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Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody oth. So you can enjoy that. She reveals

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Speaker 4: Right, it's a message on Instagram if you'd like to

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Speaker 4: Well, you know maybe in England, Will it's a common

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Speaker 1: Just one part of the world where you get egged

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Speaker 1: This is what it's all about in the Karate Kid.

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Speaker 1: Good gear there? Yeah, put yourself in James Packer's shoes there, yep?

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Speaker 1: Though, would Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister, he's joining us

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Speaker 3: Because are you sure that it's the coronavirus restrictions that

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Speaker 2: Right Jet's pretty dry?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty dry, They're pretty boring, Chad, Well, un tomorrow

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Speaker 1: But at least we know we've got him in an

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Speaker 1: You're so a lot of people would say this is

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Speaker 1: you and I. You're going to be elite at budget burns, hoodies,

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Speaker 1: So just how you're going. It's a honey tramp for

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Speaker 1: a bear we've got. I've got a few different stories

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Speaker 1: here about the budget. I'm just going to throw you

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Speaker 1: the headline and you just burn away, baby. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you're an accountant right now, this is good gear

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 2: Aunt Ah.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, Story one about the budget.

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Speaker 1: On the budget, burn rates are set to remain steady

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Speaker 2: God, this is boring.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I hurt him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, Well, Skimo, do you expect your popularity

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Speaker 2: You want some appointment for that?

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Speaker 7: Burn'st going?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: That was good. See this is good because on the

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Speaker 1: day of tomorrow, I can just set your baby. I'll

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Speaker 1: just set you at the net and you just spike him.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you reckon, You can spike him Goosen, Maverick. You

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Speaker 1: Right, next one, here we go. This is good, all right,

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Speaker 1: So I'll say so. The International Monetary Fund forecast the

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Speaker 2: Shrink sixty seven percent.

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Speaker 1: Drink sixty seven percent in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it'd be a worry if you're a member of

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Speaker 1: Is that a Dickaye? Yeah, we can't. We can't, we can't.

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Speaker 4: You can't do absolutely not supposed subtle though it was

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Speaker 1: I don't think we can talk about us small as

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Third, mom got another Probably.

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't have put me on the spot with Burns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes with the territory. Scott Morrison named six

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Speaker 1: priority areas in one point five billion dollar plan to

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Speaker 1: boost manufacturing. Where's your budget? Burn there? Woods?

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Speaker 2: So he's he wants it's a priority to.

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Speaker 4: Is it also a priority to boost manufacturing of your

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Speaker 2: On your receding?

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Speaker 1: How?

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Speaker 1: Not as good was it?

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Speaker 2: You said to boost manufacturing? So I used that.

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Speaker 2: I can work on can work on it, cheers, I

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Speaker 1: Spot here, Yeah, I know, but it's not We're not

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Speaker 1: it's live, no scripts on the night, right, So let's

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Speaker 2: But we can propol.

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Speaker 1: Move on with the burns. If I could Morrison to

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Speaker 2: There? He's tipping one point one billion in the w A.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well how much do you expected that one point

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that was a Shockert. Well, we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to finish on a high. I'm going to keep moving.

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Speaker 2: See what I'm trying to do there is.

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Speaker 1: I'll keep moving. Scott Morrison as said he hopes tonight's

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Speaker 4: Don't give us confidence assurance and hope. Just give us

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah no, not great again. I mean like

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Speaker 1: you're not even burning him, you just ask him for money.

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Speaker 2: Well what would you have done that?

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Speaker 1: You're mate? Yeah, forgot about it?

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Speaker 2: If you're me, ARGI, yeah, you need to try.

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Speaker 1: Retired, you just have to you retired young, I was

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Speaker 1: One's a legend.

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Speaker 2: You just have to that segment twice and they weren't.

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Speaker 2: I've got one more, final one I don't have.

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Speaker 1: This is good training for tomorrow. Okay, budgets we have

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Speaker 1: the budget tomorrow. This is your chance to burn him back.

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Speaker 1: Here we go Final one. People are saying it's the

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Speaker 4: Which also marks the time you had a full head

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Speaker 1: you used to play for the forty nine ers, because.

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Speaker 9: Whoa no, I have been working out in a home

448
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Speaker 9: gym in Buckingham Palace. Yes, I've got Charles spotting me

449
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 9: there in the gym, which has been quite a riot,

450
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Speaker 9: and bucking In Palace Williams office phone being coat phone

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Speaker 9: being coat office phone being. Okay, we've got Leslie's gold

452
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Speaker 9: is here on thirteen one or sixty five?

