Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Festivus of fifty.
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Speaker 3: then you say that if.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three fact.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy morning, Hey feeding.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good, good, good straight away with.
Speaker 5: Constracted, constricted of a liar.
Speaker 4: All I'll say, Jackie boy, is perhaps you staggered into
Speaker 4: the studio brandishing a bottle of wine for.
Speaker 6: Me, straight from the winery.
Speaker 4: Hey, Patsy, Yeah, straight from a handbag.
Speaker 7: Mate.
Speaker 5: Sad thing was it was three quarters empty.
Speaker 4: It's not so you do a nice thing.
Speaker 5: How was the winery yesterday?
Speaker 2: It was love like Jesus, a nice spot.
Speaker 7: Where you.
Speaker 5: Never eaten in.
Speaker 4: There've been to a tasting there the new year there.
Speaker 4: But the restaurant's amazing, isn't it?
Speaker 8: Very very nice?
Speaker 4: Very nice?
Speaker 2: It was lovely.
Speaker 3: Act That was the soft ones spoken sound of a
Speaker 3: hungover person.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I don't have a hangover, Thank you very.
Speaker 4: Much, But you were smashing it yesterday Sunday drinking at
Speaker 4: a winery.
Speaker 5: It's impossible not to.
Speaker 2: It's free, especially you know hangover.
Speaker 4: Any free drinks? There nothing so free at a winery?
Speaker 4: How do you organize free?
Speaker 2: It's my girlfriend's fifties, so she shouted everyone.
Speaker 5: What did you just rock up and say pay for
Speaker 5: any of this? I could go away that bill?
Speaker 4: Are you new here? Get that away from me. You'll
Speaker 4: be sleeping with the vines, Jackie. Why is that kid?
Speaker 4: Here's not much?
Speaker 3: I'm surprised to be here this morning. We convinced ourselves when.
Speaker 4: Friday you based the fact that you thought that you
Speaker 4: would go against medical science that said the baby might
Speaker 4: be here. Friday might be because you're an I quote
Speaker 4: acupunctress had told you, sure, how can do the need us?
Speaker 4: Because you'll go to an acupunctist. Don't you not to
Speaker 4: have treatment for any kind of pain? And I love accupunctist,
Speaker 4: but you don't go go When will the baby be coming?
Speaker 5: To Chance? What are the needles saying?
Speaker 3: The acupuncturss correctly predicted before we knew that the baby
Speaker 3: would be a boy.
Speaker 6: How would she know that?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: You got even Stephen Chance Oh, say, let's conn her up.
Speaker 4: How's it gonna go with Ukraine? The talk's gonna go
Speaker 4: well this week.
Speaker 3: You're sadly wrong about the baby coming this week and
Speaker 3: he's still in there.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We just were twiddling our thumbs, all weakened because we
Speaker 3: were convinced he was coming.
Speaker 4: This bit goes slow, so slowly, structly preparing for nine
Speaker 4: months or a party.
Speaker 5: It's like, can we just have the party?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: You're done talking about all the theory of it, aren't you?
Speaker 5: You just wanted to.
Speaker 3: Start hovering every day, I'm hovering over the text message
Speaker 3: to you guys, saying.
Speaker 6: I'm out, give me, give me the next week. Half
Speaker 6: the baby's here, but he's still.
Speaker 4: Love wing to start a brown new week. I mean, I,
Speaker 4: for one, am I happy to be here. Perhaps he
Speaker 4: doesn't know why she's she's just hung over, so you
Speaker 4: were actually what he got.
Speaker 7: I get the vining.
Speaker 5: You've already written that message.
Speaker 4: It's just you just irritate that you're actually here talking
Speaker 4: to us, not so much that the kid isn't here yet,
Speaker 4: but you start doing the show.
Speaker 6: I actually want to.
Speaker 3: Write the you know that birth message that people send
Speaker 3: out when the baby's born. I wanted to I wanted
Speaker 3: to prewrite that so that I didn't have to.
Speaker 6: Do it in the moment.
Speaker 5: You ain't, Patsy.
Speaker 4: Later on we'll get into a story that he shared
Speaker 4: with me of the weekend. Jack's got a new maintenance garden.
Speaker 4: Now for pet rat. This says to me, this is
Speaker 4: a man who's slowly going mad.
Speaker 5: Like Colonel Kurtz.
Speaker 4: The only time you've befriend a rat is if you're
Speaker 4: locked in a prison in some hellhole somewhere. No man
Speaker 4: who's everything's going well in his life is chatting to
Speaker 4: a rat in the garden, like Tom Hanks and that basketball.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I have experienced a future of transportation my friends.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend. I have been on an e scooter
Speaker 5: and it was amazing.
Speaker 6: They're great.
Speaker 7: Have you been on one?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been on the ones in mount the new ones,
Speaker 6: the news.
Speaker 4: To keep it to yourself, why didn't you share with
Speaker 4: the world. Don't hide it under a bush or when
Speaker 4: you chant to that pet rat.
Speaker 3: My I used to put it on my Instagram stories.
Speaker 3: Do you not keep up with my.
Speaker 4: Digital Try to avoid those at all costs. Not another
Speaker 4: day in the life of can't do anymore. You're making
Speaker 4: those Instagram stories and chatting to rats at we've lost you,
Speaker 4: We've lost you.
Speaker 5: To the other side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been on an e scooter. We went
Speaker 4: to camera for the weekend to look at a possible
Speaker 4: university for a Ruby. Just a pair of us went
Speaker 4: and where the hotel was about twenty minutes from where
Speaker 4: the campus was and the city was, and it was raining,
Speaker 4: and she said, there's two scooters outside and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh god, I don't know my balance something that were
Speaker 4: going at that speed. This might be the last weekend
Speaker 4: I spent with her.
Speaker 5: I afraid I've only got you this far. I've gone
Speaker 5: under this truck.
Speaker 4: If you're watching this video, I didn't make that trip.
Speaker 4: I can only get you this far. And at first
Speaker 4: I was a little bit. I was actually screaming. She
Speaker 4: was like sitting ahead and I.
Speaker 2: Was that this thing.
Speaker 4: Tell you what, once you get over twenty kl that
Speaker 4: those breaks are pretty sharp, aren't they. You really almost
Speaker 4: got flying over the handlebars.
Speaker 6: Well in the wedd's a bit dicey as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had to go over a couple of bridges
Speaker 4: and one of them was like a really narrow footbridge,
Speaker 4: and I think you're only meant to go on like
Speaker 4: cycle paths, and don't I don't think it went over
Speaker 4: about like a ten lane fly over. It was like
Speaker 4: a tiny little wart bridge, and I don't think we're
Speaker 4: meant to go over wiz and over on. These eat
Speaker 4: scooters are twenty k and now, but why aren't more
Speaker 4: people using there?
Speaker 5: Amazing?
Speaker 4: When I was driving to this morning, I saw one
Speaker 4: dumped in Richmond in the dark, and I was thinking,
Speaker 4: I don't know. If I was a little bit earlier,
Speaker 4: I might just get out for five minutes and have
Speaker 4: her go on that.
Speaker 5: Are they incredible? We've got to do a Grand Prix.
Speaker 3: Can we wear Mdonna mikes and just do the whole
Speaker 3: show riding around the city on thee.
Speaker 5: I've got me honest.
Speaker 4: I felt like Rose at the front of Titanic as
Speaker 4: I was going through the mean streets, and they are
Speaker 4: mean streets of Canberra. It was amazing. I felt finally free.
Speaker 4: I thought, this is what spoke of about enlightenment.
Speaker 3: Any any stories to tell about going to the actual
Speaker 3: campus or just flying around on those?
Speaker 7: That was all right?
Speaker 5: Tell you what those scooters?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: On Friday after the show.
Speaker 4: Then, so I mentioned that we were going to a
Speaker 4: look around a and U the university and love the
Speaker 4: email from a lady so that my son's there is
Speaker 4: just he's starting his third year.
Speaker 5: And he's happy to show you around.
Speaker 2: So I reply went, that's great.
Speaker 4: You know somebody's been there three years. I thought this
Speaker 4: would be really nice. So I arranged to meet this
Speaker 4: young man. We swap messages. I got there and our
Speaker 4: friend didn't turn up. Wait twenty minutes, right, I didn't
Speaker 4: to start how to go? Ah, yeah, because it was
Speaker 4: like courbas ten and I went, I know where you are.
Speaker 4: You're in your bed with a stinking hangover, or if
Speaker 4: you got lucky, you're in someone else's bed, and you
Speaker 4: don't want to go and meet some guy from the
Speaker 4: radio that your mum said you got to meet him?
Speaker 4: And then I actually thought, Ruby goes, how do you
Speaker 4: know this woman actually wasn't just going to turn up
Speaker 4: herself for you know, and that once they had arranged
Speaker 4: the meeting spot, do you think she even had the sun?
