:27.120 --> 1:18:30.320 I sampled serial pedophile Wilf Harris. 1:18:32.600 --> 1:18:34.240 It's amazing. I've looked up the end when I. 1:18:34.200 --> 1:18:34.640 Hold Me To. 1:18:36.320 --> 1:18:37.800 I was impressed with myself. 1:18:38.280 --> 1:18:40.519 That was very good. You had like the Jamaican twining 1:18:40.560 --> 1:18:41.880 in there, and that. 1:18:41.880 --> 1:18:44.880 Was clar I was like, I didn't know I could 1:18:44.880 --> 1:18:45.519 do Rihanna. 1:18:45.880 --> 1:18:48.040 Rihanna needs to put fucking music out. What is she 1:18:48.160 --> 1:18:50.439 doing with her She's taking her time too much. 1:18:51.200 --> 1:18:53.719 Yeah, you know what she's done now, she's done an Abba. 1:18:54.240 --> 1:18:56.280 She's left it so long that there'll be so much 1:18:56.320 --> 1:18:58.599 anticipation and hope for these songs and then we'll hear 1:18:58.680 --> 1:19:00.719 it and go terrible. 1:19:01.560 --> 1:19:04.120 You're exactly right, Just like what Lord did? 1:19:05.240 --> 1:19:07.240 Lord left it like seven years or something. 1:19:07.400 --> 1:19:09.760 Yeah, yeah, what can you do there? That's right. 1:19:10.240 --> 1:19:12.200 I didn't notice the Lord pause at all. 1:19:12.479 --> 1:19:15.439 Oh my god, Lord was missing for years. The joke 1:19:15.560 --> 1:19:17.639 was like, where's Lord? She just didn't drop any music 1:19:22.680 --> 1:19:24.920 is quite nice, isn't it? You know what a lula 1:19:25.040 --> 1:19:27.080 is like? You know when you have a nice stare, 1:19:27.640 --> 1:19:30.280 when you just get caught stairs? Everyone try to force 1:19:30.920 --> 1:19:34.000 a nice stair now ready, just get locked on something? 1:19:35.080 --> 1:19:38.400 Oh not with another person? No no, no, no, no 1:19:38.520 --> 1:19:43.200 no no, there a fucking aimless stare, they slap. I 1:19:43.240 --> 1:19:44.439 can I can get amongst that? 1:19:44.640 --> 1:19:44.840 Yep? 1:19:45.160 --> 1:19:45.400 Go go? 1:19:46.520 --> 1:19:47.320 What is what is it? 1:19:48.080 --> 1:19:51.519 Oh my god? It's heaven, just like match added to 1:19:51.600 --> 1:19:55.880 things better than dropping good aim the stairs. 1:19:57.560 --> 1:20:05.400 Dissociation, bottle eyed personality? Is it dissociation or disassociation? 1:20:05.600 --> 1:20:06.440 Disassociation? 1:20:06.880 --> 1:20:07.560 Disassociation? 1:20:07.880 --> 1:20:08.520 Disassociated? 1:20:08.520 --> 1:20:10.519 I just thought i'd pull myself up there before some 1:20:10.720 --> 1:20:15.200 dickhead gotten the group saying mispronunciation from combs. He said, dissociation. 1:20:15.439 --> 1:20:18.840 Associator and affected me shut up. 1:20:20.520 --> 1:20:25.400 Welcome to the Agricultural Association, I just get rid of 1:20:25.439 --> 1:20:25.560 the A. 1:20:25.840 --> 1:20:32.800 What would their podcast be? Welcome to a g G brief, Welcome. 1:20:32.520 --> 1:20:34.040 To the Country Women's Association. 1:20:37.640 --> 1:20:39.080 Look at that nice juicy. 1:20:42.600 --> 1:20:43.439 It took me a while. 1:20:43.640 --> 1:20:46.679 That was good. He's okay. Look at he's a little 1:20:49.880 --> 1:20:51.120 in bed with so well. 1:20:52.560 --> 1:20:57.760 Do you play the do you know this one doesn't work? 1:20:58.040 --> 1:21:00.160 I was going to say, do you play the acoustic. 