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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Festivus of fifty.

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Speaker 3: You wait to my son's the next pad rafter and

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Speaker 3: then you say that if.

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Speaker 4: The Backstree Boys did at Breakfast show, you're listening to it.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three fact.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy morning, Hey feeding.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, good, good, good straight away with.

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Speaker 5: Constracted, constricted of a liar.

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Speaker 4: All I'll say, Jackie boy, is perhaps you staggered into

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Speaker 4: the studio brandishing a bottle of wine for.

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Speaker 6: Me, straight from the winery.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Patsy, Yeah, straight from a handbag.

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Speaker 7: Mate.

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Speaker 5: Sad thing was it was three quarters empty.

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Speaker 4: It's not so you do a nice thing.

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Speaker 5: How was the winery yesterday?

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Speaker 2: It was love like Jesus, a nice spot.

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Speaker 7: Where you.

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Speaker 5: Never eaten in.

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Speaker 4: There've been to a tasting there the new year there.

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Speaker 4: But the restaurant's amazing, isn't it?

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Speaker 8: Very very nice?

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Speaker 4: Very nice?

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Speaker 2: It was lovely.

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Speaker 3: Act That was the soft ones spoken sound of a

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Speaker 3: hungover person.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I don't have a hangover, Thank you very.

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Speaker 4: Much, But you were smashing it yesterday Sunday drinking at

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Speaker 4: a winery.

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Speaker 5: It's impossible not to.

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Speaker 2: It's free, especially you know hangover.

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Speaker 4: Any free drinks? There nothing so free at a winery?

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Speaker 4: How do you organize free?

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Speaker 2: It's my girlfriend's fifties, so she shouted everyone.

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Speaker 5: What did you just rock up and say pay for

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Speaker 5: any of this? I could go away that bill?

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Speaker 4: Are you new here? Get that away from me. You'll

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Speaker 4: be sleeping with the vines, Jackie. Why is that kid?

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Speaker 4: Here's not much?

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised to be here this morning. We convinced ourselves when.

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Speaker 4: Friday you based the fact that you thought that you

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Speaker 4: would go against medical science that said the baby might

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Speaker 4: be here. Friday might be because you're an I quote

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Speaker 4: acupunctress had told you, sure, how can do the need us?

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Speaker 4: Because you'll go to an acupunctist. Don't you not to

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Speaker 4: have treatment for any kind of pain? And I love accupunctist,

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Speaker 4: but you don't go go When will the baby be coming?

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Speaker 5: To Chance? What are the needles saying?

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Speaker 3: The acupuncturss correctly predicted before we knew that the baby

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Speaker 3: would be a boy.

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Speaker 6: How would she know that?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 4: You got even Stephen Chance Oh, say, let's conn her up.

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Speaker 4: How's it gonna go with Ukraine? The talk's gonna go

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Speaker 4: well this week.

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Speaker 3: You're sadly wrong about the baby coming this week and

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Speaker 3: he's still in there.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: We just were twiddling our thumbs, all weakened because we

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Speaker 3: were convinced he was coming.

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Speaker 4: This bit goes slow, so slowly, structly preparing for nine

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Speaker 4: months or a party.

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Speaker 5: It's like, can we just have the party?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 4: You're done talking about all the theory of it, aren't you?

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Speaker 5: You just wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Start hovering every day, I'm hovering over the text message

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Speaker 3: to you guys, saying.

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Speaker 6: I'm out, give me, give me the next week. Half

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Speaker 6: the baby's here, but he's still.

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Speaker 4: Love wing to start a brown new week. I mean, I,

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Speaker 4: for one, am I happy to be here. Perhaps he

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Speaker 4: doesn't know why she's she's just hung over, so you

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Speaker 4: were actually what he got.

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Speaker 7: I get the vining.

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Speaker 5: You've already written that message.

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Speaker 4: It's just you just irritate that you're actually here talking

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Speaker 4: to us, not so much that the kid isn't here yet,

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Speaker 4: but you start doing the show.

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Speaker 6: I actually want to.

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Speaker 3: Write the you know that birth message that people send

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Speaker 3: out when the baby's born. I wanted to I wanted

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Speaker 3: to prewrite that so that I didn't have to.

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Speaker 6: Do it in the moment.

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Speaker 5: You ain't, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: Later on we'll get into a story that he shared

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Speaker 4: with me of the weekend. Jack's got a new maintenance garden.

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Speaker 4: Now for pet rat. This says to me, this is

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Speaker 4: a man who's slowly going mad.

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Speaker 5: Like Colonel Kurtz.

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Speaker 4: The only time you've befriend a rat is if you're

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Speaker 4: locked in a prison in some hellhole somewhere. No man

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Speaker 4: who's everything's going well in his life is chatting to

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Speaker 4: a rat in the garden, like Tom Hanks and that basketball.

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Speaker 4: I have experienced a future of transportation my friends.

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Speaker 5: Over the weekend. I have been on an e scooter

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Speaker 5: and it was amazing.

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Speaker 6: They're great.

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Speaker 7: Have you been on one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been on the ones in mount the new ones,

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Speaker 4: To keep it to yourself, why didn't you share with

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Speaker 4: the world. Don't hide it under a bush or when

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Speaker 4: you chant to that pet rat.

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Speaker 3: My I used to put it on my Instagram stories.

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Speaker 3: Do you not keep up with my.

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Speaker 4: Digital Try to avoid those at all costs. Not another

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Speaker 4: day in the life of can't do anymore. You're making

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Speaker 4: those Instagram stories and chatting to rats at we've lost you,

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Speaker 4: We've lost you.

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Speaker 5: To the other side.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been on an e scooter. We went

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Speaker 4: to camera for the weekend to look at a possible

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Speaker 4: university for a Ruby. Just a pair of us went

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Speaker 4: and where the hotel was about twenty minutes from where

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Speaker 4: the campus was and the city was, and it was raining,

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Speaker 4: and she said, there's two scooters outside and I was like,

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Speaker 4: oh god, I don't know my balance something that were

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Speaker 4: going at that speed. This might be the last weekend

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Speaker 4: I spent with her.

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Speaker 5: I afraid I've only got you this far. I've gone

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Speaker 5: under this truck.

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Speaker 4: If you're watching this video, I didn't make that trip.

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Speaker 4: I can only get you this far. And at first

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Speaker 4: I was a little bit. I was actually screaming. She

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Speaker 2: Was that this thing.

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Speaker 4: Tell you what, once you get over twenty kl that

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Speaker 4: those breaks are pretty sharp, aren't they. You really almost

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Speaker 6: Well in the wedd's a bit dicey as well.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we had to go over a couple of bridges

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Speaker 4: and one of them was like a really narrow footbridge,

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Speaker 4: cycle paths, and don't I don't think it went over

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Speaker 4: meant to go over wiz and over on. These eat

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Speaker 4: scooters are twenty k and now, but why aren't more

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Speaker 5: Amazing?

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Speaker 4: When I was driving to this morning, I saw one

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Speaker 4: I don't know. If I was a little bit earlier,

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Speaker 4: I might just get out for five minutes and have

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Speaker 5: Are they incredible? We've got to do a Grand Prix.

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Speaker 3: Can we wear Mdonna mikes and just do the whole

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Speaker 3: show riding around the city on thee.

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Speaker 5: I've got me honest.

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Speaker 4: I felt like Rose at the front of Titanic as

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Speaker 4: I was going through the mean streets, and they are

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Speaker 4: mean streets of Canberra. It was amazing. I felt finally free.

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Speaker 4: I thought, this is what spoke of about enlightenment.

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Speaker 3: Any any stories to tell about going to the actual

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Speaker 7: That was all right?

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Speaker 5: Tell you what those scooters?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 5: On Friday after the show.

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Speaker 4: Then, so I mentioned that we were going to a

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Speaker 4: email from a lady so that my son's there is

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Speaker 4: just he's starting his third year.

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Speaker 5: And he's happy to show you around.

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Speaker 2: So I reply went, that's great.