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Speaker 2: Leslie, how are you good?

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Speaker 10: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Ah, I'm absolutely unsert. I mean, would you believe you're

456
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Speaker 2: talking to the queen?

457
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Speaker 16: Wonderful?

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Speaker 2: Oh well you sound lovely as well, Leslie.

459
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Speaker 9: Have a thousand dollars on the royals.

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Speaker 1: That's not on the company.

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Speaker 9: Problem perfect, right, So you just say a number, Leslie,

462
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Speaker 9: that connect two thousand.

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Speaker 2: That's what you do. That's what you do, Leslie.

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Speaker 9: You just give us a number right now that connects

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Speaker 9: to a phone outside. I've become missus Stone again, Leslie.

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Speaker 13: Number sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, sixteen sixteen.

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Speaker 7: Right now, wonderful Scottish roots.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, what number was at Leslie?

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Speaker 11: Sixteen sixty number sixteen?

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Speaker 10: All right?

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Speaker 1: So the deal is, yeah, there are five rings. The

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Speaker 1: Queen's got five rings to get to the phone. I

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Speaker 1: mean Ordinarily she'd get her servants to get the blower

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Speaker 1: for her. So you're like, today, William, that you're getting

476
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Speaker 1: this service five rings and this could be the last

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Speaker 1: office phone being go Ever, guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh I surely hope not, William.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Instagram, Facebook, Willam, what if you want

480
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Speaker 1: to see this for yourselves? The queens sprinting through the office.

481
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Speaker 1: She's got five rings to get to the phone extensions,

482
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Speaker 1: been plugging and being told, let's call it now. That's

483
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Speaker 1: your first ring, second ring, she's taken off the ring.

484
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can hear him. I played strip.

485
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Speaker 9: I mean right, I'm coming back to the studio.

486
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Speaker 11: Congratulations, she's got about that's for you.

487
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Speaker 1: I know that was absolutely wild. The Queen's going back.

488
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Speaker 1: She wants to go again. Look, technically, we don't have time.

489
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Barnes joining us after five o'clock. We're taking your

490
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Speaker 1: girlfriend mate. So I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll

491
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Speaker 1: push it back to next week. We'll do another one

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Speaker 1: next week. Maybe, yes, maybe the Queen can come back

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Speaker 1: next week as well.

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Speaker 2: You might be busy next week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Actually we have got it this afternoon.

496
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Speaker 1: Hell's she up?

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Speaker 9: To anyway royal duties, William, I need to dissect the cords.

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Speaker 2: Say that. Let's go to the.

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Speaker 1: New podcasting now, say who's going on.

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Speaker 6: And where is bonebody doesn't care?

501
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 2: What else?

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Speaker 13: Care?

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Speaker 1: Listen? Listen, listen, hang up to urn everyone.

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Speaker 11: Jimmy Barnes is back on Willem Woody today, so if

505
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Speaker 11: you miss him yesterday, please stay where us.

506
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Speaker 1: Plass Woods has got a brand new girlfriend. In about

507
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Speaker 1: five minutes time, you're about to hear our first Frank

508
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Speaker 1: call on her. It is unmissable.

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Speaker 8: Gear.

510
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Speaker 7: Do you have a name for his penis or his boss?

511
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Speaker 8: This is actually a funny one because we're both naming

512
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Speaker 8: our parts the other day.

513
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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, you'll hear that answer very very shortly after.

514
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Speaker 11: Australia's Easy at Quiz.

515
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 2: All right, plain today we've got Morgan Morgan. There are

516
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Speaker 2: thirty seconds on the clock. You've got to get ten

517
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Speaker 2: questions right.

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Speaker 4: You can pass on any question and we have to

519
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Speaker 4: take your first answer first.

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Speaker 2: Morgan, up to this point, what's been the highlight of

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Speaker 2: your day.

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Speaker 12: Getting on the radio of course speaking to you boys.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's a lovely thing to say you said up

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Speaker 2: to this point.

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Speaker 12: Oh wow, Okay, before then.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I had macis for lunch.

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Speaker 12: That was a highlight.

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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely deliced. What did you wad to their?

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Speaker 1: Morgan? All right mate? Think of that enough?