Speaker 4: Did it even exist? And I went, you can't guarantee
Speaker 4: it with listeners, can you? It could have easily been
Speaker 4: a track you think it's possible.
Speaker 9: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Last week we were trying to get through the alphabet.
Speaker 4: The eight has said of songs with girls' names in
Speaker 4: the title.
Speaker 8: Billy Jane Michael Jackson, Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
Speaker 10: Come on, Eileen, Joeline Doi Parton's Lucy in the Sky
Speaker 10: with Diamonds, Very Menolos, Mandy. Well, you can't go past
Speaker 10: Toto and their Grammy Award winning Rosanna two years Mother
Speaker 10: by Dr Orkhan, The Medicines.
Speaker 5: I love that the medicines.
Speaker 4: All right, so brand new eight is on eight? Can
Speaker 4: we do the eight Z of your pet names? Are
Speaker 4: there any of you have a pet beginning with a Z?
Speaker 7: Or?
Speaker 4: Why are you?
Speaker 5: Who knows?
Speaker 4: You? Get all kind of weird and wonderful pet names,
Speaker 4: isn't you?
Speaker 5: Whether it's a dog, a cat, a.
Speaker 4: Parakeet, a goat, a lama, Guys, is a snake and
Speaker 4: a conda puma. Ocelot is on the arc. Ocelot was
Speaker 4: a good one. Guys, Can I get a little bit
Speaker 4: more gold blust? We're pulling the ocelot references.
Speaker 6: I don't think people keep an ocelot as a pet.
Speaker 2: What is an ocelot.
Speaker 6: It's some kind of.
Speaker 4: Puma about fifty bucks, you know, the right.
Speaker 5: Guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, aighta z of your pet name? So Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: can we we can throw it away?
Speaker 5: Do l for Luna?
Speaker 6: Yes, my dog is on there, l for Luna.
Speaker 4: It is the keyboards. Back the ass back Patsy. What
Speaker 4: about the old biggest dog in the universe, Presley Prince
Speaker 4: woke up now for that old Sunday hangover crazy, Yes, Presley.
Speaker 5: I'll also chuck.
Speaker 4: In for Nigel, not Nigel. I've got a pet called Nigel.
Speaker 4: By the way, what a very English sounding pet that
Speaker 4: would be. I might rename my dog Nigel. That is
Speaker 4: like yet at.
Speaker 7: Nigel, Nigel.
Speaker 4: Could you come back to me Nigel?
Speaker 3: So he's a very bad boy today, Nigel niche Nisha
Speaker 3: is inn I s h a, Yes, that's quite right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's on the board.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Caitlin, our producer has got have you seen her gorgeous puppy?
Speaker 5: Yes, let's have his name, Henry. Great name for a dog.
Speaker 5: Henry is good name for your son.
Speaker 6: As well, Baby, Henry.
Speaker 5: Don't you stop becoming a friend with them.
Speaker 7: I just.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, his name is Nigel can you believe
Speaker 3: the synergy of this break?
Speaker 6: Really exciting?
Speaker 5: I actually thought the baby was coming there.
Speaker 4: All he was is you saying that you know a
Speaker 4: guy called you never heard more than uricome moment from you.
Speaker 4: Oh god, if I think about it's called Nigel. I
Speaker 4: called Henry.
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's right, that's right. We used to We're used
Speaker 5: to that from Patsy.
Speaker 4: You know what she thinks is remarkable, an actual reality
Speaker 4: version of remarkable. All right, your pet names to see
Speaker 4: if we can go through the age and said Nigel,
Speaker 4: I can't actually believe it. I'm going to take a moment, guys,
Speaker 4: can he believe that he knows a guy called Nigel?
Speaker 9: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Have you got a pets name for our A to
Speaker 4: z of your pet names at the moment? Then to
Speaker 4: get us going, we've got our pet names, Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: what have we got so far?
Speaker 3: Yes, my dog Lunar is there for l your dog
Speaker 3: niche for in Presley for p Thanks to Patsy and
Speaker 3: the new puppy that inspired this on the team is
Speaker 3: little Henry.
Speaker 5: Gorgeous little pump a kavoodle.
Speaker 4: I believe, shall we put also the maker model of
Speaker 4: the pets so German shepherd dog mega dog for Patsy's Brontosaurus,
Speaker 4: sorry for Patsy's in dog form. And then that snag
Speaker 4: or two thing whatever that sort of cross mongrel is
Speaker 4: you've got.
Speaker 6: No, she's a border koe.
Speaker 4: Demand to see those papers nine four one four one
Speaker 4: oh four three.
Speaker 5: Print anything off these days, can't you?
Speaker 4: All right, So the keyboard's back. Hopefully you're back.
Speaker 5: On the lines. Let's chat to James.
Speaker 4: Come on in, James, come on in, James.
Speaker 5: Hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 8: Yes, subbly working night shift?
Speaker 4: That all right? So James, what's the pet name for us?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: We got why you only live twice? This is a
Speaker 8: stage name for our the show name for our white
Speaker 8: Swiss shepherd.
Speaker 5: There's a long going on the.
Speaker 4: James Bond name, right, that is not obviously not a
Speaker 4: dog's name. You're not going down the park shouting out
Speaker 4: you only live twice. That's been abbreviated to twice.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a river her real name. So the name
Speaker 8: we gave her, but the leader was the James Bond
Speaker 8: James Bond lider.
Speaker 5: So you said a stage name, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: What does she? What does she do?
Speaker 8: Well, show name when you go to the shows and the.
Speaker 5: Show dog.
Speaker 8: And what my wife breads the dogs?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and what kind of shepherd will give you? Got there?
Speaker 8: It's a what Swiss shift.
Speaker 4: Oh they're gorgeous, very rare those wifes.
Speaker 8: She's gorgeous.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think the London police used to use those years ago.
Speaker 4: You start loads and they're very very rare to see
Speaker 4: these days. The the white Yeah, a little fact for you.
Speaker 5: Mate, but.
Speaker 6: If you double check it first.
Speaker 8: Australian Yeah facts Astrae champion now so it's good, got
Speaker 8: a few points and yeah and.
Speaker 5: What do you mean Australian champion in what category? Best
Speaker 5: in show?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Best, Well you get points for show and best of
Speaker 8: breed and all that stuff. But yeah, you get a
Speaker 8: hundred points and you get Australian Champion and then yeah
Speaker 8: you go Grand Champion, which is a thousand points of shows.
Speaker 4: So but then when when they breed, then it obviously
Speaker 4: means you're in the old money like stud rights for horses.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's pretty expensive to breed the doll so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: not that much money coming that way. But yeah no,
Speaker 8: and you only bred them go once every three years,
Speaker 8: so yeah, if you do it properly, then we'll see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, James, thank you very much for the
Speaker 4: side details. We've got a good profile here. So at
Speaker 4: the end of that river, yeah, we've got river. That
Speaker 4: fact about the white dogs London Police or the Met Police,
Speaker 4: they used to have white German shepherd dogs as they
Speaker 4: were called the Alsatians.
Speaker 5: They changed, they rebranded.
Speaker 4: After the war, they moved away from No one wanted
Speaker 4: anything to do with Germany for various reasons. So there,
Speaker 4: over night they became the same dog Alsatians. And then
Speaker 4: suddenly the word is yeah, you get told off now
Speaker 4: by the German shepherd breeders.
Speaker 7: If you don't yes, shut.
Speaker 11: People.
Speaker 4: Let's leave it there for now, not right now, James,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 7: Norell. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 12: How are we all morning?
Speaker 5: We are good, Norell you well.
Speaker 12: I'm ducky, I'm going home. I'm happy as a.
Speaker 7: Clam, happy as a clan.
Speaker 5: And now, what pets have you got for eight listeners?
Speaker 5: Pet names?
Speaker 12: Okay, I breed main tunes and I have twelve, but
Speaker 12: I will give you three. I have a widow, a Venom,
Speaker 12: and a Zeus.
Speaker 13: But there's more.
Speaker 5: Zeus is an amazing name for a pet.
Speaker 12: He is awesome.
Speaker 13: He is awesome, would.
Speaker 4: Be Zeus when he knows that zeus as well?
Speaker 7: Thank you he does?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, well Widow and Venom are just as bad.
Speaker 5: So you sound like some sort of Marvel character.
Speaker 4: And I am lesh.
Speaker 12: A prop metigree. Name is black Widow, and I imported
Speaker 12: her from the Netherlands and the breeder named her that.
Speaker 4: This morning you got count from the Netherlands.
Speaker 12: Italy and the Czech Republic.
Speaker 5: How did you get them over here?
Speaker 12: Expensively?
Speaker 7: Spoke?
