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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Festivus of fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>You wait to my son's the next pad rafter and

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<v Speaker 3>then you say that if.

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<v Speaker 4>The Backstree Boys did at Breakfast show, you're listening to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three fact.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning, Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Patsy morning, Hey feeding.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, good, good, good straight away with.

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<v Speaker 5>Constracted, constricted of a liar.

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<v Speaker 4>All I'll say, Jackie boy, is perhaps you staggered into

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<v Speaker 4>the studio brandishing a bottle of wine for.

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<v Speaker 6>Me, straight from the winery.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Patsy, Yeah, straight from a handbag.

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<v Speaker 7>Mate.

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<v Speaker 5>Sad thing was it was three quarters empty.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not so you do a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 5>How was the winery yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>It was love like Jesus, a nice spot.

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<v Speaker 7>Where you.

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<v Speaker 5>Never eaten in.

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<v Speaker 4>There've been to a tasting there the new year there.

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<v Speaker 4>But the restaurant's amazing, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 8>Very very nice?

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<v Speaker 4>Very nice?

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<v Speaker 2>It was lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>Act That was the soft ones spoken sound of a

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<v Speaker 3>hungover person.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I don't have a hangover, Thank you very.

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<v Speaker 4>Much, But you were smashing it yesterday Sunday drinking at

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<v Speaker 4>a winery.

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<v Speaker 5>It's impossible not to.

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<v Speaker 2>It's free, especially you know hangover.

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<v Speaker 4>Any free drinks? There nothing so free at a winery?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you organize free?

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<v Speaker 2>It's my girlfriend's fifties, so she shouted everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you just rock up and say pay for

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<v Speaker 5>any of this? I could go away that bill?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you new here? Get that away from me. You'll

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<v Speaker 4>be sleeping with the vines, Jackie. Why is that kid?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's not much?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised to be here this morning. We convinced ourselves when.

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<v Speaker 4>Friday you based the fact that you thought that you

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<v Speaker 4>would go against medical science that said the baby might

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<v Speaker 4>be here. Friday might be because you're an I quote

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<v Speaker 4>acupunctress had told you, sure, how can do the need us?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you'll go to an acupunctist. Don't you not to

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<v Speaker 4>have treatment for any kind of pain? And I love accupunctist,

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<v Speaker 4>but you don't go go When will the baby be coming?

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<v Speaker 5>To Chance? What are the needles saying?

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<v Speaker 3>The acupuncturss correctly predicted before we knew that the baby

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<v Speaker 3>would be a boy.

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<v Speaker 6>How would she know that?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>You got even Stephen Chance Oh, say, let's conn her up.

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<v Speaker 4>How's it gonna go with Ukraine? The talk's gonna go

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<v Speaker 4>well this week.

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<v Speaker 3>You're sadly wrong about the baby coming this week and

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<v Speaker 3>he's still in there.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We just were twiddling our thumbs, all weakened because we

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<v Speaker 3>were convinced he was coming.

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<v Speaker 4>This bit goes slow, so slowly, structly preparing for nine

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<v Speaker 4>months or a party.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, can we just have the party?

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<v Speaker 7>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>You're done talking about all the theory of it, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 5>You just wanted to.

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<v Speaker 3>Start hovering every day, I'm hovering over the text message

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<v Speaker 3>to you guys, saying.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm out, give me, give me the next week. Half

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<v Speaker 6>the baby's here, but he's still.

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<v Speaker 4>Love wing to start a brown new week. I mean, I,

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<v Speaker 4>for one, am I happy to be here. Perhaps he

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't know why she's she's just hung over, so you

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<v Speaker 4>were actually what he got.

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<v Speaker 7>I get the vining.

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<v Speaker 5>You've already written that message.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just you just irritate that you're actually here talking

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<v Speaker 4>to us, not so much that the kid isn't here yet,

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<v Speaker 4>but you start doing the show.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Write the you know that birth message that people send

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<v Speaker 3>out when the baby's born. I wanted to I wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to prewrite that so that I didn't have to.

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<v Speaker 6>Do it in the moment.

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>Later on we'll get into a story that he shared

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<v Speaker 4>with me of the weekend. Jack's got a new maintenance garden.

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<v Speaker 4>Now for pet rat. This says to me, this is

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<v Speaker 4>a man who's slowly going mad.

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<v Speaker 5>Like Colonel Kurtz.

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<v Speaker 4>The only time you've befriend a rat is if you're

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<v Speaker 4>locked in a prison in some hellhole somewhere. No man

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<v Speaker 4>who's everything's going well in his life is chatting to

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<v Speaker 4>a rat in the garden, like Tom Hanks and that basketball.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I have experienced a future of transportation my friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Over the weekend. I have been on an e scooter

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<v Speaker 5>and it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>They're great.

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<v Speaker 7>Have you been on one?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I've been on the ones in mount the new ones,

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<v Speaker 6>the news.

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<v Speaker 4>To keep it to yourself, why didn't you share with

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<v Speaker 4>the world. Don't hide it under a bush or when

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<v Speaker 4>you chant to that pet rat.

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<v Speaker 3>My I used to put it on my Instagram stories.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you not keep up with my.

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<v Speaker 4>Digital Try to avoid those at all costs. Not another

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<v Speaker 4>day in the life of can't do anymore. You're making

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<v Speaker 4>those Instagram stories and chatting to rats at we've lost you,

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<v Speaker 4>We've lost you.

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<v Speaker 5>To the other side.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've never been on an e scooter. We went

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<v Speaker 4>to camera for the weekend to look at a possible

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<v Speaker 4>university for a Ruby. Just a pair of us went

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<v Speaker 4>and where the hotel was about twenty minutes from where

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<v Speaker 4>the campus was and the city was, and it was raining,

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<v Speaker 4>and she said, there's two scooters outside and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh god, I don't know my balance something that were

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<v Speaker 4>going at that speed. This might be the last weekend

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<v Speaker 4>I spent with her.

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<v Speaker 5>I afraid I've only got you this far. I've gone

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<v Speaker 5>under this truck.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're watching this video, I didn't make that trip.

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<v Speaker 4>I can only get you this far. And at first

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<v Speaker 4>I was a little bit. I was actually screaming. She

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<v Speaker 4>was like sitting ahead and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that this thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you what, once you get over twenty kl that

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<v Speaker 4>those breaks are pretty sharp, aren't they. You really almost

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<v Speaker 4>got flying over the handlebars.

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<v Speaker 6>Well in the wedd's a bit dicey as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we had to go over a couple of bridges

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<v Speaker 4>and one of them was like a really narrow footbridge,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think you're only meant to go on like

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<v Speaker 4>cycle paths, and don't I don't think it went over

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<v Speaker 4>about like a ten lane fly over. It was like

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<v Speaker 4>a tiny little wart bridge, and I don't think we're

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<v Speaker 4>meant to go over wiz and over on. These eat

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<v Speaker 4>scooters are twenty k and now, but why aren't more

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<v Speaker 4>people using there?

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<v Speaker 5>Amazing?

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<v Speaker 4>When I was driving to this morning, I saw one

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<v Speaker 4>dumped in Richmond in the dark, and I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. If I was a little bit earlier,

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<v Speaker 4>I might just get out for five minutes and have

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<v Speaker 4>her go on that.

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<v Speaker 5>Are they incredible? We've got to do a Grand Prix.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we wear Mdonna mikes and just do the whole

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<v Speaker 3>show riding around the city on thee.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got me honest.

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<v Speaker 4>I felt like Rose at the front of Titanic as

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<v Speaker 4>I was going through the mean streets, and they are

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<v Speaker 4>mean streets of Canberra. It was amazing. I felt finally free.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, this is what spoke of about enlightenment.

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<v Speaker 3>Any any stories to tell about going to the actual

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<v Speaker 3>campus or just flying around on those?

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<v Speaker 7>That was all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Tell you what those scooters?

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<v Speaker 7>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>On Friday after the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Then, so I mentioned that we were going to a

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<v Speaker 4>look around a and U the university and love the

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<v Speaker 4>email from a lady so that my son's there is

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<v Speaker 4>just he's starting his third year.

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<v Speaker 5>And he's happy to show you around.

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<v Speaker 2>So I reply went, that's great.

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<v Speaker 4>You know somebody's been there three years. I thought this

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<v Speaker 4>would be really nice. So I arranged to meet this

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<v Speaker 4>young man. We swap messages. I got there and our

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<v Speaker 4>friend didn't turn up. Wait twenty minutes, right, I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>to start how to go? Ah, yeah, because it was

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<v Speaker 4>like courbas ten and I went, I know where you are.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in your bed with a stinking hangover, or if

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<v Speaker 4>you got lucky, you're in someone else's bed, and you

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to go and meet some guy from the

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<v Speaker 4>radio that your mum said you got to meet him?

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<v Speaker 4>And then I actually thought, Ruby goes, how do you

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<v Speaker 4>know this woman actually wasn't just going to turn up

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<v Speaker 4>herself for you know, and that once they had arranged

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<v Speaker 4>the meeting spot, do you think she even had the sun?

