WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Should her boyfriend get divorced and stay with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, Come on, Hi, Hi, guess what day it is? Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>guess what that means?

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<v Speaker 2>Late night shopping?

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<v Speaker 1>No, yes, but no, something bigger, something that is going

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<v Speaker 1>to stop the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Tonight is the Women's.

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup football slash soccer, and our very own Matildas

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<v Speaker 1>are playing.

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<v Speaker 3>They're playing against Ireland.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's absolutely huge and they're the biggest crowds these now

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<v Speaker 1>for women. I'm so excited for it because women in

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<v Speaker 1>sport have taken a little while to get, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to the level of men.

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<v Speaker 3>But these are sellout crowds like these.

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<v Speaker 1>Are pumped up people that are going to be there

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<v Speaker 1>cheering our very own I tried to get tickets and couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Also trust this little soccer fanatic over here to be

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<v Speaker 2>all excited about it going on tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>We can I know the rules properly yet, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working on No. I'm really excited for them. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's amazing for women's sport and amazing for our very

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<v Speaker 1>own matildas well.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a pretty big question for Ask and Cut today.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a caller whose parna is currently still married,

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<v Speaker 2>and I want to know would you be okay with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a circumstance where maybe you might yeah, to

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<v Speaker 2>let that slide.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the ring still on the finger light? You have

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<v Speaker 4>to double stat still live together?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it fair?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a polyamorous relationship. We just have to wait

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<v Speaker 2>and see what.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, that's coming up. Plus, if you want to

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<v Speaker 4>go to Taylor Swift, she's coming down under, like imagine

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<v Speaker 4>Taylor Swift live like you're get a bit of like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh imagine that.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, Taylor Swift so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I've spent so long trying to get tickets. It was

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<v Speaker 2>demoralizing so.

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<v Speaker 4>Many people did that was that's why we're doing this.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got a whole row. We've reserved a full row

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<v Speaker 4>of tickets for you and your friends at Taylor's Air

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<v Speaker 4>is the tour?

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<v Speaker 3>I us to just go.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we got tickets and we've got connections.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we might get fired if we do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've got them to give away.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm lucky listeners, we've got our own. But your chance

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<v Speaker 4>it is Thursday. Back here with the pickup it's brit

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<v Speaker 1>Ask our cat it's time for therapy Thursday. Ask Uncut,

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<v Speaker 1>something we do on our podcast Life on Cut every

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<v Speaker 1>single week where you guys write in or call up

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<v Speaker 1>with your deepest, darkest burning questions.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got one today. It's a pretty good one. It's

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<v Speaker 3>Michelle Michelle.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Hi, guys, Hi Michelle, Hi, What is the problem?

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<v Speaker 5>Look? I have been with my man for around four

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<v Speaker 5>years now. He isn't divorced. We've got kids that we

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<v Speaker 5>share like you know, that live with us. We've got

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<v Speaker 5>a great living environment and all that sort of jazz.

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<v Speaker 5>But he won't get divorced. It's been over four years.

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<v Speaker 5>He's really close with his ex, which makes me a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit nervous, you know, the gut feeling that us

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<v Speaker 5>girls get. Every time I ask him when you're going

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<v Speaker 5>to get divorced? He comes up with a silly excuse.

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<v Speaker 5>It's either I haven't got time or the cost.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it just keeps on putting it off.

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, if you're someone who's very bad with

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<v Speaker 2>admint or paperwork, it's something that like I can't be.

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<v Speaker 3>As been married for twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been married since November. I can't be bothered to

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<v Speaker 2>change my name, got to go to birthday and marriages.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just too hard now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry. It's all on an app these days, Like

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<v Speaker 4>I just changed my address, took me two seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think do you think it is it comes

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<v Speaker 2>from him not wanting to do the admin side of it,

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<v Speaker 2>or do you think that he still potentially holds a flame.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, she hasn't moved on as such, and apparently she

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<v Speaker 5>did cheat on him, but I don't really know the

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<v Speaker 5>full details, all that sort of jazz. But it's just

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I don't know if that you know

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<v Speaker 5>in my gut that feeling is like, oh, I think

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's time for me to give him an automatum.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to listen to that feeling. If you've got

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<v Speaker 4>that feeling, it's not going to go away. That feeling

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't disappear without a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my worry is that feeling doesn't disappear with a

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<v Speaker 1>divorce either, like you could get him to sign his

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<v Speaker 1>LifeWay and divorce. But if they still have feelings for

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<v Speaker 1>each other, those feelings are still going to be there

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<v Speaker 1>whether they're technically married or not.