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Speaker 2: Yea fair enough nugg. Oh you cannot go wrong with

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Speaker 2: the nugs. Let's do it.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I'm super ready.

533
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was ready.

534
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Speaker 2: The best warm up we've done. It's probably an off

535
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Speaker 2: air comment, but that was good. She don't answer your

536
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 2: question now she did? Yeah, nuggets had about No, she

537
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 2: cooked it and then you anyway.

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Speaker 1: It just it annoys me that you still get that

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Speaker 1: spot thirty seconds on the clock. You can't answer ten questions? Morgan?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 8: I'm so ready?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

543
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: How long do you cook? Two minute noodles?

544
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Speaker 12: For two minutes?

545
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: What time is four pm? In twenty four hour time?

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Speaker 13: Sixteen?

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00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: Who sings? You're the voice? John? Have you baked bread

548
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: anytime during lockdown?

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Speaker 16: Yes?

550
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: Who was the president before? Donald Trump?

551
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 12: Barack Obama?

552
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: What sound as a horse?

553
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Speaker 10: Make?

554
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Speaker 1: What color means? Go on the traffic lights? What's two

555
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: plus two? Zach Efron bought a property in which beat

556
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: side town bak. What date is Christmas Day?

557
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Speaker 15: Oh my god?

558
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Speaker 2: Yes it is?

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Speaker 1: Morgan? No, Oh my god, Morgan.

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Speaker 2: That was five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You didn't know him.

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Speaker 1: You one question away, you one day away. If it's eleven,

564
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Speaker 1: you're day away.

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Speaker 4: We heard it is the twenty fifth.

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Speaker 2: It is the twenty fifth.

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Speaker 10: You heard me say it, right, No, no.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, if it was just the boys, we did,

569
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Speaker 1: but lots of other people heard that. And if we

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Speaker 1: give it to you, then well we might have to

571
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Speaker 1: find a safe house for a while. And they love

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Speaker 1: for a while.

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Speaker 12: All right.

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Speaker 8: You know what.

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Speaker 12: I always listened to you guys, and I listened to

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Speaker 12: this quiz, and when I'm at home, I'm like, you idiot.

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Speaker 14: They were so easy.

578
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 4: I am that idiot today.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now, Woods, let's get down to business, because over

580
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: the last few weeks, or even over the last year,

581
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Speaker 1: my girlfriend Sam has been the sole victim of our

582
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Speaker 1: prank calls.

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Speaker 2: And let's be honest, they're just not working anymore.

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00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: No, she's picking our voices, she's picking our characters. I mean,

585
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: she's get in to the words. She's laughing in our face.

586
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: Listen, my name's Paul Rowitz. I'm calling from Aldi.

587
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Speaker 1: I don't know where they came from.

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00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's good.

589
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Speaker 2: To have I guess yeah, I mean this is getting

590
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Speaker 2: a bit offensive.

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00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 14: Oh I'm sorry, no.

592
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: No stick that.

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00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: Our credibility is rock bottom. We've tried everything we possibly can.

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00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: But then recently a very recent development in both well

595
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: your personal life for starters, but now in our professional

596
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: pranking lives. You woulds got a girlfriend.

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00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 4: Got some fresh meat to prank will. So here's what

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Speaker 4: I've done. A week ago, I fabricated an email from

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Speaker 4: our PR department. Yeah okay, I sent that email onto

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Speaker 4: my girlfriend and basically saying that media is interested in

601
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Speaker 4: doing a story on wood He finding love in Lockdown.

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00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: So she's obviously been out of the game for well.

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00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: Yea, she bought that.

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00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 4: And then I basically said, the PR people are just

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Speaker 4: going to give you a call and basically run through

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Speaker 4: some example questions of.

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Speaker 1: Things that the media might ask you to get the

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Speaker 1: scoop on Woody. So we have her right where we

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00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: and also it's pretty fresh as well. She's going to

610
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: want to impress and say the right thing, all that

611
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: sort of gear. It is an outrageous phone call and

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00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: play it for you guys right up next. But seriously,

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00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: she gets the hook, the line, the sinker all in

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Speaker 1: her mouth. And I mean that comment seems pertinent right now,

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00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: have a listen to this.

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Speaker 7: Do you have a name for his penis or his boss?

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Speaker 12: God?

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Speaker 8: This is actually a funny one because we were both

619
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Speaker 8: naming our parts the other day.

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Speaker 2: It's a real insight into my household.