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<v Speaker 4>Did it even exist? And I went, you can't guarantee

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<v Speaker 4>it with listeners, can you? It could have easily been

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<v Speaker 4>a track you think it's possible.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week we were trying to get through the alphabet.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, so brand new eight is on eight? Can

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<v Speaker 4>we do the eight Z of your pet names? Are

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<v Speaker 4>there any of you have a pet beginning with a Z?

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<v Speaker 7>Or?

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you?

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<v Speaker 5>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 4>You? Get all kind of weird and wonderful pet names,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't you?

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<v Speaker 5>Whether it's a dog, a cat, a.

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<v Speaker 4>Parakeet, a goat, a lama, Guys, is a snake and

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<v Speaker 4>a conda puma. Ocelot is on the arc. Ocelot was

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<v Speaker 4>a good one. Guys, Can I get a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>more gold blust? We're pulling the ocelot references.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think people keep an ocelot as a pet.

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<v Speaker 2>What is an ocelot.

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<v Speaker 6>It's some kind of.

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<v Speaker 4>Puma about fifty bucks, you know, the right.

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<v Speaker 5>Guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, aighta z of your pet name? So Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>can we we can throw it away?

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<v Speaker 5>Do l for Luna?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, my dog is on there, l for Luna.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the keyboards. Back the ass back Patsy. What

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<v Speaker 4>about the old biggest dog in the universe, Presley Prince

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<v Speaker 4>woke up now for that old Sunday hangover crazy, Yes, Presley.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll also chuck.

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<v Speaker 4>In for Nigel, not Nigel. I've got a pet called Nigel.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, what a very English sounding pet that

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<v Speaker 4>would be. I might rename my dog Nigel. That is

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<v Speaker 4>like yet at.

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<v Speaker 7>Nigel, Nigel.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you come back to me Nigel?

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<v Speaker 3>So he's a very bad boy today, Nigel niche Nisha

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<v Speaker 3>is inn I s h a, Yes, that's quite right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's on the board.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Caitlin, our producer has got have you seen her gorgeous puppy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, let's have his name, Henry. Great name for a dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Henry is good name for your son.

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<v Speaker 6>As well, Baby, Henry.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't you stop becoming a friend with them.

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<v Speaker 7>I just.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, his name is Nigel can you believe

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<v Speaker 3>the synergy of this break?

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<v Speaker 6>Really exciting?

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<v Speaker 5>I actually thought the baby was coming there.

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<v Speaker 4>All he was is you saying that you know a

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<v Speaker 4>guy called you never heard more than uricome moment from you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, if I think about it's called Nigel. I

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<v Speaker 4>called Henry.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, that's right, that's right. We used to We're used

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<v Speaker 5>to that from Patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what she thinks is remarkable, an actual reality

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<v Speaker 4>version of remarkable. All right, your pet names to see

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<v Speaker 4>if we can go through the age and said Nigel,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't actually believe it. I'm going to take a moment, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>can he believe that he knows a guy called Nigel?

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<v Speaker 9>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you got a pets name for our A to

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<v Speaker 4>z of your pet names at the moment? Then to

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<v Speaker 4>get us going, we've got our pet names, Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>what have we got so far?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, my dog Lunar is there for l your dog

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<v Speaker 3>niche for in Presley for p Thanks to Patsy and

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<v Speaker 3>the new puppy that inspired this on the team is

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<v Speaker 3>little Henry.

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<v Speaker 5>Gorgeous little pump a kavoodle.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe, shall we put also the maker model of

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<v Speaker 4>the pets so German shepherd dog mega dog for Patsy's Brontosaurus,

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<v Speaker 4>sorry for Patsy's in dog form. And then that snag

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<v Speaker 4>or two thing whatever that sort of cross mongrel is

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<v Speaker 4>you've got.

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<v Speaker 6>No, she's a border koe.

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<v Speaker 4>Demand to see those papers nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>oh four three.

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<v Speaker 5>Print anything off these days, can't you?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So the keyboard's back. Hopefully you're back.

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<v Speaker 5>On the lines. Let's chat to James.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on in, James, come on in, James.

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<v Speaker 5>Hope you had a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, subbly working night shift?

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<v Speaker 4>That all right? So James, what's the pet name for us?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>We got why you only live twice? This is a

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<v Speaker 8>stage name for our the show name for our white

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<v Speaker 8>Swiss shepherd.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a long going on the.

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<v Speaker 4>James Bond name, right, that is not obviously not a

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<v Speaker 4>dog's name. You're not going down the park shouting out

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<v Speaker 4>you only live twice. That's been abbreviated to twice.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that's a river her real name. So the name

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<v Speaker 8>we gave her, but the leader was the James Bond

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<v Speaker 8>James Bond lider.

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<v Speaker 5>So you said a stage name, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>What does she? What does she do?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, show name when you go to the shows and the.

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<v Speaker 5>Show dog.

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<v Speaker 8>And what my wife breads the dogs?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and what kind of shepherd will give you? Got there?

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<v Speaker 8>It's a what Swiss shift.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh they're gorgeous, very rare those wifes.

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<v Speaker 8>She's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the London police used to use those years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>You start loads and they're very very rare to see

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<v Speaker 4>these days. The the white Yeah, a little fact for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Mate, but.

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<v Speaker 6>If you double check it first.

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<v Speaker 8>Australian Yeah facts Astrae champion now so it's good, got

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<v Speaker 8>a few points and yeah and.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean Australian champion in what category? Best

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<v Speaker 5>in show?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Best, Well you get points for show and best of

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<v Speaker 8>breed and all that stuff. But yeah, you get a

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<v Speaker 8>hundred points and you get Australian Champion and then yeah

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<v Speaker 8>you go Grand Champion, which is a thousand points of shows.

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<v Speaker 4>So but then when when they breed, then it obviously

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<v Speaker 4>means you're in the old money like stud rights for horses.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but it's pretty expensive to breed the doll so yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>not that much money coming that way. But yeah no,

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<v Speaker 8>and you only bred them go once every three years,

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<v Speaker 8>so yeah, if you do it properly, then we'll see.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, James, thank you very much for the

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<v Speaker 4>side details. We've got a good profile here. So at

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<v Speaker 4>the end of that river, yeah, we've got river. That

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<v Speaker 4>fact about the white dogs London Police or the Met Police,

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<v Speaker 4>they used to have white German shepherd dogs as they

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<v Speaker 4>were called the Alsatians.

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<v Speaker 5>They changed, they rebranded.

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<v Speaker 4>After the war, they moved away from No one wanted

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<v Speaker 4>anything to do with Germany for various reasons. So there,

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<v Speaker 4>over night they became the same dog Alsatians. And then

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<v Speaker 4>suddenly the word is yeah, you get told off now

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<v Speaker 4>by the German shepherd breeders.

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<v Speaker 7>If you don't yes, shut.

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<v Speaker 11>People.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's leave it there for now, not right now, James,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>Norell. Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 12>How are we all morning?

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<v Speaker 5>We are good, Norell you well.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm ducky, I'm going home. I'm happy as a.

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<v Speaker 7>Clam, happy as a clan.

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<v Speaker 5>And now, what pets have you got for eight listeners?

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<v Speaker 5>Pet names?

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, I breed main tunes and I have twelve, but

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<v Speaker 12>I will give you three. I have a widow, a Venom,

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<v Speaker 12>and a Zeus.

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<v Speaker 13>But there's more.

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<v Speaker 5>Zeus is an amazing name for a pet.

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<v Speaker 12>He is awesome.

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<v Speaker 13>He is awesome, would.

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<v Speaker 4>Be Zeus when he knows that zeus as well?

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you he does?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, well Widow and Venom are just as bad.

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<v Speaker 5>So you sound like some sort of Marvel character.

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<v Speaker 4>And I am lesh.

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<v Speaker 12>A prop metigree. Name is black Widow, and I imported

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<v Speaker 12>her from the Netherlands and the breeder named her that.

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<v Speaker 4>This morning you got count from the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 12>Italy and the Czech Republic.

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<v Speaker 5>How did you get them over here?

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<v Speaker 12>Expensively?

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<v Speaker 7>Spoke?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it?

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<v Speaker 5>This note was left on my doorsteps?

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<v Speaker 4>And another Nederland's cat has turned up when I wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>it in?

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<v Speaker 12>And you walk out the money to get them here.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a lot so incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>And then what you breed them and sell them yourself?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, breathe them and sell them as pets and occasionally on.

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<v Speaker 4>The very unreliable Butler's pets. There's some people in certa

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<v Speaker 4>parts the world that we could convince this a small donkey.

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<v Speaker 12>Pretty much them.

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<v Speaker 6>What kind of cat did you say it was?

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<v Speaker 7>Drell?

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<v Speaker 12>There are main trun Jackson, haven't seen of them? Attack me?

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<v Speaker 12>M I I n.

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<v Speaker 7>A c double O in fifteen of them at you.

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<v Speaker 5>Should you say what an incident report?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you have a good look at the pus?

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<v Speaker 4>It was fifteen cats.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And do you want me to put their country of.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes or jelly if you wish, we wish, we wish that.

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<v Speaker 12>Switzerland, You've got Netherlands, Poland, Italy, Czech Republic and of

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<v Speaker 12>course the bread some.