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<v Speaker 4>Do they talk still, Michelle? Are they still chatting?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Well, they've got kids together, so of course they chat.

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<v Speaker 5>They've got a good relationship with that. But they are

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<v Speaker 5>grown up kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're living together.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you say, yes, we are living together. We've been

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<v Speaker 5>living together a few years now.

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<v Speaker 2>Has he given you any indication as to when the

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<v Speaker 2>two of you might get engaged and get married?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Michelle, sorry, like you sound so sweet. He needs

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<v Speaker 4>to commit to you or he needs to commit to

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<v Speaker 4>the cheating X And you can't just live a life

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<v Speaker 4>waiting for him to decide if he wants you. If

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<v Speaker 4>it means something to you, it should mean something to him.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm firm on that.

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<v Speaker 2>If they're in a good place now in their friendship,

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<v Speaker 2>he probably doesn't want to have to go down the hole,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, sitting down and having the divorce conversation again,

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<v Speaker 2>even though they are separate and divorced. But I think maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, maybe an ultimatum might mean that he

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<v Speaker 2>has to make some big decisions. You need to get

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<v Speaker 2>a divorce or we need to decide what we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>with our relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>Does Michelle, does he know how much it means to

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<v Speaker 4>you that that that he hasn't got divorced yet.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I do have like a semi what a vision

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<v Speaker 5>board of what my wedding should be like.

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<v Speaker 6>So I.

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<v Speaker 4>Kitchen splashback is made of cork, and there's photos of us.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a shared pinterest. Michelle packages around said the scenes

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<v Speaker 2>in a rat bag.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, he needs to divorce her now?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, And you know when you're saying about the

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<v Speaker 5>admin thing, he's up to date with his taxes, so

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<v Speaker 5>I know that he's fine with admin.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I think you know it's ultimatum time the tomato.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Michelle, it's tough. It's a big thing to do,

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<v Speaker 4>but you.

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<v Speaker 3>Deserve of your wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>But do it live on the rail that interest, get

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<v Speaker 1>married on radio?

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<v Speaker 2>Keep us up data, Okay, all right, we'll do thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>thank You show.

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<v Speaker 4>They're always the hardest ones, aren't the When they're such

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<v Speaker 4>a sweetheart and you want the best like I want

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<v Speaker 4>the best.

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<v Speaker 3>She was so nice.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom was married for a really long time. Obviously

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<v Speaker 2>got divorced from my stepdad. Separated, but they were still

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<v Speaker 2>married for like ten years before they actually got divorced,

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<v Speaker 2>just never spoke.

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<v Speaker 4>To each other. Did your mom have a new partner.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a new partner. The only reason why they

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<v Speaker 2>got divorced was because he wanted to get remarried. But

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<v Speaker 2>they just were separated and never spoke to which.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that's the whole point, right, She wants to

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<v Speaker 3>get married and she because he won't do it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>amazing as an excuse.

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<v Speaker 4>This is like Boons and Boons and one of those novels,

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<v Speaker 4>the sex novels. That's what it sounds like your life,

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<v Speaker 4>Laura fifty. You've got a question that you need our

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<v Speaker 2>You could go to someone qualified, or you could come

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<v Speaker 3>Why would they do that? Come here?

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<v Speaker 4>Why bother? Come here?