1:21:00.320 --> 1:21:04.040 Or the No, it's got to be the start, or 1:21:04.080 --> 1:21:05.680 doesn't have to be. We're literally. 1:21:07.120 --> 1:21:07.679 Out of the middle. 1:21:08.640 --> 1:21:12.080 I said dissociation instead of disassociation. So I just hate 1:21:12.120 --> 1:21:18.080 as apparently hate Jen. Yes, that was the joke. 1:21:18.200 --> 1:21:18.519 I got it. 1:21:18.920 --> 1:21:22.840 I didn't hear that. I said, Hey, Jen, without ba 1:21:23.720 --> 1:21:25.320 you have to explain the joke. You know what they say, 1:21:25.400 --> 1:21:25.840 you know what they no? 1:21:26.800 --> 1:21:33.800 I got it, Jen Benson, it's just me. Well, then 1:21:33.840 --> 1:21:36.240 it works like Kieran says, it is just me the podcast. 1:21:37.840 --> 1:21:40.479 My favorite film as a child was one hundred and 1:21:40.520 --> 1:21:45.200 one Down Missions. No, we're fucking We're really raping the 1:21:45.240 --> 1:21:46.519 bottom of the barrel here. 1:21:49.760 --> 1:21:51.640 Do you have the news, Mitch or do you have 1:21:51.720 --> 1:21:52.320 the older puts? 1:21:53.320 --> 1:21:55.240 Oh right, you got rid of the air. But you 1:21:55.280 --> 1:21:57.200 can say pod normally, is this the a's that we're 1:21:57.200 --> 1:21:57.519 getting it? 1:21:57.600 --> 1:22:04.360 Oh? Yeah, the oh then it would be epods, ir, yeah, pods. 1:22:04.960 --> 1:22:07.320 Much of it just started the r oh my god, 1:22:08.280 --> 1:22:09.519 my pods are flat? 1:22:12.600 --> 1:22:16.879 I had. Isn't that weird how words can be spelt 1:22:17.040 --> 1:22:19.720 exactly the same but pronounced completely differently. I had to 1:22:19.800 --> 1:22:22.800 email someone today and the sentence was, they're coming across 1:22:22.960 --> 1:22:25.960 a bit read, as in there they're not sounding natural. 1:22:26.040 --> 1:22:27.240 It sounds like they're reading a script. 1:22:27.479 --> 1:22:29.559 Were you talking about me? Behind my back? Again? 1:22:29.640 --> 1:22:31.880 I was checking you did you get the email? And 1:22:32.160 --> 1:22:34.360 I and I sent it and I said, oh, she's 1:22:34.400 --> 1:22:37.639 coming across a bit read And I'm like, oh wait, wait, yeah, 1:22:37.760 --> 1:22:40.040 is it? No, that's not right. I want to say red. 1:22:40.160 --> 1:22:42.479 Then I'm like a reed. I'm like, no, that's fucking read, 1:22:42.560 --> 1:22:43.360 which is the same as. 1:22:43.280 --> 1:22:45.840 A re a D like what It's just I hate that. 1:22:46.120 --> 1:22:49.479 I honestly, if someone out there is who has English 1:22:49.560 --> 1:22:53.960 is their second language, not their first, apparently, learning English 1:22:54.240 --> 1:22:57.120 is it's the hardest language, one of the hardest languages 1:22:57.160 --> 1:22:59.639 to learn because there are so many little fuck arounds 1:22:59.680 --> 1:23:02.760 like that. That comes down to just colloquialisms and the 1:23:02.800 --> 1:23:05.759 way that we say it as natural born English speakers. 1:23:05.880 --> 1:23:06.720 It's fucked. 