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<v Speaker 4>Here in Australia Eurovision of Cats.

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<v Speaker 12>I can never have the two legged varieties. So I

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<v Speaker 12>went to the fall.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, this is this is great. I love it. Noel,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to send you a prize. You've welcome everybody

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<v Speaker 5>out this morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 12>Also, Worries, listen to you every day.

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<v Speaker 5>Send my love to the cats.

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<v Speaker 12>No worries, thank you.

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<v Speaker 13>Have a great day, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Right now your pets names? Can we do the A

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<v Speaker 4>Z of your pets names? On nine four one four

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<v Speaker 4>one O four three Jack, What have we got so far?

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<v Speaker 7>Mate?

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<v Speaker 3>We've got H Henry, L, Luna, N Nisha, P p

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<v Speaker 3>R River, V, Venom, W for widow and Z for zeus.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm just looking up.

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<v Speaker 3>Those last three were main coon cats that will last

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<v Speaker 3>call a hand. These things are massive, over three thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars in Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>They are huge, beautiful looking cats, but like three times

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<v Speaker 4>inside of a normal cat. How do you get that

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<v Speaker 4>in the post from the Netherlands? I never know. And

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<v Speaker 4>she she's got own row in first class. You got

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<v Speaker 4>a flat in the bed for a.

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<v Speaker 7>Cat like that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, she got fifteen of them.

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<v Speaker 4>She's building an army. All right, let's get some more

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<v Speaker 4>pet names from me.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, Vicky, Oh, good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 12>How you doing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good Vicky. Welcome to the show. And what's your

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<v Speaker 4>pet name for us?

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<v Speaker 14>Oh? Well, it's a purebred German shepherd and he's names

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<v Speaker 14>for because obviously you know two boys I've got and

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<v Speaker 14>they're big marble friends, so of course the name had

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<v Speaker 14>to continue on with the legend. So they've already put

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<v Speaker 14>in a name for the second dog we don't have yet,

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<v Speaker 14>and he named Pulk.

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<v Speaker 4>Thought is a great name for German shepherd.

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<v Speaker 7>I love thought.

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<v Speaker 4>We already have a zeus as well, where we're getting

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<v Speaker 4>through a lot of Marvel characters and Greek gods as

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<v Speaker 4>well adventures. Yeah, and Jack, I know you haven't said

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<v Speaker 4>on a boy's name yet, hunk.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, think that'll be at the top of.

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<v Speaker 4>The isbe he added to the long list. Just wouldn't help,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Vicky, thank you very much for that one thought.

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<v Speaker 14>You're welcome, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, Melanie, good morning, Melanie, Good morning, Good morning, Melanie.

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<v Speaker 4>Already on the road attacking the week. Melanie, what's your

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<v Speaker 4>pet's name?

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<v Speaker 7>For us?

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<v Speaker 14>My dog's name was Kellaway ka double L A W

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<v Speaker 14>A Y.

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<v Speaker 12>And if you're an IFL fan, you would know that

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<v Speaker 12>it was after Richmond.

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<v Speaker 14>Why is Duncan Kellaway?

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm not over familiar with some of the oldest

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<v Speaker 4>sort of Tiger Town goings on in like the nineties

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<v Speaker 4>or two thousand, So kellowait one of the greats.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, he was like a cult hero.

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<v Speaker 14>Everyone loved him. Know, he kicked minimal goals and when

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<v Speaker 14>he did kick a goal, he got a tea.

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<v Speaker 7>Minimal.

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<v Speaker 4>If I got the minimal ratings, no one's.

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<v Speaker 5>Naming a pet after me. I'm mean kicked to the curb.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell you what great thing about minimal minimal weld.

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<v Speaker 6>When our ratings start to drop, let's call ourselves a

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<v Speaker 6>cult show.

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<v Speaker 4>We're a Calloway all right, Calloway, alright, Melanie, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much.

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<v Speaker 7>And cool. Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll get emails now from people in Tiger Town, the

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<v Speaker 4>cheer squad. Jessica, good morning, Hey, hey going, I'm good,

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<v Speaker 4>jess what's your pet name?

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<v Speaker 7>For eight is?

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<v Speaker 15>I guess? I have a purebred English Pointer and her

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<v Speaker 15>name is Quinn. So we named her after Harley Quinn

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<v Speaker 15>from The.

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<v Speaker 4>Batman's Quinn is a great name.

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<v Speaker 15>Yes, and so I call it Quinno because you know

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<v Speaker 15>we're off.

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<v Speaker 10>Actually I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 15>We're going to put on everything, so we did. I

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<v Speaker 15>did want to call those Star Wars names, but my

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<v Speaker 15>partner couldn't say half of them. So yeah, we decided

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<v Speaker 15>on something a little less nerdy, he said with Batman

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<v Speaker 15>because he's not like a massive fan. And I was

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<v Speaker 15>like okay, and he goes, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Love mister misery.

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<v Speaker 4>He's kind of fair to say the name younger.

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<v Speaker 15>No, it was Fennick, and he kept saying Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, no, Fenic, Oh my god, this is real deep.

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<v Speaker 4>He could into the multi verse of Nerdo and beyond

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<v Speaker 4>Nerd and wrapped.

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<v Speaker 15>In I think. So we settled for pets, naming them strange.

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<v Speaker 4>Things, all right, jes talking to us, and there we

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<v Speaker 4>go I don't want to know either. Don't contact the show.

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<v Speaker 4>My life is right. I don't need any brain power.

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<v Speaker 6>You're getting influx of describing and their.

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<v Speaker 4>Relationships stuff at the forums are coming for you, non believer, Tracy.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, Tracy, Tracy? What is your what's your pet?

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<v Speaker 7>First of all, my teeth get in?

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<v Speaker 5>What kind of pig you got?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 16>She was a rescue, so she's got her little taps

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<v Speaker 16>and dam and bath cover and everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Danish Danish quakings?

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<v Speaker 14>Love you no this netisode?

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<v Speaker 12>Are really did?

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<v Speaker 4>And where did you see? You got the pig from Wes?

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<v Speaker 12>You hers as a baby?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah? What do the thing to do?

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<v Speaker 4>Where does the where does the pig live in the house?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 16>We're on a couple of ois, so she's got her

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<v Speaker 16>own little the second with the gams.

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<v Speaker 4>Got banana lounge.

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<v Speaker 6>What's what's the peak's name?

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<v Speaker 7>Good point?

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<v Speaker 4>Please please, Tracy, can we have a photo of ethel

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<v Speaker 4>the Peak?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes for you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to make it.

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<v Speaker 4>The patron saint of our eight has said of your

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<v Speaker 4>pet names ethel P.

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<v Speaker 7>That is great.

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<v Speaker 9>You're listening to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Post told us Friday he may not be on

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<v Speaker 4>today's show. He was convinced that the baby was coming

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<v Speaker 4>about seven days early because they're acupuncturists. Someone who works

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<v Speaker 4>with needles said, the baby's coming, so that means we've

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<v Speaker 4>got this to play this week.

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<v Speaker 17>It's the baby count and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then we're up there tomorrow, and then went to overtime.

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<v Speaker 3>His official due date is Friday, but we were convinced

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<v Speaker 3>he was coming this week in not just the acupunctural

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<v Speaker 3>said it, but even the doctors have been saying, look,

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<v Speaker 3>he looks like he's coming early.

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<v Speaker 6>He looks like he's ready ripe. He will come.

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<v Speaker 5>Side so fruit, What is she going to pop out

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<v Speaker 5>on apple?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, that's not a phrase the doctor used, but that's.

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<v Speaker 4>How a medical he's ripe.

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<v Speaker 3>So we were just sitting on our hands all weekend,

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<v Speaker 3>twiddling our thumbs, waiting for him to start moving about.

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<v Speaker 4>The last few weeks, and the anchors just wants it

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<v Speaker 4>to begin now because she's just uncomfortable and probably having

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<v Speaker 4>a tough time.

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<v Speaker 3>Sleeping, definitely sleeping in his hard She's got to keep

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<v Speaker 3>turning over. You're allowed to sleep on your back, so

0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 3>you've got to sleep on your side. So now we

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<v Speaker 3>turn her over together, so like I grab underneath the

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<v Speaker 3>belly and like shift her on to her other side,

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<v Speaker 3>but build the little pillow fort that she's going to

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<v Speaker 3>keep her comfortable. But there's really not much else for

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<v Speaker 3>us to do that the bank is switching sides is

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<v Speaker 3>one of the highlights of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>And what else did you do this weekend?

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<v Speaker 7>Then?

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<v Speaker 6>So I've started filming.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you joke that I'm friends with this rat

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<v Speaker 3>in the backyard, but I have started paying more attention

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<v Speaker 3>to him, and I have started filming his comings and

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<v Speaker 3>goings from the yard. I didn't like it when they

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<v Speaker 3>were in the roof last year, but now they just

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<v Speaker 3>seem to live in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got resident rats, Well they're.

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<v Speaker 6>There all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>So if that's their residency, or maybe they come from

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<v Speaker 3>a different home and spend time in my yard.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's like a summer house.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically it is a beautiful place you've got, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>their summer house. They are there.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, they're there day and night because even when I

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<v Speaker 6>go out at night.