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Speaker 4: You know somebody's been there three years. I thought this

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Speaker 4: friend didn't turn up. Wait twenty minutes, right, I didn't

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Speaker 4: like courbas ten and I went, I know where you are.

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Speaker 4: You're in your bed with a stinking hangover, or if

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Speaker 4: And then I actually thought, Ruby goes, how do you

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Speaker 4: Did it even exist? And I went, you can't guarantee

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Speaker 4: Last week we were trying to get through the alphabet.

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Speaker 4: The eight has said of songs with girls' names in

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Speaker 4: All right, so brand new eight is on eight? Can

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Speaker 4: we do the eight Z of your pet names? Are

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Speaker 4: there any of you have a pet beginning with a Z?

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Speaker 7: Or?

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Speaker 4: Why are you?

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Speaker 5: Who knows?

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Speaker 4: You? Get all kind of weird and wonderful pet names,

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Speaker 5: Whether it's a dog, a cat, a.

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Speaker 4: Parakeet, a goat, a lama, Guys, is a snake and

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Speaker 4: a conda puma. Ocelot is on the arc. Ocelot was

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Speaker 4: a good one. Guys, Can I get a little bit

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Speaker 4: more gold blust? We're pulling the ocelot references.

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Speaker 6: I don't think people keep an ocelot as a pet.

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Speaker 2: What is an ocelot.

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Speaker 6: It's some kind of.

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Speaker 4: Puma about fifty bucks, you know, the right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, aighta z of your pet name? So Jackie boy,

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Speaker 4: can we we can throw it away?

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Speaker 5: Do l for Luna?

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Speaker 6: Yes, my dog is on there, l for Luna.

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Speaker 4: It is the keyboards. Back the ass back Patsy. What

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Speaker 4: about the old biggest dog in the universe, Presley Prince

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Speaker 4: woke up now for that old Sunday hangover crazy, Yes, Presley.

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Speaker 5: I'll also chuck.

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Speaker 4: In for Nigel, not Nigel. I've got a pet called Nigel.

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Speaker 4: would be. I might rename my dog Nigel. That is

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Speaker 4: Come on in, James, come on in, James.

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Speaker 5: Hope you had a great weekend.

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Speaker 8: Yes, subbly working night shift?

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Speaker 4: Let's leave it there for now, not right now, James,

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Speaker 7: Norell. Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 12: How are we all morning?

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Speaker 5: We are good, Norell you well.

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Speaker 12: I'm ducky, I'm going home. I'm happy as a.

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Speaker 7: Clam, happy as a clan.

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Speaker 5: And now, what pets have you got for eight listeners?

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Speaker 5: Pet names?

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Speaker 12: Okay, I breed main tunes and I have twelve, but

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Speaker 13: But there's more.

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Speaker 5: Zeus is an amazing name for a pet.

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Speaker 12: He is awesome.

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Speaker 4: Be Zeus when he knows that zeus as well?

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Speaker 7: Thank you he does?

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Speaker 5: So you sound like some sort of Marvel character.

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Speaker 4: And I am lesh.

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Speaker 12: A prop metigree. Name is black Widow, and I imported

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Speaker 4: This morning you got count from the Netherlands.

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Speaker 12: Italy and the Czech Republic.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it?

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Speaker 12: And you walk out the money to get them here.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot so incredible.

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Speaker 4: And then what you breed them and sell them yourself?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, breathe them and sell them as pets and occasionally on.

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Speaker 4: The very unreliable Butler's pets. There's some people in certa

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Speaker 4: It was fifteen cats.

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Speaker 4: Here in Australia Eurovision of Cats.

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Speaker 5: No, no, this is this is great. I love it. Noel,

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Speaker 5: I'm going to send you a prize. You've welcome everybody

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 12: Also, Worries, listen to you every day.

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Speaker 5: Send my love to the cats.

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Speaker 13: Have a great day, guys.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Right now your pets names? Can we do the A

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Speaker 3: We've got H Henry, L, Luna, N Nisha, P p

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Speaker 3: Those last three were main coon cats that will last

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Speaker 4: They are huge, beautiful looking cats, but like three times

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Speaker 7: Cat like that?

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Speaker 5: Yes, she got fifteen of them.

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Speaker 4: She's building an army. All right, let's get some more

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Vicky, Oh, good morning Christian.

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Speaker 12: How you doing.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Vicky. Welcome to the show. And what's your

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Speaker 14: Oh? Well, it's a purebred German shepherd and he's names

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Speaker 14: and he named Pulk.

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Speaker 4: Thought is a great name for German shepherd.

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Speaker 7: I love thought.

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Speaker 4: We already have a zeus as well, where we're getting

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Speaker 4: well adventures. Yeah, and Jack, I know you haven't said

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Speaker 6: No, no, think that'll be at the top of.

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Speaker 4: The isbe he added to the long list. Just wouldn't help,

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Speaker 4: all right, Vicky, thank you very much for that one thought.

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Speaker 14: You're welcome, Christian.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, Melanie, good morning, Melanie, Good morning, Good morning, Melanie.

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Speaker 7: For us?

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Speaker 14: My dog's name was Kellaway ka double L A W

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Speaker 12: And if you're an IFL fan, you would know that

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Speaker 14: Why is Duncan Kellaway?

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Speaker 4: Now I'm not over familiar with some of the oldest

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Speaker 14: Everyone loved him. Know, he kicked minimal goals and when

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Speaker 7: Minimal.

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Speaker 4: If I got the minimal ratings, no one's.

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Speaker 5: Naming a pet after me. I'm mean kicked to the curb.

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Speaker 5: Tell you what great thing about minimal minimal weld.

457
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Speaker 6: When our ratings start to drop, let's call ourselves a

458
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Speaker 6: cult show.

459
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Speaker 4: We're a Calloway all right, Calloway, alright, Melanie, thank you

460
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Speaker 4: very much.

461
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Speaker 7: And cool. Thank you, thank you.

462
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Speaker 4: We'll get emails now from people in Tiger Town, the

463
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Speaker 4: cheer squad. Jessica, good morning, Hey, hey going, I'm good,

464
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Speaker 4: jess what's your pet name?

465
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Speaker 7: For eight is?

466
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Speaker 15: I guess? I have a purebred English Pointer and her

467
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Speaker 15: name is Quinn. So we named her after Harley Quinn

468
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Speaker 15: from The.

469
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Speaker 4: Batman's Quinn is a great name.

470
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Speaker 15: Yes, and so I call it Quinno because you know

471
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Speaker 15: we're off.

472
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Speaker 10: Actually I wanted to.

473
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Speaker 15: We're going to put on everything, so we did. I

474
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Speaker 15: did want to call those Star Wars names, but my

475
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Speaker 15: partner couldn't say half of them. So yeah, we decided

476
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Speaker 15: on something a little less nerdy, he said with Batman

477
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Speaker 15: because he's not like a massive fan. And I was

478
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Speaker 15: like okay, and he goes, yeah, I.

479
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Speaker 5: Love mister misery.

480
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Speaker 4: He's kind of fair to say the name younger.

481
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Speaker 15: No, it was Fennick, and he kept saying Phoenix.

482
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Speaker 5: I'm like, no, Fenic, Oh my god, this is real deep.

483
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Speaker 4: He could into the multi verse of Nerdo and beyond

484
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Speaker 4: Nerd and wrapped.

485
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Speaker 15: In I think. So we settled for pets, naming them strange.

486
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Speaker 4: Things, all right, jes talking to us, and there we

487
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Speaker 4: go I don't want to know either. Don't contact the show.

488
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Speaker 4: My life is right. I don't need any brain power.

489
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Speaker 6: You're getting influx of describing and their.

490
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Speaker 4: Relationships stuff at the forums are coming for you, non believer, Tracy.

491
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Speaker 7: Good morning, how are you going?

492
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Speaker 4: I'm good, Tracy, Tracy? What is your what's your pet?

493
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Speaker 7: First of all, my teeth get in?

494
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Speaker 5: What kind of pig you got?

495
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Speaker 7: I don't know.

496
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Speaker 16: She was a rescue, so she's got her little taps

497
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Speaker 16: and dam and bath cover and everything.