Speaker 4: Isn't it?
Speaker 5: This note was left on my doorsteps?
Speaker 4: And another Nederland's cat has turned up when I wasn't
Speaker 4: it in?
Speaker 12: And you walk out the money to get them here.
Speaker 5: It's a lot so incredible.
Speaker 4: And then what you breed them and sell them yourself?
Speaker 12: Yeah, breathe them and sell them as pets and occasionally on.
Speaker 4: The very unreliable Butler's pets. There's some people in certa
Speaker 4: parts the world that we could convince this a small donkey.
Speaker 12: Pretty much them.
Speaker 6: What kind of cat did you say it was?
Speaker 7: Drell?
Speaker 12: There are main trun Jackson, haven't seen of them? Attack me?
Speaker 12: M I I n.
Speaker 7: A c double O in fifteen of them at you.
Speaker 5: Should you say what an incident report?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you have a good look at the pus?
Speaker 4: It was fifteen cats.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And do you want me to put their country of.
Speaker 7: Yes or jelly if you wish, we wish, we wish that.
Speaker 12: Switzerland, You've got Netherlands, Poland, Italy, Czech Republic and of
Speaker 12: course the bread some.
Speaker 4: Here in Australia Eurovision of Cats.
Speaker 12: I can never have the two legged varieties. So I
Speaker 12: went to the fall.
Speaker 5: No, no, this is this is great. I love it. Noel,
Speaker 5: I'm going to send you a prize. You've welcome everybody
Speaker 5: out this morning.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 12: Also, Worries, listen to you every day.
Speaker 5: Send my love to the cats.
Speaker 12: No worries, thank you.
Speaker 13: Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Right now your pets names? Can we do the A
Speaker 4: Z of your pets names? On nine four one four
Speaker 4: one O four three Jack, What have we got so far?
Speaker 7: Mate?
Speaker 3: We've got H Henry, L, Luna, N Nisha, P p
Speaker 3: R River, V, Venom, W for widow and Z for zeus.
Speaker 6: And I'm just looking up.
Speaker 3: Those last three were main coon cats that will last
Speaker 3: call a hand. These things are massive, over three thousand
Speaker 3: dollars in Australia.
Speaker 4: They are huge, beautiful looking cats, but like three times
Speaker 4: inside of a normal cat. How do you get that
Speaker 4: in the post from the Netherlands? I never know. And
Speaker 4: she she's got own row in first class. You got
Speaker 4: a flat in the bed for a.
Speaker 7: Cat like that?
Speaker 5: Yes, she got fifteen of them.
Speaker 4: She's building an army. All right, let's get some more
Speaker 4: pet names from me.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Vicky, Oh, good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: How you doing.
Speaker 4: I'm good Vicky. Welcome to the show. And what's your
Speaker 4: pet name for us?
Speaker 14: Oh? Well, it's a purebred German shepherd and he's names
Speaker 14: for because obviously you know two boys I've got and
Speaker 14: they're big marble friends, so of course the name had
Speaker 14: to continue on with the legend. So they've already put
Speaker 14: in a name for the second dog we don't have yet,
Speaker 14: and he named Pulk.
Speaker 4: Thought is a great name for German shepherd.
Speaker 7: I love thought.
Speaker 4: We already have a zeus as well, where we're getting
Speaker 4: through a lot of Marvel characters and Greek gods as
Speaker 4: well adventures. Yeah, and Jack, I know you haven't said
Speaker 4: on a boy's name yet, hunk.
Speaker 6: No, no, think that'll be at the top of.
Speaker 4: The isbe he added to the long list. Just wouldn't help,
Speaker 4: all right, Vicky, thank you very much for that one thought.
Speaker 14: You're welcome, Christian.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Melanie, good morning, Melanie, Good morning, Good morning, Melanie.
Speaker 4: Already on the road attacking the week. Melanie, what's your
Speaker 4: pet's name?
Speaker 7: For us?
Speaker 14: My dog's name was Kellaway ka double L A W
Speaker 14: A Y.
Speaker 12: And if you're an IFL fan, you would know that
Speaker 12: it was after Richmond.
Speaker 14: Why is Duncan Kellaway?
Speaker 4: Now I'm not over familiar with some of the oldest
Speaker 4: sort of Tiger Town goings on in like the nineties
Speaker 4: or two thousand, So kellowait one of the greats.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he was like a cult hero.
Speaker 14: Everyone loved him. Know, he kicked minimal goals and when
Speaker 14: he did kick a goal, he got a tea.
Speaker 7: Minimal.
Speaker 4: If I got the minimal ratings, no one's.
Speaker 5: Naming a pet after me. I'm mean kicked to the curb.
Speaker 5: Tell you what great thing about minimal minimal weld.
Speaker 6: When our ratings start to drop, let's call ourselves a
Speaker 6: cult show.
Speaker 4: We're a Calloway all right, Calloway, alright, Melanie, thank you
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 7: And cool. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: We'll get emails now from people in Tiger Town, the
Speaker 4: cheer squad. Jessica, good morning, Hey, hey going, I'm good,
Speaker 4: jess what's your pet name?
Speaker 7: For eight is?
Speaker 15: I guess? I have a purebred English Pointer and her
Speaker 15: name is Quinn. So we named her after Harley Quinn
Speaker 15: from The.
Speaker 4: Batman's Quinn is a great name.
Speaker 15: Yes, and so I call it Quinno because you know
Speaker 15: we're off.
Speaker 10: Actually I wanted to.
Speaker 15: We're going to put on everything, so we did. I
Speaker 15: did want to call those Star Wars names, but my
Speaker 15: partner couldn't say half of them. So yeah, we decided
Speaker 15: on something a little less nerdy, he said with Batman
Speaker 15: because he's not like a massive fan. And I was
Speaker 15: like okay, and he goes, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Love mister misery.
Speaker 4: He's kind of fair to say the name younger.
Speaker 15: No, it was Fennick, and he kept saying Phoenix.
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, Fenic, Oh my god, this is real deep.
Speaker 4: He could into the multi verse of Nerdo and beyond
Speaker 4: Nerd and wrapped.
Speaker 15: In I think. So we settled for pets, naming them strange.
Speaker 4: Things, all right, jes talking to us, and there we
Speaker 4: go I don't want to know either. Don't contact the show.
Speaker 4: My life is right. I don't need any brain power.
Speaker 6: You're getting influx of describing and their.
Speaker 4: Relationships stuff at the forums are coming for you, non believer, Tracy.
Speaker 7: Good morning, how are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Tracy, Tracy? What is your what's your pet?
Speaker 7: First of all, my teeth get in?
Speaker 5: What kind of pig you got?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 16: She was a rescue, so she's got her little taps
Speaker 16: and dam and bath cover and everything.
Speaker 5: Danish Danish quakings?
Speaker 14: Love you no this netisode?
Speaker 12: Are really did?
Speaker 4: And where did you see? You got the pig from Wes?
Speaker 12: You hers as a baby?
Speaker 7: Yeah? What do the thing to do?
Speaker 4: Where does the where does the pig live in the house?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 16: We're on a couple of ois, so she's got her
Speaker 16: own little the second with the gams.
Speaker 4: Got banana lounge.
Speaker 6: What's what's the peak's name?
Speaker 7: Good point?
Speaker 4: Please please, Tracy, can we have a photo of ethel
Speaker 4: the Peak?
Speaker 7: Yes for you.
Speaker 5: I'm going to make it.
Speaker 4: The patron saint of our eight has said of your
Speaker 4: pet names ethel P.
Speaker 7: That is great.
Speaker 9: You're listening to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack Post told us Friday he may not be on
Speaker 4: today's show. He was convinced that the baby was coming
Speaker 4: about seven days early because they're acupuncturists. Someone who works
Speaker 4: with needles said, the baby's coming, so that means we've
Speaker 4: got this to play this week.
Speaker 17: It's the baby count and.
Speaker 4: Then we're up there tomorrow, and then went to overtime.
Speaker 3: His official due date is Friday, but we were convinced
Speaker 3: he was coming this week in not just the acupunctural
Speaker 3: said it, but even the doctors have been saying, look,
Speaker 3: he looks like he's coming early.
Speaker 6: He looks like he's ready ripe. He will come.
Speaker 5: Side so fruit, What is she going to pop out
Speaker 5: on apple?
Speaker 6: Okay, that's not a phrase the doctor used, but that's.
Speaker 4: How a medical he's ripe.
Speaker 3: So we were just sitting on our hands all weekend,
Speaker 3: twiddling our thumbs, waiting for him to start moving about.
Speaker 4: The last few weeks, and the anchors just wants it
Speaker 4: to begin now because she's just uncomfortable and probably having
Speaker 4: a tough time.