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Speaker 1: You hear all of that. Right up next we break

622
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: Woody's brand new girlfriend and for the first time podcasting.

623
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Speaker 1: Now right now, though, woulds You're in a new relationship

624
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Speaker 1: with the called and this is that's been a week

625
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Speaker 1: in the build up, getting all the pieces in the

626
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Speaker 1: right place. She's ripe for the picking. She's expecting a

627
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Speaker 1: phone call and this is about to be mortifying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, to fill people in, I fabricated an email last

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Speaker 4: week basically from a PR person within the company saying

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Speaker 4: that they're wanting to call her about media opportunities about

631
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Speaker 4: our relationship. So she is basically expecting to call from

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Speaker 4: a PR person. We've got Sarah in here, one of

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Speaker 4: our producers. Sarah, welcome back, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Is it all?

635
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 4: I've armed you with a whole bunch of really embarrassing

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Speaker 4: questions to ask Anne. Yep, she thinks she has to

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Speaker 4: do this to prepare for interviews. Yeah, I think we

638
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 4: could get some wild stuff here.

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Speaker 2: You ready to go?

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Speaker 1: Have you come to it with the list though?

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Speaker 16: Sarah like, yeah, I think I think I can give

642
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Speaker 16: this a greka.

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Speaker 1: All right, amazing because the questions are wild. Here we go.

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Speaker 8: Hello and speaking Hi, am, this.

645
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Speaker 7: Is calling from the compartment. Here are going?

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Speaker 8: Oh good? Thanks?

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00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: How are you?

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00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 2: Yeah? Not too bad?

649
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 7: Thanks.

650
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Speaker 16: I'm just wondering, has wood he actually touch base with

651
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Speaker 16: you that I was going to be making a phone

652
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 16: call and just asking you a couple of questions.

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00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, he has. He didn't really know what was going

654
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 8: to the ass though.

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Speaker 7: That's okay.

656
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Speaker 16: The whole idea for me calling is to just give

657
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Speaker 16: you a bit of a run through of some of

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Speaker 16: the questions you could be potentially asked. You don't have

659
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 16: to stress about it. We just want you to be

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Speaker 16: honest because these are things you might have to prepare for.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, sound good.

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Speaker 1: Sweet?

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Speaker 7: Okay, how did you meet?

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Speaker 8: We met at my pub that I work out, So

665
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Speaker 8: he came in with the team and yeah I was

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Speaker 8: their waitress.

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Speaker 1: Great.

668
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Speaker 7: What did you like about Woody when you saw him?

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Speaker 8: Oh? Gosh, I don't know. It was one of those

670
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 8: things that when I was he was one of the

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Speaker 8: last ones to rock up, and because of COVID, we

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Speaker 8: have to get everyone sign in. So I was being

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Speaker 8: real strict about it, walking up to their table, making

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Speaker 8: to everyone was signing in, and he just caught me.

675
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Speaker 8: He looked at me, and then he looked back at

676
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 8: the table, but then looked at me again, and we both,

677
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 8: I don't know, we had this spark straight away.

678
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: Fantastic.

679
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 7: Has he done anything romantic for you?

680
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 8: He has cooked me dinner a couple of times. Well,

681
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 8: I do a lot of the cooking and he's his

682
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 8: cooking is it's good, but he thinks mine's a lot better.

683
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 8: At least he's put in in a lot of effort

684
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 8: for me, So that's the main thing.

685
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 7: Good Will you get married?

686
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, i'd say yes, yep.

687
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 7: There's no there's no pause, there, no, no.

688
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 8: We both feel it, which is nice.

689
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: Great.

690
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 7: Have you got a name for his penis or his bolls?

691
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this is actually a funny one because

692
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 8: we're both naming our parts. The other day, I don't know,

693
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 8: we called a Billy and Bob. I don't know. They

694
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 8: start with b Who named my boobs? Tina Turner or

695
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 8: just having such a laugh about certain things.

696
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 16: Well, has he got talking about names? Has he got

697
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 16: a pet name for you or you know, other than Turner?

698
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

699
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 8: He does. He calls me a floaded bogan. So I'm

700
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 8: always complaining about how floated I.

701
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 7: How romantic of him?

702
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 8: Really so funny.

703
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm going to throw.

704
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 16: A different way. Are you concerned at all about Wood?

705
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 16: He's past ex reality star girlfriends?