498
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Speaker 5: Danish Danish quakings?

499
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Speaker 14: Love you no this netisode?

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Speaker 12: Are really did?

501
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Speaker 4: And where did you see? You got the pig from Wes?

502
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Speaker 12: You hers as a baby?

503
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Speaker 7: Yeah? What do the thing to do?

504
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Speaker 4: Where does the where does the pig live in the house?

505
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.

506
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Speaker 16: We're on a couple of ois, so she's got her

507
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Speaker 16: own little the second with the gams.

508
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Speaker 4: Got banana lounge.

509
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Speaker 6: What's what's the peak's name?

510
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Speaker 7: Good point?

511
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Speaker 4: Please please, Tracy, can we have a photo of ethel

512
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Speaker 4: the Peak?

513
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Speaker 7: Yes for you.

514
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Speaker 5: I'm going to make it.

515
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Speaker 4: The patron saint of our eight has said of your

516
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Speaker 4: pet names ethel P.

517
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Speaker 7: That is great.

518
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Speaker 9: You're listening to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.

519
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Speaker 4: Jack Post told us Friday he may not be on

520
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 4: today's show. He was convinced that the baby was coming

521
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 4: about seven days early because they're acupuncturists. Someone who works

522
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 4: with needles said, the baby's coming, so that means we've

523
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Speaker 4: got this to play this week.

524
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Speaker 17: It's the baby count and.

525
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Speaker 4: Then we're up there tomorrow, and then went to overtime.

526
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Speaker 3: His official due date is Friday, but we were convinced

527
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Speaker 3: he was coming this week in not just the acupunctural

528
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Speaker 3: said it, but even the doctors have been saying, look,

529
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Speaker 3: he looks like he's coming early.

530
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Speaker 6: He looks like he's ready ripe. He will come.

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Speaker 5: Side so fruit, What is she going to pop out

532
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Speaker 5: on apple?

533
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Speaker 6: Okay, that's not a phrase the doctor used, but that's.

534
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Speaker 4: How a medical he's ripe.

535
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Speaker 3: So we were just sitting on our hands all weekend,

536
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Speaker 3: twiddling our thumbs, waiting for him to start moving about.

537
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Speaker 4: The last few weeks, and the anchors just wants it

538
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Speaker 4: to begin now because she's just uncomfortable and probably having

539
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Speaker 4: a tough time.

540
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Speaker 3: Sleeping, definitely sleeping in his hard She's got to keep

541
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Speaker 3: turning over. You're allowed to sleep on your back, so

542
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Speaker 3: you've got to sleep on your side. So now we

543
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Speaker 3: turn her over together, so like I grab underneath the

544
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Speaker 3: belly and like shift her on to her other side,

545
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Speaker 3: but build the little pillow fort that she's going to

546
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Speaker 3: keep her comfortable. But there's really not much else for

547
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Speaker 3: us to do that the bank is switching sides is

548
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Speaker 3: one of the highlights of the weekend.

549
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Speaker 5: And what else did you do this weekend?

550
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Speaker 7: Then?

551
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Speaker 6: So I've started filming.

552
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Speaker 3: I mean, you joke that I'm friends with this rat

553
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Speaker 3: in the backyard, but I have started paying more attention

554
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Speaker 3: to him, and I have started filming his comings and

555
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 3: goings from the yard. I didn't like it when they

556
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Speaker 3: were in the roof last year, but now they just

557
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 3: seem to live in the backyard.

558
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Speaker 4: You've got resident rats, Well they're.

559
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Speaker 6: There all the time.

560
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Speaker 3: So if that's their residency, or maybe they come from

561
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Speaker 3: a different home and spend time in my yard.

562
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Speaker 5: So it's like a summer house.

563
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Speaker 4: Basically it is a beautiful place you've got, but it's

564
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Speaker 4: their summer house. They are there.

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Speaker 6: Well, they're there day and night because even when I

566
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Speaker 6: go out at night.

567
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Speaker 4: For jobs, where else are going to go hours he's

568
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Speaker 4: demute to the city.

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Speaker 5: Back to night rats early, help me turn my wife?

570
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Speaker 4: Could you believe runs?

571
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Speaker 2: It's unusual to see them during the day.

572
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Speaker 6: Jack, Oh, well, I got footage for you. Great footage

573
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Speaker 6: coming your way then, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: I mean, how much time have you got where you're

575
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Speaker 4: filming rats in the garden?

576
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Speaker 5: Atten Borough?

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Speaker 3: I think that five hundred years ago, when we were

578
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Speaker 3: worried about rats carrying the plague and stuff, that we

579
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Speaker 3: were rightfully trying to distance ourselves from rats.

580
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Speaker 6: But in modern day we should we really be scared

581
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Speaker 6: of for them? Are they harmful to y?

582
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Speaker 4: Should be vermin carrying disease?

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Speaker 2: Riddled?

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Speaker 5: And why are yours?

585
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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 5: I mean not everyone else? Rats?

587
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Speaker 4: You have been picking up the old dog plops because

588
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Speaker 4: I've been round Beer four and it was basically the

589
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Speaker 4: garden was ninety eight percent much that you've got rats

590
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Speaker 4: living in there? Actually going we're rats? But this is disgusting.

591
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Speaker 4: How can someone live like this?

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Speaker 3: No, I have been picking up the dog turns because

593
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Speaker 3: I've been home. I've got things, nothing to do, so

594
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 3: the backyard is spotless. But they love the bushes. They

595
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Speaker 3: love righting.

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Speaker 5: Tom Hanks on that island. Are they you're Wilson? Are

597
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Speaker 5: you feed?

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Speaker 7: You're not?

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Speaker 5: Feeding them or someone not feeding them.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to encourage them, but at the same

601
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Speaker 3: time I've started I want to get rid of them.

602
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Speaker 3: But now I watch them and they're kind of harmless.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they're any more dirty than a bird.

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Speaker 3: He's not my friend.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like he is making us reconsider of beings to

606
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Speaker 4: warn rats to.

607
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Speaker 5: Go back in historically where it came from.

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Speaker 4: Can we get along with the rats? Hello, little ratty?

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Speaker 5: You know what, the more I see you, you and

610
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Speaker 5: I are pretty similar, little ratty.

611
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Speaker 3: It's a rat really different from a pigeon. Besides, it

612
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Speaker 3: can't fly. We would never worry about We would never

613
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Speaker 3: worry about birds flying in our backyard. Why do we

614
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Speaker 3: worry about rat?

615
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Speaker 4: This is not even worthy of three a w even

616
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Speaker 4: Neil Mitchell. I don't think even the great Neil Mitchell's

617
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Speaker 4: ever done a phone in about rats?

618
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Speaker 5: Are they that dissimilar to a pigeon?

619
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Speaker 7: Calling?

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Speaker 14: Now?

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Speaker 4: Win a spinal Le's pillow.

622
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Speaker 5: That kid really needs.

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Speaker 3: If you're like this, Jay the number you didn't give

624
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 3: the number out so people can call in triple zero.

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Speaker 9: The Christian o'connells podcast.

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Speaker 4: Hey Jack, Yeah, I've had a look at the video.

627
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's cute, isn't he?

628
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Speaker 7: You sound like Mad.

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Speaker 4: World and forty Towers. That is a mouse. It's not

630
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Speaker 4: a rat, is it? Yeah's mouse? There? No, it's a mouse.

631
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Speaker 4: It's a beautiful, cute looking little mousey.

632
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Speaker 6: Oh, I thought he was big for a man, A

633
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 6: nice rat.

634
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 4: Rat's a darker, bigger, longer towel. That is a very

635
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 4: nice little mouse.

636
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 6: Big old mouse.

637
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Speaker 3: Then I reckon I could get a good coin for

638
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Speaker 3: him if I sold him on the open market.

639
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Speaker 4: What do we in some sort of Kensian novel? You

640
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 4: get a good coin, you know, huckerboy fing get a

641
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 4: good coin for him down on the trader's market by

642
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Speaker 4: the paddle boats.

