1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Quimen Woody that bite sized were there? 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,760 Speaker 2: What did your parents give you a Birds and Bees 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 2: Chat letter? What did they go for? 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 3: Are the only birds and Bee's chat? 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: I got with my dad as we were watching a 6 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 2: watching Vanilla Sky, the movie with Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 2: Vanellope Cruz came into it. There was a there was 8 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,799 Speaker 2: a scene. There was a scene involving locking legs and 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 2: swapping gravy and Dad paused them. Dad paused the movie 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,639 Speaker 2: and looked at me and he said, well, you can't 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 2: watch this And I was like, why is that? And 12 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 2: he said, well, you've never been inside a woman. 13 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't. 14 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 2: Think that's perfect. 15 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 5: Birds and bees Chat that was it, And I'm not 16 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 5: sure if that's the rule for watching sex scenes. 17 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 3: Sorry, mode, if you haven't done it, you can't watch. 18 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 2: It's not weird. 19 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 3: I got center bed. 20 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 2: I vividly remember it. I got cent to bed. He 21 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 2: was like, not for you, mate, Anyway, we're talking about 22 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 2: it because Haley Beeber has been in a very very 23 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 2: naughty podcast. Can't use a lot of that audio, but 24 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 2: she said exactly that. She was like, my parents might 25 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 2: be listening to this. They obviously didn't get in with 26 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: the birds and bees his chat. But Sarah, your parents did, No. 27 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 6: They didn't, and I ended up with a baby at 28 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 6: sixteen because they didn't give me a bird of these 29 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 6: what on? 30 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 4: Sarah? 31 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 5: Genuinely you didn't think that sex would lead to having 32 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 5: a baby. 33 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 6: Okay, I knew sex would lead to having a baby. Obviously, 34 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 6: sex fad, but never learn in sex said that the 35 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 6: pullout method would still leave you with a baby. 36 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 5: Right, No matter what, it's good to the radio, the 37 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 5: view that the bull method work, it doesn't work. It 38 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 5: does not. 39 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 2: But I'm sure Sarah has got a beautiful baby now and. 40 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 3: She's very happy. 41 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 5: But of course I'm sure the baby was listening on. 42 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 3: The baby is probably just realized that welcome to the world, 43 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 3: little fella. Billy six good I Billy Billy. 44 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: You had a bird and bees chat? 45 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 4: Yeah? I did so. 46 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: Okay. 47 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 4: It was school holidays. I was about twelve and Dad 48 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 4: said yeah. So Dad said we're going down to the pub, 49 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 4: and we got to the par we ordered our food 50 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 4: and stuff, and then he said, well, son, I think 51 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 4: it's time we talk about the birds and the bees. 52 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 5: Well did he order the bangers and mass just to 53 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 5: give like a visual demonstration. 54 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 4: No, but it probably would have been more funny if 55 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 4: he did. 56 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 3: And so what did he go with, Billy? 57 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 2: Did he use an analogy? How did he dance around it? 58 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 4: I can't please remember, but he just you know, it's 59 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 4: just started with a typical line when a man and 60 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 4: a woman love each other. 61 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 3: Very much, they Wow, he went with that. 62 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 5: So did it work for you though, Billy? Did you 63 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 5: come out of that conversation and go, Okay, I'm more 64 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 5: prepared for the world. 65 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 4: Well, years later I kind of discovered that I'm gay, 66 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 4: So it didn't really work out. 67 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 2: A man and a woman love each other totally redundant. 68 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 3: Oh, it's good bas the gold, Billy. That's not that 69 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,399 Speaker 3: should be covered off. 70 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 5: Well, absolutely think about it. 71 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 2: You're in the twenty first entry Aaron taking time. You 72 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 2: had a birds and beast chat. 73 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a birds and the bee chat. 74 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 4: I remember going. 75 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: Chopping without a safey and we hopped in the car 76 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: and he goes, it's time we have a chat, and 77 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: I'll sink you're not God. Here we go and he goes, 78 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: starts off with the birds and the bees, the flowers 79 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 1: and the trees, and he goes, you know what, scrap 80 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: that just always remember some tarp up and I didn't. 81 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: I didn't learn from that at all, because I ended 82 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: up having four kids while the time on twenty 83 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 5: Four More of the boys on the full podcast just 84 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 5: scroll up.