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<v Speaker 4>For jobs, where else are going to go hours he's

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<v Speaker 4>demute to the city.

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<v Speaker 5>Back to night rats early, help me turn my wife?

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<v Speaker 4>Could you believe runs?

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<v Speaker 2>It's unusual to see them during the day.

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<v Speaker 6>Jack, Oh, well, I got footage for you. Great footage

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<v Speaker 6>coming your way then, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, how much time have you got where you're

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<v Speaker 4>filming rats in the garden?

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<v Speaker 5>Atten Borough?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that five hundred years ago, when we were

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<v Speaker 3>worried about rats carrying the plague and stuff, that we

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<v Speaker 3>were rightfully trying to distance ourselves from rats.

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<v Speaker 6>But in modern day we should we really be scared

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<v Speaker 6>of for them? Are they harmful to y?

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<v Speaker 4>Should be vermin carrying disease?

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<v Speaker 2>Riddled?

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<v Speaker 5>And why are yours?

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<v Speaker 7>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean not everyone else? Rats?

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<v Speaker 4>You have been picking up the old dog plops because

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<v Speaker 4>I've been round Beer four and it was basically the

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<v Speaker 4>garden was ninety eight percent much that you've got rats

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<v Speaker 4>living in there? Actually going we're rats? But this is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>How can someone live like this?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I have been picking up the dog turns because

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<v Speaker 3>I've been home. I've got things, nothing to do, so

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<v Speaker 3>the backyard is spotless. But they love the bushes. They

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<v Speaker 3>love righting.

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<v Speaker 5>Tom Hanks on that island. Are they you're Wilson? Are

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<v Speaker 5>you feed?

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<v Speaker 7>You're not?

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<v Speaker 5>Feeding them or someone not feeding them.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to encourage them, but at the same

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<v Speaker 3>time I've started I want to get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 3>But now I watch them and they're kind of harmless.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they're any more dirty than a bird.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not my friend.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like he is making us reconsider of beings to

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<v Speaker 4>warn rats to.

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<v Speaker 5>Go back in historically where it came from.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we get along with the rats? Hello, little ratty?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, the more I see you, you and

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<v Speaker 5>I are pretty similar, little ratty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a rat really different from a pigeon. Besides, it

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<v Speaker 3>can't fly. We would never worry about We would never

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<v Speaker 3>worry about birds flying in our backyard. Why do we

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<v Speaker 3>worry about rat?

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<v Speaker 4>This is not even worthy of three a w even

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<v Speaker 4>Neil Mitchell. I don't think even the great Neil Mitchell's

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<v Speaker 4>ever done a phone in about rats?

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<v Speaker 5>Are they that dissimilar to a pigeon?

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<v Speaker 7>Calling?

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<v Speaker 14>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Win a spinal Le's pillow.

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<v Speaker 5>That kid really needs.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're like this, Jay the number you didn't give

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<v Speaker 3>the number out so people can call in triple zero.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian o'connells podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey Jack, Yeah, I've had a look at the video.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's cute, isn't he?

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<v Speaker 7>You sound like Mad.

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<v Speaker 4>World and forty Towers. That is a mouse. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>a rat, is it? Yeah's mouse? There? No, it's a mouse.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a beautiful, cute looking little mousey.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I thought he was big for a man, A

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<v Speaker 6>nice rat.

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<v Speaker 4>Rat's a darker, bigger, longer towel. That is a very

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:25.200
<v Speaker 4>nice little mouse.

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:26.880
<v Speaker 6>Big old mouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I reckon I could get a good coin for

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<v Speaker 3>him if I sold him on the open market.

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<v Speaker 4>What do we in some sort of Kensian novel? You

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<v Speaker 4>get a good coin, you know, huckerboy fing get a

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 4>good coin for him down on the trader's market by

0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:39.400
<v Speaker 4>the paddle boats.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I don't like him as much now that he's

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 6>a mouse.

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<v Speaker 5>What have you got a good mouse here? Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>I just thought have you seen him, Pats? Is that

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 6>a mouse or a rat?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I have to have a look.

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<v Speaker 6>He's on what's up? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that that's no rash No, no, no, no, it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Chatting too over the week? Ken?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just say this now as a friend, not

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 4>just someone does the radio show with you.

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<v Speaker 6>I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm okay, I just flagging it up now, Just why

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 4>we're here today, I've got nowhere there. We're gonna be Friday.

0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:16.960
<v Speaker 4>If that kid's not here in a week's time, I'm

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 4>really am worried that actually we might ast just shake hands.

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 4>Go why don't you start the opportunity leave now, just

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 4>have a little lie down and stuff like that.

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:26.480
<v Speaker 5>Spend some time with them with the rat mouse.

0:29:27.640 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 4>We've heard of cat ladies. We now found rat boy.

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<v Speaker 4>So while you're eager to begin your fatherhood, basically, I've

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 4>had a very very different experience at the other side

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:43.800
<v Speaker 4>of the rainbow. Jackie boy. Yeah, oh my word. I

0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 4>as you said, Friday, I was taking Ruby. That's my

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 4>oldest daughter. She's in the year twelve, huge year. She

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 4>turns eighteen and a couple of months time. So we

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 4>went away for Friday night and then Saturday go and

0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 4>look at the campus at A ANDU and camera beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's great that she wants to go out

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 3>of mel as well to go to tertiary education, because

0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 3>it's not a common thing in Australia, but in the

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 3>US and in the UK it's a right of passage

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:11.080
<v Speaker 3>to leave home and your hometown to go to the

0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 3>university that you're going to attend.

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, So in the UK you don't stay at home, really,

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 4>you go away and say within America's well, it's very

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 4>rare here. So yeah, I'm kind of pleased, even though

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 4>it's like that's some great ones. You know, the moment

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 4>she's twenty minutes from us, your mom and I can

0:30:25.880 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 4>be there very quick.

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 6>Could you do some homeschooling?

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I that's but no, we went away to camera,

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 4>and I've got to be honest. I suddenly got a

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 4>sense of what is going on. I was like, because

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:40.160
<v Speaker 4>she was so excited. It's like this new calling, isn't it.

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 4>We've all have that when you know it's time to

0:30:42.160 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 4>leave and you're not really ready.

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 5>But she is ready.

0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 4>And I saw there she met a mate of hers

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 4>who started a couple of weeks ago. She is so excited,

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 4>and I thought, oh my god, it's already happening then

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 4>what I thought would be years and years away. I

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 4>suddenly got my it's rare in life, you know where

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:58.360
<v Speaker 4>you are in the pattern of it all. But when

0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:00.720
<v Speaker 4>I saw her there walk around this campus, I thought,

0:31:00.760 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 4>good god, this time next year, whether it is this

0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 4>college or another one, she'll be dropped off here and

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 4>that this. I don't know, eighteen years have being this

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 4>kind of dad where you still have quite a lot

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 4>of day to day contact, not just that influence less

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 4>and less these days, in fact none in the last

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 4>five years, if I'm honest. But is this an illusion

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 4>on need to tell hisself? But that kind of Perrington

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 4>that dad, he will fade away when she goes next year.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 4>It's really strange to sort of as you're coming into

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:29.240
<v Speaker 4>the start of it, Jackie boy, and you're perhaps you're

0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:31.400
<v Speaker 4>a sort of ten years into it, suddenly the other

0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:34.200
<v Speaker 4>side of it, it's a really it's a strange kind

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:37.280
<v Speaker 4>of almost beautiful heartbreak where it's not real heartbreak, like

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 4>there's something sad happening. It's amazing what's happening, but there

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:42.360
<v Speaker 4>is a strange kind of beauty to it. Where I

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 4>saw it so happen. I'm thinking, oh my god, it's

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 4>never going to be like it is right now. You

0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 4>know it will change in a year's time. So yeah,

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 4>completely different experience. It was amazing seeing it there.

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<v Speaker 3>And has it gone fuck? Do you feel like it's

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 3>gone fast for you? When you first arrived. I remember

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Ruby was thirteen. We went to fourteenth birthday, not long

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 3>after you got here. I think it's flown by now

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 3>that she's eighteen and looking at university.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I tell you what happens is right the first

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 4>couple of years, Jackie Boy does not go in the

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 4>blink of an eye, does it, Patsy? It's almost galatial.

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:16.840
<v Speaker 4>It is so slow. You didn't think I've kept this

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<v Speaker 4>back right when you didn't think time could go this slowly.

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 4>They're like, and I watch it again, Oh, what time

0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:26.880
<v Speaker 4>is it? It's ten past six in the morning, and

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 4>I've been up for an hour. There's so many more

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<v Speaker 4>hours in the day to go to the playpark, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you want to stay in the play park for

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<v Speaker 4>like three hours of you Oh, you're so t would

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 4>I ever see a bed again? It goes so slowly,

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<v Speaker 4>and then suddenly when they become teenagers, it's like it's

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<v Speaker 4>it's on fast forward. And I can't think it's going

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<v Speaker 4>to be eighteen and then she'd be at college wherever

0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 4>she goes next year. It's gone really really quickly. One

0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 4>thing I didn't think about over the weekend, jack Boy.