643
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Speaker 6: Oh, I don't like him as much now that he's

644
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 6: a mouse.

645
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 5: What have you got a good mouse here? Yes?

646
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Speaker 6: I just thought have you seen him, Pats? Is that

647
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 6: a mouse or a rat?

648
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Speaker 2: Oh? I have to have a look.

649
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Speaker 6: He's on what's up? Oh?

650
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 3: No, that that's no rash No, no, no, no, it's.

651
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Speaker 5: Chatting too over the week? Ken?

652
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Speaker 4: Can I just say this now as a friend, not

653
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 4: just someone does the radio show with you.

654
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Speaker 6: I think.

655
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Speaker 4: I'm okay, I just flagging it up now, Just why

656
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 4: we're here today, I've got nowhere there. We're gonna be Friday.

657
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 4: If that kid's not here in a week's time, I'm

658
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 4: really am worried that actually we might ast just shake hands.

659
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 4: Go why don't you start the opportunity leave now, just

660
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 4: have a little lie down and stuff like that.

661
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 5: Spend some time with them with the rat mouse.

662
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 4: We've heard of cat ladies. We now found rat boy.

663
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 4: So while you're eager to begin your fatherhood, basically, I've

664
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 4: had a very very different experience at the other side

665
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Speaker 4: of the rainbow. Jackie boy. Yeah, oh my word. I

666
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 4: as you said, Friday, I was taking Ruby. That's my

667
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 4: oldest daughter. She's in the year twelve, huge year. She

668
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 4: turns eighteen and a couple of months time. So we

669
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 4: went away for Friday night and then Saturday go and

670
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Speaker 4: look at the campus at A ANDU and camera beautiful place.

671
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Speaker 3: I think it's great that she wants to go out

672
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Speaker 3: of mel as well to go to tertiary education, because

673
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Speaker 3: it's not a common thing in Australia, but in the

674
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Speaker 3: US and in the UK it's a right of passage

675
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Speaker 3: to leave home and your hometown to go to the

676
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Speaker 3: university that you're going to attend.

677
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Speaker 4: Yes, So in the UK you don't stay at home, really,

678
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Speaker 4: you go away and say within America's well, it's very

679
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 4: rare here. So yeah, I'm kind of pleased, even though

680
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Speaker 4: it's like that's some great ones. You know, the moment

681
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Speaker 4: she's twenty minutes from us, your mom and I can

682
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Speaker 4: be there very quick.

683
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Speaker 6: Could you do some homeschooling?

684
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 4: Yes, I that's but no, we went away to camera,

685
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 4: and I've got to be honest. I suddenly got a

686
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 4: sense of what is going on. I was like, because

687
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 4: she was so excited. It's like this new calling, isn't it.

688
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 4: We've all have that when you know it's time to

689
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 4: leave and you're not really ready.

690
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 5: But she is ready.

691
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 4: And I saw there she met a mate of hers

692
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 4: who started a couple of weeks ago. She is so excited,

693
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 4: and I thought, oh my god, it's already happening then

694
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 4: what I thought would be years and years away. I

695
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 4: suddenly got my it's rare in life, you know where

696
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 4: you are in the pattern of it all. But when

697
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 4: I saw her there walk around this campus, I thought,

698
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 4: good god, this time next year, whether it is this

699
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 4: college or another one, she'll be dropped off here and

700
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 4: that this. I don't know, eighteen years have being this

701
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 4: kind of dad where you still have quite a lot

702
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 4: of day to day contact, not just that influence less

703
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 4: and less these days, in fact none in the last

704
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 4: five years, if I'm honest. But is this an illusion

705
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 4: on need to tell hisself? But that kind of Perrington

706
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 4: that dad, he will fade away when she goes next year.

707
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 4: It's really strange to sort of as you're coming into

708
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 4: the start of it, Jackie boy, and you're perhaps you're

709
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 4: a sort of ten years into it, suddenly the other

710
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 4: side of it, it's a really it's a strange kind

711
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 4: of almost beautiful heartbreak where it's not real heartbreak, like

712
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 4: there's something sad happening. It's amazing what's happening, but there

713
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 4: is a strange kind of beauty to it. Where I

714
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 4: saw it so happen. I'm thinking, oh my god, it's

715
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 4: never going to be like it is right now. You

716
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 4: know it will change in a year's time. So yeah,

717
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 4: completely different experience. It was amazing seeing it there.

718
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 3: And has it gone fuck? Do you feel like it's

719
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 3: gone fast for you? When you first arrived. I remember

720
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 3: Ruby was thirteen. We went to fourteenth birthday, not long

721
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: after you got here. I think it's flown by now

722
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 3: that she's eighteen and looking at university.

723
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you what happens is right the first

724
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 4: couple of years, Jackie Boy does not go in the

725
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 4: blink of an eye, does it, Patsy? It's almost galatial.

726
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 4: It is so slow. You didn't think I've kept this

727
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 4: back right when you didn't think time could go this slowly.

728
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 4: They're like, and I watch it again, Oh, what time

729
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 4: is it? It's ten past six in the morning, and

730
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 4: I've been up for an hour. There's so many more

731
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 4: hours in the day to go to the playpark, and

732
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 4: then you want to stay in the play park for

733
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 4: like three hours of you Oh, you're so t would

734
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 4: I ever see a bed again? It goes so slowly,

735
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 4: and then suddenly when they become teenagers, it's like it's

736
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 4: it's on fast forward. And I can't think it's going

737
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 4: to be eighteen and then she'd be at college wherever

738
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 4: she goes next year. It's gone really really quickly. One

739
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 4: thing I didn't think about over the weekend, jack Boy.

740
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 4: And now you say that, you know you're kind of

741
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 4: idling a bit before it'll happens. And you and your

742
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 4: wife begin your own beautiful journey into it.

743
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 7: Do you know what?

744
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 4: I think it'd be a really nice thing to do

745
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 4: with something. I write a lot of letters to the kids,

746
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 4: normally when it's their birthday or Christmas. I put a

747
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 4: little letter in there. Why didn't you write a letter

748
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 4: to Jack Junior about what you hope for him? And

749
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 4: you both together? I think a bit thing of you

750
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 4: saying actually what your intention is. I think it'd be

751
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 4: a lovely thing to do.

752
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 6: That's actually a great idea. You do handwritten?

753
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 4: Wait, a bit informal, going, dear son.

754
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 2: So big keyboard?

755
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 5: Do you do hand written?

756
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 7: Yeah?

757
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 4: I put a bit of effort into it, So I

758
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 4: do hand written? Yes, Samuel peeps here does I get

759
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 4: my fountain, nip out my quill?

760
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

761
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 5: Do handwritten. I'll tell you what when you do do

762
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 5: these handwritten notes? Right?

763
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 4: So I did the inside their Christmas card, Tavy and

764
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 4: birthday and and I remember once I did a letter

765
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: too far right where my daughter was going to win

766
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 4: a school trip, and I thought, I'll give a little

767
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 4: secret letter in that when she finds it, it'll be

768
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 4: when she needs it. She said, the worst moment in

769
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 4: the trip, right, she was struggling away was when she

770
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 4: read that flipping letter. She said it was the most

771
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 4: miserable thing. It was lovely. She had to stop reading

772
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 4: it about three lines in and go, why is not

773
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: the same if I'd given her a tight written one?

774
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 6: Check your email? Ruby.

775
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 4: The Also the thing with going back to writing my

776
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 4: hand right is it takes ages because you might be

777
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 4: like towards the end of like a beautiful page with

778
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 4: all these words written down, and then you make a

779
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: spelling mistake and you can't You can't put a line

780
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 4: through it or get the correcting fluid out from the school.

781
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 5: It does not the same. She got to start again.

782
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 4: And also because we don't write at all anymore, just

783
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 4: apart from your name maybe in a card, your hands

784
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 4: killing you? You do not think I can an exam

785
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 4: shaking out your anger?

786
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,959
Speaker 7: This is so hard something I can.

787
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 6: Get a sore hand just writing a birthday cat.

788
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 7: All right?