Speaker 3: Sleeping, definitely sleeping in his hard She's got to keep
Speaker 3: turning over. You're allowed to sleep on your back, so
Speaker 3: you've got to sleep on your side. So now we
Speaker 3: turn her over together, so like I grab underneath the
Speaker 3: belly and like shift her on to her other side,
Speaker 3: but build the little pillow fort that she's going to
Speaker 3: keep her comfortable. But there's really not much else for
Speaker 3: us to do that the bank is switching sides is
Speaker 3: one of the highlights of the weekend.
Speaker 5: And what else did you do this weekend?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 6: So I've started filming.
Speaker 3: I mean, you joke that I'm friends with this rat
Speaker 3: in the backyard, but I have started paying more attention
Speaker 3: to him, and I have started filming his comings and
Speaker 3: goings from the yard. I didn't like it when they
Speaker 3: were in the roof last year, but now they just
Speaker 3: seem to live in the backyard.
Speaker 4: You've got resident rats, Well they're.
Speaker 6: There all the time.
Speaker 3: So if that's their residency, or maybe they come from
Speaker 3: a different home and spend time in my yard.
Speaker 5: So it's like a summer house.
Speaker 4: Basically it is a beautiful place you've got, but it's
Speaker 4: their summer house. They are there.
Speaker 6: Well, they're there day and night because even when I
Speaker 6: go out at night.
Speaker 4: For jobs, where else are going to go hours he's
Speaker 4: demute to the city.
Speaker 5: Back to night rats early, help me turn my wife?
Speaker 4: Could you believe runs?
Speaker 2: It's unusual to see them during the day.
Speaker 6: Jack, Oh, well, I got footage for you. Great footage
Speaker 6: coming your way then, Patsy.
Speaker 4: I mean, how much time have you got where you're
Speaker 4: filming rats in the garden?
Speaker 5: Atten Borough?
Speaker 3: I think that five hundred years ago, when we were
Speaker 3: worried about rats carrying the plague and stuff, that we
Speaker 3: were rightfully trying to distance ourselves from rats.
Speaker 6: But in modern day we should we really be scared
Speaker 6: of for them? Are they harmful to y?
Speaker 4: Should be vermin carrying disease?
Speaker 2: Riddled?
Speaker 5: And why are yours?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: I mean not everyone else? Rats?
Speaker 4: You have been picking up the old dog plops because
Speaker 4: I've been round Beer four and it was basically the
Speaker 4: garden was ninety eight percent much that you've got rats
Speaker 4: living in there? Actually going we're rats? But this is disgusting.
Speaker 4: How can someone live like this?
Speaker 3: No, I have been picking up the dog turns because
Speaker 3: I've been home. I've got things, nothing to do, so
Speaker 3: the backyard is spotless. But they love the bushes. They
Speaker 3: love righting.
Speaker 5: Tom Hanks on that island. Are they you're Wilson? Are
Speaker 5: you feed?
Speaker 7: You're not?
Speaker 5: Feeding them or someone not feeding them.
Speaker 3: I don't want to encourage them, but at the same
Speaker 3: time I've started I want to get rid of them.
Speaker 3: But now I watch them and they're kind of harmless.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're any more dirty than a bird.
Speaker 3: He's not my friend.
Speaker 4: Sounds like he is making us reconsider of beings to
Speaker 4: warn rats to.
Speaker 5: Go back in historically where it came from.
Speaker 4: Can we get along with the rats? Hello, little ratty?
Speaker 5: You know what, the more I see you, you and
Speaker 5: I are pretty similar, little ratty.
Speaker 3: It's a rat really different from a pigeon. Besides, it
Speaker 3: can't fly. We would never worry about We would never
Speaker 3: worry about birds flying in our backyard. Why do we
Speaker 3: worry about rat?
Speaker 4: This is not even worthy of three a w even
Speaker 4: Neil Mitchell. I don't think even the great Neil Mitchell's
Speaker 4: ever done a phone in about rats?
Speaker 5: Are they that dissimilar to a pigeon?
Speaker 7: Calling?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 4: Win a spinal Le's pillow.
Speaker 5: That kid really needs.
Speaker 3: If you're like this, Jay the number you didn't give
Speaker 3: the number out so people can call in triple zero.
Speaker 9: The Christian o'connells podcast.
Speaker 4: Hey Jack, Yeah, I've had a look at the video.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's cute, isn't he?
Speaker 7: You sound like Mad.
Speaker 4: World and forty Towers. That is a mouse. It's not
Speaker 4: a rat, is it? Yeah's mouse? There? No, it's a mouse.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful, cute looking little mousey.
Speaker 6: Oh, I thought he was big for a man, A
Speaker 6: nice rat.
Speaker 4: Rat's a darker, bigger, longer towel. That is a very
Speaker 4: nice little mouse.
Speaker 6: Big old mouse.
Speaker 3: Then I reckon I could get a good coin for
Speaker 3: him if I sold him on the open market.
Speaker 4: What do we in some sort of Kensian novel? You
Speaker 4: get a good coin, you know, huckerboy fing get a
Speaker 4: good coin for him down on the trader's market by
Speaker 4: the paddle boats.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't like him as much now that he's
Speaker 6: a mouse.
Speaker 5: What have you got a good mouse here? Yes?
Speaker 6: I just thought have you seen him, Pats? Is that
Speaker 6: a mouse or a rat?
Speaker 2: Oh? I have to have a look.
Speaker 6: He's on what's up? Oh?
Speaker 3: No, that that's no rash No, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 5: Chatting too over the week? Ken?
Speaker 4: Can I just say this now as a friend, not
Speaker 4: just someone does the radio show with you.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 4: I'm okay, I just flagging it up now, Just why
Speaker 4: we're here today, I've got nowhere there. We're gonna be Friday.
Speaker 4: If that kid's not here in a week's time, I'm
Speaker 4: really am worried that actually we might ast just shake hands.
Speaker 4: Go why don't you start the opportunity leave now, just
Speaker 4: have a little lie down and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Spend some time with them with the rat mouse.
Speaker 4: We've heard of cat ladies. We now found rat boy.
Speaker 4: So while you're eager to begin your fatherhood, basically, I've
Speaker 4: had a very very different experience at the other side
Speaker 4: of the rainbow. Jackie boy. Yeah, oh my word. I
Speaker 4: as you said, Friday, I was taking Ruby. That's my
Speaker 4: oldest daughter. She's in the year twelve, huge year. She
Speaker 4: turns eighteen and a couple of months time. So we
Speaker 4: went away for Friday night and then Saturday go and
Speaker 4: look at the campus at A ANDU and camera beautiful place.
Speaker 3: I think it's great that she wants to go out
Speaker 3: of mel as well to go to tertiary education, because
Speaker 3: it's not a common thing in Australia, but in the
Speaker 3: US and in the UK it's a right of passage
Speaker 3: to leave home and your hometown to go to the
Speaker 3: university that you're going to attend.
Speaker 4: Yes, So in the UK you don't stay at home, really,
Speaker 4: you go away and say within America's well, it's very
Speaker 4: rare here. So yeah, I'm kind of pleased, even though
Speaker 4: it's like that's some great ones. You know, the moment
Speaker 4: she's twenty minutes from us, your mom and I can
Speaker 4: be there very quick.
Speaker 6: Could you do some homeschooling?
Speaker 4: Yes, I that's but no, we went away to camera,
Speaker 4: and I've got to be honest. I suddenly got a
Speaker 4: sense of what is going on. I was like, because
Speaker 4: she was so excited. It's like this new calling, isn't it.
Speaker 4: We've all have that when you know it's time to
Speaker 4: leave and you're not really ready.
Speaker 5: But she is ready.
Speaker 4: And I saw there she met a mate of hers
Speaker 4: who started a couple of weeks ago. She is so excited,
Speaker 4: and I thought, oh my god, it's already happening then
Speaker 4: what I thought would be years and years away. I
Speaker 4: suddenly got my it's rare in life, you know where
Speaker 4: you are in the pattern of it all. But when
Speaker 4: I saw her there walk around this campus, I thought,
Speaker 4: good god, this time next year, whether it is this
Speaker 4: college or another one, she'll be dropped off here and
Speaker 4: that this. I don't know, eighteen years have being this
Speaker 4: kind of dad where you still have quite a lot
Speaker 4: of day to day contact, not just that influence less
Speaker 4: and less these days, in fact none in the last
Speaker 4: five years, if I'm honest. But is this an illusion
Speaker 4: on need to tell hisself? But that kind of Perrington
Speaker 4: that dad, he will fade away when she goes next year.