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<v Speaker 4>And now you say that, you know you're kind of

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<v Speaker 4>idling a bit before it'll happens. And you and your

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<v Speaker 4>wife begin your own beautiful journey into it.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it'd be a really nice thing to do

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 4>with something. I write a lot of letters to the kids,

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 4>normally when it's their birthday or Christmas. I put a

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<v Speaker 4>little letter in there. Why didn't you write a letter

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<v Speaker 4>to Jack Junior about what you hope for him? And

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<v Speaker 4>you both together? I think a bit thing of you

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<v Speaker 4>saying actually what your intention is. I think it'd be

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<v Speaker 4>a lovely thing to do.

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<v Speaker 6>That's actually a great idea. You do handwritten?

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 4>Wait, a bit informal, going, dear son.

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<v Speaker 2>So big keyboard?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you do hand written?

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:33.960
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 4>I put a bit of effort into it, So I

0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:40.040
<v Speaker 4>do hand written? Yes, Samuel peeps here does I get

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<v Speaker 4>my fountain, nip out my quill?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Do handwritten. I'll tell you what when you do do

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<v Speaker 5>these handwritten notes? Right?

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 4>So I did the inside their Christmas card, Tavy and

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<v Speaker 4>birthday and and I remember once I did a letter

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<v Speaker 4>too far right where my daughter was going to win

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<v Speaker 4>a school trip, and I thought, I'll give a little

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<v Speaker 4>secret letter in that when she finds it, it'll be

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<v Speaker 4>when she needs it. She said, the worst moment in

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<v Speaker 4>the trip, right, she was struggling away was when she

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 4>read that flipping letter. She said it was the most

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:11.760
<v Speaker 4>miserable thing. It was lovely. She had to stop reading

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:16.040
<v Speaker 4>it about three lines in and go, why is not

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<v Speaker 4>the same if I'd given her a tight written one?

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<v Speaker 6>Check your email? Ruby.

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<v Speaker 4>The Also the thing with going back to writing my

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<v Speaker 4>hand right is it takes ages because you might be

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<v Speaker 4>like towards the end of like a beautiful page with

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:32.320
<v Speaker 4>all these words written down, and then you make a

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 4>spelling mistake and you can't You can't put a line

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.480
<v Speaker 4>through it or get the correcting fluid out from the school.

0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:40.359
<v Speaker 5>It does not the same. She got to start again.

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 4>And also because we don't write at all anymore, just

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<v Speaker 4>apart from your name maybe in a card, your hands

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:49.840
<v Speaker 4>killing you? You do not think I can an exam

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:50.959
<v Speaker 4>shaking out your anger?

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:54.959
<v Speaker 7>This is so hard something I can.

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:57.240
<v Speaker 6>Get a sore hand just writing a birthday cat.

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So are you for doing it the next couple of days?

0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:05.840
<v Speaker 5>And can we hear this on air? Own your words?

0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:08.040
<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'll get well.

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:10.319
<v Speaker 3>Does it make it less personal than if I'm if

0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking of you guys listening in as third parties?

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 3>How about I give you a snippet of what I

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:15.799
<v Speaker 3>write to him.

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:18.279
<v Speaker 5>Perfect. That's great. You share as much you want to, mate,

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:18.879
<v Speaker 5>use the time.

0:35:19.040 --> 0:35:21.280
<v Speaker 9>Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:25.320
<v Speaker 4>By the way, the joy in getting on a plane,

0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:27.400
<v Speaker 4>even though it was just a fifteen minutes's flight to

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:29.839
<v Speaker 4>hop over from Melbourne to camera. The joy of being

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:31.719
<v Speaker 4>at the airport Friday night.

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh it's great.

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:34.399
<v Speaker 6>Is it busy again?

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, it's heaving just seeing people moving around. Yeah,

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:41.239
<v Speaker 4>it was great. And then stay in this hotel. What

0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 4>is it about that hotel toaster? There was an old guy.

0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 4>Me and this old guy got into it almost. Yes,

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:51.840
<v Speaker 4>there's always an old guy waiting there, right, it doesn't

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:55.320
<v Speaker 4>isn't relaxed enough to wander off and come back to it?

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 17>Right?

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 4>And he saw me puts him in and I could

0:35:58.000 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 4>tell he was about to leave, But when he saw

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:04.760
<v Speaker 4>me there, he waited. Trust a barmy with the toast anyway,

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:12.719
<v Speaker 4>he said this to me. Mine's in there already on

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 4>that sort toaster right as well?

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 5>It's so slow?

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.800
<v Speaker 4>Is it why they have the settings like one to

0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 4>This thing had one to eight after like four? Who

0:36:22.920 --> 0:36:27.400
<v Speaker 4>needs five, six, seven even on your normal toaster? Who's

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:31.360
<v Speaker 4>who's requiring bunt wood where you really want to charcoal

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:33.200
<v Speaker 4>or mute the thing. I don't know, why don't they

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 4>just have one to three? Why do we he five six, seven, eight.

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:38.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what eight was on this beast

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:40.400
<v Speaker 4>of a thing that he was waiting for his toaster.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Also, the risk is that you go to little because

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:45.839
<v Speaker 3>if you have to go back on the conveyor belt,

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:47.160
<v Speaker 3>that's another five minutes and.

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 4>It's all floppy, and as well, you don't know, you

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 4>don't look like you don't know what you're doing. Also,

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:54.399
<v Speaker 4>dining in the right temperature in hotel showers. Obviously, having

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 4>not been away in a hotel for a while, it's

0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 4>still the longest part of your stay in that room

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 4>is trying to work out the right balance between hong kold.

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 5>Isn't it even working out which one's blood and cold?

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 4>I go to go and get out of the shower,

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 4>find my reading glasses that it's just a squiggle, it's

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 4>just cold.

0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:15.719
<v Speaker 3>Is this they need to be standardized across all tells

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 3>because they've all got their own system.

0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 4>And used the TOTA system. Can't we just have one

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:23.400
<v Speaker 4>to five? It works for the bread? Can we just

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:26.399
<v Speaker 4>have that same system. My dad sent me an email

0:37:26.400 --> 0:37:29.359
<v Speaker 4>over the weekend. You know, sometimes he finds a news

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:31.319
<v Speaker 4>article or something that we might want to talk about

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:31.719
<v Speaker 4>on the show.

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 5>Bless him.

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:33.800
<v Speaker 4>Yep, I don't want to say to him, have you

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.440
<v Speaker 4>been the last six months? Not one single email? It

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 4>kept telling me there's there's nothing funny, there's nothing funny

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:41.839
<v Speaker 4>in the papers. At the moment, suddenly he's found he's

0:37:41.840 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 4>found something that tick with him over the weekend. Anyway,

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 4>it's a story towards the end of last week about

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:50.320
<v Speaker 4>the tennis player John Millman, who accidentally hit himself in

0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:53.279
<v Speaker 4>the eye with a tennis ball, not one that was

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 4>being you know, served to him in actual play, just

0:37:56.640 --> 0:37:58.799
<v Speaker 4>he sort of I don't know, just miscuses as he's

0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 4>throwing it himself and itked him in the eye so

0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 4>badly he had to end the game. He had to retire.

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 4>I asked the team that they can find some audio.

0:38:06.040 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 4>They couldn't, but they have got this that makes no sense.

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 4>This was recorded from the car park outside the Abulco

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 4>Stadium where the one was playing.

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily and.

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<v Speaker 6>Then the are they playing that just for a subwa

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 6>for and no other speakers?

0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 4>If you think that makes no sense. I don't even

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:34.320
<v Speaker 4>know what the producers thought we could do with this.

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:35.640
<v Speaker 4>What happened?

0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:35.919
<v Speaker 11>Mate?

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't know whether these went to a pub near

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 4>mine and recorded some bogans playing on the slot machines

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:46.880
<v Speaker 4>on the pokes.

0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 5>What do you think of? What just happened?

0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:48.960
<v Speaker 6>What happened?

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:49.239
<v Speaker 13>Mate?

0:38:56.000 --> 0:38:56.279
<v Speaker 7>It's like.

0:38:58.280 --> 0:39:01.399
<v Speaker 4>Watch but then it sounds like they're at the side

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:02.680
<v Speaker 4>of a swimming pool at gala.

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:03.600
<v Speaker 6>What happened?

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Mate's flicking the balls?

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 5>It's fine, it's our new game.

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:18.760
<v Speaker 4>What is going on in this audio clip? So anyway,

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 4>this morning one of your stories and of self inflicted injuries.

0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 4>Poor John Milman then had to retire from his game

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 4>hit himself with a tennis ball in the eye.

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 6>It's so innocent and maybe it's just sorry, sorry, what's

0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:34.560
<v Speaker 6>the matter?

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:34.960
<v Speaker 7>Or what?

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:35.839
<v Speaker 5>Over the phone number?

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 4>I mean, who does that and then starts telling me

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 4>it's innocent. Well, it wasn't trying to take himself out.

0:39:42.480 --> 0:39:45.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't hate tennis. I just throw this ball in

0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:45.520
<v Speaker 4>my eye.

0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 5>It was innocent.