706
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 8: Non, We've spoken about it. Obviously. There was a bit

707
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 8: of a teeth in stage whenever Will would bring up something.

708
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 8: But everyone's got a past, and he's filled me in

709
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 8: on everything, and I'm just like, is there any other

710
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 8: skeletons in the closet? And said no, So I think

711
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 8: we're pretty good and if anything, it's just made us

712
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 8: stronger when things like that.

713
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 7: So, yeah, would you rate Woodi's penises small, medium or large?

714
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 8: I would say it is perfect for me.

715
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 16: Great answer, that's a that's a great answer.

716
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 2: Great answer and perfect answer.

717
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 14: Oh my god, you're listening, it's perfect.

718
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god, you're listening. Are you guys stitching me up?

719
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 8: Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.

720
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: I can't believe you revealed what we call my balls.

721
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 8: That's why I'm like this is a coincidence? Why are

722
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 8: these questions being asked?

723
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: Well, sorry for Sarah who had to ask you the questions.

724
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 8: Oh sorry, Anne, Oh my god, you guys are asshole.

725
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: And that was actually the sweetest interview i've You were

726
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: so nice, like even when you knew he had a

727
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: tiny dick, you said it was Woodrow. The other day

728
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: we were talking about things you shouldn't lend to other people,

729
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: and a boy called Shane called the show to tell

730
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: us that he lent out a very rare live Cold

731
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: Chisel DVD called Swing Shift. Have listened to this school?

732
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 9: I had a birthday like a bit of a get

733
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 9: together with the mate, and I got a DVD that day.

734
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 10: I lent it to another mate that day.

735
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 14: I never watched it.

736
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 10: I lost it for three years. He gave it back

737
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 10: to me as I was leaving school day I lent

738
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 10: it to somebody else.

739
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 4: I never saw it again.

740
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: It was the movie show.

741
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 14: It was a Cold Chisel DVD.

742
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: On a cracker.

743
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: And Shane joins us on the show. Right now, Okay, Shane,

744
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: how I am sorry?

745
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 14: There are you going?

746
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: We're good?

747
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: We're good, mate, We're really good. Certainly a lot better

748
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: because amazingly I mean, how long ago did you lose

749
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: the dvd? Shane, Swing Shift?

750
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 10: I don't even remember. It was a long time ago.

751
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 10: It was still at school and I'm over forty now.

752
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 12: So.

753
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: A long time ago. So you lost it. I imagine

754
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: it would have been a va of chess and then

755
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: and then you got it back three years later from

756
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: the bloke at the gym, and then and then the

757
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: day that you got it back, you lost it.

758
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 10: Again, it out and away when again it's gone.

759
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 4: So you've never you've never got to enjoy the DVD,

760
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 4: have you.

761
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 10: I never saw it. No, I never took it out

762
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 10: of the packet.

763
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 2: Absolute stitch.

764
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, Shane, Luckily for you, someone was listening to

765
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 4: the show when you brought this whole thing up, and

766
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 4: look they're feeling a bit sorry for you, mate. So

767
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 4: what they've organized for you is actually a signed copy

768
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 4: of Jimmy Barnes's.

769
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: New book Killing Time Time Goods out. Yeah, yeah, it's

770
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 2: pretty good.

771
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 10: Is my favorite?

772
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 2: Really?

773
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 4: Well, mate, you can, actually you can, you can thank

774
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 4: the person in person. We've got him on the line

775
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 4: right now, Shane.

776
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 13: Shane, you don't you know what last time I lent

777
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 13: out Swingshift with some mossy and he never gave it

778
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 13: back either, So you're just you're really you've got to

779
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 13: not lend out cultures or DVD because you know people Steelers.

780
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 10: They never get them back. Good god, you never do.

781
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 13: But I'll tell you what I know the band, so

782
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 13: I'll get you, try and get your new one.

783
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 10: Awesome, man, excellent, that's awesome.

784
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: I was like, do you know you're talking to Shane?

785
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 13: He was all over he was all over it.

786
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: I'll try it.

787
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 13: I'll try and track you down a swing ship. It's

788
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 13: a bloody good DVD actually, so I'll try and track

789
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 13: you one here.

790
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 10: Excellent.

791
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 13: I'm going to stand to the radio station.

792
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 14: They'll find you.

793
00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 2: Okay, where am I borrow a first nose? Shane again?

794
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,959
Speaker 1: Showing you anything you want to say to barnsy mate.

795
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 10: Man, love your work. I'm always listening to your stuff.