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<v Speaker 6>You do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Laundry on the air, all right. Next, if you're after

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<v Speaker 4>a row of Taylor Swift tickets are as world too,

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<v Speaker 4>we got your chance. Coming up at the pickup Thursday

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<v Speaker 4>on the pickup Britt, Laura and Mitch thanks to Chemists

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<v Speaker 2>You know there's one thing that everybody hates.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yep, just one, just one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single person out they hates it.

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<v Speaker 4>We can all agree and let's all say at the

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<v Speaker 4>same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Sonny, small talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, small talk were all having. We all have

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<v Speaker 2>to do it at different times. No one's particularly good

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<v Speaker 2>at it, and everybody hates it.

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<v Speaker 4>To be honest, a bunch of radio announces you think

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty I excel with small talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm great at small time. Yeah, but no one likes

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. No one would put down on their resime excellent.

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<v Speaker 2>Making small talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of gets me going. I really enjoy small.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk, you guys, and both it's because she talks so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Continue Laura, Okay, So I had and I look, I

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<v Speaker 2>can do it. Do I love it? Do I thrive

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<v Speaker 2>in the environment of small talk? Probably not? But I

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<v Speaker 2>had possibly the world's most awkward small talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Where was it?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>How did my girlfriend's Hen's part on the weekend? And

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<v Speaker 2>part of that Hen's party was we had a stripper

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<v Speaker 2>in a very very small, little two by one room.

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<v Speaker 2>We were doing karaoke.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing with a stripper in a two

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<v Speaker 3>by one?

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<v Speaker 2>So we were in doing we were doing karaoke in

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<v Speaker 2>a phone booth in a tiny room, toilet cubicle karaoke.

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<v Speaker 2>The music goes off in he walks with the speaker,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's quite a good looking young Brazilian man, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is probably the most attractive striper I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he starts doing his thing and gets down

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<v Speaker 2>to nothing as they do, but I mean like nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh she was shocked. The stripper stripped right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but no one prepares you for what happens next.

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of expect the stripping part, but no one

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<v Speaker 2>expects for when he's finished, he turns the music off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're all sitting there in a quiet karaoke room and

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<v Speaker 2>he has to just get dressed, so he's to leave.

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<v Speaker 4>To leave. Oh, you've all just like groped him and laughed.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's laughed. It's all been high energy. And then he

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<v Speaker 2>asks for his money, so you hand him cash and

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<v Speaker 2>then he he's then transfer bro putting his socks on,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he gats to get another singlet because he's

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<v Speaker 2>ripped his singlet in half and then you have to

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<v Speaker 2>sit there and make small talk with the guy. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Hi, so, how long have you been

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia for? Do you buy your singlets in bulk packs?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? My god?

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, so what else do you do with your time?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what do you do when you're not

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<v Speaker 2>stripping on a Saturday night? He was like, I'm a carpenter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we had naked.

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<v Speaker 4>For you're getting the bus home. You'll be cold. Just

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<v Speaker 4>that g string, just.

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<v Speaker 3>That little piece of floss, now do?

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<v Speaker 2>I said to I said, does your mother know that

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<v Speaker 2>you're stripping?

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<v Speaker 6>Did you?

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<v Speaker 5>Then?

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<v Speaker 2>I realized as I was saying yeah, because he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Brazil. You know, my parents don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you ask him though?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was like, she's parents don't know, doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 1>she's small talk panicked thirteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you top this small talk? This is Laurie. You

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<v Speaker 4>made it just just like say thanks for your service, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then sitting there in silence while he puts his clothes

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<v Speaker 2>on makes it seems so dirty.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about that. Does your mom know you

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<v Speaker 3>do this?

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<v Speaker 4>Just same?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I wasn't shaming him. I was just I was

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<v Speaker 2>making small talk, and I was trying to establish that

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<v Speaker 2>I was a mum because I didn't want him to

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<v Speaker 2>get the wrong idea. And I was like, I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I have kids, and I was like, but

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<v Speaker 2>they're not traveling yet.

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<v Speaker 4>It was horrible. Oh my god. My dad, Steph is

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<v Speaker 4>called on thirteen sixty five. He Steph, what happened with

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<v Speaker 4>your awkward small talk?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's just I just find it so awkward every

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<v Speaker 6>time I'm getting laser done.