0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 4>Guys, I don't want anyone listen to this right now

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:49.680
<v Speaker 4>thinking that we're trying to say something.

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 6>You know, you give the number and then tell me

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.520
<v Speaker 6>when I can talk nobody.

0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:55.480
<v Speaker 4>Just wait for the balls. I mean, when you hear

0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 4>audio and radio. Sit back nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>o four three. Jack your thoughts, no further comments.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 4>You might well go and chat to that rat mouse

0:40:09.600 --> 0:40:14.720
<v Speaker 4>Jack Well Christian Connell's show podcast we looking feel stories

0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 4>about self inflicted injuries.

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<v Speaker 7>Jeff, good morning, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, I sort of hid butt of the side of

0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 10>my truck and broke my nose.

0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 6>About it, though, you.

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:31.640
<v Speaker 4>Make it sound like it's a routine activity for us

0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:34.800
<v Speaker 4>to head but our own vehicles. Why were you batting it, Jeff?

0:40:35.920 --> 0:40:37.800
<v Speaker 10>Oh, I was doing up a wretchet strap because I

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:41.360
<v Speaker 10>carry some heavy stuff on the truck, and one of

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 10>the ratchets let go in the blinding mechanism, and I

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 10>hid butt of the side of my truck, split my

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 10>nose open, had a non displaced fracture. Sat on the

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:54.360
<v Speaker 10>ground for a while, thinking, what the hell happened?

0:40:58.680 --> 0:40:58.960
<v Speaker 15>Blood?

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.240
<v Speaker 10>Why here is into the office?

0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 5>Dear all right, Jeff, thank you very much. You killed

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 5>I have a good day. I don't know about you, guys,

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 5>but I love a good ratchet chat.

0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 7>Oh.

0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 3>First time I got him, though, daunting because I didn't

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 3>know how to use them as I was at Bunning's

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:17.040
<v Speaker 3>ready to ratchet up.

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I never used them before, but now we didn't know.

0:41:20.040 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 4>Our dads didn't teach us that. But once you know

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 4>the dark hearts so that you want to start ratcheting.

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 4>You want people to know that I'm a ratchet guy,

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 4>know how to an.

0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:37.240
<v Speaker 6>I feel like ratcheting something.

0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 4>As soon as the show's done at night, and I'm

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 4>heading straight to Bunning. So buy some ratchets. I've got

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 4>no need for just anyway, Jack and I have very

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 4>excited about ratchets. Chun in tomorrow morning. You can win

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 4>your own ratchets Susan, Good morning, Good morning, Suki, and

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:57.440
<v Speaker 4>tell us about your self inflicted injury.

0:41:58.200 --> 0:41:58.399
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.279
<v Speaker 16>So it was right in the middle of co OVID

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.840
<v Speaker 16>and I'm working from home. All the kids are studying

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:05.600
<v Speaker 16>from home. Husband's out in the shed working from home,

0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 16>and I thought, oh, I haven't seen him for a

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:10.799
<v Speaker 16>few hours. Let's get you know, a bit of excitement going.

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 16>Let's spice things up a little bit. No, no, you

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 16>want to see this shed.

0:42:20.080 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 15>It's like a palace anyway, So I go.

0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 5>Out, are rocky.

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:26.319
<v Speaker 15>It's exactly right.

0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 16>So I go out there and air quote, just in

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 16>a hoodie and my mobile phone is in the pocket

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<v Speaker 16>at the front, you know where you put your hands together.

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<v Speaker 16>My mobile phone is there.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, you get in the picture. Yes.

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<v Speaker 16>So I walk into the shed, right and I decide

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<v Speaker 16>to do a little bit of a reveal.

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<v Speaker 5>And with a hoodie. I mean, it's one thing shows

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<v Speaker 5>strip for you.

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<v Speaker 16>So I whipped the hoodie up with the mobile phone

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<v Speaker 16>in the pocket, smashed myself in the face of the phone,

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<v Speaker 16>split my lip everywhere, and then I have to explain

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<v Speaker 16>it to the teenagers. How mum split her lip?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, so it was.

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<v Speaker 16>It was an interesting and interesting morning and I was

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<v Speaker 16>I will never do that ever again.

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<v Speaker 15>Mobile phones are quite heavy, guy.

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<v Speaker 6>It was an explosive strip, tease and sultry.

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<v Speaker 12>It was more of a flash.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Susan, thank you very much to give us

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<v Speaker 5>a call.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, bye, Luke, good morning. I'm good. Have you

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<v Speaker 4>had a great weekend? Thanks for calling the show. What's

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<v Speaker 4>your self inflicted injury?

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 13>I was just as a gimm a holidays with the

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<v Speaker 13>parents at the resort had a mini golf course down there.

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<v Speaker 13>So when you played a mini golf by myself, I couldn't,

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<v Speaker 13>couldn't get this hole. I did about eight shots, started

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<v Speaker 13>getting real angry, frustrated, so it took off and just

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<v Speaker 13>teed off in a very small bat too meter course

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<v Speaker 13>it'd all hit the wall, ricocheted and came directly straight

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<v Speaker 13>in the eye.

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<v Speaker 5>And where did it hit you in the eye?

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<v Speaker 18>Yeah, it hit me directly. I think it was the

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<v Speaker 18>right eye.

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<v Speaker 13>I was only about thirteen years old, and yeah, I

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<v Speaker 13>started crying.

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<v Speaker 10>Looked around.

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<v Speaker 8>Mom and Dad weren't there.

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<v Speaker 13>So I realized I've hurt myself and I've got to

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<v Speaker 13>walk back. And yeah, for the next two days. Eyes

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<v Speaker 13>were swollen and black over the holidays of this two

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<v Speaker 13>week holiday.

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<v Speaker 7>At the resort. Injury.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, absolutely love it. I was very accident prone as

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<v Speaker 13>a kid and still saw that am as an adult.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, lukey, boys, thank you very much. You give

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<v Speaker 4>us a call.

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<v Speaker 13>No, guys, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank care, Louke and Chris to squeeze CHRISSI gress self

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<v Speaker 4>convicted injuries in morning.

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<v Speaker 18>All I'm a fitter and term maintenance fut of my trade,

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<v Speaker 18>and I was an easy out of bolted tractor. I

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<v Speaker 18>was using it with a shifter because it was hard

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<v Speaker 18>to get to. I managed to break the bolted tractor,

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<v Speaker 18>followed through and hit myself and the family jewels.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry that was a follow through. I thought that was

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<v Speaker 5>your self injury.

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<v Speaker 7>One.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, all flush, did you hit?

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<v Speaker 18>I hit myself in the groy in the groin, and

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<v Speaker 18>it was quite so long, and for a couple of

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<v Speaker 18>weeks I was saying stars quite a few minutes afterward,

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<v Speaker 18>limp limp, limped off their say and sat myself in

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<v Speaker 18>the first aid and I stacked for quite some time.

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<v Speaker 5>And then didn't you just collapse? You just fold in

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<v Speaker 5>on yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>You only need a little tap there, let alone a

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<v Speaker 4>big bolt extractor.

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<v Speaker 10>That's why are you iron balls?

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<v Speaker 8>Not quite?

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<v Speaker 18>I was called that I dropped the dropped to my

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<v Speaker 18>knees and don't remember much for about a mini or

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<v Speaker 18>two afterwards. So yeah, managed to lit myself off and.

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<v Speaker 5>Wounded animal.

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<v Speaker 18>Pretty much and spawned the quart a few colorful nick

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<v Speaker 18>games afterwards.

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<v Speaker 5>Gotcha.

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<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's get into this week's.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just another miss heard many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 4>Every Monday, we are the Home on the Radio of

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<v Speaker 4>your misheard lyrics as we play them back.

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<v Speaker 5>If we agree what you think you're mishearing, you'll hear this.

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<v Speaker 4>If not, And for the great Ones, this Hall of

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<v Speaker 4>Favor last week three Hall of Famers. Mandy from Nirvana's

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<v Speaker 4>Heart Shaped Box. Hey wait, I got a new cold Play.

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<v Speaker 4>I still love that one, Alan had Elton John Saturday

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<v Speaker 4>Nights all right for fighting sellotape, sellotape, sellotape, sellotape. And

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<v Speaker 4>then we had Wish Master by Night Wish from Danica Hamster,

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<v Speaker 4>a dentist, hardcore Steven Seagal. All right, then let's get

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<v Speaker 4>into the brand new ones. First art, we have Belinda

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<v Speaker 4>from Smashing Pumpkins Wound. You're a part of me eternal one.

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<v Speaker 5>Or is it the far more chilling? You're a pot

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<v Speaker 5>of bees, a ton of wasps.

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<v Speaker 2>Mention to wasps and songs, I hear bees?

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<v Speaker 4>He wass there's this black back again? So I miss

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<v Speaker 4>here is you're a pot of bees a ton of wasps.

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<v Speaker 5>Are we hearing it?

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<v Speaker 7>Yep?

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<v Speaker 4>We don't hear wasp, but the search will always be

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<v Speaker 4>on for any miss here that involves the wasps. Jacqueline

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<v Speaker 4>has a bony m Raspuccian in his eyes a flaming glow.