789
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 4: So are you for doing it the next couple of days?

790
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 5: And can we hear this on air? Own your words?

791
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 6: Oh, I'll get well.

792
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 3: Does it make it less personal than if I'm if

793
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of you guys listening in as third parties?

794
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 3: How about I give you a snippet of what I

795
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 3: write to him.

796
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 5: Perfect. That's great. You share as much you want to, mate,

797
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 5: use the time.

798
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 9: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

799
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: By the way, the joy in getting on a plane,

800
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 4: even though it was just a fifteen minutes's flight to

801
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 4: hop over from Melbourne to camera. The joy of being

802
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 4: at the airport Friday night.

803
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 5: Oh it's great.

804
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 6: Is it busy again?

805
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's heaving just seeing people moving around. Yeah,

806
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 4: it was great. And then stay in this hotel. What

807
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 4: is it about that hotel toaster? There was an old guy.

808
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 4: Me and this old guy got into it almost. Yes,

809
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 4: there's always an old guy waiting there, right, it doesn't

810
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 4: isn't relaxed enough to wander off and come back to it?

811
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 17: Right?

812
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 4: And he saw me puts him in and I could

813
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 4: tell he was about to leave, But when he saw

814
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 4: me there, he waited. Trust a barmy with the toast anyway,

815
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 4: he said this to me. Mine's in there already on

816
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 4: that sort toaster right as well?

817
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 5: It's so slow?

818
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 4: Is it why they have the settings like one to

819
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 4: This thing had one to eight after like four? Who

820
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 4: needs five, six, seven even on your normal toaster? Who's

821
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 4: who's requiring bunt wood where you really want to charcoal

822
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 4: or mute the thing. I don't know, why don't they

823
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 4: just have one to three? Why do we he five six, seven, eight.

824
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 4: I don't even know what eight was on this beast

825
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 4: of a thing that he was waiting for his toaster.

826
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 3: Also, the risk is that you go to little because

827
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 3: if you have to go back on the conveyor belt,

828
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: that's another five minutes and.

829
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 4: It's all floppy, and as well, you don't know, you

830
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 4: don't look like you don't know what you're doing. Also,

831
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 4: dining in the right temperature in hotel showers. Obviously, having

832
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 4: not been away in a hotel for a while, it's

833
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 4: still the longest part of your stay in that room

834
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 4: is trying to work out the right balance between hong kold.

835
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 5: Isn't it even working out which one's blood and cold?

836
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 4: I go to go and get out of the shower,

837
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 4: find my reading glasses that it's just a squiggle, it's

838
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 4: just cold.

839
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 3: Is this they need to be standardized across all tells

840
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 3: because they've all got their own system.

841
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 4: And used the TOTA system. Can't we just have one

842
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 4: to five? It works for the bread? Can we just

843
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 4: have that same system. My dad sent me an email

844
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 4: over the weekend. You know, sometimes he finds a news

845
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 4: article or something that we might want to talk about

846
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 4: on the show.

847
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 5: Bless him.

848
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 4: Yep, I don't want to say to him, have you

849
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 4: been the last six months? Not one single email? It

850
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 4: kept telling me there's there's nothing funny, there's nothing funny

851
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 4: in the papers. At the moment, suddenly he's found he's

852
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 4: found something that tick with him over the weekend. Anyway,

853
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 4: it's a story towards the end of last week about

854
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 4: the tennis player John Millman, who accidentally hit himself in

855
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 4: the eye with a tennis ball, not one that was

856
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 4: being you know, served to him in actual play, just

857
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 4: he sort of I don't know, just miscuses as he's

858
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 4: throwing it himself and itked him in the eye so

859
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 4: badly he had to end the game. He had to retire.

860
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 4: I asked the team that they can find some audio.

861
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 4: They couldn't, but they have got this that makes no sense.

862
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 4: This was recorded from the car park outside the Abulco

863
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 4: Stadium where the one was playing.

864
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 5: Luckily and.

865
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 6: Then the are they playing that just for a subwa

866
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 6: for and no other speakers?

867
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 4: If you think that makes no sense. I don't even

868
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 4: know what the producers thought we could do with this.

869
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 4: What happened?

870
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 11: Mate?

871
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 4: I don't know whether these went to a pub near

872
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 4: mine and recorded some bogans playing on the slot machines

873
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 4: on the pokes.

874
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 5: What do you think of? What just happened?

875
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 6: What happened?

876
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 13: Mate?

877
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 7: It's like.

878
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 4: Watch but then it sounds like they're at the side

879
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 4: of a swimming pool at gala.

880
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 6: What happened?

881
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: Mate's flicking the balls?

882
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 5: It's fine, it's our new game.

883
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 4: What is going on in this audio clip? So anyway,

884
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 4: this morning one of your stories and of self inflicted injuries.

885
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 4: Poor John Milman then had to retire from his game

886
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 4: hit himself with a tennis ball in the eye.

887
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 6: It's so innocent and maybe it's just sorry, sorry, what's

888
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 6: the matter?

889
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 7: Or what?

890
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 5: Over the phone number?

891
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 4: I mean, who does that and then starts telling me

892
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 4: it's innocent. Well, it wasn't trying to take himself out.

893
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 4: I don't hate tennis. I just throw this ball in

894
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 4: my eye.

895
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 5: It was innocent.

896
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 4: Guys, I don't want anyone listen to this right now

897
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 4: thinking that we're trying to say something.

898
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 6: You know, you give the number and then tell me

899
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 6: when I can talk nobody.

900
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: Just wait for the balls. I mean, when you hear

901
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 4: audio and radio. Sit back nine four one four one

902
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 4: o four three. Jack your thoughts, no further comments.

903
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: What happened?

904
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Speaker 4: You might well go and chat to that rat mouse

905
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Speaker 4: Jack Well Christian Connell's show podcast we looking feel stories

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Speaker 4: about self inflicted injuries.

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Speaker 7: Jeff, good morning, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I sort of hid butt of the side of

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Speaker 10: my truck and broke my nose.

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Speaker 6: About it, though, you.

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Speaker 4: Make it sound like it's a routine activity for us

912
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Speaker 4: to head but our own vehicles. Why were you batting it, Jeff?

913
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Speaker 10: Oh, I was doing up a wretchet strap because I

914
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Speaker 10: carry some heavy stuff on the truck, and one of

915
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Speaker 10: the ratchets let go in the blinding mechanism, and I

916
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Speaker 10: hid butt of the side of my truck, split my

917
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Speaker 10: nose open, had a non displaced fracture. Sat on the

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Speaker 10: ground for a while, thinking, what the hell happened?

919
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Speaker 15: Blood?

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Speaker 10: Why here is into the office?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

922
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Speaker 5: Dear all right, Jeff, thank you very much. You killed

923
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Speaker 5: I have a good day. I don't know about you, guys,

924
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Speaker 5: but I love a good ratchet chat.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 3: First time I got him, though, daunting because I didn't

927
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Speaker 3: know how to use them as I was at Bunning's

928
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Speaker 3: ready to ratchet up.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I never used them before, but now we didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Our dads didn't teach us that. But once you know

931
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Speaker 4: the dark hearts so that you want to start ratcheting.

932
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Speaker 4: You want people to know that I'm a ratchet guy,

933
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Speaker 4: know how to an.

934
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Speaker 6: I feel like ratcheting something.

935
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Speaker 4: As soon as the show's done at night, and I'm

936
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Speaker 4: heading straight to Bunning. So buy some ratchets. I've got

937
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Speaker 4: no need for just anyway, Jack and I have very

938
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Speaker 4: excited about ratchets. Chun in tomorrow morning. You can win

939
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Speaker 4: your own ratchets Susan, Good morning, Good morning, Suki, and

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Speaker 4: tell us about your self inflicted injury.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: So it was right in the middle of co OVID

943
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Speaker 16: and I'm working from home. All the kids are studying

944
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Speaker 16: from home. Husband's out in the shed working from home,

945
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Speaker 16: and I thought, oh, I haven't seen him for a

946
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Speaker 16: few hours. Let's get you know, a bit of excitement going.

947
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Speaker 16: Let's spice things up a little bit. No, no, you

948
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Speaker 16: want to see this shed.

949
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Speaker 15: It's like a palace anyway, So I go.

950
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Speaker 5: Out, are rocky.

951
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Speaker 15: It's exactly right.

952
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Speaker 16: So I go out there and air quote, just in

953
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Speaker 16: a hoodie and my mobile phone is in the pocket

954
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Speaker 16: at the front, you know where you put your hands together.

955
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Speaker 16: My mobile phone is there.

956
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Speaker 15: Yeah, you get in the picture. Yes.

957
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 16: So I walk into the shed, right and I decide

958
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Speaker 16: to do a little bit of a reveal.

959
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Speaker 5: And with a hoodie. I mean, it's one thing shows

960
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Speaker 5: strip for you.

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Speaker 16: So I whipped the hoodie up with the mobile phone

962
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Speaker 16: in the pocket, smashed myself in the face of the phone,

963
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Speaker 16: split my lip everywhere, and then I have to explain

964
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Speaker 16: it to the teenagers. How mum split her lip?

965
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Speaker 12: Yeah, so it was.

966
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 16: It was an interesting and interesting morning and I was

967
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Speaker 16: I will never do that ever again.

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Speaker 15: Mobile phones are quite heavy, guy.

969
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Speaker 6: It was an explosive strip, tease and sultry.

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Speaker 12: It was more of a flash.

971
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Speaker 5: All right, Susan, thank you very much to give us

972
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Speaker 5: a call.

973
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 4: Thank you, bye, Luke, good morning. I'm good. Have you

974
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Speaker 4: had a great weekend? Thanks for calling the show. What's

975
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Speaker 4: your self inflicted injury?

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Speaker 17: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: I was just as a gimm a holidays with the

978
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Speaker 13: parents at the resort had a mini golf course down there.

979
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Speaker 13: So when you played a mini golf by myself, I couldn't,

980
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 13: couldn't get this hole. I did about eight shots, started

981
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Speaker 13: getting real angry, frustrated, so it took off and just

982
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Speaker 13: teed off in a very small bat too meter course

983
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Speaker 13: it'd all hit the wall, ricocheted and came directly straight

984
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Speaker 13: in the eye.

985
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 5: And where did it hit you in the eye?

986
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 18: Yeah, it hit me directly. I think it was the

987
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 18: right eye.

988
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 13: I was only about thirteen years old, and yeah, I

989
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 13: started crying.

990
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 10: Looked around.

991
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Speaker 8: Mom and Dad weren't there.

992
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 13: So I realized I've hurt myself and I've got to

993
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 13: walk back. And yeah, for the next two days. Eyes

994
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 13: were swollen and black over the holidays of this two

995
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 13: week holiday.

996
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 7: At the resort. Injury.

997
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I love it.

998
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely love it. I was very accident prone as

999
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 13: a kid and still saw that am as an adult.

1000
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 4: All right, lukey, boys, thank you very much. You give

1001
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 4: us a call.

1002
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 13: No, guys, have a good day.

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00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 4: Thank care, Louke and Chris to squeeze CHRISSI gress self

1004
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 4: convicted injuries in morning.

1005
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 18: All I'm a fitter and term maintenance fut of my trade,

1006
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 18: and I was an easy out of bolted tractor. I

1007
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 18: was using it with a shifter because it was hard

1008
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 18: to get to. I managed to break the bolted tractor,

1009
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Speaker 18: followed through and hit myself and the family jewels.

1010
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 5: Sorry that was a follow through. I thought that was

1011
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 5: your self injury.

1012
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Speaker 7: One.

1013
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 5: Okay, all flush, did you hit?

1014
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 18: I hit myself in the groy in the groin, and

1015
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 18: it was quite so long, and for a couple of

1016
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 18: weeks I was saying stars quite a few minutes afterward,

1017
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 18: limp limp, limped off their say and sat myself in

1018
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 18: the first aid and I stacked for quite some time.

1019
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 5: And then didn't you just collapse? You just fold in

1020
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 5: on yourself.

1021
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 4: You only need a little tap there, let alone a

1022
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 4: big bolt extractor.

1023
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 10: That's why are you iron balls?

1024
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Speaker 8: Not quite?

1025
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 18: I was called that I dropped the dropped to my

1026
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 18: knees and don't remember much for about a mini or

1027
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 18: two afterwards. So yeah, managed to lit myself off and.

1028
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 5: Wounded animal.

1029
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 18: Pretty much and spawned the quart a few colorful nick

1030
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 18: games afterwards.

1031
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 5: Gotcha.

1032
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 9: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

1033
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 5: Let's get into this week's.

1034
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 4: It's just another miss heard many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

1035
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 4: Every Monday, we are the Home on the Radio of

1036
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 4: your misheard lyrics as we play them back.

1037
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 5: If we agree what you think you're mishearing, you'll hear this.

1038
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: If not, And for the great Ones, this Hall of

1039
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 4: Favor last week three Hall of Famers. Mandy from Nirvana's

1040
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 4: Heart Shaped Box. Hey wait, I got a new cold Play.

1041
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 4: I still love that one, Alan had Elton John Saturday

1042
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 4: Nights all right for fighting sellotape, sellotape, sellotape, sellotape. And

1043
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 4: then we had Wish Master by Night Wish from Danica Hamster,

1044
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 4: a dentist, hardcore Steven Seagal. All right, then let's get

1045
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 4: into the brand new ones. First art, we have Belinda

1046
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 4: from Smashing Pumpkins Wound. You're a part of me eternal one.

1047
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 5: Or is it the far more chilling? You're a pot

1048
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 5: of bees, a ton of wasps.

1049
00:47:50,800 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 2: Mention to wasps and songs, I hear bees?

1050
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 4: He wass there's this black back again? So I miss

1051
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 4: here is you're a pot of bees a ton of wasps.

1052
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 5: Are we hearing it?

1053
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 7: Yep?

1054
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 4: We don't hear wasp, but the search will always be

1055
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 4: on for any miss here that involves the wasps. Jacqueline

1056
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 4: has a bony m Raspuccian in his eyes a flaming glow.

1057
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 5: Or is it in his eyes a flamingo flaming flaming?

1058
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 7: Yes? I like.

1059
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 4: Esther is fifteen Alost Christian. I listen to the Miss

1060
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 4: Hurds every Monday. I've got one Freedom for my people

1061
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 4: By Oliver Helden's I have gold in my bones and

1062
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 4: diamonds in my soul?

1063
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 7: Or is it?

1064
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 4: And this is the humor of a fifteen year old

1065
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 4: m and almost forty nine year old. I have gold

1066
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 4: in my balls and.

1067
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 5: In sense of human.

1068
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 4: Year old, I have gold in my balls and diamonds

1069
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 4: in my soul. Yes, I have gold in my balls

1070
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 4: and diamonds in my soul. For that high quality, top

1071
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 4: end of town material, there's only one place for the

1072
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 4: US to come on.

1073
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 5: In Mitchell Warren Christian.

1074
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 4: I think System of a Down are singing about me

1075
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 4: in this song Holy Mountain, first one so far the

1076
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 4: year of people hearing their own in songs. This from

1077
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 4: Mitchell Warren, so the original line someone's mouth said, paint

1078
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 4: them all redd? Or is it someone's mountain named em Warren?

1079
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 4: Our friend, Mitchell Warren, Are we hearing someone's mountain named

1080
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 4: em Warren?

1081
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:25,879
Speaker 5: I really hope this does da.

1082
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 4: Yes, she shoots Scolls Hall Warren gets his name checked

1083
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 4: by system of a Down.

1084
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love it.

1085
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 4: Two want Ago bes Bears has got this one, Lady

1086
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 4: gar go bad romance. I want your lover, I want

1087
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 4: your revenge. You and me could have a bad romance?

1088
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 4: Or is it?

1089
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 5: I want your love and I want your revenge. You

1090
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 5: and me could buy a pair of pants. No way,

1091
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 5: no way?