1:23:08.240 --> 1:23:11.600 Who invented the unita? You after a Q rule like 1:23:11.880 --> 1:23:14.280 queen would would still spell the same thing if it 1:23:14.360 --> 1:23:15.240 was Q E E N. 1:23:15.840 --> 1:23:19.560 Yeah, it's the queen and knife could very well go 1:23:19.760 --> 1:23:21.439 without the K, thank you very much. 1:23:22.240 --> 1:23:25.000 Yeah, greedy fucking knife hugging a K to yourself? You 1:23:25.080 --> 1:23:25.600 start with N. 1:23:25.720 --> 1:23:28.800 Bitch, it could just be knife NiFe. Well, what do 1:23:28.840 --> 1:23:32.959 they think we're gonna say niffy? What about did Shakespeare 1:23:33.000 --> 1:23:35.559 go ad o ka. We don't want people saying niffy. 1:23:36.000 --> 1:23:38.160 He did. Actually, I'm sure you were there, of course. 1:23:39.160 --> 1:23:43.040 Imagine if it wasn't a silent cake canknife canif cannife, 1:23:43.160 --> 1:23:47.560 you can even it's just yes, please stand for the 1:23:47.640 --> 1:23:54.200 Honorable Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. So we're taking silent letters 1:23:54.200 --> 1:23:54.679 off mute? 1:23:54.720 --> 1:23:57.080 Now, all right, let's do it. What else is there? 1:23:59.080 --> 1:23:59.200 Oh? 1:23:59.280 --> 1:24:04.519 Have you met my name but Aaron I've never understood that, 1:24:04.560 --> 1:24:07.519 by the way, and works just fine. 1:24:08.080 --> 1:24:10.479 I just might legally change my name to Mitchell with 1:24:10.560 --> 1:24:13.960 a silent seven. Who's going to stop me? 1:24:14.320 --> 1:24:22.639 Put him in between the l's one? Itchells. God, that's 1:24:22.680 --> 1:24:23.200 so stupid. 1:24:23.200 --> 1:24:27.439 We're dumb. We make cano sense. 1:24:28.360 --> 1:24:30.200 But also faint f e I n t. 1:24:30.640 --> 1:24:34.639 No, No, no, who spells faint that way? 1:24:34.720 --> 1:24:36.360 That's how you spelled faint f e I n t, 1:24:36.560 --> 1:24:37.000 isn't it? No? 1:24:37.840 --> 1:24:40.040 Yeah, Jenna, you just you need to stop agreeing with 1:24:40.120 --> 1:24:44.160 everything he says and actually think I know you're so right. 1:24:44.240 --> 1:24:45.800 I don't think anyone spells faint that way. 1:24:45.920 --> 1:24:48.640 You said I lose sleep over it. No. 1:24:49.160 --> 1:24:51.200 Yeah, she was like, you're so right, baby, do you 1:24:51.320 --> 1:24:53.080 And then and then she thought about it and goes, oh, yeah, 1:24:53.120 --> 1:24:54.479 you're right. He got that completely wrong. 1:24:55.400 --> 1:24:59.160 Faint. I just googled it a deceptive or pretended blow 1:24:59.320 --> 1:25:02.200 thrust or the movement, especially in boxing off fencing. Oh 1:25:02.280 --> 1:25:03.439 my god, am I spelling it wrong? 1:25:04.160 --> 1:25:06.559 Yep, it's f A I N T. You're actually right. 1:25:06.600 --> 1:25:08.400 The way that you think it should be spelled is, 1:25:08.479 --> 1:25:09.719 in fact the way it's spelt. 1:25:09.840 --> 1:25:13.360 I've been spelling it fe I and T with an 1:25:13.400 --> 1:25:18.320 apostrophe over it, with using that word me all the 1:25:18.360 --> 1:25:20.639 time to Haydn, Babe, get some memo names. 1:25:20.640 --> 1:25:24.720 I'm feeling faint. They have ordered some more subway on 1:25:24.880 --> 1:25:32.880 feeling butte shoot me, hey, Mitchell, quick hot take. Did 1:25:32.960 --> 1:25:35.840 you hear the The CHROMATICA Remix album. 