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 5>Or is it in his eyes a flamingo flaming flaming?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes? I like.

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<v Speaker 4>Esther is fifteen Alost Christian. I listen to the Miss

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<v Speaker 4>Hurds every Monday. I've got one Freedom for my people

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<v Speaker 4>By Oliver Helden's I have gold in my bones and

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<v Speaker 4>diamonds in my soul?

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<v Speaker 7>Or is it?

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<v Speaker 4>And this is the humor of a fifteen year old

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<v Speaker 4>m and almost forty nine year old. I have gold

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<v Speaker 4>in my balls and.

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<v Speaker 5>In sense of human.

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<v Speaker 4>Year old, I have gold in my balls and diamonds

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<v Speaker 4>in my soul. Yes, I have gold in my balls

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<v Speaker 4>and diamonds in my soul. For that high quality, top

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:48.040
<v Speaker 4>end of town material, there's only one place for the

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<v Speaker 4>US to come on.

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<v Speaker 5>In Mitchell Warren Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I think System of a Down are singing about me

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<v Speaker 4>in this song Holy Mountain, first one so far the

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<v Speaker 4>year of people hearing their own in songs. This from

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell Warren, so the original line someone's mouth said, paint

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<v Speaker 4>them all redd? Or is it someone's mountain named em Warren?

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<v Speaker 4>Our friend, Mitchell Warren, Are we hearing someone's mountain named

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<v Speaker 4>em Warren?

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<v Speaker 5>I really hope this does da.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, she shoots Scolls Hall Warren gets his name checked

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<v Speaker 4>by system of a Down.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Two want Ago bes Bears has got this one, Lady

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<v Speaker 4>gar go bad romance. I want your lover, I want

0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.720
<v Speaker 4>your revenge. You and me could have a bad romance?

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<v Speaker 4>Or is it?

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<v Speaker 5>I want your love and I want your revenge. You

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<v Speaker 5>and me could buy a pair of pants. No way,

0:51:17.520 --> 0:51:18.040
<v Speaker 5>no way?

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<v Speaker 4>And finally today then Sandy's got deep Purple Highway Star.

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<v Speaker 4>She stays close on every bend. Or is it she

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<v Speaker 4>is Coleslaw every day?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that is it.

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<v Speaker 4>It works, She's cost every day.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, no.

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<v Speaker 4>That for me. Sandy's crystal clear hashtag. It's Monday. If

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<v Speaker 4>you got any email me.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't pay for the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian Christian Christian O'Connell dot com today you bye bye,

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<v Speaker 4>Carl Brner.

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<v Speaker 9>You're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>This could be the week when Jack's son comes.

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<v Speaker 4>This could also be the week he spends more time

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<v Speaker 4>befriending a rat in his garden.

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<v Speaker 5>Both of these things could easily happen this week.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the baby count.

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<v Speaker 2>Five days two.

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<v Speaker 4>Judeay Friday. But Jackie Jr. And now you one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>percent on that name. By the way, Jackie Jr.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going with Hey, all jokes aside. I do think

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<v Speaker 3>Jack Post Junior is a strong name. I do think

0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 3>it's a bit egotistical, but Jack Post Jr. Has a

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<v Speaker 3>cool string to it.

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<v Speaker 5>It couldn't be any more egotistical. You are a different person.

0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:56.200
<v Speaker 5>You are me smaller. I mean, have you met Trump Junior?

0:52:56.239 --> 0:53:00.359
<v Speaker 6>By the way, No, I haven't met Trump kid.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that who you want to aspire to be?

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<v Speaker 5>A junior? He's a completely different person to you.

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<v Speaker 7>How's this?

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<v Speaker 3>My friend just had a baby called him his own name, Tim,

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<v Speaker 3>Tim Convey the.

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<v Speaker 4>Third like that?

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<v Speaker 5>That is fancy. I like that a lot.

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<v Speaker 6>Could I call him Jack Post two?

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<v Speaker 5>Then No, it's going to be Jack Post the second.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but all that sounds like more royal, sounds like

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<v Speaker 6>a sequel hot shots.

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<v Speaker 5>Pardon Dad, I needs you to get in touch with

0:53:42.200 --> 0:53:43.360
<v Speaker 5>the show because it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is five days to go until the official drop date.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm forming a league of dad to support group.

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<v Speaker 4>But Dad to me, Dad and waiting pending Dad, Jack

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<v Speaker 4>Post he needs our help.

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<v Speaker 17>We all need each other's help. We are each other's

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<v Speaker 17>keeper up. Make another that I like that we are

0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:08.120
<v Speaker 17>each other's a keeper. Yeah, you got that'll be a mantra.

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<v Speaker 17>Come join a league of dads together, dads who will

0:54:13.520 --> 0:54:16.399
<v Speaker 17>support Jack and you hear the cover's gip.

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<v Speaker 4>At the moment he does need some support, Email me

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<v Speaker 4>Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you quick

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<v Speaker 4>question from this dad, Jackie boy? Are you making food

0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 4>and freezing it? You need to be doing that so

0:54:27.760 --> 0:54:30.000
<v Speaker 4>it's easy when it all kicks off.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that is a great idea, though, because I'm on

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<v Speaker 3>meal Dudy's for the first two weeks at least, and

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<v Speaker 3>we never view you.

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<v Speaker 5>So then what's happening? Then you got your feet up?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you the kids leaving home? So hit me here

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<v Speaker 5>for I guess at fortnite.

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<v Speaker 4>At least two weeks, He's clear it's candor, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon look looking ahead at.

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<v Speaker 4>The year for two weeks, I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>The next two weeks and then ongoing on top of

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<v Speaker 6>that the rest.

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<v Speaker 4>We are each other's keeper. This is why he needs.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good for two weeks, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>So yet stop making food and freezing it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because we only ever used the freezer for like

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<v Speaker 3>bananas that we never make into banana bread. Then miscellaneous

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<v Speaker 3>items that we can't even identify.

0:55:25.440 --> 0:55:29.120
<v Speaker 4>Anymore, says I'm a hipster more than we just used

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<v Speaker 4>the freezer to put bananas in for as your unmade

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<v Speaker 4>dreams of banana breads.

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<v Speaker 6>I hope the kid likes banana bread.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't worry, You're good for two weeks of banana bread.

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<v Speaker 4>Sonny Jackie Boy. The third or second.

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<v Speaker 5>Alright, some entries to join the League of Dance.

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<v Speaker 7>This is Dylan.

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<v Speaker 11>Dylan here they love to join the League of Dads.

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<v Speaker 11>Had twin girls three months ago. Firstly, I just like

0:55:59.120 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 11>to tell you, if you're having one baby, then you're

0:56:01.280 --> 0:56:03.799
<v Speaker 11>not going to have any problems whatsoever because you don't

0:56:03.840 --> 0:56:05.759
<v Speaker 11>have twins. Not to be a walk in the park.

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<v Speaker 11>The first bit of advice formula. I know the naturalists

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<v Speaker 11>will tell you to keep it to the boob only,

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<v Speaker 11>but if your baby's crying, it wants food. It doesn't

0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:16.120
<v Speaker 11>want anything else. It just wants you to give it

0:56:16.200 --> 0:56:19.000
<v Speaker 11>some food. Doesn't matter how much, just enough to put

0:56:19.000 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 11>it to sleep. Second of all is by the dummies.

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<v Speaker 11>Third of all is a rotating lamp with stars and

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:28.320
<v Speaker 11>moons on it, and it will put the kids asleep

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<v Speaker 11>straight away. Good luck, Jack, and I hope it all

0:56:31.520 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 11>goes well. Can't wait to join the league.

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<v Speaker 5>Of don't know what happened? I think cool coming in.

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<v Speaker 3>People are religious about the breastfeeding verst of formula. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't even want to get into that area.

0:56:46.040 --> 0:56:49.839
<v Speaker 4>Could We could waste a week of shows falling out

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<v Speaker 4>with listeners that we've spent four years getting to know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's bigger than whether or not to get vaccinated, or

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<v Speaker 4>whether or not to wear a mask.

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<v Speaker 6>It is much than any politics we could talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's not go anywhere near it all right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Eric is a guy we spoke to a lot on

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<v Speaker 4>the show. It's a lovely guy. He's father to twelve kids,

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:16.080
<v Speaker 4>twelve children. He actually has twelve children and another one,

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<v Speaker 4>number thirteen is on the way. So when he shares advice,

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<v Speaker 4>we listen.

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<v Speaker 7>Get a Jack.

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<v Speaker 19>Eric here with another tip for today. It's not a

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<v Speaker 19>competition whether you stop at one or have an army

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<v Speaker 19>like I do. Every family is amazing, every child of blessings,

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<v Speaker 19>So enjoy this part of life. Just because my baby

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<v Speaker 19>sleeps through the night earlier than yours, good on them.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe your baby walks before mine.

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:40.000
<v Speaker 6>Good on them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's life.

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<v Speaker 19>I bet you don't go to the pub with Christian

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<v Speaker 19>and say, hey, I was going to the toilet at one,

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<v Speaker 19>but you were still in nappies at three. Be happy

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<v Speaker 19>with what you've got, your healthy, loving family, because I

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<v Speaker 19>tell you what happiness in life.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it for today.