Speaker 4: It's really strange to sort of as you're coming into
Speaker 4: the start of it, Jackie boy, and you're perhaps you're
Speaker 4: a sort of ten years into it, suddenly the other
Speaker 4: side of it, it's a really it's a strange kind
Speaker 4: of almost beautiful heartbreak where it's not real heartbreak, like
Speaker 4: there's something sad happening. It's amazing what's happening, but there
Speaker 4: is a strange kind of beauty to it. Where I
Speaker 4: saw it so happen. I'm thinking, oh my god, it's
Speaker 4: never going to be like it is right now. You
Speaker 4: know it will change in a year's time. So yeah,
Speaker 4: completely different experience. It was amazing seeing it there.
Speaker 3: And has it gone fuck? Do you feel like it's
Speaker 3: gone fast for you? When you first arrived. I remember
Speaker 3: Ruby was thirteen. We went to fourteenth birthday, not long
Speaker 3: after you got here. I think it's flown by now
Speaker 3: that she's eighteen and looking at university.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you what happens is right the first
Speaker 4: couple of years, Jackie Boy does not go in the
Speaker 4: blink of an eye, does it, Patsy? It's almost galatial.
Speaker 4: It is so slow. You didn't think I've kept this
Speaker 4: back right when you didn't think time could go this slowly.
Speaker 4: They're like, and I watch it again, Oh, what time
Speaker 4: is it? It's ten past six in the morning, and
Speaker 4: I've been up for an hour. There's so many more
Speaker 4: hours in the day to go to the playpark, and
Speaker 4: then you want to stay in the play park for
Speaker 4: like three hours of you Oh, you're so t would
Speaker 4: I ever see a bed again? It goes so slowly,
Speaker 4: and then suddenly when they become teenagers, it's like it's
Speaker 4: it's on fast forward. And I can't think it's going
Speaker 4: to be eighteen and then she'd be at college wherever
Speaker 4: she goes next year. It's gone really really quickly. One
Speaker 4: thing I didn't think about over the weekend, jack Boy.
Speaker 4: And now you say that, you know you're kind of
Speaker 4: idling a bit before it'll happens. And you and your
Speaker 4: wife begin your own beautiful journey into it.
Speaker 7: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I think it'd be a really nice thing to do
Speaker 4: with something. I write a lot of letters to the kids,
Speaker 4: normally when it's their birthday or Christmas. I put a
Speaker 4: little letter in there. Why didn't you write a letter
Speaker 4: to Jack Junior about what you hope for him? And
Speaker 4: you both together? I think a bit thing of you
Speaker 4: saying actually what your intention is. I think it'd be
Speaker 4: a lovely thing to do.
Speaker 6: That's actually a great idea. You do handwritten?
Speaker 4: Wait, a bit informal, going, dear son.
Speaker 2: So big keyboard?
Speaker 5: Do you do hand written?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I put a bit of effort into it, So I
Speaker 4: do hand written? Yes, Samuel peeps here does I get
Speaker 4: my fountain, nip out my quill?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Do handwritten. I'll tell you what when you do do
Speaker 5: these handwritten notes? Right?
Speaker 4: So I did the inside their Christmas card, Tavy and
Speaker 4: birthday and and I remember once I did a letter
Speaker 4: too far right where my daughter was going to win
Speaker 4: a school trip, and I thought, I'll give a little
Speaker 4: secret letter in that when she finds it, it'll be
Speaker 4: when she needs it. She said, the worst moment in
Speaker 4: the trip, right, she was struggling away was when she
Speaker 4: read that flipping letter. She said it was the most
Speaker 4: miserable thing. It was lovely. She had to stop reading
Speaker 4: it about three lines in and go, why is not
Speaker 4: the same if I'd given her a tight written one?
Speaker 6: Check your email? Ruby.
Speaker 4: The Also the thing with going back to writing my
Speaker 4: hand right is it takes ages because you might be
Speaker 4: like towards the end of like a beautiful page with
Speaker 4: all these words written down, and then you make a
Speaker 4: spelling mistake and you can't You can't put a line
Speaker 4: through it or get the correcting fluid out from the school.
Speaker 5: It does not the same. She got to start again.
Speaker 4: And also because we don't write at all anymore, just
Speaker 4: apart from your name maybe in a card, your hands
Speaker 4: killing you? You do not think I can an exam
Speaker 4: shaking out your anger?
Speaker 7: This is so hard something I can.
Speaker 6: Get a sore hand just writing a birthday cat.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: So are you for doing it the next couple of days?
Speaker 5: And can we hear this on air? Own your words?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'll get well.
Speaker 3: Does it make it less personal than if I'm if
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of you guys listening in as third parties?
Speaker 3: How about I give you a snippet of what I
Speaker 3: write to him.
Speaker 5: Perfect. That's great. You share as much you want to, mate,
Speaker 5: use the time.
Speaker 9: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: By the way, the joy in getting on a plane,
Speaker 4: even though it was just a fifteen minutes's flight to
Speaker 4: hop over from Melbourne to camera. The joy of being
Speaker 4: at the airport Friday night.
Speaker 5: Oh it's great.
Speaker 6: Is it busy again?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's heaving just seeing people moving around. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was great. And then stay in this hotel. What
Speaker 4: is it about that hotel toaster? There was an old guy.
Speaker 4: Me and this old guy got into it almost. Yes,
Speaker 4: there's always an old guy waiting there, right, it doesn't
Speaker 4: isn't relaxed enough to wander off and come back to it?
Speaker 17: Right?
Speaker 4: And he saw me puts him in and I could
Speaker 4: tell he was about to leave, But when he saw
Speaker 4: me there, he waited. Trust a barmy with the toast anyway,
Speaker 4: he said this to me. Mine's in there already on
Speaker 4: that sort toaster right as well?
Speaker 5: It's so slow?
Speaker 4: Is it why they have the settings like one to
Speaker 4: This thing had one to eight after like four? Who
Speaker 4: needs five, six, seven even on your normal toaster? Who's
Speaker 4: who's requiring bunt wood where you really want to charcoal
Speaker 4: or mute the thing. I don't know, why don't they
Speaker 4: just have one to three? Why do we he five six, seven, eight.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what eight was on this beast
Speaker 4: of a thing that he was waiting for his toaster.
Speaker 3: Also, the risk is that you go to little because
Speaker 3: if you have to go back on the conveyor belt,
Speaker 3: that's another five minutes and.
Speaker 4: It's all floppy, and as well, you don't know, you
Speaker 4: don't look like you don't know what you're doing. Also,
Speaker 4: dining in the right temperature in hotel showers. Obviously, having
Speaker 4: not been away in a hotel for a while, it's
Speaker 4: still the longest part of your stay in that room
Speaker 4: is trying to work out the right balance between hong kold.
Speaker 5: Isn't it even working out which one's blood and cold?
Speaker 4: I go to go and get out of the shower,
Speaker 4: find my reading glasses that it's just a squiggle, it's
Speaker 4: just cold.
Speaker 3: Is this they need to be standardized across all tells
Speaker 3: because they've all got their own system.
Speaker 4: And used the TOTA system. Can't we just have one
Speaker 4: to five? It works for the bread? Can we just
Speaker 4: have that same system. My dad sent me an email
Speaker 4: over the weekend. You know, sometimes he finds a news
Speaker 4: article or something that we might want to talk about
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 5: Bless him.
Speaker 4: Yep, I don't want to say to him, have you
Speaker 4: been the last six months? Not one single email? It
Speaker 4: kept telling me there's there's nothing funny, there's nothing funny
Speaker 4: in the papers. At the moment, suddenly he's found he's
Speaker 4: found something that tick with him over the weekend. Anyway,
Speaker 4: it's a story towards the end of last week about
Speaker 4: the tennis player John Millman, who accidentally hit himself in
Speaker 4: the eye with a tennis ball, not one that was
Speaker 4: being you know, served to him in actual play, just
Speaker 4: he sort of I don't know, just miscuses as he's
Speaker 4: throwing it himself and itked him in the eye so
Speaker 4: badly he had to end the game. He had to retire.
Speaker 4: I asked the team that they can find some audio.
Speaker 4: They couldn't, but they have got this that makes no sense.
Speaker 4: This was recorded from the car park outside the Abulco
Speaker 4: Stadium where the one was playing.
Speaker 5: Luckily and.
Speaker 6: Then the are they playing that just for a subwa
Speaker 6: for and no other speakers?
Speaker 4: If you think that makes no sense. I don't even
Speaker 4: know what the producers thought we could do with this.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 11: Mate?
Speaker 4: I don't know whether these went to a pub near
Speaker 4: mine and recorded some bogans playing on the slot machines
Speaker 4: on the pokes.
Speaker 5: What do you think of? What just happened?
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 13: Mate?
Speaker 7: It's like.
Speaker 4: Watch but then it sounds like they're at the side
Speaker 4: of a swimming pool at gala.
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 2: Mate's flicking the balls?
Speaker 5: It's fine, it's our new game.