1:25:36.360 --> 1:25:37.320 I still haven't. 1:25:37.920 --> 1:25:39.680 It's a lot, that's what I mean. 1:25:39.760 --> 1:25:42.240 It just seems like sensory overload, like they've taken this 1:25:42.840 --> 1:25:47.080 Lady Gaga album, which already is quite a lot really 1:25:47.400 --> 1:25:50.120 like it's no Joeanne. It's like a pop album. It's upbeat, 1:25:50.120 --> 1:25:52.120 there's a lot happening, and then they've remixed it and 1:25:52.280 --> 1:25:54.720 just like, oh it's it's like a it's like the 1:25:54.840 --> 1:25:56.759 songs have been put in a blender, but the blend 1:25:56.880 --> 1:25:58.160 is still on when you listen. 1:25:58.520 --> 1:26:01.120 Yeah, some of the like is that she's given like 1:26:01.320 --> 1:26:04.200 up and coming DJ's a chance to mix on a big, 1:26:04.400 --> 1:26:07.200 well known artists record, which is cool. She's very good 1:26:07.320 --> 1:26:10.200 like that, but some of them are shocking, like Sign 1:26:10.320 --> 1:26:13.599 from Above with Elton John. They have done ungodly things 1:26:13.680 --> 1:26:16.600 to that poor Puff's voice, Like they're adding beeps and 1:26:16.720 --> 1:26:20.320 it sounds like sounds like a car's reversing. And Elton, 1:26:20.360 --> 1:26:22.080 you know how in that song is really dramatic. He's 1:26:22.080 --> 1:26:27.639 like film. Yeah, like pitched him right up. It sounds 1:26:27.800 --> 1:26:30.160 comical and they've added beeps and bops. 1:26:30.560 --> 1:26:32.680 She probably thought she was doing a really good thing 1:26:32.760 --> 1:26:35.120 by giving these up and coming DJs a leg u 1:26:35.600 --> 1:26:38.960 but like, imagine that a job interview. Hello, welcome to Stonewall. 1:26:40.280 --> 1:26:43.200 We've got a vacancy for a DJ on Friday nights. 1:26:43.280 --> 1:26:46.439 What history do you have? What's some of your pass work? Well, 1:26:46.479 --> 1:26:50.400 I completely butchered Sign from Above by Lady Gargo and 1:26:50.439 --> 1:26:52.679 Elbon John, Get out, get off my property. 1:26:53.240 --> 1:26:55.040 I made Elton sound like a chipmunk. 1:26:55.840 --> 1:26:57.320 Okay, I feel like I need to hear it now 1:26:57.360 --> 1:27:00.439 because so many people, not just you, like so many 1:27:00.760 --> 1:27:03.599 gays in my life have warned me that that song 1:27:03.920 --> 1:27:05.559 the remix is a dog's breakfast. 1:27:05.600 --> 1:27:07.439 So I feel like I signed from Above. 1:27:07.920 --> 1:27:11.599 Yes, that's specifically that one. Everyone's just said, don't bother. 1:27:11.600 --> 1:27:14.960 All right, So Sign from Above remix. 1:27:15.120 --> 1:27:17.240 I can't believe it's not in the system at kiss. 1:27:18.400 --> 1:27:22.439 Yeah, Sign from Above the Chester Lockhart Moodkiller and Litl 1:27:22.560 --> 1:27:28.720 Texas remix. Too many chefs in the kitchen Gaga. Yeah, 1:27:28.720 --> 1:27:31.080 it's also a Halloween themed. It's really spooky. 1:27:37.640 --> 1:27:44.759 I already hate it. When I was young, a prayer 1:27:44.880 --> 1:27:45.639 for lightning. 1:27:46.439 --> 1:27:47.880 This is fine, just a different beat. 1:27:49.280 --> 1:27:56.400 My mother sir, it would come and find me. I 1:27:56.560 --> 1:27:57.720 found myself. 1:28:00.000 --> 1:28:02.479 I love my flock one. 1:28:02.760 --> 1:28:09.559 Guess when I was gone, I prayed for livening. Yeah, 1:28:09.600 --> 1:28:12.840 I love with my face until this time. 1:28:12.920 --> 1:28:14.120 But I said nothing, no. 1:28:14.680 --> 1:28:16.360 No, no, nothing no. I feel like I made a 1:28:16.400 --> 1:28:18.280 fitness first, about to do a pump class. 