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<v Speaker 6>Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll speak soon, Dad, Eric King. Eric needs to definitely

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<v Speaker 4>come into the League of Dads as well.

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<v Speaker 7>I was.

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<v Speaker 5>You would say, Dylan, but it's too controversial. He starts

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<v Speaker 5>stowing up in there.

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<v Speaker 4>There's gonna be breakaway leagues and stubborn separatists going on

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<v Speaker 4>fundamentalists about the baby milks.

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<v Speaker 5>Dylan, you're out, buddy. You know you can't all come

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<v Speaker 5>into the League of Dads.

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<v Speaker 6>Jack, No, Dug, bring Dylan in. We got to get

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<v Speaker 6>as many as we can.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Dylan, that was a very quick bart. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>if you want to be in the League of Dads,

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<v Speaker 5>email me. Not about formula milk. I don't care. Christian

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<v Speaker 5>at Christian O'Connell dot com.

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<v Speaker 9>Dot au, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Time for a brand new at work time waster. What

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<v Speaker 5>a story this is.

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<v Speaker 4>A man in Perth is reeling. This is such a

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<v Speaker 4>sort of journalistic ease, isn't it really? Or doing newspapers,

0:58:50.160 --> 0:58:51.960
<v Speaker 4>you can never written used to it. They've always put

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<v Speaker 4>someone's age. They're obsessed with that. A perthman Brackets twenty

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<v Speaker 4>nine is reeling after being tonight entry into a pub

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<v Speaker 4>because of his a mullets. What Australia Perth again?

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<v Speaker 7>Right now?

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<v Speaker 6>Were they boys school who banned the mullet out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, right, yeah, they're done.

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<v Speaker 4>Any part of Australia they're any part of the mullets

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<v Speaker 4>talking to the press, talking to the press.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it like at a press conference?

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<v Speaker 4>It's mother Karen. There's always a Karen. She lives on,

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<v Speaker 4>said the twenty two year old. I told you they're

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<v Speaker 4>always subsessor at their age, said the twenty two year old.

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<v Speaker 4>Man and his mates turned up at the Cottslow Beach

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<v Speaker 4>Hotel but were turned away by security who told them

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<v Speaker 4>there was a strict no mullet policy. Wow, so today

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<v Speaker 4>we're looking for your Bogan movies. Bogan movies. Eyes down,

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy, how are yours?

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<v Speaker 6>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm ready for it, all right, let's do it. Bogan movies.

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<v Speaker 4>Harry Potter in the bowling trophy, Silver, Three men, Who's

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<v Speaker 4>baby gold let, the right one in mullet, the right.

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<v Speaker 6>In silver, pas damn it?

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<v Speaker 5>Full denim jacket, Gold, nickel, back to the future.

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<v Speaker 4>They love the old nickel, Bogans silver, the girl with

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<v Speaker 4>the Southern Cross tattoo gold and Citizen Shane. Citizens whenever

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<v Speaker 4>you hear a Bogan, mum yell at some kid called

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<v Speaker 4>shame before even look around.

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<v Speaker 7>You know that kid.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's three four.

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<v Speaker 4>Five, It's got both of its ears, Pierce, It's always

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<v Speaker 4>the case is.

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<v Speaker 5>Like a drain. She loved that one.

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<v Speaker 6>Lots of Shane's outing whereby it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Patsy's middle name.

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<v Speaker 7>She's reeling.

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<v Speaker 4>She is going to need a bigger boat. We landed

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<v Speaker 4>the big one. Half Jackie Boy, Bogan movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Barly and me Ah yes, gold strong, start donutting, Miss Daisy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, that is gold as well.

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<v Speaker 6>I know what us did last summer.

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<v Speaker 4>That that is three golds. Can he carry it on?

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<v Speaker 3>Smoke o'huonters No, no crash, no down, no, no think

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<v Speaker 3>about it, No, Citizen Shane.

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<v Speaker 6>Everyone on Smoker right now is cheering for that.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't hear anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll rang off, have you got any more.

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<v Speaker 7>You just.

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<v Speaker 4>That's no next time.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just end links from now and like Jack.

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<v Speaker 9>Does Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>There aren't loads and loads of bogn movies coming in.

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<v Speaker 5>Is a bump tredition?

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Jack, you're ready to mark, Let's get stuck in.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, where's my teeth?

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<v Speaker 6>Gold?

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<v Speaker 7>Strange?

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<v Speaker 4>Three men in a tarana silver wed simon to speak

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<v Speaker 4>a more munnet gold. Dude, where's my commodore?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, can't do too many? Dude wears my silver.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of holding based ones. Legend of Basa

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<v Speaker 4>vance gold hoon struck instead of moonstruck Silver, Dunny Daycare

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<v Speaker 4>silver mullet, and me silver plus devil wears thongs and

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<v Speaker 4>a singlet. It's silver plus shitty chitty beer bong.

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<v Speaker 6>Bronze. Don't encourage that.

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<v Speaker 4>Men who stare at at utes bronze. When Chasow met

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<v Speaker 4>as a gold Palma Geddon silver Planet, the vapes gold,

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<v Speaker 4>that so good?

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<v Speaker 7>Damn it.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just not that into showy cold Josh Well first

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<v Speaker 4>one with that one. Uh Nicholas Cage and John Tibolt

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<v Speaker 4>star in rack.

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<v Speaker 7>Off Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Rack Off to the future. Men who stare at moccasins Bronze,

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<v Speaker 4>Silence of the lamb Kebab Silver, Aceholden Ventura Silver, Bogan,

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<v Speaker 4>the Barbarian gold, so good to make take a bow

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<v Speaker 4>Darlem for moccasins silver, the big mullet Ski goal shaving

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<v Speaker 4>Private Ryan's mullet.

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<v Speaker 6>Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's leave them there all right, Well down, everyone, brilliant

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<v Speaker 4>Boga Movies on the Time was.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Tomorrow's Show Today.

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<v Speaker 7>Early Idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Earlier on as we got a h down a side

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<v Speaker 4>road of Jack and I talking about our shared love.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know he was also a ratchet guy that

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<v Speaker 4>loves just ratcheting something up Tomorrow morning, Are you ratcheting?

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<v Speaker 5>From six am? We want to hear ratchets.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're going to start to tie up the load,

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<v Speaker 4>call us Jack and I want to get our ratchet

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<v Speaker 4>on tomorrow from six I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to hear that spring loaded action. That's

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<v Speaker 5>what we're talking about here, the old.

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<v Speaker 3>And then your security that you feel throughout your whole

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<v Speaker 3>body when it's tightly long.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the what's that bit? It's not called a bit ribbon?

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<v Speaker 4>I know that, but what's the Lynhan materials?

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<v Speaker 5>The strop?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it the strop or the strap? The straps would

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<v Speaker 4>call it?

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<v Speaker 5>Tell Jack and I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it looks like I can shave my soft DJ hands.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd have to moisturize, you know, ratchet with us. Get

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<v Speaker 4>your ratchet on tomorrow, listeners. If you're ratcheting up the load,

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<v Speaker 4>do it live nine four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 4>Put their number on your phone. Now, don't really fumbling

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<v Speaker 4>around tomorrow and I'm dark. One call you're on air,

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<v Speaker 4>You're on it. I don't even tell the producer your name, saying.

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<v Speaker 7>He wants me.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I'm not ready to start ratcheting.

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<v Speaker 7>If you know someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's a lorry drive and he's got like scaffolding on

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<v Speaker 4>the back or timber, telling to call me tomorrow at

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<v Speaker 4>six ratch for anything, I'm so excited not giving it

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<v Speaker 4>a sleep tonight.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys, t on that number one more time.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one oh four three. Put it

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<v Speaker 4>in your phone and get ready to seund the horn

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<v Speaker 4>for all my ratchet brothers and sisters. Also dads assemble

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<v Speaker 4>for our league of dads. We need to get around

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy today he lets slip that he's good for

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<v Speaker 4>the next two weeks of cooking for his wife. Then

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<v Speaker 4>she's on her own.

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<v Speaker 6>Then I thought it would go back to the shared system.

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<v Speaker 4>Though really, well, she's kind to be feeding your son

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<v Speaker 4>as well, so maybe you can forget your finger at

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<v Speaker 4>your backside and do it for the rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 4>And son, I need you to know the sacrifices I

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<v Speaker 4>made for fourteen nights, fourteen days I made.

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<v Speaker 5>I made nice pizza. Wi I got field bats all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So one of the things I want Jack to do

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<v Speaker 4>one is into the last couple of days before the

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<v Speaker 4>official drop day, which is Friday, is write a letter

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<v Speaker 4>to his as yet unborn son about what you want

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<v Speaker 4>from your relationship together and what kind of dad you

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<v Speaker 4>intend to be.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll start penning it today.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you get that pen out, get your little lammy out,

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<v Speaker 4>my friend, any pen license difficult, and we continue to

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<v Speaker 4>my morning with your aid to z of your pet names.

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<v Speaker 5>That's to my show. Thanks for joining us, have a

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<v Speaker 5>good day.

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<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian o'commel Show podcast.