796
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 10: I was in the car. I've got a couple of

797
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 10: your three d still in the car, even though I

798
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 10: don't even use the creds very often. But you're one

799
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 10: of the favorites.

800
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 13: Well, the best to keep on rocking. That's the best

801
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 13: thing keeps a board in Australian music. You're a good.

802
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 11: Man, Good afternoon, mate, Jimmy Barnes.

803
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: What a legend that, Jimmy. You're in the reserve CD collection.

804
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: If he ever decides to listen.

805
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 13: To almost it's almost like collector of cdcting.

806
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: Now, if you missed him yesterday, Jimmy Barns, you can

807
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: get him on the podcast Will and Woody, or you

808
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,919
Speaker 1: can just tune in again right now because he's back

809
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: on Will and Yes Now, Jimmy, we wanted to get

810
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: you back on and tell us another story from your

811
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: brand new book, Killing Time About now. I've just been

812
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 1: told to ask you about getting a taxi in LA

813
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: to take you to a bottle shop.

814
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 13: Oh, no, it was. I was actually in a limo.

815
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 13: I was. It looked like a you know that movie Afthur, Yeah,

816
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 13: something more. I was in a limo going from a

817
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 13: recording studio to home and I wanted to It was

818
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 13: about sort of six o'clock at night, and I wanted

819
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 13: to buy a bottle vodka, and I knew that it

820
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 13: was only free. No, this is in the midnight, isn't

821
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 13: mid nineteen?

822
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: The home was pretty standard to Jimmy Barnes.

823
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 13: At So I'm driving home and I sort of I

824
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 13: knew where there was this bottle shop because it was

825
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 13: next door to a Fortune teleshop, which you could see

826
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 13: it was all lit up with you know, like mirror

827
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 13: balls and all that sort of stuff and crystal balls.

828
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 13: So anyway, I pull in and and I tell the

829
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 13: driver to pull in, and I sort of fell out

830
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 13: of the limo. It was just like it was like Arthur.

831
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 13: And then I went in and there was two doors

832
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 13: right next to each other, and I just wasn't concentrated,

833
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 13: and I walked in the wrong door. And suddenly I

834
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 13: did in there and it was really quiet, and it

835
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 13: was like candles and incense, and suddenly there's violin music,

836
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 13: and this woman comes out from the behind a velvet curtain.

837
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 13: This is where like sort of turbans and ribbons and scarves.

838
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 13: She looked like Stevie van Z. Then you know, I'm

839
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 13: from Bruce Wringstein's then, and I said, does that you

840
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 13: see me? She came she came out, she came out.

841
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 13: She's going, you're in big trouble, you know. I'm saying, yeah,

842
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 13: tell me about it. I was looking for the bottle shop.

843
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 12: There's obviously not.

844
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 13: It, and and she's trying and I'm trying to back

845
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 13: away from her, and she's going, you must stay, you

846
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 13: must stay. Someone's trying to kill you. And I'm going,

847
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 13: I don't think there's a curse on you. Someone is

848
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 13: trying to kill you. And I'm sorry, backing out and going, yeah,

849
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 13: I think they're better take a numberite, you know. And

850
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 13: I finally I backed out and I got away, and

851
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 13: I walked out, and I looked to the left, and

852
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 13: there's the door to the bottle shop, and I went

853
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 13: in and I bought a bottle of Vodkas. I got

854
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 13: back in a limo and I'm sitting there and you said,

855
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 13: someone very close to you is trying to kill you.

856
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 13: And it took me about five years to work it out.

857
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 13: She was absolutely right, want it with me. I could

858
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 13: have known by by the way I fell into the

859
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 13: bottle shop.

860
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 14: You didn't.

861
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 10: You didn't really have.

862
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 13: To be able to read if you took one.

863
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 4: Look at me at that point, right, Okay, it's actually

864
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 4: quite smart of a fortune teller to be next to

865
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 4: a bottle shop, isn't it.

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00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: You know?

867
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 13: I think that I think they know that where they're

868
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 13: going to get a bit.

869
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 11: Jimmy, it's talking to you again. Your stories are incredible

870
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 11: as always. Make sure you get his new book, Killing Time.

871
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 11: If you missed him, get him on the podcast Will

872
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 11: and would He wherever you get your podcast at Jimmy Barnes.

873
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 11: Thanks so much for coming back on the show today, mate.

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00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 11: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody