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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he's kissing will and what are you on a

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Speaker 2: Thursday afternoon. Nope, everyone's having a wonderful drive home. Carle

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Speaker 2: and Jackie O are just a tiny bit away from

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Speaker 2: being on your radios. But before then, would some pretty

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Speaker 2: you know, serious hard hitting stuff here as always on

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Speaker 2: Willen Woody.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right.

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Speaker 3: Well, a farmer found a prosthetic leg amongst his crops

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Speaker 3: yesterday and it turns out it was it was a skydiver.

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Speaker 3: So a guy skydiving and then the throws of falling

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Speaker 3: out of a plane's leg, his prosthetic leg fell off

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Speaker 3: and ended up immoval this guy's crops. So we're asking

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Speaker 3: right now in thirteen one oh sixty five, do you

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Speaker 3: have a story that involves a prosthetic leg could be

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Speaker 3: found in Australia's best prosthetic leg based story.

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Speaker 1: Well, you just repeated yourself there, so I'm going to

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Speaker 1: go to the course. Cool, we've got Meghan on thirteen six.

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Speaker 2: Meghan, Now, Meghan, your story should have technically been cut

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Speaker 2: off upon entry.

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Speaker 1: Lazy producers. This is about a prosthetic arm. It is

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Speaker 1: it is, Well, don't know, we're allowing it, Meghan. You

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Speaker 1: go on go on.

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Speaker 4: My brother's eighteenth birthday party, my friends.

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Speaker 5: His friends decided to bring this fifth looking arm and anyway,

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Speaker 5: long stay short. It ended up in the pool next

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Speaker 5: door and our neighbors brought it back over thinking someone

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Speaker 5: had lost their hands.

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Speaker 3: But it was actually a sex toy, which is a fit.

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Speaker 1: Great story we're having around the exception. We've got Belinda,

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Speaker 1: that's called up.

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Speaker 2: We're taking best prosthetic, best prosthetic leg story that you've

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Speaker 2: got Belinda.

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Speaker 1: Far away time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so my dad, we grew up in the country

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Speaker 4: and my dad's having them. He used to go to

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Speaker 4: the front plant from Brown the hotel with his mates

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Speaker 4: on a weekend and he would breath for the tourist

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Speaker 4: to come in. As all the tourist would coming to

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Speaker 4: the pub and his friends would start throwing dark to

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Speaker 4: his leg and he was op around the hotel, was

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Speaker 4: just thinking, you know, thinking that he got dark to

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Speaker 4: his legs, screaming and starting in the twos. We just

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Speaker 4: couldn't believe it. And yeah, he's back to the leave

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Speaker 4: and just tap.

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Speaker 1: The darts out, amazing prothletic legs. Sorry, did you say

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Speaker 1: the tourist boat would just come in? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, I missed that part of the story. Let's go

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Speaker 3: to Donna said people was throwing down to the guy's

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Speaker 3: prosthetic leg and had a giggle. Let's go to Donna

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Speaker 3: thirteen six five, Donna, you've got a prosthetic leg theme story?

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Speaker 5: I have Hi, guys, how are you? I had a

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Speaker 5: friend that I used to hang out with when I

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Speaker 5: was in my very younger days, and she had a

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Speaker 5: prosthetic leg. We used to do many things, but one

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Speaker 5: of the most funniest ones could put it in a

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Speaker 5: garbage bin and have it sticking out of the garbage

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Speaker 5: spin and think there was a dead body in the

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Speaker 5: garbage fin. We actually set her up one day that

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Speaker 5: she put it in there and someone else went and

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Speaker 5: stole it, and she literally was any king thinking that

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Speaker 5: someone had actually thrown it in the garbage find been empty.

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Speaker 5: So she literally thought I had been emptied with the

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Speaker 5: garbage fin and was like, do you will it? You

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Speaker 5: might tell parents because it was like a five or

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Speaker 5: six thousand dollars legs.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, actually have to get yeah, yeah, right.

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Speaker 5: One thing that she did, but yeah, it was she

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Speaker 5: just used to make a jokes about it.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely brilliant.

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Speaker 3: The first time was strong her half, and I loved

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Speaker 3: I loved that A good story.

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Speaker 2: I mean, holy times, did she say garbage bin in

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Speaker 2: the last two minutes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if someone was telling you a Cracker story,

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Speaker 1: it was a good story.

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Speaker 3: It was before we get to go on Jackie O though.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to be competing with Donald's story.

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Speaker 3: But well, we've got a pretty good yeah, we've got

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Speaker 3: a pretty good prosthetic leg story. So we were doing

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Speaker 3: a show, a comedy sketch show where basically one of

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Speaker 3: the final scenes was re enacting a scene from Dirty Dancing.

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Speaker 1: The scene from Dirty Dancing, so the lift.

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Speaker 3: Basically we won't getting into the great Lift, and we

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Speaker 3: won't get into why that came up in one of

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Speaker 3: our shows where we had guys, but basically I would

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Speaker 3: go out into the audience and pick someone to go

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Speaker 3: and do it. And we were already midway through it,

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Speaker 3: and we were about to do it, and then just

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Speaker 3: before it happened, this woman that I picked out of

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Speaker 3: the crab whispers in my ear.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, just so you know, yeah, yeah, were you've

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Speaker 2: chosen her at this point, You've chosen her at this point.

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Speaker 2: I mean, while I'm still talking to the crowd, keeping

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Speaker 2: it entertained while you sort of setting her up for

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Speaker 2: the lift, and the idea is you go over there.

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Speaker 2: You're whispering her, Hey, this is what we're going to

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Speaker 2: be doing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and she Whispersuman goes, I've.

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Speaker 1: Got a prosthetic leg. Yeah, and I've panicked. I have panic.

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Speaker 3: So I've realized that maybe this isn't fit for doing

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Speaker 3: the big lift. But I thought, you know what, buggerant, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: let's go for it.

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Speaker 2: She was keen.

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Speaker 1: She said, yeah, let's bluddy go for didn't say that

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Speaker 1: it could fall off, she did. She did so.

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Speaker 3: Then when we went for the big lift, it was

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Speaker 3: the huge moment. It was very much like that Booper

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Speaker 3: ad where her body went that way and her legs

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Speaker 3: bent that way.

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Speaker 1: We all had a good laugh. After we all had

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Speaker 1: a good laugh. Hey, come on, Jackie, I got on

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Speaker 1: here right up next, I've got a cracking show for you.

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Speaker 3: Well you had a cracking show for you over the

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Speaker 3: last two hours. Well, but you get on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, download it wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: Since Yeah, bloody good fun there you can enjoy Delda

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Speaker 2: goodramon there.

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Speaker 1: The spelling Bember a hoot today.

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Speaker 2: Woods moves into year seven tomorrow, so I'm actually staying

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Speaker 2: chure for that, and we find the male equivalent for

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Speaker 2: a Karen h plus plus. Actually, actually, probably my favorite

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Speaker 2: moment is weak, the most desperate phone call I've ever

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Speaker 2: on radio. Get it on the Will and Woody podcast Radio.

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Speaker 2: Get him go, so say tomorrow from for Podcasting Now