Speaker 4: What is going on in this audio clip? So anyway,
Speaker 4: this morning one of your stories and of self inflicted injuries.
Speaker 4: Poor John Milman then had to retire from his game
Speaker 4: hit himself with a tennis ball in the eye.
Speaker 6: It's so innocent and maybe it's just sorry, sorry, what's
Speaker 6: the matter?
Speaker 7: Or what?
Speaker 5: Over the phone number?
Speaker 4: I mean, who does that and then starts telling me
Speaker 4: it's innocent. Well, it wasn't trying to take himself out.
Speaker 4: I don't hate tennis. I just throw this ball in
Speaker 4: my eye.
Speaker 5: It was innocent.
Speaker 4: Guys, I don't want anyone listen to this right now
Speaker 4: thinking that we're trying to say something.
Speaker 6: You know, you give the number and then tell me
Speaker 6: when I can talk nobody.
Speaker 4: Just wait for the balls. I mean, when you hear
Speaker 4: audio and radio. Sit back nine four one four one
Speaker 4: o four three. Jack your thoughts, no further comments.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 4: You might well go and chat to that rat mouse
Speaker 4: Jack Well Christian Connell's show podcast we looking feel stories
Speaker 4: about self inflicted injuries.
Speaker 7: Jeff, good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 10: Oh, I sort of hid butt of the side of
Speaker 10: my truck and broke my nose.
Speaker 6: About it, though, you.
Speaker 4: Make it sound like it's a routine activity for us
Speaker 4: to head but our own vehicles. Why were you batting it, Jeff?
Speaker 10: Oh, I was doing up a wretchet strap because I
Speaker 10: carry some heavy stuff on the truck, and one of
Speaker 10: the ratchets let go in the blinding mechanism, and I
Speaker 10: hid butt of the side of my truck, split my
Speaker 10: nose open, had a non displaced fracture. Sat on the
Speaker 10: ground for a while, thinking, what the hell happened?
Speaker 15: Blood?
Speaker 10: Why here is into the office?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Dear all right, Jeff, thank you very much. You killed
Speaker 5: I have a good day. I don't know about you, guys,
Speaker 5: but I love a good ratchet chat.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 3: First time I got him, though, daunting because I didn't
Speaker 3: know how to use them as I was at Bunning's
Speaker 3: ready to ratchet up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I never used them before, but now we didn't know.
Speaker 4: Our dads didn't teach us that. But once you know
Speaker 4: the dark hearts so that you want to start ratcheting.
Speaker 4: You want people to know that I'm a ratchet guy,
Speaker 4: know how to an.
Speaker 6: I feel like ratcheting something.
Speaker 4: As soon as the show's done at night, and I'm
Speaker 4: heading straight to Bunning. So buy some ratchets. I've got
Speaker 4: no need for just anyway, Jack and I have very
Speaker 4: excited about ratchets. Chun in tomorrow morning. You can win
Speaker 4: your own ratchets Susan, Good morning, Good morning, Suki, and
Speaker 4: tell us about your self inflicted injury.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 16: So it was right in the middle of co OVID
Speaker 16: and I'm working from home. All the kids are studying
Speaker 16: from home. Husband's out in the shed working from home,
Speaker 16: and I thought, oh, I haven't seen him for a
Speaker 16: few hours. Let's get you know, a bit of excitement going.
Speaker 16: Let's spice things up a little bit. No, no, you
Speaker 16: want to see this shed.
Speaker 15: It's like a palace anyway, So I go.
Speaker 5: Out, are rocky.
Speaker 15: It's exactly right.
Speaker 16: So I go out there and air quote, just in
Speaker 16: a hoodie and my mobile phone is in the pocket
Speaker 16: at the front, you know where you put your hands together.
Speaker 16: My mobile phone is there.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you get in the picture. Yes.
Speaker 16: So I walk into the shed, right and I decide
Speaker 16: to do a little bit of a reveal.
Speaker 5: And with a hoodie. I mean, it's one thing shows
Speaker 5: strip for you.
Speaker 16: So I whipped the hoodie up with the mobile phone
Speaker 16: in the pocket, smashed myself in the face of the phone,
Speaker 16: split my lip everywhere, and then I have to explain
Speaker 16: it to the teenagers. How mum split her lip?
Speaker 12: Yeah, so it was.
Speaker 16: It was an interesting and interesting morning and I was
Speaker 16: I will never do that ever again.
Speaker 15: Mobile phones are quite heavy, guy.
Speaker 6: It was an explosive strip, tease and sultry.
Speaker 12: It was more of a flash.
Speaker 5: All right, Susan, thank you very much to give us
Speaker 5: a call.
Speaker 4: Thank you, bye, Luke, good morning. I'm good. Have you
Speaker 4: had a great weekend? Thanks for calling the show. What's
Speaker 4: your self inflicted injury?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I was just as a gimm a holidays with the
Speaker 13: parents at the resort had a mini golf course down there.
Speaker 13: So when you played a mini golf by myself, I couldn't,
Speaker 13: couldn't get this hole. I did about eight shots, started
Speaker 13: getting real angry, frustrated, so it took off and just
Speaker 13: teed off in a very small bat too meter course
Speaker 13: it'd all hit the wall, ricocheted and came directly straight
Speaker 13: in the eye.
Speaker 5: And where did it hit you in the eye?
Speaker 18: Yeah, it hit me directly. I think it was the
Speaker 18: right eye.
Speaker 13: I was only about thirteen years old, and yeah, I
Speaker 13: started crying.
Speaker 10: Looked around.
Speaker 8: Mom and Dad weren't there.
Speaker 13: So I realized I've hurt myself and I've got to
Speaker 13: walk back. And yeah, for the next two days. Eyes
Speaker 13: were swollen and black over the holidays of this two
Speaker 13: week holiday.
Speaker 7: At the resort. Injury.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I love it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely love it. I was very accident prone as
Speaker 13: a kid and still saw that am as an adult.
Speaker 4: All right, lukey, boys, thank you very much. You give
Speaker 4: us a call.
Speaker 13: No, guys, have a good day.
Speaker 4: Thank care, Louke and Chris to squeeze CHRISSI gress self
Speaker 4: convicted injuries in morning.
Speaker 18: All I'm a fitter and term maintenance fut of my trade,
Speaker 18: and I was an easy out of bolted tractor. I
Speaker 18: was using it with a shifter because it was hard
Speaker 18: to get to. I managed to break the bolted tractor,
Speaker 18: followed through and hit myself and the family jewels.
Speaker 5: Sorry that was a follow through. I thought that was
Speaker 5: your self injury.
Speaker 7: One.
Speaker 5: Okay, all flush, did you hit?
Speaker 18: I hit myself in the groy in the groin, and
Speaker 18: it was quite so long, and for a couple of
Speaker 18: weeks I was saying stars quite a few minutes afterward,
Speaker 18: limp limp, limped off their say and sat myself in
Speaker 18: the first aid and I stacked for quite some time.
Speaker 5: And then didn't you just collapse? You just fold in
Speaker 5: on yourself.
Speaker 4: You only need a little tap there, let alone a
Speaker 4: big bolt extractor.
Speaker 10: That's why are you iron balls?
Speaker 8: Not quite?
Speaker 18: I was called that I dropped the dropped to my
Speaker 18: knees and don't remember much for about a mini or
Speaker 18: two afterwards. So yeah, managed to lit myself off and.
Speaker 5: Wounded animal.
Speaker 18: Pretty much and spawned the quart a few colorful nick
Speaker 18: games afterwards.
Speaker 5: Gotcha.
Speaker 9: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Let's get into this week's.
Speaker 4: It's just another miss heard many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 4: Every Monday, we are the Home on the Radio of
Speaker 4: your misheard lyrics as we play them back.
Speaker 5: If we agree what you think you're mishearing, you'll hear this.
Speaker 4: If not, And for the great Ones, this Hall of
Speaker 4: Favor last week three Hall of Famers. Mandy from Nirvana's
Speaker 4: Heart Shaped Box. Hey wait, I got a new cold Play.
Speaker 4: I still love that one, Alan had Elton John Saturday
Speaker 4: Nights all right for fighting sellotape, sellotape, sellotape, sellotape. And
Speaker 4: then we had Wish Master by Night Wish from Danica Hamster,
Speaker 4: a dentist, hardcore Steven Seagal. All right, then let's get
Speaker 4: into the brand new ones. First art, we have Belinda
Speaker 4: from Smashing Pumpkins Wound. You're a part of me eternal one.
Speaker 5: Or is it the far more chilling? You're a pot
Speaker 5: of bees, a ton of wasps.
Speaker 2: Mention to wasps and songs, I hear bees?
Speaker 4: He wass there's this black back again? So I miss
Speaker 4: here is you're a pot of bees a ton of wasps.