1092
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 4: And finally today then Sandy's got deep Purple Highway Star.

1093
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 4: She stays close on every bend. Or is it she

1094
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 4: is Coleslaw every day?

1095
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is it.

1096
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 4: It works, She's cost every day.

1097
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 7: Yes, no.

1098
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 4: That for me. Sandy's crystal clear hashtag. It's Monday. If

1099
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 4: you got any email me.

1100
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 5: You don't pay for the show.

1101
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 4: Christian Christian Christian O'Connell dot com today you bye bye,

1102
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 4: Carl Brner.

1103
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 9: You're listening to the Christian o'conl Show podcast.

1104
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 5: This could be the week when Jack's son comes.

1105
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 4: This could also be the week he spends more time

1106
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 4: befriending a rat in his garden.

1107
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 5: Both of these things could easily happen this week.

1108
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 4: It's the baby count.

1109
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: Five days two.

1110
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 4: Judeay Friday. But Jackie Jr. And now you one hundred

1111
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 4: percent on that name. By the way, Jackie Jr.

1112
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 3: You're going with Hey, all jokes aside. I do think

1113
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 3: Jack Post Junior is a strong name. I do think

1114
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 3: it's a bit egotistical, but Jack Post Jr. Has a

1115
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 3: cool string to it.

1116
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 5: It couldn't be any more egotistical. You are a different person.

1117
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 5: You are me smaller. I mean, have you met Trump Junior?

1118
00:52:56,239 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 6: By the way, No, I haven't met Trump kid.

1119
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 4: Is that who you want to aspire to be?

1120
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 5: A junior? He's a completely different person to you.

1121
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 7: How's this?

1122
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 3: My friend just had a baby called him his own name, Tim,

1123
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 3: Tim Convey the.

1124
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 4: Third like that?

1125
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 5: That is fancy. I like that a lot.

1126
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Speaker 6: Could I call him Jack Post two?

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00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 5: Then No, it's going to be Jack Post the second.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but all that sounds like more royal, sounds like

1129
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 6: a sequel hot shots.

1130
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 5: Pardon Dad, I needs you to get in touch with

1131
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 5: the show because it.

1132
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 4: Is five days to go until the official drop date.

1133
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 5: I'm forming a league of dad to support group.

1134
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 4: But Dad to me, Dad and waiting pending Dad, Jack

1135
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 4: Post he needs our help.

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00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 17: We all need each other's help. We are each other's

1137
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 17: keeper up. Make another that I like that we are

1138
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 17: each other's a keeper. Yeah, you got that'll be a mantra.

1139
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 17: Come join a league of dads together, dads who will

1140
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 17: support Jack and you hear the cover's gip.

1141
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 4: At the moment he does need some support, Email me

1142
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you quick

1143
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 4: question from this dad, Jackie boy? Are you making food

1144
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 4: and freezing it? You need to be doing that so

1145
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 4: it's easy when it all kicks off.

1146
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 3: No, that is a great idea, though, because I'm on

1147
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 3: meal Dudy's for the first two weeks at least, and

1148
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 3: we never view you.

1149
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 5: So then what's happening? Then you got your feet up?

1150
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 5: Are you the kids leaving home? So hit me here

1151
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 5: for I guess at fortnite.

1152
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 4: At least two weeks, He's clear it's candor, Patsy.

1153
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:53,359
Speaker 7: Don't worry.

1154
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 5: I reckon look looking ahead at.

1155
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 4: The year for two weeks, I mean.

1156
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 6: The next two weeks and then ongoing on top of

1157
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 6: that the rest.

1158
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,919
Speaker 4: We are each other's keeper. This is why he needs.

1159
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,959
Speaker 4: It's good for two weeks, all right.

1160
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 5: So yet stop making food and freezing it?

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00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we only ever used the freezer for like

1162
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 3: bananas that we never make into banana bread. Then miscellaneous

1163
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 3: items that we can't even identify.

1164
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 4: Anymore, says I'm a hipster more than we just used

1165
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 4: the freezer to put bananas in for as your unmade

1166
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 4: dreams of banana breads.

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00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 6: I hope the kid likes banana bread.

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00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 4: Don't worry, You're good for two weeks of banana bread.

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00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 4: Sonny Jackie Boy. The third or second.

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00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 5: Alright, some entries to join the League of Dance.

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00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 7: This is Dylan.

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Speaker 11: Dylan here they love to join the League of Dads.

1173
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 11: Had twin girls three months ago. Firstly, I just like

1174
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 11: to tell you, if you're having one baby, then you're

1175
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 11: not going to have any problems whatsoever because you don't

1176
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 11: have twins. Not to be a walk in the park.

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00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 11: The first bit of advice formula. I know the naturalists

1178
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 11: will tell you to keep it to the boob only,

1179
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 11: but if your baby's crying, it wants food. It doesn't

1180
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 11: want anything else. It just wants you to give it

1181
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 11: some food. Doesn't matter how much, just enough to put

1182
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 11: it to sleep. Second of all is by the dummies.

1183
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 11: Third of all is a rotating lamp with stars and

1184
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 11: moons on it, and it will put the kids asleep

1185
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 11: straight away. Good luck, Jack, and I hope it all

1186
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 11: goes well. Can't wait to join the league.

1187
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 5: Of don't know what happened? I think cool coming in.

1188
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 3: People are religious about the breastfeeding verst of formula. I

1189
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 3: don't even want to get into that area.

1190
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 4: Could We could waste a week of shows falling out

1191
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 4: with listeners that we've spent four years getting to know.

1192
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 4: It's bigger than whether or not to get vaccinated, or

1193
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 4: whether or not to wear a mask.

1194
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 6: It is much than any politics we could talk.

1195
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not go anywhere near it all right now.

1196
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 4: Eric is a guy we spoke to a lot on

1197
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 4: the show. It's a lovely guy. He's father to twelve kids,

1198
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 4: twelve children. He actually has twelve children and another one,

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00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 4: number thirteen is on the way. So when he shares advice,

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00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 4: we listen.

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00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 7: Get a Jack.

1202
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 19: Eric here with another tip for today. It's not a

1203
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 19: competition whether you stop at one or have an army

1204
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 19: like I do. Every family is amazing, every child of blessings,

1205
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 19: So enjoy this part of life. Just because my baby

1206
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 19: sleeps through the night earlier than yours, good on them.

1207
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 4: Maybe your baby walks before mine.

1208
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 6: Good on them.

1209
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 4: That's life.

1210
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 19: I bet you don't go to the pub with Christian

1211
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 19: and say, hey, I was going to the toilet at one,

1212
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 19: but you were still in nappies at three. Be happy

1213
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 19: with what you've got, your healthy, loving family, because I

1214
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 19: tell you what happiness in life.

1215
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 4: That's it for today.

1216
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 6: Have a good day.

1217
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 4: I'll speak soon, Dad, Eric King. Eric needs to definitely

1218
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 4: come into the League of Dads as well.

1219
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 7: I was.

1220
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 5: You would say, Dylan, but it's too controversial. He starts

1221
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 5: stowing up in there.

1222
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 4: There's gonna be breakaway leagues and stubborn separatists going on

1223
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 4: fundamentalists about the baby milks.

1224
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 5: Dylan, you're out, buddy. You know you can't all come

1225
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 5: into the League of Dads.

1226
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 6: Jack, No, Dug, bring Dylan in. We got to get

1227
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 6: as many as we can.

1228
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 5: All right, Dylan, that was a very quick bart. All right,

1229
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 5: if you want to be in the League of Dads,

1230
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 5: email me. Not about formula milk. I don't care. Christian

1231
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 5: at Christian O'Connell dot com.

1232
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 9: Dot au, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1233
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 5: Time for a brand new at work time waster. What

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Speaker 5: a story this is.

1235
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Speaker 4: A man in Perth is reeling. This is such a

1236
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 4: sort of journalistic ease, isn't it really? Or doing newspapers,

1237
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 4: you can never written used to it. They've always put

1238
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 4: someone's age. They're obsessed with that. A perthman Brackets twenty

1239
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 4: nine is reeling after being tonight entry into a pub

1240
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 4: because of his a mullets. What Australia Perth again?