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<v Speaker 5>The legs are.

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<v Speaker 6>Fine when you're doing your underarmed fine, but as soon

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<v Speaker 6>as you get to the Brazilian it just gets awkward.

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<v Speaker 6>And you're like, so the weather's some good today, isn't

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<v Speaker 6>it always so awkward?

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<v Speaker 4>Bianca? Hello, what happened with your awkward small talk? Was

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<v Speaker 4>it bad? Bianca?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 7>I was walking along, I needed to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 7>Struck up a conversation with a lady and she walked

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<v Speaker 7>into the bathroom with me, and she just kept going

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<v Speaker 7>and I needed to go to the actual bath room.

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<v Speaker 3>We can read between the lines, yeap.

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<v Speaker 7>I just needed to focus and do my saying, and

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<v Speaker 7>she just kept going and I was like, bathroom medicate, lady,

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<v Speaker 7>come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to do that. Hey, like, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>talk when people? I guess it's to cover the sounds, right.

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<v Speaker 2>But nobody wants to have a chat while they're doing

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<v Speaker 2>a poop to a stranger.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, no, that's that is mortified.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do it easily, but I am a professional

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<v Speaker 1>at small talk, and I can multitask.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I just I open TikTok really loud and then

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<v Speaker 4>play play play some videos so that no one can

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<v Speaker 4>hear the PLoP.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because that's even weirder. There's nothing weirder than hearing

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<v Speaker 2>someone listening to things on their phone.

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<v Speaker 1>A public toilet, it's better to be if there's three

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<v Speaker 1>cubicles and there's people doing poops, it's better to have some.

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<v Speaker 3>Background music playing the dead silence.

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<v Speaker 2>And just just because you're good at small talk doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean that there's areas or places that it should be done.

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<v Speaker 4>One of them is in the toilet, all right. Next,

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<v Speaker 4>big changes coming to the Bachelor format. You guys know

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<v Speaker 4>and love the Bachelor, the TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thet's trying everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, oh they got a Bachelor and he got osteoporosis.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I'm I'm going to say. We'll unpack the

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<v Speaker 4>casting of the new bach Tol the next on the Pickup,

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<v Speaker 4>He's the Pickup first day afternoon Britt, Laura and Mitch

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<v Speaker 4>here are thanks to Chemist Warehouse heading today get half

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<v Speaker 3>Day, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>There is huge news in the Bachelor world. And when

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<v Speaker 1>I say the Bachelor world, I mean the TV show

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<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura, you feel of your life. I got dumped on

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<v Speaker 3>National TV. We've all been there.

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<v Speaker 4>I've watched it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm familiar with the format.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, they've been trying a lot of things over

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<v Speaker 1>the years, you know, mixing it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a brand new format that I reckon is

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<v Speaker 1>the golden ticket to The Bachelor, because.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's be real, the ratings on that show they haven't

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<v Speaker 4>been incredible recently.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it still does reasonably well overseas, but within

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<v Speaker 2>Australia it's been struggling.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Well in America on the ABC, they've just announced a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new Bachelor and they have called him the Golden Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason he's called the Golden Bachelor is because it's

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<v Speaker 1>for people in their sunset years of life. It is

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<v Speaker 1>for the older people to go and find love again.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they've announced Grandpa, I love Jerry Turner, who is

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<v Speaker 1>seventy one years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Such a grand partner.

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<v Speaker 3>Can show him. He's actually so handsome looking.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, he's got hearing it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's seventy one.

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<v Speaker 1>He married his high school sweetheart and she passed away

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty seventeen, so they were married for forty three years.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, he's a bloody good man. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he loves relationships. You know, he's loving and caring. He's

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<v Speaker 1>very handsome. Probably spent a little bit too much time

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<v Speaker 1>in the solarium, but apart from that, yeah, everything is

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<v Speaker 1>channeling Donald Trumpy vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's h it's just golden. I think it's the

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<v Speaker 2>filter they've put over him. Although I would like to

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<v Speaker 2>say that if I look like this at seventy one

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<v Speaker 2>years old, like literally, if I look exactly like him

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<v Speaker 2>at seventy one, I'm doing well.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be sold.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we'll have a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 7>He doesn't have great he has wisdom highlights.

