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Speaker 1: This is jam Nations with Junsy and Amanda. I know

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Speaker 1: you've been away and you haven't been up on the news.

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Speaker 2: Have you been up followed the news?

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Speaker 3: Is there something I've missed though? I don't know, maybe

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Speaker 3: your story has slipped through well.

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Speaker 1: I've in my holidays. I just chose not to follow

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Speaker 1: any news because it's just depressing, just news news. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I like just to be blissfully ignorant. And then I've

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Speaker 1: come into work today and there's just news of plenty.

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Speaker 1: But I thought you would be interested in the story

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Speaker 1: about this fifty four year old Brazilian man who he

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Speaker 1: went to hospital. He was suffering with nausea, stomach pains

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Speaker 1: and constipation.

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Speaker 2: Something he'd eaten so well.

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Speaker 1: He'd been waiting for two days he'd become well at home.

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Speaker 1: He's a little Brazilian hut.

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Speaker 2: Not all Brazilians live in a hut. Surely, I've been

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Speaker 2: to Brazil. People actually live in houses and houses, not

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Speaker 2: all of them. People who live would.

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Speaker 1: If you went anywhere in the world, there'd be huts.

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Speaker 1: Surely in Brazil, I imagined.

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Speaker 2: I got the hut River Province. There's a lot of

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Speaker 2: them there.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, he was unwell, so he's taking himself from his

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Speaker 1: heart into the hospital after a rectal examination. Doctors haven't

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Speaker 1: been able to find anything.

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Speaker 3: After a rectal exit, so he says, I'm not feeling well,

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Speaker 3: So I looked up his bum. Your first point of

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Speaker 3: port of call. I would have thought, is it something

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Speaker 3: I've eaten, Let's look up your barm.

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Speaker 1: Let's have a look at your butt. But so what

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Speaker 1: they did. They ordered some X rays and they found

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Speaker 1: lodged between where the cold and meets the rectum.

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Speaker 2: Admitted that club a.

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Speaker 1: Long dumb bell.

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Speaker 2: What a dumb bell like a weight?

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Speaker 1: A two kilo dumb koo kilo.

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Speaker 2: I'm still doing arm exercises for my physio.

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Speaker 3: When I deligament of my arm, that's two kilos that

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Speaker 3: I have to.

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Speaker 2: Do an exercise with.

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Speaker 1: Will be careful.

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Speaker 2: How did it get off there?

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Speaker 1: The man slipped over at the gym. The man wasn't

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Speaker 1: cooperative about this, and apparently he doesn't go to the gym.

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Speaker 2: How did it get there?

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Speaker 1: Was he paying the rent? The rent would have been due,

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Speaker 1: because that's what they say when you watch the rock

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Speaker 1: lifting a car block engine block.

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Speaker 2: Miguel every day.

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Speaker 1: So what's in renders?

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Speaker 2: He pay cribes i'd get a new landlord.

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Speaker 3: So so presumably he's put it up there, and how

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Speaker 3: did they get it out?

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Speaker 1: Uh, well, they had to extract it with some forceps.

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Speaker 2: It was a whole thing. Oh how's it, how's it

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Speaker 2: going out? I'm whispering, how's it going well?

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Speaker 1: I'd imagine maybe he was just at the gym.

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Speaker 2: He said he didn't go to the gym.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's walking past the gym with no clothes on,

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Speaker 1: slipped over and next minute, next minute, it's there that

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Speaker 1: They do give a bit of statistics about this. This

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Speaker 1: effects mainly males age between twenty and forty years of AD.

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Speaker 2: It's a big span.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he And it happens more often than

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Speaker 1: you would think.

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Speaker 3: With just dumb bells or things, with all things. The

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Speaker 3: stomach complaint, Look up the bump.

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Speaker 1: Pay the rent. I think it's due