1241
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 7: Right now?

1242
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 6: Were they boys school who banned the mullet out?

1243
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 5: Yes, right, yeah, they're done.

1244
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 4: Any part of Australia they're any part of the mullets

1245
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 4: talking to the press, talking to the press.

1246
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 5: What is it like at a press conference?

1247
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 4: It's mother Karen. There's always a Karen. She lives on,

1248
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 4: said the twenty two year old. I told you they're

1249
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 4: always subsessor at their age, said the twenty two year old.

1250
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 4: Man and his mates turned up at the Cottslow Beach

1251
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 4: Hotel but were turned away by security who told them

1252
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 4: there was a strict no mullet policy. Wow, so today

1253
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 4: we're looking for your Bogan movies. Bogan movies. Eyes down,

1254
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, how are yours?

1255
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 6: Let's go.

1256
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 4: I'm ready for it, all right, let's do it. Bogan movies.

1257
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 4: Harry Potter in the bowling trophy, Silver, Three men, Who's

1258
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 4: baby gold let, the right one in mullet, the right.

1259
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 6: In silver, pas damn it?

1260
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 5: Full denim jacket, Gold, nickel, back to the future.

1261
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 4: They love the old nickel, Bogans silver, the girl with

1262
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 4: the Southern Cross tattoo gold and Citizen Shane. Citizens whenever

1263
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 4: you hear a Bogan, mum yell at some kid called

1264
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 4: shame before even look around.

1265
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 7: You know that kid.

1266
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 5: But it's three four.

1267
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 4: Five, It's got both of its ears, Pierce, It's always

1268
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 4: the case is.

1269
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 5: Like a drain. She loved that one.

1270
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 6: Lots of Shane's outing whereby it's.

1271
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 5: Patsy's middle name.

1272
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 7: She's reeling.

1273
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 4: She is going to need a bigger boat. We landed

1274
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,919
Speaker 4: the big one. Half Jackie Boy, Bogan movies.

1275
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 3: Barly and me Ah yes, gold strong, start donutting, Miss Daisy.

1276
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 5: Oh no, that is gold as well.

1277
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 6: I know what us did last summer.

1278
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 4: That that is three golds. Can he carry it on?

1279
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 3: Smoke o'huonters No, no crash, no down, no, no think

1280
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 3: about it, No, Citizen Shane.

1281
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 6: Everyone on Smoker right now is cheering for that.

1282
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 5: I didn't hear anyone.

1283
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 4: I'll rang off, have you got any more.

1284
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 7: You just.

1285
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 4: That's no next time.

1286
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1287
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 5: That's just end links from now and like Jack.

1288
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 9: Does Christian Connell's show podcast.

1289
01:01:59,400 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 5: That's what I mean.

1290
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 4: There aren't loads and loads of bogn movies coming in.

1291
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 5: Is a bump tredition?

1292
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 6: All right, Jack, you're ready to mark, Let's get stuck in.

1293
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 4: Dude, where's my teeth?

1294
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 6: Gold?

1295
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 7: Strange?

1296
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:21,479
Speaker 4: Three men in a tarana silver wed simon to speak

1297
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 4: a more munnet gold. Dude, where's my commodore?

1298
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 6: Okay, can't do too many? Dude wears my silver.

1299
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 4: There's a lot of holding based ones. Legend of Basa

1300
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 4: vance gold hoon struck instead of moonstruck Silver, Dunny Daycare

1301
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 4: silver mullet, and me silver plus devil wears thongs and

1302
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 4: a singlet. It's silver plus shitty chitty beer bong.

1303
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 6: Bronze. Don't encourage that.

1304
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 4: Men who stare at at utes bronze. When Chasow met

1305
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 4: as a gold Palma Geddon silver Planet, the vapes gold,

1306
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 4: that so good?

1307
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 7: Damn it.

1308
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 4: He's just not that into showy cold Josh Well first

1309
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 4: one with that one. Uh Nicholas Cage and John Tibolt

1310
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 4: star in rack.

1311
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 7: Off Gold.

1312
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 4: Rack Off to the future. Men who stare at moccasins Bronze,

1313
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 4: Silence of the lamb Kebab Silver, Aceholden Ventura Silver, Bogan,

1314
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 4: the Barbarian gold, so good to make take a bow

1315
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 4: Darlem for moccasins silver, the big mullet Ski goal shaving

1316
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 4: Private Ryan's mullet.

1317
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 6: Gold.

1318
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 4: Let's leave them there all right, Well down, everyone, brilliant

1319
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 4: Boga Movies on the Time was.

1320
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1321
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 5: Tomorrow's Show Today.

1322
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 7: Early Idea.

1323
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 4: Earlier on as we got a h down a side

1324
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 4: road of Jack and I talking about our shared love.

1325
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 4: I didn't know he was also a ratchet guy that

1326
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 4: loves just ratcheting something up Tomorrow morning, Are you ratcheting?

1327
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 5: From six am? We want to hear ratchets.

1328
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 4: If you're going to start to tie up the load,

1329
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 4: call us Jack and I want to get our ratchet

1330
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 4: on tomorrow from six I'm not joking.

1331
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 5: I just want to hear that spring loaded action. That's

1332
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 5: what we're talking about here, the old.

1333
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,439
Speaker 3: And then your security that you feel throughout your whole

1334
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 3: body when it's tightly long.

1335
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 4: What's the what's that bit? It's not called a bit ribbon?

1336
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 4: I know that, but what's the Lynhan materials?

1337
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 5: The strop?

1338
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,919
Speaker 4: Is it the strop or the strap? The straps would

1339
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 4: call it?

1340
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 5: Tell Jack and I don't.

1341
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 4: Oh, it looks like I can shave my soft DJ hands.

1342
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 4: I'd have to moisturize, you know, ratchet with us. Get

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Speaker 4: your ratchet on tomorrow, listeners. If you're ratcheting up the load,

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Speaker 4: do it live nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 4: Put their number on your phone. Now, don't really fumbling

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Speaker 4: around tomorrow and I'm dark. One call you're on air,

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Speaker 4: You're on it. I don't even tell the producer your name, saying.

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Speaker 7: He wants me.

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm not ready to start ratcheting.

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Speaker 7: If you know someone.

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Speaker 4: Who's a lorry drive and he's got like scaffolding on

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Speaker 4: the back or timber, telling to call me tomorrow at

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Speaker 4: six ratch for anything, I'm so excited not giving it

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Speaker 4: a sleep tonight.

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Speaker 6: Guys, t on that number one more time.

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Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. Put it

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Speaker 4: in your phone and get ready to seund the horn

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Speaker 4: for all my ratchet brothers and sisters. Also dads assemble

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Speaker 4: for our league of dads. We need to get around

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy today he lets slip that he's good for

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Speaker 4: the next two weeks of cooking for his wife. Then

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Speaker 4: she's on her own.

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Speaker 6: Then I thought it would go back to the shared system.

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Speaker 4: Though really, well, she's kind to be feeding your son

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Speaker 4: as well, so maybe you can forget your finger at

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Speaker 4: your backside and do it for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 4: And son, I need you to know the sacrifices I

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Speaker 4: made for fourteen nights, fourteen days I made.

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Speaker 5: I made nice pizza. Wi I got field bats all right.

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Speaker 4: So one of the things I want Jack to do

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Speaker 4: one is into the last couple of days before the

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Speaker 4: official drop day, which is Friday, is write a letter

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Speaker 4: to his as yet unborn son about what you want

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Speaker 4: from your relationship together and what kind of dad you

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Speaker 4: intend to be.

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Speaker 6: I'll start penning it today.

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Speaker 4: Then you get that pen out, get your little lammy out,

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Speaker 4: my friend, any pen license difficult, and we continue to

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Speaker 4: my morning with your aid to z of your pet names.

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Speaker 5: That's to my show. Thanks for joining us, have a

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Speaker 5: good day.

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Speaker 9: This is the Christian o'commel Show podcast.