1:28:18.640 --> 1:28:21.200 Yeah, it's very forty five, isn't it? 1:28:22.160 --> 1:28:22.479 All right? 1:28:22.520 --> 1:28:28.160 Here's the draft. I heard one sign from. 1:28:33.840 --> 1:28:35.240 Sign from. 1:28:38.479 --> 1:28:42.800 A single senter waiting for Elton. Should I skip if 1:28:42.840 --> 1:28:43.120 you want? 1:28:43.200 --> 1:28:46.639 I think I get the messy picture here? Oh wait, 1:28:46.920 --> 1:28:47.240 what's that. 1:28:47.400 --> 1:28:52.560 Him just waiting? It's really it's really cootie. When I 1:28:53.000 --> 1:29:02.519 was young, I felt more too, like young puppies struggle. 1:29:05.080 --> 1:29:09.679 It's like you trod on a cat. This is shocking. 1:29:09.920 --> 1:29:16.160 I love myself under the like I felt. 1:29:21.360 --> 1:29:22.120 My face. 1:29:23.800 --> 1:29:28.960 Think there no, no, no, it is sped up my eyes. 1:29:30.080 --> 1:29:31.560 It feels like crash bandicoot. 1:29:32.520 --> 1:29:36.400 Oh I'm go go back. 1:29:37.320 --> 1:29:39.000 I feel like that bit there. It was like, oh 1:29:39.479 --> 1:29:40.400 that was as band. 1:29:46.040 --> 1:29:47.920 Think there no, no nothing there? 1:29:50.600 --> 1:29:53.120 Tell off a cliff who was nothing? 1:29:53.960 --> 1:29:55.519 Picking up the pages or whatever they are. 1:29:58.240 --> 1:30:11.240 On top of the boxes. They had to beep out 1:30:11.280 --> 1:30:15.280 the swear word I heard. One can't from. 1:30:19.479 --> 1:30:20.800 There's just too much going on. 1:30:22.640 --> 1:30:26.720 Get rid of it. I'm gonna have a fit too 1:30:26.840 --> 1:30:29.599 much that Who was that remix by Chester Locker ches 1:30:29.680 --> 1:30:33.719 to Locker and a Little Texas. Yeah, Chester Locker, Little Texas. 1:30:33.800 --> 1:30:38.000 Maybe get a trade. Yeah yeah, you've got no future 1:30:38.040 --> 1:30:40.439 in this ship. I wonder if there's any audio producers 1:30:40.479 --> 1:30:43.479 listening that can deliberately do a terrible remix of our opener. 1:30:43.680 --> 1:30:46.320 I'll send you all the assets. Just make it really fun? 1:30:47.120 --> 1:30:47.360 Do it? 1:30:47.560 --> 1:30:50.680 Oh my god, I love that challenge remix out. I 1:30:50.840 --> 1:30:51.400 couldn't do that. 1:30:51.520 --> 1:30:53.760 If I tried, I could not do that ship. 1:30:54.080 --> 1:30:57.360 I couldn't want Why have I just developed their hiccups? Oh? Folk, 1:30:58.120 --> 1:30:59.360 I've just been sitting here. 1:31:00.880 --> 1:31:01.960 It's the saxophone. 1:31:02.000 --> 1:31:06.519 Where did they come from? Okay, I'd actually love that. 1:31:06.800 --> 1:31:09.000 Do we want them to do Signed from Above energy? 1:31:09.680 --> 1:31:09.920 Yeah? 1:31:10.080 --> 1:31:14.920 Like the more fucking chaotic and senseless the better. When 1:31:15.040 --> 1:31:19.360 I was young, Shut out people, We'll do some weird shit. 1:31:24.479 --> 1:31:35.559 What about what about kirianker candilely fell several meters from 1:31:35.680 --> 1:31:37.320 Entropeese well before me in the mythical Pippen. 