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<v Speaker 3>Florida wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>Retire and move to him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's Gary and I'm your first Golden Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>And Gary just shuffles out with his zimmer frame, bless him.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's fitting young on your.

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<v Speaker 4>Next And I just pulled my shoelf and I need

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<v Speaker 4>to be cleaned up. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>No, guys, he's got two daughters and two granddaughters and

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to fall in love again after morning.

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<v Speaker 4>We hope he doesn't want to fall because he's at

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<v Speaker 4>high risk.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is amazing, because you know what, love

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<v Speaker 2>is not just for the young and the beautiful. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>needs what.

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<v Speaker 4>I think this could work down Under. I reckon we

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<v Speaker 4>could get like John Farnham as the Aussie Golden Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't he married? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well Hollywood loves that. Don't last Coshy, Oh my god, gosh,

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<v Speaker 4>she just retired, retired from Sunrise. Maybe maybe he's going

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<v Speaker 4>to the sunset of his life. He's going to be

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<v Speaker 4>the Aussie Golden Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Russell Crowe.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's also in long term relationship. You guys are hopeless.

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<v Speaker 3>Has anyone done their research? If people are married, you

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<v Speaker 3>can't just throw name in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what, Even if they are married, they

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<v Speaker 2>may be unhappily married and bachelor could be their new

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<v Speaker 2>tickets to sunset us of their luck.

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<v Speaker 4>Instead of giving the people roses, does he just give

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<v Speaker 4>them like cowtrait pills? They just get osteoporosis medications.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to they get blood thinners.

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<v Speaker 4>Instead of a rose, they get that little white cup

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<v Speaker 4>full of pills. I pick you, here's your ash, Bronden.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you accept this life?

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<v Speaker 4>Jerry? They're talking to a wall. I pick your sweetheart, Jerry.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a marble mannequin.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call it no offense, Laura. I reckon this

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<v Speaker 3>is the best bachelor they've ever had.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm not contemplating it.

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<v Speaker 3>Though terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Does everyone want to watch very close with a camera

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<v Speaker 2>right there a seventy year old man yacking out with granny.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not going to be making They're gonna be pecking.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they don't. I reckon that these dirty dogs get down.

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<v Speaker 4>Or you're right, you know, yeah, the highest amount of

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<v Speaker 4>comedia in Australia. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 3>He's in Koala's mitch after.

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<v Speaker 4>Homes because they're all going at it and then they

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<v Speaker 4>forget they do it, so they do it nine times

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<v Speaker 4>any day.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you forget? They just don't care anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to watch this on fold. This is

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<v Speaker 4>going to be fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to speak to me and producer Tony.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you get him?

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<v Speaker 4>Get Tony Y? Thank you? That was easy for much.

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<v Speaker 3>But I want the golden batchelor.

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<v Speaker 4>I say, we've got putting in mashed bananas and you'll

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<v Speaker 4>rush into the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it, Jerry, if you're listening, I support you and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all about this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's get out of here. On that note, podcast

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<v Speaker 4>the show if you missed any of it, the iHeartRadio

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<v Speaker 4>app just search of a pickup and everyone's kind of

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<v Speaker 4>got it at the moment. So remember when cold and

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<v Speaker 4>flu strikes, Dit Demson gets it done. Always follow the

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<v Speaker 4>directions for use.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've got Will and Woody the boys are driving

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<v Speaker 2>you home. What's on the show today, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>The celebrity four hundred meters prim raise has been run.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a winner.

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<v Speaker 1>We do find out in about two minutes time whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not Woody is the fastest parent in Australia to

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<v Speaker 1>run with a PRAM.

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<v Speaker 4>Big finish, massive moment on the show right up next.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, guys, have a good one,