Speaker 5: Are we hearing it?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 4: We don't hear wasp, but the search will always be
Speaker 4: on for any miss here that involves the wasps. Jacqueline
Speaker 4: has a bony m Raspuccian in his eyes a flaming glow.
Speaker 5: Or is it in his eyes a flamingo flaming flaming?
Speaker 7: Yes? I like.
Speaker 4: Esther is fifteen Alost Christian. I listen to the Miss
Speaker 4: Hurds every Monday. I've got one Freedom for my people
Speaker 4: By Oliver Helden's I have gold in my bones and
Speaker 4: diamonds in my soul?
Speaker 7: Or is it?
Speaker 4: And this is the humor of a fifteen year old
Speaker 4: m and almost forty nine year old. I have gold
Speaker 4: in my balls and.
Speaker 5: In sense of human.
Speaker 4: Year old, I have gold in my balls and diamonds
Speaker 4: in my soul. Yes, I have gold in my balls
Speaker 4: and diamonds in my soul. For that high quality, top
Speaker 4: end of town material, there's only one place for the
Speaker 4: US to come on.
Speaker 5: In Mitchell Warren Christian.
Speaker 4: I think System of a Down are singing about me
Speaker 4: in this song Holy Mountain, first one so far the
Speaker 4: year of people hearing their own in songs. This from
Speaker 4: Mitchell Warren, so the original line someone's mouth said, paint
Speaker 4: them all redd? Or is it someone's mountain named em Warren?
Speaker 4: Our friend, Mitchell Warren, Are we hearing someone's mountain named
Speaker 4: em Warren?
Speaker 5: I really hope this does da.
Speaker 4: Yes, she shoots Scolls Hall Warren gets his name checked
Speaker 4: by system of a Down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4: Two want Ago bes Bears has got this one, Lady
Speaker 4: gar go bad romance. I want your lover, I want
Speaker 4: your revenge. You and me could have a bad romance?
Speaker 4: Or is it?
Speaker 5: I want your love and I want your revenge. You
Speaker 5: and me could buy a pair of pants. No way,
Speaker 5: no way?
Speaker 4: And finally today then Sandy's got deep Purple Highway Star.
Speaker 4: She stays close on every bend. Or is it she
Speaker 4: is Coleslaw every day?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is it.
Speaker 4: It works, She's cost every day.
Speaker 7: Yes, no.
Speaker 4: That for me. Sandy's crystal clear hashtag. It's Monday. If
Speaker 4: you got any email me.
Speaker 5: You don't pay for the show.
Speaker 4: Christian Christian Christian O'Connell dot com today you bye bye,
Speaker 4: Carl Brner.
Speaker 9: You're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.
Speaker 5: This could be the week when Jack's son comes.
Speaker 4: This could also be the week he spends more time
Speaker 4: befriending a rat in his garden.
Speaker 5: Both of these things could easily happen this week.
Speaker 4: It's the baby count.
Speaker 2: Five days two.
Speaker 4: Judeay Friday. But Jackie Jr. And now you one hundred
Speaker 4: percent on that name. By the way, Jackie Jr.
Speaker 3: You're going with Hey, all jokes aside. I do think
Speaker 3: Jack Post Junior is a strong name. I do think
Speaker 3: it's a bit egotistical, but Jack Post Jr. Has a
Speaker 3: cool string to it.
Speaker 5: It couldn't be any more egotistical. You are a different person.
Speaker 5: You are me smaller. I mean, have you met Trump Junior?
Speaker 6: By the way, No, I haven't met Trump kid.
Speaker 4: Is that who you want to aspire to be?
Speaker 5: A junior? He's a completely different person to you.
Speaker 7: How's this?
Speaker 3: My friend just had a baby called him his own name, Tim,
Speaker 3: Tim Convey the.
Speaker 4: Third like that?
Speaker 5: That is fancy. I like that a lot.
Speaker 6: Could I call him Jack Post two?
Speaker 5: Then No, it's going to be Jack Post the second.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but all that sounds like more royal, sounds like
Speaker 6: a sequel hot shots.
Speaker 5: Pardon Dad, I needs you to get in touch with
Speaker 5: the show because it.
Speaker 4: Is five days to go until the official drop date.
Speaker 5: I'm forming a league of dad to support group.
Speaker 4: But Dad to me, Dad and waiting pending Dad, Jack
Speaker 4: Post he needs our help.
Speaker 17: We all need each other's help. We are each other's
Speaker 17: keeper up. Make another that I like that we are
Speaker 17: each other's a keeper. Yeah, you got that'll be a mantra.
Speaker 17: Come join a league of dads together, dads who will
Speaker 17: support Jack and you hear the cover's gip.
Speaker 4: At the moment he does need some support, Email me
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you quick
Speaker 4: question from this dad, Jackie boy? Are you making food
Speaker 4: and freezing it? You need to be doing that so
Speaker 4: it's easy when it all kicks off.
Speaker 3: No, that is a great idea, though, because I'm on
Speaker 3: meal Dudy's for the first two weeks at least, and
Speaker 3: we never view you.
Speaker 5: So then what's happening? Then you got your feet up?
Speaker 5: Are you the kids leaving home? So hit me here
Speaker 5: for I guess at fortnite.
Speaker 4: At least two weeks, He's clear it's candor, Patsy.
Speaker 7: Don't worry.
Speaker 5: I reckon look looking ahead at.
Speaker 4: The year for two weeks, I mean.
Speaker 6: The next two weeks and then ongoing on top of
Speaker 6: that the rest.
Speaker 4: We are each other's keeper. This is why he needs.
Speaker 4: It's good for two weeks, all right.
Speaker 5: So yet stop making food and freezing it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we only ever used the freezer for like
Speaker 3: bananas that we never make into banana bread. Then miscellaneous
Speaker 3: items that we can't even identify.
Speaker 4: Anymore, says I'm a hipster more than we just used
Speaker 4: the freezer to put bananas in for as your unmade
Speaker 4: dreams of banana breads.
Speaker 6: I hope the kid likes banana bread.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, You're good for two weeks of banana bread.
Speaker 4: Sonny Jackie Boy. The third or second.
Speaker 5: Alright, some entries to join the League of Dance.
Speaker 7: This is Dylan.
Speaker 11: Dylan here they love to join the League of Dads.
Speaker 11: Had twin girls three months ago. Firstly, I just like
Speaker 11: to tell you, if you're having one baby, then you're
Speaker 11: not going to have any problems whatsoever because you don't
Speaker 11: have twins. Not to be a walk in the park.
Speaker 11: The first bit of advice formula. I know the naturalists
Speaker 11: will tell you to keep it to the boob only,
Speaker 11: but if your baby's crying, it wants food. It doesn't
Speaker 11: want anything else. It just wants you to give it
Speaker 11: some food. Doesn't matter how much, just enough to put
Speaker 11: it to sleep. Second of all is by the dummies.
Speaker 11: Third of all is a rotating lamp with stars and
Speaker 11: moons on it, and it will put the kids asleep
Speaker 11: straight away. Good luck, Jack, and I hope it all
Speaker 11: goes well. Can't wait to join the league.
Speaker 5: Of don't know what happened? I think cool coming in.
Speaker 3: People are religious about the breastfeeding verst of formula. I
Speaker 3: don't even want to get into that area.
Speaker 4: Could We could waste a week of shows falling out
Speaker 4: with listeners that we've spent four years getting to know.
Speaker 4: It's bigger than whether or not to get vaccinated, or
Speaker 4: whether or not to wear a mask.
Speaker 6: It is much than any politics we could talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not go anywhere near it all right now.
Speaker 4: Eric is a guy we spoke to a lot on
Speaker 4: the show. It's a lovely guy. He's father to twelve kids,
Speaker 4: twelve children. He actually has twelve children and another one,
Speaker 4: number thirteen is on the way. So when he shares advice,
Speaker 4: we listen.
Speaker 7: Get a Jack.
Speaker 19: Eric here with another tip for today. It's not a
Speaker 19: competition whether you stop at one or have an army
Speaker 19: like I do. Every family is amazing, every child of blessings,
Speaker 19: So enjoy this part of life. Just because my baby
Speaker 19: sleeps through the night earlier than yours, good on them.
Speaker 4: Maybe your baby walks before mine.
Speaker 6: Good on them.
Speaker 4: That's life.
Speaker 19: I bet you don't go to the pub with Christian
Speaker 19: and say, hey, I was going to the toilet at one,
Speaker 19: but you were still in nappies at three. Be happy
Speaker 19: with what you've got, your healthy, loving family, because I
Speaker 19: tell you what happiness in life.
Speaker 4: That's it for today.
Speaker 6: Have a good day.