1:31:38.120 --> 1:31:45.120 Oh, just her fall on loop? Oh? 1:31:45.880 --> 1:31:50.759 Oh, they turn her fall into the Fox, the Fox 1:31:51.080 --> 1:31:53.160 century whatever it is, twenty first parents like. 1:31:56.479 --> 1:32:00.240 Ow ye o. 1:32:02.840 --> 1:32:04.800 Yeah, anyone who's capable of that? Please? 1:32:04.840 --> 1:32:07.600 Do audio producers send it in? Should we make it 1:32:07.720 --> 1:32:10.599 the opener for next week or no? Because unknown listeners 1:32:10.600 --> 1:32:11.840 will freak the fuck out. 1:32:12.439 --> 1:32:14.559 Yeah, we might have to preface something. I mean, one 1:32:14.600 --> 1:32:16.599 week could be a tight tournament. It could have taken 1:32:16.840 --> 1:32:20.040 what was his name, little chestnut, It could have taken 1:32:20.080 --> 1:32:22.519 that clown. He could have he could could have taken 1:32:22.600 --> 1:32:23.640 him years for all we know. 1:32:24.479 --> 1:32:26.559 Yeah, could have. All right, Well, you've got time, guys. 1:32:27.360 --> 1:32:29.840 Speaking, let us know your deadline and we won't pay you. 1:32:29.960 --> 1:32:33.200 Yeah, we'll work alongside you. Let's get out of here. 1:32:33.240 --> 1:32:35.479 Good show, guys, Thanks Keenan Linsdale for being here. What 1:32:35.560 --> 1:32:39.960 a superstar. Have been long in bed now but episode 1:32:40.120 --> 1:32:43.320 good episode, Leave us a review, five stars, Please keeps 1:32:43.360 --> 1:32:46.160 us going on the cloud. Win your self a commemorative mug. 1:32:46.600 --> 1:32:48.519 Mitch and I, as Jenna obviously wasn't on the cause 1:32:48.560 --> 1:32:50.600 we had previously discussed. Me and I have all but 1:32:50.880 --> 1:32:53.800 decided the plan to episode one hundred. Mitch. We're kind 1:32:53.800 --> 1:32:54.600 of mapped out, aren't we. 1:32:55.240 --> 1:32:57.479 Ah, Yeah, well, I mean to a degree. We've just 1:32:57.760 --> 1:32:59.080 that we don't know what we're doing in the episodes. 1:32:59.120 --> 1:33:00.519 We don't know when we're doing it. We're going to 1:33:00.560 --> 1:33:03.200 take a couple of weeks off after episode eighty six, 1:33:03.400 --> 1:33:07.240 I'm pretty sure, because we usually take a midyear break. 1:33:07.320 --> 1:33:09.160 This year, we were like, nah, that's not so, it'll 1:33:09.160 --> 1:33:11.400 be in October break. But then we're gonna we'll come 1:33:11.479 --> 1:33:14.200 back and soldier through till the end of season three. 1:33:14.439 --> 1:33:16.320 Yeah, that's it, all right, and thank you for listening. 1:33:16.400 --> 1:33:16.800 We love you. 1:33:16.880 --> 1:33:19.240 Stay safe, get vax congrats on getting waxed, Mitch. 1:33:19.680 --> 1:33:21.800 Thank Hemmy. I's a bit sore, but that's all right. 1:33:22.040 --> 1:33:24.320 You'll be fine, You'll be right. We'll see you guys 1:33:24.439 --> 1:33:26.599 next week. Stay safe, look after yourselves. Goodbye. 1:33:26.880 --> 1:33:28.960 I hope this podcast made you feel at least two 1:33:28.960 --> 1:33:31.640 percent better today. That's all. Just two percent, that's all 1:33:31.680 --> 1:33:32.040 we ask. 1:33:32.160 --> 1:33:33.719 All right, goodbye, very goodbye. 1:33:33.880 --> 1:33:34.599 Catch a scene bait? 1:33:34.880 --> 1:33:36.080 Is It Just Me? 1:33:36.640 --> 1:33:38.839 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 1:33:39.160 --> 1:33:42.639 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.