Speaker 4: I'll speak soon, Dad, Eric King. Eric needs to definitely
Speaker 4: come into the League of Dads as well.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 5: You would say, Dylan, but it's too controversial. He starts
Speaker 5: stowing up in there.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be breakaway leagues and stubborn separatists going on
Speaker 4: fundamentalists about the baby milks.
Speaker 5: Dylan, you're out, buddy. You know you can't all come
Speaker 5: into the League of Dads.
Speaker 6: Jack, No, Dug, bring Dylan in. We got to get
Speaker 6: as many as we can.
Speaker 5: All right, Dylan, that was a very quick bart. All right,
Speaker 5: if you want to be in the League of Dads,
Speaker 5: email me. Not about formula milk. I don't care. Christian
Speaker 5: at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 9: Dot au, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Time for a brand new at work time waster. What
Speaker 5: a story this is.
Speaker 4: A man in Perth is reeling. This is such a
Speaker 4: sort of journalistic ease, isn't it really? Or doing newspapers,
Speaker 4: you can never written used to it. They've always put
Speaker 4: someone's age. They're obsessed with that. A perthman Brackets twenty
Speaker 4: nine is reeling after being tonight entry into a pub
Speaker 4: because of his a mullets. What Australia Perth again?
Speaker 7: Right now?
Speaker 6: Were they boys school who banned the mullet out?
Speaker 5: Yes, right, yeah, they're done.
Speaker 4: Any part of Australia they're any part of the mullets
Speaker 4: talking to the press, talking to the press.
Speaker 5: What is it like at a press conference?
Speaker 4: It's mother Karen. There's always a Karen. She lives on,
Speaker 4: said the twenty two year old. I told you they're
Speaker 4: always subsessor at their age, said the twenty two year old.
Speaker 4: Man and his mates turned up at the Cottslow Beach
Speaker 4: Hotel but were turned away by security who told them
Speaker 4: there was a strict no mullet policy. Wow, so today
Speaker 4: we're looking for your Bogan movies. Bogan movies. Eyes down,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, how are yours?
Speaker 6: Let's go.
Speaker 4: I'm ready for it, all right, let's do it. Bogan movies.
Speaker 4: Harry Potter in the bowling trophy, Silver, Three men, Who's
Speaker 4: baby gold let, the right one in mullet, the right.
Speaker 6: In silver, pas damn it?
Speaker 5: Full denim jacket, Gold, nickel, back to the future.
Speaker 4: They love the old nickel, Bogans silver, the girl with
Speaker 4: the Southern Cross tattoo gold and Citizen Shane. Citizens whenever
Speaker 4: you hear a Bogan, mum yell at some kid called
Speaker 4: shame before even look around.
Speaker 7: You know that kid.
Speaker 5: But it's three four.
Speaker 4: Five, It's got both of its ears, Pierce, It's always
Speaker 4: the case is.
Speaker 5: Like a drain. She loved that one.
Speaker 6: Lots of Shane's outing whereby it's.
Speaker 5: Patsy's middle name.
Speaker 7: She's reeling.
Speaker 4: She is going to need a bigger boat. We landed
Speaker 4: the big one. Half Jackie Boy, Bogan movies.
Speaker 3: Barly and me Ah yes, gold strong, start donutting, Miss Daisy.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that is gold as well.
Speaker 6: I know what us did last summer.
Speaker 4: That that is three golds. Can he carry it on?
Speaker 3: Smoke o'huonters No, no crash, no down, no, no think
Speaker 3: about it, No, Citizen Shane.
Speaker 6: Everyone on Smoker right now is cheering for that.
Speaker 5: I didn't hear anyone.
Speaker 4: I'll rang off, have you got any more.
Speaker 7: You just.
Speaker 4: That's no next time.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: That's just end links from now and like Jack.
Speaker 9: Does Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: That's what I mean.
Speaker 4: There aren't loads and loads of bogn movies coming in.
Speaker 5: Is a bump tredition?
Speaker 6: All right, Jack, you're ready to mark, Let's get stuck in.
Speaker 4: Dude, where's my teeth?
Speaker 6: Gold?
Speaker 7: Strange?
Speaker 4: Three men in a tarana silver wed simon to speak
Speaker 4: a more munnet gold. Dude, where's my commodore?
Speaker 6: Okay, can't do too many? Dude wears my silver.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of holding based ones. Legend of Basa
Speaker 4: vance gold hoon struck instead of moonstruck Silver, Dunny Daycare
Speaker 4: silver mullet, and me silver plus devil wears thongs and
Speaker 4: a singlet. It's silver plus shitty chitty beer bong.
Speaker 6: Bronze. Don't encourage that.
Speaker 4: Men who stare at at utes bronze. When Chasow met
Speaker 4: as a gold Palma Geddon silver Planet, the vapes gold,
Speaker 4: that so good?
Speaker 7: Damn it.
Speaker 4: He's just not that into showy cold Josh Well first
Speaker 4: one with that one. Uh Nicholas Cage and John Tibolt
Speaker 4: star in rack.
Speaker 7: Off Gold.
Speaker 4: Rack Off to the future. Men who stare at moccasins Bronze,
Speaker 4: Silence of the lamb Kebab Silver, Aceholden Ventura Silver, Bogan,
Speaker 4: the Barbarian gold, so good to make take a bow
Speaker 4: Darlem for moccasins silver, the big mullet Ski goal shaving
Speaker 4: Private Ryan's mullet.
Speaker 6: Gold.
Speaker 4: Let's leave them there all right, Well down, everyone, brilliant
Speaker 4: Boga Movies on the Time was.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow's Show Today.
Speaker 7: Early Idea.
Speaker 4: Earlier on as we got a h down a side
Speaker 4: road of Jack and I talking about our shared love.
Speaker 4: I didn't know he was also a ratchet guy that
Speaker 4: loves just ratcheting something up Tomorrow morning, Are you ratcheting?
Speaker 5: From six am? We want to hear ratchets.
Speaker 4: If you're going to start to tie up the load,
Speaker 4: call us Jack and I want to get our ratchet
Speaker 4: on tomorrow from six I'm not joking.
Speaker 5: I just want to hear that spring loaded action. That's
Speaker 5: what we're talking about here, the old.
Speaker 3: And then your security that you feel throughout your whole
Speaker 3: body when it's tightly long.
Speaker 4: What's the what's that bit? It's not called a bit ribbon?
Speaker 4: I know that, but what's the Lynhan materials?
Speaker 5: The strop?
Speaker 4: Is it the strop or the strap? The straps would
Speaker 4: call it?
Speaker 5: Tell Jack and I don't.
Speaker 4: Oh, it looks like I can shave my soft DJ hands.
Speaker 4: I'd have to moisturize, you know, ratchet with us. Get
Speaker 4: your ratchet on tomorrow, listeners. If you're ratcheting up the load,
Speaker 4: do it live nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 4: Put their number on your phone. Now, don't really fumbling
Speaker 4: around tomorrow and I'm dark. One call you're on air,
Speaker 4: You're on it. I don't even tell the producer your name, saying.
Speaker 7: He wants me.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm not ready to start ratcheting.
Speaker 7: If you know someone.
Speaker 4: Who's a lorry drive and he's got like scaffolding on
Speaker 4: the back or timber, telling to call me tomorrow at
Speaker 4: six ratch for anything, I'm so excited not giving it
Speaker 4: a sleep tonight.
Speaker 6: Guys, t on that number one more time.
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. Put it
Speaker 4: in your phone and get ready to seund the horn
Speaker 4: for all my ratchet brothers and sisters. Also dads assemble
Speaker 4: for our league of dads. We need to get around
Speaker 4: Jackie boy today he lets slip that he's good for
Speaker 4: the next two weeks of cooking for his wife. Then
Speaker 4: she's on her own.
Speaker 6: Then I thought it would go back to the shared system.
Speaker 4: Though really, well, she's kind to be feeding your son
Speaker 4: as well, so maybe you can forget your finger at
Speaker 4: your backside and do it for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: And son, I need you to know the sacrifices I
Speaker 4: made for fourteen nights, fourteen days I made.
Speaker 5: I made nice pizza. Wi I got field bats all right.
Speaker 4: So one of the things I want Jack to do
Speaker 4: one is into the last couple of days before the
Speaker 4: official drop day, which is Friday, is write a letter
Speaker 4: to his as yet unborn son about what you want
Speaker 4: from your relationship together and what kind of dad you
Speaker 4: intend to be.
Speaker 6: I'll start penning it today.
Speaker 4: Then you get that pen out, get your little lammy out,
Speaker 4: my friend, any pen license difficult, and we continue to
Speaker 4: my morning with your aid to z of your pet names.
Speaker 5: That's to my show. Thanks for joining us, have a
Speaker 5: good day.
Speaker 9: This is the Christian o'commel Show podcast.